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10/6/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his girlfriend from a Mexican rapist!!!!!!!!!! A total HOAX!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin Rennhack from our Interlochen, Michigan NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday night and charged with (get this) unlawful imprisonment, two counts of assault with a dangerous weapon and felony firearms (? WTF) after he allegedly held his girlfriend and another man at gunpoint. Sure enough, this is just another WITCH HUNT of a Good Guy With A Gun by the lying, disgusting so-called “media” which is trying to distract the public from the news about Crooked Joe Biden and his son!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!

See, according to the “police” report, Patriot Rennhack was away from home when he saw his girlfriend there with another man through his in-home security camera. Patriot Rennhack then allegedly went to his house, grabbed his rifle and went to the bedroom where his girlfriend and the other man were engaged in intimate relations. Patriot Rennhack allegedly pointed the rifle at them, ordered them not to move and demanded the man’s name. He then allegedly held them hostage for minutes before allowing them to leave.

Sure enough, we heard from the other members of our Interlochen NSPA chapter that the lying, disgusting so-called “media” covered up what really happened here because they wanted to spread their baseless lies that Patriot Rennhack is some sort of a criminal to push their far-left agenda!!!!!! SICK!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our Interlochen NSPA chapter that Patriot Rennhack rushed home because he wanted to save his girlfriend from the other man, who was actually a Mexican rapist!!!!! We are still waiting to hear what name he gave when Patriot Rennhack allegedly demanded his name at gunpoint. We are guessing it was probably Pedro, or maybe Fernando, or possibly Juan, or more likely Jose, or conceivably Miguel, or just as likely Alejandro!!!!!!! Once we get this bad hombre’s name, you can be sure we will be the first to report it!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to dig a moat along the big, beautiful border wall he is building at the Mexican border to make doubly sure that not one more Mexican rapist will ever get into America!!!!!!!!!! PROMISES KEPT!!!!!!!!!!

Man accused of holding his girlfriend and another man at gunpoint

https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/man-accused-of-holding-his-girlfriend-and-another-man-at-gun-point

9/29/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to explain the ethos of the National Small Penis Association to two dingbat broads!!!!!!! SAD!!!!

Derek Wayne Potts from our Floyd County NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) felony terroristic threats and misdemeanor counts of public drunkenness and public indecency after he allegedly exposed his genitals while intoxicated to two women at another person’s home, pointed a handgun at them and later came back with a rifle.

Sure enough, though, this is just another case of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy HARASSMENT!!!!!! It’s a terrible thing happening to our country, and it must stop because it’s really a horrible thing that nobody has ever seen before in the history of our country!!!!!! Right on cue, the lying, disgusting fake-news “media”, bought and paid for by George Soros and his cabal of international bankers, manipulated the coverage of this case to make a laughingstock of Patriot Potts, when, in fact, he had simply been trying to educate the two women about the ethos of the National Small Penis Association after engaging in a little harmless social drinking!!!! (Do we really need to remind everybody that Prohibition ended in 1933 with the 21st Amendment???!!!??? Jeez, is it just me or does it seem like the democrat party is trying to turn back all of the progress America has made over the past 100 years???!!!???? SAD!!!!!)

See, we heard from the other members of our Floyd County NSPA chapter that in an emotionally vulnerable moment Patriot Potts had allegedly displayed his small penis to the women and explained he had been able to increase his self-esteem and sense of manhood thanks to the NSPA through the possession of his handgun and rife, which he allegedly proudly presented to them. Well, sure enough, thanks to the #metoo movement and the Brett Kavanaugh inquisition, any man who brandishes his penis or a gun (no matter the circumstances) at a woman is immediately branded a criminal in the court of public opinion and has his life totally ruined!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!

Well, we can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to fight against these witch hunts and conspiracies designed to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys for the democrat party’s appallingly shameless desire for cheap political gain!!!!!! SICK

Police: Drunk man pointed gun at women

http://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/rome/news/police_fire/police-drunk-man-pointed-gun-at-women/article_63b4cef0-e30e-11e9-ad1f-9ba7f3e19d76.html

9/18/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being attacked by a hysterical woman!!!!!!!!

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Keith Allen Hetrick from our York, Pennsylvania NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) attempted homicide, aggravated assault, possession of firearm prohibited, receiving stolen property, posses firearm with manufacturer number altered, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and harassment after he allegedly punched, choked and pointed a gun at a female friend. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media has hijacked the coverage of this story to push their liberal agenda to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun.

See, this is another case of the fake news media blaming the victim (Patriot Hetrick) because they so blatantly covered up the role of their ordained, female so-called “victim” (the allegedly defenseless female “friend”) in this story, who, truth be told, was responsible for the gun going off!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

On top of that, there is plenty missing from the “reporting” in this story. See, there was absolutely no reporting on what this female “friend” said to cause Patriot Hetrick to allegedly punch and choke her. Worse yet, there was absolutely no reporting on what the female “friend” did to force Patriot Hetrick to defend himself by allegedly pulling a gun on her!!!!!!! Even worse yet, the fake news coverage barely mentions that Patriot Hetrick’s gun didn’t go off until the female “friend” swatted the gun away from her face. If she hadn’t done that, the gun never would have gone off!!!!!!! However, Patriot Hetrick is the one who gets charged with firing the gun!!!!!!! Liberal Logic 101!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to this endless stream of lies that comes from the fake news media, who have shockingly been able to normalize chronic lying as unremarkable!!!!!!!!!! MUST END!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!! #TRUMP2020

Gun goes off after woman swats it out of her face in York domestic, police say

https://www.ydr.com/story/news/crime/2019/09/16/gun-goes-off-after-woman-swats-out-her-face-york-domestic-police-say/2341403001/

9/11/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democrat party hates small business owners and wants to regulate them out of existence!!!!!!!!!

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Sean Stanford from our Albuquerque NSPA chapter was arrested Monday by the so-called Albuquerque “Police” and charged with (get this) extreme cruelty to animals and negligent use of a deadly weapon after he allegedly shot an ALLEGEDLY affectionate stray cat that had been hanging out at Solid Tech Performance, the auto body shop he owns, for the past couple of months. According to a copyrighted FAKE NEWS article that we cannot share, several employees (obviously bleeding heart LIBS!!!) became attached to the cat and began feeding it because LIBS love nothing more than making the NEEDY totally dependent upon them to keep them on the democrat party plantation!!!!!!!

Well, Patriot Stanford allegedly let it be known very strongly that he didn’t care for the cat and threatened to shoot it because that’s how a real MAN handles an invasion by an uninvited predator!!!!!! So, Patriot Stanford, being a MAN of his word, allegedly brought a rifle to work last week and allegedly shot the cat twice in the face.

Sure enough, one of the bleeding heart LIBS at the body shop rushed the cat to a veterinarian because there’s nothing LIBS love more than delivering health care on demand to the uninsured and snitched on Patriot Stanford to the police because there’s nothing LIBS hate more than small business owners!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

Sure enough, Patriot Stanford was hauled into a totally rigged court today and forced to stand before a so-called (ACTIVIST) judge who oh-so-conveniently just happens to have a Mexican sounding name, so we can be sure he’ll get a fair hearing…..NOT!!!!!!!!!! Well, we all know how this case is going to turn out, and this is yet another example of how the democrat party wants to regulate every single action a small business owner takes at his own business because they want to dismantle capitalism and replace it with SOCIALISM!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these Socialist Communists who hate America!!!!! Imagine the disarray America would be in if we didn’t have Patriot Trump guiding the way!!!!!!! #nightmare

Cat who got shot in face by body shop owner will soon have new home

https://www.koat.com/article/cat-shot-twice-in-face-by-body-shop-owner/28931363

9/5/2019

The National Small Penis Association launches the Alabama Hurricane Relief Fund!!!!

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We here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters in Akron, OH have been sending our thoughts and prayers to the victims of the devastating hurricane that has ravaged Alabama for the past two days, and we have decided thoughts and prayers are not enough when dealing with death and suffering of this magnitude so we are launching the Alabama Hurricane Relief Fund to help stem the tide of misery and death that has been spreading across Alabama!!!!!

We want to help Alabama rebound quickly from this natural disaster so the good Christians of Alabama (which is 2nd in per capita statewide NSPA chapters, only behind Mississippi) can get back to the business of forcing women who were raped to bring their fetuses to term and to elect Judge Roy Moore (charter member of our Gadsden, Alabama NSPA chapter) to the U.S. Senate!!!!!!!!

Please check upcoming posts for the link to the Relief Fund so you can make your donation!!!!!!!

9/1/2019

The National Small Penis Association works tirelessly over the past week to keep Texas safe!!!! After all, nothing stops a Menacing Mexican Muchacho like a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!!

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Thousands of concerned NSPA followers have been emailing and calling the NSPA executive offices to get an explanation for our recent lack of posts, and we are happy to announce the reason for our period of online silence. See, we here at the NSPA have been working without respite for the past week with all of our Texas-based NSPA chapters to monitor the implementation today of 8 new laws passed by our Republican brothers and fellow NSPA members in the Texas Legislature to ease restrictions on guns, including allowing firearms in public places like schools and churches, on rented and leased property and during disasters, in order to make sure all REAL Texans are able to protect themselves and their loved ones from the seething mass of marauding Mexican murderers marching at will across our southern border!!!!!!!!

See, we had to be in Texas to make sure none of the gun-hating, democrat party elevator screamers tried to pull a fast one today to block these laws from taking effect because they are so despicable they will stoop to all sorts of scapegoating and fear-mongering to push through their anti-gun agenda!!!!!!

Though we praise Jesus for all of our Republican brothers and fellow NSPA members in the Texas Legislature, we would like to shine the NSPA spotlight on Texas state Rep. Matt Schaefer for very strongly declaring today after the little kerfuffle in Odessa yesterday that he will never vote for any gun control measures of any sort because of the blatantly obvious fact that these measures will never do anything to keep Texans safe from Mexicans who harbor evil in their hearts. Instead, he recognizes the only effective intervention is PRAYER!!!!!!!!!! Patriot Schaefer also made the salient point that “discipline in the homes” and men not leaving their families would also prevent gun violence.

As Patriot Schaefer wrote on Facebook today, “YES to God, and NO to more government intrusions.” Other than easily manipulated and frightened simpletons in the democrat party, who can argue with that !!!!!!!!!

TEXAS REPUBLICAN TOUTS GOD, PRAYER IN RANT AGAINST GUN CONTROL ADVOCACY CALLS TO ‘DO SOMETHING’

https://www.newsweek.com/matt-schaefer-texas-republican-congressman-god-prayer-mass-shootings-twitter-victims-1457129

8/25/2019

Good Guy With A Gun targeted in a George Soros-funded voter suppression plot initiated to install Soros’ puppet, Joe Biden, in the White House!!!!!!!

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Kaleb R. Lemaire from our Milton, Delaware NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) possession of a deadly weapon during the commission of a felony, aggravated menacing, terroristic threatening and possession of a firearm while under the influence after he allegedly pointed a gun at his girlfriend and threatened to shoot her. Sure enough, the so-called Delaware State “Police” who allegedly “investigated” the case totally sided with Patriot Lemaire’s so-called “girlfriend” and hauled him off to the Sussex Correctional Institution because they are obviously engaging in a voter suppression campaign designed to lock up as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible to prevent them from voting for Donald J. Trump in 2020, thereby handing the election to Joe Biden, who oh-so-conveniently just happens to reside in Delaware!!!!!! Could the connection be any more obvious?????!!!!???? (Hint – NO!!!!!)

We certainly don’t expect the lying, disgusting “media” to connect these dots for the public so we will continue to follow this case. The other members of our Milton, Delaware NSPA chapter are investigating this story and will report exactly what Patriot Lemaire’s girlfriend said to him to force him to allegedly point his gun at her and allegedly threaten to shoot her as soon as that information become available. Stay tuned!!!!!!! #TRUMP2020

Milton man arrested on weapons charges

https://delawarestatenews.net/police/milton-man-arrested-on-weapons-charges/

8/17/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for taking a stand against baseless accusations, you know, the kind of lies the democrat party uses to destroy America by sowing hate and division!!!!!!!!
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Steven Meade from our Lexington, Kentucky NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) first-degree assault and slapped with an emergency protective order to stay away from his wife after he allegedly shot her in their home while he was intoxicated and caused her to sustain life-threatening injuries, so it’s not like she is going to die or anything so we here at the NSPA executive headquarters really don’t see what the big deal is. See, the lying, disgusting “media”, the very worst people in the world, many people say, would have you believe this is yet another of their endless fake news stories about an impossibly impulsive, emotionally immature WHITE guy who endangers everybody around him because he has an infantile attachment to a gun that empowers him to lash out at the world in a destructive manner because he lacks the most base level of psychological strength to deal with the common sources of stress and annoyance that everybody must deal with on a daily basis!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

See, according to the lie crafters at the Louisville Courier-Journal, an allegedly intoxicated Patriot Meade allegedly shot his wife in the leg during an argument that started after she accused him of putting scratches on her antique furniture while she had been out of the house.

Now, first off, Patriot Meade tried to explain to the so-called Lexington “Police” that he had simply pulled a small revolver he keeps in his recliner and waved it in her direction, “intending to scare her by firing it and causing a loud noise.” Furthermore, we would like to point out, Patriot Meade very strongly told the “police” his wife had left the house, and he was unsure if he struck her. Furthermore, we would like to point out that one of our other Louisville NSPA chapter members who has many followers on his Twitter account tweeted that many people were saying a Mexican-looking man had been seen lurking in Patriot Meade’s neighborhood and would have been perfectly positioned to frame Patriot Meade by shooting his wife after she exited the house after being psyched out (NOT SHOT!) by Patriot Meade!!!!!!!

Sure enough, the “police” ignored this evidence because if they had considered it, they would not have been able to confiscate Patriot Meade’s gun. As a result of the bungling of the case, Patriot Meade is now labeled the bad guy rather than being recognized for his heroism for standing up to his wife’s false accusations about the scratches on her antique furniture. It’s exactly these types of baseless lies spread by the democrat party that are tearing America apart and fomenting hate and discord every day, so (if you think about it) Patriot Meade is actually being punished for doing the honorable thing!!!! Liberal Logic 101!!! SICK!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to remind America what TRUTH is in order to shut down the democrat party’s plan to foist lie upon lie on the American people for political gain!!!!!!

Kentucky man shoots his wife over antique furniture dispute, police say

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/crime/2019/07/30/police-lexington-kentucky-man-shoots-wife-over-scratches-antique-furniture/1864991001/

8/16/2019

Good Girl With A Gun arrested basically for being a trailblazer in the female insecure, small-penised WHITE guy movement!!!!!!!!

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Jerri Kelly, soon to be an honorary member of our Wynne, Arkansas NSPA chapter, was arrested last week and booked on suspicion of (get this) false imprisonment, aggravated assault and endangering the welfare of a minor after she allegedly pulled a gun on four African American young men, ages 15 and 16, in front of her house. Sure enough, this is just another hit job by the lying, disgusting “media”, (the very worst people in the world, nobody has ever seen anything like this) who will publish any ridiculous lie in a desperate attempt to distract the public from all of the great news about President Trump’s amazing economy, which is the greatest in the history of the world, because they are terrified he will win re-election, which they know will prevent their international banker overlords from establishing a one-world government!!!!!!!

See, if you believe the propaganda merchants who pose as so-called “journalists” in the lamestream “media”, you believe Patriotess Kelly pulled a chrome plated revolver on four African American high school athletes, who were selling (get this bit of fake news) booklets of coupons to use with local merchants for the well-known annual fundraiser for their school’s football team, and forced them to lie face down with their hands behind their backs on her driveway until the so-called “authorities” arrived. Sure enough, the “officer” who arrived (obviously a still-angry Hillary supporter) just oh-so-conveniently claimed to be a resource officer at the athletes’ high school and confirmed their story that they were fundraising for their football team (totally rigged)!!!!! Can you believe the base of the democrat party falls for these type of ridiculously unbelievable conspiracy theories???!!!!???

Well, sure enough, the very weak “authorities” willfully ignored Patriotess Kelly’s explanation that she had pulled her gun on the young men not because they were black but because they were engaging in suspicious activity. See, it’s obvious they were wearing their football jerseys and carrying the coupon booklets to provide them cover for the evil intentions when they knocked on her door. However, one of the SAD and SICK legacies of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House is that pulling out a gun to stop suspicious activity like this will only get you branded as a racist and hauled off to jail because the system is rigged!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to bring America back to a time when a Patriot, or Patriotess in some cases, wouldn’t be labeled a racist for shutting down suspicious activity. See, President Donald J. Trump is going to keep REAL Americans SAFE, and that is why the elites hate him!!!!!!!! We can also only thank Jesus Christ for Patriotess Kelly showing the world that you don’t need to have a small penis to be a GOOD GUY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!!

White Arkansas woman charged with pulling gun on black teens fundraising for school

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/white-arkansas-woman-charged-pulling-gun-black-teens-fundraising-school-n1043501

8/11/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep high school students safe from murderers and rapists sneaking over the border from Mexico!!!!!!!

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Elvin Ray Fox from our Paradise, Texas NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and felon in possession of a firearm after he was found hiding with a rifle between two concrete block walls in the Paradise Independent School District high school. Sure enough, thanks to the corrosive influence of MSNBC, which riles up their gullible, easily manipulated audience into a mindless, fear-based frenzy any time there is a story involving a WHITE man with a gun, Patriot Fox is now branded as a criminal, and the so-called “authorities” have confiscated his gun while the real culprits in this story get to roam free on the streets of Paradise, planning the vile acts they plan to commit against REAL Americans!!!!

See, all this nonsense started when some Nervous Nelly racially profiled Patriot Fox and called 911 to report he was allegedly carrying a rifle and walking across the high school campus. Sure enough, the very weak Texas “state troopers” arrived and conducted a manhunt (WITCH HUNT is more like it) for Patriot Fox as if he were some sort of a danger to the community because the lying, disgusting “media” reports an endless stream of lies with impunity and conditions the public to view a Good Guy With A Gun as a threat!!!!!!

Well, after snooping around the school building, one of the “officers” noticed a displaced ceiling tile, which caused the “officer” to starting poking his nose into the ceiling crawl space, which led to the “officer’s” discovery of Patriot Fox wedged between two concrete block walls. Sure enough, the “state troopers” reflexively jumped to conclusions and cut him out of the walls with power tools without taking a moment to realize they might be blowing Patriot Fox’s plan to keep the school safe. See, we had heard from the other members of our Pleasure NSPA chapter that Patriot Fox was using the space between the walls to hide and wait for dangerous Mexicans, who were obviously on their way there to kill and rape the students and faculty. Since they were so distracted by hate and fear, they hauled Patriot Fox off into custody on a mental health detention order because the useless liberal (CAREER!) “politicians” always deflect from the real issue in cases like this by trying to frame it is a “mental health” issue!!!!! Have they no shame????!!!!! NO, they don’t!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to address the real issue here…..INVADING SWARMS OF MEXICAN MURDERERS!!!!!!!

Man With Gun Hiding Behind Wall at North Texas School Arrested: Sheriff

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Man-With-Gun-Arrested-Hiding-Behind-Wall-at-Wise-County-School-Sheriff-528752701.html

8/9/2019

LEFT-WING SUPREMACIST TERRORISM COMES TO ORRVILLE, OHIO!!!!!!!!! JIM JORDAN ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!

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(Our site continues to be targeted by Norwegian hackers, so please go to the National Small Penis Association Facebook page to see the chilling video if you are not able to see it here)

Terror came to Orriville, OH last night when a hateful left-wing supremacist stalked Jim Jordan, charter member of our Lima, OH NSPA chapter, and stormed the Wayne County GOP Family Picnic!!!!!!! Fortunately, there were no casualties, but many of the picnic attendees were traumatized by this hateful attack, which was obviously instigated by the hate-filled, dehumanizing comments made every day by the so-called “leaders” of the democRAT party against those of us in the insecure, small-penised, WHITE GUY community!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We have obtained horrific video shot by the terrorist of his attack of Patriot Jordan as he arrived as the featured guest to the picnic. The conniving leftist terrorist hid like a snake in the weeds outside of the park shelter and pounced like a disease-ridden RAT after Patriot Jordan. He held a sign bearing the following sick screed: JIM JORDAN AKA LOOK THE OTHER WAY JJ!!!!!!

This dog whistle message to the base of the democRAT party is a perpetuation of the left’s fake news conspiracy theory that while Patriot Jordan was an Ohio State assistant wrestling coach, he looked the other way and willfully ignored the fact that Ohio State physician Richard Strauss was sexually assaulting numerous male athletes, including many members of the wrestling team, and purposely avoided taking any action to stop these attacks!!!!!!!!!

Worse yet, the terrorist hysterically screamed at Patriot Jordan, taunting him with the nickname “Look The Other Way JJ” and asked if there was any truth to the rumor that Dennis Hastert, member of our Aurora, IL NSPA chapter and former Republican Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, had asked him to help run a wrestling camp for young boys. This sick slur was an obvious reference to the fake news WITCH HUNT of Patriot Hastert (funded by George Soros, we’re sure!!!) that got him (FALSELY!!!!) sent to prison for sexually assaulting members of the high school wrestling team he coached in the 60s and 70s!!!!!!! Then the terrorist asked Patriot Jordan if Dr. Strauss left him any “thank you” money in his will!!!!! To what depth will these sociopaths on the left not sink????!!!!!??????

Well, this is the new normal we all face!!!! These leftist hate-mongers now feel emboldened to openly declare their scorn for our community of insecure, small-penised, WHITE GUYS who are disappointed with how our lives have turned out and mollify our overwhelming sense of inadequacy and irrelevancy through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms so WE MUST STAND OUR GROUND!!!!!!!!!! #trump2020

8/4/2019

We here at the NSPA headquarters woke up this morning to the horror of yet another alt-left terrorist attack on Senator Rob Portman’s character!!!!! When will this end???!!!!?????

For some reason the NSPA’s social media platforms were overwhelmed yesterday with vicious attacks against Ohio Senator Rob Portman from our Cincinnati NSPA chapter, accusing him of shameless cowardice for his silence. We’re not exactly sure what prompted these online attacks, which seem to occur at least once a week (sometimes every couple of days), but we were horrified to wake up today to discover another onslaught of online character assassination directed at Patriot Portman for the comments he made in Dayton at some sort of a press conference with the city’s mayor. We didn’t see the press conference so we’re not sure what it was about, but all of the liberal trolls trotted out all of their tired and cliched tropes about Patriot Portman perpetually punting every time the moment calls for him to rise to the occasion to do the right thing because the alt-left crowd loves nothing more than to engage in cheap, baseless character attacks!!!!!!!

We know these unending series of attacks are lies because Patriot Portman has always demonstrated his courageous Caucasian Christian character (we can proudly say he is the most Caucasian Caucasian we have ever met!!!!!) by standing with the National Small Penis Association to do the NRA’s bidding on every piece of gun legislation presented to him throughout his brilliant career!!!!! We here at the NSPA plan on showing our support for Patriot Portman by going to select public appearances during his August Senate break to let the real Ohioans know he is A-OK in our book!!!!!!!!!!

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8/3/2019

Good Guy With A Gun……………..

7/29/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his neighborhood from the bubonic plague!!!!!!!

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Joseph Stubbers from our Harrison Township NSPA chapter in Dearborn County, IN was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) animal cruelty after he allegedly beat a dog in the head with a hammer and shot it. Sure enough, all of this nonsense got started when a bunch of Patriot Stubbers’ busybody, window-watching neighbors called the so-called “police” to report this alleged “attack” (fake news!) on the dog. Sure enough, the so-called “police” conducted a totally rigged witch hunt against Patriot Stubbers and accused him of callously attacking this dog and attempting to cover it up by dousing the so-called “crime scene” in bleach because they will peddle any lie to push their anti-Good Guy With A Gun agenda. Then the lying, disgusting so-called “media” piled on with their maudlin and emotionally manipulative account of the “police” rescuing the “severely injured” dog that had a mutilated right eye with blood coming from it (WAH WAH)!!!!!!!!

Sure enough, we heard from the other members of our Harrison Township NSPA chapter that Patriot Stubbers had actually been trying to save his neighborhood from the deadly scourge of the bubonic plague!!!!! See, we heard that the dog came from a rodent and rat-infested neighborhood and was scrounging around Patriot Stubbers’ neighborhood for free handouts of food from all of the bleeding-heart liberals who live there!!!!! Well, we heard that Patriot Stubbers had no choice except to allegedly hit the dog in the head with the hammer and shoot it in order to keep his neighbors safe before the disease could spread. Sure enough, thanks to Liberal Logic 101, Patriot Stubbers gets labeled as a criminal and is arrested because the democRATS don’t care about truth and justice and will shamelessly do anything they can to malign and discredit truth tellers and heroes who oppose them!!!!! SAD!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump (#piedpiperinchief) in the White House to keep us safe from the looming threat of the rats and rodents swarming towards our pure and Christian neighborhoods!!!!!!!!!

Prosecutor: Man accused of beating dog with hammer, shooting it in Dearborn County

https://www.wlwt.com/article/prosecutor-man-accused-of-beating-dog-with-hammer-shooting-it-in-dearborn-county/28540240

7/24/2019

Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to keep schoolchildren safe from a dangerous gunman!!!!!!!

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Henry Rex Weaver from our Blountsville, Alabama NSPA chapter was convicted Monday of (get this) possession of a firearm in a prohibited place, reckless endangerment and third-degree assault for a minor mishap that happened way back in March when he was working as a substitute teacher in a first-grade classroom at Blountsville Elementary School and accidentally struck a student with a fragment from a bullet discharged from his Taurus .380 pistol. Sure enough, the so-called “judge” seemingly disregarded the fact that the 7-year-old boy didn’t die and went ahead with the conviction because these liberal, activist judges have no regard for the law and are determined to settle a few scores because they are still so furious that Hillary lost the election!!!!!!!!

See, as Patriot Weaver tried to explain to the “police” who “investigated” the case, he simply forgot he had kept his gun in his shirt pocket rather than securing it in his locked car in the school parking lot because he was running a little behind and didn’t want to be late for his substitute teaching assignment. Then he tried to explain he simply had been reaching for papers (probably Common Core regulations!!!!!) in his shirt pocket when his gun simply fell out of the pocket and simply discharged when it hit the ground, which simply caused a tiny, tiny, tiny fragment to strike the boy on his leg. Sure enough, the “police” totally rigged the “investigation” and arrested Patriot Weaver anyways. Worse yet, the anti-family bureaucrats on the Blount County “School Board” tried to make a Federal case out of the fact that Patriot Weaver did not have permission to bring his firearm to school because they don’t care about the safety of the children who attend their schools and don’t want to have a Good Guy With A Gun on hand to save the children, who are our future, when a bad hombre from Mexico comes to the school to hurt them!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand with the NRA and the NSPA to make sure our schools are made safe by the presence of Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!!!

74-year-old substitute teacher convicted in discharge of gun in 1st-grade Alabama classroom

https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2019/07/74-year-old-substitute-teacher-convicted-in-discharge-of-gun-in-1st-grade-blount-county-classroom.html

7/18/2019

Meet The National Small Penis Association Squad!!!!!!!

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The National Small Penis Association is proud to announce the formation of The National Small Penis Association Squad to engage in Congressional combat with the anti-American menace of The Squad. This All Star quartet of life long NSPA members consists of Jim Jordan, R-OH 4th District; Louie Gohmert, R-TX 1st District; Steve King, R-IA 4th District; and Mike Kelly, R-PA 16th District!!!!!!! The executive council of the NSPA in Akron, OH is planning on appearing at a number of Patriot Jordan’s and Patriot Kelly’s public appearances in their nearby home districts during the upcoming August recess from Congress to show our support for them as we battle the elements of hate and racism that The Squad is shamefully foisting upon America. We will keep you posted on all of our public appearances with Patriots Jordan and Kelly!!!!!!!!!!!

7/13/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for making sure he was prepared to defend himself and America in case he encountered any Mexican Islamic terrorists!!!!!!

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Stephen Jennings from our Guthrie, Oklahoma NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) possession of a stolen vehicle, transporting an open container of liquor and driving with a suspended license after police pulled him over for having expired tags and discovered he had a handgun, an open bottle of whiskey, a Timber rattlesnake and a rod of powdered uranium in the car. Sure enough, the still-angry Hillary supporters in the so-called Guthrie “Police” Department wasted no time in confiscating Patriot Jennings’ gun and hauling him off to jail just so they could totally ruin his life!!!! Then they used the awful fake-news “media” to spread the horrible lie that the car he was in was stolen because they will spread misinformation just to come to the assistance of the democRAT party that they collude with constantly!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members our Guthrie NSPA chapter that Patriot Jennings had actually recovered the stolen car from a bad hombre from Mexico (who walked to Oklahoma last month because the democRAT party hasn’t allowed President Donald J. Trump to build his big, beautiful wall along our border with Mexico) and was in the process of returning it to its owner when the “authorities” pulled him over. Furthermore, Patriot Jennings had the gun, open bottle of whiskey, Timber rattlesnake and rod of powdered uranium in the car so he would be prepared to defend himself in case he encountered any Mexican Islamic terrorists who had snuck into America with the bad hombre who stole the car!!!!!!! So apparently in some parts of the country it’s still illegal to be properly armed to confront Mexican Islamic terrorists who have come here to rape and kill Americans!!!!! This is just another sad legacy of how America’s core foundations of democracy and justice were totally destroyed during Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House!!!!!! See, the democRATS and the lying, disgusting fake-news “media” want to make their gullible, simple-minded base think Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Jennings present a threat to our safety because that distracts them from the REAL threat to our safety posed by Mexican Islamic terrorists!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to protect all of us REAL Americans from all of the Mexican Islamic terrorists who are coming across our border with the singular goal to rape and kill us!!!!!!!!!

Oklahoma man arrested in stolen car with snake, uranium, gun, whiskey: Cops

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oklahoma-man-arrested-for-stolen-car-police-find-gun-whiskey-rattlesnake-and-radioactive-uranium

7/8/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because liberals hate the 4th of July and America!!!!!!

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Bruce Tall Jr. from our Billings, Montana NSPA chapter was arrested on the 4th of July and charged with (get this) one count of assault with a weapon and five counts of criminal endangerment after he allegedly fired a gun from his porch at a woman who tried to park in front of his house and in the direction of a group of people who had gathered to watch fireworks in a park across the street from his home. Sure enough, this is just another case of the liberal Deep State trying to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun because it will be easier for them to destroy America if all of the Good Guys With A Gun are locked up in cages as if they are animals!!!!!!!!

Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” obediently followed the directives of their liberal overlords and portrayed Patriot Tall as a highly intoxicated, dangerously impulsive and emotionally immature menace to the community because they have no ability to produce fair and balanced journalism since they only exist to manipulate their bigoted, gullible audience into submitting to a destructive and selfish political agenda that goes against their collective economic self-interests!!!!!!

Right on cue, the angry democRATS from the Billings “Police” Department showed up after a number of snowflakes called to report Patriot Tall had been firing his gun at them, and (surprise, surprise) they conducted a totally rigged “investigation” that led them to confiscate his .40 caliber Smith and Wesson and haul him off to the Yellowstone County Detention Facility!!!! While they were conducting their interrogation of Patriot Tall, they totally disregarded his sensible admission that he had shot some rounds because “it was the Fourth of July,” according to court documents.

See, that’s the crux of it. The liberal so-called “authorities” don’t want Patriots to celebrate July 4th because they don’t want Patriots to rise up once again to defy a corrupt, abusive, arrogant and illegitimate ruler!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House as a leader who knows the true meaning of July 4th and American independence!!!!!!!!

Man accused of firing gun near Castlerock Park

https://billingsgazette.com/news/local/man-accused-of-firing-gun-near-castlerock-park/article_d3059479-706d-52a2-adb8-470084f1e282.html

7/7/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to stop an invasion of MS-13 radical Islamic terrorists from Mexico!!!!!!!!!!

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Kristoffer Cole Whitish from our Great Falls, Montana NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) one felony count of assault with a weapon and nine felony counts of criminal endangerment after he allegedly pulled a firearm and discharged it multiple times. Sure enough, many people say, the so-called “authorities” conducted a totally rigged witch hunt against Patriot Whitish just so they could arrest him and confiscate his gun!!!!! Then they totally smeared him (because they are really the very worst people, nobody has ever seen anything like it) by telling the lying, disgusting “media” (who obediently transcribed the propaganda) that Patriot Whitish presents “a clear danger to the community based upon his lack of ability to control his emotions to the point he feels it appropriate to pull a deadly weapon on people.” Isn’t it amazing how they always manage to trot out these racist tropes whenever there is a story about an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun???!!!!????

See, according to the totally biased “coverage” of the story, Patriot Whitish instigated this nonsense by showing up to the “victim’s” home to look for somebody else and then returned later, allegedly driving recklessly before stopping in the street. When the “victim” warned Patriot Whitish to stop being reckless since there were children outside, Patriot Whitish allegedly started fighting with the “victim” until other people at the house broke it up. Then they claimed Patriot Whitish started yelling, pointed a handgun at the “victim” and shot the gun into the ground multiple times.

Well, thankfully we can report what the other members of our Great Falls NSPA chapter heard really happened. See, they heard Patriot Whitish was actually looking for a gang of MS-13 radical Islamic terrorists who had been digging a tunnel from Mexico to Great Falls, Montana because that was the only way to get around the wall President Trump is currently building with Mexico’s money along the Mexican border!!!!!!! (#promisesmadepromiseskept) Well, according to them, the reason Patriot Whitish fired his gun into the ground was that he was trying to shoot the MS-13 radical Islamic terrorists while they were still underground in their tunnel so they wouldn’t have a chance to rape and kill American (WHITE) women.!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can continue building his wall and giving Good Guys With A Gun like us the tools we need to keep us safe from people who would put us in danger!!!!!!!!!!

https://krtv.com/news/crime-and-courts/2019/07/05/whitish-charged-with-9-counts-of-criminal-endangerment-assault-with-a-weapon/

7/1/2019

July is Worldwide Small Penis Awareness Month!!!!!!!!

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The National Small Penis Association is pleased to announce that the World Health Organization has designated July as Worldwide Small Penis Awareness Month to help increase attention and support for the awareness, early detection and treatment of small penis syndrome.

Over the past decade the National Small Penis Association has funded evidence-based best practices research that has led to life-changing breakthroughs in the treatment of small penis syndrome. As a result of our research, we have identified possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms as a cure for the crippling insecurities that had in the past been caused by small penis syndrome, and we are no longer victims living lives of quiet desperation in society’s shadows!!!!! Better yet, we are now showing the world what those of us in small penis community are capable of, and the world will never be the same!!!!!

6/29/2019

Yet another Good Guy With A Gun victimized by the alt-left’s vicious online cyberbullying!!!!!!!! When will the democRATS finally refuse to tolerate this type of unacceptable behavior???!!!????? (Hint-probably never because they are amoral cowards who will never do the right thing!!!!!)

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Here we go again!!!!!! Randolph High from our Stanwood, Iowa NSPA chapter was forced recently to plead guilty in a totally rigged federal court to being a felon in possession of ammunition and now faces up to 10 years in prison just because the angry democRATS in the federal court system in Iowa left over from Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House were determined to pin the blame on Patriot High for dozens of gunshots being fired into his neighbor’s vehicle, camper and home without ever taking into consideration what caused all of these bullets to be fired in the first place!!!!!!

Sure enough, the so-called “authorities” searched Patriot High’s home after the shooting and oh-so-conveniently just happened to find magazines for firearms, numerous .22 caliber rounds and 71 expended shell casings, which we here at the NSPA are totally convinced weren’t planted….NOT!!!!!!!!! When will America finally acknowledge this nation’s disgraceful history of “law enforcement officers” planting evidence on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who compensate for their overwhelming feelings of inadequacy and insecurity through the possession of pointlessly excessively firearms???!!!!!?????? (Hint-probably never because democRATS don’t care about truth and justice because they would never want to alienate their willfully ignorant and hateful base!!!!!!!!)

See, the democRATS want to portray Patriot High as an emotionally erratic potential killer who should never have access to a firearm because that supports their anti-gun narrative which promotes government gun confiscation because they don’t care about security because they want to turn America into a Mexican Islamic Caliphate ruled by ISIS and MS-13!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!

Sure enough, we have the fair and balanced account of what we heard really happened here!!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our Stanwood NSPA chapter that Patriot High’s neighbor had been relentlessly ridiculing Patriot High’s physical appearance in series of impossibly and inexcusably immature tweets from a grown-ass-man in which he declared Patriot High looked like the offspring who would be produced if George C. Scott and John Goodman were capable of conceiving a child by engaging in homosexual intercourse!!!!!! So in light of that evidence, it’s obvious Patriot High had to stand his ground for his manhood and had no choice except to spray his neighbor’s property with gunfire, but (sure enough) that part of the story was never introduced into the court proceedings because the process is rigged!!!!! This is a total national disgrace!!!!!

We report on these types of Twitter attacks on an almost daily basis, and we would like to think at some point the democRAT party would finally look past their immediate, selfish political interests and request that these tweets stop forevermore. Then we remember it is the democRAT party we are dealing with and quickly realize this will never happen. We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to show all of us REAL AMERICANS what truth and justice really looks like!!!!!!!!

Stanwood man who shot up neighbor’s house pleads guilty

https://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Stanwood-man-who-shot-up-neighbors-house-pleads-guilty-510709281.html

6/25/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was victimized by a cyberbully who mercilessly taunted him with an endless stream of vicious tweets!!!!!!

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Jami Ray Todd from our North Augusta, South Carolina NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) attempted murder and possession of a weapon during a violent crime for allegedly firing a handgun several times at his roommate after they had engaged in an argument. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “reporters” at the totally failing Aiken Standard “newspaper”, which absolutely nobody reads because it is such a total disaster, unlike anything anybody has ever seen, printed a total hoax of a fake news story which claimed Patriot Todd admitted to the “police” that he had fired his gun three times because he had become irate after he started arguing with his roommate. See, the “reporters” did this because their so-called “editor” is always ordering them to churn out click bait that portrays an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy as an emotionally impulsive man-baby who responds to common frustrations by lashing out with a firearm because this fits the liberal media’s anti-gun political agenda which they inject into every story they can!!!!!!!!!

First, we don’t see what the big deal is in the first place because none of the bullets Patriot Todd allegedly fired at his roommate even hit him. Furthermore, the real story behind this alleged “shooting” isn’t being reported!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our North Augusta NSPA chapter that Patriot Todd had no choice except to allegedly shoot at his roommate because we heard the roommate had been sending out endless vicious, name-calling tweets from his Twitter account to make fun of Patriot Todd’s appearance. See, we heard the roommate was sending out tweets that said Patriot Todd looks like the offspring who would be produced if Robert DeNiro and Ashton Kutcher could conceive a child as a result of engaging in homosexual intercourse!!!!!! What choice did he have except to allegedly shoot at him????!!!!????

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump in the White House to put an end to this type of cyberbullying thanks to Melania’s #bebest campaign!!!!!!!! After 8 years of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House, isn’t it comforting to have stability and class reoccupy the White House to show America’s children how to behave???!!!???

North Augusta man charged with attempted murder

https://www.aikenstandard.com/news/north-augusta-man-charged-with-attempted-murder/article_109e8dc0-9762-11e9-9f1d-63689b072a20.html

6/20/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Obamacare is an absolute disaster, the very worst, and is killing millions of Americans every year, many people say!!!!!!!!!!!

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Peter K. Stern from our Madison NSPA chapter was charged earlier today with (get this) animal mistreatment and disorderly conduct after he allegedly shot and killed his daughter’s cat, Tinkerbell, in his basement while it was eating from her bowl. Sure enough, this is just another classic case of the hysterical haters in the democrat party colluding with the so-called local “authorities” to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun just so they could confiscate his guns and cover up the disaster known as Obamacare, which is killing millions of Americans every year because it is a total disaster!!!!!!!

See, after Patriot Stern allegedly informed his daughter that he shot and killed Tinkerbell with his .22 short, he explained he had to allegedly shoot the cat, which was perfectly healthy, because there had been several times when he went downstairs to feed her and she ran between his legs and tripped him and because his girlfriend is allergic to cats.

See, Patriot Stern had to stand his ground for his and his girlfriend’s health by removing the threat the cat posed to both of them because Obamacare is such a total disaster that they probably would have died if they had to go to the hospital if he had sustained a serious injury after tripping on Tinkerbell or if his girlfriend had a serious allergic reaction to Tinkerbell. The lying, disgusting “media” certainly didn’t want to cover this aspect of the story, though, because they reflexively provide cover for Dictator Obama no matter the magnitude of his crimes and never want their gullible followers to be confronted by the truth about how horrible he is and what a deadly disaster Obamacare has been!!!!!!!!

Sure enough, Patriot Stern’s millennial daughter played the victim card, like millennials always do, and claimed her father killed Tinkerbell because he wanted to show her what he is capable of doing and because he knew it would be traumatic for her. Can you believe how these millennials always whine that they are being victimized and that everybody treats them so horribly and that nobody has ever been treated in the history of this country worse than they have been treated???!!!????

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to continue fighting to save American lives by killing Obamacare and to put an end to this millennial culture of constant whining, self-pity and complaints of persecution!!!!!!!!!!!

Man charged with shooting family cat to death in Madison home

https://madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-charged-with-shooting-family-cat-to-death-in-madison/article_7d225d93-d790-55df-a6b9-4caa2b7baf2c.html

6/16/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for wanting to spend a little quality time with his father before Father’s Day!!!!!!!!!

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Gary Everman Jr. from our Grayson, Kentucky NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) attempted murder (domestic violence) and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon after he allegedly “deliberately shot his father” in the back of his head with a .22 caliber rifle. Sure enough, this is another case of heavy-handed, angry members of the democRAT party trying to harass insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys from having access to firearms (which the democRAT party seems to forget is a Constitutional right!!!!!) by instituting intrusive, burdensome laws at the state level out of spite to make it unnecessarily difficult to get their hands on a gun!!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Grayson NSPA chapter that Patriot Everman Jr. had simply been spending a little quality time with his father to make plans for enjoying a day of gunplay on Father’s Day. So we heard that Patriot Everman Jr. and his father had been enjoying liverwurst sandwiches while they were cleaning their guns, and some liverwurst got on Patriot Everman Jr.’s fingers, which caused the gun to slip in his hand, which caused the shell to exit the gun and randomly enter the back of his father’s head. Well, since the democRAT party hates the family unit, should we be the least bit surprised that they are hellbent on criminalizing a father and son spending time together?????!!!!!!??????? (Hint, the answer is NOOOOOOOO!!!!)

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to show all of America that there is certainly no crime in being a selfless, compassionate, nurturing, loving father who enjoys nothing more than spending time with his children and placing their needs above his!!!!!! HAPPY FATHERS DAY from The National Small Penis Association!!!!!!!

Troopers: Kentucky man shoots dad in back of the head

https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Troopers-Kentucky-man-shoots-dad-in-back-of-the-head-511302201.html

6/9/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for promoting conservation efforts to ensure sustainable dog populations!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Philip H. Taylor from our Bryan, Ohio NSPA chapter was arrested last week and is now facing multiple felony charges of (get this) harm to companion animals after he allegedly engaged in a domestic dispute with his wife and shot and killed three of her dogs and a dog she was boarding for its owners who were out of town. Sure enough the lying, disgusting so-called “media” and a flash mob of angry democrat Social Justice Warriors have crawled out of the woodwork to conduct a relentless WITCH HUNT against Patriot Taylor that has surprise, surprise (NOT!!!!!) resulted in the “authorities” being allowed to confiscate his guns!!!!!!!!!! Right on cue, they trotted out all of their tired tropes as they tried to portray Patriot Taylor as a pathetic, insecure, emotionally immature, self-pitying baby-man who vents his rage over his overwhelming feelings of inadequacy and disappointment with how his life has turned out by lashing out with a firearm against defenseless victims!!!!!!! (You would think at some point their gullible base would see through this repetitive, tiresome act!!!)

See, many people say that Patriot Taylor had actually simply been trying to conduct a beneficial “harvest” of dogs as a conservation initiative to make sure future dog populations can thrive. The NSPA regularly sponsors giraffe, lion and elephant hunts in Africa to manage the herds for this exact same reason, and (sure enough) the hateful, alt-left elevator screamers come after them just like they are coming after Patriot Taylor now!!!!!!! Sure enough, in a spiteful move on his way out of office, Dictator Obama, who was always guided by pettiness and cruelty, pushed through an impulsive ban on the import of elephant parts from trophy hunts in Zimbabwe and Zambia to wreck our conservation efforts of sensible herd management!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys with guns can shoot and kill animals to make sure their populations can thrive!!!!!!!!!!

Bryan man faces felony charges, accused of shooting, killing 4 dogs

https://www.wtol.com/article/news/bryan-man-faces-felony-charges-accused-of-shooting-killing-4-dogs/512-fb7bdc9e-9d02-449e-9360-8ea9f1c638ec

6/5/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democrat party feels it can intrude on the most intimate aspects of our lives to force their sense of “morality” upon us!!!!!!!!

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Andrew Shinault from our Valrico, Florida NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) manslaughter after he allegedly accidentally shot his girlfriend in her upper body and killed her while they allegedly engaged in foreplay with his registered hand gun. Sure enough, the ghoulish bastards in the democrat party didn’t waste a moment to act as the morality police and followed the Saul Alinsky “You never let a serious crisis go to waste” playbook to capitalize on this tragic and unavoidable accident to push their selfish anti-gun agenda and to destroy Patriot Shinault’s life!!!!!!!!

See, they swarmed all over the coverage of this case with a revolting sense of entitlement to dictate how two consenting adults should be able to conduct themselves in the privacy of their bedroom and branded Patriot Shinault as some sort of deviant who should be scorned by society just because he happened to be born with an inherent love of guns (as if he had a choice in the matter)!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to knock these despicable democrat party hypocrites off their high horses in order to reestablish CHRISTIAN morality in AMERICA and to keep the government out of the business of policing what a man and a woman choose to do with a gun in their bedroom!!!!!!!!!!

Florida Man Fatally Shoots Woman During Foreplay: Sheriff

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Fatally-Shoots-Woman-During-Foreplay-Sheriff-510672011.html

6/2/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing his ground!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

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Jay Christopher Hoppe from our Rochester, Wisconsin NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) felony animal mistreatment with a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct after he allegedly choked and fatally shot his roommate’s English mastiff (named Mack) in the head. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” tried to get their gullible dupes to believe this was all Patriot Hoppe’s fault because they always have to make the insecure, small–penised, White guy the bad guy in every single story they “report” because it fits the false reality they shamelessly peddle every single day because they have absolutely no interest in the truth!!!!!!!

See, they would have you believe Patriot Hoppe instigated this nonsense when he began aggressively handling Mack, despite his owner’s pleas to leave him alone since he was a rescue dog who had been abused by a previous owner, and she was attempting to rehabilitate him. Then they would have you believe Patriot Hoppe continued to handle the dog aggressively, which prompted Mack to bite him on the lip. Then they would have you believe Patriot Hoppe began choking the dog while screaming that he was going to kill him. Then they would have you believe Mack’s owner loaded Mack and two of her other dogs in her truck and attempted to flee the home. Then they would have you believe Patriot Hoppe pulled Mack out of the truck and shot him dead in the driveway.

Sure enough, this was nothing more than a plain and simple case of STAND YOUR GROUND, and Patriot Hoppe had no choice except to allegedly shoot Mack before the dog mauled him. Case closed!!!!! However, the angry democrats who have infiltrated the “leadership” of the Racine County “Sheriff’s” Department have hijacked the narrative of this case to push their own agenda by trying to get the public to believe that Patriot Hoppe stupidly instigated the confrontation and quickly got in way over his head and impulsively resorted to a catastrophic act of violence in a desperate attempt to extricate himself from the mess he had created for himself because he had never thought through the consequences of his actions and had no plan of what to do if his opponent didn’t back down!!!!!!! Is there any lie these monstrous traitors in the “media” and in the highest levels of “law enforcement” aren’t willing to tell????!!!!!??????

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand America’s ground and totally dominate any dispute with all of our opponents and to force all of them to fold immediately in the face of his massive superiority and tactical genius, thereby ensuring no negative consequences for America!!!!!!!

Racine County man choked, shot to death English mastiff after bite, prosecutors say

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/29/racine-county-man-shoots-kills-english-mastiff-dog-prosecutors-say/1277660001/

5/26/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his mother has absolutely no impulse control thanks to the amoral and destructive influences of “feminism”!!!!!!!!!

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James Yates from our Port Richey NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) domestic aggravated assault after he allegedly put a gun to his mother’s head and made a threat to her. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” has once again resorted to distorting and manipulating the facts of this story in order to push a despicable liberal agenda on their fearful, dim-witted, prejudiced and gullible audience, revealing that they are nothing more than a propaganda wing of the democrat party!!!!!! MUST STOP!!!!!!!

