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  1. Chris Chandler August 3, 2016 at 11:44 pm #

    Does it feel good to be a hoplophobic hypocrite liberals retard on the Internet? Did someone threaten poor poor baby with a gun? You’re a sorry effeminate SJW faggots and anyone coming here can immediately sense that. If you don’t want or like guns, don’t buy one. You have zero right to tell others they don’t have a right or try to deride an organization founded to teach newly freed slaves riflemanship. That’s the thing with you Democrat Klan members. You pretend you’re all for equality and ending racism but you belong to the party of racism who founded the KKK and still practices it to this day. I hope you meet an unstable individual with a gun and they rape you then shoot a few rounds up your ass hole and watch you bleed out.

    • Baby March 24, 2018 at 8:20 pm #

      Your penis must be teeny-tiny!

  2. Jeremy Norton December 26, 2016 at 9:50 am #

    I have a small penis help

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity December 26, 2016 at 7:05 pm #

      It will get better. Once Donald J. Trump enters the White House on 1/20/2017, America will finally begin to accept and welcome insecure, small penised, White guys out from society’s shadows.

  3. Reg Rod January 26, 2017 at 12:16 am #

    You’re article make me want to have a micro cock so bad. I wish I could be as bad ass as the winners you write about. Dicks for trump !

  4. Stephen Hurley February 3, 2017 at 7:55 am #

    I have a small dick, please help me!! It’s 4 inches when erect and I come quickly. I don’t know how to pleasure women and I’ve never satisfied any woman.

  5. Steve February 6, 2017 at 10:28 pm #

    Soooo small.

  6. Raoul Ortiz jr March 8, 2017 at 5:22 pm #

    My penis is so small

  7. Peter hurst April 27, 2017 at 8:36 am #

    Help with my small penis

  8. Joseph Miller June 5, 2017 at 6:05 pm #

    My penis is on the small side, is there anything I can do about it?

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity June 6, 2017 at 4:31 am #

      Yes, there is plenty you can do about it. I recommend you purchase either an AP4 LR-308 or an Armalite AR-10 A2. Once you have either gun in your hands, your penis will immediately feel 3x larger!

  9. Jon July 27, 2017 at 7:34 pm #

    This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. Thanks for making me laugh my ass off !!! Also there’s a song by Kyuss , called “one inch man ” . I highly recommend it .

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity July 31, 2017 at 4:34 am #

      Yes, it sure is funny watching these liberals in the democrat party pathetically trip over themselves as they try to run America into the ground!!!!

      Your Fellow Patriot,
      Lee Greenwood Hannity

  10. Zappatista August 8, 2017 at 5:26 pm #

    This, has made my day…thank you!

  11. Maricruz Keble December 21, 2017 at 3:32 pm #


    I wanted to let you know that you’re offering a great service and I appreciate your business.

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity December 22, 2017 at 5:24 am #

      Thank you for the kind words. We strive to Make America Great Again every day here at the NSPA headquarters!!

  12. Shaun Garner February 2, 2018 at 11:31 am #

    Please help my small penis is ruining my life

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity February 4, 2018 at 6:25 am #

      Don’t worry, it gets better, and it’s going to get better more quickly with Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!!!!

  13. Shaun Garner February 3, 2018 at 10:34 am #

    This spot on my shaft is bigger than my actual cock 😭😭😭

  14. Shaun garner February 6, 2018 at 1:00 pm #

    Please help my manhood is smaller than my nose

  15. Shaun garner February 6, 2018 at 1:00 pm #

    Please help my manhood is smaller than my nose and smells like male anus

  16. Mike Shaftner February 25, 2018 at 3:56 pm #

    Sad and lonely… laughed at entire life

  17. Dan Joo March 25, 2018 at 3:15 pm #

    I am proud

  18. Zach Lu September 7, 2019 at 9:56 pm #

    hi i have a small penis and am worried that it will never satisfy anyone- i can barely satisfy myself. help!

  19. Jim Little September 12, 2019 at 10:14 pm #

    I would like more information on small penis support groups and help. I’m less than 2 inches.

  20. Jose cardenas September 13, 2019 at 3:28 pm #

    Need help I have a small penis

  21. Craig Earley September 19, 2019 at 12:23 am #

    I need more info

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