by Lee Greenwood Hannity
Well, they’re at it again. Every time there’s a gun fueled mass killing, they’re out there, blaming guns and the NRA. Enough! We here at the National Small Penis Association have decided to proudly come out and stand by our brothers in arms at the National Rifle Association to help them fight back against the Godless communists who expect us to stand down and disarm. I firmly believe in the common cause shared by the NRA and the NSPA. As long as there is even just one emotionally immature, small- penised, WHITE guy who needs to possess a semi automatic weapon to compensate for his feelings of insecurity and disappointment with how his life turned out, the National Small Penis Association will be fighting side by side with the National Rifle Association to make sure that man can keep that big gun in his hands. So sign up on our Facebook page and join the fight.
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Women are the fastest growing demographic of gun owners.
Politicians all have armed guards to protect them.
Chicago has some of the harshest gun laws in the nation, yet has more gun deaths than most war zones.
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel is protected 24×7 by men with guns.
Michael Bloomberg is protected 24×7 by men with guns.
Barack Obama and his family are protected 24×7 by men with guns.
Single Women and Abused Wives are far more likely to be violently attack and possibly murdered than Emanuel, Bloomberg and Obama, yet they are prevented from having a gun to protect themselves.
Rarely do police officers prevent a violent attack. Mostly, police investigate AFTER the victim has been injured or killed.
The Only Thing Which Can Stop a Bad Guy with a Gun,
Is a Good Guy with a Gun.
Most politicians don’t have armed guards to protect them.
It’s proven that most guns used for crimes in Chicago come from outside Chicago.
Specifically, why did you feel the need to single out former President Barack Obama?
Women in the U.S. are 11x more likely to be murdered with guns than women in other high-income countries.
Female intimate partners are more likely to be murdered with a firearm than all other means combined.
The presence of a gun in domestic violence situations increases the risk of homicide for women by 500%.
In states that require a background check for every handgun sale, 38% fewer women are shot to death by intimate partners.
Law enforcement officers are 3 times as likely to be killed in the line of duty in states with high firearms ownership.
Good guy with a gun? What a joke. Very few people will run into gunfire to stop an armed person unless they are at immediate risk!
If guns are so great in preventing crime, why does the NRA work so hard to prevent research into gun violence?