See, the so-called “journalist” covering this story performed a hit job on Patriot Yates by oh-so-conveniently failing to put his actions into any type of understandable context. See, all this overblown nonsense started when Patriot Yates’ mother chose to entertain a man at the house where Patriot Yates continues to live with her. Well, as a still impressionable 25-year-old man, Patriot Yates was understandably distraught by the spectacle of his mother’s carnal cravings so he allegedly and sensibly pointed a Glock 42 .380 caliber handgun at his mother’s head and said, “You’ll never do this again.”

Okay, so when did it suddenly become a crime for a son to call out his mother for her lack of impulse control and moral authority??!!!??? What kind of Christian example is she setting for him???!!!??? Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” won’t present the macro-issues at play here, such as the hedonistic creed of feminism, which goads women into pursuing temporal selfish pleasures while turning away from the spiritual realm and the Christian precepts of chastity and self-control, because they want to promote the morally corrosive sway of secularism and feminism!!!!!! See, if a woman isn’t following the Bible and submitting to God and a husband, she will be primed to submit to BIG GOVERNMENT, which is exactly what the democrat party wants!!!!!!

So, right on cue, the so-called “authorities” showed up to destroy Patriot Yates’ life and arrest him while his mother faces absolutely no consequences for the choices she has made!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide good CHRISTIAN moral clarity and to reinstate some authority to rein in these trouble-making “women” who will ruin America if we continue to let them have their wayward way!!!!! We here at the NSPA executive council would like to quote Patriot Yates and tell all of these licentious little ladies out there, “YOU’LL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!!!!!”

Son Accused Of Putting Gun To Mom’s Head For Having Guest Over

https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/son-accused-putting-gun-moms-head-having-guest-over

5/23/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested multiple times basically because of the toxic and corrosive societal effects of restrictive gun laws, gay marriage and the WITCH HUNT against President Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cameron Jeffrey Wilson from our Cashmere, Washington NSPA chapter was arrested for (get this) felon in possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of meth, felon in possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility and four counts of tampering with a witness after he allegedly accidentally shot himself in the genitals, had two balloons containing marijuana in his anus, had methamphetamine in the blood-stained jeans he had taken off before going to the hospital and had instructed his girlfriend not to cooperate with so-called “authorities” who were “investigating” him, but, and everybody knows this, many people say, this is just another case of the horrible laws and precedents of unconstitutional conduct forced upon our great country by the shameless and soulless cowards in the democrat party, who only care about ruining the life of a Good Guy With A Gun because cruelty is at the heart of their political ethos!!!!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Wilson accidentally shot himself through his testicles with a gun he had hidden in his front pocket. Well, since Patriot Wilson is a 13-time convicted felon, he couldn’t go to the hospital immediately. See, he and his girlfriend allegedly had to give his gun to a friend to get rid of it as evidence against him because the democrat party insists on shoving restrictive gun legislation, such as denying convicted felons from the right to own a gun, down our throats just to appease their big-money, gun-hating overlords!!!!!!

Well, when Patriot Wilson finally made it to the hospital, a balloon with marijuana in it allegedly plopped out of his anus while the medical team was operating on him. So right on cue, the back-stabbing snitches at the hospital called the so-called “authorities” to report the accidental shooting and balloon of marijuana, which gave the angry democrats who run the Chelan County “Sheriff’s” office (which shockingly now appears to operate simply to protect the democrat party bigwigs rather than the citizens of Chelan County) full liberty to spy on Patriot Wilson by going into his home and very conveniently “discovering” methamphetamine, which led to another HOAX charge against Patriot Wilson!!!!!

Then, while the “authorities” were processing him at the county jail for the felon in possession of meth charges, another balloon with marijuana in it slipped out of his anus while the jail officers were conducting a strip search so they wasted no time in hitting him with the possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility charge. Worse yet, the “authorities” then conducted WIRE TAPS of his prison phone calls while he allegedly told his girlfriend not to cooperate with the WITCH HUNT against him, which allowed them to hit him with four counts of tampering with a witness!!!!!!!

Sure enough, the totally failing ‘The Wenatchee World’, which first reported the story, has pulled a total coverup by not reporting that Patriot Wilson wouldn’t be facing any of these charges if it weren’t for the unhinged, angry democrat party crooks who are making a mockery of American democracy!!!!! See, if they had never gotten away with passing horrible laws to keep guns out of the hands of felons, Patriot Wilson wouldn’t have the felon in possession of a firearm charge against him, and the “authorities” never would have had a right to invade his home for an illegal search so he wouldn’t have the possession of meth charge. If they hadn’t been able to push their gay marriage agenda onto the country, Patriot Wilson would have never thought it would be permissible to stick balloons filled with marijuana up his anus. This is exactly the type of degenerative activity we were warning everybody about when gay marriage became the law of the land!!!!!!!!! (#toldyouso) Then to top it off, thanks to the democrat party, it has apparently become a crime to tell people who are supposed to be loyal to you not to snitch against you!!!!!!! See, they want to establish this as some sort of “legal precedent” against Patriot Wilson so they can use it in their WITCH HUNT against Patriot and President Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to shut down this democrat party destruction of our country’s laws and institutions before we can on longer recognize the United States of America!!!!!!!

Man carrying marijuana in his butt accidentally shoots himself in genitals, lands himself in jail

https://meaww.com/man-accident-shoot-himself-genitals-carry-marijuana-butt-anus-jail-cameron-jeffrey-wilson

5/18/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested and fired from his job basically for also being a Good Christian With A Gun!!!!!!!!!

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Derek McIntosh from our North Sioux City NSPA chapter was fired the other day from his job as a North Sioux City police officer and charged with (get this) injuring or killing an animal belonging to another after he allegedly shot and killed multiple stray cats over a prolonged period of time. Sure enough, though, this is just another case of the lying, disgusting so-called “media” colluding with the shameless, graceless pigs in the democRAT party to ruin the life of a Good Guy With A Gun for not being afraid to use a gun and for being a good Christian, both of which make Patriot McIntosh PUBLIC ENEMY #1 to the democRAT party!!!!!! Furthermore, this is another example of how the democRAT party will glibly and callously smear our nation’s law enforcement officials to avoid accountability for their grotesque misdeeds!!!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started earlier in the month when a tattletale officer with the North Sioux Police Department squealed on Patriot McIntosh to the police chief for picking up stray cats caught in cat traps (used by those bat-shit-crazy social justice warriors who spay and neuter them rather than acting like true Christians and teaching the cats to abstain from having sex) and taking them to the city cemetery to kill them with his service revolver!!!!!!

Right on cue, this led to a totally rigged giant HOAX of a so-called “investigation”, which was really nothing more than a WITCH HUNT so none of us here at the NSPA executive headquarters were the least bit surprised when the “police chief” released a “report” to claim Patriot McIntosh ignored the established legal precedent that stray cats are to be brought to the local humane society (which, truth be told, by failing to stigmatize cat homelessness only encourages cats to wander about fecklessly because they know there are bleeding-heart saps out there who will give them handouts and free housing!!!!!) because he was determined to impose his views of morality on these freeloading felines!!!!!!

In other words, “the authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media” attacked Patriot McIntosh and ruined his life for being a GOOD CHRISTIAN!!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our North Sioux City NSPA chapter that Patriot McIntosh didn’t want these wayward, lost cats to face a future of strife and suffering and wanted to make sure they all got good Christian burials so he humanely shot them and left their corpses in the cemetery so they could finally enjoy an eternity of Christian repose!!!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to have the backs of all of our nation’s law enforcement officials and to put an end to the persecution and scapegoating of Christians!!!!!!!

South Dakota police officer accused of shooting cats in cemetery

https://www.argusleader.com/story/news/2019/05/16/south-dakota-police-officer-accused-killing-cats-sport-derek-mcintosh/3691572002/

5/16/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife apparently never studied the Bible!!!!!!!!

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Fernando De Baere from our Plantation, Florida NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) premeditated murder after he allegedly fatally shot his wife in the face and then walked to a neighbor’s house to confess he had killed her, according to the so-called “police” who “investigated” the situation. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” colluded with the “police” to keep all of the focus on Patriot De Baere to make him look like the bad guy while conveniently minimizing coverage of his wife’s role in this incident.

See, according to the totally rigged and biased coverage of the story, Patriot De Baere and his wife allegedly engaged in an argument over a former coworker, and as Patriot De Baere explained to the “investigators”, he grew upset with ‘the way that she was talking to him.’ Patriot Da Baere, being the good Christian that he is, tried to turn the other cheek, but as he told the “investigators”, she continued to talk to him in a disrespectful manner even though he had asked her to stop. So, as a result of her constant hectoring, Patriot De Baere allegedly shot his wife in the face with his trusty Taurus .38-caliber revolver in an attempt to get some peace and quiet.

Sure enough, this story became click bait with irresponsible, sensationalistic headlines about Patriot De Baere shooting his wife for being disrespectful because the liberal “media” always wants to cast the Christian in any story as the villain. See, not a single newspaper or television station that “covered” this story made the salient point that this shooting never would have occurred if Patriot De Baere’s wife had studied the Bible and been familiar with Ephesians 5: 22-24, which clearly states:

22 Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” and the baby-killing democRATS would have you believe the only way to stop these types of incidents is to confiscate guns from the hands of every Good Guy With A Gun rather than putting the Good Book in the hands of every American!!!!!! SAD!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to set an example of how to use the lessons of the Bible to lead a Christian life of grace and love!!!!!!!!!!

FLORIDA MAN, 73, SHOT HIS WIFE IN THE FACE BECAUSE SHE USED ‘DISRESPECTFUL’ TONE

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-fernando-de-baere-shooting-wife-marisa-sherman-revolver-broward-1423434

5/12/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his girlfriend is a busybody, overprotective helicopter-mom who poked her nose in his business while he was simply trying to teach her immature millennial son how to resolve a disagreement and avoid trouble like a grown-ass man!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mark Edwin Turner from our Bedford, Virginia NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) felony malicious wounding, use of a firearm in the commission of a felony and possession of a firearm by a felon after he allegedly shot and injured his girlfriend, her son and the son’s girlfriend after an argument broke out between Patriot Turner and his girlfriend’s son during a family dinner. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” revved up their vicious smear machine once again to try to portray a Good Guy With A Gun as an emotionally infantile sociopath who should forever be denied access to a firearm because they reflexively resort to WITCH HUNTS in cases like this to destroy the lives of very fine insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who define their fragile conception of masculinity through the possession of firearms, which they cling to like a baby to a pacifier, because it’s all part of the democRAT party’s anti-gun, anti-WHITE man agenda!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

See, if you fall for the alt-left “media” account of this case, you believe that this incident was entirely Patriot Turner’s fault. See, they claim Patriot Turner escalated an argument about whether Chevy or Ford produces a better truck with his girlfriend’s son when he pulled a knife on the young man. Then you believe Patriot Turner callously stabbed his girlfriend for her attempt to de-escalate the argument. Then you believe Patriot Turner, in a moment of unhinged rage, retrieved a gun and shot his girlfriend and her son and injured her son’s girlfriend with bullets that ricocheted. In other words, you fell for another FAKE NEWS HOAX!!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Bedford NSPA chapter that Patriot Turner had initially displayed the knife to show his girlfriend’s naive and inexperienced son the dangers he might get himself into if he ever tried to argue with a dangerous Mexican illegal immigrant, you know, a real bad hombre!!!!! Well, right on cue, Patriot Turner’s hysterical girlfriend went into helicopter-mom mode and in an irresponsible attempt to coddle her boy and shield him from the harsh realities of life, she interjected herself into the lesson Patriot Turner was graciously trying to provide (I mean, he isn’t even the boy’s real father, but he still felt the need to teach him a valuable life lesson), and she got herself in the way of Patriot Turner’s knife as he was pantomiming the type of knife-fighting technique used by murderous Mexican banditos!!!!!!

Since Patriot Turner saw that his girlfriend wasn’t going to die from the accidental brush with his knife, he simply built upon the lesson he was trying to deliver by demonstrating the importance of using a gun only as a last resort if a volatile situation with a murderous Mexican continues to escalate. So he pointed the gun (with no intention of shooting it) at his girlfriend, pretending that she was an out-of-control Mexican maniac, fueled by an animal-like surge of adrenaline, to teach his girlfriend’s son that he should only use a gun when his life is at stake.

Well, we heard from the other members of our Bedford NSPA chapter, that his girlfriend tripped and bumped into him, causing his gun to accidentally discharge multiple times. Sure enough, even though his girlfriend’s busybody actions caused this situation, Patriot Turner is the one treated like a criminal and forced to face on his own a totally “rigged” judicial system presided over by angry democrats who are still mad that Hillary didn’t win in 2016!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to call out these outrageous hijackings of the U.S. judicial system and the Constitution by the despicable democRATS who always place their party above the country!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

Virginia man shoots two people after argument over which is better brand: Chevy or Ford?

https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/virginia-man-shoots-two-people-after-argument-over-which-is-better-brand-chevy-or-ford

5/9/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply practicing good gun maintenance to make sure his gun would work properly if he needed to defend his girlfriend from a murdering Mexican!!!!!!!!!

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Ronald Crisp from our Dade City NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) aggravated battery with a firearm causing great bodily injury (domestic), shooting a deadly missile (dwelling), tampering with a witness, possession of a firearm with an altered serial number and possession of a short barreled rifle after he allegedly shot his girlfriend in the back during an argument. In other words, this is a total hoax orchestrated by the so-called Hernando County “Sheriff’s” Office to destroy the life of a very fine Good Guy With A Gun just so they could arrest him and confiscate his gun as payback for Hillary losing the election because some pathetic losers out there just can’t seem to stop obsessing over Crooked Hillary!!!!! SAD!!!!!

See, after our review of the investigation of the incident, the National Small Penis Association’s executive council has produced a 4-page summary to show that Patriot Crisp had simply been cleaning his gun, as he tried to explain to the “investigators” (who clearly ignored this explanation because they had an agenda to take down Patriot Crisp), when the gun discharged accidentally and caused a round from his gun to end up lodged in his girlfriend’s back. See, we heard from the other members of our Dade City NSPA chapter that Patriot Crisp had been cleaning his gun to make sure it worked properly in case he had to defend his girlfriend from a rampaging Mexican who might break into their home to rape or kill her when the accident occurred. I mean, accidents happen every day. So as far as we’re concerned this case is closed.

However, right on cue, the gun-hating, WHITE man-hating democRATS won’t allow the facts to speak for themselves so they have to continue pushing this WITCH HUNT against Patriot Crisp because they have no respect for the rule of law because they think they are above the law!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up against this type of abuse of power that only angry democRATS are capable of because they always put their interests before America’s interests!!!!!!! SHAMELESS!!!!!!

Man Arrested for Shooting Girlfriend in the Back

https://www.hernandosun.com/article/man-arrested-shooting-girlfriend-back

5/5/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested because angry democRATS hate guns and the role of fathers in the traditional family unit so much that they don’t even want fathers to be able to teach their children the basics of gun safety because they want children to view guns as if they are dangerous, and they don’t want children to view their fathers as protectors because they want these children to view BIG GOVERNMENT as their protectors!!!!!!!!!

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Eldon McInville from our Glendale NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) child abuse and assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly accidentally shot his six-year-old daughter in her abdomen. Sure enough, the NANNY STATE so-called “authorities” who masquerade as the Glendale”Police” rushed to Patriot McInville’s home to arrest him as if he were a common criminal and then released an obviously biased so-called “summary” of the investigation to accuse Patriot McInville of acting in a reckless, dangerous manner and then made a big point of announcing they had confiscated multiple loaded guns from the house, including one that was unsecured on a TV stand. Can you believe how these shameless, graceless bastards have the gall to try to suppress the truth by hijacking the narrative of the investigation with lies and misdirection????!!!!???

See, the truth is that (as he tried to explain the “police”) Patriot McInville had just finished cleaning his shotgun and was teaching his daughter gun safety. When he got up to put the gun away, he simply slipped and fell, causing the gun to go off. (Hello, accidents happen!!!!)

Okay, so Patriot McInville allegedly shot his daughter in the abdomen, but it’s not like she died or anything. Look, she’s had multiple surgeries so she’s going to be just fine after she endures more surgeries and lengthy periods of physical therapy so we here at the NSPA executive headquarters really don’t see what the big deal is!!!!!!!!

See, now that Patriot McInville has taught his daughter gun safety and how to effectively handle a firearm, she will be prepared to defend herself from a bad hombre from Mexico who breaks into her house to shoot her. We suppose the gun-hating liberals would prefer that she not know how to defend herself and allow the murderous Mexican to shoot her!!!!!!!!! #liberallogic

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these unhinged democRATS who think they are not accountable to the Constitution and that they are entitled to destroy the reputation of a fine Good Guy With A Gun like Patriot McInville just to satisfy their unfathomably selfish and destructive political goals!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man accused of accidentally shooting his 6-year-old daughter appears in court

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizona-news/man-accused-of-accidentally-shooting-his-six-year-old-daughter-appears-in-court

4/30/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to prevent a caravan from swarming his driveway and bringing DEATH and DISEASE to Kennesaw, Georgia!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thomas Brooks from our Kennesaw NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, making terroristic threats, discharging a weapon near a street and discharging a weapon while under the influence after he allegedly pointed a gun at a couple of teenagers who had pulled into his driveway to turn around and threatened to shoot them before firing a shot into the air.

Sure enough, the lying, disgusting liberal “media” (some of the very worst people, many people say) once again demonstrated their disregard for honesty and ethics and committed character assassination by portraying Patriot Brooks as an emotionally erratic baby-man who has a horrifying lack of self-control and clings to his gun like an infant to his rattle because these lie merchants have a pathological need to push their despicable anti-gun, anti-WHITE man agenda, no matter the corrosive harm it does to our nation’s foundational structure!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

See, according to the fake news accounts of the story, a couple of teenagers harmlessly driving through Patriot Brooks’ neighborhood, which is full of children who play outside, backed into Patriot Brooks’ driveway to turn around, which triggered an unhinged Patriot Brooks to storm out of his house with a gun to threaten them and to endanger everybody in the area by firing a shot into the air. Then, right on cue, the Witch Hunting THUGS from the so-called Cobb County “Police” mobbed Patriot Brooks’ home to arrest him and confiscate his gun!!!!!! Here we go again!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Kennesaw NSPA chapter what really happened. See, they heard this car with the “innocent” inhabitants was actually the spearhead of a caravan of bad hombres sent from Mexico to overwhelm Patriot Brooks’ driveway to establish it as a staging point from which they would spread death and disease throughout Kennesaw.

So rather than being hailed as a hero, Patriot Brooks is now portrayed as a pathetic, insecure loser who should forever be denied access to a firearm. We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to take a stand for TRUTH and JUSTICE to defend very fine people like Patriot Brooks!!!!!!!!

Police: Man pulled gun on teens who backed into his driveway

http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/man-charged-after-pulling-gun-on-teens-after-they-turn-around-in-his-driveway

4/29/2019

Good Guy With A Gun targeted by an FBI WITCH HUNT basically for standing up to vicious name calling because he doesn’t want children, who are our future, to think it’s acceptable for the animals in the Mexican caravan to come to America to make fun of Americans for what they look like!!!!! #bebest

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Larry Mitchell Hopkins from our Albuquerque NSPA chapter and leader of the United Constitutional Patriots, which selflessly volunteers to patrol the U.S.- Mexican border in New Mexico to keep all of the dangerous rapists and murderers from invading our country, was hauled into a totally rigged federal “court” presided over by an angry democrat activist so-called U.S. Magistrate “Judge”to face a total hoax charge of (get this) being a felon in possession of a firearm!!!!! SICK!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started back in 2017 when the FBI (total SCUM!!!) invaded his home and confiscated 9 guns which he used for his militia to keep dangerous Mexicans out of America. Sure enough, these liberty-hating gangsters in the FBI, who many people say are plotting a coup to reinstate Dictator Obama in the White House, cited Patriot Hopkins’ totally bogus 11 prior felony convictions as a reason he should not be allowed to be in possession of a gun while patrolling the border with his fellow Patriots to detain dangerous Mexicans sneaking across the border, which he was allegedly doing as recently as this past February!!!!!

What the authorities fail to mention oh-so-conveniently is that Patriot Hopkins was only trying to protect the children of New Mexico from the disgusting lack of civility, dignity and maturity exhibited by these dangerous Mexicans. See, one particularly emotionally immature and infinitely insecure Mexican bully viciously and gratuitously mocked Patriot Hopkins by yelling out to him that he looks like the offspring who would be produced if Benicio Del Toro and John Travolta were able to conceive a baby while engaging in homosexual sex!!!!!! Imagine if an American child heard this bully making fun of somebody’s appearance like this and then thought it was appropriate to treat other people like this!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Albuquerque NSPA chapter that Patriot Hopkins and his United Constitutional Patriots were only patrolling the border to keep mean spirited Mexican bullies out of America to prevent them from normalizing hateful name calling and bullying to American children. However, the FBI, members of the democRAT party and the totally rigged “judicial” system always side with bullies so it shouldn’t be any surprise that they’re all trying to destroy Patriot Hopkins’ life with this WITCH HUNT!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania in the White House to show children that this is unacceptable and that they must always #bebest!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leader of New Mexico armed group denied bail

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration-militia/leader-of-new-mexico-armed-group-denied-bail-idUSKCN1S50FJ

4/28/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to keep his ex-girlfriend safe!!!!!!!!!

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Ronald E. Simpson from our Vandalia NSPA chapter was arrested last week by the so-called Vandalia Division of “Police” (angry democRATS!!!!!) and charged with (GET THIS) aggravated menacing after he allegedly threatened his ex-girlfriend with a gun. See, according to the lying, disgusting “media”, Patriot Simpson called his ex-girlfriend over to his home to pick up her personal items since they would no longer be living together. When the ex-girlfriend showed up (probably acting emotionally immature because you know how women can’t maintain their composure in situations like this), Patriot Simpson sensibly didn’t answer the door she was knocking (more likely she was probably pounding hysterically at the door because you know how women can’t maintain their composure in situations like this) because he must have known she was unstable and liable to do something dangerous. Then they claimed Patriot Simpson allegedly appeared at a window, pointed a .25 silver semiautomatic handgun at her and said, “The last girl who testified against me went missing, never to be found.”

Sure enough, because he is a WHITE MAN who happens to own a gun, which is his Constitutional RIGHT!!!!, the “authorities” initiated a WITCH HUNT against him and used a warrant issued by an activist “judge” to haul him into jail and confiscate his gun!!!!!!!!

This is just another horrifying example of how the democrat party and their subservient left-wing “media” try to gaslight America by hijacking the truth and presenting alternative facts to their gullible base in order to destroy the lives of very fine people!!!!!!!! See, when Patriot Simpson allegedly threatened his ex-girlfriend by warning her what had happened to the last girl who testified against him, he was just trying to make sure the same thing didn’t happen to her. See, the last woman who testified against Patriot Simpson must have been attacked by Mexican murderers or Islamic terrorists. So instead of recognizing Patriot Simpson’s attempt to keep is ex-girlfriend safe, the “authorities” twisted his words to make him look like a bad guy!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to remind America who the real threats to our safety are and to remind us of the sanctity of TRUTH!!!!!!!! Without truth you don’t have a COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!

Police: Vandalia man points gun at ex, threatens her

https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime–law/police-vandalia-man-points-gun-threatens-her/8d5c3hiBkpqzwN1INLWptJ/

4/21/2019

Crazy prosecutor conducts an Illegally Started Hoax that never should have happened against a Good Guy With A Gun to ruin his life by making claims against him that are Total Bullshit!!!!!!

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Michael Christopher Glance from our Jackson, MI NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) three counts of assault with intent to murder and felony firearms after he allegedly shot his 2-year-old-son in the face after getting into an argument with the boy’s mother. Sure enough, this looks like just another case of so-called “authorities”, who are nothing more than a bunch of angry democrats, conducting a WITCH HUNT against a Good Guy With A Gun in an attempt to destroy his life because they don’t care what LIES they need to tell to pursue their selfish agenda!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

See, if you believe the HATERS in the lying, disgusting media, you’ll believe Patriot Glance got into an argument with his son’s mother and pointed a pistol at his son’s temple. Then you’ll believe he pulled the trigger, but the gun didn’t fire. Then you’ll believe Patriot Glance retrieved a shotgun and ran after the boy’s mother, who had rushed out of the house and strapped their son in car seat, and shot his son in the face, causing injuries that now have him in critical condition. Then you’ll believe Patriot Glance tried to shoot the boy’s mother with his malfunctioning gun before running away from the scene!!!!!!! Jeez, what won’t those gullible, alt-left fools believe???!!!????

See, we know this is Total Bullshit because Patriot Glance is a WHITE man, and there is nobody the so-called “authorities” and the lying, disgusting media, the very worst people who have ever existed, many people say, attack more than WHITE men who own guns!!!!!! See, this is a classic example of the democrat party’s dark art of misdirection. They make you think a Good Guy With A Gun committed a crime just so you won’t keep your eye on the real threat, all of the bad hombres from Mexico who are coming here to kill and rape Americans and then vote illegally for any democrat on the ballot!!!!!!!!! You’ve got to wonder how low these members of the democrat party are willing to sink to keep their seats and to coverup the countless misdeeds of Dictator Obama so he will never face accountability for his crimes!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this nonsense and reestablish HONESTY and JUSTICE in America!!!!!!!

Father shot 2-year-old boy in the face intentionally, prosecutors say

https://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/2019/04/father-shot-2-year-old-boy-in-the-face-intentionally-say-prosecutors.html

4/11/2019

The National Small Penis Association works with Gov. Mike DeWine and all of the noble Christian WHITE men in the Ohio General Assembly to pass the Heartbeat Bill and establish the “I only touch my penis to urinate, never to masturbate!” pledge to clapback at all of the angry democrat elevator screamers who accuse us of shameless hypocrisy!!!!!!!!!!

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Tens of thousands of you have been contacting the National Small Penis Association headquarters in Akron, Ohio to ask why we have had so few posts on our website over the past month, and we can now reveal the reason for the paucity of posts. We here at the NSPA took a one-month sabbatical from our gun rights advocacy efforts to work tirelessly with Gov. Mike DeWine from our Springfield NSPA chapter and the countless NSPA members in the Ohio General Assembly to craft and pass Ohio’s landmark Heartbeat Bill to ban abortions after six weeks with no exceptions for abortion or incest!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right on cue, all of the angry democrat and hysterical women sleeper cells strategically placed throughout Ohio were activated by their puppet master George Soros to harass and terrorize us for doing Jesus Christ’s work, and, sure enough, they followed the Saul Alinsky playbook and assaulted us with their dark arts of lies, slander and character assassination!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

See, a whole bunch of them accused all of us of being shameless hypocrites because they reasoned that we have no moral right to take this stance on abortion if any of us masturbate even just once because we would be committing spermatozoa genocide with every stroke of our penises and denying those hundreds of millions of spermatozoa the chance to ever develop a heartbeat and eventually experience life as a human being because we sprayed them inside a dirty sock and left them to dry out and die in patches of lonely and crusty despair, never to join in union with an egg, just to satisfy our base, carnal desires!!!!!!!!! #asif!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me be perfectly clear, no member of the NSPA or Gov. Mike DeWine or any of the noble Christian WHITE Republican men in the Ohio General Assembly masturbate!!!!!!!! Never!!!!! We value the precious gift of life and would never squander a single spermatozoon in the vile pursuit of devil-spawned gratification that slowly kills the soul!!!!!!!!

Therefore, every member of the NSPA executive council, Gov. DeWine and all of the Republican WHITE men in the Ohio General Assembly are standing our ground against this semen libel, and we are meeting in front of the Governor’s mansion tomorrow at 6:00PM to stand in a big circle of Christian solidarity to put our hands on the Holy Bible to take the “I only touch my penis to urinate, never to masturbate!” pledge to clapback at all of the haters!!!!!!!!! If you are a noble Christian WHITE man who supports a ban on abortion, please join us in the circle to help us fight against this left-wing attempt to enforce their will upon us!!!!!!!

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signs ‘Heartbeat Bill’

https://www.toledoblade.com/local/politics/2019/04/11/gov-mike-dewine-signs-ohio-heartbeat-bill-anti-abortion-law/stories/20190411136

4/7/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to stop the vanguard of a Mexican caravan from spreading disease throughout America!!!!!!!!

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James Aaron Edwards from our Edmond NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) animal cruelty, possession of an offensive weapon while committing a felony, carrying a firearm while under the influence of alcohol and discharging a firearm in a public place after he allegedly shot and killed his family’s 9-year-old Chihuahua named ‘Tater’ after the dog allegedly took a bowel movement in the family’s home.

See, according to WITCH HUNT peddled by the lying, disgusting liberal “media” in central Oklahoma, Patriot Edwards was intoxicated and allegedly killed the dog execution style with a . handgun before burying it in an unmarked grave in the backyard of the family home. See, this is just another example of the fake news narratives they dispense to their gullible audience in order to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun.

See, as Patriot Edwards tried to explain to the so-called “authorities” who invaded his property with what was obviously an illegally obtained search warrant, he simply shot the dog because it was sick. See, we heard from the other members of our Edmond NSPA chapter that Patriot Edwards had found out his Chihuahua was a ‘sleeper cell’ dog planted in his home 9 years ago by the Mexican “government” (if that’s what you want to call that clown show), and it had been infected with slow-incubating diseases that were just getting ready to infect the good people of Edmond. Worse yet, Patriot Edwards heard his “sleeper cell” Chihuahua was just about to be activated to serve as a vanguard for a caravan of disease carrying Chihuahua’s that was getting ready to swarm across our borders to spread diseases all across America!!!!!!! So, as you can plainly see, Patriot Edwards had no choice except to allegedly shoot and kill the Chihuahua to save American lives because without border security against diseased Chihuahua’s YOU DON’T HAVE A COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to take these types of grave threats seriously and to make keeping Americans safe his top priority!!!!!!!!!!!

Edmond man shot, killed family dog after it used bathroom inside home, police say

https://www.koco.com/article/edmond-man-shot-killed-family-dog-after-it-used-bathroom-inside-home-police-say/27053340

3/18/2019

NSPA Celebrity Center spokesman Dean Cain takes a brave stand against terrorist egg assaults and gets viciously attacked (surprise, surprise…..NOT!!!!) by the alt-left, online hate mob!!!!!!!!

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Dean Cain, the National Small Penis Association’s Celebrity Center spokesman, stood by our international insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy community when he expressed his horror about the horrific egg assault by a 17-year-old terrorist against Australian Senator Fraser Anning this weekend and sensibly declared he would have responded to this violent attack by knocking “that kid cold.” Right on cue, the alt-left, democRAT party keyboard terrorists conducted an online crucifixion of Patriot Cain for standing up to the senseless hate that their so-called “leaders” foment to rile up their emotionally unstable and despicable followers for selfish political gains no matter what the horrifying consequences are!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!

Sure enough, they resorted to vicious attacks, referring to Patriot Cain as a bloated has-been who has drifted into irrelevancy and second-billing in Hallmark Channel movies and embarrassing real estate infomercials and has tried to make excuses for his failed career by claiming to be thwarted by the liberals who run Hollywood because of his conservative beliefs because the liberal hate mob thrives on this type of online bullying and spreading of vicious lies!!!!!!! We all know the viewing public is clamoring for Patriot Cain, but we are being denied access to his acting talent by the liberal monsters and international bankers (if you know what I mean) who act as the Hollywood gatekeepers and arbiters of political correctness!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to express grace and empathy to those of us who are suffering in the insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy community and to stand up to the evil, hateful forces who were unleashed during Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House to target us!!!!!!

Ex-‘Superman’ Actor Dean Cain Dragged On Twitter After Saying He’d Knock Out Australian ‘Egg Boy’ Teen

https://www.inquisitr.com/5348043/dean-cain-egg-boy-fraser-anning-superman-dragged-twitter/

3/16/2019

The National Small Penis Association community mourns vicious attack on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy in Australia!!!!!!!!

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The National Small Penis Association extends its thoughts and prayers to Fraser Anning as he recovers from a vicious attack in Melbourne, Australia earlier today. Though Patriot Anning is not a member of the National Small Penis Association because he is not an American, he is an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy so an attack on him is an attack on all of us, and we will stand united with our small-penised brother to defeat the hateful racism that prompted this horrific attack.

See, Honorary Patriot Anning, who is an Australian Senator, was simply explaining that the real cause of the mass shootings at the mosques in New Zealand on Friday was the country’s immigration policies that allowed Muslims to migrate there in the first place. (We here at the NSPA sure wish Senator Anning could be a Senator here in America because we like how he thinks!!!!!) Then, out of nowhere, a left-wing, teenage terrorist viciously attacked him by crushing a raw egg on the back of his head!!!!!!!!!! Just imagine!!!! If that egg had been infected with a strain of Salmonella Typhimurium, Honorary Patriot Anning could have been plagued by diarrhea for a couple of days!!!!!!!

Hopefully, if any good can come from this senseless act of terrorism, perhaps lawmakers will finally appreciate the need to demonstrate the moral courage to do what is right and finally enact laws to prevent egg attacks in the future!!!!!!!!!!

We here in America can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can be proactive on keeping Muslims out of America to prevent these types of egg attacks from being committed against our noble Republican Senators who recognize the need to keep Muslims out of America!!!!!!!!

Far-right Australian lawmaker finds himself — literally — with egg on his face

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/16/asia/australian-senator-fraser-anning-egg-incident/index.html

3/15/2019

“I think we have to be extremely vigilant in those areas, we have to look very seriously at the Mosques. Lots of things happening in the Mosques, that’s been proven. You look at what’s going on in Paris where Mosques are being closed, OK? And, we have to look very, very seriously.”

Donald J. Trump, March 29, 2016 CNN Republican Presidential Town Hall

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3/14/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being the victim of vicious bullying and name calling!!!!!!!! #BeBest

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Jeremy Rex Cantrell from our Guin NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a firearm, illegal carrying of weapons in presence of drugs and possession of methamphetamine after he allegedly pulled a gun on a woman at a gas station on Highway 546 in Ouachita Parish. Sure enough, right on cue, the “deputies” from the so-called “Sheriff’s” department colluded with the members of the lying, disgusting “media” (really, the very worst people, many people say) to drum up a standard democRAT party playbook WITCH HUNT against a Good Guy With A Gun because they want to ruin his life because they are still bitter Hillary lost the election!!!!!!!!!

See, according to them, Patriot Cantrell allegedly began arguing with some woman in the cab of his tractor-trailer after he pulled into a gas station parking lot and ordered her to get out. See, according to them, he then allegedly pulled out a handgun and pointed it at her, forcing her to run from the truck. Sure enough, some big government loving busy body called the “Sheriff’s” department, and lickety split a caravan of “deputies” swarmed over the gas stations and arrested Patriot Cantrell.

Sure enough, the other members of our Guin NSPA chapter filled us in on what really happened. See, we heard, Patriot Cantrell actually picked up the woman because she was hitchhiking and, as a good Christian, Patriot Cantrell was concerned she might be ravaged by a band of bad hombres from Mexico who are wandering the byways of Louisiana because the democRAT party has let them all saunter right into America by blocking funding for the border wall!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

Well, then we heard from the other members of our Guin NSPA chapter that Patriot Cantrell, as a good Christian, became unnerved when he discovered the woman had brought drugs into his truck so he pulled off the highway into the gas station parking lot and ordered her out of the truck. Well, then we heard the woman began viciously taunting and bullying him by laughing and telling him he looks like the offspring who would be produced as a result of John Malkovich and Pete Rose conceiving a child after engaging in an evening of homosexual intercourse.

Well, as a good Christian, Patriot Cantrell wasn’t going to listen to that blasphemous, vicious bullying that mocks the true Christian union of one Man and one Woman to produce the gift of life so he understandably allegedly pulled the gun out to encourage her to have her forked tongue remain silent for a moment. Well, good luck getting any woman to silence her forked tongue for a moment, and (sure enough) she went screaming and crying to the “authorities”, who took the bait and conspired to ruin Patriot Cantrell’s life!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can fight back against this WITCH HUNT and so Melania Trump can raise the profile of her #BeBest campaign to put this sort of immature, mean-spirited, graceless name calling from the left to an end once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!

OPSO arrests Alabama man at gas station for pointing gun at woman

http://www.hannapub.com/ouachitacitizen/news/crime/opso-arrests-alabama-man-at-gas-station-for-pointing-gun/article_e9a46622-4469-11e9-b51c-c3a0079004f9.html

3/11/2019

It is time for the racial profiling of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who affirm their sense of masculinity through the possession of pointlessly powerful firearms to end NOW!!!!!!! Does this really look like somebody capable of an act of horrific violence???!!!!!!?????? PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!!!!

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Eric James Steiner from our Meridian NSPA chapter was arrested last week by the Meridian so-called “Police” and charged with first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his wife with a 9mm handgun. However, we here at the NSPA smell a WITCH HUNT from a mile away, and we suspect this is yet another case of the “police” being all too eager to take down an armed WHITE man for no other reason than being a WHITE man with a gun!!!!!!

See, something doesn’t quite add up here. First off, according to Idaho court records, Patriot Steiner had no apparent criminal history so he has clearly led an otherwise blameless life up until now so what makes anyone think he could suddenly become a violent killer???? Hold on. I should say, what makes anybody other than a racist “law enforcement officer” who harbors an innate suspicion of WHITE men armed with guns think Patriot Steiner could suddenly become a violent killer????!!!!!???? Furthermore, even the Meridian “Police” say a motive for the shooting remains unclear. Oh, so all of a sudden, this WHITE man with a gun is going to shoot and kill his wife out of the blue???!!!??? Yeah, right!!!!!!!!

Just take a look at Patriot Steiner. Does he really look like somebody capable of a moment of irrational, hateful, murderous rage???!!!!???? Let’s be real about what is going on here!!!!!! A WHITE man with a gun is never going to be safe in America until we finally come to terms with this racism that was unleashed during Dictator Obama’s illegitimate occupation of the White House!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this divisive racial scapegoating and calculated fomenting of racial hatred for impossibly irresponsible and selfish political ends!!!!!!!

Meridian man charged with killing wife has bail set at $2 million

https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/local/crime/article227171899.html

3/10/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he initially just wanted to prevent a dangerous driver from getting on the road!!!!!!!!!

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Michael Barnhill from our Winona NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) three counts of homicide and two counts of attempted murder after he allegedly shot and killed his wife and a couple who were hosting the birthday party for his wife where the shooting occurred. However, sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” conducted a WITCH HUNT in this case and pushed their anti-WHITE man and anti-gun narrative in the coverage of this case in order to ruin Patriot Barnhill’s life. See, it takes the NSPA’s fair and balanced journalism to reveal what actually caused this alleged murder spree to occur.

See, according to the lie merchants, Patriot Barnhill allegedly became intoxicated at a birthday party graciously being held by a married couple who were friends with Patriot Barnhill’s wife. So once the junkyard “journalists” got done peddling the racist trope of the insecure, emotionally immature, catastrophically impulsive drunk WHITE guy, they then claimed Patriot Barhnill became violent when his wife and the married couple tried to prevent him from driving and then allegedly shot and killed all of them before attempting to shoot and kill two other party guests who rushed into a nearby room to save the party hosts’ 10-year-old son!!!!!!!

First off, we would like to report that we heard from the other members of our Winona NSPA chapter that Patriot Barnhill has lived an otherwise blameless life before whatever it was that happened that night at the party. Furthermore, we heard from the other members of our Winona NSPA chapter that the real reason Patriot Barnhill allegedly got upset was that he was worried about the danger his wife, as a woman driver, would pose to everybody else out on the road if she drove him home. See, we heard that he inherently knew that even if he might have been a little tipsy he would have been a substantially safer driver than his wife, even if she hadn’t touched a drop of alcohol all night. Anybody who has ever been in a car with an indecisive, easily distracted, overly emotional woman driver knows exactly what Patriot Barnhill was thinking!!!!!!!

Okay, so maybe Patriot Barnhill let things get a little out of hand (we’ll let the court figure that out), but he was coming from a good place with his concern about the harm that might come to others out on the road. Sure enough, though, none of this was covered in any accounts of this case because this is all a total hoax to try to make Patriot Barnhill look like some monstrous boogeyman because it allows the gullible base of the democRAT party to be distracted from the REAL threat we all face…murderous Mexicans and ISIS members swarming into America across our unguarded Mexican border!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide responsible leadership by reminding us everyday of the REAL threats we face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Mississippi man killed his wife and two friends at her birthday party when they refused to let him drive drunk

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-mississippi-drunk-drive-dui-three-shot-girlfriend-20190307-story.html

3/3/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just trying to make sure his wife was safe!!!!!!!!!!!

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Richard Stewart from our Milton NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday night and charged with (get this) reckless conduct with a deadly weapon and criminal threatening with a firearm after he allegedly pointed a gun at a 53-year-old woman outside the Baymont Hotel in West Lebanon, New Hampshire. Sure enough, this is just another case of the lying, disgusting so-called “media” conducting a WITCH HUNT against a Good Guy With A Gun in order to destroy his life and to send him to jail to deny him the chance to vote for Donald J. Trump in the 2020 Presidential election!!!!!!! (democRAT party voter suppression, here we go again!!!!!!!)

See, the fake news account of this story would have you believe that an intoxicated Patriot Stewart approached a woman outside of the hotel and threatened her with a loaded .40 caliber Glock pistol pointed at her head while he asked her where his wife was. Wow!!!!! So this is considered a “crime” now!!!!! It just goes to show we are still suffering from the disgusting legacy of Dictator Obama’s regime even after two years of leadership by President Donald J. Trump, the most effective President in the history of America!!!!!!!

See, if this is indeed what actually happened, it is obvious that Patriot Stewart was simply being a caring and dutiful husband trying to make sure his wife was not facing harm from a dangerous, erratic, unstable man, like a vicious Mexican MS-13 member or an ISIS terrorist who sneaked into America by crossing our open border with Mexico to help establish a caliphate in America!!!!! When he allegedly pointed the gun at the so-called “victim”, it’s clear he only had the gun out in case he encountered one of the aforementioned bad hombres. However, right on cue, the woman he encountered, who has completely bought in to the victim mentality promoted by democRAT party to keep their gullible base unconditionally dependent upon them, automatically assumed she was the victim and ran to call the police without for a single moment considering the peril Patriot Stewart’s wife might have been facing!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to demonstrate to all Americans, particularly people like the self-centered and inconsiderate “victim” in this story, how to have empathy and consideration for others and not to always make everything about one’s self!!!!!!!!!!

Milton man was drunk, pointed gun at woman in Lebanon, police say

https://www.unionleader.com/news/crime/milton-man-was-drunk-pointed-gun-at-woman-in-lebanon/article_34feedb1-ac40-5c89-81df-bc2748e9c015.html

3/2/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the U.S. Congress continues to fail to take any action to rein in Netflix even though 97% of Americans want them to!!!!!!!!!

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Wesley Anderson from our Fox Lake NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and is due in court Monday to face charges of aggravated cruelty to an animal and reckless discharge of a firearm for allegedly shooting a dog in the head, wrapping its corpse in plastic and a blanket and placing it in a roadside trash bin.

Sure enough, this is just another WITCH HUNT cooked up by the lying, disgusting so-called “media” which is colluding with the totally compromised, angry democRATS who have infiltrated the Fox Lake so-called “Police” Department in order to totally destroy the lives of Good Guys With A Gun just like Patriot Anderson!!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our Fox Lake NSPA chapter what really happened, and, sure enough, none of it is Patriot Anderson’s fault!!!!!!

See, we heard a novice Netflix assistant to the VP of Content Acquisition had mistakenly offered Patriot Anderson $36.7 M to direct a live action remake of Wes Anderson’s recently released stop-motion-animated film ‘Island of Dogs’ because he thought Patriot Wesley Anderson was Wes Anderson, the film’s director!!!!!!!!! Well, we heard from the other members of our Fox Lake NSPA chapter that while Patriot Anderson was initially excited about the opportunity to direct a major motion picture for Netflix, he quickly realized how in over his head he was since he had no idea how to direct a film, particularly one that would require him to direct a cast of 15 dogs!!!!!!! So we heard Patriot Anderson snapped under the pressure and allegedly shot the dog in the head for continuously missing its mark on the first day of filming!!!!!!!

See, the real guilty party here is Netflix and the U.S. Congress!!!!!!! See, if Congress would do its job and finally bring some oversight to Netflix’s relentless and reckless mission to ensure every U.S. citizen has access to more programming than he/she could ever possibly watch in five lifetimes, tragedies like this would never happen again!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House and Mitch McConnell in charge of the Senate to make sure the U.S. House finally does its job and brings this glut of unnecessary programming to an end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wisconsin man shot dog, threw remains in garbage outside Fox Lake home, police say

https://www.nwherald.com/2019/03/01/wisconsin-man-shot-dog-threw-remains-in-garbage-outside-fox-lake-home-police-say/argsjv8/

2/25/2019

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2/23/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Obamacare has destroyed the healthcare system in America and because he wanted to make sure the local “SWAT” unit was well prepared to protect the good people of Port Richey from a caravan of murderous Mexicans!!!!!!!

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Dale Massad from our Port Richey NSPA chapter and the former mayor (thanks to a WITCH HUNT!!!!) of Port Richey was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) two counts of attempted homicide and removed as mayor of Port Richey on Friday after he allegedly fired several rounds from his .40 caliber gun at “SWAT” deputies who were serving him a warrant for practicing medicine without a license(totally rigged!!!!!) at his home Thursday morning!!!!!!!

Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media colluded with the so-called “authorities” to peddle a fake news narrative that Patriot Massad gave up his medical license in 1992 after a 3-year-old patient he was treating for facial birthmarks died while in his care and that he had been irresponsibly practicing medicine out of his home recently, which prompted the so-called “SWAT” team to invade his home early Thursday morning. On top of that, they “reported” Patriot Massad had been arrested in August for domestic battery and that the so-called Port Richey “Police” had visited Patriot Massad’s home four dozen times in the months leading up to the August “domestic violence” arrest so obviously this was a long game setup!!!!!!!!!

Well, we heard from the other members from our Port Richey NSPA chapter that the reason Patriot Massad was allegedly illegally practicing medicine out of his home was because he was disgusted by the American carnage inflicted upon the American healthcare system because of the evils of Obamacare, and he wanted to save the lives of people who would have been condemned to death by the Obamacare death panels!!!!!!!

Then we heard the reason he allegedly fired on the “SWAT” team was that he wanted to make sure they were well-trained to defend themselves against the caravan of Mexican murderers and rapists who will be swarming into Port Richey within the next few weeks. Apparently, the goldbricking “SWAT” team has never heard of a little thing called an active shooter drill!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

So, when you get down to it, thanks to this WITCH HUNT, Patriot Massad has been arrested for the horrifying “crimes” of trying to save the lives of people condemned to death by Obamacare and for performing his mayoral duties of keeping his citizens safe from the caravan of Mexican murderers and rapists!!!!! SICK!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to continue working toward the destruction of Obamacare and to keep all American citizens safe in the face of the national emergency of all of the bad hombres swarming across our undefended borders!!!!!!!!!

Florida mayor resigns after arrest for allegedly shooting at police officers

https://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-mayor-arrested-allegedly-shooting-police-officers/story?id=61230402

2/20/2019

Good Guy With A Gun victimized by a WITCH HUNT basically because angry democRATS wouldn’t let him build a wall on his property!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jeffrey Buttles from our Manawa NSPA chapter was hauled into the so-called Waupaca County Circuit “Court” (totally rigged!!!!!!) today to face charges of (get this) Mistreatment of Animals/Cause Death and Resisting or Obstructing an Officer because he (get this) allegedly shot and killed his neighbor’s Great Dane named Gypsy for coming on his property and then allegedly dumped Gypsy’s corpse in the woods. Sure enough, this is just another example of the WITCH HUNTS, paid for by George Soros and his cabal of international bankers (if you know what I mean!!!!), designed to destroy the lives of Good Guys With A Gun, like Patriot Buttles.

See, as reported by WBAY Channel 2, Patriot Buttles explained his neighbor’s dogs were “constantly on his property”, and he was “getting sick” of this because the dogs were a “general nuisance.” Patriot Buttles claimed he made numerous attempts to contact his neighbor to address the issue but was never able to connect with him. Sure enough, the so-called “neighbor” claimed Patriot Buttles had never talked to him about any problems with the dogs, because (right on cue) these people who hate Good Guys With A Gun always play the victim and can never accept responsibility for their failings!!!!!!! Instead of always playing the victim, wouldn’t it be refreshing if these people could just once accept responsibility for their mistakes and not reflexively blame others for everything???!!!!????

