Mission

The National Small Penis Association supports a wide range of public interest activities to enhance the self esteem of small- penised, law abiding WHITE guys through the ownership of semi-automatic assault weapons and hollow-point bullets.  The activities are designed to educate the general public about the correlation between small penises and semi-automatic firearms and their historic context.

22 Responses to “Mission”

  1. Whiskey Crowe September 20, 2016 at 12:45 pm #

    FUCK YOU YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCK GO DRINK DRAIN CLEANER IT WILL MAKE YOU LOSE SOME AUTISM

    • io March 12, 2017 at 3:30 pm #

      Crawl back to reddit, this isn’t your safe space.

    • TommyD6of11 July 3, 2017 at 6:18 pm #

      Women are the fastest growing demographic of gun owners.

      Politicians all have armed guards to protect them.

      Chicago has some of the harshest gun laws in the nation, yet has more gun deaths than most war zones.

      Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel is protected 24×7 by men with guns.

      Michael Bloomberg is protected 24×7 by men with guns.

      Barack Obama and his family are protected 24×7 by men with guns.

      Single Women and Abused Wives are far more likely to be violently attack and possibly murdered than Emanuel, Bloomberg and Obama, yet they are prevented from having a gun to protect themselves.

      Rarely do police officers prevent a violent attack. Mostly, police investigate AFTER the victim has been injured or killed.

      The Only Thing Which Can Stop a Bad Guy with a Gun,
      Is a Good Guy with a Gun.

      • AIDsBoy March 25, 2018 at 2:33 pm #

        All of this ‘168 by men with guns’ security must get mighty expensive. They should probably just funnel that money into penis enlargement research instead.

      • JP March 25, 2018 at 3:23 pm #

        Congratulations, you managed to not tell a single truth. Everything you wrote is a complete fabrication or outright lies.

      • Andrew K March 25, 2018 at 3:31 pm #

        When the shooting started at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School last Wednesday, there was an armed deputy on duty at the school — someone tasked, specifically, with keeping the students inside safe.

        He was outside when the first shots were fired. And he stayed there for four minutes as the shooter murdered 17 people.

  2. Martin bloomfield November 21, 2017 at 3:27 pm #

    Hi, 3.7 inches

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity November 22, 2017 at 4:00 am #

      Martin,

      I’m sorry, but you’re about an inch too big for admission to our ranks. Close, but no cigar.

      Lee Greenwood Hannity

  3. Jim March 25, 2018 at 2:14 pm #

    I love black people

    • HD March 25, 2018 at 7:20 pm #

      Haha, you phony pandering piece of shit. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you think about black people.

      • Lee Greenwood Hannity March 26, 2018 at 2:33 am #

        HD,

        Heads up!!!! I think your email account has been hacked by a hateful liberal troll!!!!!

  4. GodHates Figs March 25, 2018 at 2:22 pm #

    funny that liberals cray about figs and made up genders, but this is the best they can do. You lost, you will lose again. Grow up and start talking about actual issues, not what you want in your ass.

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity March 26, 2018 at 2:28 am #

      Mr. GodHates Figs, I know when I’m being trolled by a liberal who is sending me parody messages from a fake men’s rights movement character because he has nothing better to do with his life than endlessly post the same joke day after day after day!!! SAD!!!! Nice try………..NOT!!!!!!!

  5. Mind Your Own Business March 25, 2018 at 2:32 pm #

    What the fuck you must have such a small dick that you are looking for other people who have a dick smaller than yours to feel less bad

  6. Caleb March 25, 2018 at 3:03 pm #

    I can’t say how happy I am to finally find a group of fellow poorly endowed white men. God I’m crying right now. Our voices will be heard. We will not go silently into the night.

  7. Zachariah Kaley March 25, 2018 at 3:10 pm #

    What if I have a large penis and I don’t support trump?

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity March 26, 2018 at 2:31 am #

      Mr. Kaley, Your question confuses me. By the very nature of having a large penis, you would not be a Trump supporter.

  8. Ken March 25, 2018 at 3:23 pm #

    Is there a limit to how small you can be and where would you start measuring from?

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity March 26, 2018 at 2:20 am #

      Ken,

      Good question. No, there is no limit to how small your penis can be. In regard to suggested method of measurement, we here at the NSPA view this is as a private matter between a man and his urologist so we do not weigh in with recommendations on this matter.

  9. leah March 25, 2018 at 4:05 pm #

    i want daddy trumps small cock in my mouth dont u

  10. AnnoyedSloth March 25, 2018 at 11:42 pm #

    This has to be one of the most idiotic things I have ever witnessed.

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