10/20/2019
Good Guy With Five Rifles, Including An AK-47, Three Pistols And Other Gun Components has his five rifles, including an AK-47, three pistols and other gun components confiscated basically because anti-gun terrorists funded by Michael Bloomberg and enabled by the democrat party don’t want the world to see that indeed the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a Good Guy With Five Rifles, Including an AK-47, Three Pistols And Other Gun Components!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Kaleb James Cole from our Seattle NSPA chapter and the cell leader of the Washington state chapter of Atomwaffen, our sister organization, was forced to witness government thugs use onerous “red flag” gun laws (pushed through by a cabal of international bankers (if you know what I mean) who control the democrat party) to confiscate his five guns, including an AK-47, three pistols and other gun components and slap him with (get this) an Extreme Risk Protection Order because they didn’t want Patriot Cole to have the chance to become a hero by using his arsenal to keep Americans safe from bad hombres from Mexico and dangerous Kurds who are no angels!!!!!!! See, if Americans actually got a chance to see what a Good Guy With Five Rifles, Including An AK-47, Three Pistols And Other Gun Components can actually do, it would totally undercut the democrat party’s hyperbolic, anti-gun message.
Worse yet, the “authorities” made a big deal about Patriot Cole’s recent trip to Auschwitz (for what was obviously nothing more than an educational excursion) to justify this illegal gun confiscation!!!!!!! After suffering through two terms of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House and seeing so-called “foreign policy” crafted by alleged “leaders” who clearly lacked the most basic understanding of American and world history, it is SAD to see the Deep State still has the power to punish Americans who are trying absorb lessons from the past!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald Trump in the White House to make sure all of America’s foreign policy decisions are now based on a deep understanding of the sweep and scope of American and world history!!!!!!!!!!! #factsmatter
Small arsenal of firearms seized from alleged neo-Nazi leader under Washington state’s ‘red flag’ law
10/15/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was trying to uncover corruption involving children of powerful members of the democrat party!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocky Dean Conner from our Magna, Utah NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) felony assault, robbery and obstructing justice after he allegedly pulled a gun on a husband and wife in a car after they honked at him for allegedly swerving his car toward their daughters as they were crossing the street. In other words, this is just another fake news hoax foisted upon us by the lying, disgusting so-called “media” that is once again trying to cover up corruption in the democrat party so they can totally destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Magna NSPA chapter that Patriot Conner was actually trying to drive up to the young women as they were crossing the street to ask how they earned $1.7 billion from a Norwegian hedge fund that is connected to the field manager of the Joe Biden Dalton, Georgia campaign office. Dalton, Georgia is well known as the ‘Carpet Capital of the World’, and the other members of our Magna NSPA chapter heard the young women were actually funneling this money from Norway to the Biden campaign through large contributions made by prominent Dalton carpet executives!!!!!!! We also heard their parents are powerful democrat party bigwigs in Magna, a bastion of liberal power brokers!!!!!!!
Right on cue, though, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” rushed in to provide cover for the Biden campaign, and they cooked up this WITCH HUNT to make Patriot Conner look like some sort of erratic, emotionally unstable, dangerously impulsive baby-man who should have no access to a firearm because the democrat party is imploding so they resort to CHARACTER ASSASSINATION of true Patriots, like Patriot Conner, because that is the only move they know, and the gullible fools in their base EAT IT UP!!!!!! THIS MUST END!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to once-and-for-all DRAIN THE SWAMP and to put an end to this disgusting display of corruption, cover-up and cronyism!!!!!!! #TRUMP2020
Upset at honking, man pulls gun — then tries to hide license plate with paper towels
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2019/10/15/upset-honking-man-pulls/
10/6/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his girlfriend from a Mexican rapist!!!!!!!!!! A total HOAX!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin Rennhack from our Interlochen, Michigan NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday night and charged with (get this) unlawful imprisonment, two counts of assault with a dangerous weapon and felony firearms (? WTF) after he allegedly held his girlfriend and another man at gunpoint. Sure enough, this is just another WITCH HUNT of a Good Guy With A Gun by the lying, disgusting so-called “media” which is trying to distract the public from the news about Crooked Joe Biden and his son!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!
See, according to the “police” report, Patriot Rennhack was away from home when he saw his girlfriend there with another man through his in-home security camera. Patriot Rennhack then allegedly went to his house, grabbed his rifle and went to the bedroom where his girlfriend and the other man were engaged in intimate relations. Patriot Rennhack allegedly pointed the rifle at them, ordered them not to move and demanded the man’s name. He then allegedly held them hostage for minutes before allowing them to leave.
Sure enough, we heard from the other members of our Interlochen NSPA chapter that the lying, disgusting so-called “media” covered up what really happened here because they wanted to spread their baseless lies that Patriot Rennhack is some sort of a criminal to push their far-left agenda!!!!!! SICK!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our Interlochen NSPA chapter that Patriot Rennhack rushed home because he wanted to save his girlfriend from the other man, who was actually a Mexican rapist!!!!! We are still waiting to hear what name he gave when Patriot Rennhack allegedly demanded his name at gunpoint. We are guessing it was probably Pedro, or maybe Fernando, or possibly Juan, or more likely Jose, or conceivably Miguel, or just as likely Alejandro!!!!!!! Once we get this bad hombre’s name, you can be sure we will be the first to report it!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to dig a moat along the big, beautiful border wall he is building at the Mexican border to make doubly sure that not one more Mexican rapist will ever get into America!!!!!!!!!! PROMISES KEPT!!!!!!!!!!
Man accused of holding his girlfriend and another man at gunpoint
9/29/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to explain the ethos of the National Small Penis Association to two dingbat broads!!!!!!! SAD!!!!
Derek Wayne Potts from our Floyd County NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) felony terroristic threats and misdemeanor counts of public drunkenness and public indecency after he allegedly exposed his genitals while intoxicated to two women at another person’s home, pointed a handgun at them and later came back with a rifle.
Sure enough, though, this is just another case of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy HARASSMENT!!!!!! It’s a terrible thing happening to our country, and it must stop because it’s really a horrible thing that nobody has ever seen before in the history of our country!!!!!! Right on cue, the lying, disgusting fake-news “media”, bought and paid for by George Soros and his cabal of international bankers, manipulated the coverage of this case to make a laughingstock of Patriot Potts, when, in fact, he had simply been trying to educate the two women about the ethos of the National Small Penis Association after engaging in a little harmless social drinking!!!! (Do we really need to remind everybody that Prohibition ended in 1933 with the 21st Amendment???!!!??? Jeez, is it just me or does it seem like the democrat party is trying to turn back all of the progress America has made over the past 100 years???!!!???? SAD!!!!!)
See, we heard from the other members of our Floyd County NSPA chapter that in an emotionally vulnerable moment Patriot Potts had allegedly displayed his small penis to the women and explained he had been able to increase his self-esteem and sense of manhood thanks to the NSPA through the possession of his handgun and rife, which he allegedly proudly presented to them. Well, sure enough, thanks to the #metoo movement and the Brett Kavanaugh inquisition, any man who brandishes his penis or a gun (no matter the circumstances) at a woman is immediately branded a criminal in the court of public opinion and has his life totally ruined!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!
Well, we can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to fight against these witch hunts and conspiracies designed to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys for the democrat party’s appallingly shameless desire for cheap political gain!!!!!! SICK
Police: Drunk man pointed gun at women
9/18/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being attacked by a hysterical woman!!!!!!!!
Keith Allen Hetrick from our York, Pennsylvania NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) attempted homicide, aggravated assault, possession of firearm prohibited, receiving stolen property, posses firearm with manufacturer number altered, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and harassment after he allegedly punched, choked and pointed a gun at a female friend. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media has hijacked the coverage of this story to push their liberal agenda to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun.
See, this is another case of the fake news media blaming the victim (Patriot Hetrick) because they so blatantly covered up the role of their ordained, female so-called “victim” (the allegedly defenseless female “friend”) in this story, who, truth be told, was responsible for the gun going off!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
On top of that, there is plenty missing from the “reporting” in this story. See, there was absolutely no reporting on what this female “friend” said to cause Patriot Hetrick to allegedly punch and choke her. Worse yet, there was absolutely no reporting on what the female “friend” did to force Patriot Hetrick to defend himself by allegedly pulling a gun on her!!!!!!! Even worse yet, the fake news coverage barely mentions that Patriot Hetrick’s gun didn’t go off until the female “friend” swatted the gun away from her face. If she hadn’t done that, the gun never would have gone off!!!!!!! However, Patriot Hetrick is the one who gets charged with firing the gun!!!!!!! Liberal Logic 101!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to this endless stream of lies that comes from the fake news media, who have shockingly been able to normalize chronic lying as unremarkable!!!!!!!!!! MUST END!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!! #TRUMP2020
Gun goes off after woman swats it out of her face in York domestic, police say
9/11/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democrat party hates small business owners and wants to regulate them out of existence!!!!!!!!!
Sean Stanford from our Albuquerque NSPA chapter was arrested Monday by the so-called Albuquerque “Police” and charged with (get this) extreme cruelty to animals and negligent use of a deadly weapon after he allegedly shot an ALLEGEDLY affectionate stray cat that had been hanging out at Solid Tech Performance, the auto body shop he owns, for the past couple of months. According to a copyrighted FAKE NEWS article that we cannot share, several employees (obviously bleeding heart LIBS!!!) became attached to the cat and began feeding it because LIBS love nothing more than making the NEEDY totally dependent upon them to keep them on the democrat party plantation!!!!!!!
Well, Patriot Stanford allegedly let it be known very strongly that he didn’t care for the cat and threatened to shoot it because that’s how a real MAN handles an invasion by an uninvited predator!!!!!! So, Patriot Stanford, being a MAN of his word, allegedly brought a rifle to work last week and allegedly shot the cat twice in the face.
Sure enough, one of the bleeding heart LIBS at the body shop rushed the cat to a veterinarian because there’s nothing LIBS love more than delivering health care on demand to the uninsured and snitched on Patriot Stanford to the police because there’s nothing LIBS hate more than small business owners!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Sure enough, Patriot Stanford was hauled into a totally rigged court today and forced to stand before a so-called (ACTIVIST) judge who oh-so-conveniently just happens to have a Mexican sounding name, so we can be sure he’ll get a fair hearing…..NOT!!!!!!!!!! Well, we all know how this case is going to turn out, and this is yet another example of how the democrat party wants to regulate every single action a small business owner takes at his own business because they want to dismantle capitalism and replace it with SOCIALISM!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these Socialist Communists who hate America!!!!! Imagine the disarray America would be in if we didn’t have Patriot Trump guiding the way!!!!!!! #nightmare
Cat who got shot in face by body shop owner will soon have new home
https://www.koat.com/article/cat-shot-twice-in-face-by-body-shop-owner/28931363
9/5/2019
The National Small Penis Association launches the Alabama Hurricane Relief Fund!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters in Akron, OH have been sending our thoughts and prayers to the victims of the devastating hurricane that has ravaged Alabama for the past two days, and we have decided thoughts and prayers are not enough when dealing with death and suffering of this magnitude so we are launching the Alabama Hurricane Relief Fund to help stem the tide of misery and death that has been spreading across Alabama!!!!!
We want to help Alabama rebound quickly from this natural disaster so the good Christians of Alabama (which is 2nd in per capita statewide NSPA chapters, only behind Mississippi) can get back to the business of forcing women who were raped to bring their fetuses to term and to elect Judge Roy Moore (charter member of our Gadsden, Alabama NSPA chapter) to the U.S. Senate!!!!!!!!
Please check upcoming posts for the link to the Relief Fund so you can make your donation!!!!!!!
9/1/2019
The National Small Penis Association works tirelessly over the past week to keep Texas safe!!!! After all, nothing stops a Menacing Mexican Muchacho like a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!!
Thousands of concerned NSPA followers have been emailing and calling the NSPA executive offices to get an explanation for our recent lack of posts, and we are happy to announce the reason for our period of online silence. See, we here at the NSPA have been working without respite for the past week with all of our Texas-based NSPA chapters to monitor the implementation today of 8 new laws passed by our Republican brothers and fellow NSPA members in the Texas Legislature to ease restrictions on guns, including allowing firearms in public places like schools and churches, on rented and leased property and during disasters, in order to make sure all REAL Texans are able to protect themselves and their loved ones from the seething mass of marauding Mexican murderers marching at will across our southern border!!!!!!!!
See, we had to be in Texas to make sure none of the gun-hating, democrat party elevator screamers tried to pull a fast one today to block these laws from taking effect because they are so despicable they will stoop to all sorts of scapegoating and fear-mongering to push through their anti-gun agenda!!!!!!
Though we praise Jesus for all of our Republican brothers and fellow NSPA members in the Texas Legislature, we would like to shine the NSPA spotlight on Texas state Rep. Matt Schaefer for very strongly declaring today after the little kerfuffle in Odessa yesterday that he will never vote for any gun control measures of any sort because of the blatantly obvious fact that these measures will never do anything to keep Texans safe from Mexicans who harbor evil in their hearts. Instead, he recognizes the only effective intervention is PRAYER!!!!!!!!!! Patriot Schaefer also made the salient point that “discipline in the homes” and men not leaving their families would also prevent gun violence.
As Patriot Schaefer wrote on Facebook today, “YES to God, and NO to more government intrusions.” Other than easily manipulated and frightened simpletons in the democrat party, who can argue with that !!!!!!!!!
TEXAS REPUBLICAN TOUTS GOD, PRAYER IN RANT AGAINST GUN CONTROL ADVOCACY CALLS TO ‘DO SOMETHING’
8/25/2019
Good Guy With A Gun targeted in a George Soros-funded voter suppression plot initiated to install Soros’ puppet, Joe Biden, in the White House!!!!!!!
Kaleb R. Lemaire from our Milton, Delaware NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) possession of a deadly weapon during the commission of a felony, aggravated menacing, terroristic threatening and possession of a firearm while under the influence after he allegedly pointed a gun at his girlfriend and threatened to shoot her. Sure enough, the so-called Delaware State “Police” who allegedly “investigated” the case totally sided with Patriot Lemaire’s so-called “girlfriend” and hauled him off to the Sussex Correctional Institution because they are obviously engaging in a voter suppression campaign designed to lock up as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible to prevent them from voting for Donald J. Trump in 2020, thereby handing the election to Joe Biden, who oh-so-conveniently just happens to reside in Delaware!!!!!! Could the connection be any more obvious?????!!!!???? (Hint – NO!!!!!)
We certainly don’t expect the lying, disgusting “media” to connect these dots for the public so we will continue to follow this case. The other members of our Milton, Delaware NSPA chapter are investigating this story and will report exactly what Patriot Lemaire’s girlfriend said to him to force him to allegedly point his gun at her and allegedly threaten to shoot her as soon as that information become available. Stay tuned!!!!!!! #TRUMP2020
Milton man arrested on weapons charges
https://delawarestatenews.net/police/milton-man-arrested-on-weapons-charges/
8/17/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for taking a stand against baseless accusations, you know, the kind of lies the democrat party uses to destroy America by sowing hate and division!!!!!!!!
Steven Meade from our Lexington, Kentucky NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) first-degree assault and slapped with an emergency protective order to stay away from his wife after he allegedly shot her in their home while he was intoxicated and caused her to sustain life-threatening injuries, so it’s not like she is going to die or anything so we here at the NSPA executive headquarters really don’t see what the big deal is. See, the lying, disgusting “media”, the very worst people in the world, many people say, would have you believe this is yet another of their endless fake news stories about an impossibly impulsive, emotionally immature WHITE guy who endangers everybody around him because he has an infantile attachment to a gun that empowers him to lash out at the world in a destructive manner because he lacks the most base level of psychological strength to deal with the common sources of stress and annoyance that everybody must deal with on a daily basis!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
See, according to the lie crafters at the Louisville Courier-Journal, an allegedly intoxicated Patriot Meade allegedly shot his wife in the leg during an argument that started after she accused him of putting scratches on her antique furniture while she had been out of the house.
Now, first off, Patriot Meade tried to explain to the so-called Lexington “Police” that he had simply pulled a small revolver he keeps in his recliner and waved it in her direction, “intending to scare her by firing it and causing a loud noise.” Furthermore, we would like to point out, Patriot Meade very strongly told the “police” his wife had left the house, and he was unsure if he struck her. Furthermore, we would like to point out that one of our other Louisville NSPA chapter members who has many followers on his Twitter account tweeted that many people were saying a Mexican-looking man had been seen lurking in Patriot Meade’s neighborhood and would have been perfectly positioned to frame Patriot Meade by shooting his wife after she exited the house after being psyched out (NOT SHOT!) by Patriot Meade!!!!!!!
Sure enough, the “police” ignored this evidence because if they had considered it, they would not have been able to confiscate Patriot Meade’s gun. As a result of the bungling of the case, Patriot Meade is now labeled the bad guy rather than being recognized for his heroism for standing up to his wife’s false accusations about the scratches on her antique furniture. It’s exactly these types of baseless lies spread by the democrat party that are tearing America apart and fomenting hate and discord every day, so (if you think about it) Patriot Meade is actually being punished for doing the honorable thing!!!! Liberal Logic 101!!! SICK!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to remind America what TRUTH is in order to shut down the democrat party’s plan to foist lie upon lie on the American people for political gain!!!!!!
Kentucky man shoots his wife over antique furniture dispute, police say
8/16/2019
Good Girl With A Gun arrested basically for being a trailblazer in the female insecure, small-penised WHITE guy movement!!!!!!!!
Jerri Kelly, soon to be an honorary member of our Wynne, Arkansas NSPA chapter, was arrested last week and booked on suspicion of (get this) false imprisonment, aggravated assault and endangering the welfare of a minor after she allegedly pulled a gun on four African American young men, ages 15 and 16, in front of her house. Sure enough, this is just another hit job by the lying, disgusting “media”, (the very worst people in the world, nobody has ever seen anything like this) who will publish any ridiculous lie in a desperate attempt to distract the public from all of the great news about President Trump’s amazing economy, which is the greatest in the history of the world, because they are terrified he will win re-election, which they know will prevent their international banker overlords from establishing a one-world government!!!!!!!
See, if you believe the propaganda merchants who pose as so-called “journalists” in the lamestream “media”, you believe Patriotess Kelly pulled a chrome plated revolver on four African American high school athletes, who were selling (get this bit of fake news) booklets of coupons to use with local merchants for the well-known annual fundraiser for their school’s football team, and forced them to lie face down with their hands behind their backs on her driveway until the so-called “authorities” arrived. Sure enough, the “officer” who arrived (obviously a still-angry Hillary supporter) just oh-so-conveniently claimed to be a resource officer at the athletes’ high school and confirmed their story that they were fundraising for their football team (totally rigged)!!!!! Can you believe the base of the democrat party falls for these type of ridiculously unbelievable conspiracy theories???!!!!???
Well, sure enough, the very weak “authorities” willfully ignored Patriotess Kelly’s explanation that she had pulled her gun on the young men not because they were black but because they were engaging in suspicious activity. See, it’s obvious they were wearing their football jerseys and carrying the coupon booklets to provide them cover for the evil intentions when they knocked on her door. However, one of the SAD and SICK legacies of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House is that pulling out a gun to stop suspicious activity like this will only get you branded as a racist and hauled off to jail because the system is rigged!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to bring America back to a time when a Patriot, or Patriotess in some cases, wouldn’t be labeled a racist for shutting down suspicious activity. See, President Donald J. Trump is going to keep REAL Americans SAFE, and that is why the elites hate him!!!!!!!! We can also only thank Jesus Christ for Patriotess Kelly showing the world that you don’t need to have a small penis to be a GOOD GUY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!!
White Arkansas woman charged with pulling gun on black teens fundraising for school
8/11/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep high school students safe from murderers and rapists sneaking over the border from Mexico!!!!!!!
Elvin Ray Fox from our Paradise, Texas NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and felon in possession of a firearm after he was found hiding with a rifle between two concrete block walls in the Paradise Independent School District high school. Sure enough, thanks to the corrosive influence of MSNBC, which riles up their gullible, easily manipulated audience into a mindless, fear-based frenzy any time there is a story involving a WHITE man with a gun, Patriot Fox is now branded as a criminal, and the so-called “authorities” have confiscated his gun while the real culprits in this story get to roam free on the streets of Paradise, planning the vile acts they plan to commit against REAL Americans!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when some Nervous Nelly racially profiled Patriot Fox and called 911 to report he was allegedly carrying a rifle and walking across the high school campus. Sure enough, the very weak Texas “state troopers” arrived and conducted a manhunt (WITCH HUNT is more like it) for Patriot Fox as if he were some sort of a danger to the community because the lying, disgusting “media” reports an endless stream of lies with impunity and conditions the public to view a Good Guy With A Gun as a threat!!!!!!
Well, after snooping around the school building, one of the “officers” noticed a displaced ceiling tile, which caused the “officer” to starting poking his nose into the ceiling crawl space, which led to the “officer’s” discovery of Patriot Fox wedged between two concrete block walls. Sure enough, the “state troopers” reflexively jumped to conclusions and cut him out of the walls with power tools without taking a moment to realize they might be blowing Patriot Fox’s plan to keep the school safe. See, we had heard from the other members of our Pleasure NSPA chapter that Patriot Fox was using the space between the walls to hide and wait for dangerous Mexicans, who were obviously on their way there to kill and rape the students and faculty. Since they were so distracted by hate and fear, they hauled Patriot Fox off into custody on a mental health detention order because the useless liberal (CAREER!) “politicians” always deflect from the real issue in cases like this by trying to frame it is a “mental health” issue!!!!! Have they no shame????!!!!! NO, they don’t!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to address the real issue here…..INVADING SWARMS OF MEXICAN MURDERERS!!!!!!!
Man With Gun Hiding Behind Wall at North Texas School Arrested: Sheriff
8/9/2019
LEFT-WING SUPREMACIST TERRORISM COMES TO ORRVILLE, OHIO!!!!!!!!! JIM JORDAN ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!
(Our site continues to be targeted by Norwegian hackers, so please go to the National Small Penis Association Facebook page to see the chilling video if you are not able to see it here)
Terror came to Orriville, OH last night when a hateful left-wing supremacist stalked Jim Jordan, charter member of our Lima, OH NSPA chapter, and stormed the Wayne County GOP Family Picnic!!!!!!! Fortunately, there were no casualties, but many of the picnic attendees were traumatized by this hateful attack, which was obviously instigated by the hate-filled, dehumanizing comments made every day by the so-called “leaders” of the democRAT party against those of us in the insecure, small-penised, WHITE GUY community!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We have obtained horrific video shot by the terrorist of his attack of Patriot Jordan as he arrived as the featured guest to the picnic. The conniving leftist terrorist hid like a snake in the weeds outside of the park shelter and pounced like a disease-ridden RAT after Patriot Jordan. He held a sign bearing the following sick screed: JIM JORDAN AKA LOOK THE OTHER WAY JJ!!!!!!
This dog whistle message to the base of the democRAT party is a perpetuation of the left’s fake news conspiracy theory that while Patriot Jordan was an Ohio State assistant wrestling coach, he looked the other way and willfully ignored the fact that Ohio State physician Richard Strauss was sexually assaulting numerous male athletes, including many members of the wrestling team, and purposely avoided taking any action to stop these attacks!!!!!!!!!
Worse yet, the terrorist hysterically screamed at Patriot Jordan, taunting him with the nickname “Look The Other Way JJ” and asked if there was any truth to the rumor that Dennis Hastert, member of our Aurora, IL NSPA chapter and former Republican Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, had asked him to help run a wrestling camp for young boys. This sick slur was an obvious reference to the fake news WITCH HUNT of Patriot Hastert (funded by George Soros, we’re sure!!!) that got him (FALSELY!!!!) sent to prison for sexually assaulting members of the high school wrestling team he coached in the 60s and 70s!!!!!!! Then the terrorist asked Patriot Jordan if Dr. Strauss left him any “thank you” money in his will!!!!! To what depth will these sociopaths on the left not sink????!!!!!??????
Well, this is the new normal we all face!!!! These leftist hate-mongers now feel emboldened to openly declare their scorn for our community of insecure, small-penised, WHITE GUYS who are disappointed with how our lives have turned out and mollify our overwhelming sense of inadequacy and irrelevancy through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms so WE MUST STAND OUR GROUND!!!!!!!!!! #trump2020
8/4/2019
We here at the NSPA headquarters woke up this morning to the horror of yet another alt-left terrorist attack on Senator Rob Portman’s character!!!!! When will this end???!!!!?????
For some reason the NSPA’s social media platforms were overwhelmed yesterday with vicious attacks against Ohio Senator Rob Portman from our Cincinnati NSPA chapter, accusing him of shameless cowardice for his silence. We’re not exactly sure what prompted these online attacks, which seem to occur at least once a week (sometimes every couple of days), but we were horrified to wake up today to discover another onslaught of online character assassination directed at Patriot Portman for the comments he made in Dayton at some sort of a press conference with the city’s mayor. We didn’t see the press conference so we’re not sure what it was about, but all of the liberal trolls trotted out all of their tired and cliched tropes about Patriot Portman perpetually punting every time the moment calls for him to rise to the occasion to do the right thing because the alt-left crowd loves nothing more than to engage in cheap, baseless character attacks!!!!!!!
We know these unending series of attacks are lies because Patriot Portman has always demonstrated his courageous Caucasian Christian character (we can proudly say he is the most Caucasian Caucasian we have ever met!!!!!) by standing with the National Small Penis Association to do the NRA’s bidding on every piece of gun legislation presented to him throughout his brilliant career!!!!! We here at the NSPA plan on showing our support for Patriot Portman by going to select public appearances during his August Senate break to let the real Ohioans know he is A-OK in our book!!!!!!!!!!
8/3/2019
Good Guy With A Gun……………..
7/29/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his neighborhood from the bubonic plague!!!!!!!
Joseph Stubbers from our Harrison Township NSPA chapter in Dearborn County, IN was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) animal cruelty after he allegedly beat a dog in the head with a hammer and shot it. Sure enough, all of this nonsense got started when a bunch of Patriot Stubbers’ busybody, window-watching neighbors called the so-called “police” to report this alleged “attack” (fake news!) on the dog. Sure enough, the so-called “police” conducted a totally rigged witch hunt against Patriot Stubbers and accused him of callously attacking this dog and attempting to cover it up by dousing the so-called “crime scene” in bleach because they will peddle any lie to push their anti-Good Guy With A Gun agenda. Then the lying, disgusting so-called “media” piled on with their maudlin and emotionally manipulative account of the “police” rescuing the “severely injured” dog that had a mutilated right eye with blood coming from it (WAH WAH)!!!!!!!!
Sure enough, we heard from the other members of our Harrison Township NSPA chapter that Patriot Stubbers had actually been trying to save his neighborhood from the deadly scourge of the bubonic plague!!!!! See, we heard that the dog came from a rodent and rat-infested neighborhood and was scrounging around Patriot Stubbers’ neighborhood for free handouts of food from all of the bleeding-heart liberals who live there!!!!! Well, we heard that Patriot Stubbers had no choice except to allegedly hit the dog in the head with the hammer and shoot it in order to keep his neighbors safe before the disease could spread. Sure enough, thanks to Liberal Logic 101, Patriot Stubbers gets labeled as a criminal and is arrested because the democRATS don’t care about truth and justice and will shamelessly do anything they can to malign and discredit truth tellers and heroes who oppose them!!!!! SAD!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump (#piedpiperinchief) in the White House to keep us safe from the looming threat of the rats and rodents swarming towards our pure and Christian neighborhoods!!!!!!!!!
Prosecutor: Man accused of beating dog with hammer, shooting it in Dearborn County
7/24/2019
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to keep schoolchildren safe from a dangerous gunman!!!!!!!
Henry Rex Weaver from our Blountsville, Alabama NSPA chapter was convicted Monday of (get this) possession of a firearm in a prohibited place, reckless endangerment and third-degree assault for a minor mishap that happened way back in March when he was working as a substitute teacher in a first-grade classroom at Blountsville Elementary School and accidentally struck a student with a fragment from a bullet discharged from his Taurus .380 pistol. Sure enough, the so-called “judge” seemingly disregarded the fact that the 7-year-old boy didn’t die and went ahead with the conviction because these liberal, activist judges have no regard for the law and are determined to settle a few scores because they are still so furious that Hillary lost the election!!!!!!!!
See, as Patriot Weaver tried to explain to the “police” who “investigated” the case, he simply forgot he had kept his gun in his shirt pocket rather than securing it in his locked car in the school parking lot because he was running a little behind and didn’t want to be late for his substitute teaching assignment. Then he tried to explain he simply had been reaching for papers (probably Common Core regulations!!!!!) in his shirt pocket when his gun simply fell out of the pocket and simply discharged when it hit the ground, which simply caused a tiny, tiny, tiny fragment to strike the boy on his leg. Sure enough, the “police” totally rigged the “investigation” and arrested Patriot Weaver anyways. Worse yet, the anti-family bureaucrats on the Blount County “School Board” tried to make a Federal case out of the fact that Patriot Weaver did not have permission to bring his firearm to school because they don’t care about the safety of the children who attend their schools and don’t want to have a Good Guy With A Gun on hand to save the children, who are our future, when a bad hombre from Mexico comes to the school to hurt them!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand with the NRA and the NSPA to make sure our schools are made safe by the presence of Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!!!
74-year-old substitute teacher convicted in discharge of gun in 1st-grade Alabama classroom
7/18/2019
Meet The National Small Penis Association Squad!!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association is proud to announce the formation of The National Small Penis Association Squad to engage in Congressional combat with the anti-American menace of The Squad. This All Star quartet of life long NSPA members consists of Jim Jordan, R-OH 4th District; Louie Gohmert, R-TX 1st District; Steve King, R-IA 4th District; and Mike Kelly, R-PA 16th District!!!!!!! The executive council of the NSPA in Akron, OH is planning on appearing at a number of Patriot Jordan’s and Patriot Kelly’s public appearances in their nearby home districts during the upcoming August recess from Congress to show our support for them as we battle the elements of hate and racism that The Squad is shamefully foisting upon America. We will keep you posted on all of our public appearances with Patriots Jordan and Kelly!!!!!!!!!!!
7/13/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for making sure he was prepared to defend himself and America in case he encountered any Mexican Islamic terrorists!!!!!!
Stephen Jennings from our Guthrie, Oklahoma NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) possession of a stolen vehicle, transporting an open container of liquor and driving with a suspended license after police pulled him over for having expired tags and discovered he had a handgun, an open bottle of whiskey, a Timber rattlesnake and a rod of powdered uranium in the car. Sure enough, the still-angry Hillary supporters in the so-called Guthrie “Police” Department wasted no time in confiscating Patriot Jennings’ gun and hauling him off to jail just so they could totally ruin his life!!!! Then they used the awful fake-news “media” to spread the horrible lie that the car he was in was stolen because they will spread misinformation just to come to the assistance of the democRAT party that they collude with constantly!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members our Guthrie NSPA chapter that Patriot Jennings had actually recovered the stolen car from a bad hombre from Mexico (who walked to Oklahoma last month because the democRAT party hasn’t allowed President Donald J. Trump to build his big, beautiful wall along our border with Mexico) and was in the process of returning it to its owner when the “authorities” pulled him over. Furthermore, Patriot Jennings had the gun, open bottle of whiskey, Timber rattlesnake and rod of powdered uranium in the car so he would be prepared to defend himself in case he encountered any Mexican Islamic terrorists who had snuck into America with the bad hombre who stole the car!!!!!!! So apparently in some parts of the country it’s still illegal to be properly armed to confront Mexican Islamic terrorists who have come here to rape and kill Americans!!!!! This is just another sad legacy of how America’s core foundations of democracy and justice were totally destroyed during Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House!!!!!! See, the democRATS and the lying, disgusting fake-news “media” want to make their gullible, simple-minded base think Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Jennings present a threat to our safety because that distracts them from the REAL threat to our safety posed by Mexican Islamic terrorists!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to protect all of us REAL Americans from all of the Mexican Islamic terrorists who are coming across our border with the singular goal to rape and kill us!!!!!!!!!
Oklahoma man arrested in stolen car with snake, uranium, gun, whiskey: Cops
7/8/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because liberals hate the 4th of July and America!!!!!!
Bruce Tall Jr. from our Billings, Montana NSPA chapter was arrested on the 4th of July and charged with (get this) one count of assault with a weapon and five counts of criminal endangerment after he allegedly fired a gun from his porch at a woman who tried to park in front of his house and in the direction of a group of people who had gathered to watch fireworks in a park across the street from his home. Sure enough, this is just another case of the liberal Deep State trying to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun because it will be easier for them to destroy America if all of the Good Guys With A Gun are locked up in cages as if they are animals!!!!!!!!
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” obediently followed the directives of their liberal overlords and portrayed Patriot Tall as a highly intoxicated, dangerously impulsive and emotionally immature menace to the community because they have no ability to produce fair and balanced journalism since they only exist to manipulate their bigoted, gullible audience into submitting to a destructive and selfish political agenda that goes against their collective economic self-interests!!!!!!
Right on cue, the angry democRATS from the Billings “Police” Department showed up after a number of snowflakes called to report Patriot Tall had been firing his gun at them, and (surprise, surprise) they conducted a totally rigged “investigation” that led them to confiscate his .40 caliber Smith and Wesson and haul him off to the Yellowstone County Detention Facility!!!! While they were conducting their interrogation of Patriot Tall, they totally disregarded his sensible admission that he had shot some rounds because “it was the Fourth of July,” according to court documents.
See, that’s the crux of it. The liberal so-called “authorities” don’t want Patriots to celebrate July 4th because they don’t want Patriots to rise up once again to defy a corrupt, abusive, arrogant and illegitimate ruler!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House as a leader who knows the true meaning of July 4th and American independence!!!!!!!!
Man accused of firing gun near Castlerock Park
7/7/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to stop an invasion of MS-13 radical Islamic terrorists from Mexico!!!!!!!!!!
Kristoffer Cole Whitish from our Great Falls, Montana NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) one felony count of assault with a weapon and nine felony counts of criminal endangerment after he allegedly pulled a firearm and discharged it multiple times. Sure enough, many people say, the so-called “authorities” conducted a totally rigged witch hunt against Patriot Whitish just so they could arrest him and confiscate his gun!!!!! Then they totally smeared him (because they are really the very worst people, nobody has ever seen anything like it) by telling the lying, disgusting “media” (who obediently transcribed the propaganda) that Patriot Whitish presents “a clear danger to the community based upon his lack of ability to control his emotions to the point he feels it appropriate to pull a deadly weapon on people.” Isn’t it amazing how they always manage to trot out these racist tropes whenever there is a story about an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun???!!!!????
See, according to the totally biased “coverage” of the story, Patriot Whitish instigated this nonsense by showing up to the “victim’s” home to look for somebody else and then returned later, allegedly driving recklessly before stopping in the street. When the “victim” warned Patriot Whitish to stop being reckless since there were children outside, Patriot Whitish allegedly started fighting with the “victim” until other people at the house broke it up. Then they claimed Patriot Whitish started yelling, pointed a handgun at the “victim” and shot the gun into the ground multiple times.
Well, thankfully we can report what the other members of our Great Falls NSPA chapter heard really happened. See, they heard Patriot Whitish was actually looking for a gang of MS-13 radical Islamic terrorists who had been digging a tunnel from Mexico to Great Falls, Montana because that was the only way to get around the wall President Trump is currently building with Mexico’s money along the Mexican border!!!!!!! (#promisesmadepromiseskept) Well, according to them, the reason Patriot Whitish fired his gun into the ground was that he was trying to shoot the MS-13 radical Islamic terrorists while they were still underground in their tunnel so they wouldn’t have a chance to rape and kill American (WHITE) women.!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can continue building his wall and giving Good Guys With A Gun like us the tools we need to keep us safe from people who would put us in danger!!!!!!!!!!
7/1/2019
July is Worldwide Small Penis Awareness Month!!!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association is pleased to announce that the World Health Organization has designated July as Worldwide Small Penis Awareness Month to help increase attention and support for the awareness, early detection and treatment of small penis syndrome.
Over the past decade the National Small Penis Association has funded evidence-based best practices research that has led to life-changing breakthroughs in the treatment of small penis syndrome. As a result of our research, we have identified possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms as a cure for the crippling insecurities that had in the past been caused by small penis syndrome, and we are no longer victims living lives of quiet desperation in society’s shadows!!!!! Better yet, we are now showing the world what those of us in small penis community are capable of, and the world will never be the same!!!!!
6/29/2019
Yet another Good Guy With A Gun victimized by the alt-left’s vicious online cyberbullying!!!!!!!! When will the democRATS finally refuse to tolerate this type of unacceptable behavior???!!!????? (Hint-probably never because they are amoral cowards who will never do the right thing!!!!!)
Here we go again!!!!!! Randolph High from our Stanwood, Iowa NSPA chapter was forced recently to plead guilty in a totally rigged federal court to being a felon in possession of ammunition and now faces up to 10 years in prison just because the angry democRATS in the federal court system in Iowa left over from Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House were determined to pin the blame on Patriot High for dozens of gunshots being fired into his neighbor’s vehicle, camper and home without ever taking into consideration what caused all of these bullets to be fired in the first place!!!!!!
Sure enough, the so-called “authorities” searched Patriot High’s home after the shooting and oh-so-conveniently just happened to find magazines for firearms, numerous .22 caliber rounds and 71 expended shell casings, which we here at the NSPA are totally convinced weren’t planted….NOT!!!!!!!!! When will America finally acknowledge this nation’s disgraceful history of “law enforcement officers” planting evidence on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who compensate for their overwhelming feelings of inadequacy and insecurity through the possession of pointlessly excessively firearms???!!!!!?????? (Hint-probably never because democRATS don’t care about truth and justice because they would never want to alienate their willfully ignorant and hateful base!!!!!!!!)
See, the democRATS want to portray Patriot High as an emotionally erratic potential killer who should never have access to a firearm because that supports their anti-gun narrative which promotes government gun confiscation because they don’t care about security because they want to turn America into a Mexican Islamic Caliphate ruled by ISIS and MS-13!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!
Sure enough, we have the fair and balanced account of what we heard really happened here!!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our Stanwood NSPA chapter that Patriot High’s neighbor had been relentlessly ridiculing Patriot High’s physical appearance in series of impossibly and inexcusably immature tweets from a grown-ass-man in which he declared Patriot High looked like the offspring who would be produced if George C. Scott and John Goodman were capable of conceiving a child by engaging in homosexual intercourse!!!!!! So in light of that evidence, it’s obvious Patriot High had to stand his ground for his manhood and had no choice except to spray his neighbor’s property with gunfire, but (sure enough) that part of the story was never introduced into the court proceedings because the process is rigged!!!!! This is a total national disgrace!!!!!
We report on these types of Twitter attacks on an almost daily basis, and we would like to think at some point the democRAT party would finally look past their immediate, selfish political interests and request that these tweets stop forevermore. Then we remember it is the democRAT party we are dealing with and quickly realize this will never happen. We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to show all of us REAL AMERICANS what truth and justice really looks like!!!!!!!!
Stanwood man who shot up neighbor’s house pleads guilty
6/25/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was victimized by a cyberbully who mercilessly taunted him with an endless stream of vicious tweets!!!!!!
Jami Ray Todd from our North Augusta, South Carolina NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) attempted murder and possession of a weapon during a violent crime for allegedly firing a handgun several times at his roommate after they had engaged in an argument. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “reporters” at the totally failing Aiken Standard “newspaper”, which absolutely nobody reads because it is such a total disaster, unlike anything anybody has ever seen, printed a total hoax of a fake news story which claimed Patriot Todd admitted to the “police” that he had fired his gun three times because he had become irate after he started arguing with his roommate. See, the “reporters” did this because their so-called “editor” is always ordering them to churn out click bait that portrays an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy as an emotionally impulsive man-baby who responds to common frustrations by lashing out with a firearm because this fits the liberal media’s anti-gun political agenda which they inject into every story they can!!!!!!!!!
First, we don’t see what the big deal is in the first place because none of the bullets Patriot Todd allegedly fired at his roommate even hit him. Furthermore, the real story behind this alleged “shooting” isn’t being reported!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our North Augusta NSPA chapter that Patriot Todd had no choice except to allegedly shoot at his roommate because we heard the roommate had been sending out endless vicious, name-calling tweets from his Twitter account to make fun of Patriot Todd’s appearance. See, we heard the roommate was sending out tweets that said Patriot Todd looks like the offspring who would be produced if Robert DeNiro and Ashton Kutcher could conceive a child as a result of engaging in homosexual intercourse!!!!!! What choice did he have except to allegedly shoot at him????!!!!????
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump in the White House to put an end to this type of cyberbullying thanks to Melania’s #bebest campaign!!!!!!!! After 8 years of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House, isn’t it comforting to have stability and class reoccupy the White House to show America’s children how to behave???!!!???
North Augusta man charged with attempted murder
6/20/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Obamacare is an absolute disaster, the very worst, and is killing millions of Americans every year, many people say!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter K. Stern from our Madison NSPA chapter was charged earlier today with (get this) animal mistreatment and disorderly conduct after he allegedly shot and killed his daughter’s cat, Tinkerbell, in his basement while it was eating from her bowl. Sure enough, this is just another classic case of the hysterical haters in the democrat party colluding with the so-called local “authorities” to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun just so they could confiscate his guns and cover up the disaster known as Obamacare, which is killing millions of Americans every year because it is a total disaster!!!!!!!
See, after Patriot Stern allegedly informed his daughter that he shot and killed Tinkerbell with his .22 short, he explained he had to allegedly shoot the cat, which was perfectly healthy, because there had been several times when he went downstairs to feed her and she ran between his legs and tripped him and because his girlfriend is allergic to cats.
See, Patriot Stern had to stand his ground for his and his girlfriend’s health by removing the threat the cat posed to both of them because Obamacare is such a total disaster that they probably would have died if they had to go to the hospital if he had sustained a serious injury after tripping on Tinkerbell or if his girlfriend had a serious allergic reaction to Tinkerbell. The lying, disgusting “media” certainly didn’t want to cover this aspect of the story, though, because they reflexively provide cover for Dictator Obama no matter the magnitude of his crimes and never want their gullible followers to be confronted by the truth about how horrible he is and what a deadly disaster Obamacare has been!!!!!!!!
Sure enough, Patriot Stern’s millennial daughter played the victim card, like millennials always do, and claimed her father killed Tinkerbell because he wanted to show her what he is capable of doing and because he knew it would be traumatic for her. Can you believe how these millennials always whine that they are being victimized and that everybody treats them so horribly and that nobody has ever been treated in the history of this country worse than they have been treated???!!!????
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to continue fighting to save American lives by killing Obamacare and to put an end to this millennial culture of constant whining, self-pity and complaints of persecution!!!!!!!!!!!
Man charged with shooting family cat to death in Madison home
6/16/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for wanting to spend a little quality time with his father before Father’s Day!!!!!!!!!
Gary Everman Jr. from our Grayson, Kentucky NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) attempted murder (domestic violence) and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon after he allegedly “deliberately shot his father” in the back of his head with a .22 caliber rifle. Sure enough, this is another case of heavy-handed, angry members of the democRAT party trying to harass insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys from having access to firearms (which the democRAT party seems to forget is a Constitutional right!!!!!) by instituting intrusive, burdensome laws at the state level out of spite to make it unnecessarily difficult to get their hands on a gun!!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Grayson NSPA chapter that Patriot Everman Jr. had simply been spending a little quality time with his father to make plans for enjoying a day of gunplay on Father’s Day. So we heard that Patriot Everman Jr. and his father had been enjoying liverwurst sandwiches while they were cleaning their guns, and some liverwurst got on Patriot Everman Jr.’s fingers, which caused the gun to slip in his hand, which caused the shell to exit the gun and randomly enter the back of his father’s head. Well, since the democRAT party hates the family unit, should we be the least bit surprised that they are hellbent on criminalizing a father and son spending time together?????!!!!!!??????? (Hint, the answer is NOOOOOOOO!!!!)
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to show all of America that there is certainly no crime in being a selfless, compassionate, nurturing, loving father who enjoys nothing more than spending time with his children and placing their needs above his!!!!!! HAPPY FATHERS DAY from The National Small Penis Association!!!!!!!
Troopers: Kentucky man shoots dad in back of the head
6/9/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for promoting conservation efforts to ensure sustainable dog populations!!!!!!!!!!!!
Philip H. Taylor from our Bryan, Ohio NSPA chapter was arrested last week and is now facing multiple felony charges of (get this) harm to companion animals after he allegedly engaged in a domestic dispute with his wife and shot and killed three of her dogs and a dog she was boarding for its owners who were out of town. Sure enough the lying, disgusting so-called “media” and a flash mob of angry democrat Social Justice Warriors have crawled out of the woodwork to conduct a relentless WITCH HUNT against Patriot Taylor that has surprise, surprise (NOT!!!!!) resulted in the “authorities” being allowed to confiscate his guns!!!!!!!!!! Right on cue, they trotted out all of their tired tropes as they tried to portray Patriot Taylor as a pathetic, insecure, emotionally immature, self-pitying baby-man who vents his rage over his overwhelming feelings of inadequacy and disappointment with how his life has turned out by lashing out with a firearm against defenseless victims!!!!!!! (You would think at some point their gullible base would see through this repetitive, tiresome act!!!)
See, many people say that Patriot Taylor had actually simply been trying to conduct a beneficial “harvest” of dogs as a conservation initiative to make sure future dog populations can thrive. The NSPA regularly sponsors giraffe, lion and elephant hunts in Africa to manage the herds for this exact same reason, and (sure enough) the hateful, alt-left elevator screamers come after them just like they are coming after Patriot Taylor now!!!!!!! Sure enough, in a spiteful move on his way out of office, Dictator Obama, who was always guided by pettiness and cruelty, pushed through an impulsive ban on the import of elephant parts from trophy hunts in Zimbabwe and Zambia to wreck our conservation efforts of sensible herd management!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys with guns can shoot and kill animals to make sure their populations can thrive!!!!!!!!!!
Bryan man faces felony charges, accused of shooting, killing 4 dogs
6/5/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democrat party feels it can intrude on the most intimate aspects of our lives to force their sense of “morality” upon us!!!!!!!!
Andrew Shinault from our Valrico, Florida NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) manslaughter after he allegedly accidentally shot his girlfriend in her upper body and killed her while they allegedly engaged in foreplay with his registered hand gun. Sure enough, the ghoulish bastards in the democrat party didn’t waste a moment to act as the morality police and followed the Saul Alinsky “You never let a serious crisis go to waste” playbook to capitalize on this tragic and unavoidable accident to push their selfish anti-gun agenda and to destroy Patriot Shinault’s life!!!!!!!!
See, they swarmed all over the coverage of this case with a revolting sense of entitlement to dictate how two consenting adults should be able to conduct themselves in the privacy of their bedroom and branded Patriot Shinault as some sort of deviant who should be scorned by society just because he happened to be born with an inherent love of guns (as if he had a choice in the matter)!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to knock these despicable democrat party hypocrites off their high horses in order to reestablish CHRISTIAN morality in AMERICA and to keep the government out of the business of policing what a man and a woman choose to do with a gun in their bedroom!!!!!!!!!!
Florida Man Fatally Shoots Woman During Foreplay: Sheriff
6/2/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing his ground!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Jay Christopher Hoppe from our Rochester, Wisconsin NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) felony animal mistreatment with a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct after he allegedly choked and fatally shot his roommate’s English mastiff (named Mack) in the head. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” tried to get their gullible dupes to believe this was all Patriot Hoppe’s fault because they always have to make the insecure, small–penised, White guy the bad guy in every single story they “report” because it fits the false reality they shamelessly peddle every single day because they have absolutely no interest in the truth!!!!!!!
See, they would have you believe Patriot Hoppe instigated this nonsense when he began aggressively handling Mack, despite his owner’s pleas to leave him alone since he was a rescue dog who had been abused by a previous owner, and she was attempting to rehabilitate him. Then they would have you believe Patriot Hoppe continued to handle the dog aggressively, which prompted Mack to bite him on the lip. Then they would have you believe Patriot Hoppe began choking the dog while screaming that he was going to kill him. Then they would have you believe Mack’s owner loaded Mack and two of her other dogs in her truck and attempted to flee the home. Then they would have you believe Patriot Hoppe pulled Mack out of the truck and shot him dead in the driveway.
Sure enough, this was nothing more than a plain and simple case of STAND YOUR GROUND, and Patriot Hoppe had no choice except to allegedly shoot Mack before the dog mauled him. Case closed!!!!! However, the angry democrats who have infiltrated the “leadership” of the Racine County “Sheriff’s” Department have hijacked the narrative of this case to push their own agenda by trying to get the public to believe that Patriot Hoppe stupidly instigated the confrontation and quickly got in way over his head and impulsively resorted to a catastrophic act of violence in a desperate attempt to extricate himself from the mess he had created for himself because he had never thought through the consequences of his actions and had no plan of what to do if his opponent didn’t back down!!!!!!! Is there any lie these monstrous traitors in the “media” and in the highest levels of “law enforcement” aren’t willing to tell????!!!!!??????
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand America’s ground and totally dominate any dispute with all of our opponents and to force all of them to fold immediately in the face of his massive superiority and tactical genius, thereby ensuring no negative consequences for America!!!!!!!
Racine County man choked, shot to death English mastiff after bite, prosecutors say
5/26/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his mother has absolutely no impulse control thanks to the amoral and destructive influences of “feminism”!!!!!!!!!
James Yates from our Port Richey NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) domestic aggravated assault after he allegedly put a gun to his mother’s head and made a threat to her. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” has once again resorted to distorting and manipulating the facts of this story in order to push a despicable liberal agenda on their fearful, dim-witted, prejudiced and gullible audience, revealing that they are nothing more than a propaganda wing of the democrat party!!!!!! MUST STOP!!!!!!!
See, the so-called “journalist” covering this story performed a hit job on Patriot Yates by oh-so-conveniently failing to put his actions into any type of understandable context. See, all this overblown nonsense started when Patriot Yates’ mother chose to entertain a man at the house where Patriot Yates continues to live with her. Well, as a still impressionable 25-year-old man, Patriot Yates was understandably distraught by the spectacle of his mother’s carnal cravings so he allegedly and sensibly pointed a Glock 42 .380 caliber handgun at his mother’s head and said, “You’ll never do this again.”
Okay, so when did it suddenly become a crime for a son to call out his mother for her lack of impulse control and moral authority??!!!??? What kind of Christian example is she setting for him???!!!??? Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” won’t present the macro-issues at play here, such as the hedonistic creed of feminism, which goads women into pursuing temporal selfish pleasures while turning away from the spiritual realm and the Christian precepts of chastity and self-control, because they want to promote the morally corrosive sway of secularism and feminism!!!!!! See, if a woman isn’t following the Bible and submitting to God and a husband, she will be primed to submit to BIG GOVERNMENT, which is exactly what the democrat party wants!!!!!!
So, right on cue, the so-called “authorities” showed up to destroy Patriot Yates’ life and arrest him while his mother faces absolutely no consequences for the choices she has made!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide good CHRISTIAN moral clarity and to reinstate some authority to rein in these trouble-making “women” who will ruin America if we continue to let them have their wayward way!!!!! We here at the NSPA executive council would like to quote Patriot Yates and tell all of these licentious little ladies out there, “YOU’LL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!!!!!”
Son Accused Of Putting Gun To Mom’s Head For Having Guest Over
https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/son-accused-putting-gun-moms-head-having-guest-over
5/23/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested multiple times basically because of the toxic and corrosive societal effects of restrictive gun laws, gay marriage and the WITCH HUNT against President Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson from our Cashmere, Washington NSPA chapter was arrested for (get this) felon in possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of meth, felon in possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility and four counts of tampering with a witness after he allegedly accidentally shot himself in the genitals, had two balloons containing marijuana in his anus, had methamphetamine in the blood-stained jeans he had taken off before going to the hospital and had instructed his girlfriend not to cooperate with so-called “authorities” who were “investigating” him, but, and everybody knows this, many people say, this is just another case of the horrible laws and precedents of unconstitutional conduct forced upon our great country by the shameless and soulless cowards in the democrat party, who only care about ruining the life of a Good Guy With A Gun because cruelty is at the heart of their political ethos!!!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Wilson accidentally shot himself through his testicles with a gun he had hidden in his front pocket. Well, since Patriot Wilson is a 13-time convicted felon, he couldn’t go to the hospital immediately. See, he and his girlfriend allegedly had to give his gun to a friend to get rid of it as evidence against him because the democrat party insists on shoving restrictive gun legislation, such as denying convicted felons from the right to own a gun, down our throats just to appease their big-money, gun-hating overlords!!!!!!
Well, when Patriot Wilson finally made it to the hospital, a balloon with marijuana in it allegedly plopped out of his anus while the medical team was operating on him. So right on cue, the back-stabbing snitches at the hospital called the so-called “authorities” to report the accidental shooting and balloon of marijuana, which gave the angry democrats who run the Chelan County “Sheriff’s” office (which shockingly now appears to operate simply to protect the democrat party bigwigs rather than the citizens of Chelan County) full liberty to spy on Patriot Wilson by going into his home and very conveniently “discovering” methamphetamine, which led to another HOAX charge against Patriot Wilson!!!!!
Then, while the “authorities” were processing him at the county jail for the felon in possession of meth charges, another balloon with marijuana in it slipped out of his anus while the jail officers were conducting a strip search so they wasted no time in hitting him with the possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility charge. Worse yet, the “authorities” then conducted WIRE TAPS of his prison phone calls while he allegedly told his girlfriend not to cooperate with the WITCH HUNT against him, which allowed them to hit him with four counts of tampering with a witness!!!!!!!
Sure enough, the totally failing ‘The Wenatchee World’, which first reported the story, has pulled a total coverup by not reporting that Patriot Wilson wouldn’t be facing any of these charges if it weren’t for the unhinged, angry democrat party crooks who are making a mockery of American democracy!!!!! See, if they had never gotten away with passing horrible laws to keep guns out of the hands of felons, Patriot Wilson wouldn’t have the felon in possession of a firearm charge against him, and the “authorities” never would have had a right to invade his home for an illegal search so he wouldn’t have the possession of meth charge. If they hadn’t been able to push their gay marriage agenda onto the country, Patriot Wilson would have never thought it would be permissible to stick balloons filled with marijuana up his anus. This is exactly the type of degenerative activity we were warning everybody about when gay marriage became the law of the land!!!!!!!!! (#toldyouso) Then to top it off, thanks to the democrat party, it has apparently become a crime to tell people who are supposed to be loyal to you not to snitch against you!!!!!!! See, they want to establish this as some sort of “legal precedent” against Patriot Wilson so they can use it in their WITCH HUNT against Patriot and President Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to shut down this democrat party destruction of our country’s laws and institutions before we can on longer recognize the United States of America!!!!!!!
Man carrying marijuana in his butt accidentally shoots himself in genitals, lands himself in jail
5/18/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested and fired from his job basically for also being a Good Christian With A Gun!!!!!!!!!
Derek McIntosh from our North Sioux City NSPA chapter was fired the other day from his job as a North Sioux City police officer and charged with (get this) injuring or killing an animal belonging to another after he allegedly shot and killed multiple stray cats over a prolonged period of time. Sure enough, though, this is just another case of the lying, disgusting so-called “media” colluding with the shameless, graceless pigs in the democRAT party to ruin the life of a Good Guy With A Gun for not being afraid to use a gun and for being a good Christian, both of which make Patriot McIntosh PUBLIC ENEMY #1 to the democRAT party!!!!!! Furthermore, this is another example of how the democRAT party will glibly and callously smear our nation’s law enforcement officials to avoid accountability for their grotesque misdeeds!!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started earlier in the month when a tattletale officer with the North Sioux Police Department squealed on Patriot McIntosh to the police chief for picking up stray cats caught in cat traps (used by those bat-shit-crazy social justice warriors who spay and neuter them rather than acting like true Christians and teaching the cats to abstain from having sex) and taking them to the city cemetery to kill them with his service revolver!!!!!!
Right on cue, this led to a totally rigged giant HOAX of a so-called “investigation”, which was really nothing more than a WITCH HUNT so none of us here at the NSPA executive headquarters were the least bit surprised when the “police chief” released a “report” to claim Patriot McIntosh ignored the established legal precedent that stray cats are to be brought to the local humane society (which, truth be told, by failing to stigmatize cat homelessness only encourages cats to wander about fecklessly because they know there are bleeding-heart saps out there who will give them handouts and free housing!!!!!) because he was determined to impose his views of morality on these freeloading felines!!!!!!
In other words, “the authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media” attacked Patriot McIntosh and ruined his life for being a GOOD CHRISTIAN!!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our North Sioux City NSPA chapter that Patriot McIntosh didn’t want these wayward, lost cats to face a future of strife and suffering and wanted to make sure they all got good Christian burials so he humanely shot them and left their corpses in the cemetery so they could finally enjoy an eternity of Christian repose!!!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to have the backs of all of our nation’s law enforcement officials and to put an end to the persecution and scapegoating of Christians!!!!!!!
South Dakota police officer accused of shooting cats in cemetery
5/16/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife apparently never studied the Bible!!!!!!!!
Fernando De Baere from our Plantation, Florida NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) premeditated murder after he allegedly fatally shot his wife in the face and then walked to a neighbor’s house to confess he had killed her, according to the so-called “police” who “investigated” the situation. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” colluded with the “police” to keep all of the focus on Patriot De Baere to make him look like the bad guy while conveniently minimizing coverage of his wife’s role in this incident.
See, according to the totally rigged and biased coverage of the story, Patriot De Baere and his wife allegedly engaged in an argument over a former coworker, and as Patriot De Baere explained to the “investigators”, he grew upset with ‘the way that she was talking to him.’ Patriot Da Baere, being the good Christian that he is, tried to turn the other cheek, but as he told the “investigators”, she continued to talk to him in a disrespectful manner even though he had asked her to stop. So, as a result of her constant hectoring, Patriot De Baere allegedly shot his wife in the face with his trusty Taurus .38-caliber revolver in an attempt to get some peace and quiet.
Sure enough, this story became click bait with irresponsible, sensationalistic headlines about Patriot De Baere shooting his wife for being disrespectful because the liberal “media” always wants to cast the Christian in any story as the villain. See, not a single newspaper or television station that “covered” this story made the salient point that this shooting never would have occurred if Patriot De Baere’s wife had studied the Bible and been familiar with Ephesians 5: 22-24, which clearly states:
22 Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” and the baby-killing democRATS would have you believe the only way to stop these types of incidents is to confiscate guns from the hands of every Good Guy With A Gun rather than putting the Good Book in the hands of every American!!!!!! SAD!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to set an example of how to use the lessons of the Bible to lead a Christian life of grace and love!!!!!!!!!!
FLORIDA MAN, 73, SHOT HIS WIFE IN THE FACE BECAUSE SHE USED ‘DISRESPECTFUL’ TONE
5/12/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his girlfriend is a busybody, overprotective helicopter-mom who poked her nose in his business while he was simply trying to teach her immature millennial son how to resolve a disagreement and avoid trouble like a grown-ass man!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark Edwin Turner from our Bedford, Virginia NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) felony malicious wounding, use of a firearm in the commission of a felony and possession of a firearm by a felon after he allegedly shot and injured his girlfriend, her son and the son’s girlfriend after an argument broke out between Patriot Turner and his girlfriend’s son during a family dinner. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” revved up their vicious smear machine once again to try to portray a Good Guy With A Gun as an emotionally infantile sociopath who should forever be denied access to a firearm because they reflexively resort to WITCH HUNTS in cases like this to destroy the lives of very fine insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who define their fragile conception of masculinity through the possession of firearms, which they cling to like a baby to a pacifier, because it’s all part of the democRAT party’s anti-gun, anti-WHITE man agenda!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
See, if you fall for the alt-left “media” account of this case, you believe that this incident was entirely Patriot Turner’s fault. See, they claim Patriot Turner escalated an argument about whether Chevy or Ford produces a better truck with his girlfriend’s son when he pulled a knife on the young man. Then you believe Patriot Turner callously stabbed his girlfriend for her attempt to de-escalate the argument. Then you believe Patriot Turner, in a moment of unhinged rage, retrieved a gun and shot his girlfriend and her son and injured her son’s girlfriend with bullets that ricocheted. In other words, you fell for another FAKE NEWS HOAX!!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Bedford NSPA chapter that Patriot Turner had initially displayed the knife to show his girlfriend’s naive and inexperienced son the dangers he might get himself into if he ever tried to argue with a dangerous Mexican illegal immigrant, you know, a real bad hombre!!!!! Well, right on cue, Patriot Turner’s hysterical girlfriend went into helicopter-mom mode and in an irresponsible attempt to coddle her boy and shield him from the harsh realities of life, she interjected herself into the lesson Patriot Turner was graciously trying to provide (I mean, he isn’t even the boy’s real father, but he still felt the need to teach him a valuable life lesson), and she got herself in the way of Patriot Turner’s knife as he was pantomiming the type of knife-fighting technique used by murderous Mexican banditos!!!!!!
Since Patriot Turner saw that his girlfriend wasn’t going to die from the accidental brush with his knife, he simply built upon the lesson he was trying to deliver by demonstrating the importance of using a gun only as a last resort if a volatile situation with a murderous Mexican continues to escalate. So he pointed the gun (with no intention of shooting it) at his girlfriend, pretending that she was an out-of-control Mexican maniac, fueled by an animal-like surge of adrenaline, to teach his girlfriend’s son that he should only use a gun when his life is at stake.
Well, we heard from the other members of our Bedford NSPA chapter, that his girlfriend tripped and bumped into him, causing his gun to accidentally discharge multiple times. Sure enough, even though his girlfriend’s busybody actions caused this situation, Patriot Turner is the one treated like a criminal and forced to face on his own a totally “rigged” judicial system presided over by angry democrats who are still mad that Hillary didn’t win in 2016!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to call out these outrageous hijackings of the U.S. judicial system and the Constitution by the despicable democRATS who always place their party above the country!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Virginia man shoots two people after argument over which is better brand: Chevy or Ford?
5/9/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply practicing good gun maintenance to make sure his gun would work properly if he needed to defend his girlfriend from a murdering Mexican!!!!!!!!!
Ronald Crisp from our Dade City NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) aggravated battery with a firearm causing great bodily injury (domestic), shooting a deadly missile (dwelling), tampering with a witness, possession of a firearm with an altered serial number and possession of a short barreled rifle after he allegedly shot his girlfriend in the back during an argument. In other words, this is a total hoax orchestrated by the so-called Hernando County “Sheriff’s” Office to destroy the life of a very fine Good Guy With A Gun just so they could arrest him and confiscate his gun as payback for Hillary losing the election because some pathetic losers out there just can’t seem to stop obsessing over Crooked Hillary!!!!! SAD!!!!!
See, after our review of the investigation of the incident, the National Small Penis Association’s executive council has produced a 4-page summary to show that Patriot Crisp had simply been cleaning his gun, as he tried to explain to the “investigators” (who clearly ignored this explanation because they had an agenda to take down Patriot Crisp), when the gun discharged accidentally and caused a round from his gun to end up lodged in his girlfriend’s back. See, we heard from the other members of our Dade City NSPA chapter that Patriot Crisp had been cleaning his gun to make sure it worked properly in case he had to defend his girlfriend from a rampaging Mexican who might break into their home to rape or kill her when the accident occurred. I mean, accidents happen every day. So as far as we’re concerned this case is closed.
However, right on cue, the gun-hating, WHITE man-hating democRATS won’t allow the facts to speak for themselves so they have to continue pushing this WITCH HUNT against Patriot Crisp because they have no respect for the rule of law because they think they are above the law!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up against this type of abuse of power that only angry democRATS are capable of because they always put their interests before America’s interests!!!!!!! SHAMELESS!!!!!!
Man Arrested for Shooting Girlfriend in the Back
https://www.hernandosun.com/article/man-arrested-shooting-girlfriend-back
5/5/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested because angry democRATS hate guns and the role of fathers in the traditional family unit so much that they don’t even want fathers to be able to teach their children the basics of gun safety because they want children to view guns as if they are dangerous, and they don’t want children to view their fathers as protectors because they want these children to view BIG GOVERNMENT as their protectors!!!!!!!!!
Eldon McInville from our Glendale NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) child abuse and assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly accidentally shot his six-year-old daughter in her abdomen. Sure enough, the NANNY STATE so-called “authorities” who masquerade as the Glendale”Police” rushed to Patriot McInville’s home to arrest him as if he were a common criminal and then released an obviously biased so-called “summary” of the investigation to accuse Patriot McInville of acting in a reckless, dangerous manner and then made a big point of announcing they had confiscated multiple loaded guns from the house, including one that was unsecured on a TV stand. Can you believe how these shameless, graceless bastards have the gall to try to suppress the truth by hijacking the narrative of the investigation with lies and misdirection????!!!!???
See, the truth is that (as he tried to explain the “police”) Patriot McInville had just finished cleaning his shotgun and was teaching his daughter gun safety. When he got up to put the gun away, he simply slipped and fell, causing the gun to go off. (Hello, accidents happen!!!!)
Okay, so Patriot McInville allegedly shot his daughter in the abdomen, but it’s not like she died or anything. Look, she’s had multiple surgeries so she’s going to be just fine after she endures more surgeries and lengthy periods of physical therapy so we here at the NSPA executive headquarters really don’t see what the big deal is!!!!!!!!
See, now that Patriot McInville has taught his daughter gun safety and how to effectively handle a firearm, she will be prepared to defend herself from a bad hombre from Mexico who breaks into her house to shoot her. We suppose the gun-hating liberals would prefer that she not know how to defend herself and allow the murderous Mexican to shoot her!!!!!!!!! #liberallogic
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these unhinged democRATS who think they are not accountable to the Constitution and that they are entitled to destroy the reputation of a fine Good Guy With A Gun like Patriot McInville just to satisfy their unfathomably selfish and destructive political goals!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man accused of accidentally shooting his 6-year-old daughter appears in court
4/30/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to prevent a caravan from swarming his driveway and bringing DEATH and DISEASE to Kennesaw, Georgia!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas Brooks from our Kennesaw NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, making terroristic threats, discharging a weapon near a street and discharging a weapon while under the influence after he allegedly pointed a gun at a couple of teenagers who had pulled into his driveway to turn around and threatened to shoot them before firing a shot into the air.
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting liberal “media” (some of the very worst people, many people say) once again demonstrated their disregard for honesty and ethics and committed character assassination by portraying Patriot Brooks as an emotionally erratic baby-man who has a horrifying lack of self-control and clings to his gun like an infant to his rattle because these lie merchants have a pathological need to push their despicable anti-gun, anti-WHITE man agenda, no matter the corrosive harm it does to our nation’s foundational structure!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
See, according to the fake news accounts of the story, a couple of teenagers harmlessly driving through Patriot Brooks’ neighborhood, which is full of children who play outside, backed into Patriot Brooks’ driveway to turn around, which triggered an unhinged Patriot Brooks to storm out of his house with a gun to threaten them and to endanger everybody in the area by firing a shot into the air. Then, right on cue, the Witch Hunting THUGS from the so-called Cobb County “Police” mobbed Patriot Brooks’ home to arrest him and confiscate his gun!!!!!! Here we go again!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Kennesaw NSPA chapter what really happened. See, they heard this car with the “innocent” inhabitants was actually the spearhead of a caravan of bad hombres sent from Mexico to overwhelm Patriot Brooks’ driveway to establish it as a staging point from which they would spread death and disease throughout Kennesaw.
So rather than being hailed as a hero, Patriot Brooks is now portrayed as a pathetic, insecure loser who should forever be denied access to a firearm. We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to take a stand for TRUTH and JUSTICE to defend very fine people like Patriot Brooks!!!!!!!!
Police: Man pulled gun on teens who backed into his driveway
4/29/2019
Good Guy With A Gun targeted by an FBI WITCH HUNT basically for standing up to vicious name calling because he doesn’t want children, who are our future, to think it’s acceptable for the animals in the Mexican caravan to come to America to make fun of Americans for what they look like!!!!! #bebest
Larry Mitchell Hopkins from our Albuquerque NSPA chapter and leader of the United Constitutional Patriots, which selflessly volunteers to patrol the U.S.- Mexican border in New Mexico to keep all of the dangerous rapists and murderers from invading our country, was hauled into a totally rigged federal “court” presided over by an angry democrat activist so-called U.S. Magistrate “Judge”to face a total hoax charge of (get this) being a felon in possession of a firearm!!!!! SICK!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started back in 2017 when the FBI (total SCUM!!!) invaded his home and confiscated 9 guns which he used for his militia to keep dangerous Mexicans out of America. Sure enough, these liberty-hating gangsters in the FBI, who many people say are plotting a coup to reinstate Dictator Obama in the White House, cited Patriot Hopkins’ totally bogus 11 prior felony convictions as a reason he should not be allowed to be in possession of a gun while patrolling the border with his fellow Patriots to detain dangerous Mexicans sneaking across the border, which he was allegedly doing as recently as this past February!!!!!
What the authorities fail to mention oh-so-conveniently is that Patriot Hopkins was only trying to protect the children of New Mexico from the disgusting lack of civility, dignity and maturity exhibited by these dangerous Mexicans. See, one particularly emotionally immature and infinitely insecure Mexican bully viciously and gratuitously mocked Patriot Hopkins by yelling out to him that he looks like the offspring who would be produced if Benicio Del Toro and John Travolta were able to conceive a baby while engaging in homosexual sex!!!!!! Imagine if an American child heard this bully making fun of somebody’s appearance like this and then thought it was appropriate to treat other people like this!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Albuquerque NSPA chapter that Patriot Hopkins and his United Constitutional Patriots were only patrolling the border to keep mean spirited Mexican bullies out of America to prevent them from normalizing hateful name calling and bullying to American children. However, the FBI, members of the democRAT party and the totally rigged “judicial” system always side with bullies so it shouldn’t be any surprise that they’re all trying to destroy Patriot Hopkins’ life with this WITCH HUNT!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania in the White House to show children that this is unacceptable and that they must always #bebest!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leader of New Mexico armed group denied bail
4/28/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to keep his ex-girlfriend safe!!!!!!!!!
Ronald E. Simpson from our Vandalia NSPA chapter was arrested last week by the so-called Vandalia Division of “Police” (angry democRATS!!!!!) and charged with (GET THIS) aggravated menacing after he allegedly threatened his ex-girlfriend with a gun. See, according to the lying, disgusting “media”, Patriot Simpson called his ex-girlfriend over to his home to pick up her personal items since they would no longer be living together. When the ex-girlfriend showed up (probably acting emotionally immature because you know how women can’t maintain their composure in situations like this), Patriot Simpson sensibly didn’t answer the door she was knocking (more likely she was probably pounding hysterically at the door because you know how women can’t maintain their composure in situations like this) because he must have known she was unstable and liable to do something dangerous. Then they claimed Patriot Simpson allegedly appeared at a window, pointed a .25 silver semiautomatic handgun at her and said, “The last girl who testified against me went missing, never to be found.”
Sure enough, because he is a WHITE MAN who happens to own a gun, which is his Constitutional RIGHT!!!!, the “authorities” initiated a WITCH HUNT against him and used a warrant issued by an activist “judge” to haul him into jail and confiscate his gun!!!!!!!!
This is just another horrifying example of how the democrat party and their subservient left-wing “media” try to gaslight America by hijacking the truth and presenting alternative facts to their gullible base in order to destroy the lives of very fine people!!!!!!!! See, when Patriot Simpson allegedly threatened his ex-girlfriend by warning her what had happened to the last girl who testified against him, he was just trying to make sure the same thing didn’t happen to her. See, the last woman who testified against Patriot Simpson must have been attacked by Mexican murderers or Islamic terrorists. So instead of recognizing Patriot Simpson’s attempt to keep is ex-girlfriend safe, the “authorities” twisted his words to make him look like a bad guy!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to remind America who the real threats to our safety are and to remind us of the sanctity of TRUTH!!!!!!!! Without truth you don’t have a COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!
Police: Vandalia man points gun at ex, threatens her
4/21/2019
Crazy prosecutor conducts an Illegally Started Hoax that never should have happened against a Good Guy With A Gun to ruin his life by making claims against him that are Total Bullshit!!!!!!
Michael Christopher Glance from our Jackson, MI NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) three counts of assault with intent to murder and felony firearms after he allegedly shot his 2-year-old-son in the face after getting into an argument with the boy’s mother. Sure enough, this looks like just another case of so-called “authorities”, who are nothing more than a bunch of angry democrats, conducting a WITCH HUNT against a Good Guy With A Gun in an attempt to destroy his life because they don’t care what LIES they need to tell to pursue their selfish agenda!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
See, if you believe the HATERS in the lying, disgusting media, you’ll believe Patriot Glance got into an argument with his son’s mother and pointed a pistol at his son’s temple. Then you’ll believe he pulled the trigger, but the gun didn’t fire. Then you’ll believe Patriot Glance retrieved a shotgun and ran after the boy’s mother, who had rushed out of the house and strapped their son in car seat, and shot his son in the face, causing injuries that now have him in critical condition. Then you’ll believe Patriot Glance tried to shoot the boy’s mother with his malfunctioning gun before running away from the scene!!!!!!! Jeez, what won’t those gullible, alt-left fools believe???!!!????
See, we know this is Total Bullshit because Patriot Glance is a WHITE man, and there is nobody the so-called “authorities” and the lying, disgusting media, the very worst people who have ever existed, many people say, attack more than WHITE men who own guns!!!!!! See, this is a classic example of the democrat party’s dark art of misdirection. They make you think a Good Guy With A Gun committed a crime just so you won’t keep your eye on the real threat, all of the bad hombres from Mexico who are coming here to kill and rape Americans and then vote illegally for any democrat on the ballot!!!!!!!!! You’ve got to wonder how low these members of the democrat party are willing to sink to keep their seats and to coverup the countless misdeeds of Dictator Obama so he will never face accountability for his crimes!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this nonsense and reestablish HONESTY and JUSTICE in America!!!!!!!
Father shot 2-year-old boy in the face intentionally, prosecutors say
4/11/2019
The National Small Penis Association works with Gov. Mike DeWine and all of the noble Christian WHITE men in the Ohio General Assembly to pass the Heartbeat Bill and establish the “I only touch my penis to urinate, never to masturbate!” pledge to clapback at all of the angry democrat elevator screamers who accuse us of shameless hypocrisy!!!!!!!!!!
Tens of thousands of you have been contacting the National Small Penis Association headquarters in Akron, Ohio to ask why we have had so few posts on our website over the past month, and we can now reveal the reason for the paucity of posts. We here at the NSPA took a one-month sabbatical from our gun rights advocacy efforts to work tirelessly with Gov. Mike DeWine from our Springfield NSPA chapter and the countless NSPA members in the Ohio General Assembly to craft and pass Ohio’s landmark Heartbeat Bill to ban abortions after six weeks with no exceptions for abortion or incest!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right on cue, all of the angry democrat and hysterical women sleeper cells strategically placed throughout Ohio were activated by their puppet master George Soros to harass and terrorize us for doing Jesus Christ’s work, and, sure enough, they followed the Saul Alinsky playbook and assaulted us with their dark arts of lies, slander and character assassination!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
See, a whole bunch of them accused all of us of being shameless hypocrites because they reasoned that we have no moral right to take this stance on abortion if any of us masturbate even just once because we would be committing spermatozoa genocide with every stroke of our penises and denying those hundreds of millions of spermatozoa the chance to ever develop a heartbeat and eventually experience life as a human being because we sprayed them inside a dirty sock and left them to dry out and die in patches of lonely and crusty despair, never to join in union with an egg, just to satisfy our base, carnal desires!!!!!!!!! #asif!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me be perfectly clear, no member of the NSPA or Gov. Mike DeWine or any of the noble Christian WHITE Republican men in the Ohio General Assembly masturbate!!!!!!!! Never!!!!! We value the precious gift of life and would never squander a single spermatozoon in the vile pursuit of devil-spawned gratification that slowly kills the soul!!!!!!!!
Therefore, every member of the NSPA executive council, Gov. DeWine and all of the Republican WHITE men in the Ohio General Assembly are standing our ground against this semen libel, and we are meeting in front of the Governor’s mansion tomorrow at 6:00PM to stand in a big circle of Christian solidarity to put our hands on the Holy Bible to take the “I only touch my penis to urinate, never to masturbate!” pledge to clapback at all of the haters!!!!!!!!! If you are a noble Christian WHITE man who supports a ban on abortion, please join us in the circle to help us fight against this left-wing attempt to enforce their will upon us!!!!!!!
Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signs ‘Heartbeat Bill’
4/7/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to stop the vanguard of a Mexican caravan from spreading disease throughout America!!!!!!!!
James Aaron Edwards from our Edmond NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) animal cruelty, possession of an offensive weapon while committing a felony, carrying a firearm while under the influence of alcohol and discharging a firearm in a public place after he allegedly shot and killed his family’s 9-year-old Chihuahua named ‘Tater’ after the dog allegedly took a bowel movement in the family’s home.
See, according to WITCH HUNT peddled by the lying, disgusting liberal “media” in central Oklahoma, Patriot Edwards was intoxicated and allegedly killed the dog execution style with a . handgun before burying it in an unmarked grave in the backyard of the family home. See, this is just another example of the fake news narratives they dispense to their gullible audience in order to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun.
See, as Patriot Edwards tried to explain to the so-called “authorities” who invaded his property with what was obviously an illegally obtained search warrant, he simply shot the dog because it was sick. See, we heard from the other members of our Edmond NSPA chapter that Patriot Edwards had found out his Chihuahua was a ‘sleeper cell’ dog planted in his home 9 years ago by the Mexican “government” (if that’s what you want to call that clown show), and it had been infected with slow-incubating diseases that were just getting ready to infect the good people of Edmond. Worse yet, Patriot Edwards heard his “sleeper cell” Chihuahua was just about to be activated to serve as a vanguard for a caravan of disease carrying Chihuahua’s that was getting ready to swarm across our borders to spread diseases all across America!!!!!!! So, as you can plainly see, Patriot Edwards had no choice except to allegedly shoot and kill the Chihuahua to save American lives because without border security against diseased Chihuahua’s YOU DON’T HAVE A COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to take these types of grave threats seriously and to make keeping Americans safe his top priority!!!!!!!!!!!
Edmond man shot, killed family dog after it used bathroom inside home, police say
3/18/2019
NSPA Celebrity Center spokesman Dean Cain takes a brave stand against terrorist egg assaults and gets viciously attacked (surprise, surprise…..NOT!!!!) by the alt-left, online hate mob!!!!!!!!
Dean Cain, the National Small Penis Association’s Celebrity Center spokesman, stood by our international insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy community when he expressed his horror about the horrific egg assault by a 17-year-old terrorist against Australian Senator Fraser Anning this weekend and sensibly declared he would have responded to this violent attack by knocking “that kid cold.” Right on cue, the alt-left, democRAT party keyboard terrorists conducted an online crucifixion of Patriot Cain for standing up to the senseless hate that their so-called “leaders” foment to rile up their emotionally unstable and despicable followers for selfish political gains no matter what the horrifying consequences are!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!
Sure enough, they resorted to vicious attacks, referring to Patriot Cain as a bloated has-been who has drifted into irrelevancy and second-billing in Hallmark Channel movies and embarrassing real estate infomercials and has tried to make excuses for his failed career by claiming to be thwarted by the liberals who run Hollywood because of his conservative beliefs because the liberal hate mob thrives on this type of online bullying and spreading of vicious lies!!!!!!! We all know the viewing public is clamoring for Patriot Cain, but we are being denied access to his acting talent by the liberal monsters and international bankers (if you know what I mean) who act as the Hollywood gatekeepers and arbiters of political correctness!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to express grace and empathy to those of us who are suffering in the insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy community and to stand up to the evil, hateful forces who were unleashed during Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House to target us!!!!!!
Ex-‘Superman’ Actor Dean Cain Dragged On Twitter After Saying He’d Knock Out Australian ‘Egg Boy’ Teen
https://www.inquisitr.com/5348043/dean-cain-egg-boy-fraser-anning-superman-dragged-twitter/
3/16/2019
The National Small Penis Association community mourns vicious attack on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy in Australia!!!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association extends its thoughts and prayers to Fraser Anning as he recovers from a vicious attack in Melbourne, Australia earlier today. Though Patriot Anning is not a member of the National Small Penis Association because he is not an American, he is an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy so an attack on him is an attack on all of us, and we will stand united with our small-penised brother to defeat the hateful racism that prompted this horrific attack.
See, Honorary Patriot Anning, who is an Australian Senator, was simply explaining that the real cause of the mass shootings at the mosques in New Zealand on Friday was the country’s immigration policies that allowed Muslims to migrate there in the first place. (We here at the NSPA sure wish Senator Anning could be a Senator here in America because we like how he thinks!!!!!) Then, out of nowhere, a left-wing, teenage terrorist viciously attacked him by crushing a raw egg on the back of his head!!!!!!!!!! Just imagine!!!! If that egg had been infected with a strain of Salmonella Typhimurium, Honorary Patriot Anning could have been plagued by diarrhea for a couple of days!!!!!!!
Hopefully, if any good can come from this senseless act of terrorism, perhaps lawmakers will finally appreciate the need to demonstrate the moral courage to do what is right and finally enact laws to prevent egg attacks in the future!!!!!!!!!!
We here in America can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can be proactive on keeping Muslims out of America to prevent these types of egg attacks from being committed against our noble Republican Senators who recognize the need to keep Muslims out of America!!!!!!!!
Far-right Australian lawmaker finds himself — literally — with egg on his face
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/16/asia/australian-senator-fraser-anning-egg-incident/index.html
3/15/2019
“I think we have to be extremely vigilant in those areas, we have to look very seriously at the Mosques. Lots of things happening in the Mosques, that’s been proven. You look at what’s going on in Paris where Mosques are being closed, OK? And, we have to look very, very seriously.”
Donald J. Trump, March 29, 2016 CNN Republican Presidential Town Hall
3/14/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being the victim of vicious bullying and name calling!!!!!!!! #BeBest
Jeremy Rex Cantrell from our Guin NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a firearm, illegal carrying of weapons in presence of drugs and possession of methamphetamine after he allegedly pulled a gun on a woman at a gas station on Highway 546 in Ouachita Parish. Sure enough, right on cue, the “deputies” from the so-called “Sheriff’s” department colluded with the members of the lying, disgusting “media” (really, the very worst people, many people say) to drum up a standard democRAT party playbook WITCH HUNT against a Good Guy With A Gun because they want to ruin his life because they are still bitter Hillary lost the election!!!!!!!!!
See, according to them, Patriot Cantrell allegedly began arguing with some woman in the cab of his tractor-trailer after he pulled into a gas station parking lot and ordered her to get out. See, according to them, he then allegedly pulled out a handgun and pointed it at her, forcing her to run from the truck. Sure enough, some big government loving busy body called the “Sheriff’s” department, and lickety split a caravan of “deputies” swarmed over the gas stations and arrested Patriot Cantrell.
Sure enough, the other members of our Guin NSPA chapter filled us in on what really happened. See, we heard, Patriot Cantrell actually picked up the woman because she was hitchhiking and, as a good Christian, Patriot Cantrell was concerned she might be ravaged by a band of bad hombres from Mexico who are wandering the byways of Louisiana because the democRAT party has let them all saunter right into America by blocking funding for the border wall!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Well, then we heard from the other members of our Guin NSPA chapter that Patriot Cantrell, as a good Christian, became unnerved when he discovered the woman had brought drugs into his truck so he pulled off the highway into the gas station parking lot and ordered her out of the truck. Well, then we heard the woman began viciously taunting and bullying him by laughing and telling him he looks like the offspring who would be produced as a result of John Malkovich and Pete Rose conceiving a child after engaging in an evening of homosexual intercourse.
Well, as a good Christian, Patriot Cantrell wasn’t going to listen to that blasphemous, vicious bullying that mocks the true Christian union of one Man and one Woman to produce the gift of life so he understandably allegedly pulled the gun out to encourage her to have her forked tongue remain silent for a moment. Well, good luck getting any woman to silence her forked tongue for a moment, and (sure enough) she went screaming and crying to the “authorities”, who took the bait and conspired to ruin Patriot Cantrell’s life!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can fight back against this WITCH HUNT and so Melania Trump can raise the profile of her #BeBest campaign to put this sort of immature, mean-spirited, graceless name calling from the left to an end once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!
OPSO arrests Alabama man at gas station for pointing gun at woman
3/11/2019
It is time for the racial profiling of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who affirm their sense of masculinity through the possession of pointlessly powerful firearms to end NOW!!!!!!! Does this really look like somebody capable of an act of horrific violence???!!!!!!?????? PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Eric James Steiner from our Meridian NSPA chapter was arrested last week by the Meridian so-called “Police” and charged with first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his wife with a 9mm handgun. However, we here at the NSPA smell a WITCH HUNT from a mile away, and we suspect this is yet another case of the “police” being all too eager to take down an armed WHITE man for no other reason than being a WHITE man with a gun!!!!!!
See, something doesn’t quite add up here. First off, according to Idaho court records, Patriot Steiner had no apparent criminal history so he has clearly led an otherwise blameless life up until now so what makes anyone think he could suddenly become a violent killer???? Hold on. I should say, what makes anybody other than a racist “law enforcement officer” who harbors an innate suspicion of WHITE men armed with guns think Patriot Steiner could suddenly become a violent killer????!!!!!???? Furthermore, even the Meridian “Police” say a motive for the shooting remains unclear. Oh, so all of a sudden, this WHITE man with a gun is going to shoot and kill his wife out of the blue???!!!??? Yeah, right!!!!!!!!
Just take a look at Patriot Steiner. Does he really look like somebody capable of a moment of irrational, hateful, murderous rage???!!!!???? Let’s be real about what is going on here!!!!!! A WHITE man with a gun is never going to be safe in America until we finally come to terms with this racism that was unleashed during Dictator Obama’s illegitimate occupation of the White House!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this divisive racial scapegoating and calculated fomenting of racial hatred for impossibly irresponsible and selfish political ends!!!!!!!
Meridian man charged with killing wife has bail set at $2 million
https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/local/crime/article227171899.html
3/10/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he initially just wanted to prevent a dangerous driver from getting on the road!!!!!!!!!
Michael Barnhill from our Winona NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) three counts of homicide and two counts of attempted murder after he allegedly shot and killed his wife and a couple who were hosting the birthday party for his wife where the shooting occurred. However, sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” conducted a WITCH HUNT in this case and pushed their anti-WHITE man and anti-gun narrative in the coverage of this case in order to ruin Patriot Barnhill’s life. See, it takes the NSPA’s fair and balanced journalism to reveal what actually caused this alleged murder spree to occur.
See, according to the lie merchants, Patriot Barnhill allegedly became intoxicated at a birthday party graciously being held by a married couple who were friends with Patriot Barnhill’s wife. So once the junkyard “journalists” got done peddling the racist trope of the insecure, emotionally immature, catastrophically impulsive drunk WHITE guy, they then claimed Patriot Barhnill became violent when his wife and the married couple tried to prevent him from driving and then allegedly shot and killed all of them before attempting to shoot and kill two other party guests who rushed into a nearby room to save the party hosts’ 10-year-old son!!!!!!!
First off, we would like to report that we heard from the other members of our Winona NSPA chapter that Patriot Barnhill has lived an otherwise blameless life before whatever it was that happened that night at the party. Furthermore, we heard from the other members of our Winona NSPA chapter that the real reason Patriot Barnhill allegedly got upset was that he was worried about the danger his wife, as a woman driver, would pose to everybody else out on the road if she drove him home. See, we heard that he inherently knew that even if he might have been a little tipsy he would have been a substantially safer driver than his wife, even if she hadn’t touched a drop of alcohol all night. Anybody who has ever been in a car with an indecisive, easily distracted, overly emotional woman driver knows exactly what Patriot Barnhill was thinking!!!!!!!
Okay, so maybe Patriot Barnhill let things get a little out of hand (we’ll let the court figure that out), but he was coming from a good place with his concern about the harm that might come to others out on the road. Sure enough, though, none of this was covered in any accounts of this case because this is all a total hoax to try to make Patriot Barnhill look like some monstrous boogeyman because it allows the gullible base of the democRAT party to be distracted from the REAL threat we all face…murderous Mexicans and ISIS members swarming into America across our unguarded Mexican border!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide responsible leadership by reminding us everyday of the REAL threats we face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Mississippi man killed his wife and two friends at her birthday party when they refused to let him drive drunk
3/3/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just trying to make sure his wife was safe!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Stewart from our Milton NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday night and charged with (get this) reckless conduct with a deadly weapon and criminal threatening with a firearm after he allegedly pointed a gun at a 53-year-old woman outside the Baymont Hotel in West Lebanon, New Hampshire. Sure enough, this is just another case of the lying, disgusting so-called “media” conducting a WITCH HUNT against a Good Guy With A Gun in order to destroy his life and to send him to jail to deny him the chance to vote for Donald J. Trump in the 2020 Presidential election!!!!!!! (democRAT party voter suppression, here we go again!!!!!!!)
See, the fake news account of this story would have you believe that an intoxicated Patriot Stewart approached a woman outside of the hotel and threatened her with a loaded .40 caliber Glock pistol pointed at her head while he asked her where his wife was. Wow!!!!! So this is considered a “crime” now!!!!! It just goes to show we are still suffering from the disgusting legacy of Dictator Obama’s regime even after two years of leadership by President Donald J. Trump, the most effective President in the history of America!!!!!!!
See, if this is indeed what actually happened, it is obvious that Patriot Stewart was simply being a caring and dutiful husband trying to make sure his wife was not facing harm from a dangerous, erratic, unstable man, like a vicious Mexican MS-13 member or an ISIS terrorist who sneaked into America by crossing our open border with Mexico to help establish a caliphate in America!!!!! When he allegedly pointed the gun at the so-called “victim”, it’s clear he only had the gun out in case he encountered one of the aforementioned bad hombres. However, right on cue, the woman he encountered, who has completely bought in to the victim mentality promoted by democRAT party to keep their gullible base unconditionally dependent upon them, automatically assumed she was the victim and ran to call the police without for a single moment considering the peril Patriot Stewart’s wife might have been facing!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to demonstrate to all Americans, particularly people like the self-centered and inconsiderate “victim” in this story, how to have empathy and consideration for others and not to always make everything about one’s self!!!!!!!!!!
Milton man was drunk, pointed gun at woman in Lebanon, police say
3/2/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the U.S. Congress continues to fail to take any action to rein in Netflix even though 97% of Americans want them to!!!!!!!!!
Wesley Anderson from our Fox Lake NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and is due in court Monday to face charges of aggravated cruelty to an animal and reckless discharge of a firearm for allegedly shooting a dog in the head, wrapping its corpse in plastic and a blanket and placing it in a roadside trash bin.
Sure enough, this is just another WITCH HUNT cooked up by the lying, disgusting so-called “media” which is colluding with the totally compromised, angry democRATS who have infiltrated the Fox Lake so-called “Police” Department in order to totally destroy the lives of Good Guys With A Gun just like Patriot Anderson!!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our Fox Lake NSPA chapter what really happened, and, sure enough, none of it is Patriot Anderson’s fault!!!!!!
See, we heard a novice Netflix assistant to the VP of Content Acquisition had mistakenly offered Patriot Anderson $36.7 M to direct a live action remake of Wes Anderson’s recently released stop-motion-animated film ‘Island of Dogs’ because he thought Patriot Wesley Anderson was Wes Anderson, the film’s director!!!!!!!!! Well, we heard from the other members of our Fox Lake NSPA chapter that while Patriot Anderson was initially excited about the opportunity to direct a major motion picture for Netflix, he quickly realized how in over his head he was since he had no idea how to direct a film, particularly one that would require him to direct a cast of 15 dogs!!!!!!! So we heard Patriot Anderson snapped under the pressure and allegedly shot the dog in the head for continuously missing its mark on the first day of filming!!!!!!!
See, the real guilty party here is Netflix and the U.S. Congress!!!!!!! See, if Congress would do its job and finally bring some oversight to Netflix’s relentless and reckless mission to ensure every U.S. citizen has access to more programming than he/she could ever possibly watch in five lifetimes, tragedies like this would never happen again!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House and Mitch McConnell in charge of the Senate to make sure the U.S. House finally does its job and brings this glut of unnecessary programming to an end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wisconsin man shot dog, threw remains in garbage outside Fox Lake home, police say
2/25/2019
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RECEPTION TO FOLLOW
2/23/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Obamacare has destroyed the healthcare system in America and because he wanted to make sure the local “SWAT” unit was well prepared to protect the good people of Port Richey from a caravan of murderous Mexicans!!!!!!!
Dale Massad from our Port Richey NSPA chapter and the former mayor (thanks to a WITCH HUNT!!!!) of Port Richey was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) two counts of attempted homicide and removed as mayor of Port Richey on Friday after he allegedly fired several rounds from his .40 caliber gun at “SWAT” deputies who were serving him a warrant for practicing medicine without a license(totally rigged!!!!!) at his home Thursday morning!!!!!!!
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media colluded with the so-called “authorities” to peddle a fake news narrative that Patriot Massad gave up his medical license in 1992 after a 3-year-old patient he was treating for facial birthmarks died while in his care and that he had been irresponsibly practicing medicine out of his home recently, which prompted the so-called “SWAT” team to invade his home early Thursday morning. On top of that, they “reported” Patriot Massad had been arrested in August for domestic battery and that the so-called Port Richey “Police” had visited Patriot Massad’s home four dozen times in the months leading up to the August “domestic violence” arrest so obviously this was a long game setup!!!!!!!!!
Well, we heard from the other members from our Port Richey NSPA chapter that the reason Patriot Massad was allegedly illegally practicing medicine out of his home was because he was disgusted by the American carnage inflicted upon the American healthcare system because of the evils of Obamacare, and he wanted to save the lives of people who would have been condemned to death by the Obamacare death panels!!!!!!!
Then we heard the reason he allegedly fired on the “SWAT” team was that he wanted to make sure they were well-trained to defend themselves against the caravan of Mexican murderers and rapists who will be swarming into Port Richey within the next few weeks. Apparently, the goldbricking “SWAT” team has never heard of a little thing called an active shooter drill!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
So, when you get down to it, thanks to this WITCH HUNT, Patriot Massad has been arrested for the horrifying “crimes” of trying to save the lives of people condemned to death by Obamacare and for performing his mayoral duties of keeping his citizens safe from the caravan of Mexican murderers and rapists!!!!! SICK!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to continue working toward the destruction of Obamacare and to keep all American citizens safe in the face of the national emergency of all of the bad hombres swarming across our undefended borders!!!!!!!!!
Florida mayor resigns after arrest for allegedly shooting at police officers
2/20/2019
Good Guy With A Gun victimized by a WITCH HUNT basically because angry democRATS wouldn’t let him build a wall on his property!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeffrey Buttles from our Manawa NSPA chapter was hauled into the so-called Waupaca County Circuit “Court” (totally rigged!!!!!!) today to face charges of (get this) Mistreatment of Animals/Cause Death and Resisting or Obstructing an Officer because he (get this) allegedly shot and killed his neighbor’s Great Dane named Gypsy for coming on his property and then allegedly dumped Gypsy’s corpse in the woods. Sure enough, this is just another example of the WITCH HUNTS, paid for by George Soros and his cabal of international bankers (if you know what I mean!!!!), designed to destroy the lives of Good Guys With A Gun, like Patriot Buttles.
See, as reported by WBAY Channel 2, Patriot Buttles explained his neighbor’s dogs were “constantly on his property”, and he was “getting sick” of this because the dogs were a “general nuisance.” Patriot Buttles claimed he made numerous attempts to contact his neighbor to address the issue but was never able to connect with him. Sure enough, the so-called “neighbor” claimed Patriot Buttles had never talked to him about any problems with the dogs, because (right on cue) these people who hate Good Guys With A Gun always play the victim and can never accept responsibility for their failings!!!!!!! Instead of always playing the victim, wouldn’t it be refreshing if these people could just once accept responsibility for their mistakes and not reflexively blame others for everything???!!!!????
Well, we heard from the other members of our Manawa NSPA chapter what really happened. See, we heard before all this went down Patriot Buttles had approached the Waupaca County Zoning and Planning Office to get permission to build a big, beautiful concrete wall on his property to keep that damn wild pack of dogs from invading his property. Sure enough, though, the social justice warriors in the Zoning and Planning Office blocked Patriot Buttles from getting approval to build his wall!!!!!!!!! Sure enough, this reflexive obstructionism from the angry democRATS who blocked the wall caused Patriot Buttles to have no choice except to allegedly shoot the dog, yet he’s the one who gets treated as a common criminal!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House because we heard from the other members of our NSPA chapter that he is going to be able to divert government funds originally appropriated for the National Institute of Health to develop treatments for breast cancer to now be used to pay for the wall around Patriot Buttles’ backyard no matter what the Zoning and Planning Office says!!!!!!! #justiceforbuttles
Manawa man pleads not guilty in dog shooting case
https://www.wbay.com/content/news/Manawa-man-pleads-not-guilty-in-dog-shooting-case-506106161.html
2/18/2019
The National Small Penis Association wishes you all a HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY 2019!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2/17/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested even though he very strongly denied knowing anything about the mother and daughter shot to death in the apartment across the hallway!!!!!!! TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!!!!!
Richie Vessel from our Minneapolis NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) two counts of second-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his 42-year-old neighbor and her 67-year-old mother after allegedly arguing with the two women about the loud music coming from their apartment. See, according to the so-called “authorities”, who are obviously a bunch of unhinged, angry democRATS!!!!!, they oh-so-conveniently just happened to find a blood-like substance on the wall of Vessel’s apartment and a .40-caliber gun, ammunition and a pill bottle with Patriot Vessel’s name on it in a trash bag thrown in the apartment trash bin. PLANTED!!!!!!! DUH!!!!! Then to really pile it on, the so-called “authorities”, claimed they had “learned” during their “investigation” that Patriot Vessel had allegedly previously threatened to kill another neighbor and had allegedly shown a handgun to another tenant. LIES!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!
Well, isn’t it interesting that these same so-called “authorities” then completely ignored the fact that Patriot Vessel very strongly told them he didn’t hear any shooting and had no idea what happened?????!!!!!!!!! Well, apparently these so-called “authorities” have absolutely no respect for fair and thorough investigations based on an unconditional recognition of the sanctity of the U.S. Constitution because they just went ahead and disregarded a common sense standard of what is right and arrested Patriot Vessel as if they were above the law and could do whatever they want by royal fiat!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to restore America’s tenets of law and order and put an end to these assaults on the foundational rules of our democracy!!!!!!!!!!!
Neighbor charged in murder of mother, daughter, police say
2/13/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for having an accident while workshopping his ‘Old Yeller’ reboot for Netflix!!!!!!!!!! SAD ENDING!!!!!!!!
Travis Hamilton from our Banksville NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) aggravated cruelty to animals, reckless endangerment and carrying a firearm without a license after he allegedly shot and killed a family’s dog while spending the night at the family’s home after a Super Bowl party. Sure enough, this is just another example of the lying, disgusting so-called “media”, really, the very worst people in the world, trying to characterize a Good Guy With A Gun as an inconceivably impulsive sociopath who would kill a harmless dog because this so perfectly fits their George Soros-funded fake news agenda to ruin the lives of noble WHITE guys with guns so they won’t be around to save us from the caravans of dangerous Mexicans surging to the border with the singular goal to kill and maim as many Americans as possible so Dictator Obama can finally establish his Socialist caliphate here in America!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Banksville NSPA chapter what really happened here. See, they told us they heard that Patriot Hamilton had actually just signed a $47 million development deal with Netflix. Even though Patriot Hamilton has no experience in film production, Netflix must fill an insatiable demand for new product so they decided to give him a chance.
Well, apparently Patriot Hamilton wanted to show Netflix he wouldn’t let them down so he got to work right away (he wouldn’t even let a Super Bowl party distract him) on his first project, a reboot of ‘Old Yeller.’ Well, we heard, while Patriot Hamilton was workshopping his script late at night after the Super Bowl party when there were no intoxicated and irresponsible people around to bother him, he allegedly accidentally shot the family’s dog while (SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!) he blocked the action sequence for the climatic scene when Old Yeller gets shot to death.
So, even though it was a total accident, the alt-left, hateful democRATS demanded Patriot Hamilton’s head, and the despicable so-called “authorities” from the Pittsburgh “Police” Department complied and arrested Patriot Hamilton as if he were a common criminal!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this type of recklessly dangerous mob hysteria the democRAT party whips their willfully ignorant and gullible base in to in order to achieve their disgustingly selfish legislative goals!!!!!!!!!!
Police Arrest Man Who Shot Beechview Family’s Dog After Super Bowl
2/12/2019
Once again, a Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of gay marriage!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Matthew L Jansen from our Blaine NSPA chapter was arrested over the weekend and charged with (get this) second-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his wife in their home. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” peddled a nonsensical narrative in which Patriot Jansen, in a fit of baby-man temperamental rage, allegedly fatally shot his wife to prevent her from following through with her plans to divorce him because it oh-so-conveniently supports their anti-gun, anti-WHITE guy agenda, which is so eagerly gobbled up by their willfully stupid and self-pitying base. Then to really pile it on, they obviously planted a false quote in Patriot Jansen’s mouth when they “reported” he told the responding so-called “police officers”, “I guess I don’t have to worry about a divorce.” It’s obvious to us here at the NSPA headquarters that they’re trying too hard to play on these ridiculous stereotypes about insecure WHITE guys with guns because it’s the only move they have left!!!!!!!!! SHAMELESS!!!!!!!
See, the truly obvious thing about this story is that Patriot Jansen’s marriage began to unravel in the aftermath of the Supreme Court’s ruling to legalize gay marriage!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!! Is it just a coincidence that you didn’t read about Patriot Jansen shooting his wife anytime before the legalization of gay marriage in America????!!!!!???? OF COURSE NOT !!!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up for the sanctity of real marriages so we can FINALLY put an end to these types of situations that ruin the lives of Good Guys With A Gun by forcing them to do what they do!!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!
Charge: Blaine man fatally shoots wife hours before she intended to leave him
2/6/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to make a salient point about the security a wall can provide!!!!!!!
Joshua Blake Taylor from our Upstate NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) two counts of attempted murder, three counts of domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature and domestic violence after he allegedly fired a gun inside and outside a home occupied by a woman and her children and then fired at so-called police “officers” who showed up to confiscate his gun and haul him unceremoniously off to jail.
Sure enough, if you take a fair and balanced approach to the facts of this story, you’ll see Patriot Taylor is yet another victim of the Deep State that is obsessed with a single-minded mission to destroy the lives of innocent Good Guys With A Gun in order to prevent them from keeping Americans safe so our borders can be overrun by MS-13 members in order to establish a caliphate presided over by none other than Barack Hussein Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Upstate NSPA chapter that Patriot Taylor had simply been trying to demonstrate the safety and sense of security a beautiful, strong wall can provide a homeowner by showing what can happen in the absence of a beautiful, strong wall built around the house. See, without the wall around the house, Patriot Taylor was able to show the chaos and carnage a horde of MS-13 members from Mexico can unleash!!!!!
Sure enough, the woman in the house and the so-called police “officers” who responded to the scene, failed to grasp the obvious point Patriot Taylor was making. Well, you know how overly emotional women can be, and you know how often alleged “security experts”can be totally wrong with their assessments (these losers really need to go back to school!!!!) so should we be the least bit surprised that Patriot Taylor’s message went straight over their heads????!!!???? NO, WE SHOULDN’T!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
At least we can thank Jesus Christ for putting President Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure we have somebody who totally gets walls running the country so we can all be totally safe from violent sociopaths crossing our borders and encroaching upon our homes!!!!!!!!
Man shoots up house with woman, children inside; fires at officers, police say
2/3/2019
FAKE NEWS!!!!!! WITCH HUNT!!!!!! Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for supporting President Donald J. Trump and wanting to keep children safe!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Charles Andrew Eldridge from our Randolph County NSPA chapter is the latest victim of the lying, disgusting so-called “media” colluding with the lying, disgusting so-called “authorities” from the so-called “Indiana State Police”, which is obviously infiltrated with angry democRATS!!!!, because they are bound and determined to ruin the life of a Good Guy With A Gun in order to confiscate his gun and lock him up in jail so he won’t be able to protect American children from dangerous Mexican rapists and murderers who are swarming across our borders!!!!!!!!!!
See, Patriot Eldridge has been arrested and charged with (get this) two counts of child molestation, one count of attempted child molestation and one count of child solicitation and is now being investigated for the double murder of two girls in Indiana two years ago. However, it is clear from the fake news coverage of this case that Patriot Eldridge is having his life ruined by a WITCH HUNT because he loves President Donald J. Trump and has a passion for protecting children, which are apparently crimes in the eyes of the democRAT party operatives who have totally rigged this case against him, many people say!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to keep his laser-like focus on the need to protect America’s children from all of the bad hombres in Mexico who are strolling across our open borders to commit their evil deeds at the behest of Nancy Pelosi!!!!!!!!!!
A gun-loving Trump supporter with an ‘obsession’ for missing children cases: Details emerge of the man who ‘admits molesting a child’ and is now being investigated by cops over 2017 murders of two teens in Indiana
1/31/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being married to a blabbermouth who can’t put her phone down for a single minute!!!!!!!!
Wesley Sun from our Lincoln NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) suspicion of possession of a firearm by a prohibited person, terroristic threats, use of a firearm to commit a felony, domestic assault and failure to register as a sex offender after he allegedly pointed a handgun at his wife and threatened to shoot her. Sure enough, just like it always happens in the days before the Super Bowl, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” (the very worst people in the world, they’re really our Public Enemy #1, many people say) publish their regularly scheduled pre-Super Bowl fake news narrative of the abusive, angry, insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy who “victimizes” his poor little wife because it fits their anti-gun, anti-WHITE guy agenda!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
See, the most important detail in this story which is oh-so-conveniently underreported is that the perfectly justifiable reason Patriot Sun had for allegedly pointing the gun at his wife was that she was talking on and on and on and on and on and on and on too loudly on the phone with a friend while he was trying to sleep!!!!!!! Anybody who has spent just five minutes in the company of your typical woman knows women are genetically incapable of being quiet for more than a sustained period of 4 minutes and 59 seconds!!!!!!!! Is there a sound more dispiriting, soul-deadening and rage-inducing than the incessant, mindless prattle of a female motormouth????!!!!??? OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!!!
Sure enough, the hateful alt-left mobs and the angry democRAT so-called “politicians” hysterically whine like the snowflakes they are that guns are some sort of omnipresent evil danger that must be banished from society while the truth is that there really is nothing more dangerous than a phone in the hand of a self-absorbed, inexcusably ignorant, buffoonish imbecile who doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up, as this story clearly demonstrates!!!!!!! Yet Patriot Sun is the one being treated here as the criminal!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this type of nonsense NOW AND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!! BE STRONG!!!!!!!!
Police: Lincoln man pointed gun at wife because he couldn’t sleep
1/25/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the democRAT party’s childish refusal to help pay for President Donald J. Trump’s beautiful wall because they want America to be overrun by dangerous criminals armed with guns!!!!!!!!!!
David Frank Kelley from our Weston NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and booked into jail on suspicion of (get this) aggravated assault and assault on a police officer after he allegedly held a gun to a woman’s head during a so-called “domestic dispute” and became aggressive with the “police officers” called to the “scene”!!!!!!!!
See, if you believe the lying, disgusting drive-by “media”, you believe Patriot Kelley held a gun to the “victim’s” head and terrorized her and a juvenile to the point that they had to barricade themselves in a bedroom to protect themselves from his rage. Then you believe Patriot Kelley was the aggressor when the “police” arrived and tried to go for one of the “officer’s” guns!!!!!!
Sure enough, though, we got the fair and balanced account of what actually happened from the other members of our Weston NSPA chapter. See, Patriot Kelley had become increasingly concerned about the safety of his female friend and her child over the past 35 days because of the democRAT party’s petulant shutdown of the government because of their foolish determination not to fund President Donald J. Trump’s essential wall along the border with Mexico!!!!! See, we heard Patriot Kelley was terrified that dangerous bad hombres from Mexico would rush across the open borders because of the delay in construction so he showed a little initiative and independence (just like John Galt!!!!) and simply simulated an assault on the house by a dangerous Mexican with a gun so his friend and her child wouldn’t be deer in headlights when the real Mexicans show up to harm them.
Sure enough, the clueless “officers” heedlessly rushed to their home and jumped to conclusions and racially profiled Patriot Kelley as a criminal for simply being an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun. So they interrupted the training exercise, confiscated his two guns (what a surprise…..NOT!!!!!) and arrested him!!!!!!!!
See, this is just another example of how the democRAT party’s galling selfishness and pettiness wreaks senseless and pointless harm in the lives of Americans!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to shutdown this immature nonsense!!!!!!!!!
Weston man arrested after allegedly holding woman at gunpoint
1/21/2019
National Small Penis Association teen mentorship program debuts BIGLY in Washington, D.C.!!!!!!!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association is proud to announce our inaugural Teen Mentorship program, which was designed to cultivate future leaders of the National Small Penis Association, had a successful debut this past weekend in Washington, D.C. We accompanied a select group of National Small Penis Association Merit Scholars to the March For Life to educate the public on the need for unfettered access to any firearm in order to be on guard against the caravan of Mexican, El Salvadoran, Honduran, Nicaraguan and Guatemalan abortion doctors who are swarming toward our border with the singular mission to abort future Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!!!!!!
We proudly stood our ground against a dangerous, foreign-looking one man caravan who was banging on a drum and chanting some sort of strange incantation, probably to summon demons from the netherworld!!!!!! This unhinged interloper is a prime example of why, in addition to unfettered access to any firearm, we need to get President Donald J. Trump’s big, beautiful wall built along the border to keep these type of heartless, entitled uninvited invaders who don’t respect our culture, our language and our identity as the rightful inhabitants of this land from swarming across our borders and taking our country away from us!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure America always stays in the hands of REAL AMERICANS since we were here first, just as Jesus Christ always intended!!!!!!!!!!!
Native American Vietnam Veteran Speaks Out After MAGA Hat-Wearing Teens Harass Him (UPDATE)
1/14/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply conducting a site security assessment in a valiant attempt to keep a woman safe from Mexican rapists and murderers!!!!!!!!!
James Earl Richard Smith from our Marlow NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this month and charged with (get this) felon in possession of a firearm, attempting escape from arrest, possession of a controlled dangerous substance and malicious injury to property after he allegedly beat on the door and all of the windows of a woman’s home, broke the door jam, stood outside of her house while holding a weapon and then tried to hide under a pile of leaves in her back yard when the so-called “police” arrived to “investigate” the so-called “disturbance”!!!!!!!! TOTAL JOKE!!!!
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting lie merchants who masquerade as “journalists” at the totally failing Duncan Banner totally rigged their coverage of this nothing burger of a story and tried to make Patriot Smith appear to be some sort of an emotionally unstable and menacing creep capable of impulsive acts of violence because they are hell-bent on destroying the lives of every Good Guy With A Gun in Marlow, Oklahoma!!!!!!!! See, they made much of the “fact” that the “police” found a Rider 22 LR revolver loaded with six live soft nose rounds and that Patriot Smith was not allowed to have the gun because he is a convicted sex offender.
First off, we heard from the other members of our Marlow NSPA chapter that Patriot Smith’s “sex crime” conviction was a total WITCH HUNT so Patriot Smith never should have been prevented from having a gun. Then on top of that, we heard from the other members of our Marlow NSPA chapter that Patriot Smith had actually simply been conducting a site security assessment of the woman’s home to identify any vulnerabilities in her home security because he wanted to make sure she remained out of the grasping hands of Mexican rapists and murderers after they have swarmed across our nation’s borders!!!!!!! (Apparently, now that the democRAT party controls the House of Representatives, wanting to keep REAL Americans safe from the CARAVAN that is relentlessly swarming toward us is some sort of a crime!!!!!!!!) SICK!!!!!!!
Sure enough, the “authorities” ignored this aspect of the story and locked Patriot Smith up. Isn’t it a total joke that Patriot Smith was arrested for trying to save an American woman while the banditos and bad hombres in the CARAVAN are casually strolling into our country (since there is no wall!!!!) and receiving loads of free stuff from the democRAT party’s Welcome Wagon in order to make sure they are well-rested and fed before they commence their slaughter of Americans????!!!!!?????
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this democRAT party-fueled nonsense and to put the interests of America first every time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Convicted felon and sex offender found with gun
1/10/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the anti-family, man-hating liberals have diminished the role of fathers in society, which leaves children feeling entitled to ridicule their fathers with vicious name calling!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Christopher Michael Conran from our Cottonwood Heights NSPA chapter was arrested Monday morning and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, discharge of a firearm, committing domestic violence in front of a child and criminal mischief after he allegedly drunkenly argued with his family and fired a handgun at his son early Monday morning. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” colluded with the angry, hateful members of the Cottonwood Heights “police department” (who are obsessed with destroying the lives of Good Guys With A Gun!) to distort the real facts of the case so they could conduct a WITCH HUNT against Patriot Conran!!!!!!!!
See, if you are gullible enough, you’ll believe their false narrative that Patriot Conran was “severely intoxicated” and woke up his family Monday morning at 4:22 AM to argue with everybody in the house as he kicked a hole in a bedroom door and hit walls. Then they claimed he pointed a gun at his son and later fired the gun after his son ran to the driveway to hide in his car. They kept piling it on because they then claimed Patriot Conran was still holding the handgun to confront the “police officers” after they arrived to the house. After Patriot Conran tossed his gun away, they stormed into his house and (surprise, surprise) confiscated multiple guns and a large amount of ammunition!!!!!!!! (Who couldn’t see that ending coming???!!!!!!???? Yeah, right!)
See, we heard from the other members of the Cottonwood NSPA chapter what really happened. See, they told us they heard Patriot Conran’s son had started it by relentlessly ridiculing his father by telling him he looked like the child that would have been born if Harvey Keitel, Christian Slater and Grandpa Al Lewis from ‘The Munsters’ had conceived a baby while engaging in three-way homosexual intercourse!!!!!!!!! See, thanks to the looney liberals who have for decades been undermining the sanctity of the family unit in order to make people more dependent upon government, children like Patriot Conran’s son feel entitled to belittle their fathers with vicious name calling!!!!!! SICK!!!!!
Can anybody really blame Patriot Conran for standing up to this liberal assault on the role of father’s in society???!!!!???? If we don’t give Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Conran the respect they deserve, we don’t have a country!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide the father figure our country needs to guide us through the criminal, amoral chaos unleashed by the unhinged liberals who are obviously determined to destroy America!!!!!!!!!
Charges: Intoxicated man shoots at own son
https://www.ksl.com/article/46465746/charges-intoxicated-man-shoots-at-own-son
1/9/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the Deep State has infiltrated the Iowa Department of Natural Resources to accelerate their gun confiscation agenda!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Lee Joseph Ryals from our Ottumwa NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) being a felon in possession of a firearm and reckless use of a firearm after he allegedly shot a 73-year-old woman in the back of her head while attempting to shoot a deer from the front deck of his camper.
Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” sensationalized the story to blow a totally commonplace minor gun accident out of proportion in order to provide cover for the Deep State so it can continue to build upon its insidious gun confiscation campaign to disarm every Good Guy With A Gun in America so there won’t be any armed Patriots to rise up in protest when it makes its move to usurp control of the country from President Donald J. Trump!!!!!
See, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” would have you believe Patriot Ryals was a drunken buffoon who botched his feeble attempt at deer hunting and inadvertently shot his 73-year-old neighbor in the back of the head while she was cleaning her stove so the Deep State could send in their shock troops from the Iowa Department of Natural Resources to the scene to arrest Patriot Ryals and confiscate his gun!!!!!!! Look, the so-called “victim” was able to drive herself to a hospital and is totally fine now so it’s not like she died or anything. Besides, this was probably the most exciting thing that has happened to her in the past 30 years!!!!! Look, if you’ve never had an accident like this, go ahead and cast the first stone!!!! Yeah, I thought so!!!!!!!
The fact that the Iowa Department of Natural Resources took part in the takedown of Patriot Ryals is a chilling example of the extent to which the Deep State has infiltrated all levels of “government.” We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to act as America’s last line of defense against the evil forces of chaos, tyranny and treason!!!!!!!!!!
Alleged drunken deer hunter shoots neighbor in the head
1/6/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to give a few Memphis youths a living history lesson because so many kids these days have no appreciation for history and heritage because today’s government-run “schools” don’t care about education and are more concerned about giving everybody participation trophies to condition them to expect Big Daddy Government to give them everything they need!!!!!!!