Well, we heard from the other members of our Manawa NSPA chapter what really happened. See, we heard before all this went down Patriot Buttles had approached the Waupaca County Zoning and Planning Office to get permission to build a big, beautiful concrete wall on his property to keep that damn wild pack of dogs from invading his property. Sure enough, though, the social justice warriors in the Zoning and Planning Office blocked Patriot Buttles from getting approval to build his wall!!!!!!!!! Sure enough, this reflexive obstructionism from the angry democRATS who blocked the wall caused Patriot Buttles to have no choice except to allegedly shoot the dog, yet he’s the one who gets treated as a common criminal!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House because we heard from the other members of our NSPA chapter that he is going to be able to divert government funds originally appropriated for the National Institute of Health to develop treatments for breast cancer to now be used to pay for the wall around Patriot Buttles’ backyard no matter what the Zoning and Planning Office says!!!!!!! #justiceforbuttles

Manawa man pleads not guilty in dog shooting case

https://www.wbay.com/content/news/Manawa-man-pleads-not-guilty-in-dog-shooting-case-506106161.html

2/18/2019

The National Small Penis Association wishes you all a HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY 2019!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2/17/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested even though he very strongly denied knowing anything about the mother and daughter shot to death in the apartment across the hallway!!!!!!! TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!!!!!

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Richie Vessel from our Minneapolis NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) two counts of second-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his 42-year-old neighbor and her 67-year-old mother after allegedly arguing with the two women about the loud music coming from their apartment. See, according to the so-called “authorities”, who are obviously a bunch of unhinged, angry democRATS!!!!!, they oh-so-conveniently just happened to find a blood-like substance on the wall of Vessel’s apartment and a .40-caliber gun, ammunition and a pill bottle with Patriot Vessel’s name on it in a trash bag thrown in the apartment trash bin. PLANTED!!!!!!! DUH!!!!! Then to really pile it on, the so-called “authorities”, claimed they had “learned” during their “investigation” that Patriot Vessel had allegedly previously threatened to kill another neighbor and had allegedly shown a handgun to another tenant. LIES!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!

Well, isn’t it interesting that these same so-called “authorities” then completely ignored the fact that Patriot Vessel very strongly told them he didn’t hear any shooting and had no idea what happened?????!!!!!!!!! Well, apparently these so-called “authorities” have absolutely no respect for fair and thorough investigations based on an unconditional recognition of the sanctity of the U.S. Constitution because they just went ahead and disregarded a common sense standard of what is right and arrested Patriot Vessel as if they were above the law and could do whatever they want by royal fiat!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to restore America’s tenets of law and order and put an end to these assaults on the foundational rules of our democracy!!!!!!!!!!!

Neighbor charged in murder of mother, daughter, police say

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/neighbor-charged-murder-mother-daughter-police-say/xlhEQQBIU5F2TvgTw4aEvJ/

2/13/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for having an accident while workshopping his ‘Old Yeller’ reboot for Netflix!!!!!!!!!! SAD ENDING!!!!!!!!

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Travis Hamilton from our Banksville NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) aggravated cruelty to animals, reckless endangerment and carrying a firearm without a license after he allegedly shot and killed a family’s dog while spending the night at the family’s home after a Super Bowl party. Sure enough, this is just another example of the lying, disgusting so-called “media”, really, the very worst people in the world, trying to characterize a Good Guy With A Gun as an inconceivably impulsive sociopath who would kill a harmless dog because this so perfectly fits their George Soros-funded fake news agenda to ruin the lives of noble WHITE guys with guns so they won’t be around to save us from the caravans of dangerous Mexicans surging to the border with the singular goal to kill and maim as many Americans as possible so Dictator Obama can finally establish his Socialist caliphate here in America!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Banksville NSPA chapter what really happened here. See, they told us they heard that Patriot Hamilton had actually just signed a $47 million development deal with Netflix. Even though Patriot Hamilton has no experience in film production, Netflix must fill an insatiable demand for new product so they decided to give him a chance.

Well, apparently Patriot Hamilton wanted to show Netflix he wouldn’t let them down so he got to work right away (he wouldn’t even let a Super Bowl party distract him) on his first project, a reboot of ‘Old Yeller.’ Well, we heard, while Patriot Hamilton was workshopping his script late at night after the Super Bowl party when there were no intoxicated and irresponsible people around to bother him, he allegedly accidentally shot the family’s dog while (SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!) he blocked the action sequence for the climatic scene when Old Yeller gets shot to death.

So, even though it was a total accident, the alt-left, hateful democRATS demanded Patriot Hamilton’s head, and the despicable so-called “authorities” from the Pittsburgh “Police” Department complied and arrested Patriot Hamilton as if he were a common criminal!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this type of recklessly dangerous mob hysteria the democRAT party whips their willfully ignorant and gullible base in to in order to achieve their disgustingly selfish legislative goals!!!!!!!!!!

Police Arrest Man Who Shot Beechview Family’s Dog After Super Bowl

https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/02/12/police-arrest-man-who-shot-beechview-familys-dog-after-super-bowl/

2/12/2019

Once again, a Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of gay marriage!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

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Matthew L Jansen from our Blaine NSPA chapter was arrested over the weekend and charged with (get this) second-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his wife in their home. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” peddled a nonsensical narrative in which Patriot Jansen, in a fit of baby-man temperamental rage, allegedly fatally shot his wife to prevent her from following through with her plans to divorce him because it oh-so-conveniently supports their anti-gun, anti-WHITE guy agenda, which is so eagerly gobbled up by their willfully stupid and self-pitying base. Then to really pile it on, they obviously planted a false quote in Patriot Jansen’s mouth when they “reported” he told the responding so-called “police officers”, “I guess I don’t have to worry about a divorce.” It’s obvious to us here at the NSPA headquarters that they’re trying too hard to play on these ridiculous stereotypes about insecure WHITE guys with guns because it’s the only move they have left!!!!!!!!! SHAMELESS!!!!!!!

See, the truly obvious thing about this story is that Patriot Jansen’s marriage began to unravel in the aftermath of the Supreme Court’s ruling to legalize gay marriage!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!! Is it just a coincidence that you didn’t read about Patriot Jansen shooting his wife anytime before the legalization of gay marriage in America????!!!!!???? OF COURSE NOT !!!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up for the sanctity of real marriages so we can FINALLY put an end to these types of situations that ruin the lives of Good Guys With A Gun by forcing them to do what they do!!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!

Charge: Blaine man fatally shoots wife hours before she intended to leave him

http://www.startribune.com/charge-blaine-man-fatally-shoots-wife-hours-before-she-intended-to-leave-him/505680342/

2/6/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to make a salient point about the security a wall can provide!!!!!!!

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Joshua Blake Taylor from our Upstate NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) two counts of attempted murder, three counts of domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature and domestic violence after he allegedly fired a gun inside and outside a home occupied by a woman and her children and then fired at so-called police “officers” who showed up to confiscate his gun and haul him unceremoniously off to jail.

Sure enough, if you take a fair and balanced approach to the facts of this story, you’ll see Patriot Taylor is yet another victim of the Deep State that is obsessed with a single-minded mission to destroy the lives of innocent Good Guys With A Gun in order to prevent them from keeping Americans safe so our borders can be overrun by MS-13 members in order to establish a caliphate presided over by none other than Barack Hussein Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Upstate NSPA chapter that Patriot Taylor had simply been trying to demonstrate the safety and sense of security a beautiful, strong wall can provide a homeowner by showing what can happen in the absence of a beautiful, strong wall built around the house. See, without the wall around the house, Patriot Taylor was able to show the chaos and carnage a horde of MS-13 members from Mexico can unleash!!!!!

Sure enough, the woman in the house and the so-called police “officers” who responded to the scene, failed to grasp the obvious point Patriot Taylor was making. Well, you know how overly emotional women can be, and you know how often alleged “security experts”can be totally wrong with their assessments (these losers really need to go back to school!!!!) so should we be the least bit surprised that Patriot Taylor’s message went straight over their heads????!!!???? NO, WE SHOULDN’T!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

At least we can thank Jesus Christ for putting President Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure we have somebody who totally gets walls running the country so we can all be totally safe from violent sociopaths crossing our borders and encroaching upon our homes!!!!!!!!

Man shoots up house with woman, children inside; fires at officers, police say

https://www.wyff4.com/article/man-shoots-up-house-with-woman-children-inside-fires-at-officers-police-say/26134303

2/3/2019

FAKE NEWS!!!!!! WITCH HUNT!!!!!! Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for supporting President Donald J. Trump and wanting to keep children safe!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

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Charles Andrew Eldridge from our Randolph County NSPA chapter is the latest victim of the lying, disgusting so-called “media” colluding with the lying, disgusting so-called “authorities” from the so-called “Indiana State Police”, which is obviously infiltrated with angry democRATS!!!!, because they are bound and determined to ruin the life of a Good Guy With A Gun in order to confiscate his gun and lock him up in jail so he won’t be able to protect American children from dangerous Mexican rapists and murderers who are swarming across our borders!!!!!!!!!!

See, Patriot Eldridge has been arrested and charged with (get this) two counts of child molestation, one count of attempted child molestation and one count of child solicitation and is now being investigated for the double murder of two girls in Indiana two years ago. However, it is clear from the fake news coverage of this case that Patriot Eldridge is having his life ruined by a WITCH HUNT because he loves President Donald J. Trump and has a passion for protecting children, which are apparently crimes in the eyes of the democRAT party operatives who have totally rigged this case against him, many people say!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to keep his laser-like focus on the need to protect America’s children from all of the bad hombres in Mexico who are strolling across our open borders to commit their evil deeds at the behest of Nancy Pelosi!!!!!!!!!!
A gun-loving Trump supporter with an ‘obsession’ for missing children cases: Details emerge of the man who ‘admits molesting a child’ and is now being investigated by cops over 2017 murders of two teens in Indiana

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6613263/Man-obsession-missing-children-cases-investigated-rail-tracks-murders.html

1/31/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being married to a blabbermouth who can’t put her phone down for a single minute!!!!!!!!

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Wesley Sun from our Lincoln NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) suspicion of possession of a firearm by a prohibited person, terroristic threats, use of a firearm to commit a felony, domestic assault and failure to register as a sex offender after he allegedly pointed a handgun at his wife and threatened to shoot her. Sure enough, just like it always happens in the days before the Super Bowl, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” (the very worst people in the world, they’re really our Public Enemy #1, many people say) publish their regularly scheduled pre-Super Bowl fake news narrative of the abusive, angry, insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy who “victimizes” his poor little wife because it fits their anti-gun, anti-WHITE guy agenda!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

See, the most important detail in this story which is oh-so-conveniently underreported is that the perfectly justifiable reason Patriot Sun had for allegedly pointing the gun at his wife was that she was talking on and on and on and on and on and on and on too loudly on the phone with a friend while he was trying to sleep!!!!!!! Anybody who has spent just five minutes in the company of your typical woman knows women are genetically incapable of being quiet for more than a sustained period of 4 minutes and 59 seconds!!!!!!!! Is there a sound more dispiriting, soul-deadening and rage-inducing than the incessant, mindless prattle of a female motormouth????!!!!??? OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!!!

Sure enough, the hateful alt-left mobs and the angry democRAT so-called “politicians” hysterically whine like the snowflakes they are that guns are some sort of omnipresent evil danger that must be banished from society while the truth is that there really is nothing more dangerous than a phone in the hand of a self-absorbed, inexcusably ignorant, buffoonish imbecile who doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up, as this story clearly demonstrates!!!!!!! Yet Patriot Sun is the one being treated here as the criminal!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this type of nonsense NOW AND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!! BE STRONG!!!!!!!!

Police: Lincoln man pointed gun at wife because he couldn’t sleep

https://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-lincoln-man-pointed-gun-at-wife-because-he-couldn/article_d2a79dd1-7e51-5598-ac3b-51b82fea1ffc.html

1/25/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the democRAT party’s childish refusal to help pay for President Donald J. Trump’s beautiful wall because they want America to be overrun by dangerous criminals armed with guns!!!!!!!!!!

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David Frank Kelley from our Weston NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and booked into jail on suspicion of (get this) aggravated assault and assault on a police officer after he allegedly held a gun to a woman’s head during a so-called “domestic dispute” and became aggressive with the “police officers” called to the “scene”!!!!!!!!

See, if you believe the lying, disgusting drive-by “media”, you believe Patriot Kelley held a gun to the “victim’s” head and terrorized her and a juvenile to the point that they had to barricade themselves in a bedroom to protect themselves from his rage. Then you believe Patriot Kelley was the aggressor when the “police” arrived and tried to go for one of the “officer’s” guns!!!!!!

Sure enough, though, we got the fair and balanced account of what actually happened from the other members of our Weston NSPA chapter. See, Patriot Kelley had become increasingly concerned about the safety of his female friend and her child over the past 35 days because of the democRAT party’s petulant shutdown of the government because of their foolish determination not to fund President Donald J. Trump’s essential wall along the border with Mexico!!!!! See, we heard Patriot Kelley was terrified that dangerous bad hombres from Mexico would rush across the open borders because of the delay in construction so he showed a little initiative and independence (just like John Galt!!!!) and simply simulated an assault on the house by a dangerous Mexican with a gun so his friend and her child wouldn’t be deer in headlights when the real Mexicans show up to harm them.

Sure enough, the clueless “officers” heedlessly rushed to their home and jumped to conclusions and racially profiled Patriot Kelley as a criminal for simply being an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun. So they interrupted the training exercise, confiscated his two guns (what a surprise…..NOT!!!!!) and arrested him!!!!!!!!

See, this is just another example of how the democRAT party’s galling selfishness and pettiness wreaks senseless and pointless harm in the lives of Americans!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to shutdown this immature nonsense!!!!!!!!!

Weston man arrested after allegedly holding woman at gunpoint

https://www.hjnews.com/news/crime_courts/weston-man-arressted-after-allegedly-holding-woman-at-gunpoint/article_6d544981-c4a2-5e1a-930f-c36323e8e42e.html

1/21/2019

National Small Penis Association teen mentorship program debuts BIGLY in Washington, D.C.!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The National Small Penis Association is proud to announce our inaugural Teen Mentorship program, which was designed to cultivate future leaders of the National Small Penis Association, had a successful debut this past weekend in Washington, D.C. We accompanied a select group of National Small Penis Association Merit Scholars to the March For Life to educate the public on the need for unfettered access to any firearm in order to be on guard against the caravan of Mexican, El Salvadoran, Honduran, Nicaraguan and Guatemalan abortion doctors who are swarming toward our border with the singular mission to abort future Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!!!!!!

We proudly stood our ground against a dangerous, foreign-looking one man caravan who was banging on a drum and chanting some sort of strange incantation, probably to summon demons from the netherworld!!!!!! This unhinged interloper is a prime example of why, in addition to unfettered access to any firearm, we need to get President Donald J. Trump’s big, beautiful wall built along the border to keep these type of heartless, entitled uninvited invaders who don’t respect our culture, our language and our identity as the rightful inhabitants of this land from swarming across our borders and taking our country away from us!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure America always stays in the hands of REAL AMERICANS since we were here first, just as Jesus Christ always intended!!!!!!!!!!!
Native American Vietnam Veteran Speaks Out After MAGA Hat-Wearing Teens Harass Him (UPDATE)

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/maga-hat-wearing-teens-seeing-harassing-native-american-vietnam-veteran_us_5c435a09e4b0a8dbe171e2c6

1/14/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply conducting a site security assessment in a valiant attempt to keep a woman safe from Mexican rapists and murderers!!!!!!!!!

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James Earl Richard Smith from our Marlow NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this month and charged with (get this) felon in possession of a firearm, attempting escape from arrest, possession of a controlled dangerous substance and malicious injury to property after he allegedly beat on the door and all of the windows of a woman’s home, broke the door jam, stood outside of her house while holding a weapon and then tried to hide under a pile of leaves in her back yard when the so-called “police” arrived to “investigate” the so-called “disturbance”!!!!!!!! TOTAL JOKE!!!!

Sure enough, the lying, disgusting lie merchants who masquerade as “journalists” at the totally failing Duncan Banner totally rigged their coverage of this nothing burger of a story and tried to make Patriot Smith appear to be some sort of an emotionally unstable and menacing creep capable of impulsive acts of violence because they are hell-bent on destroying the lives of every Good Guy With A Gun in Marlow, Oklahoma!!!!!!!! See, they made much of the “fact” that the “police” found a Rider 22 LR revolver loaded with six live soft nose rounds and that Patriot Smith was not allowed to have the gun because he is a convicted sex offender.

First off, we heard from the other members of our Marlow NSPA chapter that Patriot Smith’s “sex crime” conviction was a total WITCH HUNT so Patriot Smith never should have been prevented from having a gun. Then on top of that, we heard from the other members of our Marlow NSPA chapter that Patriot Smith had actually simply been conducting a site security assessment of the woman’s home to identify any vulnerabilities in her home security because he wanted to make sure she remained out of the grasping hands of Mexican rapists and murderers after they have swarmed across our nation’s borders!!!!!!! (Apparently, now that the democRAT party controls the House of Representatives, wanting to keep REAL Americans safe from the CARAVAN that is relentlessly swarming toward us is some sort of a crime!!!!!!!!) SICK!!!!!!!

Sure enough, the “authorities” ignored this aspect of the story and locked Patriot Smith up. Isn’t it a total joke that Patriot Smith was arrested for trying to save an American woman while the banditos and bad hombres in the CARAVAN are casually strolling into our country (since there is no wall!!!!) and receiving loads of free stuff from the democRAT party’s Welcome Wagon in order to make sure they are well-rested and fed before they commence their slaughter of Americans????!!!!!?????

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this democRAT party-fueled nonsense and to put the interests of America first every time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Convicted felon and sex offender found with gun

https://www.duncanbanner.com/news/convicted-felon-and-sex-offender-found-with-gun/article_44f7b25e-145e-11e9-9451-3344914ed77f.html

1/10/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the anti-family, man-hating liberals have diminished the role of fathers in society, which leaves children feeling entitled to ridicule their fathers with vicious name calling!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

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Christopher Michael Conran from our Cottonwood Heights NSPA chapter was arrested Monday morning and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, discharge of a firearm, committing domestic violence in front of a child and criminal mischief after he allegedly drunkenly argued with his family and fired a handgun at his son early Monday morning. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” colluded with the angry, hateful members of the Cottonwood Heights “police department” (who are obsessed with destroying the lives of Good Guys With A Gun!) to distort the real facts of the case so they could conduct a WITCH HUNT against Patriot Conran!!!!!!!!

See, if you are gullible enough, you’ll believe their false narrative that Patriot Conran was “severely intoxicated” and woke up his family Monday morning at 4:22 AM to argue with everybody in the house as he kicked a hole in a bedroom door and hit walls. Then they claimed he pointed a gun at his son and later fired the gun after his son ran to the driveway to hide in his car. They kept piling it on because they then claimed Patriot Conran was still holding the handgun to confront the “police officers” after they arrived to the house. After Patriot Conran tossed his gun away, they stormed into his house and (surprise, surprise) confiscated multiple guns and a large amount of ammunition!!!!!!!! (Who couldn’t see that ending coming???!!!!!!???? Yeah, right!)

See, we heard from the other members of the Cottonwood NSPA chapter what really happened. See, they told us they heard Patriot Conran’s son had started it by relentlessly ridiculing his father by telling him he looked like the child that would have been born if Harvey Keitel, Christian Slater and Grandpa Al Lewis from ‘The Munsters’ had conceived a baby while engaging in three-way homosexual intercourse!!!!!!!!! See, thanks to the looney liberals who have for decades been undermining the sanctity of the family unit in order to make people more dependent upon government, children like Patriot Conran’s son feel entitled to belittle their fathers with vicious name calling!!!!!! SICK!!!!!

Can anybody really blame Patriot Conran for standing up to this liberal assault on the role of father’s in society???!!!!???? If we don’t give Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Conran the respect they deserve, we don’t have a country!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide the father figure our country needs to guide us through the criminal, amoral chaos unleashed by the unhinged liberals who are obviously determined to destroy America!!!!!!!!!

Charges: Intoxicated man shoots at own son

https://www.ksl.com/article/46465746/charges-intoxicated-man-shoots-at-own-son

1/9/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the Deep State has infiltrated the Iowa Department of Natural Resources to accelerate their gun confiscation agenda!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

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Lee Joseph Ryals from our Ottumwa NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) being a felon in possession of a firearm and reckless use of a firearm after he allegedly shot a 73-year-old woman in the back of her head while attempting to shoot a deer from the front deck of his camper.

Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” sensationalized the story to blow a totally commonplace minor gun accident out of proportion in order to provide cover for the Deep State so it can continue to build upon its insidious gun confiscation campaign to disarm every Good Guy With A Gun in America so there won’t be any armed Patriots to rise up in protest when it makes its move to usurp control of the country from President Donald J. Trump!!!!!

See, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” would have you believe Patriot Ryals was a drunken buffoon who botched his feeble attempt at deer hunting and inadvertently shot his 73-year-old neighbor in the back of the head while she was cleaning her stove so the Deep State could send in their shock troops from the Iowa Department of Natural Resources to the scene to arrest Patriot Ryals and confiscate his gun!!!!!!! Look, the so-called “victim” was able to drive herself to a hospital and is totally fine now so it’s not like she died or anything. Besides, this was probably the most exciting thing that has happened to her in the past 30 years!!!!! Look, if you’ve never had an accident like this, go ahead and cast the first stone!!!! Yeah, I thought so!!!!!!!

The fact that the Iowa Department of Natural Resources took part in the takedown of Patriot Ryals is a chilling example of the extent to which the Deep State has infiltrated all levels of “government.” We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to act as America’s last line of defense against the evil forces of chaos, tyranny and treason!!!!!!!!!!

Alleged drunken deer hunter shoots neighbor in the head

https://www.wowt.com/content/news/Alleged-drunken-deer-hunter-shoots-neighbor-in-the-head-504107941.html

1/6/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to give a few Memphis youths a living history lesson because so many kids these days have no appreciation for history and heritage because today’s government-run “schools” don’t care about education and are more concerned about giving everybody participation trophies to condition them to expect Big Daddy Government to give them everything they need!!!!!!!

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Bradley Watkins from our Memphis NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) two counts of aggravated assault after he allegedly uttered racial slurs at two youths during an argument in a Family Dollar store, followed them in his Ford Crown Victoria while holding a handgun and continuing to yell racial slurs while they walked home, smoked the tires on his car as he sped towards them and yelled, “N*****, I’ll kill you.” Sure enough, right on cue, the online social justice warriors and lying, disgusting so-called “media” reflexively jumped to the conclusion that Patriot Watkins is some sort of unstable racist monster who should be locked in jail before he harms somebody because that so conveniently fits the anti-gun, anti-WHITE man agenda they are always trying to push!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Memphis NSPA chapter that Patriot Watkins had simply been providing an interactive Memphis living history experience to teach the two youths about the rich history and heritage of Memphis and what life was like there for minority citizens back in the day because so many children have no appreciation for the past because the only thing “students” learn in government-run “schools” today is how to be a perpetual victim and how to be dependent upon Big Daddy Government!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure we never lose appreciation for America’s heritage and for what exactly this country is capable of being!!!!!!! MAGA!!!!!!!!!!

MPD: Memphis man yells racial slurs, points gun, and tries to run over children at Family Dollar

https://www.fox13memphis.com/top-stories/mpd-memphis-man-yells-racial-slurs-points-gun-and-tries-to-run-over-children-at-family-dollar/900006947

1/3/2019

The executive council of the National Small Penis Association asks that you respect our privacy during this difficult time and allow us the space to grieve.

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The House of Representatives Is Different Now. The Future Is in It.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a25741133/democratic-house-sworn-in-nancy-pelosi-ayanna-pressley/

1/2/2019

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because so many emotionally immature and stunted women out there have turned away from the teachings of the Bible to turn towards the teachings of feminism and don’t know how to respectfully obey and love their men while bizarrely preferring to bestow their love and obedience upon dogs!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!

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Thomas J. Stogsdill Jr. from our Eldon NSPA chapter was arrested Monday night and charged with (get this) second-degree domestic assault, unlawful use of a weapon (which to democRATS is any use of a weapon!) and armed criminal action after he allegedly shot his girlfriend in both her legs with his Hi-Point .40 caliber pistol while arguing with her about her dog and accusing her of liking the dog more than she liked him.

Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” peddled their alternative facts on this case to make Patriot Stogsdill to look like some sort of pathetically emotionally needy baby-man who uses his gun like a baby uses a pacifier to mediate his infantile impulses because they want to cover up the role his girlfriend played in forcing him to shoot her. See, they want to do this because it fits into their man-hating and gun-hating agendas to ruin the lives of Good Guys With A Gun and to destroy America!!!!!

See, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA headquarters that Patriot Stogsdill’s girlfriend is a classic neurotic and fragile prude who is a cold fish anytime she is around a REAL man because she has been brainwashed by the cult of feminism and doesn’t know how to show Patriot Stogsdill the reverence he deserves and instead invests all of her affection in a dog. Yeah, right, as if a dog could ever be a better companion than a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. and Melania Trump in the White House to show all American women that they can experience true spiritual freedom in their relationships by submitting themselves (just like it says to do in the Bible!) to their loving and nurturing superior men so that not one more Good Guy With A Gun will ever have to shoot his woman in the legs just to knock a little harmless sense into her!!!!!!!

Man Admits Shooting Girlfriend After Dispute Over Dog, Authorities Say

https://www.lakeexpo.com/news/crime/man-admits-shooting-girlfriend-after-dispute-over-dog-authorities-say/article_c13b0f80-0ed4-11e9-904c-afd9e6342d83.html

1/1/2019

Louis C.K. drops the mic on a bunch of little crybabies thanks to a sweet assist from his brothers-in-arms here at the National Small Penis Association!!!!!!!!!!!

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We here at the National Small Penis Association would like to apologize for our uncharacteristically inconsistent posting schedule over the past two months, but we are pleased to explain why we have not been adhering to a daily posting schedule during this period. See, we have spent the past two months helping Louis C.K. from our Manhattan NSPA chapter write new material for his awesome comeback to the comedy stage!!!!!!!!

See, Patriot C.K. was adrift and unsure how to reenter the public forum before the National Small Penis Association’s executive council staged an emergency comedy intervention to get him back on stage to speak truth to power. See, a lot of so-called “comedy professionals” and “public relations damage control experts” said Patriot C.K. should exhibit honest self-reflection about his past actions and commit acts of public self-flagellation by mocking himself for the deviance he harbors in his heart of hearts that led him to masturbate in front of women who were simply working to establish careers in comedy. Worse yet, they also suggested he could mine endless comedy material by ridiculing himself for lashing out at women who rejected his advances and using his unmatched power in the comedy industry to stall and sabotage their careers because in all honesty what woman could be blamed for having no sexual interest in a specimen like Patriot C.K?????????? This is exactly the type of neutering mindset that is destroying America thanks to the entitled #MeToo jihadists who face no accountability for their victimization of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys!!!!!

Thankfully, we got to Patriot C.K. before he destroyed any slim chance he had for initiating a comeback by following this impossibly tone deaf strategy. See, we helped him write his material to take down the Parkland celebrity “victims”, people who identify as gender neutral, large-penised black men, small-penised Asian men (admittedly, these were the easiest jokes for us to write) and gay Jewish doctors!!!!!!!! See, the key to performing meaningful comedy with social relevance is taking on those in power and exposing their hypocrisies, failings and lies rather than taking cheap, stale and unfunny shots at powerless targets, and that’s exactly what Patriot C.K did at Governor’s Comedy Club in Levittown thanks to us here at the NSPA!!!!!!!!

Louis C.K. Stirs Outrage With Jokes About Parkland Shooting Survivors, Gender Identity Issues

https://variety.com/2018/biz/news/louis-ck-parkland-shooting-gender-comedy-set-1203096926/

12/30/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democRAT party won’t fund the border wall and because ‘Of Mice And Men’ is his favorite book!!!!!!!!!!

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Richard Darren Emery from our St. Charles NSPA chapter was arrested last night and slapped with (get this) 15 charges, including first-degree murder, assault and attempted robbery after he allegedly shot and killed his girlfriend, her 61-year-old mother, her 10-year-old son, and her 8-year-old daughter; engaged in a shoot-out with the St. Charles Police Department; and stabbed a woman multiple times in the torso during an unsuccessful carjacking while he was trying to flee from the “authorities”!!!!!!!!

Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media”, who are really the very worst people, tried to portray Patriot Emery as an impossibly selfish, emotionally immature, baby-man psychopath who inexcusably snuffed out four lives because they are reflexively eager to exploit a story like this to push their fake news narrative that guns in the hands of insecure, small-penised WHITE GUYS cause tragedies!!!!!! SICK!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our St. Charles NSPA chapter what really happened. See, we heard Patriot Emery was becoming increasingly terrified about what horrible things would happen to his girlfriend, her two children and her mother once all of the bad hombres, who will soon be swarming into America from Mexico to rape and murder American citizens, arrive because the democRAT party wants open borders so they keep blocking President Donald J. Trump from building his beautiful wall because they hate America!!!!!!!

So, we heard, that Patriot Emery actually took inspiration from his favorite book, ‘Of Mice And Men’, and shot his girlfriend and her family to save them from their horrible fates to die brutal deaths at the hands of the Mexican caravan just like (SPOILER ALERT!!!!!) George shot Lennie to save him from suffering a horrible death at the hands of the lynch mob coming for him!!!!!!!

So if Chuck and Nancy had cared about the security and well-being of REAL AMERICAN CITIZENS and had paid for the wall to be built, Patriot Emery would not have had to do this and nobody would have died. However, it’s obvious Chuck and Nancy don’t care because they’re just happy the “authorities” confiscated a gun from a Good Guy With A Gun and locked him up on totally rigged charges to make sure he won’t be able to vote in the 2020 Presidential election!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to the abominably crass political manipulations played by the democRAT party in cases like this to get their willfully ignorant, fearful, gullible, self-pitying, aggrieved base all riled up to do their bidding!!!!! SHAMEFUL!!!!!!!!

Missouri man accused of gunning down his girlfriend, her 2 children and her mother

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/missouri-man-accused-gunning-down-his-girlfriend-her-2-children-n953086

12/25/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democRAT party is still waging a relentless war on Christmas!!!!!!!!!! DISGRACE FOR AMERICA!!!!!!

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Michael Boshell from our Macomb County NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) felony false report or threat of terrorism after he allegedly called the so-called Macomb County “Sheriff’s” Office and said if somebody at the county jail did not tell his brothers Jeremiah (who is in jail because he has been accused of fatally shooting his girlfriend in 2016 – total WITCH HUNT!) and Joshua (who is in jail because he was arraigned in March for allegedly shooting and killing his wife – totally rigged “investigation” being run by 13 ANGRY democRATS!!!!!) ‘Merry Christmas’ that he would shoot deputies with a long gun!!!!!!!

Sure enough, right on cue, the “authorities” issued an all-points bulletin to hunt down Patriot Boshell as if he were a common criminal because they have not given up their WAR ON CHRISTMAS and those who want to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ!!!!!!!! See, they have been so effective in their WAR ON CHRISTMAS that Patriot Boshell had no choice except to allegedly make that threat to ensure his brothers would have their hearts filled with Jesus’ grace by hearing ‘Merry Christmas’!!!!!!!!!!! Sadly, the godless “authorities” apparently think uttering the phrase ‘Merry Christmas’ is tantamount to uttering an incantation for the extermination of all that is good in the world so they insisted on ruining his life by arresting him and hauling him off to the Macomb County Jail, even though he has been living a model life in the community while on parole for bank robbery!!!!!!! See, the democRATS want to make sure a past legal indiscretion will hang over a person and categorize him as a second-class citizen for the rest of his life!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to be the one adult in the room to defend the true meaning of Christmas and Jesus Christ’s teachings against the marauding caravan of atheistic socialistic democRATS who wage a senseless and unending war against Christmas!!!!!!!

Police: Man threatened shooting if no ‘Merry Christmas’ for jailed brothers

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/macomb-county/2018/12/14/man-threatened-shooting-merry-christmas-jailed-brothers/2319916002/

12/19/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for workshopping a reboot of the film ‘Shane’ for a producer from Netflix!!!!!!!!!

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William Smith from our Prairie Grove NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed a 62-year-old man named Shane. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” hijacked the narrative of this story and portrayed Patriot Smith as an irresponsible, intoxicated fool who deprived another human being from living his life by recklessly handling a firearm because there is nothing these enemies of AMERICA enjoy more than destroying the life of a GOOD GUY WITH A GUN with a WITCH HUNT!!!!!!! SICK!!!!

See, we heard what REALLY happened from the other members of our Prairie Grove NSPA chapter. See, we heard some big shot Hollywood producer from Netflix came to Prairie Grove last week and offered Patriot Smith $15.7M to do a reboot of the film ‘Shane’ because Netflix is aggressively increasing their slate of new films for 2019. Well, we heard Patriot Smith, in addition to writing and directing the film, decided to play the role of the Jack Palance character and found a man named Shane to take the lead role to add a touch of realism to the production. Well, apparently Patriot Smith and the other actor were workshopping the production for the Netflix producer and Patriot Smith naturally had a couple of drinks while they were going over a scene in the saloon. Then while they were choreographing the climatic gunfight we heard Patriot Smith allegedly accidentally shot the other actor.

Now here’s the thing!!!!! We heard Patriot Smith was so nervous about this workshop production that he forgot to change out the ammunition in his gun with blanks. See, Patriot Smith had no formal filmmaking experience so it is totally understandable how a novice actor/director with $15.7M on the line would be so distracted with the overwhelming responsibility he was facing that he forgot to put blanks in the gun.

See, what really burns us here at the NSPA up is how the George Soros-funded “media” (yeah, right!) and the elevator screamers in the democRAT party lie and try make this a story about a drunk fool with a gun in his hands senselessly snuffing out the life of another human being because they have an appallingly reflexive need to always blame guns in situations like this while failing to take any substantive actions to address the real reasons situations like this happen. See, the real culprit here is Netflix and their seemingly unending supply of money to fund an impossibly expansive production schedule of films, television shows, documentaries and comedy specials that no viewer could watch in 5 lifetimes. It’s time for the government to make Netflix slow down!!!!!!!!! Then these types of accidents would never happen again!!!!!!!!!

Prairie Grove Man Faces Murder Charge In Lincoln Shooting

https://5newsonline.com/2018/12/18/person-in-serious-condition-after-shooting-in-lincoln/

12/16/2018

Good Guy With A Gun and his Good Son With A Gun arrested basically because the hateful leftists who collude with George Soros always want to diminish the role of fathers in America so Big Government can become everybody’s BIG DADDY!!!!!!!!!!

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Kurt Richardson from our Newport NSPA chapter and his 18-year-old son were arrested last week and charged with (get this) felonious use of a firearm and conspiracy to sell controlled drugs within a school zone while Patriot Richardson was also charged with reckless conduct with a deadly weapon and criminal solicitation of a minor and his son was charged with first degree assault after they allegedly shot and wounded a 17-year-old in a THC deal gone bad. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media peddled this ridiculous narrative in order to push their anti-American agenda!!!!!!! What further proof do you need that they are our #1 enemy???!!!!?????

See, we heard from the other members of our Newport NSPA chapter that Patriot Richardson and his son had actually set up a sting operation to capture the 17-year-old, who has calf muscles the size of cantaloupes from smuggling this huge bag of THC in a backpack across the Mexican border and walking all the way to New Hampshire. Well, we heard that when the underage bad hombre realized he was dealing with two REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS he tried to kill them because that’s what Mexicans try to do when they sneak into America, and that is why we must not let the democRATS prevent the BEAUTIFUL WALL from being built!!!!!!!!!!

Well, we heard from the other members of our Newport NSPA chapter that Patriot Richardson and his son allegedly shot the delinquent desperado in the chest to save their own lives and the lives of all of the Americans who would have died after buying the THC!!!!!!!!!! However, the George Soros-funded leftists who want to undermine the core principles of American democracy rushed out their fake news narrative to make Patriot Richardson look like a deplorable father who would drag his son into his illegal con artist activities and put him at risk of being in prison for years for trying to gain his horrible father’s approval, which he will never gain because his father is an impossibly selfish narcissistic sociopath!!!!!!!!

See, these leftist monsters want to destroy the role of fathers in America because once fathers are out of the way and dispatched to the FEMA camps everybody will then be completely dependent upon BIG DADDY GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House and Eric and Donald Jr. by his side to put an end to this type of leftist father/son character assassination and SAVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

Father, son arrested in connection with Newport shooting

https://www.wmur.com/article/father-son-arrested-in-connection-with-newport-shooting/25564510

12/14/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being viciously taunted and bullied by his neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!

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David Lee Vaughn from our Maryville NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) aggravated animal cruelty, reckless endangerment with a weapon and aggravated assault after he allegedly shot and injured his neighbor’s dog with a Marlin .22-caliber rifle. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” tried to portray Patriot Vaughn as a miserable, mean-spirited asshole who gets off on shooting woodpeckers and other small animals from his front porch and escalated his sick hobby to shooting his neighbor’s dog as it trotted around the neighbor’s family farm because they love nothing more than to destroy the lives of good and honest insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys, who compensate for their gnawing sense of inadequacy through the possession of firearms, in order to push their leftist, George Soros-funded anti-gun AGENDA!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Maryville NSPA chapter that the real reason behind the shooting was the incessant, vicious and inexcusably immature and undignified taunting and cyberbullying Patriot Vaughn’s neighbor subjected him to. See, we heard from the other members of our Maryville NSPA chapter that the neighbor regularly sent out tweets on her Twitter account that she thought Patriot Vaughn looks like the love child who would have been conceived as a result of W.C. Fields, Bill Murray and Bryan Cranston engaging in a homosexual threesome!!!!!!! Can anybody other than a bunch of ANGRY democRATS who hate Good Guys With A Gun blame Patriot Vaughn for allegedly shooting his neighbor’s dog in order to get her to stop her emotional assault on him????!!!!????? NO, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have the Trumps in the White House to work on bringing an end to this type of horrible bullying that exists as a malignant cancer left over from the Obama dictatorship to make sure not one more Good Guy With A Gun will have his life ruined by the hateful left!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #bebest
Maryville man accused of shooting neighbor’s dog

https://www.thedailytimes.com/news/maryville-man-accused-of-shooting-neighbor-s-dog/article_fe2e36b3-309d-5230-98cf-6d4ed7c16c5f.html

12/5/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested in a shameless power grab by Missouri democRAT party legislators who want to undermine the state’s Stand Your Ground legislation!!!!!!!!!

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Jeremiah Bair from our Washington, Missouri NSPA chapter was arrested this morning and charged with (get this) second-degree murder and armed criminal action (the “authorities” always have to make it about guns, don’t they???!!!!???) after he allegedly shot and killed his 86-year-old grandfather at the home the “victim” shared with his wife. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” tried to present Patriot Bair as a gun-toting coward who used a gun to commit an unforgivable sin because they always resort to this type of unconscionable character assassination to push their horrible, selfish agenda!!!!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Washington NSPA chapter that Patriot Bair was in a fight for his life and had no choice except to STAND HIS GROUND!!!!!!! Right on cue, we heard that the democRAT party state legislators met in closed-door sessions to instruct their willing, anti-gun puppets in the Franklin County “Sheriff’s” Department to arrest Patriot Bair in order to use this case to undermine Missouri’s STAND YOUR GROUND legislation!!!!!

Sure, the haters are making much of the “victim’s” age, but with the advances that have been made in medical treatment and technology, the age range of potential dangerous assailants has grown exponentially over the past decade!!!!!!! Furthermore, this case is really about the democRAT party on the state and federal level having an utter disregard for the rule of law and the sanctity of democracy, which allows them to feel entitled to play with legislation as if it were Play-Doh to suit their whims!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to block the democRAT party from pulling these disgusting tricks on a wide scale!!!!!!!! SHAME ON THEM FOR HATING AMERICAN DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Washington Man Charged in Shooting Death of His Grandfather

http://www.emissourian.com/local_news/county/washington-man-charged-in-shooting-death-of-his-grandfather/article_53f7e5dc-f8e1-11e8-ba19-1f70861306e1.html

12/3/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save his neighborhood from a caravan of “stray” dogs, infected with parvo virus, ringworms and fleas, sent there to kill Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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James Warren Rushing from our Belmont NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) felony animal cruelty and misdemeanor discharging a firearm within 500 feet of a residence after he allegedly shot and killed a “stray” dog which was being cared for by Patriot Rushing’s neighbors along Gaither Rd.. Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting “media” pounced on the story to initiate a WITCH HUNT against Patriot Rushing to destroy his life by spreading fake news about him being some sort of a callous, miserable, heartless, emotionally immature man-child who killed the innocent dog out of spite because the dog wouldn’t warm up to him as it did to his neighbors. The haters out there will say dogs are the wisest judges of human character so this dog instinctively knew Patriot Rushing was the only person on Gaither Rd. to avoid, and Patriot Rushing’s abominable act sadly validated its judgement. It just goes to show the globalist leftists know no depth to which they can’t sink to peddle their vile character assassinations!!!!!!!

See, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA that Patriot Rushing was actually trying to save his neighborhood from a caravan of disease infested dogs pretending to be stray in order to mask their sinister intentions. This “stray” dog, which the neighbors just happened to name Blue (which just happens by pure coincidence (yeah, right!) to be the official color of the democRAT party), played upon the neighbors’ bleeding-heart need to give out free stuff, like food and affection, to lower their guard so it would be that much easier for the caravan of his compatriots, which we heard were infected with parvo virus, ringworms and fleas, to swarm all of the homes along Gaither Rd. to kill AMERICANS!!!!!!!

Furthermore, is it just a coincidence that this occurred in Gaston County, which just happens to be the same county in which Joshua Cadle from our Bessemer City NSPA chapter was arrested for allegedly shooting and killing his neighbor’s two dogs (to prevent a similar massacre), as we reported yesterday???????????

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to connect the dots on this obvious conspiracy to reveal the truth to America before it is too late to prevent evil outside forces from destroying our democracy with the democRAT party’s shameful and unforgivable assistance!!!!!!!!

Police: Gaston man kills dog

https://www.gastongazette.com/news/20181130/police-gaston-man-kills-dog

12/2/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for Standing His Ground against the vanguard of an invasion of dangerous African immigrants seeking to wreak havoc in America!!!!!!!!!

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Joshua Cadle from our Bessemer City NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) two felony counts of animal cruelty after he allegedly shot and killed two of his neighbor’s dogs. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media began their WITCH HUNT to destroy Patriot Cadle’s life because there is nothing they enjoy more than crucifying a Good Guy With A Gun and making America vulnerable to foreign threats!!!!!!!

See, they would have you believe Patriot Cadle’s claim that he shot the dogs in self-defense after they got out of their fenced area was a blatant lie because some veterinarian, who (we heard from the other members of our Bessemer City NSPA chapter) is obviously on George Soros’ payroll, released a totally rigged dossier to say the two dogs were shot in the back, indicating they were moving away from Patriot Cadle at the time of the shooting!!!!!!! Worse yet, the obviously manipulative neighbor tried to play on the public’s emotions by claiming one of the dogs, a 1-year-old Belgium shepherd named Komba, was trained to work with children who have sensory issues and was a constant companion to his 2-year-old son (wah wah). FAKE NEWS!!!!!

See, sure enough, we here at the NSPA have to connect the dots to show what the leftist globalists are really up to here!!!!!! The giveaway here is the dog named Komba. This name is an obvious reference/homage to Komba Claudius Gbamanja, a now deceased Sierra Leonean politician from the Sierra Leone People’s Party!!!!!!!!! It is obvious that Patriot Cadle’s neighbor was colluding with globalist agitators to smuggle a caravan of dangerous agitators from Sierra Leone into Bessemer City to kill WHITE Americans!!!!!!!! So of course Patriot Cradle had no choice except to shoot the two dogs, and sure enough the totally crooked courts in Gaston County know the Obama judges in the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals will have their backs so they are plowing ahead with this plan to destroy Patriot Cadle’s life!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump, charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter, in the White House to bring JUSTICE back to the judicial system and to put an end once and for all to these types of democracy destroying WITCH HUNTS!!!!!!

Bessemer City man facing animal cruelty charges in shooting of neighbor’s two dogs

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/bessemer-city-man-facing-animal-cruelty-charges-in-shooting-of-neighbor-s-two-dogs/880368182

11/24/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the liberals in the democRAT party hate the family unit!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody has ever seen anything like this, but it’s going to end!!!!!!!!! It’s really a shame, many people say!!!!!!!!!!!

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William Pilkington from our Fort Worth NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a first-degree felony, after he allegedly shot his father. See, according to the lying, disgusting so-called “media”, Patriot Pilkington and his father got into a physical altercation at their home after spending the night drinking together at a bar, which led Patriot Pilkington to retrieve his gun and allegedly shoot his father in the leg.

Sure enough, though, George Soros and his international banker friends (if you know what I mean) in collusion with their willing henchmen and henchgirls in the democRAT party pulled their evil puppet strings in this case because they want nothing more than to gin up fear among the bigoted, simple-minded, easily-manipulated nitwits in their base by fomenting a preposterous panic that insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys with guns under the influence of alcohol are swarming into our communities to harm us!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! AS IF!!!!!!!!!!

See, what’s really going on is that the DEEP STATE totally rigged the “investigation” and arrested Patriot Pilkington to separate him from his father because they totally hate the family unit and look for any excuse to have the heavy hand of “government” interfere with the functioning of a perfectly healthy family unit. See, Patriot Pilkington and his father were simply committing the “horrible crime” of spending some quality time together by bonding over a little bit of alcohol-enhanced horseplay with a firearm so without question an arrest had to be made!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!

See, the DEEP STATE hates nothing more than the family unit because strong family units make people less dependent on BIG GOVERNMENT so they are going to do whatever it takes to undermine the stability of Patriot Pilkington’s strong family unit!!!!!! Doesn’t it seem every day they are inexplicably determined to show they can somehow become even more shameless and despicable than they were the day before???!!!!???? SAD!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these sick, hateful forces and to uphold the sanctity of the family unit!!!!!!!!!!

A Fort Worth father and son went out drinking. Their argument turned into a shooting

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article222135275.html

11/21/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was the victim of cyberbullying!!!!!!!! #bebest

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Thomas Schrader from our Oswego NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) second-degree attempted murder and first-degree assault after he allegedly shot and critically injured another driver in a so-called “road rage” incident even though many people say he was the Real Victim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See, according to the lying, disgusting so-called “media” and the Obama supporters in the Oswego “Police” department, Patriot Schrader allegedly engaged the other driver in an argument over a traffic-related dispute which escalated into a physical confrontation which culminated in Patriot Schrader allegedly shooting the other driver with a .40 caliber handgun.

Sure enough, though, this was really just another case of George Soros and the democRAT party colluding with their willfully compliant stenographers who masquerade as “journalists” and their subservient lackeys in powerful positions of “law enforcement” in order to prosecute one of their enemies, in other words, A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Oswego NSPA chapter that the other driver had been cruelly taunting and teasing Patriot Schrader online for months, leaving him no choice except to retaliate just to make the merciless cruelty end!!!!!!! See, the other members of our Oswego NSPA chapter said the other driver had been taunting Patriot Schrader relentlessly by tweeting that he looks like the offspring who would be produced if Mandy Patinkin and The Thing from The Fantastic Four engaged in homosexual sex and conceived a baby!!!!!!!! How unbelievable is it that the other driver, a grown-ass man, would engage in such impossibly immature name calling and cyberbullying????!!!!???? You would think he has never listened to Melania Trump for a moment of his miserable, irredeemable, worthless existence about the sin of cyberbullying!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have the Trumps in the White House to make sure this cyberbullying (and the emotional wreckage caused by it), which the Obamas did absolutely nothing to address, will finally once-and-for-all end in America!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oswego police ID suspect in road rage shooting; victim remains in critical condition

https://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/10/oswego_police_id_suspect_in_road_rage_shooting_victim_remains_in_critical.html

11/18/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to help a busload of school kids to be prepared for the CARAVAN’s looming murder spree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shawn Timothy Cummins from our Lafayette NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) seven counts of aggravated assault with a firearm after he allegedly pointed a firearm from his vehicle in the direction of a school bus. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” is trying to ruin this good man’s life because he is a Good Guy With A Gun even though many people say he was actually just trying to keep the students on the bus safe from some real bad hombres!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Laffayette NSPA chapter that Patriot Cummins was simply trying to provide the students on the bus some practical real-life experience to know what it feels like to have a gunman point a gun at them so they won’t freeze up when all of the dangerous rapists and murderers in the CARAVAN (who are mere moments away from overwhelming our borders) confront them on their school buses and in their schools!!!!!

