Glocks For Micrococks

While many of us small penised white guys have found salvation through the ownership of semi automatic weapons, what about our brethren of limited financial means who cannot afford the price of a powerful gun?  Well, our hearts are bigger than our penises, and that is why we are proud to announce our new ‘Glocks For Micrococks’ program which will put a Glock 18 semi automatic equipped with a 100 drum magazine in the hands of every needy small penised man in America.   We will announce the application process soon so keep checking this site regularly.

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