Bradley Watkins from our Memphis NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) two counts of aggravated assault after he allegedly uttered racial slurs at two youths during an argument in a Family Dollar store, followed them in his Ford Crown Victoria while holding a handgun and continuing to yell racial slurs while they walked home, smoked the tires on his car as he sped towards them and yelled, “N*****, I’ll kill you.” Sure enough, right on cue, the online social justice warriors and lying, disgusting so-called “media” reflexively jumped to the conclusion that Patriot Watkins is some sort of unstable racist monster who should be locked in jail before he harms somebody because that so conveniently fits the anti-gun, anti-WHITE man agenda they are always trying to push!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Memphis NSPA chapter that Patriot Watkins had simply been providing an interactive Memphis living history experience to teach the two youths about the rich history and heritage of Memphis and what life was like there for minority citizens back in the day because so many children have no appreciation for the past because the only thing “students” learn in government-run “schools” today is how to be a perpetual victim and how to be dependent upon Big Daddy Government!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure we never lose appreciation for America’s heritage and for what exactly this country is capable of being!!!!!!! MAGA!!!!!!!!!!
MPD: Memphis man yells racial slurs, points gun, and tries to run over children at Family Dollar
1/3/2019
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The House of Representatives Is Different Now. The Future Is in It.
1/2/2019
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because so many emotionally immature and stunted women out there have turned away from the teachings of the Bible to turn towards the teachings of feminism and don’t know how to respectfully obey and love their men while bizarrely preferring to bestow their love and obedience upon dogs!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!
Thomas J. Stogsdill Jr. from our Eldon NSPA chapter was arrested Monday night and charged with (get this) second-degree domestic assault, unlawful use of a weapon (which to democRATS is any use of a weapon!) and armed criminal action after he allegedly shot his girlfriend in both her legs with his Hi-Point .40 caliber pistol while arguing with her about her dog and accusing her of liking the dog more than she liked him.
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” peddled their alternative facts on this case to make Patriot Stogsdill to look like some sort of pathetically emotionally needy baby-man who uses his gun like a baby uses a pacifier to mediate his infantile impulses because they want to cover up the role his girlfriend played in forcing him to shoot her. See, they want to do this because it fits into their man-hating and gun-hating agendas to ruin the lives of Good Guys With A Gun and to destroy America!!!!!
See, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA headquarters that Patriot Stogsdill’s girlfriend is a classic neurotic and fragile prude who is a cold fish anytime she is around a REAL man because she has been brainwashed by the cult of feminism and doesn’t know how to show Patriot Stogsdill the reverence he deserves and instead invests all of her affection in a dog. Yeah, right, as if a dog could ever be a better companion than a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. and Melania Trump in the White House to show all American women that they can experience true spiritual freedom in their relationships by submitting themselves (just like it says to do in the Bible!) to their loving and nurturing superior men so that not one more Good Guy With A Gun will ever have to shoot his woman in the legs just to knock a little harmless sense into her!!!!!!!
Man Admits Shooting Girlfriend After Dispute Over Dog, Authorities Say
1/1/2019
Louis C.K. drops the mic on a bunch of little crybabies thanks to a sweet assist from his brothers-in-arms here at the National Small Penis Association!!!!!!!!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association would like to apologize for our uncharacteristically inconsistent posting schedule over the past two months, but we are pleased to explain why we have not been adhering to a daily posting schedule during this period. See, we have spent the past two months helping Louis C.K. from our Manhattan NSPA chapter write new material for his awesome comeback to the comedy stage!!!!!!!!
See, Patriot C.K. was adrift and unsure how to reenter the public forum before the National Small Penis Association’s executive council staged an emergency comedy intervention to get him back on stage to speak truth to power. See, a lot of so-called “comedy professionals” and “public relations damage control experts” said Patriot C.K. should exhibit honest self-reflection about his past actions and commit acts of public self-flagellation by mocking himself for the deviance he harbors in his heart of hearts that led him to masturbate in front of women who were simply working to establish careers in comedy. Worse yet, they also suggested he could mine endless comedy material by ridiculing himself for lashing out at women who rejected his advances and using his unmatched power in the comedy industry to stall and sabotage their careers because in all honesty what woman could be blamed for having no sexual interest in a specimen like Patriot C.K?????????? This is exactly the type of neutering mindset that is destroying America thanks to the entitled #MeToo jihadists who face no accountability for their victimization of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys!!!!!
Thankfully, we got to Patriot C.K. before he destroyed any slim chance he had for initiating a comeback by following this impossibly tone deaf strategy. See, we helped him write his material to take down the Parkland celebrity “victims”, people who identify as gender neutral, large-penised black men, small-penised Asian men (admittedly, these were the easiest jokes for us to write) and gay Jewish doctors!!!!!!!! See, the key to performing meaningful comedy with social relevance is taking on those in power and exposing their hypocrisies, failings and lies rather than taking cheap, stale and unfunny shots at powerless targets, and that’s exactly what Patriot C.K did at Governor’s Comedy Club in Levittown thanks to us here at the NSPA!!!!!!!!
Louis C.K. Stirs Outrage With Jokes About Parkland Shooting Survivors, Gender Identity Issues
https://variety.com/2018/biz/news/louis-ck-parkland-shooting-gender-comedy-set-1203096926/
12/30/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democRAT party won’t fund the border wall and because ‘Of Mice And Men’ is his favorite book!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Darren Emery from our St. Charles NSPA chapter was arrested last night and slapped with (get this) 15 charges, including first-degree murder, assault and attempted robbery after he allegedly shot and killed his girlfriend, her 61-year-old mother, her 10-year-old son, and her 8-year-old daughter; engaged in a shoot-out with the St. Charles Police Department; and stabbed a woman multiple times in the torso during an unsuccessful carjacking while he was trying to flee from the “authorities”!!!!!!!!
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media”, who are really the very worst people, tried to portray Patriot Emery as an impossibly selfish, emotionally immature, baby-man psychopath who inexcusably snuffed out four lives because they are reflexively eager to exploit a story like this to push their fake news narrative that guns in the hands of insecure, small-penised WHITE GUYS cause tragedies!!!!!! SICK!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our St. Charles NSPA chapter what really happened. See, we heard Patriot Emery was becoming increasingly terrified about what horrible things would happen to his girlfriend, her two children and her mother once all of the bad hombres, who will soon be swarming into America from Mexico to rape and murder American citizens, arrive because the democRAT party wants open borders so they keep blocking President Donald J. Trump from building his beautiful wall because they hate America!!!!!!!
So, we heard, that Patriot Emery actually took inspiration from his favorite book, ‘Of Mice And Men’, and shot his girlfriend and her family to save them from their horrible fates to die brutal deaths at the hands of the Mexican caravan just like (SPOILER ALERT!!!!!) George shot Lennie to save him from suffering a horrible death at the hands of the lynch mob coming for him!!!!!!!
So if Chuck and Nancy had cared about the security and well-being of REAL AMERICAN CITIZENS and had paid for the wall to be built, Patriot Emery would not have had to do this and nobody would have died. However, it’s obvious Chuck and Nancy don’t care because they’re just happy the “authorities” confiscated a gun from a Good Guy With A Gun and locked him up on totally rigged charges to make sure he won’t be able to vote in the 2020 Presidential election!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to the abominably crass political manipulations played by the democRAT party in cases like this to get their willfully ignorant, fearful, gullible, self-pitying, aggrieved base all riled up to do their bidding!!!!! SHAMEFUL!!!!!!!!
Missouri man accused of gunning down his girlfriend, her 2 children and her mother
12/25/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democRAT party is still waging a relentless war on Christmas!!!!!!!!!! DISGRACE FOR AMERICA!!!!!!
Michael Boshell from our Macomb County NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) felony false report or threat of terrorism after he allegedly called the so-called Macomb County “Sheriff’s” Office and said if somebody at the county jail did not tell his brothers Jeremiah (who is in jail because he has been accused of fatally shooting his girlfriend in 2016 – total WITCH HUNT!) and Joshua (who is in jail because he was arraigned in March for allegedly shooting and killing his wife – totally rigged “investigation” being run by 13 ANGRY democRATS!!!!!) ‘Merry Christmas’ that he would shoot deputies with a long gun!!!!!!!
Sure enough, right on cue, the “authorities” issued an all-points bulletin to hunt down Patriot Boshell as if he were a common criminal because they have not given up their WAR ON CHRISTMAS and those who want to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ!!!!!!!! See, they have been so effective in their WAR ON CHRISTMAS that Patriot Boshell had no choice except to allegedly make that threat to ensure his brothers would have their hearts filled with Jesus’ grace by hearing ‘Merry Christmas’!!!!!!!!!!! Sadly, the godless “authorities” apparently think uttering the phrase ‘Merry Christmas’ is tantamount to uttering an incantation for the extermination of all that is good in the world so they insisted on ruining his life by arresting him and hauling him off to the Macomb County Jail, even though he has been living a model life in the community while on parole for bank robbery!!!!!!! See, the democRATS want to make sure a past legal indiscretion will hang over a person and categorize him as a second-class citizen for the rest of his life!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to be the one adult in the room to defend the true meaning of Christmas and Jesus Christ’s teachings against the marauding caravan of atheistic socialistic democRATS who wage a senseless and unending war against Christmas!!!!!!!
Police: Man threatened shooting if no ‘Merry Christmas’ for jailed brothers
12/19/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for workshopping a reboot of the film ‘Shane’ for a producer from Netflix!!!!!!!!!
William Smith from our Prairie Grove NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed a 62-year-old man named Shane. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” hijacked the narrative of this story and portrayed Patriot Smith as an irresponsible, intoxicated fool who deprived another human being from living his life by recklessly handling a firearm because there is nothing these enemies of AMERICA enjoy more than destroying the life of a GOOD GUY WITH A GUN with a WITCH HUNT!!!!!!! SICK!!!!
See, we heard what REALLY happened from the other members of our Prairie Grove NSPA chapter. See, we heard some big shot Hollywood producer from Netflix came to Prairie Grove last week and offered Patriot Smith $15.7M to do a reboot of the film ‘Shane’ because Netflix is aggressively increasing their slate of new films for 2019. Well, we heard Patriot Smith, in addition to writing and directing the film, decided to play the role of the Jack Palance character and found a man named Shane to take the lead role to add a touch of realism to the production. Well, apparently Patriot Smith and the other actor were workshopping the production for the Netflix producer and Patriot Smith naturally had a couple of drinks while they were going over a scene in the saloon. Then while they were choreographing the climatic gunfight we heard Patriot Smith allegedly accidentally shot the other actor.
Now here’s the thing!!!!! We heard Patriot Smith was so nervous about this workshop production that he forgot to change out the ammunition in his gun with blanks. See, Patriot Smith had no formal filmmaking experience so it is totally understandable how a novice actor/director with $15.7M on the line would be so distracted with the overwhelming responsibility he was facing that he forgot to put blanks in the gun.
See, what really burns us here at the NSPA up is how the George Soros-funded “media” (yeah, right!) and the elevator screamers in the democRAT party lie and try make this a story about a drunk fool with a gun in his hands senselessly snuffing out the life of another human being because they have an appallingly reflexive need to always blame guns in situations like this while failing to take any substantive actions to address the real reasons situations like this happen. See, the real culprit here is Netflix and their seemingly unending supply of money to fund an impossibly expansive production schedule of films, television shows, documentaries and comedy specials that no viewer could watch in 5 lifetimes. It’s time for the government to make Netflix slow down!!!!!!!!! Then these types of accidents would never happen again!!!!!!!!!
Prairie Grove Man Faces Murder Charge In Lincoln Shooting
https://5newsonline.com/2018/12/18/person-in-serious-condition-after-shooting-in-lincoln/
12/16/2018
Good Guy With A Gun and his Good Son With A Gun arrested basically because the hateful leftists who collude with George Soros always want to diminish the role of fathers in America so Big Government can become everybody’s BIG DADDY!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt Richardson from our Newport NSPA chapter and his 18-year-old son were arrested last week and charged with (get this) felonious use of a firearm and conspiracy to sell controlled drugs within a school zone while Patriot Richardson was also charged with reckless conduct with a deadly weapon and criminal solicitation of a minor and his son was charged with first degree assault after they allegedly shot and wounded a 17-year-old in a THC deal gone bad. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media peddled this ridiculous narrative in order to push their anti-American agenda!!!!!!! What further proof do you need that they are our #1 enemy???!!!!?????
See, we heard from the other members of our Newport NSPA chapter that Patriot Richardson and his son had actually set up a sting operation to capture the 17-year-old, who has calf muscles the size of cantaloupes from smuggling this huge bag of THC in a backpack across the Mexican border and walking all the way to New Hampshire. Well, we heard that when the underage bad hombre realized he was dealing with two REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS he tried to kill them because that’s what Mexicans try to do when they sneak into America, and that is why we must not let the democRATS prevent the BEAUTIFUL WALL from being built!!!!!!!!!!
Well, we heard from the other members of our Newport NSPA chapter that Patriot Richardson and his son allegedly shot the delinquent desperado in the chest to save their own lives and the lives of all of the Americans who would have died after buying the THC!!!!!!!!!! However, the George Soros-funded leftists who want to undermine the core principles of American democracy rushed out their fake news narrative to make Patriot Richardson look like a deplorable father who would drag his son into his illegal con artist activities and put him at risk of being in prison for years for trying to gain his horrible father’s approval, which he will never gain because his father is an impossibly selfish narcissistic sociopath!!!!!!!!
See, these leftist monsters want to destroy the role of fathers in America because once fathers are out of the way and dispatched to the FEMA camps everybody will then be completely dependent upon BIG DADDY GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House and Eric and Donald Jr. by his side to put an end to this type of leftist father/son character assassination and SAVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!
Father, son arrested in connection with Newport shooting
https://www.wmur.com/article/father-son-arrested-in-connection-with-newport-shooting/25564510
12/14/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being viciously taunted and bullied by his neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!
David Lee Vaughn from our Maryville NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) aggravated animal cruelty, reckless endangerment with a weapon and aggravated assault after he allegedly shot and injured his neighbor’s dog with a Marlin .22-caliber rifle. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” tried to portray Patriot Vaughn as a miserable, mean-spirited asshole who gets off on shooting woodpeckers and other small animals from his front porch and escalated his sick hobby to shooting his neighbor’s dog as it trotted around the neighbor’s family farm because they love nothing more than to destroy the lives of good and honest insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys, who compensate for their gnawing sense of inadequacy through the possession of firearms, in order to push their leftist, George Soros-funded anti-gun AGENDA!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Maryville NSPA chapter that the real reason behind the shooting was the incessant, vicious and inexcusably immature and undignified taunting and cyberbullying Patriot Vaughn’s neighbor subjected him to. See, we heard from the other members of our Maryville NSPA chapter that the neighbor regularly sent out tweets on her Twitter account that she thought Patriot Vaughn looks like the love child who would have been conceived as a result of W.C. Fields, Bill Murray and Bryan Cranston engaging in a homosexual threesome!!!!!!! Can anybody other than a bunch of ANGRY democRATS who hate Good Guys With A Gun blame Patriot Vaughn for allegedly shooting his neighbor’s dog in order to get her to stop her emotional assault on him????!!!!????? NO, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have the Trumps in the White House to work on bringing an end to this type of horrible bullying that exists as a malignant cancer left over from the Obama dictatorship to make sure not one more Good Guy With A Gun will have his life ruined by the hateful left!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #bebest
Maryville man accused of shooting neighbor’s dog
12/5/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested in a shameless power grab by Missouri democRAT party legislators who want to undermine the state’s Stand Your Ground legislation!!!!!!!!!
Jeremiah Bair from our Washington, Missouri NSPA chapter was arrested this morning and charged with (get this) second-degree murder and armed criminal action (the “authorities” always have to make it about guns, don’t they???!!!!???) after he allegedly shot and killed his 86-year-old grandfather at the home the “victim” shared with his wife. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” tried to present Patriot Bair as a gun-toting coward who used a gun to commit an unforgivable sin because they always resort to this type of unconscionable character assassination to push their horrible, selfish agenda!!!!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Washington NSPA chapter that Patriot Bair was in a fight for his life and had no choice except to STAND HIS GROUND!!!!!!! Right on cue, we heard that the democRAT party state legislators met in closed-door sessions to instruct their willing, anti-gun puppets in the Franklin County “Sheriff’s” Department to arrest Patriot Bair in order to use this case to undermine Missouri’s STAND YOUR GROUND legislation!!!!!
Sure, the haters are making much of the “victim’s” age, but with the advances that have been made in medical treatment and technology, the age range of potential dangerous assailants has grown exponentially over the past decade!!!!!!! Furthermore, this case is really about the democRAT party on the state and federal level having an utter disregard for the rule of law and the sanctity of democracy, which allows them to feel entitled to play with legislation as if it were Play-Doh to suit their whims!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to block the democRAT party from pulling these disgusting tricks on a wide scale!!!!!!!! SHAME ON THEM FOR HATING AMERICAN DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Washington Man Charged in Shooting Death of His Grandfather
12/3/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save his neighborhood from a caravan of “stray” dogs, infected with parvo virus, ringworms and fleas, sent there to kill Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Warren Rushing from our Belmont NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) felony animal cruelty and misdemeanor discharging a firearm within 500 feet of a residence after he allegedly shot and killed a “stray” dog which was being cared for by Patriot Rushing’s neighbors along Gaither Rd.. Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting “media” pounced on the story to initiate a WITCH HUNT against Patriot Rushing to destroy his life by spreading fake news about him being some sort of a callous, miserable, heartless, emotionally immature man-child who killed the innocent dog out of spite because the dog wouldn’t warm up to him as it did to his neighbors. The haters out there will say dogs are the wisest judges of human character so this dog instinctively knew Patriot Rushing was the only person on Gaither Rd. to avoid, and Patriot Rushing’s abominable act sadly validated its judgement. It just goes to show the globalist leftists know no depth to which they can’t sink to peddle their vile character assassinations!!!!!!!
See, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA that Patriot Rushing was actually trying to save his neighborhood from a caravan of disease infested dogs pretending to be stray in order to mask their sinister intentions. This “stray” dog, which the neighbors just happened to name Blue (which just happens by pure coincidence (yeah, right!) to be the official color of the democRAT party), played upon the neighbors’ bleeding-heart need to give out free stuff, like food and affection, to lower their guard so it would be that much easier for the caravan of his compatriots, which we heard were infected with parvo virus, ringworms and fleas, to swarm all of the homes along Gaither Rd. to kill AMERICANS!!!!!!!
Furthermore, is it just a coincidence that this occurred in Gaston County, which just happens to be the same county in which Joshua Cadle from our Bessemer City NSPA chapter was arrested for allegedly shooting and killing his neighbor’s two dogs (to prevent a similar massacre), as we reported yesterday???????????
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to connect the dots on this obvious conspiracy to reveal the truth to America before it is too late to prevent evil outside forces from destroying our democracy with the democRAT party’s shameful and unforgivable assistance!!!!!!!!
Police: Gaston man kills dog
https://www.gastongazette.com/news/20181130/police-gaston-man-kills-dog
12/2/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for Standing His Ground against the vanguard of an invasion of dangerous African immigrants seeking to wreak havoc in America!!!!!!!!!
Joshua Cadle from our Bessemer City NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) two felony counts of animal cruelty after he allegedly shot and killed two of his neighbor’s dogs. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media began their WITCH HUNT to destroy Patriot Cadle’s life because there is nothing they enjoy more than crucifying a Good Guy With A Gun and making America vulnerable to foreign threats!!!!!!!
See, they would have you believe Patriot Cadle’s claim that he shot the dogs in self-defense after they got out of their fenced area was a blatant lie because some veterinarian, who (we heard from the other members of our Bessemer City NSPA chapter) is obviously on George Soros’ payroll, released a totally rigged dossier to say the two dogs were shot in the back, indicating they were moving away from Patriot Cadle at the time of the shooting!!!!!!! Worse yet, the obviously manipulative neighbor tried to play on the public’s emotions by claiming one of the dogs, a 1-year-old Belgium shepherd named Komba, was trained to work with children who have sensory issues and was a constant companion to his 2-year-old son (wah wah). FAKE NEWS!!!!!
See, sure enough, we here at the NSPA have to connect the dots to show what the leftist globalists are really up to here!!!!!! The giveaway here is the dog named Komba. This name is an obvious reference/homage to Komba Claudius Gbamanja, a now deceased Sierra Leonean politician from the Sierra Leone People’s Party!!!!!!!!! It is obvious that Patriot Cadle’s neighbor was colluding with globalist agitators to smuggle a caravan of dangerous agitators from Sierra Leone into Bessemer City to kill WHITE Americans!!!!!!!! So of course Patriot Cradle had no choice except to shoot the two dogs, and sure enough the totally crooked courts in Gaston County know the Obama judges in the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals will have their backs so they are plowing ahead with this plan to destroy Patriot Cadle’s life!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump, charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter, in the White House to bring JUSTICE back to the judicial system and to put an end once and for all to these types of democracy destroying WITCH HUNTS!!!!!!
Bessemer City man facing animal cruelty charges in shooting of neighbor’s two dogs
11/24/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the liberals in the democRAT party hate the family unit!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody has ever seen anything like this, but it’s going to end!!!!!!!!! It’s really a shame, many people say!!!!!!!!!!!
William Pilkington from our Fort Worth NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a first-degree felony, after he allegedly shot his father. See, according to the lying, disgusting so-called “media”, Patriot Pilkington and his father got into a physical altercation at their home after spending the night drinking together at a bar, which led Patriot Pilkington to retrieve his gun and allegedly shoot his father in the leg.
Sure enough, though, George Soros and his international banker friends (if you know what I mean) in collusion with their willing henchmen and henchgirls in the democRAT party pulled their evil puppet strings in this case because they want nothing more than to gin up fear among the bigoted, simple-minded, easily-manipulated nitwits in their base by fomenting a preposterous panic that insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys with guns under the influence of alcohol are swarming into our communities to harm us!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! AS IF!!!!!!!!!!
See, what’s really going on is that the DEEP STATE totally rigged the “investigation” and arrested Patriot Pilkington to separate him from his father because they totally hate the family unit and look for any excuse to have the heavy hand of “government” interfere with the functioning of a perfectly healthy family unit. See, Patriot Pilkington and his father were simply committing the “horrible crime” of spending some quality time together by bonding over a little bit of alcohol-enhanced horseplay with a firearm so without question an arrest had to be made!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!
See, the DEEP STATE hates nothing more than the family unit because strong family units make people less dependent on BIG GOVERNMENT so they are going to do whatever it takes to undermine the stability of Patriot Pilkington’s strong family unit!!!!!! Doesn’t it seem every day they are inexplicably determined to show they can somehow become even more shameless and despicable than they were the day before???!!!!???? SAD!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these sick, hateful forces and to uphold the sanctity of the family unit!!!!!!!!!!
A Fort Worth father and son went out drinking. Their argument turned into a shooting
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article222135275.html
11/21/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was the victim of cyberbullying!!!!!!!! #bebest
Thomas Schrader from our Oswego NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) second-degree attempted murder and first-degree assault after he allegedly shot and critically injured another driver in a so-called “road rage” incident even though many people say he was the Real Victim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See, according to the lying, disgusting so-called “media” and the Obama supporters in the Oswego “Police” department, Patriot Schrader allegedly engaged the other driver in an argument over a traffic-related dispute which escalated into a physical confrontation which culminated in Patriot Schrader allegedly shooting the other driver with a .40 caliber handgun.
Sure enough, though, this was really just another case of George Soros and the democRAT party colluding with their willfully compliant stenographers who masquerade as “journalists” and their subservient lackeys in powerful positions of “law enforcement” in order to prosecute one of their enemies, in other words, A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Oswego NSPA chapter that the other driver had been cruelly taunting and teasing Patriot Schrader online for months, leaving him no choice except to retaliate just to make the merciless cruelty end!!!!!!! See, the other members of our Oswego NSPA chapter said the other driver had been taunting Patriot Schrader relentlessly by tweeting that he looks like the offspring who would be produced if Mandy Patinkin and The Thing from The Fantastic Four engaged in homosexual sex and conceived a baby!!!!!!!! How unbelievable is it that the other driver, a grown-ass man, would engage in such impossibly immature name calling and cyberbullying????!!!!???? You would think he has never listened to Melania Trump for a moment of his miserable, irredeemable, worthless existence about the sin of cyberbullying!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have the Trumps in the White House to make sure this cyberbullying (and the emotional wreckage caused by it), which the Obamas did absolutely nothing to address, will finally once-and-for-all end in America!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oswego police ID suspect in road rage shooting; victim remains in critical condition
11/18/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to help a busload of school kids to be prepared for the CARAVAN’s looming murder spree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shawn Timothy Cummins from our Lafayette NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) seven counts of aggravated assault with a firearm after he allegedly pointed a firearm from his vehicle in the direction of a school bus. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” is trying to ruin this good man’s life because he is a Good Guy With A Gun even though many people say he was actually just trying to keep the students on the bus safe from some real bad hombres!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Laffayette NSPA chapter that Patriot Cummins was simply trying to provide the students on the bus some practical real-life experience to know what it feels like to have a gunman point a gun at them so they won’t freeze up when all of the dangerous rapists and murderers in the CARAVAN (who are mere moments away from overwhelming our borders) confront them on their school buses and in their schools!!!!!
Sure enough, though, George Soros and all of the public school teachers unions want to push their liberal, globalist agenda and indoctrinate the students held captive in their classrooms with the propaganda that insecure, small-penised, WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICAN guys with a gun pose a threat to them. How reprehensible and irresponsible is it that these soulless monsters would debase themselves to demonize a harmless minority based on their skin color, nationality and religion in order to push their despicable agenda!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to stand up as a proud nationalist to protect the rights and dignity of insecure, small-penised, WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICAN guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lafayette man arrested, accused of pointing gun at school bus
11/14/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the absolute total failure of Obamacare, nobody has ever seen anything this awful before (many people say), has not only completely destroyed America’s medical care system, but it has also completely destroyed America’s veterinary care system!!!!!!!!!!!
Harley Mobley from our Slater NSPA chapter was recently arrested and charged with (get this) animal abuse, a class E felony, after he allegedly shot his female pit bull in the face, because, as he tried to reasonably explain to the so-called authorities (good luck with that!!!!), he thought she had rabies, and he “didn’t have no time for the vet that morning.”
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” has conducted a shameless WITCH HUNT against Patriot Mobley to unfairly portray him as an impossibly stupid psychopath who shouldn’t even be allowed to possess a squirt gun because they have a hateful agenda (funded by George Soros) to crucify every single Good Guy With A Gun in America!!!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Slater NSPA chapter that Patriot Mobley had no choice except to shoot his dog in the face because he wasn’t able to bring her to the local veterinarian because the American carnage created by the devastating failure of Obamacare has even managed to destabilize and decimate the veterinary care system in America in addition to causing the horrific collapse of the American medical care system, just like we had warned you it would!!!!!!!!
See, Patriot Mobley couldn’t bring his dog to the veterinarian because he would have had to wait days for his dog to get an appointment to see the veterinarian because of the chaos created by Obamacare, and since he didn’t want her to suffer he was forced to shoot her to put her out of her misery all because of Obamacare.
Well, Patriot Mobley didn’t manage to put her out of her misery so the liberal hate mob in Slater pounced on the dog and callously rushed her to a so-called “pet rescue” facility to prolong her suffering by keeping her alive just so they could selfishly use her as a prop to try to make Patriot Mobley look like the bad guy and to distract their willfully ignorant and gullible base from the real culprit here – OBAMACARE!!!!!!! Worse yet, they have put the dog in a foster home because we all know liberals hate the family unit and will even go so far as to separate dogs from their owners and lock them in cages because they have absolutely no souls, hearts or consciences!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to get rid of Obamacare and deliver beautiful, less expensive health care for everybody and return sanity to the veterinary care system!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man shoots dog in the face, says he ‘didn’t have no time for the vet’
11/12/2018
Once again, we have a horrible tragedy that simply gets accepted as an unavoidable commonplace incident because our spineless, soulless, gutless “politicians” fail to stand up to the Tupperware container lobby!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
John Murillo from our Avondale NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, one count of disorderly conduct and one count of unlawful discharge of a firearm after he allegedly shot and injured his brother in an argument over a Tupperware container!!!!!!!
How many more times do we need to read yet another story of a Good Guy With A Gun having his life ruined (it’s so disgraceful) for basically just trying to protect himself during an out of control argument instigated by a Tupperware container while the worthless democRAT party so-called “politicians” perpetually refuse to acknowledge the obvious Tupperware container link in all of these senseless tragedies because they live in terminal fear of the big-money Tupperware container lobbyists and will never take the most basic, common sense steps to prevent another of these Tupperware container tragedies from occurring again????!!!!!????? SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we now have Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide the moral authority and leadership to put a lid on this sinfully negligent and cowardly inaction that has polluted the Washington, D.C. swamp for generations!!!!!!!!
Man Shoots Brother in Fight Over Tupperware
https://nypost.com/2018/11/06/man-shoots-brother-in-fight-over-tupperware/
11/10/2018
National Small Penis Association member victimized by racist voter suppression tactics in Mississippi!!!!!!!!! Can you believe the sad legacy of disenfranchising insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys in MISSISSIPPI is still alive in 2018????!!!!!????? SAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Clayton Hickey from our Olive Branch NSPA chapter was fired from his job with Regional One Health after an army of liberal trolls drummed up an online outburst of fake outrage over Patriot Hickey’s celebration of his cultural heritage while he was casting his vote for good Christian Republicans to help President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) protect America from the disease and terrorist-infested CARAVAN swarming toward our border with the assistance of the democRAT party!!!!!!!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Olive Branch NSPA chapter that Patriot Hickey wore his MISSISSIPPI JUSTICE shirt to the polling place as a way to commemorate the suffering and struggle endured by generations of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys in Mississippi who risked their lives just to cast a vote and to pave the way for the current generation of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys to be able to cast a vote without threat from institutional racism and intimidation!!!!!!!
Sure enough, though, the hateful liberals in Mississippi are incapable of letting go of the past and insist upon delivering disgraceful incantations to summon the ghosts of anti-Confederacy racism from (what we thought was) Mississippi’s past!!!!!!!! Sure enough, the online lynch mob was bound and determined to take out Patriot Hickey as a way to send a chilling message to other insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys that they are risking their lives by simply exercising their constitutional right to vote while displaying their cultural pride.
It is heartbreaking that this type of persecution is still taking place in Mississippi in 2018, but we can thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to fight for Confederate pride and the basic human dignity that should be afforded to every insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hospital fires employee who wore Confederate flag shirt to Mississippi poll
11/8/2018
“Your Second Amendment rights are under siege, but they will never, ever be under siege as long as I’m your president.” Donald J. Trump, May 4, 2018
11/5/2018
Don’t worry!!!! We’ve got this!!!!! The National Small Penis Association is deploying to the border!!!!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association is proud to heed the call from President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) to save America from the impending invasion of the teeming hordes of ISIS terrorists, Mexican banditos, unknown Middle Easterners, Black Lives Matter activists, Norwegian hackers, George Soros-funded elevator screamers, the cast of ‘Room 222’, small pox-infected performance artists and the reanimated corpse of Saul Alinsky who are in the CARAVAN by deploying to the border with our insecure, small-penised, WHITE BROTHERS in the Minutemen to stand America’s ground against this scourge!!!!!!!!! We will keep you posted on our progress!!!!!!!!!!!!
Armed Militia Groups Head To The Border, Sparking Military Concerns
11/3/2018
“We can’t waste precious time debating legislation that won’t work.” Wayne LaPierre 12/21/2012
Gunman who killed 2 at Florida yoga studio had history of harassing young women
10/31/2018
Disgusting fake news “media” crucifies National Small Penis Association member to foment fear among the democrat party’s bigoted, hateful and gullible base and to divert attention from America’s greatest threat – THE CARAVAN!!!!!!!!!!
Gregory A. Bush from our Louisville NSPA chapter was indicted today by a grand jury on (get this) two counts of murder, one count of criminal attempted murder and two counts of first-degree wanton endangerment over some “Gun” stuff that oh-so-conveniently just happened to get a lot of attention in the George Soros-controlled so-called “media” right on time to stop the momentum Donald J. Trump was generating for the Republican Party in the run up to the midterm elections!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Sure enough, it’s evident to the NSPA’s executive board that this is nothing more than an obvious shameless ploy by the democrat party and the fake news “media” they collude with daily to get their cowardly, proudly ignorant and racist followers to buy in to the false narrative that some sinister insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun is going to hurt them because this diverts their limited attention from the looming slaughter that awaits us all at the hands of the marauding and evil members of the CARAVAN swarming toward our border!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to be a voice of foresight, sense and reason to clap back at the fake news fraudsters and to stand his ground on behalf of America against the CARAVAN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suspect in grocery store shooting indicted on murder charges
10/27/2018
“The presence of a firearm makes us all safer.” Wayne LaPierre, 2/10/2011
10/25/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep his girlfriend and unborn baby safe from unknown Middle Easterners and ISIS!!!!!!!!
Raymond Allen Strange from our Harker Heights NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday night by the so-called Harker Heights “Police” and was charged with (get this) suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a gun at his girlfriend’s head, placed it against the skin between her eyes and threatened to shoot her because the baby shower being held for her in their home ran longer than originally planned.
Here we go again. This is just another example of the fake news media destroying this country by spreading inflammatory, hateful lies against insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys in order to rile up their gullible, bigoted base to sucker them into voting against their self-interest to support the democrat party’s selfish, short-sighted and amoral agenda!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Harker Heights NSPA chapter that Patriot Strange was simply trying to coach his girlfriend on how to keep herself and their unborn child safe in case he isn’t around to protect them. See, Harker Heights is in Texas, which is directly in the path of the caravan of crime careening toward the border from all those shithole countries below Mexico!!!!!! We heard from many, many people that there are unknown Middle Easterners and ISIS members sneaking in with the caravan because they are planning on raping and killing countless Americans once they cross the border, which has been left unguarded because the democrat party is obsessed with denying President Donald J. Trump the short-term loan he needs to pay for the wall along the border until Mexico pays for it!!!!!!
See, we heard Patriot Strange had simply been demonstrating to his girlfriend what to do in case an unknown Middle Easterner or an ISIS member breaks into their house when he isn’t around to protect them. Sure enough, though, the fake news media and the unhinged liberal hate mobs hijacked the narrative of this story, because they can’t acknowledge the need to use a gun in a situation like this, and they have gaslighted their profoundly ignorant base into believing that Patriot Strange posed a threat to his girlfriend and their unborn baby!!!!!!!!!! See, this is a tactic taken directly from the Saul Alinsky playbook – destroy your enemy by turning his strength into a liability!!!!!!! SHAME!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to protect us from the caravan and to put an end to the lies and divisiveness the hateful democrat party has been pushing for the past two years to try to achieve their goal of destroying America!!!!!!!
When girlfriend’s baby shower ran late, baby’s dad pointed a gun at her, Texas cops say
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article220482570.html
10/22/2018
Good Guy With A Gun assaulted by an unhinged female parking lot screamer, but he’s the one who got arrested!!!!!!!!!! WHEN WILL IT END????!!!!!!?????
Robert Kingston from our Kenner NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a firearm after he allegedly pulled a gun on a woman driver and shouted, “I’m going to blow your fucking brains out.” Sure enough, the fake news media that presumed Patriot Kingston to be guilty until proven innocent rigged the coverage of this story by leaving out the most salient facts because they are taking their marching orders from George Soros with the prime directive to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys and to put their families through a LIVING HELL!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!!!
See, according the lie merchants at nola.com, Patriot Kingtson instigated the situation by driving aggressively toward the woman driver in a parking lot and then pointing his gun at her while screaming obscenities until she ran away from her car to a nearby store for help. Boy, do these women always know how to play the victim card, or what, and people still fall for it????!!!!????
Sure enough, right on cue, the “authorities” arrived and conducted a so-called “investigation”, which (surprise, surprise…..NOT!!!!!!) led to Patriot Kingston’s arrest, even though he very, very strongly denied ever pulling his gun on her. Yeah, the woman driver’s description of the weapon matched the handgun found in Patriot Kingston’s home, but we know the “authorities” regularly collude with doe-eyed but ruthless and hysterical female activists who portray themselves as perpetual victims to plant evidence on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys, like Patriot Kingston, in order to destroy their lives with false accusations!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Kenner NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that this angry female parking lot screamer, who was still bitter about Brett Kavanaugh getting on the Supreme Court and Hillary Clinton losing the election 2 years ago, threatened Patriot Kingston’s safety with her dangerous woman-driving antics and then jumped out of her car and started screaming at him like a maniac in the parking lot so he had no choice except to stand his ground by pulling out his gun to protect himself because, as we all know, it is open season on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up against these types of unfounded accusations that play upon the baseless fears of the most gullible, ignorant and easily manipulated buffoons who represent the democrat party’s base!!!!!!!
Kenner man pointed gun, threatened woman in road rage clash: police
10/21/2018
Good Guy With A Gun charged with second-degree murder even though we heard from many people that the so-called “victim” actually died accidentally in a fist fight!!!!!!!
Michael Dunn from our Lakeland NSPA chapter was hauled into the totally rigged 10th Judicial Circuit Court on Friday and charged with (get this) second-degree murder for allegedly shooting and killing a 50-year-old man for allegedly trying to shoplift a hatchet from the Army-Navy surplus store he co-owns.
Sure enough, the fake news “media” and the angry democrat mobs have tried to claim store surveillance video clearly shows the so-called “victim” posed no threat to Patriot Dunn and documents a cold-blooded murder with a gun. However, we have heard from many, many people that the so-called “victim” actually died accidentally in a fist fight. On top of that, Patriot Dunn very strongly denied he intentionally killed the so-called “victim”, who had a Mexican sounding name, by the way.
Sure enough, if you ask us here at the National Small Penis Association, this is just another case of the angry democrat party mobs and the totally rigged so-called “judicial” system trying to destroy the life of an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy and to put his family through HELL just before the midterm elections because they want to get their gullible, dull-witted, self-pitying, racist base all riled up to go out and vote for their shameless, soulless, gutless and spineless candidates!!!!!! SAD!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up against these types of totally bogus “investigations” and sham charges because he is a champion of THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
City Commissioner in Florida Is Charged With Murder in Shooting at His Store
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/20/us/michael-dunn-lakeland-commissioner-shooting.html
10/17/2018
Good Guy With A Gun And A Bow And Arrow crucified basically because the angry democrat party hate mob wants to undermine the sanctity of REAL marriages!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Blake Fischer from our Boise NSPA chapter was the latest victim (here we go again!!!!) of the angry democrat party hate mob of elevator screamers who are bound and determined to destroy the life of every insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy in America after he was forced to resign from his position as a commissioner with the Idaho Fish and Game Commission just because he posted a few pictures of his vacation with his wife to Namibia, which we heard is a shithole country so any American who goes there should actually be hailed as a savior!!!!!!
See, Patriot Fischer brought his wife to Namibia so they could strengthen their REAL marriage by bonding over hunting savage beasts. Patriot Fischer’s wife wanted to ‘get a feel’ of Africa on her fist day there, so Patriot Fischer valiantly killed a whole family of baboons to get her acclimated. She took to the killing real quickly, and by the end of the trip the two of them had killed 14 savage beasts!!!!!! #marriagegoals
Well, sure enough, as soon as they posted heartwarming pictures of their marriage bonding time in Namibia, the angry democrat party hate mob of elevator screamers had a Pavlovian monstrous response to the images of a man and a woman in a happy REAL marriage and viciously attacked them online because they seemingly dedicate every waking moment of their miserable lives to undermining the right of a MAN and a WOMAN to share their lives in marriage happily!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!
Sadly, Idaho’s cowardly so-called “governor” (a Republican In Name Only, if there ever was one) caved to the mob hysteria and forced Patriot Fischer to resign. SHAME!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump (from our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to defend the sanctity of REAL MARRIAGE and the joy of killing savage beasts!!!!!!!!!!
Idaho Fish and Game Commissioner Resigns Amid Criticism Over African Hunting Photos
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/15/us/idaho-fish-game-hunting-africa.html
10/16/2018
Good Grief!!!!!! Good Guy With A Gun convicted of murder even though he very,very strongly denied he killed his wife!!!!!!!! Here we go again!!!!!!!!!!
Christopher Leclair from our Albion NSPA chapter was convicted Friday of (get this) first-degree murder, abuse of a corpse, evidence-tampering and false reports for allegedly killing his wife with a gunshot blast to the head and dumping her body in Lake Erie from their boat after his girlfriend had given him an ultimatum to choose between her and her wife.
Even though Patriot Leclair very, very strongly denied he killed his wife, the angry mob jury made up of a lot of unhinged democrat party operatives rushed to a judgement after deliberating for just one hour and 40 minutes and assaulted Patriot Leclair with all of these obviously rigged convictions. See, they had determined he was guilty from the get-go because, thanks to all of the hysterical elevator screamers who have assaulted our Republican legislators and have treated the concept of due process so horribly over the past few weeks, any insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy in America is now automatically determined to be guilty until proven innocent because this is what America has been reduced to thanks to the democrat party wrecking crew in Washington that appears to be obsessed with destroying the foundational ethos of American justice and greatness!!!!! This is a scary time for all insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!! SAD!!!!! WE MUST BE STRONG!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up for American justice and greatness and to put an end to these totally rigged witch hunts!!!!!!!!!
Man convicted in death of wife found in Lake Erie
10/14/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply liking beer, which is now, according to the angry democrat party mob, a capital offense that automatically makes an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guilty of any fake accusation made against him!!!!!!! Whatever happened to due process???!!!??? SAD!!!!!!
David Stephen Pickel from our Lyman NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with (get this) involuntary manslaughter and criminally negligent use of a firearm after he allegedly shot and killed his wife. Isn’t it scary how an NSPA member’s life can be destroyed by any accusation made against him by anybody with an axe to grind or by a so-called “police” department that “investigated” the “crime” and collected forensic “evidence” and referenced a coroner’s “report” – WHAT A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!
See, according to the arrest “warrants”, Patriot Pickel was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the shooting. Well, here we go again!!!!!!!!! Just because an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy likes beer, the enraged democrat party lynch mob immediately presumes he is guilty and won’t have their hate satiated until his life is completely destroyed!!!!!!! Look, it’s a scary time for us here in the NSPA because there are plenty of bad senoritas out there who can destroy our lives by making up any charge against us!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to these scary times for insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys by standing up to the hysterical women and elevator screamers who, just like Eve and Pandora, want nothing more than to inflict perpetual woe and suffering on us!!!!
Warrants: Lyman man charged in shooting death of wife
https://www.goupstate.com/news/20181012/warrants-lyman-man-charged-in-shooting-death-of-wife
10/10/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested because his wife claimed he pointed a gun at her head even though (get this) she couldn’t tell the “authorities” exactly what time it was on the US Naval Observatory Master Clock when this so-called “assault” took place!!!!!! HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael John Mikalik from our Cumberland Township NSPA chapter was arrested Monday night and charged with (get this) two counts of aggravated assault, making a terroristic threat, reckless endangerment and harassment after he allegedly pointed a gun in his wife’s face after they were involved in an argument on their front porch.
So, (get this) Patriot Mikalik’s wife called the so-called “police”, who treated Patriot Mikalik so horribly and immediately took his wife’s side of the story because they evidently don’t believe in due process any longer and presumed he was guilty from the get-go in order to appease the angry democrat mob that doesn’t care about truth and justice!!!!!!
Sure enough, there were all kinds of glaring gaps in her story, but Heaven forbid that anybody actually point this out!!!!!! See, we heard from the other members of our Cumberland Township NSPA chapter that Patriot Mikalik’s wife couldn’t even tell the “authorities” what time it was on the US Naval Observatory Master Clock when this so-called “assault” took place. See, insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys can be accused of anything at anytime no matter how weak the accusation is because of the evil forces that have been unleashed lately by the craven and amoral democrat party!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump (from our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to fight back against this shameless ploy by the democrat party to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys just to rile up their willfully ignorant and easily manipulated base!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!!
Cumberland man arrested after allegedly pointing gun at wife
10/8/2018
Good Guy With A Gun forced to face a totally rigged trial basically for simply trying to make sure he would be able to defend himself now that it is open season (thanks to the democrat party wrecking crew that tried to crucify Brett Kavanaugh!!!!) on insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys, and any one of us could be accused of anything and assaulted by a bunch of hysterical elevator screamers!!!!!!
Bruce Boone Wann from our Flathead NSPA chapter was hauled into court by his “government” captors last week to face (get this) nine totally fake “federal” charges for distribution of explosives and illegal possession of firearms after he was arrested for allegedly trying to distribute dynamite and “improvised grenades”and for simply being in possession of a short-barrel rifle, a stolen shotgun, two silencers and a .45-caliber machine gun, which all could get him sent to prison for more than 30 years in federal prison!!!!! WHAT A HOAX!!!!!
Look, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that Patriot Wann had no choice except to arm himself appropriately to protect himself from the angry mob of hysterical women ginned up by the democrat party with a manipulative message of perpetual victimization that has shockingly enabled them to feel entitled to assault Republican Patriots in elevators and face absolutely no consequences or accountability for their actions!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to the angry democrat party’s shameless ploy to stoke primal feelings of hate and rage in their gullible base!!!!!!!!!
Flathead man charged with distributing explosives, possessing illegal machine gun parts, guns
10/2/2018
9/27/2018
Lindsey “The Fist” Graham strikes again to save the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsey “The Fist” Graham from our Seneca NSPA chapter delivered the knock out punch against the forces of evil today at the national disgrace foisted upon us by the democrat party. After hours of listening to the ramblings of an obviously mixed-up woman and the democrat party’s vicious attacks against Brett Kavanaugh (from our Washington, D.C. NSPA chapter), Patriot Graham stood his ground for TRUTH and JUSTICE by calling out the hypocrisy and ghastly soulless political gamesmanship that the democrat party shamelessly rolls out time and again because they know their willfully ignorant, self-pitying, easily manipulated base will never hold them accountable!!!!!!!!!
Patriot Graham is all about honesty and transparency and wasn’t going to allow the angry democrat party assassins who occupy seats on the Senate Judiciary Committee to paint Patriot Kavanaugh as some sort of emotionally unstable, entitled, boorish pig with an alcohol problem who is capable of sexually assaulting women because it was obvious to everybody watching today that he is a totally temperate choir boy!!!!!! See, to Patriot Graham, who is the living embodiment of the phrase ‘to thine own self be true’ because he so totally values living an honest and transparent life because he is such a good Christian, there is nothing more offensive than the accusation that a proud Republican Christian would be capable of living a sham beard existence to hide a secret life!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that Patriot Graham is on our side and lived up to his nickname by jamming those angry democrat party thugs with his fist today. When Patriot Graham first joined the NSPA, all of his friends referred to him as ‘The Fist’ and none of us here at the NSPA knew why. When we asked, all of his friends would roll their eyes and laugh. Then we realized he is obviously called ‘The Fist’ because he has a firm fist that he uses to strike for TRUTH and JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!
Sen. Lindsey Graham Goes Off On Democrats In Bizarre Defense Of Brett Kavanaugh
9/23/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the overly-rhythmic, degenerate music by Bruno Mars has the power to cloud men’s minds, which is exactly what the communistic socialist liberals who control the music industry want because it will make it all the easier for George Soros and his UN minions to implement Agenda 21 to usher in a One World Government!!!!!!! Why else to you think you never hear the Oak Ridge Boys on the radio anymore????!!!!????
Roger Washburn from our Greenwood NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) battery after he allegedly pistol whipped his friend and accidentally discharged his gun after the two of them engaged in an argument over a Bruno Mars song. Sure enough, though, this case is just another example of how the communistic socialists who control the so-called fake “entertainment” industry want nothing more than to enslave us and subject us to the lash of One World Governments Overlords!!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started late Friday night when Patriot Washburn and his friend of 50 years got into an argument over who was the artist of a song they were listening to. Patriot Washburn’s friend insisted it was by Bruno Mars, and Patriot Washburn insisted it wasn’t. Well, when the showboating, know-it-all friend showed him proof it was a Bruno Mars song, Patriot Washburn understandably got rubbed the wrong way and allegedly pistol whipped his so-called “friend” in the face, and the gun accidentally discharged.
Well, sure enough, the so-called “authorities” eventually showed up, and they didn’t waste a moment before arresting Patriot Washburn and confiscating his .38 revolver!!!!!! See, like we’ve always warned you, it always comes down to gun confiscation!!!!!!
See, the real story here isn’t being reported by the lying, disgusting “media”, who are the very worst people in the world!!!!!!! See, that overly-rhythmic and tribal-sounding music by Bruno Mars is obviously designed by the music industry executives (and you know exactly who I mean) to cloud men’s minds so they can peddle the hateful democrat party’s communistic socialist UN Agenda 21 in order to destroy the U.S. Constitution and usher in a One World Government presided over by George Soros!!!!! TIME TO BE STRONG!!!!!
Patriot Washburn obviously came under the narcotic-like haze of Bruno Mars’ music, and this is what obviously caused him to allegedly commit the pistol whipping and have his gun accidentally discharge. Sure enough, though, Patriot Washburn is the one being treated like a criminal while those who caused this to happen walk away scot-free because the shameless hypocrites in the democrat party only care about protecting their own and making sure their “boys” never face accountability for their actions!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure this Old Boys network is finally shut down!!!!!!!!!!
Police: Greenwood man pulls gun, pistol whips longtime friend over Bruno Mars song
9/19/2018
Good Guy With a 3-D-Printed Gun hounded by angry democrat party WITCH HUNT basically for trying to save a young woman from a Hillary Clinton-operated child sex ring housed in the basement of a churros shop!!!!!!!!
Cody Wilson from our Austin NSPA chapter and the founder of Defense Distributed, the world’s first manufacturer of 3-D-printed guns, is on the run for his life tonight because an angry democrat party WITCH HUNT has peddled fake news to the so-called Austin “Police” Department and the totally rigged District (Kangaroo) “Court” in Travis County, which both totally bought the nonsense and have accused Patriot Wilson of sexually assaulting a 16-year-old girl in an Austin hotel on August 15!!!!!!! Thankfully, Patriot Wilson has found safe harbor in Taipei, Taiwan to escape the reach of the WITCH HUNT, but it is only a matter of time until George Soros and his ONE WORLD minions ensnare Patriot Wilson in their evil trap!!!!!
See, if you believe the lying, disgusting so-called “media”, you believe the 30-year-old Patriot Wilson met a 16-year-old girl through SugarDaddyMeet.com and sexually assaulted her at the Archer hotel and then paid her $500 before dropping her off at a Whataburger parking lot. (Do these democrat party thugs ever for one moment have a twinge of guilt for the daily overtime production of lies and soulless swill that they dump into the public forum???!!!!???? NOOOOO because they are democRATS!!!!!!!!!!)
See, we heard from the other members of our Austin NSPA chapter that Patriot Wilson was actually trying to save the young woman from being abducted and enslaved by Hillary Clinton’s child sex ring operated in the basement of an Austin churros shop!!!!! See, he went onto that website to engage with vulnerable girls before they were lured into the hideous grasp of the democrat party sex traffickers!!!!! We heard he simply met her at the Archer hotel to provide her a teachable moment about how easy it is to be tricked and victimized by those with evil intentions and cautioned her to go nowhere near that churros shop!!!!!!! As for dropping her off at the Whataburger and giving her $500, we heard he had simply given her the money to buy dinner for all of the ICE agents in Austin to thank them for protecting us from bad hombres who try to sneak into America to rape and assault American women!!!!!
Now, we’re not sure why she seems to be going along with the fake news being peddled by the “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media”!!!!! SAD!!!! Look, quite frankly we think she’s mixed up. Also, this happened more than a month ago, and we think she’s simply not remembering this correctly!!!!! Sure enough, though, the “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media” want to push through this WITCH HUNT immediately just so they can protect Hillary Clinton and not hold her accountable for her actions!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to appoint good CHRISTIAN judges who will put an end to this kind of amoral, dishonest, democracy-destroying partisan gamesmanship the democrat party always plays when it comes to matters of TRUTH and JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!
DIY GUN ACTIVIST CODY WILSON ACCUSED OF CHILD SEXUAL ASSAULT
https://www.wired.com/story/cody-wilson-accused-child-sexual-assault/
9/16/2018
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8/31/2018
National Small Penis Association alternative fact checker latest target of lying, disgusting “media” WITCH HUNT!!!!!!!
Robert Darrell Chain from our Encino NSPA chapter and the National Small Penis Association news content department’s alternative fact checker was arrested yesterday and charged in a totally rigged federal court in Los Angeles for (get this) making a threatening communication in interstate commerce after he allegedly threatened to shoot and kill Boston Globe “journalists”, who he rightly called “the enemy of the people” in response to the Boston Globe’s nationwide editorial campaign denouncing President Donald J. Trump’s (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) political attacks against the press!!!! Oh, wait, surprise, surprise, it just so happens that this version of the “truth” was reported by none other than the Boston Globe!!!!!!!!! (We’re sure they’re prepared to give a fair and balanced account of this case……..NOT!!!!!!!!!!)
See, the snowflakes at the Boston Globe obsessively analyzed the harmless voicemail messages Patriot Chain left for them and totally manipulatively took a few of his comments completely out of context just so they could portray themselves as victims to the public!!!!! All Patriot Chain did was make a few comments about shooting and killing them and referring to them with anti-gay slurs. Look, around the NSPA executive headquarters, that was all nothing more than a little bit of locker room talk.
Sure enough, the FBI (uh oh, we know where this is going) used Patriot Chain’s arrest as an excuse to violate the sanctity of his home just so they could confiscate 20 firearms, including a semiautomatic rifle!!!!! See, it always comes down to government confiscation of guns!!!!!!!
Worse yet, Patriot Chain’s legal woes have distracted him from his primary job as the National Small Penis Association’s alternative fact checker for all of our web site’s news content, and this federal WITCH HUNT against him is the logical result of the democrat party’s relentless verbal assault against proudly conservative media members ever since Patriot Trump ascended to the presidency!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can fight for the real truth and end these disgusting and undignified attacks on our friends at Fox News and the Blaze!!!!!!!!!!
Calif. man charged with making threatening calls to Globe
8/30/2018
8/26/2018
Sadly, once again, today we have seen another mass shooting caused by video games, but the democrat party “politicians” completely owned by the video game industry refuse to take action because of their greed and cowardice!!!!!! THIS IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE!!!!!!!
Well, here we go again. Today in Jacksonville a 24-year-old WHITE man, obviously under influence of a lifetime of unfettered access to video games, went on a mass shooting spree, killing two people and injuring eleven others at the Good Luck Have Fun Game Bar, which was hosting a Madden NFL 19 livestream tournament.
Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting so-called “media” members, the very worst people, have been spending all of their time emphasizing the fact that a gun was used to kill and injure the gunman’s victims. Isn’t it oh-so-convenient that none of the fake news accounts of this story have focused for one solitary second on the fact that video games were the cause of this shooting????!!!!!?????
The shooting took place at a video game tournament so that should be proof enough. In addition to that, we’re sure the shooter probably played Duck Hunt on the old-school Nintendo 8-bit system endlessly throughout his childhood, and the relentless killing in that game obviously desensitized him to the wanton murder of innocent ducks and spurred him to increase his killing efficiency because of the dog who would pop its head up and laughingly taunt him every time he missed a duck with his gun!!!!!!! Is it any surprise that Nintendo’s Duck Hunt nurtured a young psychopath who then made the leap from killing ducks to killing human beings today????!!!!???? NO, IT ISN’T A SURPRISE!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to the spineless cowards in the democrat party and their overlords, the avaricious death merchants in the video game industry, to once and for all put an end to this senseless violence!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shooting at video game tournament in Jacksonville leaves two dead
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/26/us/jacksonville-madden-shooting/index.html
8/25/2018
8/23/2018
Lindsey ‘The Fist Of Justice’ Graham strikes again!!!!!!
Lindsey Graham from our Seneca NSPA chapter stepped forward today once again as a noble warrior for truth and justice as he bravely defended President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) from that truculent turncoat Jeff Sessions!!!!!
I first met Patriot Graham 20 years ago when he joined the NSPA just around the time he was bravely declaring the need to impeach Bill Clinton for the shame and disgrace he was bringing to the office of the President. I could never figure out back then why everybody insisted on calling him ‘The Fist.’ When I asked his friends and associates why they called him ‘The Fist’, everybody would roll their eyes and laugh at me. Then it dawned on me!!!!!!! Everybody must be calling him ‘The Fist’ because he is like a Fist Of Justice hammering away at cowardice and hypocrisy!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have men like Patriot Trump and Patriot Graham in Washington everyday to fight for the sanctity and honor of the office of the President!!!!!
LINDSEY GRAHAM SELLS OUT JEFF SESSIONS
http://www.actionnewsnow.com/content/national/491613991.html?ref=991
8/22/2018
8/20/2018
8/19/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the corrosive effects of gay marriage and feminism are destroying real marriages!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Dylan Lee from our Hartford City NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) aggravated battery, intimidation, pointing a firearm and criminal recklessness after he allegedly shot his wife (they had just married last weekend) during an argument in their home. See, according to the lying, disgusting, so-called “media”, Patriot Lee and his wife were arguing about chores when he allegedly pulled out a gun and shot her phone.
Patriot Lee tried to explain to the “authorities” who were conducting the WITCH HUNT against him that he then accidentally shot her as she tried to reach for the gun. Sure enough, these despicable “authorities” totally ignored Patriot Lee’s explanation because the whole system is rigged against him, and they were bound and determined to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!! Look, it’s not like she died or anything because she is in a hospital in Ft. Wayne so we don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, all marriages have their ups and downs, but women who have been brainwashed by the deceit of feminism are now conditioned to abandon their wifely duties at the very first sign of distress!!!!!
See, what everybody (except those of us here at the NSPA) is forgetting is that all of this arguing and shooting between Patriot Lee and his wife occurred after gay marriage became legal in America, and we here at the NSPA have been warning everybody for years that acceptance of gay marriage would destroy the sanctity of real marriages and would lead to the horrible dissolution of real marriages, exactly like what has happened to Patriot Lee and his wife!!!!!!!!! (I actually do want to say I told you so!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Well, we can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because he respects the sanctity of real marriage and will protect it by getting non-activist judges on the Supreme Court to overturn the legality of gay marriages before there is any further damage done!!!!!!!!!!
Groom says he accidentally shot his new wife
https://www.wthr.com/article/groom-says-he-accidentally-shot-his-new-wife
8/18/2018
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Donald 1 – LeBron 0 !!!!!!!!! We keep winning!!!!!!!
Donald J. Trump’s takedown of LeBron James on Twitter tonight is yet another example of how those of us in the insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy movement always come out on top!!!!!!! We here at the National Small Penis Association want to thank Patriot Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) for proving to the world once again the supremacy of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/31/2018
7/29/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested in a WITCH HUNT basically just for being a Christian!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Timothy Wayne Johnson from our Solvang NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) making criminal threats, assault with a deadly weapon, possession of an assault weapon in California (thank you, Governor Moonbeam…NOT!!!!!), possession of a silencer, possession of a large-capacity magazine and carrying a loaded firearm in public after he allegedly pointed a gun at a person’s head while making threats and was later found in possession of a .22 caliber rifle, an AK-47 rifle, two handguns, a large cache of ammunition and a high-capacity AK-47 ammo drum.
See, according to the so-called Santa Barbara County “Sheriff’s” Department who were obviously colluding with the lying, disgusting “media”, Patriot Johnson went on the lam after they were called to investigate the totally fake news report that he had been pointing a gun at a person’s head while making threats to shoot. Sure enough, the “authorities” believed this immediately because they are always going to racially profile an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun and reflexively view him as a threat!!!!!! Worse yet, the “authorities” bought into the obviously fake reports that he was intoxicated and then made a big deal out of the fact that he had posted a statement on social media that read “I’ll see you in the afterlife,” which they interpreted as a suicidal statement. So, right on cue, they hunted him down like a common criminal, confiscated all of his firearms and locked him in jail!!!!!!!
It is clear to us here at the NSPA headquarters in Akron, OH that Patriot Johnson has been victimized by a WITCH HUNT conducted by 3 angry members of the California democrat party (Jerry Brown, Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein) who wanted to confiscate his guns and punish him for being a Christian. See, his “See you in the afterlife,” post on social media was obviously his joyous declaration of his Christian faith and his excitement over the eternal bliss he and all of his fellow Christians will enjoy while sitting by Jesus’ heavenly throne!!!!!!!! Then they wanted to confiscate all of his guns so there would be one less Good Guy With A Gun in their midst who might stop all of their buddies in MS-13 from raping and killing REAL Americans because their electoral chances in the November midterms will be better if there are fewer REAL Americans who can vote!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to protect the rights of Christian WHITE men like Patriot Johnson and to fight back against the shameless attempts of the democrat party to suppress the vote of members of the Republican party!!!!!!!!
Man Arrested on Suspicion of Pointing Gun at Victim’s Head While Making Threats in Solvang
7/28/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to teach an irresponsible girl not to tie up 911 with frivolous calls that could delay responses to real emergencies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Dwayne Hash from our Bluefield NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) child abuse creating risk of injury and wanton endangerment involving a firearm after he allegedly assaulted a 13-year-old girl and threatened to kill her with his gun. See, according to the lying, disgusting “media”, all this nonsense started when Patriot Hash allegedly assaulted his wife by striking her with his fists and then pulled a gun on her. Then they claim Patriot Hash turned his attention on a 13-year-old girl in the house who witnessed the so-called “assault” of his wife. Then, without placing Patriot Hash’s alleged actions in any context, they allege that Patriot Hash struck the girl, dragged her by the hair and pointed his gun at her and threatened to kill her when she attempted to call 911 to stop the “assault” of his wife.
Well, here we go again, this is just another example of the lying, disgusting “media” trying to gaslight their gullible viewers by applying their ridiculously transparent propagandist spin on the facts of a story to create an alternate reality untouched by truth and accountability. See, we heard from the other members of our Bluefield NSPA chapter that Patriot Hash had allegedly pulled the gun on the 13-year-old girl when she attempted to call 911 to make sure she simply understood the importance of not tying up the 911 line with a frivolous call which could delay the police from responding to a REAL crisis!!!!!!
See, instead of “assaulting” his wife, Patriot Hash had simply been making sure she understood the Biblical teachings about wives being obedient to their husbands. So, unless you don’t believe in the words of Christ as they are documented in the Good Book, it is perfectly clear there was no emergency taking place and absolutely no reason to call 911!!!! Then Patriot Hash only wanted to impress upon the 13-year-old girl the importance of only using 911 for REAL emergencies because somebody at that very moment might have been trying to call 911 to report that MS-13 members were running around Bluefield on a rape and killing spree!!!!!!! Sure enough, though, Nancy Pelosi and George Soros would rather have the police harass a Good Guy With A Gun rather than stop these beasts who strolled across the border from Mexico in order to kill Americans!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to build his big, beautiful wall along the border to keep MS-13 out so the police can finally get around the important work of locking up Crooked Hillary!!!!!!!!!!!
Man charged with child abuse after allegedly brandishing gun at juvenile
7/25/2018
7/24/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a KISS fan!!!!!!!!!!
Todd Randall Gilb from our St. Cloud NSPA chapter was just charged with (get this) 2nd degree assault with a weapon, making terroristic threats, domestic assault-by strangulation and three other counts of domestic assault after he allegedly choked a woman and threatened her with a gun. See, according to the lying, disgusting “media”, Patriot Gilb became angry with a woman, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground. This caused Patriot Gilb’s beer to spill, and he allegedly ordered her to lick it up. Patriot Gilb then allegedly grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground and choked her until she became unconscious. Then in a separate incident, Patriot Gilb allegedly pointed a gun at her and threatened to shoot her.
Sure enough, this is just another example of the lying, disgusting, fake news “media” plying their dirty, filthy trade and acts as a reminder that what you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening. See, we heard from the other members of our St. Cloud NSPA chapter that what actually happened is that Patriot Gilb is a huge KISS fan, and he had simply been trying to choreograph a fan video he planned to make for his favorite KISS song, ‘Lick It Up’, so he could upload it on his KISS fan page.
So when Patriot Gilb allegedly pointed to the beer and told the woman to lick it up, he was actually showing how much he supports woman by having her lick up beer rather than playing into the tawdry sexual connotations about what is being licked up in the song’s title. Sure enough, though, the alt-left globalist (if you know what I mean) “media” overlords would not allow Patriot Gilb to be portrayed as the Good Guy With A Gun that he really is!!!!! No, instead they had to peddle a fake news character assassination against Patriot Gilb!!!!! SICK!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to call out these shameless, witch hunting lie merchants before they destroy America!!!!!!!
POLICE: MAN CHOKED WOMAN, POINTED GUN
http://knsiradio.com/news/local-news/police-man-choked-woman-pointed-gun
7/22/2018
7/19/2018
INSECURE, SMALL-PENISED, WHITE GUYS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association is proud to make public the relationship we and President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) and our brothers at the National Rifle Association have been cultivating with Russia for years to extend our mission of championing the rights of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys beyond the shores of America to establish a new world order that finally respects the rights of our kind to be in charge and puts all of society’s subversive elements (do I even need to list them???!!!!???) in their proper place!!!!!!!!!! #TOMORROWBELONGSTOME
7/17/2018
Good Guy With A Gun hunted as if he were a witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adrian Haffner from our Marietta NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault and aggressive driving after he allegedly pulled a gun and threatened to shoot a mother of four in another car on South Cobb Drive in what the so-called “victim” referred to as an incident of (get this) “extreme road rage”!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #herewegoagain
See, all this nonsense started when an accident on South Cobb Drive (probably caused by a woman driver putting on her makeup or gabbing away with her empty-headed prattle on her cell phone or by a desperate Mexican murder and rapist who ran into heavy traffic while trying to run away from an ICE agent) caused traffic to back up Friday afternoon.
Well, Patriot Haffner’s alleged “victim” claimed she changed lanes and let Patriot Haffner over to ease his way out of the traffic jam. She then claimed Patriot Haffner gave her the middle finger, pulled a gun and tried to shoot her. Then, believe it or not, she called 911 and followed Patriot Haffner’s car so she could provide the dispatcher his license plate and a picture of his car.
#busybody
Sure enough, the gullible dupes in the Marietta “Police” Department completely fell for her story and arrested Patriot Haffner because, as we all know, it is still open season on insecure, small-penised, WHITE men in America, even with President Donald J. Trump, charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter, in the White House!!!!! Then one of the propaganda patsies from the Marietta “Police” Department had the unmitigated gall to say, “The suspect pulled out a loaded handgun and pointed it repeatedly at the other driver.” I mean, absolutely everybody who watched him say this knew he was obviously lying!!!!!! How horrifying and unsettling is it to see somebody in a position of authority and responsibility like this lie so openly and brazenly????!!!!?????
See, what really burns us up here at the NSPA headquarters is that other members from our Marietta NSPA chapter told us Patriot Haffner was extremely strong and powerful in his denial of any involvement in this “road rage” incident!!!!!!! However, right on cue, the lying, disgusting “media” ignored this so they can pursue their anti-gun agenda by conducting their WITCH HUNT to destroy the life of another Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!
Man points gun at woman during road rage incident, police say
7/8/2018
National Small Penis Association organized student-led gun rights rally in Washington that drew the largest audience ever to witness a student-led gun-related rally, period, both in person and around the globe!!!!!!!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association has been off-line for the past few days because we were busy organizing this weekend’s massive student-led March For Our Rights pro-gun rights rally in Washington. Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting “media”, these are really the very worst people ever, tried to peddle the fake news narrative that we had an embarrassingly sparse turnout that was dwarfed by the turnout for the George Soros-funding, gun-hating March For Our Lives so-called “rally”, which was really nothing more than a juvenile delinquent group temper tantrum!!!!!!! They had the gall to use misrepresentative photographs to minimize the enormous support we had at our rally. These attempt to lessen the enthusiasm for our rally are shameful and wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organizers of pro-gun rallies lament low turnout
https://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2018/07/organizers_of_pro-gun_rallies.html
7/5/2018
Our Man Trump takes a stand against the enemy agents, with whom Crooked Hillary suspiciously seeks constantly to curry favor, who plot to destroy America!!!!!!! WE KEEP WINNING!!!!!!!
Excuse our break in format as we take a victory lap to celebrate the courage of Donald J. Trump, charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter, for his epic takedown of the hateful harpies in the #MeToo movement tonight in Montana!!!!!! It fills our masculine Christian hearts with pride to see Patriot Trump hereby declare “ENOUGH” and bravely step forward to speak the truth and stand up to these bullies who spread their deceit and hate with the singular goal to obliterate all that used to make America great!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Patriot Trump in the White House to protect us from the evil elements who seek to ruin us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trump mocks #MeToo movement in Montana rally
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-mocks-metoo-movement-in-montana-rally/2018/07/05/fad40ce2-80b3-11e8-b660-4d0f9f0351f1_story.html?utm_term=.eba6baa15bed
7/4/2018
Good Guy With A Gun is the latest victim of the horrific lack of civility from out of control liberals and the Deep State’s quest to confiscate our guns!!!!!!!!
Allen Dale Green from our Huntley NSPA chapter was hauled into Yellowstone County District Court yesterday and was (get this) stripped of his gun rights and ordered to pay $1,1369.50 in restitution and a $10,000 fine just because he shot and killed his tenant’s 10-month-old border collie and threatened to shoot the puppy’s 13-year-old owner!!!!!! Frankly, we’re surprised Patriot Green wasn’t also fined for failing to give the 13-year-old girl a participation trophy!!!!! WOMP WOMP!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started way back on August 2, 2017 (it must be that the so-called “authorities” in Yellowstone County haven’t had anything better to do over the past year, like guarding against violent Canadian gang members trying to sneak across the border into Montana, so they’ve relentlessly harassed and persecuted Patriot Green) while Patriot Green was on his lawnmower tending to sheep on his rural property when his tenant’s puppy began barking, according to reporting in the Billings Gazette.
Well, as Patriot Green later explained to the “sheriff’s deputies” who were sent to “investigate” (it was totally rigged from the beginning) what happened, he had understandably become upset with all of the noise the puppy was making so he simply retrieved his rifle and shot and killed the puppy, which was tethered outside.
Well, right on cue, his tenant’s 13-year-old daughter took her marching orders from Maxine Waters and began yelling and swearing at the defenseless Patriot Green in a disgusting and shameful display of a complete lack of civility!!!!!!!! Patriot Green rightly explained in court yesterday that he “couldn’t stand” the girl’s verbal attack.
Even though the judge had an American last name, his mother must have been Mexican because he didn’t let Patriot Green walk straight out of court after hearing what he had been subjected to by the foul-mouthed girl and instead took away his right to have a gun, ordered him to pay the costs his tenant incurred by moving out of his apartment and then smacked him with a $10,000 fine.
These activist judges are almost as much of an enemy to the people as the lying, disgusting so-called “media”!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure we get the right kind of judges who respect the Constitution and, more importantly, the Good Book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Landlord loses gun rights after shooting and killing tenant’s barking puppy west of Huntley
https://billingsgazette.com/…/article_22d4f8e1-e919-5e44-8a…
7/3/2018
National Small Penis Association members Jim Jordan and Dennis Hastert announce plans for the NSPA’s first annual summer wrestling camp for teenage boys to help them develop taut, sinewy, muscular bodies and good Christian souls!!!!!!!!
While advocacy of gun rights for insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who compensate for their sense of inadequacy through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms will always be the primary focus of the National Small Penis Association, the NSPA is thrilled to announce Jim Jordan from our Urbana NSPA chapter and Dennis Hastert from our Chicago NSPA chapter will be holding a wrestling clinic at our Akron, OH national headquarters from 7/21-7/28 as a way to develop the bodies and Christian souls of our next generation of the NSPA!!!!!
Not only do Patriots Jordan and Hastert have lifetimes of success on the wrestling mat, but more importantly they have decades of experience as brave Christian warriors who have tirelessly defended the sanctity of marriage and protected fetuses and children from those who would harm them!!!!!!!!!!! We just keep proving every single day why we are so much better than those degenerates in the democrat party who love MS-13 more than Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!
GOP Rep. Jim Jordan denies accusations he turned a blind eye to alleged sexual abuse
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/03/politics/jim-jordan-sexual-abuse-allegations-ohio-congress/index.html
7/2/2018
7/1/2018
6/27/2018
6/26/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Dictator Obama and the democrat party were horrible deal makers and allowed China to rape the American economy!!!!!!!
George Christopher Virgin from our Palm Coast NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) domestic battery and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after he allegedly shot his girlfriend in one of her ears at the couples’ home, but this is just another fake news account of what happened peddled by the dishonest alt-left crowd who know nothing about civility because they are still so bitter about Hillary losing!!!!! SAD!!!!
See, according to Patriot Virgin’s girlfriend (and you know how mean-spirited and dishonest girlfriends can be!!!!), Patriot Virgin allegedly began to argue with her about her son. Then she claimed Patriot Virgin became furious with her after she ordered Chinese food from the Great Wall restaurant because he felt the food was too expensive. She then said Patriot Virgin allegedly hit her in the face twice and explained “this was a normal thing he would do when they argued,” according to the fake news report filed by the so-called Flagler County Sheriff’s Office!!!!!
She then called the Great Wall restaurant to address the pricing issue to placate Patriot Virgin. While she was on the phone, she claimed she noticed Patriot Virgin standing in front of her, pointing a gun at her face. When she tried to smack the gun away from her face, she said Patriot Virgin’s gun went off and shot her in the ear. Right on cue, the alt-left goon squad from the so-called Flagler County Sheriff’s Office swarmed all over the home and treated Patriot Virgin like a common criminal and arrested him because they would like nothing more than to confiscate his gun and lock him up in jail so he can’t vote in the mid-term elections because the totally sick and disgusting democrat party depends upon voter suppression tricks and 3rd party meddling to win elections!!!! SICK!!!!
The real story here, though, is that none of this would have ever happened and Patriot Virgin would be free today if Dictator Obama and his totally corrupt democrat party underlings hadn’t put together the very worst, without a doubt, trade deals the world has ever seen. See, the obvious price gouging the Great Wall restaurant forced upon Patriot Virgin and his girlfriend is just one small example of the $800 trillion annual trade deficit America has with China because of those horrible, the very worst in the history of the world, trade deals established by Dictator Obama!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) in the White House to teach China a thing or two about how to conduct international trade!!!!!! Not only will this be an easy win for us against China, it also means no more Good Guys With A Gun will ever again be punished by Dictator Obama’s totally horrible trade deals, which made America the mistrusted laughingstock of the world!!!!!!
Palm Coast man allegedly shoots girlfriend in ear during argument
6/25/2018
The National Small Penis Association is back online!!!!!!
We here at the NSPA headquarters are pleased to announce we are back to fight for the rights of insecure, small-penised, WHITE guys who compensate for their insecurities and constantly gnawing sense of disappointment with how their lives have turned out through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms!!!!!!! We have not been engaged in our online advocacy efforts recently because we have been busy acting as consultants with President Donald J. Trump (charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) to help him enact his family separation plan at the Mexican border in order to keep America safe!!!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!
The Government Had No Intention of Reuniting Separated Families
6/10/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was the victim of oh-so-typical left-wing, immature name calling!!!!!!
Kenneth Reese from our College Station NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) driving while intoxicated and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a gun at an employee of a fast food restaurant and made a comment about “shooting this place up” after he and a woman arrived at the restaurant’s closing time and became upset when the employees refused to serve them….or at least that’s what the fake news, gun-hating “media” would have you believe!!!!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our College Station NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that one of the restaurant employees started laughing at Patriot Reese as she was closing up and called over her coworkers to point out that she thought Patriot Reese looked like the offspring who would be produced if John Krasinski and Colin Farrell conceived a baby as a result of having homosexual relations!!!!!!
Well, given the circumstances, it is perfectly understandable why Patriot Reese allegedly pulled the gun on the cruel, cackling employee in this case. I mean, was he supposed to just stand there and take that junior high school-level insult in front of his woman????!!!!???? Isn’t it disgusting how those godless liberals on the left always sink to this type of absurdly childish name calling to denigrate a Good Guy With A Gun??????!!!!!??? SAD!!!!!! Isn’t it even more shameful that the lying, disgusting “media” would so willingly go along with this obviously biased news coverage in order to push their liberal agenda???!!!!???? SICK!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to call out this undignified liberal name calling and fake news drive by “journalism” and to restore some class to the office of the Presidency after it was totally trashed during the 8 years of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the office!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!!!!
Man accused of pointing gun at fast-food employee charged with aggravated assault
6/7/2018
5/28/2018
The National Small Penis Association salutes our nation’s heroes on this Memorial Day, like President Donald J. Trump, who bravely served at the New York Military Academy, and he would have totally turned the tide of the Vietnam War if he hadn’t been prevented from going there after being stricken with the debilitating curse of bone spurs!!!!! SAD!!!!! I mean, he would have rushed into the tunnels of Cu Chi without a gun to disarm and totally kill all of those Viet Cong!!!!!!!
Also, he never would have been taken as a prisoner of war because he is not some lame loser. Furthermore, he’s a deal maker, and he would have developed the Hanoi Hilton into the classiest, most luxurious P.O.W. camp in Vietnam if he hadn’t been prevented from going there because of his bone spurs!!!!!!!!!!! #whatmighthavebeen
5/27/2018
Good Guy With A Gun victimized by a WITCH HUNT inflicted upon him by the vindictive CROOKED HILLARY SQUAD!!!!!!!!
Lenny Dykstra from our Linden NSPA chapter and former New York Mets superstar was arrested early Wednesday morning and charged with (get this) making terroristic threats and multiple drug possession charges after he allegedly put a gun to the head of an Uber driver and threatened to shoot him.
Now, if you believe the lying, disgusting so-called media, they’re really the worst people, many people say, you believe Patriot Dykstra became enraged when the Uber driver refused his request to change destinations in the middle of the ride. Sure enough, the snowflake Uber driver parked his car and ran like a little baby to get the “police” in order to concoct this obviously totally fake story about the gun to cover up for his poor customer service so he could explain away the 1-star review Patriot Dykstra was surely going to give him!!!!! Isn’t it amazing how some people can never take responsibility for their own failures and always have to point blame at others because they suffer from a noxious mix of raging narcissism and bottomless insecurity?????!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Well, sure enough, the so-called “authorities” couldn’t find Patriot Dykstra’s gun so they obviously planted the cocaine, marijuana and ecstasy they claimed they found on him because they were obviously bound and determined to arrest a Good Guy With A Gun even if they couldn’t find a gun on him!!!!!
The following day, Patriot Dykstra went on Twitter and quoted Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’ by tweeting, “But I keep cruising, can’t stop, won’t stop moving. It’s like I got this music in my mind, sayin’ gonna be alright.”
So now we know why the “authorities” are conducting a ruthless WITCH HUNT against Patriot Dykstra. See, Patriot Dykstra is obviously a Taylor Swift Squad supporter, and it is well known Taylor Swift has an ongoing feud with Katy Perry, and Katy Perry was a vocal supporter of Crooked Hillary’s 2016 campaign so any enemy of the Katy Perry Squad is automatically going to be an enemy of the Crooked Hillary Squad so Crooked Hillary obviously had an axe to grind with Patriot Dykstra so she ordered the WITCH HUNT to take him down!!!!!! SICK!!!!
This all makes perfect sense, particularly when you consider this is exactly the same sort of WITCH HUNT that Crooked Hillary, Dictator Obama and their Deep State thugs have unleashed against President Donald J. Trump with their fake news Russian collusion probe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that the American public is finally seeing through these ridiculous WITCH HUNTS against AMERICAN PATRIOTS like President Donald J. Trump and Lenny Dykstra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LENNY DYKSTRA ARRESTED ALLEGEDLY PULLED GUN ON UBER DRIVER
… Had Coke and Molly
http://www.tmz.com/…/lenny-dkystra-arrested-allegedly-pull…/
5/23/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he simply tried to protect his sweet and innocent girlfriend!!!!!!
William C. Ingle, 21-years-old, from our Piqua NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and arraigned this morning in the Miami County Court of Common Pleas (or Witch Hunt Headquarters as we call it!!!!) to face charges of (get this) making false alarms after he allegedly called the so-called Piqua “Police” Department and made threats to carry out a school shooting and referring to other school shootings as “amateurs.” Sure enough, right on cue, the hateful “authorities”, these are really horrible people, just the worst, many people say, made Patriot Ingle Public Enemy #1 so they could misinform the public about this case in order to initiate their WITCH HUNT against him!!!!!!!
See, the “authorities” very conveniently failed to report why Patriot Ingle allegedly threatened to shoot up the junior high school. See, Patriot Ingle allegedly tried to explain to the authorities that he had threatened to shoot up the school because his 14-year-old girlfriend was being bullied at the junior high school!!!!!
See, the alt-left hate merchants who are crucifying Patriot Ingle are doing this out of the undying spite they still hold against Roy Moore because they cannot accept the pure Christian love an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy can have for a sweet, innocent girl!!!!!! SAD!!!!! We suppose these depraved, America-hating deplorables would rather have Patriot Ingle love another grown man instead of a sweet, young Christian girl because they want to destroy the family unit!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to protect the family unit and REAL AMERICANS like Patriot Ingle!!!!!!!
Documents: Piqua man, 21, made school shooting threat after girlfriend, 14, was bullied
https://www.whio.com/…/police-piqua…/KnCIevE85SZcGZ5W5zsjVM/
5/19/2018
National Small Penis Association member speaks truth to power and stands up to the evil door manufacturing and exit sign manufacturing lobbies to save our children!!!!!!!!!!!!
Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick from our Austin NSPA chapter demonstrated rare political courage yesterday when he stepped forward to call out the real culprits behind the mass shooting at Santa Fe High School that left 10 people dead and another 10 wounded even though he surely understood this heroic act would unleash a monstrously amoral backlash from the craven and avaricious sub-humans who profit from the cause of the suffering needlessly forced upon the residents of Santa Fe, Texas!!!!!!
See, Patriot Patrick called out the door manufacturing and exit sign manufacturing lobbies who have a stranglehold on school construction because they own so many of the state and federal politicians when he pointed out at a press conference in the aftermath of the shooting that all of the schools in Texas have too many entrances and exits for armed guards to be able to monitor. Patriot Patrick boldly pointed out that this school shooting maybe would not have happened if there had only been one entrance to the school!!!!!
There, he said it. He said the one thing that everybody knows is behind these school shootings but until now has been unspoken because of unmitigated political cowardice!!!!!!! We here at the National Small Penis Association call on all of our fellow NSPA Patriots to stand with Patriot Patrick to once and for all hold these politicians who have unforgivably done nothing for decades to stop these shootings accountable!!!!!!!!!
This will not be an easy fight because these enemies we fight lack souls and will sink to any depth to maintain their power and wealth. However, we must do this because we must save our children, no matter the personal cost we may face!!!!!
Texas Lt. Gov. Says ‘Too Many Entrances’ Possibly To Blame In School Shooting
5/17/2018
5/13/2018
5/10/2018
National Small Penis Association member totally takes down Songbird John McCain for being a snowflake when it comes to torture!!!!!!!!!!!
5/6/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being proud of his cultural heritage!!!!!!!!
Braxton Michael Gray from our Hartford City, Indiana NSPA chapter was arrested way back on April 23 and was finally charged a few days ago with (get this) intimidation, a Level 5 felony carrying a maximum six-year prison term, and is now forced to wait until August 14 for what will obviously be a totally rigged trial because the so-called activist judges with the Blackford Circuit Court seemingly exist solely to confiscate guns from Good Guys With A Gun and to destroy their lives!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when some window watching busybody in Patriot Gray’s apartment complex called the so-called Hartford City “Police” Department to report a man with a gun at the complex, and the dispatcher completely fell for the caller’s hysterical exaggeration and sent a bunch of obviously alt-left, gun-hating “officers” to the scene. Sure enough, just like it always happens, the officers saw an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy with a gun and reflexively racially profiled him as a dangerous criminal so they arrested him and confiscated his gun just because he had pointed it at another man!!!!!
Now, if you listen to the lying, disgusting “media”, you believe Patriot Gray allegedly confessed to the “police” that “stuff was said that should not have been said” before he pointed the shotgun at the other man and that he told the other man, “I’ll shoot you where you stand.” If you ask me, this sounds like fake news created to cover up the truth. See, the lying, disgusting media made a point of downplaying the most important aspect of this case. See, Patriot Gray’s mother who was also on the scene tried to explain to the “police” that her son had pointed his shotgun at the other man because he was upset when he woke up and was still in Hartford City, not back in his home state of Mississippi. That sounds totally reasonable to us!!!!
See, first the politically correct, cowardly “authorities” want to erase the proud heritage of the Confederacy by tearing down the statues of our generals who heroically defended the South during the War of Northern Aggression, and now they want to outlaw our cultural heritage by making it a crime for a Good Guy With A Gun to freely express his love for Mississippi!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to recognize the many fine people who aren’t ashamed to proclaim their love of the South from the time when America was truly GREAT, and under his leadership we have a chance to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Son pointed shotgun because he woke up in Hartford City, not Mississippi
5/3/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of showboating crippled people who want us to believe they are athletes!!!!!!!!! AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandt Summitt from our Martinsville NSPA chapter was arrested this past Saturday morning and charged with (get this) pointing a loaded firearm at another person (a level 6 felony in Indiana), public intoxication and resisting law enforcement. Sure enough, though, this is just another case of the so-called “authorities” going on a WITCH HUNT to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun so they can confiscate his gun while pushing political correctness down our throats!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started early Saturday morning when members of the Greenwood “Police” Department were dispatched to the Barn at Bay Horse Inn for a report of an intoxicated man in the parking lot with a gun. According to the lying“witnesses”, Patriot Summitt was intoxicated and had pulled out a handgun while telling a woman to “back the fuck up.” They then claimed Patriot Summitt pointed the gun at his pregnant wife and another man in the parking lot. Then they made a big point of saying Patriot Summitt waved his gun around before running into the woods.
Well, sure enough, the “officers” fell for these stories and sent their K9 unit to hunt down Patriot
Summitt in the nearby woods where he was probably just trying to sleep on the ground, but camping is apparently now an illegal activity in Indiana!!! SAD!!! Right on cue, they arrested Patriot Summitt and confiscated his fully loaded Glock 27 .40 caliber pistol. Then they forced him to submit to a blood alcohol test, and he blew a .238, which is 3 times the legal limit in Indiana.
The thing that burns us up is the failure of the lying, disgusting “media” to report what forced Patriot to become so intoxicated in the first place, which in turn caused him to brandish his gun. See, we heard from the other members of our Martinsville NSPA chapter that Patriot Summitt has been haunted for the past two months by the horrifying images he was subjected to when he accidentally came across coverage of the Paralympics while flipping through the tv channels back in March. He found it tough to watch those deformed people stumbling down the ski slopes and wobbling around the skating rinks!!!! The only way Patriot Summitt can temporarily erase these gruesome nightmare images from his mind is by succumbing to the oblivion of intoxication!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to the insidious forces of political correctness (who force us to treat the Paralympics as a real sporting event) and to call out the Paralympics as the freak show it is. If you want to see real athleticism, keep your eyes on Patriot Trump!!!!! He can throw a dead spiral through a tire!!!! He can go to Madison Square Garden, with a topcoat, standing in the key, hitting foul shots and swishing them!!!! He sinks 3-foot putts!!!! Let’s see any of the crippled people from the Paralympics (who are tough to watch!) pull off any of those feats!!!!!
Martinsville Police Officer on Leave, Accused of Pointing Gun at People
http://www.wibc.com/news/local-news/martinsville-police-officer-leave-accused-pointing-gun-people
5/1/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for the “horrible crime” of trying to rescue two abducted children!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Matthew Golden from our Kearney NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) assault with intent to inflict serious injury, intimidation with a dangerous weapon and possession of marijuana after he allegedly rammed the back of a van and fired two shots at it on Interstate 80 in Altoona, Iowa. However, sure enough, the truth is that the lying, disgusting “media” and the left-wing, anti-gun goons in the so-called Altoona “Police” Department colluded to conduct a WITCH HUNT to frame Patriot Golden as a criminal when he was doing nothing more than acting like a responsible Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!!!!!
See, all this rigged nonsense started early one morning recently when Patriot Golden was driving along Interstate 80 and heard an Amber alert for two abducted children being transported in a silver sedan with Illinois plates. Well, Patriot Golden didn’t see a silver sedan with Illinois plates, but he did see a white van with Florida plates so he figured he better take decisive action to make sure those two children weren’t in the van because he’s not like one of those timid, liberal eggheads who insist on obtaining verifiable evidence and crossing every “t” and dotting every “i” before taking action!!!!!!!
So Patriot Golden simply allegedly rammed his car into the back of the van and fired two shots at it. When the Altoona “Police” arrived to the scene, they found Patriot Golden stripped to his underwear lying face-down in the road. Well, we figure he probably took his clothes off in order to give them to the children in case they were in the van and naked and being taken to that sex ring in the basement of that pizza shop in Washington, D.C. that Crooked Hillary was operating!!!!!!!!!
Well, it turned out the two abducted children weren’t in the van so the Altoona “Police” used that as an excuse to arrest Patriot Golden and confiscate his two guns!!!! See, it always comes down to gun confiscation!!!!!! Furthermore, what would have happened if the two children had been in the van and Patriot Golden hadn’t done anything to save them???!!!??? See, the low-information, gun-hating liberals never have an answer for a question like that.
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to show what a brave and bold man who doesn’t pussyfoot around trying to gather an endless list of useless “facts” before taking action can accomplish!!!!!!
Iowa police: Amber alert leads Missouri man to ram, shoot at van
http://cbs2iowa.com/news/local/iowa-police-alert-leads-missouri-man-to-ram-shoot-at-van
4/29/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Dictator Obama was a total disaster (the worst we’ve ever seen, many people say) with the American economy and totally destroyed the lint roller industry in America with all of his senseless, job-killing regulations!!!!!!!!
Craig Tull from our Casselberry NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with (get this) aggravated battery, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and robbery after he allegedly shot at his roommate and then jabbed him in the rib cage with the gun after his roommate failed to clean his cat’s hair off a couch in the house.
Sure enough, the overly reactive, anti-gun members of the so-called Casselberry “Police” Department rushed to the scene and hauled Patriot Tull off to jail without investigating the root cause of this incident because they only cared about confiscating his gun and providing cover for the thankfully deposed Dictator Obama.
See, we heard from the other members of our Casselberry NSPA chapter that Patriot Tull’s roommate would have cleaned up after his cat, but he couldn’t find a lint roller to purchase anywhere because Dictator Obama completely destroyed the lint roller industry in America with an endless series of job-killing regulations because didn’t care about American workers and was the absolute worst deal maker ever!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to end all of these senseless regulations in order to make the Lint Roller Industry Great Again!!!!!!!!
Man shoots at roommate for not picking up cat hair, Casselberry PD says
4/25/2018
4/19/2018
Members of the Syracuse University National Small Penis Association chapter crucified by the campus snowflakes basically for engaging in a harmless team-building exercise!!!!!
Well, the political correctness police who hold tyrannical sway over universities across America have pulled their puppet strings to destroy the lives of all the members of our Syracuse University NSPA chapter (aka the Theta Tau fraternity) in order to create a safe space for all of the elitist snowflakes there. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting, socialistic, so-called college “newspaper” at Syracuse pushed their alt-left agenda by posting the fraternity’s video of a simple team-building exercise for all the university to see and by shrouding it in air of fake outrage just to get more clicks on their totally failing website!!!!!
See, if you don’t allow yourself to get caught up in the paper’s false narrative and watch the video on the “paper’s” website with an open mind, you’ll see that these future leaders of the National Small Penis Association did nothing that we here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters didn’t already do during our team-building exercises at our most recent corporate retreat!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in our fraternity of the insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy movement because we know he will always have our backs because he always thinks of others before he thinks of himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SU suspends Theta Tau fraternity after video of ‘extremely racist’ behavior surfaces
4/17/2018
4/16/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a Good Neighbor With A Gun!!!!!!!!!!
Garrett Noll from our Festus NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) second-degree assault after he allegedly shot a woman who he suspected had burglarized his neighbor’s house. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” and the shock troops from the so-called Jefferson County “Sheriff’s” Office colluded in a slimeball attempt to make Patriot Noll appear to be an impossibly impulsive buffoon lacking the slightest traces of common sense or emotional maturity who should never have access to any firearm, including a cap gun!!!!! See, when these insecure evil forces of the Deep State ever feel threatened by a Patriot willing to stand up to them, they reflexively resort to character assassination or lame schoolyard name calling in an always counter-productive attempt to discredit their ever-growing list of enemies!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when the always vigilant Patriot Noll noticed two strangers – a man and a woman – leaving his neighbor’s house and get into a vehicle. According to the fake news St. Louis “media” reports, Patriot Noll didn’t believe the pair had a legitimate reason to be in the house.
Well, Patriot Noll then took the one sensible course of action that any good neighbor would have followed in this situation. See, he ran out to the driveway and fired a warning shot as the car was backing out and then fired twice more. Well, one thing led to another and one of those bullets ended up in the head of the woman in the car. Then another thing led to another and it turned out the couple in the car were friends with Patriot Noll’s neighbor.
However, the point that is being missed in this story is what would have happened if Patriot Noll had not taken this decisive first strike action and the two people in the car had been murderous Mexicans or radical Islamic terrorists or Black Lives Matter activists????!!!!!!????? When the potential dangers are that significant, a Good Guy With A Gun understands he only has one choice, and that is to shoot his gun to protect his neighbors from being harmed by a dangerous interloper.
We can only thank Jesus Christ that have Donald J. Trump in the White house to bring some sense of sanity and order to America as the Deep State continues pushing its endless parade of witch hunts designed to destroy the lives of Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Noll!!!!!! DISGRACE!!!!!!
http://fox2now.com/2018/04/11/festus-man-charged-after-shooting-person-visiting-neighbors-house/
4/14/2018
4/13/2018
4/11/2018
National Small Penis Association member forced out of his job basically for just engaging in a little bit of harmless locker room talk!!!!!!!!
Jamie Allman from our St. Louis NSPA chapter and our favorite conservative commentator at the St. Louis Sinclair Broadcast Group ABC affiliate television station was crucified by the liberal political correctness police and coerced into resigning all because he simply sent out a hilarious tweet on Twitter in which he said he was preparing to sexually assault one of the teenage Parkland shooting survivors with a hot poker.
I mean, come on, that was just harmless locker room talk. We here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters frequently get together to take a shower after getting all sweaty after a night of fellowship at the Pro Armament Co. shooting range in Cuyahoga Falls. See, we just hardass each other by engaging in harmless locker room talk about grabbing women by the pussy and ramming sharp, heated objects into the rectums of teenage boys who survived a massacre. We’re just blowing off a little steam!!!! Where’s the harm in that???!!!!???
Sure enough, all of the effete, alt-left, arugula-loving, liberal snobs (like Dictator Obama) who have no idea about how real guys talk got all bent out of shape and cried for Patriot Allman’s head and now Patriot Allman’s life is in tatters!!!!! SICK!!!! SAD!!!! Masculinity is dead!!!! See, this is all a prelude to the alt-left’s goal of destroying President Donald J. Trump, the paragon of masculinity, with their witch hunt because they know they must wipe out masculinity in America to ensure the destruction of America to pave the way for a One World Government!!!!! SICK!!! We must not let this happen!!!!!!
Sinclair show canceled after commentator’s vulgar tweet about Parkland survivor David Hogg
4/9/2018
Get with the times and show your support!!!!! Ask your barber to give you The Trump!!!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association is proud to announce its partnership with the Great Clips chain of hairstyling salons to offer all NSPA members a 15% discount when they request The Trump haircut. In these harrowing times of the Deep State’s obsessive, relentless witch hunt against President Donald J. Trump, when the hours of the approaching day await those of us in the insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy movement like 24 blood-lusting Mexican banditos!!!!, what better way could there possibly be to show your courage to stand up against the George Soros-funded Deep State on Patriot Trump’s behalf than by proudly displaying The Trump hairstyle????!!!!!??? #resistthewitchhunt
4/8/2018
4/2/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing his ground against the Devil’s consorts!!!!!!!
Steven Mishow from our Cohasset NSPA chapter was obviously forced by government coercion into pleading guilty to two misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty for the so-called shooting murders of two of his neighbors’ cats, according to the totally biased Itasca County “authorities”, who we’re sure are a bunch of pieces of work who are obsessed with destroying the lives of Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started way back in October 2017 when these busybody Itasca County “authorities” began poking their noses into Patriot Mishow’s business all because one of his hysterical neighbors accused him of killing one of his cats and two cats belonging to another neighbor. Worse yet, one of Patriot Mishow’s backstabbing neighbors recorded him admitting to shooting cats, saying, “I will kill every fucking cat that comes in my yard.”
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So right on cue, the “authorities” began harassing Patriot Mishow and obviously browbeated him into admitting he hates cats and that he shot two of the three missing cats. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media is trying to hijack the narrative of this story so they can portray Patriot Mishow as some sort of pathetically emotionally immature and monstrously unstable baby-man who vents his self-pitying rage over his disappointments with how his life has turned out by spraying gunfire on defenseless, harmless creatures because these liberal ghouls always resort to character assassination to attack those who simply disagree with them!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
See, the truth is (we heard from the other members of our Cohasset NSPA chapter) that Patriot Mishow was simply trying to keep his neighbors safe from Satan’s sway because we all know cats are the Devil’s consort. Nicholas Remy, the NSPA’s favorite 16th century witch hunter (not like these modern-day fake witch hunters who assail President Trump every day!!!), wrote a book, ‘Demonolatry’, about this subject and documented the terrifying facts that the Devil frequently takes the form of a cat and that cats are demonic!!!!! Obviously, the liberal Itasca County “officials” hate God and would love nothing more than to turn their backs on Christ in order to defend the Devil’s companions!!!!!! SICK!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to promote Christian values in the face of all of the depravity that is still running rampant in America from all of the destruction done by Dictator Obama’s regime!!!!!!!
Man Pleads Guilty To Shooting Deaths Of Neighbors’ Cats
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2018/03/29/guilty-plea-shooting-cats/
3/31/2018
3/30/2018
3/29/2018
3/28/2018
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! National Small Penis Association member Michael Cohen steps up to pay for the border wall to keep America safe!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Cohen from our Manhattan NSPA chapter (and also the smartest, classiest and greatest attorney working for President Donald J. Trump, who is also a member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) has just agreed to pay the $70 billion required to build the border wall with Mexico because he is sick and tired of seeing the turncoat members of the democrat party block President Trump’s efforts to build the wall at every turn, according to a report we read on one of our favorite men’s rights movement chatrooms on Reddit!!!!!!!!!
See, we heard Patriot Cohen is so dedicated to helping President Donald J. Trump achieve his goal to stop all of the Mexican murderers and rapists who want to come to America to destroy us that he is willing to man up and pay for the wall out of his own pocket!!!!!! STRONG!!!!!! See, this is just further proof that if you want keep America safe, you’ve got to turn to an insecure, small-penised, WHITE guy!!!!!!!!!!!!
We will publish more details as they become available.
3/26/2018
3/25/2018
The National Small Penis Association totally wins the showdown with the juvenile delinquents in Washington, D.C. at March For Our Lives, which many people are saying didn’t have 1/8th of the record-breaking turnout that came to President Donald J. Trump’s inauguration!!!!!!!!! We just keep winning, and we haven’t begun to get tired yet from all this winning!!!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association was out in full force yesterday in front of the Trump International Hotel (the most beautiful, classiest hotel that has ever been built, many people are saying this) along the route for March For Our Lives to stand up to the selfish, easily manipulated, self-entitled, totally immature, name-calling, juvenile delinquents who were there to try to bully our brave and noble Christian Republican politicians into taking away our guns and crucifying the 2nd Amendment!!!!!!.
We had planned on standing side by side with our brothers in arms and small penises from the National Rifle Association, which had scheduled a 9 A.M. counter-rally (with Dana Loesch as the featured speaker!!!!!) on the steps of the Trump International Hotel, but (for whatever reason) the rally was canceled without notice or explanation. Sure enough, the haters out there have claimed even the NRA must have realized at the last minute what a horrible idea this was so they quietly scrapped this impossibly ill-conceived idea because the haters always try to spin a false narrative to try to make those of us in the guns rights movement look bad. We figure the NRA canceled the event out of safety concerns over having their supporters surrounded by a roving band of deranged teenage bullies who have a blood lust (indoctrinated in them by George Soros and Dictator Obama in our government schools!!!) for anybody who owns a gun!!!!!!
While the NRA may not have followed through with the counter-rally (for perfectly good reasons, we’re sure!!!!), they did drop the mic with the following message on Facebook to expose March For Our Lives as the fraud that it was: “Stand and Fight for our Kids’ Safety by Joining NRA. Today’s protests aren’t spontaneous. Gun-hating billionaires and Hollywood elites are manipulating and exploiting children as part of their plan to DESTROY the Second Amendment and strip us of our right to defend ourselves and our loved ones.”
Boy oh boy, does the NRA know how to get to the truth of the matter or what???!!!???!!!! Sure enough, right on cue, you can count on the alt-left, elitist, liberal hatemongers in the democrat party to reply in their sneering and smug manner that the only manipulating and exploiting going on is being done by the decency-hating billion dollar gun manufacturing companies and the monstrously avaricious and soulless lobbyists doing their whorish bidding who are manipulating and exploiting cowardly, sinfully selfish and weak-willed members of the Republican party as part of their plan to strip us and our loved ones of our right to live our lives without the ever-present threat of horrific gun violence. Isn’t it so typical of these democrat party hypocrites to unfailingly and reflexively use the defense mechanism of psychological projection to accuse their opponents of the very thing they are perpetually guilty of?????!!!!!!!????? SAD!!!!!!!!!
NRA Takes Aim At ‘March For Our Lives’ Rally, Mocks Gun Violence Survivors
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/…/nra-march-for-our-lives_us
3/22/2018
3/21/2018
3/20/2018
The National Small Penis Association’s editorial board was given the night off tonight to celebrate Vladimir Putin’s really great election win with a victory party at the Chick-fil-A on Howe Ave. in Cuyahoga Falls. We will return to our regular posting tomorrow night!!!!!!!
Putin, a Little Man Still Trying to Prove His Bigness
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/putin-a-little-man-still-trying-to-prove-his-bigness
3/19/2018
3/17/2018
National Small Penis Association member takes the high road and holds his head high!!!!!!!!
Leslie Gibson from our Sabattus NSPA chapter is the latest Patriot to be targeted by the WITCH HUNTING democrat party Political Correctness Police and (surprise, surprise!!!!) back stabbing Republicans In Name Only in Maine who have colluded to force Patriot Gibson out of the race for the state House seat in the Maine 57th district all because he committed the oh so horrible “crime” of acting as a modern-day Paul Revere to raise the alarm against our country’s enemies who are threatening to take America away REAL AMERICANS!!!!!!!
See, Patriot Gibson had the courage to step up as the one adult in the state to call out two of the totally immature, so-called “victims” from Parkland, Florida who are bound and determined to do the bidding of George Soros to pry every last gun from the hands of every last one of us insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with how our lives have turned out. See, Patriot Gibson simply made this casual observation that one of the so-called “victims” was a “skinhead lesbian” who did not impress him and who would only appeal to a “frothing at the mouth moonbat” and that the other was a “bald-faced liar”, which, if you ask us here at the NSPA executive headquarters, is nothing but the truth!!!!!!
However, if there is one thing that the enemies of President Donald J. Trump hate more than anything else, it’s THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! So these forces of evil managed to drive Patriot Gibson out of the race, but they did not strip him of his maturity and dignity!!!! See, when the muckrakers at the Portland Press Herald interviewed him yesterday, Patriot Gibson stated, “I am not walking away with my head hung low. I am walking away with my head held high.” That reminds me of the time I heard Melania Trump say, “When they go low, we go high.” We can only thank Jesus Christ that we still have enough TRUE REPUBLICANS around to show the youth of America how to conduct themselves with GRACE and CLASS!!!!!!!!!!
Maine Republican who called Parkland shooting survivor `skinhead lesbian’ drops bid for state House seat
3/16/2018
Good Guy With A Gun Ted Nugent claps back at that so-called “war hero” John McCain!!!!!! We here at the National Small Penis Association just keep winning!!!!!!!
Ted Nugent from our Motor City NSPA chapter demonstrated yesterday once again why he is the spokesman for a generation of insecure, small-penised, White guys who compensate for their feelings of inadequacy through the possession of pointlessly, excessively powerful firearms when he spoke to the McLennan County Republican Club and told them to “grow some” as he spoke out in defense of our right to bear firearms during this awful period of persecution when a bunch of self-entitled, juvenile delinquents are trying to bully us and confiscate our guns!!!!!!! He also made the totally salient point that gun-free zones are the real cause of mass shootings!!!!!!
However, he saved his best for last when he rightly called out John McCain as a Republican Party wimp who does not represent the shit kickers who make America great!!!!! See, we can only thank Jesus Christ that he has given us noble and fearless Patriots like Ted Nugent and Donald J. Trump to save the Republican party from a bunch of weak-willed cowards like John McCain, who couldn’t even avoid being captured by the Viet Cong!!!! LOSER!!!! WEAK!!!! WE MUST BE STRONG!!!!!
Sure enough, all of the liberal hatemongers in the democrat party (who still can’t let go of the fact that Hillary lost!!!) have no comeback to this type of iron-clad conservative logic except to resort to infantile name calling and reprehensible character assassination so right on cue they reflexively question how Ted Nugent and Donald J. Trump, who both avoided service during the Vietnam war (because they needed to make sure they stayed alive so 50 years later they could save America from the toxic contamination left behind by the Obama dictatorship), could ever presume to lecture John McCain on the subjects of honor, patriotism and courage!!!!
Just when you think these soulless ghouls in the democrat party could not possibly sink any lower and do more destruction to the foundational tenets of America, they go and pull something like this!!!!! SAD!!!!!
In Republican Club talk, Nugent urges ban on gun-free zones
3/13/2018
3/12/2018
Good News!!!!! The National Small Penis Association confirms it will be in Washington for the so-called March For Our Lives juvenile delinquent festival to stand up to the Soros Youth who want to confiscate our guns!!!!!! Special appearance by NSPA member Roy Moore!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association is pleased to announce our executive council will be in Washington, D.C. on March 24 to face off against the torrent of hate that will be directed against our Glorious Leader Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!! We are also pleased to announce that Roy Moore, from our Gallant, Alabama NSPA chapter, will be in attendance with us. Out of the Christian goodness of his heart, he is volunteering his time to provide individualized, Bible-based counseling services to any high school girls who have been traumatized by the couple of school shootings, which have been caused by video games and the democrat party’s destruction of the family unit, over the past few years!!!!!!!
3/11/2018
When will the violence against National Small Penis Association members end????!!!!!?????
Ronald Goss from our Cherokee County NSPA chapter was booked into the Cherokee County Adult Detention Center Thursday and faces charges of (get this) criminal attempt to commit murder, aggravated battery of a family member, aggravated assault and home invasion after he allegedly tried to pay a little visit to his estranged wife, probably because he went back to her house to retrieve a Bible he must have left behind when he moved out of their house.
Now, if you believe the lying, disgusting, fake news “media”, you believe their claims that Patriot Goss forced his way into his estranged wife’s home and shot her, even though she didn’t die or anything. Please keep in mind this whopper is being reported by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Is it just a coincidence that Atlanta also happens to be the headquarters of CNN???!!!??? I mean, HELLO, how obvious is it that this whole story is totally rigged against Patriot Goss??!!!???
See, if Patriot Goss did actually shoot anybody, it’s obvious he did it to stand his ground to save himself from the savage beating he suffered while he was in his estranged wife’s home to get his Bible. As for the beating, the only thing the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (it’s a sin these lie merchants get to use the word Constitution in its name) reported was an implausible insinuation that Patriot Goss’ estranged wife may have been the person who delivered the big league beatdown on Patriot Goss. As if a woman could ever get the upper hand on an NSPA member!!!!!! Yeah, right!!!!
This case is just another sad reminder that it is still open season on insecure, small-penised, White guys in America. How many times must we see our NSPA brothers victimized by perpetrators who never face accountability for their crimes before this indelible stain of sin is finally cleansed from the fabric of America????!!!!???? SAD!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure America finally gets ‘woke’ to the plight of insecure, small-penised, White guys!!!!!!!!
Estranged husband jailed after police say he broke in, shot wife
3/9/2018
THE SMALL PENIS SUMMIT!!!! IT’S ON!!!!!
Please excuse the disruption in regular posting activity since yesterday because we here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters have been called to serve our country in the pursuit of world peace by playing an instrumental role in planning the upcoming Small Penis Summit between President Donald J. Trump from our Manhattan NSPA chapter and Kim Jong-un – he’s not in an NSPA chapter because we don’t have a presence in Asia, but we recognize a kindred spirit when we see one. I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. I was able to get a sense of his small-penised soul!!!!!!
See, we were called into service because President Donald J. Trump always said he was going to bring the very best people into the White House, and there is nobody better at small-penis statecraft than the NSPA executive council. Let this stand as a teachable moment that we in the small-penis community must always be willing to overlook the nominal differences we may have with one another to recognize the spiritual commonality of all of our small-penised brothers around the world because in our heart of hearts all of us small-penised guys are exactly the same no matter where we live!!!!!!!
3/7/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democrat party does absolutely nothing to address income inequality for the American people!!!!!!
Jason Tilley from our Cudahy NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) first-degree intentional homicide and possession of a firearm as a felon after he allegedly shot and killed his landlord. Sure enough, this is just another case of the lying, disgusting so-called “media” totally rigging, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, the coverage of a story to make the Good Guy With A Gun look like the perpetrator of an act of horrific violence when (in fact) he was actually the victim!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started March 1 when Patriot Tilley met his landlord to pay his rent. Well, lo and behold, the conniving, money-grubbing landlord blindsided Patriot Tilley by telling him he was abruptly jacking his rent up by $30!!!!!!! This didn’t sit too well (understandably) with Patriot Tilley so he responded by allegedly shooting his landlord in the back of his head and killing him. He then allegedly took money from his dead landlord’s wallet and purchased a new outfit at Walmart.
Sure enough, the liberal, Antifa, globalist crowd which controls the “media” has completely squelched any coverage of the obstructionist democrat party’s failed economic policies that were the real cause of the shooting. See, if the democrat party didn’t reflexively obstruct President Donald J. Trump at every step as he tries to make the American economy great again, the economy would have been surging, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, so much that Patriot Tilley would have easily been able to pay the $30 rent increase and never would have shot his landlord!!!!!
Isn’t it amazing how the failed policies of these shameless bastards in the democrat party cause the inexcusable economic inequity that exists in America, which they then somehow get away with using by playing upon the sense of dissatisfaction nursed by their easily manipulated base, which blindly falls for this callous stratagem and thereby causes them to continue voting against their economic interests, which increases the economic inequity in America, which causes them to become even more dissatisfied, which makes them even more susceptible to the grand lies pushed by the democrat part????!!!!!????!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to this economic inequity created by the democrat party so not one more Good Guy With A Gun will ever again be put in a position where he has no choice except to shoot his landlord!!!!!!!!
Cudahy man allegedly shoots and kills landlord over $30 rent increase
3/5/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than giving a courtesy wave to a woman driver!!!!!!!
Donnie Poole from our Gretna NSPA chapter was arrested last week by the jackbooted government thugs from the so-called Jefferson Parish “Sheriff’s” Office and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a firearm after he allegedly brandished a gun at some busybody woman driver during a bout of (get this) “road rage” early Thursday morning. Sure enough, though, a simple review of the alternative facts reveals that this case is really just another example of overreaction by the “authorities” because of the mass hysteria being fomented by those troublemaking, crisis actors from Florida who are on George Soros’ payroll.
See, if you believe the accounts of this case transcribed at the behest of George Soros by the lying, disgusting fake news “media”, you believe that some 59-year-old woman driver honked her car horn while she was behind Patriot Poole at the intersection of Wall Boulevard and Belle Chasse Highway to let him know the traffic had started moving. Then you would also believe that the woman driver passed Patriot Poole and that he pulled up alongside her and allegedly brandished a gun at her as his way of showing his displeasure with her honk. Oh, brother, doesn’t this sound exactly like every one of the other fake news items floated out by the Norwegian bots who are in cahoots with the democrat party to attack insecure, small-penised, White guys who are trying to make America great again???!!!!????
See, we heard from the other members of our Gretna NSPA chapter that Patriot Poole was simply giving the woman driver a courtesy wave to thank her for honking to give him the heads-up to start driving at the intersection, and he just so happened to give her the courtesy wave while he was holding his gun. Sure enough, since we are mired in the nightmare of the #MeToo witch hunts, the woman driver reflexively assumed the self-pitying role of the “victim” who was being traumatized by the (cue the scary music!) insecure, small-penised, White guy who compensates for his feelings of inadequacy through the possession of firearms!!!!!!! Jeez, don’t those soulless ghouls in the democrat party ever get tired of trotting out these tropes to rile up their gullible, easily manipulated base which perpetually nurses grudges and perceived slights as they ruminate over their disappointments with how their lives have turned out and are always looking for somebody other than themselves to blame for this systemic, unrelenting sense of dissatisfaction ????!!!!?????
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these WITCH HUNTS so proud Patriots like Patriot Poole can get back to the business of making America great again without having the Political Correctness Police blocking them at every step!!!!!!!!!!
Gretna driver with road rage flashed gun at woman, JPSO said
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/03/gretna_driver_with_road_rage_f.html
3/3/2018
3/1/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his son is one of those selfish millennials who only thinks about himself!!!!!!!
Travis Rex Ramsey from our Little Rock NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) first-degree domestic battery and second-degree terroristic threatening after he allegedly shot his son in the hand during a late night argument. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting Little Rock “media”, which made its bones in the early 90s covering up the Whitewater scandal for Crooked Bill and Crooked Hillary, is going out of its way to distort the facts of this case to make Patriot Ramsey look like some sort of impossibly irresponsible and erratic buffoon who should never have access to guns even though his adult son was the one responsible for what happened because they are trying to push their anti-gun, anti-American agenda because they are still sore that their girl Hillary lost the election!!!!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started early yesterday morning when Patriot Ramsey’s wife got into an argument with their 27-year-old son who wouldn’t share his alcohol with her. Isn’t it so typical of these ungrateful, self-involved, selfish millennials to treat a parent in such a horrible manner???!!!???? Well, all this racket which was created by the big brat in the house woke Patriot Ramsey up. Patriot Ramsey did his best Ward Cleaver and attempted to teach his son a valuable life lesson by wisely telling him to”stop that and go back to bed or he would shoot him,” according to the police report.
Sure enough, the little wiseass ignored him so Patriot Ramsey had to make sure his son learned his lesson to prevent this type of irresponsible behavior in the future so he allegedly fired one shot that missed his son, but a second ricocheted off an air conditioner and struck him in the hand, police said.
So even though Patriot Ramsey’s son obviously has impulse control issues, Patriot Ramsey is the one who ended up in jail. That just goes to show the type of stupefying corruption the Clinton machine based in Little Rock is still capable of. We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump and his family in the White House to put an end to this type of monstrous pursuit of self-interests at the expense of the American people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Rock man shot son after argument over alcohol woke him up, police say
2/28/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than conducting a drill as a Good Teacher With A Gun to keep his school safe!!!!!!!
Randal Davidson from our Dalton NSPA chapter was arrested today and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, carrying a weapon on school grounds, making terroristic threats, reckless conduct, possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime and disrupting a public school after he allegedly barricaded himself in his classroom at Dalton High School, where he is a social studies teacher, and fired a gun when the school’s busybody principal tried to force his way into the room. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying, fake news “media” seized on this story in a pathetic, agenda-driven attempt to portray Patriot Davidson as an emotionally unstable threat to the safety and well-being of everybody in the school because they obviously want to undermine President Donald J. Trump’s masterful plan to have armed teachers who are adept at handling guns stationed in every school as the obvious solution to these school shooting kerfuffles that seem to happen every once in a while!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Dalton NSPA chapter (by the way, Dalton, GA is the Carpet Capital of the World, so if you are planning to purchase carpet soon, email me so I can put you in touch with one of our Dalton NSPA chapter members who will be able to take care of you) that Patriot Davidson had brought his snub-nosed .38 revolver to school this morning to run a simple active shooter drill to demonstrate how he would be able to keep the school safe. Sure enough, though, the government school administrators, the school’s goldbricking “resource officers” and a gaggle of crisis actors paid by George Soros who are playing the roles of high school students totally overreacted to Patriot Davidson’s drill and created a completely unnecessary outbreak of mass hysteria that led to Patriot Davidson’s unwarranted arrest.
See, there’s nothing more the craven cowards in democrat party who are unconditionally obedient to the Socialist Party lobbyists fear more than seeing a case of a Good Teacher With A Gun saving the day because they are fanatically obsessed with discrediting any of President Donald J. Trump’s initiatives and such a story would expose their ridiculous, anti-American calls for gun control to be nothing more than dangerous folly!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to keep these evil, avaricious, soulless forces at bay!!!!!!!!