Sure enough, though, George Soros and all of the public school teachers unions want to push their liberal, globalist agenda and indoctrinate the students held captive in their classrooms with the propaganda that insecure, small-penised, WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICAN guys with a gun pose a threat to them. How reprehensible and irresponsible is it that these soulless monsters would debase themselves to demonize a harmless minority based on their skin color, nationality and religion in order to push their despicable agenda!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to stand up as a proud nationalist to protect the rights and dignity of insecure, small-penised, WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICAN guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lafayette man arrested, accused of pointing gun at school bus

https://katc.com/news/around-acadiana/lafayette-parish/2018/11/09/lafayette-man-arrested-accused-of-pointing-gun-at-school-bus/

11/14/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the absolute total failure of Obamacare, nobody has ever seen anything this awful before (many people say), has not only completely destroyed America’s medical care system, but it has also completely destroyed America’s veterinary care system!!!!!!!!!!!

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Harley Mobley from our Slater NSPA chapter was recently arrested and charged with (get this) animal abuse, a class E felony, after he allegedly shot his female pit bull in the face, because, as he tried to reasonably explain to the so-called authorities (good luck with that!!!!), he thought she had rabies, and he “didn’t have no time for the vet that morning.”

Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” has conducted a shameless WITCH HUNT against Patriot Mobley to unfairly portray him as an impossibly stupid psychopath who shouldn’t even be allowed to possess a squirt gun because they have a hateful agenda (funded by George Soros) to crucify every single Good Guy With A Gun in America!!!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Slater NSPA chapter that Patriot Mobley had no choice except to shoot his dog in the face because he wasn’t able to bring her to the local veterinarian because the American carnage created by the devastating failure of Obamacare has even managed to destabilize and decimate the veterinary care system in America in addition to causing the horrific collapse of the American medical care system, just like we had warned you it would!!!!!!!!

See, Patriot Mobley couldn’t bring his dog to the veterinarian because he would have had to wait days for his dog to get an appointment to see the veterinarian because of the chaos created by Obamacare, and since he didn’t want her to suffer he was forced to shoot her to put her out of her misery all because of Obamacare.

Well, Patriot Mobley didn’t manage to put her out of her misery so the liberal hate mob in Slater pounced on the dog and callously rushed her to a so-called “pet rescue” facility to prolong her suffering by keeping her alive just so they could selfishly use her as a prop to try to make Patriot Mobley look like the bad guy and to distract their willfully ignorant and gullible base from the real culprit here – OBAMACARE!!!!!!! Worse yet, they have put the dog in a foster home because we all know liberals hate the family unit and will even go so far as to separate dogs from their owners and lock them in cages because they have absolutely no souls, hearts or consciences!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to get rid of Obamacare and deliver beautiful, less expensive health care for everybody and return sanity to the veterinary care system!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man shoots dog in the face, says he ‘didn’t have no time for the vet’

https://www.kwch.com/content/news/Man-shoots-dog-in-the-face-says-he-didnt-have-no-time-for-the-vet-498708201.html

11/12/2018

Once again, we have a horrible tragedy that simply gets accepted as an unavoidable commonplace incident because our spineless, soulless, gutless “politicians” fail to stand up to the Tupperware container lobby!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

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John Murillo from our Avondale NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, one count of disorderly conduct and one count of unlawful discharge of a firearm after he allegedly shot and injured his brother in an argument over a Tupperware container!!!!!!!

How many more times do we need to read yet another story of a Good Guy With A Gun having his life ruined (it’s so disgraceful) for basically just trying to protect himself during an out of control argument instigated by a Tupperware container while the worthless democRAT party so-called “politicians” perpetually refuse to acknowledge the obvious Tupperware container link in all of these senseless tragedies because they live in terminal fear of the big-money Tupperware container lobbyists and will never take the most basic, common sense steps to prevent another of these Tupperware container tragedies from occurring again????!!!!!????? SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we now have Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide the moral authority and leadership to put a lid on this sinfully negligent and cowardly inaction that has polluted the Washington, D.C. swamp for generations!!!!!!!!

Man Shoots Brother in Fight Over Tupperware

https://nypost.com/2018/11/06/man-shoots-brother-in-fight-over-tupperware/

11/10/2018

National Small Penis Association member victimized by racist voter suppression tactics in Mississippi!!!!!!!!! Can you believe the sad legacy of disenfranchising insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys in MISSISSIPPI is still alive in 2018????!!!!!????? SAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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Clayton Hickey from our Olive Branch NSPA chapter was fired from his job with Regional One Health after an army of liberal trolls drummed up an online outburst of fake outrage over Patriot Hickey’s celebration of his cultural heritage while he was casting his vote for good Christian Republicans to help President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) protect America from the disease and terrorist-infested CARAVAN swarming toward our border with the assistance of the democRAT party!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Olive Branch NSPA chapter that Patriot Hickey wore his MISSISSIPPI JUSTICE shirt to the polling place as a way to commemorate the suffering and struggle endured by generations of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys in Mississippi who risked their lives just to cast a vote and to pave the way for the current generation of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys to be able to cast a vote without threat from institutional racism and intimidation!!!!!!!

Sure enough, though, the hateful liberals in Mississippi are incapable of letting go of the past and insist upon delivering disgraceful incantations to summon the ghosts of anti-Confederacy racism from (what we thought was) Mississippi’s past!!!!!!!! Sure enough, the online lynch mob was bound and determined to take out Patriot Hickey as a way to send a chilling message to other insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys that they are risking their lives by simply exercising their constitutional right to vote while displaying their cultural pride.

It is heartbreaking that this type of persecution is still taking place in Mississippi in 2018, but we can thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to fight for Confederate pride and the basic human dignity that should be afforded to every insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hospital fires employee who wore Confederate flag shirt to Mississippi poll

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-hospital-fires-employee-racist-shirt-vote-20181109-story.html

11/8/2018

“Your Second Amendment rights are under siege, but they will never, ever be under siege as long as I’m your president.” Donald J. Trump, May 4, 2018

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11/5/2018

Don’t worry!!!! We’ve got this!!!!! The National Small Penis Association is deploying to the border!!!!!!!!!

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The National Small Penis Association is proud to heed the call from President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) to save America from the impending invasion of the teeming hordes of ISIS terrorists, Mexican banditos, unknown Middle Easterners, Black Lives Matter activists, Norwegian hackers, George Soros-funded elevator screamers, the cast of ‘Room 222’, small pox-infected performance artists and the reanimated corpse of Saul Alinsky who are in the CARAVAN by deploying to the border with our insecure, small-penised, WHITE BROTHERS in the Minutemen to stand America’s ground against this scourge!!!!!!!!! We will keep you posted on our progress!!!!!!!!!!!!

Armed Militia Groups Head To The Border, Sparking Military Concerns

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/american-militias-head-to-the-border-sparking-military-concerns_us_5bdfae33e4b04367a87ddc1f

11/3/2018

“We can’t waste precious time debating legislation that won’t work.” Wayne LaPierre 12/21/2012

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Gunman who killed 2 at Florida yoga studio had history of harassing young women

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/gunman-who-killed-2-florida-yoga-studio-had-history-harassing-n930936

10/31/2018

Disgusting fake news “media” crucifies National Small Penis Association member to foment fear among the democrat party’s bigoted, hateful and gullible base and to divert attention from America’s greatest threat – THE CARAVAN!!!!!!!!!!

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Gregory A. Bush from our Louisville NSPA chapter was indicted today by a grand jury on (get this) two counts of murder, one count of criminal attempted murder and two counts of first-degree wanton endangerment over some “Gun” stuff that oh-so-conveniently just happened to get a lot of attention in the George Soros-controlled so-called “media” right on time to stop the momentum Donald J. Trump was generating for the Republican Party in the run up to the midterm elections!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

Sure enough, it’s evident to the NSPA’s executive board that this is nothing more than an obvious shameless ploy by the democrat party and the fake news “media” they collude with daily to get their cowardly, proudly ignorant and racist followers to buy in to the false narrative that some sinister insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun is going to hurt them because this diverts their limited attention from the looming slaughter that awaits us all at the hands of the marauding and evil members of the CARAVAN swarming toward our border!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to be a voice of foresight, sense and reason to clap back at the fake news fraudsters and to stand his ground on behalf of America against the CARAVAN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suspect in grocery store shooting indicted on murder charges

https://www.newsandtribune.com/cnhi_network/suspect-in-grocery-store-shooting-indicted-on-murder-charges/article_fdac353d-70a1-5a62-aac8-bf6954e1a3f3.html

10/27/2018

The presence of a firearm makes us all safer.” Wayne LaPierre, 2/10/2011

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10/25/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep his girlfriend and unborn baby safe from unknown Middle Easterners and ISIS!!!!!!!!

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Raymond Allen Strange from our Harker Heights NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday night by the so-called Harker Heights “Police” and was charged with (get this) suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a gun at his girlfriend’s head, placed it against the skin between her eyes and threatened to shoot her because the baby shower being held for her in their home ran longer than originally planned.

Here we go again. This is just another example of the fake news media destroying this country by spreading inflammatory, hateful lies against insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys in order to rile up their gullible, bigoted base to sucker them into voting against their self-interest to support the democrat party’s selfish, short-sighted and amoral agenda!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Harker Heights NSPA chapter that Patriot Strange was simply trying to coach his girlfriend on how to keep herself and their unborn child safe in case he isn’t around to protect them. See, Harker Heights is in Texas, which is directly in the path of the caravan of crime careening toward the border from all those shithole countries below Mexico!!!!!! We heard from many, many people that there are unknown Middle Easterners and ISIS members sneaking in with the caravan because they are planning on raping and killing countless Americans once they cross the border, which has been left unguarded because the democrat party is obsessed with denying President Donald J. Trump the short-term loan he needs to pay for the wall along the border until Mexico pays for it!!!!!!

See, we heard Patriot Strange had simply been demonstrating to his girlfriend what to do in case an unknown Middle Easterner or an ISIS member breaks into their house when he isn’t around to protect them. Sure enough, though, the fake news media and the unhinged liberal hate mobs hijacked the narrative of this story, because they can’t acknowledge the need to use a gun in a situation like this, and they have gaslighted their profoundly ignorant base into believing that Patriot Strange posed a threat to his girlfriend and their unborn baby!!!!!!!!!! See, this is a tactic taken directly from the Saul Alinsky playbook – destroy your enemy by turning his strength into a liability!!!!!!! SHAME!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to protect us from the caravan and to put an end to the lies and divisiveness the hateful democrat party has been pushing for the past two years to try to achieve their goal of destroying America!!!!!!!

When girlfriend’s baby shower ran late, baby’s dad pointed a gun at her, Texas cops say

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article220482570.html

10/22/2018

Good Guy With A Gun assaulted by an unhinged female parking lot screamer, but he’s the one who got arrested!!!!!!!!!! WHEN WILL IT END????!!!!!!?????

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Robert Kingston from our Kenner NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a firearm after he allegedly pulled a gun on a woman driver and shouted, “I’m going to blow your fucking brains out.” Sure enough, the fake news media that presumed Patriot Kingston to be guilty until proven innocent rigged the coverage of this story by leaving out the most salient facts because they are taking their marching orders from George Soros with the prime directive to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys and to put their families through a LIVING HELL!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!!!

See, according the lie merchants at nola.com, Patriot Kingtson instigated the situation by driving aggressively toward the woman driver in a parking lot and then pointing his gun at her while screaming obscenities until she ran away from her car to a nearby store for help. Boy, do these women always know how to play the victim card, or what, and people still fall for it????!!!!????

Sure enough, right on cue, the “authorities” arrived and conducted a so-called “investigation”, which (surprise, surprise…..NOT!!!!!!) led to Patriot Kingston’s arrest, even though he very, very strongly denied ever pulling his gun on her. Yeah, the woman driver’s description of the weapon matched the handgun found in Patriot Kingston’s home, but we know the “authorities” regularly collude with doe-eyed but ruthless and hysterical female activists who portray themselves as perpetual victims to plant evidence on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys, like Patriot Kingston, in order to destroy their lives with false accusations!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Kenner NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that this angry female parking lot screamer, who was still bitter about Brett Kavanaugh getting on the Supreme Court and Hillary Clinton losing the election 2 years ago, threatened Patriot Kingston’s safety with her dangerous woman-driving antics and then jumped out of her car and started screaming at him like a maniac in the parking lot so he had no choice except to stand his ground by pulling out his gun to protect himself because, as we all know, it is open season on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up against these types of unfounded accusations that play upon the baseless fears of the most gullible, ignorant and easily manipulated buffoons who represent the democrat party’s base!!!!!!!

Kenner man pointed gun, threatened woman in road rage clash: police

https://www.nola.com/crime/2018/10/kenner-man-pointed-gun-threatened-woman-in-road-rage-clash-police.html

10/21/2018

Good Guy With A Gun charged with second-degree murder even though we heard from many people that the so-called “victim” actually died accidentally in a fist fight!!!!!!!

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Michael Dunn from our Lakeland NSPA chapter was hauled into the totally rigged 10th Judicial Circuit Court on Friday and charged with (get this) second-degree murder for allegedly shooting and killing a 50-year-old man for allegedly trying to shoplift a hatchet from the Army-Navy surplus store he co-owns.

Sure enough, the fake news “media” and the angry democrat mobs have tried to claim store surveillance video clearly shows the so-called “victim” posed no threat to Patriot Dunn and documents a cold-blooded murder with a gun. However, we have heard from many, many people that the so-called “victim” actually died accidentally in a fist fight. On top of that, Patriot Dunn very strongly denied he intentionally killed the so-called “victim”, who had a Mexican sounding name, by the way.

Sure enough, if you ask us here at the National Small Penis Association, this is just another case of the angry democrat party mobs and the totally rigged so-called “judicial” system trying to destroy the life of an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy and to put his family through HELL just before the midterm elections because they want to get their gullible, dull-witted, self-pitying, racist base all riled up to go out and vote for their shameless, soulless, gutless and spineless candidates!!!!!! SAD!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up against these types of totally bogus “investigations” and sham charges because he is a champion of THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

City Commissioner in Florida Is Charged With Murder in Shooting at His Store

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/20/us/michael-dunn-lakeland-commissioner-shooting.html

10/17/2018

Good Guy With A Gun And A Bow And Arrow crucified basically because the angry democrat party hate mob wants to undermine the sanctity of REAL marriages!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

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Blake Fischer from our Boise NSPA chapter was the latest victim (here we go again!!!!) of the angry democrat party hate mob of elevator screamers who are bound and determined to destroy the life of every insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy in America after he was forced to resign from his position as a commissioner with the Idaho Fish and Game Commission just because he posted a few pictures of his vacation with his wife to Namibia, which we heard is a shithole country so any American who goes there should actually be hailed as a savior!!!!!!

See, Patriot Fischer brought his wife to Namibia so they could strengthen their REAL marriage by bonding over hunting savage beasts. Patriot Fischer’s wife wanted to ‘get a feel’ of Africa on her fist day there, so Patriot Fischer valiantly killed a whole family of baboons to get her acclimated. She took to the killing real quickly, and by the end of the trip the two of them had killed 14 savage beasts!!!!!! #marriagegoals

Well, sure enough, as soon as they posted heartwarming pictures of their marriage bonding time in Namibia, the angry democrat party hate mob of elevator screamers had a Pavlovian monstrous response to the images of a man and a woman in a happy REAL marriage and viciously attacked them online because they seemingly dedicate every waking moment of their miserable lives to undermining the right of a MAN and a WOMAN to share their lives in marriage happily!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!

Sadly, Idaho’s cowardly so-called “governor” (a Republican In Name Only, if there ever was one) caved to the mob hysteria and forced Patriot Fischer to resign. SHAME!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump (from our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to defend the sanctity of REAL MARRIAGE and the joy of killing savage beasts!!!!!!!!!!

Idaho Fish and Game Commissioner Resigns Amid Criticism Over African Hunting Photos

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/15/us/idaho-fish-game-hunting-africa.html

10/16/2018

Good Grief!!!!!! Good Guy With A Gun convicted of murder even though he very,very strongly denied he killed his wife!!!!!!!! Here we go again!!!!!!!!!!

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Christopher Leclair from our Albion NSPA chapter was convicted Friday of (get this) first-degree murder, abuse of a corpse, evidence-tampering and false reports for allegedly killing his wife with a gunshot blast to the head and dumping her body in Lake Erie from their boat after his girlfriend had given him an ultimatum to choose between her and her wife.

Even though Patriot Leclair very, very strongly denied he killed his wife, the angry mob jury made up of a lot of unhinged democrat party operatives rushed to a judgement after deliberating for just one hour and 40 minutes and assaulted Patriot Leclair with all of these obviously rigged convictions. See, they had determined he was guilty from the get-go because, thanks to all of the hysterical elevator screamers who have assaulted our Republican legislators and have treated the concept of due process so horribly over the past few weeks, any insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy in America is now automatically determined to be guilty until proven innocent because this is what America has been reduced to thanks to the democrat party wrecking crew in Washington that appears to be obsessed with destroying the foundational ethos of American justice and greatness!!!!! This is a scary time for all insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!! SAD!!!!! WE MUST BE STRONG!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up for American justice and greatness and to put an end to these totally rigged witch hunts!!!!!!!!!

Man convicted in death of wife found in Lake Erie

https://www.yorkdispatch.com/story/news/local/pennsylvania/2018/10/14/man-convicted-death-wife-found-lake-erie/38154609/

10/14/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply liking beer, which is now, according to the angry democrat party mob, a capital offense that automatically makes an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guilty of any fake accusation made against him!!!!!!! Whatever happened to due process???!!!??? SAD!!!!!!

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David Stephen Pickel from our Lyman NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with (get this) involuntary manslaughter and criminally negligent use of a firearm after he allegedly shot and killed his wife. Isn’t it scary how an NSPA member’s life can be destroyed by any accusation made against him by anybody with an axe to grind or by a so-called “police” department that “investigated” the “crime” and collected forensic “evidence” and referenced a coroner’s “report” – WHAT A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!

See, according to the arrest “warrants”, Patriot Pickel was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the shooting. Well, here we go again!!!!!!!!! Just because an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy likes beer, the enraged democrat party lynch mob immediately presumes he is guilty and won’t have their hate satiated until his life is completely destroyed!!!!!!! Look, it’s a scary time for us here in the NSPA because there are plenty of bad senoritas out there who can destroy our lives by making up any charge against us!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to these scary times for insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys by standing up to the hysterical women and elevator screamers who, just like Eve and Pandora, want nothing more than to inflict perpetual woe and suffering on us!!!!

Warrants: Lyman man charged in shooting death of wife

https://www.goupstate.com/news/20181012/warrants-lyman-man-charged-in-shooting-death-of-wife

10/10/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested because his wife claimed he pointed a gun at her head even though (get this) she couldn’t tell the “authorities” exactly what time it was on the US Naval Observatory Master Clock when this so-called “assault” took place!!!!!! HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Michael John Mikalik from our Cumberland Township NSPA chapter was arrested Monday night and charged with (get this) two counts of aggravated assault, making a terroristic threat, reckless endangerment and harassment after he allegedly pointed a gun in his wife’s face after they were involved in an argument on their front porch.

So, (get this) Patriot Mikalik’s wife called the so-called “police”, who treated Patriot Mikalik so horribly and immediately took his wife’s side of the story because they evidently don’t believe in due process any longer and presumed he was guilty from the get-go in order to appease the angry democrat mob that doesn’t care about truth and justice!!!!!!

Sure enough, there were all kinds of glaring gaps in her story, but Heaven forbid that anybody actually point this out!!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our Cumberland Township NSPA chapter that Patriot Mikalik’s wife couldn’t even tell the “authorities” what time it was on the US Naval Observatory Master Clock when this so-called “assault” took place. See, insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys can be accused of anything at anytime no matter how weak the accusation is because of the evil forces that have been unleashed lately by the craven and amoral democrat party!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump (from our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to fight back against this shameless ploy by the democrat party to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys just to rile up their willfully ignorant and easily manipulated base!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!!

Cumberland man arrested after allegedly pointing gun at wife

https://observer-reporter.com/news/localnews/cumberland-man-arrested-after-allegedly-pointing-gun-at-wife/article_1b50f846-cbcc-11e8-b186-6b3bf79b7974.html

10/8/2018

Good Guy With A Gun forced to face a totally rigged trial basically for simply trying to make sure he would be able to defend himself now that it is open season (thanks to the democrat party wrecking crew that tried to crucify Brett Kavanaugh!!!!) on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys, and any one of us could be accused of anything and assaulted by a bunch of hysterical elevator screamers!!!!!!

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Bruce Boone Wann from our Flathead NSPA chapter was hauled into court by his “government” captors last week to face (get this) nine totally fake “federal” charges for distribution of explosives and illegal possession of firearms after he was arrested for allegedly trying to distribute dynamite and “improvised grenades”and for simply being in possession of a short-barrel rifle, a stolen shotgun, two silencers and a .45-caliber machine gun, which all could get him sent to prison for more than 30 years in federal prison!!!!! WHAT A HOAX!!!!!

Look, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that Patriot Wann had no choice except to arm himself appropriately to protect himself from the angry mob of hysterical women ginned up by the democrat party with a manipulative message of perpetual victimization that has shockingly enabled them to feel entitled to assault Republican Patriots in elevators and face absolutely no consequences or accountability for their actions!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to the angry democrat party’s shameless ploy to stoke primal feelings of hate and rage in their gullible base!!!!!!!!!

Flathead man charged with distributing explosives, possessing illegal machine gun parts, guns

https://missoulian.com/news/crime/flathead-man-charged-with-distributing-explosives-possessing-illegal-machine-gun/article_8832e166-3b60-5259-abf6-3056536d311b.html

10/2/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for using a harmless figure of speech because it is open season on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys in America now that George Soros and the democrat party are obsessed with destroying the lives of every insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy in America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jonathan Garrett Linner from our Grafton NSPA chapter was arrested this past Thursday during an obviously illegal traffic stop and charged with (get this) terrorizing after he allegedly grabbed some woman (probably a busybody, blabbermouth! – you know the type!) while he just happened to be holding a gun (he probably had just finished doing a firearm safety inspection) and simply allegedly said, “If you call the Sheriff’s Department, I can blow your head off even before they get here,” according to totally rigged, so-called court documents.
 
Sure enough, when the so-called “authorities” hunted him down as if he were some sort of common criminal and arrested him during the traffic stop two whole days after the alleged incident, they immediately confiscated the multiple firearms in plain view inside Patriot Linner’s vehicle because not only do George Soros and the Clinton crime family want to frame every insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy in America as some sort of serial assaulter of women, but they also want to confiscate their guns!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Look, who hasn’t grabbed a woman by the hair, pointed a gun at her and dropped the figure of speech, “If you call the Sheriff’s Department, I can blow your head off even before they get here.”??????!!!!!!????? Look, it’s a sad day in America if we can allow the democrat party and their international banker overlords to lock up every insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy who has ever done this in order to shatter their lives, just to appease their cry baby base that wallows in a sense of perpetual victimization fed to them by the putrid propaganda pornographers who shamelessly portray themselves as operators a cable “news” channel in order to push the democrat party’s hateful agenda!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up for the real victims in America, INSECURE, SMALL-PENISED WHITE GUYS, to put an end to these WITCH HUNTS and fake news hit jobs once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Grafton man allegedly told woman ‘I can blow your head off’

9/27/2018

Lindsey “The Fist” Graham strikes again to save the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lindsey “The Fist” Graham from our Seneca NSPA chapter delivered the knock out punch against the forces of evil today at the national disgrace foisted upon us by the democrat party. After hours of listening to the ramblings of an obviously mixed-up woman and the democrat party’s vicious attacks against Brett Kavanaugh (from our Washington, D.C. NSPA chapter), Patriot Graham stood his ground for TRUTH and JUSTICE by calling out the hypocrisy and ghastly soulless political gamesmanship that the democrat party shamelessly rolls out time and again because they know their willfully ignorant, self-pitying, easily manipulated base will never hold them accountable!!!!!!!!!

Patriot Graham is all about honesty and transparency and wasn’t going to allow the angry democrat party assassins who occupy seats on the Senate Judiciary Committee to paint Patriot Kavanaugh as some sort of emotionally unstable, entitled, boorish pig with an alcohol problem who is capable of sexually assaulting women because it was obvious to everybody watching today that he is a totally temperate choir boy!!!!!! See, to Patriot Graham, who is the living embodiment of the phrase ‘to thine own self be true’ because he so totally values living an honest and transparent life because he is such a good Christian, there is nothing more offensive than the accusation that a proud Republican Christian would be capable of living a sham beard existence to hide a secret life!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that Patriot Graham is on our side and lived up to his nickname by jamming those angry democrat party thugs with his fist today. When Patriot Graham first joined the NSPA, all of his friends referred to him as ‘The Fist’ and none of us here at the NSPA knew why. When we asked, all of his friends would roll their eyes and laugh. Then we realized he is obviously called ‘The Fist’ because he has a firm fist that he uses to strike for TRUTH and JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sen. Lindsey Graham Goes Off On Democrats In Bizarre Defense Of Brett Kavanaugh

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sen-lindsey-graham-goes-off-on-democrats-in-bizarre-defense-of-brett-kavanaugh_us_5bad4416e4b0b4d308d142f4

9/23/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the overly-rhythmic, degenerate music by Bruno Mars has the power to cloud men’s minds, which is exactly what the communistic socialist liberals who control the music industry want because it will make it all the easier for George Soros and his UN minions to implement Agenda 21 to usher in a One World Government!!!!!!! Why else to you think you never hear the Oak Ridge Boys on the radio anymore????!!!!????

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Roger Washburn from our Greenwood NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) battery after he allegedly pistol whipped his friend and accidentally discharged his gun after the two of them engaged in an argument over a Bruno Mars song. Sure enough, though, this case is just another example of how the communistic socialists who control the so-called fake “entertainment” industry want nothing more than to enslave us and subject us to the lash of One World Governments Overlords!!!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started late Friday night when Patriot Washburn and his friend of 50 years got into an argument over who was the artist of a song they were listening to. Patriot Washburn’s friend insisted it was by Bruno Mars, and Patriot Washburn insisted it wasn’t. Well, when the showboating, know-it-all friend showed him proof it was a Bruno Mars song, Patriot Washburn understandably got rubbed the wrong way and allegedly pistol whipped his so-called “friend” in the face, and the gun accidentally discharged.

Well, sure enough, the so-called “authorities” eventually showed up, and they didn’t waste a moment before arresting Patriot Washburn and confiscating his .38 revolver!!!!!! See, like we’ve always warned you, it always comes down to gun confiscation!!!!!!

See, the real story here isn’t being reported by the lying, disgusting “media”, who are the very worst people in the world!!!!!!! See, that overly-rhythmic and tribal-sounding music by Bruno Mars is obviously designed by the music industry executives (and you know exactly who I mean) to cloud men’s minds so they can peddle the hateful democrat party’s communistic socialist UN Agenda 21 in order to destroy the U.S. Constitution and usher in a One World Government presided over by George Soros!!!!! TIME TO BE STRONG!!!!!

Patriot Washburn obviously came under the narcotic-like haze of Bruno Mars’ music, and this is what obviously caused him to allegedly commit the pistol whipping and have his gun accidentally discharge. Sure enough, though, Patriot Washburn is the one being treated like a criminal while those who caused this to happen walk away scot-free because the shameless hypocrites in the democrat party only care about protecting their own and making sure their “boys” never face accountability for their actions!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure this Old Boys network is finally shut down!!!!!!!!!!

Police: Greenwood man pulls gun, pistol whips longtime friend over Bruno Mars song

https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2018/09/23/argument-over-bruno-mars-song-ends-man-pistol-whipping-his-friend/1404344002/

9/19/2018

Good Guy With a 3-D-Printed Gun hounded by angry democrat party WITCH HUNT basically for trying to save a young woman from a Hillary Clinton-operated child sex ring housed in the basement of a churros shop!!!!!!!!

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Cody Wilson from our Austin NSPA chapter and the founder of Defense Distributed, the world’s first manufacturer of 3-D-printed guns, is on the run for his life tonight because an angry democrat party WITCH HUNT has peddled fake news to the so-called Austin “Police” Department and the totally rigged District (Kangaroo) “Court” in Travis County, which both totally bought the nonsense and have accused Patriot Wilson of sexually assaulting a 16-year-old girl in an Austin hotel on August 15!!!!!!! Thankfully, Patriot Wilson has found safe harbor in Taipei, Taiwan to escape the reach of the WITCH HUNT, but it is only a matter of time until George Soros and his ONE WORLD minions ensnare Patriot Wilson in their evil trap!!!!!

See, if you believe the lying, disgusting so-called “media”, you believe the 30-year-old Patriot Wilson met a 16-year-old girl through SugarDaddyMeet.com and sexually assaulted her at the Archer hotel and then paid her $500 before dropping her off at a Whataburger parking lot. (Do these democrat party thugs ever for one moment have a twinge of guilt for the daily overtime production of lies and soulless swill that they dump into the public forum???!!!!???? NOOOOO because they are democRATS!!!!!!!!!!)

See, we heard from the other members of our Austin NSPA chapter that Patriot Wilson was actually trying to save the young woman from being abducted and enslaved by Hillary Clinton’s child sex ring operated in the basement of an Austin churros shop!!!!! See, he went onto that website to engage with vulnerable girls before they were lured into the hideous grasp of the democrat party sex traffickers!!!!! We heard he simply met her at the Archer hotel to provide her a teachable moment about how easy it is to be tricked and victimized by those with evil intentions and cautioned her to go nowhere near that churros shop!!!!!!! As for dropping her off at the Whataburger and giving her $500, we heard he had simply given her the money to buy dinner for all of the ICE agents in Austin to thank them for protecting us from bad hombres who try to sneak into America to rape and assault American women!!!!!

Now, we’re not sure why she seems to be going along with the fake news being peddled by the “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media”!!!!! SAD!!!! Look, quite frankly we think she’s mixed up. Also, this happened more than a month ago, and we think she’s simply not remembering this correctly!!!!! Sure enough, though, the “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media” want to push through this WITCH HUNT immediately just so they can protect Hillary Clinton and not hold her accountable for her actions!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to appoint good CHRISTIAN judges who will put an end to this kind of amoral, dishonest, democracy-destroying partisan gamesmanship the democrat party always plays when it comes to matters of TRUTH and JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!

DIY GUN ACTIVIST CODY WILSON ACCUSED OF CHILD SEXUAL ASSAULT

https://www.wired.com/story/cody-wilson-accused-child-sexual-assault/

9/16/2018

National Small Penis Association member victimized by a WITCH HUNT basically for trying to keep the good people of Tallahassee safe from a joint-venture terrorist attack by ISIS and MS-13 and Black Lives Matter uncovered by joint-venture investigative journalism by the NSPA and Infowars!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The so-called Tallahassee “Police” Department, obviously filled with a bunch of angry democrats who are still angry that Hillary lost the election 2 years ago (some people just can’t let go!!!!!!), publicly announced yesterday that they are conducting a WITCH HUNT against Donald Crandall, Jr., from our Tallahassee NSPA chapter, and have issued an arrest warrant for him basically because he was trying to save AMERICAN lives by acting on intelligence provided to him by a joint-investigation conducted by the NSPA and our brothers-in-arms-and-small-penises at Infowars which has unearthed a diabolical plot hatched by ISIS and MS-13 and Black Lives Matter to weaponize elevators all across America!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sure enough, though, the fake news on this case peddled by the George Soros-controlled propaganda merchants in the lying, disgusting lamestream media have hijacked the narrative of this story and have callously portrayed Patriot Crandall as a racist baby-man WHITE guy who pathetically tries to hide his raging insecurities and emotional immaturity behind transparently infantile displays of faux-machismo and by pulling a gun on a group of black college students during a confrontation when he tried to stop them from entering a student housing complex!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
 
Worse yet, the fake news story went viral on social media when one of the so-called “students” posted a video of the confrontation on Twitter. Isn’t it pathetic how the evil forces of the socialist left and the democrat party use Twitter and Facebook to spread their LIES and HATE to their simple-minded, easily manipulated base, who will accept any “information”, no matter how ridiculous, as long as it reinforces their own prejudices and allows them to blame others for their disappointment with how their lives have turned out???!!!!!?????? SAD!!!!!!!
 
See, here’s what really happened. We here at the NSPA had cracked a story in conjunction with Infowars about a terrorist plot code-named “Project Willy Wonka”, hatched by ISIS and MS-13 and Black Lives Matter and funded by a cabal of international bankers (if you know what I mean) headed by George Soros!!!!! The plan was to have terrorist sleeper cells weaponize elevators all across America by rigging their wiring to make them rapidly accelerate and shoot out through the roofs of their buildings, just like Willy Wonka did with his glass elevator at the end of ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!
 
Now, if you watch the video of the confrontation, Patriot Crandall is clearly trying to prevent the young black men from boarding the elevator because he obviously must have determined they were undercover Black Lives Matter activists from a sleeper cell, and they were obviously probably planning on enacting “Project Willy Wonka” on that elevator!!!!!!!!
 
Thankfully, Patriot Crandall brandished his gun in time to prevent them from fulfilling their horrific prime directive. However, instead of being hailed as a HERO for saving countless lives in Tallahassee, Patriot Crandall is now running for his life to evade the all-points bulletin WITCH HUNT being conducted by the “authorities” who are bound and determined to undermine America at the behest of their evil foreign masters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to always put America’s interests first and to shut down those foreign enemies who want to see America’s greatness diminished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE STRONG!!!!!!!!!
 
Arrest warrant issued for white man who pulled gun on black students in viral video

9/12/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the angry, hateful democrat party has spent years fomenting irrational bigotry among their gullible and easily manipulated base against border walls!!!!!!!!
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Christopher Krauzer from our South Toledo NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged today with (get this) aggravated murder and murder after he allegedly shot and killed his 75-year-old neighbor during a dispute over a property line!!!!! Sure enough, this is just another case of the lying, disgusting fake news “media” distorting the facts of a story in order to push their failed liberal agenda and to destroy the life of a Guy With A Gun just so they can confiscate his gun and lock him up in jail just so he won’t be able to vote in November for Jim Renacci, the National Small Penis Association’s officially endorsed candidate for the Ohio Senate seat!!!!!!!! Yeah, gun confiscation and voter suppression, that’s the Ohio democrat party for you!!!!!!!!
 
See, if you listen to the lie merchants who masquerade as “journalists” at the totally failing Toledo Blade, you actually believe that Patriot Krauzer had been engaged in a long-running feud with his elderly neighbor over the location of the dividing line between their properties and shot and killed the neighbor in a fit of impulsive, baby-man rage when his neighbor began harassing him while he was simply trying to put a sensible, beautiful border fence between their properties!!!!!!! Yeah, lies and character assassination, that’s the totally failing Toledo Blade for you!!!!!!!!
 
See, we heard from the other members of our South Toledo NSPA chapter about what actually happened. See, we heard that Patriot Krauzer was simply trying to erect a border fence to protect himself from an obviously dangerous 75-year-old neighbor, who had obviously fallen for the unhinged democrat party’s irresponsibly dangerous demagogic rhetoric against border walls and fences and had stormed across the border between their properties to harm him. So, obviously, Patriot Krauzer had no choice except to STAND HIS GROUND and take the appropriate, measured actions to protect himself!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure we can construct beautiful Christian border walls and border fences to keep us safe from MS-13 and blood-lusting neighbors who lack impulse control and a conscience!!!!!!!!! BE STRONG!!!!!!
 
Prosecutor: South Toledo man shot neighbor over property line dispute

9/8/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the constant, subversive agitation fomented by the socialist terrorists from Fight For $15!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ira J. Storms from our New Castle NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) intimidation, pointing a firearm, criminal recklessness, disorderly conduct and criminal mischief after he allegedly pointed a handgun and threatened to kill two women during a so-called “dispute” in the drive-thru lane at the local McDonald’s!!!!!! Sure enough, though, this is yet another example of the lying, disgusting “media”, the very worst people (many people say), injecting their poisoned propaganda into the public forum in order to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun and to promote George Soros’ agenda to destroy America from within!!!!!!!
 
See, if you believe the mob of angry democrat truth-slayers at the Muncie Star Press, you believe Patriot Storms became enraged with the women in the car ahead of him in the McDonald’s drive-thru, leading him to scream at them to pull up further and to drive into the back of their car, which also contained a 5-year-old boy. Then you also believe Patriot Storms produced a handgun and screamed that “he would kill them”!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Patriot Storms tried to explain to the so-called “authorities” dispatched to the McDonald’s that the inept woman driver ahead of him caused the collision because of her poor driving skills and that his loaded semi-automatic handgun had simply fallen out of his SUV when he got out of it to check the damage to the front of his SUV caused by the ditzy woman driver in front of him. However, Patriot Storms never had a chance because this was a totally rigged WITCH HUNT so right on cue the so-called “authorities” arrested him and confiscated his gun!!!!!!!
 
See, we heard from the other members of our New Castle NSPA chapter that the real culprits here are the George Soros-funded socialist terrorists from the Fight For $15 gang who go around filling the heads of gullible fools (who show again and again they will believe any obvious falsehood fed to them by the unhinged tyrant who leads their fact-free movement as long as it feeds into their sense of aggrievement and self-pity over how their lives have turned out) that they are somehow owed a livable wage because if it isn’t Uncle Sam they want free stuff from, now they want it from their employers!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
 
See, we figure the McDonald’s employees who were “working” the drive-thru window were probably shirking their job duties by staring at their phones to retweet tweets from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and talking among themselves about all of the frivolous shopping sprees they will go on once they start getting paid $15/hr., and this goldbricking was what caused the drive-thru lane to back up, which put Patriot Storms on an ill-fated collision course with a dingbat woman driver in front of him!!!!!! If these so-called “workers” had known their place, they would have been focused on their jobs, and none of this would have ever happened!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put guns back in the hands of Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Storms and to make sure a livable wage never gets into the hands of greedy, self-entitled freeloaders who “work” at fast food restaurants!!!!!!!!!
 
Police: Man pointed gun, made death threats during McDonald’s drive-thru dispute

9/3/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing his ground against online bullying!!!!!!!!!#bebest
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Norman Auvil from our Orlando NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with (get this) shooting into a building, shooting from a vehicle and abuse of a disabled person after he allegedly fired his gun at the residence of a woman and her disabled mother “with the intent to harm someone” or cause property damage, according to a totally rigged affidavit obtained by the lying, disgusting and totally failing Orlando Sentinel!!!!!!!!
 
See, according to the fake news media, Patriot Auvil was roommates with the son of the owner of the Daybreak Diner, who had allegedly become irate with a negative online restaurant review from an angry democrat party troll who viciously attacked his father’s diner online by claiming it didn’t accommodate her disabled mother and that the employees were “unnecessarily rude”!!!!!!! (WAH WAH!!!!!!)
 
So Patriot Auvil, the diner owner’s son and their other roommate allegedly sat around drinking beers while trying to figure out how to stand up to this vicious social media blitzkrieg, and they came up with the sensible plan to find the online character assassin’s address and pay her a little visit because it’s so easy for these keyboard cowards to say horrible things online that they would never have the nerve to say to their victims’ faces!!!!!!!
 
Well, the three of them drove by the online bully’s house, and Patriot Auvil allegedly fired three shots into the home, nearly hitting somebody sitting on a couch in the living room, according to the so-called “authorities”!!!!!!!! Sure enough, right on cue, the goons in the Orange County “Sheriff’s” Office hunted the three of them down as if they were common criminals and arrested Patriot Auvil so they could confiscate his gun and lock him up while they did absolutely nothing to the hideous online harasser!!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House because First Lady Melania Trump is going to put an end to these types of deplorable online insults and attacks with her #bebest campaign to end cyberbullying once and for all!!!!!!!!!
 
Man shoots up home after bad restaurant review:cops

8/31/2018

National Small Penis Association alternative fact checker latest target of lying, disgusting “media” WITCH HUNT!!!!!!!

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Robert Darrell Chain from our Encino NSPA chapter and the National Small Penis Association news content department’s alternative fact checker was arrested yesterday and charged in a totally rigged federal court in Los Angeles for (get this) making a threatening communication in interstate commerce after he allegedly threatened to shoot and kill Boston Globe “journalists”, who he rightly called “the enemy of the people” in response to the Boston Globe’s nationwide editorial campaign denouncing President Donald J. Trump’s (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) political attacks against the press!!!! Oh, wait, surprise, surprise, it just so happens that this version of the “truth” was reported by none other than the Boston Globe!!!!!!!!! (We’re sure they’re prepared to give a fair and balanced account of this case……..NOT!!!!!!!!!!)

See, the snowflakes at the Boston Globe obsessively analyzed the harmless voicemail messages Patriot Chain left for them and totally manipulatively took a few of his comments completely out of context just so they could portray themselves as victims to the public!!!!! All Patriot Chain did was make a few comments about shooting and killing them and referring to them with anti-gay slurs. Look, around the NSPA executive headquarters, that was all nothing more than a little bit of locker room talk.

Sure enough, the FBI (uh oh, we know where this is going) used Patriot Chain’s arrest as an excuse to violate the sanctity of his home just so they could confiscate 20 firearms, including a semiautomatic rifle!!!!! See, it always comes down to government confiscation of guns!!!!!!!

Worse yet, Patriot Chain’s legal woes have distracted him from his primary job as the National Small Penis Association’s alternative fact checker for all of our web site’s news content, and this federal WITCH HUNT against him is the logical result of the democrat party’s relentless verbal assault against proudly conservative media members ever since Patriot Trump ascended to the presidency!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can fight for the real truth and end these disgusting and undignified attacks on our friends at Fox News and the Blaze!!!!!!!!!!

Calif. man charged with making threatening calls to Globe

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2018/08/30/california-man-arrested-charges-threatening-shoot-boston-globe-employees/EejiWXLNscUR8AxDB3y7RL/story.html

8/30/2018

Good Guy with a gun sentenced to prison and not allowed to own an animal for 15 years basically because of the democrat party’s feckless disregard for the rule of law!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!
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Adam Swanson from our Hemingford NSPA chapter was sentenced to (get this) two years of imprisonment and ordered not to be allowed to own, possess or reside with an animal for a period of 15 years after he was obviously coerced into pleading guilty to a charge of cruelty to animals in a totally rigged Box Butte County District Court presided over by a so-called judge who is obviously on the payroll of George Soros, who is totally colluding with conniving international bankers (you know exactly who I mean) to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who compensate for their feelings of inadequacy and grievance through the ownership of firearms!!!!!! THIS IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE!!!!!
 
See, according to the lying, disgusting so-called “media”, Patriot Swanson drunkenly shot and killed his girlfriend’s dog which she kept in a kennel in her kitchen. See, these despicable lie merchants who pose as “journalists”, some of the very worst and most un-American human beings you’ll ever encounter, would have you believe Patriot Swanson got into an argument and then shot and killed his girlfriend’s dog out of spite in the kennel in her kitchen.
 
Sure enough, it’s impossible to find any truthful and good news on the internet about National Small Penis Association members because Google and the failing New York Times suppress all of the good news being generated by the NSPA.
 
See, we heard from the other members of our Hemingford NSPA chapter that Patriot Swanson had simply been trying to uphold, for the good of the community, the Box Butte County zoning rules for the establishment and operation of a kennel!!!!!! As you will read in the Box Butte County Zoning Resolution I’ve linked to at the bottom of this post, Patriot Swanson’s girlfriend was in blatant violation of the county’s zoning laws with her dog kennel in a kitchen!!!!
 
See, after the 8 years of American carnage and the obscenely cavalier disregard for the rule of law and the integrity of law enforcement agencies during Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House, there are still plenty of people like Patriot Swanson’s girlfriend who don’t think they have to abide by any laws and can do whatever they want!!!!!! So Patriot Swanson simply responsibly stepped forward and attempted to reestablish a modicum of respect for the law before the fabric of American society completely unravels, thereby allowing MS-13, ISIS and Black Lives Matter to take over!!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure America finally gets back to the business of respecting the law!!!!!!!!!
 
Hemingford man sentenced to prison, not allowed to own animal for 15 years in dog shooting

8/26/2018

Sadly, once again, today we have seen another mass shooting caused by video games, but the democrat party “politicians” completely owned by the video game industry refuse to take action because of their greed and cowardice!!!!!! THIS IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE!!!!!!!

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Well, here we go again. Today in Jacksonville a 24-year-old WHITE man, obviously under influence of a lifetime of unfettered access to video games, went on a mass shooting spree, killing two people and injuring eleven others at the Good Luck Have Fun Game Bar, which was hosting a Madden NFL 19 livestream tournament.

Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” members, the very worst people, have been spending all of their time emphasizing the fact that a gun was used to kill and injure the gunman’s victims. Isn’t it oh-so-convenient that none of the fake news accounts of this story have focused for one solitary second on the fact that video games were the cause of this shooting????!!!!!?????

The shooting took place at a video game tournament so that should be proof enough. In addition to that, we’re sure the shooter probably played Duck Hunt on the old-school Nintendo 8-bit system endlessly throughout his childhood, and the relentless killing in that game obviously desensitized him to the wanton murder of innocent ducks and spurred him to increase his killing efficiency because of the dog who would pop its head up and laughingly taunt him every time he missed a duck with his gun!!!!!!! Is it any surprise that Nintendo’s Duck Hunt nurtured a young psychopath who then made the leap from killing ducks to killing human beings today????!!!!???? NO, IT ISN’T A SURPRISE!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to the spineless cowards in the democrat party and their overlords, the avaricious death merchants in the video game industry, to once and for all put an end to this senseless violence!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shooting at video game tournament in Jacksonville leaves two dead

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/26/us/jacksonville-madden-shooting/index.html

8/25/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for committing the horrible crime of trying to reduce the number of traffic fatalities in America!!!!!!!!!!
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Nicholas D’Agostino from our Katy NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly shot and injured a woman driver in Katy way back on March 7. This arrest occurred just three days after he had posted bond and left jail to await his trial for allegedly shooting another woman driver in Katy in July. But wait, there’s more!!!!! The angry democrat party thugs who have infiltrated and corrupted the so-called Harris County “Sheriff’s” Office have carried their WITCH HUNT against Patriot D’Agostino to a shameful degree by now linking him to three other road rage shootings of women drivers!!!!!!!
 
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media has piled on Patriot D’Agostino to make him look like some sort of women-hating, emotionally unhinged monster when the alternative facts make it perfectly clear he was simply trying to keep the streets of Katy safe. See, in regard to the “shooting” from last month, Patriot D’Agostino explained to the “authorities” he had simply fired his gun in self-defense because the dangerous woman driver was swerving over toward his lane, and anybody who has been confronted by the dangers of having a woman driver on the road knows all too well that Patriot D’Agostino likely would have died in a fiery crash if he hadn’t taken defensive action.
 
See, Patriot D’Agostino was primarily concerned about public safety and posted his concerns on Facebook about the dangers of “incompetent” women drivers and simply suggested that women should concentrate on the fact “that their sole purpose is to give birth to male children” and leave the driving to men!!!!!!! (#logical) Well, in this day of the rule of political correctness it is apparently a crime to speak the truth so sadly the truth isn’t the truth any longer!!!!!!!!!
 
So maybe Patriot D’Agostino shot at 5 women drivers, but none of them died, and just think of all of the lives he has saved by getting these reckless threats to safety off the road!!!!! I suppose the “authorities” think we will all be safer if we lock up problem solvers like Patriot D’Agostino and rely on all of the do-nothing, bureaucratic pencil-pushers in the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration to keep us safe!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have a problem solver like Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can pardon his fellow problem solver Patriot D’Agostino to put him back on the road to keep us safe!!!!!!!!!!
 
He shot at five women on the road — because he thinks only men should drive, Texas cops say

8/23/2018

Lindsey ‘The Fist Of Justice’ Graham strikes again!!!!!!

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Lindsey Graham from our Seneca NSPA chapter stepped forward today once again as a noble warrior for truth and justice as he bravely defended President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) from that truculent turncoat Jeff Sessions!!!!!

I first met Patriot Graham 20 years ago when he joined the NSPA just around the time he was bravely declaring the need to impeach Bill Clinton for the shame and disgrace he was bringing to the office of the President. I could never figure out back then why everybody insisted on calling him ‘The Fist.’ When I asked his friends and associates why they called him ‘The Fist’, everybody would roll their eyes and laugh at me. Then it dawned on me!!!!!!! Everybody must be calling him ‘The Fist’ because he is like a Fist Of Justice hammering away at cowardice and hypocrisy!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have men like Patriot Trump and Patriot Graham in Washington everyday to fight for the sanctity and honor of the office of the President!!!!!

