Mission

The National Small Penis Association supports a wide range of public interest activities to enhance the self esteem of small penised, law abiding white guys through the ownership of semi automatic assault weapons and hollow tipped bullets.  The activities are designed to educate the general public about the correlation between small penises and semi automatic firearms and their historic context.

5 Responses to “Mission”

  1. Whiskey Crowe September 20, 2016 at 12:45 pm #

    FUCK YOU YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCK GO DRINK DRAIN CLEANER IT WILL MAKE YOU LOSE SOME AUTISM

    • io March 12, 2017 at 3:30 pm #

      Crawl back to reddit, this isn’t your safe space.

    • TommyD6of11 July 3, 2017 at 6:18 pm #

      Women are the fastest growing demographic of gun owners.

      Politicians all have armed guards to protect them.

      Chicago has some of the harshest gun laws in the nation, yet has more gun deaths than most war zones.

      Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel is protected 24×7 by men with guns.

      Michael Bloomberg is protected 24×7 by men with guns.

      Barack Obama and his family are protected 24×7 by men with guns.

      Single Women and Abused Wives are far more likely to be violently attack and possibly murdered than Emanuel, Bloomberg and Obama, yet they are prevented from having a gun to protect themselves.

      Rarely do police officers prevent a violent attack. Mostly, police investigate AFTER the victim has been injured or killed.

      The Only Thing Which Can Stop a Bad Guy with a Gun,
      Is a Good Guy with a Gun.

  2. Martin bloomfield November 21, 2017 at 3:27 pm #

    Hi, 3.7 inches

    • Lee Greenwood Hannity November 22, 2017 at 4:00 am #

      Martin,

      I’m sorry, but you’re about an inch too big for admission to our ranks. Close, but no cigar.

      Lee Greenwood Hannity

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