Voice of Dalton High football who fired shot in classroom once tried to confess to murder, police say
2/26/2018
2/25/2018
COWARDLY CORPORATE COP-OUT CONTINUES!!!!!!!!!! Hamburger Station severs ties with the National Small Penis Association!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!!
Well, sure enough, it was just a matter of time until the castrated corporate cucks who have cut and run on the National Rifle Association would cave and turn on the National Small Penis Association!!!!!!! Today I suffered the indignity of being kicked out of the Manchester Rd. Hamburger Station and told never to come back by Donny, the manager there who I never liked anyways. He said I was being kicked out because he claimed I loiter there for an average of three hours a day while just purchasing an order of onion rings and a Dr. Pepper and ask for repeated refills with no ice, I take too many napkins home with me and, most of all, because I (get this) make the high school girls who work there feel uncomfortable when I just try to make a little harmless small talk with them and wait for them in the parking lot to make sure they get in their cars safely. Obviously, the real reason I was kicked out was because The Hamburger Station is afraid of the unhinged, anti-gun hysteria that is being fomented by George Soros and his stock theater troupe of highly paid crisis actors.
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to provide unflappable, well-reasoned guidance on the issue of guns during this turbulent time!!!!!! I mean, can you imagine the daily nightmare we would be living if we had to look to Crooked Hillary to set the tone and tenor for a national discourse on guns???!!!!???? #yikes
2/24/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep school children safe!!!!!!!!
Joseph William Hutchins from our Bardstown NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) criminal mischief, torturing a dog, menacing, tampering with physical evidence and trespassing after he allegedly shot and killed four “defenseless” dogs in a kennel on his neighbor’s property. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” has tried to tarnish Patriot Hutchins as some sort of inebriated, anti-social, heartless psychopath who killed four dogs who were confined in kennel cages and had no way to escape his onslaught because anytime there is a story about an insecure, small-penised, White guy with a gun, they always have to make him the bad guy because they know that is ratings gold!!!!! See, these craven bastards are more interested in making money than in keeping children safe!!!!!!!
See, we heard what actually happened from the other members of our Bardstown NSPA chapter. See, we heard Patriot Hutchins discovered these “defenseless” dogs were actually being trained to kill White people by an MS-13 sleeper cell stationed in Bardstown. Then, once the dogs completed their training, a group of 25-year-old and 27-year-old crisis actors who are posing as high school sophomores and juniors were going to smuggle these dogs into their high schools under the guise of needing them as emotional support dogs because they are oh-so-afraid of being shot by an AR-15 (#asif)!!!!!!! Then, in a coordinated attack, the crisis actors were going to give these dogs the command to begin killing as many students as they can!!!!!!
So Patriot Hutchins had the courage to do the right thing, and look what it got him. At least we can thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because he will stand up to these evil forces no matter what the political cost is to make sure not one more child will ever have her or his life snuffed out by MS-13!!!!!!!!!
Bardstown man arrested, charged with shooting deaths of four dogs
http://nelsoncountygazette.com/?p=35271
2/23/2018
Good Guy With A Gun crucified by the ratings-hungry, lying, disgusting, so-called “media” basically for having the courage to try to protect students from MS-13 thugs!!!!!!
Scot Peterson from our Broward County NSPA chapter has been targeted for character assassination by the George Soros-funded, Antifa hate mongers who have peddled the unconscionable lie that he had failed to fulfill his responsibilities as an armed resource officer assigned to Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School to protect the students on that day last week when 17 human beings had their lives snuffed out solely because of ineffective mental health services in the county because there was absolutely no other reason all of those lives were lost.
See, the haters are harping on the fact that Patriot Peterson decided to stay outside of the school with his gun while the young man inside the school continued to kill students and faculty with some sort of a weapon or something (we’re still not really sure what it was, but we heard maybe it was a machete because what else could have done that much damage in such a brief period of time?). Sure enough, though, this is nothing more than the typical democrat party fueled fake news that is spewed to the public with the insidious and unforgivable goal of delegitimizing the narrative of the guaranteed protection that can be delivered by a Good Guy With A Gun. Heaven forbid if there was actually a high profile case reported about a Good Guy With A Gun saving the day in a situation like this because it would immediately undermine the foundational and totally bogus argument liberals always trot out to call for the senseless restriction of access to firearms as a way to save lives!!!!!!!!!! #asif
See, what we heard from the other members of our Broward County NSPA chapter was that Patriot Peterson stayed outside to protect all of the students who had run out of the school from any members of MS-13 who might have been prowling around the school grounds to kill a bunch of the defenseless students as part of some kind of sick gang initiation!!!!!!! I mean, this was in Florida after all so you just know the area was crawling with dangerous MS-13 members who had snuck in from Mexico and El Salvador because the democrat party continues to show a disgusting disregard for the safety of Americans by their continued, reflexive obstruction of any common sense measures to construct a border wall!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that Patriot Peterson had the sense and courage to stay outside to keep them safe!!!!!
Also, we can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump as president because he is not getting sidetracked by what happened in Florida and is keeping his eye on the true threat to the safety of Americans – the looming menace of MS-13 – which he tweeted about this morning!!!!!!! Doesn’t it feel great to finally have a responsible adult in the White House??!!!???
Deputy who didn’t stop Florida shooting thinks he ‘did a good job’
https://nypost.com/2018/02/22/deputy-who-didnt-stop-florida-shooting-thinks-he-did-a-good-job
2/20/2018
National Small Penis Association proudly announces the formation of a film and television production division!!!!!!! Superhero flick ‘White Hyena’ is slated for theatrical release Presidents Day Weekend 2019. EXPERTS PREDICT BOFFO BOX OFFICE!!!!!!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters in Akron, OH realized after this weekend that we need to make superhero movies great again so we are gearing up to film ‘White Hyena’ in April with a planned release date of Presidents Day Weekend 2019. We can’t release many details about the script just yet, but we can say the film will follow the thrilling story arc of an insecure, small-penised, White guy who draws upon the awesome power of his proud cultural heritage to reclaim America for REAL AMERICANS!!!!!! (And don’t worry, the only heroes you will see on screen will be WHITE GUYS!!!!!! I mean, even though it’s a superhero film, we still need to try to make it as believable as possible!!!!)
As a further teaser, we are excited to draw upon our National Small Penis Association ranks for the casting of this film. Let’s just say that you shouldn’t be surprised if you see Kevin Sorbo, James Woods and Scott Baio in the starring roles!!!!!!! We can say with certainty we will have without a doubt the biggest opening weekend box office of any film ever released, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, it will be really phenomenal, just amazing, big league box office, it really will be something special, you’ll be so proud of us!!!!!! It will bring in so much money the theater owners will get tired of having to count all of the money they will be making, so amazing, really fantastic!!!!!!!
‘White Hyena’ will be filmed on location in Barberton and Lakemore. If you are interested in volunteering or helping us finish the script or showing us how to operate the camera or how to use the special effects software my mother purchased for me at Best Buy today or if you can bring your Confederate flags for our big crowd scene or if you can help pay for lunch every day at the Hamburger Station on Manchester Road for the cast and crew, please email Lee Greenwood Hannity at lgh@nationalsmallpenisassociation.com.
2/19/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to a woman’s vicious name calling!!!!! So apparently it’s now a crime to try to reestablish a basic sense of human decency in America!!!!!!!!!
Mark Anthony Cole from our Greene County NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday morning and charged with (get this) unlawful use of a weapon, unlawful possession of a weapon and resisting arrest after he allegedly pointed a handgun at a woman and her baby, threatened to shoot them and then turned the gun on the woman’s father.
Now, if you believe the so-called “court documents”, which are totally rigged unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, and the lying, disgusting propaganda peddlers at the Springfield News-Leader, you believe that Patriot Cole is some sort of emotionally erratic criminal who lacks the slightest level of impulse control and should never have access to firearms because there is nothing they enjoy more than pushing the myth of the dangerous, gun wielding WHITE (cue the scary music!) guy because their dull-witted, gullible base gets off on the titillation of this false fear, which they are then able to play off of to push their horrible, selfish agenda!!!!! SAD!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Greene County NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that the woman who Patriot Cole allegedly pulled the gun on had instigated all this nonsense when she allegedly began mocking Patriot Cole’s sense of manhood by cruelly taunting him in a singsong voice that he looks like the son who would be produced if Sean Penn and Hector Elizondo could conceive a child through engaging in homosexual activity!!!!! What, would you expect Patriot Cole to just stand there and let her get away with this????? After living too long in this inescapable miasma of cruelty and constant name calling created by the alt-left hate mongers, can you blame Patriot Cole for stepping forward to say, “Enough!! Never again!!”??????
Hopefully, this is the one incident which will finally get the majority of Americans to shed their passivity to force the cowardly prostitutes who masquerade as “politicians” from the democrat party to act responsibly for once in their miserable lives and pass sensible legislation to put an end to this type of senseless attack that Patriot Cole suffered!!!!!!!
After all, President Donald J. Trump (and charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) can’t do this all on his own!!!!!!!
Greene County man pointed gun at woman and her baby and threatened to shoot, deputy says
2/18/2018
FAKE NEWS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!! ‘Black Panther’ did not set any box office records!!!!!!! George Soros colluded with liberal Hollywood, the lying, disgusting “media” and Norwegian nationalist hackers to spread fake news about the so-called box office records set by ‘Black Panther’ to influence the 2018 midterm elections!!!!!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association have just completed our box office tracking report conducted in conjunction with our friends at The Heritage Foundation, and we have determined ‘Black Panther’ had an opening weekend box office total of $17.4 million dollars, not $218 million as has been widely reported by numerous fake news “media” outlets!!!!!!
See, as we warned you about this abhorrent piece of propaganda earlier this week, ‘Black Panther’ was produced by George Soros, The Walt Disney Company and a cabal of internationalist bankers (if you know what I mean!) in order to normalize the New Black Panther Party so their thugs can loiter and intimidate voters with impunity at polling places in Republican districts for the 2018 midterm elections to throw the results in favor of the democrat party so they can obstruct President Donald J. Trump from making America great again!!!!!!! See, this is yet another example of to what despicable depths the soulless democrat party will sink to push their voter suppression tactics because they know they cannot win elections honestly!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Worse yet, we have uncovered a bombshell memo which reveals these anti-American forces have colluded with foreign agents to aid them in their racist assault on White Americans!!!!!!!! See, we found out that they conspired with a group of Norwegian nationalist hackers to infiltrate the servers of all of the movie theater chains to inflate the box office results of ‘Black Panther’ to patently absurd levels to deceive the gullible public by getting them to believe the film is a phenomenal success.
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because he has the courage to tell the truth that Africa is filled with a bunch of shithole countries, not vibrant cultures that could produce heroic men and women. I mean, can you even imagine what Africa would have been like if White Christians had not arrived on its shores to deliver them from darkness and to show them how to act like civilized human beings????!!!!???
‘Black Panther’ Smashes Box Office Records and Hollywood Myths
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/18/movies/black-panther-box-office-records.html
2/16/2018
Good Guy With A Gun assaulted with pepper spray by a hate-filled woman because of the lingering, corrosive effects of Dictator Obama’s WAR ON CHRISTIANS!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
John Christian Lewis Sr. from our Columbia NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) a felony count of carrying a firearm without a license and misdemeanor counts of simple assault and making terroristic threats after he allegedly pointed a gun at a woman and threatened to shoot her. Sure enough, this is just another example of the totally disgusting, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, democrat party witch hunts against Christians and Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started yesterday when Patriot Lewis was minding his own business shopping at the local CVS when some busybody broad poked her nose in his business by helping him carry his bags to his car. So, as you can plainly see, she’s the one who instigated all of this to begin with!!!!!! Well, Patriot Lewis then did the gentlemanly thing by offering her a ride home. After they got on the road, Patriot Lewis then simply allegedly informed her he wasn’t going to take her home unless she helped him put the bags inside of his home, which really isn’t asking much if you ask me. I mean, it’s not like he asked her to donate a kidney to him or anything.
Sure enough, she told Patriot Lewis she didn’t want to stop at his home and asked him to bring her to her home because obviously, like all liberals, she wasn’t interested in doing a good deed unless people could see her doing it. See, she obviously made a big show of helping him carry his bags to his car because she wanted people in the parking lot to see her doing this so she could trick all of them into thinking she is pure-hearted Christian. Well, lo and behold, once she didn’t have a gullible audience to watch her, she didn’t have the least bit of interest in helping him. Isn’t it so typical for these democrat party types to announce to the world what good and faithful Christians they are, but their actions when nobody is watching reveal them to be the most cruel-hearted, selfish hypocrites imaginable!!!!!!
Well, Patriot Lewis was obviously fed up with this false piety so he allegedly pulled his gun on her and told her she was going to help him carry his bags into the house. Isn’t it refreshing to finally see somebody confront one of these democrat party, fake Christians and hold her accountable for her calculated hypocrisy once and for all?????!!!!!!???? Well, she obviously didn’t like being called out for her moral failings so she allegedly assaulted Patriot Lewis with pepper spray.
Well, one thing led to another and right on cue the so-called “police” swooped in on Patriot Lewis and arrested him on these totally made up charges. Worse yet, (get this) with a middle name of Christian, do you think Patriot Lewis has the slightest chance of getting a fair trial or getting his gun back????????? Yeah, right!!!!!!
See, it’s obvious to us here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters that the “authorities” went after Patriot Lewis because his middle name is Christian, and they know he has a sincere Christian heart filled with love and humility, unlike the disgustingly inauthentic “Christians” they try unconvincingly to portray themselves as!!!!!! See, all this shameful hatred against Christians started when Dictator Obama took office in that totally invalid election in 2008!!!!!! It is frightening that this hatred against real Christians persists even though Dictator Obama has thankfully been out of office for over a year. This is a painful reminder of the profound, systemic, long-term damage that can be inflicted upon a country when an impossibly unfit person sits in the White House. We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House now so he can reestablish the tenets of REAL CHRISTIANITY, which is totally the greatest religion there has ever been, in America again!!!!!!!!!
Suspect pointed gun at woman who helped him carry bags from store: police
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2018/02/suspect_pointed_gun_at_woman_w.html
2/14/2018
We apologize for breaking with our typical format, but we will not have a standard post tonight because we are busy doing the only thing that can be done at times like this to prevent a similar incident. See, we are busy praying to Jesus Christ at the National Small Penis Association headquarters. Since it appears we have not been praying enough during times like this over the past 20 years, we now fortunately have finally come to terms with what really needs to be done – pray longer and harder!!!!!!!!!!!
At least 17 dead in Florida school shooting, law enforcement says
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/14/us/florida-high-school-shooting/index.html
2/12/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to teach his adult son how to behave like a grown-ass man!!!!!!!!
Timothy Aspan from our Willow Springs NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) unlawful restraint and aggravated discharge of a firearm after he allegedly fired two shots at his 38-year-old son in the home they share. Sure enough, the anti-family, nanny-state liberals have pounced upon this case with mercenary intentions to manipulate the coverage of it to push their horrible agenda.
See, all this nonsense started Saturday when Patriot Aspan’s lazy bones son left his bedroom, turned down Patriot Aspen’s radio and returned to bed according to the so-called Cook County prosecutors. Well, Patriot Aspan allegedly went into his son’s bedroom, sat on his legs and pointed a gun at his head because who in the hell thinks it’s okay to turn down his daddy’s radio without asking????? When his son tried to leave the home, Patriot Aspan engaged in some much needed tough love parenting by allegedly putting him in a headlock and saying, “I’m going to fucking kill you.” He then allegedly fired at his son twice from his .22 semi-caliber automatic pistol.
Right on cue, the alt-left Cook County (which oh-so-conveniently just so happens to be the home of Dictator Obama’s Chicago wrecking crew!!) “Court” ordered Patriot Aspan to find a new place to live and not to have any contact with his son while awaiting trial because there is nothing the democrat party loves more than undermining the sanctity and stability of an insecure, small-penised, White guy’s family while they will go out of their way to try to keep a family of illegal Mexicans together just to make sure they get their votes!!!!!!! However, here’s the real kicker. The so-called judge then ordered Patriot Aspan to surrender his gun and gun owner license!!!!!! Who could have seen that coming?????!!!!!!!????? #sarcasm
Even though Patriot Aspan is facing a rigged court, we are sure all charges will be dropped once he has a chance to have his say in court. See, we heard from the other members of our Willow Springs NSPA chapter that, as you probably know, Patriot Aspan says he’s innocent and we think you have to remember that. He said very strongly yesterday that he’s innocent so you have to talk to him about that. #freepatriotaspan
Willow Springs man fired gun at son for turning down his radio: prosecutors
2/10/2018
The horror of George Soros’ plot to destroy the lives of insecure, small-penised, White guys is now laid bare!!!!!!!! #wewarnedyou
There will be no regular post tonight because the National Small Penis Association executive council has been called to an emergency strategic planning session to deal with the existential threat facing our brotherhood of insecure, small-penised, White guys now that the George Soros-funded Deep State is openly enacting its plot to destroy our lives in plain sight!!!!!!
See, now that the Nunes memo has totally, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, derailed Robert Mueller’s witch hunt of President Donald J. Trump, the Deep State has been forced to resort to character assassination to achieve their goal of destroying the lives of insecure, small-penised, White guys!!!!!! See, they have shamelessly unleashed a horrible smear campaign that has forced Rob Porter and David Sorenson, both from our Washington, D.C. NSPA chapter, to resign from their White House positions. Now that they are emboldened, they will be coming for the rest of us!!!!!!!!!
See, we’ve been warning all of you for years that this day was coming!!!!!! First, they wanted to take away our guns!!!! Now they want to take away our God-given right (it’s right there in the Bible!!!!) to reestablish a little peace and quiet in our homes when we have to deal with wives who just want to nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag us all day and all night long!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so we know that at least somebody out there has the courage to have our backs and to speak out against this violence directed against us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trump says lives being destroyed by ‘a mere allegation’ after staffers resign over domestic abuse claims
2/9/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was the victim of vicious name calling!!!!!!!
Mitchell Christen from our Madison NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with (get this) disorderly conduct, possession of a firearm and pointing a firearm at another person after he allegedly pointed a gun at a neighbor in his apartment complex. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting, fake news “media” ran with the story and made it sound like Patriot Christen irresponsibly put the safety of others at risk because he was recklessly brandishing a gun while intoxicated because they reflexively rig the coverage of every story to do the bidding of their shameless democrat party overlords because they exist solely to masquerade as a “news” outlet to push a monstrous agenda that corrodes the basic tenets of decency and democracy in America!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Madison NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that Patriot Christen had been victimized by relentless, immature name calling from the so-called “victim” who constantly sent out tweets that he thought Patriot Christen looks like the offspring that would be produced if Steve Buscemi and Justin Bieber could conceive a baby by engaging in homosexual activity!!!!!!! I mean, when you think about it, Patriot Christen had no choice except to point the gun at him to stop the name calling.
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because we heard that at the National Prayer Breakfast this morning in Washington he said a prayer to cure the sickness in the hearts of alt-left liberals that causes them to treat others abominably by calling them horrible names!!!!!! WOW, just think of the disgracefully undignified tone we would have had to deal with daily coming from the White House if Crooked Hillary had been elected????!!!!??? #closecall
Madison man arrested after pointing gun at victim
http://www.nbc15.com/content/news/Madison-man-arrested-after-pointing-gun-at-victim-472956013.html
2/6/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than trying to graciously provide samples to Walmart customers!!!!!!!!
Alexander Tonkin-Kingsley from our Leander NSPA chapter was charged today with (get this) second-degree aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a gun at a man who was with his girlfriend and their nine-month-old son and threatened to shoot the man outside of the Cedar Park Walmart way back in October.
Sure enough, the hysterical, lying, disgusting fake news “media”cherry-picked information about what actually happened to try to misinform and misdirect the public about what happened in order to push their anti-American and anti-gun agenda. See, they claimed Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley instigated the incident by driving up the front of the Walmart on his super cool Ninja motorcycle just as the “victim” was exiting the store with his girlfriend and their nine-month-old infant son. Then they claimed Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley revved his engine to the point that the sound scared the nine-month-old. Then they claimed the “victim” expressed displeasure at the noise and that Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley allegedly pulled a .45 caliber handgun from his pants and pointed it at the so-called “victim” and threatened to shoot him. Fake news, fake news!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Leander NSPA chapter that Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley was actually at the Walmart with the .45 caliber handgun on behalf of the gun’s manufacturer to hand it out to customers so they could sample it and get a feel for what a great gun it is. See, Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley wasn’t doing anything differently than what those women who hand out chunks of Jimmy Dean sausage on toothpicks do, yet (sure enough) Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley is the one facing up to 20 years in prison on this totally rigged charge. This is really awful, nobody has ever seen anything like this.
Sure enough, since this is in Texas, with Patriot Tonkin-Kingsley locked up in jail, there is one less Good Guy With A Gun around to keep the good citizens of Leander safe from all of the MS-13 gang members who are just going to stroll across the border (because the treasonous members of the democrat party have blocked President Donald J. Trump from building his big, beautiful wall!!!!!) to rape and murder Americans!!!!!!!!! Come to think of it, that must be exactly what George Soros and all of his alt-left minions want to see happen because those craven cowards always place America behind their own selfish schemes!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Leander Man Charged With Pointing Gun At Walmart Shoppers
https://patch.com/texas/cedar-park/leander-man-charged-pointing-gun-walmart-shoppers
2/4/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for showing a woman and her 3-year-old child what he would do to protect them if one of those MS-13 gang members tried to hurt them!!!!!!!!!!
Ronnie Keith Estep from our High Shoals NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) discharging a weapon in an occupied property, causing serious bodily injury, assault by pointing a gun, assaulting a female and assault with a deadly weapon with a minor present after he allegedly threw a woman with whom he had a personal relationship onto the floor, stomped upon her stomach, placed his foot upon her neck while forcing her against a wall and threw her into a shower area. Then Patriot Estep allegedly pointed a long-barreled rifle at her and discharged the firearm “within the enclosure” in the presence of the woman’s 3-year-old child.
Sure enough, right on cue, the lying, disgusting fake news “media” ran wild with this story and put their liberal, fact-free spin on the story in order to push their man-hating, anti-gun agenda and to make sure the out-of-control, corrupt, so-called “law enforcement officials” could confiscate Patriot Estep’s gun.
See, we heard from the other members of our High Shoals NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that after watching President Donald J. Trump masterfully deliver the greatest State of the Union speech ever delivered by a U.S. president, Patriot Estep became justifiably concerned about the imminent, horrifying danger the MS-13 gang posed to his girlfriend and her 3-year-old child. After all, what would happen to them if an MS-13 gang member broke into the house while Patriot Estep was away and unable to protect them?????!!!!!?????
Well, we heard Patriot Estep vowed to his girlfriend and her child from the bottom of his heart that he would never allow for one second for a member of MS-13 to harm either one of them and to prove his point he started pantomiming to them what he would do to any MS-13 member who broke into her home. Well, we heard one thing led to another and Patriot Estep got so caught up in the passion of the moment that he basically understandably lost control of his senses for a moment and allegedly attacked his girlfriend and fired the rifle because he momentarily imagined his girlfriend was an MS-13 member. See, the emotional strain he experienced by worrying about what the MS-13 gang members might do to his girlfriend and her child was so overpowering that he had a brief emotional breakdown!!! So, basically, when you really think about it, the only thing Patriot Estep is guilty of is loving his girlfriend and her child too much!!!!!!!!
Sure enough, though, the corrupt, crooked, so-called “law enforcement officials” had an agenda to destroy Patriot Estep so they exhibited a shocking disregard for the facts and investigation procedures because all they cared about was ensnaring Patriot Estep in the trap of their sham “investigation”!!!!!!! However, should any of us be surprised for a second that this is happening when you consider the hateful fraud and corruption that has infected the upper levels of the FBI?????? See, the horrific contempt for justice at the FBI had trickled down to the “law enforcement” officials in High Shoals!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White house so he can clean up the fetid swamp of our corrupt “law enforcement” agencies at the federal and local level!!!!!!!!!!!!
Police: Man discharged gun in home with child
http://www.shelbystar.com/news/20180203/police-man-discharged-gun-in-home-with-child
2/3/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply making sure a woman driver got woke to the rules of the road!!!!!!!
Harry Shuback Jr. from our Sarasota NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and DUI after he allegedly pointed a gun at a woman driver and “threatened” her, according to a laughably fact-free report written by the so-called Sarasota County “Sheriff’s” Department. It is obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that the corrupt “authorities” produced this inept, illogical report because they have a desperate agenda to destroy Patriot Shuback’s life.
See, the truth is Patriot Shuback was minding his own business, driving along Clark Rd., when some typical ditzy woman driver changed lanes in front of him and probably came close to causing a horrible accident that could have maimed him so it is totally understandable why Patriot Shuback had no choice except to honk his horn at her and flip her the middle finger. Then, when both cars stopped at an intersection, it is even more totally understandable why Patriot Shuback allegedly exited his car with a gun and walked up to the woman driver’s car, tapped on the window with the end of the gun, and pointed it at her and threatened, “Hey girl, you better think again before doing something like that.” See, Patriot Shuback was actually thinking about the 52-year-old woman driver’s safety because she probably is unmarried and has never had a man in her life to teach her how to drive safely.
Well, thanks to the #MeToo and the #timesup movements, women can now get away with claiming to be a victim at the hands of every single man they encounter, even men like Patriot Shuback who are trying to help them!!!!!!
See, with Donald J. Trump in the White House, it was inevitable that the alt-left, feminist-appeasing democrat party would foment a man-hating hysteria to instigate a backlash against manly White men before they are able to make America great again because once America is great again, everybody will see through the fraud of the democrat party’s platform, which is based on nothing more than playing upon their gullible base’s self-pitying insecurities and fears of impending doom!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Well, the joke is on them because we only have one thing to say to them now that we have Donald J. Trump calling the shots – TIME’S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheriff: Drunken driver threatens woman with gun
http://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20180202/sheriff-drunken-driver-threatens-woman-with-gun
1/31/2018
National Small Penis Association set to release intel memo tomorrow to expose the horrifying TRUTH about the shocking agenda behind the ‘Black Panther’ movie!!!!!!!!!
The National Small Penis Association is proud to announce its newly formed real news investigative journalism division will release a bombshell intel memo tomorrow, detailing the collusion between Marvel Comics, the Disney Co. and George Soros to produce the propagandist ‘Black Panther’ film in order to normalize the New Black Panther Party (who we and our brothers-in-arms at Fox News have been warning all of you about for years!!!!) so they can act with impunity to influence the 2018 and 2020 elections on behalf of the democrat party and undermine the precepts of American democracy!!!!!!!
See, with this ‘Black Panther’ movie, their goal is to foster an acceptance of the New Black Panther Party so their members can get away with terrorizing real (White) Americans at polling places throughout the country in 2018 and 2020 to discourage them from voting, thereby rigging the elections in favor of the democrat party!!!!!!!!! See, these godless, anti-American, democracy-hating selfish bastards in the democrat party will sink to any disgusting depth necessary to push their endless voter suppression scams!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Sure enough, the liberal, lying, disgusting so-called “media” is totally on board, unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, to provide glowing reviews of the movie. Wow! That sure is a surprise……..NOT!!!!!!!! Well, you can thank Jesus Christ you have the National Small Penis Association on the reporter’s beat and President Donald J. Trump in the White House to shut down this type of shameless bullshit manipulation of the TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘Black Panther’ Is Already Being Hailed As One Of The Best Marvel Films Yet
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/black-panther-reviews_us_5a701015e4b05836a255eb10
1/30/2018
Good Guy With A Gun on trial apparently for the capital offenses of trying to help his wife get in line and of being a skilled marksman!!!!!!!!
Scott J. Turyna from our St. Charles NSPA was forced to make a government mandated appearance in the totally rigged Kane County Circuit Court today to face the completely fake charges of (get this) attempted murder, aggravated domestic battery and aggravated discharge of a firearm because the so-called Assistant State’s Attorney claims he allegedly (get this) pummeled his wife and then attempted to shoot her. Sure enough, this is just another case of a wholly biased “news” source desperately trying to distort the facts of a story to cover up the blatant abuse of power used by the democrat party machine that controls all branches of the Kane County government to undermine the core American principles of justice!!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started way back on May 3, 2016 when Patriot Turyna and his wife got into some sort of an argument, according to the “authorities”, who (we are oh so sure) were perfectly objective……NOT!!!!!!!!!! See, they claimed Patriot Turyna beat his wife so badly that she just barely escaped from their home bloodied and concussed as he retrieved a gun.
Then they claimed Patriot Turyna exited the house with his gun and saw his wife begging for help from a couple of busy body neighbors (you know, the window watcher types, every neighborhood has them!) who were poking their noses around Patriot Turyna’s property under the guise of walking their dog, yeah right!!!!!!! Well, Patriot Turyna reasonably explained that his wife had simply taken a fall in the house and that he simply wanted to get her back in the house to make sure she was safe. See, we figure Patriot Turyna’s wife probably fell down because she got hysterical during their argument and injured herself. We still don’t know yet what she said to instigate the argument, but we are looking into it.
Well, sure enough, we figure she sensed she had reeled in a couple of suckers so she told the neighbors that Patriot Turyna had gone nuts and was trying to kill her so, sure enough, one of the neighbors wanted to be the big shot hero so he attacked Patriot Turyna and ripped his gun away from him!!!!!! Sure enough, the “authorities” who arrived on the scene didn’t believe Patriot Turyna when he tried to reasonably explain he had simply taken these actions because his wife got “out of line.”
Thankfully, Patriot Turyna’s defense attorney is setting the record straight by pointing out that Patriot Turyna is a skilled marksman and that the shots he fired at his wife had simply been warning shots. After all, as she pointed out, if he had wanted to intentionally shoot her, he would not have missed!!!! #obvious
Unfortunately, the real crime here is that the “authorities” who are wasting all of their time on this case are not paying any attention to all of the marauding mobs of murdering Mexicans milling about the main streets of St. Charles. See, we heard that members of MS-13 are planning a crime wave in St. Charles because they know all of the “authorities” are focusing all of their attention on destroying Patriot Turyna’s life!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Prosecutors: St. Charles man beat, shot at wife because she ‘got out of line’
1/29/2018
First, they came for our flag………..
…..and now they have come for our Chief Wahoo………..
……because they want to deny all of us insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with how our lives have turned out OUR HERITAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Today, January 29, 2018, will live as a day of infamy for the insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives have turned out community as the craven cowards who own the Cleveland Indians have unabashedly colluded with the Political Correctness Police and the alt-left thugs who always shamelessly play the race card to whitewash Chief Wahoo out of existence because they enjoy nothing more than proudly and purposefully exhibiting a disgusting disregard and inexcusable insensitivity toward the cultures of those who are different from them!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Tonight is a time for mourning at the National Small Penis Association headquarters, but we will get through this assault on OUR HERITAGE because we know with Donald J. Trump in the White House that the arc of the moral universe will always bend toward justice for insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives have turned out!!!!!!!!!!!
We will return to our regular posting format tomorrow with a renewed sense of purpose for the ongoing fight we have ahead of us to defend OUR CULTURE AND HERITAGE!!!!!!!!
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/29/sports/baseball/cleveland-indians-chief-wahoo-logo.html
1/25/2018
1/24/2018
Good Guy With A Gun and a proud history of not letting the “authorities” tread on him is targeted in a massive witch hunt being rigged by a totally biased so-called “Chief Deputy” from the Moore County “Sheriff’s” Office!!!!!!
James Franklin Comer from our Eagle Springs NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with (get this) communicating threats, possession of a firearm by a felon, possession of a weapon of mass destruction and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill after he allegedly fired multiple shots at two nosy busybodies from the state Department of Public Safety who were making one of their intrusive probation monitoring visits to his mobile home.
See, the state “authorities” were out to get Patriot Comer from the beginning. The flimsy pretext they used for snooping around his property is that the state Department of Corrections had listed Patriot Comer as an absconder for violating the probation sentence he received in connection with a 2011 conviction for assault inflicting serious injury on a law enforcement officer. Jeez, some people just can’t let some things go!!!! ( I bet these same “authorities” still hold a grudge over the fact that Hillary lost by the biggest landslide in American history!!!!!)
See, these insecure “authorities” felt threatened by the freedom loving Patriot Comer because he isn’t going to kowtow to the Deep State which is why the rigged system also convicted him for assault on a public official in 1998 and assault on a policeman in 1988. Then to really pile on with their character assassination games, the “authorities” also made sure the rigged system convicted him on totally bogus charges of child abuse, assault on a female and kidnapping because they want to pile up the felony convictions so Patriot Comer can never legally own a gun. In this day and age can you believe there are actually still some states that deny felons who have served their time the right to own a gun?????!!!!??? SAD!!!!!!
Worse yet, Patriot Comer obviously doesn’t have a chance for a fair hearing on this latest charge because the so-called “investigation” is being directed by a Chief Deputy from the Moore County “Sheriff’s” Office who has a Mexican sounding name!!!!!! Well, we certainly already know how this is going to turn out for Patriot Comer, don’t we????!!!!????
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because he will clean out all of the justice and liberty-hating saboteurs and provocateurs who have a chokehold on the highest levels of management in the FBI and CIA, and this will certainly have a trickle down effect to clean out the rot and corruption in shit hole swamps of skulduggery like the Moore County “Sheriff’s” Department, and we will never again face the obscene threat of mass deportations of heroes like Patriot Comer back to prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man Accused of Shooting at Probation Officers in Robbins
1/23/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because most of the online dating sites out there are a ripoff and will never help you find your soul mate!!!!!!!!!!
Troy James Queen from our Scappoose NSPA chapter was arrested last week on (get this) suspicion of kidnapping, unlawful use of a weapon, assault, menacing and interference with making a report after he allegedly began hitting a woman in his car after she had asked him to bring her home after a date. He then allegedly pulled his car to the side of the road and fired a shot from his gun and then pointed the gun at her head while telling her she would never see her family again. He then allegedly pointed the gun to his head and noticed the tattletale in the car with him called 911 so he understandably allegedly grabbed her phone and threw it out the window. He then allegedly continued to hit her on the drive home, according to a fake news “affidavit” filed in the totally rigged Columbia County Circuit so-called Court!!!!
Sure enough, this is obviously yet another alt-left witch hunt against a Good Guy With A Gun in an effort to misdirect their gullible base from paying attention to real news, like the incredible boost President Donald J. Trump’s tax cuts have already given the American economy!!!!!! See, as Patriot Queen tried to explain to the “authorities”, he only accidentally elbowed his date. While he acknowledged he shot the gun out the car window and threw her cell phone out the window and that these actions would frighten a reasonable person, he denied these actions frightened his date.
See, Patriot Queen met this woman through an online dating site and was led to believe the site’s personality compatibility matching software would pair him with a woman who shared his love for guns and might enjoy a little gun play in the course of the date. Sure enough, though, all of these quack love doctor claims about the magical ability of the site’s so-called algorithms to find your soul mate proved to be nothing more than a snake oil salesman’s spiel. So, through no fault of his own, Patriot Queen actually got paired with an uptight ice princess and because of this he’s now just the latest insecure, small-penised, White guy to be victimized by the totally phony, Deep State, George Soros-funded #MeToo “movement”!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Scappoose man accused of kidnapping, hitting, pointing gun at woman he met online
1/22/2018
1/17/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because liberals hate and ignore the Bible!!!!!!!!!!!
David Hugh Johnson from our Amoret NSPA chapter was arrested this morning and charged with (get this) two counts of felony property damage after the so-called “authorities” determined Patriot Johnson allegedly shot and killed two horses being boarded on property owned by his father. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting fake news “media” tried to manipulate their gullible, dim-witted viewers by airing a maudlin interview with the distraught owner of the horses because there is nothing these lie merchants enjoy more than fomenting a laughably unjustified culture of victimization among their easily frightened and aggrieved viewers in order to instill irrational hatred against true heroes like Patriot Johnson!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Amoret NSPA chapter that Patriot Johnson had recently been leading a Bible study and initiated a conversation about Deuteronomy 17:16 – Only he must not acquire many horses for himself or cause the people to return to Egypt in order to acquire many horses, since the Lord has said to you, ‘You shall never return that way again.’
Well, the lying, disgusting “media” kept harping on the question of why somebody would shoot and kill two harmless horses who were like family members to their owner and were beloved by the children in the neighborhood, and it’s obvious that they never turn to the Bible as the infallible source of answers to all questions in life. Even the most cursory review of Deuteronomy 17:16 makes it clear why well-armed Patriots must prevent other men from acquiring too many horses!!!!! #obvious
Isn’t it pathetic how the alt-left hate squads crucify Patriot Johnson for abiding by Deuteronomy 17:16 just like they crucified Patriot Donald J. Trump for abiding by Two Corinthians????!!!!??? SAD!!!!!!
1/15/2018
The National Small Penis Association celebrates Martin Luther King Day for the very first time by announcing Paris Dennard is the first colored guy ever to be granted membership to the NSPA!!!!!!!!!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters in Akron, OH have been accused for many years of being a racist organization because of rumors that we have barred colored guys from joining our fine organization. The truth is that we have never had a formal policy to exclude colored guys because of the color of their skin since we are without a doubt the least racist organization you will ever meet. See, the inconvenient truth is that up until now there has never been a colored guy who met the strict membership criteria of the NSPA.
Therefore, we are thrilled to announce we have finally found a colored guy who has what it takes to join our illustrious ranks and become the Jackie Robinson of the NSPA. His name is Paris Dennard, the omnipresent pundit who NPR and all of the cable news networks trot out when they need a colored guy to provide unconditional support for President Donald J. Trump!!!!!! Patriot Dennard has been on our radar as one of the good ones for a long time, and when we saw him on CNN last week saying it was wrong to call President Donald J. Trump a racist for calling African nations “shithole” countries, we knew we finally had the guy with the temperament to break the NSPA color barrier!!!!!!
Sure enough, the alt-left and democrat party racists say horrible things about Patriot Dennard, thereby exposing their true dark colors!!!!!! For example, they call Patriot Dennard an ‘Urkel Tom’ and speculate that as an effeminate black nerd he probably experienced merciless teasing while growing up in the black community and, as a result, probably developed a deep-seated hatred for black people similar to the way Barack Obama developed a deep-seated hatred for white people as Glenn Beck correctly pointed out.
Worse yet, these “progressive” racists shamefully ridicule the ‘Gallery’ link on Patriot Dennard’s personal website (http://www.parisdennard.com/gallery-1/) as a heartbreakingly sad and pathetic record of a hollow man desperately seeking affirmation and acceptance from any quarters, no matter how deplorable, because this kind of immature name calling of anybody who doesn’t agree with them is the only way they know how to operate!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Welcome to the tribe, Patriot Dennard!!!!!!!!
1/13/2018
NSPA Good Guy With A Gun (who also just happens to be the governor of Missouri) is maligned and vilified by the fake news “media” basically because of the corrosive influences of the democrat party that he escaped when he joined the Republican Party in 2015!!!!!!!!!
Eric Greitens (a good Christian man with a wife and two young children) from our Jefferson City NSPA chapter has been crucified by the subversive fake news “media” and the alt-left character assassins (on George Soros’ payroll!!!!) over the past couple of days because of reports that he tried to blackmail the woman he had an affair with in 2015 to keep her mouth shut with compromising pictures he took of her after he had restrained her in bondage and blindfolded her in his home during their first sexual encounter while his pregnant wife was out of the house (probably getting her hair done or purchasing makeup).
See, Patriot Greitens was elected in 2016 as the Republican governor of Missouri, and the totally failing democrat party has targeted him for character assassination because he is a proud defender of Christian marriage (i.e., real marriage) and the 2nd Amendment (check out his totally manly campaign add featuring him firing an automatic weapon!!!), and there is nothing the democrat party hates more than Christian marriage and the 2nd Amendment!!!!!!!
Sure, the fake news “media” is trying to make much of his act of adultery with a married woman, which began March 2015, but we would like to make the salient point that he initiated this adultery while he was still a registered member of the democrat party. See, Patriot Greitens became a registered member of the Republican Party in July 2015 when he announced his intentions to run for governor of Missouri. See, he began the affair when he was in the democrat party and didn’t respect the sanctity of a marriage between one man and one woman. It was his allegiance with that hedonistic, ungodly party with its mantra of ‘if it feels good, do it’ that allowed him to be unfaithful to his wife and the vow they made in front of God!!!! He also surely wanted to destroy the marriage between the woman and her husband at the time because members of the democrat party love nothing more than destroying the family unit!!!!!!
Well, now the fake news “media” is making a big deal out of the reports that Patriot Greitens allegedly slapped his ex-mistress’ face when they encountered each other at the hospital where Patriot Greitens’ wife was giving birth to their second child. Yeah, this allegedly happened after Patriot Greitens became a Republican, but it’s not like you could expect Patriot Greitens to immediately escape the narcotic-like haze of hatred of Christian marriage that hovered over him all of those years he was in the democrat party!!!!!! The good news is that he has now been safely ensconced in the warm Christian glow of the Republican Party for 2 ½ years so all of the evil democrat party poison is now completely flushed from his system. He and his wife say their marriage and faith in Christ are stronger than ever so this story really is nothing more than a big nothingburger!!!!!!!!
Sure enough, though, the hate mongers in the democrat party keep coming after Patriot Greitens. Well, they finally realized they can’t continue to spread their disgusting, reprehensible lies against Donald J. Trump because he just keeps winning and exposing them to be the empty-headed, racist, dishonest, amoral, incompetent pigs they are so it’s no surprise they have now decided to try to train their guns on Patriot Greitens instead!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!
Disgraced Missouri Governor Eric Greitens denies slapping his married mistress in a hospital while his wife was giving birth
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263319/Eric-Greitens-slapped-mistress-wife-gave-birth.html
1/8/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to an unhinged environmentalist activist!!!!!!!!
Andrew Riehle from our Lafayette NSPA chapter was arrested early Friday morning and charged with (get this) intimidation, criminal recklessness and pointing a firearm after he allegedly pulled a gun on a bar owner who was attempting to kick him out of the bar. Sure enough, though, the fake news peddlers at the Journal & Courier so-called “newspaper” have rigged the coverage of what happened to make Patriot Riehle look like a criminal in order to push their anti-gun, eco-terrorist agenda!!!!!!!!
See, the critical element of this story that the Journal & Courier intentionally minimized is that all this nonsense started when the bar owner kicked Patriot Riehle out of his bar after confronting him over taking so many paper napkins from the bar. Well, understandably, Patriot Riehle wasn’t going to be intimidated by this eco-bully with his overbearing conservationist agenda so he allegedly pulled out a gun and pointed it at the bar owner. How long are we expected to obediently accept having the amoral and avaricious big-money tree growing lobby have their way and selfishly dictate who has access and control of our country’s natural resources????!!!!!????
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House and Ryan Zinke as the Secretary of the Interior to put an and to this relentless, nightmarish attempted takeover of government land by the alt-left, George Soros-funded arborists!!!!!!!!!
Police: Bar patron pulls pistol after shown the door
http://www.jconline.com/story/news/crime/2018/01/05/bar-patron-pulls-pistol-after-shown-door/1008243001/
1/7/2018
Lindsey ‘The Fist of Justice’ Graham strikes again to defend America!!!!!!!!!!
Senator Lindsey Graham from our Columbia NSPA chapter lived up to his nickname, ‘The Fist of Justice’, again when he bravely stood up to the fake news witch hunters, who are colluding to undermine Donald J. Trump’s presidency, by calling for the Department of Justice to bring criminal charges against Christopher Steele for lying to the FBI about the so-called dossier he compiled and filled with lies about Patriot Trump!!!!!!!!
Now, when we first met Patriot Graham many years ago, we couldn’t understand why everybody referred to him as ‘The Fist.’ Then as we got to know Patriot Graham, we realized they must have been referring to him as ‘The Fist of Justice’ because he always comes out on the right side of truth and justice, even when we have become worried at times that he might be a closeted democrat party double-agent, like back during the 2016 Republican primary when he took some cheap shots at Patriot Trump.
However, Patriot Graham proves over and over and over again that we can count him on him to demonstrate that he has the backbone to stand up for truth (i.e., the Republican party) when it really counts, just like he did with this courageous stance against Christopher Steele. Sure enough, the haters and the internet trolls have been directing their vile venom at Patriot Graham by accusing him of degrading the integrity of his office by shamelessly sinking to an embarrassingly obvious partisan stunt in a futile and pathetic attempt to try to provide ultimately pointless cover for Patriot Trump in the face of the ongoing and ever expanding Mueller investigation. See, these losers still can’t get over the fact that Hillary lost!!!!!!! #growup
Worse yet, many of these haters have the nerve to question the psychological makeup of this noble man who would risk his legacy in order to provide cover to Patriot Trump, who rightfully called out John McCain, Patriot Graham’s best friend, for not being a war hero. This in fact is exactly why we have so much admiration for Patriot ‘The Fist of Justice’ Graham. See, it takes a special man to have the courage to place the interest of America and the TRUTH above any personal loyalties and lifelong friendships!!!!!!!! I mean, this was an obvious call for Patriot Graham to make. For example, if you had to choose between facing down the Vietcong with Donald J. Trump or John McCain, who are you going to pick???? #duh
GOP Senators Recommend Criminal Investigation Of Trump Dossier Author
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/senate-christopher-steele_us_5a4fccb4e4b003133ec7aa4a
1/2/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to put a dog out of its misery before it suffered a horrible death!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob D. Hooten from our Laurel NSPA chapter was arrested this past Friday and charged with (get this) Torturing or Mutilating a Vertebrate Animal (level 6 felony) after he allegedly shot his ex-girlfriend’s six-month-old puppy in the face after arguing with her via text messages. Sure enough, in our opinion, this is just another case of the fake news media conducting a witch hunt against a Good Guy With A Gun to push their alt-left, man-hating, gun-hating agenda!!!!!
See, if you believe the lies being peddled by the local fake news “media” and the totally biased Franklin County “Sheriff’s” Department (who we believe are obviously colluding to take down Patriot Hooten), you believe Patriot Hooten, who was keeping his ex-girlfriend’s puppy at his house, shot the puppy in the face and left it to die a slow death on his back porch in the freezing cold out of spite toward his ex-girlfriend.
Well, we talked to the other members of our Laurel NSPA chapter and got the alternative facts about what we believe actually happened. See, after Patriot Hooten’s ex-girlfriend sent a bunch of hysterical text messages to report she was coming to his house to retrieve her puppy, Patriot Hooten understandably became concerned about the puppy’s well-being because he knew what danger the puppy would be in while riding in a car driven by an overly emotional woman driver. I mean, he surely knew there was a good chance that she would get in a car accident because of her poor driving skills, and the puppy would likely die a horrible death inside the mangled car. So Patriot Hooten humanely decided to allegedly shoot the puppy in the face with his 16 gauge shotgun to put it out of its suffering before it got in a car accident caused by his ex-girlfriend.
Patriot Hooten’s ex-girlfriend showed up and took the dog away before it could die with dignity on Patriot Hooten’s back porch so she could rush it to a veterinarian for treatment. Well, sure enough, the ex-girlfriend slid off the road and wrecked her car (surprise, surprise)!!!!! Right on cue, a Franklin County “deputy” who apparently couldn’t be bothered with actually being out on patrol to fight crime caused by Mexican murderers and rapists who have snuck into America because the democrat party has prevented President Trump from building his wall showed up to the accident. Well, Patriot Hooten’s ex-girlfriend tried to distract the “deputy” from her fault in causing the accident and fed him a sob story about Patriot Hooten shooting her puppy in the face. The “deputy” fell for this and rushed over to Patriot Hooten’s house to arrest him.
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can order the Department of Justice to conduct a long overdue purge of the Franklin County “Sheriff’s” Department to put an end to this unwarranted harassment of Patriot Hooten!!!!!!! #MAGA
Ex-Boyfriend Accused Of Shooting Puppy In Face With Shotgun
1/1/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to (we figure) break up some suspicious activity being hatched by (we guess) a bunch of American communists (who are really just trouble making, subversive, dead-enders who hang out perpetually in college towns because they can’t get real jobs so they want to undermine the system to make life miserable for the rest of us hard working REAL Americans!), unlike those Russian communists (who, come to think of it, really aren’t that bad after all), and wouldn’t it be a good thing if we got along better with Russia??!!!????
Jon Hanley from our Lakeville NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and faces charges of (get this) criminal recklessness and could eventually be charged with (get this) animal cruelty after he allegedly shot a German shepherd named Major. Sure enough, the fake news media at WNDU-Channel 16 is trying to make Patriot Hanley sound like a bad guy with their rigged coverage of the story.
See, with the way they have reported their version of the “facts”, Major, who accompanies his owner everywhere she goes, slipped out of his owner’s car while she was in a store. While she was trying to catch Major in the store parking lot, witnesses reported Patriot Hanley tried to help her catch him. Well, when Major barked at Patriot Hanley and made no attempt to bite him, Patriot Hanley allegedly retrieved his gun from his car and shot Major “execution style”, according to the obviously biased witnesses. First off, we would like to point out Major didn’t die or anything. The bullet simply passed harmlessly through his skull and lodged in his shoulder, where it safely came to a stop. After emergency surgery, he is in stable condition so we don’t see why all of this fuss is even necessary!!!!!
Furthermore, we talked to the other members of our Lakeville NSPA chapter and got the alternative facts about what really happened. See, the under reported aspect of this story concerns the store where Major’s owner had been allegedly “shopping”, if that’s what you want to call it. See, the name of the “store” was ‘Working Person’s Store’, which according to many members of our Lakeville NSPA chapter may be a front and secret meeting hall for an American communist organization because of the name of the place and because of the gut feeling a lot of our Lakeville members have about the place. According to them, there’s just something fishy about the place, and we’ve got to get to the bottom of it.
See, we figure that maybe they were having a meeting about igniting a workers’ uprising in Lakeville, and maybe they were training German shepherds to attack REAL Americans as part of their revolt, and we figure that Patriot Hanley probably figured this out as well so, when you think about it, he really didn’t have any choice except to allegedly shoot that German shepherd in order to prevent this Bolshevik brouhaha planned in collusion with the Deep State to try to undermine the legitimacy of President Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that Patriot Hanley was in place to stand up for President Trump. Now it’s time for us to stand up for Patriot Hanley and put an end to this miscarriage of justice!!!!! NSPA members of America, unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: Police ID suspect in custody after dog shot outside Lakeville store
12/28/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the job killing, alt-left, environmental fascists in the democrat party have destroyed the lumber industry with their selfish, unhinged zeal to cater to the big money tree hugger lobby!!!!!!!!!
David Wayne Gore from our Wilmington NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) murder after he allegedly shot and killed a 34-year-old man in the course of a totally understandable misunderstanding that was created by the American carnage left behind by the soulless, venal tree growing lobby which totally owns the disgustingly servile and amoral democrat party and is driven by the shockingly selfish and sinfully short-sighted goal to destroy the lumber industry!!!!!!! Sure enough, the totally biased and corrupt Bladen County “Sheriff’s” Office (which needs to be purged immediately!!!!) ignored the facts of the case because they have rigged a witch hunt against Patriot Gore!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Saturday when Patriot Gore, who owns Gore Marine in Wilmington, went looking for a $200,000 boat that a thief had stolen from him earlier in the week. Well, Patriot Gore used some solid deductive reasoning and went looking for his boat at Squires Timber, an abandoned lumber mill where there are multiple large buildings. See, if you were a thief who was trying to hide a stolen boat, this is exactly the kind of place you would go to stash the boat out of sight. Well, Patriot Gore came upon two guys who must have looked like they were up to no good (because who else other than a suspicious criminal would be hanging out in an abandoned lumber mill? #duh), and he confronted them because he allegedly was sure they had his boat.
Well, one thing led to another and Patriot Gore allegedly shot and killed one of the men and the Blanden County “Sheriff’s” Office determined the two men had nothing to do with the stolen boat and there was no evidence of the boat at the abandoned lumber mill and Patriot Gore’s gun was confiscated. What burns us up is that if the vile tree hugger lobby and their shamefully obedient democrat party henchmen hadn’t destroyed the lumber industry, the lumber yard would not have been abandoned and Patriot Gore would not have gone there looking for his boat, and he never would have been in position to accidentally shoot the man who died in this totally understandable faux pas!!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can single-handedly save the lumber industry just like he saved the coal industry this year. See, now all of the abandoned lumber yards will be brought back as thriving businesses and no boat owner will ever again have to go to an abandoned lumber yard to look for his boat and to accidentally shoot and kill somebody who he mistakenly thought stole his boat!!!!!!!! #MAGA
Gore Marine owner facing murder charge
http://www.starnewsonline.com/news/20171226/gore-marine-owner-facing-murder-charge
12/26/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because TNT and TBS have fetishized that goddamn ‘A Christmas Story’ with their goddamn relentless and seemingly unending airings of the movie on Christmas!!!!!!!!!
Erick James Bolin from our Ontario NSPA chapter was booked into the West Valley Detention Center on suspicion of killing his mother Christmas afternoon. See, according to the so-called Ontario “Police” Department, their “officers” responded to Patriot Bolin’s call to report he had shot his mother at their home. Patriot Bolin tried to explain to the low-energy “officers” (who were probably disgruntled that they had to work on Christmas in the first place so you just know they weren’t about to be fair and balanced for one second because we’re sure they wanted to make sure somebody else was as unhappy as they were on Christmas) that he had shot his mother by accident, but they went ahead and arrested him anyway and held him without bail. We bet they wanted to make sure they weren’t the only people in Ontario who were unable to enjoy Christmas at home!!!!!!
Sure enough, by simply talking to the other members of our Ontario NSPA chapter, we were able to piece together the alternative facts to determine what probably actually happened. See, we heard that Patriot Bolin’s mother loved ‘A Christmas Story’ (which, by the way, those of us here at the NSPA headquarters in Akron, OH enjoyed the first 87 times we saw the movie, but enough is enough!!!!!!) so much that she bought her 28-year-old son a gun for Christmas and asked him to reenact her favorite scenes from the movie. Well, one thing led to another, and just like at the end of the movie when Ralphie almost accidentally shot his eye out, we heard Patriot Bolin allegedly accidentally shot his mother, and she ended up dying. Despite this, the Ontario “Police” Department still arrested him!!!!!!
Should it be any surprise that the godless, alt-left “authorities” would try such an underhanded tactic to mar the Christmas celebration in Ontario with this totally rigged arrest because they are pathetically bound and determined to continue their vicious War On Christmas even though President Donald J. Trump triumphantly vanquished the democrat party’s and CNN’s horrendous goal to suppress the celebration of Christmas??????? This is a testament to the lack of respect of the rule of law and the rampant lack of accountability that exists in the Ontario “Police” Department so we insist on a purge of this biased and out of control “law enforcement agency” in order to reestablish credibility in their ability to impartially dispense justice!!!!!!!
Ontario man suspected of fatally shooting his mother on Christmas
https://www.sbsun.com/2017/12/26/ontario-man-suspected-of-fatally-shooting-his-mother-on-christmas/
12/21/2017
Papa John’s founder and CEO resigns from his company to spend more time with the National Small Penis Association!!!!!!
John Schnatter from our Louisville NSPA chapter announced today that he will be stepping down as CEO of Papa John’s, the pizza company he started in 1984. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting fake news media has been peddling a hoax all day that Patriot Schnatter was forced to resign as a result of the “controversy” generated by his recent claim that his company’s rapidly declining pizza sales were a result of the NFL’s handling of a bunch of trouble making NFL players who have been kneeling during the national anthem as part of a so-called social justice protest. See, Papa John’s is the official pizza of the NFL. On top of that, the alt-left hit squad has had it in for him for years because Patriot Schnatter had the noble courage to oppose Obamacare because the government takeover of healthcare might add 14 cents to the cost of each pizza!!!!!! Sure enough, Patriot Schnatter and Papa John’s became the target of the army of despicable alt-left online trolls who posted vicious comments, such as saying Papa John’s pizza tastes like a bowel movement discharged by a pizza oven!!!! SAD!!!!!
Well, the truth is, and you heard it here first, that Patriot Schnatter is actually stepping away from Papa John’s to spend more time with the National Small Penis Association. Patriot Schnatter looks forward to bringing his awesome marketing and public relations skills full-time to the NSPA headquarters to fight for the cause of inclusion of the insecure, small-penised, White guy community in American society. Even with the totally awesome leadership of President Donald J. Trump, America will never be truly great again until the racist persecution of insecure, small-penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out finally comes to an end!!!!!
Papa John’s CEO John Schnatter steps down weeks after wading into NFL anthem controversy
12/20/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save his son from a life of crime by using his 2nd Amendment to school him on the 8th Commandment!!!!!!!!
Raymond Leuser from our Chicago NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) attempted first-degree murder and aggravated battery/discharge of a firearm after he allegedly shot his 22-year-old son. However, if you disregard the fake news presented by the Chicago “Police” Department and consider the alternative facts provided by the other members of our Chicago NSPA chapter, you will readily see that Patriot Leuser is actually the victim of Big Government overreach aimed at undermining the role of the father as the head of the family unit and dispenser of a proper moral education!!!!!! See, Big Government thinks it can do a better job of raising children than the Christian father can!!!!!
All this nonsense started last week when Patriot Leuser had no choice except to call off sick from his job as a police officer with the Indian Head Park Police Department. Well, since there is no better cure for the flu than going to a 7-Eleven to purchase pizza, popcorn and Smirnoff vodka, that’s exactly what Patriot Leuser did. Well, while Patriot Leuser was taking a nap after drinking a little bit of the vodka for medicinal purposes, his ne’er-do-well son allegedly drank three glasses of vodka from the bottle and tried to cover up his thievery by replacing the missing vodka with water!!!!!
Now, if you believe the Chicago “Police” Department’s account, you believe that Patriot Leuser became enraged over his son’s treachery and shot him in the stomach in an unhinged act of violence. However, we heard from the other members of our Chicago NSPA chapter Patriot Leuser was immediately concerned that his 22-year-old son was at risk of failing to develop into an emotionally stable, mature and law abiding adult. I mean, you could see a 14-year-old pulling a stunt like this and think nothing of it, but Patriot Leuser would have been perfectly justified by worrying that his son was too old for this type of irresponsible behavior so he had to take drastic and decisive action to get his son on the right track and to teach him ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’, just like it says in the Bible so he allegedly shot him in the stomach (knowing it wouldn’t kill him or anything!) to jolt him out of his wicked ways!!!!
Well, sure enough, the “authorities” don’t value the family unit and, more importantly, the role of the father as the most important member of the family unit because they think they know better when it comes to raising children so they treated Patriot Leuser like a common criminal so they could arrest him and confiscate his gun. Sure enough, you can count on alt-left hate mongers to demand that he be fired from his job as a police officer. See, the alt-left crowd doesn’t feel we should hold criminals, like Patriot Leuser’s son, accountable for their crimes so they twist themselves into pathetic knots to deny/rationalize/justify/minimize the criminal’s act and then commit shameless character assassination against the investigators and dispensers of justice. Jeez, are these “people” despicable or what?????!!!!!!!!!?????
Well, at least we can thank Jesus Christ for making sure Donald J. Trump and the Republicans in the House of Representatives and the Senate are in charge so they can put an end to this witch hunt against Patriot Leuser now that they have gloriously fixed taxes to help all of the struggling Americans who were devastated by the nightmarish misrule of Dictator Obama’s illegal 8-year occupation of the White House!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MAGA
Suburban police sergeant shot son in dispute over vodka: prosecutor
12/18/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save his ex-girlfriend from dying from carbon monoxide poisoning!!!!!!!
Paul Leon Lipsey from our Jonesville NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with (get this) attempted murder, possession of a weapon during a violent crime and possession of a weapon by a person convicted of a violent felony after he allegedly (get this) tried to harm his ex-girlfriend (according to the “authorities”) by shooting up her house!!!!!!! Once again, we have another case of the lying, disgusting “media” colluding with the totally biased Spartanburg County “Sheriff’s” Department to smear and destroy the life of an insecure, small-penised, White guy just so they can lock him up in jail and confiscate his gun!!!!!! It’s a shame what’s happened with the Spartanburg County “Sheriff’s” Department. It’s a very sad thing to watch, I will tell you that. The level of anger at what everybody has been witnessing with respect to the Spartanburg County “Sheriff’s” Department it’s certainly very sad!!!!!
See, according to the “authorities”, Patriot Lipsey drove up to his ex-girlfriend’s home Saturday night and fired six shots into her house in an attempt to harm her. However, we have been in touch with the other members of our Jonesville NSPA chapter, and they heard from a very reliable source that Patriot Lipsey had simply been concerned that his ex-girlfriend was going to possibly die from carbon monoxide poisoning and wanted to make sure her house was properly ventilated to make sure this didn’t happen.
See, women aren’t good at important home maintenance matters, like proper fireplace and chimney maintenance, and we heard Patriot Lipsey was worried about what would happen to his ex-girlfriend without him around the house anymore to keep her safe. We heard Patriot Lipsey called her repeatedly to make sure she cleaned her chimney (sure enough, the fake news “media” tried to make it sound like he was threatening her with his phone calls, SAD!!!!), but she never picked up the phone and talked to him. See, we figure she was probably busy watching that stupid Christmas movie marathon on the Hallmark Channel and was completely ignorant of the danger she had placed herself in by allowing her house to become a potential toxic deathtrap!!!!
So even though they were no longer a formal couple, Patriot Lipsey allegedly selflessly fired those six shots into her house to let in fresh air to save her from the carbon monoxide poisoning because she refused to come out of her house to him because she couldn’t pull herself away from ‘A Wish for Christmas’ or ‘A Perfect Christmas’ or ‘A December Bride’ or ‘Christmas in Homestead’ or ‘The Mistletoe Promise’ or ‘My Christmas Dream’ or ‘A Rose for Christmas’ or ‘When Calls the Heart Christmas’ or ‘Journey Back to Christmas’ or ‘Sleigh Bells Ring’ or ‘Christmas Getaway’ or ‘A Very Merry Mix-Up’ or ‘Matchmaker Santa’ or ‘The Christmas Cure’ or ‘The Mistletoe Inn’ or ‘Sharing Christmas’ or ‘Christmas in Evergreen’ or ‘Christmas Next Door’ or ‘With Love, Christmas’ or ‘Christmas Incorporated’ or ‘Christmas Under Wraps’ or ‘Once Upon a Holiday’ or ‘The Sweetest Christmas’ or ‘The Christmas Cottage’ or ‘Christmas Connection’ or ‘Enchanted Christmas’ for one minute in order to save her own life!!!! (The only reason I know about these movies is because I live with my mother so I can keep an eye on her because she is getting up there in years, and she insists on watching these stupid movies!!!! I would never watch these movies if I lived alone!!!!!)
Sure enough, though, Patriot Lipsey was “rewarded” for his heroic gesture by getting arrested and thrown in jail on these totally bogus charges!!!! Hopefully, President Donald J. Trump will be like one of the angels in one of these Hallmark Channel movies who makes sure there is a happy ending for everybody and springs Patriot Lipsey from jail and gives him his gun back!!!!!!!!
Jonesville man charged with attempted murder in shooting
http://www.wspa.com/2017/12/18/jonesville-man-charged-with-attempted-murder-in-shooting/
12/12/2017
National Small Penis Association candidate Roy Moore defeated in a totally rigged election that we are sure was fixed by that damn Jew lawyer!!!!!!!!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters have been in touch with all of our Alabama chapters, and we’re hearing that the real reason our candidate Roy Moore lost the Senate seat tonight in Alabama (the state with the 3rd highest per capita rate of NSPA membership for Christ’s sake!!!!!) is because that conniving Jew lawyer who Kayla Moore was talking about last night was really secretly colluding with George Soros and the Doug Jones campaign to sabotage Patriot Moore’s campaign!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are preparing a dossier to expose this horrific theft of the Alabama Senate seat from Patriot Moore, and we can assure you the National Small Penis Association will not rest until we correct this obscene election result!!!!!!!!!
12/11/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested after engaging in a 14-hour so-called “standoff” with the Waterville so-called “Police” Department!!!!!!
Michael Joslyn from our Waterville NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with (get this) reckless conduct, aggravated criminal mischief, refusing to submit to arrest and creating a police standoff after he allegedly fired gunshots through the floor of his apartment in an attempt to shoot his landlord who lives in the apartment below him and then engaged in a 14-hour standoff with the Waterville “Police” Department. The truth, though, is that this was nothing more than an alt-left takedown of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Westerville NSPA chapter that Patriot Joslyn’s landlord is named Grinberg or Greenberg or Greenbaum or Greenblatt or something like that (you get the picture!!!!), if you know what I mean. Well, we heard that Patriot Joslyn had a water leak under his bathroom sink so you can only imagine how difficult it would be for Patriot Joslyn to get his landlord to pay for a plumber to fix the leak so you can completely understand why Patriot Joslyn would have had to fire a few harmless shots through his floor to subtly let his landlord know he expected him to fix the leak pronto!!!!!!
So, sure enough, we heard the conniving landlord called the so-called “police” rather than fixing the leak. So (get this) Waterville’s finest (…….NOT!!!!!), who apparently felt they had nothing better to do because they didn’t see a need to keep the streets of Waterville safe from marauding bands of Mexican rapists and murderers, rushed on the scene and surrounded Patriot Joslyn’s apartment for 14 hours in what they called a “standoff” (puh-leeze!!!!!!). See, we heard Patriot Joslyn wasn’t even aware the so-called Waterville “Police” had surrounded his apartment because he was busy binge watching this past season of ‘Carnival Eats’ on the Cooking Channel the whole time he was in his apartment. However, that didn’t prevent the Waterville “Police” from attacking Patriot Joslyn and dragging him away from his apartment so they could confiscate his gun!!!! (And do you think the landlord is in a hurry to pay a plumber to fix the leak while Patriot Joslyn is locked up in jail??? Yeah, right!!!!!)
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to act as the last line of defense to protect the rights of insecure, small-penised, White guys who affirm their sense of manhood through the possession of firearms from this type of injustice and mistreatment at the hands of “law enforcement” officials!!!!!!!!
Man in Custody After 14-Hour Standoff in Waterville
http://www.wabi.tv/content/news/Man-in-Custody-After-14-Hour-Standoff-in-Waterville-463483843.html
12/6/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically just for singing along to a Big Sean song on the radio!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeffrey Peters from our Gates NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) menacing, aggravated harassment as a hate crime, criminal possession of a weapon and criminal use of a weapon after he allegedly committed “road rage” in a Home Depot parking lot and allegedly pointed his 9mm handgun in the face of another drive, who by sheer coincidence just happened to be black, and called him the ‘n-word’ a couple of times. Sure enough, though, upon a closer look of the alternative facts, it is obvious to us here at the National Small Penis Association that this is just another case of the Political Correctness Police carrying themselves as if they are accountable to nobody as they wreak havoc with the rule of law in America in order to hurt insecure, small penised, White guys just to appease their dull-witted, bigoted base!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Now, if you believe the clowns in the so-called Gates “Police” Department, you believe that Patriot Peters became enraged with the driver in front of him, who just happened to be black, for driving slowly even though it was actually an older woman driver in the next car ahead who was driving slowly and then confronted him in the Home Depot parking lot and pointed the 9mm handgun in his face while calling him the n-word.
Sure enough, we don’t believe this fake news account for a second. See, we heard from the other members of our Gates NSPA chapter that Patriot Peters is actually the least racist person any of them have ever known. In fact, they said Patriot Peters is so open-minded that he had actually been trying to learn more about the colored person community and had been listening to and singing along with the latest Big Sean album. We heard Patriot Peters hadn’t even been paying attention to the traffic in front of him because he was concentrating so much on the Big Sean song.
We then heard that when Patriot Peters got out of his car, he was simply singing the lyrics to a Big Sean song that drops the ‘n-word’ every which way but loose. Furthermore, we heard that Patriot Peters was going to that Home Depot simply to purchase some Ballistol Multi-Purpose Oil to clean his gun, and he had simply pulled his gun out of his pocket to make sure he had it with him just as he got to the part of the Big Sean song that had the ‘n-word’!!!!!
Sure enough, the other driver is obviously one of those people who harbors a systemic, irrational sense of victimization and an unconditional mistrust of anybody different from him thanks to the shameless propaganda fed to him by those evil manipulators at MSNBC so he just naturally assumed Patriot Peters’ words and gun were being directed at him!!!!!!
Well, surprise, surprise, the so-called Gates “Police” Department was only too happy to buy into that nonsense because there’s nothing they enjoy more than confiscating a gun from an insecure, small-penised, White guy, and they went ahead and arrested Patriot Peters on these fake charges, even though this whole case is one big nothingburger!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can use the power of his office to put an end to these types of callously provocative acts by the alt-left, obviously designed to senselessly antagonize their opponents and senselessly inflame impossibly volatile and dangerous situations!!!!!!!
Police: Gates man pointed gun, yelled racial slurs at driver in parking lot
http://13wham.com/news/local/road-rage-arrest-in-gates-after-driver-pointed-gun-yelled-racial-slurs
12/1/2017
11/30/2017
First National Small Penis Association meeting!!!!! #tbt
11/29/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to save his girlfriend from the emotionally immature and obscenely selfish sense of obsessive possessiveness she had developed toward her dog!!!!!!!!!
Randy Daniels from our nearby Amherst NSPA chapter was obviously forced against his will to enter the totally rigged Elyria Municipal Court on Monday to face a so-called judge (who oh-so-conveniently just happened to be a woman) to plead no contest to the charge of cruelty to a companion animal after he allegedly shot and killed his live-in girlfriend’s fox terrier-Chihuahua mix way back in March. See, it is obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters in Akron that the busybodies in the Amherst “Police” Department were bound and determined to take down Patriot Daniels no matter what because they wanted nothing more than to confiscate his gun.
We knew they were up to no good when they kept on nitpicking with the details of Patriot Daniels’ initial account that he had accidentally shot the dog while cleaning his .22-caliber pistol. Then to make matters worse, Patriot Daniels’ girlfriend’s mother poked her nose in on the case and pulled her typical passive-aggressive nonsense by telling the “police” that she suspected Patriot Daniels had shot the dog intentionally because a couple of weeks prior to the shooting he asked her what her daughter would be without her dog.
See, it is obvious to us that Patriot Daniels sensed his girlfriend was developing an unnatural and unhealthy sense of possessiveness toward her dog and was becoming capable of doing something unspeakably selfish and destructive to maintain her perceived control over this dog so he had no choice except to shoot and kill the dog to save her from herself! Sure enough, though, Patriot Daniels got no credit for this selfless act and was instead treated like a criminal!!!!!!! That’s what life is like for an insecure, small-penised, White guy who affirms his sense of manhood through the possession of firearms in America!!!!! We naively thought that with one of our own kind in the White House that all of the bigotry we face would magically come to an end, and Patriot Daniels’ case is just another reminder of how much work we still have ahead of us!!!!!!
Amherst man guilty of killing girlfriend’s dog
http://www.chroniclet.com/Local-News/2017/11/29/Amherst-man-guilty-of-killing-girlfriends-dog.html
11/26/2017
There’s no “probably” about it here!!! Donald Trump is the National Small Penis Association’s Man of the Year for 2017!!!!!
Well, it’s no surprise that the totally failing false news has-been known as Time magazine is hemorrhaging subscribers and advertisers because they don’t have the courage or journalistic integrity to acknowledge that Donald J. Trump is the greatest Man of the Year (not ‘Person of the Year’, as if they had to keep it open to the possibility that some woman was greater than President Trump!) for 2017, but we here at the National Small Penis Association have known since January 1 that we would be recognizing Donald J. Trump as our Man of the Year for 2017 (#nobrainer)!!!!!!!!!!!
America has never produced a finer champion for the insecure, small-penised, White guy who is disappointed with how his life turned out community than President Donald J. Trump so, Hell, we’re going to go ahead and name Donald J. 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Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11/21/2017
National Small Penis Association prepares for Cyber Monday!!!!!!!!!
As the Christmas season (yes, we celebrate the Christmas season, not the Holiday season!) approaches, the National Small Penis Association can think of no better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ with your loved ones than by purchasing a shiny new set of bump stocks to put under the Christmas tree for them.
We are proud to announce NSPA members will get a 15% discount on all bump stocks ordered on slidefire.com on Cyber Monday by entering ‘micropenisman’ in the Promo Code box. May the joy of Jesus’ birth fill your heart every day of the year!!!!!!!!
Bump stock maker to resume sales Cyber Monday
http://www.guns.com/2017/11/21/bump-stock-maker-to-resume-sales-cyber-Monday/
11/20/2017
11/19/2017
Good Guy With A Gun suspended from the Suffolk County “Police” Department basically for having the initiative to do his job while he was off-duty!!!!!!!!!
Gregory Hanrahan from our Patchogue NSPA chapter was suspended from his job as the one hardworking police officer in the Suffolk County “Police” Department and was stripped of his service handguns after he allegedly pointed a gun at 3 women around 2 a.m. on Nov. 5. Worse yet, Patriot Hanrahan was hauled into court this past Tuesday to face a charge of (get this) menacing. Then to really rub it in, the so-called judge issued protection orders for the 3 trouble making big mouths who are obviously probably in cahoots with Gloria Allred to concoct a bunch of hooey to present themselves to the public as if they are some sort of traumatized victims who were preyed upon by Patriot Hanrahan!!!!!!! Can you believe how these soulless monsters from the alt-left democrat party know nothing about the decree in the Bible to never lie and how they always resort to ginning up fear among their gullible, bigoted base by floating out the specter of the “BIG BAD INSECURE SMALL-PENISED WHITE GUY” to push their political agenda??!!!!???!!!! SAD!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started around 2 a.m. on Nov. 5 when the 3 women left a bar and were walking to their car when Patriot Hanrahan allegedly made “rude, derogatory” remarks to them, which led the women and Patriot Hanrahan to allegedly exchange words. Well, the women then claimed that Patriot Hanrahan pulled a handgun from his waistband and pointed it in the air.
Sure enough, one of the women claimed to have been frightened by the act to the investigating “officer”!!!! See, we’re sure she had probably just watched ‘Gone With The Wind’ on Turner Classic Movies and pulled the trick that manipulative Scarlett O’Hara pulled on that weak-willed Ashley Wilkes when she acted all helpless and such and put her head on his shoulder and started crying those fake tears of hers!!!!!!! Sure enough, he fell for it because there are so many alt-left easy marks out there who are all too willing to fall for any lie a woman tells about being a victim because the lies align so perfectly with their pig-headed, abominable political ideology!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
See, it is obvious to us the women must have been up to something no good or why else would Patriot Hanrahan have pulled a gun on them????? We’re sure there was something going on, and it was bad, and we’re saying Patriot Hanrahan had to get to the bottom of it. Sure enough, though, the lying, disgusting media and the “authorities” they collude with covered this up, and they presented the false narrative that Patriot Hanrahan was menacing the women!!!!!! And people actually believe this!!!!!!!!!
At least none of us in the National Small Penis Association will ever be played for suckers by the Republican Party and Donald Trump, our glorious leader!!!!!!!!! Jesus’ grace surely shines upon us!!!!!!
Off-Duty Suffolk Cop Stripped of Guns, Suspended After Pointing Weapon at 3 Women: Police
11/16/2017
11/15/2017
National Small Penis Association and Roy Moore under attack by the Jeff Bezos fake news Washington Post!!!!!
Excuse our abbreviated post tonight, but the National Small Penis Association has called an emergency executive session tonight to confer with our attorneys to prepare a lawsuit against the Washington Post. See, we had already heard that a Washington Post reporter named Bernie Bernstein was conniving his way around Alabama to dig up fake news dirt on Patriot Roy Moore from our Gadsden NSPA chapter, but word just got back to us today that two Washington Post reporters, Shecky Shecklestein and Miriam Goldblatz-Miranbaum, have been skulking around the streets of Akron to try to purchase fake news about Lee Greenwood Hannity, the founder and CEO of the National Small Penis Association!!!!!
Can you believe to what depths of depravity these soulless monsters from the alt-left democrat party will sink to try to discredit their opponents???!!!!! SAD!!!!!!! We will return to our regular posting tomorrow after we have shut down this anti-small penis hatred!!!!!
Washington Post says Alabama “robocall” was faked; some conservative media claim it’s real
11/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun facing charges for the “murder” of his wife even though he said he didn’t do it!!!!!!!!
Christopher S. Leclair from our Elk Creek Township NSPA chapter was arraigned today in the totally rigged Erie County Courthouse and hit with charges of (get this) first-degree murder, criminal homicide, aggravated assault, abuse of a corpse, tampering with evidence, possessing an instrument of crime, carrying a firearm without a license and false report of a death all because the so-called District Attorney claims that Patriot Leclair shot his wife in the head and dumped her corpse in Lake Erie from their boat, the Doris-M!!!!! Sure enough, it is obvious to us that this is all a witch hunt designed to take down a Good Guy With A Gun in order to distract the public from Crooked Hillary’s uranium deal with Russia!!!!!!
See, Patriot Leclair tried to explain to the jackbooted thugs in the U.S. Coast Guard and the Erie-Western Pennsylvania Port Authority that his wife fell off the boat and drowned. However, their fake “investigation” made use of a fake “autopsy” and obviously manipulated surveillance video from the boat dock and claimed Patriot Leclair shot his wife in the head on the boat, tied an anchor to her corpse and dumped her body in Lake Erie.
We know these are fake charges because one of the other members from our Elk Creek Township NSPA chapter talked to Patriot Leclair the other day, and he said, “Patriot Leclair said he didn’t kill his wife. He said he didn’t kill his wife. I asked him again. You can only ask so many times. Every time he sees me, he says, ‘I didn’t do that.’ And I believe, I really believe when he tells me that, he means it. I think he is very insulted by it. I believe that he feels he did not shoot and kill his wife.”
What more proof do you need that he didn’t do it? When will all the haters and fools out there realize what the disgusting alt-left, George Soros funded democrat party is trying to do to destroy the foundations of American democracy and the sanctity of the Second Amendment???!!!!????
Prosecutors seek first-degree murder conviction in Leclair case
http://www.goerie.com/news/20171114/prosecutors-seek-first-degree-murder-conviction-in-leclair-case
11/13/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for engaging in a little harmless fan fiction on YouTube!!!!!!!!
David Kenneth Smith from our Los Angeles NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this month and hauled into a totally rigged court to face a felony charge of (get this) making criminal threats after he allegedly threatened to go on a “killing spree” with a gun in a series of YouTube videos on his wicked cool “King David” account which many people say is 1,000 times better than anything on that “Chewbacca Mom” account. Sure enough, though, since Patriot Smith is a Good Guy With A Gun, the alt-left political correctness police who troll the internet had to follow their prime directive to take him down and destroy his life!!!!!
Right on cue, the fake news, lying, disgusting “media” completely took Patriot Smith’s videos out of context to fit their anti-gun agenda and to allow the “authorities” to confiscate his guns. For example, they irresponsibly created a panic on the campus of Soka University in Orange County when they characterized one video, in which Patriot Smith rests in a bathtub with a gun on his bare chest and allegedly rants against his former fellow students and the administrators at Soka University and speculates about the possibility of going on a killing spree, as a threat. Sure enough, this sent all of the snowflakes on campus scurrying to find their safe spaces, but this is exactly what those George Soros-funded alt-left puppet masters intended. See, they thrive by riling up their ignorant, easily manipulated base with fabricated reports of systemic, catastrophic threats to public safety posed by those who are different from them!!!!!
See, Patriot Smith obviously intended no threat because we heard from some of the other members of our Los Angeles NSPA chapter that he was just doing a little bit of fan fiction on YouTube, reimagining Stephen King’s ‘The Dark Tower’ with the Gunslinger as an emotionally unhinged middle aged lost soul who lives with his 71-year-old mother and instead of confronting the Man in Black he must confront the students and faculty at a liberal arts university in Aliso Vijo, California with his collection of powerful firearms.
However, the alt-left crime lords who control southern California don’t care about truth and justice, so they sent their thugs into the apartment Patriot Smith shares with his mother to arrest him and confiscate his nine loaded firearms, which included two semi-automatic handguns, a revolver with two magazine clips, a rifle with a scope on it and a shotgun. Then to top it off, the judge considered him to be such a “threat” that he set Patriot Smith’s bail at $1 million!!!!! We’d like to know, with Patriot Smith locked up in jail, who will protect his mother from harm’s way if one of those Mexican murderers and rapists breaks into her apartment???!!!!???? As if any of the alt-left democrat party hacks would put the well-being of a defenseless woman above their self-serving, selfish political interests!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
At least we can thank Jesus Christ that Donald J. Trump is coming back soon from Asia (which he totally won!) to shut this bullshit down immediately and restore a semblance of sanity to America!!!!!
9 guns found after man threatens ‘killing spree’ in YouTube videos sent to Soka instructor
11/11/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save the public from the malignant danger of a woman driver!!!!!!!!!
Thomas Iseman from our Clinton (the worst city in Missouri!!!!!) NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday afternoon and faces charges of (get this) armed criminal action and felon in possession of a gun after he allegedly shot his mother in the neck while she was driving a car, and he was in the passenger seat. Sure enough, though, this fake news account of what happened is just the latest example of the high profile media attacks that have been directed at insecure, small-penised, White guys over the past couple of weeks to placate all of the women, like his mother, who walk around with such a self-pitying sense of victimization!!!!!!
See, according the lying, disgusting “authorities”, Patriot Iseman engaged in an argument with his mother while she was driving and then shot her through the neck, but it’s not like she died or anything!!!! Look, the hospital reported she is expected to make a full recovery so we really think it’s time to move on. I mean, this happened way back on Wednesday so why is this all of a sudden such a big deal now????!!!!!??????
See, as Patriot Iseman tried to explain to the Clinton “Police” Department ( do you really think he was going to get fair treatment from the Clinton police???!!!), he never intended to shoot his mother because he only fired the gun to scare her. See, we heard from the other members of our Clinton NSPA chapter that the argument started after Patriot Iseman became concerned about his mother’s poor driving and the probability that she was going to cause a horrible accident because she is so indecisive and skittish behind the wheel. So we heard Patriot Iseman fired the gun in a last ditch attempt to get her attention so she could begin focusing on her driving. Well, the plan didn’t quite work out the way Patriot Iseman had intended it to so a bullet ended up becoming unintentionally lodged in his mother’s neck.
Well, right on cue, the lying, disgusting “media” frenzy came gunning for Patriot Iseman, and it is obvious to us the real game here is that the “authorities” plan on keeping Patriot Iseman locked up through the 2018 election cycle in order to prevent him from voting for whoever the proud Republican will be to run against that democrat party nag Claire McCaskill for the Missouri Senate seat!!! This is just so typical of the democrat party’s shameless voter suppression tactics they always resort to!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Police say son shoots mother in neck in Clinton while she was driving
http://www.ky3.com/content/news/Police-Man-shoots-mother-in-neck-in-Clinton-456442583.html
11/7/2017
Please excuse the interruption in our regular format. The NSPA will not have a standard post tonight because we are busy investigating the obvious voter fraud that occurred in the election for the governor of Virginia tonight. Republican Ed Gillespie had the endorsement of the National Small Penis Association, the National Rifle Association and President Donald J. Trump, yet he somehow managed to lose in a landslide tonight. Jeez, I wonder how that could have happened…..NOT!!!!!!!
How many tragedies like this must occur before the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate finally have the courage to put an end to this horrifying and destructive plague of voter fraud????!!!!????? SAD!!!!!!!!
11/6/2017
“We’ve had shootings at churches for forever…It’s going to happen again, so we need people in churches — either professional security or at least arming some of the parishioners, or the congregation, so they can respond when something like this happens again…All I can say is, you know, in Texas at least we have the opportunity to have concealed-carry, and so if it’s a place where somebody has the ability to carry, there’s always the opportunity that gunman will be taken out before he has the opportunity to kill very many people.”
Ken Paxton, Texas Republican Attorney General and member of our Austin NSPA chapter, during his appearance on Fox News yesterday.
11/5/2017
Greg Abbott believes the right to keep and bear arms was settled in 1791 when the 2nd Amendment was adopted to the U.S. Constitution. On behalf of 31 states, Attorney General Abbott championed a landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision (District of Columbia v. Heller) that struck down a handgun ban and protected an individual’s right to bear arms.
Greg Abbott continues to protect 2nd Amendment rights by preparing to challenge potential federal laws that limit gun rights. He was also one of the first Attorneys General in America to challenge the Obama Administration’s efforts to use the United Nations to regulate guns in the United States.
As an avid hunter and member of the Texas State Rifle Association and National Rifle Association, Greg Abbott will continue to fight any federal government overreach that aims to disrupt the 2nd Amendment rights of law-abiding Texans.
From http://www.gregabbott.com, the campaign website for Greg Abbott, the Republican governor of Texas.
11/3/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his friend’s neighbor is a loser who has no social life and because of the rampant hard iced tea public health crisis!!!!!!!!
Gavin Samuel Key from our Great Falls NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) felony criminal endangerment and possession of an intoxicating substance after he allegedly accidentally fired a shotgun and injured the occupant of an adjoining apartment. We really don’t see what the big deal is because the so-called “victim” didn’t die or anything. Sure enough, the real story here is that the anti-gun, anti-American liberal “authorities” don’t care about justice and the Constitution because all they really care about is punishing their political enemies (i.e., White men who are comfortable handling a gun)!!!!!!!!!
If you listen hard enough, you can almost hear their easily manipulated, dim-witted followers calling out for Patriot Key’s blood by chanting “Lock him up!” over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!!!! Jeez, where do they find these losers????!!!!!?????
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Key was hanging out at his friend’s apartment and making the very manly plans to go rabbit hunting. The friend pulled out his shotgun, which he planned on using for the rabbit hunt, and handed it off to Patriot Key to handle. Well, Patriot Key allegedly racked the slide and pulled the trigger, which loaded a shell into the chamber and fired a shell into and through a wall. Well, one thing led to another and the shot blast just happened to enter the body of the guy who lived next door and got in the way. (How come nobody is pointing out what a loser this neighbor guy is???? I mean, what was he doing at home alone on a Saturday night when all of this went down???? I mean, if he hadn’t been such a loser, he would have been out with other people last Saturday night and never would have been alone in his apartment to get in the way of the shot blast!!!! #justsayin )
The real issue here, though, is the fact that Patriot Key wasn’t responsible for his actions anyways because he had been under the evil sway of three or four (he couldn’t quite remember) of those Twisted Tea hard iced teas at the time of the totally accidental discharge of the shotgun. We would like to ask the alt-left liberal politicians why they don’t do anything to deal with the national epidemic of hard iced tea abuse in America, which leads to these types of accidents. Well, we guess it’s because they keep wanting to make guns the boogeyman because that spineless cop-out is so much easier than having the moral courage to stand up to the real culprit here, the hard iced tea lobby in Washington, and finally hold them accountable for the carnage and suffering they inflict upon America every year!!!!!!!
Suspect in accidental shooting charged
http://www.ktvh.com/2017/10/suspect-in-accidental-shooting-charged
11/2/2017
National Small Penis Association safari hunt!!!! #tbt
10/31/2017
John Kelly comes out as a member of the National Small Penis Association!!!!!!! #itgetsbetter
Even though America elected a member of the National Small Penis Association as president last year, coming out as a member of the National Small Penis Association can still be a difficult decision for insecure, small-penised, White guys because of the wide swaths of ignorance that continue to thrive in America today. However, praise Jesus, our movement took a huge step forward last night when White House Chief of Staff John Kelly came out as a member of the National Small Penis Association when he had the courage to step forward and bravely announce that General Robert E. Lee was “an honorable man” and that it was “the lack of an ability to compromise that led to the Civil War.”
We all must follow our own paths to coming out as a member of the National Small Penis Association, and we are proud and honored to accept General Kelly to our open ranks. With the hard work being done by President Trump and General Kelly every day to nurture respect and understanding for the insecure, small-penised, White guy movement, we know it is only a matter of time until no insecure, small-penised, White child will ever know the pain and discrimination we and all of those who came before us experienced!!!!!
Black leaders offer to give Kelly a history lesson after Civil War ‘compromise’ remarks
http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article181950626.html#2
10/29/2017
National Small Penis Association member forced out of office basically because a lot of ladies nowadays are turning into a gaggle of old maid prudes who just don’t know how to let their hair down and smile a little more often!!!!!!
Clifford Hite from our Findlay NSPA chapter was run out of office earlier this month as the Republican Ohio state senator from the 1st district by the blood lusting thugs in the alt-left, political correctness mob and the radical feminazi hit squad all because (get this) he did a little harmless flirting with a girl staffer from the Legislative Service Commission in an attempt to keep things loose and fun around the office. After all, what’s the harm in blowing off a little steam with a little office levity to relieve the stress from all the hard work the Republicans do in the Ohio state legislature???? I mean, it’s grueling work to protect gun rights (Patriot Hite’s voting record has been rated at 93% with the National Rifle Association and 100% with the National Small Penis Association!), to block any fiscally irresponsible increases to the minimum wage and to save fetuses once they have a heartbeat????!!!!????
See, all Patriot Hite did was engage this uptight broad with some light-hearted locker room talk. Look, these hysterical women keep harping about not feeling like they are treated as equals in the workplace, but they lash out and attack us viciously the moment we try to treat them as one of the guys with a little bit of harmless office banter (or “boy talk” as Melania Trump refers to it)!!!!!
Look, all Patriot Hite did was allegedly repeatedly tell her he was thinking about her (probably about her career advancement), wait for her in the statehouse parking garage (probably to make sure she got in her car safely), send her direct messages on Facebook asking to get together (probably to talk about upcoming legislation), made frequent visits to her office (probably to see if he could help her with anything), tell her “you have no idea how much I can please you” (probably just to let her know what a good, selfless friend he could be) and hug her closely (probably just to express his Christian joy and appreciation for the gift of life).
Okay, Patriot Hite allegedly told her he needed a “fuck buddy”, told her he had an affair before and had a condo so nobody would ever know and that he was “a grown man with needs” who needed oral sex, according to the “investigation” of the snowflake’s obviously unwarranted complaints against Patriot Hite, but, again, it’s obvious to us that Patriot Hite was just trying to keep things loose around the office because it’s a well known fact you can increase workplace productivity by keeping things loose like this, like how they play ping pong at the Google offices, you know.
Furthermore, Patriot Hite is a married Christian Republican who has children and grandchildren and always voted to support pro-family Christian Republican legislation so there is no way he could have been up to any of the nonsense which this little lady’s fake complaints accused him of. If you ask us, the dame who made these fake complaints is probably just some bitter Hillary supporter who still can’t get over the fact that Donald J. Trump won the election last year!!!!!
Ohio lawmaker Cliff Hite pressed staffer for sex, investigation found
10/27/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted to 2 years in prison basically for simply protecting himself from a vicious a pitbull-terrier mix puppy. I mean, look at the Band-Aid on his forehead!!!
Joshua Tommy Roberts from our Somerset NSPA chapter was sentenced to 2 years in prison after obviously being coerced into a plea agreement and pleading guilty to (get this) one count of torture of a dog or cat and one count of wanton endangerment for allegedly using his 9-mm handgun to shoot a puppy, which led to the puppy having one of its legs amputated. Sure enough, this is just another case of the lying, disgusting “media” twisting the facts of a story to make a Good Guy With A Gun look like a heartless criminal for simply trying to protect himself!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started way back on September 20, 2016 when Patriot Roberts accompanied a friend to a house which belonged to a woman the friend used to date. Well, the woman wasn’t there, but her two children and her pitbull-terrier mix puppy were there with a baby sitter.
Well, the “media” accounts of this case oh so conveniently failed to report what type of savage assault Patriot Roberts faced from the puppy that forced him to shoot the puppy because that wouldn’t fit their anti-gun agenda. Instead, they reported a ridiculous account of an allegedly intoxicated Patriot Roberts shooting and injuring the puppy in front of the children on a lark!!!!!!
Look, it is obvious from the Band-Aid on Patriot Roberts’ forehead in his mugshot that the so-called “harmless puppy” must have viciously attacked him. Isn’t it amazing how the gullible fools in the alt-left, democrat party crowd reflexively fail to see obvious truths, no matter what large body of irrefutable, empirical evidence is presented to them???!!!!???!!!??? SAD!!!!
Pulaski County man gets 2 years for shooting dog
10/26/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just trying to be well armed to take down a child porn ring he was investigating on his computer!!!!!!!!!!
Randall Drake from our Dunedin NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday by “deputies” from the Pinella County “Sheriff’s” Department and charged with (get this) two counts of unlawfully making, possessing or attempting to make a destructive device after they raided the home he shares with his parents after months of investigating him for child pornography possession and distribution and discovered Patriot Drake’s cache of 10 rifles, 8 handguns, 2 shotguns, more than 2,300 rounds of ammunition, a homemade gun silencer, more than 15 knives, a baseball bat with protruding nails, a crossbow, brass knuckles, gun powder, three explosive devices, aerial photos of two local schools and a note threatening ‘bloody revenge’, as reported by the fake news Daily Mail. To make matters worse, the lying, disgusting Pinellas County “Sheriff” held a press conference and said, “It’s clear that he’s up to something.” Isn’t it amazing how the “authorities” always try to imply something sinister about a Good Guy With A Gun???!!!!????
See, we heard from the other members of our Dunedin NSPA chapter that the ‘something’ Patriot Drake was up to just happened to be his plan to take down a child porn ring and to make sure all of the children at the two schools featured in the aerial photographs are not harmed by dangerous predators. See, the authorities have yet to find the child pornography they were looking for on Patriot Drake’s computer, but the other Dunedin NSPA members and I are sure Patriot Drake was probably spending a lot of time online researching child pornography to infiltrate the ring of creeps who were planning to victimize the children who attend the schools in the aerial photographs.
Since the “authorities” never do anything to combat child pornography and prostitution rings (remember how they did nothing to stop the child prostitution ring run by Hillary Clinton out of that pizza shop???!!!!????), Patriot Drake obviously must have known he would have to take this ring down all by himself so obviously he was going to need a lot of firearms, ammunition and explosives!!!!! #duh
As for the “threatening” letter which read: ‘The daughters come, and I am ready. I have fed on my hatred for centuries. My fury at those who imprisoned me shall be vast and without mercy. I shall have my bloody revenge, and then the WORLD WILL BURN BURN’, this was obviously intended as a warning to the child pornographers he was going to take down.
Sadly, Patriot Drake will not be able save the vulnerable children of Dunedin because the alt-left, gun hating “authorities” are following their marching orders from George Soros to lock up as many Good Guys With A Gun as they can. Those craven ghouls won’t be satisfied until every Good Guy With A Gun like Patriot Drake is denied unfettered access to any firearm he wants!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump as the adult in the room in Washington to put an end to these types of bogus charges and blatant cases of police malfeasance directed toward insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through the possession of pointlessly excessive firearms!!!!!!!
Arsenal of more than a dozen firearms, three bombs, aerial photos of two schools and a note threatening ‘bloody revenge’ discovered by Florida cops during a child porn raid
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5000900/Massive-arsenal-child-porn-raid.html#ixzz4wg2vaga1
10/25/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for refusing to hire a male wedding planner (if you know what I mean!) and throwing the greatest wedding reception ever for his daughter!!!!!!!!
Richard Adam Strictland from our Marston NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) felony malicious conduct by a person, felony assault with a deadly weapon on a law enforcement officer, felony discharge of a firearm into occupied premises, felony assault with a deadly weapon with the intent to kill, going armed to the terror of the public (?), simple possession of marijuana, carrying a concealed weapon and……(oh, you get the point, the “authorities” were really out to get him so why even bother listing any more of the fake charges???!!!???), after he allegedly became intoxicated at his daughter’s wedding reception, argued with the guests and then fired his gun in their direction.
Leave it to the elitist, nanny state “authorities” to have the nerve and arrogant presumption to tell a father, who just happened to be the one paying for the wedding reception, how to plan his daughter’s wedding reception. See, once again, we have a prime example of the alt-left’s anti-White man, anti-family agenda, which has the singular goal of destroying the role of the father in order to destabilize the foundation of the family unit. Patriot Strictland provided his daughter and the guests a lifetime of indelible memories of a National Small Penis Association themed wedding day but got treated like a common criminal for this “crime”!!!!!! This is another case of Liberal Logic 101 for you!!!!!!
Apparently the “authorities” are still angry that Hillary Clinton lost the election (#getoverit) so they were bound and determined to get a pound of flesh from any poor Good Guy With A Gun they could get their hands on so Patriot Strictland never had a chance. Worse yet, it is obvious the “authorities” are kowtowing to the big money donors in the male wedding planning industry (you know exactly who I mean!) by making sure they get to maintain their stranglehold on the wedding planning industry with the persecution of Patriot Strictland!!!! SAD!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ for using his awesome powers to put Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can drain the swamp and put an end to these cozy relationships big money industry donors have had for far too long with the career politicians in Washington!!!!!!!
Father of bride gets drunk, shoots at wedding reception guests, NC deputies say
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article180411511.html
10/24/2017
Good Guy With A Gun facing a murder charge basically for doing nothing more than trying to stand his ground against a Bad Guy With A Pole From A Bed Frame!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Shawn Stewart from our South Omaha NSPA chapter was forced to face a totally rigged kangaroo court hearing this afternoon and told by (get this) a so-called judge that he will have to stand trial on (get this) second-degree murder and three other totally fake charges in connection with a little incident way back in July when Patriot Stewart obviously had no choice except to stand his ground and allegedly shoot and kill another man.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Stewart was confronted at a late night house party by a hot-blood man who began arguing about damage Patriot Stewart allegedly did to his car the night before, which was obviously a false accusation because, as you can obviously tell, Patriot Stewart is not a woman driver; ergo, how could he have possibly damaged the other man’s car???????
Well, Patriot Stewart knew his life was in danger so he had no choice except to allegedly brandish a gun and warn the hot-blooded man by calmly saying, “I’m going to kill you.” After some busybody woman tried to calm this situation down (yeah, like a woman is going to be able to go against her natural instinct and actually de-escalate an emotionally volatile situation, #asif), the argument spilled out into the streets.
This is when things turned really, really, really, really dangerous. See, the other man had armed himself with a pole from a bed frame and allegedly began striking Patriot Stewart with it. Well, at this point, Patriot Stewart must have known he had to act decisively if he wanted to live so he allegedly shot the other man in the chest and killed him.
Sure enough, the crooked “authorities” from the Omaha “Police” Department showed up to hijack the “investigation” and arrested Patriot Stewart. Look, do we actually need to spell this out any more clearly for you????? This went down in Omaha, which oh-so-conveniently just happens to be the home of Warren Buffett, who was a vocal Hillary Clinton supporter!!!!! So who do you think put out the order to take down Patriot Stewart???? Do we need to give you a pen so you can connect the dots????!!!!!????
The other sickening aspect of this case is that it is another disheartening example of the sinful sway the bed frame industry lobby has over our cowardly career politicians in Washington!!!!! The “victim” in this case was armed with a pole from a bed frame, which forced Patriot Stewart’s steady hand, and all of the politicians yet again simply look away and avoid taking any action to prevent another pole from a bed frame from ending up in the hands of a man determined to wreak carnage and suffering!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to use his moral courage to drain the swamp in Washington to get rid of the members of Congress who commit a daily craven dereliction of duty to stay in office so they can do the bidding of the amoral bed frame industry lobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omaha man ended up dead after an argument over a vehicle escalated, detective testifies
10/22/2017
10/21/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to get his brother to calm down!!!!!!
Warren Lewis from our Wilhoit NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) 1st degree murder and is (get this) being held without bail after he allegedly shot and killed his younger brother with a .22 caliber handgun. Sure enough, with just a basic review of the facts, it is obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that this is yet another case of the lying, disgusting, fake news lamestream “media” colluding with the crooked “authorities” to make a Good Guy With A Gun look like some sort of a hostile and impulsive old White guy who channels his emotional immaturity through his handgun, which acts as the baby-man’s security blanket.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Lewis had to confront his brother over rent and other issues, which led to a series of ongoing arguments. These arguments culminated with Patriot Lewis’ brother becoming angry one night and destroying some of Patriot Lewis’ property. Well, at that point Patriot Lewis followed the one sensible course of action available to him to de-escalate the situation. See, Patriot Lewis allegedly calmly pointed his .22 caliber handgun at his brother and told him to calm down. Patriot Lewis claimed his brother then took steps toward him so Patriot Lewis obviously had no choice except to allegedly shoot his brother in the chest.
According to the “investigation”, Patriot Lewis’ brother collapsed in the front yard, and 20 minutes elapsed before Patriot Lewis called 911. Sure enough, the internet haters and trolls have said this delay all but guaranteed his brother would die, but it’s not like Patriot Lewis was his brother’s keeper or anything like that. I mean, let’s be real!!! People have to take responsibility for their actions. Patriot Lewis didn’t make his brother step toward him. The brother knew what he was signing up for when he took a step toward Patriot Lewis, who (must we remind you?) was trying to calm things down by introducing a loaded gun to the situation. Patriot Lewis was trying to be the peacemaker, but he has now been marked as a modern day Cain facing a murder charge!!!!! That’s Liberal Logic 101 for you!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump as one of our own in the White House to provide the moral guidance on situations like this to make sure the crooked “police” are no longer allowed to get away with hunting down Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Lewis and treating them like criminals!!!!!!!!!
Wilhoit Man Allegedly Shoots Brother Over Rent & Other Issues
10/19/2017
#ThrowbackThursday
10/18/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to find out why the caged bird was singing!!!!!!!! SAD!!!
William Gonsisko from our Citrus County NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) three counts of attempted murder and is still facing possible arson and armed robbery charges after he allegedly shot two brothers, hit their mother in the head with a shovel and set her mobile home on fire. Sure enough, though, this was just another case of the lying, disgusting “media” reporting their fake news in a pathetic attempt to make a well armed White guy look like the bad guy!!!!!! (Have they no shame???!!!???)
See, if you believe the lying, disgusting “media”, you believe all this nonsense started when the woman and her two sons returned to her mobile home and discovered Patriot Gonsisko standing in her front yard with her birdcage in one hand and a glass of clear liquid in the other hand. Well, the two sons obviously have some sort of impulse control issues because they immediately confronted Patriot Gonsisko just because they didn’t recognize him. (Isn’t it shamefully disgusting how so many Americans now lack Christianity in their hearts and can reflexively hate people they don’t even know???!!!!????)
Well, Patriot Gonsisko obviously felt threatened and since this thankfully happened in Florida he knew he could (or so he thought!) stand his ground so he allegedly shot the two sons. Then he allegedly hit their mother in the head with a shovel because he couldn’t take any chances because there are always stories in the news about mothers who get a jolt of adrenaline in their systems when their children are in danger and then pull some sort of super-human feat to protect them. Then since he was unfairly outnumbered by them 3-1 it was a lucky break for Patriot Gonsisko that the glass of clear liquid just happened to allegedly be flammable so he was allegedly able to set the mobile home on fire to distract them before they could gang up on him and harm him.
See, the truth (which we heard from the other members of our Citrus County NSPA chapter) is that Patriot Gonsisko had simply been innocently walking through the mobile home park when his heart broke for the poor little singing bird cruelly confined in the birdcage in front of the woman’s mobile home. Patriot Gonsisko had simply walked up to the birdcage to admire the caged bird for having the ability to sing despite its life of restrictions and limited options!!!! Then, lo and behold, the woman and her two thug sons showed up and started all of the trouble that ensued!!!!! Yeah, and guess who was the one who got arrested and sent to jail when it was all said and done???!!!???
So, even though this happened in Florida and we have Donald J. Trump in the White House, it is still open season in America for a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!! At this point, what more evidence do you need that this country is on the verge of collapse?????!!!! It’s time to wake up!!!!!!!!!
10/16/2017
PREZ TRUMP SEZ SMALL DICK CLIQUE WILL NIX REPUBLICAN NITPICK!!!!!!!!
President Donald J. Trump from our Manhattan NSPA chapter made a masterful joint appearance today at the White House with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell from our Louisville NSPA chapter to quell any fears about a non-existent rift in the glorious Republican Party which is constantly being reported by the lying, disgusting fake “news” media!!!!! (Do you really think Jesus Christ would go through all of this trouble to put the executive and legislative branches of the U.S. government into the Christian hands of the Republican Party only to let it all self destruct due to stunning incompetence, ignorance, instability and inability to govern???? PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!)
See, President Donald J. Trump made the eloquent case that the commonality of the small penis bond shared by all of the Republican members of The National Small Penis Association trumps any of the trivial policy differences and intraparty nitpicking that may have arisen recently among the greatest political party that has ever existed, you know, many people say that, it really is the most beautiful political party ever, I mean, the world has never seen anything like this Republican Party!!!!!!!!
Trump Claims He And McConnell Are ‘Closer Than Ever Before’
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-me-mitch-closer-than-ever
10/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to a modern day Carrie Nation!!!!!!!!
Lee Allen Martin Jr. from our Florence NSPA chapter was recently indicted by a totally rigged grand jury on a charge of (get this) attempted murder for allegedly shooting his mother in the leg during an argument way back in February!!!!! Sure enough, though, this is just another case of a Good Guy With A Gun being crucified by the crooked “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media”!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Martin’s prudish, overbearing, holier than thou mother began relentlessly badgering and hectoring him about his alcohol consumption, which she (being a nagging mother) believed was excessive. Isn’t it sad how America seems to have regressed on certain social issues???? SAD!!!! I mean, it was over 100 years ago when that self righteous battle axe Carrie Nation barged into saloons with her hatchet and terrorized the patrons, and you would have thought the temperance movement had thankfully been put to rest long ago. YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!!!!!
However, Patriot Martin’s mother’s actions clearly show that the virulent strain of the moralistic and judgmental sense of entitlement to dictate mores and behaviors is still infecting America and causing incalculable harm!!!!! (At least we can take solace in the fact that we now have sensible laws on the books to prevent people from entering bars and saloons with hatchets.)
So, truth be told, Patriot Martin was actually acting as a warrior for justice and self determination when he allegedly shot his mother in the leg. We can also take solace in knowing that Patriot Martin’s 14-year-old son was present when this happened so he at least got to see how a real man handles a situation with a gun!!!!!! (#fathersmatter)
Unfortunately, the crooked “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media” can’t let the public see what a hero Patriot Martin really is so they pull their strings to make him look like a criminal because this is exactly the type of fake news narrative they peddle to push their anti-American, anti-gun agenda!!!!! SAD!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to promote a pro-American, pro-gun agenda to combat these evil, corrosive elements which seek to destroy America’s greatness and moral authority for their selfish ends!!!!!!!!!!
Son indicted for attempted murder against mother
10/13/2017
Good Guy With A Gun bravely steps forward to propose legislation to finally put an end to the senseless killing of….well, the….senseless killing….of, well, of fertilized zygotes that fail to implant in the uterine wall!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan Johnson from our Louisville NSPA chapter and a proud member of the Kentucky state House of Representatives and a proud Christian preacher at the Heart of Fire City Church (which Patriot Johnson says has its own “gun choir”, praise Jesus) has demonstrated undaunted political courage by standing up to the all powerful, deep pocketed women’s health lobby with his introduction of proposed legislation to completely ban abortion in Kentucky. Patriot Johnson is a real Christian who cares about the sanctity of life so he isn’t screwing around. See, thankfully, Patriot Johnson’s bill is written so broadly that it could punish women for miscarriages. In other words, this bill will finally hold women accountable for failing to do their Christian womanly duty to give birth to Christian babies!!!!
We can only thank Jesus we have so many state legislatures controlled by Republicans so we can finally get sensible, life saving legislation like this passed for the American people!!!!!!
Kentucky Republican introduces bill to punish women for miscarriages
https://shareblue.com/kentucky-republican-introduces-bill-to-punish-women-for-miscarriages/
10/12/2017
#throwbackthursday
10/11/2017
Yeah, but they all know Aikido and Karate, and have you seen how many people are killed every year in Japan by ninja throwing stars???!!!!!??????
Get a load of this typical fake news account of how effective gun control is in Japan. The lying, disgusting “reporter” makes a big deal about how Japan, a country of 127 million citizens, rarely sees more than 10 gun deaths a year. Wellllllllllllll, isn’t it oh so convenient how the lying, disgusting “reporter” fails to mention that Japan has absolutely no ninja throwing star control, and over 78,000 Japanese people are killed every year by ninja throwing stars???!!!??? Better yet, lo and behold, just guess the names of the owners of the largest ninja throwing star manufacturer in the world…… George Soros and Warren Buffett!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Japan has almost completely eliminated gun deaths — here’s how
10/9/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to make sure two feckless girls became ‘woke’ to the dangers of distracted driving!!!!!!!!!!
Tyler Nepa from our Wilmington NSPA chapter was arrested over the weekend and charged with (get this) two counts of aggravated menacing, possession of a deadly weapon during commission of a felony and endangering the welfare of a child after he allegedly committed an act of road rage on I-495 against a 20-year-old girl and her 17-year-old sister, as reported today by WDEL 1150 AM. However, sure enough, this is yet another case of the lying, disgusting “media” creating fake news to push their anti-gun, anti-American agenda!!!!!
See, if you believe the Delaware State “Police” and the lying, disgusting “media”, you believe Patriot Nepa began tailgating the sisters in his red Ford Explorer and was “waving his arms in an aggressive manner” as he followed closely behind them. Then you believe Patriot Nepa pulled alongside their car and allegedly pointed a Smith & Wesson 9mm handgun in their direction before driving off at a high rate of speed. Wow!!!! How sad is it that someone in a position of authority could so willfully tell such blatant lies against Patriot Nepa???!!!??? You would think sensible people would have the courage to stand up to such a serial liar and strip the levers of power from this pathological liar’s grubby little hands!!!!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Wilmington NSPA chapter that what actually happened was that these two feckless young girls were driving around recklessly with absolutely no consideration for the other drivers on the highway. We figure they were probably watching the latest Taylor Swift music video or stalking their ex-boyfriends’ new girlfriends’ Instagram accounts or watching instructional Youtube videos for applying makeup or buying shoes on the zappos.com app or some other female triviality and paying no attention to the road!!!!
We heard Patriot Nepa only barely escaped this threat to his life by swerving across two lanes to avoid being hit by their car. Then we heard Patriot Nepa put his safety at risk by selflessly following them and waving his arms to get their attention. Once he had their attention we heard he did nothing more than hold up his gun and attempt to pantomime with hand signals that their selfish act of being distracted women drivers (#redundant) was infinitely more dangerous than anything he could do with his gun.
Sure enough, Patriot Nepa’s attempted lesson went completely over the empty heads of these self-centered, hysterical girls who totally lacked self awareness, and they just naturally assumed they were being victimized because they viewed themselves as daddy’s little princesses who could do no wrong!!!! So they called the Delaware State “Police” and reported that the big bad White guy was trying to hurt them. (Oh, let’s have a pity party!) Sure enough, the “authorities” fell for their helpless little girls routine and hunted down Patriot Nepa as if he were some sort of a common criminal!!! SAD!!!!!
Well, we can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure this type of injustice against insecure, small penised, White guys finally comes to an end and that we get the respect we have been denied for generations!!!!!!!
Wilmington man points gun at sisters after tailgating them along I-495
10/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for suffering the cruel taunts of his neighbor!!!!! SAD!!!!
Raymond Sonnier from our Odenton NSPA chapter was arrested Friday night and charged with (get this) first-degree assault after he allegedly pointed a shotgun at his neighbor during an argument. However, sure enough, based on conversations with other members of our Odenton NSPA chapter we’ve sorted through the fake news accounts of this case and found out what we think really happened!!!!
See, we heard that Patriot Sonnier’s neighbor started everything by teasing Patriot Sonnier with taunts that he looks like the offspring who would be produced if Jeff Bridges and John Goodman could conceive a child through having homosexual intercourse!!!! We’re pretty sure this is what really happened, and we would like to know what the disgusting, lying “authorities” would have Patriot Sonnier do to defend his sense of Christian manhood other than pointing a shotgun at his neighbor???!!!!?????
Look, insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through the possession of firearms are the last unprotected minority group in America!!!! While the Political Correctness Police are busy creating safe spaces for all of the whining snowflakes out there who harbor a raging sense of victimization and aggrievement, nobody is looking out for the insecure, small penised, White guy community so sometimes we have no choice but to stand up to the institutional racism we face every day!!!!!! This is just another sad reminder that even with one of our own in the White House, we must still struggle and fight for our rights and dignity every day in America!!!!!!
Odenton Man Points Shotgun At Neighbors: Police
https://patch.com/maryland/odenton/odenton-man-points-shotgun-neighbors-police
10/7/2017
It’s the calm before the storm!!!!! The National Small Penis Association prepares to announce a major new film project we are planning to produce for James Woods!!!!!!!!
The insecure, small penised, White guy community was thrown into despair yesterday with James Woods’ announcement that he is retiring from the entertainment industry, but we here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters have a blockbuster announcement to alleviate this collective trauma to our community.
James Woods has been the NSPA’s favorite actor (Kevin Sorbo and Chuck Norris are a close second!) for decades, and we have been sickened and saddened by the hateful discrimination he has faced in Hollywood for having a strong conservative presence on multiple social media platforms and for giving a voice to all of us insecure, small penised, White guys who are forced to live in society’s shadows and be treated like second-class citizens!!!!
Poor Patriot Woods has paid a heavy price for his courage to speak truth to the POLITICALLY CORRECT OPPRESSORS who make life intolerable in America for our kind!!!!!! For example, Patriot Woods is obviously being blackballed (or should we more accurately say ‘whiteballed’) in Hollywood for speaking the TRUTH. Sure, the haters will say the real reason Patriot Woods’ career went into decline is because he has for a long time had the reputation of being emotionally unstable and erratic and has somehow managed to appear exponentially more emotionally erratic and unstable over the past 10 years with an unending series of despicable social media posts which expose a horrifying absence of basic humanity in his rotting heart and mind and that he was at one time a slightly more than marginally talented actor with noticeably limited range who simply became irrelevant as he aged out of the roles that he used to be offered only after more talented actors, such as Willem Dafoe, turned them down because these snowflake, alt-left haters must always resort to vicious lies and character assassination to push their baseless arguments!!!!!! SAD!!!
Well, Hollywood may have turned their cowardly backs on Patriot Woods, but we here at the National Small Penis Association are prepared to welcome Patriot Woods with a warm and masculine embrace that is totally in no way the least bit gay or anything like that. We can’t reveal all of the details just yet, but we are putting the finishing touches on a screenplay which we will be offering to Patriot Woods in which he will play an advisor called upon in a last ditch effort to save an insecure, small penised, White guy who is in way over his head as U.S. President while the White House is in an impossible state of chaos and the world is on the brink of catastrophe!!!!
Patriot Woods’ character will show the President how to find his footing and rise to the majesty and responsibility of his office by shutting down his haters and enemies and the fake-news “media” with a series of truth telling social media posts. Thanks to Patriot Woods’ character, the President is able to rise to the occasion at a critical point in world history and save America from all of the Mexican rapists and murderers, radical Islamic terrorists and George Soros-funded Black Lives Matter activists who have colluded with the Norwegian government to try to destroy the foundations of U.S. democracy!!!!!!! ( Think ‘The King’s Speech’ meets ‘Lone Wolf McQuade’!!!!!)
Well, not to be presumptuous, but we are already preparing our acceptance speech for the Best Picture Oscar, and we can’t wait to see an auditorium full of snowflake, liberal Hollywood losers have to eat crow as Patriot Woods accepts the Best Actor Oscar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Woods says he is retiring from acting and selling one of four Rhode Island homes after claiming no one wants to hire him because of his ‘conservative political views’
10/6/2017
“This Hollywood crowd makes billions a year, every single day, teaching gun irresponsibility to the American public. The hypocrisy is beyond belief. They criticize me for saying people ought to be able to protect themselves from murderers, rapists and robbers and then they make billions depicting every night those same situations. The hypocrisy coming out of Hollywood is beyond belief. The American public doesn’t buy into it.”
Wayne LaPierre, National Rifle Association Executive Vice President and CEO on ‘Hannity’ 10/5/2017
10/5/2017
“What we need to be banning is the hatred that got into this guy’s heart.” Mike Huckabee ( R), former Governor of Arkansas
10/4/2017
“The investigation has not even been completed. I think it’s premature to be discussing legislative solutions, if there are any.” Mitch McConnell ( R ), Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate
10/3/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than a little bit of harmless Carpool Karaoke to try to cheer up his nagging girlfriend!!!!!!!!
Austin Swanger from our Benner Township NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday by the Penn State “Police” and charged with (get this) making terroristic threats, simple assault, reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct after he allegedly pointed a .357-caliber handgun at his girlfriend and ordered her to get in his truck. However, sure enough, a basic review of this case makes it obvious this is yet another example of the lying, disgusting “media” trying to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun so they can help the “authorities” confiscate his gun!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Saturday afternoon at the Penn State football game when Patriot Swanger’s busybody girlfriend started nagging him relentlessly (you know how women are!) about an unknown phone number coming through on his cell phone. After she berated and berated and berated and berated and berated and berated and berated and berated and berated and berated and berated him about this mystery phone number, Patriot Swanger decided he couldn’t take anymore and told her it was time to leave the stadium.