LINDSEY GRAHAM SELLS OUT JEFF SESSIONS

http://www.actionnewsnow.com/content/national/491613991.html?ref=991

8/22/2018

Let me be perfectly clear, despite what the lying, disgusting so-called “media” has been saying, Duncan Hunter Jr. did not use campaign funds to pay for his annual National Small Penis Association membership fees!!!!!!!! WITCH HUNT!!!!!!!!!!
Congressional Black Caucus Returns Controversial Painting To Capitol Hill
 
It has been a rough couple of days as the George Soros-funded Deep State WITCH HUNT has targeted many high-profile National Small Penis Association members in the democrat party’s desperate attempt to collude with Norwegian hackers to rig the midterm elections, but the most galling assault on the truth in this WITCH HUNT has been the fake news assertions that Congressman Duncan Hunter Jr. from our San Diego NSPA chapter used campaign funds to pay for his annual National Small Penis Association membership fees!!!!! This is a very sad day for our country!!!!!!!
 
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media”, many people say these are really the very worst people, have tried to portray Patriot Hunter as the loutish, arrogant, stridently obnoxious bigot who inherited his congressional seat from his equally contemptible father and has done nothing in office except to demean women, minorities, non-Christians, the LGBTQ crowd, etc., etc. (you know, basically the democrat party-enabled professional victims!!) because they always stoop to pathetically immature name calling to tear down Real Americans!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
 
We can vouch for Patriot Hunter because he covers his annual membership fees from the honorariums we pay him to deliver motivational speeches about how much he has been able to accomplish as an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy to College Republican chapters across America!!!!!!! Also, he was the second member of Congress to support President Donald J. Trump’s bid for the Republican nomination back in 2016 so what more do you need to know about his judgment!!!!!!!!!
 
Duncan Hunter’s Indictment Is a Threat to the Republican House Majority

8/20/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because disgusting, liberal Hollywood always persecutes Conservative directors and producers for not toeing the monolithic company liberal line!!!!!!!! National Disgrace!!!!
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Christopher Fleming from our Garrard County NSPA chapter was arrested Friday night by the Garrard County “Police” Department and charged with (get this) assault and wanton endangerment after he allegedly punched his pregnant girlfriend, held a gun next to her and threatened to kill her, but sure enough this is just another rigged WITCH HUNT by angry thugs in the democrat party against a Good Guy With A Gun. See, if you believe the lying, disgusting, so-called “media”, you believe Patriot Fleming allegedly punched his pregnant girlfriend while she was driving her Chevrolet Tahoe and then fired shots out the window and threatened to kill her. You also believe Patriot Fleming allegedly reached over to jerk the wheel of the truck, sending them down a 30-foot embankment in an attempt to harm her and the fetus!!!!!!!
 
However, we talked to other members of our Garrard County NSPA chapter and got the straight story on what actually happened. See, we heard Patriot Fleming was filming a pilot for a Conservative-themed television show he was producing called ‘Zombie Baby World.’ See, the subtext of show centered on the importance of having a well-stocked arsenal to save yourself from threats to America, whether it be invasions of zombies or MS-13 members or Black Lives Matter activists!!!!!!!
 
Patriot Fleming had pitched this property in Hollywood as ‘Call the Midwife’ meets ‘The Walking Dead.’ Unfortunately, all of the globalist banker types (you know exactly who I mean) he met refused to put up the money for the production because Hollywood is nothing but a den of democrat debauchery and will do absolutely nothing to help a Conservative gain a foothold in that shithole town because they are intolerant, narrow-minded monsters incapable of the briefest moments of being able to see the points of view of people who are different than they are!!!!!!
 
Without Hollywood financing available to him, Patriot Fleming had no choice except to film the show on the cheap. So we heard he was filming the climatic action scene on his own without a crew in which he was trying to prevent his pregnant girlfriend from driving to her midwife because he knew their baby was a zombie, and he had to prevent the zombie baby from ever being born in order to stop the zombie plague from spreading. However, this is exactly when the members of the so-called Garrard County “Police” Department showed up right on cue on orders from George Soros to arrest Patriot Fleming for these totally fake crimes in order to prevent ‘Zombie Baby World’ from ever being seen!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to fight back against this liberal tyranny so Conservative voices can finally have a media platform for ideas like those presented in ‘Zombie Baby World’!!!!!!!!!!
 
He fired gun, punched pregnant girlfriend and veered truck off road, Garrard police say

8/19/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the corrosive effects of gay marriage and feminism are destroying real marriages!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

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Dylan Lee from our Hartford City NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) aggravated battery, intimidation, pointing a firearm and criminal recklessness after he allegedly shot his wife (they had just married last weekend) during an argument in their home. See, according to the lying, disgusting, so-called “media”, Patriot Lee and his wife were arguing about chores when he allegedly pulled out a gun and shot her phone.

Patriot Lee tried to explain to the “authorities” who were conducting the WITCH HUNT against him that he then accidentally shot her as she tried to reach for the gun. Sure enough, these despicable “authorities” totally ignored Patriot Lee’s explanation because the whole system is rigged against him, and they were bound and determined to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!! Look, it’s not like she died or anything because she is in a hospital in Ft. Wayne so we don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, all marriages have their ups and downs, but women who have been brainwashed by the deceit of feminism are now conditioned to abandon their wifely duties at the very first sign of distress!!!!!

See, what everybody (except those of us here at the NSPA) is forgetting is that all of this arguing and shooting between Patriot Lee and his wife occurred after gay marriage became legal in America, and we here at the NSPA have been warning everybody for years that acceptance of gay marriage would destroy the sanctity of real marriages and would lead to the horrible dissolution of real marriages, exactly like what has happened to Patriot Lee and his wife!!!!!!!!! (I actually do want to say I told you so!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Well, we can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because he respects the sanctity of real marriage and will protect it by getting non-activist judges on the Supreme Court to overturn the legality of gay marriages before there is any further damage done!!!!!!!!!!

Groom says he accidentally shot his new wife

https://www.wthr.com/article/groom-says-he-accidentally-shot-his-new-wife

8/18/2018

National Small Penis Association member crucified by the lying, disgusting, liberal, fake news so-called “media” basically for trying to deliver the message of Jesus Christ to savage heathens in a shit hole country!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
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Jimmy L. Taylor from our Florence, AZ NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) assault and malicious damage after he allegedly assaulted hotel workers and called them the n-word at the Grand Imperial Hotel in Kampala, Uganda. Sure enough, George Soros and the Rothschild family ordered their minions in the lying, disgusting “media” to spread this fake news to initiate a WITCH HUNT against Patriot Taylor because these globalist banker elites (you know exactly who I mean!!!) hate Jesus Christ and Real Americans!!!!!!!!!
 
See, the truth is that Patriot Taylor is a Christian missionary who had gone to this shit hole country known as Uganda, which we think is just below Nambia, to spread Jesus’ message of love and grace to the people there (who run around naked in the jungle and perform rhythmic tribal dances while sacrificing cheetahs to jungle demon spirits) so they can learn how to behave like civilized human beings!!!!!!!! Isn’t it ironic that a WITCH HUNT is being waged against Patriot Taylor in a country teeming with witch doctors????!!!!???? As my buddy Glenn Beck always says, “I’m just sayin’.”
 
Well, as you can see in the video in the linked article, these savages spurned Christ’s message from Patriot Taylor, and he had no choice except to STAND HIS GROUND before they tried to put him in a big bowl of boiling water in the jungle!!!!! Sadly, these backwards Uganda people don’t respect the concept of standing your ground, so they treated him like a common criminal and arrested him!!!!! See, George Soros and his kind have colluded with the democrat party to suppress Christianity in America, and now they have set their evil sights on preventing Christianity from being spread to the darkest and most uncivilized corners of Earth so they had to silence Patriot Taylor and censor the message he was trying to deliver!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to set an example for all of the world’s heathens on who to behave like a civilized Christian!!!!!!!!
 
Vietnam veteran pastor, 69, is arrested for assaulting staff at a Uganda hotel and using the N-word on a ‘drunken’ rampage’ while on a Christian missionary trip

8/16/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because George Soros and Tom Hanks are funding genetic experiments on a desert compound in New Mexico to raise an army of Islamic extremist dogs to kill WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Justin Pruitt from our Orlando NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday by the so-called Orlando “police” and charged with (get this) second-degree murder for allegedly shooting and killing his live-in girlfriend way back on July 21!!!!!!! (Did you ever notice how the “authorities” never seem to abide by statutes of limitations in cases involving NSPA members???!!!?? Just sayin’!!!!!!!)
 
See, if you believe the lying, disgusting “media”, you believe their fake news account that Patriot Pruitt shot his girlfriend in their apartment on July 21 and that she died days later. Worse yet, the lying, disgusting “media” then continued their WITCH HUNT against Patriot Pruitt by trying to make him look like a cartoonishly buffoonish psychopath who blamed the shooting on one of his dogs with the explanation that his dogs are “very smart.”
 
See, this shows just how insidious these enemies of the people masquerading as the “media” really are because they have managed to twist the truth behind Patriot Pruitt’s innocence into cheap click-bait designed to make Patriot Pruitt look like a laughingstock!!!!!! See, as it turns out, we have incontrovertible proof that one of Patriot Pruitt’s dogs really did commit the shooting that killed his girlfriend.
 
See, we have just received a message from Q that George Soros and Tom Hanks are funding a Deep State project on a massive desert compound in New Mexico to raise and train an army of genetically modified super-intelligent, Islamic fundamentalist dogs to kill WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICANS in order to usher in their One World Government!!!!!!!! Patriot Pruitt’s girlfriend was only their first victim with millions to follow unless we take bold action to stop their evil plan!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to address this existential threat to America with his announcement of the creation of a new branch of the U.S. Military, the Counter-Canine-Containment Force!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ORLANDO MAN ACCUSED IN GIRLFRIEND’S KILLING BLAMES DOG, POLICE SAY

8/14/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for donating his time to provide free armed assault prevention and response training!!!!!!!
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Sheldon Rheaume from our Essex NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning and charged with (get this) aggravated assault and reckless endangerment after he allegedly pointed a loaded handgun at a convenience store clerk and threatened to shoot anyone who came after him before driving away from the store, according to totally rigged court filings.
 
See, according to the totally lying and disgusting Chittenden County state’s attorney, Patriot Rheaume “went into a store, seemingly at random, and , unprovoked…held a loaded gun to the victim’s head because of her race and /or ethnicity.” Worse yet, according to a totally fake news affidavit, Patriot Rheaume allegedly called the clerk a “lazy n***** bitch” and walked out of the store to speak with a male employee, who allegedly told the “authorities” that Patriot Rheaume complained about the clerk, “repeatedly referring to her as a ‘n****.’”
 
Then they claim when the clerk exited the store, Patriot Rheaume allegedly pulled a pistol from his pocket, pointed it at her and said, “I’ll handle you.” Before he drove away, he allegedly said, “Come send anyone you want after me and I’ll shoot them.”
 
Sure enough, the “authorities” and the lying, disgusting so-called “media” have colluded to misrepresent the facts in order to make a Good Guy With A Gun look like the bad guy because character assassination and cheap gaslighting tactics are all they know. See, we know Patriot Rheaume doesn’t have the n-word in his vocabulary, and we just got a phone call from somebody who monitors the store’s security camera, and he told us there is no tape of Patriot Rheaume using the n-word. Now, he did say the security camera hasn’t been working for the past six weeks, but if it had been working this morning we are sure it wouldn’t have recorded Patriot Rheaume using the n-word because he regularly clicks the ‘Like’ button on the Silk and Diamond Facebook page!!!!!!!!
 
Furthermore, we heard from the other members of our Essex NSPA chapter that Patriot Rheaume had simply become concerned about all of the MS-13 sleeper cells that have set up camp in the basements of pizza shops throughout Vermont at the invitation of Bernie Sanders!!!!!!!!!!!! So, out of concern for vulnerable convenience store clerks who work late night shifts and could be easy targets for MS-13 animals looking to hold up stores for quick cash to fund their attacks on REAL Americans, Patriot Rheaume volunteered his own time early this morning and conducted a simulated armed encounter with an MS-13 member so the clerk could be better prepared for the real event when it happens in the near future, like probably within the next couple of months when George Soros gives them their marching orders!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sure enough, though, the clerk immediately played the victim card and under the influence of the Black Lives Matter crowd racially profiled Patriot Rheaume as some sort of absurdly stereotypical unstable, insecure WHITE guy who uses a firearm to lash out at a world in which he is becoming increasingly irrelevant because of his own inadequacies and shortcomings!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! It is 2018, and you would think these types of disgusting racist sentiments would have been put to rest long ago!!!!!!!
 
Well, obviously the corrosive miasma of hate, cruelty and petty vindictiveness left behind by Dictator Obama is still hovering above America to poison the hearts and minds of our citizens!!!!! SICK!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to clean these impossibly destructive toxins from America’s environment!!!!!!!!!
 
Police: Essex Man Used Racial Slurs, Waved Pistol at Store Clerk

8/12/2018

The National Small Penis Association totally won the day in Washington D.C., but (surprise, surprise…NOT!!!!) the lying, disgusting and failing Washington Post, which is owned by that lowlife Jeff Bezos, can’t admit it!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
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Well, the NSPA has been offline for the past few days because we have been so busy with Jason Kessler from our Charlottesville NSPA chapter to plan for our stunning success today with our Insecure, Small-Penised, WHITE Guy March on Washington. This was the largest turnout in history for any march on Washington. PERIOD!!!!!!!! Sure enough, though, the enemy of the people that tries to pass itself off as the so-called “media” has once again colluded with the globalist bankers (you know who I mean!), who pull the puppet strings on the Deep State to victimize and marginalize those of us in the National Small Penis Association, to peddle the impossibly absurd fairy tale that our event was a flop. I mean, how is it possible that anybody can believe this kind of nonsense?????
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) and Q to drown out these ridiculous lies with the TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!
 
‘Unite the Right’ flops while the left triumphs

8/6/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his pregnant girlfriend from an abortion ring operated by Tom Hanks and George Soros that has been exposed by Q!!!!!!!!!!!
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Robert Hicks from our Poca NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with (get this) wanton endangerment, domestic assault and shooting within 500 feet of a dwelling after he allegedly shot at his pregnant girlfriend in a home in the Country Road Trailer Park. Please keep in mind, though, that this is according to (get this) the West Virginia State Police Department, which is a well-known coven of left-wing, liberal activists who constantly collude with the lying, disgusting media to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys!!!!!!!!!
 
See, we heard from the other members of our Poca NSPA chapter what actually happened was that Patriot Hicks had heard from Q that a band of roving abortionists had descended upon Putnam County to abort Christian fetuses at the command of Tom Hanks and George Soros who have been operating an abortion ring which offers a $10,000 bounty for each aborted Christian fetus!!!!!!!
 
Well, as soon as Patriot Hicks heard this, we heard he grabbed his gun and rushed over to his pregnant girlfriend’s trailer to save her from a depraved abortionist who had just broken into the trailer. So Patriot Hicks actually shot at the avaricious abortionist, which led to the bullet that went through the couch, through the wall of the trailer and into the ground outside. Sure enough, though, the thugs from the so-called West Virginia State “Police” Department didn’t want the truth to get out that a Good Guy With A Gun had stopped an evil abortionist because that would defeat their liberal agenda so they rigged their investigation to claim Patriot Hicks was shooting at his girlfriend!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump and Q fighting against this abortion ring to speak the truth to the American people to put an end to these horrifying conspiracies which have the singular goal to destroy our country!!!!!!!
 
Troopers: Man shoots at pregnant girlfriend in Putnam County

8/3/2018

Donald 1 – LeBron 0 !!!!!!!!! We keep winning!!!!!!!

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Donald J. Trump’s takedown of LeBron James on Twitter tonight is yet another example of how those of us in the insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy movement always come out on top!!!!!!! We here at the National Small Penis Association want to thank Patriot Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) for proving to the world once again the supremacy of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/31/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for……well, we’ll have to get back to you on this one because we are busy tonight downloading blueprints for 3D-printed guns!!!!!
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James Shields from our Astoria NSPA chapter was accused today of shooting and killing his wife, ex-wife and 6-year-old son before turning a gun on himself earlier this morning in his home. The so-called “authorities” claimed they recovered two Glock handguns and 70 rounds of ammunition from the scene and speculated Patriot Shields committed this act because he had become enraged over a transatlantic custody battle with his ex-wife.
 
Sure enough, you have grown accustomed to turning to the NSPA to get the fair and balanced account of what really happened in cases like this, and typically we would have already marshaled our journalistic resources to provide a rational explanation of who forced Patriot Shields to do this, but we have been busy all night downloading blueprints for 3D-printed guns before the Deep State takes them off the internet. Please give us a day to catch up, and we will get to the bottom of who victimized Patriot Shields
 
Dead man in Queens murder-suicide was entangled in bitter custody battle

7/29/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested in a WITCH HUNT basically just for being a Christian!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

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Timothy Wayne Johnson from our Solvang NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) making criminal threats, assault with a deadly weapon, possession of an assault weapon in California (thank you, Governor Moonbeam…NOT!!!!!), possession of a silencer, possession of a large-capacity magazine and carrying a loaded firearm in public after he allegedly pointed a gun at a person’s head while making threats and was later found in possession of a .22 caliber rifle, an AK-47 rifle, two handguns, a large cache of ammunition and a high-capacity AK-47 ammo drum.

See, according to the so-called Santa Barbara County “Sheriff’s” Department who were obviously colluding with the lying, disgusting “media”, Patriot Johnson went on the lam after they were called to investigate the totally fake news report that he had been pointing a gun at a person’s head while making threats to shoot. Sure enough, the “authorities” believed this immediately because they are always going to racially profile an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun and reflexively view him as a threat!!!!!! Worse yet, the “authorities” bought into the obviously fake reports that he was intoxicated and then made a big deal out of the fact that he had posted a statement on social media that read “I’ll see you in the afterlife,” which they interpreted as a suicidal statement. So, right on cue, they hunted him down like a common criminal, confiscated all of his firearms and locked him in jail!!!!!!!

It is clear to us here at the NSPA headquarters in Akron, OH that Patriot Johnson has been victimized by a WITCH HUNT conducted by 3 angry members of the California democrat party (Jerry Brown, Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein) who wanted to confiscate his guns and punish him for being a Christian. See, his “See you in the afterlife,” post on social media was obviously his joyous declaration of his Christian faith and his excitement over the eternal bliss he and all of his fellow Christians will enjoy while sitting by Jesus’ heavenly throne!!!!!!!! Then they wanted to confiscate all of his guns so there would be one less Good Guy With A Gun in their midst who might stop all of their buddies in MS-13 from raping and killing REAL Americans because their electoral chances in the November midterms will be better if there are fewer REAL Americans who can vote!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to protect the rights of Christian WHITE men like Patriot Johnson and to fight back against the shameless attempts of the democrat party to suppress the vote of members of the Republican party!!!!!!!!

Man Arrested on Suspicion of Pointing Gun at Victim’s Head While Making Threats in Solvang

https://ktla.com/2018/07/28/man-arrested-on-suspicion-of-pointing-gun-at-victims-head-while-making-threats-in-solvang

7/28/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to teach an irresponsible girl not to tie up 911 with frivolous calls that could delay responses to real emergencies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Richard Dwayne Hash from our Bluefield NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) child abuse creating risk of injury and wanton endangerment involving a firearm after he allegedly assaulted a 13-year-old girl and threatened to kill her with his gun. See, according to the lying, disgusting “media”, all this nonsense started when Patriot Hash allegedly assaulted his wife by striking her with his fists and then pulled a gun on her. Then they claim Patriot Hash turned his attention on a 13-year-old girl in the house who witnessed the so-called “assault” of his wife. Then, without placing Patriot Hash’s alleged actions in any context, they allege that Patriot Hash struck the girl, dragged her by the hair and pointed his gun at her and threatened to kill her when she attempted to call 911 to stop the “assault” of his wife.

Well, here we go again, this is just another example of the lying, disgusting “media” trying to gaslight their gullible viewers by applying their ridiculously transparent propagandist spin on the facts of a story to create an alternate reality untouched by truth and accountability. See, we heard from the other members of our Bluefield NSPA chapter that Patriot Hash had allegedly pulled the gun on the 13-year-old girl when she attempted to call 911 to make sure she simply understood the importance of not tying up the 911 line with a frivolous call which could delay the police from responding to a REAL crisis!!!!!!

See, instead of “assaulting” his wife, Patriot Hash had simply been making sure she understood the Biblical teachings about wives being obedient to their husbands. So, unless you don’t believe in the words of Christ as they are documented in the Good Book, it is perfectly clear there was no emergency taking place and absolutely no reason to call 911!!!! Then Patriot Hash only wanted to impress upon the 13-year-old girl the importance of only using 911 for REAL emergencies because somebody at that very moment might have been trying to call 911 to report that MS-13 members were running around Bluefield on a rape and killing spree!!!!!!! Sure enough, though, Nancy Pelosi and George Soros would rather have the police harass a Good Guy With A Gun rather than stop these beasts who strolled across the border from Mexico in order to kill Americans!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to build his big, beautiful wall along the border to keep MS-13 out so the police can  finally get around the important work of locking up Crooked Hillary!!!!!!!!!!!

Man charged with child abuse after allegedly brandishing gun at juvenile

http://www.bdtonline.com/news/man-charged-with-child-abuse-after-allegedly-brandishing-gun-at/article_86d7e844-920c-11e8-925a-3714e9311885.html

7/25/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because snowflake liberals believe only the government can protect children!!!!!! DISGRACEFUL!!!!!!!!!
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James Thompson from our Brazos County NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) five counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly engaged in an incident of so-called “road rage” against a woman driver (need we say more?) on Boonville Road. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media”, and The Eagle newspaper from Bryan, TX is the very worst of them all, has led the shameful witch hunt against Patriot Thompson by claiming (here we go again!) that he became enraged with a slow-driving woman driver (#redundant) so he began tailgating her and brandishing his gun at her and her four children!!!!!!! You would think that for once in their lives the disgusting, lying “media” members could concoct something other than their same old make believe story of an emotionally immature and volatile baby-man lacking the slightest trace of impulse control who reflexively resorts to hiding behind his gun whenever he is forced to confront his overwhelming sense of impotence!!!!!!!!!
 
See, we heard from the other members of our Brazos County NSPA chapter that Patriot Thompson was actually looking out for the welfare of the woman driver’s four young children. See, we heard he instantly recognized the danger these children faced by being in the car with this dangerous woman driver, who was surely going to cause an accident because of her slow driving. Well, we heard Patriot Thompson wasn’t going to rely on the government to rescue the children so he decided to take action to get the woman driver off the road by brandishing his gun because he knew this would probably cause her to pull to the side of the road to call a man to come and save her. So at least this would keep her from driving while waiting for the man to show up. Then once the man showed up, he would get behind the wheel and drive everybody home safely!!!!!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!
 
See, Patriot Thompson knew he had to save the children because he knew nothing good would happen if he called the county so-called “Children Services” office to come rescue the four young children from the woman driver. However, sure enough, the rigged system struck back to preserve the status quo and planted this totally bogus story to make Patriot Thompson look like a common criminal!!!!! SICK!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to fight for the common sense policy to have children quickly removed from their dangerous parents in cases like this!!!!! WIN!!!!!
 
Man accused of pointing gun at woman’s vehicle in apparent case of road rage

7/24/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a KISS fan!!!!!!!!!!

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Todd Randall Gilb from our St. Cloud NSPA chapter was just charged with (get this) 2nd degree assault with a weapon, making terroristic threats, domestic assault-by strangulation and three other counts of domestic assault after he allegedly choked a woman and threatened her with a gun. See, according to the lying, disgusting “media”, Patriot Gilb became angry with a woman, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground. This caused Patriot Gilb’s beer to spill, and he allegedly ordered her to lick it up. Patriot Gilb then allegedly grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground and choked her until she became unconscious. Then in a separate incident, Patriot Gilb allegedly pointed a gun at her and threatened to shoot her.

Sure enough, this is just another example of the lying, disgusting, fake news “media” plying their dirty, filthy trade and acts as a reminder that what you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening. See, we heard from the other members of our St. Cloud NSPA chapter that what actually happened is that Patriot Gilb is a huge KISS fan, and he had simply been trying to choreograph a fan video he planned to make for his favorite KISS song, ‘Lick It Up’, so he could upload it on his KISS fan page.

So when Patriot Gilb allegedly pointed to the beer and told the woman to lick it up, he was actually showing how much he supports woman by having her lick up beer rather than playing into the tawdry sexual connotations about what is being licked up in the song’s title. Sure enough, though, the alt-left globalist (if you know what I mean) “media” overlords would not allow Patriot Gilb to be portrayed as the Good Guy With A Gun that he really is!!!!! No, instead they had to peddle a fake news character assassination against Patriot Gilb!!!!! SICK!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to call out these shameless, witch hunting lie merchants before they destroy America!!!!!!!

POLICE: MAN CHOKED WOMAN, POINTED GUN

http://knsiradio.com/news/local-news/police-man-choked-woman-pointed-gun

7/22/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to teach his young son how to protect himself from the vicious MS-13 killers who George Soros and Nancy Pelosi are busing into America to steal the 2018 midterm elections!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gary Samuel Watson Jr. from our Upstate NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) unlawful neglect of a child, pointing a firearm at a person and first-degree domestic violence after he allegedly choked his son and pointed a gun at him. See, according to the so-called Spartanburg County “Sheriff’s” Office, which colluded with the fake news South Carolina State Law Enforcement Division to produce a totally RIGGED “investigation”, Patriot Watson choked his young son, causing injuries to his neck and back, and pointed a gun at him.
 
Sure enough, this is just another typical liberal WITCH HUNT designed to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun as bitter payback for Crooked Hillary losing the 2016 election!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our Upstate NSPA chapter that Patriot Watson had simply been trying to coach his son on what steps to take when he is inevitably confronted by an MS-13 member who will try to torture him for hours before slowly killing him for pleasure (because the thug knows he will never face any consequences for his actions because Nancy Pelosi and George Soros will have his back), and what better way is there to coach a novice than by providing a hands-on demonstration of what to do????!!!!!!!!!!????
 
Well, this story lays bare the horrifying truth that the democrat party leaders owe their allegiance to murderous, foreign thugs rather than the American people!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!! What will it take for the dull-witted, gullible, passive sheep who make up their base to finally see what is happening????!!!!!??????
 
Upstate deputy accused of pointing gun at, choking his child

7/19/2018

INSECURE, SMALL-PENISED, WHITE GUYS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!!!!!

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The National Small Penis Association is proud to make public the relationship we and President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) and our brothers at the National Rifle Association have been cultivating with Russia for years to extend our mission of championing the rights of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys beyond the shores of America to establish a new world order that finally respects the rights of our kind to be in charge and puts all of society’s subversive elements (do I even need to list them???!!!!???) in their proper place!!!!!!!!!! #TOMORROWBELONGSTOME

7/17/2018

Good Guy With A Gun hunted as if he were a witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Adrian Haffner from our Marietta NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault and aggressive driving after he allegedly pulled a gun and threatened to shoot a mother of four in another car on South Cobb Drive in what the so-called “victim” referred to as an incident of (get this) “extreme road rage”!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #herewegoagain

See, all this nonsense started when an accident on South Cobb Drive (probably caused by a woman driver putting on her makeup or gabbing away with her empty-headed prattle on her cell phone or by a desperate Mexican murder and rapist who ran into heavy traffic while trying to run away from an ICE agent) caused traffic to back up Friday afternoon.

Well, Patriot Haffner’s alleged “victim” claimed she changed lanes and let Patriot Haffner over to ease his way out of the traffic jam. She then claimed Patriot Haffner gave her the middle finger, pulled a gun and tried to shoot her. Then, believe it or not, she called 911 and followed Patriot Haffner’s car so she could provide the dispatcher his license plate and a picture of his car.
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Sure enough, the gullible dupes in the Marietta “Police” Department completely fell for her story and arrested Patriot Haffner because, as we all know, it is still open season on insecure, small-penised, WHITE men in America, even with President Donald J. Trump, charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter, in the White House!!!!! Then one of the propaganda patsies from the Marietta “Police” Department had the unmitigated gall to say, “The suspect pulled out a loaded handgun and pointed it repeatedly at the other driver.” I mean, absolutely everybody who watched him say this knew he was obviously lying!!!!!! How horrifying and unsettling is it to see somebody in a position of authority and responsibility like this lie so openly and brazenly????!!!!?????

See, what really burns us up here at the NSPA headquarters is that other members from our Marietta NSPA chapter told us Patriot Haffner was extremely strong and powerful in his denial of any involvement in this “road rage” incident!!!!!!! However, right on cue, the lying, disgusting “media” ignored this so they can pursue their anti-gun agenda by conducting their WITCH HUNT to destroy the life of another Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!

Man points gun at woman during road rage incident, police say

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/cobb-county/man-points-gun-at-woman-during-road-rage-incident-police-say/792116243

7/8/2018

National Small Penis Association organized student-led gun rights rally in Washington that drew the largest audience ever to witness a student-led gun-related rally, period, both in person and around the globe!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The National Small Penis Association has been off-line for the past few days because we were busy organizing this weekend’s massive student-led March For Our Rights pro-gun rights rally in Washington. Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting “media”, these are really the very worst people ever, tried to peddle the fake news narrative that we had an embarrassingly sparse turnout that was dwarfed by the turnout for the George Soros-funding, gun-hating March For Our Lives so-called “rally”, which was really nothing more than a juvenile delinquent group temper tantrum!!!!!!! They had the gall to use misrepresentative photographs to minimize the enormous support we had at our rally. These attempt to lessen the enthusiasm for our rally are shameful and wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

Organizers of pro-gun rallies lament low turnout

https://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2018/07/organizers_of_pro-gun_rallies.html

7/5/2018

Our Man Trump takes a stand against the enemy agents, with whom Crooked Hillary suspiciously seeks constantly to curry favor, who plot to destroy America!!!!!!! WE KEEP WINNING!!!!!!!

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Excuse our break in format as we take a victory lap to celebrate the courage of Donald J. Trump, charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter, for his epic takedown of the hateful harpies in the #MeToo movement tonight in Montana!!!!!! It fills our masculine Christian hearts with pride to see Patriot Trump hereby declare “ENOUGH” and bravely step forward to speak the truth and stand up to these bullies who spread their deceit and hate with the singular goal to obliterate all that used to make America great!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Patriot Trump in the White House to protect us from the evil elements who seek to ruin us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trump mocks #MeToo movement in Montana rally

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-mocks-metoo-movement-in-montana-rally/2018/07/05/fad40ce2-80b3-11e8-b660-4d0f9f0351f1_story.html?utm_term=.eba6baa15bed

7/4/2018

Good Guy With A Gun is the latest victim of the horrific lack of civility from out of control liberals and the Deep State’s quest to confiscate our guns!!!!!!!!

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Allen Dale Green from our Huntley NSPA chapter was hauled into Yellowstone County District Court yesterday and was (get this) stripped of his gun rights and ordered to pay $1,1369.50 in restitution and a $10,000 fine just because he shot and killed his tenant’s 10-month-old border collie and threatened to shoot the puppy’s 13-year-old owner!!!!!! Frankly, we’re surprised Patriot Green wasn’t also fined for failing to give the 13-year-old girl a participation trophy!!!!! WOMP WOMP!!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started way back on August 2, 2017 (it must be that the so-called “authorities” in Yellowstone County haven’t had anything better to do over the past year, like guarding against violent Canadian gang members trying to sneak across the border into Montana, so they’ve relentlessly harassed and persecuted Patriot Green) while Patriot Green was on his lawnmower tending to sheep on his rural property when his tenant’s puppy began barking, according to reporting in the Billings Gazette.

Well, as Patriot Green later explained to the “sheriff’s deputies” who were sent to “investigate” (it was totally rigged from the beginning) what happened, he had understandably become upset with all of the noise the puppy was making so he simply retrieved his rifle and shot and killed the puppy, which was tethered outside.

Well, right on cue, his tenant’s 13-year-old daughter took her marching orders from Maxine Waters and began yelling and swearing at the defenseless Patriot Green in a disgusting and shameful display of a complete lack of civility!!!!!!!! Patriot Green rightly explained in court yesterday that he “couldn’t stand” the girl’s verbal attack.

Even though the judge had an American last name, his mother must have been Mexican because he didn’t let Patriot Green walk straight out of court after hearing what he had been subjected to by the foul-mouthed girl and instead took away his right to have a gun, ordered him to pay the costs his tenant incurred by moving out of his apartment and then smacked him with a $10,000 fine.

These activist judges are almost as much of an enemy to the people as the lying, disgusting so-called “media”!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure we get the right kind of judges who respect the Constitution and, more importantly, the Good Book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Landlord loses gun rights after shooting and killing tenant’s barking puppy west of Huntley

https://billingsgazette.com/…/article_22d4f8e1-e919-5e44-8a…

7/3/2018

National Small Penis Association members Jim Jordan and Dennis Hastert announce plans for the NSPA’s first annual summer wrestling camp for teenage boys to help them develop taut, sinewy, muscular bodies and good Christian souls!!!!!!!!

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While advocacy of gun rights for insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who compensate for their sense of inadequacy through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms will always be the primary focus of the National Small Penis Association, the NSPA is thrilled to announce Jim Jordan from our Urbana NSPA chapter and Dennis Hastert from our Chicago NSPA chapter will be holding a wrestling clinic at our Akron, OH national headquarters from 7/21-7/28 as a way to develop the bodies and Christian souls of our next generation of the NSPA!!!!!

Not only do Patriots Jordan and Hastert have lifetimes of success on the wrestling mat, but more importantly they have decades of experience as brave Christian warriors who have tirelessly defended the sanctity of marriage and protected fetuses and children from those who would harm them!!!!!!!!!!! We just keep proving every single day why we are so much better than those degenerates in the democrat party who love MS-13 more than Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!

GOP Rep. Jim Jordan denies accusations he turned a blind eye to alleged sexual abuse

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/03/politics/jim-jordan-sexual-abuse-allegations-ohio-congress/index.html

7/2/2018

Good Guys With A Gun arrested basically because of ex-dictator Obama’s failed trade policies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jackson Chapman North and Ethan Everette Barrett from our Bedford County NSPA chapter were arrested last week and each charged with (get this) three counts of vandalism and three counts of animal cruelty after they allegedly shot and killed two calves and one horse on three different farms. However, once again, a little fair and balanced NSPA investigative journalism reveals the truth. See, it turns out that Patriots North and Barrett were actually victims of the lying, disgusting fake news media which took their marching orders for this case from George Soros to suppress the truth that Barrack Obama was actually responsible for what happened!!!!!!!!!
 
See, ex-dictator Obama was determined to destroy America during his 8-year illegal occupation of the White House by entrapping the country in the worst trade deals in the history of the world. I mean, nobody has ever seen deals this horrible ever written, really the worst, and it made us the laughing stock of the world!!!!! SAD!!!!!
 
Well, we can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House because he is a deal maker, and he knows how to win a trade war, which is really just about the easiest thing to do if you know how to make a deal!!!!!! Well, Donald J. Trump has been totally winning the trade wars with his tariffs over the past month, and the devious orientals in the Chinese government are poor sports over being so totally defeated by Patriot Trump so they slapped their own tariffs on American livestock products!!!!
 
So we heard from the other members of our Bedford County NSPA chapter that they heard these tariffs imposed by the China people meant the farmers would never be able to slaughter and sell their livestock to China, and they heard Patriots North and Barrett were worried that two calves and a horse on nearby farms would be abandoned by their owners to starve to death on soon to be fallowed farms. So rather than let these poor creatures die a slow, horrible death, we heard Patriots North and Barrett allegedly shot them with an AK-47 to ensure they died a fast, painless death!!!!!
 
Sure enough, though, the fake news media colluded with the so-called local “authorities”, who arrested Patriots North and Barrett and treated them like common criminals, to lock them up and confiscate their gun all the while never holding ex-dictator Obama accountable for his malicious incompetence that caused all of this to happen in the first place!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to clean up this horrible mess ex-dictator Obama left for him!!!!!!!!!!
 
Second 19-year-old suspect captured in Bedford County livestock killings

7/1/2018

National Small Penis Association member crucified by the democrat party hate mob for telling a harmless joke!!!!!! When will the alt-left’s assault on civility, which is ripping this country apart, finally end????!!!!?????
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Milo Yiannopolous from our Miami NSPA chapter has been horrifically hounded and harassed for days by the amoral, avaricious, aggrieved, awful and abusive animals from the fake news media and the democrat party (same difference!!!) because these sniveling snowflakes seemingly can’t take a joke!!!!!!!
 
See, all this nonsense started earlier in the week when Patriot Yiannopolous simply posted the following joke online: “I can’t wait for the vigilante squads to start gunning journalists down on sight.” Once we here at the NSPA executive headquarters got done laughing at this zinger, we all had to admit we were jealous for not thinking of it first.
 
Well, lo and behold, a few days later an armed vigilante gunned down 5 employees of the Capital Gazette in Annapolis, Maryland, and right on cue the liberal hysterical hit squad crassly took Patriot Yiannopolous’ joke out of context and spewed their unending supply of hate and venom upon him in order to score cheap political points at his expense!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
 
Isn’t this so typical of liberals???!!!!???? When somebody tells a joke, instead of laughing or acknowledging the truth and hypocrisy the joke is skewering, they reflexively claim victimhood and bemoan the loss of civility!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to show these snowflakes how a real man with thick skin can take a joke without getting all bent out of shape like a little whining cry baby!!!!!!!
 
Milo Yiannopolous refuses to apologize for ‘joke’ about ‘vigilante death squads gunning down journalists’ despite Maryland shooting

6/27/2018

Good Guy With A Gun On His Face arrested basically…well, for having a gun on his face!!!!!!!
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Michael Vines from our Greenville NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with (get this) driving under a suspended license, driving too fast for conditions and unlawful carrying of a firearm after he allegedly crashed a Toyota Camry into a power pole and then tried to toss his fully loaded Smith & Wesson .38-caliber revolver into the grass. According to the so-called “authorities”, who arrived on the scene to arrest Patriot Vines as if he were some sort of a common criminal, Patriot Vines is prohibited from owning a gun because he has multiple convictions on his record.
 
However, it is obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that this is really a case about the democrat party’s reflexive hatred of anybody who looks different than the bigoted members of their narrow-minded, self-pitying, insecure, fearful base!!!!!!! See, these spineless bastards who have no regard for the U.S. Constitution were bound and determined to lock up Patriot Vines and separate him from his family simply because he has some dark ink in the form of a gun on his face!!!!!!
 
Just when you think the democrat party can’t possibly sink any lower, they impossibly manage to surpass all of their previously established low standards of depravity and shamelessness!!!!!!! This is yet another reminder of why we must resolutely stand by President Donald J. Trump and help elect as many Republican senators and congressmen as possible in the midterm election to prevent the democrat party from destroying the foundations of American democracy!!!!!!!
 
Man With Gun Forehead Tattoo Charged With Illegally Possessing Firearm

6/26/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Dictator Obama and the democrat party were horrible deal makers and allowed China to rape the American economy!!!!!!!

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George Christopher Virgin from our Palm Coast NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) domestic battery and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after he allegedly shot his girlfriend in one of her ears at the couples’ home, but this is just another fake news account of what happened peddled by the dishonest alt-left crowd who know nothing about civility because they are still so bitter about Hillary losing!!!!! SAD!!!!

See, according to Patriot Virgin’s girlfriend (and you know how mean-spirited and dishonest girlfriends can be!!!!), Patriot Virgin allegedly began to argue with her about her son. Then she claimed Patriot Virgin became furious with her after she ordered Chinese food from the Great Wall restaurant because he felt the food was too expensive. She then said Patriot Virgin allegedly hit her in the face twice and explained “this was a normal thing he would do when they argued,” according to the fake news report filed by the so-called Flagler County Sheriff’s Office!!!!!

She then called the Great Wall restaurant to address the pricing issue to placate Patriot Virgin. While she was on the phone, she claimed she noticed Patriot Virgin standing in front of her, pointing a gun at her face. When she tried to smack the gun away from her face, she said Patriot Virgin’s gun went off and shot her in the ear. Right on cue, the alt-left goon squad from the so-called Flagler County Sheriff’s Office swarmed all over the home and treated Patriot Virgin like a common criminal and arrested him because they would like nothing more than to confiscate his gun and lock him up in jail so he can’t vote in the mid-term elections because the totally sick and disgusting democrat party depends upon voter suppression tricks and 3rd party meddling to win elections!!!! SICK!!!!

The real story here, though, is that none of this would have ever happened and Patriot Virgin would be free today if Dictator Obama and his totally corrupt democrat party underlings hadn’t put together the very worst, without a doubt, trade deals the world has ever seen. See, the obvious price gouging the Great Wall restaurant forced upon Patriot Virgin and his girlfriend is just one small example of the $800 trillion annual trade deficit America has with China because of those horrible, the very worst in the history of the world, trade deals established by Dictator Obama!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to teach China a thing or two about how to conduct international trade!!!!!! Not only will this be an easy win for us against China, it also means no more Good Guys With A Gun will ever again be punished by Dictator Obama’s totally horrible trade deals, which made America the mistrusted laughingstock of the world!!!!!!

Palm Coast man allegedly shoots girlfriend in ear during argument

https://www.palmcoastobserver.com/article/palm-coast-man-allegedly-shoots-girlfriend-ear-in-during-argument

6/25/2018

The National Small Penis Association is back online!!!!!!

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We here at the NSPA headquarters are pleased to announce we are back to fight for the rights of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who compensate for their insecurities and constantly gnawing sense of disappointment with how their lives have turned out through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms!!!!!!! We have not been engaged in our online advocacy efforts recently because we have been busy acting as consultants with President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) to help him enact his family separation plan at the Mexican border in order to keep America safe!!!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!

The Government Had No Intention of Reuniting Separated Families

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/06/donald-trumps-family-separation-the-government-had-no-intention-of-reuniting-parents-and-children.html

6/10/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was the victim of oh-so-typical left-wing, immature name calling!!!!!!

Kenneth Reese from our College Station NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) driving while intoxicated and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a gun at an employee of a fast food restaurant and made a comment about “shooting this place up” after he and a woman arrived at the restaurant’s closing time and became upset when the employees refused to serve them….or at least that’s what the fake news, gun-hating “media” would have you believe!!!!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our College Station NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that one of the restaurant employees started laughing at Patriot Reese as she was closing up and called over her coworkers to point out that she thought Patriot Reese looked like the offspring who would be produced if John Krasinski and Colin Farrell conceived a baby as a result of having homosexual relations!!!!!!

Well, given the circumstances, it is perfectly understandable why Patriot Reese allegedly pulled the gun on the cruel, cackling employee in this case. I mean, was he supposed to just stand there and take that junior high school-level insult in front of his woman????!!!!???? Isn’t it disgusting how those godless liberals on the left always sink to this type of absurdly childish name calling to denigrate a Good Guy With A Gun??????!!!!!??? SAD!!!!!! Isn’t it even more shameful that the lying, disgusting “media” would so willingly go along with this obviously biased news coverage in order to push their liberal agenda???!!!!???? SICK!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to call out this undignified liberal name calling and fake news drive by “journalism” and to restore some class to the office of the Presidency after it was totally trashed during the 8 years of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the office!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!!!!

Man accused of pointing gun at fast-food employee charged with aggravated assault

http://www.theeagle.com/news/local/man-accused-of-pointing-gun-at-fast-food-employee-charged/article_479b3236-3db2-5a86-aaf9-deb5f01de8db.html

6/7/2018

Good Guy With A Gun sentenced to 40 years in prison basically for doing nothing more than gathering evidence on his computer to once and for all take down that child sex ring Crooked Hillary was operating out of the basement of that pizza shop!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Terry Kris Brentlinger from our Prince George County NSPA chapter was sentenced today in the Prince George Circuit Court to (get this) 40 years in prison after he was obviously coerced into pleading guilty to nine counts of reproducing child pornography, shooting into an occupied dwelling and reckless handling of a firearm. This is yet another case of a Deep State WITCH HUNT designed to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun in order to cover up the obvious crimes of Crooked Hillary, who really needs to be locked up if you ask us here at the National Small Penis Association!!!!!!
 
See, all this nonsense started January 11 when a whole bunch of government thugs armed with a search warrant (we’ve all seen this bad movie before!) stormed into Patriot Brentlinger’s home under the guise of (get this) seeking to seize evidence related to the downloading and reproduction of child pornography. Then the so-called “authorities” claimed Patriot Brentlinger had an AR-15 assault-style rifle and a handgun in each hand and pointed the guns at the Prince George “police detectives” who had violated the sanctity of his home. Then they claimed that Patriot Brentlinger (get this) engaged them in a standoff and fired a shot at them. This fake news account of the events gave them the excuse they needed to arrest Patriot Brentlinger and confiscate his guns as if he were some sort of a common criminal!!!!!!!
 
Sure enough, this is just more fake news from the lying, disgusting “media” who throw out any lies they can make up because they know their gullible, cry baby base will unconditionally believe anything that feeds into their fears, insecurities and disappointments with how their lives have turned out. See, we heard from the other members of our Prince George County NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that Patriot Brentlinger realized the FBI and CIA were never going to investigate Crooked Hillary’s child sex ring being run out of the basement of that pizza shop because they’re all so busy conducting their WITCH HUNT against President Donald J. Trump so he, being that good Patriot that he is, took it upon himself to go online to gather evidence of what Crooked Hillary has been up to.
 
Sure enough, the Deep State thugs hijacked the narrative of the story and claimed that he was actually saving child pornography on his computer because they always have to resort to unconscionable character assassination to push their monstrously selfish agenda, even if it means destroying the foundational precepts of American democracy and justice!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!
 
Child porn suspect who fired shot during police search of his Prince George home sentenced to 40 years in prison

5/28/2018

The National Small Penis Association salutes our nation’s heroes on this Memorial Day, like President Donald J. Trump, who bravely served at the New York Military Academy, and he would have totally turned the tide of the Vietnam War if he hadn’t been prevented from going there after being stricken with the debilitating curse of bone spurs!!!!! SAD!!!!! I mean, he would have rushed into the tunnels of Cu Chi without a gun to disarm and totally kill all of those Viet Cong!!!!!!!

Also, he never would have been taken as a prisoner of war because he is not some lame loser. Furthermore, he’s a deal maker, and he would have developed the Hanoi Hilton into the classiest, most luxurious P.O.W. camp in Vietnam if he hadn’t been prevented from going there because of his bone spurs!!!!!!!!!!! #whatmighthavebeen

 

5/27/2018

Good Guy With A Gun victimized by a WITCH HUNT inflicted upon him by the vindictive CROOKED HILLARY SQUAD!!!!!!!!

Lenny Dykstra from our Linden NSPA chapter and former New York Mets superstar was arrested early Wednesday morning and charged with (get this) making terroristic threats and multiple drug possession charges after he allegedly put a gun to the head of an Uber driver and threatened to shoot him.

Now, if you believe the lying, disgusting so-called media, they’re really the worst people, many people say, you believe Patriot Dykstra became enraged when the Uber driver refused his request to change destinations in the middle of the ride. Sure enough, the snowflake Uber driver parked his car and ran like a little baby to get the “police” in order to concoct this obviously totally fake story about the gun to cover up for his poor customer service so he could explain away the 1-star review Patriot Dykstra was surely going to give him!!!!! Isn’t it amazing how some people can never take responsibility for their own failures and always have to point blame at others because they suffer from a noxious mix of raging narcissism and bottomless insecurity?????!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

Well, sure enough, the so-called “authorities” couldn’t find Patriot Dykstra’s gun so they obviously planted the cocaine, marijuana and ecstasy they claimed they found on him because they were obviously bound and determined to arrest a Good Guy With A Gun even if they couldn’t find a gun on him!!!!!

The following day, Patriot Dykstra went on Twitter and quoted Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’ by tweeting, “But I keep cruising, can’t stop, won’t stop moving. It’s like I got this music in my mind, sayin’ gonna be alright.”

So now we know why the “authorities” are conducting a ruthless WITCH HUNT against Patriot Dykstra. See, Patriot Dykstra is obviously a Taylor Swift Squad supporter, and it is well known Taylor Swift has an ongoing feud with Katy Perry, and Katy Perry was a vocal supporter of Crooked Hillary’s 2016 campaign so any enemy of the Katy Perry Squad is automatically going to be an enemy of the Crooked Hillary Squad so Crooked Hillary obviously had an axe to grind with Patriot Dykstra so she ordered the WITCH HUNT to take him down!!!!!! SICK!!!!

This all makes perfect sense, particularly when you consider this is exactly the same sort of WITCH HUNT that Crooked Hillary, Dictator Obama and their Deep State thugs have unleashed against President Donald J. Trump with their fake news Russian collusion probe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that the American public is finally seeing through these ridiculous WITCH HUNTS against AMERICAN PATRIOTS like President Donald J. Trump and Lenny Dykstra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LENNY DYKSTRA ARRESTED ALLEGEDLY PULLED GUN ON UBER DRIVER
… Had Coke and Molly

http://www.tmz.com/…/lenny-dkystra-arrested-allegedly-pull…/

5/23/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he simply tried to protect his sweet and innocent girlfriend!!!!!!

William C. Ingle, 21-years-old, from our Piqua NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and arraigned this morning in the Miami County Court of Common Pleas (or Witch Hunt Headquarters as we call it!!!!) to face charges of (get this) making false alarms after he allegedly called the so-called Piqua “Police” Department and made threats to carry out a school shooting and referring to other school shootings as “amateurs.” Sure enough, right on cue, the hateful “authorities”, these are really horrible people, just the worst, many people say, made Patriot Ingle Public Enemy #1 so they could misinform the public about this case in order to initiate their WITCH HUNT against him!!!!!!!

See, the “authorities” very conveniently failed to report why Patriot Ingle allegedly threatened to shoot up the junior high school. See, Patriot Ingle allegedly tried to explain to the authorities that he had threatened to shoot up the school because his 14-year-old girlfriend was being bullied at the junior high school!!!!!

See, the alt-left hate merchants who are crucifying Patriot Ingle are doing this out of the undying spite they still hold against Roy Moore because they cannot accept the pure Christian love an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy can have for a sweet, innocent girl!!!!!! SAD!!!!! We suppose these depraved, America-hating deplorables would rather have Patriot Ingle love another grown man instead of a sweet, young Christian girl because they want to destroy the family unit!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to protect the family unit and REAL AMERICANS like Patriot Ingle!!!!!!!

Documents: Piqua man, 21, made school shooting threat after girlfriend, 14, was bullied

https://www.whio.com/…/police-piqua…/KnCIevE85SZcGZ5W5zsjVM/

5/19/2018

National Small Penis Association member speaks truth to power and stands up to the evil door manufacturing and exit sign manufacturing lobbies to save our children!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick from our Austin NSPA chapter demonstrated rare political courage yesterday when he stepped forward to call out the real culprits behind the mass shooting at Santa Fe High School that left 10 people dead and another 10 wounded even though he surely understood this heroic act would unleash a monstrously amoral backlash from the craven and avaricious sub-humans who profit from the cause of the suffering needlessly forced upon the residents of Santa Fe, Texas!!!!!!

See, Patriot Patrick called out the door manufacturing and exit sign manufacturing lobbies who have a stranglehold on school construction because they own so many of the state and federal politicians when he pointed out at a press conference in the aftermath of the shooting that all of the schools in Texas have too many entrances and exits for armed guards to be able to monitor. Patriot Patrick boldly pointed out that this school shooting maybe would not have happened if there had only been one entrance to the school!!!!!

There, he said it. He said the one thing that everybody knows is behind these school shootings but until now has been unspoken because of unmitigated political cowardice!!!!!!! We here at the National Small Penis Association call on all of our fellow NSPA Patriots to stand with Patriot Patrick to once and for all hold these politicians who have unforgivably done nothing for decades to stop these shootings accountable!!!!!!!!!

This will not be an easy fight because these enemies we fight lack souls and will sink to any depth to maintain their power and wealth. However, we must do this because we must save our children, no matter the personal cost we may face!!!!!

Texas Lt. Gov. Says ‘Too Many Entrances’ Possibly To Blame In School Shooting

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dan-patrick-too-many-entrances-texas-school-shooting_us_5aff51a4e4b0463cdba1e09d

5/17/2018

National Small Penis Association attorney crucified on social media basically because the despicable members of the democrat party continue to obstruct President Donald J. Trump’s plan to build his big, beautiful wall!!!!!!!!
 
Well, sure enough, all of the George Soros-funded anti-American sleeper cells were activated to attack mode on social media yesterday to crucify Aaron Schlossberg from our Manhattan NSPA chapter and chief counsel to the NSPA just because he had the moral courage to try to protect America from all of the animals President Donald J. Trump warned us about who are sneaking into America to use up all of our tax dollars and to destroy us!!!!!
 
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Schlossberg went to lunch at the Midtown Fresh Kitchen and was confronted by the nightmare of being surrounded by an unruly horde of Spanish speaking gang members and banditos who never would have been harassing real Americans like Patriot Schlossberg if the vile and venal members of the democrat party hadn’t colluded with Mexico to obstruct President Trump from building his wall along the border!!!!!!
 
Well, Patriot Schlossberg knew there wasn’t a moment to lose to prevent the Spanish speakers from raping and killing all of the real Americans in the restaurant so he sensibly began cursing at them and telling them that he was more educated than any of them. He then announced he was going to call U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement to order a raid on the restaurant.
 
Sure enough, as soon as video of Patriot Schlossberg’s heroic stand for American values was posted online, the alt-left digital assassins began their vicious witch hunt against Patriot Schlossberg. We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to help real Americans like Patriot Schlossberg fight back against the sinister foreign countries like Mexico which have enacted their plans to destroy America from within!!!!!!
 
SEE IT: White man threatens to call ICE on Spanish-speaking workers at Midtown Fresh Kitchen

5/13/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the continuing corrosive effects of the so-called Women’s March on the minds of naive, impressionable, easily manipulated young women!!!!!!!!!
 
Jeffrey Don Edwards from our Harrah NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday and charged with (get this) two felony counts of animal cruelty after he allegedly shot and killed his 17-year-old daughter’s golden retriever named Jessica Dawn and her mixed breed dog named Duck. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media has hijacked the narrative of this story to make Patriot Edwards look like some sort of heartless, impossibly selfish monster by totally suppressing coverage of what caused this whole situation in the first place!!!!!
 
See, if you fall for the propaganda peddled by the lying, disgusting “media”, you actually believe Patriot Edwards allegedly shot and killed the two dogs because he was upset with his daughter for not washing the dishes. However, we would like to point out that none of this would have happened to begin with if Patriot Edwards’ daughter had known her place and had performed the cleaning around the house. Isn’t it oh-so-interesting that this incident just happened to occur a mere 16 months after that subversive, mind-rotting Women’s March, which allowed a bunch of hysterical, man-hating, irresponsible, entitled, cry baby women to throw a nationwide temper tantrum just so they could start shirking their womanly responsibilities around the house???? All of that nonsense obviously planted the idea in the still developing brain of Patriot Edwards’ daughter that she didn’t need to wash the dishes. As a result, Patriot Edwards had no choice except to allegedly shoot the two dogs and dump their corpses in a wooded area!!!!!!!! Hope you’re happy, ladies!!!!!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to keep a lid on this atrocious behavior. Just imagine how out of control things would have been with this angry women nonsense if Crooked Hillary were in the White House and stoking the sense of self-pity and aggrievement among her female followers for crass, callous political gain!!!!!! #closecall
 
Harrah man kills daughter’s dogs to punish her for not doing the dishes, investigators say

5/10/2018

National Small Penis Association member totally takes down Songbird John McCain for being a snowflake when it comes to torture!!!!!!!!!!!

Retired Air Force Lt. Gen. Thomas McInerney who sits on the National Small Penis Association’s executive council is now the target of a WITCH HUNT by the lying, disgusting so-called “media” for simply telling the truth about John McCain’s moral cowardice on the subject of torture!!!! SAD!!!!
 
See, all this nonsense started when Senator McCain felt all high and mighty and announced he wouldn’t support President Donald J. Trump’s nominee to be CIA director because she oversaw the use of torture by American troops in Iraq. As if Senator McCain knows anything substantial about torture!!!! Look, the only reason he even knows a little bit about torture is because he got captured by the People’s Army of North Vietnam, who, by the way wouldn’t have been able to capture Donald J. Trump because he would have charged at them even if he didn’t have a gun and would have taken them all down!!!!!! We here at the NSPA don’t like soldiers who got captured!!!!! Furthermore, Dick Cheney from our Wilson, Wyoming NSPA chapter said there is nothing wrong with a little bit of torture here and there. #caseclosed
 
Well, Patriot McInerney wasn’t going to let this McCain guy get away with this morally unhinged, beyond reprehensible slur against the CIA nominee so he simply pointed out on the Fox Business that torture works as evidenced by how Songbird John McCain instantly succumbed to a little bit of torture and gave up all kinds of valuable information!!!!! Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting “media” went into their character assassination mode and claimed Patriot McInerney was wrong about everything he said because they wanted to cover Songbird John McCain’s back to repay him for his obstruction of President Donald J. Trump’s valiant effort to save America by destroying Obamacare!!!!!!
 
Sure enough, though, this act of betrayal will pass soon enough because as White House aide Kelly Sadler recently pointed out Songbird John McCain will be dying soon anyway!!!!! Maybe Jesus Christ will come through for us and make sure Joe Arpaio takes Songbird John McCain’s Senate seat once he finally kicks the bucket. That will just be another step America takes toward becoming great again!!!!!!!!
 
Fox Business guest says torture “worked on John McCain.” That’s offensive — and flatly wrong.

5/6/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being proud of his cultural heritage!!!!!!!!

Braxton Michael Gray from our Hartford City, Indiana NSPA chapter was arrested way back on April 23 and was finally charged a few days ago with (get this) intimidation, a Level 5 felony carrying a maximum six-year prison term, and is now forced to wait until August 14 for what will obviously be a totally rigged trial because the so-called activist judges with the Blackford Circuit Court seemingly exist solely to confiscate guns from Good Guys With A Gun and to destroy their lives!!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started when some window watching busybody in Patriot Gray’s apartment complex called the so-called Hartford City “Police” Department to report a man with a gun at the complex, and the dispatcher completely fell for the caller’s hysterical exaggeration and sent a bunch of obviously alt-left, gun-hating “officers” to the scene. Sure enough, just like it always happens, the officers saw an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun and reflexively racially profiled him as a dangerous criminal so they arrested him and confiscated his gun just because he had pointed it at another man!!!!!

Now, if you listen to the lying, disgusting “media”, you believe Patriot Gray allegedly confessed to the “police” that “stuff was said that should not have been said” before he pointed the shotgun at the other man and that he told the other man, “I’ll shoot you where you stand.” If you ask me, this sounds like fake news created to cover up the truth. See, the lying, disgusting media made a point of downplaying the most important aspect of this case. See, Patriot Gray’s mother who was also on the scene tried to explain to the “police” that her son had pointed his shotgun at the other man because he was upset when he woke up and was still in Hartford City, not back in his home state of Mississippi. That sounds totally reasonable to us!!!!

See, first the politically correct, cowardly “authorities” want to erase the proud heritage of the Confederacy by tearing down the statues of our generals who heroically defended the South during the War of Northern Aggression, and now they want to outlaw our cultural heritage by making it a crime for a Good Guy With A Gun to freely express his love for Mississippi!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to recognize the many fine people who aren’t ashamed to proclaim their love of the South from the time when America was truly GREAT, and under his leadership we have a chance to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom: Son pointed shotgun because he woke up in Hartford City, not Mississippi

https://www.thestarpress.com/story/news/crime/2018/05/05/mom-son-pointed-gun-because-he-woke-up-hartford-city/576390002/

5/3/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of showboating crippled people who want us to believe they are athletes!!!!!!!!! AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandt Summitt from our Martinsville NSPA chapter was arrested this past Saturday morning and charged with (get this) pointing a loaded firearm at another person (a level 6 felony in Indiana), public intoxication and resisting law enforcement. Sure enough, though, this is just another case of the so-called “authorities” going on a WITCH HUNT to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun so they can confiscate his gun while pushing political correctness down our throats!!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started early Saturday morning when members of the Greenwood “Police” Department were dispatched to the Barn at Bay Horse Inn for a report of an intoxicated man in the parking lot with a gun. According to the lying“witnesses”, Patriot Summitt was intoxicated and had pulled out a handgun while telling a woman to “back the fuck up.” They then claimed Patriot Summitt pointed the gun at his pregnant wife and another man in the parking lot. Then they made a big point of saying Patriot Summitt waved his gun around before running into the woods.

Well, sure enough, the “officers” fell for these stories and sent their K9 unit to hunt down Patriot
Summitt in the nearby woods where he was probably just trying to sleep on the ground, but camping is apparently now an illegal activity in Indiana!!! SAD!!! Right on cue, they arrested Patriot Summitt and confiscated his fully loaded Glock 27 .40 caliber pistol. Then they forced him to submit to a blood alcohol test, and he blew a .238, which is 3 times the legal limit in Indiana.

The thing that burns us up is the failure of the lying, disgusting “media” to report what forced Patriot to become so intoxicated in the first place, which in turn caused him to brandish his gun. See, we heard from the other members of our Martinsville NSPA chapter that Patriot Summitt has been haunted for the past two months by the horrifying images he was subjected to when he accidentally came across coverage of the Paralympics while flipping through the tv channels back in March. He found it tough to watch those deformed people stumbling down the ski slopes and wobbling around the skating rinks!!!! The only way Patriot Summitt can temporarily erase these gruesome nightmare images from his mind is by succumbing to the oblivion of intoxication!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to the insidious forces of political correctness (who force us to treat the Paralympics as a real sporting event) and to call out the Paralympics as the freak show it is. If you want to see real athleticism, keep your eyes on Patriot Trump!!!!! He can throw a dead spiral through a tire!!!! He can go to Madison Square Garden, with a topcoat, standing in the key, hitting foul shots and swishing them!!!! He sinks 3-foot putts!!!! Let’s see any of the crippled people from the Paralympics (who are tough to watch!) pull off any of those feats!!!!!

Martinsville Police Officer on Leave, Accused of Pointing Gun at People

http://www.wibc.com/news/local-news/martinsville-police-officer-leave-accused-pointing-gun-people

5/1/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for the “horrible crime” of trying to rescue two abducted children!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

Matthew Golden from our Kearney NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) assault with intent to inflict serious injury, intimidation with a dangerous weapon and possession of marijuana after he allegedly rammed the back of a van and fired two shots at it on Interstate 80 in Altoona, Iowa. However, sure enough, the truth is that the lying, disgusting “media” and the left-wing, anti-gun goons in the so-called Altoona “Police” Department colluded to conduct a WITCH HUNT to frame Patriot Golden as a criminal when he was doing nothing more than acting like a responsible Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!!!!!

See, all this rigged nonsense started early one morning recently when Patriot Golden was driving along Interstate 80 and heard an Amber alert for two abducted children being transported in a silver sedan with Illinois plates. Well, Patriot Golden didn’t see a silver sedan with Illinois plates, but he did see a white van with Florida plates so he figured he better take decisive action to make sure those two children weren’t in the van because he’s not like one of those timid, liberal eggheads who insist on obtaining verifiable evidence and crossing every “t” and dotting every “i” before taking action!!!!!!!

So Patriot Golden simply allegedly rammed his car into the back of the van and fired two shots at it. When the Altoona “Police” arrived to the scene, they found Patriot Golden stripped to his underwear lying face-down in the road. Well, we figure he probably took his clothes off in order to give them to the children in case they were in the van and naked and being taken to that sex ring in the basement of that pizza shop in Washington, D.C. that Crooked Hillary was operating!!!!!!!!!

Well, it turned out the two abducted children weren’t in the van so the Altoona “Police” used that as an excuse to arrest Patriot Golden and confiscate his two guns!!!! See, it always comes down to gun confiscation!!!!!! Furthermore, what would have happened if the two children had been in the van and Patriot Golden hadn’t done anything to save them???!!!??? See, the low-information, gun-hating liberals never have an answer for a question like that.

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to show what a brave and bold man who doesn’t pussyfoot around trying to gather an endless list of useless “facts” before taking action can accomplish!!!!!!

Iowa police: Amber alert leads Missouri man to ram, shoot at van

http://cbs2iowa.com/news/local/iowa-police-alert-leads-missouri-man-to-ram-shoot-at-van

4/29/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Dictator Obama was a total disaster (the worst we’ve ever seen, many people say) with the American economy and totally destroyed the lint roller industry in America with all of his senseless, job-killing regulations!!!!!!!!

Craig Tull from our Casselberry NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with (get this) aggravated battery, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and robbery after he allegedly shot at his roommate and then jabbed him in the rib cage with the gun after his roommate failed to clean his cat’s hair off a couch in the house.

Sure enough, the overly reactive, anti-gun members of the so-called Casselberry “Police” Department rushed to the scene and hauled Patriot Tull off to jail without investigating the root cause of this incident because they only cared about confiscating his gun and providing cover for the thankfully deposed Dictator Obama.

See, we heard from the other members of our Casselberry NSPA chapter that Patriot Tull’s roommate would have cleaned up after his cat, but he couldn’t find a lint roller to purchase anywhere because Dictator Obama completely destroyed the lint roller industry in America with an endless series of job-killing regulations because didn’t care about American workers and was the absolute worst deal maker ever!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to end all of these senseless regulations in order to make the Lint Roller Industry Great Again!!!!!!!!

Man shoots at roommate for not picking up cat hair, Casselberry PD says

http://www.wesh.com/article/man-shoots-at-roommate-for-not-picking-up-cat-hair-casselberry-pd-says/20087675

4/25/2018

Showboating black guy without a gun (what a sick guy!) hailed as a so-called “hero” basically because he stole the undeserved spotlight from a table of Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!!!
 
 
Well, the lying, disgusting “media” has been working double duty for the past few days in order to turn the black guy who confiscated the AR-15 from the gunman at the Nashville Waffle House and prevented him from killing more victims into some kind of a hero because they are desperate to obscure the fact that he actually put all of the people in the Waffle House at risk because he irresponsibly wasn’t carrying a concealed weapon because this fits right into their anti-gun agenda!!!!!
 
See, they very conveniently failed to report there were 4 members of the Nashville NSPA chapter at a table in the Nashville Waffle House at the time of the shooting. Now, let me be perfectly clear, these Good Guys With A Gun were just about to shoot the gunman and save the day before the black guy stole all the credit, but they understandably hesitated for a moment because the gunman was naked, and they reflexively turned their heads away because they didn’t want to look at another man’s penis because they are all totally heterosexual Christian men who value the sanctity of marriage between one man and one woman!!!!!!!
 
If the gunman hadn’t been naked, they would have stepped forward immediately and shot him because that’s what Good Guys With A Gun do!!!!!! Apparently this black guy had no issues with immediately putting his hands all over a naked man so you can draw your own conclusions!!!!!!
 
Besides, this black guy did nothing more than steal President Donald J. Trump’s idea about being unarmed and rushing in to stop the Parkland school shooting if he had the chance!!!!!!! See, President Trump is actually the real hero here, but the lying, disgusting media (the very worst people!) would rather die than give him the credit he deserves because they are still obsessed with Crooked Hillary and are still bitter about the fact that she lost the election!!!! SAD!!!!!
 
You can only thank Jesus Christ that you have Donald J. Trump as president and the National Small Penis Association to provide a fair and balanced account of who the real heroes in America are!!!!!!
 
Trump is the only American not praising Waffle House hero James Shaw Jr. — who just happens to be black

4/19/2018

Members of the Syracuse University National Small Penis Association chapter crucified by the campus snowflakes basically for engaging in a harmless team-building exercise!!!!!

Well, the political correctness police who hold tyrannical sway over universities across America have pulled their puppet strings to destroy the lives of all the members of our Syracuse University NSPA chapter (aka the Theta Tau fraternity) in order to create a safe space for all of the elitist snowflakes there. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting, socialistic, so-called college “newspaper” at Syracuse pushed their alt-left agenda by posting the fraternity’s video of a simple team-building exercise for all the university to see and by shrouding it in air of fake outrage just to get more clicks on their totally failing website!!!!!

See, if you don’t allow yourself to get caught up in the paper’s false narrative and watch the video on the “paper’s” website with an open mind, you’ll see that these future leaders of the National Small Penis Association did nothing that we here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters didn’t already do during our team-building exercises at our most recent corporate retreat!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in our fraternity of the insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy movement because we know he will always have our backs because he always thinks of others before he thinks of himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SU suspends Theta Tau fraternity after video of ‘extremely racist’ behavior surfaces

http://dailyorange.com/2018/04/su-suspends-theta-tau-fraternity-video-extremely-racist-behavior-surfaces/

4/17/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he has had difficulty getting restful sleep due to his anxiety over the Deep State’s WITCH HUNT of Donald J. Trump!!!!!!
Eric Hunter Jones from our Spotsylvania NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with (get this) possession of a firearm by a felon, felony receiving stolen property, reckless handling of a firearm and filing a false police report after he allegedly shot himself accidentally in the leg and then attempted to blame the shooting on two black males who he claimed approached him in front of his motel room at the Econo Lodge on Jefferson Davis Highway (the NSPA’s favorite highway in Virginia!!!!).
 
Well, sure enough the alt-left hate mob is trying to hijack the narrative of this story and claim this is yet another example of a cowardly WHITE man (cue the scary music) trying to prey upon the ingrained racism still prevalent in the South, which is a shameless and pathetic use of the magician’s art of misdirection to prevent the public from understanding that Patriot Jones is the real victim here.
 
See, as you can see from the mug shot, Patriot Jones was extremely drowsy at the time of his arrest. Well, we heard from the other members of our Spotsylvania NSPA chapter that Patriot Jones has not been getting much sleep over the past month because he has been so distraught about the Deep State’s relentless efforts to destroy Donald J. Trump’s presidency in order to destroy America!!!!! Well, thanks to this Deep State tyranny, we heard that Patriot Jones was so fatigued Saturday night that he had nodded off and accidentally shot himself with his gun, which we bet he had in his hand to protect himself from any dangerous Mexicans who might try to hurt him!!!!
 
Well, when he shot himself, we figure he was in a state of delirium induced by the sleep deprivation caused by the unending anxiety he has been experiencing due to the Deep State’s evil machinations and manipulation at the root of their WITCH HUNT against Donald J. Trump!!!!! So it’s totally understandable that in this weakened condition Patriot Jones’ mind would try to make sense of what had just happened by coming up with the most logical explanation for the shooting by having him believe two black guys had shot him, which is totally more believable than a Good Guy With A Gun accidentally shooting himself. DUH!!!!
 
Sure enough, though, the showboating, so-called “authorities” were in a rush to judgement and didn’t consider what really happened because they had to claim another scalp to please their Deep State overlords!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that he has endowed Donald J. Trump with the awesome strength of character needed to withstand this sinful assault upon his character and the U.S. Constitution!!!!!!
 
Spotsylvania man faces felony charges after shooting himself in leg

4/16/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a Good Neighbor With A Gun!!!!!!!!!!

Garrett Noll from our Festus NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) second-degree assault after he allegedly shot a woman who he suspected had burglarized his neighbor’s house. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” and the shock troops from the so-called Jefferson County “Sheriff’s” Office colluded in a slimeball attempt to make Patriot Noll appear to be an impossibly impulsive buffoon lacking the slightest traces of common sense or emotional maturity who should never have access to any firearm, including a cap gun!!!!! See, when these insecure evil forces of the Deep State ever feel threatened by a Patriot willing to stand up to them, they reflexively resort to character assassination or lame schoolyard name calling in an always counter-productive attempt to discredit their ever-growing list of enemies!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started when the always vigilant Patriot Noll noticed two strangers – a man and a woman – leaving his neighbor’s house and get into a vehicle. According to the fake news St. Louis “media” reports, Patriot Noll didn’t believe the pair had a legitimate reason to be in the house.

Well, Patriot Noll then took the one sensible course of action that any good neighbor would have followed in this situation. See, he ran out to the driveway and fired a warning shot as the car was backing out and then fired twice more. Well, one thing led to another and one of those bullets ended up in the head of the woman in the car. Then another thing led to another and it turned out the couple in the car were friends with Patriot Noll’s neighbor.

However, the point that is being missed in this story is what would have happened if Patriot Noll had not taken this decisive first strike action and the two people in the car had been murderous Mexicans or radical Islamic terrorists or Black Lives Matter activists????!!!!!!????? When the potential dangers are that significant, a Good Guy With A Gun understands he only has one choice, and that is to shoot his gun to protect his neighbors from being harmed by a dangerous interloper.

We can only thank Jesus Christ that have Donald J. Trump in the White house to bring some sense of sanity and order to America as the Deep State continues pushing its endless parade of witch hunts designed to destroy the lives of Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Noll!!!!!! DISGRACE!!!!!!

http://fox2now.com/2018/04/11/festus-man-charged-after-shooting-person-visiting-neighbors-house/

4/14/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to help a 14-year-old high school student prepare to survive a school shooting!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
 
Jeffery Craig Zeigler from our Rochester Hills NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) assault with intent to murder and possession of a firearm in the commission of a felony after he allegedly fired a shotgun at a teenager who had stopped at his house to ask for directions!!!!! Sure enough, fake news CNN piled on Patriot Zeigler and tried to make him sound like some sort of unhinged, racist thug because that fits their lying, liberal agenda!!!!!
 
See, all this nonsense started Thursday morning when a 14-year-old student (who just happened to be black) at Rochester High School missed his bus and had to walk 4 miles to school. Well, he got lost on the way and knocked on the doors of several houses to ask for directions to the school without finding anybody home until he reached Patriot Zeigler’s house.
 
Now, if you believe fake news CNN’s account, you believe Patriot Zeigler’s wife answered the door and started screaming at the sight of a young black man at the door. Then you believe Patriot Ziegler rushed to the door with his shotgun and fired it at the teen who was running away at the sight of the gun.
 
Right on cue the so-called Oakland County “Sheriff’s” Department showed up and conducted a totally rigged witch hunt of Patriot Zeigler. They didn’t even bother to gather the alternative facts of the case and concocted a ridiculous narrative about Patriot Zeigler racially profiling the visitor to his house and attempting to shoot him!!!! SICK!!!!!! WITCH HUNT!!!!
 
See, we heard from the other members of the Rochester Hills NSPA chapter that Patriot Zeigler was actually trying to help the young student. See, when Patriot Zeigler heard him say he was on his way to Rochester High School, Patriot Zeigler had the idea to help him practice how to evade a rampaging gunman in case a school shooter ever shows up to Rochester High School. So, out of the goodness of his selfless, Christian heart, Patriot Zeigler got his shotgun and shot at the young student as he ran away from the house. Well, the young student managed to avoid getting shot so Patriot Zeigler’s training regime paid off and prepared the young student to survive any future school massacres he might encounter!!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!
 
However, the Deep State is bound and determined to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun so they resorted to their dirty tricks and hijacked the narrative of this story to make him appear to be a criminal so they can confiscate his gun and lock him up in time to prevent him from voting for Donald J. Trump’s reelection in 2020!!!!!! We cannot allow this chaos recklessly fomented by the Deep State’s singular goal to undermine Donald J. Trump’s presidency to continue any longer before it destroys America!!!!! RESIST!!!!!!!
 
Teen says he was asking for directions, but homeowner shot at him

4/13/2018

National Small Penis Association member viciously attacked by a blood-lusting Mexican basically because he is a Trump supporter and loves America!!!!!! SICK!!!!! BUILD THE WALL!!!!!!!
 
Rod Salka from our West Mifflin NSPA chapter was brutally assaulted by a marauding Mexican Thursday night at the Springs Resort Casino in Indio, California, and this brazen attack is yet another shocking example of the horrifying consequence of the evil democrat party’s relentless obstructionism that has allowed them to callously block President Donald J. Trump’s valiant attempts to protect America by building the wall along the Mexican border!!!!!!!
 
Worse yet, since this casino in California was obviously a gun-free zone (thank you, Governor Moonbeam….NOT!!!!!!), there was not a single Good Guy With A Gun to protect Patriot Salka so a bystander had to resort to throwing in a towel at the scene of the crime in a desperate attempt to save Patriot Salka’s life!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
 
Sure enough, this tragedy exposes the cataclysmic consequences America will face unless we listen to President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) and enact once and for all his plans to build the wall and eliminate gun-free zones!!!!!!!! TIME TO ACT!!!! AMERICA FIRST!!!!!!!!
 
Boxer Wearing ‘America 1st’ Shorts Gets Pounded By Mexican Opponent

4/11/2018

National Small Penis Association member forced out of his job basically for just engaging in a little bit of harmless locker room talk!!!!!!!!

Jamie Allman from our St. Louis NSPA chapter and our favorite conservative commentator at the St. Louis Sinclair Broadcast Group ABC affiliate television station was crucified by the liberal political correctness police and coerced into resigning all because he simply sent out a hilarious tweet on Twitter in which he said he was preparing to sexually assault one of the teenage Parkland shooting survivors with a hot poker.

I mean, come on, that was just harmless locker room talk. We here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters frequently get together to take a shower after getting all sweaty after a night of fellowship at the Pro Armament Co. shooting range in Cuyahoga Falls. See, we just hardass each other by engaging in harmless locker room talk about grabbing women by the pussy and ramming sharp, heated objects into the rectums of teenage boys who survived a massacre. We’re just blowing off a little steam!!!! Where’s the harm in that???!!!!???

Sure enough, all of the effete, alt-left, arugula-loving, liberal snobs (like Dictator Obama) who have no idea about how real guys talk got all bent out of shape and cried for Patriot Allman’s head and now Patriot Allman’s life is in tatters!!!!! SICK!!!! SAD!!!! Masculinity is dead!!!! See, this is all a prelude to the alt-left’s goal of destroying President Donald J. Trump, the paragon of masculinity, with their witch hunt because they know they must wipe out masculinity in America to ensure the destruction of America to pave the way for a One World Government!!!!! SICK!!! We must not let this happen!!!!!!

Sinclair show canceled after commentator’s vulgar tweet about Parkland survivor David Hogg

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2018/04/09/sinclair-commentator-resigns-after-threatening-to-sexually-assault-parkland-survivor-david-hogg/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.ba3b8fc76e78

4/9/2018

Get with the times and show your support!!!!! Ask your barber to give you The Trump!!!!!!!!


The National Small Penis Association is proud to announce its partnership with the Great Clips chain of hairstyling salons to offer all NSPA members a 15% discount when they request The Trump haircut. In these harrowing times of the Deep State’s obsessive, relentless witch hunt against President Donald J. Trump, when the hours of the approaching day await those of us in the insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy movement like 24 blood-lusting Mexican banditos!!!!, what better way could there possibly be to show your courage to stand up against the George Soros-funded Deep State on Patriot Trump’s behalf than by proudly displaying The Trump hairstyle????!!!!!??? #resistthewitchhunt

4/8/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the Deep State is pulling out all of their tricks to try to discredit John Bolton’s ‘first strike’ doctrine!!!! SAD!!!!!
 
Tony Rutherford from our Jay, Oklahoma NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and is being held (get this) on a murder complaint in connection with the fatal shooting of his 13-year-old son who was driving what he thought was a stolen family vehicle, according to the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation (or the Deep State Stooges, as we call them here at National Small Penis Association!!!).
 
See, all this nonsense started Saturday around 1:43 A.M. when Patriot Rutherford stopped by his older son’s house, which was supposed to be vacant, after neighbors called him to report there were many vehicles at the house. Well, understandably, Patriot Rutherford’s first reaction was to rush over there with his gun because why bother calling the “police” because who needs “police” (who do nothing more than voraciously consume taxpayer dollars and then live the life of Riley with their taxpayer-funded pensions!!!) when you have a Good Guy With A Gun willing to do the job for free???!!!!????
 
Well, when Patriot Rutherford drove up on the scene with his gun and ready for action, he saw somebody driving away in his older son’s truck so he understandably began driving after the truck and allegedly fired his gun several times at the driver and killed him. Well, lo and behold, it turned out the driver behind the wheel just happened to be Patriot Rutherford’s 13-year-old son.
 
Right on cue, the George Soros-funded alt-left hate brigade began to robotically chant their programmed anti-gun rhetoric and called for Patriot Rutherford to be held accountable for his actions. Sure enough, we here at the NSPA see the game at play here. See, the Deep State is using this as a proxy war to lay the groundwork to discredit John Bolton’s ‘first strike’ doctrine just as he is about to take office as President Donald J. Trump’s National Security Advisor. See, Patriot Rutherford understandably enacted a ‘first strike’ doctrine when he shot at his older son’s truck because there was a chance that the gathering at his son’s vacant house was a marauding band of illegal Mexican immigrants who had congregated at the house to make their plans to murder and rape the good people of Jay or it might have been a sleeper cell of Muslim terrorists who were plotting to kill the good people of Jay so they could establish a caliphate to spread Sharia law or it might have been a gathering of Black Lives Matter activists who were making plans to attack WHITE people!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Okay, so it turned out it was his 13-year-old son, but it’s always better to be safe than sorry with the John Bolton ‘first strike’ doctrine, and that’s exactly why the Deep State wants to see John Bolton fail. See, they want to destroy America so they will do whatever they can to destroy Patriot Bolton, even if they have to ruin the life of Patriot Rutherford!!!!!! SICK!!!!! #howlowcantheysink
 
Delaware County Man Shoots, Kills 13-Year-Old Son, OSBI Says

4/2/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing his ground against the Devil’s consorts!!!!!!!

Steven Mishow from our Cohasset NSPA chapter was obviously forced by government coercion into pleading guilty to two misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty for the so-called shooting murders of two of his neighbors’ cats, according to the totally biased Itasca County “authorities”, who we’re sure are a bunch of pieces of work who are obsessed with destroying the lives of Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started way back in October 2017 when these busybody Itasca County “authorities” began poking their noses into Patriot Mishow’s business all because one of his hysterical neighbors accused him of killing one of his cats and two cats belonging to another neighbor. Worse yet, one of Patriot Mishow’s backstabbing neighbors recorded him admitting to shooting cats, saying, “I will kill every fucking cat that comes in my yard.”
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So right on cue, the “authorities” began harassing Patriot Mishow and obviously browbeated him into admitting he hates cats and that he shot two of the three missing cats. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media is trying to hijack the narrative of this story so they can portray Patriot Mishow as some sort of pathetically emotionally immature and monstrously unstable baby-man who vents his self-pitying rage over his disappointments with how his life has turned out by spraying gunfire on defenseless, harmless creatures because these liberal ghouls always resort to character assassination to attack those who simply disagree with them!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

See, the truth is (we heard from the other members of our Cohasset NSPA chapter) that Patriot Mishow was simply trying to keep his neighbors safe from Satan’s sway because we all know cats are the Devil’s consort. Nicholas Remy, the NSPA’s favorite 16th century witch hunter (not like these modern-day fake witch hunters who assail President Trump every day!!!), wrote a book, ‘Demonolatry’, about this subject and documented the terrifying facts that the Devil frequently takes the form of a cat and that cats are demonic!!!!! Obviously, the liberal Itasca County “officials” hate God and would love nothing more than to turn their backs on Christ in order to defend the Devil’s companions!!!!!! SICK!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to promote Christian values in the face of all of the depravity that is still running rampant in America from all of the destruction done by Dictator Obama’s regime!!!!!!!

Man Pleads Guilty To Shooting Deaths Of Neighbors’ Cats

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2018/03/29/guilty-plea-shooting-cats/

3/31/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than making use of his 1st and 2nd Amendment rights at the same time, which apparently made him Enemy of the State #1 to the Deep State!!!!!!
 
Mark Rains from our New Castle NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday and charged with (get this) pointing a firearm, a Level 6 felony carrying up to 30 months in prison, after he allegedly pointed a loaded shotgun at his girlfriend’s adult son during an argument over laundry. However, if you ignore the fake news coverage of this story and focus on the real news, you’ll discover this story is really about the Deep State trying to enact its globalist plan to strip away our Constitutional rights one by one!!!!!!
 
See, all this nonsense started Tuesday when Patriot Rains was simply trying to relax on a couch with a few drinks (you know, just enough to unwind and bump his blood-alcohol level up to .264) at his girlfriend’s house, when he allegedly became furious with his girlfriend’s adult son over an issue with the laundry.  See, we figure the numbskull son washed whites with colored clothes (never a good idea to mix the two under any circumstances!!!!! #duh) so Patriot Rains simply decided to provide a little fatherly guidance (which we’re sure the son’s always-absent biological father never provided because just look at how the son turned out, which is just one of the multiple intended consequences of the democrat party’s long-term plan to destroy the family unit in order to make everybody completely dependent upon the government!!!!!!!!) by allegedly pointing a loaded shotgun at the son’s head. Hell, my father pointed a loaded gun at my head many times when I was growing up, and it made me the fine man I am today!!!!!
 
Well, right on cue, the gun-hating goons from the so-called New Castle “Police” Department swarmed to the scene at the bidding of their Deep State puppet masters and began their totally rigged interrogation of Patriot Rains and completely ignored him when he reportedly responded to their questions about what happened by saying, “Nothing, it was just words.” See, Patriot Rains was just letting his gun do all of his talking for him when he allegedly pointed it at the son’s head. Well, the “authorities” didn’t waste a moment to deny Patriot Rains his 1st and 2nd Amendment rights at the same time so they arrested him and hauled him off to the Henry County jail because the sooner the Deep State can take away all of our Constitutional rights, the sooner they can implement their One World Government!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to all of the international chaos being instigated by the Deep State before a series of impossibly misguided and ill-conceived military interventions destabilize the tenuous balance of global order!!!!!!
 
Police: Man pointed shotgun after dispute over laundry

3/30/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for engaging in a little bit of harmless ‘Terminator’ cosplay!!!!!!!!
 
Charles Griffin, Sr. from our Chambersburg NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) simple assault after he allegedly pointed a gun at his neighbor. See, Patriot Griffin’s scaredy-cat neighbor frantically called the “police” to report he had noticed a red laser dot in his residence and saw Patriot Griffin outside holding a gun with a laser attached.
 
Sure enough, when the so-called “police” arrived and saw an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy holding a gun, they reflexively jumped to the conclusion that he was some sort of thug up to no good and arrested him without bothering to find out what was really going on. See, we heard from the other members our Chambersburg NSPA chapter that Patriot Griffin had simply been trying out his ‘Terminator’ cosplay costume for the upcoming Chambersburg Comic-Con.
 
What we’d like to know is where is the crime here? I mean, what ‘Terminator’ outfit would be complete without a gun with a laser attached??????? This is just another tragic example of what happens when the “police” can act with impunity when an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy is involved!!!! SAD!!!!! THIS MUST END!!!!! NOW!!!!!!
 
Besides, this is an obvious case of racial profiling of an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy!!!!! I mean, does Patriot Griffin really look like somebody capable of committing an impulsive act of rage-fueled violence????!!!!!??? PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!!
 
Chambersburg man facing charges after allegedly pointing gun with laser into neighbor’s home

3/29/2018

Good Guy With A Gun and Good Girl With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect the good citizens of Pima County from a Muslim terrorist attack!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
 
William Cornett from our Pima County NSPA chapter and his wife were arrested Saturday and booked into the Pima County Adult Detention Center on (get this) the felony charge of disorderly conduct, recklessly handling or displaying a weapon after they allegedly drove by participants in the March For Our Lives rally in Sahuarita and pointed a rifle at them out the window of their pickup truck, once from the driver side and once from the passenger side.
 
Sure enough, the alt-left cowards duped into showing up for the so-called “march” became hysterical at the sight of a gun and the Confederate flag flying proudly from the back of Patriot Cornett’s truck so they frantically called the “police” to have them conduct a witch hunt against Patriot Cornett and his wife.
 
Sure enough, right on cue, the gun-hating members of the Sahuarita “Police” Department took the bait and hunted Patriot Cornett and his wife down and confiscated their gun, even though it wasn’t loaded!!!!!! See, Patriot Cornett and his wife explained they had simply been trying to make a statement against the democrat party hate mobs that have succumbed to a horrific anti-gun frenzy spreading across America, paid for and fomented by George Soros and the multibillion dollar squirt gun industry, which will be poised to reap huge profits if all of our real guns are taken away from us!!!! So, even though they were simply using the 1st Amendment to make a statement with an unloaded gun, they were treated like common criminals!!!!!!!
 
The injustice of this story even gets worse, though. See, we heard from the other members of our Pima County NSPA chapter that Patriot Cornett and his wife were also actually trying to save the citizens of Pima County from a Muslim terrorist attack because they had discovered Sahuarita is a sleeper cell community for Muslim terrorists!!!! See, if you take a,u, and t out of Sahuarita, you get SHARIA!!!!!!! How much more obvious can this be????? We must be vigilant!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!
 
Couple arrested after rifle pointed at Sahuarita gun-violence rally

3/28/2018

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! National Small Penis Association member Michael Cohen steps up to pay for the border wall to keep America safe!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Cohen from our Manhattan NSPA chapter (and also the smartest, classiest and greatest attorney working for President Donald J. Trump, who is also a member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) has just agreed to pay the $70 billion required to build the border wall with Mexico because he is sick and tired of seeing the turncoat members of the democrat party block President Trump’s efforts to build the wall at every turn, according to a report we read on one of our favorite men’s rights movement chatrooms on Reddit!!!!!!!!!

See, we heard Patriot Cohen is so dedicated to helping President Donald J. Trump achieve his goal to stop all of the Mexican murderers and rapists who want to come to America to destroy us that he is willing to man up and pay for the wall out of his own pocket!!!!!! STRONG!!!!!! See, this is just further proof that if you want keep America safe, you’ve got to turn to an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will publish more details as they become available.

3/26/2018

National Small Penis Association charter member Rick Santorum totally shuts down the Parktown snowflakes and schools them on the importance of personal responsibility!!!!!!! We just keep winning, and we haven’t gotten tired yet of all of this winning!!!!!!!
 
Rick Santorum from our Great Falls NSPA chapter called bullshit yesterday on the hysterical, fake news-manufactured, modern-day Beatlemania surrounding the coddled Parkland school kids (#getoverit #timetomoveonalready) during an appearance on CNN (don’t even get me started!!!) when he rightly pointed out that students who have rallied for gun control should instead learn CPR or find their own way to prevent a school shooting.
 
Patriot Santorum pointed out the obvious when he said, “How about kids instead of looking to someone else to solve their problem, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to that.” See, these self-entitled kids have been raised to believe the government should give them free stuff and solve all of their problems because the democrat party wants to keep them ignorant, obedient and dependent so they will grow up to be easily-manipulated dupes who will reliably vote against their own interests to do the bidding of the big money donors who buy off the democrat party “politicians” in order to dictate legislation that will make them even wealthier!!!!! SAD!!!!
 
Then Patriot Santorum bravely pointed out the folly of these teenage bullies trying to push “phony gun laws” that don’t work upon all of us. He said, “They took action to ask someone to pass a law. They didn’t take action to say, ‘How do I, as an individual, deal with this problem?’” As if a law is going to accomplish anything in regard to guns. See, these clueless kids (who I’m sure all got failing grades in their civics classes until their helicopter parents harassed the schools administrators who caved and forced the teachers to raise their grades!!!!) know nothing about how the legislative process works. See, Patriot Santorum was a U. S. senator, and he knows from his own experience and legislative record that lawmakers can’t be bothered with enacting laws to kill the 2nd Amendment because they are busy passing laws to deal with truly important issues like preventing an increase of the minimum wage, enacting tax cuts for the wealthiest in our country and blocking the legalization of gay marriage!!!!!!
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that Patriot Santorum was the one adult in the CNN studio to lay out how our government is really supposed to work!!!!
Rick Santorum: Students should learn CPR, not rally for “phony gun laws

3/25/2018

The National Small Penis Association totally wins the showdown with the juvenile delinquents in Washington, D.C. at March For Our Lives, which many people are saying didn’t have 1/8th of the record-breaking turnout that came to President Donald J. Trump’s inauguration!!!!!!!!! We just keep winning, and we haven’t begun to get tired yet from all this winning!!!!!!!!

The National Small Penis Association was out in full force yesterday in front of the Trump International Hotel (the most beautiful, classiest hotel that has ever been built, many people are saying this) along the route for March For Our Lives to stand up to the selfish, easily manipulated, self-entitled, totally immature, name-calling, juvenile delinquents who were there to try to bully our brave and noble Christian Republican politicians into taking away our guns and crucifying the 2nd Amendment!!!!!!.

We had planned on standing side by side with our brothers in arms and small penises from the National Rifle Association, which had scheduled a 9 A.M. counter-rally (with Dana Loesch as the featured speaker!!!!!) on the steps of the Trump International Hotel, but (for whatever reason) the rally was canceled without notice or explanation. Sure enough, the haters out there have claimed even the NRA must have realized at the last minute what a horrible idea this was so they quietly scrapped this impossibly ill-conceived idea because the haters always try to spin a false narrative to try to make those of us in the guns rights movement look bad. We figure the NRA canceled the event out of safety concerns over having their supporters surrounded by a roving band of deranged teenage bullies who have a blood lust (indoctrinated in them by George Soros and Dictator Obama in our government schools!!!) for anybody who owns a gun!!!!!!

While the NRA may not have followed through with the counter-rally (for perfectly good reasons, we’re sure!!!!), they did drop the mic with the following message on Facebook to expose March For Our Lives as the fraud that it was: “Stand and Fight for our Kids’ Safety by Joining NRA. Today’s protests aren’t spontaneous. Gun-hating billionaires and Hollywood elites are manipulating and exploiting children as part of their plan to DESTROY the Second Amendment and strip us of our right to defend ourselves and our loved ones.”

Boy oh boy, does the NRA know how to get to the truth of the matter or what???!!!???!!!! Sure enough, right on cue, you can count on the alt-left, elitist, liberal hatemongers in the democrat party to reply in their sneering and smug manner that the only manipulating and exploiting going on is being done by the decency-hating billion dollar gun manufacturing companies and the monstrously avaricious and soulless lobbyists doing their whorish bidding who are manipulating and exploiting cowardly, sinfully selfish and weak-willed members of the Republican party as part of their plan to strip us and our loved ones of our right to live our lives without the ever-present threat of horrific gun violence. Isn’t it so typical of these democrat party hypocrites to unfailingly and reflexively use the defense mechanism of psychological projection to accuse their opponents of the very thing they are perpetually guilty of?????!!!!!!!????? SAD!!!!!!!!!

NRA Takes Aim At ‘March For Our Lives’ Rally, Mocks Gun Violence Survivors

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/…/nra-march-for-our-lives_us

3/22/2018

National Small Penis Association member in as national security adviser!!!!!!! We just keep winning in the AGE OF TRUMP, and we’re not even coming close yet to getting tired of all of this winning!!!!!!!!

Excuse the abbreviated post, but the National Small Penis Association executive board has been called into a strategic planning session with John Bolton (from our Washington, D.C. NSPA chapter and the newly minted national security adviser) to help him prepare Team Trump for the upcoming Small Penis Summit with Kim Jong-un, which we are so totally going to win, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, I mean, it will be really amazing, at least that’s what a lot of people are saying, and you’re going to be so proud of us, it’ll be so great, really amazing!!!!!!!!
 
N. Korea Experts Tear Into Bolton: ‘He’s Never Met A Country He Hasn’t Wanted To Destroy’

3/21/2018

National Small Penis Association member cruises to the NSPA’s endorsement for Kentucky Secretary of State!!!!!!!!! #obvious
 
Carl B. Nett from our Louisville NSPA chapter did the insecure, small-penised, White guy community proud and earned the unconditional endorsement of the NSPA for Kentucky Secretary of State yesterday when he called out the so-called Kentuckian John Yarmuth (who in our opinion illegally occupies the U.S. House seat from Kentucky’s 3rd congressional district for the democrat party) for bragging that he would proudly wear a pin with his ‘F’ rating from the NRA and us here at the NSPA on his lapel by advising him to move the pin closer to his heart so he could have a better target.
 
Well, sure enough, Patriot Nett’s courageous act of calling out cowardice activated all of the snowflakes in the Twitterverse to clutch their peals like a pack of hysterical women and call for his head (talk about hypocrisy!!! SAD!!!!) as they collapsed on their fainting couches!!!!!!!!
 
We here at the National Small Penis Association want to thank Patriot Nett for proudly and defiantly representing the ethos of the insecure, small-penised, White guy movement because we in the community still have so much work to do. See, many people said in 2016 that we could no longer claim to be victims of injustice because America finally elected an insecure, small-penised, White guy as president!!!! Yeah, right, as if magically the generations of institutional racism and hatred toward insecure, small-penised, White guys that had become interwoven in the fabric of America would somehow just disappear overnight!!!!!!! To the contrary, as evidenced by the daily crucifixion of Donald J. Trump by the Deep State and the lying, disgusting “media”, it is sadly obvious the unmitigated hatred toward our community only grows frighteningly stronger every day!!!!!!! WE MUST BE EVEN STRONGER!!!!
 
Kentucky GOP candidate threatens to shoot congressman for mocking the NRA

3/20/2018

The National Small Penis Association’s editorial board was given the night off tonight to celebrate Vladimir Putin’s really great election win with a victory party at the Chick-fil-A on Howe Ave. in Cuyahoga Falls. We will return to our regular posting tomorrow night!!!!!!!


Putin, a Little Man Still Trying to Prove His Bigness

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/putin-a-little-man-still-trying-to-prove-his-bigness

3/19/2018

“Authorities” confiscate Good Guy With A Gun’s loaded Smith & Wesson M&P .40-caliber pistol because of totally unrelated and totally fake charges!!!!! How much more petty and unprincipled can these monsters possibly be???!!!!????? SAD!!!!!
 