Well, once they reached Patriot Swanger’s truck, he allegedly retrieved his .357-caliber handgun, pointed it at her and said, “Get in the fucking truck.” So we heard she played up the maudlin damsel-in-distress routine and ran up to one of the Penn State “Police” officers and claimed Patriot Swanger had threatened her. (She was probably batting her eyelashes while she was telling him this to look all helpless, and he sure enough fell for it!)
Now, here are the real alternative facts on what really happened. We heard from the other members of our Benner Township NSPA chapter that Patriot Swanger wasn’t threatening her at all. See, we heard from them that Patriot Swanger had simply tried to lighten the mood when they got back to the truck by doing that Carpool Karaoke bit from that tv show with that British guy. We heard Patriot Swanger started singing that Billy Ocean song ‘Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car’, and he pulled out the gun and said, “Get in the fucking truck,” as just a joke while he was singing the song.
You all know that if the stupid British guy had done this everybody would have been yucking it up and sharing it on their Facebook pages!!!! However, since it was a Good Guy With A Gun who allegedly did it, nobody is laughing, and they’re blowing it totally out of proportion just so they can arrest him and confiscate his gun!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House at this time in history to stand up to all of those selfish and cowardly democrat party career politicians who gladly and willingly take their marching orders from George Soros to try to take away our guns, which we need more than ever because there are so many Mexicans and Muslims out there who could go on a horrifying killing spree at any moment!!!!!!!!!
Man pointed gun at woman outside Beaver Stadium, police say
http://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime/article176594176.html
10/2/2017
“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” Wayne LaPierre, National Rifle Association Executive Vice President and CEO
9/30/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for being only human, for being made of flesh and blood and for being born to make mistakes!!!!!!!!!
Steve Winsor from our Cody NSPA chapter was convicted recently on (get this) five counts of reckless endangerment for his role in last summer’s Cody Gunfighters accidental shooting, which sent three people, including a 3-year-old girl, to the hospital, as reported by the Cody Enterprise. Sure enough, this case is really about the alt-left and some so-called “judge” colluding in an attempt to erase this country’s heritage involving guns!!!!!
See, Patriot Winsor was an actor in the Cody Gunfighters old-time gun fight revue. It’s a great show which I have traveled to Cody to see with my mother for many years. Well, for just this one time back in July last year, Patriot Winsor accidentally loaded his gun with live ammunition before the performance in which he accidentally shot the three audience members. Well, who hasn’t made a mistake at work?????? As it says in John 8:7, “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”
Worse yet, it is totally clear that the rigged system has been out to get Patriot Winsor for a long time because back in 2015 this same “court” railroaded Patriot Winsor on a totally fake conviction for reckless endangerment after he pointed a gun at his roommate’s friend’s head and told him, “Get out or die.” I mean, who among us has never been annoyed by a roommate’s obnoxious and intrusive friend???!!!!??? Once again, if you haven’t ever committed this “sin”, be my guest to throw the first stone!!!!!!!!
See, it is obvious that the alt-left forces of evil are trying to rewrite American history and destroy our country’s heritage by falsely convicting Patriot Winsor in an attempt to shut down the Cody Gunfighters show!!!! We just know it’s only a matter of time now until these anti-American, alt-left forces of evil try to come to the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters in Akron, OH to take down our Lt. Calley statue!!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump (one of our own!) in the White House to bravely take a stand against this desecration of American history!!!!!!!!!!
Winsor sentenced for shooting
http://www.codyenterprise.com/news/local/article_fa9bb360-a3be-11e7-a097-37701bd6a7ff.html
9/28/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife didn’t live up to the vows of their Christian marriage basically because of the corrosive effects of gay marriage!!!!!!
Caleb Joseph Illig from our Newberry NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) aggravated assault after he allegedly threatened his wife with a shotgun. However, sure enough, this is just another case of a Good Guy With A Gun being made to look like the bad guy when he was actually the victim!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started the day before when Patriot Illig was arrested in connection with an alleged battery that occurred in Gainesville but was released when the victim chose not to press charges, according to the Gainesville Sun. Well, when Patriot Illig returned home, he was understandably upset and allegedly threatened his wife and two friends with a shotgun because he rightfully felt they didn’t stick up for him while he was being arrested. Sure enough, Patriot Illig’s duplicitous and disobedient wife scurried away to call the Alachua County “Sheriff’s” Office to snitch on him and get him arrested. In other words, she didn’t keep up her end of the bargain she made with Patriot Illig in the presence of God when they exchanged their Christian wedding vows!!!!!
It is obvious to us here at the National Small Penis Association’s executive headquarters that this is yet another example of how gay “marriage” is destroying real Christian marriage thanks to the democrat party’s agenda to destroy the real family unit!!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to defend the sanctity of real Christian marriage, which means the type of injustice and betrayal suffered by Patriot Illig will never again be experienced by an insecure, small penised, White guy who affirms his sense of manhood through the possession of a firearm!!!!!!
Florida man threatens wife, friends for failing him during arrest
9/26/2017
Insecure, small penised, White guy crucified by the lying, disgusting “media” and the alt-left basically for trying to promote racial inclusion!!!!!
Paul Smith from our Cecil Township NSPA chapter was shamefully forced to resign today as the chief of Cecil Township Fire Company No. 2 after the lying, disgusting “media” claimed he had used a racial “slur” against Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin on his Facebook page during the Steelers-Chicago Bears game on Sunday. Sure enough, though, this is yet another case of the lying, disgusting “media” hijacking the facts of a story to make Patriot Smith look like some sort of a disgusting, racist pig in order to push their selfish agenda by riling up their ignorant, self pitying, easily manipulated base by promoting racial divisiveness!!!!!
See, after Coach Tomlin kept the Steelers in the locker room during the playing of the national anthem, Patriot Smith posted, “Tomlin just added himself to the list of no good N*****s. Yes I said it.”
Right on cue, the hateful, alt-left digital lynch mob began crucifying Patriot Smith by twisting his words. See, what they conveniently overlooked was that Patriot Smith was implicitly showing his approval of all of the good N*****s by pointing out Coach Tomlin should be put on the bad list. However, the lying, disgusting “media” and their alt-left thugs refused to give him any credit for this and pummeled him online with the truncheon of political correctness and forced him to resign!!!!! SAD!!!!
Worse yet, this blood-thirsty alt-left digital lynch mob refused to accept Patriot Smith’s totally salient observation that many musicians (if you consider rap to be music) use this “slur” and face no recourse. Well, that’s Liberal Logic for you!!!!!
Yes, another insecure, small penised, White guy has been victimized by the alt-left’s racial divisiveness, but we can thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump (one of our own!) in the White House to finally put an end to this disgusting and sinfully irresponsible race baiting by the alt-left!!!!!!
Cecil No. 2 fire chief out of post following slur against Tomlin
9/25/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being the victim of vicious name calling!!!!!!!
Tyler Tessier from our Damascus NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) first-degree murder after he allegedly murdered his pregnant fiancee by shooting her in the back of her head after she discovered he was engaged to another woman. Sure enough, though, as all of us in the men’s rights movement have experienced, the “authorities” in the case totally ignored the victimization suffered by the White guy in this case because the “authorities” always insist on making the White guy the bad guy, no matter what the facts are!!!!!!
See, the “authorities” and the disgusting, lying “media” made much of the fact that Patriot Tessier allegedly lured his pregnant fiancee to a remote, rural area and killed her with a gunshot to the back of her head after she confronted him about her recent discovery that he was engaged to another woman. Then they made much of the fact that Patriot Tessier allegedly tried to frame her ex-boyfriend for the murder!!!! Well, do you think for one moment the “authorities” and the disgusting, lying “media” were going to give Patriot Tessier’s case a fair and balanced investigation and coverage???!!!!????
See, nobody is paying any attention to evidence that would put Patriot Tessier’s alleged actions in a totally understandable context. See, we heard from the other members of our Damascus NSPA chapter that she had recently been taunting Patriot Tessier by telling him he looked like the offspring who would be produced if John Goodman and Michael Cera engaged in homosexual sex and magically (obviously through the power of Satan) conceived a baby!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to bring attention to this nation’s shameful history of institutional mistreatment and structural inequality faced by insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through possession of firearms!!!!!!! We know that any moment now President Trump will lend his grace and eloquence to the long overdue and honest conversation America needs to have about the tragic plight of insecure, small penised, White guys!!!!!!!
Boyfriend ‘shot pregnant teacher in the back of the head after luring her to woods’ – and was engaged to ANOTHER woman: Her parents reveal they ‘knew’ he was guilty at emotional press conference
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4885474/Boyfriend-murdered-pregnant-girlfriend-engaged.html
9/23/2017
Here we go again!!!!! Does this really look like an “angry” White guy???!!!!????
Edward Robert Shinn from our Cyprus NSPA chapter was arrested by the so-called Florida Highway Patrol Wednesday and charged with (get this) aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after he allegedly tailgated another driver and pointed his gun at the driver while trying to mind his own business while driving along Interstate 10. This is an obviously fake charge designed to target a Good Guy With A Gun so the “authorities” can confiscate his gun, but what really burns us up here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters is that the lying, disgusting “media” has labeled Patriot Shinn as an “angry tailgater”!!!!!!
Let’s be real!!!!! Does Patriot Shinn look for one second like an “angry” White guy???!!!??? How much longer must we tolerate this type of dog-whistle, racially loaded language used so freely to marginalize and stereotype us????!!!!!!????? This is yet another reminder that even with Donald J. Trump setting an earnest and honest tone on the racial dialogue that this country so desperately needs after the 8-year nightmare of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House, we still have deplorable, sewer-dwelling elements in our society who openly express these types of cheap, dehumanizing stereotypes with impunity!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Angry tailgater accused of pulling gun on other driver
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20170921/angry-tailgater-accused-of-pulling-gun-on-other-driver
9/22/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep his family and himself safe and sound!!!!!!!!
Jim Reed Davis from our Las Vegas NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) one count of open murder after he allegedly shot and killed a 68-year-old man in an alleged “road rage” incident in their gated community. Sure enough, this is just another case of an insecure, small penised, White guy being branded as a common criminal simply because he had the shocking temerity (#sarcasm) to use a gun to protect his family and himself from a violent assailant!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started last night when Patriot Davis was driving in his truck with two family members when a 68-year-old man driving in a truck in front of him was braking often and driving very slowly. Patriot Davis honked his truck’s horn to let the other driver know he needed to stop being such a slow poke. Well, the other driver obviously had a hair-trigger temper and absolutely no impulse control because he put his truck in park and got out to have words with Patriot Davis.
Patriot Davis tried to explain to the “authorities” that he felt threatened at this point so he had no choice except to allegedly pull out his gun and shoot the man. What else could he have done besides simply drive away, which would have been the pussy thing to do????? Furthermore, Patriot Davis had no choice except to shoot the other driver because he was facing off against a frighteningly dangerous assailant. After all, the guy was 68-years-old, which meant he obviously knew he had nothing to lose because he was going to be dead soon at that age anyways? Who is more dangerous to go up against than somebody who has nothing to lose? Nobody, that’s who!!!!!!! I guess the “authorities” would have preferred it if Patriot Davis had allowed himself to be savagely beaten by this unarmed, 68-year-old man!!!!!! That’s Liberal Logic for you!!!!!!
Worse yet, with Patriot Davis illegally confined in jail, there is one less Good Guy With A Gun on the streets to protect the good people of Las Vegas from all of the violent 68-year-old thugs prowling the city, intent on inflicting spontaneous acts of violence on defenseless people!!!!!! SAD!!!!
Victim, suspect identified in Las Vegas road rage shooting
9/21/2017
Good Guy With A Gun gets slammed with an unjust sentence because we figure the judge was probably, well, let’s just put it this way, one of those types of guys who watches a lot of TV shows on Bravo (if you know what I mean) and probably made a lot of snide, bitchy comments behind this Good Guy With A Gun’s back about the ill-fitting suit he wore to court and probably gave him this unfair sentence so he and all of his “brunch friends” could cackle about it over their Sunday late morning Mimosas!!!!!!!
Dennis Dudich from our nearby Chester Township NSPA chapter was just sentenced to (get this) 60 days in jail by a so-called “judge” from the Geauga County Common Pleas so-called Court after being forced to plead no contest to (get this) causing serious physical harm to a companion animal, which is (I’m not making this up!) actually a fifth-degree felony in Ohio thanks to a crackpot, crusading Cleveland TV weatherman and looney Animal Lives Matter activist named Dick Goddard who strong-armed and manipulated the Ohio state legislature to pass this ridiculous, cursed law which is now called Goddard’s Law!!!!
Well, all along Patriot Dudich tried to reasonably explain that he had shot his neighbor’s 3-year-old English bulldog named Zoey with a scoped rifle because he thought it was a feral cat, and everybody knows feral cats are the consort of witches and the Devil so Patriot Dudich was simply standing his ground against forces of evil!!!!!! Sure, the haters questioned how Patriot Dudich could confuse an English bulldog with a feral cat while looking through a scope and questioned what would give him the right to shoot a feral cat in the first place and questioned what would give him the right to shoot anything on another neighbor’s property because hate and character assassination are the only things they know!!!!
So, as I documented in this post’s headline, it is obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters why the so-called “judge” delivered this miscarriage of a sentence against Patriot Dudich!!!! Furthermore, this only reinforces the importance of our mission to stand up to these deplorable activist judges on behalf of insecure, small penised, White guys all across America!!!!! Donald J. Trump can’t do this on his own, after all!!!!!!!!
Chester Man Who Shot Neighbor’s Dog Gets 60 Days in Jail
https://www.geaugamapleleaf.com/news/chester-man-who-shot-neighbors-dog-gets-60-days-in-jail/
9/20/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because does anybody really know what time it is!!!!!! (Does anybody really care????!!!!????)
Kenneth Perea from our Roseburg NSPA chapter was arrested earlier today and charged with (get this) menacing, pointing a firearm at another (excuse me, but what else are you supposed to do with a firearm?) and unlawful possession of a firearm after he allegedly pointed a gun at a woman in the parking lot behind The News-Review (Roseburg’s “newspaper” of record) offices. Sure enough, this was nothing more than a takedown of a Good Guy With A Gun because what chance did Patriot Perea ever have in this bastion of fake news!!!!!!
See, Patriot Perea was simply minding his own business in his truck in the “newspaper’s” (by the way, it really is a totally failing newspaper, I mean, nobody is reading it!!!!) parking lot when some selfish, self-absorbed, lazybones broad sauntered up to his truck and asked him what time it was. Patriot Perea allegedly pointed a gun at the woman, and she hightailed it out of there. Who knows what she was really up to? I mean, thanks to taxpayers being forced to fund all of the Obama phones still being handed out like candy even though Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House is thankfully over, there isn’t a single U.S. citizen without a cell phone so does anybody really believe this woman didn’t know what time it was? She probably asked that question so she could get close enough to Patriot Perea’s truck on a recon mission so she could rat on him to an Antifa sleeper cell or something like that!!!!
See, Patriot Perea knew exactly what he was doing, but the “authorities”still treated him like a common criminal because they were following George Soros’ marching orders to confiscate his gun so there will be one less Good Guy With A Gun to stand up to the Antifa terrorists when they activate all of their sleeper cells to destroy America!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so we can finally have a President who has the courage to call out and stand up to the subversive Antifa element rotting the foundations of our society!!!!!!!
Police: Roseburg man arrested after pointing gun at woman asking for the time
9/17/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the godless liberals are always doing everything they can to destroy the family unit!!!!!!
Aaron Zumwalt from our Republic NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) unlawful possession of a firearm (since he’s a convicted felon) and making a false report after he allegedly accidentally shot his girlfriend and tried to cover it up by blaming the shooting on a fictitious large black man who Patriot Zumwalt claimed charged into the house and shot his girlfriend, which sounds totally plausible to us so we really don’t see why the “authorities” took it upon themselves to try to find “holes” in Patriot Zumwalt’s story. Well, actually we do see why the “authorities” did this. See, between their support for Planned Parenthood, atheism and women’s rights, the liberal “authorities” will do anything they can to undermine the sanctity of the family unit. They think they know better than the father when it comes to raising children. Worse yet, they think fathers are unnecessary. If you don’t believe me, just read ‘Heather Has Two Mommies’!!!
See, Patriot Zumwalt, a convicted felon out on bond in a rape case, allegedly began crying to the “police” as they picked apart his story and explained he had made up the story because he was afraid to lose his freedom because he has a baby due in three weeks from a woman other than his girlfriend who he had allegedly shot, according to court documents. See, as soon as the “authorities” heard this, they were bound and determined to lock up Patriot Zumwalt so he won’t be around for his child because liberals don’t believe in the importance of having a strong, responsible father as a crucial component of a child’s upbringing!!!!!!
Furthermore, what chance does this child have to develop into a successful, emotionally healthy, responsible adult without the sound and steady guidance Patriot Zumwalt can provide? After all, the “police” report reveals that Patriot Zumwalt took the time to put a floor mat on the car seat to prevent his injured girlfriend from getting blood all over the seat before he allowed her to get in the car so he could drive her to the hospital. See, it’s essential lessons like that which Patriot Zumwalt could pass on to his child if the liberal “authorities” weren’t so obsessed with tearing them apart!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to intervene in this case because we know he will make sure no families will ever be needlessly torn apart just to satisfy a bunch of soulless liberal “authorities” who pull cheap, ultimately short sighted political stunts like this to score points with their ignorant, mean spirited, bigoted base!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Missouri Man Shoots Girlfriend by Mistake — Then Blames Imaginary Black Man
9/16/2017
Good Guy With A Gun crucified by the National Cutting Horse Association (which is now the archenemy of the National Small Penis Association!) basically for simply trying to reboot a Hollywood movie from the 60s!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy Manion from our Fort Worth NSPA chapter and a top horse trainer was (get this) suspended from working as a trainer for 2 years, fined $15,000 and ordered to serve 5 years of professional probation after his suspension by the gun-hating National Cutting Horse Association (#loserville) all because he simply shot his stallion, Smooth Maximus, 3 or 4 times within 5 minutes with a BB gun, according to the bleeding heart nutjobs at http://www.newsofthehorse.com.
See, they made a big deal out of the fact that cell phone video showed Patriot Manion allegedly shooting the stallion, which was tied to a wall, repeatedly whenever the stallion would act up, or at least that is what the NCHA would have you believe!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Fort Worth NSPA chapter that Patriot Manion was actually simply planning on using the cell phone video to show to big shot Hollywood film producers as part of his pitch to do a reboot of the 1969 film ‘They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?’ After all, it seems like all Hollywood produces now are reboots so we think Patriot Manion is well within his rights to do a reboot of his own. I mean, for Christ’s sake, how many God damn times can Hollywood do a reboot of Spiderman without anybody making a big deal out of it???!!!!?????
We heard Patriot Manion wanted to do the reboot of ‘They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?’ to fulfill the missed potential of the initial film. First, we heard he was planning on casting Victoria Jackson, a good Christian actress and Donald Trump supporter, in the Hanoi Jane Fonda role. Then we heard he was going to correct the central mistake of the original production by having plenty of scenes in the reboot of a Good Guy With A Gun shooting horses. I mean, with a title like ‘They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?’ the audience is going to expect to see some horses getting shot!!!! I can still remember the bitter sting of disappointment I felt when I saw this film as a young boy!!!!!!
The one saving grace from this horrible destruction of Patriot Manion’s career is that at least he isn’t facing any criminal charges (this was in Texas after all, thank Jesus!). However, it is galling to us in the NSPA that some amoral, selfish and shameless collection of awful human beings can use their “Association” to force their views on guns upon the rest of us to push their venal agenda, no matter how many lives it ruins!!!! Shame on the National Cutting Horse Association!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Horse Trainer Tommy Manion Shoots Horse With BB Gun
http://newsofthehorse.com/2017/horse-trainer-tommy-manion-shoots-horse-with-bb-gun/
9/15/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep the students at St. Catherine University safe!!!!!!!! (Should it be any surprise that the God-hating, alt-left crowd has no concern about the well-being of the students at St. Catherine University???!!!!????)
Brent Ahlers from our St. Paul NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) falsely reporting a crime and may still face additional charges after he allegedly accidentally shot himself and made up a story about a black man shooting him in an attempt to cover up his accident. Now, if we’re going to be real, Patriot Ahlers’ account is what would have been more likely to happen if he hadn’t injured himself in a totally fluke accident. I mean, if we’re going by odds, his account is a more accurate reflection of reality if you ask us.
See, Patriot Ahlers is a security officer at St. Catherine University (an obvious target for radical Islamic terrorists who hate Jesus just as much as they hate democracy!), and he accidentally shot himself on campus last night. (Hey, like this has never happened to you before!) Now, technically, Patriot Ahlers wasn’t allowed to have a gun while on duty, but it is obvious he had no choice except to arm himself in order to protect all of the students from the radical Islamic terrorists, paid Black Lives Matter activists and Mexican murders and rapists who are just waiting to prey upon them!!!!!
Well, Patriot Ahlers quickly realized this little accident would be seized upon by all of the alt-left snowflakes on campus who are huddled in their safe spaces as they plot to drive all REAL AMERICANS, like Patriot Ahlers, off their campus!!!!! If you don’t believe us, just ask Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson!!!!!
Patriot Ahlers knew the safety of the St. Catherine students would be at risk if the university dismissed him for the accident so for the sake of the greater good he simply told a little white lie that some black guy with a short afro in a hoodie shot him. I mean, that sounds completely plausible to us, and it would allow this Good Guy With A Gun to continue protecting the student population.
However, sure enough, the political correctness police started poking their noses into the matter and pressured Patriot Ahlers into admitting he made the story up after shooting himself. Apparently they put more importance on confiscating Patriot Ahlers’ gun and ruining his life than on the lives and safety of the St. Catherine students. That’s Liberal Logic 101 for you!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to shut down this type of loser logic with his common sense in order to keep us safe!!!!!!
Campus security guard admits he accidentally shot himself after first lying about black man in a hoodie with ‘short Afro’
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/campus-guard-admits-shot-lying-black-man-article-1.3497871
9/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to demonstrate to his wife that there was no need to purchase an iPhone X!!!!!!!!
Jesse Robert Larson from our South St. Paul NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) second-degree assault with a dangerous weapon and two counts of violence after he allegedly shot his wife’s cellphone and then pointed the gun at her during an argument. Sure enough, though, this is yet another case of the lying, disgusting lamestream “media” trying to ruin the life of a Good Guy With A Gun so the “authorities” can confiscate his gun and prevent him from voting for Donald J. Trump in 2020 by getting him locked up in jail!!!!!!!
See, if you believe the lies peddled by those amoral grifters who masquerade as “journalists”, you believe that Patriot Larson was distraught over a pending divorce from his wife and went to her residence to demand to see her cellphone. Then you believe he became irate when she refused to give him her phone. Then you believe he grabbed the phone from her and shot it in a rage and then pointed the gun at her. Then you believe he put the gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger twice before she was able to get the gun from him.
Well, the alternative facts reveal what actually happened. See, we heard from the other members of our South St. Paul NSPA chapter that Patriot Larson had simply become upset with his wife’s spendthrift ways, which we’re sure were the root cause of their pending divorce. Then we heard she was telling everybody that she was planning on buying an iPhone X, which will cost $1,000. So we heard Patriot Larson simply went to her residence to demonstrate to her that her current cellphone, which we’re sure he had paid for, was perfectly fine and did not need to be replaced by a stupid, overpriced iPhone X. So we heard Patriot Larson not only pointed out that the phone was waterproof but that it was also bulletproof. So we heard that’s why he shot the phone. Yes, it was as simple and harmless as that.
Sure enough, though, the lying, disgusting lamestream “media” got a hold of the story and blew everything out of proportion in order to ruin his life so the “authorities” can confiscate his gun. Sure enough, if he is convicted of these fake charges, Patriot Larson will be in prison in 2020 and will be unable to vote for Donald J. Trump’s reelection!!!!! Isn’t it disgusting how low these disgusting ghouls will sink in order to enact their shameless voter suppression tactics?????? SAD!!!!!!
Charges: Man Threatened Wife With Gun Over Cell Phone
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/09/14/south-st-paul-domestic-disturbance-cell-phone-shot/
9/13/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply making sure some annoying, blabbermouth broad didn’t get the satisfaction of having the last word!!!!!!!
Paul Chicklis from our Windham NSPA chapter was arrested a few nights ago and charged with (get this) criminal threatening with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pulled a gun on a woman as she was leaving a gathering at his house. According to the Windham “Police” Captain who allegedly “investigated” the case, Patriot Chicklis got into an argument with the female subject, who is not related to him, and allegedly pulled a gun and pointed it at her.
In other words, this is a total nothingburger!!!! I mean, anybody who has ever been trapped in an interminable argument instigated by an insufferable, motor mouthed, empty-headed, know-it-all woman knows exactly why Patriot Chicklis did what he allegedly did!!!!!! (She was probably whining about Hillary losing!!!) However, since Dictator Obama stacked the courts with so-called judges to criminalize being a White man, Patriot Chicklis is the one who got in trouble while the woman, who we’re sure started everything with her big yap, faced no accountability for her role in what happened!!!!!!
Worse yet, now that Patriot Chicklis has been arrested and had his gun confiscated, the real victims are the good citizens of Windham. After all, who will protect them now if any emotionally erratic, impulsively violent radical Islamic terrorists or paid Black Lives Matter activists or Antifa terrorists or Mexican murderers and rapists come after the residents of their fair city???!!!???
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can get some sensible judges on the bench to make sure this kind of rigged nonsense comes to an end and so he can Make America Great Again by making sure we get back to the good old days when the White man always had the upper hand when talking to a broad!!!!!!!
Police: Windham man pointed gun at woman
9/11/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just keeping a watchful eye on his neighborhood!!!!!!
Shawn Henderson from our Terrytown NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) aggravated battery after he allegedly shot a neighbor with a handgun. However, a simple review of the alternative facts of this case exposes the truth that this is just another example of the rigged system doing the bidding of George Soros to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!
See, if you believe the lying, disgusting “media”, you believe Patriot Henderson reflexively responded to a neighbor’s incorrect report that another neighbor had been taking photographs of his home while walking through the neighborhood by jumping into his pickup truck to search for the neighbor. Then you believe Patriot Henderson inexplicably pointed a gun at the neighbor and ignored the neighbor’s claim that he had not been taking pictures of his home. Then you believe Patriot Henderson initiated a physical confrontation and shot the neighbor!!!! Then you believe the “authorities” conducted an “investigation” and found no photographs of Patriot Henderson’s home on the neighbor’s phone and determined the neighbor had simply been walking through the neighborhood. Dear Jesus, what won’t these gullible, dim-witted sheep from the alt-left believe as long as it is spoon fed to them by their fact-free, comically biased MSNBC????!!!!???!!!!!
See, it is obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that this “innocent” neighbor was an employee of George Soros or a member of an Antifa terrorist group or a self-loathing White guy trying to curry favor with Black Lives Matter or some loser who was trying to score points with the local Planned Parenthood center with the hope that he might actually be able to get laid by one of those unmarried, hysterical, sexually promiscuous, man-hating, subversive women who congregate there to drink wine while forcing young Christian women to have abortions by casing Patriot Henderson’s house as part of an extensive surveillance program to identify and monitor Good Guys With A Gun in preparation for rounding them up in FEMA camps to prevent them from standing up to the U.N. troops which will invade America to establish a One World Government!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these evil forces of misinformation, venal self-interest and mortifying hatred and bigotry, which would destroy America if they ever got their clammy hands on the levers of power!!!!!!!
Terrytown man jailed in shooting of man he thought was taking photos of his home Saturday evening
9/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply being once bitten and twice shy!!!!!!!!
In yet another disgusting example of unelected, activist judges pushing their anti-gun and anti-American agenda from the bench, Richard Slayton from our Wilmington NSPA chapter was convicted yesterday on a charge of (get this) animal cruelty just because he shot and killed his two-year-old dog Rocky way back in 2015. The truth is that Patriot Slayton is no criminal. He had simply taken prudent action when he shot and killed his dog, but he didn’t stand a chance to get a fair trial because there was a gun involved!!!!!!
See, as the Wilmington “Police” Department reported when they arrested Patriot Slayton at his home, Patriot Slayton had told them his two-year-old dog Rocky had bitten him on the finger. Well, Patriot Slayton then understandably put Rocky in a cage in his living room and shot the dog three times in the head with a shotgun. Patriot Slayton reasonably explained at the time of the arrest that he did this because, “I am not getting bit in my own house again.” Sure enough, to totally rig the case against Patriot Slayton, the “police” made a big deal that Patriot Slayton had been drinking alcohol prior to the shooting. Excuse me, but wasn’t Prohibition put to an end in 1933????!!!!????
Worse yet, Patriot Slayton was sentenced to 24 months conditional discharge, 100 hours of community service, pay a $1,000 fine and must undergo counseling as part of a drug and alcohol evaluation all because he was bound and determined not to get bitten twice by a savage dog, which the “authorities” would have you believe had been provoked by Patriot Slayton’s boorish, drunken behavior to bite him!!!!
Thankfully, we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to stand up to these biased, so-called “judges” to make sure this type of miscarriage of justice against REAL AMERICAN MEN finally comes to an end!!!!!!
Wilmington Man Found Guilty of Killing Dog, Avoids Jail and Prison Time
9/6/2017
Good Guy With A Gun makes a compassionate, heartfelt statement about the woman he allegedly shot….which was a total accident to begin with!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicholas Carlson from our Farmington NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday night and charged with (get this) one count of second-degree attempted murder and two counts of assault after he allegedly shot his girlfriend four times at her parents’ home, where the two of them live in the basement. Sure enough, this is yet another case of the alt-left, democrat party hate machine trying to spread their fake news about a simple accident in order to push their George Soros funded anti-gun agenda and to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!
See, if you believe the fake news account of this case, you believe Patriot Carlson pointed a gun at his girlfriend while they were talking about their relationship. Then you believe Patriot Carlson shot her four times as she ran up the stairs in an attempt to escape from him. On top of that, you believe one of the bullets did significant damage to her abdomen and another bullet struck her left hand, blowing off part of a finger. Jeez, what won’t you believe????
The truth is, as Patriot Carlson reasonably explained to the “authorities”, this was all a simple accident. He explained he had pointed the gun at her, but he had never intended to shoot her. Furthermore, we heard from the other members of our Farmington NSPA chapter that Patriot Carlson made this heartwarming statement about the woman he allegedly shot, “Well, I have a great heart for the woman I shot, a great love for her…and people think in terms of some innocent victim, but she really got in the way of the bullet that I accidentally discharged from my gun. I have a love for her.” See, Patriot Carlson isn’t the selfish, heartless, emotionally immature baby-man that the lying, disgusting media tries to make him appear to be!!!!!
The worst part of this story is that Patriot Carlson faces up to 40 years in prison if he is convicted. If this happens, who will be around to protect his girlfriend if some radical Islamic terrorist or a Mexican rapist or a paid Black Lives Matter activist breaks into her parents’ basement to try to harm her?????!!!!!???? SAD!!!!!!
Charges: Farmington Man Claims He Didn’t Mean To Shoot Girlfriend 4 Times
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/09/06/charges-farmington-shoots-girlfriend/
9/4/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for wanting nothing more than to show a young girl how to handle a gun in order to protect her from all of the dangerous perverts out there!!!!!!!!
Donald Martin from our Floyds Knobs NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) using an electronic device to procure a minor for sex after he allegedly traveled from his home in southern Indiana to Louisville, Kentucky to meet an underage girl. Now, if you believe the totally crooked, lying “authorities” who framed Patriot Martin and the disgusting, lying “media” who dutifully reported all of their lies, you’ll believe Patriot Martin traveled all that distance to have sex with an underage girl and had a loaded gun and ‘several sexual devices’ in his car. Don’t they ever get tired of lying or feel the slightest bit of shame and self-directed moral revulsion for going along with this nightmarish agenda of theirs which violates the basic tenets of human decency???!!!!???? Well, apparently they don’t!!!! SAD!!!!
See, here’s what really happened. We heard from the other members of our Floyd Knobs NSPA chapter that Patriot Martin had driven to Louisville with his loaded gun so he could meet the young girl to show her how to handle a gun so she could stand her ground and protect herself from some dangerous sexual deviant who might try to prey upon her, like a Mexican rapist who snuck across the border because the obstructionist cowards in the democrat party have blocked Donald J. Trump from building his wall or maybe one of those radical Islamic terrorists who Dictator Obama let sneak into America in order to establish a caliphate here and subject America to Sharia law!!!!!!! Then we heard Patriot Martin brought all of those sexual devices so she would know what to look out for if she is ever approached by one of these dangerous Mexicans or Muslims in the future.
Sure enough, though, the “authorities” in Louisville colluded with the disgusting, fake news “media” to peddle their totally false and rigged version of events just so they could destroy Patriot Martin’s life and confiscate his gun!!!!!! Just when you think the news about the sort of amoral atrocities these alt-left degenerates are capable of can’t get any worse, they go and pull something like this!!!!! SAD!!!!
Man with loaded gun, ‘sexual devices’ busted trying to meet underage girl
9/3/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the liberal, alt-left hate machine wants to obstruct his brilliant plan to construct a beautiful wall along the entire Delaware coastline!!!! SAD!!!
Leonard H. Voss from our Smyrna NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony; aggravated menacing; terroristic threatening and second-degree reckless endangering after he allegedly fired a shotgun round into the air to break up an argument between his brother and a 23-year-old man and then allegedly pointed the gun at the 23-year-old man and threatened to shoot him. Sure enough, after a little bit of NSPA investigative journalism, we discovered that once again the lying, disgusting media here is covering up the truth in order to push their anti-gun, anti-Patriot and anti-American agenda and to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started the day before the minor shooting incident when Patriot Voss, who is a member of the Delaware Fish and Wildlife Advisory Council on Shellfisheries, allegedly got into a physical altercation with the 23-year-old man after he apparently questioned the young man, who was in the act of selling crabs to buyers. The young man allegedly “got into” Patriot Voss’ face, which led to the physical altercation, which led to the minor incident with the shotgun the following night.
Now, we heard from the other members of our Smyrna NSPA chapter, what really happened is that Patriot Voss, as a member of the Delaware Fish and Wildlife Advisory Council on Shellfisheries, was getting sick and tired of always seeing two-bit grifters trying to sell illegally harvested shellfish. So rather than going around and trying to break up every individual transaction of poached shellfish, we heard Patriot Voss had submitted a proposal to construct a beautiful 25-foot high wall along the entire Delaware coastline to keep all of the poachers from bringing in their ill-gotten gains from Delaware Bay!!!!
Well, sure enough, once the bigwigs in Delaware, which is totally controlled by the democrat party cartel, heard about the wall, they reflexively set in motion a plan to frame Patriot Voss with these ridiculous charges in order to silence him and to prevent his planned wall from ever being constructed. See, they want to make sure there are plenty of crab poachers thriving in Delaware because it’s a well know fact that crab poachers are a huge, reliable source of votes for the democrat party so you know the “authorities” will do everything in their power to stop this wall from being built!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that the White House is occupied by Donald J. Trump, a REAL AMERICAN PRESIDENT who understands the value of a big, beautiful wall and who we know will pardon Patriot Voss from all this nonsense. Better yet, Delaware will finally get its wall, and we’re going to make those bastards in Nova Scotia pay for it!!!!!!!!!
Police: Smyrna man shot gun in air to stop argument
9/1/2017
OFFICER DOWN!!!!!! National Small Penis Association comes to the defense of former Akron Police Chief who was brutalized by the alt-left Political Correctness Police!!!!!!!
James Nice, the former Akron Police Chief and the winner of the National Small Penis Association’s 2015 Charity Chili Cook Off, was abruptly forced to resign earlier this week here in Akron, the national headquarters for the NSPA no less, all because there is evidence (get this) that he was involved in serious misconduct concerning a forgery investigation involving his nephew, that he had an “inappropriate” sexual relationship with a subordinate female officer and that he used the “n-word” in reference to Akron’s Public Safety Director. Hell, if you surveyed a room full of insecure, small penised, White guys, who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and are constantly searching for others to whom they can assign blame for their failures in life, they’d tell you that it simply sounds like Patriot Nice was just being pretty damn productive!!!!!! Sure enough, that appears to be reason enough to get the old heave-ho from a city government job in Akron!!!!!
Akron may have a reputation as being controlled by the democrat party, but we here at the NSPA national headquarters have our Christian hearts swelling and throbbing with Christian pride as we read all of the support so many of our fellow Akron citizens are posting for Patriot Nice in the comments sections for the Akron Beacon Journal’s ongoing coverage of this story. See, our side is putting the Political Correctness Police to shame for their conduct on this case by using well-reasoned arguments to defend Patriot Nice, such as questioning why the police chief of a major American city with a history of racial tensions over police conduct in minority neighborhoods should be held to a different standard than rap stars who make millions of dollars dropping the n-word left and right!!!!!!!!! May Jesus Christ have mercy (not really) on any alt-left losers who want to take us on in a debate!!!!!!!
We are proud to announce that all proceeds from our 2017 NSPA Charity Chili Cook Off (which will be held October 15 at Lock 3) will go to the James Nice Defense Fund, which we are establishing for Patriot Nice, instead of our Glocks For Micrococks program. In honor of Patriot Nice, we are requiring all entrants to use Vienna sausages in their chili recipes this year.
City Confirms Former Police Chief Used N-word
https://www.ohio.com/akron/news/local/city-confirms-former-police-chief-used-n-word
8/31/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the liberal, nanny-state, big government types think they know best when it comes to raising children!!!!!!!
Aaron R. Belter from our Springfield NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) being a felon in possession of a firearm (and according to the court documents filed by the so-called “prosecutor” additional charges are expected to be filed) after Patriot Belter allegedly shot his son in the head with a shotgun while they were engaged in nothing more than a simple, old fashioned father and son dispute, just like the kind of father and son disputes Bruce Springsteen used to ramble on about endlessly in between songs during his concerts in the 70s, like how his father smacked him on the side of the head and told him to get a haircut instead of walking around looking like a hood and playing in a rock and roll band. The big difference here is that Bruce Springsteen’s daddy didn’t have a bunch of guns that the government wanted to confiscate so he never got harassed by the “police”!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when some busybody, window watching neighbor called the “police” to report a “domestic dispute” at Patriot Belter’s home. When they arrived, Patriot Belter acknowledged that the contents of a shell discharged from his shotgun had made contact with his son’s face, but it wasn’t like he meant to do it. As he reasonably explained, “I didn’t mean to hurt him. I just shot in a direction. He’s my baby.”
So the “police” followed the anti-family, big government playbook used by the thugs at Children’s Services and marched right into Patriot Belter’s home, as if they owned the place, so they could conduct an “investigation” on his son’s well-being. Sure enough, they made a big deal after finding Patriot Belter’s 30-year-old-son standing next to a couch with his head and chest covered in blood. Apparently, the fact that Patriot Belter’s son wasn’t dead or anything didn’t mean anything to them so they went ahead and arrested Patriot Belter and then really got down to the reason they were there. See, they got a search warrant and lickety-split they hauled four rifles and two shotguns out of the house!!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can put an end to these nanny state, big government mandates left over from Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House that allow families to be broken up in such a heartless manner and guns to be confiscated from Patriots just to appease the easily manipulated, narrow minded bigots who made up Obama’s base!!!!!!!!!
Springfield man who shot his son in the head has history of domestic abuse, officials say
8/30/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to those ‘Fight For 15′ unionistic thugs who are trying to jack up the minimum wage to tank the U.S. economy in order to bring about our subjugation to a One World Government!!!!!!!!
John Carey Birch Jr. from our Spartanburg NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with (get this) attempted armed robbery and two weapons crimes after he allegedly pointed a gun at a McDonald’s employee at the drive-thru window and demanded his food immediately. Sure enough, the only real “crime” Patriot Birch committed was having the nerve to stand up to the selfish alt-left ghouls who are trying to tank the U.S. economy for their own interests!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Spartanburg NSPA chapter down in South Carolina that the alt-left hate mongers have been trying to intimidate the REAL AMERICANS in Spartanburg by marching in mass through the city streets, proudly displaying signs with their archaic, historically reviled messages promoting an increase of the minimum wage to $15/hr. (So how did that hopey changey Bolshevik Revolution work out???? #liberallogic)
Sure enough, these disgusting marches have gotten all these minimum wage workers acting uppity, and if there’s anything that Southern cultural heritage proudly stands for, it’s making sure uppity people know their place!!!!!! So Patriot Birch was simply giving that McDonald’s employee an important lesson about not getting uppity. I mean, if we’re ever going to help Donald J. Trump Make America Great Again, there’s a whole lot of people who are going to have to be put back in their place again!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can restore sanity and law and order in Spartanburg by simply having an appreciation for Southern cultural heritage and by setting Patriot Birch free so he can continue to fight the good fight!!!!!
Deputies: SC man pointed gun at face of McDonald’s worker, demanded order
http://wncn.com/2017/08/30/deputies-sc-man-pointed-gun-at-face-of-mcdonalds-worker-demanded-order/
8/29/2017
Alex Arshinkoff, longtime head of Summit County Republican Party and real good friend of the National Small Penis Association, dies. SAD!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association’s executive offices in Akron, OH, which is in Summit County, are heartbroken at the untimely death of Alex Arshinkoff, the longtime leader of the Summit County Republican Party. Patriot Arshinkoff selflessly dedicated his life to getting Republicans elected to fight for gun rights and to protect us all from the evils of gay marriage. Sure enough, all of the deplorable alt-left internet trolls have been coming out of the woodwork to say horrible things like, “Alex, say what you will about President Obama, but at least he never trapped a woman in a loveless, pointless beard marriage and denied her the chance of ever experiencing motherhood,” or, “Alex, you actually made Roy Cohn look like an honorable, decent and gracious human being,” but that’s because they always try to attack Republican warriors like you with disgusting, fake news whisper campaigns. SAD!!!!!
We here at the NSPA may be sad tonight, but we take solace in knowing that you are sitting right now by Jesus Christ’s side as your reward for being such an honest Christian and stalwart human being!!!!!!!!
Alex Arshinkoff, longtime head of Summit County Republican Party, dies
https://www.ohio.com/akron/news/alex-arshinkoff-longtime-head-of-summit-county-republican-party-dies
8/28/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just celebrating his heritage!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Richard Preston from our Rosedale NSPA chapter (and the imperial wizard of the Confederate White Knights of Rosedale) was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) discharging a firearm within 1,000 feet of a school, a felony that could lead to 10 years in prison (WTF!), after he simply expressed his 1st and 2nd Amendment rights at the Charlottesville Small Penis Pride March earlier this month and allegedly fired a gun after shouting, “Hey, (N-word)!” Worse yet, he never would have been arrested in the first place if those busy bodies from the ACLU of Virginia hadn’t just happened to capture the incident on video and then shared it with the “authorities” in Charlottesville!
What makes this so ridiculous is that we heard from our other NSPA members who were in attendance that Patriot Preston was simply celebrating his family’s Southern heritage. See, we heard Patriot Preston’s great-grandfather used to do this all of the time so Patriot Preston was simply keeping this cultural tradition alive. However, I guess it’s now a crime to try to keep White Southern cultural history alive thanks to the machinations of the hate-fueled political correctness police who shamefully became emboldened and empowered as a result of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we now have Donald J. Trump in the White House to act as a guardian for White Southern (i.e. REAL AMERICAN) Heritage!!!!!!! Imagine what life would have been like for us if Hillary had won!!!!!! #nightmare
Maryland Ku Klux Klan wizard charged with shooting weapon at Charlottesville rally
8/27/2017
National Small Penis Association North Carolina chapter coordinator crucified by the disgusting, lying “media” after getting catfished by Univision!!!!!!!!!!
Christopher Barker, our NSPA North Carolina chapter coordinator (and the imperial wizard of the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan in Pelham), has been viciously attacked in social media by the George Soros funded alt-left, democrat party hate machine after being set up by the Latino propaganda machine known as Univision, you know, the cable channel synonymous with biased, manipulative “news” coverage cravenly designed to play on the prejudices, fears, ignorance and self-pitying resentments of their dull-witted, bigoted audience!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when the “news” producers at Univision contacted Patriot Barker to schedule an interview on his property. They catfished Patriot Barker by telling him the interview would be conducted by Ilia Calderon, a U.S. citizen who immigrated from Columbia. So imagine Patriot Barker’s shock when this senorita showed up, and she turned out to be black!!!!!! See, as the Univision crew reported, Patriot Barker had expected her to be lighter-skinned. As he told Ms. Calderon, she was the first black person to step on his property in the 20 years he had been living there!!!!!
Sure enough, she ambushed Patriot Barker with the drive-by “media” technique of pressing him on his beliefs so he simply decided to stand his ground by calling her the n-word and telling her to go back to her country. When he said he and his fellow insecure, small penised, White guys in the KKK were going to chase her and her kind out of America, she tried to play her gotcha “journalism” tricks and asked him if he was really going to chase her out. Patriot Barker clarified that he and his fellow insecure, small penised, White guys in the KKK were going to burn her and her kind out of the country. When she asked how he and his fellow insecure, small penised, White guys in the KKK would burn out the 11 million unauthorized immigrants from America, Patriot Barker eloquently put her in her place by saying, “Don’t matter. We killed six million Jews the last time. Eleven million is nothing.”
Right on cure, the cowardly alt-left online trolls immediately got busy savagely attacking Patriot Barker while never once addressing the fact that Univision had catfished him, which obviously put him on defense and forced him to stand up for himself. See, just when you think Univision can’t possibly sink lower in their moral bankruptcy and absolute lack of any journalistic integrity, they go and pull a stunt like this to get their deplorable audience all riled up by making them think they are actually the victims!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to present a fair and balanced account of what is really going on out there among the many sides in these turbulent times!!!!! It sure is refreshing to have a REAL PRESIDENT who sees the insecure, small penised, White guy community for who we really are and who lets us know he has our backs!!!!!!!!!
KKK leader threatens to ‘burn’ Latina journalist, the first black person on his property
8/26/2017
National Small Penis Association Southern Region Field Director viciously attacked by the alt-left, democrat party hate machine for a harmless, little slip of the tongue!!!!!!!!!
Russell Walker, the NSPA’s Southern Region Field Director, became the latest victim of the George Soros funded alt-left, democrat party hate machine for making a simple slip of the tongue while defending the Confederate flag, Southern heritage and the rights of insecure, small penised, White guys!!!!!!!! This is just another sad example of how the online liberalist hate mob will crucify a REAL AMERICAN MAN for innocuously mixing up a few vowels and consonants!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Where will it ever end with these Political Correctness Word Police?????!!!!!!!?????? We can only thank Jesus Christ we have a REAL AMERICAN PRESIDENT in Donald J. Trump who possesses the moral courage to stand in support of the likes of Patriot Walker!!!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/Yoojin_Cho/status/900725436556161024
MAN DEFENDS CONFEDERATE FLAGS FROM ALLEGATIONS OF RACISM. THEN SAYS SOMETHING RACIST
8/25/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the obnoxious alt-left crowd always feels the need to rub their disgusting, anti-American, empty-headed beliefs in our faces!!!!!!!!!
Edward Burns from our Christian County (I’m thinking of moving there right now!) NSPA chapter was arrested today and charged with (get this) unlawful use of a weapon for allegedly pointing a gun a the head of another driver in a “road rage” incident, at least that’s what the “authorities” are calling it these days!!!! However, a simple review of the alternative facts of this case makes it perfectly clear that this whole brouhaha is another frightening example of how the liberal snowflakes from the alt-left are feeling increasingly emboldened to publicly declare their monstrous and reprehensible views thanks to the corrosive moral rot left behind by Dictator Obama and his Chicago Wrecking Crew!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started today when Patriot Burns, minding his own business, was driving along U.S. 65 Highway when he saw some woman driver who was in a minivan coated with (get this) hateful, mind-rotting, propagandistic bumper stickers and decals with anti-Trump, pro-Hillary, anti-right to work, pro-union, religious tolerance and animal rights messages.
Look, she was a woman driver so she was already inherently presenting an imminent danger to everybody on the road to begin with, but she was presenting an even greater danger by trying to stoke fear and hatred by espousing these awful messages of divisiveness and ignorance so Patriot Burns took the one sensible course of action available to him to establish a little law and order on the road by allegedly pulling out his Smith and Wesson .380 handgun and pointing it at her head as he drove past her.
As Patriot Burns later tried to reasonably explain to the members of the Ozark “Police”, who had been sent out to hunt him down, he pointed the gun at the “victim” because he thought her political views were “stupid.” Sure enough, the anti-gun, anti-Patriot, so-called “police officers” ignored this entirely plausible explanation because we’re sure they had to meet their unwritten daily quota for arresting and ruining the life of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!!
However, have no fear, my fellow Patriots, about the fate of Patriot Burns because a little frog has told me that President Donald J. Trump is getting his pardon pen warmed up and will be springing Patriot Burns free so he can be back on the streets to combat the forces of hate that are multiplying across America these days!!!!!!
Road rage: Ozark man charged after pointing gun at woman while on highway
8/24/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to the feminization of American manhood that started during Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House!!!!!!!
Christopher Draper from our Limestone County NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) felony second-degree domestic violence and misdemeanor reckless endangerment after he allegedly tried to shoot his mother’s boyfriend, who was walking around wearing only a pair of boxer briefs in the house they all share. Sure enough, this is just another case of the alt-left supported deep state trying to obliterate the norms of REAL AMERICAN MANHOOD in order to stoke the unforgivable racism this country has always harbored toward insecure, small penised, White guys in America.
See, all this nonsense started yesterday when Patriot Draper allegedly spent the day drinking, you know, like what REAL AMERICAN MEN do. Well, the 32-year-old Patriot Draper, who lives with his girlfriend at his mother’s house, apparently had his drinking disturbed by the presence of his mother’s boyfriend, who was walking around the house in boxer briefs as if he owned the place. Well, Patriot Draper allegedly started fighting with his mother’s boyfriend over this effrontery. Sure enough, his mother succumbed to her carnal desires and took the side of her boyfriend over her son!!!!! (We’ve been warning you for years that the liberals are destroying the family unit!) So she marched Patriot Draper to his bedroom and tried to lock him in it.
Well, thankfully, Patriot Draper knew how to handle this situation so he allegedly pulled out his .410 shotgun and pointed it at his mother’s boyfriend and said, “I’ll kill you.’ Right on cue, the goon squad masquerading as the Limestone County “Sheriff’s” Department swarmed through the house as if they owned the place and arrested Patriot Draper and confiscated his gun basically because he was simply trying to uphold the standards of behavior for REAL AMERICAN MEN, standards which apparently became illegal during Dictator Obama’s regime!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Limestone County NSPA chapter that Patriot Draper had become enraged that his mother’s boyfriend had been indoctrinated by Dictator Obama’s agenda to feminize men in America. I mean, his mother’s boyfriend didn’t wear the pants in the family anymore and thought nothing of it. See, thanks to the Pandora’s Box foolishly opened by Dictator Obama we now have gender confusion running rampant in America, and Patriot Draper did nothing more than try to put a stop to this insanity.
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we now have a Glorious President in the White House who knows how to act like a REAL AMERICAN MAN!!!!!!!
Drunk 32-year-old tried to shoot mom’s boyfriend because he wasn’t wearing pants, authorities say
http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2017/08/boxer_briefs_gunfire_alabama.html
8/22/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his mother-in-law is a violent banshee who can’t control her emotions!!!!!!!
Kyle Dallies from our Council Bluffs NSPA chapter was arrested recently for missing his jury trial (which would have been totally rigged, so why bother going????!!!!!????), which he had been scheduled to attend to face the completely fake charges of assault while displaying a dangerous weapon and serious domestic assault. See, way back in April the “authorities” claimed Patriot Dallies had (get this) punched his wife in the face and then allegedly pointed his gun at his mother-in-law’s head. (People actually believe this stuff!!!!!!!!!!)
First off, let’s look at the real facts of the case that Patriot Dallies provided to the “authorities”, who clearly already had their minds made up to arrest Patriot Dallies. See, Patriot Dallies told them he had simply been asleep in his room when his mother-in-law barged in and yelled at him to clean his room. Patriot Dallies, who was obviously the only adult in the room, told her he was not her kid and that he was not going to do anything she told him to. Patriot Dallies then told the “authorities” that she began to hit him and stabbed him in the back with a fork. Hell, she could have struck an artery or something and killed him so he certainly needed to stand his ground.
Sure enough, the damned, disgusting “media” derailed justice in this case by all too happily publishing the obviously fake account presented by the “victimized” mother-in-law, who was plainly colluding with her daughter to railroad Patriot Dallies into jail. See, according to the two of them, Patriot Dallies punched his wife in the face during an argument. The mother-in-law claimed she ran to the sink and grabbed a fork in anger after seeing Patriot Dallies punch her daughter. Then she claimed she only stabbed Patriot Dallies with the fork in self defense when he began to approach her. Then she and her daughter claimed Patriot Dallies loaded his shotgun and pointed it at her head.
Well, just go ahead and try real hard to guess whose account the “authorities” chose to believe??? Yeah, you know it. The “authorities” followed the prime directive of their George Soros funded deep state overlords and arrested Patriot Dallies and confiscated his gun. See, if they want to get away with the high crime of establishing a One World Government, the first thing they have to do is jail all of the insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their sense of manhood through the possession of firearms because then there will be nobody to save the general public from the U.N. shock troops who will flood across our borders to dismantle and subjugate America!!!!!!
Thankfully, we have the farsighted, coolheaded and sensible Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure none of this ever happens!!!!!!!! #wekeepwinning
Police: Man pointed gun at mother-in-law after she stabbed him with a fork
8/21/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for (we’re guessing) refusing to let his wife make wholly inappropriate cutting remarks to him in front of their four children!!!!!!!!!
Steven Moot from our Lake City NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) attempted murder with no bond after he allegedly shot his wife in the face at their home in the presence of their four children. However, in our humble opinion, this is nothing more than another case of a capricious, meddlesome woman instigating a situation with her wicked taunts while her husband takes the fall and gets labeled as the bad guy by the “authorities”!!!!!!!!!
See, according to the fake news account of this case spread by the deep state minions embedded in the Columbia County “Sheriff’s” Office, all this nonsense started when Patriot Moot and his wife got into an argument. Then they claimed Patriot Moot allegedly armed himself with a gun and shot her in the face with their four children in the house at the time of the shooting. Sure enough, the “authorities” resorted to Big Brother tactics and hunted Patriot Moot down by tracking the GPS system in his truck as if he were some sort of common criminal.
Luckily, the National Small Penis Association is in position to provide you the fair and balanced account of what actually happened. See, we heard from some of the other members of our Lake City NSPA chapter that Patriot Moot’s wife was verbally emasculating him in front of their children by ridiculing him about his appearance and saying he looked like the offspring that would have been produced if Liam Neeson and Martin Freeman could have conceived a child through an act of homosexual intercourse.
Well, there’s certainly no way anybody would have expected Patriot Moot to stand there and be diminished in the eyes of his children so he needed to put his wife’s mean spirited verbal assault to an end immediately by any means necessary. I mean, after all, think of the long term emotional damage the four children would have endured as a result of seeing their mother treat him in this manner.
Look, Patriot Moot’s wife didn’t die or anything so we really don’t see what the big deal is. Worse yet, we would like to know who the “authorities” think will keep Patriot Moot’s wife and children safe from any dangerous Muslims, Mexicans or Black Lives Matter activists paid by George Soros who might want to harm them while Patriot Moot is locked up in jail with his trusty gun ensconced in some “evidence” room????!!!!!!??????
We here at the NSPA headquarters guess it was naive of us to think America’s ingrained racism against insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their sense of manhood through the possession of firearms would somehow magically cease to exist with the election of Donald J. Trump. See, we are just beginning to realize exactly how much work we still have ahead of us to remove this hideous stain from the fabric of our nation!!!!!!!!!!!
Lake City man shoots wife in face with children in the house, deputies say
8/20/2017
Okay, for today only we will keep our mouths shut out of respect for the one and only man who could keep those of us in the insecure, small penised, White guy community on our toes. Don’t worry, though, fellow Patriots, because we will be back to work tomorrow!!!!!!!
Dick Gregory, who rose from poverty to become a groundbreaking comedian and civil rights activist, dies at 84
http://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-dick-gregory-20170819-story,amp.html
8/19/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because it’s now open season on insecure, small penised, White guys in America after Charlottesville!!!!!!
Ryan Wilder from our Duck Key NSPA chapter was arrested earlier today and is facing a charge of (get this) unpremeditated murder after he allegedly shot and killed a 47-year-old man this afternoon. However, as you can see from Patriot Wilder’s mug shot, his real crime was being an insecure, small penised, White guy who affirms his sense of manhood through a gun in this despotic, post-Charlottesville society foisted upon America by the alt-left, democrat party, George Soros funded hate machine!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started today when Patriot Wilder took it upon himself to go to a home owned by his parents to “illegally” (that’s the word chosen by the lying, disgusting “media”) evict the tenants living there. See, the tenants had been served eviction papers but weren’t required to be gone by August 23. Well, why put off four days from now that which can be done today? Furthermore, why force the tenants, who are already going through a difficult time, to move all of their possessions out of the home on their own? So out of the Christian charity in his heart, Patriot Wilder simply began to reportedly move their property from the home.
Sure enough, when one of the self-entitled, ungrateful tenants returned to the home, he seemed to have an issue with Patriot Wilder’s Christian act of charity and consideration and began arguing with him. Patriot Wilder obviously must have known his life was in danger because he then allegedly shot the tenant multiple times. I mean, why else would Patriot Wilder have shot him?
Right on cue, the “authorities” were immediately dispatched to the scene with what we are sure were orders to arrest Patriot Wilder without gathering all of the facts because the career politicians who run Duck Key wanted to make sure they appeased the alt-left mob which now feels emboldened after Charlottesville to attack insecure, small penised, White guys with impunity. Sadly, Patriot Wilder now sits in jail as the latest victim of this insanity!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put this hateful element of American society in its place before their disgusting ideology spreads any further!!!!!!!
Man accused of fatally shooting another man on Duck Key
http://cbs12.com/news/local/man-accused-of-fatally-shooting-another-man-on-duck-key
8/18/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested and crucified by the lying, disgusting “media” basically for just trying to be a law and order neighbor!!!!!!!!
Thomas Quarters from our Argyle NSPA chapter was tossed in jail yesterday and charged with
(get this) two counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty after he allegedly shot his neighbor’s 5-month-old puppy and her 14-year-old Labrador retriever. Worse yet (if it can get any worse!), Patriot Quarters is now facing the possibility of getting hit with a felony charge just because the Labrador retriever ended up dying, which is ridiculous because Labradors typically don’t live much past 14 years anyways!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Quarters’ neighbor was with her puppy on her property, and the puppy was shot in a paw. She then heard her neighbor say, “Yep, keep them off my property,” according to the “authorities”, who are all part of the rigged system to begin with!!!!!!!
So that got the busybody “authorities”, who apparently didn’t have anything better to do (like monitoring the whereabouts of all of the dangerous Muslims, Mexicans and Black Lives Matter activists paid by George Soros who pose an imminent threat to the community), to take a closer look at the neighbor’s Labrador which had been ailing since the end of July.
Well, these pathetic “authorities”, who apparently must spend a lot of their time engaging in ‘Qunicy, M.E.’ cosplay because they have no personal lives, determined that the dog was ailing because it had a piece of metal lodged in its abdomen that appeared to come from the same gun that shot the puppy in the paw. So then the “authorities” and the snowflake neighbor took the dog to a veterinarian who determined there was a large amount of blood in the dog’s abdomen. So then some canine death panel determined it was time to kill the dog, yet Patriot Quarters is the one facing possible felony charges!!!!! That’s a classic case of Liberal Logic 101, if you ask me!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
See, the real issue here is that the alt-left, democrat party hate machine wanted to take down Patriot Quarters because he had the nerve to simply try to maintain a little law and order in the neighborhood. Yeah, the dogs hadn’t strayed onto his property just yet, but they presented an ever looming threat that could strike at any moment so Patriot Quarters had to make sure they would never be able to come onto his property. If the alt-left, democrat party hate machine had its way, any disgusting, disease filled mutt could freely come onto your property, the soil of your heritage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t worry, though, good Patriots, because we heard from an inside source that President Donald J. Trump is planning to hold a victory rally in Argyle to announce he is pardoning Patriot Quarters. See, we just keep winning, and the alt-left, democrat party hate machine can’t take it!!!!!!!! #sorelosers
Police: Man jailed after two dogs shot
8/17/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the “authorities” didn’t want to gather all of the facts and consider the many sides of the case before they rushed to their judgment!!!!!!!!
David Wayne Conn from our Denver, North Carolina NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday night in a horse trailer where he had been living and charged with(get this) attempted first-degree murder after he allegedly shot his ex-girlfriend in the face with his .25-caliber gun while she sat in her car. Sure enough, this is another case of the disgusting, lying “media” and the bigoted “authorities” disregarding due process and basic fairness just so they can take down a Good Guy With A Gun, no matter what the facts of the case are!!!!!
See, we would like to know why the “authorities” aren’t even giving any consideration to the ex-girlfriend’s role in the shooting. After all, there wouldn’t have been a shooting if she hadn’t been sitting in her car!!!! Furthermore, we would like to know what she was up to before the shooting because we’re sure there was a lot of blame to go around on both sides for the shooting, and we would like to know why the “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media” are focusing exclusively on Patriot Conn’s role in the shooting. Oh, yeah, we forgot, it’s because they both have an obscene and morally incomprehensible hatred of insecure, small penised, White guys!!!!!!!! LOSERS!!!!!!
NC man living in horse trailer shot his ex-girlfriend in the face, deputies say
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article167501707.html
8/16/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply offering a suggestion for a plan to reduce the racial tensions in America and for taking a stand against body shaming!!!!!!!
Craig Troccia from our Roanoke NSPA chapter was arrested Monday afternoon and charged with (get this) 34 criminal counts including ethnic intimidation, aggravated assault, indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkenness, simple assault, terroristic threats, intimidation of a witness, resisting arrest, criminal mischief, harassment, and blah blah blah blah after he allegedly drunkenly walked around naked at a truck stop, threatened to shoot a black man and another truck stop customer and then threatened to kill the state “trooper” who transported him from the scene and members of the “trooper’s” family!!!!! However, this is yet another case of the newly emboldened alt-left using the complicit criminals in the disgusting, lying media to hijack the narrative of a story to produce fake news so they can take down a Good Guy With A Gun.
Yeah, Patriot Troccia was allegedly intoxicated Monday afternoon, but that’s because he was probably still simply celebrating the success of our Small Penis Pride march in nearby Chrarlottesville over the weekend. Yeah, Patriot Troccia was allegedly naked, but that was probably simply because he now knows he has nothing to be ashamed of for being an insecure White guy with a small penis thanks to the recent supportive comments made by President Donald J. Trump (our glorious leader) so he was probably just proudly showing the world that he refuses to be body shamed anymore!!!!!! Yeah, Patriot Troccia allegedly pointed a gun at a black man and yelled that he should go back to Africa, but that was probably because he simply wanted to reduce the racial tensions (which exploded over the weekend thanks to the alt-left, paid Black Lives Matters activists and George Soros funded troublemakers) and was encouraging the black man to skip town for a while until things cool down!!!! Yeah, Patriot Troccia allegedly pointed a gun at the black man and another customer at the truck stop, but he probably had to do that because we’re guessing he was worried they might do something crazy, like try to drive over him. Yeah, Patriot Toccia allegedly threatened to kill the state “trooper” who transported him to jail and members of his family, but that’s probably because………….well, we’ll have to get back to you on that one, but we’re sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Look, this attack on Patriot Troccia’s liberty was simply the alt-left, democrat party hate machine’s backlash against the success of our Small Penis Pride March in Charlottesville and President Donald J. Trump’s brave defense of our cause!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Drunken, naked man with a gun charged with ethnic intimidation, assault: Police
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2017/08/drunken_naked_man_with_a_gun_c.html
8/15/2017
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP THANKFULLY BREAKS HIS SILENCE AND JOINS THE NATIONAL SMALL PENIS ASSOCIATION IN CALLING OUT THE ALT-LEFT!!!!!!!!!!
We don’t want to brag (okay, maybe we do want to brag just a little bit), but we here at the National Small Penis Association have been warning you all about the horrifying and disgraceful rise of the alt-left in America over the past year (scroll through the NSPA news posts if you don’t believe this!) so we find it difficult to convey how thrilled we were today when we heard Patriot (and charter member of our Manhattan NSPA chapter) Donald J. Trump finally use the phrase ‘alt-left’ to identify the corrosive source of hate that could potentially destroy America before he has a chance to make America great again!!!!!!
See, it’s difficult to solve a problem until you have the moral courage to identify the problem. Now even the most complacent, cowardly and complicit among the public will have no choice except to acknowledge the obvious problem we all face thanks to Patriot Trump’s words today!!!!!
What About The Alt-Left?’ Trump Lashes Out In Impromptu Press Conference
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-claims-press-conference-charlotte
8/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for teaching Christians a thing or two about self-defense!!!!!!!!!!!!
George Meyer from our Port St. Lucie NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, carrying a concealed firearm, exhibition of a firearm on school property and improper exhibition of a firearm after he allegedly pointed a gun at a physical education teacher at the Grace Christian Academy open house. Sure enough, though, this was just another example of a bunch of vicious alt-left snowflake thugs trying to take down a Good Guy With A Gun who was simply trying to educate Christian children how to practice real self defense, which is more important than ever now with all of the hateful, dangerous Mexicans, Muslims and paid Black Lives Matter activists out there who are capable of killing Americans on a city street in a moment of self-pitying, cry-baby rage!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started yesterday afternoon when Patriot Meyer was attending an open house at the Grace Christian Academy where his child is a student. Well, Patriot Meyer overheard the academy’s physical education teacher, a third-generation marital arts “expert” who won the World Title International Sport Karate Association’s World Championship in Orlando last year (Ohhhh, we’ve got a big shot tough guy here. I’m so impressed……NOT!!!!!!), discussing his new self-defense afterschool program with parents and students.
Now, this is where it gets absurd. When asked about guns, this nitwit phys ed teacher said there are better choices to defend yourself. He actually had the gall to say (in front of children, mind you!), “You’re never going to get it out of your purse or pocket before it happens. It’s a false sense of security. It’s good to know some basic self-defense.” (No, I’m not making any of this up!)
Well, Patriot Meyer wasn’t going to let that dangerous indoctrination go unchallenged so to prove a point he allegedly pointed a gun at the teacher and said, “Bang, you’re dead.” Sure enough, the teacher (who proved he wasn’t such a tough guy, after all) whined to the “police” that a parent was holding a baby right next to him when Patriot Meyer pulled the gun on him, as if something bad could have happened.
Well, right on cue, the Port St. Lucie “Police” hunted down Patriot Meyer as if he were some sort of a criminal and locked him up in jail!!!!!!! Well, maybe some of you who have been sitting on the fence are finally now waking up to the reality of the awful reservoir of hate that exists out there against insecure, small penised, White guys!!!!! Thankfully we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to look out for us during this difficult time!!!!! Imagine how awful it would have been to deal with the horror of how Patriot Meyer had been treated this weekend if Dictator Obama still illegally occupied the White House!!!!!!! He would have totally blown it!!!!!!!!
“Bang, You’re Dead:” Father points gun at Martial Arts teacher
http://cbs12.com/news/local/bang-youre-dead-father-points-gun-at-martial-arts-teacher
8/13/2017
The Face Of The National Small Penis Association’s Future!!!!!!
As those of us who were at the forefront of the insecure, small penised, White guy movement approach our twilight years, our thoughts turn to legacy so we are heartened by this weekend’s events to know there is no shortage of insecure, small penised, White guys out there to carry our movement into the future!!!!!! America is truly on its way to be great again!!!!!!!
8/12/2017
President Donald J. Trump bravely decries the violence perpetrated by many sides of the alt-left movement against the Small Penis Pride March in Charlottesville, Virginia!!!!!!!!!!!
President Donald J. Trump rose to the occasion today and unified a nation horrified by the attacks today upon the members of the insecure, small penised, White guy movement who had assembled in Charlottesville, Virginia this weekend to march for Small Penis Pride and to keep the statue of General Robert E. Lee (one of the patron saints of the National Small Penis Association) standing in the city park.
Sure enough, the many sides of the alt-left, democrat party hate machine (black people, hysterical women, Mexicans, Muslims, LGBTQ activists, self loathing White people, black preachers, millennial snowflakes, hippy dippy White preachers, communistic “union” workers, big government dependent moochers, college professors and students, social “justice” activists, uppity nuns who don’t know their place in the Catholic Church, international banker types (if you know what I mean) and members of the lamestream media) turned out in force to spew their hate and to assault those of us who were simply trying to march peacefully in silent protest of the bigotry and institutional racism we face every day as insecure, small penised, White guys in America!!!!!!!
I am happy to report that none of the National Small Penis Association executive team members who traveled from Akron to participate in the march were hurt today, but we were shocked and disgusted by the ugly and shameful element of American society we encountered today who felt emboldened and empowered to publicly display their absolute lack of humanity and lack of respect for American ideals!!!!!
Thankfully President Donald J. Trump proved once again today that he is equal to the majesty of his office when he took a break from a round of golf at his golf course in New Jersey, which is really the most beautiful golf course in New Jersey, to bravely denounce the many hateful acts committed not just today but throughout all of America’s history by the many sides of the alt-left crowd which will destroy America if given the chance!!!!! Many people have said Patriot Trump’s statement was the most powerful, courageous and eloquent assertion of America’s principles of decency, democracy and compassion ever made by any president, unlike anything anybody has ever heard before!!!!!
Patriot Trump’s stirring remarks made the horror we endured today bearable because we know he has our backs no matter what hate we face, it renewed our certainty in our cause to take back America and it validated our march. As our good friend David Duke said about our march earlier today, “This represents a turning point for the people of this country. We are determined to take our country back, we’re going to fulfill the promises of Donald Trump, and that’s what we believed in, that’s why we voted for Donald Trump, because he said he’s going to take our country back and that’s what we gotta do.“.
This Is What ‘Oppressed’ White Men Look Like
David Duke: Charlottesville Rally ‘Fulfills The Promises Of Donald Trump’
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/david-duke-charlottesville-rally-trump-promises
8/11/2017
Good Guy With A Gun crucified basically for offering a sensible resolution to the North Korea kerfuffle!!!!!!!!
Grant Stinchfield from our Dallas NSPA chapter (and our favorite host on NRA TV) is the latest victim of the alt-left, anti-gun, democrat party hate machine after he simply offered a well thought out and sober minded suggestion to resolve the rising tensions between America and North Korea. See, Patriot Stinchfield posted a tweet to suggest that North Korea should bomb Sacramento, California instead of Guam.
Right on cue, all of our enemies when confronted by another example of our superior policies reflexively pulled out their well-worn copies of the Saul Alinsky playbook and began their vicious campaign of character assassination against Patriot Stinchfield because this is the only way they know how to respond when they find themselves in over their heads!!!!!!!
See, they can’t deal with the truth behind Patriot Stinchfield’s suggestion so they attacked him personally and played on the insecurities and ignorance of their easily manipulated, dim witted base. See, Patriot Stinchfield’s suggestion makes total sense as a way to keep America safe in these perilous times with the deep state trying to confiscate our guns at any moment.
A nuclear attack of the California state capital makes total sense because Governor Moonbeam and his crackpot cronies in the democrat party dominated State Legislature have been passing the most repressive anti-gun legislation in America for years. By getting North Korea to deliver a first strike blow against this treasonous den of anti-American saboteurs masquerading as the California state capital, we would be making America safer in the long run by making sure we face no restrictions to getting our steady hands on any guns and ammo that we need to keep us safe from the unhinged machinations of some unstable, impulsive, delusional, erratic, narcissistic, emotionally immature, insecure, despotic tyrant!!!!!!!!!!
See, once again, an NRA representative shows how his organization is concerned only with keeping Americans safe, and that is exactly why the alt-left, America-hating snowflakes despise the NRA, and the National Small Penis Association by extension, so much!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump as one of our own in the White House to watch our backs during these dangerous times!!!!!!!
NRA TV Host Suggests North Korea Bomb California Instead Of Guam
8/9/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save the good people of Little Rock from the threat of a “lone wolf”!!!!!!!
Christopher Kumpe from our Little Rock NSPA chapter was arrested last night by the deep state conscripted thugs employed by the Pulaski County “Sheriff’s” Office and charged with (get this) felony cruelty to animals after he allegedly shot a dog his aunt was caring for in the chest. Sure enough, this is just another case of the alt-left puppet masters who still call the shots in some of the God forsaken sections of this country taking down a Good Guy With A Gun for committing the awful crime of trying to keep his community safe!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started last night when Patriot Kumpe visited his aunt’s house and informed her he would shoot the dog she was looking after because it “didn’t belong to anyone,” according to the “criminal” report documented by the “authorities” who always try to hijack the narrative of cases involving a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!! So with that perfectly justifiable rationale, Patriot Kumpe shot a bullet that entered the dog’s chest and exited through its neck.
Right on cue, all of the usual suspects (do I even need to bother to list them?) jumped on the snowflake bandwagon and slandered Patriot Kumpe as some sort of anti-social monster devoid of empathy and decency because this tired tactic of character assassination is the only play they have left anymore.
See, Patriot Kumpe had no choice except to shoot this “lone wolf” dog that was all alone in the world because it was so dangerous. I mean, what could possibly more dangerous than a socially isolated mammal unloved and untethered to any satisfying, healthy emotional bonds and relationships because a creature like that is just going to spend all of its time ruminating over the past populated by countless embittering perceived slights and nursing long harbored grudges over the unending accumulation of disappointments with how its life has turned out and desperately dreading the relentless forced march it is destined to take toward an inevitably increasingly lonely and unsatisfying end???????? I mean it’s only a matter of time until a “lone wolf” like this will become consumed with self pity and emotionally immature rage and will lash out at innocent victims in its vicinity as a pathetic way to avoid taking responsibility for its own failures and to selfishly satiate its cry-baby sense of aggrievement and persecution by creating scenes of death and destruction!!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that in America we have an army of independent Good Guys With A Gun who are each an Army Of One capable of keeping us all safe from all those dangerous “lone wolves” lurking in society’s fringes. Furthermore, we can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure all of us Good Guys never face any restrictions from getting our GUNS so we can keep America safe from the threat of the “lone wolf”!!!!!!!
Little Rock man accused of shooting dog in chest, faces cruelty to animals charge
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2017/aug/09/little-rock-man-accused-shooting-dog-chest/
8/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Rahm Emanuel has lost control of the streets of Chicago!!!!!!
Stephen Casica from our Chicago NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) aggravated unlawful use of a weapon, unlawful use of a weapon, violation of the concealed carry act and battery after he allegedly kicked a U. S. Postal Service carrier and pointed a gun at him. Sure enough the alt-left, anti-American, anti-gun jackals are yucking it up because Patriot Casica’s mugshot features him wearing a Smith & Wesson t-shirt, and they want to distract everybody from the fact that this is really a case of a Good Guy With A Gun standing up to a dangerous federal agent in the lawless, carnage filled streets of Rahm Emanuel’s Chicago!!!!
See, all this nonsense started last Thursday when Patriot Casica was walking his dog along West Arthur Avenue, and he thought he saw a U.S. Postal Service truck roll through a stop sign. In order to keep the streets of Chicago safe Patriot Casica simply did his civic duty by chasing down the truck and confronting the carrier before he killed somebody.
By the time Patriot Casica reached the truck, the carrier had parked it and was pushing a mailcart, carrying on as if he hadn’t just almost left West Arthur Avenue strewn with corpses!!!!! ( I swear, some people just never think about the potential consequences of their actions!!!! SAD!!!) Well, Patriot Casica rightly confronted the contemptuous carrier by allegedly kicking the mailcart into him and then pointing a loaded 9mm handgun at him. Patriot Casica then allegedly threatened to shoot him and chased him around the postal truck.
Sure enough, Despot Emanuel, who learned well serving as Dictator Obama’s henchman, dispatched “officers” from his personal militia that masquerades as the Chicago “Police” Department to arrest Patriot Casica and confiscate his gun, which was loaded with six rounds. We can only thank Jesus Christ that Jeff Sessions and President Donald J. Trump, both longtime NSPA members, are cracking down on Chicago’s status as a sanctuary city which harbors Mexican rapists and murders, deep state operatives, agents from the Obama Wrecking Crew and members of numerous improvisational comedy troupes so outrageous injustices like this persecution of Patriot Casica will finally come to an end and some semblance of law and order will be restored!!!!!!!! #makechicagogreatagain
Man Wearing Smith & Wesson Shirt in Mugshot Charged With Pulling Loaded Gun on Mailman
8/7/2017
8/6/2017
Good Guy With A Gun hopes to get a new trial after being convicted for basically really just trying to protect American jobs!!!!!!
Back in 2007 Charles Gross from our Eagle County NSPA chapter was convicted on one count of first-degree murder, two counts of attempt first-degree murder and second-degree assault for shooting and killing a woman and shooting and injuring her husband as the couple was attempting to leave a campground with their son after finishing a picnic on October 7, 2005. Hopefully, this miscarriage of justice will be corrected now that Patriot Gross has petitioned the court for a new trial. After all, when Patriot Gross went on trial back in 2007, insecure, small penised, White guys were still being treated as second-class citizens in our totally rigged court systems so now that Donald J. Trump is President we are hoping he will finally get a chance for a fair and balanced trial!!!!!
Sure enough, just a simple review of the alternative facts of this case shows Patriot Gross didn’t get a fair trial. All this nonsense started when Patriot Gross was living at a campground in between career opportunities when he noticed this couple, who looked like they were Mexicans (or something else other than Americans), with their son enjoying themselves while having a picnic at a nearby campground. We bet anything this family was probably carrying on like they owned the place or something.
Well, Patriot Gross, an unemployed construction worker who reportedly said that immigrants had taken his job, wasn’t going to stand for watching these uppity immigrant looking people who when you really think about it might have at least had some kind of tenuous connection if you believe these kinds of things to somebody who had taken a job from a real American because we here at the NSPA headquarters have seen plenty of posts on the Red State and Stormfront Facebook pages and on Reddit about exactly this type of thing happening all of the time.
Well, then you can understand why Patriot Gross needed to confront the family with his gun as they were trying to drive away from the campground. So Patriot Gross pulled his gun on the family and told them to pick up their trash. They already had, and had bagged it and put in the back of their truck, according to testimony during the trial. However, leave it to the rigged court system (which probably had one of the those Mexican judges presiding over the case) to make a big deal out of this, because that was all beside the point. See, the real issue Patriot Gross was addressing was what we are going to do about all of these people who aren’t insecure, small penised, White guys who are taking over America from all of the insecure, small penised, White guys who were here before anybody else as long as you don’t count those savage indians who really don’t count because they worshiped (get this) the moon and a white buffalo instead of Jesus Christ who was the product of a virgin birth between God and Mary and now sits on an eternal Heavenly throne marking time until all of us who are saved float up into Heaven to join him!!!!! Wow, can you believe those savage indians actually believed that baloney???!!!????
The family tried to drive away from Patriot Gross, probably to report him to the local MS 13 chapter, so Patriot Gross had no choice except to start shooting at them. He shot and killed the woman in the truck and injured her husband.
Sure enough, the rigged system got the easily manipulated jury to buy into the false narrative always pushed by the alt-left, anti-Ameican hatemongers that guys like Patriot Gross are insecure, crybaby-men who are disappointed with how their lives have turned out and must turn to guns and self-pitying rage as a way to avoid confronting the responsibility they need to take for themselves for their lack of accomplishment and sense of societal impotence that constantly gnaws away at their small minds and cowardly hearts.
Well, now that Patriot Gross has one of his own kind in the White House (and somebody who will finally get this immigration nonsense shut down once and for all!!!!) he figured he’ll finally have a chance to get a fair and balanced trial. See, he claimed his original attorneys did not represent him effectively and that the jury instructions were confusing. Now if we all pray real hard to Jesus Christ to deliver justice in this case, Patriot Gross will be out of prison in time to vote for Donald J. Trump’s reelection in 2020!!!!!!!!! #standbypatriotgross
Convicted murderer Charles Gross wants new trial, shot Maria Madrid in 2005
8/5/2017
National Small Penis Association Member and Fox News host suspended basically for simply trying to make sure his coworkers became ‘woke’ to his struggles!!!!!!!!
Eric Bolling from our Manhattan NSPA chapter and a longtime Fox News host was suspended tonight by Fox News as a result of accusations from multiple female colleagues in past years that he had texted them pictures of his penis. Then to really pile it on, some female doctor who has been a regular guest commentator on Fox News has just come forward to allege that Patriot Bolling was one of three Fox News/Fox Business employees who sexually harassed her.
Look, Patriot Bolling had a perfectly good reason to text pictures of his penis to his female coworkers. See, he was simply educating them as part of the NSPA’s Small Penis Awareness program. How are we as a nation going to arrive at a better understanding of the impact Small Penis Syndrome can have on the lives of White guys unless we are willing to talk openly about the subject and share pictures of the condition??????????
Apparently the left-wing hate machine funded by George Soros would prefer that we would just keep our mouths shut and remain hidden in a closet somewhere. See, this is exactly the kind of bigotry, hate and ignorance the National Small Penis Association must fight every day!!!!!!!
As for the female doctor’s accusations, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA headquarters that this is just a crass money grab. We figure she probably only went to medical school because she was hoping to marry some rich doctor so she wouldn’t have to practice medicine and could go out to lunch and play tennis and go shopping and get her hair done with the other doctors’ wives. Well, she obviously didn’t meet that rich doctor and she’s getting older so she probably realized she would have to come up with a plan B to get out of working so she probably made up the sexual harassment claims so she could file a lawsuit to get a big money payout which would allow her to finally achieve her shallow dream of a life free from work and responsibility!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
We here at the NSPA refuse to allow this vast left-wing conspiracy targeting Patriot Bolling to diminish the advances we have made in the Small Penis Pride movement. To all of our members we declare it is time to show the world we have nothing to be ashamed of by texting pictures of our small penises to all of those women out there who don’t know for one single second what it feels like to be overlooked, underestimated and treated like second-class citizens!!!!!!!! #inyourface
Fox News Host Eric Bolling Suspended After Lewd Photo Accusation
New Sexual Harassment Allegations Leveled Against Fox News’ Eric Bolling
8/4/2017
8/3/2017
Big Jim Justice comes out as a Republican and as a member of the National Small Penis Association!!!!!!
Hoooraaaaayyyy!!!!! The insecure, small penised, White guy movement scored a major victory tonight at Donald J. Trump’s glorious rally in Huntington, West Virginia when West Virginia Governor Big Jim Justice proudly announced that he was switching from the democrat party to the REPUBLICAN party and then liberated himself further by coming out to the audience as an insecure, small penised, White guy with his proud announcement of his membership with the National Small Penis Association!!!!!
We here at the NSPA executive headquarters have been delivering a message for years that life as an insecure, small penised, White guy in America will get better as we battle to overcome the societal ignorance and bigotry that had forced men like us in the past to retreat in shame to our closets where we store all of our guns so we could find the one source of solace available to us by stroking and polishing our guns, and Patriot Justice’s announcement is just another indication of how much progress the NSPA has made in promoting the acceptance of insecure, small penised, White guys in America!!!!!!!
Even just 10 years ago, who would have ever thought we would see two insecure, small penised, White guys share a stage as the U.S. President and the governor of one of the most socially conservative states in America????!!!!!????? Just like Patriot and President Donald J. Trump had promised us during his election campaign, we just keep on winning!!!!!!!!! Imagine where our movement would have been if Crooked Hillary had stolen the election?????!!!!!???? #yikes
In West Virginia, Trump Hails Conservatism and a New G.O.P. Governor
8/2/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because some punk ass chump never learned that the last thing you should ever do is laugh at an insecure, small penised, White guy with a gun!!!!!!
Michael Sauber from our Tucson NSPA chapter and the Tucson “Police” Department was arrested by his backstabbing fellow “officers” last week and charged with (get this) domestic violence/aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and disorderly conduct after he allegedly pointed his gun at a family member during a gathering at his parents’ house. However, a simple review of the alternative facts of this case reveals this is nothing more than a deep state sponsored operation designed to confiscate Patriot Sauber’s gun and to remove him from the Tucson “Police” Department in order to aid the infiltration of murderous Mexicans into Arizona so they can all vote for the democrat party in the 2018 and 2020 elections!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started the other night when Patriot Sauber was trying to enjoy himself in the front yard at his parents’ house for a family gathering when one of his family members made “an offhand humorous comment” to Patriot Sauber, according to an interim complaint filed in Pima County Justice Court. Well, just like that Jim Croce song warned everybody, you don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, you don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and you don’t laugh at an insecure, small penised, White guy with a gun!!!!!! So Patriot Sauber understandably allegedly “pulled a handgun from his front waistband and pointed it at” the family member’s chest.
Well, right on cue the turncoats in the Tucson “Police” Department were dispatched to the scene by their deep state overlords to take Patriot Sauber down with their fake investigation so they could confiscate his gun. However, in a chilling revelation from the official NSPA investigation of this incident, it is obvious to us the deep state agents embedded with the Tucson “Police” Department colluded with the Mexican government to remove Patriot Sauber from the force so he won’t be able to prevent marauding bands of murderous Mexican bad hombres from sneaking across the border into Tucson so they can vote for the democrat party and influence the outcomes of the 2018 and 2020 elections!!!!!
Worse yet, with the removal from the force of an officer with Patriot Sauber’s judgment, temperament and calm ability to draw a gun in such a dangerous situation, who will keep the good people of Tucson safe from black guys who drive around with a broken tail light or fail to use a turn signal when changing lanes?????!!!!!?????
We can only thank Jesus Christ we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because he understands if we want to have any chance of making America great again we need police officers like Patriot Sauber on the streets who know the need to rough up all of the dangerous riffraff out there rather than attacking fellow officers!!!!!!!
Documents: Off-duty Tucson police officer pointed gun at family member
8/1/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of business killing government regulations!!!!!
Justin Green from our Clarksville NSPA chapter was arrested the other night and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a gun at a trailer park resident and swore at him. Sure enough, though, this is just another case of the disgusting, lying leftist “media” consumed with its obsession with attacking insecure, small penised, White guys!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Green was delivering a pizza in a Clarksville trailer park which had an oppressive 10 mph speed limit, which simply isn’t practical for somebody who is trying to deliver a pizza. Isn’t it so typical of out-of-touch government bureaucrats who have never run a business to put these types of restrictions and regulations in place with no care or consideration given to the businesses they will destroy????!!!!!???? Well, some trailer park busybody who had been brainwashed by the Obama regime to follow these regulations unconditionally yelled at Patriot Green to slow down.
So Patriot Green understandably stopped his car and allegedly pointed a gun at him, then told him to “fuck off” before driving away as reported in Clarksville Now. That was simply the Spirit of ‘76 in Patriot Green’s pure Christian American heart!!!!!! Sure enough, that was enough to make him Public Enemy #1 in this deep state stronghold so right on cue the gun-hating goons from the Montgomery County “Sheriff’s” Department (on George Soros’ payroll!!!) swarmed on the trailer park to arrest Patriot Green and confiscate his gun!!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to do away with all of these ridiculous, job killing regulations once and for all!!!! Just imagine what life would be like if Crooked Hillary and her abysmal wrecking crew had stolen the election and gotten their grubby hands on the levers of power!!!!!!! #closecall
Warrant: Delivery driver points gun at man who told him to slow down
http://clarksvillenow.com/local/warrant-delivery-driver-points-gun-at-man-who-told-him-to-slow-down/
7/31/2017
Good Guy With A Gun victimized by an out of control, show boating, so-called “investigator’s” witch hunt!!!!!!
Ryan Schackman from our Spring Creek NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) threatening or intimidating a witness, discharging a firearm in the dark, killing another’s animal and obstructing or hindering an investigation after he allegedly shot and killed his neighbor’s dog and then attempted to obstruct the investigation of his “crime”, or at least that’s what the “authorities” are calling it.
7/30/2017
The National Small Penis Association is thrilled to announce we are partnering with Texas Congressman Blake Farenthold to bring ‘Burr: An American Musical’ to the Broadway stage!!!!!
Earlier this week the disgusting, lying, liberal “media” crucified Texas Congressman and member of our Corpus Christi NSPA chapter Blake Farenthold for simply making the reasonable point that if those pesky, dingbat, obstructionist, and fake-GOP broads in the U.S. Senate, Lisa Murkowski ans Susan Collins, were men, he would confront them for blocking the repeal and replacement of that evil Obamacare by challenging them to a good old-fashioned duel, Aaron Burr style.
Well, this got me thinking here at the NSPA headquarters in Akron, OH that this would be an opportune time to write a musical to celebrate the life of Aaron Burr, the Founding Father of the insecure, small penised, White guys who validate their sense of manhood through the possession of firearms movement in America!!!
Now, as I’ve announced in previous posts, I have an extensive collection of Broadway cast albums (only because I’ve received them as birthday presents from my mother, and I couldn’t hurt her feelings by turning them down, and I have to play them all of the time in my bedroom so she will hear me playing them and think that I really appreciated her presents), and I watch the Tony awards every year (only because my mother gets to pick what we watch on tv on Sunday nights), and I have attended a number of touring Broadway shows at E.J. Thomas Hall in Akron (only because my mother is getting old and would have trouble getting there by herself) so I volunteered to begin writing the book and music for the production.
I contacted Patriot Farenthold, and he quickly signed on as a financial backer. We also reached out to a fabulous collection of NSPA members in the music industry to join the production. Kid Rock has signed on to portray Aaron Burr, and Ted Nugent and Lee Greenwood have signed on to help me write the music.
See, we plan on having real AMERICAN music in this production. There won’t be any of that confusing music with those tribal rhythms like in that Hamilton musical. (Hamilton wasn’t a hero. He was a low energy loser. I don’t like guys who get shot!!!!!) Also, there won’t be any confusing stunt casting. We will only cast White guys to play our Founding Fathers!!!!! (I might be able to fit a small part in the musical for a girl, who will be White, by having a few scenes with Betsy Ross sewing her flag or something.)
Now a couple of the fellas here at the NSPA headquarters have been giving me some funny looks ever since I began working on this project so I want to make it perfectly clear there will be absolutely nothing gay about this musical!!!!!!!!!!!!! Furthermore, I would like to remind everybody that I like guns, I’ve watched every episode of Duck Dynasty, I’m a Republican and at least once a week you can see me eating chicken wings by myself at the Tilted Kilt by Belden Village Mall so we can put a stop to all of the whispering that has been going on around here for the past few days!!!!
Now, just you wait and see, we will win so many awards at the 2019 Tony Awards that we will get tired of winning, and we will probably need to send other people onto the stage to pick up our awards!!!!!!!
7/29/2017
Good Guy With A Gun in hot water basically because of the shameful societal ostracism faced by insecure, small penised, White guys in America!!!!!!
Matthew Glass from our Miami Township NSPA chapter was taken into custody by the Montgomery County “Sheriff’s” Department earlier this week and is now facing possible charges after he allegedly shot and killed a woman in a hotel room at the Hawthorne Suites. However, it is clear that Patriot Glass should be absolved of all culpability in the woman’s death because it was really society’s ignorance and bigotry toward insecure, small penised, White guys that caused her death.
See, according to information released by the Montgomery County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office, Patriot Glass was showing off a gun inside the hotel room when the gun accidentally discharged. Well, the woman was standing in the way of the bullet as it left the gun’s barrel so she ended up dying through no fault of Patriot Glass.
Furthermore, one can reasonably ask why was Patriot Glass showing off a gun to the woman in a hotel room. Well, keep in mind that Patriot Glass was an insecure, small penied, White guy in a hotel room with a woman. He has been belittled and ridiculed most of his life by an ignorant and bigoted society so he obviously felt the need to overcome his alleged shortcomings, as defined by misinformed, outdated societal norms, by showing her his totally cool handgun. In an enlightened and just world nobody like Patriot Glass would ever feel any shame or inadequacy for being the way he was born.
Unfortunately, this is far from an enlightened and just world because the alt-left liberals who trashed this country during the 8 years of Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House stoked the fires of ignorance against the insecure, small penised, White guy community as a way to foment fear and resentment among their dim-witted, ignorant and gullible base and to distract the public from their glaring and stupefying inability to demonstrate the slightest ability to formulate workable policies or govern effectively!!!!!!
Sadly, there was a time when insecure, small penised, White guys were not able to serve openly in the United States Armed Forces!!!!!!! This shameful era came to an end during the War of Northern Aggression when General Lee commissioned the formation of 34th Alabama Small Penised White Boy Infantry Regiment which fought the doomed but valiant Battle of the Little Bulge at Woodcock Creek!!!!!
Yes, even more than 150 years ago, the liberalist, anti-American forces in our country wanted to deny insecure, small penised, White guys the right to serve their country because these graceless bastards have calculated bigotry and political opportunism in their DNA, and there is a generational nature to the selfish, disgusting games they play with politics!!!!!! That is why we must never forget the scope of the evil we face off against and never allow our determination to fight them slacken!!!!!
Accidental shooting suspect released
http://www.wdtn.com/2017/07/25/man-that-accidentally-shot-off-gun-will-be-released/
7/26/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to his wife for shamefully using their two children as a human shield, just like those ISIS terrorists do!!!!!!!!
Mark Edward Robertson from our North Bend NSPA chapter was convicted today for (get this) unlawful use of a weapon (here we go again), felon in possession of a firearm and three counts of menacing following a “domestic dispute” with his wife way back on June 24!!!!! Sure enough, though, this is nothing more than yet another case of the totally rigged judicial system colluding with the “police” to destroy the life of an insecure, small penised, White guy just so they could confiscate his gun!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started last month when Patriot Robertson was trying to enjoy his dinner with his wife, probably after he put in a full day of work while she did nothing more than watch Dr. Oz and Maury and Judge Mathis and General Hospital and Say Yes To The Dress. Well, Patriot Robertson’s dinner was ruined when he opened a letter informing him of an upcoming court date for a prior harassment charge filed by (get this) the backstabbing broad sitting at the table with him.
Patriot Robertson understandably allegedly became enraged by this conniving, womanly behavior because when he and his so-called wife took their Christian wedding vows it was damn well clear that she was to be obedient and subservient to him. So after Patriot Robertson allegedly got done yelling at her for good measure he decided to get his head clear by grabbing a half gallon of whiskey and going to a neighbor’s house.
After about forty-five minutes Patriot Robertson took the high road and returned home only to find his nut job “wife” upstairs with their two young children, obviously using them selfishly as a human shield against him as if she were some sort of a radical Islamic terrorist!!!!! Well, Patriot Robertson understandably couldn’t let her expose their children to such monstrously terrifying behavior because it could cause long term psychological problems for them and put their long term emotional health and quality of life at risk so he sensibly grabbed his .45 caliber firearm, cocked the gun and pointed it at her to get her to stop this madness!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, she had already played her wicked mind games on the children and manipulated them to side with her against Patriot Robertson. Worse yet, she showed what a heartless stage mother she is by coaching and prodding one of the children to maudlinly scream, “No daddy.”
Then Patriot Robertson took the responsible course of action to lower the tension in the room by lowering the gun. She must have then done something to escalate the situation immediately (you know how hysterical women like nothing more than creating drama and chaos) because Patriot Robertson allegedly threatened her, yelling that if she called the cops again he was going to kill her.
Well, she must have kept instigating the situation because after he put away the gun Patriot Robertson allegedly continued yelling at her, telling her that he wished he could beat her up and give the police a real reason to come to the house. Those of us here at the NSPA executive headquarters have been wondering all day what unspeakably horrible things she must have said to him to force him to say this!!!!!
So at that point Patriot Robertson must have realized the only way to restore sanity in the house was by getting her the Hell out of there so he allegedly forced her to leave the house. Sure enough, she played the sympathy card and ran to a neighbor’s house to call the “police.”
Sure enough, they wasted no time following the orders of their deep state overlords (hmmmm, we wonder what Dictator Obama has been up to for the last six months!) and rushed to the house to arrest Patriot Robertson and confiscate his gun!!!!!! So basically the victim here was turned into the “criminal”!!!!!! Well, that’s how the rigged system works if you’re an insecure, small penised, White guy in America!!!!!!
At least we can thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House because with one Tweet he can announce an executive order to put this kind of nonsense to an end!!! It is terrifying to contemplate how all of this would be playing out if Crooked Hillary had been able to steal the election by getting a couple more million illegal aliens to vote for her!!!!!!
Man points gun at wife in domestic dispute
7/25/2017
The National Small Penis Association shows its support for Donald J. Trump in Youngstown, OH tonight at our glorious leader’s rally at the Covelli Center. BRING ON 2020!!!!!!!!!!!
7/24/2017
Good Guy (and Good Congressman) With A Gun has the perfect solution for the healthcare legislation impasse…..GET OUT THE GUNS!!!!!!!
Blake Farenthold from our Corpus Christi NSPA chapter (and the proud chairman of the Insecure, Small Penised, White Guy Caucus in the U.S. House of Representatives) boldly stepped forward the other day to unmask who is responsible for blocking our glorious effort to save America by destroying Obamacare and to propose the sensible course of action to accomplish this divine mission!!!!
See, as Patrtiot Farenthold explained in a recent appearance on the Bob Jones radio show, the whole reason we haven’t been able to destroy Obamacare is because we are stuck with these dingbat, ditzy, Republican broads in the U.S. Senate!!!! He said, “The fact that the Senate does not have the courage to do some things that every Republican in the Senate promised to do is just absolutely repugnant to me. … Some of the people that are opposed to this, they’re some female senators from the Northeast.” Amen!!!!!!
Unlike his weak willed, watery spermed counterparts in that Washington swamp, a.k.a. the U.S. Capitol, Patriot Farenthold actually has a sound and reasonable legislative proposal for a way forward on this healthcare issue, which (truth be told) isn’t nearly as complicated as all of these professional politicians who don’t have Donald J. Trump’s deal making skills try to make it sound!!!! See, Patriot Farenthold explained that if it were a man from his state blocking the repeal bill, he might ask him to “step outside and settle this Aaron Burr style.”
As long time members of the insecure, small penised, White guy community, which had been marginalized and forced to live with shame in society’s shadows for decades, we here at the NSPA executive headquarters cannot express how life affirming and liberating it is to see men from our community now in the U.S. House of Representatives and the White House!!!!! The glass ceiling has thankfully been broken, and we can now finally live openly and express our beliefs with impunity!!!! #ourdayhascome
GOP Rep: Fight To Fix O’Care Is Women’s Fault, Could Be Solved With A Gun Duel
7/23/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the political correctness police were afraid to arrest the real shooter!!!!!!!!!
Alonzo Francis Stewart from our Westville NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night by the so-called Holmes County “Sheriff’s” Office and charged with (get this) possession of a weapon by a convicted felon, evidence tampering/destruction and aggravated battery on a person using a deadly weapon after he allegedly shot his wife in her rear end with his .22 caliber rifle. Sure enough, though, this is just another case of the rigged system trying to frame an insecure, small penised, White guy for a “crime” he didn’t commit!!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Thursday night when Patriot Stewart and his wife were sitting in their backyard, enjoying a few drinks, when somebody shot his wife in her rear end. Well, once the “authorities” arrived to Northwest Florida Community Hospital where Patriot Stewart’s wife was being treated, Patriot Stewart explained to them that his wife was shot “in the butt” by someone he “thought was named Leroy,” an alleged person who “night hunts all the time in the back field,” as reported in the Holmes County Times Advertiser.
Well, right off the bat, the “authorities” must have decided they couldn’t go after Leroy because they were afraid that they would be accused of being racists by all of the paid Black Lives Matter activists that George Soros surely would have sent in on buses to get people all riled up!!!! So the showboating, cowardly, nut-job “authorities” decided to frame Patriot Stewart to take the fall to give themselves an easy way out!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Well, the “authorities” must have used some kind of enhanced interrogation techniques because Patriot Stewart, a convicted felon, allegedly admitted he had “fired a rifle several times” that evening. When the “authorities” started grilling him about the location of the gun (because all they really cared about was gun confiscation), Patriot Stewart informed them he “broke it” and threw it off the bridge in Caryville on the way to the hospital. However, they couldn’t use their dark arts to get him to admit he had shot his wife.
So the “authorities” then turned their attention on Patriot Stewart’s wife because you know how weak willed and prone to suggestion most hysterical women can be in times of emotional distress. Sure enough, it was only a matter of moments until she allowed herself to be manipulated by the leading and suggestive questions and told the “authorities” that Patriot Stewart had accidentally shot her. It is obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that it was the corrosive influence of gay marriage, which we’ve been warning you about for years, that caused her not to be committed to her husband and allowed her to turn on him under the influence of these manipulative “authorities”!!!!!!!
So thanks to the destructive influences of political correctness and George Soros’ money on our corrupt “law enforcement” system, Patriot Stewart sits in jail stripped of his gun while Leroy walks around with impunity, probably sizing up his next victim at this very moment!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can issue a pardon for Patriot Stewart and override this totally fake “investigation” against him!!!!!!
Westville man shoots wife, drives her to Chipley hospital
http://www.chipleypaper.com/news/20170721/westville-man-shoots-wife-drives-her-to-chipley-hospital
7/22/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than polishing the barrel of his snub-nose revolver!!!!!!!!
Brian Malisch from our Waunkee NSPA chapter was arrested the other night by the so-called “officers” from the Oneonta “Police” Department and charged with (get this) third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, criminal possession of a firearm, public lewdness and endangering the welfare of a child after he allegedly performed a lewd act near the playground in Neahwa Park. Sure enough, after we here at the NSPA executive headquarters conducted a fair and balanced investigation, we uncovered the truth that this was nothing more than a deep state sanctioned takedown of a Good Guy With A Gun.
We knew this was fake news from the get-go because Patriot Malisch is a good Christian so we knew it would be impossible for him to perform a lewd act. So we checked in with the other members of our Waunkee NSPA chapter to find out what really happened and discovered the awful truth of how “government” power in the hands of the wrong people can lead to a shameful and sinful degradation of justice.
See, we heard from the other members of our Waunkee NSPA chapter that Patriot Malisch was doing nothing more than polishing the barrel of his NAA .22 Magnum snub-nose revolver while sitting in a van parked near the playground, harmlessly watching children play. Well, apparently the deep state power brokers in Oneonta, New York consider polishing the barrel of a gun by a playground to be a lewd act because they have an anti-gun agenda, and they are still bitter about Crooked Hillary losing the election so they will do anything they can to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!! Can you believe how some people just aren’t able to let some things go???!!!????
Well, the so-called Oneonta “Police” thugs yanked open the driver’s side door of the van and jerked Patriot Malisch’s loaded Ruger 9mm handgun and high-capacity magazines out of the van. For some reason they apparently had no interest in touching Patriot Malisch’s snub-nose revolver. Regardless, once again, we have another clear cut case of the deep state’s obsession with gun confiscation and their single-minded determination to viciously attack anybody they view as an enemy!!!!!
We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to make sure the Department of Justice doesn’t allow this anti-gun nonsense, which started under Dictator Obama’s illegal occupation of the White House, to continue any longer and gets back to its core mission of being an independent arbiter of real justice!!!!!
Man arrested in park on indecency, gun charges
7/20/2017
7/19/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being nothing more than an enthusiastic Carrot Top fan!!!!!!
Logan Nettles from our Lizella NSPA chapter was arrested late last night and charged with (get this) aggravated assault after he allegedly pistol whipped his father on the head and warned him, “Next time I’ll kill you.” Sure enough, this is just another case of the corrupt, so-called “authorities” colluding with the lying, disgusting media to try to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun.
See, we heard from the other members of our Lizella NSPA chapter that Patriot Nettles is a big Carrot Top fan. In fact, he is such a fan we heard Patriot Nettles was practicing his act as a Carrot Top impersonator so he could earn money by performing at comedy clubs around Bibb County. Leave it to the rigged system to try to prevent Patriot Nettles from establishing a successful business. Why do these liberals hate entrepreneurs so much????? My blood still boils over Dictator Obama saying, “You didn’t build that.” Yeah, the hateful alt-left crowd will try to say Dictator Obama was actually referring to the taxpayer funded infrastructure that business owners use to operate their businesses, but that’s because they perpetually have to sacrifice what little dignity and credibility they ever had to begin with on a seemingly daily basis by reflexively spewing embarrassingly contrived lies and evasive verbal deflections in increasingly pathetic and pointless attempts to shield Dictator Obama from being held responsible for his catastrophic incompetence and inability to perform any of his job duties and for his impossibly disgusting, selfish, insecure and boorish manner and behavior!!!!!
See, we heard Patriot Nettles didn’t pistol whip his father. No, instead, he was simply trying out one of his Carrot Top inspired prop gags on his father. See, the prop gag was about a boxing glove with a built in gun for boxing matches in which you are woefully outclassed by your opponent, or something like that!!!! Sure enough, the Bibb County “Sheriff’s” Department completely disregarded this so they could arrest Patriot Nettles and confiscate his gun.
We can only thank Jesus J. Christ, son of the one REAL GOD!, that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can get around to putting a stop to ridiculous, circus-like stories such as this one which dominated the news every day Dictator Obama was in office!!!!!!
Lizella teen allegedly pistol-whips dad at homicide scene: ‘Next time I’ll kill you’
http://www.macon.com/news/local/crime/article162319968.html
7/18/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to a Bad Hombre With A Taco Shell!!!!!!
Lex Norman Deines from our Los Alamos NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) disorderly conduct and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly became belligerent at Rigoberto’s Taco Shop and threatened employees that he would go to his car to get a gun after the employees had made a mistake with his taco order.
See, all this nonsense started when some goldbricking Los Alamos so-called “Police Officer”, who couldn’t be bothered to hunt down all of the illegal Mexican murderers and rapists who are roaming the streets of New Mexico, decided to go to Rigoberto’s Taco Shop to harass Patriot Deines after receiving a call that there was a male individual being loud and disorderly!!!! Isn’t it interesting that even with Dictator Obama thankfully out of office we are still dealing with the corrosive, racist residue left behind by his regime that allows middle aged White men to be labeled as loud and disorderly for simply standing up for their rights????!!!!!????
See, all that really happened is that Patriot Deines was simply at the counter trying to get his order correct when the “officer” showed up to follow the deep state’s prime directive to take down a Good Guy With A Gun. Right off the bat, the “officer” made a big deal about Patriot Deines emitting a strong scent of liquor. Excuse me, but I believe Prohibition was overturned 12/05/1933!!!!!
So the “officer” forced Patriot Deines outside to figure out what was going on. Patriot Deines calmly explained his food order was wrong, and the restaurant employees would not change it. Well, the “officer” obviously knew the case he was trying to rig against Patriot Deines was falling apart so he wrangled a bunch of the employees and customers to claim Patriot Deines had threatened to get a gun from his car and make use of it if the employees didn’t give him what he wanted. So based solely on this ridiculous hearsay, the “officer” was allowed to haul Patriot Deines off to the Los Alamos County Detention Center.
See, we’ve got it all figured out. This was a vast, left-wing conspiracy that planted a bad hombre behind the counter of the taco shop to mix up Patriot Deines’ order and then stage a confrontation at the counter in order to give the “officer” an excuse to arrest Patriot Deines!!!!!
Well, we can only thank Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can build that big, beautiful wall along the border to keep manipulative, instigating bad hombres from sneaking into America to get jobs at taco shops in order to frame Patriots in conspiracies arranged to allow the “authorities” to confiscate their guns!!!!!
Taco Troubles: Man threatens to get gun over wrong order at Rigoberto’s
7/17/2017
RESIST!!!!!! BBC CASTS A WOMAN AS DR. WHO!!!!!!! WE NEED A GOOD TIME LORD WITH A GUN TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!! RESIST!!!!!!!!
We apologize for the break in format, but we here at the NSPA headquarters are unable to fulfill our editorial duties today because we are still trying to process the devastation we experienced this morning when we discovered the producers of ‘Dr. Who’ have cast some broad to portray the Doctor!!!! We here at the NSPA national headquarters have been warning you all for years that the world is coming undone, and this announcement is the culmination of all our fears!!!!! Please respect our privacy during this difficult time, and we will return to our regular posting format tomorrow.
‘Doctor Who’ Breaks the Mold With Female Lead
http://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/16/arts/television/doctor-who-jodie-whittaker-bbc.html
7/16/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because sometimes a dog is not man’s best friend and is instead ungrateful and capricious like a woman!!!!!!!!
Andrew Demay from our Huron NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night at his home and charged with (get this) aggravated cruelty to animals, discharging a firearm within 500 feet of a dwelling and criminal possession of a weapon after he allegedly shot and killed his dog with his .45 caliber pistol. However, once again, a little digging into the facts shows this is nothing more than an orchestrated takedown of a Good Guy With A Gun in order to confiscate his aforementioned gun!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Thursday night when some busybody, window watching neighbor called the Huron “Police” Department to rat out Patriot Demay. Since these so-called “officers” had nothing more important to do (#sarcasm), like looking for dangerous Mexicans, Muslims or paid Black Lives Matter activists prowling the streets of Huron to maim, rape and kill its Christian citizens, they rushed right over to Patriot Demay’s house.
Well, once they arrived, they found the dead dog. Patriot Demay reportedly acknowledged he had been drinking and explained he had become angry because his dog kept running away from him so he shot the dog in the head. See, Patriot Demay isn’t the type to wait for the government to come and solve his problems. No, he is a Patriot who can solve his own problems!!! I mean, you can be damn well sure his dog will never run away from him again!!!! Well, the so-called “officers” knew they couldn’t let Patriot Demay set an example with this act of Ayn Rand-ish independence, so they arrested him and confiscated his .45 caliber pistol and his AR-10 rifle!!!!
As for the dead mutt, you’ve really got to wonder what was wrong with this dog for trying to get away from Patriot Demay. See, I’ve met plenty of people who insist dogs are really the best judges of character. So, if that’s the case, there was clearly something wrong with this dog’s judgment if it was unable to recognize what a stellar Patriot fate had paired it with. The way this graceless dog treated Patriot Demay reminds me of that line from King Lear, “Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend…” SAD!!!!!!
Rest assured, all of us insecure, small penised, White guys here at the NSPA will never show ingratitude to President Donald J. Trump. Unlike Patriot Demay’s ungrateful, unappreciative dog, we will remain unconditionally obedient to our master until the very end!!!!!!!!
Police: Huron man shoots dog dead outside home
http://13wham.com/news/local/police-huron-man-shot-dog-dead-outside-home
7/15/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a job creator!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Billy Glenn Ivy Jr. from our Amarillo NSPA chapter was obviously coerced by the thugs employed by the United States District Court for the Northern District of Texas Amarillo Division into pleading guilty to Possession of an Unregistered Firearm while he still faces a totally rigged indictment in the nearby Randall County District Court for allegedly coordinating a murder-for-hire plot and paying two people to kill a man. Then to really pile it on, the “authorities” have leaked that Patriot Ivy is the “primary suspect” in a murder “investigation” regarding a woman who has been missing since December.
All this nonsense started back in March when the government goons from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives ransacked Patriot Ivy’s home and forced his wife to open a gun safe in the living room. Once she opened it, they wasted no time confiscating three of his guns equipped with silencers not registered to him and with their serial numbers removed. Apparently this is a violation of federal law. In other words, these are just more worthless government regulations designed to suppress American citizens!!!!
To compound the indignity of this injustice, Patriot Ivy will be hauled into the Randall County District Court any day now to face charges of solicitation of capital murder/remuneration, conspiracy to commit capital murder/remuneration and arson for an alleged murder-for-hire-case. Leave it the “government” to punish a Patriot for trying to create jobs in an economy still recovering from the devastation inflicted upon it by Dictator Obama!!!!!
Now don’t even get us started about Patriot Ivy being the “prime suspect” in the case of the “missing” woman. If the “authorities” could just cool their jets, I’m sure we’ll find out soon enough that she has been hiking the Appalachian Trail.
The most infuriating aspect of all this nonsense is that the good people of Amarillo are at risk with Patriot Ivy facing jail time and his guns confiscated by the “authorities”!!!!! Because of the obstructionist democrat party do-nothings in Washington, President Donald J. Trump has not been able to build his big, beautiful wall along the border!!! Who knows how many bad hombres are swarming into Texas at this very moment to kill and rape Americans???!!!!??? Leave it to the incompetent and corrupt democrat party “politicians” to put their self interests ahead of America’s safety and security!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ (the prince of the one TRUE religion!!!!) that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to all of this!!!!!!
Suspect in Amarillo murder-for-hire case pleads guilty to federal gun charge
7/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for NOT being one of those liberal helicopter parent types who hovers around his child’s every waking moment!!!!!!!
Jeremiah Bridges from our Greencastle NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday and arraigned yesterday on two counts of unlawful use of weapons and (get this) one count of endangering the life or health of a child after he allegedly left his 12-year-old son in the passenger compartment of his pickup truck while there were loaded guns and an explosive device in it. In other words, he was teaching his son how to be a real man, which apparently is a crime in some places in America.
See, all this nonsense started Wednesday morning when some busybody called the Rantoul “Police” Department to report an unattended child in a truck in a parking lot. Well, apparently the “police” in Rantoul didn’t have any real crime to fight (probably because we thankfully now have Donald J. Trump in the White House, and he said all along he would be a law and order president who would make sure all Americans respect the law!) so they poked their noses into something that wasn’t their business and started grilling Patriot Bridges’ son about what was going on.
So Patriot Bridges’ son explained he hadn’t seen his father since 2 AM when he walked away from the truck. Sure enough, the “police” started snooping through the truck and found two loaded pistols, one of which appeared to have a silencer, a loaded assault style rifle, a machine gun, ammunition, a U.S. Army “improvised Munitions Handbook,” an explosive device, a bottle of black powder and body armor.
So once they got done confiscating all of Patriot Bridges’ guns, the “police” finished the hit job by hunting down Patriot Bridges as if he were some sort of a common criminal. Propelled by relentless hate, they wasted no time finding Patriot Bridges and ignored him when he tried to reasonably explain he had decided to go for a little walk at 2 AM and fell asleep in a storm sewer for a few hours. The “police” made a big deal out of him leaving his son alone, but he was only gone for about a total of 9 hours. Hell, the way the “police” carried on, you would have thought Patriot Bridges had slept for 20 years like Rip Van Winkle!!!!! Then they read him the Riot Act for leaving his son alone with the firearms and explosive device!!!!
See, leave it to these BIG GOVERNMENT types who think they can dictate every aspect of our lives to tell us how to raise our children. Thankfully, we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to drain the BIG GOVERNMENT swamp to stop these types of government intrusions into critical aspects of our lives, like dictating which doctor we must go to. Like my mama always told me, it’s better not to have a doctor to go to than to be told what doctor to go to, or something like that. Furthermore, unlike BIG GOVERNMENT, Donald J. Trump can teach us all a thing or two about effective parenting. I mean, look at how well Donald Jr. turned out!!!!!
Cache of weapons detailed in charges
http://www.news-gazette.com/mary-schenk/2017-07-14/cache-weapons-detailed-charges.html
7/13/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for doing what most people would have done!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Kevin Cassell from our Joplin NSPA chapter was found guilty recently on counts of first-degree assault, armed criminal action and unlawful use of a weapon all because back on July 15, 2012 he was forced to shoot his neighbor in the face. We would like to point out that the neighbor only went into a coma for five days and spent another 2 weeks in the hospital recovering, but he didn’t die or anything so we really don’t see what the big deal is. Furthermore, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that Patriot Cassell was actually the victim in this case but good luck finding a jury in Joplin, Missouri capable of giving a fair trial to an insecure, small penised, White guy!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Cassell’s numbskull neighbor was playing his car stereo too loudly in his garage. After Patriot Cassell complained to the negligent neighbor about the volume of the music, the nitwit neighbor turned the volume down. However, everybody knows it was just a matter of time until the volume was pumped back up so Patriot Cassell had no choice except to pull out his .357-caliber revolver and shoot a warning shot over the garage. Since the nutjob neighbor was probably going to ignore this warning because he probably fancied himself to be some kind of a tough guy, Patriot Cassell had no choice except to cut to the chase and shoot him in the face. What, was he supposed to wait for him to turn the music back up???? Most people would have taken those two shots at the nauseating neighbor!!!!!!!!!!
Sadly, the twin evil forces of the gun hating “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media” have a blood lust for hounding and haranguing insecure, small penised, White guys for doing things that most people would have done because they are determined to destroy the foundational integrity of America!!!! They will only be satisfied when America has been reduced to a discredited, degraded and disgraced international laughingstock!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to fight back against these corrosive agents in our midst and make America great again!!!!!!!
Jury convicts Joplin man in shooting of neighbor
7/12/2017
Good Guy With A Gun on trial basically because he has a mother who has obviously never read the Bible because her heart has never been touched by the Parable of the Prodigal Son!!!!!
Michael Todd Englert from our San Angelo NSPA chapter was forced today to endure the second day of a sickening sham trial conducted by the totally rigged system to face a charge of second-degree aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a Windham Weaponry AR-15 (the most beautiful semi-automatic weapon you’ve ever seen) at his mother. Sure enough, though, this is just another case of the rigged system trying to ruin the life of an insecure, small penised White guy by confiscating his guns and throwing him in jail so he won’t be able to vote for Donald J. Trump’s re-election in 2020 because the alt-left losers still can’t get over the fact that Crooked Hillary lost!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started way back on June 24, 2016 when Patriot Englert allegedly showed up to his mother’s house simply looking for her to fulfill her motherly responsibilities to care for him because, when you think about it, he never asked to be born in the first place!!!!! Well, apparently his heartless, callous mother refused to support him or allow him to move in with her. Isn’t this just so typical of how these hypocritical feminists types could not care less about what happens to a human fetus after it is born??????
So the lying, disgusting media and the alleged “authorities” from the San Angelo “Police” Department committed their characteristic character assassination and accused Patriot Englert of then acting erratically towards his mother. See, they made a big deal about Patriot Englert allegedly standing on trash cans in the back of her house while pointing his semi-automatic gun at her and saying, “This is going to do the talking for me.” If she weren’t such a heartless mother, he wouldn’t have had to take these actions to force her to confront the evil of her ways. Furthermore, this is a perfect example of the destruction of the family unit which results from the liberal, anti-family agenda that has been forced upon us for decades!!!!! (#wewarnedyou)
Well, the thugs dressed up as members of the San Angelo “Police” Department swarmed onto the scene and confiscated Patriot Englert’s AR-15, his 1911 handgun (both with loaded magazines and a round in the chamber), his long knife and multiple loaded AR-15 magazines. Isn’t it amazing how our anti-American enemies are so obsessed with weapons confiscation???!!!???
Thankfully, President Donald J. Trump is putting all of this fake news Russia nonsense to rest so he can finally turn his attention to substantive policy issues like putting an end to this type of persecution of insecure, small penised, White guys that is taking place in America every day!!!!!
Trial continues for San Angelo man accused of pointing gun at mother
7/10/2017
Good Guy With A Gun attacked by a vicious village mob basically because it is officially open season on Patriots all because of the lying, disgusting media!!!!!!!!!
Nicholas Tiano from our Kingston NSPA chapter was savagely beaten by a blood thirsty village mob (we heard they had torches) in the streets of Kingston last week after being profiled as a Good Guy With A Gun. Sure enough, even though he was the victim, the totally rigged system worked its dark magic and, abracadabra, Patriot Tiano was branded the criminal and was charged with (get this) felony criminal possession of stolen property in the 4th degree, criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree and menacing in the 2nd degree.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Tiano allegedly pulled a gun on another man, probably because he uncovered a terrorist plot and determined the man was either a radical Islamic terrorist or a murderous Mexican who was able to walk from Mexico to Kingston, New York with impunity because the obstructionist democrat party has not allowed President Trump to build his big, beautiful wall along the border.
Well, the other man was obviously a highly trained killer because he was able to fight back and grab the gun. Worse yet, an unruly mob of Kingston citizens unconscionably attacked Patriot Tiano and assisted the other man with subduing him and confiscating his gun!!!! Then right on cue the “authorities” showed up to arrest Patrot Tiano and deprive him of his liberty!!!!
Now, if you ever doubted for a second about the collusion that has regularly occurred between the deep state and the “authorities” and their comrades in the lying, disgusting media to take down every Patriot they can in an attempt to undermine the Trump administration, the reporting of this story today puts any of those doubts to rest forevermore!!!!! We here at the NSPA executive headquarters would like to think that even the most hardcore supporters of the decrepit democrat party would now begin to begrudgingly acknowledge they’ve been had, but we know all too well that they will only double down because they have nowhere else to go with their insecurities, bigotry and self-pitying sense of aggrievement that they have somehow gotten a raw deal in life which impels them to desperately look for scapegoats to blame for their disappointments with how their lives have turned out!!!!!! If they weren’t such horrible human beings, I’d almost feel sorry for them.
We can only thank Jesus Christ for delivering Donald J. Trump to the White House to lead America out of the swamp of lies and gracelessness that Dictator Obama dragged our once great country into!!!!!!
Bystanders Help Victim Subdue Kingston Man with Gun
http://hudsonvalleynewsnetwork.com/2017/07/10/bystanders-help-victim-subdue-kingston-man-gun/
7/9/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being an Alpha Male and not some effete, alt-left, metrosexual girly-man!!!!!!!
Jason M. Kisner from our Winchester NSPA chapter was arrested a few nights ago and charged with (get this) pointing a firearm, criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon and carrying a handgun without a license after he allegedly pointed a handgun at his girlfriend’s uncle. Sure enough, this is just another case of the rigged system trying to take down a REAL MAN!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Kinser and his girlfriend engaged in a late night argument, surely because she was probably nagging and pestering him incessantly about the type of inane trivialities that men only encounter when they get ensnared in a relationship with a dingy broad. See, we’re guessing she started the argument by telling him something like that she expected him to accompany her to her cousin’s engagement party at her busybody aunt’s house on Saturday which probably led her to demand to know when they would be getting engaged so you can totally understand why Patriot Kinser needed to put her in her place with a few choice words.
Well, lo and behold, his girlfriend’s bigshot uncle, who must harbor deep-seated feelings of impotence, decided to show what a big man (yeah,right) he is by stepping in and suggesting to Patriot Kinser that he should leave. Well, since Patriot Kinser is an Alpha Male, who doesn’t follow the conventional rules and isn’t fretting over political correctness or legal correctness, he allegedly pointed a .380-caliber pistol in the uncle’s face.
Sure enough, the “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media” who aren’t used to dealing with a REAL MAN got their panties all twisted in knots over this story and tried to peddle their false narrative that Patriot Kinser is some sort of an unstable sociopath capable of inflicting great harm with a gun in his hands because that is the only card they have, and they play it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!!!!!
Well, we here at the NSPA executive headquarters would like to inform these ninnies that their days of vilifying REAL MEN like Patriot Kinser are coming to an end because we finally have the ultimate ALPHA MALE in the White House with Donald J. Trump, and just like Patriot Kinser he’s not going to worry for one moment about political correctness or legal correctness!!!! So all of the alt-left crybabies need to get over the fact that Crooked Hillary lost the election (even with 3 million illegal immigrants voting for her!!!) and then get out of the way of the Alpha Males who are going to make America great again!!!!!!!
Gun pointing, car chase lead to arrests
7/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the War On Christmas has already started in July!!!!!!
William Rian Adams from our Fletcher NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday near Palm City, Florida and charged with (get this) two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a semi-automatic handgun at a vehicle in a fit of road rage. It is obvious, though, to us that this case is really about the anti-Christian rhetoric the godless democrat party thugs and the alt-left hatemongers irresponsibly spew into the public forum to foment hatred against Christians in a cynical attempt to get their dull witted, easily manipulated base ginned up on fear so they will be even easier marks to fall for their selfish agenda!!!!!
See, Patriot Adams is also a priest with the Calvary Episcopal Church in Fletcher, and all this nonsense started Wednesday when Patriot Adams was driving a red Corvette (the car we’re sure Jesus Christ would choose if he were alive today since red is the color of the blood he shed for our numerous sins). Well, apparently some erratic and irresponsible nitwit in a Chevrolet Silverado pick-up truck started tailgating him so Patriot Adams followed the only sensible course of action available to him. First he did a “brake check” on the truck, Then when the truck attempted to pass him, Patriot Adams allegedly pointed his Glock 22 at the driver and passenger in the truck, which is basically what Jesus would have done. If you doubt that, please reread Ephesians 6:11- ‘Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the devil.’
Sure enough, though, the rigged system wanted to confiscate a gun from a Good Guy With A Gun and persecute a Christian so Patriot Adams was betrayed by the “authorities” who sold him out and arrested him. It is only July, but these vicious bastards have already initiated their annual War On Christmas by taking down a deliverer of Christ’s message and depriving him of his gun. We can only thank Jesus Christ we have a real Christian in the White House with Donald J. Trump so he can stand up to these bullies and look out for the interests of the vulnerable and voiceless insecure, small penised, White Christian men who are always ignored or vilified by the piggish democrat party thugs who only look out for the interests of their pampered and privileged benefactors!!!!!!
Priest arrested in Florida road rage incident after pulling out gun
http://abcnews.go.com/US/priest-arrested-florida-road-rage-incident-pulling-gun/story?id=48517183
7/7/2017
Good Guy With A Gun charged with manslaughter basically for doing one of the items on his wife’s honey-do-list!!!!!!!!
Dwayne Thurman from our Spokane Valley NSPA chapter received a court summons the other day to appear in the Spokane County Kangaroo Court on Wednesday to face (get this) a first-degree manslaughter charge related to what we believe was the totally accidental fatal shooting of his wife last year. Sure enough, this looks like just another case of the rigged system trying to destroy the life of an insecure, small penised, White guy who affirms his sense of manhood through the possession of firearms!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started one day in January last year when Patriot Thurman was cleaning his wife’s gun, probably after she nagged him incessantly to do it in addition to the countless other chores she had for him on her honey-do-list, when it went off accidentally and projected a bullet into her chest. On top of that, Patriot Thurman tried to explain to the dense “authorities” that the gun had been malfunctioning and that he thought it was unloaded.
Sure enough, the “authorities” paid for a fake data report from a forensic “expert” who claimed he found the gun to “function reliably” and that it “did not have any malfunctions,” according to rigged court documents. Then they threw in a snippet from a fake data autopsy from the Spokane County Medical “Examiner” which stated that Patriot Thurman’s wife had a bruising pattern “suggestive of domestic violence.” Then the “authorities” threw in claims from the deceased woman’s daughter that she was sure Patriot Thurman intentionally killed her mother. Then she went on to make a big deal that Patriot Thurman never called 911 or attempted CPR or any type of medical aid after he shot her, which he should have known to do as a result of the training he received as a Lincoln County reserve deputy….blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!!!!
Jeez, can you believe all of the red herrings and obvious lies the alt-left crowd throws out in cases like this to take down a Good Guy With A Gun???!!!!??? We can only thank Jesus that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to lay the smackdown on these fake news frauds. Just think how with a simple twist of fate we could have had Crooked Hillary Clinton in the White House embarrassing the United States on a daily basis and allowing her coterie of amoral, emotionally disturbed, corrupt and deranged misfit enablers to have access to the levers of power and setting this nation on course for certain destruction!!!!!!! #closecall
Dwayne Thurman charged with manslaughter in the shooting death of his wife
http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/jul/07/dwayne-thurman-charged-with-manslaughter-in-the-sh/
7/5/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a proud American!!!!!!!
Wayne Gibson from our Lemoyne NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with simple assault, reckless endangerment and public drunkenness after he allegedly threatened his neighbors with a firearm during a July 4 altercation as reported by Fox 43 News. Of course the lying, disgusting fake news “media” failed to report that this was obviously a deep state false flag operation orchestrated to take down a Patriot on the 4th of July, of all days!!!!!!
See, if you believe the fake news “media” accounts of this story, you believe that Patriot Gibson is an emotionally immature baby-man utterly lacking in impulse control and judgement who should be denied access to guns. See, they would have you believe Patriot Gibson became intoxicated over the course of the July 4 holiday and initiated a confrontation with his neighbors before brandishing a gun and threatening to shoot them because they must reflexively peddle the ridiculously contrived narrative of the unstable White guy who can inflict carnage and heartache with a gun in his small hands!!!!!
See, we figure Patriot Gibson simply had his gun ready because he was being vigilant for any murderous Mexicans or Muslims who were plotting to strike down Americans who were celebrating the anniversary of our country’s independence from an emotionally erratic, tyrannical, greedy, narcissistic ruler deluded by fantasies of imperial grandeur. (We can only thank Jesus we never have to face that national nightmare again!!!!!!) That was all it took for the “authorities” to follow their deep state directive to frame him with bogus charges so they could confiscate his gun!!!!!!
Isn’t it amazing that the short-sighted, stupid, tone-deaf fools who operate the deep state fail to realize their reckless misrule is only uniting all of us and preparing us for a reboot of the American Revolution???!!!!?????
Lemoyne man arrested for threatening neighbors with a gun during July 4 altercation
7/3/2017
Good Guy With A Gun hounded by the “authorities” and forced to commit suicide basically because of the corrosive effects of gay marriage that have devastated and destroyed the Christian bonds of REAL marriage!!!!!!!
Jeremy Fletcher from our Taylorsville NSPA chapter was forced to commit suicide after being hunted by the Alexander County “Sheriff’s” Office as if he were a common criminal after being forced to shoot and kill his estranged wife and shoot and injure her father Saturday night. What burns us up here at the NSPA headquarters is that the shootings weren’t even Patriot Fletcher’s fault in the first place, and sure enough the disgusting, lying fake news media is covering up the real cause of the shootings in order to push their liberal agenda!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Saturday night when the Alexander County “Sheriff’s” Office responded to a call and found Patriot Fletcher’s estranged wife dead in her car from a gunshot wound and her father seriously injured from a gunshot wound to the neck. So sure enough they jumped to the conclusion that this was all Patriot Fletcher’s fault and reflexively issued an all points bulletin to take him down. Well, Patriot Fletcher obviously knew that he was going to be victimized by the totally rigged system (because what proud White man has a chance of getting treated fairly in a courtroom in America today??!!!???) so he killed himself rather than allow himself to be broken by the cruel blow of this racially biased injustice!!!!!! I mean, he was already facing felony charges for shooting his wife five months earlier so he knew they were out to get him.
The maddening aspect of this story is that the disgusting, lying fake news media doesn’t have the courage to report the truth about this case. See, Patriot Fletcher and his wife had obviously been experiencing problems in their marriage prior to the two shooting incidents, and isn’t it interesting that all of this drama between them happened after gay marriage was legalized a few years ago and has been allowed to let its corrosive influence spread??? We and our prominent Republican friends have been warning you for years about the Christian (REAL) marriage apocalypse that will occur as a result of the acceptance of gay marriage!!!! Well, here is a perfect example of what we were warning you about.
Thankfully we have a President in Donald J. Trump who appreciates the sanctity of REAL marriage between a man and a woman and will get us REAL Supreme Court justices on the bench to put marriage back to like it was back in the days when America was GREAT!!!!! #trumpwinsagain
Alexander County woman killed, suspect found dead
7/1/2017
Good Guy With A Gun conveniently blamed for a missing woman’s disappearance basically because the “authorities” wanted an excuse to confiscate his guns!!!!!!! C’mon, does this really look like a man who could be responsible for a woman’s disappearance???? When will this senseless profiling and targeting of insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their sense of masculinity through the possession of firearms end???!!!!?????
Jerry Edwin Petry from our Hancock NSPA chapter was recently hauled into Washington County Circuit “Court” and forced to put up with a so-called “judge”, who just happened to be a woman so we all knew where this was headed, just so he could be found guilty of seven totally false charges related to illegally possessing firearms and ammunition after a completely rigged one-day bench trial.
Worse yet, Patriot Petry is also being harassed with totally fake accusations that he is somehow responsible for last year’s disappearance of a 54-year-old woman just because there was a pool of dried blood at the bottom of a flight of stairs in her home and a whole bunch of obviously fake evidence that allegedly links him to the missing woman. Look, a body has never been found in the first place so it is irresponsible for the “authorities” to be conducting this character assassination of Patriot Petry. She could be out hiking the Appalachian Trail for all we know.
However, the “authorities” needed to consider her to be missing so they could have an excuse to go snooping through Patriot Petry’s home like they owned the place and confiscate his .22-caliber handgun, his .38 caliber handgun, his nonworking five-shot handgun with no markings, his .22-caliber rifle and a 20-gauge shotgun.
Now (get this) the whole reason the “authorities” said Patriot Petry never should have been allowed to have these guns is because he is an alleged “felon” who had a few convictions on his record, including convictions for rape and kidnapping from way back in 1970. Apparently the “authorities” have never heard of the Christian concept of giving a person a second chance!!!!!!
Worse yet, Patriot Petry has also been charged with obtaining the property of a vulnerable adult all because the “authorities” claim Patriot Petry used the “missing” woman’s bank card and forged checks to obtain money from her accounts. See, we’re sure the “authorities” are throwing all of these fake charges at Patriot Petry because they want to make sure he is locked up in jail through 2020 just so he won’t be able to vote to re-elect President Donald J. Trump. See, these sore loser liberals are still mad that Hillary lost the election so they’re pulling out all of these disgusting, shameless voter suppression tactics because they know suppressing the vote is the only way they will be able to win any elections in the future!!!!!
At least we can take comfort in knowing President Trump and Kris Kobach are getting to the bottom of these attempts to manipulate the vote and will put an end to them once and for all so not one more Patriot will ever be denied the right to vote!!!!!
Hancock-area man linked to missing woman guilty on gun charges
6/29/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was victimized by impossibly mean spirited and undignified tweets by Crooked Hillary Clinton!!!!!!!
Michael Allen Carter from our Salina NSPA chapter was indicted yesterday on charges of possession with intent to distribute methamphetamine, one count of unlawful possession of a firearm in furtherance of drug trafficking and one count of unlawful possession of a firearm following a felony conviction. However, the disgusting, lying media is showing its hateful, liberal bias by suppressing the truth behind why Patriot Carter got involved in these illegal activities in the first place.
See, we heard Patriot Carter’s feelings got hurt when Crooked Hillary Clinton posted multiple inexplicably vicious, incomprehensibly immature and inexcusably disgraceful tweets mocking his appearance. For example, we heard Crooked Hillary Clinton tweeted that Patriot Carter looks like the offspring that would be produced if the actor Sean Astin and Fred Flintstone could conceive a baby by having gay sexual relations!!!!! So we heard that Patriot Carter became so self conscious about being mocked on Twitter by such a high profile figure that he turned to methamphetamine. So, as anybody who watched ‘Breaking Bad’ would tell you, you are going to encounter some dangerous characters in the methamphetamine world so you better be well-armed at all times!!!! See, none of this would have ever happened if Crooked Hillary Clinton actually knew how to comport herself as a responsible, grown-ass adult!!!!!!!
It is frightening when you think how close America came to having her in the White House as a global embarrassment who sinfully violates and unforgivably diminishes the honor, dignity and awesome responsibility that comes with the office of U.S. President on a daily basis!!!!! #closecall
Convicted Kansas felon indicted on gun, drug charges
https://www.hayspost.com/2017/06/28/convicted-kansas-felon-indicted-on-gun-drug-charges/
6/28/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to big government, nanny-state environmental regulations that are killing America!!!!!!!
Richard Chase Murray from our Pacific, Missouri NSPA chapter was arrested early Monday morning and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pulled a gun on a Walton County Tourist Development Council employee. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media tried to make Patriot Murray look like an unstable menace to public safety because they reflexively do the bidding of the deep state to try to sabotage President Donald J. Trump’s agenda to make America great again because they hate America!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started at 2:45 A.M Monday morning when a vacationing Patriot Murray valiantly stood his ground on Inlet Beach against the tyranny of a Walton County Tourist Development Council employee who had confiscated his beach tent and was attempting to drive away with it. See, the employee was enforcing the Walton County’s Leave No Trace ordinance to reduce environmental impacts on the county’s beaches. See, apparently Patriot Murray had left behind a few items, including a beach tent, on the beach and immediately became Walton County’s Public Enemy #1. So this government thug was sent out to confiscate his belongings off the beach. See, this is a classic example of just the kind of out-of-control, job killing over-regulation forced upon us by professional politicians who are doing the craven bidding of the selfish, amoral environmental lobby, just like Donald J. Trump has been warning us about.
So Patriot Murray pointed a gun at the liberty butchering bureaucrat and took back his beach tent, just like any REAL AMERICAN would!!!!! Sure enough, the rigged system, sensing the threat Patriot Murray posed to them, snapped into action and arrested him on this fake assault charge and confiscated his gun!!!! See, just like we’ve been warning you for years, first they come for your beach tents, and then they come for your guns!!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to these crass, selfish and abominably destructive environmental regulations!!!! Just imagine the daily nightmare we would be facing if Crooked Hillary had won the Electoral College vote!!!!! #shudder
Beach Rage? Local Deputies Say He Pulled A Gun, All Over A Beach Tent
http://www.wkrg.com/2017/06/26/man-arrested-after-threatening-employee-with-gun/
6/26/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to give a group of children a more promising future!!!!!!
Beau James Lewis from our Bend NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with (get this) reckless endangering, second-degree assault, DUI, tampering with evidence and negligently wounding another after he allegedly shot a 39-year-old man in the leg at a child’s birthday party. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying media tried to gin up a story here by pointing out Patriot Lewis had also been intoxicated in order to make him look like some sort of emotionally immature, criminally irresponsible baby-man whose shockingly negligent handling of a gun around children exposed him as more of a practical threat to the well-being of these children than any ISIS terrorist because haters are going to hate!!!!!
See, we heard from other members of our Bend NSPA chapter that Patriot Lewis had simply been attempting to show these impressionable youngsters just how cool adults can be when they mix alcohol and firearms. As any developmental psychologist will tell you, it is important to provide children meaningful educational experiences like this at the earliest ages possible.
So Patriot Lewis accidentally shot another man in the leg, but it’s not like he killed anybody or anything. However, that didn’t stop the “authorities” from arresting Patriot Lewis and confiscating his gun, thereby preventing him from teaching any other children in the future about the joys of guns and alcohol. Leave it to the selfish, soulless alt-left liberals to try to deny young children valuable learning experiences that will have long-term benefits to their quality of life in order to push their heartless and short-sighted agenda!!!!!
At least now that we have Donald J. Trump in the White House we can be sure this type of injustice will stop and that young children will get all of the early interventions they need to grow up to be REAL AMERICANS!!!!!!!!
Accidental shooting at child’s party leaves 1 man hurt
http://kval.com/news/local/accidental-shooting-at-childs-party-leaves-1-man-hurt
6/25/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he simply followed the old common sense adage ‘better safe than sorry’!!!!!!!!!
Roger Wilson from our Sierra Vista NSPA chapter was arrested early Thursday morning and charged with (get this) second-degree murder and illegally possessing a firearm by the quick to judge “deputies” from the Cochise County “Sheriff’s” Department after he allegedly shot and killed a 22-year-old man. However, a critical detail needs to be considered about this shooting to put everything in context. See, the name of the man Patriot Wilson shot makes us think he was probably one of those people Donald J. Trump has been warning us about for the past couple of years, you know, the potential rapists and murderers. Even if he was an American citizen, he didn’t have an American sounding name, and we’re sure he didn’t look like an American!!!! I mean, can you imagine the hue and cry that Patriot Wilson would have faced from the ACLU agitators if he had asked the young man to see his papers??????
See, all this started a little after 1:00 AM Thursday morning when the victim’s mother called the “authorities” to report her son had just been shot outside of her home. When the first responders arrived, they found the young man dying from a shotgun wound to his chest outside the front gate of his mother’s home.
Well, the “deputies” who investigated the case followed the victim’s trail of blood to Patriot Wilson’s nearby home, and sure enough they began interrogating Patriot Wilson as if he were some sort of common criminal. As Patriot Wilson reasonably tried to explain, he was walking to his truck parked outside of his fenced yard when he noticed the young man near the fence gate. Sure enough, the second-guessers out there will probably say the young man was probably just walking home, but how was Patriot Wilson supposed to know????
Patriot Wilson tried to explain to the “deputies” that he was afraid he was going to be assaulted so he had no choice except to get his 20-gauge shotgun from the back of his truck and shoot the young man in the chest. After all, what if the man had been one of those bad hombres who are capable of killing somebody, just like President Donald J. Trump has warned us about???!!!!??? Sure enough, the “deputies” ignored his explanation and arrested him so they could confiscate his gun!!!! Again, it always comes down to gun confiscation, just like we’ve been warning you about for the past 4 years!!!!! Are you woke yet??????
If there is a silver lining to this case, it’s that the online account of this story on the Sierra Vista Herald website offers readers an emoji rating system to express their response to this story, and 3 readers selected the laughing emoji face and 12 readers selected the smiling emoji face that has hearts for eyes!!!!! That reaffirms our faith in the sterling Christian character of all the insecure, small penised, White guys out there who no longer have to be silent now that Donald J. Trump is President and don’t have to worry about being shamed by the political correctness police!!!!!! Just imagine how great America will be again after just another year of this!!!!!
Shooting kills Sierra Vista man
6/24/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because a bunch of so-called “police” officers don’t like being upstaged by a Patriot who can do their job better than they can!!!!!!!
Marcus Allan Pitts from our Covington NSPA chapter was arrested this morning and charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly shot and injured a suspect fleeing on foot from members of the Covington “Police” Department. In other words these professional freeloaders who live high on the hog off the backs of Covington taxpayers decided they better take down Patriot Pitts because they want to protect their turf!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started early this morning when Covington “Police” officers received calls about a white SUV driving erratically on Ga. 36 headed toward the Covington Square. So right off the bat these lazy “officers” were probably annoyed that they couldn’t finish their leisurely breakfasts and flirt with their waitress and actually had to go out and do their jobs, which we taxpayers pay them their exorbitant salaries to do!!!!
Well, the “officers” must not have done a very good job of stopping the driver because the SUV crashed into another vehicle at Highway 278 and Pace Street. Nobody was injured in the accident, and the SUV’s driver ran away from the scene.
Luckily for the good citizens of Covington a well-armed Patriot Pitts was on the scene because we all know the well trained (#snark) professional (yeah, right) Covington “Police” officers weren’t going to be able to get the job done!!!! First, Patriot Pitts tried to block the suspect with his truck. When the suspect ran around the truck and continued to run down the road, Patriot Pitts took the totally correct and manly action of getting out of his truck and shooting the suspect in the neck. What? Was he supposed to wait for the Covington “Police” to handle the situation????!!!!????
So the suspect didn’t die or anything and is recovering in a hospital, and you’re probably thinking the Covington “Police” thanked Patriot Pitts for getting this dangerous man off the streets. Wait a minute….the Covington “Police” would have to recognize the important role Good Guys With A Gun play in keeping our communities safe for that to happen so sure enough they instead arrested Patriot Pitts!!!!!!
See, these “officers” are obviously a bunch of insecure, showboating freeloaders who only act out of self-interest, and they clearly arrested Patriot Pitts because they don’t want the word to get out to taxpayers that we really don’t have much of a need for a taxpayer funded “police” force when we have Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Pitts and all of us here in the NSPA just waiting to have the opportunity to show what heroes we are by keeping everybody safe from all of the dangerous Mexicans, Muslims and paid Black Lives Matter activists out there who are just waiting for the opportunity to harm us all!!!!!!!!
Hopefully after President Donald J. Trump gets done cutting federal funding to kick all of the lazy freeloaders off Medicaid, he’ll get around to cutting federal funding to cities to kick all of the lazy freeloading “police” off the public dole and give that money to the job creators so we can make America great again!!!!!!!!!!
‘Concerned citizen’ accused of shooting man fleeing police
6/23/2017
Good Guy With A Whole Bunch Of Guns railroaded by the rigged system basically because we figure he was trying to go undercover to bust up a child pornography ring which was probably operated by the most influential members of the democrat party!!!!!
Paul E. Jipp from our Blair NSPA was surely subjected to government sanctioned torture because that’s the only explanation for why he withdrew his not guilty plea on Monday and pleaded guilty to user in possession of firearms and two counts of possession of an unregistered firearm to a so-called federal “judge” in the U.S. District “Court” in Omaha. Now Patriot Jipp’s summer is totally ruined because he has to wait until September 18 for sentencing. However, the only real crime that occurred here is that we’re pretty sure Patriot Jipp had simply been trying to break up a child pornography ring we read about on reddit that was being run out of a storage room at a nearby Orange Julius, but he’s the one being sent to jail!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started back on November 4 last year when a mob of thugs trying to pass themselves off as government agents violated the sanctity of Patriot Jipp’s home under the pretense of executing a so-called search warrant so they could confiscate his guns and arrest him. Isn’t it all too convenient that this all happened a few days before the Presidential election???? See, we figure this was all arranged as a way to prevent a REAL American from voting for Donald J. Trump. HAHAHAHA to all the alt-left losers who tried to fix the election!!!! We didn’t need Patriot Jipp’s vote to send Crooked Hillary packing!!!!!!!
Well, once the government thugs invaded his home, they quickly got to work and confiscated 16 loaded weapons, including a short shotgun and eight homemade silencers. They also found four potted marijuana plants, anti-government books, a book on how to make silencers and pornography with children’s faces cut out and placed over the faces of nude adults.
Now, like I said earlier, we believe there were some democrat party bigwigs who were running a child pornography ring out of a storage room at the nearby Orange Julius so we’re pretty sure Patriot Jipp simply made this pornography so he could infiltrate the ring and bring all of the sick perverts behind it to justice. However, the deep state made sure to shut this down before Patriot Jipp could get his investigation started because who knows how high this illegal activity could have reached if the truth had been able to come out????!!!!?????
Thankfully, with Donald J. Trump in the White House, we know he will make sure the truth comes out!!!! What do you think would have been the chances of that happening if Crooked Hillary had been allowed to steal the election????!!!!????? Just take a moment so you can release a sigh of relief after thinking about how awful things could have been if the election had turned out differently!!!!! #closecall
Blair man pleads guilty to federal gun, drug charges
6/22/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he understood the importance of not fighting in front of the children because of the long-term psychological damage that can do to them!!!!!!
Colby Shane Cannon from our Loudon County NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and faces (get this) two counts of first-degree murder, pending the outcome of the autopsies, for allegedly shooting and killing his fiancee and his sister. Sure enough, our gut feeling here at the NSPA executive headquarters is that this is yet another case of the lying, disgusting, fake news “media” hijacking the narrative of a story to push their anti-gun agenda!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started yesterday when Patriot Cannon and his fiancee got into an argument while they were driving with three children in the car. Two of the children were the couple’s, and the third was a stepchild. As for the argument, anybody who has ever watched an episode of ‘Bridezillas’ knows exactly who instigated and perpetuated the argument!!!!!
Now let me be crystal clear, the only times I have ever watched ‘Bridezillas’ has been when I’ve volunteered for my friend James Dobson’s Focus On The Family organization to monitor the morality rotting programming on debauched cable networks like WE tv, TLC and Bravo, which do nothing more than push an anti-family and anti-Christian agenda and attempt to normalize the abnormal tenets of feminism and homosexuality. That is the only reason my eyes have ever been exposed to those kinds of shows. I mean, I’m a very manly Christian White guy. I would rather watch ‘Duck Dynasty’ or ‘Ice Road Truckers’ than ‘Bridezillas’ or ‘Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen’ or ‘Vanderpump Rules’ or ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ (oh my God, Dorit is such a total bitch if you ask me) or ‘Say Yes To The Dress’, but I have to watch these programs to know exactly what the agents of Satan are up to!!!!! That’s the only reason I watch the shows!!!!
So at one point the argument between Patriot Cannon and his fiancee got so bad that she (thankfully) got out of the car, and Patriot Cannon continued home with the three children. Well, his fiancee called his sister to ask for a ride. Sure enough, his sister sided with his fiancee and gave her a ride home so they could gang up on him and really nag him. Sure enough, once the two women arrived to the house, where everybody had been calm up until that point, the arguing started all over again. Obviously, Patriot Cannon realized all of this arguing and carrying on would be psychologically damaging for the three children so this must be why he allegedly got his Smith & Wesson 9 mm handgun and followed the two women out of the house. See, I figure Patriot Cannon simply intended to fire a warning shot outside to get the women to snap out of their hysterical frenzy so they could realize the harm they were doing to the children by exposing them to this type of behavior. Well, then I figure maybe one of the women started scratching and clawing at him or something like that and caused him to accidentally shoot them to death.
Sure enough, though, the so-called “authorities” didn’t consider any of that and went ahead and arrested Patriot Cannon so they could lock him up and confiscate his gun. Worse yet, as Patriot Cannon has posted on his Facebook page, he is a corrections officer with the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office and has served as a volunteer reserve officer with the Loudon Police Department so he is exactly the kind of Good Guy With A Gun the good people living in the Knoxsville metropolitan region need to have on the streets to keep them safe from any murderous Mexicans, Muslims or paid Black Lives Matter activists who might try to hurt them!!!!
Hopefully, once President Donald J. Trump gets done fixing the American healthcare system by giving all those grandstanding freeloaders on Medicaid the boot, he can get around to giving Patriot Cannon a well deserved Presidential pardon!!!!!!!
Onetime reserve officer facing charges in Loudon County shooting deaths of sister, fiancee
6/20/2017
Good Guy With A Gun framed in “government” sanctioned false flag operation!!!! I mean, after all, does he actually look like somebody capable of doing something horrible with a gun?????? Let’s get real!!!!!!
Jonathan Brunelle from our Lehigh Acres NSPA chapter was obviously framed last night by the deep state in a false flag operation staged to make him look like some sort of monstrous, gun wielding killer, and sure enough the “detectives” in the so-called Lee County Sheriff’s Department fell for it hook, line and sinker and arrested him for (get this) second-degree murder after they accused him of shooting and killing his 20-year-old son in their home!!!!
Sure enough, the deep state pulled out all of the stops and spread false news that Patriot Brunelle intentionally fatally shot his son during a domestic incident at their home just so they could lock him up and confiscate his gun. First off, you can just tell by looking at him that he couldn’t have done something like this. Second of all, the most frightening aspect of this case is that the good citizens of Lehigh Acres no longer have a well armed Patriot Brunelle on the streets to keep them safe from any dangerous Mexicans, Muslims and paid Black Lives Matter activists who might try to kill them!!!!!
However, the alt-left democrat party liberals certainly don’t care. See, no matter what they say, they don’t care about promoting the public good!!!! No, all they really care about is pushing their crass, selfish and avaricious agenda. We can only thank Jesus that we have Donald J. Trump and the Republican Party in charge to keep those craven monsters in check!!!!!!
Deputies: Lehigh man fatally shot 20-year-old son
6/19/2017
Good Guy With A Gun basically forced to go on a shooting spree and end his own life because of the alt-left’s destructive transgender acceptance agenda!!!!!!!
Randy Robert Stair from our Wyoming County NSPA chapter sadly had his life come to an end the other day after he was forced to shoot three coworkers with a pair of pistol-grip shotguns that he had named Mackenzie and Rachel all because of the evil alt-left’s win at all cost determination to shove transgender acceptance down our throats.
See, this tragic destruction of a gun-loving Patriot’s life began a couple of months ago when Patriot Stair began posting YouTube videos in which he announced his plan to use his two beloved shotguns to kill three grocery store coworkers and then kill himself. Then Patriot Stair followed through on his plan earlier this month when he entered his workplace and killed the three coworkers and himself with his shotguns. Right on cue, the despicable gun-hating cognoscenti tried to exploit this tragedy by saying this was yet another example of the unspeakably horrible things insecure, small penised, White guys can do with unfettered access to guns!!!! You would think by now they could replace that tired lie with something new.
However, as the “authorities” did a deep investigative dive into Patriot Stair’s YouTube postings and suicide letters he left behind, the real cause of the shooting became immediately apparent. See, toward the end, Patriot Stair began making frequent reference to his gender identity struggles and his determination to achieve his true self after his death.
See, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that this shooting happened because the liberal media and the political correctness that has run amuck in America have suddenly made transgender acceptance cool and the new societal norm, which has caused a great deal of confusion and distress in people like Patriot Stair. See, the country would be much better off if we all followed the Republican Party lead and returned the issue of transgender identity to the domain of shame and ridicule where it belongs!!!!
See, that is exactly how things were when America used to be great, and Patriot Stair never would have been forced to go on his shooting spree if he had known better and kept his feelings deeply suppressed. See, the alt-left gangsters insist Patriot Stair never would have experienced the emotional distress that led to the shootings if our society had universal and unconditional acceptance of all gender identities because they will accept any pie in the sky fairy tale fed to them. Instead, America would be great again right now if all of these idiots accepted the infallible truth of Christianity and understood the importance of hating and ridiculing anybody with gender identity issues.
Also, the real tragedy of this story is that with Patriot Stair dead, we have one less well armed White guy to keep us safe from any Mexicans, Muslims and paid Black Lives Matter Activists who want to harm us!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Wyoming County mass shooter leaves massive online trail
http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/wyoming-county-mass-shooter-leaves-massive-online-trail-1.2203562
6/18/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to be prepared to defend America’s shores!!!!!
Eric Atkins from our Seymour NSPA Chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) criminal possession of a weapon after he allegedly shot a gun at an above-ground pool, and a bullet from the gun struck a woman who was standing outside her home half a mile away. Sure enough, the ever opportunistic drive-by “media” pounced on this story immediately to hijack the narrative and make Patriot Atkins look like the bad guy when we figure he was really just trying to keep America safe from INVASION!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Atkins got together with some friends to shoot their guns at an above-ground pool like any group of REAL AMERICANS would do to train as a militia to keep America safe while having a little good ol’ White trash fun at the same time. I mean, you can just see Kid Rock, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent getting together to shoot guns into an above-ground pool. See, we figure Patriot Atkins and his friends were probably shooting into the pool to practice shooting at dangerous Mexican, Cuban and Syrian illegal immigrants trying to sneak into America by swimming onto our shores.
Okay, so one of the bullets from Patriot Atkins’ .22 revolver allegedly went stray and struck a woman half a mile away in her yard, but you have to look at the bigger picture. Patriot Atkins was practicing with his gun to keep her safe from dangerous illegal foreigners who might hurt her. I’m sure she would rather endure a minor flesh wound than be raped and killed by a Mexican who swam to America!!!!!
Look, you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette, and it’s not like she died or anything. Besides, we figure once President Donald J. Trump hears about this attack upon the rights of an insecure, small penised, White guy, he will fire the witch hunting “investigator” who arrested Patriot Atkins in the first place and will sweep this case under the rug where it belongs because there’s absolutely nothing to see here!!!!
Man shoots at pool, hits woman 1/2 mile away
http://www.uticaod.com/news/20170612/man-shoots-at-pool-hits-woman-12-mile-away
6/17/2017
Good Guy With A Gun forced to report to clingy probation officer for the next 5 years basically just because he wanted to get a little distance from his clingy mother!!!!!!
Cody Kraabel from our Westby NSPA chapter was sentenced to (we swear we are not making this up) five years probation just a few days ago in Monroe County Circuit Court after he was forced to plead no-contest back in May to a charge of first degree recklessly endangering safety after he did nothing more than discharge a .22 caliber rifle at his mother way back in 2015. Sure enough, this is nothing more than a case of the rigged system trying to treat a grown ass, insecure, small penised, White guy like some sort of emotionally immature baby-may who needs to be watched and monitored all of the time!!!! See, the rigged system is always trying bring guys like us down with totally fake charges!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started way back on September 23, 2015 when Patriot Kraabel lured his mother to a horse barn on her property where he shot her with a gun from the barn loft during a domestic incident, according to reporting on lacrossetribune.com. Well, she didn’t die or anything so it is pretty obvious to us that Patriot Kraabel’s mother was one of those helicopter parents, and he did this simply to get her to back off a bit and allow him to live like the independent, proud Patriot that he is!!!!!
However, when the gun-hating, alt-left loving authorities got their mitts on Patriot Kraabel, they immediately brought the totally fake charges of (get this) attempted first degree intentional homicide, first degree recklessly endangering safety and endangering safety by reckless use of a firearm. Well, after the bogus case dragged on through the totally rigged system, the evil puppet masters in Monroe County must have realized they had overplayed their hands so they dropped the homicide and reckless use of a firearm charges and allowed him to plead no-contest to the endangering safety charge.
Regardless, this case still has a galling ending which is an insult to the ideas of justice and accountability because Patriot Kraabel’s liberty has been violated, and he now must report to a helicopter probation officer who will be hovering over him and monitoring his every move for the next 5 years!!!!!! Between his clingy mother and clingy probation officer, it’s a classic case of six of one, half dozen of another. In other words, an insecure, small penised, White guy just can’t catch a break in America!!!!!!
Hopefully, once President Donald J. Trump gets done swatting down all of the fake charges being thrown at him and is totally vindicated, he will be able to get the Department of Justice to finally listen to him and finally get some long overdue judicial reform done to protect the rights of all of his fellow insecure, small penised, White guys!!!!!!!
Kraabel sentenced to probation after shooting mother in Cashton
6/15/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just trying to “blow off steam”!!!!!!!!!!!
Merrick David Isaacks from our Austin NSPA chapter was arrested the other night and charged with (get this) two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly fired a shotgun at a cyclist from a car, and the “victim” had to be transported to the hospital where the medical staff found a few tiny, tiny pellets from the shotgun blast in his brain stem, but it’s not like he died or anything. Sure enough, this is yet another case of the alt-left, fake news crowd blowing a story of a harmless incident all out of proportion to get their gullible, dull-witted base all riled up to push their agenda.
The “detectives” who investigated the case claimed that prior to the shooting Patriot Isaacks had threatened a friend that he would shoot him with his shotgun if he didn’t drive him around to help him “blow off steam” after he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend. So the friend began driving him around, and Patriot Isaack, rather than escalating the situation and doing something really destructive, allegedly did nothing more than point his shotgun out the window and fire it multiple times as a way to relieve a little stress. So it appears one of those bike riders who thinks he owns the road must have come out of nowhere and got in the way of one of Patriot Isaacks’ shotgun blasts. So it’s not like it’s Patriot Isaacks’ fault or anything, but he’s the one who got arrested!!!! Then again, this all went down in Austin, a democrat party stronghold, so should we really be surprised???????
See, the alt-left, socialist, hippie, Saul Alinsky crowd wants you to think the only way to “blow off steam” is to smoke that God forsaken recreational marijuana rather than knowing the soul calming effect of shooting a gun randomly in public!!!!! We can only thank Jesus Christ and God (his heavenly father) that we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House because he is the most pro-gun president, more than anybody else has ever been, I mean, have we ever seen anybody support the 2nd Amendment more than he has, I mean, isn’t it really amazing to have somebody show so much support to gun owners, who are really some of the greatest people ever in America, and they totally support President Trump because, I mean, have we ever seen a president who loves guns more than he does, which really is a beautiful thing!!!!!
Man shoots cyclist from car to ‘blow off steam’
http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/261712956-story
6/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun brutally assaulted by so-called Asheville “Police” officers!!!!!!! When will this madness end????!!!!!!
Well, as the picture clearly documents, Justyn Ladet from our Canton, North Carolina NSPA chapter was viciously attacked by blood lusting members of the government sanctioned goon squad that masquerades as the Asheville “Police” Department earlier this morning. However, in this case, as it always happens when you’re dealing with a totally rigged system, the victim is the one who actually gets punished!!!!
See, all this nonsense started this morning at 2:45 A.M. when Patriot Ladet was driving around, minding his own business, when a member of the lying, disgusting Asheville “Police” Department tried to initiate a traffic stop near the Interstate 26 interchange. Well, considering the sad history of “police” officers in southern states racially profiling and pulling over insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and who affirm their sense of manhood through possession of firearms for no reason other than to harass and intimidate them, should it be any surprise that Patriot Ladet refused to pull over and submit to this injustice???!!!!
So it is perfectly understandable why Patriot Ladet allegedly shot a firearm several times at the totally bogus “officer” and sped away eastbound on I-26!!!!! Well, right on cue the cavalry was called out to hunt Patriot Ladet down as if he were some sort of dangerous criminal. Sure enough, the army of “officers” weren’t men enough to take Patriot Ladet down on their own, so these scaredy cats had to resort to trickery and set (get this) “stop sticks” on the highway to puncture the tires on Patriot Ladet’s car, causing it to crash. Yeah, we’re dealing with some real tough guys here…..NOT!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
To make matters worse, the cowardly “officers” had the gall to charge Patriot Ladet with (get this) driving while impaired, assault with a deadly weapon on a government official, assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, flee/elude arrest with a motor vehicle, possession of a firearm by a felon, discharging a weapon into an occupied dwelling and discharging a firearm within city limits. To those of you who aren’t woke, let me translate this for you. Patriot Ladet was arrested for driving while White and with a small penis!!!!!
So if you’re not woke now to what kind of evil is going on in America, you never will be!!!! Thankfully, we have an insecure, small penised, White guy in the White House now so he can redirect this country away from the chaos and criminality sown by Dictator Obama and his Cowardly Cabinet of Kiss-ups!!!!!!
Update: Shots fired at city police officer during high speed chase
6/12/2017
Good Guy With A Gun sentenced to 39 years in prison basically for trying to save REAL Americans from a gang of Muslim Somali-so-called-“Americans” who had been playing with a basketball, which would be a very logical hiding place for an IED!!!!!!!
Anthony Sawina from our Lauderdale NSPA chapter was sentenced to (get this) 39 years in prison today in the totally rigged Hennepin County District “Court” after being convicted last month on (get this) two counts of attempted first-degree murder, two counts of attempted second-degree murder and five counts of second-degree assault for shooting two suspicious looking Somali-so-called-“Americans” last year in the Dinkytown area.
See, all this politically correct nonsense started on June 29 last year when Patriot Sawina and some of his REAL American buddies left a bar and spotted five suspicious ass looking men who had just finished playing basketball. So, in order to get to the bottom of what was going on, one of the REAL Americans performed some on-the-spot extreme vetting and asked one of the Somali-so-called-“Americans” who was wearing a dress (or ‘traditional Somali garb’ as the political correctness police called it), “What’s that dress you’re wearing?”
Then one of the other REAL Americans said, “Fuck Muslims.” So sure enough these Muslim “American” snowflakes had to play the victim card, and one of them got all uppity and asked why he would say something like that.
Well, obviously, that’s when Patriot Sawina knew he had to act to protect his REAL American buddies and himself because it was likely these Muslims had an IED hidden in the basketball. So Patriot Sawina stepped forward and, according to witnesses, said, “I’m saying fucking Muslims. What are you going to do about it?” He then pulled out a handgun and began shooting, striking two of the Somali-so-called-“Americans” in their lower legs.
Sadly, instead of being recognized for his great work in keeping REAL Americans safe, Patriot Sawina was treated worse than anybody else has ever been, we’ve never seen anything like it, and he was viciously attacked by the “media” and the “authorities” who are full of hate!!! SICK PEOPLE!!!!
Then again, if they can treat President Donald J. Trump in this exact same manner, should we be the least bit surprised they would treat Patriot Sawina this way????? SAD!!!!!!
Man who shot at Somalis gets 39-year prison term
http://www.startribune.com/man-who-shot-at-somalis-gets-39-year-prison-term/428075053/
6/11/2017
Good Guy With A Gun assaulted in social media by alt-left predators for simply trying to point out that women who don’t carry guns bear some responsibility if they get raped!!!!!!
Jim Lucas from our Seymour NSPA chapter and the proud Republican state representative from District 69 (the ‘mature’ alt-left Reddit trolls will certainly resist making cheap jokes about this…NOT!!!!) has been violated by the liberal lynch mob which is always on the lookout for another insecure, small penised, White guy who affirms his sense of manhood through possession of firearms to victimize through social media!!!!! SAD!!!!!
See, this disgusting, cowardly attack on Patriot Lucas occurred just because he tried to educate the little ladies in Indiana on how to shoulder a little bit of the responsibility to avoid being raped. Sure enough, those soulless, insensitive, lying liberals don’t feel anybody should be responsible for what happens to them, so they immediately went into attack mode though the politics of personal destruction, the only mode they know!!!!!
See, all Patriot Lucas did was post a copy of a letter he wrote to the Indianapolis Star newspaper telling women that if they are armed with guns, it can “mitigate their chances of being violently assaulted,” as reported on rawstory.com. Furthermore, Patriot Lucas made the salient point that women who own guns are “learning how not to be a victim.”
So should any of us be surprised that the liberal loonies responded to this helpful suggestion by smearing Patriot Lucas and directing waves of hatred at him by twisting his words and accusing him of (get this) ‘victim blaming.’ See, anytime a Good Guy With A Gun makes a well thought out suggestion to correct a social ill through sensible gun promotion, he gets violated in the worst way possible by the haters in the alt-left army!!!!!
Thankfully, Patriot Lucas can bypass the democrat party sycophants who do nothing but block sensible proposals just because they are made by Republicans and go directly to President Donald J. Trump so they can work together to make sure women do what they need to do to avoid being sexually assaulted!!!!!!
Indiana Republican apologizes — sort of — for pro-gun ‘How not to be a rape victim’ Facebook post
6/9/2017
Good Guy With A Gun who obviously didn’t try to kill his wife facing charge of attempted murder!!!!!!! #liberallogic101
Scott Turyna from our St. Charles NSPA chapter is being forced to face the indignity of being hauled into the so-called Kane County Circuit Court to face the totally rigged charges of (get this) attempted murder, aggravated domestic battery and two counts of aggravated discharge of a firearm after he allegedly beat his wife, threatened to kill her and fired his gun at her as she tried to escape from the house. For those of you who don’t understand all of that legal jargon, let me translate it for you. Patriot Turyna is facing charges for being an insecure, small penised, White guy who affirms his manhood through the possession of firearms!!!!
See, all this nonsense started last May when Patriot Turyna and his wife apparently got into some sort of little spat, which she probably started by nagging him about some sort of annoying, womanly gibberish. Then we figure she probably started acting all hysterical and began slapping and scratching at him because you know how women act when they lose control of their brittle emotions. So we figure Patriot Turyna must have fired a few warning shots to get her to snap out of it before she hurt herself.
See, this explanation of ours here at the NSPA executive headquarters totally fits with the defense team’s explanation that Patriot Turyna couldn’t have possibly been trying to kill his wife because he is an expert marksman so there’s no way he could have missed her if he had intended to kill her. I mean, how much more obvious does it have to be????!!!!???? Then again, in America “justice” has a different set of rules for insecure, small penised, White guys so should we really be surprised that Patriot Turyna still faces the real possibility of being found guilty???
However, we are sure that once President Donald J. Trump gets done cleaning house at the Department of Justice and boots that turncoat Jeff Sessions insecure, small penised, White guys will finally get a fair shake from the American “judicial” system!!!!!!!
Attorney: ‘Expert marksman’ wasn’t trying to shoot his wife because he missed
6/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to prevent a woman from using a 1-year-old baby as a human shield!!!!!
Caleb Scott Reed from our McKee NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday after (get this) being served a warrant for second-degree assault and first-degree wanton endangerment after he allegedly got into a verbal argument with a woman who the disgusting, lying media is referring to as a “victim”. First off, does anybody really question for a moment who was responsible for the argument???? Anybody who has ever dealt with a manipulative, instigating, vindictive woman who meets the diagnostic criteria for borderline personality disorder certainly knows the answer to that question!!!!
Now, here’s where the details get a little murky (surely because the lying, disgusting “media” wanted to obfuscate the facts so they could hijack the narrative to make Patriot Reed look like the bad guy), but apparently Patriot Reed must have found it morally objective that the female “victim” was probably using the one-year-old child she was holding as a human shield. I mean, why else would she have been holding the baby during the argument, which we’re really, really, really sure that she started????!!!!
Well, probably because he wanted to make sure the 1-year-old child wasn’t injured, Patriot Reed allegedly pulled out a loaded handgun and pointed it at the female “victim” and then allegedly hit her in the forehead.
Should it be any surprise that rather than thank Patriot Reed for protecting the well-being of the 1-year-old child, the “authorities” instead treated him like a common criminal and arrested him????!!!!!???? Sadly, the answer is no!!!!!! However, we must keep in mind the toxic residue of Dictator Obama’s regime, which allows sinful injustices against insecure, small penised, White guys like this to take place in America every day, will not be entirely neutralized after just five short months of President Trump’s administration!!!! We must keep in mind that President Trump is just getting started and is capable of doing oh so much more than what he has already accomplished so far!!!!! If that doesn’t make you hopeful about the future, nothing will!!!!
McKee man facing assault, endangerment charges
6/7/2017
Good Guy With A Gun has four years (yes, four whole years) of his life taken away from him by the rigged system!!!!!!!
Benjamin Luck from our Cumberland Furnace NSPA chapter was sentenced yesterday to four years in prison (I swear that I’m not making this up) after he was forced to plead no contest in April to a charge of voluntary manslaughter in the shooting death of his wife last year. Well, if any case highlights the broken nature of our so-called “judicial” system and the persecution faced by insecure, small penised, White guys every day, this is the one!!!!!
See, what burns us up about this case is that Patriot Luck was obviously defending himself when his wife forced him to shoot her. See, all this nonsense started back on the night of May 10, 2016 when Patriot Luck and his wife got into a domestic dispute. (And who do you think was the instigator of that dispute??? Hmmmm, let me think about that because this is a tough question….NOT!!!!!)
Well, as Patriot Luck tried to explain to the “authorities”, his wife threatened to kill him so he got a gun when she got a knife. Sure, the haters and the crackpot conspiracy theorists will claim this sounds like an after the fact, retro-fitted excuse that can’t be disputed because the other party is dead, but that’s because they are still bitter that Hillary lost so they’ll resort to any gutless trick to try to take down a Patriot as payback!!!!!
This same crowd will also whine that even after the first volley of shots Patriot Luck kept shooting at his wife’s back as she moved away from him and collapsed on the couch. Look, as Patriot Luck explained to the “authorities”, he was fearing for his life and did not know if she still had the knife or if she was “an imminent threat to him as she moved away from him,” according to the case warrant.
So, despite all of this overwhelming evidence that Patriot Luck had no choice except to defend himself, the rigged “court” system is callously ripping four years of his life away from him. They have no shame!!!!! If only President Donald J. Trump didn’t have to waste his valuable time fighting back against all of the fake news stories about his administration’s involvement with Russia, he could get around to putting an end to all of these horrible inequities in our nation’s “court” system that lead to the unfair treatment of insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through the possession of firearms!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Man gets four years in wife’s shooting death
6/5/2017
C’mon!!!!! Does the fake news media actually expect us to believe this guy could do something unspeakably horrible with a gun????!!!!!! #letsbereal
Here we go again!!!!! Grant Randall Sides from our Birmingham NSPA chapter was arrested today and charged with (get this) two counts of aggravated cruelty to animals after he allegedly shot and killed his pet dog in his apartment and another dog in his neighbor’s apartment. Leave it to Patriot-hating thugs in the so-called Birmingham “Police” Department and the putrid propaganda purveyors who run fake news “media” outlets in Birmingham to manipulate the easy marks in the general public (you know, like the pussies who cried at the end of ‘Marley & Me’) by obviously making up a story about Patriot Sides killing two dogs in order to make him look like some sort of indefensible monster who should forevermore be removed from society!!!!!!
See, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA that this is yet another deep state false flag operation designed to push a globalist anti-gun agenda. If you believe the “authorities”, you actually believe that Patriot Sides shot and killed his dog in his kitchen. Then you would also believe that other bullets fired by Patriot Sides in this burst of dog killing rage penetrated the kitchen wall and killed a dog sleeping in the adjoining apartment. Yet again, we have with this case clear evidence that the gullible, easily manipulated sheep in the alt-left movement who apparently lack the slightest measure of critical thinking skills will gladly accept any obvious lie as long as it reinforces their disgusting prejudices and cry baby sense of aggrievement!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Thankfully, we here at the NSPA executive headquarters don’t fall for any of this and are able to report the truth to you!!!!! However, the real thanks goes to President Donald J. Trump!!!! See, before he took up residence in the White House guys like us were forced to hide in silence or risk being labeled as pathetic misfits, crackpots and hate mongers. Now, thanks to President Donald J. Trump, we are emboldened to step forward proudly to state the truth!!!!! #tomorrowbelongstome
Man shoots his own dog dead in his kitchen — and the stray bullets also kill a neighbor’s dog
6/4/2017
6/3/2017
Good Guy With A Gun persecuted basically for being a good old boy because, as anybody who is woke knows, the system is rigged against good old boy communities!!!!
Michael Kegler from our Natrona County NSPA chapter was hauled into court Wednesday to face charges of (get this) aggravated assault and reckless endangering for allegedly pointing an AR-15 at two so-called “sheriff’s deputies”. Thankfully, Patriot Kegler refused to be cowed by the enormity of the rigged system, which seemingly exists to remove insecure, small penised, White guys who love guns from their communities to condemn them to the status of non-citizens for the rest of their lives and to enrich the soulless beneficiaries of the prison-industrial complex, and pleaded not guilty!!!!!! Sure enough, though, the wicked machinery of the rigged system grinds on and Patriot Kegler must return to court at a later date for his trial!!!
See, all this nonsense started one night back in April when some of Patriot Kegler’s busybody, window watching neighbors called the Natrona County “Sheriff’s” Office to report what they described as two shots followed by a rapid fire of another burst of shots, as reported by http://www.kcwy13.com. So, these do-nothing “deputies”, who apparently couldn’t be bothered with looking for Mexican murderers and rapists, radical Islamic terrorists and paid Black Lives Matter activists (you know, the REAL threats to their community!), moseyed on over to Patriot Kegler’s single-wide trailer to harass him.
Well, according to the scaredy-cat “deputies”, Patriot Kegler was crouched down on his front porch and pointed an AR-15 directly at them. So, sure enough, they responded by diving for cover behind cars parked nearby and whined to Patriot Kegler to surrender. So, sure enough, once they got done manipulating Patriot Kegler into standing down, they jumped him and confiscated his gun.
What really burns us up about this case is that the “authorities” showed a callous cultural ignorance and insensitivity in their disregard for Patriot Kegler’s explanation for why all of this happened. See, when they asked Patriot Kegler why he had fired the gun and pointed it at them, Patriot Kegler explained he couldn’t remember anything because he had consumed too much beer and whiskey that night. The “authorities” completely ignored this explanation and went ahead and arrested him anyways. Now how are good old boys like Patriot Kegler ever going to be expected to trust and respect the “law enforcement” officers who patrol their communities if none of these “officers” are good old boys like them???!!!!???? If one of those “deputies” who had been sent to Patriot Kegler’s trailer had been a good old boy, he would have understood about the beer and whiskey and would have slapped Patriot Kegler on the back with a chuckle and given him a gentle warning to be a little more careful in the future.
Maybe with Donald J. Trump in the White House, we can finally get some sensible policing policies put in place in the good old boy communities throughout America once and for all!!!!!
Man Accused of Pointing a Gun at Two Sheriff’s Deputies
5/31/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the nerd ass losers in the St. Louis County “Sheriff’s” Office are ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ fans who get off on participating in Sheriff Buford T. Justice cosplay!!!!!!
Robert George Getty from our McKinley NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged today with (get this) use of deadly force against a peace officer, second-degree assault, fleeing a peace officer in a motor vehicle, reckless driving and two counts of domestic assault after he allegedly punched his girlfriend, threatened to kill her, engaged in a high speed chase with the St. Louis County “Sheriff’s” Office and pointed a rifle at the “officers”. I guess at that point they ran out of bogus charges to throw at Patriot Getty.
Look, this is nothing more than another round of fake news designed to make the insecure, small penised, White guy look like the evil villain. See, if you believe the fake news peddled by the St. Louis County “Sheriff’s” Office, you believe that Patriot Getty’s girlfriend contacted them after he allegedly punched her and threatened to kill her during an argument at their home. Then you believe Patriot Getty was “uncontrollably sobbing and crying about the incident, continuously apologizing for the assault, and also stating that he would fight law enforcement and would not go down easy” after the “authorities” reached him by phone. See, the alt-left always has to resort to using the cheap cliche of the emotionally unstable, middle aged White baby-man whenever they concoct one of these false news stories.
Then you believe Patriot Getty began driving at speeds ranging from 90 to 115 mph and nearly struck squad cars and an ambulance. Then you believe Patriot Getty pointed a rifle from the side window of his van at the “officers”. Then you believe the “heroic” deputies ended the pursuit by executing a pursuit intervention technique, causing Patriot Getty’s van to spin out of control and roll over several times. Jeez, you’ve got to wonder what these gullible fools on the alt-left won’t believe. It appears they are willing to accept any nonsense thrown to them by fake news outlets as long as it reinforces their sense of self pitying victimization and allows them to find someone else to blame for their disappointments with how their lives turned out!!!!!!
So when the “authorities” finally had Patriot Getty in their clutches, what was the “horrible” crime he actually confessed to? Well, (get this) he allegedly told deputies that “all he did was slap his girlfriend around” and also admitted to threatening to kill the woman. So basically he was arrested for acting like a responsible, Christian, White man who was simply trying to keep a little law and order in his household. If you ask us, this was simply a bunch of loser employees of the St. Louis County “Sheriff’s” Office who don’t have a life and get off on pretending to be Sheriff Buford T. Justice so they blew Patriot Getty’s minor incident with his girlfriend totally out of proportion so they would have an excuse to chase him like they were in ‘Smokey and the Bandit’!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
At least we won’t have to put up with this fake news much longer once President Donald J. Trump finishes exposing them for the frauds that they are!!!!!
Charges: Fleeing driver pointed gun at deputies on Northland highway
5/30/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he has an ignorant ass brother who doesn’t know the first thing about guns!!!!!!
Cody Lounsberry from our Casper NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday night on (get this) suspicion of aggravated assault and booked into the Natrona County Detention Center after he allegedly assaulted his brother and pointed a gun in his face after they had gotten into an argument about firearms. Sure enough, the rigged “court” system in Casper, Wyoming which has been completely corrupted and hijacked by the liberal power brokers who control everything in that state has turned a simple incident of sibling rivalry into a horrible “crime” just so they can confiscate a gun from a true Patriot!!!!
See, according to the “police” report, all this nonsense started when Patriot Lousnberry went to a backyard barbecue with his brother after they had been drinking at the Back Door Lounge (note to all of the alt-left Reddit trolls out there – this is not a gay bar!), and they began to argue about the correct ammunition for a specific type of rifle. Well, they allegedly began to start punching each other until Patriot Lounsberry allegedly wrestled his brother to the ground, pulled his loaded pistol from his holster and pointed it at his brother’s face.
Sure enough, Patriot Lounsberry’s busybody wife who doesn’t know when to stay out of her husband’s business poked her nose into the situation and took the gun away from him. Then a neighbor from across the street came to the barbecue and pointed a rifle at the brothers, telling them to “knock it off” ( note to Patriot Lounsberry’s wife – that’s the proper way to break up a little argument between brothers!).
Right on cue, the gun hating goons from the Casper “Police” Department raided the barbecue to arrest Patriot Lounsberry and confiscate his gun. What sickens us most about this case is that it highlights the federal government’s lack of proper support for gun education in our school systems. If Patriot Lounsberry’s brother had received proper gun education, he never would have taken up an invalid argument about the correct ammunition with Patriot Lounsberry, and none of this would have ever happened. See, these are exactly the types of irreversible, systemic, long term negative consequences that occur when the federal government doesn’t provide schools the resources they desperately need!!!!
Thankfully President Donald J. Trump made Betsy DeVos the Secretary of Education to make sure this criminal malfeasance by the Department of Education that occurred under Dictator Obama’s regime will finally come to an end!!!!!!
Police arrest Casper man suspected of pointing gun at brother during argument
5/29/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for protecting his community from an agent of the Devil!!!!!!
Chester Krawczuk from our East Cobb NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) one felony count of animal cruelty and one misdemeanor count of discharging a firearm near a public street after he allegedly killed a cat by shooting it in the head three times behind a Cobb Parkway business near Sun Trust Park a couple of weeks ago, as reported by the disgusting, lying http://www.mdjonline.com. The “Police Sergeant” assigned to the case very conveniently said he could not discuss a motive for the “crime” because he knew the truth would cause their rigged case against this Good Guy With A Gun to fall apart!!!!
See, as any good Christian knows, the cat has always been recognized as the witch’s consort who was sent to Earth to spread the Devil’s poison. Christianity has a long, proud history of promoting the killing of cats to prevent them from doing the Devil’s bidding so should it be any surprise that Islam, that fake religion which President Trump is trying to protect America from, has a long history of venerating cats???? Get this, some Islamic scholars will have you believe that Muhammad prohibited the persecution and killing of cats. Hmmm, let me see, could it be that followers of Islam treat cats with love and respect because they want them to multiply and harm Christians???!!!???? #obvious
See, Christians by contrast have always known how to handle cats. In the medieval and early modern ages, Christians burned cats for their connection to the Devil. Then French Christians up until the 1800s perfected the extreme vetting technique of cat-burning, which involved gathering dozens of cats in nets and baskets and hoisting them onto bonfires, to keep them out of their villages!!!!! So as you can see, Patriot Krawczuk’s motive was obviously to protect the good people of Cobb County from the Devil’s spawn masquerading as a harmless kitty cat!!!!! However, if the public actually knew this, the Cobb County “Sheriff’s” Department wouldn’t be able to lock up Patriot Krawczuk and confiscate his gun!!!!!
Thankfully, we now have a Christian back in the White House with Donald J. Trump so the Devil will not be able to use cats to sow chaos, suffering and disorder in America!!!!!!
Cobb Police: Man shot cat in head 3 times
5/28/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to keep his wife safe from dangerous prowlers!!!!!
Steven Marcus Denson from our LaFayette NSPA chapter was obviously coerced into pleading guilty last week to charges of felony murder and aggravated assault for fatally shooting his wife and concealing her body for more than a day and a half in November 2015. So the rigged system now has this Good Guy With A Gun locked up for life with a possibility of parole for the “horrible” crime of basically trying to keep his wife safe.
See, the fake news pushers in the disgusting, lying “media” and the Wayne County “Sheriff’s” Department would have you believe Patriot Denson shot and killed his wife with his .22-caliber handgun and then cleaned the floor, dressed his wife’s body in new clothes and left her in the bedroom for the next day and a half in a poorly conceived attempt to conceal her murder. Isn’t it deplorable how these fake news merchants are trying to destroy America and ruin the lives of insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through the possession of firearms???!!!!!????
See, here’s what Patriot Denson tried to explain actually happened, but sure enough the rigged system made sure this all got ignored in the trial. See, Patriot Denson said he and his wife were in their bedroom around 11:00 on the night of the shooting, and he heard rustling outside. As the Atlanta Journal Constitution reported, he thought it might have been a prowler, because people had recently been prowling near their home in recent weeks.
So Patriot Denson explained he grabbed his .22-caliber handgun from his wife’s nightstand, even though he was a convicted felon and was not supposed to be around guns. (Can you believe some states actually think it is a good idea to deny convicted felons who have served their sentences the right to own a gun???? See, it’s all part of the radical left’s undemocratic and shameless gun ownership suppression tactics!!!!!) Well, as he explained, his busybody and clumsy wife got up to see what was going on, they bumped into each other, and the gun went off accidentally. Patriot Denson then later realized the noise outside was from dogs, according to the “newspaper”. That sounds totally plausible to us, but then again, we are Christian White men who love guns and America so why should our opinions matter??????
Sure enough, the rigged system trotted out the Walker County so-called “Sheriff” to tout their latest smear job on Patriot Denson by having him say (get this), “He claimed all along it was an accidental-type shooting. Our question all along was: Why did you clean her up, redress her and keep her in the bed for two days? I don’t know if we ever got an answer to that.” Can you believe how this alt-left crowd always throws out these absurd straw man arguments to evade the truth????
We can only thank Jesus we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to call out these treasonous false news saboteurs who have no regard for American democracy and the rule of law!!!!! Just maybe he can be the one who saves America from losing all credibility and moral authority around the world!!!!!
Man guilty of fatally shooting wife, concealing death
5/26/2017
Good Guy With A Gun crucified by the lying, disgusting “media” basically because he made a harmless little joke at the minor expense of the lying, disgusting “media”!!!!!!!!!!
Texas Governor Greg Abbott from our Austin NSPA chapter has been viciously attacked by the precious little snowflakes who make up the lying, disgusting “media” today all because he made a harmless little joke about shooting them. See, they’ve been sniveling all day long in their safe spaces because they have no sense of humor and refuse to take responsibility for the threat they pose as enemy #1 to the American people!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started this morning when Patriot Abbott appeared at an Austin gun range to sign a bill into law that would lower the cost of a gun license in Texas, giving the state one of the lowest fees in the country, as reported in dallasnews.com. After Patriot Abbott signed the bill, he celebrated by taking several minutes of target practice with his trusty 9mm handgun. After he finished, he held up the target for the press in attendance and said, “I’m gonna carry this around in case I see any reporters.”
Well, you can imagine the hissy fit the lying, disgusting “media” threw in response. They whined that nobody should joke about threatening gun violence toward another person. Then they whined that Republican politicians are fomenting unwarranted hatred and distrust among their dull witted and gullible base toward the “media”. Then right on cue they referenced newly elected Montana congressman Greg Gianforte choke slamming a reporter just two nights ago for simply asking reasonable policy questions about health care legislation.
See, that’s how these liberal “media” members operate. They go on that false news network MSNBC and endlessly peddle this laughably false and contrived narrative that they are somehow the victims and the oppressed in today’s society and are being marginalized from their former place of prominence in America!!! This false outrage about Patriot Abbott’s joke is just the latest example of their Saul Alinsky inspired tactics. Thankfully, we have a real truth teller in President Donald J. Trump to stand up to them and to inspire all of the members of the Republican party to fight back against the members of this lying, disgusting “media” who are trying to destroy America from within!!!!!!!
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signs bill cutting cost of gun licenses, jokes about shooting reporters
5/25/2017
National Small Penis Association THROWBACK THURSDAY!!!!!
Today we here at the NSPA headquarters would like to give a shout-out to those brave insecure, small penised, White guys who came before us and laid the foundation for our cause. Sadly, many of our younger members are unaware of what life was like for insecure, small penised, White guys just a few generations ago. While we are now able to live openly without fear of retribution and have seen one of our own take up residency in the White House, it is all too easy to forget that just a few generations ago men like us had to live in the shadows of society and hide their identities behind hoods and sheets.
To honor our forefathers we would like to shine the Throwback Thursday spotlight on The Black Legion, a tragically now forgotten promoter of insecure, small penised, Christian, White guy pride that flourished in Midwestern America in the 1930s. Sure enough, though, the evil side of human nature is a constant in American history as evidenced by the vicious attacks by the disgusting, lying “media” back then which labeled The Black Legion as a (get this) white supremacist terrorist group of vigilantes. Isn’t it amazing how there are some things that just never change???!!!!?????
Sure enough, the rigged system brought about the end of The Black Legion after proud members of its Highland Park chapter were totally framed for the 1936 murder of a Works Progress Administrator organizer (i.e. a big government pusher who was trying to get people dependent on government handouts – the more things change, the more they stay the same!), which then led to a series of other totally rigged murder convictions of members of other Black Legion chapters!!!!!!!
There is nothing that can ever be done to atone for the sin of injustice and terror that our forefathers experienced, but we can reflect today on their sacrifices and take satisfaction in knowing that the arc of the moral universe eventually bent towards the cause of insecure, small penised, White guys!!!!! #TRUMP2020
Black Legion (political movement)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Legion_(political_movement)
The Secret Society That Terrorized Detroit During The City’s Greatest Sports Era
http://www.wbur.org/onlyagame/2016/09/16/detroit-black-legion-terror-in-the-city-of-champions
5/24/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife refused to perform her Christian wifely duties, obviously because of the corrosive influence of gay marriage destroying the bond of Christian marriage between a man and a woman and because she must have fallen under the sway of Sharia law ushered into America by Dictator Obama during his illegal occupation of the White House!!!!
Paul Taylor from our Cheyenne NSPA chapter was arrested the other day by the Cheyenne “Police” and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a weapon after he allegedly pointed a gun at his wife’s face. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” is glossing over a number of facts in this case so they can hijack the narrative of what actually happened because they always have to make the insecure, small penised, White guy who affirms his manhood through possession of a firearm look like the bad guy!!!! (Is it any wonder that all of these horrible newspapers are just failing, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before??? I mean, they’re just the worst, the very worst!!)
See, all this nonsense started the night before when Patriot Taylor’s wife returned home to their apartment around midnight. First off, we’d like to know exactly what she was up to while she was out on her own at that hour! Well, she obviously knew she had to come up with a story to deflect attention from any questions about what she had been up to so she later told the “police” that Patriot Taylor was drunk and extremely angry with her for coming home so late. Then she claimed Patriot Taylor got on top of her while she was in bed and told they were married so he had the right to have sex with her. We would like to point out to any of the Muslims or alt-left trolls who might be reading this that the Bible backs Patriot Taylor up on this very point!!!! However, Patriot Taylor’s wife obviously isn’t a good Christian because she told him no and got away from him.
Worse yet, in the morning she told Patriot Taylor she was going to the apartment leasing office to see if she could get him out of the apartment. See, this is exactly the kind of degradation of marriage between a man and a woman that we warned you would occur once gay marriage became acceptable in America. It’s also exactly the kind of disregard for Christian law that we predicted would occur as Sharia law becomes established in America!!!!!
So you can see exactly where all of this was headed. Patriot Taylor’s wife returned to the apartment with a “police” escort. When she went in to gather some personal belongings, Patriot Taylor allegedly pointed a gun in her face. Sure enough, the “police” ordered him to drop the gun so they could confiscate it and arrest him.
Well, at least we finally have a President back in the White House who respects the sanctity of Christian marriage between a man and a woman. Once President Trump gets done getting rid of the scourge of Obamacare, he can get rid of horrible influences in America that have reduced Christian marriage to rubble!!!!!!
Cheyenne Man Charged with Assault After Pointing Gun at Wife
http://www.kgab.com/cheyenne-man-charged-with-assault-after-pointing-gun-at-wife/?trackback=tsmclip
5/23/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because some children simply don’t know how to behave because they are treated like precious little snowflakes by their parents and grandparents and never learn how to conduct themselves in an appropriate manner!!!!!!!!
Gregory Ernest Merritt from our Goose Creek NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) four counts of attempted murder and possession of a firearm after he allegedly shot two grandparents and fired at two other people. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” tried to make Patriot Merritt look like some sort of impossibly emotionally unstable neighborhood tyrant who vents his baby-man rage with a gun because they have an anti-gun agenda to push!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Merritt was at home minding his own business, and his repose was destroyed by the cacophonous clatter created by an 8-year-old boy and his 1-year-old sister who were rampaging lawlessly in the road near Patriot Merritt’s house. So Patriot Merritt simply stood his ground and went outside to tell the brats to be quiet.
Now here’s where the story gets crazy. The grandparents who were allegedly “watching” these two little disrespectful delinquents had the gall to tell Patriot Merritt not to yell at their grandchildren. I mean, what kind of a message does this send to their grandchildren???? See, it’s this unconscionable coddling of children nowadays that is giving us a generation of emotionally fragile Millennials who never learn to take responsibility for themselves or develop an understanding that their actions have consequences and affect other people!!!!!!
Well, Patriot Merritt wasn’t going to allow the grandparents to get away with this irresponsible behavior so he did the one sensible thing he could have done. He got his gun and allegedly confronted the grandparents and the children’s mother, who was holding a baby. Patriot Merritt allegedly warned the woman that she and the baby she was holding were going to die. Patriot Merritt then began shooting. He allegedly shot the grandfather in the chest, an arm and an ear. He also allegedly shot the grandmother in the chest.
Look, the lying, disgusting media has gotten hysterical in their coverage of this incident, but both grandparents are expected to recover quickly so we don’t see what the big deal is. Furthermore, we’re sure that once they recover they will be considerably wiser about how to raise children who will know how to behave responsibly as adults!!!!! However, thanks to the rigged system, Patriot Merritt is being treated like a common criminal rather than the family intervention specialist that he really is for this dysfunctional family.
This is just another example of the blitzkrieg attacks that the “authorities” have been unleashing against insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through the possession of firearms ever since President Donald J. Trump left America for his really fantastic overseas trip, which has been more successful than any other trip ever taken by a president. I mean, many people say nobody has ever seen anything like this before. Better yet, once President Trump gets back, there’s going to be trouble for all of the lying, crooked “authorities”, and Patriot Merritt will be released from jail to be recognized as the Good Guy With A Gun that he is!!!!!!!
Deputies: Man, 64, angry at playful children, shoots family members in Goose Creek area
5/22/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for enforcing a red line, you know, that thing that Dictator Obama wasn’t able to do!!!!!!!!!
Larry Johnston from our Spotsylvania County NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his neighbor on the neighbor’s driveway. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” right away tried to make Patriot Johnson look like some sort of monstrously cranky old white guy who should have no access to a gun because they don’t want anybody to notice he actually had the testosterone to do what our thankfully now deposed ex-Dictator Obama (the lying, disgusting “media’s” sacred golden child) was unable to do!!!!!
See, according to the “police” reports, Patriot Johnston had been in an ongoing feud with his neighbor about the property line between their two properties. Patriot Johnston felt the neighbor was encroaching on his property and cutting down trees. So Patriot Johnston established a red line, actually a string of small orange flags, between the two properties. So when Patriot Johnston felt the neighbor had crossed over the red line of small orange flags he did what any real man would do – he confronted the neighbor and allegedly fatally shot him in the chest with a Ruger revolver!!!!!!
Ex-Dictator Obama laid out a similar red line in Syria and wasn’t able to enforce it, yet just one month ago he got the JFK Profile in Courage Award. Meanwhile, Patriot Johnston enforced his red line, and now he is facing life in prison!!!!! If that isn’t a perfect example of typical liberal hypocrisy and liberal logic 101, I don’t know what is. Isn’t it interesting the “authorities” have tried to ram all of this through their rigged system while President Donald J. Trump is out of town? Well, the alt-left mice better enjoy their playtime while it lasts, because the big cat will be back in the White House next week, and a respect for the law will be reestablished so we are sure Patriot Johnston will be released so he can keep his neighbors safe from any dangerous Mexicans, Muslims or paid Black Lives Matter activists who might be lurking about to do them harm!!!!!!!!
Police: Virginia Man, 80, Fatally Shot Neighbor Over Property Dispute
5/21/2017
Good Guy With A Gun indicted by grand jury basically for allowing his girlfriend to go deer hunting with him!!!!!!
Shannon Heath Bell from our Escambia County NSPA chapter was indicted a few days ago on a murder charge in the December 2 shooting death of his girlfriend, which Patriot Bell reasonably explained was simply a hunting accident. Sure enough, though, the grand jury for this rigged system in Escambia County, Alabama, a well known stronghold of the democrat party, plotted over the past 5 months to destroy Patriot Bell’s life by bringing this indictment as obvious payback for Hillary Clinton losing the election. Some people just can’t stop referencing the outcome of that election because they are immature losers!!!!!!
See, the real lesson here, besides the fact that the “judicial” system in America is totally rigged against insecure, small penised, White guys who must affirm their manhood through the possession of firearms, is that Good Guys With A Gun should never bring women along for a hunting trip because they will just nag a lot about being cold and bored, will complain about not being able to get phone reception in the woods when they want to call their friends to talk about the kind of mindless nonsense only women can gab about over the phone and will get in the way of shells fired from the guns because they don’t know the first thing about gun safety and handling firearms responsibly. In the worst case scenario, like with what happened to Patriot Bell, they will get themselves accidently shot to death and put the Good Guy With A Gun at risk of being victimized by a rigged grand jury!!!!
See, as Patriot Bell tried to explain to the “authorities”, he was trying to shoot a deer at night, which is the safest time to hunt because you don’t need to worry about sun glare making it difficult to see your target, when his girlfriend struggled with him for the gun, causing it to fire into her side and kill her. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” tried to manipulate the emotions of the general public by pointing out that the woman who died leaves behind four children.
However, facts and respect for credible investigations no longer matter, and the Escambia County grand jury got away with indicting Patriot Bell for murder. Thankfully, Jeff Sessions is from Alabama, and we are sure that once President Donald J. Trump returns home after making the Middle East great again and teaching that nutjob Pope a thing or two about Christianity he will send Attorney General Sessions home to Alabama to put an end to this injustice and nonsense!!!!!
Alabama man who claims he accidentally shot woman during hunting accident gets hit with murder charge
5/20/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the alt-left continues its hate fueled war on police officers!!!!!!!
Craig Bouckaert from our Bay City NSPA chapter and a longtime Hampton Township police officer was arrested Thursday night and charged with (get this) assault with a dangerous weapon and domestic violence after he allegedly assaulted his wife and threatened her with a gun. Sure enough, we suspect the fix was in on this case because the system is rigged against insecure, small penised, White guys, and the rigged system will side with the Black Lives Matter activists over the Blue Lives Matter Patriots every time because the globalist international bankers (and you know exactly who I mean) who have rigged the system hate America!!!!!!
See, there’s plenty fishy about this case. As Michigan Live reported on its website, atypical for a felony case involving these charges, Patriot Bouckaert’s court file does not include police reports. The only details available regarding the precipitating incident state it occurred at Bouckaert’s home and that the Bay City “police” were the arresting agency.
See, it’s obvious to us why the Bay City “police” took the unconventional step of not including police reports on the arrest of a fellow police officer. See, the alt-left puppet masters who have rigged the system made sure to delete any references to what Patriot Bouckaert’s wife did to force him to allegedly assault her and threaten her with a gun!!!! See, they will resort to any dirty trick to make the Good Guy With A Gun look like a bad guy!!!!!
Also, isn’t it all-too-convenient that they pulled this scam just at Donald J. Trump was leaving the country to make the Middle East great again and to teach the nutjob Pope a thing or two about Christianity??!!!??? Don’t worry, though, because President Trump will put an end to this obstruction of justice in Bay City once he gets back to America!!!!!
Hampton Township police officer charged with assaulting wife with gun
http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2017/05/hampton_township_police_office.html
5/18/2017
Farewell, small penised brother.
This has been a difficult day here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters as we mourn the passing of Roger Ailes, a true giant in the small penised, White guy community. Our hearts are broken and our small penises are limp as we come to terms with this loss, but this pain is tempered by the appreciation for his life’s work of advancing the causes of insecure, small penised, White guys from Richard Nixon to Donald J. Trump. The world is a much smaller place thanks to him.
Please respect our privacy during this difficult time. We will return to regular posting activity tomorrow.
Limbaugh Fondly Remembers Serial Predator Roger Ailes By Playing Audio Of Him Telling A Creepy Joke
5/17/2017
Even in death Good Guys With A Gun face the omnipresent threat of government sanctioned gun confiscation!!!!!!!!!
Okay, maybe you’ve heard about Thomas Hartless, formerly from our Utica NSPA chapter, who has been in the news recently because the “authorities” claim (get this) that he shot and killed his ex-girlfriend, her co-worker and a police chief before turning the gun on himself and committing suicide at a nursing home last week. Well, we suspected from the get go that this was nothing but a deep state false flag operation orchestrated to make a Good Guy With A Gun look like an unforgivably horrible embodiment of evil.
See, we figured Patriot Hartless couldn’t have possibly committed this barbaric, subhuman crime after reviewing the facts of the case. The facts of the case are as follows: 1) Patriot Hartless was not a Mexican. 2) Patriot Hartless was not a Muslim. 3) Patriot Hartless was not a paid Black Lives Matter activist. 4) Patriot Hartless was not an abortion provider. 5) Patriot Hartless was not the Ohio field coordinator for the Hillary Clinton campaign.
See, when you consider these facts, you obviously realize Patriot Hartless couldn’t have possibly committed this crime! Duh! See, we figure the deep state staged all of this and rigged everything to make Patriot Hartless look like the killer. Then, right on cue, the disgusting, lying “media” jumped all over the case and all too happily acted as nothing more than stenographers to type and print what the “authorities” claimed happened!!!!!
However, we discovered today that the case took a more sinister turn when the “authorities” crowed about confiscating more than 60 firearms from Patriot Hartless’ home. Can you believe it? Even in death, they have to violate his 2nd Amendment rights with their “government” sanctioned gun grab!!!!! SAD!!!!! Worse yet, the deep state is distracting President Donald J. Trump with this bogus Russia investigation to prevent him from putting an end to these “government” gun grabs!!!! These monsters have no shame!!!!!
More than 60 weapons found in home of Kirkersville shooter
http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170517/more-than-60-weapons-found-in-home-of-kirkersville-shooter
5/16/2017
Good Guy With A Gun forced to rot in jail basically for just trying to maintain a little law and order in a place of worship so the other parishioners could learn about Jesus’ message of love and compassion!!!!!!!
Mark T. Storms from our Lansdale NSPA chapter was martyred today in the alt-left’s War On Christianity when a Montgomery County Judge issued an order (get this) rejecting a petition by Patriot Storms to reconsider the 10-to-20 year sentence he received for the shooting death of a fellow parishioner at the Keystone Fellowship Church last year.
See, all this nonsense started last April when Patriot Storms was attending service at the Keystone Fellowship Church to embrace the word of Christ because he is a good Christian. Well, some 27-year-old fellow parishioner committed blasphemy in this sacred place of worship when he allegedly became agitated and verbally disruptive during the service, telling parishioners not to touch him while also making threats and launching in obscenity laced tirades, according to a criminal complaint referenced in reporting by the Bucks County Courier Times. See, we figure he was either an Obama supporter who hated Christians or was a lost soul possessed by Satan (#samedifference)!!!!!!
After ushers escalated the situation by trying to calm him down, a church official told everybody to back off and leave the parishioner alone. This approach appeared to work. However, Patriot Storms, being the good Christian that he is, knew that Satan’s sway is a deceptive enemy that can lull his opponents with masked moments of peace and tranquility so he approached (even though he had no official position in the church) the then passive parishioner in order to STAND HIS GROUND FOR CHRIST!!!!!!!! See, Patriot Storms displayed his gun and told the parishioner he would have to leave the service because of his alleged disruptive behavior. Thank Jesus Patriot Storms was there because some people just don’t know how to conduct themselves in the Lord’s House!!!!
Well, a dispute ensued between the two (did you think Satan would just roll over????), and Patriot Storms had no choice except to shoot the parishioner two times and kill him because, as he tried to explain to the totally rigged jury, he had to defend himself after the parishioner threw a punch at him. This wasn’t time to turn the other cheek!!!
Sure enough, the democrat party mafia that controls the “courts” in Montgomery County saw an opportunity for a two-for-one (take down a Good Guy With A Gun AND a Good Christian at the same time), and they made sure Patriot Storms was convicted of voluntary manslaughter and recklessly endangering others………and Satan smiled!!!!!!
So with the power of Satan running unimpeded in Montgomery County, should we really have been surprised that Patriot Storms’ petition had no chance for success. However, Satan won’t be smiling for long because Donald J. Trump is in the White House, and he’s going to totally blow Satan off the face of the Earth with the exact same secret plan he has to blow ISIS off the face of the Earth!!!!!! Don’t you feel so much safer already by just having a REAL MAN and a REAL CHRISTIAN in the WHITE HOUSE???!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!
Montgomery County judge denies convicted church killer’s request for reduced sentence
5/15/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than what The Eagles and Led Zeppelin did while on tour back in the 70s!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charles John Pikulski from our Williamsburg NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with (get this) reckless handling of a firearm, discharging a firearm in an occupied dwelling, possession of marijuana and possession of cocaine after he allegedly fired a handgun in a hotel room. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting media is distorting the facts of this story so they can pump out fake news to distract attention from the continuous success of President Donald J. Trump because they are still sore about Hillary losing, and they’re pulling out all of their tricks in a pathetic attempt to try to make President Trump look like some sort of an impossibly incompetent, cartoonishly ignorant, spectacularly delusional, criminally inattentive, sinfully lazy, monstrously petty and freakishly thin-skinned baby-man capable of doing unimaginable damage to America!!! Are they lame, or what???!!!???
See, all this nonsense started Saturday night when Patriot Pikulski was allegedly hanging out in a hotel room with a little marijuana, a little cocaine and one great big handgun. So like any regular Good Guy With A Gun, Patriot Pikulski started handling his gun. I can’t tell you how many times in the still hours of the night while I sat alone (totally by choice) in the starlit quiet of my bedroom that I have stroked and caressed my gun so I can totally understand what Patriot Pikulski was doing.
Well, apparently Patriot Pikulski accidentally discharged the gun, and (right on cue) the anti-gun & anti-Patriot “authorities” used this as an excuse to barge into his hotel room so they could arrest him and confiscate his gun. Yeah, they arrested Patriot Pikulski for enjoying some marijuana and cocaine and firing a handgun in a hotel room. So where’s the crime???? If we set the Wayback Machine for 1975, we’ll see that all self respecting rock and roll bands from The Eagles to Led Zeppelin were enjoying drugs and firing handguns in their hotel rooms every damn night!!!! Sure enough, that liberal rag a.k.a. Rolling Stone seemingly publishes in every issue a nostalgia soaked celebration and remembrance of this type of on-the-road mayhem from the stadium rock era while following it with an unhinged anti-gun diatribe by that disturbed Matt Taibbi!!!! #typicalliberalhypocrisy
Let us once and for all put these ridiculous distractions like the Patriot Pikulski rigged case behind us so we can focus all of our attention on all of the winning President Trump has been doing since entering the White House to make America Great Again!!!!!
Drugs found in Williamsburg hotel room after man accidentally fires gun
5/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife just couldn’t follow his rules!!!!!!
Kenneth Eckert from our Buckeye NSPA chapter was arrested for investigation of second-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his wife with a single gunshot to the back of her head. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying alt-left “media” is trying to portray Patriot Eckert as a domineering, cold-blooded killer because they have a sick compulsion to peddle fake news to their gullible audience in order to collect the blood money profits they earn from polluting the national discourse, but thankfully you have real news sources like the National Small Penis Association to report the facts so you can decide the truth!!!!
See, according to court records, the Buckeye “Police” responded to a 911 call to Patriot Eckert’s home after a man vaguely told dispatchers that “an accidental shooing his residence” had occurred, as reported in azcentral.com. So, as you can clearly see, this was some sort of an accidental shooting, but the “authorities” right away treated it like a murder investigation because that would help them push their anti-gun agenda!!!! I mean, should anybody be the least bit surprised that the “authorities” wasted no time confiscating several handguns and other firearms from the home before arresting Patriot Eckert??? (See, it always comes back to gun confiscation!)
Then the “detectives” started snooping around the house like they owned the place and basically went through Patriot Eckert’s wife’s diary (talk about lacking respect for the privacy of the dead) when they came across “numerous handwritten notes and letters from the victim detailing her willingness to follow Kenneth’s rules and apologizing for being insufficient and breaking his rules,” court documents said. Then the “detectives” found one response letter saying she “should not have become” his enemy, according to court records as reported in azcentral.com.
Patriot Eckert would later tell detectives that “he was in the military for many years and that there are certain rules,” court records said, yet somehow the “authorities” felt justified in arresting Patriot Eckert for his wife’s death even though there was no evidence to support this.
Look, I’m no Ellery Queen, but it is obvious from the facts I just presented that the shooting was an accident and had something to do with her inability to follow Patriot Eckert’s rules. For example, I’m guessing that maybe one of the rules he had for her was to never scratch the back of her head with one of his loaded semi-automatic handguns. That sounds like a pretty well reasoned rule to me!!!! So I have a hunch that was one of the rules she didn’t follow, and maybe she accidentally shot herself while scratching her head. However, if the “authorities” had followed that sensible line of thinking, they wouldn’t have been able to arrest a Good Guy With A Gun and confiscate his guns.
Thankfully, we finally have a President in Donald J. Trump who follows the rules so maybe in the future women will follow his example and know how to obey the rules so accidental shootings like the one in this case will never happen again!!!!!
Court records: Buckeye man suspected of killing wife insisted she follow ‘his rules’
5/13/2017
The shameless anti-gun lobby wants to ban guns from psychiatric hospitals in Kansas so it’s time for the National Small Penis Association to mobilize and get to work!!!!!!
We must apologize for the second consecutive abbreviated post, but no sooner had we finished putting out the fire we reported on yesterday than we discovered this latest threat to the 2nd Amendment rights of insecure, small penised, White guys!!! If you can believe it, the shameless and truly despicable anti-gun lobby is up to its old tricks again. They want to (get this) ban Real American Patriots (like you and me) from being able to carry firearms in psychiatric hospitals in Kansas. Just when you might have thought these selfish, soulless monsters could not possibly sink any lower, they go and pull something like this.
See, all this nonsense started when the forces of evil in Kansas sponsored House Bill 2278, which would permanently exempt government-owned hospitals, adult care homes, community mental-health centers, indigent health-care clinics and the University of Kansas Health System from allowing concealed weapons!!!!! See, for the past four years all of these facilities have been exempted from the state law that allows guns to be carried everywhere in the state. However, that exemption thankfully comes to an end July 1, but (right on cue) the powerful anti-gun lobby has rushed in to take away vital gun rights from the 3 million residents of Kansas by pushing through this ill-conceived, hastily cobbled together piece of garbage legislation!! Can you believe the gall???!!!???
Thankfully, there are plenty of NSPA members in the Kansas state house of representatives and state senate who are working closely with our good friends in the NRA to make sure this catastrophically destructive piece of “legislation” never becomes law!!!! We are lending them our support tonight in an all night planning session to put a stake through the vampiric heart of this misbegotten house bill.
This should be a reminder that we can’t leave all of the heavy lifting for making America great again to Donald J. Trump, who (by the way) has already become the most successful president in the history of the United States!!!! No, we must all do our part to fight back against these craven ghouls who would destroy America if left unchallenged!!!!!!
Guns will be allowed at psychiatric hospitals — unless Kansas comes up with millions to stop it
5/12/2017
Well, come to think of it, maybe (under very specific conditions) there are times when a little bit of sensible gun control legislation might not be such a bad thing after all.
Please excuse the abbreviated post today. The executive council of the National Small Penis Association has been in special session all day long for an emergency meeting to address the shocking development reported by NBC News today which reveals the horrific threat that has now been posed to the foundational tenets of American democracy!!!!!! This is indeed the most unsettling period of American history since the War of Northern Aggression!!!!!!
Thankfully, we have a real leader in President Donald J. Trump who can provide the calm, steady hand required to steer our nation through these turbulent waters to safe harbor, and we have an army of Republican politicians who have the courage to stand by President Trump during this Constitutional crisis!!!!!! Hey, when a crisis looms, you can always count on an insecure, small penised, White guy to save the day!!!!!!!!
The Age of Trump Is Producing More Black Gun Owners
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/age-trump-producing-more-black-gun-owners-n758211
5/11/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because some people have absolutely no consideration for their neighbors!!!!!!!
Kenneth Usry from our Marion County NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and firing a weapon in public after he allegedly fired his shotgun in the air in his neighborhood. Sure enough, the “authorities” jumped to the conclusion that Patriot Usry was a danger to the community and arrested him without spending a single moment to discover why he actually fired the gun.
See, as Patriot Usry tried to reasonably explain to the Marion County “Sheriff’s” “deputies”, he fired the shot in the air to quiet his neighbor’s chronically barking dog. Sure enough, one of his scaredy cat neighbors ran into his house to call 911 when he heard the gunshot. Then another Chicken Little neighbor whined that Patriot Usry fires his gun all of the time and that he had to move his grandchildren’s swing set because bullets would fall near the swing set whenever Patriot Usry would fire his gun in the air. Waa waa waa waa waaaaaa!
What burns us up is that this is all Patriot Usry’s neighbor’s fault for leaving his barking dog outside. This neighbor clearly had no consideration for the other people in the neighborhood, but Patriot Usry is the one who got arrested!!!! SAD!!!!! Worse yet, God only knows how many Mexican murderers and rapists, radical Islamic terrorists and paid Black Lives Matter activists committed crimes against the good Christian citizens of Marion County while the Marion County “Sheriff’s” Department wasted everybody’s time persecuting Patriot Usry!!!! Worse yet, President Donald J. Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions can’t put an end to this kind of law enforcement dereliction of duty right now because they are so busy fending off these fake investigations about collusion with the Russian government!!!! How sickening and disgraceful is it that truth is now irrelevant and obsolete???!!!!????? I guess that’s just the natural consequence of Dictator Obama’s presidency. We can only be thankful that we have President Trump in the White House to clean this all up eventually!!!!!!
Man charged in connection to firing gun in neighborhood
http://www.ocala.com/news/20170511/man-charged-in-connection-to-firing-gun-in-neighborhood
5/10/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the fiendish, frivolous, feckless and fickle nature of the feminine heart!!!!!!
Thomas Randall Scroggins Jr. from our Stillwater NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) domestic assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, possession of a firearm after prior felony conviction and domestic assault and battery in the presence of minor children (heaven forbid that children should ever see a real man in action!) after he allegedly headbutted his fiancee, knocked her to the ground and held a gun to her head. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying media is all over this story because they smell the blood of a Good Guy With A Gun in the water!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Scroggins’ fiancee, being the cruel and inconstant woman that she is, broke off their engagement, probably just so she could toy with his emotions and deliver her temptress-like giggle at the sight of his grief and pain. Well, it’s totally understandable why Patriot Scroggins had no choice except to allegedly headbutt her, beat her to the ground and hold a gun to her head!!!!!
I mean, what was he supposed to do??? Would you want to see him fall into the trap of her emotional machinations, accept the fact that she did not want to spend the rest of her life in his company, carry on with his life and find another partner????? That’s a good one! No, he’s a Good Guy With A Gun who didn’t get infected by the male wussification virus spread during the 8 years of the Dictator Obama regime so he took bold action to show that he wasn’t going to allow some fickle woman make him look like a fool!!!!!
Thankfully, we finally have a Real Man back in the White House with Donald J. Trump, and he will be able to instruct a nation of impressionable young men on how to act around women to keep them in line so we will have an army of Real Men like Patriot Scroggins Making American Manhood Great Again!!!!!!!
Affidavit: Man pointed gun, headbutted woman after breakup
5/9/2017
Good Guys With A Gun arrested basically for having the courage to stand up to the scourge of annoying food trucks!!!!!!!
John T. Headman and Jonathan M. Scofield from our Pennsville Township NSPA chapter were arrested recently and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a weapon, possession of a weapon for unlawful purpose, criminal mischief, conspiracy to commit aggravated assault and aggravated assault by pointing a firearm after they allegedly committed a drive by shooting with a high-powered pellet gun on a “Zoagie” food truck and later shot at two pedestrians who were walking in downtown Salem. Sure enough, all of the Salem County “police” agencies put out an all points bulletin to hunt down these two Patriots, as if they were common criminals!!!!
First of all, we don’t see what the big deal is because nobody was killed in these shootings. Hello, have the Salem County “authorities” never heard the phrase ‘no harm, no foul’, for crying out loud??!!!??? Second of all, it’s about time somebody finally stood up to these annoying food trucks that are becoming a nuisance on the streets of every city in America. I mean, do we really need trucks clogging up the streets (thereby getting in the way of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Officers who are in their patrol cars on their way to go arrest some Mexican murderers and rapists or radical Islamic terrorists) in order to sell their all-too-precious Korean fusion barbecue cheeseburgers or foie gras filled jelly donuts????? PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!
America was just fine when hot dog carts were the only source of street food, but the 8-year nightmare of elitist multiculturalism forced down our throats during Dictator Obama’s regime gave us these cloying purveyors of insufferably annoying street foods!!!!! We can only thank God that two Patriots were willing to step forward to put an end to this nonsense. See, Donald J. Trump is already helping America become great again!!!!!!
2 charged with firing on ‘Zoagie’ truck, 2 pedestrians, police say
http://www.nj.com/salem/index.ssf/2017/03/2_charged_with_firing_on_zoagie_truck_2_pedestrian.html
5/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the alt-left’s vicious war to destroy the family unit!!!!!!!
Bobby Gore from our Flagler Beach NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) first-degree murder in the execution-style shooting of his 31-year-old son after a family argument. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” has tried to present Patriot Gore as an unstable tyrant who committed an unthinkable and unforgivable crime against his son because they want to cover up the root cause of the shooting in order to push their anti-gun, anti-family agenda.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Gore went out for a few drinks with his wife and son at the Poor Walt’s bar. When they returned home, a family argument started, and Patriot Gore allegedly shot and killed his son. First of all, we would like to point out that it’s Patriot Gore’s house, and he can shoot his gun if he wants to! Additionally, we would like to point out that the only reason the argument occurred and led to the shooting is that for the past 50 years the hate filled alt-left has been waging its unending war against the family unit. So it was only a matter of time until this venom and vitriol they have used to poison American public discourse would infect a good, Christian family and sway a father to shoot and kill his son. See, the alt-left has been selfishly scheming to undermine and destroy the family unit for decades, and the logical result of this disgusting master plan is a cascade of catastrophic consequences!!!!!
Thankfully, with Donald Trump in the White House, this war on families will finally come to an end, and fathers can get back to shooting and killing the right kind of people, if you know what I mean!!!!!
Man shot to death in Flagler Beach; father arrested on murder charge
5/7/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save his ex-girlfriend from being thrown from a dangerous horse!!!!!!
Matthew T. Harrell from our Piper City NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) aggravated animal cruelty, a Class 4 felony; criminal damage to property, a Class 4 felony; and aggravated assault, a Class A misdemeanor after he allegedly shot his ex-girlfriend’s horse in the face with a .40-caliber handgun. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” is trying to present Patriot Harrell as some sort of pathetic, emotionally unstable sociopath who lacks the slightest traces of grace and empathy in his hideous, malformed soul because they always have to present the proud White guy with a gun as the villain in their fake news narrative in order to distract their gullible, narrow minded, ignorant and bigoted followers from the real threats, such as Mexican murderers and rapists, extremist Muslim terrorists and paid Black Lives Matter activists!!!!!!!!
Now, if you believe the disgusting, lying “media”, you also believe Patriot Harrell confronted his ex-girlfriend while she was riding her horse and initiated an argument. Then you believe Patriot Harrell brandished his gun at her and threatened to shoot her before abruptly turning the gun on the horse and shooting it in the snout. Sure enough, the gun-hating, Patriot-hating thugs from the Ford County “Sheriff’s” Department rushed to the scene so they could confiscate Patriot Harrell’s gun and haul him off to the County Jail as if he were some sort of a common criminal!!!!!
Well, here’s what we figure actually happened. We think Patriot Harrell watched that insightful “Curse of Superman” documentary on the E! Network about all of the bad things that have happened to actors who have played Superman. Well, we figure when Patriot Harrell saw the segment about Christopher Reeve, he began to worry about the well-being of his ex-girlfriend because she is an avid horse rider, and he didn’t want to see her thrown from her horse and become paralyzed.
We figure Patriot Harrell tracked her down and pleaded with her to get off the horse before she became an invalid. Well, we figure she probably started yelling at him with some sort of nonsense about her being an independent woman who would never be bossed around and told what to do by a man, completely missing the point that Patriot Harrell was only trying to save her. Then again, are you actually surprised a woman would act in a short-sighted, self-defeating manner simply out of spite and misdirected willfulness????!!!!!????
So, then we figure, Patriot Harrell probably noticed his ex-girlfriend’s hysterical tirade was getting her horse so upset that it was about to rear up and send her flying from the saddle. Well, we figure Patriot Harrell knew he had to take immediate action to prevent her from being thrown from the horse and breaking her neck so we figure he had no choice except to shoot the horse to end the threat!!!!!
So, even though the horse survived and Patriot Harrell’s ex-girlfriend didn’t break her neck, Patriot Harrell is now facing jail time for his selfless act. Isn’t it horrifying that after the first 100 days of President Trump’s incredibly successful Presidency that the stench and rot of Dictator Obama’s 8-year illegal occupancy of the White House still hovers above America like a miasma that allows this type of sinful injustice to still occur???!!!??? SAD!!!!!!
Livingston County man allegedly threatened ex, then shot her horse
5/6/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for teaching his young sons the importance of not hurting other people with guns!!!!!!! (And we thought the liberal “authorities” who control the rigged system abhor gun violence!!!!! Yeah, right!!!!!!!)
James Pelletier from our Hollis NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) endangering the welfare of a child and domestic violence reckless conduct with a dangerous weapon (is that a wordy charge or what!) after some busybody, tattletale, government “school” employee (i.e. tax payer parasite) at Hollis Elementary School called the State “Police”and the State Department of “Health and Human Services” to report that Patriot Pelletier’s sons, ages 9 and 11, had been shot, one on the upper thigh and the other on the forearm.
Sure enough, this brought out the nanny state tendencies of the state “authorities”, who wasted no time in hauling Patriot Pelletier into an interrogation room because, truth be told, they hate the family unit, and they will do anything they can to break up good, Christian families because the destruction of the family unit makes the children become dependent on the government, which then turns them into loyal voters for the democrat party!!!!!!
Well, Patriot Pelletier allegedly told the “authorities” he had shot his sons with their own BB guns because they had failed to do their chores. Furthermore, he reasonably explained that he had not shot his sons out of anger. Instead, he said he shot them as a rite of passage to make sure they know what it feels like to get shot so they won’t shoot other people. (Ward Cleaver only wishes he could have thought of a lesson like this to teach to his sons!)
Well, you would have thought the alt-left, anti-gun crowd would have applauded this fatherly gesture, but once again they revealed they don’t care about the facts and are only driven by ideology when they savaged Patriot Pelletier for being a responsible father and ordered his arrest. You can just picture these ghouls celebrating with a beer bash and taking selfies with each other for this selfish, disgustingly callous stunt!!!! SAD!!!!
Thankfully, with Donald Trump as President, all of these government regulations (like child welfare laws, as if the federal government knows better than parents about how to raise children!!!!!) that are crippling and destroying the family unit will finally be taken off the books so parents can get back to the business of parenting their children without government interference!!!!
Sons say he shot them with BBs for not doing chores. He says it’s a ‘rite of passage’
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article149078719.html
5/4/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep his ex-wife safe from her boyfriend!!!!!!
Eric Thomas from our Broken Arrow NSPA chapter was arrested this morning and charged with (get this) shooting with intent to kill and pointing a deadly weapon with intent after he allegedly kidnapped his ex-wife and shot her new boyfriend. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” tried to make Patriot Thomas sound like some sort of emotionally immature baby-man who vents his rage and disappointment over his personal failings and inadequacies by hiding behind a gun because that’s exactly the type of fake news they peddle as click bait to prop up their failing business model!!!!!
See, we heard from the other members of our Broken Arrow NSPA chapter that Patriot Thomas had actually been trying to keep his ex-wife safe from her new boyfriend. See, if you believe the “authorities”, you believe Patriot Thomas kidnapped his ex-wife early this morning and drove her to her boyfriend’s home so she would be forced to watch as he shot him.
What actually happened, we figure, is that Patriot Thomas was worried about her safety since she no longer had him around to protect her after their divorce so he went to her place to do a welfare check to make sure she was okay. Then we figure he probably sensed this new boyfriend was trouble (his name hasn’t been released so we don’t know if he is a Mexican or a Muslim or a Black Lives Matter activist, you know, basically a dangerous troublemaker). So then we figure Patriot Thomas drove his ex-wife to her new boyfriend’s home to warn him he better never do anything to harm her. So then we figure the new boyfriend probably threatened Patriot Thomas (after all, we are still waiting to find out if he is a Mexican or a Muslim or a Black Lives Matter activist) so Patriot Thomas must have had no choice except to stand his ground and shoot the boyfriend multiple times!
Sure enough, the Patriot-hating members of the Tulsa “Police” Department rushed to the scene to arrest Patriot Thomas and confiscate the multiple firearms he had in his vehicle. Sadly, Patriot Thomas is now confined in the county jail as if he were some sort of common criminal and is waiting to be thrown into the gaping maw of a crooked, rigged “judicial” system that has a shameful legacy of treating insecure, small penised, White guys like second-class citizens who serve little purpose other than to provide a source of revenue for the prison-industrial complex!!!!
The double tragedy with Patriot Thomas’ incarceration is that nobody will now be available to keep his ex-wife safe once her boyfriend is released from the hospital!!!! At least with Donald Trump and Jeff Sessions now in charge, America will finally get sensible judicial reform to end once and for all this disparity of treatment that has plagued our judicial system since the birth of this nation!!!!!!!!
Man Kidnaps Ex-Wife, Shoots Her Boyfriend, Tulsa Police Say
http://www.newson6.com/story/35339713/man-taken-into-custody-outside-tulsa-business
5/3/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his wife from hurting herself with his gun!!!!!!!
Karl Lepak from our Sun City NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) three counts of aggravated assault after he allegedly beat and shot his wife in their home. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” is presenting fake news on this case to make Patriot Lepak look like the bad guy when, truth be told, he was actually trying to protect his wife from injuring herself with a gun. See, these “reporters” at their failing newspapers are the worst human beings you will ever come across, just the worst you’ve ever seen!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Lepak’s wife must have really been acting like a typical passive aggressive woman who nags and nags and nags and nags and nags and nags and nags the man of the house. According to the court documents, the two of them got into a verbal confrontation (and there’s no question in our minds that she was the one who instigated it with petty comments calculated to get under his skin because there’s nothing the typical histrionic woman enjoys more than aggravating a man), and Patriot Lepak said he “snapped” because he was tired of her cussing at him. So it is perfectly understandable that Patriot Lepak allegedly grabbed a metal water bottle and hit her in the back of the head with it because there’s only so much a man can be expected to take. Then to de-escalate the situation Patriot Lepak allegedly put his arm around her neck to choke her until she passed out because she would not stop yelling at him. I mean, what was he supposed to do….just sit there and take it?????
Well, Patriot Lepak’s intervention appeared to be successful because the two of them went to bed that evening. Well, lo and behold, Patriot Lepak just happened to find a loaded 9 mm handgun under one of the pillows on the bed. As Patriot Lepak tried to explain to the police, his wife became agitated when she saw the gun and tried to take it. Well, everybody knows there’s nothing more dangerous than a gun in the hands of a woman who can’t control her emotions so Patriot Lepak tried to pull the gun away from her before she hurt herself. Then, by pure accident, Patriot Lepak inadvertently pulled the trigger and allegedly shot her.
Right on cue, the crooked “authorities” conspired with the disgusting “media”, and the Maricopa County “deputies” arrested Patriot Lepak and confiscated his gun. Now he sits in the Maricopa County Jail to wait to face a rigged trial!! Isn’t it oh so convenient that the new Maricopa County Sheriff is from the democrat party???!!!! See, he won the totally rigged election in November against NSPA Charter Member Sheriff Joe Arpaio after the lying, disgusting “media” railroaded him for trying to keep the good people of the county safe from the dangerous elements of society, if you know what I mean!! Isn’t it sad what kind of horrific, long term, systemic consequences occur when the wrong candidate wins an election???? SAD!!!!!!!
Authorities identify man who shot his wife Sunday
http://www.azfamily.com/story/35288655/man-arrested-after-shooting-wife-mcso-says
5/1/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect America from the Australian Prime Minister’s plot to get back at President Trump and destroy America!!!!
Preston Conger from our Rural Shade NSPA chapter was arrested today and charged with (get this) animal cruelty and felon in possession of a firearm after he allegedly shot two dogs (killing one of them) for (according to the disgusting, lying media) no apparent reason. No apparent reason…….yeah, RIGHT!!!! SAD!!!!
See, it turns out, we heard, Patriot Conger had plenty of reason to shoot the dogs. See, all this nonsense started earlier this morning when one of Patriot Conger’s neighbors was engaged in the seemingly harmless activity of repairing a fence on his own property while his two dogs, both blue heelers, were on the property minding their own business when Patriot Conger and an unidentified accomplice allegedly drove onto the property and shot the two dogs, killing one of them.
Sure enough, some busybody tattle tale called the “sheriff’s” office immediately to provide Patriot Conger’s license plate number. Sure enough, an army of gun hating “deputies” were dispatched to arrest Patriot Conger and confiscate his gun. Then, right on cue, they started leaking to the “media” the nonsense that Patriot Conger committed the shootings for no apparent reason.
Well, a little good old fashioned online detective work revealed Patriot Conger had a perfectly good reason for shooting the dogs. See, the blue heeler breed is more commonly known as the Australian Cattle Dog. Well, how clearly do we have to spell it out for you???? See, back in January President Donald J. Trump (a charter NSPA member) famously hung up on Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, who kept trying to shove 1,250 refugees, who were obviously members of multiple sleeper cells of radical Islamic terrorists, on America. See, we know they were dangerous because Dictator Obama had negotiated the resettlement deal (the worst deal ever negotiated in the history of the world) with Australia while he still illegally occupied the White House!!!!
Well, President Trump wasn’t going to help destroy America by accepting these murderers so he hung up on the Prime Minister. So the Prime Minister obviously decided to change plans and sent over sleeper cells of Australian Cattle Dogs who were obviously waiting for the command to start killing Americans!!!! So Patriot Conger obviously uncovered the plot and shot the dogs in a valiant attempt to keep America safe. So the “authorities” and the disgusting, lying media obviously had to suppress the truth behind this story because, heaven forbid, it would be unacceptable to them to report on the stunning incompetence and malfeasance of ex-Dictator Obama!!!!
Thankfully, we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to clean up the horrible mess ex-Dictator Obama left behind!!!!! Can you imagine what a nightmare it would have been if Crooked Hillary had won and perpetuated ex-Dictator Obama’s legacy???!!!???? FRIGHTENING!!!!
Convicted felon arrested after dogs shot in Rural Shade
http://www.corsicanadailysun.com/news/convicted-felon-arrested-after-dogs-shot-in-rural-shade/article_2133ffd6-2e86-11e7-a119-33bf21dbc778.html
4/30/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because kids these days carry themselves with a sense of entitlement and don’t respect the judgment and authority of adults!!!!!!
David Schultz from our New Lisbon NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) one count of child abuse (that’s the alt-left’s definition of responsible parenting), intentionally causing bodily harm and disorderly conduct after he allegedly slapped and punched a 14-year-old boy who tried to stop him from shooting the family cat which had defecated on some clothing in the house. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” has hijacked the narrative of this story in an effort to spread their anti-family, anti-gun agenda!!!!
See, all this nonsense started earlier this month when Patriot Schultz had been drinking heavily all day, probably because he was so frustrated with how all the members of the democrat party have been acting as obstructionists to prevent President Trump from making America Great Again, and became angry when he discovered the cat had taken a bowel movement all over some clothing, according to the criminal complaint.
Well, since there is nothing more frustrating than being forced to share a house with a cat who thinks it owns the place, it is totally understandable why Patriot Schultz responded by allegedly grabbing his gun and going to the garage to get ammunition so he could teach the cat who was in charge around the house. Well, before the cat could learn from this teachable moment, a 14-year-old boy had the temerity to wrestle the gun away from Patriot Schultz!!!!!
Well, I guess there is something more frustrating than being forced to share a house with a cat who thinks it owns the place, and that’s being forced to share a house with some punk kid who thinks he owns the place!!!!! So Patriot Schultz acted like a responsible adult and decided to teach the boy to show respect and deference to his elders.
However, right on cue, the nanny-state “authorities” arrested Patriot Schultz because they will do anything they can to destroy the family unit and undermine the authority of the father figure. See, once you destroy the family unit and emasculate the father figure, the government can swoop in as the “savior” and develop a sense of dependency and entitlement among the children who can then be groomed to be loyal voters for the democrat party!!!!!
Thankfully, with Donald J. Trump as President, this government sanctioned brainwashing will come to an end, and children will learn by his example to respect others and take responsibility for their actions!!!!!!
New Lisbon man allegedly hit child who stopped him from shooting cat
4/29/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the rigged courts always side with the woman in custody cases!!!!!!
Zacheriah Scott Pederson from our Missoula NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, aggravated burglary, tampering with a communication device and partner assault after he allegedly forced his way into his ex-girlfriend’s apartment and beat her so badly that she needed to be sent to the hospital. Well, sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” is using the magician’s art of misdirection to cloak the real story here from your view.
See, Patriot Pederson, according to the prosecutor’s report, beat his girlfriend during a struggle over a handgun. Obviously, Patriot Pederson knew he had to take immediate, decisive action to gain custody of the handgun he had once shared with his ex-girlfriend because, as those of those of us in the men’s rights movement know all too well, the corrupt, man-hating, rigged courts always side with the woman in custody cases. If Patriot Pederson hadn’t secured custody of the gun before he left his ex-girlfriend’s apartment that night, he certainly never would have seen it again. So can you blame him for what he did?????
Sure enough, the “authorities” followed their prime directive (arrest and destroy all insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through possession of firearms) and hauled Patriot Pederson off to jail. Right on cue, they then confiscated his gun. Worse yet, the rigged court system will get to sink their blood soaked claws into his flesh after all when he is forced to face the totally bogus charges. They took his gun away, now they’ll get to take away his freedom!!!!!
At least now that Donald J. Trump has succeeded in getting the wall built along the border at Mexico’s expense, renegotiating NAFTA, labeling China as a currency manipulator, repealing and replacing Obamacare, locking up Crooked Hillary, instituting his travel and immigration bans and severing ties with all of his business interests in his first 100 days, he will finally have enough time to end this shameful, unjust persecution of insecure, small penised, White guys in our nation’s rigged and corrupt judicial system!!!!!!!!
Missoula man charged with fighting ex over gun
4/27/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the insidious influence of rap music!!!!!!
Tyrell Dayne Belgarde from our Missoula NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday and charged with (get this) felony assault, unlawful restraint, partner assault and violating a no contact order after he allegedly grabbed his girlfriend by the throat, threw her onto their bed and pointed a loaded gun at her head as he allegedly said, “I could just shoot you right now. I could kill you.” Well, sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” is hijacking the narrative of what actually happened to push their liberal, anti-gun agenda and to cover up the real cause of this interaction between Patriot Belgarde and his girlfriend.