David Brian “Blaze” (you just know a guy is going to be totally cool when he has ‘Blaze’ as a nickname) Boersma from our Decatur NSPA chapter was obviously coerced by the “government officials” in a federal court in Alabama (is it just a coincidence that this happened in Alabama after Doug Jones stole the senate election from Roy Moore??????) to plead guilty to the obviously fake charges of attempted kidnaping, attempted sex trafficking of a child, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and possessing a firearm in furtherance of a violent crime (and just when in the HELL did this become a thing????) this morning!!!!! Sure enough, we here at the NSPA executive headquarters are sure this was nothing more than yet again another elaborate character assassination of a Good Guy With A Gun in order to confiscate his gun!!!!!!!
 
See, if you believe the lying, disgusting, fake news “media”, you believe Patriot Boersma had hatched a plan to kidnap a woman and her teen daughter so he could kill the woman and sell her daughter to a sex trafficker for $8,000, according to federal prosecutors and (get ready for this) the U.S. Department of “Justice” (Okay, are you finally starting to connect the dots here???!!!??? WITCH HUNT!!!).
 
Only the alt-left, liberal hate mob (a.k.a. the democrat party) could conjure crackpot conspiracy theories like this to keep their dull-witted, easily manipulated base unconditionally under their sway and to perpetually feed their insatiable need to be filled with fear and dissatisfaction!!!!! See, when you get to the heart of the matter, the democrat party resorted to these evil machinations just to provide themselves an excuse to confiscate Patriot Boersma’s gun. See, if they had just burst into Patriot Boersma’s home and grabbed his gun (just as they wanted to do) , everybody would be on to them. However, by doing it this way, they oh so conveniently get to make the public think Patriot Boersma is some sort of impossibly deviant sociopath because that provides them all of the cover they need to confiscate his gun without anybody raising a peep.
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stop the U.S. Department of “Justice” from abusing its power and authority like this to conduct WITCH HUNTS to destroy the lives and reputations of REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS like Patriot Boersma!!!!! #timesup
 
Alabama man pleads guilty to trying to sell teen to Tennessee sex trafficker for $8,000

3/17/2018

National Small Penis Association member takes the high road and holds his head high!!!!!!!!


Leslie Gibson from our Sabattus NSPA chapter is the latest Patriot to be targeted by the WITCH HUNTING democrat party Political Correctness Police and (surprise, surprise!!!!) back stabbing Republicans In Name Only in Maine who have colluded to force Patriot Gibson out of the race for the state House seat in the Maine 57th district all because he committed the oh so horrible “crime” of acting as a modern-day Paul Revere to raise the alarm against our country’s enemies who are threatening to take America away REAL AMERICANS!!!!!!!

See, Patriot Gibson had the courage to step up as the one adult in the state to call out two of the totally immature, so-called “victims” from Parkland, Florida who are bound and determined to do the bidding of George Soros to pry every last gun from the hands of every last one of us insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with how our lives have turned out. See, Patriot Gibson simply made this casual observation that one of the so-called “victims” was a “skinhead lesbian” who did not impress him and who would only appeal to a “frothing at the mouth moonbat” and that the other was a “bald-faced liar”, which, if you ask us here at the NSPA executive headquarters, is nothing but the truth!!!!!!

However, if there is one thing that the enemies of President Donald J. Trump hate more than anything else, it’s THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! So these forces of evil managed to drive Patriot Gibson out of the race, but they did not strip him of his maturity and dignity!!!! See, when the muckrakers at the Portland Press Herald interviewed him yesterday, Patriot Gibson stated, “I am not walking away with my head hung low. I am walking away with my head held high.” That reminds me of the time I heard Melania Trump say, “When they go low, we go high.” We can only thank Jesus Christ that we still have enough TRUE REPUBLICANS around to show the youth of America how to conduct themselves with GRACE and CLASS!!!!!!!!!!

Maine Republican who called Parkland shooting survivor `skinhead lesbian’ drops bid for state House seat

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/goper-insulted-parkland-survivor-drops-bid-state-house-article-1.3879814

3/16/2018

Good Guy With A Gun Ted Nugent claps back at that so-called “war hero” John McCain!!!!!! We here at the National Small Penis Association just keep winning!!!!!!!

Ted Nugent from our Motor City NSPA chapter demonstrated yesterday once again why he is the spokesman for a generation of insecure, small-penised, White guys who compensate for their feelings of inadequacy through the possession of pointlessly, excessively powerful firearms when he spoke to the McLennan County Republican Club and told them to “grow some” as he spoke out in defense of our right to bear firearms during this awful period of persecution when a bunch of self-entitled, juvenile delinquents are trying to bully us and confiscate our guns!!!!!!! He also made the totally salient point that gun-free zones are the real cause of mass shootings!!!!!!

However, he saved his best for last when he rightly called out John McCain as a Republican Party wimp who does not represent the shit kickers who make America great!!!!! See, we can only thank Jesus Christ that he has given us noble and fearless Patriots like Ted Nugent and Donald J. Trump to save the Republican party from a bunch of weak-willed cowards like John McCain, who couldn’t even avoid being captured by the Viet Cong!!!! LOSER!!!! WEAK!!!! WE MUST BE STRONG!!!!!

Sure enough, all of the liberal hatemongers in the democrat party (who still can’t let go of the fact that Hillary lost!!!) have no comeback to this type of iron-clad conservative logic except to resort to infantile name calling and reprehensible character assassination so right on cue they reflexively question how Ted Nugent and Donald J. Trump, who both avoided service during the Vietnam war (because they needed to make sure they stayed alive so 50 years later they could save America from the toxic contamination left behind by the Obama dictatorship), could ever presume to lecture John McCain on the subjects of honor, patriotism and courage!!!!

Just when you think these soulless ghouls in the democrat party could not possibly sink any lower and do more destruction to the foundational tenets of America, they go and pull something like this!!!!! SAD!!!!!

In Republican Club talk, Nugent urges ban on gun-free zones

http://www.wacotrib.com/news/politics/in-republican-club-talk-nugent-urges-ban-on-gun-free/article_29de4665-2b2f-52c1-a843-85327b13ba39.html

3/13/2018

Good Guy With A Gun put on administrative leave basically for committing the “crime” of trying to keep high school students safe!!!!!! Oh, right, it happened in California so now we get it!!!!!!
 
Dennis Alexander from our Seaside NSPA chapter was (get this) put on administrative leave from the government school where he teaches after he allegedly injured three students when he accidentally fired a gun inside his classroom during his Administration of Justice class earlier today. See, Patriot Alexander is a true Patriot because he wanted to keep his students safe and was simply following Donald J. Trump’s totally genius plan, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, it’s something really beautiful, you’re going to be so proud of him, that’s what many people are saying, to have armed teachers in schools!!!!
 
See, Patriot Alexander was simply using his gun for a demonstration about how to disarm somebody with a gun. Well, following common gun safety procedures, Patriot Alexander wanted to make sure his gun was unloaded so he did the responsible thing by firing it into the ceiling to show his students there was nothing to be worried about. Well, there was a little snafu, and it turned out the gun was loaded. However, this really wasn’t a big deal because fragments from the bullet allegedly ricocheted off the ceiling and lodged in the neck of a 17-year-old student, but it’s not like he or the two other students who were injured died or anything so let’s just bring the hysteria down a notch or two!!!!!!!
 
See, what’s really going on here is that the George Soros-funded, lying, disgusting, so-called “media” outlets and the Norwegian bots they collude with are pulling out all of the stops to use their biased, deceitful coverage of this story to undermine President Donald J. Trump’s plan to bring guns into schools because they don’t want students to be safe because they are addicted to the increased ratings they get every time there is some firearms mishap at a school because they hate God and love money more than they love the lives of our children!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
 
Then again, we’ve got to keep in mind Seaside High School is in California so it really should be no surprise that a Good Guy With A Gun would be mercilessly hounded out of his classroom there by the political correctness police who are pathetically obsessed with reflexively obliterating anything initiated by President Donald J. Trump!!!!! DISGUSTING!!!!! THIS MUST END!!!!! BE STRONG!!!! KEEP OUR KIDS SAFE WITH GUNS IN SCHOOLS!!!!!! SO OBVIOUS!!!!!!!
 
Seaside High teacher accidentally fires gun in class, students injured

3/12/2018

Good News!!!!! The National Small Penis Association confirms it will be in Washington for the so-called March For Our Lives juvenile delinquent festival to stand up to the Soros Youth who want to confiscate our guns!!!!!! Special appearance by NSPA member Roy Moore!!!!!!

The National Small Penis Association is pleased to announce our executive council will be in Washington, D.C. on March 24 to face off against the torrent of hate that will be directed against our Glorious Leader Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!! We are also pleased to announce that Roy Moore, from our Gallant, Alabama NSPA chapter, will be in attendance with us. Out of the Christian goodness of his heart, he is volunteering his time to provide individualized, Bible-based counseling services to any high school girls who have been traumatized by the couple of school shootings, which have been caused by video games and the democrat party’s destruction of the family unit, over the past few years!!!!!!!

3/11/2018

When will the violence against National Small Penis Association members end????!!!!!?????


Ronald Goss from our Cherokee County NSPA chapter was booked into the Cherokee County Adult Detention Center Thursday and faces charges of (get this) criminal attempt to commit murder, aggravated battery of a family member, aggravated assault and home invasion after he allegedly tried to pay a little visit to his estranged wife, probably because he went back to her house to retrieve a Bible he must have left behind when he moved out of their house.

Now, if you believe the lying, disgusting, fake news “media”, you believe their claims that Patriot Goss forced his way into his estranged wife’s home and shot her, even though she didn’t die or anything. Please keep in mind this whopper is being reported by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Is it just a coincidence that Atlanta also happens to be the headquarters of CNN???!!!??? I mean, HELLO, how obvious is it that this whole story is totally rigged against Patriot Goss??!!!???

See, if Patriot Goss did actually shoot anybody, it’s obvious he did it to stand his ground to save himself from the savage beating he suffered while he was in his estranged wife’s home to get his Bible. As for the beating, the only thing the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (it’s a sin these lie merchants get to use the word Constitution in its name) reported was an implausible insinuation that Patriot Goss’ estranged wife may have been the person who delivered the big league beatdown on Patriot Goss. As if a woman could ever get the upper hand on an NSPA member!!!!!! Yeah, right!!!!

This case is just another sad reminder that it is still open season on insecure, small-penised, White guys in America. How many times must we see our NSPA brothers victimized by perpetrators who never face accountability for their crimes before this indelible stain of sin is finally cleansed from the fabric of America????!!!!???? SAD!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure America finally gets ‘woke’ to the plight of insecure, small-penised, White guys!!!!!!!!

Estranged husband jailed after police say he broke in, shot wife

https://www.ajc.com/news/local/estranged-husband-jailed-after-police-say-broke-shot-wife/YmAWHRZiG4nez2DTHBZI0I/

3/9/2018

THE SMALL PENIS SUMMIT!!!!  IT’S ON!!!!!

Please excuse the disruption in regular posting activity since yesterday because we here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters have been called to serve our country in the pursuit of world peace by playing an instrumental role in planning the upcoming Small Penis Summit between President Donald J. Trump from our Manhattan NSPA chapter and Kim Jong-un – he’s not in an NSPA chapter because we don’t have a presence in Asia, but we recognize a kindred spirit when we see one. I looked the man in the eye.  I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy.  I was able to get a sense of his small-penised soul!!!!!!

See, we were called into service because President Donald J. Trump always said he was going to bring the very best people into the White House, and there is nobody better at small-penis statecraft than the NSPA executive council. Let this stand as a teachable moment that we in the small-penis community must always be willing to overlook the nominal differences we may have with one another to recognize the spiritual commonality of all of our small-penised brothers around the world because in our heart of hearts all of us small-penised guys are exactly the same no matter where we live!!!!!!!

3/7/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democrat party does absolutely nothing to address income inequality for the American people!!!!!!

Jason Tilley from our Cudahy NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) first-degree intentional homicide and possession of a firearm as a felon after he allegedly shot and killed his landlord. Sure enough, this is just another case of the lying, disgusting so-called “media” totally rigging, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, the coverage of a story to make the Good Guy With A Gun look like the perpetrator of an act of horrific violence when (in fact) he was actually the victim!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started March 1 when Patriot Tilley met his landlord to pay his rent. Well, lo and behold, the conniving, money-grubbing landlord blindsided Patriot Tilley by telling him he was abruptly jacking his rent up by $30!!!!!!! This didn’t sit too well (understandably) with Patriot Tilley so he responded by allegedly shooting his landlord in the back of his head and killing him. He then allegedly took money from his dead landlord’s wallet and purchased a new outfit at Walmart.

Sure enough, the liberal, Antifa, globalist crowd which controls the “media” has completely squelched any coverage of the obstructionist democrat party’s failed economic policies that were the real cause of the shooting.  See, if the democrat party didn’t reflexively obstruct President Donald J. Trump at every step as he tries to make the American economy great again, the economy would have been surging, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, so much that Patriot Tilley would have easily been able to pay the $30 rent increase and never would have shot his landlord!!!!!

Isn’t it amazing how the failed policies of these shameless bastards in the democrat party cause the inexcusable economic inequity that exists in America, which they then somehow get away with using by playing upon the sense of dissatisfaction nursed by their easily manipulated base, which blindly falls for this callous stratagem and thereby causes them to continue voting against their economic interests, which increases the economic inequity in America, which causes them to become even more dissatisfied, which makes them even more susceptible to the grand lies pushed by the democrat part????!!!!!????!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this economic inequity created by the democrat party so not one more Good Guy With A Gun will ever again be put in a position where he has no choice except to shoot his landlord!!!!!!!!

Cudahy man allegedly shoots and kills landlord over $30 rent increase

https://www.jsonline.com/story/communities/south/news/cudahy/2018/03/07/cudahy-man-allegedly-shoots-and-kills-landlord-over-30-rent-increase/404023002/

3/5/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than giving a courtesy wave to a woman driver!!!!!!!

Donnie Poole from our Gretna NSPA chapter was arrested last week by the jackbooted government thugs from the so-called Jefferson Parish “Sheriff’s” Office and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a firearm after he allegedly brandished a gun at some busybody woman driver during a bout of (get this) “road rage” early Thursday morning. Sure enough, though, a simple review of the alternative facts reveals that this case is really just another example of overreaction by the “authorities” because of the mass hysteria being fomented by those troublemaking, crisis actors from Florida who are on George Soros’ payroll.

See, if you believe the accounts of this case transcribed at the behest of George Soros by the lying, disgusting fake news “media”, you believe that some 59-year-old woman driver honked her car horn while she was behind Patriot Poole at the intersection of Wall Boulevard and Belle Chasse Highway to let him know the traffic had started moving. Then you would also believe that the woman driver passed Patriot Poole and that he pulled up alongside her and allegedly brandished a gun at her as his way of showing his displeasure with her honk. Oh, brother, doesn’t this sound exactly like every one of the other fake news items floated out by the Norwegian bots who are in cahoots with the democrat party to attack insecure, small-penised, White guys who are trying to make America great again???!!!!????

See, we heard from the other members of our Gretna NSPA chapter that Patriot Poole was simply giving the woman driver a courtesy wave to thank her for honking to give him the heads-up to start driving at the intersection, and he just so happened to give her the courtesy wave while he was holding his gun. Sure enough, since we are mired in the nightmare of the #MeToo witch hunts, the woman driver reflexively assumed the self-pitying role of the “victim” who was being traumatized by the (cue the scary music!) insecure, small-penised, White guy who compensates for his feelings of inadequacy through the possession of firearms!!!!!!! Jeez, don’t those soulless ghouls in the democrat party ever get tired of trotting out these tropes to rile up their gullible, easily manipulated base which perpetually nurses grudges and perceived slights as they ruminate over their disappointments with how their lives have turned out and are always looking for somebody other than themselves to blame for this systemic, unrelenting sense of dissatisfaction ????!!!!?????

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these WITCH HUNTS so proud Patriots like Patriot Poole can get back to the business of making America great again without having the Political Correctness Police blocking them at every step!!!!!!!!!!

Gretna driver with road rage flashed gun at woman, JPSO said

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/03/gretna_driver_with_road_rage_f.html

3/3/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a poetry lover!!!!!!!!!!
 
Terry Lee Parrish from our Blanton NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) animal cruelty after he allegedly shot his neighbor’s dog ten times with a .22-caliber rifle after the dog (now keep in mind this is according to the lying, disgusting “media”) innocently wandered into his yard. See, if you believe this George Soros-funded, anti-gun, anti-insecure, Small-penised, White guy propaganda, you believe that an intoxicated Patriot Parrish began yelling at his neighbor’s dog after it had gotten loose in his yard and posed no threat. Then you have to make a real cognitive leap to believe Patriot Parrish maliciously retrieved his rifle and repeatedly shot the dog as it tried to limp away while there were children playing nearby!!!!! Then you really reveal your unforgivable gullibility by believing Patriot Parrish admitted to the so-called “authorities” that the dog calmly roamed into his yard and posed no threat!!!!!!!! YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!!!
 
See, we heard from the other members of our Blanton NSPA chapter that Patriot Parrish had simply tried to keep his neighborhood safe after fully embracing the dire warning imparted by his favorite poem, ‘The Dog’!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, typically, we here at the National Small Penis Association wouldn’t have anything to do with poetry, because, if you ask us, poetry is pretty much something for those who are a little light in the loafers (if you know what I mean), but we can vouch that this is a manly poem so it is safe for you to read!!!!!!
 
THE DOG
by Henry Himmler
 
On the way through his backyard
To raise his big, beautiful Confederate flag
Up the long flag pole
A proud Patriot saw a kind of Mexican or maybe
Muslim looking dog
Gently trod across the border of his lawn
“Hey, boy,” the Patriot yelled, “Where the fuck do you
Think you’re going???!!!??”
“Take me in because I heard your country’s Socialist leaders
Force its citizens to give stray mutts free stuff,” whined the dog
“Listen here, fucker, didn’t you hear Donald J. Trump is
Now running the show??!!!???,”
The proud Patriot did bellow
“Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in,” sighed the dog
 
So the proud Patriot felt a surge of blood
Engorge his tiny penis like a micro flood
As he pumped the trigger on his big gun
Until he knew the dog’s chances were done
 
“I had only lost my way,” cried the dog
“And you’ve shot me for no reason, why?
You know there was no need for your gun
And now I’m going to die”
“Listen here, dog breath,” announced the proud Patriot
“Shithole scum like you must bleed and lie prostrate
So we can once again make America GREAT!!!!!!!!!”
 
 
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we now have Donald J. Trump in the White House to conjure this poetry from our heart of hearts, where it had remained buried for far too long, to give it shape and form in the living world to save the day!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Pasco County Man Arrested After Shooting Neighbor’s Dog 10 Times

3/1/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his son is one of those selfish millennials who only thinks about himself!!!!!!!

Travis Rex Ramsey from our Little Rock NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) first-degree domestic battery and second-degree terroristic threatening after he allegedly shot his son in the hand during a late night argument. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting Little Rock “media”, which made its bones in the early 90s covering up the Whitewater scandal for Crooked Bill and Crooked Hillary, is going out of its way to distort the facts of this case to make Patriot Ramsey look like some sort of impossibly irresponsible and erratic buffoon who should never have access to guns even though his adult son was the one responsible for what happened because they are trying to push their anti-gun, anti-American agenda because they are still sore that their girl Hillary lost the election!!!!!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started early yesterday morning when Patriot Ramsey’s wife got into an argument with their 27-year-old son who wouldn’t share his alcohol with her. Isn’t it so typical of these ungrateful, self-involved, selfish millennials to treat a parent in such a horrible manner???!!!???? Well, all this racket which was created by the big brat in the house woke Patriot Ramsey up. Patriot Ramsey did his best Ward Cleaver and attempted to teach his son a valuable life lesson by wisely telling him to”stop that and go back to bed or he would shoot him,” according to the police report.

Sure enough, the little wiseass ignored him so Patriot Ramsey had to make sure his son learned his lesson to prevent this type of irresponsible behavior in the future so he allegedly fired one shot that missed his son, but a second ricocheted off an air conditioner and struck him in the hand, police said.

So even though Patriot Ramsey’s son obviously has impulse control issues, Patriot Ramsey is the one who ended up in jail. That just goes to show the type of stupefying corruption the Clinton machine based in Little Rock is still capable of. We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump and his family in the White House to put an end to this type of monstrous pursuit of self-interests at the expense of the American people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little Rock man shot son after argument over alcohol woke him up, police say

http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/feb/28/little-rock-man-shot-son-hand-after-argument-woke-/?print

2/28/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than conducting a drill as a Good Teacher With A Gun to keep his school safe!!!!!!!

Randal Davidson from our Dalton NSPA chapter was arrested today and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, carrying a weapon on school grounds, making terroristic threats, reckless conduct, possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime and disrupting a public school after he allegedly barricaded himself in his classroom at Dalton High School, where he is a social studies teacher, and fired a gun when the school’s busybody principal tried to force his way into the room. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying, fake news “media” seized on this story in a pathetic, agenda-driven attempt to portray Patriot Davidson as an emotionally unstable threat to the safety and well-being of everybody in the school because they obviously want to undermine President Donald J. Trump’s masterful plan to have armed teachers who are adept at handling guns stationed in every school as the obvious solution to these school shooting kerfuffles that seem to happen every once in a while!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Dalton NSPA chapter (by the way, Dalton, GA is the Carpet Capital of the World, so if you are planning to purchase carpet soon, email me so I can put you in touch with one of our Dalton NSPA chapter members who will be able to take care of you) that Patriot Davidson had brought his snub-nosed .38 revolver to school this morning to run a simple active shooter drill to demonstrate how he would be able to keep the school safe. Sure enough, though, the government school administrators, the school’s goldbricking “resource officers” and a gaggle of crisis actors paid by George Soros who are playing the roles of high school students totally overreacted to Patriot Davidson’s drill and created a completely unnecessary outbreak of mass hysteria that led to Patriot Davidson’s unwarranted arrest.

See, there’s nothing more the craven cowards in democrat party who are unconditionally obedient to the Socialist Party lobbyists fear more than seeing a case of a Good Teacher With A Gun saving the day because they are fanatically obsessed with discrediting any of President Donald J. Trump’s initiatives and such a story would expose their ridiculous, anti-American calls for gun control to be nothing more than dangerous folly!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to keep these evil, avaricious, soulless forces at bay!!!!!!!!

Voice of Dalton High football who fired shot in classroom once tried to confess to murder, police say

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime–law/breaking-teacher-custody-after-shot-fired-school/Yszy9v7Z9Vy86bTp9ygdWJ/

2/26/2018

Good Guy With A Gun is so good he doesn’t even need a gun!!!!!!!!!
 
The National Small Penis Association editorial board typically must provide much needed context for the stories we share in order to make sure you get the real truth, but today we realized there is absolutely nothing we can add to the coverage of this story because President Donald J. Trump from our Manhattan NSPA chapter already said all the greatest words about himself on this matter!!!!! We will return to our regular format tomorrow!!!!!!
 
Trump on Florida shooting: ‘I really believe I’d run in there, even if I didn’t have a weapon’

2/25/2018

COWARDLY CORPORATE COP-OUT CONTINUES!!!!!!!!!! Hamburger Station severs ties with the National Small Penis Association!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!!

Well, sure enough, it was just a matter of time until the castrated corporate cucks who have cut and run on the National Rifle Association would cave and turn on the National Small Penis Association!!!!!!! Today I suffered the indignity of being kicked out of the Manchester Rd. Hamburger Station and told never to come back by Donny, the manager there who I never liked anyways. He said I was being kicked out because he claimed I loiter there for an average of three hours a day while just purchasing an order of onion rings and a Dr. Pepper and ask for repeated refills with no ice, I take too many napkins home with me and, most of all, because I (get this) make the high school girls who work there feel uncomfortable when I just try to make a little harmless small talk with them and wait for them in the parking lot to make sure they get in their cars safely. Obviously, the real reason I was kicked out was because The Hamburger Station is afraid of the unhinged, anti-gun hysteria that is being fomented by George Soros and his stock theater troupe of highly paid crisis actors.

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide unflappable, well-reasoned guidance on the issue of guns during this turbulent time!!!!!! I mean, can you imagine the daily nightmare we would be living if we had to look to Crooked Hillary to set the tone and tenor for a national discourse on guns???!!!!???? #yikes

2/24/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep school children safe!!!!!!!!

Joseph William Hutchins from our Bardstown NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) criminal mischief, torturing a dog, menacing, tampering with physical evidence and trespassing after he allegedly shot and killed four “defenseless” dogs in a kennel on his neighbor’s property. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” has tried to tarnish Patriot Hutchins as some sort of inebriated, anti-social, heartless psychopath who killed four dogs who were confined in kennel cages and had no way to escape his onslaught because anytime there is a story about an insecure, small-penised, White guy with a gun, they always have to make him the bad guy because they know that is ratings gold!!!!! See, these craven bastards are more interested in making money than in keeping children safe!!!!!!!

See, we heard what actually happened from the other members of our Bardstown NSPA chapter. See, we heard Patriot Hutchins discovered these “defenseless” dogs were actually being trained to kill White people by an MS-13 sleeper cell stationed in Bardstown. Then, once the dogs completed their training, a group of 25-year-old and 27-year-old crisis actors who are posing as high school sophomores and juniors were going to smuggle these dogs into their high schools under the guise of needing them as emotional support dogs because they are oh-so-afraid of being shot by an AR-15 (#asif)!!!!!!! Then, in a coordinated attack, the crisis actors were going to give these dogs the command to begin killing as many students as they can!!!!!!

So Patriot Hutchins had the courage to do the right thing, and look what it got him. At least we can thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because he will stand up to these evil forces no matter what the political cost is to make sure not one more child will ever have her or his life snuffed out by MS-13!!!!!!!!!

Bardstown man arrested, charged with shooting deaths of four dogs

http://nelsoncountygazette.com/?p=35271

2/23/2018

Good Guy With A Gun crucified by the ratings-hungry, lying, disgusting, so-called “media” basically for having the courage to try to protect students from MS-13 thugs!!!!!!

Scot Peterson from our Broward County NSPA chapter has been targeted for character assassination by the George Soros-funded, Antifa hate mongers who have peddled the unconscionable lie that he had failed to fulfill his responsibilities as an armed resource officer assigned to  Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School to protect the students on that day last week when 17 human beings had their lives snuffed out solely because of ineffective mental health services in the county because there was absolutely no other reason all of those lives were lost.

See, the haters are harping on the fact that Patriot Peterson decided to stay outside of the school with his gun while the young man inside the school continued to kill students and faculty with some sort of a weapon or something (we’re still not really sure what it was, but we heard maybe it was a machete because what else could have done that much damage in such a brief period of time?). Sure enough, though, this is nothing more than the typical democrat party fueled fake news that is spewed to the public with the insidious and unforgivable goal of delegitimizing the narrative of the guaranteed protection that can be delivered by a Good Guy With A Gun. Heaven forbid if there was actually a high profile case reported about a Good Guy With A Gun saving the day in a situation like this because it would immediately undermine the foundational and totally bogus argument liberals always trot out to call for the senseless restriction of access to firearms as a way to save lives!!!!!!!!!! #asif

See, what we heard from the other members of our Broward County NSPA chapter was that Patriot Peterson stayed outside to protect all of the students who had run out of the school from any members of MS-13 who might have been prowling around the school grounds to kill a bunch of the defenseless students as part of some kind of sick gang initiation!!!!!!! I mean, this was in Florida after all so you just know the area was crawling with dangerous MS-13 members who had snuck in from Mexico and El Salvador because the democrat party continues to show a disgusting disregard for the safety of Americans by their continued, reflexive obstruction of any common sense measures to construct a border wall!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that Patriot Peterson had the sense and courage to stay outside to keep them safe!!!!!

Also, we can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump as president because he is not getting sidetracked by what happened in Florida and is keeping his eye on the true threat to the safety of Americans – the looming menace of MS-13 – which he tweeted about this morning!!!!!!! Doesn’t it feel great to finally have a responsible adult in the White House??!!!???

Deputy who didn’t stop Florida shooting thinks he ‘did a good job’

https://nypost.com/2018/02/22/deputy-who-didnt-stop-florida-shooting-thinks-he-did-a-good-job

2/20/2018

National Small Penis Association proudly announces the formation of a film and television production division!!!!!!! Superhero flick ‘White Hyena’ is slated for theatrical release Presidents Day Weekend 2019. EXPERTS PREDICT BOFFO BOX OFFICE!!!!!!!!!

We here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters in Akron, OH realized after this weekend that we need to make superhero movies great again so we are gearing up to film ‘White Hyena’ in April with a planned release date of Presidents Day Weekend 2019. We can’t release many details about the script just yet, but we can say the film will follow the thrilling story arc of an insecure, small-penised, White guy who draws upon the awesome power of his proud cultural heritage to reclaim America for REAL AMERICANS!!!!!! (And don’t worry, the only heroes you will see on screen will be WHITE GUYS!!!!!! I mean, even though it’s a superhero film, we still need to try to make it as believable as possible!!!!)

As a further teaser, we are excited to draw upon our National Small Penis Association ranks for the casting of this film. Let’s just say that you shouldn’t be surprised if you see Kevin Sorbo, James Woods and Scott Baio in the starring roles!!!!!!! We can say with certainty we will have without a doubt the biggest opening weekend box office of any film ever released, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, it will be really phenomenal, just amazing, big league box office, it really will be something special, you’ll be so proud of us!!!!!! It will bring in so much money the theater owners will get tired of having to count all of the money they will be making, so amazing, really fantastic!!!!!!!

‘White Hyena’ will be filmed on location in Barberton and Lakemore. If you are interested in volunteering or helping us finish the script or showing us how to operate the camera or how to use the special effects software my mother purchased for me at Best Buy today or if you can bring your Confederate flags for our big crowd scene or if you can help pay for lunch every day at the Hamburger Station on Manchester Road for the cast and crew, please email Lee Greenwood Hannity at lgh@nationalsmallpenisassociation.com.

2/19/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to a woman’s vicious name calling!!!!! So apparently it’s now a crime to try to reestablish a basic sense of human decency in America!!!!!!!!!

Mark Anthony Cole from our Greene County NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday morning and charged with (get this) unlawful use of a weapon, unlawful possession of a weapon and resisting arrest after he allegedly pointed a handgun at a woman and her baby, threatened to shoot them and then turned the gun on the woman’s father.

Now, if you believe the so-called “court documents”, which are totally rigged unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, and the lying, disgusting propaganda peddlers at the Springfield News-Leader, you believe that Patriot Cole is some sort of emotionally erratic criminal who lacks the slightest level of impulse control and should never have access to firearms because there is nothing they enjoy more than pushing the myth of the dangerous, gun wielding WHITE (cue the scary music!) guy because their dull-witted, gullible base gets off on the titillation of this false fear, which they are then able to play off of to push their horrible, selfish agenda!!!!! SAD!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Greene County NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that the woman who Patriot Cole allegedly pulled the gun on had instigated all this nonsense when she allegedly began mocking Patriot Cole’s sense of manhood by cruelly taunting him in a singsong voice that he looks like the son who would be produced if Sean Penn and Hector Elizondo could conceive a child through engaging in homosexual activity!!!!! What, would you expect Patriot Cole to just stand there and let her get away with this????? After living too long in this inescapable miasma of cruelty and constant name calling created by the alt-left hate mongers, can you blame Patriot Cole for stepping forward to say, “Enough!! Never again!!”??????

Hopefully, this is the one incident which will finally get the majority of Americans to shed their passivity to force the cowardly prostitutes who masquerade as “politicians” from the democrat party to act responsibly for once in their miserable lives and pass sensible legislation to put an end to this type of senseless attack that Patriot Cole suffered!!!!!!!

After all, President Donald J. Trump (and charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) can’t do this all on his own!!!!!!!

Greene County man pointed gun at woman and her baby and threatened to shoot, deputy says

https://www.news-leader.com/story/news/crime/2018/02/07/greene-county-man-pointed-gun-woman-and-her-baby-and-threatened-shoot-deputy-says/312206002/

2/18/2018

FAKE NEWS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!! ‘Black Panther’ did not set any box office records!!!!!!! George Soros colluded with liberal Hollywood, the lying, disgusting “media” and Norwegian nationalist hackers to spread fake news about the so-called box office records set by ‘Black Panther’ to influence the 2018 midterm elections!!!!!!!!

We here at the National Small Penis Association have just completed our box office tracking report conducted in conjunction with our friends at The Heritage Foundation, and we have determined ‘Black Panther’ had an opening weekend box office total of $17.4 million dollars, not $218 million as has been widely reported by numerous fake news “media” outlets!!!!!!

See, as we warned you about this abhorrent piece of propaganda earlier this week, ‘Black Panther’ was produced by George Soros, The Walt Disney Company and a cabal of internationalist bankers (if you know what I mean!) in order to normalize the New Black Panther Party so their thugs can loiter and intimidate voters with impunity at polling places in Republican districts for the 2018 midterm elections to throw the results in favor of the democrat party so they can obstruct President Donald J. Trump from making America great again!!!!!!! See, this is yet another example of to what despicable depths the soulless democrat party will sink to push their voter suppression tactics because they know they cannot win elections honestly!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

Worse yet, we have uncovered a bombshell memo which reveals these anti-American forces have colluded with foreign agents to aid them in their racist assault on White Americans!!!!!!!! See, we found out that they conspired with a group of Norwegian nationalist hackers to infiltrate the servers of all of the movie theater chains to inflate the box office results of ‘Black Panther’ to patently absurd levels to deceive the gullible public by getting them to believe the film is a phenomenal success.

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because he has the courage to tell the truth that Africa is filled with a bunch of shithole countries, not vibrant cultures that could produce heroic men and women. I mean, can you even imagine what Africa would have been like if White Christians had not arrived on its shores to deliver them from darkness and to show them how to act like civilized human beings????!!!!???

‘Black Panther’ Smashes Box Office Records and Hollywood Myths

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/18/movies/black-panther-box-office-records.html

2/16/2018

Good Guy With A Gun assaulted with pepper spray by a hate-filled woman because of the lingering, corrosive effects of Dictator Obama’s WAR ON CHRISTIANS!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

John Christian Lewis Sr. from our Columbia NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) a felony count of carrying a firearm without a license and misdemeanor counts of simple assault and making terroristic threats after he allegedly pointed a gun at a woman and threatened to shoot her. Sure enough, this is just another example of the totally disgusting, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, democrat party witch hunts against Christians and Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started yesterday when Patriot Lewis was minding his own business shopping at the local CVS when some busybody broad poked her nose in his business by helping him carry his bags to his car. So, as you can plainly see, she’s the one who instigated all of this to begin with!!!!!! Well, Patriot Lewis then did the gentlemanly thing by offering her a ride home. After they got on the road, Patriot Lewis then simply allegedly informed her he wasn’t going to take her home unless she helped him put the bags inside of his home, which really isn’t asking much if you ask me. I mean, it’s not like he asked her to donate a kidney to him or anything.

Sure enough, she told Patriot Lewis she didn’t want to stop at his home and asked him to bring her to her home because obviously, like all liberals, she wasn’t interested in doing a good deed unless people could see her doing it. See, she obviously made a big show of helping him carry his bags to his car because she wanted people in the parking lot to see her doing this so she could trick all of them into thinking she is pure-hearted Christian. Well, lo and behold, once she didn’t have a gullible audience to watch her, she didn’t have the least bit of interest in helping him. Isn’t it so typical for these democrat party types to announce to the world what good and faithful Christians they are, but their actions when nobody is watching reveal them to be the most cruel-hearted, selfish hypocrites imaginable!!!!!!

Well, Patriot Lewis was obviously fed up with this false piety so he allegedly pulled his gun on her and told her she was going to help him carry his bags into the house. Isn’t it refreshing to finally see somebody confront one of these democrat party, fake Christians and hold her accountable for her calculated hypocrisy once and for all?????!!!!!!???? Well, she obviously didn’t like being called out for her moral failings so she allegedly assaulted Patriot Lewis with pepper spray.

Well, one thing led to another and right on cue the so-called “police” swooped in on Patriot Lewis and arrested him on these totally made up charges. Worse yet, (get this) with a middle name of Christian, do you think Patriot Lewis has the slightest chance of getting a fair trial or getting his gun back????????? Yeah, right!!!!!!

See, it’s obvious to us here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters that the “authorities” went after Patriot Lewis because his middle name is Christian, and they know he has a sincere Christian heart filled with love and humility, unlike the disgustingly inauthentic “Christians” they try unconvincingly to portray themselves as!!!!!! See, all this shameful hatred against Christians started when Dictator Obama took office in that totally invalid election in 2008!!!!!! It is frightening that this hatred against real Christians persists even though Dictator Obama has thankfully been out of office for over a year. This is a painful reminder of the profound, systemic, long-term damage that can be inflicted upon a country when an impossibly unfit person sits in the White House. We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House now so he can reestablish the tenets of REAL CHRISTIANITY, which is totally the greatest religion there has ever been, in America again!!!!!!!!!

Suspect pointed gun at woman who helped him carry bags from store: police

http://www.pennlive.com/news/2018/02/suspect_pointed_gun_at_woman_w.html

2/14/2018

We apologize for breaking with our typical format, but we will not have a standard post tonight because we are busy doing the only thing that can be done at times like this to prevent a similar incident. See, we are busy praying to Jesus Christ at the National Small Penis Association headquarters. Since it appears we have not been praying enough during times like this over the past 20 years, we now fortunately have finally come to terms with what really needs to be done – pray longer and harder!!!!!!!!!!!

At least 17 dead in Florida school shooting, law enforcement says

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/14/us/florida-high-school-shooting/index.html

2/12/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to teach his adult son how to behave like a grown-ass man!!!!!!!!

Timothy Aspan from our Willow Springs NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) unlawful restraint and aggravated discharge of a firearm after he allegedly fired two shots at his 38-year-old son in the home they share. Sure enough, the anti-family, nanny-state liberals have pounced upon this case with mercenary intentions to manipulate the coverage of it to push their horrible agenda.

See, all this nonsense started Saturday when Patriot Aspan’s lazy bones son left his bedroom, turned down Patriot Aspen’s radio and returned to bed according to the so-called Cook County prosecutors. Well, Patriot Aspan allegedly went into his son’s bedroom, sat on his legs and pointed a gun at his head because who in the hell thinks it’s okay to turn down his daddy’s radio without asking????? When his son tried to leave the home, Patriot Aspan engaged in some much needed tough love parenting by allegedly putting him in a headlock and saying, “I’m going to fucking kill you.” He then allegedly fired at his son twice from his .22 semi-caliber automatic pistol.

Right on cue, the alt-left Cook County (which oh-so-conveniently just so happens to be the home of Dictator Obama’s Chicago wrecking crew!!) “Court” ordered Patriot Aspan to find a new place to live and not to have any contact with his son while awaiting trial because there is nothing the democrat party loves more than undermining the sanctity and stability of an insecure, small-penised, White guy’s family while they will go out of their way to try to keep a family of illegal Mexicans together just to make sure they get their votes!!!!!!! However, here’s the real kicker. The so-called judge then ordered Patriot Aspan to surrender his gun and gun owner license!!!!!! Who could have seen that coming?????!!!!!!!????? #sarcasm

Even though Patriot Aspan is facing a rigged court, we are sure all charges will be dropped once he has a chance to have his say in court. See, we heard from the other members of our Willow Springs NSPA chapter that, as you probably know, Patriot Aspan says he’s innocent and we think you have to remember that. He said very strongly yesterday that he’s innocent so you have to talk to him about that. #freepatriotaspan

Willow Springs man fired gun at son for turning down his radio: prosecutors

http://abc7chicago.com/willow-springs-man-fired-gun-at-son-for-turning-down-his-radio-prosecutors/3071997/

2/10/2018

The horror of George Soros’ plot to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, White guys is now laid bare!!!!!!!! #wewarnedyou


There will be no regular post tonight because the National Small Penis Association executive council has been called to an emergency strategic planning session to deal with the existential threat facing our brotherhood of insecure, small-penised, White guys now that the George Soros-funded Deep State is openly enacting its plot to destroy our lives in plain sight!!!!!!

See, now that the Nunes memo has totally, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, derailed Robert Mueller’s witch hunt of President Donald J. Trump, the Deep State has been forced to resort to character assassination to achieve their goal of destroying the lives of insecure, small-penised, White guys!!!!!! See, they have shamelessly unleashed a horrible smear campaign that has forced Rob Porter and David Sorenson, both from our Washington, D.C. NSPA chapter, to resign from their White House positions. Now that they are emboldened, they will be coming for the rest of us!!!!!!!!!

See, we’ve been warning all of you for years that this day was coming!!!!!! First, they wanted to take away our guns!!!! Now they want to take away our God-given right (it’s right there in the Bible!!!!) to reestablish a little peace and quiet in our homes when we have to deal with wives who just want to nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag us all day and all night long!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so we know that at least somebody out there has the courage to have our backs and to speak out against this violence directed against us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trump says lives being destroyed by ‘a mere allegation’ after staffers resign over domestic abuse claims

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/02/10/trump-says-lives-being-destroyed-by-mere-allegation-after-staffers-resign-over-domestic-abuse-claims.html

2/9/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was the victim of vicious name calling!!!!!!!

Mitchell Christen from our Madison NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) disorderly conduct, possession of a firearm and pointing a firearm at another person after he allegedly pointed a gun at a neighbor in his apartment complex. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting, fake news “media” ran with the story and made it sound like Patriot Christen irresponsibly put the safety of others at risk because he was recklessly brandishing a gun while intoxicated because they reflexively rig the coverage of every story to do the bidding of their shameless democrat party overlords because they exist solely to masquerade as a “news” outlet to push a monstrous agenda that corrodes the basic tenets of decency and democracy in America!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Madison NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that Patriot Christen had been victimized by relentless, immature name calling from the so-called “victim” who constantly sent out tweets that he thought Patriot Christen looks like the offspring that would be produced if Steve Buscemi and Justin Bieber could conceive a baby by engaging in homosexual activity!!!!!!! I mean, when you think about it, Patriot Christen had no choice except to point the gun at him to stop the name calling.

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because we heard that at the National Prayer Breakfast this morning in Washington he said a prayer to cure the sickness in the hearts of alt-left liberals that causes them to treat others abominably by calling them horrible names!!!!!! WOW, just think of the disgracefully undignified tone we would have had to deal with daily coming from the White House if Crooked Hillary had been elected????!!!!??? #closecall

Madison man arrested after pointing gun at victim

http://www.nbc15.com/content/news/Madison-man-arrested-after-pointing-gun-at-victim-472956013.html

2/6/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than trying to graciously provide samples to Walmart customers!!!!!!!!

Alexander Tonkin-Kingsley from our Leander NSPA chapter was charged today with (get this) second-degree aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a gun at a man who was with his girlfriend and their nine-month-old son and threatened to shoot the man outside of the Cedar Park Walmart way back in October.

Sure enough, the hysterical, lying, disgusting fake news “media”cherry-picked information about what actually happened to try to misinform and misdirect the public about what happened in order to push their anti-American and anti-gun agenda. See, they claimed Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley instigated the incident by driving up the front of the Walmart on his super cool Ninja motorcycle just as the “victim” was exiting the store with his girlfriend and their nine-month-old infant son. Then they claimed Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley revved his engine to the point that the sound scared the nine-month-old. Then they claimed the “victim” expressed displeasure at the noise and that Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley allegedly pulled a .45 caliber handgun from his pants and pointed it at the so-called “victim” and threatened to shoot him. Fake news, fake news!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Leander NSPA chapter that Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley was actually at the Walmart with the .45 caliber handgun on behalf of the gun’s manufacturer to hand it out to customers so they could sample it and get a feel for what a great gun it is. See, Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley wasn’t doing anything differently than what those women who hand out chunks of Jimmy Dean sausage on toothpicks do, yet (sure enough) Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley is the one facing up to 20 years in prison on this totally rigged charge. This is really awful, nobody has ever seen anything like this.

Sure enough, since this is in Texas, with Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley locked up in jail, there is one less Good Guy With A Gun around to keep the good citizens of Leander safe from all of the MS-13 gang members who are just going to stroll across the border (because the treasonous members of the democrat party have blocked President Donald J. Trump from building his big, beautiful wall!!!!!) to rape and murder Americans!!!!!!!!! Come to think of it, that must be exactly what George Soros and all of his alt-left minions want to see happen because those craven cowards always place America behind their own selfish schemes!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

Leander Man Charged With Pointing Gun At Walmart Shoppers

https://patch.com/texas/cedar-park/leander-man-charged-pointing-gun-walmart-shoppers

2/4/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for showing a woman and her 3-year-old child what he would do to protect them if one of those MS-13 gang members tried to hurt them!!!!!!!!!!

Ronnie Keith Estep from our High Shoals NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) discharging a weapon in an occupied property, causing serious bodily injury, assault by pointing a gun, assaulting a female and assault with a deadly weapon with a minor present after he allegedly threw a woman with whom he had a personal relationship onto the floor, stomped upon her stomach, placed his foot upon her neck while forcing her against a wall and threw her into a shower area. Then Patriot Estep allegedly pointed a long-barreled rifle at her and discharged the firearm “within the enclosure” in the presence of the woman’s 3-year-old child.

Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting fake news “media” ran wild with this story and put their liberal, fact-free spin on the story in order to push their man-hating, anti-gun agenda and to make sure the out-of-control, corrupt, so-called “law enforcement officials” could confiscate Patriot Estep’s gun.

See, we heard from the other members of our High Shoals NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that after watching President Donald J. Trump masterfully deliver the greatest State of the Union speech ever delivered by a U.S. president, Patriot Estep became justifiably concerned about the imminent, horrifying danger the MS-13 gang posed to his girlfriend and her 3-year-old child. After all, what would happen to them if an MS-13 gang member broke into the house while Patriot Estep was away and unable to protect them?????!!!!!?????

Well, we heard Patriot Estep vowed to his girlfriend and her child from the bottom of his heart that he would never allow for one second for a member of MS-13 to harm either one of them and to prove his point he started pantomiming to them what he would do to any MS-13 member who broke into her home. Well, we heard one thing led to another and Patriot Estep got so caught up in the passion of the moment that he basically understandably lost control of his senses for a moment and allegedly attacked his girlfriend and fired the rifle because he momentarily imagined his girlfriend was an MS-13 member. See, the emotional strain he experienced by worrying about what the MS-13 gang members might do to his girlfriend and her child was so overpowering that he had a brief emotional breakdown!!! So, basically, when you really think about it, the only thing Patriot Estep is guilty of is loving his girlfriend and her child too much!!!!!!!!

Sure enough, though, the corrupt, crooked, so-called “law enforcement officials” had an agenda to destroy Patriot Estep so they exhibited a shocking disregard for the facts and investigation procedures because all they cared about was ensnaring Patriot Estep in the trap of their sham “investigation”!!!!!!! However, should any of us be surprised for a second that this is happening when you consider the hateful fraud and corruption that has infected the upper levels of the FBI?????? See, the horrific contempt for justice at the FBI had trickled down to the “law enforcement” officials in High Shoals!!!! SAD!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White house so he can clean up the fetid swamp of our corrupt “law enforcement” agencies at the federal and local level!!!!!!!!!!!!

Police: Man discharged gun in home with child

http://www.shelbystar.com/news/20180203/police-man-discharged-gun-in-home-with-child

2/3/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply making sure a woman driver got woke to the rules of the road!!!!!!!

Harry Shuback Jr. from our Sarasota NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and DUI after he allegedly pointed a gun at a woman driver and “threatened” her, according to a laughably fact-free report written by the so-called Sarasota County “Sheriff’s” Department. It is obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that the corrupt “authorities” produced this inept, illogical report because they have a desperate agenda to destroy Patriot Shuback’s life.

See, the truth is Patriot Shuback was minding his own business, driving along Clark Rd., when some typical ditzy woman driver changed lanes in front of him and probably came close to causing a horrible accident that could have maimed him so it is totally understandable why Patriot Shuback had no choice except to honk his horn at her and flip her the middle finger. Then, when both cars stopped at an intersection, it is even more totally understandable why Patriot Shuback allegedly exited his car with a gun and walked up to the woman driver’s car, tapped on the window with the end of the gun, and pointed it at her and threatened, “Hey girl, you better think again before doing something like that.” See, Patriot Shuback was actually thinking about the 52-year-old woman driver’s safety because she probably is unmarried and has never had a man in her life to teach her how to drive safely.

Well, thanks to the #MeToo and the #timesup movements, women can now get away with claiming to be a victim at the hands of every single man they encounter, even men like Patriot Shuback who are trying to help them!!!!!!

See, with Donald J. Trump in the White House, it was inevitable that the alt-left, feminist-appeasing democrat party would foment a man-hating hysteria to instigate a backlash against manly White men before they are able to make America great again because once America is great again, everybody will see through the fraud of the democrat party’s platform, which is based on nothing more than playing upon their gullible base’s self-pitying insecurities and fears of impending doom!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

Well, the joke is on them because we only have one thing to say to them now that we have Donald J. Trump calling the shots – TIME’S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheriff: Drunken driver threatens woman with gun

http://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20180202/sheriff-drunken-driver-threatens-woman-with-gun

1/31/2018

National Small Penis Association set to release intel memo tomorrow to expose the horrifying TRUTH about the shocking agenda behind the ‘Black Panther’ movie!!!!!!!!!

The National Small Penis Association is proud to announce its newly formed real news investigative journalism division will release a bombshell intel memo tomorrow, detailing the collusion between Marvel Comics, the Disney Co. and George Soros to produce the propagandist ‘Black Panther’ film in order to normalize the New Black Panther Party (who we and our brothers-in-arms at Fox News have been warning all of you about for years!!!!) so they can act with impunity to influence the 2018 and 2020 elections on behalf of the democrat party and undermine the precepts of American democracy!!!!!!!

See, with this ‘Black Panther’ movie, their goal is to foster an acceptance of the New Black Panther Party so their members can get away with terrorizing real (White) Americans at polling places throughout the country in 2018 and 2020 to discourage them from voting, thereby rigging the elections in favor of the democrat party!!!!!!!!! See, these godless, anti-American, democracy-hating selfish bastards in the democrat party will sink to any disgusting depth necessary to push their endless voter suppression scams!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

Sure enough, the liberal, lying, disgusting so-called “media” is totally on board, unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, to provide glowing reviews of the movie. Wow! That sure is a surprise……..NOT!!!!!!!! Well, you can thank Jesus Christ you have the National Small Penis Association on the reporter’s beat and President Donald J. Trump in the White House to shut down this type of shameless bullshit manipulation of the TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘Black Panther’ Is Already Being Hailed As One Of The Best Marvel Films Yet

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/black-panther-reviews_us_5a701015e4b05836a255eb10

1/30/2018

Good Guy With A Gun on trial apparently for the capital offenses of trying to help his wife get in line and of being a skilled marksman!!!!!!!!

Scott J. Turyna from our St. Charles NSPA was forced to make a government mandated appearance in the totally rigged Kane County Circuit Court today to face the completely fake charges of (get this) attempted murder, aggravated domestic battery and aggravated discharge of a firearm because the so-called Assistant State’s Attorney claims he allegedly (get this) pummeled his wife and then attempted to shoot her. Sure enough, this is just another case of a wholly biased “news” source desperately trying to distort the facts of a story to cover up the blatant abuse of power used by the democrat party machine that controls all branches of the Kane County government to undermine the core American principles of justice!!!!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started way back on May 3, 2016 when Patriot Turyna and his wife got into some sort of an argument, according to the “authorities”, who (we are oh so sure) were perfectly objective……NOT!!!!!!!!!! See, they claimed Patriot Turyna beat his wife so badly that she just barely escaped from their home bloodied and concussed as he retrieved a gun.

Then they claimed Patriot Turyna exited the house with his gun and saw his wife begging for help from a couple of busy body neighbors (you know, the window watcher types, every neighborhood has them!) who were poking their noses around Patriot Turyna’s property under the guise of walking their dog, yeah right!!!!!!! Well, Patriot Turyna reasonably explained that his wife had simply taken a fall in the house and that he simply wanted to get her back in the house to make sure she was safe. See, we figure Patriot Turyna’s wife probably fell down because she got hysterical during their argument and injured herself. We still don’t know yet what she said to instigate the argument, but we are looking into it.

Well, sure enough, we figure she sensed she had reeled in a couple of suckers so she told the neighbors that Patriot Turyna had gone nuts and was trying to kill her so, sure enough, one of the neighbors wanted to be the big shot hero so he attacked Patriot Turyna and ripped his gun away from him!!!!!! Sure enough, the “authorities” who arrived on the scene didn’t believe Patriot Turyna when he tried to reasonably explain he had simply taken these actions because his wife got “out of line.”

Thankfully, Patriot Turyna’s defense attorney is setting the record straight by pointing out that Patriot Turyna is a skilled marksman and that the shots he fired at his wife had simply been warning shots. After all, as she pointed out, if he had wanted to intentionally shoot her, he would not have missed!!!! #obvious

Unfortunately, the real crime here is that the “authorities” who are wasting all of their time on this case are not paying any attention to all of the marauding mobs of murdering Mexicans milling about the main streets of St. Charles. See, we heard that members of MS-13 are planning a crime wave in St. Charles because they know all of the “authorities” are focusing all of their attention on destroying Patriot Turyna’s life!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

Prosecutors: St. Charles man beat, shot at wife because she ‘got out of line’

http://www.dailyherald.com/news/20180130/prosecutors-st-charles-man-beat-shot-at-wife-because-she-got-out-of-line

1/29/2018

First, they came for our flag………..

…..and now they have come for our Chief Wahoo………..

……because they want to deny all of us insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with how our lives have turned out OUR HERITAGE!!!!!!!!!!

Today, January 29, 2018, will live as a day of infamy for the insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives have turned out community as the craven cowards who own the Cleveland Indians have unabashedly colluded with the Political Correctness Police and the alt-left thugs who always shamelessly play the race card to whitewash Chief Wahoo out of existence because they enjoy nothing more than proudly and purposefully exhibiting a disgusting disregard and inexcusable insensitivity toward the cultures of those who are different from them!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!

Tonight is a time for mourning at the National Small Penis Association headquarters, but we will get through this assault on OUR HERITAGE because we know with Donald J. Trump in the White House that the arc of the moral universe will always bend toward justice for insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives have turned out!!!!!!!!!!!

We will return to our regular posting format tomorrow with a renewed sense of purpose for the ongoing fight we have ahead of us to defend OUR CULTURE AND HERITAGE!!!!!!!!

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/29/sports/baseball/cleveland-indians-chief-wahoo-logo.html

1/25/2018

Ron Johnson and the National Small Penis Association uncover the horrifying plot to destroy America and President Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse the abbreviated post tonight, but Republican Senator Ron Johnson from our Milwaukee NSPA chapter and the National Small Penis Association executive council have been working feverishly all day and night to finish a bombshell exposé of the alt-left plot to undermine and discredit the Presidency of Donald J. Trump in order to subvert the greatness of America in order to pursue their selfish and amoral agenda!!!!! See, we heard from a guy that there is a coven of witches at the U.S. Bureau of Transportation Statistics colluding with a cabal of voodoo priests at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration to conjure a diabolic curse to prevent President Donald J. Trump from ever again experiencing a robust, sustained erection in an attempt to make him appear to be an immature, ineffectual, impotent, insecure, incapable, insipid, inept infant-man!!!!!!!! #asif
We can only thank Jesus Christ for providing us a platform to get this truth out to the public so they can’t be manipulated by the fake news pushed by those who have no sense of decency!!!!!!!!
 
Ron Johnson Walks Back FBI ‘Secret Society’ Claim

1/24/2018

Good Guy With A Gun and a proud history of not letting the “authorities” tread on him is targeted in a massive witch hunt being rigged by a totally biased so-called “Chief Deputy” from the Moore County “Sheriff’s” Office!!!!!!

James Franklin Comer from our Eagle Springs NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with (get this) communicating threats, possession of a firearm by a felon, possession of a weapon of mass destruction and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill after he allegedly fired multiple shots at two nosy busybodies from the state Department of Public Safety who were making one of their intrusive probation monitoring visits to his mobile home.

See, the state “authorities” were out to get Patriot Comer from the beginning. The flimsy pretext they used for snooping around his property is that the state Department of Corrections had listed Patriot Comer as an absconder for violating the probation sentence he received in connection with a 2011 conviction for assault inflicting serious injury on a law enforcement officer. Jeez, some people just can’t let some things go!!!! ( I bet these same “authorities” still hold a grudge over the fact that Hillary lost by the biggest landslide in American history!!!!!)

See, these insecure “authorities” felt threatened by the freedom loving Patriot Comer because he isn’t going to kowtow to the Deep State which is why the rigged system also convicted him for assault on a public official in 1998 and assault on a policeman in 1988. Then to really pile on with their character assassination games, the “authorities” also made sure the rigged system convicted him on totally bogus charges of child abuse, assault on a female and kidnapping because they want to pile up the felony convictions so Patriot Comer can never legally own a gun. In this day and age can you believe there are actually still some states that deny felons who have served their time the right to own a gun?????!!!!??? SAD!!!!!!

Worse yet, Patriot Comer obviously doesn’t have a chance for a fair hearing on this latest charge because the so-called “investigation” is being directed by a Chief Deputy from the Moore County “Sheriff’s” Office who has a Mexican sounding name!!!!!! Well, we certainly already know how this is going to turn out for Patriot Comer, don’t we????!!!!????

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because he will clean out all of the justice and liberty-hating saboteurs and provocateurs who have a chokehold on the highest levels of management in the FBI and CIA, and this will certainly have a trickle down effect to clean out the rot and corruption in shit hole swamps of skulduggery like the Moore County “Sheriff’s” Department, and we will never again face the obscene threat of mass deportations of heroes like Patriot Comer back to prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man Accused of Shooting at Probation Officers in Robbins

http://www.thepilot.com/news/robbins-man-accused-of-shooting-at-probation-officer/article_4a8edc42-ffbf-11e7-987c-e34224b6515e.html

1/23/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because most of the online dating sites out there are a ripoff and will never help you find your soul mate!!!!!!!!!!

Troy James Queen from our Scappoose NSPA chapter was arrested last week on (get this) suspicion of kidnapping, unlawful use of a weapon, assault, menacing and interference with making a report after he allegedly began hitting a woman in his car after she had asked him to bring her home after a date. He then allegedly pulled his car to the side of the road and fired a shot from his gun and then pointed the gun at her head while telling her she would never see her family again. He then allegedly pointed the gun to his head and noticed the tattletale in the car with him called 911 so he understandably allegedly grabbed her phone and threw it out the window. He then allegedly continued to hit her on the drive home, according to a fake news “affidavit” filed in the totally rigged Columbia County Circuit so-called Court!!!!

Sure enough, this is obviously yet another alt-left witch hunt against a Good Guy With A Gun in an effort to misdirect their gullible base from paying attention to real news, like the incredible boost President Donald J. Trump’s tax cuts have already given the American economy!!!!!! See, as Patriot Queen tried to explain to the “authorities”, he only accidentally elbowed his date. While he acknowledged he shot the gun out the car window and threw her cell phone out the window and that these actions would frighten a reasonable person, he denied these actions frightened his date.

See, Patriot Queen met this woman through an online dating site and was led to believe the site’s personality compatibility matching software would pair him with a woman who shared his love for guns and might enjoy a little gun play in the course of the date. Sure enough, though, all of these quack love doctor claims about the magical ability of the site’s so-called algorithms to find your soul mate proved to be nothing more than a snake oil salesman’s spiel. So, through no fault of his own, Patriot Queen actually got paired with an uptight ice princess and because of this he’s now just the latest insecure, small-penised, White guy to be victimized by the totally phony, Deep State, George Soros-funded #MeToo “movement”!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

Scappoose man accused of kidnapping, hitting, pointing gun at woman he met online

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/01/scappoose_man_accused_of_kidna.html

1/22/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply intending to keep his community safe from the threat of vermin infested immigrant cats!!!!!!!!!
 
Craig Middendorf from our Oxford NSPA chapter was arrested early Sunday morning and charged with (get this) cruelty to animals, unlawful discharge of a firearm and first-degree reckless endangerment after he allegedly shot and killed his neighbor’s cat with a rifle. However, sure enough, the lying, disgusting, fake news “media” has rigged this story to make Patriot Middendorf appear to be the bad guy when the alternative facts make it clear he was simply trying to protect the good people of Oxford from the threat of a vile and vagrant immigrant cat that could have brought disease and death with it as it crossed the borders of fair Oxford (which apparently is enough to make him public enemy among the America-hating alt-left crowd)!!!!!!!!!
 
Now, sometimes it just so happens that there are times when accidents were made, and this just so happened to be one of those times. See, as Patriot Middendorf tried to explain to the so-called “authorities”, he thought the cat was one of those annoying stray cats that are always wantonly crossing the borders of his lawn!!!!!! Well, lo and behold, the cat Patriot Middendorf allegedly shot and killed actually just happened to be his neighbor’s cat. Now, how the hell was Patriot Middendorf supposed to know?????? After all, these damn cats all look the same to me so this was nothing more than a case of ‘better safe than sorry’, when you think about it. I mean, what if the cat had been some stray immigrant cat from some cat shithole vacant lot and covered in filth and disease????!!!!????
 
Unfortunately, nobody other than real American Patriots like us have the courage and integrity to pose questions like this!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
 
Oxford Man Who Thought He Shot Stray Killed Neighbor’s Cat: Police

1/17/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because liberals hate and ignore the Bible!!!!!!!!!!!

David Hugh Johnson from our Amoret NSPA chapter was arrested this morning and charged with (get this) two counts of felony property damage after the so-called “authorities” determined Patriot Johnson allegedly shot and killed two horses being boarded on property owned by his father. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting fake news “media” tried to manipulate their gullible, dim-witted viewers by airing a maudlin interview with the distraught owner of the horses because there is nothing these lie merchants enjoy more than fomenting a laughably unjustified culture of victimization among their easily frightened and aggrieved viewers in order to instill irrational hatred against true heroes like Patriot Johnson!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Amoret NSPA chapter that Patriot Johnson had recently been leading a Bible study and initiated a conversation about Deuteronomy 17:16 – Only he must not acquire many horses for himself or cause the people to return to Egypt in order to acquire many horses, since the Lord has said to you, ‘You shall never return that way again.’

Well, the lying, disgusting “media” kept harping on the question of why somebody would shoot and kill two harmless horses who were like family members to their owner and were beloved by the children in the neighborhood, and it’s obvious that they never turn to the Bible as the infallible source of answers to all questions in life. Even the most cursory review of Deuteronomy 17:16 makes it clear why well-armed Patriots must prevent other men from acquiring too many horses!!!!! #obvious

Isn’t it pathetic how the alt-left hate squads crucify Patriot Johnson for abiding by Deuteronomy 17:16 just like they crucified Patriot Donald J. Trump for abiding by Two Corinthians????!!!!??? SAD!!!!!!

http://fox4kc.com/2018/01/17/man-arrested-in-connection-to-shooting-of-2-horses-in-rural-bates-county/

1/15/2018

The National Small Penis Association celebrates Martin Luther King Day for the very first time by announcing Paris Dennard is the first colored guy ever to be granted membership to the NSPA!!!!!!!!!!!!

We here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters in Akron, OH have been accused for many years of being a racist organization because of rumors that we have barred colored guys from joining our fine organization. The truth is that we have never had a formal policy to exclude colored guys because of the color of their skin since we are without a doubt the least racist organization you will ever meet. See, the inconvenient truth is that up until now there has never been a colored guy who met the strict membership criteria of the NSPA.

Therefore, we are thrilled to announce we have finally found a colored guy who has what it takes to join our illustrious ranks and become the Jackie Robinson of the NSPA. His name is Paris Dennard, the omnipresent pundit who NPR and all of the cable news networks trot out when they need a colored guy to provide unconditional support for President Donald J. Trump!!!!!! Patriot Dennard has been on our radar as one of the good ones for a long time, and when we saw him on CNN last week saying it was wrong to call President Donald J. Trump a racist for calling African nations “shithole” countries, we knew we finally had the guy with the temperament to break the NSPA color barrier!!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/01/13/trump-shithole-countries-paris-dennard-newday.cnn/video/playlists/new-day-highlights/

Sure enough, the alt-left and democrat party racists say horrible things about Patriot Dennard, thereby exposing their true dark colors!!!!!! For example, they call Patriot Dennard an ‘Urkel Tom’ and speculate that as an effeminate black nerd he probably experienced merciless teasing while growing up in the black community and, as a result, probably developed a deep-seated hatred for black people similar to the way Barack Obama developed a deep-seated hatred for white people as Glenn Beck correctly pointed out.

Worse yet, these “progressive” racists shamefully ridicule the ‘Gallery’ link on Patriot Dennard’s personal website  (http://www.parisdennard.com/gallery-1/) as a heartbreakingly sad and pathetic record of a hollow man desperately seeking affirmation and acceptance from any quarters, no matter how deplorable, because this kind of immature name calling of anybody who doesn’t agree with them is the only way they know how to operate!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!

Welcome to the tribe, Patriot Dennard!!!!!!!!

1/13/2018

NSPA Good Guy With A Gun (who also just happens to be the governor of Missouri) is maligned and vilified by the fake news “media” basically because of the corrosive influences of the democrat party that he escaped when he joined the Republican Party in 2015!!!!!!!!!

Eric Greitens (a good Christian man with a wife and two young children) from our Jefferson City NSPA chapter has been crucified by the subversive fake news “media” and the alt-left character assassins (on George Soros’ payroll!!!!) over the past couple of days because of reports that he tried to blackmail the woman he had an affair with in 2015 to keep her mouth shut with compromising pictures he took of her after he had restrained her in bondage and blindfolded her in his home during their first sexual encounter while his pregnant wife was out of the house (probably getting her hair done or purchasing makeup).

See, Patriot Greitens was elected in 2016 as the Republican governor of Missouri, and the totally failing democrat party has targeted him for character assassination because he is a proud defender of Christian marriage (i.e., real marriage) and the 2nd Amendment (check out his totally manly campaign add featuring him firing an automatic weapon!!!), and there is nothing the democrat party hates more than Christian marriage and the 2nd Amendment!!!!!!!

Sure, the fake news “media” is trying to make much of his act of adultery with a married woman, which began March 2015, but we would like to make the salient point that he initiated this adultery while he was still a registered member of the democrat party. See, Patriot Greitens became a registered member of the Republican Party in July 2015 when he announced his intentions to run for governor of Missouri. See, he began the affair when he was in the democrat party and didn’t respect the sanctity of a marriage between one man and one woman. It was his allegiance with that hedonistic, ungodly party with its mantra of ‘if it feels good, do it’ that allowed him to be unfaithful to his wife and the vow they made in front of God!!!! He also surely wanted to destroy the marriage between the woman and her husband at the time because members of the democrat party love nothing more than destroying the family unit!!!!!!

Well, now the fake news “media” is making a big deal out of the reports that Patriot Greitens allegedly slapped his ex-mistress’ face when they encountered each other at the hospital where Patriot Greitens’ wife was giving birth to their second child. Yeah, this allegedly happened after Patriot Greitens became a Republican, but it’s not like you could expect Patriot Greitens to immediately escape the narcotic-like haze of hatred of Christian marriage that hovered over him all of those years he was in the democrat party!!!!!! The good news is that he has now been safely ensconced in the warm Christian glow of the Republican Party for 2 ½ years so all of the evil democrat party poison is now completely flushed from his system. He and his wife say their marriage and faith in Christ are stronger than ever so this story really is nothing more than a big nothingburger!!!!!!!!

Sure enough, though, the hate mongers in the democrat party keep coming after Patriot Greitens. Well, they finally realized they can’t continue to spread their disgusting, reprehensible lies against Donald J. Trump because he just keeps winning and exposing them to be the empty-headed, racist, dishonest, amoral, incompetent pigs they are so it’s no surprise they have now decided to try to train their guns on Patriot Greitens instead!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!

Disgraced Missouri Governor Eric Greitens denies slapping his married mistress in a hospital while his wife was giving birth

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263319/Eric-Greitens-slapped-mistress-wife-gave-birth.html

1/8/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to an unhinged environmentalist activist!!!!!!!!

Andrew Riehle from our Lafayette NSPA chapter was arrested early Friday morning and charged with (get this) intimidation, criminal recklessness and pointing a firearm after he allegedly pulled a gun on a bar owner who was attempting to kick him out of the bar. Sure enough, though, the fake news peddlers at the Journal & Courier so-called “newspaper” have rigged the coverage of what happened to make Patriot Riehle look like a criminal in order to push their anti-gun, eco-terrorist agenda!!!!!!!!

See, the critical element of this story that the Journal & Courier intentionally minimized is that all this nonsense started when the bar owner kicked Patriot Riehle out of his bar after confronting him over taking so many paper napkins from the bar. Well, understandably, Patriot Riehle wasn’t going to be intimidated by this eco-bully with his overbearing conservationist agenda so he allegedly pulled out a gun and pointed it at the bar owner. How long are we expected to obediently accept having the amoral and avaricious big-money tree growing lobby have their way and selfishly dictate who has access and control of our country’s natural resources????!!!!!????

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House and Ryan Zinke as the Secretary of the Interior to put an and to this relentless, nightmarish attempted takeover of government land by the alt-left, George Soros-funded arborists!!!!!!!!!

Police: Bar patron pulls pistol after shown the door

http://www.jconline.com/story/news/crime/2018/01/05/bar-patron-pulls-pistol-after-shown-door/1008243001/

1/7/2018

Lindsey ‘The Fist of Justice’ Graham strikes again to defend America!!!!!!!!!!


Senator Lindsey Graham from our Columbia NSPA chapter lived up to his nickname, ‘The Fist of Justice’, again when he bravely stood up to the fake news witch hunters, who are colluding to undermine Donald J. Trump’s presidency, by calling for the Department of Justice to bring criminal charges against Christopher Steele for lying to the FBI about the so-called dossier he compiled and filled with lies about Patriot Trump!!!!!!!!

Now, when we first met Patriot Graham many years ago, we couldn’t understand why everybody referred to him as ‘The Fist.’ Then as we got to know Patriot Graham, we realized they must have been referring to him as ‘The Fist of Justice’ because he always comes out on the right side of truth and justice, even when we have become worried at times that he might be a closeted democrat party double-agent, like back during the 2016 Republican primary when he took some cheap shots at Patriot Trump.

However, Patriot Graham proves over and over and over again that we can count him on him to demonstrate that he has the backbone to stand up for truth (i.e., the Republican party) when it really counts, just like he did with this courageous stance against Christopher Steele. Sure enough, the haters and the internet trolls have been directing their vile venom at Patriot Graham by accusing him of degrading the integrity of his office by shamelessly sinking to an embarrassingly obvious partisan stunt in a futile and pathetic attempt to try to provide ultimately pointless cover for Patriot Trump in the face of the ongoing and ever expanding Mueller investigation. See, these losers still can’t get over the fact that Hillary lost!!!!!!! #growup

Worse yet, many of these haters have the nerve to question the psychological makeup of this noble man who would risk his legacy in order to provide cover to Patriot Trump, who rightfully called out John McCain, Patriot Graham’s best friend, for not being a war hero. This in fact is exactly why we have so much admiration for Patriot ‘The Fist of Justice’ Graham. See, it takes a special man to have the courage to place the interest of America and the TRUTH above any personal loyalties and lifelong friendships!!!!!!!! I mean, this was an obvious call for Patriot Graham to make. For example, if you had to choose between facing down the Vietcong with Donald J. Trump or John McCain, who are you going to pick???? #duh

GOP Senators Recommend Criminal Investigation Of Trump Dossier Author

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/senate-christopher-steele_us_5a4fccb4e4b003133ec7aa4a

1/2/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to put a dog out of its misery before it suffered a horrible death!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob D. Hooten from our Laurel NSPA chapter was arrested this past Friday and charged with (get this) Torturing or Mutilating a Vertebrate Animal (level 6 felony) after he allegedly shot his ex-girlfriend’s six-month-old puppy in the face after arguing with her via text messages. Sure enough, in our opinion, this is just another case of the fake news media conducting a witch hunt against a Good Guy With A Gun to push their alt-left, man-hating, gun-hating agenda!!!!!

See, if you believe the lies being peddled by the local fake news “media” and the totally biased Franklin County “Sheriff’s” Department (who we believe are obviously colluding to take down Patriot Hooten), you believe Patriot Hooten, who was keeping his ex-girlfriend’s puppy at his house, shot the puppy in the face and left it to die a slow death on his back porch in the freezing cold out of spite toward his ex-girlfriend.

Well, we talked to the other members of our Laurel NSPA chapter and got the alternative facts about what we believe actually happened. See, after Patriot Hooten’s ex-girlfriend sent a bunch of hysterical text messages to report she was coming to his house to retrieve her puppy, Patriot Hooten understandably became concerned about the puppy’s well-being because he knew what danger the puppy would be in while riding in a car driven by an overly emotional woman driver. I mean, he surely knew there was a good chance that she would get in a car accident because of her poor driving skills, and the puppy would likely die a horrible death inside the mangled car. So Patriot Hooten humanely decided to allegedly shoot the puppy in the face with his 16 gauge shotgun to put it out of its suffering before it got in a car accident caused by his ex-girlfriend.

Patriot Hooten’s ex-girlfriend showed up and took the dog away before it could die with dignity on Patriot Hooten’s back porch so she could rush it to a veterinarian for treatment. Well, sure enough, the ex-girlfriend slid off the road and wrecked her car (surprise, surprise)!!!!! Right on cue, a Franklin County “deputy” who apparently couldn’t be bothered with actually being out on patrol to fight crime caused by Mexican murderers and rapists who have snuck into America because the democrat party has prevented President Trump from building his wall showed up to the accident. Well, Patriot Hooten’s ex-girlfriend tried to distract the “deputy” from her fault in causing the accident and fed him a sob story about Patriot Hooten shooting her puppy in the face. The “deputy” fell for this and rushed over to Patriot Hooten’s house to arrest him.

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can order the Department of Justice to conduct a long overdue purge of the Franklin County “Sheriff’s” Department to put an end to this unwarranted harassment of Patriot Hooten!!!!!!! #MAGA

Ex-Boyfriend Accused Of Shooting Puppy In Face With Shotgun

http://eaglecountryonline.com/local-article/ex-boyfriend-accused-of-shooting-puppy-in-face-with-shotgun/

1/1/2018

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to (we figure) break up some suspicious activity being hatched by (we guess) a bunch of American communists (who are really just trouble making, subversive, dead-enders who hang out perpetually in college towns because they can’t get real jobs so they want to undermine the system to make life miserable for the rest of us hard working REAL Americans!), unlike those Russian communists (who, come to think of it, really aren’t that bad after all), and wouldn’t it be a good thing if we got along better with Russia??!!!????

Jon Hanley from our Lakeville NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and faces charges of (get this) criminal recklessness and could eventually be charged with (get this) animal cruelty after he allegedly shot a German shepherd named Major. Sure enough, the fake news media at WNDU-Channel 16 is trying to make Patriot Hanley sound like a bad guy with their rigged coverage of the story.

See, with the way they have reported their version of the “facts”, Major, who accompanies his owner everywhere she goes, slipped out of his owner’s car while she was in a store. While she was trying to catch Major in the store parking lot, witnesses reported Patriot Hanley tried to help her catch him. Well, when Major barked at Patriot Hanley and made no attempt to bite him, Patriot Hanley allegedly retrieved his gun from his car and shot Major “execution style”, according to the obviously biased witnesses. First off, we would like to point out Major didn’t die or anything. The bullet simply passed harmlessly through his skull and lodged in his shoulder, where it safely came to a stop. After emergency surgery, he is in stable condition so we don’t see why all of this fuss is even necessary!!!!!

Furthermore, we talked to the other members of our Lakeville NSPA chapter and got the alternative facts about what really happened. See, the under reported aspect of this story concerns the store where Major’s owner had been allegedly “shopping”, if that’s what you want to call it. See, the name of the “store” was ‘Working Person’s Store’, which according to many members of our Lakeville NSPA chapter may be a front and secret meeting hall for an American communist organization because of the name of the place and because of the gut feeling a lot of our Lakeville members have about the place. According to them, there’s just something fishy about the place, and we’ve got to get to the bottom of it.

See, we figure that maybe they were having a meeting about igniting a workers’ uprising in Lakeville, and maybe they were training German shepherds to attack REAL Americans as part of their revolt, and we figure that Patriot Hanley probably figured this out as well so, when you think about it, he really didn’t have any choice except to allegedly shoot that German shepherd in order to prevent this Bolshevik brouhaha planned in collusion with the Deep State to try to undermine the legitimacy of President Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that Patriot Hanley was in place to stand up for President Trump. Now it’s time for us to stand up for Patriot Hanley and put an end to this miscarriage of justice!!!!! NSPA members of America, unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: Police ID suspect in custody after dog shot outside Lakeville store

http://www.wndu.com/content/news/Suspect-in-custody-after-dog-shot-outside-Lakeville-store-467308653.html

12/28/2017

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the job killing, alt-left, environmental fascists in the democrat party have destroyed the lumber industry with their selfish, unhinged zeal to cater to the big money tree hugger lobby!!!!!!!!!

David Wayne Gore from our Wilmington NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) murder after he allegedly shot and killed a 34-year-old man in the course of a totally understandable misunderstanding that was created by the American carnage left behind by the soulless, venal tree growing lobby which totally owns the disgustingly servile and amoral democrat party and is driven by the shockingly selfish and sinfully short-sighted goal to destroy the lumber industry!!!!!!! Sure enough, the totally biased and corrupt Bladen County “Sheriff’s” Office (which needs to be purged immediately!!!!) ignored the facts of the case because they have rigged a witch hunt against Patriot Gore!!!!!

See, all this nonsense started Saturday when Patriot Gore, who owns Gore Marine in Wilmington, went looking for a $200,000 boat that a thief had stolen from him earlier in the week. Well, Patriot Gore used some solid deductive reasoning and went looking for his boat at Squires Timber, an abandoned lumber mill where there are multiple large buildings. See, if you were a thief who was trying to hide a stolen boat, this is exactly the kind of place you would go to stash the boat out of sight. Well, Patriot Gore came upon two guys who must have looked like they were up to no good (because who else other than a suspicious criminal would be hanging out in an abandoned lumber mill? #duh), and he confronted them because he allegedly was sure they had his boat.

Well, one thing led to another and Patriot Gore allegedly shot and killed one of the men and the Blanden County “Sheriff’s” Office determined the two men had nothing to do with the stolen boat and there was no evidence of the boat at the abandoned lumber mill and Patriot Gore’s gun was confiscated. What burns us up is that if the vile tree hugger lobby and their shamefully obedient democrat party henchmen hadn’t destroyed the lumber industry, the lumber yard would not have been abandoned and Patriot Gore would not have gone there looking for his boat, and he never would have been in position to accidentally shoot the man who died in this totally understandable faux pas!!!!!!!!!

We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can single-handedly save the lumber industry just like he saved the coal industry this year. See, now all of the abandoned lumber yards will be brought back as thriving businesses and no boat owner will ever again have to go to an abandoned lumber yard to look for his boat and to accidentally shoot and kill somebody who he mistakenly thought stole his boat!!!!!!!! #MAGA

Gore Marine owner facing murder charge

http://www.starnewsonline.com/news/20171226/gore-marine-owner-facing-murder-charge

12/26/2017

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because TNT and TBS have fetishized that goddamn ‘A Christmas Story’ with their goddamn relentless and seemingly unending airings of the movie on Christmas!!!!!!!!!

Erick James Bolin from our Ontario NSPA chapter was booked into the West Valley Detention Center on suspicion of killing his mother Christmas afternoon.  See, according to the so-called Ontario “Police” Department, their “officers” responded to Patriot Bolin’s call to report he had shot his mother at their home. Patriot Bolin tried to explain to the low-energy “officers” (who were probably disgruntled that they had to work on Christmas in the first place so you just know they weren’t about to be fair and balanced for one second because we’re sure they wanted to make sure somebody else was as unhappy as they were on Christmas) that he had shot his mother by accident, but they went ahead and arrested him anyway and held him without bail. We bet they wanted to make sure they weren’t the only people in Ontario who were unable to enjoy Christmas at home!!!!!!

Sure enough, by simply talking to the other members of our Ontario NSPA chapter, we were able to piece together the alternative facts to determine what probably actually happened. See, we heard that Patriot Bolin’s mother loved ‘A Christmas Story’ (which, by the way, those of us here at the NSPA headquarters in Akron, OH enjoyed the first 87 times we saw the movie, but enough is enough!!!!!!) so much that she bought her 28-year-old son a gun for Christmas and asked him to reenact her favorite scenes from the movie. Well, one thing led to another, and just like at the end of the movie when Ralphie almost accidentally shot his eye out, we heard Patriot Bolin allegedly accidentally shot his mother, and she ended up dying. Despite this, the Ontario “Police” Department still arrested him!!!!!!

Should it be any surprise that the godless, alt-left “authorities” would try such an underhanded tactic to mar the Christmas celebration in Ontario with this totally rigged arrest because they are pathetically bound and determined to continue their vicious War On Christmas even though President Donald J. Trump triumphantly vanquished the democrat party’s and CNN’s horrendous goal to suppress the celebration of Christmas??????? This is a testament to the lack of respect of the rule of law and the rampant lack of accountability that exists in the Ontario “Police” Department so we insist on a purge of this biased and out of control “law enforcement agency” in order to reestablish credibility in their ability to impartially dispense justice!!!!!!!

Ontario man suspected of fatally shooting his mother on Christmas

https://www.sbsun.com/2017/12/26/ontario-man-suspected-of-fatally-shooting-his-mother-on-christmas/

12/21/2017

Papa John’s founder and CEO resigns from his company to spend more time with the National Small Penis Association!!!!!!

John Schnatter from our Louisville NSPA chapter announced today that he will be stepping down as CEO of Papa John’s, the pizza company he started in 1984. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting fake news media has been peddling a hoax all day that Patriot Schnatter was forced to resign as a result of the “controversy” generated by his recent claim that his company’s rapidly declining pizza sales were a result of the NFL’s handling of a bunch of trouble making NFL players who have been kneeling during the national anthem as part of a so-called social justice protest. See, Papa John’s is the official pizza of the NFL. On top of that, the alt-left hit squad has had it in for him for years because Patriot Schnatter had the noble courage to oppose Obamacare because the government takeover of healthcare might add 14 cents to the cost of each pizza!!!!!! Sure enough, Patriot Schnatter and Papa John’s became the target of the army of despicable alt-left online trolls who posted vicious comments, such as saying Papa John’s pizza tastes like a bowel movement discharged by a pizza oven!!!! SAD!!!!!

Well, the truth is, and you heard it here first, that Patriot Schnatter is actually stepping away from Papa John’s to spend more time with the National Small Penis Association. Patriot Schnatter looks forward to bringing his awesome marketing and public relations skills full-time to the NSPA headquarters to fight for the cause of inclusion of the insecure, small-penised, White guy community in American society. Even with the totally awesome leadership of President Donald J. Trump, America will never be truly great again until the racist persecution of insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out finally comes to an end!!!!!

Papa John’s CEO John Schnatter steps down weeks after wading into NFL anthem controversy

https://sports.yahoo.com/papa-johns-ceo-john-schnatter-steps-weeks-wading-nfl-anthem-controversy-223241242.html

12/20/2017

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save his son from a life of crime by using his 2nd Amendment to school him on the 8th Commandment!!!!!!!!

Raymond Leuser from our Chicago NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) attempted first-degree murder and aggravated battery/discharge of a firearm after he allegedly shot his 22-year-old son. However, if you disregard the fake news presented by the Chicago “Police” Department and consider the alternative facts provided by the other members of our Chicago NSPA chapter, you will readily see that Patriot Leuser is actually the victim of Big Government overreach aimed at undermining the role of the father as the head of the family unit and dispenser of a proper moral education!!!!!! See, Big Government thinks it can do a better job of raising children than the Christian father can!!!!!

All this nonsense started last week when Patriot Leuser had no choice except to call off sick from his job as a police officer with the Indian Head Park Police Department. Well, since there is no better cure for the flu than going to a 7-Eleven to purchase pizza, popcorn and Smirnoff vodka, that’s exactly what Patriot Leuser did. Well, while Patriot Leuser was taking a nap after drinking a little bit of the vodka for medicinal purposes, his ne’er-do-well son allegedly drank three glasses of vodka from the bottle and tried to cover up his thievery by replacing the missing vodka with water!!!!!

Now, if you believe the Chicago “Police” Department’s account, you believe that Patriot Leuser became enraged over his son’s treachery and shot him in the stomach in an unhinged act of violence. However, we heard from the other members of our Chicago NSPA chapter Patriot Leuser was immediately concerned that his 22-year-old son was at risk of failing to develop into an emotionally stable, mature and law abiding adult. I mean, you could see a 14-year-old pulling a stunt like this and think nothing of it, but Patriot Leuser would have been perfectly justified by worrying that his son was too old for this type of irresponsible behavior so he had to take drastic and decisive action to get his son on the right track and to teach him ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’, just like it says in the Bible so he allegedly shot him in the stomach (knowing it wouldn’t kill him or anything!) to jolt him out of his wicked ways!!!!

Well, sure enough, the “authorities” don’t value the family unit and, more importantly, the role of the father as the most important member of the family unit because they think they know better when it comes to raising children so they treated Patriot Leuser like a common criminal so they could arrest him and confiscate his gun. Sure enough, you can count on alt-left hate mongers to demand that he be fired from his job as a police officer. See, the alt-left crowd doesn’t feel we should hold criminals, like Patriot Leuser’s son, accountable for their crimes so they twist themselves into pathetic knots to deny/rationalize/justify/minimize the criminal’s act and then commit shameless character assassination against the investigators and dispensers of justice. Jeez, are these “people” despicable or what?????!!!!!!!!!?????

Well, at least we can thank Jesus Christ for making sure Donald J. Trump and the Republicans in the House of Representatives and the Senate are in charge so they can put an end to this witch hunt against Patriot Leuser now that they have gloriously fixed taxes to help all of the struggling Americans who were devastated by the nightmarish misrule of Dictator Obama’s illegal 8-year occupation of the White House!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MAGA

Suburban police sergeant shot son in dispute over vodka: prosecutor

https://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-politics/suburban-police-sergeant-shot-son-in-dispute-over-vodka-prosecutor/

12/18/2017

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save his ex-girlfriend from dying from carbon monoxide poisoning!!!!!!!

Paul Leon Lipsey from our Jonesville NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with (get this) attempted murder, possession of a weapon during a violent crime and possession of a weapon by a person convicted of a violent felony after he allegedly (get this) tried to harm his ex-girlfriend (according to the “authorities”) by shooting up her house!!!!!!! Once again, we have another case of the lying, disgusting “media” colluding with the totally biased Spartanburg County “Sheriff’s” Department to smear and destroy the life of an insecure, small-penised, White guy just so they can lock him up in jail and confiscate his gun!!!!!! It’s a shame what’s happened with the Spartanburg County “Sheriff’s” Department. It’s a very sad thing to watch, I will tell you that. The level of anger at what everybody has been witnessing with respect to the Spartanburg County “Sheriff’s” Department it’s certainly very sad!!!!!

See, according to the “authorities”, Patriot Lipsey drove up to his ex-girlfriend’s home Saturday night and fired six shots into her house in an attempt to harm her. However, we have been in touch with the other members of our Jonesville NSPA chapter, and they heard from a very reliable source that Patriot Lipsey had simply been concerned that his ex-girlfriend was going to possibly die from carbon monoxide poisoning and wanted to make sure her house was properly ventilated to make sure this didn’t happen.

See, women aren’t good at important home maintenance matters, like proper fireplace and chimney maintenance, and we heard Patriot Lipsey was worried about what would happen to his ex-girlfriend without him around the house anymore to keep her safe. We heard Patriot Lipsey called her repeatedly to make sure she cleaned her chimney (sure enough, the fake news “media” tried to make it sound like he was threatening her with his phone calls, SAD!!!!), but she never picked up the phone and talked to him. See, we figure she was probably busy watching that stupid Christmas movie marathon on the Hallmark Channel and was completely ignorant of the danger she had placed herself in by allowing her house to become a potential toxic deathtrap!!!!

So even though they were no longer a formal couple, Patriot Lipsey allegedly selflessly fired those six shots into her house to let in fresh air to save her from the carbon monoxide poisoning because she refused to come out of her house to him because she couldn’t pull herself away from ‘A Wish for Christmas’ or ‘A Perfect Christmas’ or ‘A December Bride’ or ‘Christmas in Homestead’ or ‘The Mistletoe Promise’ or ‘My Christmas Dream’ or ‘A Rose for Christmas’ or ‘When Calls the Heart Christmas’ or ‘Journey Back to Christmas’ or ‘Sleigh Bells Ring’ or ‘Christmas Getaway’ or ‘A Very Merry Mix-Up’ or ‘Matchmaker Santa’ or ‘The Christmas Cure’ or ‘The Mistletoe Inn’ or ‘Sharing Christmas’ or ‘Christmas in Evergreen’ or ‘Christmas Next Door’ or ‘With Love, Christmas’ or ‘Christmas Incorporated’ or ‘Christmas Under Wraps’ or ‘Once Upon a Holiday’ or ‘The Sweetest Christmas’ or ‘The Christmas Cottage’ or ‘Christmas Connection’ or ‘Enchanted Christmas’ for one minute in order to save her own life!!!! (The only reason I know about these movies is because I live with my mother so I can keep an eye on her because she is getting up there in years, and she insists on watching these stupid movies!!!! I would never watch these movies if I lived alone!!!!!)

Sure enough, though, Patriot Lipsey was “rewarded” for his heroic gesture by getting arrested and thrown in jail on these totally bogus charges!!!! Hopefully, President Donald J. Trump will be like one of the angels in one of these Hallmark Channel movies who makes sure there is a happy ending for everybody and springs Patriot Lipsey from jail and gives him his gun back!!!!!!!!

Jonesville man charged with attempted murder in shooting

http://www.wspa.com/2017/12/18/jonesville-man-charged-with-attempted-murder-in-shooting/

12/12/2017

National Small Penis Association candidate Roy Moore defeated in a totally rigged election that we are sure was fixed by that damn Jew lawyer!!!!!!!!!!!

We here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters have been in touch with all of our Alabama chapters, and we’re hearing that the real reason our candidate Roy Moore lost the Senate seat tonight in Alabama (the state with the 3rd highest per capita rate of NSPA membership for Christ’s sake!!!!!) is because that conniving Jew lawyer who Kayla Moore was talking about last night was really secretly colluding with George Soros and the Doug Jones campaign to sabotage Patriot Moore’s campaign!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are preparing a dossier to expose this horrific theft of the Alabama Senate seat from Patriot Moore, and we can assure you the National Small Penis Association will not rest until we correct this obscene election result!!!!!!!!!

12/11/2017

Good Guy With A Gun arrested after engaging in a 14-hour so-called “standoff” with the Waterville so-called “Police” Department!!!!!!

Michael Joslyn from our Waterville NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with (get this) reckless conduct, aggravated criminal mischief, refusing to submit to arrest and creating a police standoff after he allegedly fired gunshots through the floor of his apartment in an attempt to shoot his landlord who lives in the apartment below him and then engaged in a 14-hour standoff with the Waterville “Police” Department. The truth, though, is that this was nothing more than an alt-left takedown of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!

See, we heard from the other members of our Westerville NSPA chapter that Patriot Joslyn’s landlord is named Grinberg or Greenberg or Greenbaum or Greenblatt or something like that (you get the picture!!!!), if you know what I mean. Well, we heard that Patriot Joslyn had a water leak under his bathroom sink so you can only imagine how difficult it would be for Patriot Joslyn to get his landlord to pay for a plumber to fix the leak so you can completely understand why Patriot Joslyn would have had to fire a few harmless shots through his floor to subtly let his landlord know he expected him to fix the leak pronto!!!!!!

So, sure enough, we heard the conniving landlord called the so-called “police” rather than fixing the leak. So (get this) Waterville’s finest (…….NOT!!!!!), who apparently felt they had nothing better to do because they didn’t see a need to keep the streets of Waterville safe from marauding bands of Mexican rapists and murderers, rushed on the scene and surrounded Patriot Joslyn’s apartment for 14 hours in what they called a “standoff” (puh-leeze!!!!!!). See, we heard Patriot Joslyn wasn’t even aware the so-called Waterville “Police” had surrounded his apartment because he was busy binge watching this past season of ‘Carnival Eats’ on the Cooking Channel the whole time he was in his apartment. However, that didn’t prevent the Waterville “Police” from attacking Patriot Joslyn and dragging him away from his apartment so they could confiscate his gun!!!! (And do you think the landlord is in a hurry to pay a plumber to fix the leak while Patriot Joslyn is locked up in jail??? Yeah, right!!!!!)

We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to act as the last line of defense to protect the rights of insecure, small-penised, White guys who affirm their sense of manhood through the possession of firearms from this type of injustice and mistreatment at the hands of “law enforcement” officials!!!!!!!!

Man in Custody After 14-Hour Standoff in Waterville

http://www.wabi.tv/content/news/Man-in-Custody-After-14-Hour-Standoff-in-Waterville-463483843.html
12/6/2017

Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically just for singing along to a Big Sean song on the radio!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeffrey Peters from our Gates NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) menacing, aggravated harassment as a hate crime, criminal possession of a weapon and criminal use of a weapon after he allegedly committed “road rage” in a Home Depot parking lot and allegedly pointed his 9mm handgun in the face of another drive, who by sheer coincidence just happened to be black, and called him the ‘n-word’ a couple of times. Sure enough, though, upon a closer look of the alternative facts, it is obvious to us here at the National Small Penis Association that this is just another case of the Political Correctness Police carrying themselves as if they are accountable to nobody as they wreak havoc with the rule of law in America in order to hurt insecure, small penised, White guys just to appease their dull-witted, bigoted base!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!

Now, if you believe the clowns in the so-called Gates “Police” Department, you believe that Patriot Peters became enraged with the driver in front of him, who just happened to be black, for driving slowly even though it was actually an older woman driver in the next car ahead who was driving slowly and then confronted him in the Home Depot parking lot and pointed the 9mm handgun in his face while calling him the n-word.

Sure enough, we don’t believe this fake news account for a second. See, we heard from the other members of our Gates NSPA chapter that Patriot Peters is actually the least racist person any of them have ever known. In fact, they said Patriot Peters is so open-minded that he had actually been trying to learn more about the colored person community and had been listening to and singing along with the latest Big Sean album. We heard Patriot Peters hadn’t even been paying attention to the traffic in front of him because he was concentrating so much on the Big Sean song.

We then heard that when Patriot Peters got out of his car, he was simply singing the lyrics to a Big Sean song that drops the ‘n-word’ every which way but loose. Furthermore, we heard that Patriot Peters was going to that Home Depot simply to purchase some Ballistol Multi-Purpose Oil to clean his gun, and he had simply pulled his gun out of his pocket to make sure he had it with him just as he got to the part of the Big Sean song that had the ‘n-word’!!!!!

Sure enough, the other driver is obviously one of those people who harbors a systemic, irrational sense of victimization and an unconditional mistrust of anybody different from him thanks to the shameless propaganda fed to him by those evil manipulators at MSNBC so he just naturally assumed Patriot Peters’ words and gun were being directed at him!!!!!!

Well, surprise, surprise, the so-called Gates “Police” Department was only too happy to buy into that nonsense because there’s nothing they enjoy more than confiscating a gun from an insecure, small-penised, White guy, and they went ahead and arrested Patriot Peters on these fake charges, even though this whole case is one big nothingburger!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can use the power of his office to put an end to these types of callously provocative acts by the alt-left, obviously designed to senselessly antagonize their opponents and senselessly inflame impossibly volatile and dangerous situations!!!!!!!

Police: Gates man pointed gun, yelled racial slurs at driver in parking lot

http://13wham.com/news/local/road-rage-arrest-in-gates-after-driver-pointed-gun-yelled-racial-slurs

12/1/2017

Good Guy With A Gun charged with murder even though (we heard) he was a victim of constant teasing and bullying, which probably caused him to commit the shooting if you think about it!!!!!!!!!
 
Michael Anthony Maher from our Apex NSPA chapter was charged with (get this) murder in the November 24 shooting death of his wife after the shooting had been originally ruled an accident, according the so-called Apex “Police” Department. However, it is clear to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that this is yet another case of the crooked “authorities” pushing a fake news narrative of a case in order to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun so they can confiscate his gun.
 
Patriot Maher initially told the so-called Apex “Police” that he had accidentally fatally shot his wife in their home on the night of November 24. However, completely out of nowhere the “authorities” changed their minds and charged him today with murder. Now let’s just say that maybe Patriot Maher actually did intentionally shoot and kill his wife. Well, if that’s the case it certainly wouldn’t have been his fault because we heard from the other members of our Apex NSPA chapter that there are a lot of alt-left, antifa, democrat party bullies in Patriot Maher’s neighborhood who had been callously and incessantly taunting Patriot Maher with vicious and snide comments that he looks like the offspring who would be produced if Jimmy Kimmel and Anthony Weiner were capable of conceiving a baby during a night of steamy homosexual intercourse. So can you blame him if he understandably snapped under this kind of racist tormenting???!!!!????
 
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