See, prior to the interaction between Patriot Belgarde and his girlfriend, Patriot Belgarde had attended a Lil Wayne concert at the Adams Center and had allegedly been drinking throughout the show. It’s obvious to us that Patriot Belgarde fell under the narcotic-like haze of the morality corrupting influence of rap music with all of its lyrics about white devils and roughing up your woman and wearing your baggy pants below your rear end. We also figure there were probably some paid Black Lives Matter activists outside the arena bombarding the concert goers with subliminal messages about being at war with white people. See, their message is so effectively deceptive that they are able to influence not just black people but also White people, like Patriot Belgarde, into attacking White people.
So the trap was set for Patriot Belgarde!! After he had the interaction with his girlfriend, which was obviously Lil Wayne’s and the paid Black Lives Matter activists’ fault, the Missoula County “Sheriff’s” Department “deputies” were sent to his house so they collect the helpless prey caught in their trap. When they arrived, they found Patriot Belgarde with a holstered handgun and an open bottle of vodka. So they used this as an excuse to arrest him and confiscate his gun, and they did absolutely nothing to hold Lil Wayne and the paid Black Lives Matter activists accountable for what happened because the alt-left’s holy gospel of political correctness would never ever ever allow a black guy to be held accountable for the trauma he forced upon an insecure, small penised, White guy who affirms his sense of masculinity through possession of a firearm!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Thankfully, with Donald J. Trump in the White House we can finally put the corrosive and cancerous spread of political correctness to an end before it destroys America!!!!!
East Missoula man accused of pointing loaded gun at partner’s head
4/26/2017
Good Guy With A Gun hunted by the Cheatham County “Sheriff’s” Department basically for declaring his endless love for his girlfriend!!!!!
Steven Howell from our Cheatham County NSPA chapter is being hunted like a common criminal at this very moment by the “authorities” in Tennessee after he allegedly beat and strangled his girlfriend and then held a gun to her head. Sure enough, though, a simple review of the alternative facts clearly reveals this is nothing more than another case of the lying, disgusting, failing lamestream “media” trying to make a Good Guy With A Gun look like an emotionally unhinged sociopath who shouldn’t even be allowed access to a squirt gun!!!!!
See, if you believe the disgusting, lying “media” and the Cheatham County “Sheriff’s” Department, you believe Patriot Howell viciously beat his girlfriend, strangled her and then pointed a .22 caliber gun to her head and pulled the trigger as he told her no other man could have her if he couldn’t have her. If this really happened, why didn’t she end up with a bullet in her head? Sure enough, the “Sheriff’s” Department report claimed the gun misfired. Well, isn’t that an oh-so-convenient explanation!!! See, they obviously had to peddle this fiction so they could confiscate his gun!!! SAD!!!! Then they had the gall to claim Patriot Howell subjected his girlfriend to another round of horrific beatings and held her captive in his home for hours until she was able to escape and call 911, which truth-be-told should really be called the manipulative, bearer of false witness hotline!!!!
Sure enough, the “authorities” bought her account of the events hook, line and sinker and reactively issued an all points bulletin for Patriot Howell’s arrest for (get this) attempted murder!!!! Can you believe how easily some dupes will blindly accept what every other human being immediately recognizes as obvious lies because it feeds into their insecurities, prejudices, sense of grievance and disappointments with how their lives have turned out??!!!???
Then to really pile it on, the “authorities” have made much of the fact that Patriot Howell has an 18 page record with the Tennessee Bureau of Investigations. Well, the “authorities” have shown their true colors by sinking to this level. They obviously aren’t Christians because they certainly don’t believe in giving people second chances. (What darkness they must have in their craven, calcified hearts!!!!)
See, we figure Patriot Howell is probably a selfless and emotionally vulnerable partner who declared his endless love to his girlfriend and told her how much it would pierce his heart with woe and despondency to think of her ensconced in the arms of another man. Well, we figure his girlfriend must be one of the those wicked Delilah types who delights in his torment so she must have said something to provoke him to push her so she could make up this preposterous story of abuse and gun play so she could destroy his life with an attempted murder charge!!!!
What burns us up the most about this story, though, is the fact that all of these law enforcement resources are now being wasted on this senseless hunting of a Good Guy With A Gun while there are surely countless Mexican murderers and rapists, radical Islamic terrorists and members of the New Black Panthers roaming the streets of Tennessee to brutalize the state’s Christian citizens!!!!! It sounds like it’s about time for Donald J. Trump to lob a few cruise missiles on these troublemakers before they hurt anybody!!!!!
Cheatham Co. man wanted for attempted murder after gun put to girlfriend’s head
4/23/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to the bullies who were teasing him mercilessly!!!!! After all, we are the last minority group people can make fun of without getting in trouble!!!!!!
Michael McVeigh from our Warwick NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) two counts of domestic assault with a deadly weapon, two counts of simple assault, domestic disorderly conduct, refusal to relinquish a telephone (my ex-wife could have been charged with this offense every day of our marriage with the way she would gab and gab and gab and gab and gab and gab away without end with her friends on the phone even after I would tell her to get off the goddamn phone already!) and firing in a compact area after he allegedly fired several shots at people fleeing from his home and then barricaded himself in the house and engaged the Warwick “Police” in a three-hour standoff.
Sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” members are trying to make Patriot McVeigh look like some sort of unstable threat to public safety who should have no access to guns because they don’t want the public to know who really caused this incident to occur because they need to distort every story to fit their anti-gun narrative.
See, we heard from other members of the Warwick NSPA chapter that the people Patriot McVeigh fired upon had been taunting and tormenting him for years with relentless bullying and teasing that he looks like Wooly Willy.
So, understandably, Patriot McVeigh had every reason to stand his ground for his dignity because he knew nobody else would come to his defense. Sadly, we reported on a similar incident two years ago with another NSPA member who faced the exact same taunting for looking like Wooly Willy, and here we are, two years later, still facing this vicious harassment!!!! See, after 8 years of Dictator Obama, political correctness became the law of the land to create safe spaces for every single minority group except for insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their masculinity through the possession of firearms. Sure enough, we are fair game for all of the racist bullies out there because they know they can demean and denigrate us with impunity!!!!!
At least with Donald J. Trump in the White House, we finally have a leader who will put an end to all of this horrible, immature and undignified name calling and bullying behavior!!!!
Warwick man shoots at fleeing victims; holds police at bay
4/22/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically in order to turn Kiowa, Colorado into a sanctuary city!!!!!!
Lawrence Arthur Perreault from our Kiowa NSPA chapter (and the mayor of Kiowa, CO) was arrested the other night and charged with (get this) menacing, harassment, reckless endangerment, prohibited use of a weapon by an intoxicated person and unlawful carrying of a concealed weapon after he allegedly drunkenly pointed a handgun at his 18-year-old son after a family trip to see a movie. Truth be told, this was simply a well coordinated take down of a pro-gun politician, which we are sure was funded by George Soros!!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Perreault, being the good father he obviously is, took his 18-year-old son and 11-year-old daughter to the movies. According to Patriot Perreault’s tattletale son, Patriot Perreault had as many as seven drinks during the course of the movie. Well, considering the mind rotting, politically correct propaganda produced by the liberal, international financiers (if you know what I mean) who control Hollywood, can you blame Patriot Perreault for consuming so much alcohol???!!!!???
So when it was time to go home, Patriot Perreault’s worry-wart, fussbudget son started whining to his father about all of the alcohol he had consumed and asked to drive the car home in an obvious attempt to undermine his father’s authority. See, once again, we have an example of the natural and destructive consequences of the alt-left’s never ending war on the sanctity of the family unit.
Patriot Perreault understandably wasn’t about to tolerate this insubordination so he began to argue with his son to assert his authority as the responsible adult. However, to complicate Patriot Perreault’s efforts to calm this situation down, his wife showed up to meet them. Now, if you ever want to escalate a potentially volatile situation, all you have to do is introduce a hysterical, overly emotional woman to the mix. So you know where this was headed!!!!
Well, they all got in the car commandeered by his subversive son, surely with the assistance of his meddlesome mother, and headed home. However, Patriot Perreault was sober enough to see that he was being treated like some sort of an irresponsible teenager so he understandably became “extremely upset”, according to the incident report, and allegedly threatened his son with physical violence and said, “that they should just kill each other.” Look, my father said that to me all the time when I was young, and I wouldn’t be half the man I am today otherwise!!!!
Furthermore, Patriot Perreault must have realized how much danger his family was in with an 18-year-old behind the wheel so he took decisive action to protect his family’s safety by allegedly pointing his Sig Sauer P238 handgun at his son and reaching over to turn off the vehicle while the car was in the middle of the road. That prompted his wife, who obviously must always side with the children out of a desperate, pathetic need to have the children like her more than their dad, got out of the stopped car and began arguing with Patriot Perreault right there in the middle of the road.
Then, right on cue, an Elbert County sheriff’s “deputy” happened to oh-so-conveniently drive upon the scene. Sure enough, he forced Patriot Perreault to submit to an obviously rigged breath test which rated his blood alcohol level at .186, which oh-so-conveniently allowed him to confiscate Patriot Perreault’s Sig Sauer P238. Then the heavy hand of government regulation came down because his concealed weapons permit had expired on June 9, 2013.
The most chilling aspect of this case is that the liberal “authorities” were able to turn Patriot Perreault’s family against him and get them to collude in this premeditated takedown of a Good Guy With A Gun. See, since the Kiowa city charter doesn’t allow anybody convicted of a felony to serve as mayor, it is obvious to us the “authorities” planned all of this to run Patriot Perreault out of office so they can put one of their own in the mayor’s office and turn Kiowa into a sanctuary city for dangerous Mexicans and Muslims!!!!!! Thankfully, President Donald J. Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions will put an end to these sanctuary cities once and for all and allow insecure, small penised, White guys to walk their city streets in safety!!!!!!
Mayor of Colorado town arrested after pointing handgun at his teenage son while drunk, authorities say
http://www.denverpost.com/2017/04/21/kiowa-colorado-mayor-arrested/
4/20/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for wanting to stand up to politicians and rapists!!!!!
Steven Boehle from our Austin NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with making a false statement in connection with the attempted acquisition of a firearm and unlawful possession of a firearm by a prohibited person and is (get this) facing a possible charge in connection to the accusation that he had planned on committing a mass shooting on his 50th birthday on April 13.
See, all this nonsense started when some snitch (Austin is ground zero for the democrat party in Texas, after all) went running like a Nervous Nellie to the “authorities” to report Patriot Boehle was allegedly saying he wanted to celebrate his 50th birthday with a mass shooting and obtained 13 firearms and more than 1,100 rounds of ammunition to carry out the plan.
Right on cue, the “authorities” strong armed some weak-willed judge (probably the same judge who gave Dictator Obama the warrant to wire tap Donald J. Trump) to give them a warrant so they could ransack Patriot Boehle’s apartment and storage unit, which allowed them to confiscate all of his guns and ammo!!!!! Then they grilled Patriot Boehle’s girlfriend because they knew how easy it is to manipulate women if you just pay them a little attention and play to their innate vanity. Sure enough, the old motor mouth started claiming Patriot Boehle had become “increasingly involved in violent fantasy.” At least she was able to recover and put Patriot Boehle’s planned actions in an understandable context. See, she explained Patriot Boehle wanted to commit the shootings because he was becoming fed up with politicians and rapists (Austin is only a few hours away from the Mexican border, after all).
Well, sure enough, after the rigged arrest, the FBI started leaking claims that Patriot Boehle was someone who “exhibits sovereign citizen extremism ideology.” Well, I guess that’s how the alt-left defines REAL Americans now. The real crime here is that Patriot Boehle now sits in the Burnet County Jail and cannot stand up for the good people of Austin to protect them from all of the unstable, dangerous Mexican rapists and killers rushing across the border to harm Americans!!!!! We can only thank Jesus for making sure Donald J. Trump won the election so he can put up that big, beautiful wall (the most beautiful wall you’ve ever seen) along the Mexican border to keep Americans safe, once and for all!!!!!!!
FBI: Austin man with 13 guns plotted mass shooting for 50th birthday
4/19/2017
EMERGENCY!!! EMERGENCY!!!!! CODE 10-00!!!!!! CODE 10-00!!!!! INSECURE, SMALL PENISED, WHITE GUY DOWN!!!!!!!!
Please excuse the interruption to our regularly scheduled post tonight. The National Small Penis Association Executive Council has convened an emergency meeting tonight to formulate a response to the unjustified and unceremonious firing of NSPA Charter Member Bill O’Reilly from Fox News. SAD!!!!!
Though we are horrified by this violent attack on Patriot O’Reilly’s character and reputation, we believe the general public will now finally recognize the plight we face every day in America as second-class citizens, and this will be the catalyst for the Insecure, Small Penised, White Guy civil rights movement!!!! Get ready to be a witness to history!!!!!!!!
Donald Trump’s Rise Laid The Groundwork For Bill O’Reilly’s Fall
4/17/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically because the golf club manufacturing lobby gets away with murder day after day!!!!!
David Michael Easter (you know he was doomed as soon as the Christianity-hating liberals who control the rigged “judicial” system saw his name on the docket) from our Brownsdale NSPA chapter was convicted Thursday (three days before Easter, mind you) of second-degree murder in the shooting death of a rural Freeborn County man last summer at the Myre-Big Island State Park, as reported in the Austin Daily Herald.
See, this case reeks with all that is wrong with our country’s “judicial” system, which operates on two tiers, one of which seems to be designed specifically to feed an unending supply of insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through the possession and use of firearms into the gaping maw and insatiable belly of the prison-industrial complex!!!!!
See, the jury only deliberated for 8 hours and completely ignored Patriot Easter’s totally obvious explanation of self defense in the shooting death. I mean, Patriot Easter explained he thought the “victim”, who was sitting in a locked 2001 Audi station wagon, was reaching for a gun so he had to shoot in self defense. Well, the “authorities” never found a gun anywhere near the “victim”, but they found a golf club in the vicinity of his corpse.
Hell, can you imagine the damage a drunk John Daly or a coked-up Dustin Johnson could do with a golf club in their hands? You would be as good as dead!!!!! However, the golf club manufacturing lobby has bought so many craven politicians that they will never face any liability in cases like this!!! SAD!!!!!
Thankfully, with Donald J. Trump as President, Jeff Sessions as Attorney General, Mitch McConnell as the Senate Majority Leader and Paul Ryan as the Speaker of the House, the golf club manufacturing lobby’s days of calling the shots will finally end, and we will get real justice and accountability in our court systems once again!!!!!!
Jury finds Easter guilty of 2nd-degree murder, gun violation
4/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested after obviously being framed by Norwegian hackers working in tandem with Crooked Hillary and ex-Dictator Obama to destroy his life so the “authorities” can confiscate his guns!!!!!
Donald Jule West from our Redland NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday by the Fontana “Police” Department and charged with (get this) possession and distribution of child pornography and possession of an illegally modified assault weapon after they raided his home and seized electronic storage devices containing more than 10,000 files of child pornography, assault rifles (some were illegally modified), handguns and thousands of rounds of ammunition.
It is obvious to us here at the NSPA that this case is yet another example of the shocking and democracy destroying alliance (which we have been reporting on for months) that exists between the Norwegian hackers and ex-Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary as they collaborate to discredit and destroy the lives of REAL Americans as a way of getting payback for Hillary losing the election (BOO HOO HOO!) and so they can confiscate their guns.
See, ex-Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary are obviously plotting with the deep state to overthrow President Donald J. Trump. To make this plan work they need to disarm as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible to make sure no Patriot resistance movement can stand up to their evil plan. So they obviously had the Norwegian hackers, who gladly do their bidding to help destabilize America, plant all of the child pornography images on Patriot West’s computer to give the “authorities” an excuse to barge into his house and confiscate his guns.
Can you believe how easy it is for the foundations of American law and liberty to be obliterated by a small cadre of sociopaths who have access to power???? SAD!!!!! Thankfully, Donald J. Trump is now in the White House, and he and his team will end this existential threat to American democracy posed by ex-Dictator Obama, Crooked Hillary and the deep state!!!!!!!! #justintime
Fontana officers arrest man on child pornography and weapons charges
4/13/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the rigged “court” systems will accept the flimsiest circumstantial evidence just to take down a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!!
Timothy Robert Gallion from our Barnardsville NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) first degree murder, communicating threats, illegal possession of a firearm by a felon, driving while impaired, driving without registration, driving with no inspection completed, concealing a gun after or while consuming alcohol (when the Hell did that become a thing!?!), driving left of center and resisting public officers after he allegedly shot and killed another man.
What burns us up is that the “authorities” couldn’t find a single witness who saw Patriot Gallion actually shoot the murder victim, but they fell all over themselves to compile the most inconclusive, random and ambiguous collection of circumstantial evidence imaginable to railroad him into the county jail to face an unending list of fake charges.
Get a load of what the “authorities” consider to be evidence against Patriot Gallion (we swear we are not making this up)!!!!! They stopped Patriot Gallion in a car close to the home of the murder victim, and he was intoxicated with blood smeared on his hands and three guns and boxes of ammunition in his car. The GPS monitoring device he was forced to wear as part of his parole for discharging a firearm into an occupied property placed him at the home of the shooting victim at the time “investigators” later determined the murder occurred. At the site of the murder, they found silver spent 9 mm shell casings near the victim’s body with a specific branding similar to the ammunition found in Patriot Gallion’s car. Then they oh-so-very-conveniently happened to find witnesses who claimed Patriot Gallion was angry at the victim for not paying him for work he did on his home. Then just by sheer coincidence they found a witness who claimed he saw Patriot Gallion driving toward the victim’s home just before the time of the murder.
So once again you see the way the “judicial” deck is always stacked against insecure, small penised, White guys in America. Worse yet, with Patriot Gallion locked up in jail on these ridiculous rigged charges, who is going to keep the good citizens of Barnardsville safe from all of the Mexican rapists and murderers, radical Islamic terrorists and paid Black Lives Matter activists who could be walking their streets and plotting murderous mayhem at this very moment?????!!!!!!!????
At least with Donald J. Trump in the White House, we know this insane lack of regard for truth, justice and human decency will finally come to an end in America after the 8 nightmare years of Dictator Obama’s regime!!!!!!!!
Warrants: Murder suspect had guns in car and blood on his hands
4/12/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the “authorities” have an irrational hatred of a Good Guy With A Gun who enjoys selflessly doing a little bit of a neighborhood watch!!!!!!
Mario Williams from our Shelton NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday by the Shelton “Police” and charged with (get this) reckless endangerment 1st degree, threatening 2nd degree, breach of peace and carrying a firearm under the influence of alcohol or drugs after he allegedly pulled a gun on another man in a grocery store. Sure enough, the lying, disgusting “media” tried to make Patriot Williams look like an emotionally brittle and catastrophically impulsive baby-man who jeopardizes the safety of everybody around him due to his raging immaturity, irresponsibility and insecurity that can only find release when he brandishes a handgun at the slightest aggravation!!!! You almost wonder what it would take for their gullible fake-news consumers to reject them as a source of information!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Williams was simply minding his own business while shopping at a grocery store after having a drink or two or three or four or five or six or seven or eight or nine or ten when he ran into an ex-neighbor. Well, it turned out Patriot Williams apparently had some unfinished business with this ex-neighbor over some neighborhood issue so, being the REAL MAN that he is, he confronted his ex-neighbor on the spot. So one thing led to another and Patriot Williams was forced to allegedly brandish a gun at him. I mean, what’s the point of having concealed carry laws if the “authorities” are going to arrest you every time you take it out???
Sure enough, the “police” showed up right away to arrest Patriot Williams and confiscate his gun because they want to keep their monopoly on the neighborhood protection racket they have. See, they are terrified the public will discover a Good Guy With A Gun is more effective than they are at keeping our neighborhoods safe so they are determined to destroy the lives of any Good Guys With A Gun they encounter . See, they would lose their cushy, pampered lifestyles and their tax payer funded pensions if the public realized they could turn over all policing duties to Good Guys With A Gun who don’t charge anything!!!! Isn’t it sad how so many of the avaricious monsters in the democrat party act simply to satisfy their own financial interests rather than considering the greater public good???!!!???? SAD!!!!
At least with Donald J. Trump in the White House we know this selfish nonsense will come to an end and America will become great again!!!!!
Shelton police arrest man accused of pulling a gun on his neighbor while drunk
4/10/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted of raping two young girls basically because there’s nothing the lying, disgusting, liberal, alt-left hates more than a conservative reality tv star!!!!!!!!!
Will Hayden from our Baton Rouge NSPA chapter and the former star of our all time favorite reality tv show, ‘Sons of Guns’ , (yes, we liked it even more than ‘Duck Dynasty’) was railroaded in a Baton Rouge courtroom Friday when a jury delivered unanimous verdicts to find him guilty of (get this) two counts of aggravated rape and one count of forcible rape after he allegedly repeatedly raped an 11-year-old girl over the course of a year-and-a-half starting in 2013 and repeatedly raped a 12-year-old girl over a two-year period in the early 90s.
Look, Patriot Hayden put himself on the stand and told the jury he didn’t do it, scout’s honor, but they didn’t care because it’s obvious the system is rigged, and Patriot Hayden never had a chance because he is a proud conservative who loves guns. That makes him Public Enemy #1 in the eyes of the lying, disgusting liberals who have rigged the “judicial” system in America, which is seemingly designed to harass and unfairly and disproportionately subjugate insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through the possession of firearms!!!!
See, the system was determined to take down Patriot Hayden because he was such an effective ambassador of macho gun culture on ‘Sons of Guns’, the Discovery Channel’s greatest show ever. In other words, he represented a threat to the false narrative the disgusting, lying liberals try to peddle about American gun culture so they had to frame him and destroy him before he completely exposed their lies!!!! Sure enough, the Discovery Channel pulled the classic cut and run on Patriot Hayden and canceled his show.
Worse yet, the disgusting, lying liberals weren’t satisfied with ruining his life with the two bogus convictions this past Friday. No, they revealed their single minded vindictiveness by also managing to force him to face two more obviously bogus charges in July. The “authorities” are claiming (get this) that Patriot Hayden committed aggravated rape against a 15-year-old girl and a sex crime against his own daughter.
It’s almost as if those monsters on the alt-left have an industry dedicated to nothing more than concocting an endless stream of preposterous fake news to further poison the minds of their already addlebrained, easily manipulated, moronic followers in order to develop a Pavlovian response of systemic, unquestioning hatred towards proud conservatives and REAL Americans!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Thankfully, we have Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can speak truth to the power of the deep state in America and put an end to this nonsense!!!!!
Star of Discovery Channel reality series Sons of Guns, 51, is convicted of raping two young girls in Lousiana
4/9/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife is an insecure instigator who is always playing games!!!!!!!
Keith Rice from our Charleston NSPA chapter was arrested the other night and charged with (get this) five counts of wanton endangerment (whatever the Hell that means) and three counts of child neglect creating risk of injury after he allegedly fired a shotgun in and around his home before threatening to kill his wife, a friend and holding a gun to a dog’s head, which really sounds like nothing more than a typical Tuesday night for a Good Guy With A Gun!!!
See, all this nonsense started this past Tuesday when Patriot Rice simply went out for a night of a little harmless drinking with a friend. Well, when Patriot Rice and the friend returned to Patriot Rice’s home, the friend must have done something really annoying because Patriot Rice allegedly became angry with him.
Now here’s where the real trouble started. Right on cue, when Patriot Rice announced he was going to leave to purchase more beer, his busybody wife inserted herself into his business and took away and hid his car keys so he would be stuck there with her. If there’s one certain source of trouble, it’s a clingy and insecure woman who is always playing her calculated, manipulative games to try to control her man!!!
Well, Patriot Rice wasn’t going to let her think she could get away with this type of immature behavior so he allegedly lifted a mattress in one of the bedrooms and grabbed a shotgun and then walked outside and fired the gun into a nearby wooded area. He then allegedly reentered the house and pointed the gun at a dog’s head.
Sure enough, his wife, who started all of this by taking his keys in the first place, got the three children in the house, ages four through eight, needlessly upset by barricading herself in a room with them. Her actions had gotten Patriot Rice so understandably upset that he allegedly yelled he would need to kill somebody. So to further traumatize the children, the drama queen forced them to escape with her through a window and run to a neighbor’s house as Patriot Rice was forced for some reason that hasn’t been revealed yet to fire the gun inside the home.
Right on cue, the “authorities” rushed to the scene so they could arrest Patriot Rice and confiscate his gun because apparently they thought harassing a Good Guy With A Gun is more important than protecting the citizens of Charleston from Mexican murderers and rapists, radical Islamic terrorists and paid Black Lives Matter activists!!!!!! Thankfully, with Donald J. Trump as President and Jeff Sessions as Attorney General, we might actually be able to get some police consent decrees in place to put “police” departments on notice that they can’t continue to treat insecure, small penised, White guys like this and think they can get away with it!!!!!
Deputies: Charleston man shoots inside home, threatens to kill wife, dog after night of drinking
4/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to one of those self-righteous busybodies who thinks he is invested with the divine right to tell other people how to conduct themselves (you know the type)!!!!!!
Daniel Drake from our Naples NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, firearm possession by a convicted felon, drug possession and charges related to an out-of-county warrant after he allegedly pointed a handgun at a father and his two children. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media”, these are really some of the worst people you will ever meet, tried their best to make Patriot Drake look like some sort of unstable lunatic who is capable of doing something horrible with a handgun because they have to push their discredited anti-gun agenda, which is funded by the George Soros crowd, because they are all still so mad that Hillary Clinton lost the election in the biggest electoral landslide in American history!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Drake was cruising the streets of Naples in his totally cool white Jeep, probably attracting the longing glances of completely sexually frustrated women driving around with their low testosterone men who wouldn’t even know how to firmly clutch and squeeze a hard, metal gun in their hands, when some impossibly lame dad who was out walking with his two children felt Patriot Drake was driving recklessly and signaled with his hands for Patriot Drake to slow down.
Okay, folks, you know exactly the type of person this self righteous, holier-than-thou hypocrite, jerk-ass dad is!!!!! He feels he has every right to weigh in and tell other people how to live their lives and what kind of behaviors they can and can’t engage in because he has all the answers. Worse yet, he’s obviously one of those overprotective parents who raises self absorbed little princes and princesses who think they are oh-so-special and the center of the universe!!!!!! Heaven forbid if a Jeep doesn’t come screeching to a complete stop so these two little precious angels can cross the street without mere commoners getting in their supremely privileged way!!!!!
So Patriot Drake shut that nonsense down by stopping in the middle of the road, pointing his gun at them and asking, “Do you want any other problems?” (If he had also been holding a microphone, he would have dropped it at that point.) Sure enough, the dad showed his true wussified nature by grabbing his children and running away to call the police because he isn’t enough of a man to finish what he started with Patriot Drake!!!!!
Right on cue, the gun-hating narcs from the Naples “Police” hunted Patriot Drake down as if he were some sort of a common criminal and arrested him. Guess what they did next. Let’s all say it together, they confiscated his gun. See, it always comes down to confiscating a Patriot’s gun. Isn’t it sad in 2017 we are forced to still read about insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through possession of firearms being harassed by the “police” and having their guns confiscated???!!!??? SAD!!!!!
Naples man accused of threatening father, two children with gun
4/7/2017
Good Guy With A Gun (who is also a proud NSPA member employed by the NRA) is totally fine after simply experiencing a completely minor and harmless flesh wound that when you really think about it was less harmful than a sunburn so there’s really no reason to even make that big of a deal about this!!!!!
A 46-year-old Good Guy With A Gun from our Fairfax NSPA chapter was inconvenienced (to say he was injured would be completely blowing this out of proportion) by an entirely inconsequential minor grazing of his skin by a bullet accidentally discharged from his gun while he was participating in firearms training yesterday at his job at the National Rifle Association headquarters in Fairfax, Virginia.
The Proud Patriot was forced to go the hospital to be checked out even though he was completely healthy because this damn Obamacare forces government style healthcare upon us and gets between us and our doctors, who would have understood there was absolutely no need for any medical attention for such a minor trifling.
Thankfully, this well trained Good Guy With A Gun was promptly released from the hospital so he could be back on the streets with his gun to protect us from the multiple threats to our safety!!!!!! We are not releasing the name of this Good Guy With A Gun because you can only imagine the type of unconscionable harassment he would face on Twitter and Reddit from those hateful, anti-gun, liberal trolls out there who try to self medicate their overwhelming insecurities and feelings of inadequacy by spewing their disgusting, anonymous, mean spirited bile on social media platforms!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Man Accidentally Shoots Himself at NRA Headquarters: Police
4/5/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because a whole bunch of so called “judges” keep stopping President Trump from keeping America safe!!!!!!
Robert Ruetting from our Jacksonville NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill after he allegedly pointed a handgun and an AK-47 at the family living next door to him and threatened to shoot them. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” tried to avoid presenting the context of the confrontation because they wanted to make Patriot Ruetting look like the bad guy. See, the family Patriot Ruetting allegedly threatened with the guns was a Muslim family. Does the phrase “game changer” mean anything to you?????
See, all this nonsense started Saturday when Patriot Ruetting’s Muslim neighbors were sitting outside of their home (probably casing the neighborhood for vulnerable targets) so Patriot Ruetting allegedly and understandably charged out of his home, visibly upset. Well, the neighbor’s wife hurried into her house, and Patriot Ruetting allegedly ran back into his house to retrieve his handgun because who knows what the neighbor and his wife were plotting.
So Patriot Ruetting allegedly pointed his handgun and flashlight at his neighbor and yelled, “If you move, mother fucker, I will shoot you.” Patriot Ruetting then allegedly walked up to the neighbor and pointed the handgun at his head. When Patriot Ruetting allegedly tried to hit the neighbor in the head with the flashlight, the neighbor’s meddlesome wife ran out of the house and started screaming.
Well, we figure Patriot Ruetting realized the sleeper cell his neighbors must have been affiliated with had just been activated so we totally understand why Patriot Ruetting ran into his home and returned with an AK-47. He then allegedly pointed the rifle at his neighbors and their three children (ages 5,7 and 9) and allegedly yelled, “I’m going to kill all you Muslim mother fuckers, get out of my country. Don’t talk to my wife.” In other words, he was trying to keep America safe!!!!
Sure enough, the “authorities” rushed to the scene to arrest Patriot Ruetting and confiscate his guns, but they didn’t take a single moment to do extreme vetting on the Muslim neighbors!!!! See, the real crime here is that Patriot Ruetting was forced to take action to protect America because a whole bunch of so called “judges” have been shutting down President Trump’s plan to keep these death dealing Muslims out of OUR country!!!!! Once again, this just goes to show how much work still needs to be done to keep America safe!!!! SAD!!!!!
Report: Jacksonville man tells neighbors “get out of my country,” threatens to kill them
4/4/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to defend himself from a knife wielding maniac!!!!!!!!!
Christopher Charles Tenney from our Hagerstown NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday afternoon and charged with first-degree assault, firearm possession with a felony conviction, reckless endangerment, illegal possession of ammunition, possession of more than 10 grams of marijuana and numerous other counts after he allegedly pointed a handgun at a man’s head during an argument outside of his girlfriend’s home. Sure enough, the powerful paring knife lobby has its fingerprints all over this story because they obviously brought all of their power and influence to bear on this case to deflect attention from the real culprit and to paint the Good Guy With A Gun as the villain!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Tenney was minding his own business at his girlfriend’s house when the neighbor’s daughter and her boyfriend pulled up in the neighbor’s driveway in a white Dodge Charger.
Well, understandably, Patriot Tenney was on guard because, as his girlfriend later explained to the “authorities”, he had gotten involved in an altercation with the driver of a similar looking car a few days earlier. So it makes total sense to us why Patriot Tenney charged out of his girlfriend’s house to start yelling at the young woman and her boyfriend.
Sure enough, these two snowflake millennials ran into the house to get the young woman’s daddy to make the big bad mean man go away, wah wah wah!! Can you believe these millennials????!!!???
So daddy charged out of the house with a paring knife which he had been using to cut garlic and confronted Patriot Tenney. Well, in the face of such a dangerous threat, Patriot Tenney had no choice except to stand his ground so he pulled out a handgun and pointed it at daddy’s head.
Right on cue, the trouble making daughter started screaming she was calling 911, so Patriot Tenney went back into his girlfriend’s house to get away from all of the nonsense. Sure enough, the gun hating goons from the Washington County “Sheriff’s” Office showed up and reflexively followed their prime directive to arrest the Good Guy With A Gun and confiscate his gun.
Sure enough, the neighbor who started all of this by wielding his paring knife got to walk away scot-free from all of this!!!!! At what point will the public finally rise up and refuse to allow the paring knife lobby and all of the cowardly politicians they own to get away with this criminal behavior any longer???? Well, we here at the NSPA are proud to predict this cozy little arrangement is coming to an end now that we have a real leader in the White House!!!!!!!
Hagerstown man accused of pointing gun at man’s head
4/3/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife must not have known how to simply let him watch television with a little peace and quiet!!!! Is that asking for too much????!!!????
Eddie Henry Steele from our Melrose NSPA chapter was arrested today and charged with (get this) murder after he allegedly shot and killed his wife during an argument while watching television!!!! Sure enough, the disgusting, lying media went out of their way to make this incident sound like yet another disastrous display of depraved destruction directed at the defenseless by the despicable because these dishonorable “media” deviants have devolved into little more than delivery drones of deceit devoid of decency!!!!!!!!
See, right off the bat, we knew there was a lot more to this story than is being told because the incident happened while they were watching television. If there’s one sure source of trouble, it’s watching television with a woman. If you try to watch sports, you have to spend all of your time explaining the rules to the woman. You have to explain why a field goal is worth 3 points but an extra point kick is only worth 1 point or you have to explain how the infield fly rule works. If you’re trying to watch a science program, you have to explain an ion is an atom or molecule with a net electric charge or that photosynthesis is the process by which plants convert light energy into chemical energy. If you try to watch a program about history, you have to spend all of your time explaining to the woman that we were actually allies with the Russians in World War II. Etc, etc, etc, etc….you get the idea!!!!!
So we figure Patriot Steele was probably trying to watch Fox News to learn about what threats to be on the lookout for because, after all, at any moment a Mexican or a radical Islamic terrorist or a paid Black Lives Matter activist could have snuck into their home to kill them. Well, we figure Patriot Steele’s wife was probably distracting him with a lot of dumb questions so he probably got frustrated and explained she needed to be quiet so he could concentrate on the important Fox News information so he could keep them safe with his gun!!!!!
So then she probably started asking a lot of stupid questions about how guns work. So we figure in order to get her to shut up he probably pulled out his gun and was explaining how the components of the gun work together in order to keep them safe from dangerous people. Then we figure she probably impulsively reached for the gun and caused Patriot Steele to accidentally fire it.
The takeaway from all of this is that there is actually one point of agreement we have with the radical Islamic terrorists because they keep men and women totally separate while watching television. Now that’s something we can totally get behind. Come to think of it, as I review this list I have in front of me right now about their views on women, they actually have a lot of good points. Excuse me, but I’ve got to cut this entry short so I can study this list with the attention it deserves!!!
Putnam man charged with killing wife after dispute over watching TV
4/2/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save his community from the Hmongs!!!! We don’t know what Hmongs are, but they sure sound bizarre and dangerous!!!!!
Henry Kaminski from our Junction City NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) first-degree recklessly endangering safety, operating a firearm while intoxicated (so I guess it’s against the law now for being an American) and disorderly conduct after he allegedly fired a handgun toward his Hmong neighbors and made derogatory comments about Hmong people. Then, right on cue, the “police” used all of this nonsense as an excuse to ransack Patriot Kaminski’s home, where they oh-so-conveniently just happened to find marijuana and child pornography. We are sure that the marijuana and child pornography were planted in Patriot Kaminiski’s home by Dictator Obama after he got done wiretapping Donald J. Trump’s phones at Trump Towers!!!!!
To make matters worse, the social justice warriors have come out of the woodwork to demand that the District Attorney bring hate crime charges against Patriot Kaminski for targeting the Hmong community. First of all, we have no idea what the hell the Hmong are (other than maybe the bad guys in ‘Star Trek’ Season 2, Episode 9), but they sure don’t sound like anybody who should be walking among REAL AMERICANS (i.e. White and Christian)!!!!!!!
If any good can come out of this miscarriage of justice against Patriot Kaminski, it’s that President Trump will include the Hmong people on travel ban and will keep their weirdo asses out of America (once we figure out where they actually come from) before they hurt anyone!!!!!
Rally urges hate crime charges for Junction City shooter
4/1/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for not being one of those overbearing, suffocating parents who mercilessly schedules and monitors every bloody waking moment of his child’s existence!!!!!
Mark Scoggins from our Augusta NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) reckless conduct for unsafe storage of a handgun after his 6-year-old daughter found his gun and accidentally shot herself with it. Sure enough, the anti-family, liberal, gun-hating, nanny state “authorities” rushed onto the scene to try to make Patriot Scoggins look like some sort of irresponsible parent whose stunning carelessness put his child’s life in jeopardy. See, they did this because they needed an excuse to arrest him and confiscate his gun because these are the types of dirty tricks they always resort to!!!!!
All this nonsense started when Patriot Scoggins stepped outside of his home with friends and left his 6-year-old daughter in the home alone with his unsecured handgun. See, Patriot Scoggins isn’t one of those pathetic helicopter parents who stunts his child’s development by constantly hovering over her and denying her the opportunity to develop a sense of self-reliance and self-sufficiency!!!!!
So Patriot Scoggins allowed his daughter to explore her surroundings on her own. Yeah, she injured herself with a gunshot, but it wasn’t a life threatening injury so what’s the big deal? Besides, any successful parent will tell you the key to raising a well adjusted, emotionally centered child is allowing the child to make mistakes and to learn from the consequences of those mistakes. As a result of this minor accident, Patriot Scoggins’ daughter will have a greater appreciation for handling a gun safely!!!!!!
What really burns us up about this case, though, is the unconscionable taunting and humiliation the arresting “officers” forced upon Patriot Scoggins once he was in “police” custody. It is obvious from his mug shot that the “officers” forced him to wear a fake beard designed to look like a hippie woman’s pubic hair just so the good ol’ boys on the “police” force could have a laugh at Patriot Scoggins’ expense!!!!!!
Thankfully, with Donald J. Trump in the White House and Jeff Sessions in the Attorney General’s office, the full force of the federal government will be used to put an end to the systemic mistreatment of insecure, small penised, White guys by our nation’s “police” departments!!!!!!
Child injured, father charged after accidental shooting
http://www.wjbf.com/2017/03/25/child-injured-father-charged-after-accidental-shooting/
3/30/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to make sure his wife (from whom he was estranged, probably because he got tired of listening to her nag him all of the time) was okay!!!! #nogooddeedgoesunpunished
Jonathan Willis from our Whitesburg NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, home invasion and aggravated battery after he allegedly forced his way into the home of a married couple “sheltering” his estranged wife and shot the couple. The man Patriot Willis allegedly shot 5 times is in critical condition, and the woman he allegedly shot once has been treated for non-life threatening injuries.
Sure enough, the lying, disgusting lamestream “media” tried to make Patriot Willis look like some sort of emotionally unstable, rampaging sociopath who vents his baby-man rage through the use of firearms, but that’s because this dark art of character assassination is the only remaining trick they have left to play because newspapers are a desperate, dying form of media that tries to attract readers by irresponsibly publishing cartoonishly unbelievable fake news which is gratefully gobbled up by their gullible, dull witted, ignorant followers!!!!
See, we heard from many people, so many people have come up and told us, that Patriot Willis actually went to the house to make sure his estranged wife wasn’t being harmed by the couple. Sure, the haters will try to get you to believe the couple was providing her a safe place to avoid contact with Patriot Willis, and those are the same haters who are always trying to cast the insecure, small penised, White guy who affirms his manhood through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms as the bad guy in every news story!!!!
Who knows what the couple was really up to? Maybe they were in some ways associated with a dangerous Mexican drug cartel or an ISIS sleeper cell or paid Black Lives Matter activists or Planned Parenthood employees!!!!! So Patriot Willis was able to set aside any sense of betrayal he may have felt for his wife causing their marriage to fall apart and was man enough to uphold his manly responsibility to protect her from dangerous people capable of doing harm to others!!!!!
By the way, this incident raises another objection we here at the National Small Penis Association have with gay marriage. Do you think for one moment that any woman would be capable of taking bold action to protect her “wife” in same manner Patriot Willis tried to protect his wife? It’s just like when our Glorious Leader Donald J. Trump made the point during the campaign when he rightly questioned whether anybody actually believed Hillary Clinton would be capable of standing up to Vladimir Putin like he could!!!!! Thank Jesus we don’t have to live through the national nightmare of what that would have been like!!!!!!!!
Estranged husband Jonathan Willis shoots homeowners sheltering wife
3/28/2017
Good Guy With Gun arrested basically because the Godless “court systems” have no problem letting sodomites do that thing they do down there, but they consider it a crime for a REAL MAN to conceal carry a gun in his rear end!!!! SAD!!!!! #doublestandard
Jesse O’Neal Roberts from our Limestone County NSPA chapter was arrested earlier today and charged with (get this) public intoxication, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, promoting prison contraband and receiving stolen property after he allegedly stole a gun in Florence, Alabama, drunkenly crashed his truck into a ditch and concealed the gun in his butt before being arrested by the thugs in the Limestone County “Sheriff’s” Office!!!!!
See, after the thugs dragged Patriot Roberts to the county jail as if he were some sort of a common criminal, Patriot Roberts stumbled in the jail (probably because he was roughed up by the “deputies” because you know how those good ol’ boys down in Alabama law enforcement treat insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their sense of manhood through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms!), and a .380 semi-automatic handgun, which he had allegedly concealed in his rear end, fell out of his underpants.
Excuse me, but the government gun confiscation goons shouldn’t be able to dictate what we do with our own bodies when it comes to our choice about where we decide to conceal our guns so we here at the National Small Penis Association will not tolerate this government intrusion into the most intimate of decisions we insecure, small penised, White guys should be allowed to make in complete privacy!!!!!! It’s bad enough we have to deal with these sanctimonious, hypocritical, anti-gun jackals who harass us with their protests outside of our favorite gun stores, but we now have to jump through these government mandated hoops about every aspect of carrying a concealed weapon!!!!
Thankfully, we have Donald Trump in the White House and the Republicans in control of the Senate and House so we can be sure they will finally put an end to this knuckle dragging madness!!!!!!!!
Gun falls out of man’s butt during arrest
http://www.nypost.com/2017/03/28/gun-falls-out-of-alabama-mans-butt-during-arrest/
3/27/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because most women are nosy busybodies who are always snooping around in other people’s business!!!!!
Richard Avino from our North Haven NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with two counts of possession of a prohibited assault weapon and (get this) one count each of reckless endangerment, threatening, risk of injury to a minor and breach of peace after he allegedly approached a woman in a parked car while pointing an illegal assault rifle at her. Worse yet, the North Haven “Police” used this as an excuse to rummage through Patriot Avino’s home so they could confiscate five other weapons. Now he has to report (submit) to Superior Court in Meriden on April 6 for arraignment, and we are totally sure he will get a fair trial……NOT!
See, all this nonsense started Sunday morning when Patriot Avino was minding his own business when he allegedly noticed some busybody woman in a parked car nearby. If there’s one thing more dangerous than a woman driver behind the wheel of a moving automobile, it’s a woman in a parked car acting like the neighborhood window watcher (and you know it’s always a woman!) who is keeping tabs on everything around her and making everybody else’s business her business!!!!
Understandably, Patriot Avino needed to shut this meddling, prying yenta down because the last thing any of us needs is to have some impulsive idiot barging into our business so Patriot Avino marched over to her car with his assault rifle to find out what her problem was!!!! Well, lo and behold, Patriot Avino discovered as he got closer to the car that the woman wasn’t actually watching him, but you can understand why he initially thought she was because she is a woman after all, and that’s what most women do.
Sure enough, the woman totally overreacted to this little misunderstanding and immediately called the “police” because women always want to paint the man as the big, bad predator, particularly if he happens to be exercising his 2nd Amendment rights!!!!!
Well, after 50 (feels like 350) years of the women’s rights movement, all we have to show for that politically correct malarkey today is some dingbat broad bankrupting Yahoo and ridiculous cases like this that trample the rights of insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their sense of manhood through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms!!!! At least we know now that Donald J. Trump is President we have somebody looking out for our rights!!!! Clown time is over!!!!!!
Man arrested for pointing illegally owned assault rifle at woman in North Haven
3/26/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for being an American Patriot!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Matthew Curtis Heagy from our Terrebonne NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday morning by the Oregon State “Police”and charged with (get this) carrying a concealed weapon and felon in possession of a firearm after Patriot Heagy allegedly pepper sprayed a state “trooper” and was later found to be a felon in possession of a gun. Can you believe in this day and age some states still deny felons their vital civic right and duty to possess a gun???!!!!???? It’s just another example of to what depths the liberal left will sink to push their anti-democratic and selfish agenda of gun owner suppression!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when a proud army of REAL AMERICANS held the ‘Oregon Make America Great Again March’ in Salem to show their support for Donald J. Trump and to express their admiration for all of the winning he has done (more than any other President in the history of the United States) in his first 66 days in office!!!!
Sure enough, a Saul Alinsky-inspired, anti-American, lawless mass of hooligans and sociopaths viciously attacked the Trump supporters. Sure enough, one of their targets was Patriot Heagy, whose Facebook profile proudly displays a “Three Percenters” symbol. We here at the National Small Penis Association are proud comrades with the “Three Percenters”, a brave patriot movement started after the election (stolen and illegal as it was!) of Dictator Obama with the pledge to resist the federal “government”.
Well, we are sure Patriot Heagy knew his life was in danger so we’re sure he had every reason to pepper spray the jack booted “government” thugs from the Oregon State “Police”. Right on cue, they followed their prime directive and shackled Patriot Heagy and confiscated his gun!!!!!!
Thankfully, we now have a President who knows how to win and to get things done so it should only be a matter of days until the occupying “police” forces who have for countless generations been mistreating and terrorizing insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms will finally be brought into line and will start doing their jobs, which is to protect REAL AMERICANS from Mexican rapists and murderers, radical Islamic terrorists and paid Black Lives Matter activists!!!!!!!!! WE ARE WINNING!!!!!
One arrested after pro and anti-Trump demonstrators clash in Salem
3/25/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the threat posed by Mexican rapists and murderers, radical Islamic terrorists and paid Black Lives Matter activists!!!!!!!
Eldon Ault from our Branson NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) first-degree murder after he allegedly shot his ex-wife in their bedroom yesterday. Sure enough, since Patriot Ault is a White man, the “authorities” instinctively eyed him with suspicion and treated him like a common criminal from the get go so we really shouldn’t be surprised that he is sitting in the Taney County Jail right now!!!
See, all this nonsense started early yesterday morning when Patriot Ault was sleeping next to his ex-wife, who was his current girlfriend, and allegedly shot her in the head. Once the “authorities” started poking their noses around Patriot Ault’s business, he “admitted he shot his wife and believes that he must have been dreaming and or sleepwalking when the gun was fired because he didn’t remember shooting the gun,” according to the “police” report. See, this makes perfect sense because Patriot Ault reasonably explained he keeps a loaded pistol under his bed for protection so you can totally see how he could have reached for the gun and shot it while dreaming or sleepwalking……or you would think. Welcome to the insecure, small penised, White guy’s American experience!!!!
Sure enough, the “authorities” obviously had no intention of being impartial in their investigation so they did what the “authorities” always do; they arrested the White guy and confiscated his gun!!!!!!
Look, the only reason this totally accidental shooting happened in the first place was because Patriot Ault had to keep his gun under his bed to protect himself from being killed by Mexican murderers, radical Islamic terrorists and paid Black Lives Matter activists!!!!!! See, if they weren’t allowed to run rampantly through our communities with impunity thanks to ex-Dictator Obama’s determination to make America one large no-go zone for Real Americans, Patriot Ault never would have had the gun under his bed, and he never would have allegedly shot and killed his ex-wife while sleepwalking or dreaming or something like that!!!!!! Yet Patriot Ault is the one facing criminal conviction!!!! Liberal Logic 101!!!!!!!
Thank Jesus we have a Real American and a fellow insecure, small penised, White guy in the White House to bring LAW and ORDER back to America so Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Ault will never again experience the sin of this type of injustice steeped in bigotry and ignorance!!!!!!
Man charged with murder of ex-wife in Taney County
http://www.bransontrilakesnews.com/news_free/article_b7d97dd8-10ce-11e7-8d3f-cf38ff82374d.html
3/24/2017
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3/23/2017
Don’t worry!! We are making sure male penis enlargement pumps will be covered on all insurance plans offered through the American Health Care Act!!!!!!
Please excuse the break in format tonight, but the executive council of the National Small Penis Association is in Washington, D.C. tonight, working on final legislative details to ensure passage of the American Health Care Act. We are thrilled to announce President Donald J. Trump and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan have just guaranteed male penis enlargement pumps will be covered on all insurance plans offered through the American Health Care Act.
We are currently demonstrating how these penis enlargement pumps work to the members of the House Freedom Caucus, and six of the members have announced they are abandoning their planned “No” votes and will support the bill now because of our demonstration!!!!! We will be working around the clock tonight on behalf of all insecure, small penised, White guys to repeal and replace the nightmare of Obamacare, the worst thing to ever happen to America!!!!!!
3/22/2017
3/21/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because darts is without a doubt the lamest game, other than Pictionary or Jenga, to play at a party!!!!!!
Paul Smith from our Woodstock NSPA chapter was arraigned in McHenry County “Court” today and pleaded not guilty to reckless discharge of a firearm, a Class 4 felony, two counts of unlawful possession of a weapon by a felon, a class 2 felony, and criminal damage to property, a Class 4 felony, for allegedly firing a gun at a party, causing a bullet to travel through a wall in the house and damage a neighbor’s car.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Smith found himself stuck at some totally lame-o party where the nerd hosting the festivities thought it would be fun to break out a game of darts. Well, Patriot Smith had no interest in darts because he isn’t some 13-year-old boy hanging out in his dad’s rec room or some drunken British bloke hanging out in a corner pub with Andy Capp. No, Patriot Smith is a grown ass man and a REAL AMERICAN so he allegedly got his gun out to get the party started.
See, Patriot Smith wasn’t going to waste any time flicking his wrist to send a ridiculous dart toward a dart board. See, he cut to the chase and allegedly shot a bullet through the dart board, and apparently the bullet went through a wall in the house and damaged a neighbor’s car. Sure enough, Patriot Smith recognized he is facing a rigged system so he understandably denied shooting the gun.
Sure enough, McHenry County Prosecutor Chicken Little started squawking that Patriot Smith could have easily injured or killed somebody at the party or outside the house because that’s exactly how these liberal career politicians keep their craven grasp on power. See, they always have to gin up fear among their gullible and narrow minded base by pointing a finger at a designated scapegoat and warning that this horrific person is going to kill and destroy everything in its path!!!!! See, they simply have no shame!!!!!!
Now Patriot Smith is facing up to 14 years in prison, which would oh so conveniently prevent him from voting in the next three Presidential elections because the democrat party power brokers know the only hope they ever have for winning any future elections is to prevent as many REAL AMERICANS as possible from voting!!!!!!! At least we can take comfort in knowing we have Donald J. Trump lending his steady hand to steer this country safely through the rocky shoals conjured up by the anti-American, liberal fear mongers who are seemingly determined to destroy the foundational greatness of America!!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Woodstock man denies firing gun at dartboard during party
www.nwherald.com/…/woodstock-man-denies-firing-gun…/aiaizds/
3/20/2017
3/19/2017
Screw Meals On Wheels because we’re repealing and replacing it with Shotguns For Shut-Ins!!!!!!!!!!!
Right on cue, the powerful freeloader lobby (the democrat party and their affiliated snowflake social justice warriors) began screaming bloody murder because President Donald J. Trump had the courage and the big brass balls to stand up to them and declare his intention to put an end to the willful waste of tax dollars on the corrupt boondoggle of Meals On Wheels!!!! See, this deceptively sweet and nurturing sounding program represents the very worst of the democrat party’s plan to indoctrinate a mass of government dependent slaves who don’t want to work and expect to get free stuff!!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association never saw the point in Meals On Wheels because, as the saying goes, if you give a man a fish, he eats for a day, but if you teach him to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Why not just give these lazy bones layabouts some fishing lessons through federal block grants?
Well, we put our heads together with President Trump and our associates at the American Enterprise Institute, and we are proud to announce we are repealing and replacing Meals On Wheels (which is a total disaster, the worst thing anyone has ever seen) with Shotguns For Shut-Ins!!!!!!
See, first of all, what good does it do to deliver nutritious meals to these housebound handout hounds if they end up getting raped or killed by Mexican bad hombres or get their heads cut off by radical Islamic terrorists or get beat up by strapping young bucks looking for a free T-bone steak (we sure miss Ronald Reagan!)???????
See, these cowardly bullies always take the easy way out and target the easy prey of the defenseless and downtrodden in order to achieve their selfish and sociopathic agendas so that’s why we have joined forces with Donald J. Trump and the American Enterprise Institute to show every one of these shut-ins that we have their backs by using tax dollars to purchase every one of them a shotgun so they can experience the sense of self esteem and self worth that comes from using a gun to defend themselves from Mexican rapists and murderers, radical Islamic terrorists and strapping young bucks!!!!!! In the meantime, they can use the shotguns to go out and do a little hunting so they can eat for a lifetime rather than sitting around in their homes waiting for their government funded handout!!!!!! Can’t you just feel America becoming GREAT AGAIN???!!!!!!!!!!!!
3/18/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a REAL American!!!!!!!!
Shawn Lavoie from our Coventry NSPA chapter was arrested not once but TWICE on Thursday morning (get this) in separate incidents five minutes apart. First, the Coventry “police” arrested Patriot Lavoie for DUI. Then, just five minutes after the Coventry “police” dropped him off at home, they arrested him for carrying a weapon while intoxicated, altering the identification on a gun and firing a gun across a highway.
See, all this nonsense started Thursday morning at 1:35 A.M. when the Coventry “police” arrested Patriot Lavoie for DUI just because his blood alcohol level was .192 (here we go again with those damn government regulations!). So they hauled him down to the “police” station and kept him there for 2 ½ hours as if he were some sort of common criminal even though practically nobody is on the road at 1:35 A.M. so it’s not like he would have actually hurt anybody!!!!.
After the Coventry “police” dropped him off at home, they didn’t let more than five minutes pass before they invaded his property just because some busybody neighbor called to report sounds of gunshots. When they finished their “investigation” they found dozens of rifle casings on Patriot Lavoie’s front steps and oh so conveniently determined Patriot Lavoie had been shooting toward the highway, where the Coventry “police” had just been minutes earlier. Sure enough, they used this as an excuse to rummage through his home and confiscate a number of guns and ammunition, including a Windham AR-15, a semi-automatic rifle and a Mossberg 500 with a pistol grip!!
Then to really pile on Patriot Lavoie the “police” started snooping through his Facebook page and made a big deal about him having a number of posts against “police”. For example, they got all upset because one post simply stated, “All police deserve to fucking die.” Then another post simply stated, “Nobody’s welcome on my fucking property you come here unwelcome you will be shot.” What’s the big deal???? It’s not like he’s a Mexican rapist and murderer or some radical Islamic terrorist who might actually hurt somebody. No, he’s simply a brave White Patriot who likes to have a few drinks and shoot a few guns just like any other REAL American. Oh, I forgot that became a horrible crime against humanity during Dictator Obama’s unhinged regime.
At least we are sure once President Trump gets done standing up to the freeloader lobby and finally dismantles the tax dollar boondoggle known as Meals On Wheels (don’t you like how they come up with such deceptively sweet sounding names for these “social welfare” programs to misdirect the public from understanding their real agendas?!?) he will be able to get rid of these abusive and intrusive government regulations which prevent REAL Americans from enjoying a few drinks and shooting a few guns!!!!!!
Coventry man arrested twice on same day on drunk driving, gun charges
http://www.turnto10.com/news/local/coventry-man-arrested-twice-in-same-day-on-dui-and-gun-charges
3/17/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of measurement semantics!!!!!!!!
Joseph Miller from our East Norriton NSPA chapter was arraigned today on (get this) involuntary manslaughter charges for the 2014 shooting deaths of his pregnant wife and their daughter who died shortly after being delivered after the shooting. Sure enough, we here at the NSPA executive headquarters think this is yet another case of a Good Guy With A Gun being destroyed by a rigged system!!!
See, all this nonsense started way back on March 7, 2014 when Patriot Miller, then a Pennsylvania state trooper, called 911 to report he had accidentally shot his pregnant wife in the head while he was cleaning his gun. Before his wife died at the hospital, the medical team delivered the unborn baby by emergency Cesarean section. The baby died shortly after her mother passed away.
Well, Patriot Miller provided the perfectly plausible explanation he had simply been cleaning his Glock 39 in the family room when it somehow accidentally discharged and somehow sent a bullet into his wife’s head. Furthermore, he provided the perfectly plausible explanation that he didn’t know there was a round in the magazine and didn’t know his wife was sitting beside him.
After a three-month investigation, the District Attorney came to the sensible conclusion Patriot Miller was negligent in his handling of the gun but not criminally liable. Sure enough, though, the sore loser liberals who now control the District Attorney’s office and who are still bitter about Hillary Clinton losing the election decided to get a little payback and reopened the case in order to destroy Patriot Miller’s life and to send him to prison so he can’t vote for Donald J. Trump in 2020. Isn’t it disgusting how the democrat party will shamelessly play these types of voter suppression scams for their own selfish ends?
Well, they pulled off this chicanery by claiming “forensic and ballistic tests” conducted by new “investigators” determined Patriot Miller’s gun was only 3 to 6 inches away from his wife’s head when he shot her. See, in the initial REAL investigation Patriot Miller originally said he was 8 to 10 feet away from his wife at the time of the shooting. He then later estimated he was 2 feet away from her. Thankfully, the original REAL investigators didn’t get all caught up with parsing the difference of a couple of feet so they rightfully didn’t charge him for his wife’s totally accidental death.
Well, unfortunately, this time around, the new District Attorney (who is a member of the democrat party – surprise, surprise) was hell-bent on taking down Patriot Miller so he had no problem parsing the difference between 8 to 10 feet and 2 feet and 3 to 6 inches and made sure Patriot Miller was going to face involuntary manslaughter charges because that’s exactly how the democrat party will do you because they don’t care about LAW and ORDER like Donald J. Trump cares!!!!!
Former Pa. state trooper charged in shooting deaths of pregnant wife, baby
3/16/2017
Good Guy With A Gun framed by government school unions and Norwegian hackers for simply owning guns and trying to provide children a good Christian education!!!!!!!
Daniel Kludt from our Duluth NSPA chapter was sentenced today to (get this) five years in jail for possessing child pornography, while also being a felon with a firearm, a sentence that was obviously the product of a rigged system designed to take down a Good Guy With A Gun !!!!!
See, all this nonsense started back in September when the St. Louis County “Sheriff’s” Office was called out to investigate a “domestic disturbance” at Patriot Kludt’s home and used it as an excuse to invade his property and confiscate 32 firearms!!!!!!
See, they made a big deal out of this because, technically, Patriot Kludt was not legally allowed to have firearms because he was convicted way back in 1998 of second-degree criminal conduct for fondling a 13-year-old boy he had invited over for dinner. This charge was obviously bogus because Patriot Kludt met the boy in a Christian Church and later had him in a class at Lakeview Christian Academy. As if a grown Christian man would ever be up to any kind of sexual deviance with a 13-year-old boy!!!!! PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!
See, we figure Patriot Kludt had simply been teaching the boy the Heimlich maneuver just to be safe in case he started choking. See, that way the boy could have saved his life if he had suddenly started choking during the dinner. Well, it’s obvious the public (government) school unions were behind this rigged conviction because they wanted to make Patriot Kludt look like a pervert in order to make Christian schools look bad so they could protect the education monopoly they’ve had for over a hundred years thanks to the democrat party!!!!!!
All of this nonsense was a prelude to the illegal gun grab the “authorities” conducted back in September. Then we heard from a lot of different sources, a lot of people are reporting on this, that ex-Dictator Obama and his wrecking crew have been in cahoots with a team of Norwegian hackers in order to totally destroy the lives of Good Guys With A Gun as payback for Hillary Clinton losing one of the biggest landslide Presidential elections ever!!!! So ex-Dictator Obama, we heard from multiple outlets, had the Norwegian hackers plant child pornography on Patriot Kludt’s computer.
Every day it seems ex-Dictator Obama somehow manages to sink to a new low in decorum so we must be thankful to Jesus Christ for giving us Donald J. Trump as President so he can restore grace and dignity to that office!!!!!!!
Convicted felon found with many firearms
http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/4120412-convicted-felon-found-many-firearms
Former Teacher Sentenced in Child Porn and Gun Case
http://www.fox21online.com/2017/03/16/former-teacher-sentenced-child-porn-gun-case/
3/15/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for teaching an 11-year-old girl how to act like a grown ass adult!!!!!!!
Brian T. Hill from our Bellefonte NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) several misdemeanor counts including endangering the welfare of children, making terroristic threats, simple assault and reckless endangerment after he allegedly pointed a gun at his live-in girlfriend’s 11-year-old-daughter. Sure enough, the nanny-state social justice warriors and whining (enabling) child “advocates” piled on with the timid, gun-hating “authorities” and the lying, disgusting “media” to try to make Patriot Hill look like some sort of abominably awful and emotionally unstable deviant who should not be allowed to have any proximity to children and firearms. Sure enough, the National Small Penis Association is burdened with the responsibility of presenting the alternative facts of this story in a fair and balanced manner!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when the 11-year-old girl’s father contacted the Pennsylvania State “Police” yesterday morning to report his daughter’s mother had just called to inform him that Patriot Hill had pointed a gun at their daughter back in December. Well, apparently the father isn’t enough of a real man to confront Patriot Hill directly so he had to go and tattle on Patriot Hill to the “police” so they could fight his battles for him. It sure is good the father doesn’t have sole custody of his daughter. Could you imagine how messed up she would turn out if she had to be around this loser (and probably a democrat!) all of the time????
Well, sure enough, the State “Police” dispatched a “trooper” to investigate, and Patriot Hill presented the perfectly sensible explanation that he pointed the gun at the 11-year-old girl because she was throwing a fit and not listening. What, was he supposed to just let her throw an unending temper tantrum???? If you don’t check that kind of self-entitled, self-centered banshee bellowing at an early age, you will be condemned to a life of woe and despair. I mean, just ask any man who has ever been married!!!!!!
Sure enough, the “authorities” were determined to take down this Good Guy With A Gun because they don’t respect the Bible’s Christian teachings on how to discipline a child so they arrested him on those totally rigged charges!!!!! You would have thought the election of Donald J. Trump as President was an indication that common sense and prudence had been reintroduced to the nation’s collective psyche!!!???!!! Well, it is now evident we have a long way to go, baby!!!!!
Man pointed gun at child for not listening, police say
http://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime/article138699408.html
3/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to foil a radical Islamic terrorist robbery plot to fund an ISIS attack on U.S. soil!!!!!!!!
Wes Retherford from our Hamilton NSPA chapter and an Ohio state representative from the 51st District (and a rising star in the Republican (naturally) Party) was arrested early Sunday morning and charged with (get this) improperly handling a firearm in a motor vehicle and operating a vehicle under the influence after the “police” allegedly found him passed out in his car at a McDonald’s drive-through with a loaded gun. A lot of people have said, and it has been widely reported by many sources, and a lot of people are talking about, and word got around to us that Patriot Retherford was actually trying to stop a radical Islamic terrorist attack!!!!!!!
See, if you listen to the disgusting, lying lamestream media, the opportunistic fiends in the Butler County Democratic Executive Committee and a foe of Patriot Retherford (a woman, naturally) from the state GOP, you would believe Patriot Retherford is an emotionally immature, reckless, arrogant, self-destructive buffoon who has been flashing warning signs about problems with substance abuse for years because they are determined to sideline a great leader through the dark art of character assassination!!!!!!!
See, they claim Patriot Retherford has flouted the rules banning alcohol from the Ohio Statehouse and has fostered a frat house atmosphere in his office. There have also been inferences that he must have been drinking heavily at the Butler County GOP’s Lincoln Day Dinner a few hours before the arrest. Once again, it takes the reporting skills of the National Small Penis Association (naturally) to give you the fair and balanced account of what actually happened.
See, we heard Patriot Retherford was alerted to news that a sleeper cell of radical Islamic terrorists was being activated to rob the McDonald’s near Hamilton to fund a plot to sneak a whole bunch of Mexicans into America to help them kill all of the 937 people expected to attend the Cincinnati Reds’ home opener on April 3!!!!!! Luckily, we heard, Patriot Retherford had his loaded gun with him and made plans to rush to the McDonald’s to stop the plot just like Jack Bauer used to do all of the time on ‘24′.
Well, unfortunately, before he could leave the Lincoln Day Dinner, we heard he got stuck in a conversation with Cliff Rosenberger, the Speaker of the Ohio House of Representatives and a stalwart Republican defender of the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman, who talked on and on and on and on about his favorite Judy Garland albums and the most fabulous Barbra Streisand concerts he has attended and his favorite Bette Midler movies and his favorite Sunday brunch spots. I mean, we support Cliff because he’s a Republican and all, but he sure is chatty about some strange subjects so we can’t blame Patriot Retherford for throwing back drink after drink while being forced to listen to that endless stream of prattle.
Well, unfortunately, the effects of the alcohol must have kicked in just as he pulled up to the McDonald’s to protect it from the radical Islamic terrorists, and he fell asleep. So even though Patriot Retherford was risking his life to save Cincinnati from a radical Islamic terrorist attack, the only thanks he gets is to be thrown in jail, have his gun confiscated and to be crucified by the lying, disgusting media. Thankfully, we have Donald J. Trump in the White House, and if there was ever a case for a Presidential pardon, this is it!!!!! #freeretherford
‘Party problem’ pol busted after passing out in drive-thru with loaded gun
www.nypost.com/…/party-problem-pol-busted-for-passing-out-…/
3/13/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for stepping in to protect a White guy from two black guys!!!!!!
Daniel Ray Brown from our Winston-Salem NSPA chapter was convicted last week of (get this) discharging a firearm within the city limits after he allegedly fired a warning shot with his concealed carry weapon at two black men who were struggling with a White man outside the Hanes Mall last year. In other words, he was convicted for simply being a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started way back on March 22 last year when Patriot Brown was enjoying breakfast with his mother at the Hanes Mall McDonald’s when (get this) he saw two black guys chase down a White man and begin struggling with him. Well, it was obvious the White man’s life was in danger (it was two black guys, after all) so Patriot Brown took the only sensible course of action available to him; he pulled out his semi-automatic handgun and ran out to confront the two black guys and demand they produce identification (it was two black guys, after all).
When the two black guys ignored his commands, Patriot Brown followed the only course of action available to him. He fired a bullet three feet in front of the two black guys (it was two black guys, after all).
Well, sure enough, the timid, do-nothing Winston-Salem “Police”, who are obviously easily cowed by the Black Lives Matters wrecking crew, showed up and immediately took sides with the two black guys and began treating Patriot Brown like a common criminal!!!!!
Well, once the “police” started investigating the situation, they determined the two black guys worked for a non-profit agency which provides community based supports to adults who have developmental disabilities and mental illnesses, and they were trying to redirect a client of the agency who has a mental illness and had attempted to run away from a community outing. Well, how was Patriot Brown supposed to know (it was two black guys, after all)????
Then to make matters worse, one of the responding “police officers” started lecturing Patriot Brown about the dangers of firing warning shots and made the totally bitchy comment that he must have gotten his concealed carry license from Kmart. What further proof do you need that the system is rigged against insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and who must affirm their manhood through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms????
Well, if you need more evidence, (get this) the judge who presided over the case revoked Patriot Brown’s concealed carry permit after he was found guilty of discharging a firearm within the city limits!!!!! Hopefully Donald J. Trump can get around soon to draining the dank swamp also known as Winston-Salem (it was two black guys, after all)!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexton: Judge protects public safety by revoking man’s gun privilege
3/12/2017
Good Guy With A Gun under fire basically for exercising a little executive authority to get a lazy government worker to actually do his job!!!!!!!
Gerald Howard from our Frazeysburg NSPA chapter and the Mayor of Frazeysburg (he’s the one who made Frazeysburg great again!) has come under fire from the insufferable swarm of snowflakes and social justice warriors who are outraged that Patriot Howard allegedly pointed a gun at a part-time village employee!!!!! Why is it that the liberals totally freak out whenever they encounter a real leader, like Donald J. Trump or Patriot Howard, who knows how to get things done and knows how to win???!!!???
See, all this nonsense started last week when Patriot Howard surprised a crew of village employees who were supposed to be building a retaining wall around a tank at the village’s waste water treatment plant on Canal Road. Well, Patriot Howard decided it was time to take a little executive action so he allegedly pointed a gun at one of the workers. Look, many people, more people than you could ever believe, have said the gold bricking village employee was probably standing around playing ‘Candy Crush’ on his phone while on the taxpayer’s dime when Patriot Howard pulled his gun on him. It should’t come as a shock that the employee claimed he had no idea why Patriot Howard pulled a gun on him.
Right on cue, the social justice warriors and snowflakes started calling (actually, they were whining) for Patriot Howard’s resignation. We don’t see what is such a big deal about pulling a gun on a lazy (#redundant) government worker. For the uninitiated, this brandishing of a gun is a motivation technique listed in the NSPA’s best selling publication from 2016, ‘Highly Effective Habits of Insecure, Small Penised, White Guys Who Are In Management Positions’.
Right now the Muskingum County “Sheriff” is investigating the case and will make a decision some time this week on whether to press charges. Even though Donald J. Trump is in the White House, the system is still rigged so we’re sure Patriot Howard will be run out of office and will get slapped with a fake criminal charge. When you see the vicious attacks the lying, disgusting “media” have been hurling at Patriots Howard and Trump, you would think it has now become a felony offense in America to be a REAL MAN IN CHARGE!!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Muskingum County mayor accused of pointing gun at village employee
3/11/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because women are terrible dealing with numbers and handling electronic devices!!!!!!
Dwight Donald Moon from our Wellborn NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with aggravated assault with a firearm and false imprisonment after he allegedly held 6 “victims” at gunpoint outside a house for sale near his home. If you listen to the Patriot-hating goons in the Suwanee County “Sheriff’s” Office or the disgusting, lying lamestream media in Wellborn, you might believe Patriot Moon is a shockingly irresponsible, stunning impulsive, desperately insecure and emotionally immature buffoon who possesses impossibly poor judgment. However, if you’re open minded and able to process fair and balanced news, a review of the alternative facts in this case will make it clear Patriot Moon was acting as a hero!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when some ditzy, scatterbrained woman real estate agent brought a potential home buyer and two friends of the potential buyer to tour a property. Sure enough, since the real estate agent was a woman (and nothing causes a woman more difficulty than numbers and electronic devices) she accidentally set off the home’s alarm system and couldn’t find the proper alarm code. The air head agent continued showing the property with the alarm blaring, which caused one of the friends to go out to her car in front of the home.
Well, Patriot Moon performed a little freelance neighborhood watch duty and allegedly rushed over to the house with his gun to investigate the disturbance. When the bird brained agent, the potential home buyer and the potential buyer’s friend exited the house, Patriot Moon allegedly confronted them with his gun. He then allegedly yelled at the other friend to get out of her car. Once he had all four of them staring down the barrel of his gun, he allegedly berated them and demanded they identify themselves.
In addition to the threat posed by these four people, Patriot Moon discovered two home inspectors in the back of the property conducting an inspection for the potential home buyer. Well, since Patriot Moon was so grossly outnumbered, he understandably allegedly pointed his gun at them and forced them to join the other four suspects at the front of the house until the “law enforcement” (little did Patriot Moon know who would actually show up) arrived.
Sure enough, when the “deputies” arrived, the two home inspectors began whining that they were wearing company uniforms and their company vehicle had plenty of signs indicating the company name so they felt Patriot Moon should have known they posed no threat. Well, they are obviously unaware of the kinds of disguises and deceit Mexicans and radical Islamic terrorists will use to achieve their goals of killing Americans and establishing a caliphate on our shores!!!!!!
Well, (surprise, surprise) the dull witted “deputies” sided with the 6 “victims” and arrested Patriot Moon so they could confiscate his gun. If you ask us, Patriot Moon was simply using his sacred 2nd Amendment right to keep his neighborhood safe from some unhinged lunatic who might have hurt somebody. As we always say, “When you have a gun in your hand, it’s better to be safe than sorry!!!!”
Unfortunately, even with Donald J. Trump in the White House, there are still a bunch of narrow minded, gullible fools who blindly followed Dictator Obama, no matter what obscene and embarrassing behavior he exhibited, who are getting in the way of Donald J. Trump’s solemn oath to finally restore law and order to America!!!!! As long as that is the case, Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Moon will continue to be sent to jail!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Wellborn man threatens 6 victims at gunpoint
3/10/2017
Good Guy With A Gun loses appeal because the Iowa Court of Appeals likes playing games with semantics!!!!!!!!
Adam Lee Hopper from our Nora Springs NSPA chapter lost his case yesterday in front of the Iowa Court of Appeals and (get this!) must remain on parole for another couple of years just because the rigged system likes keeping a Good Guy With A Gun under their control and supervision!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started two whole years ago on March 8, 2015 when Patriot Hopper allegedly had a “confrontation” with his fiancee in their home and fired a 22. caliber rifle several times through a wall and door in their home.
See, Patriot Hopper’s fiancee obviously manipulated the gullible jury when she “testified” at Patriot Hopper’s trial that she was afraid for her life during that confrontation because he was angry and had a gun. Oh, yes, the angry White guy with a gun, that archaic, mythic bogey man which has become ingrained over centuries in our nation’s shameful history of anti-white racism and is trotted out again and again to gin up fear and hate among the ignorant, gullible, dull witted and bigoted elements of our society!!!!!
Well, sure enough, the rigged system ensnared Patriot Hopper, and he was found guilty of intimidation with a dangerous weapon with intent and sentenced to up to 5 years in prison. After serving a whole year in prison, Patriot Hopper was released from prison in September 2016. Unfortunately, Patriot Hopper was then forced to be on parole for years so he decided to file an appeal with the Iowa Court of Appeals to be released from parole. After all, why should his fiancee who must have instigated the whole situation with her constant nagging and attempts at manipulation be allowed to ruin his life????
So Patriot Hopper presented the totally plausible argument that there had been insufficient evidence at his original trial to prove he fired a dangerous weapon at, into or inside an occupied building, as required by law to support the charge against him. See, the term “dangerous weapon” is the key here. Patriot Hopper used a 22. caliber rifle. This is only a dangerous weapon when it is in the hands of a Mexican, Muslim or a black guy. It certainly isn’t a dangerous weapon when it’s in the hands of a Christian White man. No, in this case it’s a sacred Constitutional right!!!!!
Well, the rigged “court system” suppressed this argument and pronounced Patriot Hopper would be forced to remain under their cruel yoke for more years to come!!!!! Hopefully, with Donald J. Trump in the White House, we’ll finally get some judges on the bench who respect the Constitution and put an end to these travesties of justice!!!!!
Nora Springs man loses appeal on gun conviction
http://www.kimt.com/2017/03/08/nora-springs-man-loses-appeal-on-gun-conviction/
3/9/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to halt ex-Dictator Obama’s illegal plot (the worst thing since Watergate!!! – what a sick guy) to overwhelm Florida with invasive packs of coyotes intentionally infected with avian flu!!!!!!!
Robert Emmett Heup from our Village of Liberty Park NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday and charged with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly threatened a woman with a gun while she was walking her dogs.
See, all this nonsense started Tuesday when some old bag was walking her dogs on the back side of property near the Liberty Park golf course when she was confronted by Patriot Heup, who she claimed appeared to be holding a firearm. Then the old bag claimed (we’re not making this up) Patriot Heup pointed the gun at her and asked, “Should I shoot you or your dog first?” So then the old bag gathered up her dogs and hightailed it out of there as fast as her old legs could carry her. Sure enough, the first thing she did was call the Sumter County “Sheriff’s” Department to report the “incident”. (Isn’t it interesting that even with all of these recent women’s marches, which allege women are just as accomplished and capable as men, the first thing a woman does when she feels threatened is to call a man to protect her??? Just sayin’.)
Well, sure enough, some patsy “deputy” was dispatched to hunt down Patriot Heup as if he were a common criminal. Patriot Heup denied pointing the gun at the woman and reasonably explained he had simply been showing the old bag what type of force to use to protect against coyotes. See, we just heard (this has been reported by multiple sources) that ex-Dictator Obama has initiated an evil, sick plot to ravage Florida by introducing wild packs of coyotes infected with a deadly strain of avian flu into multiple regions of the state. See, ex-Dictator Obama is furious at Florida for voting for Donald J. Trump rather than Hillary Clinton so he is determined to destroy Florida as payback. See, we warned you all along that he’s a bad, sick guy!!!!!!
So Patriot Heup was simply trying to protect the citizens of The Villages, a well known compound of mostly hard core conservative retirees, from this evil plan by being ready to kill any coyotes. Unfortunately, even with Donald J. Trump in the White House, the infrastructure of the rigged system is still firmly in place on the local level in many places (even in Florida) so the Sumter County “Sheriff’s” Department was able to get away with arresting Patriot Heup. However, the rigged system will not break Patriot Heup’s spirit as the insouciance of his smirk in his mug shot indicates. That look on his face perfectly captures the guiding spirit of The National Small Penis Association!!!!!! Job well done, Patriot Heup!!!!!!
Village of Liberty Park man arrested after allegedly threatening dog walker with gun
3/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the “police” want to keep a monopoly on their “protection” racket!!!!!
Kevin Lessard from our Dracut NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday afternoon and charged with (get this) misdemeanor impersonating a police officer and felony charges of carrying a firearm without a license, unlawful possession of ammunition and carry a dangerous weapon for allegedly impersonating a police officer. The real story, though, is that the Tyngsboro “Police” are afraid the public will realize a Good Guy With A Gun is just effective as a “professional police officer”. See, they’ve got the market cornered on this community protection gig and are living on easy street at the taxpayers’ expense so you can be sure they will take down a Good Guy With A Gun at all costs before the word gets out.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Lessard pulled up in his Ford Crown Victoria with New Hampshire license plates and flashing white lights in the rear window next to a disabled vehicle. Patriot Lessard told the vehicle’s owner that he would stay until the tow truck arrived.
Well, everything would have been fine except for some busybody who drove by Patriot Lessard and the driver of the disabled car and called the “police” after sensing Patriot Lessard wasn’t a government sanctioned police officer!!!! Well, sure enough, the members of the Tyngsboro “Police” swarmed upon Patriot Lessard to protect their vested interests!!!
The insecure “officers” started grilling him and confiscated his loaded 9mm pistol, bullets in his pocket and a retractable police baton. Then they slapped him with all of those fake charges to eliminate the threat he posed to their cushy, lap of luxury lifestyles.
Sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” is part of this rigged system so they piled on and tried to make Patriot Lessard look like some kind of insecure, emotionally immature, unstable weirdo who tries to compensate for his feelings of inadequacy by masquerading as an armed figure of authority and who could be capable of doing something dangerous with a loaded gun. Well, haters are going to hate. That’s just how they operate!!!!
Thankfully, with Donald J. Trump in the White House, guys like Patriot Lessard and the rest of us insecure, small pensied, White guys who affirm our manhood through the possession of firearms will finally automatically get the respect we deserve and won’t have to don any costumes. See, there’s a new sheriff in town, and everybody better get used to it!!!!!!!
Dracut Man Charged With Impersonating Officer, Carrying Gun Without License
3/7/2017
AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN TOMORROW……at least for one day!!!!!!
Rejoice, insecure, small penised, White guys because March 8 will officially be a day without women!!!!!!!! We here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters declare March 8 to be a national day of celebration and introspection!!! First and foremost, tomorrow will be the safest day ever for driving because there will be no women drivers on the road!!!! Better yet, March 8 will provide us a 24 hour reprieve from nagging and hysterical outbursts!!!!
Also, we heard the U.S. Department of Labor has released a study which says tomorrow will have the highest level of worker productivity ever recorded, unlike anything anybody has ever seen before, because we won’t have to waste so much time explaining to women “coworkers” how to do their jobs properly!!!!!
It will also be a day of quiet introspection because we won’t be distracted and disturbed by the endless stream of meaningless, ceaseless, nettlesome, soul deadening chatter that comes out of the motor mouths of women, and we will be able to use this period of respite to think about all of the greatness we can accomplish when we don’t have women getting in the way!!!!!
The day of celebration will culminate with a rally outside the White House to celebrate the greatness of Donald J. Trump and the joy of yet another day without Hillary Clinton in the White House!!!!! #greatestdayeva
A Day Without a Woman: What you need to know
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/03/06/day-without-woman-what-you-need-know/98690692/
3/6/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for getting the party started!!!!!!
Cody Ray Gowers from our Casper NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night by the Casper “Police” and charged with (get this) suspicion of aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and property destruction after he allegedly fired a gun 14 times during an altercation involving an intense game of beer pong at a house party, with shots hitting a wall near several children and adults, according to reporting in the Casper Star Tribune!!!!
Sure enough, the lying, liberal, lamestream “media” in Casper is trying to make Patriot Gowers look like some emotionally immature, dull witted, impulsive baby-man who should have no access to firearms because that is the only trick they have left to play now that their benefactor, Dictator Obama, is no longer in power. See, they know the ascendant age of the insecure, small penised, White guy is upon them, and their flop sweat is showing.
See, we heard the party Patriot Gowers was attending was a real drag so we’re guessing Patriot Gowers pulled out his gun and fired off a few celebratory gun shots to get the party started. Yeah, the “police” found 14 bullet holes in the home, including seven in the ceiling and the same number in a wall near the front doors. Sure enough, the frantic fear mongers at the Capser Star Tribune reported “police” documents stated the “police” traced the path of the bullets and found evidence that some of the rounds had traveled through a bathroom near bedrooms where children had apparently been. Well, big deal!!! Kids like nothing more than playing with snap and pops and bursting balloons at parties so Patriot Gowers was simply giving them a little loud entertainment, and it’s not like anybody actually got shot or anything!!!!!
This is just another case of the big government, nanny state, liberal elitists who want to regulate everything, including the fun people like Patriot Gowers can have at a party, and who have still managed to maintain a stranglehold on the levers of local government in liberal enclaves like Casper, Wyoming!!!! Furthermore, this is another reminder of why we must eliminate the leftist threat from all levels of our government in order to help Donald J. Trump make America great again!!!! After all, now that Patriot Gowers is locked up in jail, who will protect the good people of Casper when the dangerous Mexicans and Muslims come to town to kill them all???!!!??? SCARY!!!!!
Authorities arrest Casper man suspected of firing gun at party
3/5/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested in an obvious case of mistaken identity!!!!!!
Marcus Hallmark from our Columbia Heights NSPA chapter was arrested early Saturday morning and locked up in the Hennepin County Jail (as if he were a common criminal) where he is waiting to be booked after he allegedly shot and killed another man late Friday night.
See, all this nonsense started Friday night when the Minnetonka “Police” arrived to the scene of the shooting, the ramp at the park-and-ride lot on Wayzata Boulevard, where they found a dead man on the ground with a gunshot wound to the head. Witnesses gave them a description of the shooter, and a few hours later the “police” rolled up on Patriot Hallmark in the woods near Crane Lake (where he was probably heeding the Christian call to do outreach to help the homeless) to arrest him.
Look, it is obvious to us here at the NSPA executive headquarters that this arrest is another case of mistaken identity based upon a faulty eyewitness. See, we have suffered too many times from the societal racism that allows so many people to think all insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through possession of firearms look alike!!!!! How many Good Guys With A Gun have been falsely convicted because of this racism???? This is just another example of the rigged “judicial” system which treats us as easily disposable, second-class citizens and destroys our chances of ever being fully reintegrated into society!!!!!
Thankfully, with Donald J. Trump as President and Jefferson Beauregard Sessions as the U.S. Attorney General, we have two of our own in positions of power to right these institutional wrongs which have plagued America for centuries!!!!!
Arrest in deadly shooting at Minnetonka park-and-ride ramp
http://www.fox9.com/news/239530257-story
3/4/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to calm down his overly emotional girlfriend without putting his hands on her!!!!!!!
Stephen Via from our Richmond, Indiana NSPA chapter was (get this) convicted yesterday of murdering his girlfriend with a gun after the jury labored for less than a whole three hours (#sarcasm) to review the facts of the case. If you ever needed a case to prove the “judicial system” in America is rigged against insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood through possession of firearms, this miscarriage of “justice” in the Wayne County Circuit Court is for you!!!!
See, as Patriot Via’s defense team tried to explain, this was all simply a tragic accident. Yes, a gun in Patriot Via’s possession discharged a bullet into his girlfriend’s head, which caused her life to end, but the gun fired accidentally. See, as Patriot Via’s defense team tried to explain, Patriot Via was just pointing the gun toward her in an attempt to simply intimidate her. See, we figure Patriot Via’s girlfriend must have been getting overly emotional (you know how women get) over some trivial matter. Well, Patriot Via probably realized he had to get this hysterical woman under control before she did something dangerous so he pointed the gun at her to intimidate her. I mean, Heaven forbid, if he had put his hands on her to calm her down (which really still is the most expedient way to get a woman to pipe down!), Gloria Allred would have led some Million Woman March through the streets of Richmond to demand Patriot Via’s head be delivered to her on a silver platter!!!!!
See, as the defense team tried to explain, while Patriot Via was gesturing with the gun toward her to get her to chill out, the gun somehow fired accidentally. As Patriot Via said on the stand, “I don’t know how the gun went off.” However, his reasonable explanation was drowned out by the flood of fake testimony presented by his girlfriend’s family and friends who all oh so conveniently seemed to be reciting the same story about seeing signs of domestic violence in the relationship before the shooting!!!!! Sure enough, the fake news, disgusting, liberal lamestream “media” ate it all up and ensured Patriot Via would be made to look like the bad guy!!!
Now, a lot of members of the insecure, small penised, White guy community thought discrimination against us would somehow magically disappear overnight now that one of our own, Donald J. Trump, had been elected President. Well, with his case, I hope you have all realized we still have a lot of work to do!!!!!!!
Via found guilty on murder charge
http://www.pal-item.com/story/news/crime/2017/03/03/via-found-guilty-murder-charge/98690046/
3/3/2017
Good Guys With A Gun arrested for simply conducting an audit of the authorities’ (yeah, right) respect for gun rights!!!!!!!
Brandon Vreeland from our Jackson NSPA chapter and James Baker from our Leonard NSPA chapter were arrested recently by the gun rights hating thugs in the Dearborn “Police” Department and charged with (get this) carrying a concealed weapon, disturbing the peace, resisting arrest and brandishing a weapon after simply walking into the Dearborn “Police” Department lobby wearing tactical gear and hauling a few firearms to make sure the Dearborn “Police” respected their rights to carry weapons openly.
Sure enough, the answer was an emphatic NO, and the cowardly goons who patrol the streets of Dearborn, which are teeming with Muslims just waiting for the call to kill REAL Americans in order to help the thankfully deposed Dictator Obama establish a Muslim Mexican caliphate here, confronted Patriots Vreeland and Baker by pointing guns at them and ordering them to surrender their 2nd Amendment rights!!!!! See, the craven and cowardly Dearborn “Police” would rather confront Good Guys With A Gun in the safety of the lobby of their own department than risk getting a little boo boo on their foreheads by actually doing their jobs and venturing into the well documented “no go” zones in Dearborn presided over by the Muslim “residents” who are obviously plotting to destroy America!!!!
Not only did the Dearborn “Police” arrest Patriots Vreeland and Baker for simply enjoying their 2nd Amendment rights, but they also (surprise, surprise) used this as an excuse to confiscate their firearms which included a loaded AP-14 and a rifle magazine containing 47 rounds, a loaded Glock 19 handgun with four additional magazines and body armor and ballistic vests. Heaven forbid a few Good Guys With A Gun might actually be prepared to protect the good people of Dearborn from the Muslims in their midst!!!!!
The scariest aspect of this story is the knowledge that even with Donald J. Trump in the White House there are still wide swaths of this country dominated by “authorities” who have no respect for the U. S. Constitution and are determined to subvert the foundational ideals of American democracy to help themselves achieve their evil, selfish ends!!!!!!! This is just a reminder that our work to save America from these insane bastards is just beginning!!!!!!
Gun-toting advocates arrested at police station charged with felonies
http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2017/02/gun-toting_advocates_arrested.html
3/2/2017
Good Guy With A Gun is dead basically because his estranged wife must have been a fan of that horrible ‘Desperate Housewives’ tv show!!!!!!!!
James Lee Morris, formerly from our Haslet NSPA chapter, sadly lost his life early this morning after he was forced by the machinations of his estranged wife to shoot and kill her new and much younger boyfriend and critically injure her with a gunshot before turning the gun on himself and committing suicide.
See, all this nonsense started, we’re guessing, when that awful, anti-Christian tv program ‘Desperate Housewives’ made its debut on that awful, anti-Christian ABC television network. See, on that program it seemed like in every episode one of the middle aged harlots, I mean, housewives would hook up with some studly guy who was half her age. I mean, it’s not like I ever watched the show or anything because that wouldn’t be very manly, if you know what I mean. See, I just read synopses of the shows on the internet just to be familiar with the media filth that is destroying America. I mean, you’ve got to be at least somewhat familiar with your enemy before you go into battle.
So Patriot Morris’ wife walked out on him to file for divorce and had the nerve to reportedly file an emergency protection order against him. See, we think she wanted to be like one of those ‘Desperate Housewives’ so she went out and hooked up with some 24-year-old boy toy. Get this, she is 50 and Patriot Morris was 53, and they had three children together!!! Can you believe a wife would walk out on her husband and children to shack up with a much younger partner? You don’t see any White Christian husbands walking out on their families just to satisfy their selfish, carnal desires with a much younger woman because WE worship the BIBLE and use it to guide our lives while the women worship ‘Desperate Housewives’ and use it to guide their lives into certain self destruction!!!!!
Well, Patriot Morris wasn’t going to stand for his wife’s desecration of their Christian wedding vows and her blatant disregard of the Bible’s instructions for a woman to be obedient to her husband so to teach her a lesson he shot and killed her young boyfriend and shot and critically injured her. Then he shot and killed himself because as a Good Guy With A Gun he knew he would not be able to get a fair trial in the rigged “judicial system”!!!!!
Thankfully, we now have Donald J. Trump as President, and he appointed Jefferson Beauregard Sessions as Attorney General so we can finally rest assured that insecure, small penised, White guys will finally be guaranteed of receiving a totally fair and impartial hearing!!!! Thank you, Patriot Trump!!!!!
Man kills estranged wife’s boyfriend, himself in Haslet murder-suicide, police say
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/02/1-dead-2-critically-injured-haslet-shooting
3/1/2017
Good Guy With A Gun attacked by a drunken mob!!!!!
Martin Knowles from our Idaho Falls NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a weapon by a convicted felon and an enhancement charge for use of a deadly weapon in the commission of a felony after he allegedly entered the Roadhouse Saloon with an AM 15.223-caliber rifle and a .40-caliber pistol and pointed the guns at the bar patrons!!!!
Sure enough, the disgusting, fake news “media” has completely manipulated the facts of the story to make Patriot Knowles look like the perpetrator when he was in fact the victim!!!! See, all this nonsense started last night when Patriot Knowles went to the Roadhouse Saloon, probably to warn the patrons about the long-term negative health effects of continued alcohol usage, when he totally accidentally kicked a bar patron’s broken ankle, which had been broken in an industrial accident.
Well, sure enough, because we live in a culture of cry baby victimization fostered by the despicable liberals who manipulate their gullible and aggrieved base into thinking they have gotten a raw deal in life, the bar patron with the broken ankle somehow got the notion that Patriot Knowles was trying to pick a fight with him and started complaining to the obviously co-dependent bartender who completely fell for the ridiculous story and kicked Patriot Knowles out of the bar!!!!!
Well, Patriot Knowles knew he couldn’t let these obvious lies go unchallenged because a compulsive liar who is never held accountable for his lies will only continue to tell bigger and bigger lies!!!! Since the truth was at stake, Patriot Knowles knew he had to be prepared for a big fight so he allegedly brought the two guns with him and leveled them at the bar patrons when he charged his way back into the Roadhouse Saloon.
Well, the vicious bar patrons, who have obviously been training at those top-secret ISIS training camps that Dictator Obama established in America, launched a devastating coordinated attack on Patriot Knowles and nearly beat him to death as his mug shot clearly documents. How terrifying is it that there was so much ignorance, fear and hatred unleashed by Dictator Obama’s “administration” that these types of cowardly attacks could be committed without consequence against insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with how their lives turned out and who must affirm their manhood through possession of guns????? SAD!!!!
Thankfully, now that Donald J. Trump is in office, we can finally get back to scapegoating and terrorizing the people who really deserve to be attacked!!!!! That, folks, is how we will be able to make America great again!!!!!
Bar patrons attack and disarm man with rifle
2/28/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to end the American carnage!!!!!!
Raymond Gunderman from our Yorkville NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) unlawful use of a weapon, aggravated assault and disorderly conduct after he allegedly yelled a racial slur and pointed a gun at two “victims” while driving the increasingly mean streets in Montgomery on Friday.
Sure enough, the easily distracted and impulsive Montgomery “Police” apparently had no qualms about hunting down Patriot Gunderman after getting a description of his car and his license plate number from the two “victims” rather than actually looking for sleeper cells of radical Islamic terrorists or marauding gangs of bad hombres from Mexico!! Sure enough, the first thing they did once they arrested Patriot Gunderman was confiscate his gun. Should we even be the least bit surprised???? NO!!!!
See, Patriot Gunderman was simply letting the two “victims” know they wouldn’t be able to bring their drugs, their crime, their killing, their rape and their moral decay to the streets of Montgomery. See, the days of Montgomery as a sanctuary city for dangerously hued people, and you know who I mean, are over now that Donald J. Trump is in the White House. Unfortunately, we have yet another case of Dictator Obama’s nearby Chicago Wrecking Crew exerting its local influence and rigging the system to take down a Good Guy With A Gun. Look, nobody ever said putting a stop to American carnage would be easy so all we can do is double our efforts on behalf of insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and who must affirm their manhood through possession of their guns!!!!!!
Yorkville Man Charged for Yelling Racial Slur, Pointing Gun at Victims in Montgomery
2/27/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Dictator Obama overturned ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ back in 2011!!!!!!!!!
Ben Roger Bearden from our Gretna NSPA chapter and a former Gretna Police officer was arrested Monday and charged with (get this) cruelty to animals after he allegedly shot and killed his neighbor’s dog (it was a Cockapoo – does that even count as a real dog?) with a pellet gun. Look, the dog was a yappy little mixed breed (pure breeds are the best, you get nothing but trouble when you mix the breeds, if you know what I mean), and Patriot Bearden and his wife had filed numerous complaints with the Gretna “Police” about the dog’s barking. Sure enough, the “police” didn’t do anything so Patriot Bearden had no choice except to shoot and kill the dog (allegedly) !!!
To make matters worse, nobody is giving Patriot Bearden the least little bit of consideration about the stressors he has been under for the past 5 ½ years, which surely contributed to his need to shoot and kill the dog because he needs all the peace and quiet he can get to help him deal with his suffering. See, Patriot Bearden had to resign from the Gretna “Police” Department 5 years ago for what the department called “personal matters.”
Well, it’s obvious to us the source of the personal matters. See, it was a little more than 5 ½ years ago that Dictator Obama overturned ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ in order to let the homosexual serve openly in the military. Well, we were warning everybody at the time along with all of our military expert friends who appeared on Fox News that allowing these homosexuals to serve openly in the military would reduce the military to rubble and lead to a breakdown of the entire social order. See, Dictator Obama wanted this to happen so he could establish a Mexican Muslim caliphate here and bring about the end of America!!!!
Well, obviously within the 6 months after the end of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ there was so much chaos spreading across America that Patriot Bearden could no longer handle the nightmarish stress of trying to maintain law and order on the increasingly mean streets of Gretna so he had no choice except to resign from the Gretna force for “personal matters.” Patriot Bearden has carried this pain caused by witnessing the destruction of America at the hands of Dictator Obama for so long that it should be no surprise he was forced to shoot the neighbor’s dog in a quest for the soul coating balm of silence.
Though Patriot Bearden has endured much trauma over the past 5 ½ years, we are hopeful he will finally be able to heal now that Donald J. Trump is President!!!!! HOPE!!!!!!!
Former Gretna officer jailed after fatally shooting dog, police say
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2017/02/former_gretna_cop_shoots_dog.html#comments
2/26/2017
Good Guy With A Gun is dead basically because of gay marriage!!!!!!! (We warned you!!!!)
It is with a heavy heart that we here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters announce the passing of Vincent Fuillerat from our Brandon NSPA chapter. Though Patriot Fuillerat passed away Friday from a self inflicted gun shot, he will always be remembered as a representative of the NSPA’s cause and purpose!!!!
See, all this nonsense started back in 2015 when Patriot Fuillerat’s wife filed for divorce so she could move in with her girlfriend. Well, with the divorce looming, Patriot Fuillerat drove to the home his soon to be ex-wife shared with her girlfriend!!!! (Yes, you read that correctly – her girlfriend!!!)
So obviously Patriot Fuillerat decided to stand his ground for the sanctity of marriage at their house when he crashed through a sliding glass door with his shotgun. Sure enough, Patriot Fuillerat’s soon to be ex-wife and her girlfriend were waiting for him with guns of their own and began shooting at Patriot Fuillerat with as little consideration for his life as they had for the sanctity of marriage between one man and one woman.
Luckily, Patriot Fuillerat knew he would be encountering cold blooded killers so he wore a bullet proof vest to be ready for them. So obviously Patriot Fuillerat was in a fight for his life so he had no choice except to shoot and kill the two women. Sadly, Patriot Fuillerat knew he would be eaten alive by the liberal, lying, lamestream “media” and the politically correct, rigged “judicial” system so he was forced to turn his gun on himself and commit suicide!!!!
See, we warned you all along that the legalization of gay marriage would destroy Biblically approved marriage between one man and one woman. This tragedy of the loss of Patriot Fuillerat’s life is a horrific example of the horrible consequences of the acceptance of gay marriage. Thankfully, we now have President Donald J. Trump in the White House, and he will never pander on wedge issues like gay marriage and will stand up for the Bible because he understands a respect for the teachings of the Christian Bible will be the first order of business for making America great again!!!!!!
Husband shoots his school teacher wife and her new lesbian lover dead before turning the gun on himself in horrific double murder-suicide shootout
2/25/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically because a woman (naturally!) tried to rob him blind!!!!!!!
Chad W. Conway from our Roscoe NSPA chapter and formerly from our Carpentersville NSPA chapter was (get this!) found guilty of being an armed habitual criminal, a Class X felony (WTF x 2!), and unlawful possession of a weapon by a felon, a Class 2 felony, and now faces 6 to 60 years in prison basically because he simply tried to protect himself from an avaricious woman!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started way back in March 2015 when Patriot Conway went to a cousin’s home at 3:30 AM (probably because he wanted to make sure he was up in plenty of time to study his Bible before attending the 7:30 AM mass at St. Monica Parish) and put a gun and a wad of money on the kitchen table (probably because he was planning on bringing the wad of money to put in the collection plate and had the gun with him in case there were any Islamic extremist terrorists casing St. Monica for an attack!).
Well, a greedy, overprotective mother and her two sleeping children were in the house. Sure enough, she started hectoring Patriot Conway about having a gun (a beautiful Ruger Blackhawk .357 magnum revolver) around her oh-so-precious children because that is how those helicopter parents operate. Then to make matters worse, she put her hands on his gun and put it in a drawer!!!!!
Also, she had obviously never read what it says in the Bible about not judging others because she made a big deal out of him technically not being allowed to have a gun because he has a long criminal history that includes cocaine delivery, battery, aggravated battery, domestic battery, aggravated assault and unlawful possession of a weapon.
Then (get this!), Ms. Moral High And Mighty showed what a judgmental hypocrite she is by taking a $20 bill from the wad of money and told Patriot Conway to get out of the house. Well, since Patriot Conway is a real man and not some henpecked pushover, he got the gun out of the drawer, fired it at the wall and demanded his money back. Then the woman took another $20 bill and claimed she was taking it for the damage. (AS IF!) At this point Patriot Conway had to show her he was in charge so he shot the wall again.
Then, to make sure her children learned about the horrible wages of greed and didn’t follow their mother’s path, Patriot Conway grabbed her by the throat, put the gun to her forehead and forced her into the living room. He then called to the children and told them, “Come watch your mother die,” the state’s attorney’s office said, as reported in http://www.nwherald.com.
Sure enough, she called 911 as soon as Patriot Conway left the house. We can only imagine the sob story she gave them, and we’re sure as Hell positive she never mentioned the money she stole from him which he was surely planning to give to St. Monica Parish. Sure enough, the “police” who showed up bought the story and hunted Patriot Conway down like he was a common criminal and confiscated his gun before throwing him in the Kane County Jail.
The “police” could get away with this because they knew the rigged system would throw him away in jail. After all, Carpentersville is only 42 miles away from Chicago so you know Obama’s Chicago Wrecking Crew was calling the shots to make sure this Good Guy With A Gun got locked up because they don’t want him to be around to stop any of the Islamic extremist terrorists they are sneaking into the country to establish a One-World caliphate!!!!! SAD!!!!
Ex-Carpentersville man convicted after threatening woman with gun
2/23/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because a so-called judge left America open to terrorist infiltration!!!!!!!!
Adam W. Purinton from our Olathe NSPA chapter was arrested and charged today with first-degree murder and two counts of attempted first-degree murder after he allegedly shot two engineers from India who worked for a Kansas City based engineering firm and a third man at an Olathe bar where many patrons had gathered to watch a Kansas Jayhawks basketball game. One of the engineers died and the other was released from the hospital today. The third man remains in the hospital.
Witnesses claim prior to the shooting Patriot Purinton uttered racial slurs at the two Indian engineers and allegedly told them to “get out of my country” before he shot them. Then the third man, who must have been one of those trouble making social justice warriors who harbors a deep-seated hatred of America, tried to attack Patriot Purinton on behalf of the Indian engineers. So Patriot Purinton had no choice except to stand his ground and shoot the man.
See, what really burns us up here in the NSPA executive offices is that Patriot Purinton was doing nothing more than protecting us from the dangerous immigrants Donald J. Trump has been warning us about, and he wouldn’t have been forced into a position to shoot the two Indian engineers if it hadn’t been for the so-called judge who blocked the enforcement of President Trump’s travel ban and immigration order. See, those two Indian engineers shouldn’t have been in the bar, endangering the safety of all of the real Americans there, in the first place if only the rigged court systems had obeyed President Trump without question!!!!!!
Unfortunately, the rigged system is siding with the blood lusting immigrants who have orders from their One-World puppet masters to come over here to kill as many Americans as they can over real Americans like Patriot Purinton who are trying to keep our country safe from unhinged, impulsive killers capable of senseless, random violence!!!!! SAD!!!!!
Look, if we want to make America safe so it actually has a chance to be great again, it’s obvious we’re going to need to get these so-called judges out of the way so real Americans like President Donald J. Trump and Patriot Purinton can call the shots!!!!!!
Charges filed in Olathe Austins shooting; suspect waives extradition to Johnson County
http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article134459444.html#storylink=cpy
2/22/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because it is all but impossible to stand your ground with a machete!!!!!!
John Warne from our North Fort Myers NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly waved a machete and shot a gun at a neighbor and two of the neighbor’s children in a valiant attempt to defend himself and protect his property.
See, all this nonsense started Monday when some of his neighbor’s children were playing outside to enjoy having Presidents Day off from school. Well, Patriot Warne understandably became upset and felt threatened by seeing children playing so close to his home. According to the neighbor, Patriot Warne ran outside and yelled at the children to get way from his home or he was going to run them all over. Then to make sure he really got their attention, he tried to stand his ground and protect his property by allegedly wielding a machete at the juvenile delinquents.
Well, that didn’t have the intended impact so Patriot Warne had no choice except to bring his gun outside and allegedly shoot it at his neighbor, the neighbor’s 18-year-old daughter and the neighbor’s 11-year-old son. Well, let’s just say that did the trick and got everybody to back away from his property.
Sure enough, the “authorities” swarmed onto the scene so Patriot Warne had to take off in his car with his 16-month-old son. Sure enough, the “authorities” hunted him down as if he were a common criminal and arrested him. Sure enough, the citizens of North Fort Myers are less safe now that Patriot Warne is in jail, and if any of them die in an attack by a band of Mexican Muslim extremist terrorists, the screwheads from the North Fort Myers “Police” Department will be responsible for their deaths. Thankfully, we finally have a President who will hold government officials, like the goldbricking goons with the North Fort Myers “Police”, accountable for anything bad that happens as a result of their irresponsible misuse of government authority!!!! IT’S ABOUT TIME!!!!
Man wields machete, shoots at kids in North Fort Myers
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/34564338/north-fort-myers-man-arrested-for-shooting-at-family
2/21/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to stop another massacre in another Sweden!!!!!!!
Brett Blackburn from our Sweden, New York NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) felony second-degree assault after he allegedly shot and seriously injured another man while hunting coyotes last night. Sure enough, we believe we have yet another case here of the disgusting, lying, fake news “media” in cahoots with the corrupt local “authorities” to distort the facts of the case in order to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!
See, if you believe the story peddled by the conniving, pro-Hillary, lying “media, you believe Patriot Blackburn was out hunting coyotes with his son at night when he irresponsibly fired his gun without clearly identifying his target and ended up shooting a 32-year-old man. Look, he explained to the “authorities” that he thought he saw the eyes of a coyote before he fired his gun. That explanation is good enough for us, but (surprise, surprise….NOT!!!!) it wasn’t good enough for the crooked “authorities” who are part of the rigged system so they went ahead and arrested Patriot Blackburn so they could lock him up and confiscate his gun!!!!
See, we figure Patriot Blackburn was trying to prevent a horrifying terrorist attack, just like the one that happened in Sweden last Friday night. See, we figure he figured the extremist Islamic terrorists would naturally want to follow up their victory in Sweden (as in Sweden Sweden) by attacking Sweden, New York. See, we heard ISIS has been training armies of attack coyotes infected with avian flu in FEMA camps right here on American soil.
So naturally Patriot Blackburn must have known there wasn’t time for any type of liberal, egg-headed due diligence to ensure he knew exactly what he was shooting and getting himself involved in so he shot his gun on a gut feeling because that’s what real Americans do!! See, we real Americans know it’s better to be safe than sorry!!!! Okay, so maybe he didn’t end up shooting a coyote, but what good does it do any of us to lock up a decisive man of action like Patriot Blackburn? I mean, what are the residents of Sweden, New York going to do when the pack of coyote caliphate commandos actually do descend upon their town if Patriot Blackburn is in jail????
They’re all going to die!!!!! That’s what they’re going to do, and that’s why we must all get behind our glorious President Donald J. Trump to run these God damn immigrants out of this country because we were here first, and we cannot tolerate the chance of having a whole bunch of people from other countries coming here to slaughter all of us and steal our land. See, that kind of shit doesn’t go down in America so we’re ready to stand proudly with President Trump to make sure this never happens!!!!!!!
Brett Blackburn charged after shooting man while coyote hunting in Sweden
2/20/2017
Good Guy With A Gun facing charges basically for saving America from (what we suspect was) a dangerous Chinaman!!!!!!!!
Johnathan Cromwell from our Virginia Beach NSPA chapter was charged recently with (get this) second-degree murder and use of a firearm in the commission of a felony after he allegedly shot and killed a 60-year-old Chinese immigrant (I guess I can officially tell all the Trump immigration/travel ban protesters, “Told you so!”) way back in January!!!
Sure enough, the disgusting, lying, fake news, lamestream “media” is piling on Patriot Cromwell because they are all still whining and crying that Hillary Clinton should be President so they figure they can destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun as a way to get a little bit of payback!! SAD!!!!
See, all this nonsense started on the night of January 26 when Patriot Cromwell was on duty as a security guard for Citywide Protection Services, which has a contract with the River Walk Community Association to provide “unarmed roving patrol services.” However, thankfully, Virginia regulations and the security contract allowed Patriot Cromwell to be armed while he was on patrol, and it was a good thing that was the case because he needed his gun to defend himself from (in our humble opinion) a dangerous Asian menace!!!!!
See, while Patriot Cromwell was on patrol, he came across a 60-year-old Chinese immigrant who was driving a van that pulled into the driveway of the River Walk clubhouse parking area around 11 PM. The man’s family later explained he was driving around the River Walk recreation center because he was playing Pokemon Go. Well, Patriot Cromwell being the wise and observant Good Guy With A Gun that he is sensed the imminent threat posed by this immigrant so he confronted him and said, “Stop.” Well, the dangerous immigrant didn’t stop so Patriot Cromwell had no choice except to allegedly shoot him fatally once in the upper left arm and four times in the upper left chest. Sure enough, the dead man’s family said he didn’t stop because he speaks no English. EXCUSES EXCUSES!!!!!!
See, we here at the NSPA executive offices fully support Citywide Protection Services’ assertion that Patriot Cromwell shot the 60-year-old, Pokemon Go playing man in self defense. See, we’ve watched plenty of those old Fu Manchu movies and we know how that crafty Fu Manchu would often pretend to be a frail, harmless, meek old man to deceive the authorities so he could get away with his fiendish crimes!!!!! So we are totally sure that is exactly what the Chinese immigrant in this case was up to. See, we figure he was probably a Chinese saboteur plotting to destroy the nearby Norfolk Naval Base. I mean, can you possibly think of a better cover for a deadly saboteur than to have him present himself as a harmless 60-year-old man driving a van while playing Pokemon Go?????
Well, we can’t, and this just goes to show the magnitude of the threat American faces from these swarms of deadly immigrants who are determined to come to our shores with the sole objective to kill as many of us as possible and to institute a Mexican Muslim caliphate !!!!! Thankfully, we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House because he understands this threat and is going to finally put these immigrants in their place so we can keep America safe, once and for all!!!!!!!
Security guard charged with murder of man shot, killed playing Pokemon Go
http://www.wavy.com/2017/02/16/johnathan-cromwell-charged/
2/19/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the nonsense propaganda pushed by those big mouthed wet blankets in Mothers Against Drunk Driving!!!!!!
Michael McCurry from our Tonawanda NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this morning and charged with (get this) criminal use of a firearm, first-degree attempted assault, third-degree reckless endangerment, third-degree criminal possession of a weapon and second-degree menacing after he allegedly confronted a man and woman in a bed in his home and fired a shotgun.
See, all this nonsense started last night when Patriot McCurry was partying with this couple at one of the premiere, high class motels on Niagra Falls Boulevard. Well, after a stretch of heavy drinking, Patriot McCurry passed out in the motel room, and the couple ditched him there so he would have to walk home when he woke up because we’re sure they bought into those nanny state lies peddled by Mothers Against Drunk Driving about friends not letting friends drive drunk!!!!
Patriot McCurry was understandably peeved when he woke up so he pursued the one sensible course of action available to him. He walked back home and got his shotgun out to confront the couple who were now reposing in sin in a bed in his house. Patriot McCurry pointed the gun at them and ordered them to get out. See, those of us in the NSPA know how to get things done! Unfortunately, some busybody who was also hanging out in the house heard the ruckus and pushed Patriot McCurry, causing his shotgun to fire through the floor and through the living room ceiling below, according to a report on http://www.buffalonews.com.
Well, sure enough, the local “authorities” who still feel an allegiance to their former do-nothing Senator Hillary Clinton (and who are still sore about her losing to Donald J. Trump) must have felt they could do a little score settling by locking up a Good Guy With A Gun for no good reason. See, if Mothers Against Drunk Driving hadn’t poisoned the minds of their gullible followers who lack any semblance of critical thinking skills with all of these lies about the “dangers” of drunk driving, that couple would have had Patriot McCurry drive home before he passed out instead of leaving him in the motel to sleep it off and then walk home, and none of this would have ever happened. Besides, the couple put Patriot McCurry’s life at risk because he could have been run over by a woman driver while he was walking home.
Thankfully, we now have President Donald J. Trump in the White House, and he will call out all of the liars like Mothers Against Drunk Driving so this senseless persecution of Good Guys With A Gun will finally come to an end!!!!!!
Tonawanda man, ditched by friends, charged after shotgun goes off
http://www.buffalonews.com/2017/02/19/tonawanda-man-charged-felonies-shotgun-incident/
2/18/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing his ground against a so-called “police officer”!!!!!!!
David Abbondondolo from our Syosset NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) two counts of assault, attempted robbery, criminal mischief, criminal contempt of court and resisting arrest after he allegedly tried to take a so-called Nassau County “Police” Department “officer’s” gun away from him while he was being arrested.
See, all this nonsense started yesterday afternoon when Patriot Abbondondolo was allegedly trying to resolve some sort of a minor disagreement with what we’re guessing was some real mouthy, overly emotional woman who probably still can’t get over the fact that Hillary lost, but some busybody neighbor exaggerated this into some sort of a “domestic” issues and called the “police”. Well, in the midst of all this drama created by this trouble making woman, Patriot Abbondondolo allegedly violated an order of protection and broke the broad’s cell phone before leaving the scene.
Then right on cue the Nassau County “Police” showed up to talk to the woman to “investigate” what had happened. In other words, we believe they were probably getting their stories lined up so they could take Patriot Abbondondolo down with a fake police report!!! So then Patriot Abbondondolo returned to the scene and must have realized they were all conspiring to take him down on a bunch of bogus charges so he naturally realized he had to stand his ground so he began to fight with them and tried to take one “officer’s” gun from its holster.
Sure enough, the thugs from the “police” department knew they were in the presence of a true Patriot who could stand up to them like that one episode of ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ when Chuck Norris beat up the entire department of crooked cops so they got out their stun guns to electrocute Patriot Abbondondolo into submission so they could arrest him!!!
This travesty of justice is a wake up call because the naive among us thought that once President Donald J. Trump stepped into the White House the anti-White racism that had scarred America’s soul for the previous 8 years would just suddenly disappear overnight! Yeah, right!!!!!! SAD!
Syosset man assaulted cops during domestic call, police say
2/17/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for having a little pride in his White heritage!!!!!
Benjamin McDowell from our Myrtle Beach NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with being a felon in possession of a firearm after he allegedly bought a gun from an undercover FBI agent and spoke of committing a planned attack in “the spirit of Dylann Roof.” Sure enough, the lying enemy of the state also known as the “media” is pumping out fake news about this case in order to savage and destroy this shining example of the natural superiority of the insecure, small penised, White guy who is disappointed with how life turned out and who affirms his manhood through the ownership of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms because the “media” has declared war on Patriots!!!!
Look, Patriot McDowell didn’t do anything wrong, but if you listen to the lying “media” you believe he is a pathetic, dumb, insecure, racist pig who can only find acceptance by associating with horrifically disgusting human beings because they are the only people who will tolerate his company. See, all he did was allegedly purchase a .40 caliber Glock and ammunition from an undercover FBI agent. Get this, the lying “media” tried to make this proud White man look like an insecure baby-man by pointing out that the undercover agent had to pick Patriot McDowell up at his mother’s house and then drive him to his grandfather’s house to pick up the money needed to purchase the gun and ammunition. Then they tried to make him sound like a terrorist (Come on, let’s be real! Does he actually look like a Muslim?!) by claiming he was thinking of shooting at a party of black people.
See, the system was rigged against Patriot McDowell ever since December when the “authorities” began investigating him after he threatened a synagogue on Facebook. (Excuse me, and exactly who was it who killed Jesus Christ? Just sayin’.) To make the system even more rigged against him, the busybodies with the Horry County “Police” had been keeping track of him after his release from prison on felony burglary charges a few years ago because he had made connections with white supremacists while in prison, according to reporting by http://www.kron4.com.
Then the “authorities” made a big deal about another Facebook post he made in which he simply announced his pride in his White heritage and expressed his belief that Patriots need to stand up to the Jews who are stealing our heritage and bloodlines. So basically the whole sting operation to ensnare Patriot McDowell was initiated just because he wanted to stand his ground on behalf of his White heritage. Since when did pride in White heritage become a crime?? Oh, yeah, 1/20/2009. How could I forget??!!!???
Thankfully, we now have President Donald J. Trump in the White House, and it will just be a matter of a few days until he signs an executive order to make it legal again to be proud of our White heritage!!!!! We are making America greater again with each and every passing day! Just imagine what America will look like after 3 more years and 11 more months of this!!!!!!!
FBI: White supremacist, felon bought gun for Dylan Roof-style attack
http://www.kron4.com/2017/02/16/fbi-white-supremacist-felon-bought-gun-for-dylan-roof-style-attack/
2/16/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested because the political correctness police insist on setting up safe spaces everywhere you turn!!!!!
Brian Mytych from our Oldsmar NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed a well liked 33-year-old Army veteran who leaves behind a wife and son. The shooting occurred at a bar where the murdered man played regularly in a band and where he had just been hired as a cook. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” which is always trying to peddle fake news has already begun the process of pointing all of the blame in this case at Patriot Mytych to redirect all of the blame away from the true culprit (the coddled liberal safe space culture!) in this case.
See, all this nonsense started last week when Patriot Mytych went to Hennessy’s Bar and Grill to unwind and blow off a little steam by having a few drinks and using his 1st Amendment right to allegedly hurl racial slurs at the musicians playing at the bar. Well, sure enough, do-gooder employees at the bar (who obviously don’t respect the Constitution) ordered Patriot Mytych to leave so they could create a safe space for the musicians to protect them from a few trigger words. Well, Patriot Mytych stood his ground and explained his belief in the theory of Constitutional originalism, a theory which totally supports the words he used toward the musicians. Well, that didn’t go over well with the sanctimonious man (you know the type) who Patriot Mytych eventually shot last night, and the two of them got into a fight.
Sure enough, a whole bunch of high and mighty social justice warriors called the political correctness police who wasted no time in getting to the bar to arrest Patriot Mytych on a totally bogus charge. So, understandably, Patriot Mytych was chafing at this injustice for over a week, and he went back to Hennessy’s last night to right this wrong that occurred last week. Sure enough, the man who picked a fight with him last week tried to kick him out again. Patriot Mytych probably sensed this man was capable of an impulsive act of violence so he stood his ground and allegedly shot and killed him.
See, none of this would have happened in the first place if those Hennessy’s employees hadn’t felt the need to act in such a patronizing manner toward those minority musicians by establishing the safe space on their behalf!!! Good luck, though, finding any coverage of this in the fake news flooding our televisions and computers!!! Thankfully, we have President Donald J. Trump calling out the fake news pushers so we can at least have a little hope that sanity will finally be reestablished in America!!!!!
Ex-cop kills man in Pinellas bar; calls 911 on himself
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/235884880-story
2/15/2017
Good Guy With A Gun indicted basically for standing his ground for his ground!!!!!!!!!
Franklin Nathan Price Jr. from our Alexander City NSPA chapter was indicted by the so-called Tallapoosa County Grand (Rigged) “Jury” for murder on Monday. Sure enough, all of the lying liberals who clearly call the shots in Tallapoosa County, Alabama have managed to rig the whole system to take down Patriot Price just because he wanted to keep his home and by extension the rest of Tallapoosa County and by extension all of America safe!!!!
See, all of this nonsense started way back on April 22 when the “authorities” arrested Patriot Price for allegedly shooting and killing his 49-year-old neighbor who was cutting grass with a riding lawnmower. Patriot Price tried to explain to the “authorities” that the shooting was an accident, but they didn’t care because they clearly had their marching orders to railroad him from the beginning so they arrested him like a common criminal and threw him in jail.
Then the “authorities” brought in the testimony of an inmate at the county jail who claimed Patriot Price called the murder victim a racial slur and said “there was some land beside or behind his house that he didn’t want the man to buy.” Well, what’s the issue here? Alabama is a stand your ground law state, and Patriot Price, if this account is true, was doing nothing more than standing his ground to prevent his property from being overtaken by the kind of person (and we all know who I’m talking about, but nobody wants to say it) who is capable of committing horrifying, impulsive, callous acts of violence!!!! If that threat doesn’t justify standing one’s ground, I don’t know what does!!!
However, the oppressive and despotic forces of political correctness don’t think insecure, small penised, White guys who attempt to affirm their manhood with firearms should have the right to keep America safe from the wrong kinds of people, and this case is a perfect example of that!!!!! Thankfully, we have Donald J. Trump on our side in the White House, and once he is done dealing with all of these bitter Hillary supporters trying to sabotage his Presidency, he’ll be able to start Making America Great Again and will surely begin this process by stopping the scapegoating and persecution of insecure, small penised, White guys who affirm their manhood with firearms!!!!!
Price indicted for felony murder in shooting death of his neighbor
2/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun denied an appeal basically because the “authorities” need to keep such a fine example of the natural superiority of the insecure, small penised, White male locked up in prison or their whole house of cards will collapse!!!!!!
Nicholas Robert Dunlap from our Centerville NSPA chapter was denied an appeal of his 2015 capital murder conviction by the so-called judges with the well known liberal Alabama Court of Criminal Appeals because it is open season on the finest examples of insecure, small penised, White guy pride, and the “authorities” are bound and determined to make sure as many of our leaders as possible are sidelined and silenced!!!!!
See, this obscene travesty of justice started way back on September 22, 2013 when Patriot Dunlap was forced to stand his ground and protect himself while driving along Copperas Creek Road when he must have been threatened by a boyfriend and girlfriend driving by in their car. Sure, the haters try to milk sympathy out of the low information, gullible sheep who consume the lies of the liberal, lamestream “media” by presenting this couple as harmless victims. You think they’re so innocent. There are a lot of killers. Bonnie and Clyde used to drive around in a car together and look at the harm they did.
So Patriot Dunlap surely acted out of self preservation when he shot the boyfriend in the back of his head and killed him and shot at and missed the girlfriend. Then to make Patriot Dunlap appear as the ridiculous stereotype of the bloated, dumb, emotionally immature, White baby-man, the “authorities” started spreading all kinds of fake news to claim he had been bullying and assaulting people in the community earlier that day. Doesn’t it seem like every single day there is yet another example of how willingly these liberal “authorities” lie and subvert the U.S. Constitution???!!!???
Thankfully, Michael Flynn from our Washington D.C. NSPA chapter has decided to step away from the rat race to spend more time with the National Small Penis Association executive council to help us fight back against the liberal hate machine!!!! Get ready to get tired of winning so much!!!!!
Capital murder conviction upheld in road rage, bullying killing
http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2017/02/capital_murder_conviction_uphe_1.html#comments
2/13/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to save his harlot daughter from herself!!!!!
Allen Abbott from our Alexander NSPA chapter was convicted Friday and sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting a shotgun at a van on Interstate 30 way back in May last year even though he was really doing nothing more than trying to protect his daughter from getting herself into some kind of trouble because the liberals who control the rigged “judicial” system hate the family unit and love to see the family unit reduced to rubble!!!!
See, all this nonsense started May 29, 2016 when Patriot Abbott was driving along I-30, and he spotted a suspicious looking van driving in another lane. He was pretty sure his daughter and her boyfriend were in the van heading off to God knows where to do God knows what. Well, to make sure his daughter stayed safe and didn’t get into some sort of trouble with her boyfriend, Patriot Abbott pulled his car in front of the van and abruptly applied his brakes repeatedly.
Unfortunately, this didn’t get the van to stop so Patriot Abbott had no choice except to get his shotgun out and shoot at the van. He allegedly struck the van a couple of times, but there was just one small problem. See, neither his daughter nor her boyfriend were in the van. It turns out there was just a family in the van, probably one of those totally lame families who have the sticker on the rear window with stick figures representing each member of the annoying family!
None of them were injured so we figured, if there was ever a case of ‘no harm, no foul’, this would be it. However, sure enough, there was some busybody, off duty Arkansas State Trooper who was driving by just as this was going on, and he felt he had the right to poke his nose in Patriot Abbott’s business so he arrested him, obviously to prevent him from stopping his daughter from having unprotected sex with her boyfriend and then going to Planned Parenthood in a couple of months to get an abortion!!!!!
See, when you get to the bottom of this, it is obvious it was the feminist/Planned Parenthood culture of death that really caused this to happen, but Patriot Abbott is the one who has to go to prison!!!! At least we can take comfort in knowing we now have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to put an end to all of this chaotic injustice!!!!!
Alexander man convicted in road rage shooting case
http://www.bentoncourier.com/content/alexander-man-convicted-road-rage-shooting-case
2/12/2017
Good Guy With A Gun viciously attacked by the New York Times for bringing a little good old fashioned (as in the last time America was great!) law and order to Iberia Parish, Louisiana!!!!!
Louis Ackal from our New Iberia NSPA chapter and the sheriff of Iberia Parish, Louisiana was assaulted today with a “journalistic” drive-by in the pages of the New York Times (quick, think of a word that rhymes with New, just sayin’) in the liberal, lamestream “media’s” latest attempt to destroy an insecure, small penised, White guy who asserts his manhood with a firearm!!!!!
First, they started the article with the sensationalistic report of a black man who died from a gunshot wound while handcuffed in the backseat of an Iberia Parish police squad car. See, the coroner sensibly ruled the death as a suicide, but the New York Times tried to peddle all sorts of alternative facts to get their gullible, racist readers to believe (get this) he was killed by two Parish officers.
Then they peddled a whole bunch of egg headed, nonsensical, revisionist history about the centuries of institutional racism in every aspect of life in the backwater parishes in Louisiana because they have to instill a sense of pervasive victimization in their base to play on their disappointments with the way their lives turned out to make them susceptible to scapegoating others, which then makes them easy marks to do their electoral bidding so they can achieve their selfish political goals!!!!!!
Then they trotted out the old trope of Sheriff Ackal as the evil, abusive, egomaniacal, back slapping, good ‘ol boy, Southern backwater, corrupt kingpin who presides over a personal army of murderous, racist thugs poorly disguised as the “law” who terrorize the black community with no risk of ever facing accountability for their criminal acts because this type of character assassination is the only weak hand the decimated democrat Party has left to play!!!!!
Thankfully, we now have a real Law and Order Commander-In-Chief in Donald J. Trump who will have the backs of all the Sheriff Ackals out their who we need to count on to help us make America Great Again!!!!!!!!
If you really want to feel disgusted, just read the horrible article:
The Preacher and the Sheriff
http://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/08/magazine/the-preacher-and-the-sheriff.html?_r=0
2/11/2017
Good Guy With A Gun forced to plead guilty basically for being put in a situation by a woman driver!!!!!!
Steven Michael Burke from our Fowlerville NSPA chapter was hauled into the Livingston County Circuit “Court” yesterday to face a so-called judge and was forced to plead guilty to felonious assault for (get this) pointing a gun at a woman driver on Interstate 96 way back in November. Once again, this is an obvious case of a Good Guy With A Gun being forced to suffer the consequences of a woman’s actions because, Heaven forbid, we can never treat women the same as we treat men in court!!! Oh, they complain they don’t get equal pay for the work men do, but once there’s a case like this, they suddenly become the helpless damsels in distress who need special protection from the oh-so-evil, insecure, small penised, White guy!!!!
The facts in this case are clear. Patriot Burke was driving his SUV on I-96 around 7:45 a.m. Nov. 29 when a 32-year-old woman driver must have done something real dangerous and stupid behind the wheel because Patriot Burke had no choice except to point a handgun at her while they were both driving near M-59 in Howell Township. As Patriot Burke explained in court yesterday, “I was in a situation…and I pulled a firearm.” Any Patriot who has almost been run off the road by a dingbat woman driver knows exactly what he was talking about!!!!
Worse yet, Patriot Burke now faces up to four years in prison when he is sentenced April 20. See, it all makes sense now. The rigged “court” system is determined to lock Patriot Burke up for the next four years so he won’t be able to vote for President Donald J. Trump’s re-election in 2020. This is just another example of the disgusting voter suppression tactics the democrat Party will sink to in order to prevent members of the Republican Party from getting elected and making America great again!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!
Man admits pointing gun at motorist
2/10/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to mentor a wayward 14-year-old boy!!!!!!!
Samuel Sanford from our Masury NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with felonious assault and receiving stolen property after he allegedly shot a 14-year-old-boy in the stomach with a stolen gun, which he claimed he didn’t know was loaded.
Sure enough, the “authorities” and the disgusting, lying “media” have rushed to judgment against Patriot Sanford, and they have completely overlooked the altruistic interest he took in the well being of the young boy because they are apparently reflexively incapable of ever reporting anything positive about a Good Guy With A Gun because apparently they are all still bitter that Hillary lost the election!!!!!
See, if you believe the “authorities” and the disgusting, lying “media”, you believe Patriot Sanford was hanging out in an apartment with the 14-year-old victim and another minor when Patriot Sanford allegedly began playing with a gun and shot the 14-year-old after pointing it at him and pulling the trigger. Patriot Sanford tried to reasonably explain he didn’t know the gun was loaded, but the authorities went ahead and arrested him anyways!!!
See, all this happened because the system it totally rigged, and the grandstanding, prudish Brookfield Township “Police” Chief wanted to use this accident as an excuse to push his anti-gun agenda. Right on cue, he went to the “media” and lectured the public on the importance of never pointing a gun at somebody you don’t intend to shoot and of always assuming that any gun is loaded. He may as well have just said, “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.”
Sure enough, the witch hunting “authorities” also made a big deal out of questioning why a 25-year-old man would be hanging out in an apartment with two under age boys and why he would ever begin playing with a gun around them.
Well, it is obvious to us here at the NSPA headquarters that Patriot Sanford probably noticed these two young boys hanging out around his apartment complex and sensed the lack of direction and positive adult male role models they had in their lives so he decided to provide them the father figure they were definitely looking for. As the 14-year-old boy’s mother explained to the “police”, her son told her Patriot Sanford invited him and his friend to help him work on an apartment he was fixing up. See, not only is Patriot Sanford a Good Guy With A Gun, he is also a job creator, which must explain why the “authorities” and the disgusting, lying “media” must hate him so much!!!!
Furthermore, Patriot Sanford obviously wanted to share a love of guns with the two boys so this must be why he got his gun out and started playing with it. We’re guessing he wanted to show them guns aren’t the dangerous killing machines the democrat Party demagogues would have us all believe they are. Okay, so maybe Patriot Sanford shot the boy in the stomach, but it was an accident. Would you have preferred to have this vulnerable, easily swayed young boy fall under the control of manipulative ISIS terrorists who are flooding into this country in record numbers thanks to that so-called U.S. District Court “ judge”???!!!???
All the 14-year-old boy got by hanging out with Patriot Sanford was a minor, non-life threatening wound in his stomach. If he had instead been hanging out with some Muslim refugees who snuck into America to form terrorist sleeper cells, he would have gotten his head cut off!!!! Yet, day after day after day after day those loser liberals who apparently have nothing better to do try to peddle the false narrative that insecure, small penised, White guys with guns pose some kind of existential threat to the well-being of the American people. SAD!!!!!!!
14-year-old shot in stomach with stolen gun in Masury
http://www.wytv.com/2017/02/09/masury-14-year-old-accidentally-shot-in-stomach-with-stolen-gun/
2/9/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he wanted nothing more than to make sure his uncle died in a humane manner!!!!!!
Nicholas Preli from our St. Charles NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) armed criminal action, evidence tampering and the second-degree murder of his 59-year-old uncle after Patriot Preli allegedly shot and killed his uncle on his uncle’s property and then tried to burn his corpse in a nearby field. However, we once again have a case of the disgusting, lying, fake-news “media” spreading their usual anti-gun, anti-Patriot propaganda to pursue their selfish agenda.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Preli was hanging out on his uncle’s property Saturday for an afternoon of manly fun. He spent the day shooting guns, hunting and driving a four-wheel ATV. Well, everybody was having a good time until Patriot Preli’s uncle got all bent out of shape (like he was a hysterical woman, or something!) and started harping on Patriot Preli for making ruts in his gravel driveway with the ATV (talk about anal retentive!).
So, sure enough, Patriot Preli wasn’t going to let his uncle lecture him like he was some sort of an immature, inconsiderate adolescent who needed to be taught common sense manners, so he stood his ground against his uncle. Well, Patriot Preli claimed his uncle had a hammer in his hand so he knew his life was on the line. This led to a scuffle, and the uncle dropped the hammer. Patriot Preli then only had fractions of a second to react because he was unsure whether his uncle was going to pick the hammer back up or was going to pick up a screwdriver. Either way, he would have been a dead man if his uncle had gotten his hands on either weapon so Patriot Preli did the only thing he could have done in this situation. He shot his uncle a couple of times!!!!
Patriot Preli’s uncle dropped to the ground, but he didn’t die right away. When Patriot Preli saw his uncle flopping around, he explained to the “investigators” that he fired the remaining rounds into his uncle to be humane, “like putting down an animal.” Wait, we thought the liberals supported doctor assisted death for people in misery. Oh, right, that only applies when it is a liberal doing the killing. That’s liberal logic for you!!!
So, then we’re guessing Patriot Preli’s uncle must have told him he wanted to be cremated because then Patriot Preli took his uncle’s corpse to an area used to burn debris just across Highway 94 from the farm, doused the corpse in gasoline and set it on fire.
Sure enough, the disgusting, lying “media” tried to gin up anger at Patriot Preli by trying to make his uncle sound like some kind of a saint based on his lifetime of hard work and carrying himself with integrity and honor while conveniently downplaying the threat he presented to Patriot Preli with his hammer and screwdriver!!!!
Are you getting tired yet of turning on the news every day only to be assaulted by yet another sinful violation of the norms of American law, order and decency with stories like this??!!?? At least we’re sure once President Donald J. Trump gets done taking care of these so-called judges destroying America, he’ll get around to stopping the persecution of insecure, small penised, White guys like Patriot Preli!!!!!
St. Charles man fatally shot uncle on farm, used gasoline to burn body, police say
2/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the corrosive, cancerous, contemptuous, catastrophic con of women’s liberation!!!!!!!
Donald Royce from our Lehigh Acres NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday by the goon squad also known as the Lee County “Sheriff’s” Office and charged with aggravated battery after he allegedly shot his wife of six months in her rear end and left hip because she has refused to have sex with him during the six months they have been married and the six years they were together before the marriage!!!
Sure enough, the disgusting, lying lamestream so-called media has pounced on this story because with their distorted, false reporting they are able to terrify the dull witted, easily manipulated base of the democrat Party by irresponsibly presenting Patriot Royce as the stereotypical emotionally immature, insecure, small penised, White guy who needs to overcompensate for his diminished manhood by shooting guns!!!! See, this is exactly what they do to get their willing dupes to view Good Guys With A Gun as murderous monsters driven by an all encompassing ideology to harm us real Americans and to destroy America!!!!!!
Meanwhile, they are completely covering up Patriot Royce’s wife’s responsibility for all of this happening in the first place. See, if she hadn’t selfishly practiced this nonsense known as women’s liberation and had fulfilled her womanly duty to submit to sex to her husband, none of this would have ever happened.
See, as Patriot Royce reasonably explained to the “deputies” who got their marching orders to intrude into his home and arrest him, he had never intended to shoot her. Instead, he simply wanted to scare her by shooting into the mattress to let her know she better be willing sooner or later to consummate their relationship, considering they have been together for nearly 7 years!!! As the Christian Bible clearly states, it is the wife’s duty to submit to her husband. However, she felt entitled to willfully flout this divine edict because women’s liberation (and let’s not forget the marriage destroying influence of gay marriage) has reduced the Christian foundation of marriage to rubble.
It galls us here at the NSPA executive headquarters to see a woman cause this type of grief for a Good Guy With A Gun and face no accountability for her actions while there are still so many women who whine (wah,wah,wah) about how bad they have it here in America. Imagine what life would be like for these broads if they lived in one of those Muslim countries that treats women like second class citizens!!!!
At least after the last 8 years of all the coddling these women got, we finally have a real man in the White House who will get these ungrateful, trouble making women in line!!!!!!!
Newlywed aged 76 shot wife in buttocks after she refused to have sex after six months of marriage
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/newlywed-aged-76-shot-wife-9783679
2/7/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he is a good Christian targeted by Satan’s wrath!!!!!!
Michael Morris from our Devil’s Creek NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with first-degree assault and first-degree unlawful imprisonment after he allegedly shot, beat and held his girlfriend captive in their home on Saturday. Sure enough, we smell a rat and recognize there are evil forces, even more evil than Dictator Obama, at play here!!!!!!!.
See, all this nonsense started Saturday afternoon when Patriot Morris allegedly shot his girlfriend once in the left arm and once in the left leg with a .22-caliber pistol and then beat her with the gun and his fists, according to “reporting” on http://www.thenewsjournal.net. Furthermore, they claim he prevented her from getting medical attention and held her against her will in their home.
When Patriot Morris left the home for some unknown reason on Sunday, his so-called girlfriend was able to cal 911 to send the “authorities” chasing after him like he was some sort of a common criminal!! Well, with the entire system rigged against him, it should come as no surprise that the “authorities” had Patriot Morris in their evil clutches on Monday.
We here at the NSPA see through the subterfuge involved with this case and understand all of this is happening to Patriot Morris because he is a good Christian, and the forces of evil in this dangerous world are obviously hell-bent on destroying his good name and destroying the image of Christianity in order to promote false religions in America in order to prevent America from being great again!!!!!
See, it obviously isn’t a coincidence that all of this just happened to go down in a community called Devil’s Creek so it is obvious to us Satan’s presence in the community swayed Patriot Morris on Saturday to shoot, beat and imprison his girlfriend. See, Satan obviously wants the American people to be distracted from the certain threat of murder and destruction presented by Islam and all of its adherents who skulk about around us every day so he possesses good Christians like Patriot Morris to commit acts like this to achieve this end!!!!!
Thankfully, though, we have President Donald J. Trump in the White House to remind us every day of the real threat these Muslims present to us, and we have Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Morris all over the country to keep us safe from this threat!!!!
Whitley County man charged with shooting, beating and holding woman prisoner
http://www.thenewsjournal.net/whitley-county-man-charged-shooting-beating-holding-woman-prisoner/
2/6/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to prepare to defend himself from a murderous, marauding Mexican kayak crew!!!!!!
Danny Eugene Button from our Wikieup NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with (get this) three counts each of unlawful imprisonment, kidnaping, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and endangerment after he allegedly fired a .45 caliber Ruger revolver at four Flagstaff men who were kayaking in a creek near his property, according to a Mohave County “Sheriff’s” Office news release (as if that is a real reliable news source!).
See, all of this nonsense started Saturday afternoon when Patriot Button was taking a little target practice on his property (this is Arizona, after all, so you know exactly why it’s so important for him to take target practice) when these four so-called kayakers paddled down Burro Creek near Patriot Button’s property. Well, we’re guessing he was on high alert for exactly this kind of threat because we have heard ever since Donald J. Trump was elected President that the Mexican murderers and rapists planning to sneak into America are now going to arrive in a flotilla of kayaks along cross border creeks and rivers because they know there is no way they will be able to get past his beautiful wall!!!
So, understandably, Patriot Button had no choice except to begin shooting at them immediately. After all, what if he hadn’t started shooting at them, and they really turned out to be Mexican murderers and rapists? (#bettersafethansorry) So, after he shot at them, the lead kayaker was able to paddle away, which forced Patriot Button to order the remaining three out of the water at gunpoint. Sure enough, they started pleading (like a bunch of little girls, no doubt) to be released so they could find the other kayaker from their group who they were worried was injured. Eventually Patriot Button heard enough of their whining so he sent them away with their stupid little boats.
Well, unfortunately, this was the cue for the so-called deputies from the so-called Mohave County “Sheriff’s” Office to show up and start causing trouble for Patriot Button. They targeted Patriot Button from the get go because the system is so totally rigged against insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with how their lives have turned out and seek to enhance their self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms!! Get this, the “deputies” actually claimed property owners do not have the rights to the waterways on their property!!!!
If anything, this story highlights the one and only flaw (small and manageable) in President Donald J. Trump’s plan for the beautiful wall between us and Mexico. Unfortunately, there is no way to build the wall across the cross border creeks and rivers. However, we here at the NSPA headquarters have solved that slight design flaw. See, we had the idea to bring 18,000 beavers to all of the cross border waterways to build a massive network of impenetrable dams that even the most nimble Mexican murderer couldn’t cross!!!!
See, this is the kind of brilliant, outside-the-box thinking Donald J. Trump inspires to make America Great Again, and it’s just going to get better and better!!!!!!!
Police: Suspect shoots at Flagstaff men for kayaking on his ‘property’
2/5/2017
Good Guy With A Gun sentenced to prison basically for enjoying the song stylings of Guns N’ Roses!!!!!!!
Thomas Michael Wilhelm from our Costa Mesa NSPA chapter was sentenced Friday to (get this) 50 years to life in prison for (according to the “authorities” who control the rigged judicial system) shooting and killing his girlfriend way back in 2012.
Well, if you want to talk about somebody being railroaded by a case of blatant circumstantial evidence, this is it!!!! See, the prosecution based most of their case on the fact that 11 minutes prior to the shooting death of Patriot Wilhelm’s girlfriend, she sent text messages to a friend to report Patriot Wilhelm was drinking alcohol while loudly playing and singing along to a Guns N’ Roses song with the lyrics, “I used to lover her, but I had to kill her.”
So he likes Guns N’ Roses. Who doesn’t? Also, that sure doesn’t mean he’s a murderer. See, we figure after playing the Guns N’ Roses song for his girlfriend, Patriot Wilhelm probably ran out to the store to pick up a four pack of Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers. Then, while he was out, we figure (since this was in Costa Mesa, after all) some illegal Mexican immigrant broke into the house and shot and killed Patriot Wilhelm’s girlfriend.
However, that sure wouldn’t fit the narrative the Lyin’ Liberals who have a stranglehold on California politics have been peddling for years, so they made up an endless list of lies to try to make people think Patriot Wilhelm was a dangerous man who was a threat to the community when we know he is simply a harmless, insecure, small penised, White guy who is disappointed with how his life turned out and seeks to enhance his self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms!!!! What other trick does the democrat Party have besides trying to gin up fear among the gullible dupes who make up the core of their base????
Sure enough, the jury believed the ridiculous story that Patriot Wilhelm played the Guns N’ Roses song for his girlfriend in her bedroom, then chased her into the bathroom and shot her six times with a gun he stole from a neighbor. So while the illegal Mexican prowls the streets of Costa Mesa looking for his next victim, Patriot Wilhelm takes the fall and is surely going to die in prison.
Apparently this type of casual disregard for the rule of law is now the norm in California because of the erratic, impulsive stewardship of the state provided by Governor Moonbeam Jerry Brown!!! Isn’t it sad how one lunatic who somehow lands in an executive position has the ability to destroy a state through his narcissistic, petty, vindictive, selfishly irresponsible whims????
This must be the Chinese Democracy Axl warned us was coming to our shores. Thankfully, we have Donald J. Trump in the White House to protect American Democracy!!!!!!!
Man Sentenced To 50 Years For Killing Ex-Girlfriend After Playing Guns N’ Roses Song About Murder
2/4/2017
Insecure, small penised, White Guy attacked by the liberal, vicious, disgusting, ignorant, hateful Political Correctness Thought Police!!!!!!!!!
Dan Adamini from our Marquette NSPA chapter and the Marquette County GOP secretary has become the latest victim of the Liberal Left’s Smear Squad, which is obsessed with committing social media crucifixions of American Patriots, after he put liberal protesters on notice by telling it like it is!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Thursday night after Patriot Adamini posted a series of spot on tweets directed at the liberal student demonstrators who were causing all kinds of trouble with their anti-1st Amendment protests at UC Berkley Wednesday night to violently strip Milo Yiannopoulos, our favorite Breitbart editor, of his right to free speech!!!!!!!
See, Patriot Adamini reasonably suggested in one tweet, “Violent protesters who shut down free speech? Time for another Kent State perhaps. One bullet stops a lot of thuggery.” Apparently expressing empirical facts is now a thought crime in Liberal Logic Land, and Patriot Adamini has been subjected to the vicious assault of the Liberal Lamestream “Media” Hate Machine for the past 48 hours as a result!!!!!!
Thankfully, we have the comfort of knowing we have President Donald J. Trump to guide us through this frightening, topsy-turvy period of uncertainty and instability brought about by the sore loser Hillary supporters who are still bitter about the election’s outcome and are determined to destroy the foundational tenets of American democracy out of pure spite!!!!!!!
Michigan Republican suggests ‘another Kent State’ for liberal protesters
2/3/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his domineering mother couldn’t mind her own beeswax!!!!!!
Lee A. Marin Jr. from our Killen NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday night and charged with attempted murder after he allegedly shot his fussbudget mother in the leg. Sure enough, the lying disgusting, lamestream “media” tried to hijack the narrative of the story and make Patriot Marin’s mother a sympathetic character by claiming she had simply been pleading with her son to stop destroying himself with his alcohol consumption and that it was this “motherly concern” which angered Patriot Marin and prompted him to shoot her!
See, this is exactly the type of fake news those dull witted, proudly ignorant, critical thinking skill deficient easy marks who make up the base of the democrat Party fall for all the time to reinforce their shamefully ridiculous misperceptions of how the world actually works and of what constitutes moral behavior!!!!!!
See, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA executive offices that Patriot Marin drank heavily as a way to find the hope redeeming respite of temporary, alcohol induced oblivion as a way to escape the demoralizing and dispiriting drone of his mother’s constant denunciations!!!!!
If she had simply kept her mouth shut, he wouldn’t have had to drink so much to begin with, and he wouldn’t have had to shoot her in the leg to get her to shut up once and for all!!!!! See, if she had given birth to a weak son, like that pussyfooting Dictator Obama, he would have just let her walk all over him. Instead, Patriot Marin is a REAL MAN who actually stands up to this type of provocation!!!!!
Fortunately, Patriot Marin’s 14-year-old son was in the house at the time of the incident so he got the opportunity to see first hand from his father how a REAL MAN handles a woman who is trying to instigate trouble (which basically means every woman alive!) and will certainly develop into a well adjusted REAL MAN himself!!!!!
Unfortunately, Patriot Marin now has to face this totally bogus charge in a rigged “judicial” system stacked with bitter Hillary supporters who can’t get over the fact that she lost and are now showing their petty vindictiveness by trying to scapegoat and marginalize insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with how their lives turned out and who enhance their self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms as a way to get payback for the election results.
Fortunately, President Donald J. Trump is now in the White House, and this disgusting discrimination and racism will finally be wiped off the face of the Earth!!!!
Son charged with shooting mom during domestic incident
//www.timesdaily.com/news/crime/son-charged-with-shooting-mom-during-domestic-incident/article_1193002f-74f6-5066-9ef0-b9f70c33bb58.html
2/2/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because some inconsiderate drivers take their sweet old time pulling into a parking space!!!!!
Erin Atkins Jr. from our Scappoose NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with hit and run, menacing and pointing a firearm at another after he allegedly lost his temper in a Fred Meyer grocery store parking lot, rear ended a slow moving car out of frustration and then pointed a gun at the driver who had two children in the car with him.
Sure enough, the disgusting, lying lamestream “media” tried to manipulate the coverage of the story to make Patriot Atkins sound like some kind of emotionally unstable, impulsively violent nutjob who should have no access to firearms and shielded the real instigator of the incident from any responsibility for his irresponsible actions.
See, all this nonsense started on Monday afternoon when Patriot Atkins drove his totally manly and masculine Chevrolet Silverado pickup truck to the Fred Meyer grocery store in Scappoose, probably to buy some real manly items like a six-pack of Budweiser, a package of Red Man chewing tobacco and ten pounds of chip chop ham, when he got stuck behind some wussy driver who was taking forever to wait for a parking space to open and then pull into it.
Well, rather than take the easy way out (like some effete liberal sissy-man like Dictator Obama would have done) by driving around the car or turning around and driving away, Patriot Atkins acted like a totally forceful man of action who sets the agenda and put this totally weak driver on notice by allegedly ramming into the back of his car.
Then (get this) the slow poke sissy-man driver started following Patriot Atkins’ truck to get his license plate number so he could turn it over to the police because he is too much of a chicken ass bitch to fight his own battles!!! Patriot Atkins wasn’t going to waste any time trying to de-escalate this conflict by talking on and on and accomplishing nothing so he allegedly got out of his truck and pointed a handgun at the other driver, who had his two children, ages 6 and 12, in the car with him. (Cowards always use children as human shields!!!)
Well, Patriot Atkins made his point about who was boss so he got into his truck and drove away because he had nothing left to prove. Then, right on cue, the cowardly combined forces of the Oregon State “Police” and the Scappoose “Police” Department hunted him down like he was some sort of a common criminal and arrested him. Then they got down to the real purpose behind their persecution of Patriot Atkins when they started snooping through his truck to look for guns. (It always comes down to gun confiscation!!!!) They sure must have been real proud of themselves when they hauled away his handgun with two magazines and 14 firearms rounds.
Thankfully, we have Donald J. Trump in the White House, and we are sure his next order of business will be to end this horrifying targeting and scapegoating of a vulnerable group (insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and experience an enhanced sense of self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms) which is a sad legacy of Dictator Obama’s regime, which was an insult to the Constitution and the ideals of America!!!! A Golden Dawn is coming and Tomorrow Belongs To Us!!!!!!!
Man hits car, waves gun at motorist in road rage incident
2/1/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted because basically sometimes shit just happens!!!!!!!
Kinney Glasson from our Oklahoma City NSPA chapter was found guilty today by a totally rigged jury (we heard four of the jury members were illegal immigrants snuck into the jury room so they could vote to convict!) on a charge of first-degree murder in the 2014 shooting death of his wife.
We know the jury was rigged and stacked with illegal immigrants because it only took them three hours of deliberation to deliver their decision, and they could have only come to this decision by consciously ignoring Patriot Glasson’s perfectly believable explanation of what happened on the night of his wife’s shooting.
See, all this nonsense started on November 19, 2014 in the early morning hours when the Oklahoma City “Police” arrived to Patriot Glasson’s home in response to a call about a possible home invasion and discovered Patriot Glasson’s wife had been shot and killed in the their bedroom.
As reported by Oklahoma City’s News 9, Partriot Glasson tried to explain to them that while he and his wife were sleeping, an intruder entered their bedroom. So, in order to keep his wife and 5-year-old son safe, he retrieved his pistol and tried to shoot the intruder. Unfortunately, he accidentally shot his wife. Oooops. Like we said, sometimes shit just happens!
Well, the “police” obviously had their marching orders and ignored these alternative facts about this case so they could arrest him and get another Good Guy With A Gun locked up in jail to appease Dictator Obama, who was still in office back then during that horrifically dark period of U.S. history!!!!! To really fix the case against Patriot Glasson, the “investigators” claimed he was having an affair at the time of his wife’s death, as if that would give him a plausible motive for killing her. Get real! To what depths will the “authorities” not sink to destroy an insecure, small penised, White guy??!!!???
This case is yet another reminder of why we must take to the streets to protest against the rigged system even though we finally have a President in the White House looking out for us real Americans!!! He can’t uphold the values of American democracy all by himself so that is why we must be in the streets to let President Trump know he is never out of our thoughts for a single, solitary moment!!!!!
Jury Finds Kinney Glasson Guilty In Shooting Death Of His Wife
http://www.news9.com/story/34391190/jury-finds-kinney-glasson-guilty-in-shooting-death-of-his-wife
1/31/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to prevent Chicago refugees from bringing death and mayhem to Beecher, Illinois!!!!!!
Jacob Slager from our Beecher NSPA chapter was found guilty today on three counts of reckless discharge of a firearm and two counts of aggravated unlawful use of a weapon all because way back on March 16, 2015 he yelled a racial epithet and fired a handgun several times as he drove by three young black guys in his red Jeep Wrangler.
Sure enough, the liberal fear mongers tried to conflate this into some sort of a hate crime, but it is obvious to us that Patriot Slager was doing nothing more than trying to prevent these three refugees from the war torn streets of Chicago from bringing their carnage and death to the streets of Beecher. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying, lamestream media reported the three young men were citizens of Beecher, but truth be told they really look like they could have been from Chicago, and you all know what I’m talking about!!!!!!
Apparently it is now a crime to try to keep U. S. citizens safe in order to provide comfort to sure-to-be-blood-lusting refugees!!! Patriot Slager in our opinion was simply trying to keep the citizens of Beecher safe, but he ended up getting treated like a common criminal!!!!! Thankfully, President Donald J. Trump will get to appoint Supreme Court Justices who will restore the integrity of the Constitution so we can get back to the business of keeping real Americans safe and making America Great Again!!!!!
Beecher man found guilty on gun charges, not guilty of hate crime
1/30/2017
Good Guy With A Gun grilled in court basically because some people just can’t take a joke!!!!!!
Allen Scarsella from our Lakeville NSPA chapter was forced to endure pointless, redundant questions from the inquisitors from the Hennepin County “Prosecutor’s” Office today as he faced assault and riot charges for allegedly shooting and injuring five black demonstrators protesting the shooting death of some 24-year-old black guy by two white police officers.
See, in a totally rigged presentation by the prosecutors, they claimed (get this) Patriot Scarsella and three buddies were looking to cause trouble when they went with guns to an encampment of the protesters because in Liberal Logic Land anytime there is a White guy shooting “unarmed” black people, there can be noooooo doubt the White guy is the bad guy.
As Patriot Scarsella tried to explain in court today, he and his friends felt threatened by all of the black people protesting. At one point, (get this) the protesters accused Patriot Scarsella and his friends of being members of the KKK and ordered them to take their masks off. So Patriot Scarsella and his buddies actually had to take off their masks because they are all about keeping the peace. However, these angry black people now knew what they looked like so their days were numbered unless Patriot Scarsella took decisive action to save their lives. So he simply got his gun out and shot five of the protesters before they killed him and his friends. What more does the defense need to present than this?
Wait a minute, though. The prosecutor’s case even gets worse. See, they asked Patriot Scarsella’s girlfriend if he hated black people. Sure enough, she lied and told them he does. As if you could rely on the testimony of some flaky woman. Then they started scrutinizing text messages he shared with friends about his views on black people. Okay, so he dropped the N-word multiple times, but have you ever seen a Chris Rock concert movie? If it’s such a baaaaaad word, why isn’t Chris Rock sitting in court with Patriot Scarsella?
Then they quoted a text message Patriot Scarsella sent a month before the shooting in which he invited some friends over for target practice with the message, “So come practice, for when we have to shoot black guys.” Then they grilled him about a text sent prior to the shooting in which he expounded on his plans for using a M1911 pistol to kill black people. As Patriot Scarsella reasonably testified, “It wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.” See, the problem is liberals have absolutely no ability to recognize or appreciate subtle humor. No, they are dull witted bigots who stumble through the world, guided by limited and supremely concrete cognitive processing abilities, which make them easy marks for liberal propagandists!!!!!
Thankfully, Donald J. Trump is in the White House and will finally shut down this hateful riffraff before they destroy everything America stands for!!!!!
‘It was not meant to be taken seriously’, Man Accused of Shooting Jamar Clark Protesters Testifies in Court
http://www.kaaltv.com/article/stories/S4385316.shtml?cat=10728
1/29/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested even though his alternative facts about a shooting made a hell of a lot more sense than the “facts” presented by the “authorities”!!!!!!!!!
Nicholas Wombacher from our Williamsburg NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with reckless use of a firearm causing serious injury, a Class C felony, carrying weapons, an aggravated misdemeanor, and making false reports of an indictable offense, a serious misdemeanor, after he allegedly accidentally shot a friend and claimed to the “police” that a stranger was the shooter.
The various reports on this story have provided different accounts of what actually happened (we don’t call it the lying, disgusting lamestream “media” without cause!), but the “authorities” are claiming Patriot Wombacher was “messing around” with the hammer on his revolver, fully aware that the gun was loaded, and accidentally shot his friend who was sitting in a car with him, shattering the femur in his right leg.
However, as only documented in the newspaper article we have linked to this post, Patriot Wombacher provided alternative facts to the “authorities” about what actually happened when he allegedly initially told them that a black man wearing a black hoodie opened the driver’s side door of the car and shot his friend. The “authorities” went looking for this alleged shooter but must have been called off by some disgruntled Hillary supporter who is probably the president of the local “police” union and ordered them to drop the investigation and arrest Patriot Wombacher.
I mean, which account is more believable? Do you really believe a White Good Guy With A Gun would be more likely to act irresponsibly with a gun, accidentally shoot his friend and commit an act of cowardice by failing to take responsibility for his actions and potentially cause an innocent man to be arrested for a crime he didn’t commit than it would be for a black guy in a hoodie to prey on White strangers and shoot them?
Furthermore, it is obvious the “authorities” are targeting Patriot Wombacher because he is a Christian. Just look at the tattoo on his neck!!! Unfortunately, his Christianity (the one true religion, thank you!) made him a prime target for the disgusting, cowardly, heartless, fear mongering, undemocratic monsters on the liberal left who shamefully still have some sway over the rigged system. If there’s one thing more disgusting than persecuting a White man for being a Good Guy With A Gun, it’s persecuting him for being a Christian. Thankfully, this shit will be coming to an end now that Donald J. Trump is in the White House!!!!!
Williamsburg man faces several charges in accidental shooting
1/28/2017
Insecure, small penised, White guy arrested basically for trying to help President Donald J. Trump foil an ISIS terrorist attack on U.S. soil!!!!!!
Robin Rhodes from our Worcester NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday night at Kennedy Airport and charged with (get this) assault and menacing as hate crimes after he allegedly attacked and yelled threatening obscenities at a 60-year-old Muslim woman who was “working” at the airport!!! Sure enough, the liberal, leftist, lying, lamestream “media” is trying to make Patriot Rhodes look like the bad guy when the alternative facts you will only hear from the truth tellers on the Righteous Right reveal he was actually saving this country from a terrorist attack at the airport, just like Jack Bauer used to do all of the time on ‘24′ !!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Wednesday night when Patriot Rhodes was at Kennedy Airport waiting for a Delta connecting flight to Massachusetts at the Sky Club in Terminal 2 when he noticed a 60-year-old Muslim woman (she was wearing one of those scary headscarves – DEAD GIVEAWAY) working in a utility office at the Sky Club. Sure enough, Patriot Rhodes must have realized she was a sleeper cell terrorist who was preparing a deadly attack at the airport because all of the Islamic terrorists know their days are numbered now that their good buddy and patron Dictator Obama is thankfully finally out of office, and President Donald J. Trump is surely getting ready to enact his totally brilliant secret plan to eliminate all of them from the face of the Earth.
So Patriot Rhodes jumped into action and allegedly came to the office door and asked her during the course of a profanity-laced tirade if she was praying. Then he allegedly punched the door, which hit the back of her chair, and continued cursing at her as he kicked her in the leg. Sure enough, some liberal loser poked his nose in Patriot Rhodes’ business and tried to calm him down. Sure enough, the Muslim woman must have known her cover was blown so she ran out of the office to the front desk at the Sky Club. So, to make sure all of the other Sky Club guests understood the nature of the threat in their presence, Patriot Rhodes followed her to the desk, got down on his knees and began to bow down to imitate Muslim prayers while he continued to shout obscenities.
Then, to let her know her best laid terrorist plans had gone astray, Patriot Rhodes allegedly yelled at her, “Trump is here now. He will get rid of all of you. You can ask Germany, Belgium and France about these kinds of people. You should see what happens.”
Sure enough, the political correctness police were called to the scene, and they immediately arrested Patriot Rhodes without conducting the least bit of an investigation, which would have revealed the 60-year-old woman to be the terrorist she surely is. See, according to Delta Airlines, the woman is a contract employee based at the Sky Club for a facility services company called (drumroll, please) ISS.
Do I need to spell it out for you? If you simply insert an ‘I’ into the company name, you have ISIS !!!!!!!!! Apparently, they got so comfortable and cocky palling around with Dictator Obama that they didn’t even bother to come up with a better cover name for their front company, but thankfully Patriot Rhodes saw through this poorly veiled deceit!!!!! If you have any doubt that Patriot Rhodes is a noble hero, his mother told Fox News that her son is a kind and caring man!!!!!
We can take comfort in knowing President Donald J. Trump will put an end to this horrible persecution of Patriot Rhodes and will make sure the might and power at his disposal is used only to hunt down the real threats to American greatness, and you know who I’m talking about!!!! Furthermore, since President Donald J. Trump is assembling the greatest, most brilliant Cabinet in the history of the United States, we are sure he will appoint Patriot Rhodes to be Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security!!!! You can feel America becoming greater and greater again with each passing day of the Trump Presidency!!!!!
Massachusetts man accused of attacking Muslim employee at JFK
http://www.pressherald.com/2017/01/27/man-arrested-for-kicking-muslim-airline-employee-at-jfk/
1/27/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because these “government” mandated alternative energy regulations are crippling our coal-fired power plants!!!!!!
Shawn Dorman from our West Lubbock NSPA chapter was arrested early yesterday morning and charged with aggravated assault and an outstanding warrant violation after he allegedly shot and injured his roommate over an argument about an unpaid electric bill!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Dorman’s roommate paid his part of the electric bill, but the electricity still got cut off, according to the “police” report on the case. So the roommate confronted Patriot Dorman and demanded his money back.
Well, Patriot Dorman must have known his life was in danger so he allegedly picked up a shotgun, causing his scaredy cat roommate to run and hide in his bedroom. Then, as Patriot Dorman explained to the “police”, when the roommate slammed his bedroom door on him, the door must have hit the shotgun barrel and must have caused the gun to discharge accidentally because Patriot Dorman swore he couldn’t remember if his finger had been on the trigger during the incident. So, actually, on a micro level it was really the roommate’s fault the gun went off.
On a macro level, though, this shooting was the fault of the climate change hucksters who have conned countless alternative energy mandates into law. See, these job killing regulations have driven up the costs of energy from coal-fired power plants. It was these sky rocketing costs which surely caused Patriot Dorman to be unable to pay the electric bill, which caused the roommate to initiate the argument which led to his own shooting!!!!
However, Patriot Dorman is the one who gets the blame for the shooting because the system is rigged by a willing army of servants in the democrat Party, who have sold their souls to these climate change fraudsters and who peddle false news about global warming on behalf of their climate change masters to the American people in order to prevent the Republican Party and utility companies from supplying our country’s energy needs.
Thankfully, we now have Donald J. Trump in the White House so we will finally get a sound, well reasoned energy policy in place instead of the impulsive, reactive, short sighted and misinformation based energy policy we have had for the past 8 years under Dictator Obama!!!
One injured, roommate arrested in shooting over utility bill
1/26/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the democrat Party killed the Republican Party’s Patient-Centered Health Care proposals so they could cravenly continue to cram Obamacare down our throats!!!!!!!!
Kyle Allan Cleys from our Portland NSPA chapter was arrested a few days ago and charged with attempted murder with a firearm, attempted first-degree assault with a firearm and unlawful use of a weapon after he allegedly attempted to kill his former (quack) chiropractor. However, once again, the disgusting, lying, liberal, lamestream “media” is manipulating the “facts” of the story in order to continue carrying water for Dictator Obama, even though he is no longer in office!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started back in 2012 when Patriot Cleys injured his back in a car accident (which we’re sure was caused by a woman driver!), and he started going to this totally lame chiropractor to try to get some relief from the pain. Well, Patriot Cleys continued going to the chiropractor for about 1.5 years. Sure enough, the pain never went away so Patriot Cleys discontinued treatment in 2013, which by pure coincidence (#sarcasm) just happened to be the first year of the Obamacare health insurance exchanges.
Well, Patriot Cleys had nowhere to turn to find validation for his dissatisfaction with the quality of his care so he started sending random legal threats to his chiropractor for the next two years. However, that accomplished nothing because the Obamacare system is so totally rigged, which meant Patriot Cleys had no choice except to charge into the chiropractor’s office a few days ago with a .38 SPL Ruger LCR revolver loaded to capacity with five rounds and an additional 10 rounds of .38 caliber special ammunition in his coat pocket.
Unfortunately, some insecure loser, who surely has been harboring immature fantasies most of his adult life of being the hero who calmly steps forward and stops a violent crime, jumped in and wrestled Patriot Cleys to the ground before he could fire a single shot. Then, right on cue, the “authorities” rushed to the scene and arrested Patriot Cleys, knowing they could get away with it at this time because President Trump is so busy right now fighting the disgusting, lying “media” over their false reporting on the critical issue of his huge inauguration crowd, which was the biggest ever. See, these gutless, hypocritical, selfish, dishonest cowards will do anything they can to diminish the legitimacy of our President!!!
Sure enough, this case is really about the fatal flaws of that horrible Obamacare, which is really the worst thing to ever happen to this country. None of this would have happened if America had the Republican Party’s Patient-Centered Health Care plan instead. Sure, the haters will question the details of the plan. Have you ever noticed how people who waste so much time on the “details” never see the BIG PICTURE???!!!??? Look, the Republican Party’s Patient-Centered Health Care plan will work because it’s centered on patients!!!! What more do you need to know??!!!????
Once again, the Republican Party demonstrates its superiority to the democrat Party!!!!!!! Just wait until you get a load of Patient-Centered Trumpcare!!!!! It will be the biggest, most bountiful load you’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!
Unhappy patient charged for pulling gun on chiropractor
http://www.koin.com/2017/01/26/unhappy-patient-charged-for-pulling-gun-on-chiropractor/
1/25/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because these do nothing, career politicians still haven’t gotten around to empowering all of us to protect ourselves from the rampant American carnage left behind by Dictator Obama!!!!!
Karl O. Henson from our Columbia NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with first-degree assault and armed criminal action after he allegedly shot and injured a man who stole a cellphone during a transaction that went awry, according to an article in the Columbia Daily Tribune, as if you could actually believe anything reported by this totally dying newspaper, I mean, their circulation is practically down to zero, it’s so pathetic, unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Monday when Patriot Henson met a 20-year-old man who had expressed interest in purchasing his iPhone7. Well, the potential purchaser looked the phone over and then ran off with the phone. So Patriot Henson did what any other Good Guy With A Gun of sound mind would have done. He allegedly chased the man and fired seven shots at him!!!
See, as Patriot Henson tried to explain to the real geniuses from the Columbia “Police” Department who arrested him, he felt he was legally entitled to shoot the phone thief because back in September Missouri’s Republican General Assembly overrode former Governor Jay Nixon’s (democrat Party, of course!) veto of Senate Bill 656, which repealed the requirement that residents have a permit in most circumstances and adopted a “stand your ground” law for the state.
With “stand your ground”, a Good Guy With A Gun who is in fear of danger has the legal authority to use lethal force without making an effort to flee and can shoot a punk in the back. Patriot Henson had every reason to fear for his life when confronted by this phone thief who was running away from him so in our opinion he had every right to shoot to kill. Unfortunately, he only shot him in the foot. Nevertheless, this harrowing, life threatening incident is only the latest example of the American carnage left in the wake of Dictator Obama’s junta!!!
Sure enough, the Columbia “Police” took it upon themselves to interpret the law and went ahead and arrested Patriot Henson because the system is rigged. See, part of the problem is that the Missouri General Assembly must be filled with a lot of Republicans In Name Only, and they didn’t go far enough with their legislation to make sure no more Good Guys With A Gun get hung out to dry by crooked, lying “authorities”!!!
At least now we have a President who has our backs, and we will finally be able to shoot into the backs of some really bad people, and you know who I mean, without worrying about facing any nonsense laws in a rigged “legal” system!!!!
Statement: Accused shooter thought new Missouri gun law protected him
1/24/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the political correctness police have even managed to secure “safe spaces” for Muslim terrorists in America!!!!!
Andrew Plachecki from our Congers NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) menacing, displaying a weapon as a hate crime and reckless endangerment as a hate crime after he allegedly got into an argument with a cab driver about the amount of the fare and uttered a racial slur (the lying, disgusting “media’s” term) as he held a gun to the cab driver’s head.
Apparently it’s against the law now (even with Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!) to tell it like it is because all Patriot Plachecki did was call the cab driver a “motherfucking piece of Muslim shit” as he held the gun to his head. After eight years of watching Dictator Obama pussyfooting around the threat of extremist Islamic terrorists and refusing to label these Muslims for what they are, you would think real American Patriots would be able to follow President Trump’s example and finally be empowered to call out this threat to America!!!!! Well, you would think……
However, these conniving, Godless, liberal bastards who we drove from power managed to leave behind countless legal landmines to make sure we Good Guys With A Gun would have to proceed carefully as we march in unison across this country’s landscape to Make America Great Again!!!!! Do not despair, though, because we have truth, facts, guns, Donald J. Trump and the ONE TRUE LORD on our side!!!!!!!!!!!
Suspect in New Paltz hate crime case was drunk and used vulgarities in reference to Islam, police say
1/23/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he simply wanted to put his mother’s rabbit and kitten out of their misery!!!!!!!!!!
Clinton Ricker from our Muncie NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with two counts of animal cruelty after he allegedly shot and killed his mother’s pet rabbit and kitten and then incinerated them in a wood burning stove. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying local “media” and the disgusting, lying “investigators” from the Muncie “Police” Department were determined to manipulate the coverage of this story to make Patriot Ricker look like a monstrous sociopath because they are obsessed with destroying Good Guys With A Gun no matter how many lies they need to tell to accomplish this sinfully selfish goal!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Ricker’s mother left her house for half an hour Friday morning. When she returned home, she discovered Patriot Ricker had shot her pet rabbit and kitten and incinerated them in the wood burning stove on her front porch. So, sure enough, she completely overreacted and called the Muncie “Police” without bothering to find out why her son had done this.
Well, the “police” immediately started giving Patriot Ricker the third degree, and he reasonably explained to them he simply wanted to prevent the rabbit from experiencing any needless suffering because he noticed it had a tumor. So, in an act of mercy, he shot the rabbit and tossed it in the wood burning stove, ensuring the dumb beast would not endure a long, painful death. Sure enough, Patriot Ricker’s mother denied the rabbit was sick because she is obviously one of those severely emotionally damaged drama queens who is determined to destroy her children emotionally as a way to make her misery generational!!!!
As for the kitten, the Muncie “Police” claimed Patriot Ricker didn’t have an explanation. However, we figure Patriot Ricker figured the kitten would have died of a broken heart after losing his rabbit friend, kind of like how Debbie Reynolds died the day after Carrie Fisher died. If you watch any of those cartoon movies featuring animal and fish characters, you know how close some of the animals become with one another, like Flounder and Sebastian in ‘The Little Mermaid.’ So we think Patriot Ricker displayed a deep reservoir of compassion in preventing the kitten from suffering the slow staggering sting of solitude and dying alone from a broken heart.
Well, the disgusting, lying “media” wasn’t going to allow this truth to be reported so they made Patriot Ricker a monster in the public’s mind because facts just don’t matter any more! Keep in mind that these are the same hateful liars who said Donald J. Trump would never win the Republican primary, would never be able to carry Pennsylvania, would never be able to win the Presidency and didn’t have the largest inaugural turnout ever!!!! Sadly, the “intelligent” investigators from the Muncie “Police” Department were all too willing to go along with their evil manipulation of the truth!!!!
Even with Donald J. Trump in the White House, we must still wage an arduous battle on behalf of truth and integrity against those dark forces, and you know what I mean, so we can help him Make America Great Again!!!!!!
Man facing animal cruelty charges after brutally killing mother’s pets
1/22/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested because the biased, disgusting “authorities” wouldn’t listen to the alternative facts he presented to explain what actually happened!!!!!!
James Earl Frames from our Haskell County NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with shooting with intent to kill (excuse me, isn’t that the point of shooting a gun??), being a felon in possession of a firearm and disruption or prevention of an emergency telephone call (when the f*** did that become a thing?) after he allegedly shot another man in the chest in a rural wooded area yesterday afternoon.
Even though the “victim” was in stable condition, the “authorities” decided to call out the cavalry and sent Haskell County “deputies”, the Oklahoma District 18 Drug and Violent Crimes “Task Force”, Stigler “police”, Oklahoma Highway Patrol “troopers” and an Oklahoma game warden to hunt Patriot Frames like a common criminal. (Apparently the Oklahoma City Thunder’s backcourt and Barry Switzer were the only people in Oklahoma unavailable to join this vicious manhunt!!)
Well, sure enough, when the system is rigged like it is against a Good Guy With A Gun, it shouldn’t come as any surprise the “authorities” were able to hunt down Patriot Frames trying to hide in a wooded area and arrest him. So after they got done reading him the riot act and making baseless accusations against him for the alleged shooting he committed, Patriot Frames reasonably presented the alternative facts to what happened and explained he had actually saved the victim from a brigade of Mexican banditos and Islamic terrorists who had snuck into America across the unguarded Mexican border together so they could stop Donald J. Trump from making America great again!!!!!
So Patriot Frames explained it was actually one of the Mexicans who shot and wounded the “victim” and that he had actually shot his gun at the Mexicans and Islamic terrorists before they could kill the “victim”. Sure enough, the “authorities” ignored Patriot Frames’ alternative facts because they are the most disgusting people you will ever meet and are totally biased against real Patriots, and they went ahead and arrested him.
This miscarriage of justice should act as a wake-up call for us. See, there were many of us who naively thought that with Donald J. Trump in the White House racism against insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and who need to enhance their self esteem through the possession of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms would just magically disappear overnight. Well, as we have discovered, this ugly hatred is a persistent foe against whom we must continue the fight!!!!!
Man Arrested After Shooting, Manhunt In Haskell County
http://www.5newsonline.com/2017/01/22/man-arrested-after-shooting-manhunt-in-haskell-county/
1/21/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his manipulative girlfriend is a spoiled little daddy’s girl!!!!!!!!
Benjamin Bond from our Fall Branch NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this ) aggravated domestic assault and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon after he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend and threatened her father with a gun during a verbal altercation. The “authorities” had the nerve to do this when Patriot Bond was the one who actually got shot, and his girlfriend was the one who actually caused all of this to happen!!!!!!!!
See, all of this nonsense started after Patriot Bond went to his manipulative, calculating girlfriend’s father’s house (where she was hiding like a coward) to make sure she understood who is the boss in the relationship. Well, she must have used all of her wiles on her father and played up the little daddy’s girl routine to the hilt by batting her eyelashes and pouting to get him to go to the door and fight her battles for her because she obviously has the gullible, old fool totally twisted around her little finger!!!!
So her obedient daddy went to the door and told Patriot Bond he was not welcome in the house and asked him to leave! (I didn’t make this up.) Well, Patriot Bond wasn’t going to listen to this baloney so he got out his gun and threatened him. Unfortunately, the scheming little harlot had messed up Patriot Bond’s head so badly with all of her tricks he was badly flustered and unfortunately shot himself in the leg accidentally!!!!! (This is just another example of the damage a woman can do to a Good Guy With A Gun!)
Now, with poor Patriot Bond victimized by her machinations, she moved in for the kill and called the “police” to arrest him. Well, the Patriot hating “police” were all too happy to hunt down Patriot Bond like a common criminal and arrest him at the Bristol Regional Medical Center where he was seeking medical attention. See, this horrible Obamacare allows government thugs like these Washington County “Sheriff’s” Department bullies in Tennessee (where you would think a Patriot would be able to find sanctuary!) to get in between an American citizen and his doctor!!!!!
Thank Jesus that the Republicans are going to repeal this evil law because they always do what is best for the American people!!!!!!
Well, once the “authorities” arrested Patriot Bond, they got down to the next order of business and snooped through the vehicle he drove to the medical center so they could confiscate his numerous guns! See, it always comes down to gun confiscation!!!!
Yes, this incident took place a few days before Donald J. Trump ascended to the Presidency, but it reminds us we still have a lot of work to do even though President Trump is now in the White House!!!! We must let him know he is not alone in his mission to make America Great Again and that we are watching his every move!!!!!!!!!
Police: Fall Branch man shoots self in leg during assault
1/20/2017
INSECURE, SMALL PENISED, WHITE GUYS OF THE WORLD,
UNITE!!!!
1/19/2017
Good Guy With A Gun convicted of murder basically because some manipulative woman (#redundant) got her husband all riled up, and one thing led to another!!!!!!!
Franklin Lee Thomason Jr. from our Rustburg NSPA chapter faced a rigged “court” system in Campbell County today and was coerced into pleading guilty to second-degree murder and two gun charges as part of a plea deal related to the shooting death of a friend last year. Sure enough, the friend’s wife, who really instigated the shooting if you ask us, got to avoid facing accountability for her role in the shooting death of her husband because any “court of law” will always put the blame on the White guy, particularly one with a gun!!!!
See, all this nonsense started on the evening of January 24, 2016 when Patriot Thomason had two friends, a husband and wife, over to his house to socialize and have a few drinks and a few more drinks and a few more drinks and a few more drinks and a few more drinks. Well, at one point Patriot Thomason was alone with his friend’s wife in the kitchen, and he allegedly got just a teensy, weensy upset and allegedly put a knife to her throat and ever so slightly cut her on the neck.
In other words, he was just horsing around with her. I mean, you could barely even see the nick on her throat. (Hell, I’ve been cut up worse just from using those God awful Bic disposable razors.) However, in this age of political correctness you can’t horse around with a woman. You can’t even engage in a little harmless locker room talk with the guys anymore because the political correctness police are just waiting for any excuse to destroy your life!!!!
Well, the friend’s wife must have known how to push her husband’s buttons because she dragged him back into the kitchen to confront Patriot Thomason. Well, Patriot Thomason wasn’t going to let this duplicitous dame come between him and his friend so he simply threatened her. Well, she used this threat to escalate her manipulation of her husband and got him to defend her. Well, Patriot Thomason had no choice except to defend himself at this point (because she had done such a mind warp on her husband) so he got his single-action Ruger .22 Magnum revolver and shot his friend between his eyes.
It’s obvious to us that none of this would have ever happened if the friend’s wife hadn’t overreacted in such a histrionic manner to Patriot Thomason’s horseplay. At least we can take comfort in knowing now that Donald J. Trump will be ascending to the Presidency tomorrow the political correctness police will be forced to turn in their badges, and it will finally be safe to engage in a little horseplay and locker room talk again. You can already feel America becoming great again!!!!!!
Campbell man pleads guilty to second-degree murder, gun charges in fatal shooting
1/18/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his neighbor’s dogs were out of control beasts, no matter what the other neighbors (probably bitter Hillary supporters trying to get revenge on a Good Guy With A Gun) said about the dogs!!!!!
Joseph Dyrcz from our Tyner NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) Cruelty to Animals and Criminal Recklessness with a Firearm after he shot two of his neighbor’s dogs, killing one and injuring the other. Sure enough, since Dictator Obama has less than 48 hours left to abuse the power of his office to take down NSPA members, the “authorities” and the disgusting, lying media are doing everything they can to assist him because they know their days are numbered once Donald J. Trump ascends to the White House and restores the rule of law and respect for the truth to America!!!!
See, as Patriot Dyrcz tried to explain to the Marshall County “Sheriff”, he had no choice except to shoot (allegedly) the dogs( one was on a chain and the other was locked in a small, caged kennel) because they barked ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!
Sure enough, the rigged system got to work and oh so conveniently just happened to find a couple of neighbors who refuted Patriot Dyrcz’s claims about the dogs’ barking. One even went through the trouble of pulling obviously doctored surveillance tape with an audio track that is only activated by sound. Surprise, surprise, the audio track did not record the noise of any dogs barking prior to the two rounds of gunfire from Patriot Dyrcz’s gun. Once the audio track began recording the sounds of Patriot Dyrcz’s gunfire, the audio track then just magically happened to record the sounds of the dogs barking and yelping in pain and fright.
This is obviously one of those false flag audio recordings sweetened by an unprincipled, skilled sound engineer who had unquestionably added these computer generated sound effects of dogs suffering in order to evoke sympathy for the neighbor and to make Patriot Dyrcz look like some kind of murderous, soulless coward who uses a gun to kill and maim the defenseless as a way for him to self-medicate his feelings of self pity, insignificance and impotence!!!!!
These are exactly the same type of gutter tactics the liberals are using to try to destroy the legitimacy of Donald J. Trump’s Presidency (it’ll be the greatest, unlike any you’ve ever seen, believe me, it’s going to be so great, and you’re going to be so proud of your President!!!) by doctoring some bogus tape of him cavorting with urinating, Russian prostitutes!!!!!
Thankfully, once Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency, this type of manipulation and deception will come to an end!!!!!
Man arrested after allegedly shooting two dogs in Marshall County
http://www.wndu.com/content/news/411046365.html
1/17/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his dingbat wife couldn’t be bothered to give him a ride to the bar because she was sooooo “busy” with her Earth shatteringly important errands!!!!!
Michael Lee Yager from our Cushing NSPA chapter was released today on a $10,000 bond while facing charges of a felony count of animal cruelty and two misdemeanor counts of carrying a firearm while under the influence of intoxicating liquor and reckless handling of a firearm after he allegedly shot and killed his and his wife’s dog in their home. Sure enough, with just three days left in the White House, Dictator Obama made sure his minions punished the Good Guy With A Gun rather than his wife, who was really, if you think about it, the cause of all this.
See, all this nonsense started a few nights ago when Patriot Yager allegedly refreshed himself with a small, little fifth of whiskey while his wife was gone between 6:30-7:30 PM. When she returned to the home, Patriot Yager simply asked her for a ride to his favorite place to hang out, The Buckhorn Bar, because “he wanted to go there and fight.” In other words, he was just trying to be a Real Man!
Well, Patriot Yager’s wife refused to give him a ride because she had the awesome responsibility of returning a video rental. Then to further kill all the joy in his life, Patriot Yager’s wife saw him playing with a gun so she took it from him and hid it in the couch before she left the house to return the video. When she returned 15 minutes later, she found Patriot Yager lying asleep in front of the door and their dog Jasper lying on the living room floor in a puddle of blood, according to a report published in the Stillwater News Press.
If Patriot Yager’s wife had simply given him a ride to The Buckhorn Bar, none of this would have ever happened. See, when she left Patriot Yager alone in their home with nothing to do and nothing left to drink, what was Patriot Yager supposed to do other than find the gun she had hidden and take a little target practice so he would be sharp whenever a dangerous Muslim or Mexican might break into their house???!?!!?
So in a valiant effort to make productive use of the unnecessary downtime created by his wife’s selfishness, Patriot Yager found his Glock 9mm and began shooting at a box in the living room. Okay, so he missed one shot and a bullet ended up in Jasper’s skull, which caused him to suffer a slow death in a puddle of his own blood, but even Aaron Rodgers doesn’t complete 100% of his passes so what’s the big deal???!!???
At least we can take comfort in knowing this type of petty, spiteful, grudge driven, amoral and anti-democratic persecution of a horribly insecure, narcissistic President’s enemies will finally come to an end when Dictator Obama is given the old heave-ho from the White House, and Donald J. Trump takes over and begins the long, hard slog to make America Great Again!!!!
Cushing man charged in fatal shooting of dog
1/16/2017
The National Small Penis Association wishes you a Happy Robert E. Lee Day!!!!!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters take pause today to celebrate Robert E. Lee Day, which is sinfully only recognized in Arkansas, Alabama and Mississippi, which just happen to be the states with the 3 highest per capita rates of NSPA membership. In addition to advocating tirelessly for gun rights for insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and need to enhance their self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms, we advocate for having Robert E. Lee Day recognized as a Federal holiday.
See, Robert E. Lee and the other leaders of the Confederacy were the spiritual founding fathers of the National Small Penis Association, and it is time their selfless, courageous and history changing efforts on behalf of insecure, small penised, White guys are finally given the recognition they deserve.
See, life was so much better back when they were calling the shots, and it saddens us to see what a dystopia the once proud and beautiful city of Atlanta has become from the time the acts of Northern aggression (probably started by Saul Alinsky’s great-grandfather) first turned it into a pile of burning rubble to the thriving hive of depravity, murder and mayhem it has further devolved into under the malfeasant watch of that grandstanding, thin skinned, need for attention addicted, do nothing and disrespectful “Congressman” John Lewis!!!!!
Thankfully, Donald J. Trump will ascend to the Presidency in just 4 days, and we will finally be able to honor the real heroes of our country’s history. After all, to make America great again, you need to know about the past greatness President Trump wants to return us to!!!!!!!
Alabama 1 of 3 states to combine Martin Luther King, Robert E. Lee holiday
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/01/alabama_1_of_3_states_to_combi.html
1/15/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because women are just instinctively nosy!!!!!
Michael Dale from our Crossville NSPA chapter was arrested early Saturday morning and charged with one count of aggravated assault resulting in death, one count of reckless homicide and one count of aggravated assault after he allegedly shot and killed a 21-year-old woman in his home, according to an obviously rigged “investigation” by the Tennessee Bureau of “Investigation” and the Crossville “Police” Department.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Dale and another guy got into an argument in his house. Well, Patriot Dale simply decided to settle the argument like our Founding Fathers used to – with a gun!!!! So Patriot Dale allegedly shot his shotgun at the other guy, and the projectiles from the gunshot went through a wall and fatally injured the young woman who was in another room.
Well, we figure what actually happened is that the young woman probably heard the argument, and she must have responded to her feminine genetic predisposition to be nosy so she pressed her ear up against the wall in an attempt to listen in on the argument because women always have to insert themselves in other people’s business. So we figure the only reason she got shot is because she put herself in the path of the gunshot. If she had simply taken the high road and had not tried to listen in on the argument, she would most likely still be alive, and the good people of Crossville would still have Patriot Dale around with his gun to keep them safe from any dangerous Muslims or Mexicans who might try to hurt them.
Once Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency, though, people will finally be held accountable for their actions once again so Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Dale will never again take the blame for the careless and reckless actions of others!!!!!!
Crossville man arrested in woman’s shooting death
1/14/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested in a chilling “government” operation to intimidate him from passing on a love of guns to his son!!!!!!!
Jeremy Ferguson from our Waxhaw NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with (get this) failing to store a firearm to protect a minor (this law must have been passed under Dictator Obama’s Wussification of America Act of 2009) after his 2-year-old son allegedly found Patriot Ferguson’s service revolver (he’s an Officer with the Waxhaw “Police” Department and probably the only competent Officer on the force!) and accidentally shot his mother. Look, the mother didn’t die or get seriously injured or anything so what’s the big deal??!!!??
Sure enough, the Waxhaw “Police Chief” did the ‘cut and run’ on Patriot Ferguson and placed him on administrative leave all because Patriot Ferguson isn’t some over protective, helicopter parent who must monitor and micro-manage his son’s every movement. No, he simply wants his son to develop into a Real Man so he’s giving his son a head start by introducing him to guns at an early age so he will always be comfortable around them and know how to handle them properly.
To make sure the public appreciates the importance of this type of early intervention to develop Real Men who will make America Great Again, we here at the NSPA executive headquarters have been working all day to craft a legislation proposal to fund a program we have developed called Handgun Head Start, an evidence based program which utilizes sound scientific data that demonstrates the importance of intervening with boys between the ages 2-4, a critical developmental stage, with comprehensive gun tutoring to ensure they develop a lifelong love of guns. (We aren’t wasting our time training girls because we don’t need the drama!! Have you ever seen how mothers carry on and embarrass themselves and their daughters at their daughters’ pee wee soccer games?!?! We don’t need to put up with that kind of nonsense during our training sessions, no sir!!!!)
We are sure we will be able to get the proper funding for Handgun Head Start once Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency and gets the U.S. Department of Education to finally do something worthwhile!!!!!
Waxhaw officer charged after 2-year-old son shoots mom
http://www.fox46charlotte.com/home/227521767-story?platform=hootsuite
1/13/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because it’s open season on insecure, small penised, White guys in the final week of the Obama Dictatorship!!!!!!
Thomas Mason from our Fort Myers Beach NSPA chapter was ambushed early yesterday morning by two “deputies” from the Lee County “Sheriff’s” Office and arrested for two counts of assault on a law enforcement officer and one charge of disorderly intoxication after he allegedly pulled a gun on these two bozo “deputies”.
See, all this nonsense started Wednesday night when Patriot Mason was simply unwinding with a few drinks or ten at the Gulfshore Grill when some busybody old prude (most likely a bitter Hillary supporter) called the “Sheriff’s” Office to squeal on Patriot Mason for being intoxicated. Sure enough, two goldbricking “deputies”, who apparently had nothing more urgent to attend to, rushed to the scene. Once they arrived, they sized up their prey and (in true nanny state fashion) warned him not to drive home because, if there’s one thing big government loves to do, it’s to tell us how to conduct every aspect of our lives.
So then they pretended to graciously allow Patriot Mason to use the cell phone in his truck to call somebody for a ride home because they were obviously trying to provoke him so they could arrest him for assault. Unfortunately Patriot Mason took the bait and instead of getting his cell phone he grabbed the black handgun he had concealed in his center console. Then Patriot Mason allegedly pointed the gun at one “deputy” before turning it on the other “deputy” and yelling, “Why are you doing this to me?” We here at the NSPA executive headquarters, who have known all too well the sting of racism directed at insecure, small penised, White guys, totally understand the pain underlying this plaintive wail!!!
Sure enough, the deputies licked their chops as they disarmed and arrested Patriot Mason. See, it’s all hands on deck among the “law enforcement” wrecking crews that are reducing America to rubble in their mad dash to persecute as many Good Guys With A Gun as they can in the last week of Dictator Obama’s Reign of Terror!!!!
It is a revolting sin that they are allowed to get away with targeting insecure, small penised, White guys with absolutely no risk of accountability. Worse yet, with the time they are wasting pushing Dictator Obama’s agenda with these cowardly, racist acts of sanctioned brutality, they are putting us all in danger by not using this time to protect us from unarmed black men who are selling loose cigarettes or trying to avoid being arrested for falling behind on child support payments or from a 12-year-old black boy playing in a park with a toy gun!!!!!
Thankfully, though, the arc of the moral universe bends towards justice, and we will finally have justice in America once Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency and Jeff Sessions becomes the U.S. Attorney General. #justiceiscoming
Man arrested for pulling gun on deputies
http://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2017/01/13/man-arrested-pulling-gun-deputies/96516336/
1/12/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because women think they can just take and take and take and take from men and get away with it because the politically correct, rigged system always takes their side!!!!
Daniel Brian Blackwell from our Dundalk NSPA chapter was arrested the other night and charged with (get this) attempted first- and second-degree murder, first- and second-degree assault, reckless endangerment and various firearms violations after he allegedly shot a gun multiple times in his house and engaged in an hours long barricaded stand off with the “police”. Sure enough, the disgusting media has had a field day mocking Patriot Blackwell for his motivation for the shooting because they must delegitimize any Good Guy With A Gun to push their liberal agenda!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Blackwell went through the trouble to prepare himself a grilled cheese sandwich and then either his wife or his teen aged daughter took a bite out of it when he was out of the kitchen. Well, it is perfectly understandable for those of us in the men’s rights movement that Patriot Blackwell would become enraged by this petulant act of self entitlement. See, for the past 8 years we have had to watch the rigged system tilt entirely in favor of women over White men!!!! They can take anything they want from us all even-steven, whether it’s our money or our grilled cheese sandwiches, knowing full well the rigged system will always be backing them up.
Well, that bite from the grilled cheese sandwich wasn’t just about a bite from a grilled cheese sandwich. No, it was about a woman showing a lack of respect to an insecure, small penised, White man who decided he was going to Stand His Ground once and for all against this rigged system.
However, the sad irony is that the rigged system was able to use his act of defiance as an excuse to take him down and confiscate his guns. After they arrested Patriot Blackwell and carted him off to a hospital for (get this) an “emergency evaluation” (as if something is wrong with him?!?), the “authorities” then went through his house and confiscated his Remington .44 Magnum rifle, Ruger .357 Magnum revolver, Springfield .45 ACP, Remington 1187 12-gauge shotgun, Ruger Airhawk pellet rifle, Traditions hunting rifle .50 cal, Mossberg .22 cal rifle, Winchester 94 AE 30-30 rifle, Mossberg .22 rifle, Winchester .370 20-gauge shotgun, Remington 870 12-gauge shotgun, Winchester 270 rifle, Ruger S7W .40 cal pistol, Mossberg 12-gauge shotgun and a large amount of ammunition and gun accessories.
Well, the even sadder irony is that the “authorities” have now put the women they claimed they were protecting in grave danger because who will keep them safe from a violent home intruder now that Patriot Blackwell is locked up in jail and all of his guns have been confiscated????
Thankfully help is on the way because Donald J. Trump will ascend to the Presidency in one week, and he totally respects women big time, nobody even comes close to respecting women more than he does, and he is going to make sure they are all taken care of like they have never been taken care of before!!!!!!
Police: Man upset over sandwich triggers barricade situation in Dundalk
http://www.wbaltv.com/article/police-called-to-barricade-situation-in-dundalk/8576365
1/11/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because three of his neighbors simply thought the rules didn’t apply to them!!!!!
Eugene Matthews from our Parrish NSPA chapter was arrested last night last night by the gun hating thugs in the Manatee County “Sheriff’s” Office and charged with second degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed a 65-year old woman who had been sitting in a car in his driveway. Sure enough, the disgusting media tried to distort the facts of this case to make Patriot Matthews look like some sort of horrifically unstable, hate fueled sociopath who should never have had access to firearms because they will report any lie like that in a desperate attempt to get clicks for their increasingly irrelevant news sites.
See, all this nonsense started last week when Patriot Matthews began taking care of a dog that had been owned by a friend of his who had recently died. Well, this friend’s widow, daughter and brother-in-law encroached on Patriot Matthews’ property in a car to reclaim the dog even though Patriot Matthews’ property is surrounded by an imposing security fence and has signs posted with warnings that any trespassers will be shot and 911 will not be called. Hell, to really make the point, Patriot Matthews even constructed a watch tower staffed by a mannequin dressed in military fatigues next to his driveway. Nevertheless, the three of them just drove up to his house. Jeez, some people just can’t pick up on cues in their environment!!!!! Sad!
Well, when Patriot Matthews’ old lady opened the door for the brother-in-law, the guy yelled out the dog’s name, Bart (stupid name for a dog, if you ask us), and the ungrateful dog bailed on Patriot Matthews and ran gleefully into the brother-in-law’s arms. As he walked the dog back to the car, Patriot Matthews ran to the door with a handgun and fired a warning shot into the air and then fired a shot into the car. Well, one of the bullets ended up in the 65-year-old widow and eventually caused her life to end.
Sure, there are a whole bunch of liberal types out there claiming this was an unjustified shooting, but Florida is a Stand Your Ground state, and this was clearly a Stand Your Ground situation. See, if you simply let people come onto your property at will to reclaim a dog that had been owned by a deceased loved one, you are creating a slippery slope. What would prevent them from returning to the house to murder and mutilate all of the inhabitants. It’s kind of like once we let gay people get married it’s only a matter of time until men start marrying dogs. You’ve got to draw the line somewhere!!! So in an attempt to manipulate the public to turn against Patriot Matthews, the media is trying to make a big deal out of the fact that the widow died just a week after her husband passed away. Hell, this kind of stuff happens all of the time. Just last week Debbie Reynolds died the day after Carrie Fisher passed away so the disgusting media just needs to take a chill pill here!!!
Besides, none of this would have ever happened if the three people in the car had simply respected the warning signs Patriot Matthews posted and followed the rules he had clearly laid out. However, what else would you expect after eight years of seeing Dictator Obama set the example by behaving like a self-entitled, narcissistic, spoiled 5-year-old who thinks rules don’t apply to him??!!?? Thankfully once Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency we will have a dignified, mature leader who knows society only functions well if we all follow the same set of rules and conduct ourselves by the social mores of acceptable behavior towards one another!!! #just9moredays
Manatee County woman shot, killed while searching for dog
1/10/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for delivering service as advertised!!!!!!!!
Taylor S. Butts from our West Fargo NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday afternoon and taken to the Clay Count Jail to be held on suspicion of second-degree assault and making terroristic threats after he allegedly pointed a gun at a customer while on duty with his towing company. Sure enough, the disgusting media is trying to control the narrative of this story so they can make Patriot Butts look like a criminal because they know they only have 10 more days to get away with demonizing Good Guys With A Gun!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when a customer tried to reclaim his car from Patriot Butts’ towing company and began arguing with Patriot Butts over how payment was to be made. According to the “police” report filed after the incident, the customer ultimately paid the towing fee and walked to the area where his car was being kept. While the customer was waiting for his car, the verbal dispute between the customer and Patriot Butts continued and escalated to the point that Patriot Butts allegedly pulled a handgun from a holster and pointed it at the customer.
Right on cue, the scaredy cat customer ran away in a panic and called 911. This allowed the Moorhead “Police” to swarm all over the towing company so they could arrest Patriot Butts and haul him away to jail after confiscating his gun. However, amidst all of this hullabaloo the “police” overlooked a pertinent aspect of this case which clearly exonerates Patriot Butts and shows he was well within his rights to draw his gun!!!!
See, Patriot Butts works for Aggressive Towing and Recovery in Moorhead so what in the world did the customer expect when dealing with a towing company called Aggressive Towing and Recovery???!!!!???? Patriot Butts’ actions were nothing more than truth in advertising!!!! The customer knew exactly what he was getting himself into, but started throwing a temper tantrum when things didn’t go his way!! Isn’t it so typical for self entitled, coddled crybabies in Dictator Obama’s America to refuse to accept any responsibility for their decisions and actions and then try to blame the guy holding a gun for everything that has gone wrong??!!??!!??
Well, at least we know when Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency on 1/20/2017 all of this avoidance of responsibility for one’s words and actions will come to an end, and we will finally have a President who is able to set an example for the American people on how to take full responsibility for one’s choices, words and actions!!!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/Aggressive-Towing-Recovery-199252690213437/
Towing company worker arrested on suspicion of pointing gun at customer
http://www.inforum.com/news/4196090-towing-company-worker-arrested-suspicion-pointing-gun-customer
1/9/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the Dog Lives Matter crackpot thug activists are trying to stir up trouble and sow hateful dissent once again!!!!!!!!
Charles Beneke from our Louisville NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with animal cruelty after he allegedly shot his neighbors’ pet dog Coco in the head three times and caused her to suffer injuries that eventually forced a veterinarian to euthanize her. Sure enough the disgusting media was all too happy to do the bidding of the Dog Lives Matter trouble making instigators by portraying Patriot Beneke as some sort of heartless killer devoid of any decency and humanity because this is exactly the type of unconscionable character assassination they always engage in to pursue their selfish ends.
See, the truth is Patriot Beneke had no choice except to shoot the vicious dog that was obviously determined to kill him. As Patriot Beneke tried to explain to the Louisville “Police”, Coco charged at him. Furthermore, Patriot Beneke had called Animal Control 19 times over the three months prior to the shooting to report the neighbors’ dogs were not being properly cared for and that the dogs were a threat to the neighborhood.
However, the system is rigged against a Good Guy With A Gun, and (sure enough) the Animal Control agents never found any violations against the neighbors prior to the shooting. Right on cue, Coco’s owners tried to portray themselves as the victims and claimed all of Patriot Beneke’s calls to Animal Control were nothing more than an immature personal campaign against them.
Then the Louisville “Police” did their part to rig the system by peddling the obviously fake news that video taken by Patriot Beneke’s wife shows Coco had not been near Patriot Beneke at the time of the shooting and appeared to be looking at a ball Patriot Beneke had kicked to ‘entice the dog to jump the fence.’
Worse yet, Coco’s owners weren’t satisfied with getting the obviously bogus animal cruelty charge pressed against him. No, they wanted blood so they had to go and get the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals to help them pursue further legal action against Patriot Beneke. Does their hate know no end???!!!???
Look, we here at the National Small Penis Association know a dog isn’t Man’s best friend. No, a gun is Man’s best friend!!!! Thankfully, once Dictator Obama and his mutt Bo finally get booted from the White House and Donald J. Trump moves in, we’ll finally have a President again who understands this!!!!!
Dog dies after neighbor admits to shooting it
http://www.wlky.com/article/dog-dies-after-neighbor-admits-to-shooting-it/8580267
1/8/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because a couple of Blount County “Sheriff’s” Department “deputies” had bitchy opinions about his wife’s makeup and clothing and a seething hatred of Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!
Gregory Allen Henry from our Walland NSPA chapter was arrested a few days ago by “deputies” from the Blount County “Sheriff’s” Department and charged with aggravated domestic assault after he allegedly beat his wife and adult daughter and threatened both of them with a gun. However, sure enough, we suspect the “deputies” had their own agenda to push and were determined to take down a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Thursday morning when the “deputies” were called to Patriot Henry’s home for a “domestic situation”, but they ended up having to go to a nearby business to meet with Patriot Henry’s wife and daughter, who had fled from the home. When the deputies met the women, they noted Patriot Henry’s wife was being uncooperative and initially denied any injuries had occurred.
At this point they must have realized their time was being wasted by a couple of confused, hysterical women and that there hadn’t been any “domestic situation”. Then the “deputies” suddenly became preoccupied with a few minor scratches Patriot Henry’s wife had on her wrists and fingers and the fact that she was wearing a long sleeved blouse, which struck them as an odd style choice. Then they started making catty comments in their “report” about Patriot Henry’s wife applying too much makeup. What kind of guys make catty comments about a woman’s clothes and makeup??? (That’s a rhetorical question because we already know the answer to it, if you know what I mean.)
It’s obvious to us we have an Adam and Steve pair of “deputies” here who probably drive around in their squad car and let out high pitched cackles as they make vicious and snide remarks about the clothing, hairstyles and makeup worn by the women they encounter in the course of their shift. Worse yet, we’re sure they were big fans of Joan Collins’ manipulative character Alexis Carrington on ‘Dynasty’ and took inspiration from her to cook up a story of abuse to destroy Patriot Henry’s life because they hate Good Guys With A Gun, who represent an ideal of American manhood they can never attain!!!!!
So we’re sure they played on the emotional frailty and susceptibility to suggestion of Patriot Henry’s wife and daughter and fed them a fabulously maudlin and flamboyant tale that they had indeed been beaten and threatened with a gun by Patriot Henry. Then they must have told his wife to say she wore the long sleeved blouse and heavy makeup to hide signs of the abuse she had suffered at Patriot Henry’s hands. Sadly, Patriot Henry’s wife and daughter fell for this and delivered damning false testimony against him, and now he sits in jail to wait for his January 12 hearing in Blount County General Sessions Court.
We could just imagine those two “deputies” clinking champagne glasses filled with mimosas over Sunday brunch this morning to celebrate their ploy to take down Patriot Henry, but their moment of glory will be short lived because in less than two weeks Donald J. Trump will be in the White House and REAL MEN will be back in charge!!!!!!!
Walland man arrested after reportedly pulling gun during attack on wife and daughter
1/7/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to eat more fruits and vegetables and for being a history buff!!!!!!!
Robert Ivarson from our Lexington NSPA chapter was victimized Thursday by the “authorities” who violated his home with an illegal search and seizure that led to the confiscation of 83 of his firearms, thousands of bullets, 50 pounds of black powder and a helmet with a swastika on it. Then to really pile on, the “authorities” charged him with (get this) being an armed career criminal, three counts each of possession of a firearm without a license, possession of ammunition without a license, possession of a large-capacity firearm and possession of a large-capacity feeding device.
See, all this nonsense started a couple of weeks ago when these same crooked “authorities” arrested Patriot Ivarson and (get this) charged him with criminal harassment for allegedly tormenting his black neighbors for months by throwing banana peels onto their driveway. So the “authorities” used this ridiculous charge as an excuse to get a “search warrant” to snoop around the house Patriot Ivarson shares with his parents!!! SAD!!!!
Look, we’ve heard from the other members of our Lexington NSPA chapter that Patriot Ivarson simply made a decision a few months ago to eat more fruits and vegetables because he was becoming hopeful Donald Trump was going to win the Presidency, and he wanted to make sure he can reap the benefits of living as long as possible in an America made GREAT again by Patriot Trump!!!! Patriot Ivarson was simply eating a lot more bananas to make sure he gets enough potassium in his diet to stay healthy.
We heard he established a mulch pile in the strip of lawn between his driveway and his neighbors’ driveway and was simply tossing his banana peels on the mulch pile. So apparently he missed the mark a few dozen times, and the banana peels landed on the neighbors’ driveway. Then suddenly it became a big deal just because his neighbors are black. Jeez, did you ever notice how everything all of a sudden became about race once Dictator Obama conned his way into the White House? Thankfully, that malarkey will come to an end on 1/20/2017 when Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency and puts an end to all of this graceless race baiting!!
As for the Nazi helmet, when did having an interest in history all of a sudden become a bad thing? If we don’t closely study the history of the early 20th Century, we run the risk of allowing another egomaniacal, unstable, hateful fascist to rise to power!!!!!
See, when you boil it down, all of this is nothing more than a good ol’ fashioned government gun grab. We’ve just got to put up with this for another two weeks, though, and we will finally be done with the nightmare of Dictator Obama’s administration. Then we will get to wake up to the Golden Dawn Patriot Donald J. Trump is bringing to America!!!!!!!!
Cops: Man charged in race-based harassment had home arsenal
1/6/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because liberals who control the rigged system despise the family unit!!!!!!
Christopher Travis Moylan from our West Melbourne NSPA was arrested last night and charged with discharging a firearm while intoxicated (in other words he was arrested for being a REAL American!) after he allegedly shot a gun near an intersection and then urinated on his truck.
See, all this nonsense started last night when members of the Palm Bay “Police” Department (who apparently couldn’t be bothered with using their time more effectively looking for dangerous Mexicans or Muslims) were responding to a situation at the intersection of Wingham Drive and Lefrak Road when they reported they heard a gunshot just 25 feet away.
So even though it is our Constitutional right to own a gun, these thugs from the Palm Bay “Police” Department who obviously face no accountability for their actions took it upon themselves to “investigate” this gunshot.
Well, that’s when they saw Patriot Moylan standing by his truck. As the busybody “police officers” approached the truck, Patriot Moylan allegedly began urinating on his truck with his handgun resting by his feet. One of the “police officers” then felt all empowered to ask Patriot Moylan what he was doing. DUH!!!! So Patriot Molyan had to spell out the obvious to this nitwit and simply explained, “I’m pissing.”
Well, this thin skinned, insecure, ever defensive, emotionally immature, narcissistic “police officer” couldn’t stand being exposed for being an incompetent idiot so he reactively arrested Patriot Moylan. Isn’t it terrifying to have a person who possesses this awesome authority have these glaring personality flaws and so blatantly and irresponsibly misuse his power to settle such a minor perceived slight?!??!!!?
Right away all of the other “officers” ganged up on Patriot Moylan and jumped to conclusions by asking him how much he had to drink. He told them, “Not much, maybe six beers.” (As if that is some sort of heinous crime.) Then they started grilling him about the gunshot. Patriot Moylan reasonably explained he fired a bullet into the ground because he thought he heard his brother-in-law yell for help.
That explanation makes perfectly good sense to us, but the “police officers” had a problem with it. See, we good Christian Americans appreciate the importance of the family unit and taking care of family members while the Godless, gun hating “police officers” despise the family unit and will doing anything they can to destroy it because they understand strong family units are America’s last line of defense against the One World Mexican Marxist caliphate Dictator Obama wants to establish in America before he is pushed out of office!!!!!
So once they realized they had a Good Guy With A Gun who will fight for the family unit on their hands, they knew they had to arrest him and lock him up. Thankfully Patriot Donald J. Trump is only 2 weeks away from ascending to the Presidency because he is a big fan of the family unit!!!!! In fact he is such a big fan of the family unit he has established three family units of his own!!!!!!!
West Melbourne man shoots gun, urinates on truck, gets arrested, police say
1/5/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being human and making a simple mistake!!!!!!
Wayne Flues from our Molalla NSPA chapter was arrested Monday night and charged with murder after he allegedly shot his wife in the face and killed her during an alcohol fueled argument. (Hmmmmm, we’re really stumped when we try to decide whether it was Patriot Flues or his wife who was responsible for the argument…NOT!!!!!) Sure enough, the Patriot hating goons in the Clackamas County “Sheriff’s” Office didn’t waste a moment in rushing to a judgment against Patriot Flues and hauling him off to jail in a hasty manner that is becoming commonplace in the waning moments of Dictator Obama’s final days in office as he desperately tries to arrest as many Good Guys With A Gun as he possibly can!!!!
See, we know the system is rigged against Patriot Flues because the “authorities” totally ignored his completely plausible explanation that the shooting was an accident because he didn’t know the gun was loaded. To err is human, but apparently that is a capital offense in Clackamas County. Furthermore, we’re sure there are plenty of self righteous, liberal monsters in Clackamas County who NEVER (no, sir) make any mistakes and who are all too ready to stand in judgment of Patriot Flues to punish him for simply being human!!!!!!
That’s how those sanctimonious, judgmental Democrat Party liberals will do you!!!!! Thankfully, all of that false piety and destructive, moralistic demagoguery will come to an end once Donald J. Trump enters the White House!!!!!!!
Molalla man accused of shooting wife in face
http://www.koin.com/2017/01/02/police-molalla-man-shoots-kills-wife-during-dispute/
1/4/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of Democrat Party obstructionism!!!!!!!!
Olyvdas Abromavicius from our Union Pier NSPA chapter (and organizer of the Vladimir Putin Appreciation Day Party we are throwing on May 1-details coming!!!!!) was arrested Sunday by the gun-hating thugs in the LaPorte County “Sheriff’s” Office and charged with (get this) felony domestic violence, animal cruelty and misdemeanor domestic battery after he allegedly beat his girlfriend and shot and killed her pet donkey. On top of that, the “authorities” are trying to make a big deal out of the fact that Patriot/Comrade Abromavicius’ blood alcohol level was reported to be .30%. HELLO, he’s Russian so that is no big deal!!!!! A blood alcohol level of .30% for a Russian real MAN is the equivalent of a blood alcohol level of .02 for some liberal, elitist metrosexual who sips a single bottle of Michelob Light at some Planned Parenthood fundraiser!!!
Sure enough, the “authorities” are trying to make Patriot/Comrade Abromavicius look like a bad guy because all of a sudden everything Russian is sooooooo awful nowadays. (See, it’s because these crybaby Hillary supporters need somebody to blame for her epic fail. She’s always trying to scapegoat entire groups of people to distract from her own failings and to make her hateful, proudly ignorant supporters feel better about themselves!! SAD!!!!!)
See, the “authorities” are oh so conveniently covering up what prompted Patriot/Comrade Abromavicius to allegedly take these actions. See, his girlfriend’s pet was a donkey, the symbol of the Democrat Party! Over the past eight years of Dictator Obama’s Reign Of Terror it is obvious Patriot/Comrade Abromavicius became enraged daily while he witnessed the obstructionism and intransigence selfishly and cynically wielded by the Democrat Party to block the hard working heroes of the Republican Party from enacting all of their brilliant policies to make America Great Again!!!!! So it is totally understandable why he snapped when he saw that damn donkey and identified it with the Party that is doing everything it can to destroy America!!!!!
Patriot/Comrade clearly has PTSD from living in Dictator Obama’s America so he isn’t responsible for his actions. The Democrat Party made him do this!!!! Thankfully Donald J. Trump will ascend to the Presidency on 1/20/2017 and will make America a country where all Patriots and Comrades can prosper!!!!!!!
Man in northern Indiana accused of beating girlfriend, killing her pet donkey
1/3/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of his girlfriend’s passive aggressive Christmas present!!!!!!
Casey Bladow from our Fargo NSPA chapter was arrested early yesterday and charged with two counts of terrorizing, both Class C felonies in Cass County, after he allegedly pointed a gun at her and himself and pulled the trigger. Apparently Patriot Bladow’s girlfriend ran out of the apartment and called 911 after she heard the gun go “click”. Sure enough, the “authorities” rushed to the scene and hustled Patriot Bladow off to the Cass County Jail without doing a thorough investigation because they were obviously determined to take down a Good Guy With A Gun because Dictator Obama is obviously determined to punish as many Good Guys With A Gun as he can before he is thankfully forced out of office in less than three weeks!
See, we’ve heard from the other members of our Fargo NSPA chapter what really went down. We heard Patriot Bladow’s girlfriend was a real piece of work who never liked his cool beard and mustache and made passive aggressive comments about his appearance under her breath (like only a woman can do) all of the time. Then we heard in an act of supreme womanly passive aggressiveness she purchased him a 1-year membership to the Dollar Shave Club for a Christmas present and smirked when he opened it.
Then we heard she peppered him with a constant barrage of button pushing questions about when he planned on using the gift for the next week so we totally understand why Patriot Bladow would have felt the need to confront this womanly viciousness by pointing a gun at her and pulling the trigger as a way to warn her that she needed to cut out this snide, manipulative, emotional gamesmanship and act like a stable, mature ass adult!!!!!! Yet he is the one who gets hauled off to jail!!! SAD!!!!!
See, this is exactly the type of immature, petty, childish, passive aggressive vindictiveness we Patriots must face every day on a micro level from the likes of Patriot Bladow’s girlfriend and on a macro level from the likes of Dictator Obama and the Democrat Party elitist power brokers who are trying to destroy America!!!! However, this spate of inexcusable and indefensible behavior will no longer be sanctioned and normalized as of 1/20/2017 when Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency and brings class, dignity and maturity back to the White House!!!!!! CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!
Man accused of pointing gun at woman, self in south Fargo
http://www.inforum.com/news/4191567-man-accused-pointing-gun-woman-self-south-fargo
1/2/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the actions of an annoying busybody and because of job crushing government regulations!!!!!!!!
Adam Gearhart from our Manheim Township NSPA chapter was arrested early Sunday morning and charged with criminal attempted homicide, aggravated assault, violation of the controlled substances act, receiving stolen property, recklessly endangering another person and illegal possession of a weapon after he allegedly shot a stolen semi-automatic gun at the busybody host of a New Year’s Eve party who was trying to prevent him from driving home out of an overblown concern about him being intoxicated.
See, all this nonsense started at the party after everybody joyfully welcomed the arrival of 2017, the year which will provide America deliverance with the ascension of Donald J. Trump to the Presidency. So obviously Patriot Gearhart had every reason to drink a great deal of alcohol in celebration. Well, the host, who must have been some Quaker prude or maybe a closeted Muslim who has foresworn alcohol, caused a scene when Patriot Gearhart tried to leave, claiming he was in no condition to drive.
So understandably Patriot Gearhart became “highly agitated” as documented in the “police” report and allegedly got into an altercation with the host, and we are totally sure he was doing nothing more than protecting himself from this host, who we are sure is one of those liberals who thinks he can dictate to others how they should live their lives!!!! Then since Pennsylvania is a Stand Your Ground state Patriot Gearhart was totally within his legal rights when he allegedly pulled out a semi-automatic handgun and fired a shot toward the out of control host.
So even though the busybody host was the one who instigated all of this, Patriot Gearhart is the one who got arrested. That’s the Liberal Logic of our “legal” system at work!!!! Furthermore, it is the ever present job crushing government regulations which relentlessly dictate every aspect of our lives, including blood alcohol levels of people who are simply trying to drive their cars, which caused the busybody host to feel empowered to poke his nose into Patriot Gearhart’s business in the first place!!!!!!
See, these nanny-state blood alcohol level regulations significantly hurt business and kill jobs for bars and restaurants, collision repair shops, tow truck operators, emergency room medical providers, orthopedic surgeons, wheel chair manufacturers, home health providers for people who have been paralyzed, funeral home operators and grief counselors!!!!!! Thankfully, Donald J. Trump and the Republicans in charge of the House and Senate have sworn to obliterate all of these kinds of job killing regulations put on the books by the Democrat Party as the first step toward making America GREAT AGAIN!!!!!
Man shot stolen gun near homeowner who wouldn’t let him drive from New Year’s Eve party: police
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2017/01/man_fired_handgun_near_homeown.html
1/1/2017
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically (we’re guessing) because of his estranged wife’s erratic driving!!!!!
Darrell Eaker from our Woodstock, Georgia NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) malice murder (WTF?), aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, possession of a firearm during an attempt to commit a felony and murder during the commission of a felony after he allegedly shot his estranged wife in the face five times while she was driving the car they were traveling in together on Highway 92.
Sure enough, the biased, gun hating “officers” from the Woodstock “Police” Department made a mad rush to judgement and called the “attack” malicious and unprovoked. They then went out of their way to make much of the fact that Patriot Eaker allegedly dropped his weapon inside the car and wandered away without attempting any life saving actions.
However, we find it very interesting the “authorities” who conducted the “investigation” seemed to overlook the importance of the fact that Patriot Eaker’s estranged wife was driving at the time of the shooting. See, we figure Patriot Eaker was probably accompanying her to a concealed carry class to teach her how to use a gun since she no longer had a man in the house to protect her ever since they separated (we’re guessing she was the one responsible for the separation). So Patriot Eaker probably had his gun out to review the basics of gun safety with her before they arrived to the class.
Then, since Patriot Eaker’s wife was a woman driver, it is a pretty safe bet she was having difficulty predicting the flow of traffic and was probably weaving between lanes while she was trying to apply makeup and probably cut off a couple of cars while using her iPhone to update her Pinterest page with pictures of her favorite Kaley Cuoco haircuts and almost caused a couple of accidents. So at some point Patriot Eaker probably tried to warn her she was about to rear end another car and used his hand which was holding the gun to point out the danger, and she probably got hysterical and impulsively overcorrected and swerved into another lane which probably caused Patriot Eaker’s hand to hit the dashboard which caused the gun to fire five bullets into her face.
Also, we figure Patriot Eaker probably didn’t attempt any life saving actions because there really wasn’t anything he could do at that point. I mean, he did shoot her (accidentally, we’re sure) in the face five times, after all, so it’s not like there was a Hell of a lot he could have done unless he had renounced his Christian faith and sold his soul to Lucifer to master the dark art of reanimating the dead!!!!
Thankfully we are only 19 days away from the arrival of Patriot Donald J. Trump, who will use his totally Christian heart to demonstrate the divine art of reanimating the long dead corpse of America back to GREATNESS!!!!!!!
Man accused of shooting wife 5 times in the face denied bond
12/31/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he lives in a town called Liberal so what else would you expect?!?!?!?!!!!!!
John Ramon from our Liberal (no, we are not making that up!) NSPA chapter was arrested three days ago and charged with first-degree murder, attempted first-degree murder and cruelty to animals after he allegedly shot and killed a 24-year old person, shot and seriously injured a 29-year old person and shot a dog. So far the Liberal “Police” Department officers (God have mercy!) involved in the arrest could not produce a motive because they have obviously framed Patriot Ramon and are right now trying to concoct a story to use against him.
See, we established an NSPA chapter in Liberal, Kansas two years ago because we felt it was necessary to go into the belly of the beast to combat the corrosive stench of Liberalism which is destroying America. Sure, America is much better off on multiple measures since Dictator Obama took over from George Bush, but that is the very nature of his scam. Like any good con artist, Dictator Obama had set it up so America wouldn’t be aware of the magnitude of the con and the devastation it would create until after he had skipped town. So thank God Donald J. Trump has been elected to protect us from the con which was based on empty sloganeering and crass racial politics crafted to play upon the resentments and fears of a proudly and willfully ignorant, hateful, self pitying base looking to identify scapegoats to blame away their bitterness and disappointments with how their lives have turned out!!!!!
Excuse tonight’s abbreviated post, but the NSPA executive council is leaving for Liberal, Kansas right now to make sure Patriot Ramon is safe. God only knows what could happen to a White Good Guy With A Gun while he is held in custody by the Liberal “Police”! SCARY!!!!!
Man charged in Liberal deadly shooting
http://www.ksn.com/2016/12/29/man-charged-in-liberal-deadly-shooting/
12/30/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to a goldbricking road crew!!!!!!!
Nicholas Belmonte from our Seminole NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday by “deputies” from the Pinellas County “Sheriff’s” Office and charged with (get this) four counts of aggravated assault for allegedly threatening a road crew with a laser-equipped handgun after his wife had gotten in an argument with the road crew that had chastised her for her failure to pick up her dog’s poop after it had taken a bowel movement!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started yesterday morning when Patriot Belmonte’s wife was walking their boxer Bruno on the edge of a wooded area next to the work zone where a road crew “working” for the Department of Traffic Devices was installing traffic signals, and Bruno took a bowel movement. So one of the members of the crew started calling out Patriot Belmonte’s wife for not picking up Bruno’s poop, which led to a real big verbal showdown. One of the busybody old hens on the road crew even got his cell phone out to take a picture of the dog poop! Your property tax dollars at work – YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!
So Patriot Belmonte’s old lady went back to the house and told him what went down. He naturally followed the only sensible course of action available to him by allegedly driving to the road crew’s work site and pointing his laser-sighted handgun at the head of the road crew member who called out his wife. Patriot Belmonte then allegedly told him to put his tools away and threatened to put a bullet in his head
Sure enough, the “deputies” from the Pinellas County “Sheriff’s” Office showed up to “save” the day, and surprise, surprise they arrested Patriot Belmonte while totally ignoring the road crew’s role in forcing Patriot Belmonte to point his gun at them because lazy county employees are always going to look out for each other!!!! Well, hopefully the joke will be on them when Donald J. Trump’s Labor Secretary nominee Andrew Puzder joins the cabinet and enacts his long held plan to replace useless, goldbricking “workers” like the members of this road crew with robots!!!!!
Until then Dictator Obama is going to use every day he has left in office to persecute Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Belmonte, but we can bear these travesties of justice because America’s return to greatness is just three weeks away!!!!!!
Deputies: Largo man made threats with gun during dog poop dispute
http://www.wfla.com/2016/12/30/deputies-largo-man-made-threats-with-gun-during-dog-poop-dispute/
12/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his girlfriend from hurting herself with her gun!!!!!!
Jacob Allen Kiker from our Blende NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) second-degree kidnapping, menacing with a deadly weapon (as if!), third-degree assault and domestic violence after he allegedly beat his girlfriend, threatened her with a gun and kidnapped her.
Sure enough, the lamestream media and the “authorities” from the Pueblo County “Sheriff’s” Office have manufactured their own version of the “facts” in this case to portray Patriot Kiker as an emotionally volatile baby man who shouldn’t be allowed within a quarter of a mile of a loaded firearm because this is exactly the kind of click bait they need to generate traffic to their increasingly irrelevant websites and Facebook pages!!!
See, the truth is Patriot Kiker’s girlfriend must have been screwing around and acting irresponsibly with her gun because that’s the only thing that could have caused Patriot Kiker to allegedly punch her repeatedly and demand that she give him her gun. See, Patriot Kiker must have realized he needed to take drastic action before she hurt somebody with the gun. That’s really the only thing that could explain what caused him to do this.
However, she must have been really, really, really emotionally hysterical because she refused to give him the gun. At this point Patriot Kiker obviously knew something truly horrible was about to happen so he had no choice except to allegedly punch her in the face until she handed it over. Then in an obvious attempt to show her guns aren’t something to play around with Patriot Kiker allegedly threatened her and her family members with it repeatedly and at one point put the barrel of the gun to her head so she would know what it feels like to have a gun pointed at her so she would never recklessly point a gun at somebody else in the future.
Unfortunately, as long as lame duck Dictator Obama is still in charge (LAME!!!!), Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Kiker are still fair game for our rigged “court” systems. However, help is on the way, and on 1/20/2017 no insecure, small penised, White guy who is disappointed with the way his life turned out and enhances his self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms will ever chafe again under the yoke of a prejudicial system built upon hate, fear and ignorance!!!!!!
Pueblo County man accused of assaulting and kidnapping girlfriend
12/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for respecting the Confederate flag, respecting gun rights and respecting the Bible’s word that a wife should obey her Husband!!!!!! Apparently these are felonies in Dictator Obama’s America!!!!
Chris Corley from our Columbia NSPA chapter and a rising Republican star in the South Carolina House of Representatives was arrested Monday and charged with (get this) first-degree domestic violence and presenting a firearm after he allegedly beat his wife and pointed a handgun at her, according to charges filed by the Aiken County “Sheriff’s” Office. Worse yet, Patriot Corley has been ordered to have no contact with his wife and cannot be in possession of a firearm because the obviously biased woman who is the Magistrate on this case said so! Look, does anybody believe Patriot Corley will get a fair and impartial hearing from some woman presiding over this case? LAME!!!!
We could go into the “facts” of this case as they were documented by the “Sheriff’s” Office, but that would be pointless because they have obviously rigged the system against Patriot Corley. See, they would have you believe Patriot Corley and his wife got into an argument after she confronted him about cheating on her. Then they would have you believe Patriot Corley started hitting her in the face and only stopped after he heard their children, ages 2 and 8, screaming and saw blood coming down her head. Then they would have you believe he retrieved a gun from a car and pointed it at her before announcing he was going to kill himself.
Look, you must ignore the fake news leaked by the Aiken County “Sheriff’s” Office and look at the REAL facts of this case. There are multiple reasons Patriot is being targeted by the rigged system. First, he is a proud defender of gun rights in the State House of Representatives. As he has pointed out before, restricting men convicted of domestic violence from having a gun certainly doesn’t guarantee it is going to prevent that man from committing future domestic violence. COMMON SENSE!!!!
Also, Patriot Corley is a proud defender of the Confederate flag. He was one of the few state politicians with the courage to stand by the flag in the aftermath of the Emanuel AME Church shootings last year. He wasn’t going to cut and run on the flag!!! Last year he sent a Christmas card featuring a photo of the Confederate flag flying in front of the Statehouse, along with Christmas wishes from his family. On the back of the card, he called out the politicians who voted to take down the flag with this message:
“May your Christmas be filled with memories of a happier time when South Carolina’s leaders possessed morals, convictions and the principles to stand for what is right. May you have a blessed Christmas, and may you take this joyous time as an opportunity to ask for forgiveness of all your sins such as betrayal.”
Furthermore, Patriot Corley is a good Christian and anybody who has bothered to read the Bible knows it says the wife must obey and submit to the Husband!!!! All of this trouble started when she began talking back to him. If she had simply obeyed and submitted to Patriot Corley (just like it clearly says to do in the Bible) none of this would have ever happened!!!! SAD!!!!!!
Look, Dictator Obama is clearly in panic mode because he knows he has less than a month to finish his objective to destroy America so he is going to do everything he can to take down as many Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Corley as he can before he finally and thankfully gets evicted from the White House on 1/20/2017 so this is exactly the type of disregard of the responsibilities of the Presidency we can expect to see from him for the next three weeks. However, we can take solace in knowing a respect for the responsibility of the Presidency will be reinstated once Donald J. Trump ascends to the White House!!!
State Rep. Chris Corley accused of punching wife in face, pointing gun at her
12/27/2016
NSPA MAN OF THE YEAR 2016
DONALD J. TRUMP!!!!!!
This has been a history making year for both Donald J. Trump and the insecure, small penised, White guy movement so it is fitting that we end the year with the announcement of Donald J. Trump as the National Small Penis Association’s MAN OF THE YEAR for 2016!!!!
For the first time in the history of the NSPA, the vote was settled on the first round of balloting as Donald J. Trump was the unanimous pick for the hugest landslide electoral vicory ever for this honor!!!! This stunning victory should be no surprise, though, because no other man has come close to what Donald J. Trump has done over the past year to extol the ethos and virtues of the National Small Penis Association, America’s foremost gun rights advocacy group.
Patriot Trump has shown a narrow minded public that there is absolutely no shame in being an insecure, small penised, White guy who enhances his self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly excessively powerful firearms. Furthermore, Patriot Trump has shown we need all of these firearms to protect us from the multiple threats (Mexicans, Muslims, Blacks, Women(any color), Disabled People, POWs, Democrat Party Sore Losers, Abortion Doctors, Greedy Minimum Wage Earning Deadbeats, the Disgusting “Media”, Union Leaders, the Shifty Chinaman, etc.) in our midst who have long been harbored by Dictator Obama to help him achieve his singular goal to destroy America!!!!
Now we look to 2017 to continue all of the progress the insecure, small penised, White guy movement and the REAL America have made over the past year. Once Patriot Donald J. Trump ascends to the White House on 1/20/2017 we will have an insecure, small penised, White guy calling the shots so there is no doubt America will be great again!!!!!!!!! #wewon
12/26/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because spending time with family around Christmastime can be such a pain in the ass!!!!!!!
Douglas Darrell Cook from our Dixie Downs NSPA chapter was arrested the other day and charged with aggravated armed assault, domestic violence in the presence of a child, driving under the influence with personal injury circumstances, two counts of possession of a firearm by a restricted person, drug possession, threat of violence, loaded firearm in a vehicle on street, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to yield in a left turn, unsafe lane travel and blah blah blah blah blah after he allegedly beat and threatened to shoot his girlfriend and allegedly caused a head on collision with a 71-year-old woman (women drivers are bad enough, but a 71-year-old woman driver? -come on, REALLY!-why hasn’t the BMV taken her license away yet?!?) while driving under the influence with a semi-automatic Taurus 9 mm pistol and an AK-47 assault rifle by his side. Sure enough, the “authorities” and the lying, disgusting lamestream media are ignoring the root cause of these incidents because they have a vested interest in portraying Patriot Cook as the bad guy here!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Cook was held captive in his own house by his girlfriend and her teenage son who were probably forcing him to spend more time with them than usual in order to “celebrate” the Christmas season. In other words these selfish and emotionally needy reprobates forced their extended presence upon him under the guise of honoring the birth of Jesus Christ, THE one TRUE Lord and Savior, and they drove him to start drinking heavily because, really, how else can you endure this type of intrusion upon your ‘Me Time’ without escaping through the consciousness blanking oblivion of dear alcohol?!?
Well, we’re guessing the middle-aged-old crone who Patriot Cook lives with wouldn’t let him enjoy his intoxicant induced intermission from intense irritation and must have started pushing some of his buttons (like only an old nag can!) because he had no choice except to allegedly choke her with both hands and then shove her detached dentures down her throat (is she too cheap to buy Fixodent?- just sayin’). See, she must have really nagged him badly because he then had no choice except to allegedly grab her by the head and hold a semi-automatic Taurus 9 mm pistol to her right temple.
Sure enough, the drama queen, who we’re sure instigated all of this, ran into her 17-year-old son’s bedroom for “protection”. See, the kid had a gun and was ready to use it against Patriot Cook. (As if some immature, punk kid would actually know how to handle a gun responsibly like Patriot Cook is able to!!!) Well, Patriot Cook must have known something dangerous could happen with an irresponsible, out of control teenager brandishing a gun so he got the hell out of the house and drove away in his pickup truck!! He made a point of bringing his semi-automatic Taurus 9 mm pistol and AK-47 assault rifle with him because he is a responsible gun owner and knew he couldn’t take the risk of having these guns fall into the hands of the irresponsible and dangerous 17-year-old juvenile delinquent!
Well, that’s when Patriot Cook unfortunately crossed paths with the 71-year-old woman “driver”, who should have never been on the road in the first place. The “authorities” claimed Patriot Cook caused the head on accident by making a sudden lane change without using a signal in an attempt to evade the “officers” chasing him, but this is exactly how they type up these false reports so they can rig the system against real Americans like Patriot Cook!!! Then to pile on they continued to lie on their “police” report by saying Patriot Cook was driving under the influence because he admitted to drinking two Jack and Cokes and 4 shots of Fireball earlier in the evening. Hell, any real Patriot knows such a tiny amount of alcohol wouldn’t even get you the least bit tipsy! Then to really, really pile on they made a big deal out of the old woman “driver” sustaining a collapsed left lung, broken wrists, a fractured right knee and ankle, a ruptured spleen, multiple lacerations and bruises and a significant loss of blood. See, they really go out of their way to produce fake news to hurt members of the insecure, small penised, White guy community!!!!
At least we know once Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency on 1/20/2017, this open season on insecure, small penised, White guys that has been in effect for the past 8 years will finally come to an end!!!! #itgetsbetter
Man charged with gun assault, DUI injury accident
12/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun is the latest victim in the War On Christmas!!!!!
Michael Darrin Lowe from our American Fork NSPA chapter is being hunted like a common criminal by the American Fork “Police” today, the day which we should all be focusing on the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ (THE one true Lord and Savior), all because we believe they hatched a plan to frame him for shooting and injuring his wife on Christmas Eve because there is nothing Dictator Obama would like more than to jail a Good Guy With A Gun on Christmas, the only day he hates more than the 4th of July (and that’s saying something)!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started on Christmas Eve when somebody shot Patriot Lowe’s estranged wife while she was working as a convenience store clerk. Well, the American Fork “Police” who responded to the call initially suspected the shooting may have occurred during a botched robbery attempt. However, after a thorough “investigation” (yeah, right) they suddenly changed their minds and abruptly announced they were looking for Patriot Lowe because they suspected he had shot his wife in an act of domestic violence.
See, Patriot Lowe’s estranged wife is currently unable to speak while in critical condition so they know they can get away with peddling any story they want. So they tried to rig the system against him by releasing what we are sure is false news (the favorite weapon of the “progressive” left) with claims that he should be considered armed and dangerous and that he has a long history of committing acts of domestic violence which had never been reported prior to the shooting incident.
So to really rig the system against Patriot Lowe, they brought in backup from the Lehi “Police” Department, the Utah County “Sheriff’s Office and the Utah Department of “Public Safety” to hunt him down. Sure enough, they reported they couldn’t find him. We’re sure the reason they couldn’t find him is because these Godless bastards have never set foot in a house of worship, and we’re sure Patriot Lowe was sitting in the front pew at the Calvary Mountain View Church on E. State St. for Christmas Eve service. Worse yet, while these “law enforcement” agencies are engaging in this outrageously unjust snipe hunt against Patriot Lowe, the real shooter is probably well on his way to returning to Mexico or whatever Muslim country he came from!!!!
However, the forces of evil who have orchestrated this persecution of Patriot Lowe aren’t interested in pursuing justice. See, they know this is their last chance to wage their War on Christmas because once Donald J. Trump is in the White House Christians and Good Guys With Guns will finally be given the respect and deference they have been denied for the past 8 awful years!!!!!! Hopefully Patriot Lowe can find lodgings at a remote farm or manger somewhere in Utah until 1/20/2017 when all of this nonsense will finally blow over!!!!
Police believe shooting of convenience store clerk was incident of domestic violence
12/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun assaulted basically for simply having a gun!!!!!!
Kenneth Griggs from our Providence Pike NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday and slapped down with (get this) 10 charges, including criminal attempt to commit first-degree manslaughter, criminal attempt to commit first-degree assault, reckless endangerment, carrying a pistol without a permit, risk of injury to a minor and theft of a firearm after he allegedly pointed a gun at a couple of people.
We suspect, though, that this was all a false news story concocted by the “authorities” to divert attention from the assault Patriot Griggs suffered, probably at the hands of a pack of those sore loser Hillary supporters who still can’t get over the fact that we won the Presidential election so they take out all of their hateful anger on proud Americans like Patriot Griggs because they hate America!!!
See, the “authorities” and the disgusting, lying “media” obviously colluded to plant fake news stories in which they claim Patriot Griggs got in an argument with a women which allegedly led him to grab her and threaten her while pointing a gun at her head. Then they would have you believe some guy confronted Patriot Griggs and told him to put the gun away. Then they would have you believe Patriot Griggs allegedly pointed the gun at him and pulled the trigger, but it did not fire. Then they would have you believe the man heroically grabbed the gun away from Patriot Griggs and called the “police”. Then they would have you believe Patriot Griggs ran into a bedroom in the house where the conflict had just occurred and attempted to hide behind a sleeping woman. Then they would have you believe Patriot Griggs ran out of the house and walked around far from the scene of the incident until he was apprehended by the “authorities”. Yeah, right!!!!!!
The only thing more frightening than the ease with which this false news was dispersed to all of the area “news organization” is the gullibility of the base of the Democrat Party which laps up even the most obvious of fake news stories because these bogus stories confirm all of their prejudices and narrow minded hatred!!! Thankfully the era of fake news will end once Donald J. Trump is in the White House because he has already been talking about cracking down once and for all on the disgusting, lying “media”!!!! #thetruthiscoming
Man Arrested After He Aims Gun At Another Man In Putnam, Pulls Trigger, Police Say
http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-putnam-gun-disturbance-1223-20161222-story.html
12/23/2016
Donald J. Trump brings the National Small Penis Association Doctrine to U.S. Foreign Policy!!!!
As 2016 comes to a close, we here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters in lovely Akron, Ohio would like to reflect on the impact insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives have turned out and who enhance their self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly, excessively powerful firearms have had on the direction America has taken over the past 12 months and the direction it prepares to take in 2017.
We are the constituency that proudly bears the responsibility for delivering the Presidency to Donald J. Trump and thereby saving America from the certain destruction it was heading after 8 years of the Obama dictatorship!!! We ardently supported Patriot Donald J. Trump because we recognized he represented the ethos of the National Small Penis Association so it is with no shortage of admitted self satisfaction we are so pleased to see the influence the NSPA has already had on U.S. foreign policy before Patriot Donald J. Trump has even ascended to the White House.
See, this morning in a series of tweets and an interview on MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’, Patriot Donald J. Trump presented the National Small Penis Association Doctrine of international relations by announcing his intention to strengthen and expand (we so totally get that imagery) our nuclear arsenal to establish our global manly dominance and to welcome a resumption of a nuclear arms race with any bitch ass countries stupid enough to question our collective manhood and (more importantly) the manhood of Patriot Donald J. Trump!!!!!
Patriot Trump’s statements today were clearly based on the National Small Penis Association’s policy of overcoming our insecurities and enhancing our sense of manhood by amassing an arsenal of ultimately redundant and useless firearms that tragically/comically exceed any practical value they could have as a legitimate deterrent and only ensure a horrible outcome because of our inability to handle and manage them!!!!! It feels indescribably joyful to know we have one of our own in position to control the levers of U.S. might and policy and to shape the future in our image!!!! Look out world, insecure, small penised, White guys are large and in charge now!!!!!!!!
President-elect Donald Trump on nuclear weapons: ‘Let it be an arms race’
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/donald-trump-nuclear-weapons-arms-race-article-1.2921399
12/22/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep the residents of the Sandy Hook section of Newtown safe from the terrifying threat of slow drivers in road construction zones who are likely to cause accidents because of their slow ass driving!!!!!!
Alan Ready from our Newtown NSPA chapter (for some strange reason this happens to be our smallest chapter) was arrested yesterday and charged with threatening in the first degree and breach of peace after he allegedly pointed a handgun at another driver while driving through a heavily congested road construction zone on eastbound I-84 near the Sandy Hook section of Newtown.
See, we’re sure Patriot Ready was forced to brandish his gun because the other driver was probably driving at a really, really slow speed and was overly cautious while puttering through the construction zone. You know exactly the type of dangerous driver he was probably dealing with. They’re the kind of drivers who interrupt the flow of traffic and run the risk of causing dangerous accidents. Surely the residents of the Sandy Hook section of Newtown are sick and tired of the horror and threat to their safety senselessly imposed upon them by these type of selfish, slow poke drivers so we’re sure they support the action Patriot Ready took on their behalf!!!!
The irony here is that Newtown would be a much safer community if it had more well armed residents like Patriot Ready, yet the “authorities” feel the need to treat him like a common criminal?!?! What else would you expect, though, from the Democrat Party stronghold of Connecticut???? However, just wait until Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency!! He’ll make sure Newtown gets all of the guns it really needs!!!!!!!
Troopers: Sandy Hook man pointed gun in road rage
12/21/2016
Good Guy With A Gun forced to do what he did basically because his wife is a VOW BREAKER!!!!!
Daniel Randall from our Hebron NSPA chapter was left no choice except to shoot and kill his 27-year-old daughter before shooting and killing himself because his wife had the gall and temerity to file for divorce from him. Excuse me, but I believe the Christian marriage vows clearly state “To Death Do Us Part”!!! What part of that vow did she not understand. Patriot Randall certainly understood the vow because he was a former Air Force and university chaplain and had served as a pastor at First Congregational Church in Bristol, Rhode Island for 12 years so he would certainly know the Bible inside and out and would certainly know the rules for living a good Christian life based on the teachings of Jesus Christ, the one true Lord and Savior!!!!
So we here at the NSPA executive headquarters certainly understand the sting Patriot Randall must have felt in the core of his Christian heart when he learned of his wife’s effrontery. So basically her actions forced him to respond by breaking into his estranged family’s home and using a shotgun to shoot and kill his daughter. Now, we want to be clear that we don’t condone his daughter’s murder, but we want to make sure the spotlight is pointed at Patriot Randall’s wife for causing all of this to happen because he never would have been forced to shoot his daughter if his wife had simply kept her Christian marriage vows!!!!
What more proof do you need on this point than the fact that Patriot Randall spray painted messages such as ‘Vow breaker’ and ‘Anita, it’s your fault’ on the walls in 5 rooms in the house before shooting and killing himself on the porch? See, it’s clear his wife is the person responsible for this. See, we real Americans in the Republican Party and the insecure, small penised White Guy movement always point out the need for people to take responsibility for their actions so we are calling on Patriot Randall’s widow to step forward and accept responsibility for what happened here!!!!
Also, is it just a coincidence this happened now that gay marriage is the law of the land in America (thanks to a cabal of unelected lawyers who hold sway on the Supreme Court, which has been reduced to rubble under Dictator Obama)? See, this is exactly the kind of destruction we predicted would happen to Christian marriages once the corrosive and degenerative influences of gay marriage were unleashed upon America!!! At least we can take solace in knowing the Supreme Court will restore Christianity and sanity to America once Donald J. Trump gets to make the picks for the Court!!!!
‘It’s your fault. VOW BREAKER’: Former chaplain shoots dead his daughter, 27, then spray-paints revenge note to wife who was divorcing him before killing himself in horrific murder-suicide
12/20/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for adhering to Gandhi’s philosophy of non-violence!!!!!!
Derek Paul Smith from our Moss Point NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday at his home by “deputies” from the Jackson County “Sheriff’s” Department and charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly accidentally shot his nephew in the head. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying lamestream media tried to portray Patriot Smith as a comically irresponsible and incompetent gun owner because they want to push their anti-gun agenda while they can with Dictator Obama still squatting in the White House!!! See, they don’t have it in them to report the real news that Patriot Smith was a hero simply trying to follow Gandhi’s teachings on non-violence!!!
See, all this nonsense started when one of Patriot Smith’s nephews brought a pit bull into Patriot Smith’s house Sunday afternoon. Now this was a big no-no and violated the family rules because many of the family members thought the dog was aggressive and didn’t trust it. Well, another nephew tried to keep an open mind and began hugging the dog. (Hmmm, this kind of makes me think of an American citizen welcoming a Syrian refuge into his house…..what could possibly go wrong?!?) Well, sure enough, the dog bit the naive nephew! (Do I even need to extend the analogy?!?)
So the nephew who got bit was a hot head. He left abruptly but returned with a hunting knife with the intention of stabbing the other nephew who brought the pit bull. So he started making stabbing motions with his knife which led the other nephew to start throwing punches. See, shit was getting real between these two violent young men so Patriot Smith stepped forward as the agent of non-violence and attempted to stop the fight by pulling out his .38 Special and firing a warning shot.
Well, one thing led to another, and before he knew it the bullet ended up in the head of the nephew who the dog bit. Then right on cue, the “authorities” wasted no time in arresting Patriot Smith and carting him off to the Jackson County Jail after they confiscated his gun!!! See, being a peacemaker is a crime in Dictator Obama’s America. However, once Donald J. Trump takes over America in one month, the peacemakers will finally get the respect and protection they deserve!!!!!
Moss Point man charged after nephew shot in the head
http://www.sunherald.com/news/local/crime/article121760778.html
12/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife was always nagging him about where to store his guns!!!!!!
Gregory Orona Jr. from our Middletown NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and brought to the Middletown City Jail on suspicion of murder after he allegedly shot and killed his wife with a 20-gauge shotgun while they were arguing in their bedroom. An investigation of the homicide is ongoing, but that sure didn’t prevent the “authorities” from scheduling Patriot Orona Jr. for arraignment today because they just can’t wait to cart this Good Guy With A Gun off to jail because they know they won’t be able to get away with this type of banana republic “justice” once Donald J. Trump is in the White House!!!
See, all this nonsense started late Friday night when Patriot Orona Jr.’s wife of two years started nagging at him constantly (in a really shrill voice, we’re sure, kind of like what Hillary sounded like at her campaign rallies!!!) to keep his guns out of their bedroom. Hell, as Patriot Orona Jr. tried to explain to her repeatedly, he needed to keep the guns in the bedroom because of the recent car break-ins around their neighborhood. If he didn’t keep the guns in the bedroom, they might have been killed if one of these hoods breaking into the cars tried to break into their home!!! Duh!!!!
She must have been nagging him a lot recently, because the Dayton Daily News reported that online police reports revealed “officers” from the Middletown “Police” Department had been called out to the home about a dozen times since May, and most of the calls were to break up domestic disputes between Patriot Orona Jr., his wife and his father. I mean, how much nagging can a guy take?
Well, as for the totally accidental shooting that killed Patriot Orona Jr.’s wife, his father explained Patriot Orona Jr. had simply been in the process of climbing over his wife (probably just to get away from her nagging as quickly as possible) with the single-shot shotgun in his hand and his finger on the trigger. Well, with his wife nagging at him so much about getting the cache of guns out of their bedroom, can it be any surprise Patriot Orona Jr. was distracted and did not realize the shotgun had been cocked when it went off, as his father further explained? It sure isn’t a surprise to us.
See, what burns us up is the fact that none of this would have happened if she had simply obeyed her husband (like it says to do in the Bible, so it’s not like I’m making this up or anything) and listened to him about the need to keep the guns in their bedroom for their safety!!!! Yet, according to Liberal “Logic”, Patriot Orona Jr. is the one who gets treated like a criminal in this case!!! Thankfully Liberal “Logic” will be banished to the dustbin of history on the glorious day Patriot Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency and brings a Golden Dawn to America!!!!!!
Police: Man shoots, kills wife during argument in Middletown on his 35th birthday
12/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the subversive influence of that nanny state subsidized A & E Network!!!!!
Kevin Botts from our Kearney NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) felony terroristic threats, domestic third-degree assault and using a firearm to commit a felony after he allegedly pointed a loaded gun in the faces of two women. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying lamestream media is trying to put all of the blame for the incident on Patriot Botts by downplaying the extenuating circumstances regarding this case.
See, all this nonsense started late Friday afternoon when a whole bunch of busybodies tricked Patriot Botts and his little lady into coming over to a house so they could ambush him with an intervention to confront him with their concerns about his relationship with his little lady. Well, Patriot Botts is his own man, and he sure as Hell was not going to listen to this intrusive, condescending, patronizing babble so he simply exercised his 2nd Amendment right and allegedly pulled a silver handgun from his lap and put a loaded magazine in the gun to let the five big mouths conducting the intervention know he wasn’t listening to them. Well, they must have kept talking because he then allegedly racked a round into the gun’s chamber and pointed it in the faces of two women.
Sure enough, one of the big, brave men who arranged the intervention ran out of the house like a screaming schoolgirl and called the “police.” Right on cue, the “police” swarmed around the perimeter of the house and forced Patriot Botts out so they could cart him off to the Buffalo County Jail (or the Buffalo County Patriot Interment Camp as we here at the NSPA call it) and (surprise, surprise) confiscate his handgun and three fully loaded 9mm magazines!!!!!
See, the real problem here is that God damn A & E Network with its subversive programs which perpetuate the myth that the will and spirit of individuals can be broken in order to meet the norms of acceptable behavior of the greater community, which really does nothing more than make way for the coming One World Government, which will require the abandonment of individuality and the embrace of collective living!!!! This whole intervention nonsense was obviously inspired by that God damn ‘Intervention’ show on A & E. Worse yet, my sister watches that God damn A & E show ‘Hoarders’, which obviously gave her the idea to call the “authorities” about my extensive gun collection to try to rat me out for (in her opinion) “hoarding” a cache of semi-automatic assault weapons. (Nice try, Gertrude!!!)
The only channel worse than A & E is that depraved Bravo Network with its pro-homosexualist agenda!!! We here on the NSPA Executive Council have been watching Bravo closely for years now to study their tactics for spreading their debauched lifestyle. That is the only reason we watch their programming!!!! We don’t like the shows, and we are disgusted by the debauchery they are trying to spread across America. However, we need to know what they are up to so we can stop them!!! That is why we must watch it every night. We are doing this for you!!!!!
Botts faces 3 charges after standoff; contact forbidden with women he allegedly pointed gun at
12/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to show his little lady how to handle a gun properly!!!!!!
Dustin Mow from our Grand Junction NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with suspicion of possessing a weapon as a previous offender after he accidentally shot himself in the hand while trying to show his helpless fiancee how to clean her gun. Patriot Mow explained to the “police” he was taking the pistol apart and forgot to clear the chamber when a bullet went through the palm of his hand. Hey, you need to crack an egg if you want to make an omelette, so what’s the big deal here???
Sure enough, working from the Saul Alinsky playbook, the Grand Junction “Police” Department immediately mobilized their forces to milk this tragedy for their own anti-gun, anti-Patriot agenda and arrested Patriot Mow all because way back in 2008 he had a felony conviction for contributing to the delinquency of a minor and was prohibited from having a gun!!!! This just goes to show we here at the NSPA still have a lot of work to do to get obscene, restrictive gun laws like this overturned once and for all. It sure is disgusting that there are still states in America with “progressive” legislatures bound and determined to take away an insecure, small penised, White guy’s access to his choice of firearms!!!!!!
Besides, this senseless arrest only puts his fiancee in harm’s way. I mean, if a stoic, well trained, cool headed, responsible Good Guy With A Gun like Patriot Mow doesn’t have access to a gun, how in the world will she be able to protect herself when confronted with danger???!!!???? She could get shot, or something!!!! See, the foundational basis for our argument for unfettered access to any firearm at any time is that we need an army of Patriots who know how to handle a gun to keep us safe when the “professional” (yeah, right!) “law enforcement” (whatever!) officials aren’t around to save the day!!!!
Our Christian hearts are filled with hope, though, because we know once Donald J. Trump ascends to the White House to usher in a Golden Dawn for America all insecure, small penised, White guys will never again face the nightmare of having politicians trying to deny their Constitutional right to have a gun!!!!!!!
Man shoots self in hand; arrest follows
http://www.gjsentinel.com/news/articles/man-shoots-self-in-hand-arrest-follows
12/16/2016
Good Guy With A Gun on trial basically because he had a really bad migraine one night!!!!! Wasn’t Obamacare supposed to help with things like that???!!!???? GUESS NOT!!!!!!
Jeremy Doss Hardy from our Pasadena, Texas NSPA chapter was forced to endure a day of rigged testimony against him at a totally rigged preliminary hearing for two murder charges stemming from an incident last December along Interstate 40 in Texas in which he allegedly randomly shot and killed two strangers in a road rage shooting spree.
Sure enough, the charlatan “prosecutor” pulled out all of the manipulative, maudlin stops at his disposal and had the widow of one of Patriot Hardy’s “victims” provide an obviously stage managed account of the shooting which took her 45-year-old husband away from her forever. Yeah, she managed to cry conveniently right on cue to pull on the heartstrings of all of the easily manipulated dupes in the courtroom just to make Patriot Hardy look like a bad guy. Yeah, we’ve got a real Sarah Bernhardt on our hands here!!!!
It only got worse because once the “prosecutor” was done with the widow he brought out the granddaughter of Patriot Hardy’s other “victim”, a 63-year-old woman who had simply been driving home after a night of Christmas shopping. (Hell, we’re surprised the “prosecutor” didn’t make a point to say he had been driving home after a night of Holiday shopping!) Right on cue, the granddaughter (who must have been heavily coached by the “prosecutor”) tried to get everybody crying by testifying how her grandmother kissed her the last time they were together and told her they would see each other at Christmas.
Well, the “prosecutor’s” case hinges entirely upon the strained narrative that Patriot Hardy is an impossibly selfish, insecure, emotionally immature baby man who snuffed out the lives of two human beings by shooting his gun randomly in a fit of drunken, self pitying rage.
See, if the “court” system wasn’t rigged, the truth behind what happened that night would come out, and Patriot Hardy wouldn’t be facing any charges. See, earlier on the night of the shootings Patriot Hardy had simply been acting like a REAL American man. See, he had been eating steak at a Texas steakhouse before drinking shots of whiskey at a Twin Peaks restaurant (Twin Peaks is one of those “breastaurant” chains like Hooters) and then got in his pickup truck to drive around with his gun by his side. I mean, what defines American masculinity more than a night like that?!?
Well, as Patriot Hardy explained to the Oklahoma State “Police” who arrested him the next day, the night took a sudden, horrible turn when he began to have a migraine headache. He tried to explain he had been having bad migraines for the past month . Anybody who has ever experienced a migraine headache knows how easy it is to go out of your mind from the pain so Patriot Hardy was actually a victim in this case and clearly wasn’t in control of his own actions during his shooting spree.
Also, it’s clear Obamacare did nothing to help relieve Patriot Hardy from the nightmare grip of migraine headaches. So, if anything, the false promises of Obamacare should be on trial for the deaths of the two people Patriot Hardy allegedly shot!!!! However, until we get Donald J. Trump in the White House there really isn’t any chance of getting any real JUSTICE in America so we just have to wait another month for the arrival of an American Golden Dawn!!!!!!
Shooting spree victim’s widow weeps while testifying about husband’s last moments
http://www.newsok.com/article/5531101
12/15/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for defending himself in the War On Christmas!!!!!!
James Griffin from our South Bend NSPA chapter was arrested by the St. Joseph County Metro “Homicide Department” and charged with manslaughter after he allegedly shot and killed another man this past Sunday. We smell a rat, though, because the “detectives” initially held off on bringing charges against Patriot Griffin because they needed more time to determine if it had been a justifiable homicide. However, it didn’t take long (we’re sure) for Dictator Obama to pick up a phone and order Patriot Griffin to be arrested because the system is rigged and because Dictator Obama is determined to wage his War On Christmas until his very last day in office!!!
See, it turns out Patriot Griffin and his wife were watching their grandchildren celebrating Christmas at their home Sunday night because they felt like celebrating Christmas two weeks early. Hell, we here at the NSPA headquarters have been celebrating Christmas since November 8. Well, while the celebration was going on, one of Patriot Griffin’s acquaintances came over to the house. Then something happened and a fight broke out between this troublemaker and Patriot Griffin. One thing led to another and Patriot Griffin had no choice except to allegedly shoot and kill him while the Christmas party was going on.
We have no doubt that the troublemaker came over to the house to try to shut down the Christmas party because he was one of those “Happy Holidays” liberals who is a sore loser about Hillary’s epic fail campaign and is now mad that we are all liberated to say “Merry Christmas” now that Donald J. Trump is the man in charge. See, they lost the War On Christmas, and they’re not able to deal with it. So in our mind Patriot Griffin was well within his rights to stand his ground for his family’s safety and for the sanctity of Christmas!!!! However, veneration of the family unit and the celebration of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is all it takes to make you Public Enemy #1 in Dictator Obama’s America.
Maintain your faith, Patriots, because once 1/20/2017 arrives, it will be Christmas every day!!!!!!!
Grand jury to determine if South Bend shooting was justified
12/14/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was simply following Jean Piaget’s theory of Cognitive Development and was allowing his 2-year-old son to learn about himself and the world through pretend play at the preoperational stage of his development!!!!!!!
Michael Shawn Walls from our Bessemer City NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday night at his home by the thugs in the Gaston County “Police” Department and charged with (get this) felony child neglect and misdemeanor failure to store a firearm to protect a minor (***NANNY STATE ALERT***) after his 2-year-old son shot himself while playing with one of Patriot Walls’ unsecured guns.
Sure enough, the disgusting, lying rag also known as the Charlotte Observer is trying to portray Patriot Walls as a criminally irresponsible father because nobody reads that horrible paper anymore, and they will be out of business soon so they are trying to drag down as many real American Patriots as they can as a way to get back at all of the real Americans who elected Donald J. Trump to the Presidency.
See, what we think really happened is that Patriot Walls was trying to protect his son from the evils of Common Core with all of its didactic, repetitive teaching and was allowing his son to develop his intellect through pretend play, which is one of the key components of the Preoperational Stage in Jean Piaget’s theory of the Four Stages of Cognitive Development.
So his son came across an unsecured, loaded .25-caliber handgun on a bed in the house, and he began to play with it. This is exactly the type of self directed, creative play Piaget encouraged children to engage in to enhance their cognitive development. Well, the gun discharged a bullet into the infant’s stomach, but it’s not like it killed him or anything, and the damage done to his internal organs taught him an important lesson on the ideal of constancy, a concept children often struggle with during the Preoperational Stage. So, if anything, this ultimately harmless accident (the kid has already been released from the hospital) actually accelerated the child’s cognitive development by hurrying him through the preoperational stage.
Sure enough, though, the “authorities” used this as an opportunity to punish Patriot Walls. Not only did they rush into his home to confiscate his gun, but they also confiscated his two children. See, not only do these “progressives” hate guns, but they also hate the power of a loving, nurturing “family” because a strong family unit shields an individual from becoming an easy mark who falls for the cheap, false promises of a fear mongering, authoritarian con artist like Dictator Obama!!!!!
Toddler shoots himself. Now Dad faces felony charges.
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/crime/article120565973.html
12/13/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of Michelle Obama!!!!!!
Stephen Collins from our Groveland NSPA chapter was arrested last week by the Lake County “Sheriff’s” Department and charged with attempted murder and is also facing possible child endangerment charges after he allegedly shot his girlfriend (she didn’t die or anything, we would like to point out) while she was sitting in her car with her young son. However, sure enough, the lying, disgusting lamestream media (which is still acting like a sore loser ever since Donald J. Trump won one of the biggest victories in American political history) is trying to settle a score by portraying Patriot Collins as the bad guy in this case while completely covering up the role of the person who we think is mostly responsible for what happened.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Collins had his girlfriend and her young son over to his house for dinner. Well, (get this) the young boy refused to eat the dinner Patriot Collins served. So Patriot Collins got into a big argument with his girlfriend about her son’s refusal to eat because we’re guessing Patriot Collins probably figured out what was really going on.
See, for the past 8 years Michelle Obama has been pushing her nanny state healthy eating agenda in our schools (or ‘screwls’ as our good buddy Rush Limbaugh calls them) so his girlfriend’s elitist son had probably become a coddled and finicky eater who turned up his nose at whatever Patriot Collins served him (probably good American food like Corn King hot dogs and Stove Top Stuffing) and probably demanded an arugula and bok choy salad with a balsamic drizzle and a dish of pear and pumpkin ravioli topped with shaved Parmigiano.
Sure enough, we couldn’t expect Patriot Collins to put up with that kind of nonsense so we really can’t blame him for yelling at his girlfriend because you need to intervene immediately on these type of problematic childhood behaviors if you want the child to grow up to be a well grounded, emotionally healthy adult like those of us in the NSPA!!! So we figure Patriot Collins followed her and her son out to her car because he probably was so determined to act on her son’s behalf. Then he probably pulled out his gun to make the point that he could also teach her sissy son how to handle a gun because it would be for his own good!!! Then we figure she got real defensive (like most single mothers get when you point out the obvious developmental problems their children face by not having a real man in the house) and started to attack him as only a vicious, mad-at-the-world single mother can! In other words, he had no choice except to shoot in order to save his life. This was in Florida, after all, which has a Stand Your Ground law in place exactly for these type of situations!! Look, Patriot Collins even explained to the “deputies” that he fired the gun in self defense!!!
Sure enough, the “deputies” assigned to the case didn’t look into any of this and simply arrested Patriot Collins because it would (first and foremost) allow them to confiscate his gun and because it meant they would have less paper work to do!!!! At least we know these unethical “law enforcement” practices will come to an end on 1/20/2017 when Donald J. Trump finally ascends to the White House!!!!
Police: Boyfriend shoots girlfriend after dinner
http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/222075100-story
12/12/2016
The backlash against Patriots continues!!!! Does this Good Guy With A Gun really look like somebody who could do something dangerous???!!!!?????
Roy Roma from our Wesley Chapel NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with two counts of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer after he allegedly brandished a gun at Pasco County “Sheriff’s deputies”, who had been called to his home to investigate a possible house party with minors present.
According to the “deputies”, they knocked on the front door of the house several times, but nobody answered. Finally, after all the lights in the house were turned off, Patriot Roma came out of his home with a gun. Then the “deputies” had the nerve to advise Patriot Roma to put his gun down in a brazen attempt to suppress his 2nd Amendment rights!
Well, Patriot Roma in classic NSPA manner pointed the gun at these tin-horn wussies and told them to get off his property!!! Sure enough, the scaredy cat “deputies” ran for cover. Therefore, Patriot Roma had no choice except to call 911, and he allegedly told the operator he was going “to put rounds in the deputies.”
Well, the whole system is rigged against Patriots so the “Sheriff” sent out a swarm of backup “deputies” to intrude on Patriot Roma’s property. Yeah, the “deputies” got real brave when they had Patriot Roma badly outnumbered so the pushed down his door and assaulted him with tasers!!!
Do we need to point out that this all went down on a Sunday? It is obvious to us that Patriot Roma and the youths in the house were simply engaging in some early Sunday morning Bible study to get ready for church service once the sun came up. See, the “authorities” were able to bust him for celebrating our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and for having a gun. You’ll find with a lot of law “enforcement officers”, they refer to this kind of a takedown of a Patriot as a Daily Double. See, Dictator Obama hates nothing more than Jesus and guns because those are our two greatest defenses against the One World Caliphate he wants to establish before he leaves office!!!!
The joke is on him, though, because he will never be able to get this kind of a big project done since he has no real world business experience, precisely the type of business experience Donald J. Trump has to make America great again!!!!! I just can’t wait to tell all of those gullible liberals “TOLD YOU SO” once we all get to see what a job Patriot Trump does on America!!!!!
Paso County man arrested after pointing gun at sheriff’s deputies
http://www.wfla.com/2016/12/12/paso-county-man-arrested-after-pointing-gun-at-sheriffs-deputies/
12/11/2016
Good Guy Who Went Through A Lot Of Trouble To Get A Gun arrested basically because his wife is a nag who monitors his every move!!!!!!!!
Filip Chudziak from our Surprise, Arizona NSPA chapter was arrested Friday on suspicion of identity theft, fraudulent schemes and fraudulent use of credit cards. See, the “authorities” are saying Patriot Chudziak stole credit card information from the patients he served at the Banner Boswell Medical Center, where he was employed to escort patients to and from their appointments at the facility.
See, according to the “authorities”, Patriot Chudziak used the patients’ credit card information to place more than a dozen orders to Joe Bob’s Outfitters (our favorite gun store in Hays, Kansas) for gun parts and tools to build an AR-15 assault rifle. The problem is that some busybody store employees became suspicious when they noticed over the course of three months that many orders using different billing addresses were all being sent to Patriot Chudziak’s shipping address.
Well, the “detectives” assigned to the case apparently couldn’t bother themselves with more important issues like protecting the border between Arizona and Mexico so they swarmed all over the case and determined Patriot Chudziak did this because he always wanted to own an AR-15, but he knew his wife would never approve of him using their tight family finances to purchase an assault rifle. So he hatched this scheme to make sure his wife wasn’t aware of what he was doing.
Surely Donald J. Trump will recognize once he is in the White House that there are millions of real Americans like Patriot Chudziak who lack access to adequate firearms and would benefit from a system of targeted tax increases and government subsidies to make sure every American can own a pointlessly, excessively powerful firearm as a way for them to compensate for their sense of inadequacy, fear of a world they find increasingly hard to understand, and their disappointment with the way their lives have turned out. Hey, we’re all in this together!!!!!!
MCSO: Man used hospital patients’ cards to buy gun parts
12/10/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing nothing more than passing on solid marksmanship genes to his 2-year-old son!!!!!!!!
Kyle Spivey from our Indianapolis NSPA chapter was arrested and charged yesterday with (get this) neglect of a dependent, neglect of a dependent resulting in serious bodily injury and criminal recklessness, and sure enough the disgusting, lying lamestream media is trying to make him look like some sort of impossibly irresponsible parent because all they care about is pushing their liberal, anti-gun agenda!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started last month when he left one of his loaded firearms within reach of his 2-year-old son. Look, how often do we have to hear the education elitist eggheads talk about the importance of introducing infants to books as soon as possible as a way to improve their chances for future academic, career and social success? Well, what’s so different about introducing infants to firearms as early as possible to improve their chances for future academic, career and social success????!!!???
Well, Patriot Spivey’s 2-year-old son grabbed the gun and accidentally shot his 4-year-old sister. Yeah, she sustained some brain damage and vision loss, but it’s not like she died or anything!!! So then Patriot Spivey, acting like the responsible parent he is, stepped in and grabbed the gun from his son and put it on a dresser. Well, it turns out Patriot Spivey’s son is a natural with guns (the bullet didn’t fall far from the shell casing), and the trigger happy toddler grabbed the gun off the dresser and accidentally shot his mother. Again, it’s not like she died or anything.
So Patriot Spivey’s son is just as much of a natural as his father is when it comes to handling a gun, but it causes Patriot Spivey to be treated like a criminal while I have to spend all of today seeing video of LeBron James’ 12-year-old son making a half court shot last night, and it’s treated like some kind of a big deal. That’s how Liberal “logic” double standards work, I guess!!!!!
So it took the “authorities” nearly a month to bring the charges against Patriot Spivey because they knew they were running out of time to take him down with Donald J. Trump getting ready to take charge in a little over a month. See, once Patriot Trump is in the White House, he will get around to fixing our horribly failed school systems by getting rid of Common Core and introducing Head Start firearms training. That will be just one of the steps he will take to make America great again!!!!!!!
Indiana father charged after 2-year-old shoots sister and mother
http://www.ksn.com/2016/12/09/indiana-father-charged-after-2-year-old-shoots-sister-and-mother/
12/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect our borders with Mexico and Africa!!!!!!
Beau Norton from our Peoria, Arizona NSPA chapter was inexplicably arrested last week and charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly pulled a gun on the manager of a Mexican fast food restaurant and threatened to shoot him over a mistake with his order. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying, lamestream media is doing their best to highjack the narrative of this story to make Patriot Norton look like the bad guy when in fact he was doing nothing more than trying to secure our borders with Mexico and Africa in order to keep all of the undesirables out so we can make America great again!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Norton went to Filiberto’s and ordered a steak ranchero combo meal, and sure enough the crew (keep in mind it’s exactly these type of people the liberal Hillary crowd wants to raise the minimum wage for!?!) got the order wrong so Patriot Norton did nothing more than march back to the fast food restaurant to address the problem.
Well, (get this) the Filiberto’s manager he had to deal with was half black and half Hispanic (or double trouble, as we call these people around the NSPA headquarters) so he obviously wasn’t capable of handling a customer service issue with the proper respect and tact required when dealing with a customer like Patriot Norton so he must have done something to escalate the situation because when he attempted to give Patriot Norton a corrected order, Patriot Norton allegedly screamed, “Fuck you n****r. Go back to Mexico. Go back to Africa.” Then Patriot Norton allegedly got a pistol out of his truck, pointed it at the manager’s face and said, “I’ll shoot you where you stand.” Then Patriot Norton allegedly threw the corrected steak ranchero order all over the parking lot. I mean, after all that hassle, would you really expect him to eat the food???
Then to let the incompetent crew at Filiberto’s know they weren’t dealing with some loser, he called the restaurant after fleeing the scene to tell them he had a “very high position at his job.” In other words, he is a JOB CREATOR, which would give the liberal Arizona autocrats another reason to want to take him down!!!
Well, sure enough, the gun-hating, anti-Patriot “authorities” wasted no time tracking him down and arresting him because they know they won’t be able to get away with this kind of rigged bullshit once Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency on 1/20/2017. So as tragic as this case is, lease take comfort in knowing that sensibility will finally take up residency in America once again as soon as Patriot Trump is inaugurated!!!!!!
Arizona fast food customer accused of threatening to kill manager over messed up order
12/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun shot and killed by an army of “officers” from multiple “law enforcement” agencies!!!!!!!!
James Dean Smith from our American Forks NSPA chapter sadly lost his life Sunday night in a hail of bullets fired by a virtual army of “officers” from the American Forks “Police” Department, the Lehi “Police” Department and the Utah County “Sheriff’s” Department after they hunted him as if he were a dangerous criminal or something. Should it be any surprise “law enforcement” officers would have itchy trigger fingers knowing they only have a little more than a month to shoot and kill insecure, small penised White guys without concern of being prosecuted because they know Dictator Obama will have their backs??!!?? See, they understand this shit comes to an end on 1/20/2017 when Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency and finally establishes LAW and ORDER in this once great country which has been reduced to rubble over the past 8 years!!!!
We are still waiting for our friends at Breitbart and InfoWars to report on the details behind Patriot Smith’s murder. See, the disgusting, lying lamestream media has covered this story by using a whole bunch of that “fake” news we’ve all been hearing so much about lately. They are trying to peddle the obviously implausible narrative that Patriot Smith was distraught over the break up with his ex-girl friend and that he allegedly ambushed and killed her by shooting her multiple times as she sat in her car in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Then they claimed Patriot led multiple “law enforcement” agencies on a high speed chase that ended with these “officers” shooting and killing Patriot Smith after he refused their orders to put his gun down. Apparently the Hillary supporters will believe anything they see posted on the internet!!!!!
We will post the REAL news about this case once we have it.
Police: Man shoots ex-girlfriend in American Fork, then dies in confrontation with cops
http://www.sltrib.com/news/4673482-155/police-man-shoots-ex-girlfriend-in-american
12/7/2016
Good Guy With A Gun, and the most popular attraction at our NSPA Celebrity Center, has the perfect Christmas (not Holiday anymore now that Patriot Trump is in charge, HOORAAAYY!!!!)
gift idea for you!!!!!!
Robert James Ritchie, also known as Kid Rock, from our Grosse Pointe NSPA chapter announced on Monday the release of a series of Patriot Trump related t-shirt for sale just in time to give to your loved ones for Christmas!!!!
Sure, the internet trolls have come out to deride Patriot Ritchie for being raised on the mean streets of Romeo, Michigan as the pampered son of a successful car dealership owner who adopted the calculated and contrived persona of Kid Rock, which is little more than a cartoonish mishmash of an insecure White guy’s misinterpretation of manly behavior and a forced, inauthentic, condescending “celebration” of the “White trash” lifestyle, but that’s because those liberal losers always practice this type of character assassination against real Patriots!!!!!!
So hurry up while supplies last and purchase one of his t-shirts to give to your loved ones for Christmas. What better way is there to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ than by giving a loved one a DUMBFUCKISTAN t-shirt????!!!!??????
The War On Christmas is OVER. WE WON!!!!!!
Kid Rock Is Selling Obnoxious Pro-Trump T-Shirts
12/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically because he didn’t want (we’re guessing) his neighbor’s Jack Russell Terrier to suffer and (we’re guessing) his other neighbors’ cats to suffer!!!!!!
Michael Scott from our Oroville NSPA chapter was convicted on two counts of animal abuse with a deadly weapon yesterday in a kangaroo court, also known as the Butte County Superior (superior in assholery!) Court, all because way back last year he shot and killed his neighbor’s Jack Russell Terrier and shot and injured another neighbor’s cat. On top of that, (get this) there were all kinds of stories floating around about other cats in the neighborhood being shot and killed, as if there was some kind of serial cat killer stalking the neighborhood! Can you believe some of the nonsense the most devoted Hillary supporters will believe??!!!???
Sure enough, the disgusting, lying, lamestream media sensationalized the story by claiming way back in September 2015 Patriot Scott allegedly chased his neighbor’s Jack Russell Terrier, which had gotten loose, around his backyard, cornered her and began to shoot her multiple times. Then they claimed Patriot Scott chased the dog after she was able to escape to her owner’s backyard, where Patriot Scott allegedly cornered her again, placed her in a blue bin and threw her over a fence back onto his property. Then they claimed he allegedly finally shot the dog to death in his garage and then threw her body in a lake.
Then to really pile on they claimed he allegedly shot a neighbor’s cat, which managed to survive the shooting. Then a whole bunch of busybody neighbors came forward and claimed five cats had been shot in the neighborhood over the previous couple of months.
So the Butte County District Attorney peddled the hackneyed trope of the deeply disturbed, anti-social White guy who vents his raging anger and sense of impotency rooted in his crybaby fueled dissatisfaction with his life by torturing and killing defenseless animals because that is exactly the kind of facts-free character assassination these liberal bastards have perfected since the days of Saul Alinsky!!!!
See, we’re sure Patriot Scott was actually trying to euthanize the animals out of compassion for their well-being. See, it’s a well know fact that Jack Russell Terriers are often plagued by Legg Perthes, a painful hip disease. See, we figure he must have noticed the dog was limping when he was chasing her around his backyard when he had the initial intention to pick her up gently to return her to her owner. See, we figure Patriot Scott immediately diagnosed the dog with this painful disease and knew he would be saving her from years of suffering by shooting her.
Then we figure he also saw the cat limping and realized it was suffering from a well known urinary tract infection that plagues cats who spend a lot of times outdoors so he figured he would save the cat a lifetime of pain every time it tried to urinate by shooting it. We also figure that’s what happened with all of the other cats the in the months prior to the shooting.
So Patriot Scott was simply trying to save these poor animals from unnecessary suffering, but now he is facing five years in prison. Well, if there’s one thing we Patriots have learned during the past 8 years of Dictator Obama’s rule, it’s that no good deed goes unpunished around here. Thankfully, this irresponsible, amateurish, undisciplined, poorly conceived rule comes to an end on 1/20/2017 when Donald J. Trump ascends to the White House and gets down to making America great again!!!!!!
Oroville man convicted for fatally shooting neighbor’s dog
12/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save children from the Clinton-Comet Ping Pong Pizza pedophilia cartel!!!!
Edgar Maddison Welch from our Salisbury NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday by the Washington D.C. Metropolitan “Police” Department and charged with assault with a dangerous weapon after he allegedly drove from his home in North Carolina and entered Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Washington D.C. with an assault rifle and discharged the gun.
Sure enough, the disgusting, lying lamestream media is trying to make this a story about the dangerous and logical consequences of the normalization of “fake” news nowadays because ****IRONY ALERT***** they know they are about to be exposed as being the propagators of real fake news themselves!!!!!! Thankfully the lamestream media is on its last gasp and is about to be replaced by the more efficient invisible hand of the media market no matter how much they try to dismiss this as “fake” news!!!!!
See, Patriot Welch took it upon himself to investigate Comet Ping Pong Pizza to get to the bottom of the Hillary and Bill Clinton backed pedophilia ring they were operating in the tunnels below Comet Ping Pong. See, the demonic Clintons were running this ring in a joint operation with the Comet Ping Pong owner to service the Democrat Party bigwigs who get off on that kind of thing. See, the disgusting, lying, lamestream media sat on this story to protect their beloved Clintons. If you don’t believe this, just go to the InfoWars Facebook page, and you’ll see!!!!
So Patriot Welch selflessly acted in the best interest of the children and tried to shut the operation down, but the Clinton machine still has a lot of clout, and they had the home field advantage of Washington D.C. so the whole system was rigged against him. Yes, Patriot Welch is in jail now, but a new Golden Dawn is coming to America on 1/20/2017 when Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency. See, he is not distracted by the disgusting lamestream media’s lies or the agenda driven “facts” to be found in daily “intelligence” (yeah,right!) briefings, unlike Dictator Obama. See, Patriot Trump knows where to find the real news on the internet, just like his National Security Advisor-in-waiting Michael Flynn and Michael Flynn Jr., who is his father’s Chief of Staff and who has been on top of this Clinton-Comet Ping Pong story from the beginning. It sure feels comforting to know we will finally have some responsible adults running the show!!!!!!
Police say man who fired assault rifle at pizzeria wanted to ‘self-investigate’ a fake news report about Clinton
12/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he tried to use ‘Flower Power’ rather than pulling the trigger of his gun to resolve a situation with his neighbor!!!!!!!
Lino Bergamin from our Palm Beach Gardens NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and criminal mischief for allegedly pointing a gun at his neighbor after opening a hole in the fence between their property. However, once again, the disgusting, lying lamestream media is trying to make this a story about guns by completely downplaying the fact that Patriot Bergamin actually took the sensible step to put his gun away while trying to resolve a dispute with his neighbor by other means.
See, after pointing the gun at his neighbor, Patriot Bergamin then allegedly began throwing potted plants and lawn furniture at his neighbor. Then, right on cue, the Palm Beach Gardens “police”, who apparently weren’t “busy” responding to calls about stolen motorized scooters, were all too happy to zoom right over to Patriot Bergamin’s property and surround his home.
Then once they got Patriot Bergamin in their clutches, he tried to explain he had to confront his neighbor because somebody had shot out his bedroom window so he really wasn’t doing anything other than standing his ground and defending himself. Sure enough, the “police” conducted their “investigation” and claimed there was no evidence Patriot Bergamin’s home had been targeted and no damage to his bedroom window.
Come on, it’s not like all of us are unaware of the existence same-day residential window replacement companies!!! It’s obvious to us one of the “police” officers must have placed a phone call to one of these companies to replace the bedroom window so they could destroy Patriot Bergamin’s alibi so they could have an excuse to arrest him because (get this) they found several guns inside his home. See, once again, this case is all about gun confiscation in the waning days of Dictator Obama’s illegal hold on the White House!!!!!!!
This is even a stretch for the “authorities”, though, because how can they press gun charges on Patriot Bergamin when he put his gun away and tried to resolve the matter with a little ‘Flower Power’, which, by the way, was nonsense cooked up by the “nonviolent” hippies back in the 60s??!!?? So let me get this straight. Patriot Bergamin got arrested for turning the other cheek and reaching across the aisle to try the “progressive” method for conflict resolution!!!! There’s Liberal “Logic” for you on proud display!!!!! Thankfully all of this nonsense comes to end when Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency 1/20/2017 and finally gets down to making America Great Again!!!!!!!
Police: Gardens man menaces neighbor with potted plants, guns
12/3/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his girlfriend won’t stop staring at her cell phone all the time!!!!!!
Eric Taylor from our Exeter NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with (get this) criminal threatening with a deadly weapon, falsifying physical evidence, criminal mischief, domestic violence-assault and DWI after he allegedly pointed a loaded 9 mm handgun at his girlfriend and said, “You have no idea how much I want to do this right now.”
See, all this nonsense started last night when Patriot Taylor and his girlfriend got into an argument after she threw a cigarette butt out of the window of a car, according to an article posted on seacoastonline.com. When the argument continued at home, Patriot Taylor’s girlfriend allegedly pulled out her cell phone and began recording his “aggressive” behavior so she could show him in the morning how he acts when he is intoxicated. Isn’t that so typical of a woman?!?! I swear, women can’t stay off their cell phones for a minute when you are trying to have an important conversation with them!!! It’s almost as if they think they will cease to exist if they aren’t on their damn phones every damn minute!!!!
Well, understandably, her rude, self absorbed behavior only got Patriot Taylor more angry so to blow off a little steam before things got out of hand he punched a hole through the bedroom door and allegedly tried to punch the phone out of her hand in order to get her to stop recording him so they could get back to having a civil, adult conversation, according to the “police” affidavit. So then to really blow off a little more steam before things really got out a little more out of hand, Patriot Taylor pointed the 9 mm handgun at his girlfriend and tried to get her attention by saying he wanted to shoot her. Hell, that didn’t even work because she was probably distracted because she was posting some girly girl nonsense about tableware or hair styles on Pinterest while continuing to record him.
Well, a guy can only take so much so Patriot Taylor got in his car and drove away. Sure enough, his drama queen girlfriend called the “police”, who must not have had anything better to do, like looking for dangerous Mexicans and Muslims in their community (because that would require too much work), and they wasted no time in dragging state troopers into the chase. Well, you can only get so far when the system is rigged against you, and the dragnet swooped down on Patriot Taylor. Sure enough, the first thing the “authorities” did was confiscate his gun, because ultimately this is what all of this was really about!!!
The only consolation we can take from all of this nonsense is that when Donald J. Trump finally (can’t come soon enough) ascends to the Presidency he will make sure the “police” are going after the real criminals!!!!!
Police: Exeter man threatened girlfriend with gun
http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/20161202/police-exeter-man-threatened-girlfriend-with-gun
12/2/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the corruptive and corrosive influence of that capricious, British bastard Gordon Ramsay!!!!!!!
Austin John Williams from our Folly Beach NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday night at Rita’s Seaside Grill and charged with first degree assault and battery, pointing a firearm, weapons possession and burglary in the second degree after he allegedly stormed into the restaurant’s kitchen after closing time and threatened employees with a gun. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying lamestream media is trying to make this a story about the potential danger produced by an unstable, intoxicated White guy who has a gun in his hand because they want to distract you from the role that rude, rabble rousing ruffian Gordon Ramsay played in this incident because facts nowadays appear to have become meaningless relics from the past!!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Wednesday night when Patriot Williams was the last customer to leave Rita’s after enjoying a few beers. Well, approximately 20 minutes later he barged his way through the rear entrance of the kitchen and allegedly pointed his Ruger SR9 semi-auto 9mm at the cook’s head and chest and asked him if he wanted to die. Then the cook and a number of his coworkers savagely wrestled Patriot Williams to the ground and held him down until the “police” arrived. Right on cue, the “police” were only all too happy to confiscate Patriot Williams’ gun and haul him away without even bothering to consider what drove him to this act.
It is obvious to us Patriot Williams must have been watching too many episodes of ‘Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares’ recently and got the idea it is perfectly okay to berate, intimidate and terrorize kitchen staff. See, this incident isn’t about the danger posed by guns. No, it is about the danger posed by impressionable audience members modeling their behavior after the irresponsible antics of a bombastic reality tv star whose personal brand is based upon his ability for demeaning, diminishing, destroying, dehumanizing, disrespecting, degrading, despising and disparaging others!!!! Just look what happened to poor Patriot Williams when he took his behavioral cues from Gordon Ramsay. Forget ‘Kitchen Nightmares’!!!! Imagine what ‘American Nightmares’ we will be facing if masses of Gordon Ramsay’s fans feel empowered and entitled to act out and treat others like he does on tv!!!!!! You’ve been warned!!!!!
Restaurant employees fight, disarm man who threatened them with gun
12/1/2016
If a New York State Department of Environmental Conservation officer is shot in the woods, does anybody really care? Well, a Good Guy With A Gun found out the hard way that apparently some people actually do!!!!
Alan Blanchard from our Gallatin NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday night and charged with second-degree assault, a class D felony in New York, after his hunting trip was interrupted and marred by the careless intrusion of a New York State Department of Environmental Conservation officer who wasn’t looking where he was going and got in the way of a shot fired from Patriot Blanchard’s shotgun while he was trying to hunt deer. Sure enough, the disgusting lamestream media in upstate New York is trying to make Patriot Blanchard look like a bad guy because they know they can only get away with this type of malarkey for the next 50 days until Donald J. Trump takes over the White House!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Tuesday around 5:00 PM when some busybody called the New York State DEC to send out a couple officers to investigate shots fired in the woods near Silvernails Road in Gallatin. Two DEC officers, who must not have had anything better to do, rushed to the scene and (like the cowards they were) snuck up under the cover of darkness on Patriot Blanchard and his hunting partner.
Well, how was Patriot Blanchard supposed to know the two officers weren’t a couple of deer approaching him? So he fired his shotgun, and before he knew it one of the DEC officers had been shot in the pelvis. So (get this) Patriot Blanchard is in trouble because the officer was shot after nightfall, which is illegal (?) in New York. See, it’s these useless, nanny state regulations that are destroying America!!!! Thankfully Donald J. Trump will be able to scrub all of these nonsense regulations from the books once he takes office. Then Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Blanchard will be able to walk freely among us to keep us safe without concern of being followed and monitored or stopped and frisked in the woods by the “authorities” !!!!! #countingthedays
Gallatin man charged in shooting of DEC officer
http://www.registerstar.com/news/article_e50f38dc-b71a-11e6-a730-7f140afd27e5.html
11/30/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the flirtatious, fickle and faithless nature of a woman’s heart!!!
Zachary Blakley from our Chesterton NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with a felony count of pointing a weapon and a misdemeanor count of battery after he allegedly pointed his loaded 9mm handgun at the chest of a woman he was kind of sweet on, but (surprise, surprise) this remorseless broad isn’t facing any charges for her role in the incident because the court system in America (at least for the time being) is rigged against insecure, small penised, White guys who find empowerment, meaning and purpose by clutching their guns with a firm grip!!!
See all this nonsense started last week when Patriot Blakley was hanging out at the Upper Deck Lounge with his girlfriend, trying his hand at pitching woo with her (as any good, chaste Christian young man who has been raised properly in a good Christian home would) as part of the courting process. Well, apparently this intemperate harlot lacked a similar proper Christian upbringing because word got back to Patriot Blakley that she had been flirting with other men at the bar. Sure enough, the disgusting, lying lamestream media tried to provide her cover by claiming this was “untrue” because they want to make Patriot Blakley look like the bad guy to push their anti-gun, White man hating agenda!!!!!
Well, Patriot Blakley certainly saw the truth in these accusations so he became upset with the horrible hussy and walked home. When the heartless temptress finally got around to getting a ride home, Patriot Blakley was well within his rights to let her know how he felt about what had gone down at the bar. So he simply pointed his 9mm handgun at her chest and exclaimed that she made him want to kill himself. This was simply his way his way of letting her know the impact his perception of her actions had on him. Since when did that become a crime????!!!???
Well, we might have a difficult time conjuring an answer to that question, but we certainly have no difficulty in answering the question about when that will stop being a crime because we all know that will be 1/20/2017 right after Donald J. Trump places his hand on the Bible and is sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America!!!!!
Sadly, the “authorities” were still able to get their last digs in against Patriot Blakley while Dictator Obama is occupying the White House so they confiscated the 9mm handgun and then rummaged through his home to confiscate multiple other firearms. Then they completely ignored Patriot Blakley’s explanation that he had blacked out and could not remember pointing his gun at the woman. Please find comfort in knowing we will only need to read about these miscarriages of justice for the next 40 days!!!! HAIL TRUMP!!!!!
Chesterton man accused of pointing gun at woman
11/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun facing felony charges basically because of a busybody tv weatherman who has a strange and unhealthy attachment (we’ve got our theories!) to dogs and cats!!!!!!!
Mike Chedester from our Belmont County NSPA chapter is under attack by the vicious, liberal HATE mongers, who love dogs more than people because they are so socially backwards they can’t relate to human beings, just because he proudly shot two dogs that were off their leashes while he was hunting yesterday.
As any true hunter would do, he celebrated the two clean kills by posting a picture of the murdered dogs on his totally classy and manly Facebook page. Sure enough, right on cue, the weirdo, liberal, dog loving internet trolls flooded his page with endless threats. However, none of this phased Patriot Chedester one bit as you can see in his latest Facebook post:
Getting so tired of these libtard social justice warriors harassing me, can anyone
get me in touch with Ted Nugent to help a fellow hunter out?
~ Thanks in advance friends and fans
He also demonstrated his totally hilarious sense of humor by posting the ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ video, which he said was forwarded to him by his ‘colored’ fan and posting the dvd cover to ‘Old Yeller’, which he said is one of his favorite movies because of the great ending. Also, don’t miss the hilarious picture of the injured bird he placed on a piece of bread (white bread, naturally) tagged with the punchline that he was going to put it to good use….LUNCH. Oh, mercy, my stomach still hurts from all of laughing I’ve done over the past hour!!!
Just check out his Facebook page if you need a good laugh, and you’ll see what I mean!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/mikechedesterhunter/
Some of the trolls (get this) have even speculated Patriot Chedester’s Facebook page must be a parody page written by some liberal creep who is trying to pass himself off as some impossibly obnoxious, ignorant, insecure, gun loving, conservative asshole!!! Yeah, right!!! Like there could possibly be (even among the liberal, Hillary loving crowd) some kind of a loser asshole who has no life who would devote the time needed to do something like that!!! Get real!!!!!
Well, here’s the problem, though, fellow Patriots. See, this all went down in Ohio, which also happens to be the home of the Akron-based NSPA headquarters, and a few months ago the Ohio Legislature and Governor crafted and signed into law a bill that makes knowingly causing serious physical harm to a companion animal a 5th degree felony!!! WTF!!!!
You’re probably wondering how this could happen in Ohio with Republicans in total control of the Legislature and Governor’s office. Well, there’s this bozo named Dick Goddard, who was a weatherman at Channel 8 in Cleveland until he thankfully retired last week after being on the air for 55 years, who strong armed the Ohio politicians into writing and passing this law, which they named (get this) Goddard’s Law.
See, this Goddard character wasn’t the local institution and icon everybody claimed him to be because he was an incompetent weatherman who spent more time talking about caring for dogs and cats than actually delivering weather reports!!!! He even developed a sick cult of personality with his annual Woolybear Festival, which was nominally billed as an event to celebrate caring for vulnerable animals but which was really nothing more than his crass and calculated ploy for brainwashing and indoctrinating an army of children to follow his disgusting, liberal, pro-animal, anti-human being agenda!!!!!
So the politicians, even though they were Republicans, got hoodwinked by this charlatan and passed the law. As a result, Patriot Chedester now faces two felony charges. So please visit Patriot Chedester’s Go Fund Me page to help pay his legal expenses so he can escape this miscarriage of justice!!!!! HAIL TRUMP!!!!!
Man Just Shot Two Dogs and All Hunters Need to Condemn Him
Belmont County Man To Face Charges For Shooting Deaths of 2 Dogs
11/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun forced to stand his ground and protect his life from an enraged couple in their 30s basically because some “adults” never learned how to play together properly as children!!!!!!!!
Zachary Wilson Hobbs from our Winston-Salem NSPA chapter is waiting to see if he will be charged with two counts of murder for shooting a man at least seven times, including twice in the back, and a woman six times on the front porch of his home back in June.
See, all this nonsense started when Steven Salsman and his girlfriend, Meghann Stubbs, got angry at Patriot Hobbs and his girlfriend, Jessica Paterson, for putting a lock on the gate at their home to prevent Stubbs’ children from playing with Paterson’s children. To make matters worse (get this), Stubbs’ children took chalk from Paterson’s children earlier on the day of the shooting. (Talk about escalating a volatile situation!!!)
Well, Paterson and Hobbs weren’t going to let the punk kids get away with this so Patriotess Paterson stood her ground and took back the chalk. Sure enough, Salsman and Stubbs (who must have had poor judgment and impulse control issues) started arguing with Patriot Hobbs and Patriotess Paterson, who had every right to suspect their lives were rapidly becoming endangered because (get this) Stubbs began sending threatening messages to them through Facebook, which also just happens to be the way ISIS terrorists warn their chosen victims of their imminent doom!!!! It all seems a little too convenient for this to be a coincidence if you ask us!!
Well, later in the day Salsman and Stubbs went back to Patriot Hobbs’ house to continue harassing Patriot Hobbs and Partiotess Paterson. This situation was reaching a boiling point and time was running out so Patriot Hobbs would have been signing his own death warrant if he had decided to call the (useless) “police” to handle the situation so he had no choice but to confront this horrifying threat at his door with his trusted gun. After emptying his handgun, the threat was neutralized, and he was thankfully still alive!!! Oh, he accidentally shot his girlfriend during the melee, but she didn’t die or anything like she surely would have if Salsman and Stubbs had breached their front door!!!!
Thankfully Patriot Hobbs likely won’t face any charges because members of the North Carolina Senate and House of Representatives passed Stand Your Ground legislation in 2011 for exactly this kind of a deadly situation in which Patriots must be allowed to protect themselves!!! Thankfully the Republicans won majorities in both the state senate and house in 2010 to allow this to happen. This is just another reminder of why you must always vote for Republicans if you want to restore LAW and ORDER in America!!!! Just wait until you see the LAW and ORDER we’ll get once Donald J. Trump ascends to the Presidency on 1/20/2017!!!! HAIL TRUMP!!!!!
Fatal shooting followed dispute over couple’s children not being allowed to play with neighbor’s children; two killed and Winston-Salem man charged claims self-defense
11/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun forced to fend for his life against a pack of savage Indians at Standing Rock!!!!!!! Mayday!Mayday!Mayday!
A member of our Madan NSPA chapter, who is featured in the picture above (we are not making his name public at this time to ensure his safety), was nearly scalped and killed (probably to be sacrificed to the spirit of a white buffalo or something – I mean, can you believe some of the ridiculous rituals a lot of these false religions concoct?!?!) yesterday by a group of savage Indian protesters who hate job creators and are trying to stop the Dallas-based Energy Transfer Partners Corporation from installing the final section of the Dakota Access pipeline under a Missouri River reservoir near Standing Rock, North Dakota.
See, the savage Indians (get this) are trying to stop this pipeline because they claim it has the potential to destroy their water supply and sacred lands. First off, as for something maybe happening to their water supply, if you walk into any grocery store, you see shelf after shelf of bottled water so they will be perfectly fine. Hell, the stores are even hawking coconut water now so there’s absolutely nothing to worry about because they will have access to all the water they need. Also, if the fish die in their lakes and streams, they can go to any ALDI and buy a four pound box of Sea Queen Breaded Fish Sticks for $4.48 so it’s not like they’re going to go hungry or anything. As for the whole sacred lands nonsense, I don’t recall any part of the Bible where Jesus makes an appearance in North Dakota so let’s put these old wives tales about sacred lands in North Dakota to rest once and for all!!!!
So these savage Indians have been causing all kinds of trouble at Standing Rock, and a member of our Madan NSPA chapter who works on the crew building the pipeline was surrounded by them yesterday. He had no choice except to brandish his gun at them and shoot warning shots into the air to scare them away before they could scalp him.
See, it really burns us up to see these savage Indians walking around Standing Rock like they own the place. I mean, they totally lack any respect for property rights. It’s like they think they can just walk up on any place and just take it over with no consideration for the people who have a legitimate claim to the land. I mean, if these savage Indians have no respect for the laws we have established here in America, they can simply go back to wherever the Hell it is they came from!!!!
At least with Donald J. Trump coming into the White House, we know we will finally have a President who will do the right thing at Standing Rock!!!!! HAIL TRUMP!!!!
Man Shoots off Gun, Runs over Standing Rock Water Protectors
11/26/2016
Good Guy With A Gun, who is also a proud Republican politician and a good Christian family man, is crucified by the horrible lamestream media basically for doing nothing more than attempting a little bit of Millennial voter outreach to a 17-year-old boy through a few harmless text messages that really weren’t anything more than a little bit of harmless locker room talk!!!!!!!
Mike Yenni from our Jefferson Parish NSPA chapter, who also happens to the proud Republican president of the Jefferson Parish and a proud supporter of the 2nd Amendment, is the latest Patriot to be viciously assaulted by the hateful, liberal, lamestream media, which is on the vengeance lusting warpath after their chosen one, Crooked Hillary, got trounced two weeks ago!!!
They are trying to (get this) make a big deal that Patriot Yenni sent text messages to a 17-year-old boy in an obvious attempt to connect with Millennials. See, Patriot Yenni did nothing more than exchange a text message or two or a few dozen with the boy to engage in a little locker room talk to show him he is just a regular guy and not some stuffy Republican politician who is nearly 20 years older than he is.
Yeah, so maybe Patriot Yenni offered to buy the boy underwear, but is that really any different than a politician who helps a kid through the Coats For Kids program? Look, Patriot Yenni’s Facebook page and Twitter feed make sure you know he is a devout Catholic so we figure he was probably starting an Underpants For Urchins program, but he didn’t want to take a lot of credit for it because the program is really about helping kids, not gaining him glory, so he avoided attracting attention for it and kept his act of charity on the down low. After all, the Bible tells us not to show off our charity!!!!
Yeah, so maybe he sent frequent texts about hooking up, but that was obviously just a case of a much older man trying to use the lingo of teenagers in an awkward yet well intentioned effort to connect with boy. Patriot Yenni obviously meant to hook up with him to educate him on the glory of the Republican Party and the importance of having a good Christian heart!!!!!
Yeah, so maybe he met the 17-year-old boy at the mall and allegedly kissed him, but he was obviously just trying to show the boy that he cares about him. I mean, how many times do we hear about wayward teenagers coming from even the finest of homes turning to heroin nowadays because they feel empty inside and believe nobody cares about them? So Patriot Yenni tried to show a 17-year-old boy he wasn’t alone in the world, and the hateful, liberal lamestream media is now crucifying him for it. They have no shame!!!!!!
Look, Patriot Yenni said he never engaged in inappropriate contact with an underage child in this matter. Sure, the hateful liberals will claim he is trying to play with language by pointing out the age of consent in Louisiana is 17 because they don’t care about the truth and will use lies and character assassination to destroy their foes!!!! Also, he clearly stated he didn’t engage in any sexual activity with the 17-year-old boy, but right on cue those same hateful liberals will claim he is again playing with language by not classifying kissing as sexual activity. They simply won’t be content until they totally destroy a good Christian’s life by any means necessary!!!!
Furthermore, Patriot Yenni clearly stated he is not gay! I mean, he is married to a woman, he is a Republican who defends the sanctity of marriage, and he attends Catholic services all of the time so how could he possibly be gay????? Come on, get real!!!!!
Look, Patriot Yenni is a proud supporter of gun rights so he is directly in the crosshairs of the horrible Liberal Hate Machine which will tell any lie necessary to ruin his reputation and run him out of office. We here at the NSPA plan to stand firmly right behind Patriot Yenni to let him know we have his back in this fight!!!!!!!
GOP Politician Who Sexted Teen Boy Says He’s ‘Not Gay’ In Bizarre Interview
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mike-yenni-text-messages-not-gay_us_58386dfde4b09b6056007d68
11/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because these goddamn, coddled, pampered, cry baby Millennials expect their mommies and daddies to do everything for them!!!!!!
Thomas Milvie Lewis from our Conway NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with attempted murder, possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent crime and the unlawful possession of a firearm by a convicted felon after he allegedly shot his 18-year-old son outside their home with a 12-gauge shotgun.
Sure enough, the gun-hating thugs from the Horry County “Police” Department and the disgusting, liberal lamestream media have covered up the son’s role in the shooting because Heaven forbid this Millennial should actually be held responsible for his actions!!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Lewis and his son began arguing over who should go to the store to purchase a can of tobacco. We’re sure Patriot Lewis’ son probably refused to earn his keep by going to the store to pick up the can of tobacco and expected Patriot Lewis to wait on him and hand and foot and tried to throw a temper tantrum to force him to go to the store to purchase the can of tobacco.
Well, should we really be surprised that this spoiled Millennial would expect Patriot Lewis to go to the store for him after 8 years of Dictator Obama’s master plan of destroying America from within by creating a generation of spoiled, entitled little monsters who can never be held accountable for their actions and who need to be whisked away to ‘safe zones’ whenever they get their feelings hurt?
So all Patriot Lewis did was step forward to reassert his parental authority from Dictator Obama by pointing his shotgun at his son. Well, his son didn’t know when to back down so Patriot Lewis had no choice except to shoot him. The thing is, in the long run, his son is better off for getting shot now because it taught him his actions have consequences, a concept which seems to escape all of the no good, lazy Millennials!!!
Thankfully all of this bad behavior will come to an end when these irresponsible, arrogant, entitled, insensitive, unapologetic, self-centered, accountability avoidant Millennials see the example Donald J. Trump sets on how to act like a responsible adult once he takes over the White House from Dictator Obama!!!!! HAIL TRUMP!!!!!!
Conway father shoots son in argument over can of tobacco
http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/news/local/crime/article116283533.html
11/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to the BIG GOVERNMENT NANNY STATE!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas Earl Davie from our Tulsa NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with pointing a firearm with intent (so when did that become a thing?) after he allegedly pointed a handgun at a Tulsa Emergency Medical Services Authority crew in his apartment.
Sure enough, the useless, anti-gun agenda driven, disgusting lamestream media never bothered to ask what the EMSA crew was doing in Patriot Davie’s apartment in the first place because they obviously want to suppress the truth about what Dictator Obama is trying to pull during the lame duck period of his failed Administration!!!!!
See, the EMSA crew was at Patriot Davie’s apartment to perform a “welfare check” on him (yeah, right!). No, they were looking for an excuse to snoop around his apartment to confiscate his guns and to force their will and beliefs upon the most private and intimate aspects of his life. So they referred to it as a “welfare check” because they know how to dupe the narrow minded, gullible Democrat Party base which is easily susceptible to empty, ridiculous sloganeering!!!!!!
Well, Patriot Davie saw right through their ploy and stood his ground against this nanny state intrusion into his apartment so he allegedly met the EMSA crew with his handgun and yelled at them aggressively and unintelligibly. Sadly, though, there is only so much one man can do when standing up to Big Government, and he quickly found himself in the Tulsa Jail (and we’re guessing it will only be a few days until he is dispatched to a FEMA internment camp in Alaska!).
We here at the NSPA National Headquarters are thankful on this Thanksgiving Day that once Donald J. Trump and the Republican Party take over the Executive Branch we will never again have to worry about these types of “government” intrusions into the most private and intimate aspects of our lives!!! HAIL TRUMP!!!!!!
Tulsa man arrested after allegedly pointing gun at EMSA crew responding to welfare check
11/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for defending himself from one of the countless brutal attacks on insecure, small penised, White guys since the election of Donald J. Trump!!!!!!
William Ronald Pulliam from our Charleston NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed an unarmed 15-year-old young black man. Sure enough, the disgusting, liberal lamestream media is trying to spoon feed the gullible, low information public a half baked narrative that this is sadly yet another case of a horrible, emotionally insecure, bigoted, White baby-man who has senselessly killed yet another unarmed young black man because they need to gin up fear and resentment among their hateful, self pitying base!!!!!
See, if the lying reporters had actually reported the whole story, you would know the truth about this case!!!! See, all this nonsense started when the unarmed 15-year-old black young man “accidentally” bumped into Patriot Pulliam on the sidewalk near the local Dollar General store. This was obviously the latest of an endless string of brutal attacks against insecure, small penised, White men who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and who find a sense of self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly, excessively powerful firearms committed by “minority” people, who feel emboldened to openly express their hatred of the White race ever since the election of Donald J. Trump!!!!!
So to defend himself from this brutal attack, Patriot Pulliam knew he had no choice except to follow the 15-year-old young man to a home across the street, initiate a confrontation with the young man and then shoot him. See, Patriot Pulliam had to do this because it is open season on insecure, small penised, White men who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and who find a sense of self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly, excessively powerful firearms because all of the “minorities” are upset as a result of the changing social order which is taking place with Patriot Trump’s election. See, they all feel like they are losing the social privilege and dominance which they have had for so long with Dictator Obama in office so they now lash out at NSPA members to vent their sense of impotency and loss of relevance!!!
Leave it to the disgusting lamestream media and the crooked “police” to try to make Patriot Pulliam look like some ridiculously one-dimensional, sociopathic comic book villain by planting an obviously fabricated quote from him. They claim he confessed to the police that he shot the teenager and said, “The way I look at it, that’s another piece of trash off the street.” Instead, we’re sure he simply explained to the police he simply tried to save himself from the young buck!!!!
Then the disgusting lamestream media claimed Patriot Pulliam should never have been allowed to have the gun he used in the shooting because of a previous domestic violence conviction. See, they claimed way back in 2013 he pleaded no contest to a charge of domestic battery, a charge which stemmed from him beating his pregnant daughter. They claimed (get this) he punched her several times in the face with a closed fist and kicked her in the stomach. Then to pile on they claimed he shoved his then-wife to the ground during this incident.
Yeah, right!!!!!! There they go again, trying to make Patriot Pulliam look like a bad guy when we all really know he is actually a true Patriot, the type of Patriot who helped vote Donald J. Trump to victory so he can clean all trash off the street that has been collecting over the past 8 years!!!!!
Police: East End shooter said ‘another piece of trash off the street’
11/22/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the “authorities” colluded with an Obamacare Veterinarian Death Panel to frame him for some stupid, yappy dog’s murder!!!!! See, it’s a rigged system!!!!!!
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Joshua Allen from our Athens NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with animal cruelty after he allegedly shot his neighbor’s dog and then beat it with a baseball bat. After the “authorities” were called, they brought the dog to some shyster veterinarian who (probably at taxpayer expense!!!!) put the dog to sleep, obviously at the behest of some Obamacare Veterinarian Death Panel, which we’re sure had been established as a precursor for the Obamacare Death Panels which were being prepared for all of us!!!!! Thankfully these Death Panels and the rest of the weaponized public policy known as Obamacare will be dismantled once our Glorious Leader Donald J. Trump takes office and replaces it with a totally great plan, better than anything you’ve ever seen before, which you’ll love so much, and a lot of people have already been talking about how really, really great it will be!!!!!
See all this nonsense started years ago when his neighbor’s dog began barking incessantly, and the neighbor wouldn’t do anything to get his damn dog to shut up. Patriot Allen even took the neighbor to court a number of times to try to muzzle the mutt, but the courts in America are so biased against insecure, small penised, White men who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out that it really shouldn’t be a surprise the dog was able to keep on barking!!!
Well, anybody who has ever been married to some woman who just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks can attest there is only so much ceaseless, soul deadening noise a man can put up with so Patriot Allen understandably took action to deliver a brief moment of respite to himself by getting his handgun, leaning over the fence in his backyard and shooting the dog a number of times.
Well, the dog must have been possessed by a demon because the bullets didn’t kill it. So Patriot Allen took the sensible step to begin beating the dog with a baseball bat. Well, the dog must have also had the vampiric ability to skirt death, and it began yelping and whining until its owner came running outside and called the “authorities”.
Sure enough, they showed up right on cue and targeted Patriot Allen for persecution. At this point the dog was still alive so we’re sure they then rushed it to the Obamacare Veterinarian Death Panel, which provided its imprimatur to put the dog down. So then the “authorities” rushed the doomed dog to some quack veterinarian who followed the Death Panel’s orders, which were delivered with the simple goal of making Patriot Allen look like a killer so they could jail him and confiscate his guns!!!!!
At least on Thanksgiving we can be thankful for our Deliverance which will be coming to the White House on 1/20/2017 in the form of Donald J. Trump, who will make sure these shameful injustices will never be allowed to fester upon our country’s soul ever again. We have come too far in the past two weeks as insecure, small penised, White men who are disappointed with the way our lives turned out to be dragged back to the most disgraceful legacies of our country’s past!!!!! HAIL TRUMP!!!!!
Athens man arrested for attacking his neighbor’s dog
http://www.11alive.com/news/crime/athens-man-arrested-for-attacking-his-neighbors-dog/354966640
11/21/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being White, LITERALLY!!!!!!!!
Alexander Daniel White (he never had a chance, dear Patriots) from our Hanover NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) making terroristic threats, false imprisonment, simple assault, criminal mischief and harassment after he allegedly beat his live-in girlfriend, tied her up, held her against her will in their apartment, yadda yadda yadda and then threatened to kill her while pointing a shotgun at her.
See, according to the “authorities”, Patriot White’s girlfriend returned home early Sunday morning with a female friend, and they found Patriot White extremely intoxicated. Then the “authorities” claimed Patriot White smacked his girlfriend in the face and pushed her to the ground. Then the “authorities” claimed Patriot White locked his girlfriend in their apartment and pointed a shotgun at her. Then the “authorities” claimed he said, “I could kill you, bury your body and no one would know where you are.” Then the “authorities” claimed he elbowed her in the stomach, grabbed her by the hair, slammed her against a wall and threw her on the bed. Then the “authorities” claimed he tied her by the ankles with rope and repeatedly asked her where she hid the alcohol, tightening the rope each time she denied having any alcohol in the apartment.
Then the “authorities” must have gotten tired of making up lies about Patriot White so they went ahead and arrested him. Then the “authorities” got down to their real agenda. They swarmed into Patriot White’s apartment and confiscated his two shotguns, which is exactly what this was really about from the beginning !!!!
See, Dictator Obama knows the clock is ticking on his failed agenda to destroy America and persecute White people so this pathetically desperate attack on Patriot White is his last gasp before the reins of power are thankfully ripped out of his hands and turned over to the calm and steady hands of Donald J. Trump. The fact that Dictator Obama tried to make a symbolic statement by taking down a Patriot named White as one of his last official acts in office is a little “too on the nose” and only reminds us of what a lack of grace and class he has. In contrast it will certainly be a welcome change to have Patriot Trump in office. HAIL TRUMP!!!!!!!
Police: Hanover-area man assaulted woman, threatened her with gun
11/20/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because even though we totally support the sanctity of marriage, which is why we can’t tolerate homosexuals getting married because they will destroy the sanctity of marriage, truth be told, 44 years of marriage to the same woman is a bit too much, and all that nagging is eventually going to get to you!!!!!!
John Nicholson from our Osceola County NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with attempted first degree murder with a firearm and unlawful discharge of a firearm after he allegedly shot five times at his wife of 44 years in their garage. This really wasn’t a big deal, though, because she was able to hide behind a car and run away to get a neighbor to call the “police”.
Sure enough, the big, brave “police” actually responded quickly because there is nothing they enjoy more than picking on a defenseless, 82-year-old White man. So they confiscated his gun immediately (surprise, surprise) and treated him like a common criminal by handcuffing him and throwing him in the back of a cruiser. Then they made a big fuss over tending to Patriot Nicholson’s wife (even though not a single bullet touched her) because she probably was real manipulative and started crying just like Scarlett O’Hara did to trick Ashley Wilkes into hugging her in that one scene in ‘Gone With The Wind.’ So the “police” fell for that act and slapped Patriot Nicholson with those ridiculous charges!!!!
Isn’t interesting the “police” didn’t factor in the important detail that Patriot Nicholson and his wife have been married 44 years, which was mentioned in a copyrighted story about this case that we can’t link to? I mean, can you really blame a guy who had to put up with the endless haranguing and mindless prattle purging out of his wife’s mouth for 44 years finally deciding enough was enough???? At least we here in the NSPA executive office in Akron, OH take comfor in knowing there is no way any sensible jury will convict Patriot Nicholson after any halfway competent defense attorney plays the 44 years of marriage card!!!!!
Also, we know once Donald J. Trump enters the White House the “police” will know they no longer have carte blanche to enter the White community to harass White men like Patriot Nicholson. No, they will actually have to do their jobs and keep an eye on the real trouble makers, and you know who we mean!!!!!!!
Florida man, 82, arrested after allegedly shooting at wife
11/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically because his neighbors were lazy, irresponsible, selfish and inconsiderate and because of Dictator Obama’s mishandling of the U.S. economy!!!!!!
Adam Solis from our Cedar Park NSPA chapter was sentenced to (get this) 40 years in prison earlier this week after being forced to plead guilty for the murder of his girlfriend, who the “authorities” are insisting he shot multiple times in their apartment last year after arguing about his unemployment.
Sure enough, the disgusting lamestream media is putting all of the focus on Patriot Solis because they want to cover up the role his neighbors and Dictator Obama played in his girlfriend’s murder. See, Patriot Solis fled the apartment after shooting his girlfriend to hide at his parents’ house in San Antonio in order to get his head together. The next day he returned to the apartment and called the police to report somebody had broken into the apartment and killed his girlfriend. (Hey, you can’t blame a guy for trying!)
Well, before his story unraveled he made a salient point in a Facebook post when he called out his horrible neighbors for not calling 911 right away when they heard the shooting the night before. See, if the neighbors had called 911 at the time of the shooting, an ambulance would have been sent to the scene, and the EMS crew probably would have saved her life. So if the neighbors had acted responsibly, she never would have died, and Patriot Solis wouldn’t have been charged with her murder.
Furthermore, it wasn’t Patriot Solis’ fault that he shot his girlfriend in the first place. See, prior to the shooting, they were arguing about their financial stressors resulting from Patriot Solis’ chronic unemployment so obviously she must have made some emasculating comments to push his buttons which provoked the shooting. Well, it’s obvious to us that Patriot Solis was chronically unemployed because of Dictator Obama’s intentional mishandling of the U.S. economy to fulfill his goal of destroying America and making us subservient to a One World Government! There is no doubt Patriot Solis would have been successfully employed in a prestigious, high paying job if only Donald Trump had been elected President earlier.
Though we have lost Patriot Solis from our cause for the next 40 years, please take comfort in knowing not one more insecure, small penised, White guy who is disappointed with the way his life turned out and finds self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly, excessively powerful firearms will face a similar fate now that Donald J. Trump has been elected President!!!!!!!
Man Who Killed Girlfriend In Cedar Park Sentenced To 40 Years In Prison
http://www.patch.com/texas/cedar-park/man-who-killed-girlfriend-cedar-park-sentenced-40-years-prison
11/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was more emotionally invested than his girlfriend in working on their relationship!!!!!!!
Devon Richards from our Waldo NSPA chapter was arrested this past Sunday and charged with aggravated reckless conduct, a Class B felony, after he allegedly pointed a gun at his girlfriend. Sure enough, the lamestream, liberal media hijacked the narrative of the story because they were bound and determined to make Patriot Richards look like the bad guy. However, upon closer inspection of the facts, you will discover Patriot Richards’ girlfriend was actually the real culprit here!!!!
See, all this nonsense started Saturday night when Patriot Richards’ girlfriend returned home, and he allegedly pointed a gun at her, took her phone away and “insisted they discuss issues in their relationship,” according to a release by the Waldo County “Sheriff’s” Office. The girlfriend then left the house the next day to go to work, but she contacted her family and the “police” as soon as she got out of the house.
First off, this is exactly the sneaky kind of backstabbing treachery women engage in when they work outside of the house!!!! (We warned all of you about this years ago!) Second, we would like to point out Patriot Richards was the one who wanted to talk about their relationship in an obvious attempt to respect her feelings and relationship goals. In stark contrast, her inclination was to sneak away under the false pretense that she was going to work and then laid the trap constructed with lies to get Patriot Richards arrested and to destroy their relationship!!!! See, she wasn’t interested in putting in the hard work to sustain and build a healthy relationship. No, like most women, she was more interested in sitting around eating bonbons and ordering countless pairs of shoes on zappos.com on her phone, which is precisely why he took her phone away in the first place!!!! Furthermore, he had his gun out to let her know he will keep her safe, just like Donald J. Trump will keep us safe from Mexicans and Muslims!!!!
Thankfully this victimization of insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out will come to an end on 1/20/2017 when Donald J. Trump can finally get down to the business of taking back America to the way it ought to be!!!!!!
Waldo man arrested for allegedly pointing gun at woman
http://www.centralmaine.com/2016/11/15/waldo-man-arrested-for-allegedly-pointing-gun-at-woman/
11/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of Obamacare!!!!!!!
Ray Hunter Shortridge from our Cartersville NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with aggravated assault and possession of schedule II drugs to be kept in an original container after he allegedly pointed a gun at a Starbucks employee while engaging in an argument about the price of a coffee refill. Sure enough, the lamestream media is covering up the root cause of the incident because all of the disgusting, liberal reporters want to provide Dictator Obama a little cover as he prepares to skulk out of the White House.
See, all this nonsense started the other night when Patriot Shortridge drove through a Starbucks drive-thru to order a coffee refill, and the Starbucks employee told him the refill would cost $2.25. Well, Patriot Shortridge felt the refill should cost $1.50 and let the employee know it. Get this, the Starbucks employee doubled down and tried to hide behind the company’s refill policy to rationalize the $2.25 charge so Patriot Shortridge, who is a straight talker who tells it like it is, told the employee, “We will see about that once I get up there.”
So Patriot Shortridge pulled up to the drive-thru window and pointed a pistol at the employee and had his finger on the trigger. Then he said, “The price would be $1.50, correct?” Sure enough, the scaredy cat employee called the “police”, who swarmed on the scene and arrested Patriot Shortridge because they know they only have two more months to pull this kind of shit before Donald J. Trump puts an end to it!!!!!!
What burns us up is that the obvious cause of this incident isn’t being addressed, because the “media” and “authorities” want to railroad Partiot Shortridge and prevent Dictator Obama from facing any consequences for his failed policies.
See, the stunning price increase of the coffee refills at Starbucks mirrors the crushing price increases of Obamacare premiums! Obviously Patriot Shortridge had simply become fed up with the way things have been going on in America and decided enough is enough so he decided to pull out a gun and put a stop to this ruinous price increase inspired by Obamacare. Apparently standing up to tyranny has become a felony in the waning days of Obama’s dictatorship so Patriot Shortridge now must waste away in jail until America becomes great again on 1/20/2017, when Patriot Trump will stand up on Inauguration Day and deliver the Emancipation Proclamation for Insecure, Small Penised, White Guys Who are Disappointed with the Way Their Lives Have Turned Out!!!!!
Customer Accused Of Pointing Gun At Starbucks Employee
http://www.patch.com/georgia/cartersville/customer-accused-pointing-gun-starbucks-employee
11/16/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a victim of the inconstancy of the spiteful female heart!!!!!!!
John William Craig from our East Helena NSPA chapter (and Mr. March for our soon to be released Men of the National Small Peni Association 2017 Charity Calendar which is raising funds to send disadvantaged insecure, small penised, White men who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out to a week of tactical firearms training camp in the countryside) was arrested and charged with felony counts of suspicion of aggravated assault, assault with a weapon, robbery and a misdemeanor count of partner or family member assault after he allegedly beat his girlfriend, fractured her wrist and threatened to shoot her as he pointed a semi-automatic pistol at her.
Sure enough, the “deputies” from the Lewis and Clark County Sheriff’s Office showed up on the scene and immediately bought into the “victim’s” story that Patriot Craig injured her and “threatened” her with his gun during a physical altercation he initiated because he believed she had been unfaithful to him.
Anybody who knows the sadistic and fickle natural nature of the feminine way understands without doubt that Patriot Craig’s girlfriend had been cheating on him. That is simply how women are. Even a woman paired with a perfect male specimen like Patriot Craig was unacquainted with satisfaction and satiation. It was her capricious, careless compulsion to commit carnal corruption which compelled Patriot Craig to combat her callous cruelty!!!!!
However, did the “authorities” take her actions into consideration when it was time to make an arrest? Of course they didn’t because an insecure, small penised, White man who is disappointed with how his life turned out can’t get a fair hearing in the corrupt police and court systems in Dictator Obama’s America. Thankfully in two short months Donald J. Trump will take charge and put an end to this!!! We insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way our lives have turned out have been waiting too long for this day to come and just wait to see what happens when we finally get to call the shots again!!!!!
East Helena man allegedly assaulted, pointed gun at girlfriend
11/15/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a little proactive in saving his community from being mauled by two dogs which were surely going to grow up to be vicious predators!!!!!!
Billy Wayne Prater from our Elberta NSPA chapter was arrested today and charged with two felony counts of aggravated cruelty to animals for allegedly shooting two puppies with a semi-automatic 12 gauge shotgun at point-blank range. Sure enough, the disgusting media and all the emotionally immature social misfits who have an unhealthy attachment to dogs because they are socially backwards and unable to relate to human beings have pounced on this story and are actively trying to push an irresponsible narrative which portrays Patriot Prater as an impossibly cruel, heartless killer!!!!
See, these trolls always disregard the truth and live in an insular echo chamber so thankfully you have the National Small Penis Association to provide you the real truth! See, the haters would have you believe Patriot Prater shot the two puppies out of spite to hurt his common-law wife (common-law nag would be more like it!), with whom he is involved in bitter divorce proceedings.
Sure enough, the gun-hating twits from the Baldwin County “Sheriff’s” Office were all too happy and ready to pile on Patriot Prater. Get this!! They claim they have cell phone video of the shootings and got all maudlin when they announced today they would not release the video to the public because it is so difficult and disturbing to watch.
They are pushing this narrative because they are pissed off Donald J. Trump won the Presidency, and they are bound and determined to lock up as many Good Guys With A Gun (REAL Americans who will finally get the respect they deserve again in two months) as they can before Dictator Obama is thankfully forced to leave the White House.
See, it is obvious Patriot Prater recognized these two seemingly adorable looking puppies would eventually grow up and present an existential threat to the existence of his community so he had no choice except to shoot and kill the puppies. See, these same America-hating, “progressive”saboteurs who are attacking Patriot Prater would advocate we accept adorable looking Muslim refugee children who are fleeing Middle Eastern countries which (we’re sure) export radical Islamic terrorists, but they have no plan in place for how to deal with these children when they inevitably grow into Muslim adults who have the singular goal to destroy America!!!! I mean, just look at these puppies! You know what they are capable of becoming!!!
Thankfully Donald J. Trump has the balls to know the best way to address a threat is to make sure it never becomes a threat in the first place!!!! Thankfully 1/20/2017 isn’t far away. Get ready to be more proud of America than you ever have been before!!!!!
Man captured on video shooting 2 puppies at point blank range
http://www.local15tv.com/news/local/man-captured-on-video-shooting-2-puppies-at-point-blank-range
11/14/2016
The National Small Penis Association proudly announces Chili’s is our Official Restaurant Chain of the Year!!!!!!
Sure, there is still another month and a half left in 2016 (which is turning out to be the greatest year ever for insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out), but the National Small Penis Association executive council has decided to go ahead and announce Chili’s is the National Small Penis Association’s Official Restaurant Chain of the Year.
Sure, all the effete, elitist Democrat Party “foodie” snobs who shop for arugula will make snide comments about Chili’s being a stunningly sub-standard purveyor of impossibly unremarkable food that makes frozen entrees you can buy at ALDI taste like fine dining in comparison because they don’t understand REAL Americans!!!!
However, Chili’s has not earned this award for simply serving bland, unexceptional food. No, they have earned it for being the brave, selfless sentinels on our nations’s front lines to guard against dark skinned people trying to commit acts of stolen valor!!!!!
See, on this past Veterans Day the manager of the Cedar Hills Chili’s in Texas (who also happens to be a member of our Cedar Hills NSPA chapter), which was celebrating the day by providing veterans a free meal, approached the table of a black man who had claimed to be a veteran (yeah, he had his military ID and DD-214, but with computer technology today any document can be forged by a 4th grader) and snatched his meal away after being warned by an elderly White man wearing a Trump shirt that there was no way this black man could have possibly been a veteran. Prior to this, the old man in the Trump shirt confronted the black “veteran” with his suspicions by making the salient point he never saw a black man serving in the military when he served in Germany. He also told the manager that the black man couldn’t possibly be a veteran because he was wearing his hat indoors!!!! I mean, what more proof would you need that this black man was posing as a veteran to get free food???!!!???
Thankfully the Cedar Hills Chili’s manager didn’t give in to the forces of political correctness when given this valuable information as you will see in the phone camera video recording of the confrontation posted in the story we are providing a link to. Sure enough, the professional protesters on the payroll of the hateful, progressive left have turned to their weapons of choice, Twitter and Facebook, to crucify Chili’s and the general manager. To show our support to Chili’s and the general manager, we have scheduled Tuesday, December 13 (Ted Nugent’s birthday) to be National Small Penis Association Chili’s Appreciation Day.
National Small Penis Association chapter members all across the country will meet up at their local Chili’s restaurants on December 13 for an evening of fellowship, uninspiring and nondescript food and a celebration for the way Chili’s handles dark skinned freeloaders looking for free stuff!!!!! The NSPA executive council will travel to the Cedar Hills Chili’s that day to present the management team the Restaurant Chain of the Year honor.
Furthermore, we will encourage Donald J. Trump (who owes us bigly!!!) to name Wyman T. Roberts, CEO and President of Brinkers International, parent company of Chili’s, to be Secretary of the Department of Agriculture, which oversees the nation’s food stamps program. As far as we are concerned, there would be nobody better qualified to implement a plan to put an end to all of the food stamp fraud taking place in America’s urban centers, if you know what I mean!!!!
Chili’s Apologizes For Taking Meal From Black Veteran On Veterans Day
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chilis-apologizes-veterans-day_us_58297fe7e4b0c4b63b0d47d1
11/13/2016
The National Small Penis Association and Friends plan rally to celebrate the ascendancy of Our Glorious Leader Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!
Well, dear Patriots, clear your schedules for Saturday, December 3 to make your pilgrimage to Pelham, North Carolina to join the National Small Penis Association and our brothers-in-arms-and-small-penises in the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan for our victory lap/rally to celebrate Donald J. Trump’s election to the Presidency of the soon to be great again United States of America.
For so long we insecure, small penised, White guys who are disappointed with the way our lives have turned out have been forced to live in the shadows and hide our true identities, but those days have come to an end with Donald J. Trump’s victory. Once Our Glorious Leader Donald J. Trump reclaims the White House on our behalf, we will never again spend a single day suffering the mental anguish and self-destructive shame that results from being forced to keep our true selves hidden on the margins of society. Now we can proudly come out and express what we have been carrying in our heart of hearts for years without fear of consequence or scorn!!!! So please join us in Pelham on December 3 to show your true colors (actually your singular color -WHITE!!!!) to celebrate the amazingly swift advances we have made this year with the insecure, small penised, White guy liberation movement!!!!!!
Ku Klux Klan announces Donald Trump victory parade as white supremacists celebrate nationwide
11/12/2016
National Small Penis Association executive council member Chris Christie will be out of the office for the next two months. If you are a member of one of our Region 2 NSPA chapters which he has been mentoring and need assistance before he returns, please contact Lee Greenwood Hannity at lgh@nationalsmallpenisassoication.com.
Chris Christie from our Trenton NSPA chapter and a member of our NSPA executive council has shown his bravery in the past by standing up to and shouting down a vast array of bullying agitators, ranging from a 13 year-old-girl to a 55 year-old-school teacher to “reporters” doing their “jobs”, who have tried to hector him at press conferences over the years.
Today he has demonstrated his bravery once again by stepping forward to announce he will be taking time off from his responsibilities with the National Small Penis Association and the Donald J. Trump Presidential transition team (no, he was not demoted and humiliated by Donald J. Trump by being cast aside for Mike Pence to head the transition team as the lying, disgusting media has been “reporting”) to get treatment for an addiction that has begun to consume his life.
Patriot Christie has bravely confided he will need to take the next two months off so he can check into a rehabilitation facility in Reading, Pennsylvania to assist him with overcoming an addiction he has developed to cuckold pornography. Sure enough, the vicious, liberal internet trolls have pounced on this by posting immature social media taunts that the myriad indignities Patriot Christie has swallowed during his recent obedient subservience to Donald J. Trump are a manifestation of his insatiable, lusting hunger for cuckold porn because they have no shame and no respect for the sexual preferences of people who are different than they are!!!!
Well, Patriot Christie is made of stronger stuff and won’t be ashamed!!!! We even heard he had the courage to admit he has had constant, intrusive fantasies for the past four months of watching Donald J. Trump make love to Mary Pat while he stands at the side of the bed and cools their naked, writhing bodies by waving a large palm frond. We fully support Patriot Christie during this difficult time and look forward to welcoming him back when he feels ready to fight again on behalf of insecure, small penised White guys who love guns!!!!!!!
Chris Christie demoted from Trump’s transition team
11/11/2016
The National Small Penis Association thanks Donald J. Trump for his service on this Veterans Day!!!!!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters are proud on this Veterans Day to deliver a big, heartfelt THANK YOU to our main man and soon to be POTUS Donald J. Trump for his valiant service to our country as a student at the New York Military Academy because, as he once reasonably explained, his time at the academy gave him “more training militarily than a lot of the guys that go into the military.”
It is reassuring to know our new Commander-In-Chief-in-waiting so thoroughly understands the demands and sacrifices required by war in this time of global unrest and uncertainty, particularly because, as he explained, we can’t count on all those worthless, loser (liberal) generals in power now who have been reduced to rubble.
It is just a shame fate denied Patriot Trump the opportunity to use all of his hard earned military training from the New York Military Academy in Vietnam. See, Patriot Trump was unfortunately prevented from serving because of a debilitating case of heel spurs and four college deferments.
Just three days after the glorious election night, we are today haunted and pained by thoughts of what might have been, and it will take a long time for this pain to go away. See, we can only think about how quickly the Vietnam war would have ended if Patriot Trump had been able to use all of his awesome military training to avoid being captured and to bomb the hell out of and kill a shitload of Viet Cong!!!!!! On top of that, after winning the war (because he knows how to win!), Patriot Trump would have developed the Hanoi Hilton into the classiest luxury hotel in all of Southeast Asia because he is such a great deal-maker!!!!
However, we aren’t going to spend a lot of time dwelling on this disappointment because the fates have turned and offered Patriot Trump the opportunity to use his brilliant military mind and steady hand to achieve the military glory he has been destined for since his days at the New York Military Academy. Look out, Muslims, we’re coming for you!!!! Praise Jesus!!!!!!!!!
11/10/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a responsible gun owner!!!!!!!
Arthur Theus from our Alachua NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with firing a weapon in public Monday (get this) for simply testing his .308 rifle to see if it worked properly, like any well trained, responsible gun owner would do. We figure he was doing this on Monday because he wanted to make sure it was working properly in case he needed to join other Patriots in the streets with their guns in case Dictator Obama and the Democrat Party tried to rig the election and steal it from Donald J. Trump. Thankfully, it didn’t come to that because the Lord delivered the election to Patriot Trump through the power of our Christian prayers, just like Michele Bachmann explained on election night.
Well, Patriot Theus responsibly tested his rifle by stepping outside his house and firing it at a traffic sign. Okay, so the round went through the sign and traveled across two neighboring properties until it went into a neighbor’s house, nearly striking the neighbor who was sitting on a couch and shattering the glass in a French door next to the couch, but it’s not like the neighbor died or anything.
Sure enough, the “authorities” with the Alachua County “Sheriff’s” Office overreacted and swarmed all over Patriot Theus’ home to arrest him and confiscate his gun. As tragic as this injustice is, doesn’t it feel good to know this kind of persecution of insecure, small penised, White guys who love guns will come to an end once Donald J. Trump is sworn in as President so we can finally take back our country and begin to remove the stain of anti-White racism which has blackened our nation’s soul for the past 8 years???!!!???
Deputies: Man shoots neighbor’s door
http://www.gainesville.com/news/20161109/deputies-man-shoots-neighbors-door
Michele Bachmann On Trump’s Victory: ‘The Lord Did This’ (VIDEO)
11/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to the conniving machinations of the Jewish dentures manufacturing cartel we read about at breitbart.com!!!!!!!!
Charles Gillispie from our St. Albans NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with animal cruelty after he allegedly shot his dog twice in the face and killed it after the dog chewed and destroyed his dentures. Right on cue, the “deputies” from the Kanawha County “Sheriff’s” Department encroached upon Patriot Gillispie’s property to confiscate his gun and a cage containing the dead dog.
Well, that’s the narrative the “authorities” would like you to believe, but wouldn’t you know they are leaving out pertinent details you can only find out at legitimate news outlets like breitbart.com. For example, just a couple of weeks ago they published an article about the grasping, avaricious cabal of Jewish dentures manufacturers who control 65% of the world’s dentures market. Now, it’s plainly obvious to us here at the NSPA executive offices that this cabal is training dogs to destroy their owners’ dentures in order to force their owners to purchase a new pair of dentures, thereby increasing their profits and control over the world’s money supply.
Well, obviously Patriot Gillispie used his gun to avoid falling prey to these money grubbing, blood sucking manipulators by ending the dog’s life. Look, we need unfettered access to our guns in order to protect ourselves from these international money interests in addition to the Mexicans and Muslims who are determined to harm us. Now that Donald J. Trump is President we no longer need to worry about this access to our guns because he will be a Law and Order President who loves the Second Amendment!!!!!!!
Deputies: Man charged after shooting dog for chewing dentures
11/8/2016
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!! INSECURE, SMALL PENISED, WHITE GUYS DELIVER THE PRESIDENCY TO DONALD J. TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!
11/7/2016
Ted Nugent, our Good Guy With A Gun #1, grabs his small penis for Patriot Trump to celebrate the approaching dawn which will deliver us from the darkness of the past 8 years!!!!!
Well, not only is Donald J. Trump ahead in all of the polls and doing phenomenally well, unlike any other Presidential candidate has ever done before, but he’s also winning the musical surrogate contest bigly!!!!!! All Crooked Hillary could whip together for musical acts at her campaign appearances over the past couple of days is the likes of Katy Perry, Bruce Springsteen, James Taylor, Jon Bon Jovi, Lady GaGa, Cher, The National, Stevie Wonder, Jay Z, Beyonce and Dave Matthews (#snoozefest #mehpalooza #pathetic), while Donald J Trump totally wins with Ted Nugent.
Not only did Patriot Nugent (charter National Small Penis Association member, by the way) make a well reasoned, thoughtful case for Patriot Trump’s election last night at a campaign appearance in Sterling Heights, Michigan, but he also gave a much appreciated shout out to the National Small Penis Association when he grabbed his small penis on stage and said, “I got your blue state right here, baby. Black and blue.”
Thank you, Patriot Nugent, for cogently summarizing the theme of Donald J. Trump’s campaign for the past year and a half and the National Small Penis Association’s ethos with that singular, graceful act. What more is there to say after that? Well, there is actually one more thing to say – Get out and vote for Donald J. Trump tomorrow on behalf of every insecure, small penised, White guy who enhances his self esteem through the ownership of pointlessly, excessively powerful firearms!!!!!!
Ted Nugent Grabs His Crotch Next to Donald Trump at Rally: ‘I’ve Got Your Blue State Right Here’
11/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for creating a scary Halloween costume!!!!!!!!
Christopher Sterling Edwards from our Cypress NSPA chapter was arrested this past Monday night and charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly approached in an intoxicated state two juvenile trick-or-treaters in his neighborhood and pulled a handgun on them. Sure enough, the two scaredy cat trick-or-treaters ran away to report the incident to a couple of scaredy cat “adults” who reflexively called the “police” because these “adults” are totally dependent upon the nanny state “government” to take care of everything for them.
Well, right on cue, “Deputies” from the Harris County Precinct 4 Constable’s Office showed up to the neighborhood and spotted Patriot Edwards standing in the doorway of his home with his wife so they charged at him like he was a criminal or something. Well, according to the “Deputies”, Patriot Edwards grabbed his wife, pulled her into their home against her will and slammed the door on them. Then like it was Ruby Ridge all over again, the “Deputies” forced their way into Patriot Edwards’ home and arrested him.
Look, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA headquarters what happened. See, we figure Patriot Edwards wanted to make the night of trick-or-treating fun for all of the kids in his neighborhood so he put on the scariest costume he could think of – a Mexican illegal immigrant prowling the neighborhood with a gun and drunk on tequila with the intention of intimidating and harming American citizens. Then he was simply staying in character when he forced his wife into the house because we all know Mexico is sending rapists over the border to harm our White American Women (WAW)!!!!! You know how some houses are done up like haunted houses for the trick-or-treaters, well, it’s obvious that Patriot Edwards had turned his house into a Halloween haunted house, and he pulled his wife into the house as part of show he was putting on for the neighborhood.
Sure enough, as Patriot Edwards sadly discovered, it turns out there is one thing more terrifying than a dark skinned criminal violating our White American Women. It’s the “government” coming to confiscate our guns, and that nightmare will become a reality soon enough unless we elect Donald J. Trump for President so do your patriotic duty and vote for him on Tuesday!!!!!!!
Trick-or-treaters say man threatened them with gun
http://www.click2houston.com/news/trick-or-treaters-say-man-threatened-them-with-gun-in-cypress
11/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the corrosive effects of the mind altering, narcotic haze created by binge watching morally subversive television shows produced by the liberal, thinly veiled pornographers who control Hollywood and who have the singular goal to destroy America with their disgusting, mind rotting product!!!!!!
Todd Kohlhepp from our Moore NSPA chapter in South Carolina was arrested just the other day after the “authorities” raided his property in an obvious gun confiscation mission (surely ordered by Dictator Obama in a lame attempt to try to intimidate Patriots before the election!) that allowed them to haul away a massive cache of semi-automatic weapons and ammunition he had accumulated, obviously in anticipation of exactly this kind of “government” overreach we here in the insecure, small penised, White guy community have seen coming ever since Dictator Obama conned his way into the White House!!!!!
Well, while the “authorities” were rummaging through Patriot Kohlhepp’s property, they claimed they found (get this) a 30-year-old woman chained like a dog in a metal container. She claimed Patriot Kohlhepp had kept her there since kidnapping her in August. She also claimed Patriot Kohlhepp shot and killed her boyfriend in front of her and then went on to claim she knew of three other victims buried on the property. Sure enough, the “authorities” then started irresponsibly leaking to the “media” that they feared they have a serial killer on their hands.
Look, this story sounds too stunningly horrifying to be possibly true. After all, Patriot Kohlhepp is a White guy, not a Mexican or a Muslim from one of those terrorist countries who is trying to sneak across our border to harm Americans!!!
However, let’s say it turns out Patriot Kohlhepp is a serial killer who kept a woman chained like a dog for months in a metal container with no light or ventilation. If that’s the case, it’s obvious to us here at the NSPA it probably happened because he was binge watching ‘Dexter’ and had the idea to do these things subliminally planted in his head by the show. See, he probably started to write some ‘Dexter’ fan fiction and began imagining himself as some sort of serial killer with a cool nickname who matches wits with Dexter. One thing led to another while he was under the evil sway of the liberal monsters who control Hollywood and, before you knew it, Patriot Kohlhepp had turned into a real life ‘Dexter’ villain. However, the producers of ‘Dexter’ and similar programs certainly won’t be held legally accountable for the terrible carnage their products inflict upon America every year because they own the Democrat Party career politicians who could enact sensible, common sense legislation to diminish the damage caused by these products if they only had an ounce of moral decency or an inch of backbone!!!!
Also, we see where this is all going now that they have confiscated his guns and ammunition. See, way back in 1987 when Patriot Kohlhepp was a minor, he was convicted for raping a 14-year-old girl at gunpoint and was forced to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. Hey, who hasn’t done stupid things, like engaging in harmless locker room talk, as a teenager? Without a doubt the gun control zealots will use this case to make some sort of a straw man argument that registered sex offenders who used guns in the commission of their crimes should be denied their Constitutional right to own firearms!!!!! See, this is exactly the type of slippery slope they want to establish so they can eventually confiscate all of our guns so the U.N. troops in their blue helmets can invade our country and enslave us under a One World Government!!!!
How can we avoid this dystopian future? Come on, it’s obvious! Get out and vote for Donald J. Trump for President!!!!!!
‘There could be more’: Cops fear they have unearthed the lair of a serial killer after finding one body in a shallow grave on 100-acre farm where a woman was found chained up in a metal container
11/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to Democrat Party voter intimidation tactics!!!!!!
Michael R. Kubek from our Allen Park NSPA chapter was arrested a few nights ago after he allegedly pulled his trusty Sig Sauer 9mm P938 on a group 6 children ranging from the ages 12-14 and was charged by the Allen Park “Police” with six felony counts of assault with a dangerous weapon and one count of felony firearm. Sure enough, since all this went down outside of the Democrat Party controlled Hell-pit also known as Detroit, the legal and judicial systems are rigged against Patriot Kubek so the truth about this case is being suppressed.
See, all this nonsense started when somebody damaged the Donald Trump campaign sign Patriot Kubek proudly displayed in his front lawn. Well, he wasn’t going to be cowed by this obvious voter intimidation ploy so he ran out of his house to track down the thugs who did this. Well, a couple blocks from his home he saw six children between the ages of 12-14 who obviously were up to no good so Patriot Kubek justifiably drew his gun on them and began cursing at them for destroying his Trump sign.
Sure enough, the dangerous punks (who were probably on Crooked Hillary’s payroll) came up with a lame story that they had no idea what he was talking about and claimed they were simply walking to a nearby park. Yes, Patriot Kubek later acknowledged to the “police” he never saw the children near his lawn and did not see who damaged his sign, but (come on) how much more proof did he need? Sometimes you just know, you know!!!!
Patriot Kubek explained to the “police” he felt the need to draw his gun on the pack of marauding gang members because he felt threatened by being so badly outnumbered. See, this is how those conniving bastards on the left operate. They try to create an atmosphere of intimidation to harass Patriots in a disgusting attempt to discourage them from supporting Donald Trump.
Well, Patriot Kubek wasn’t going to let them get away with it, and now he’s paying the price. Sure enough, the “authorities” confiscated his gun and locked him in jail, obviously to prevent him from voting for Donald J. Trump on Tuesday. After all, isn’t it very convenient that this happened just as the polls in Michigan were starting to tighten? One can only wonder to what level the Crooked Hillary campaign camp is willing to sink!
Don’t let the them get away with this injustice so go out and vote for our man, Donald J. Trump!!!!!!
Allen Park man charged for allegedly holding kids at gunpoint over damaged Trump lawn sign
11/3/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for multitasking!!!!!
James Franklin Propst from our Gastonia NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning and charged with two misdemeanor counts of assault by pointing a gun and one misdemeanor count of resisting a police officer after he allegedly pointed his .22-caliber semi-automatic pistol at two women, including one he’s accused of assaulting back in July.
Sure enough, the local lamestream media represented by the Gaston Gazette just had to pile on and made much of the fact that Patriot Propst did not obey the “officer” with the Gastonia “Police” Department who ordered him to drop his weapon. Get this, the reporter used the pejorative term “uncooperative” to describe Patriot Propst’s demeanor on the scene. Why should Patriot Propst have listened to this officer in the first place? We here at the NSPA only respect the authority of sovereign Sheriffs so you can’t expect any of us to listen to some two bit “police officer”!!!!
Well, sure enough, the “police officer” quickly realized he was totally in over his head so he pulled out his Taser and viciously attacked Patriot Propst in yet another case of a poorly trained, biased, impulsive “police officer” abusing his power with a horrific use of excessive force against an insecure, small penised White man who loves guns.
Patriot Propst obviously had two dingbat, crazy broads who were certainly getting out of control on his hands!! I mean, why else would he point a gun at the two of them? Around here at the NSPA executive council offices, we consider shutting up two women by pointing a gun at them nothing more than a little multitasking so what’s the big deal? Look, let’s get Donald J. Trump in the White House so we can finally have some real law and order in America again and Patriots like Patriot Propst will not be harassed ever again!!!!
Police: Man pointed gun at 2 women
http://www.gastongazette.com/news/20161103/police-man-pointed-gun-at-2-women
11/2/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his meddlesome sister had to go and pretend to be Holly Homemaker!!!!!!!
Christopher Burns from our Clay County NSPA chapter was arrested this past Thursday and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a gun at his sister and fired a few rounds into the ground outside. Sure enough, the lamestream media is trying to make Patriot Burns look like the bad guy while they completely ignore his sister’s role in forcing her brother to take this action.
See, it turns out Patriot Burns’ sister took it upon herself to put his pants in the washing machine to do his laundry without asking him. Well, get this, Patriot Burns had a packet of Ecstasy in his pockets, and the packet got totally destroyed in the washing machine. We figure Patriot Burns had the Ecstasy in his pocket because he was probably working undercover to bust a gang of dangerous Mexican drug cartel gang members. This took place in Florida, after all. So Patriot Burns was totally well within his rights for being upset with his sister for destroying the case he had been building against these Mexican drug peddlers.
Sure enough, the gun-hating “police” treated Patriot Burns like the criminal, though, because they have to do the bidding of Dictator Obama. Once we get Donald J. Trump in the White House, though, we will finally have law and order in America again and there won’t be any more of this kind of nonsense going down!!!!!
She washed her brother’s pants. Then deputies say he pointed a gun at her
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article111769092.html
11/1/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for having a squirt gun, or at least that’s what he told the police he had!!!!
Steven Leonard from our Wallingford NSPA chapter was arrested last night at his home and charged with first-degree threatening, second-degree reckless endangerment and second-degree breach of peace after he got in a harmless little argument with a woman and her boyfriend and allegedly pointed a gun with a laser site at the boyfriend, or at least that’s what the “victims” told the “police” who were called out to investigate the “incident”.
Sure enough, the “police” totally ignored Patriot Leonard’s perfectly plausible explanation that he had actually pointed a water pistol with a laser site taped to it, and they went ahead and arrested him. Then they used that as an excuse to go snooping through his home and confiscated a .380 caliber handgun with a laser site, which was probably the gun he modeled his squirt gun with a laser site after. Then, get this, the “police” confiscated his state pistol permit.
Look at how this once great country has been reduced to rubble by Dictator Obama with even the possession of squirt guns being criminalized. Thankfully we only need to wait one more week until we can take our country back with Donald J. Trump!!!!!!
Wallingford Man Accused of Pointing Real Gun During Argument in Hot Water With Cops
10/31/2016
Good Guy With A Gun (and our endorsed candidate for the North Carolina Senate race) is crucified by the political correctness police and the gun-hating lamestream media for simply telling a really funny joke about Crooked Hillary!!!!!!
Richard Burr from our Winston-Salem NSPA chapter and a U.S. Senator from North Carolina found himself viciously attacked by the political correctness police and the lamestream media (probably funded by conniving international banking interests, if you know what I mean) after he cracked a hilarious, yet ultimately harmless, joke about Crooked Hillary at a get-out-the-vote event over the weekend for his campaign volunteers in Mooreville.
First, he set the joke up by saying nothing made him feel better than seeing Crooked Hillary’s picture on the cover of a gun-related magazine. Then he delivered the perfectly crafted punchline, “I was a little shocked at that. It didn’t have a bullseye on it.” Well, sure enough, this joke got the laughter it deserved from the volunteers in the room, but, sure enough, a bootlegged tape of the joke was inexplicably leaked to the public just a little more than a week away from the election with the obvious intention of hurting Patriot Burr’s chances of winning the election!
However, we Patriots will not fall for such nakedly manipulative schemes and will have Patriot Burr’s back on election day. After all, what’s the big deal about joking about using gun violence to take out a politician? It’s not like we’re some sort of Central American country where this kind of stuff actually happens. It’s just so sad Americans have become so overly sensitive and uptight. However, you know that will all change overnight once Donald J. Trump becomes President. If there’s anybody who knows how to take a joke, it’s Donald J. Trump!!!!
GOP Sen. Richard Burr in Private: Gun Owners Should Put ‘Bullseye’ on Clinton
10/30/2016
Old Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because those damn punks wouldn’t stay off his lawn!!!!!!!
L.K.J. Kimbrell from our Delray Beach NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly pointed his gun at a delivery driver who “accidentally” (yeah, right!) drove onto his yard. Don’t these damn punk kids know the importance of staying off an old man’s lawn???!!!???
See, all this nonsense started when a delivery driver for Premier Cabinets & Fixtures (Premier Doofuses and Morons would be more like it) attempted to park in Patriot Kimbrell’s neighbor’s driveway but drove onto Patriot Kimbrell’s grass. Well, Patriot Kimbrell simply started screaming at the dingbat delivery driver to get his attention. Sure enough, the dumb punk thought he could give a little lip back so Patriot Kimbrell then apparently took the one sensible action still available to him by running into his house to grab his gun and return outside to point it at the wayward delivery driver. Then to show he wasn’t some over the hill, easy victim, Patriot Kimbrell profanely tried to provoke the trespassing twerp into challenging him.
Sure enough, the misguided, misdirected miscreant was a coward and had to run away to call the “police” to save him. Sure enough, the Patriot hating “police” showed up and confiscated Patriot Kimbrell’s loaded gun and hauled him away to jail because they wanted to make sure Patriot Kimbrell couldn’t vote for Donald J. Trump next week because those amoral bastards in the Democrat Party will resort to any desperate voter suppression ploy to try to rig the election for Crooked Hillary!!!!! Don’t let them get away with this and help us get Donald J. Trump in the White House. Unlike weak Obama, Patriot Trump won’t let anybody breach the security of the White House lawn, and he’ll make sure no punks breach the security of your lawns!!!!!
Delray police: Man, 71, pulled gun on driver for driving on lawn
10/29/2016
We finally have video footage of a “police” officer drawing a gun on an insecure, small penised White guy who loves guns!!! We’ve known all along we suffer this type of mistreatment at the hands of the “authorities”, and now maybe the general public will begin to understand our plight!!!!!
Vincent Sampson from our Hewitt NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with unlawful carry of a weapon by a licensed holder and public intoxication after he did nothing more than go to a high school junior varsity football game with a handgun tucked into the front of his shorts. What better way is there to display your manhood???
Well, evidently we still have some legislative work to do in Texas (of all places) because for some reason the state’s open carry law doesn’t allow weapons on school property (WTF?). Really, Texas, really??!!!??? As soon as Patriot Sampson entered the stadium, a Patriot hating “police” officer profiled him and brutally subdued him. Now, we in the insecure, small penised, White guy community know all too well that this type of racist persecution by the “police” has been allowed to target us for decades. However, this brutalization of Patriot Sampson was thankfully recorded on a security camera so the rest of the country can finally learn what all of us in the NSPA must deal with on a day to day basis!!!!
Hopefully this video will wake up the complacent and naive amongst us who live in a privileged and insulated world that protects them from our harsh reality and makes them realize the need to vote a true change agent like Donald J. Trump into the White House to improve the quality of our lives!!!!
Police: man arrested after bringing gun into Midway stadium
10/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for defending himself from a woman who stabbed him in the heart!! Okay, she only stabbed him figuratively, but it still had to hurt real bad!!!!!
Jason Eaton from our Greensburg NSPA chapter and a well known romantic was arrested Tuesday night and charged with murder with a firearm enhancement after he allegedly shot and killed his girlfriend. However, it seems very convenient that the gun hating lamestream media has downplayed the “victim’s” role in the incident.
See, apparently all this nonsense started when Patriot Eaton approached his girlfriend in their bedroom with an engagement ring to ask her to marry him, but (get this) she declined before he was even able to ask her. Well, understandably, Patriot Eaton was heartbroken. We all have different ways to deal with heartache, and Patriot Eaton simply chose to channel his disappointment by retrieving his gun from a nightstand and shooting her in the head. Look, if she had just said yes, none of this would have ever happened. Just sayin’.
Sure enough, right on cue, the gun hating, government goons from the Greensburg “Police” Department rushed right into the house and confiscated Patriot Eaton’s gun. They will use any excuse they can to take a gun away from a Good Guy With A Gun!!!! This won’t happen with Donald J. Trump in the White House because he is pro 2nd Amendment, big league!!!!!
Court docs: Greensburg man admits to fatally shooting girlfriend after rejected marriage proposal
10/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for probably trying to protect himself from a flesh eating disease!!!!!!
Nicholas Sharp from our Farwell NSPA chapter was obviously coerced into pleading guilty yesterday for shooting and killing a Boston terrier named Bella last month after the wayward dog came into his yard, acting like she owned the place. Look, Patriot Sharp provided the perfectly reasonable explanation that he shot and killed the dog because he believed it had a skin disease.
We know perfectly well from the information our good friends at infowars.com have provided us that Dictator Obama is having all kinds of horrible flesh eating diseases developed at the Center For Disease Control in Atlanta to target Patriots because he knows there is no way he can defeat us in a fair fight!!! Therefore, Patriot Sharp had no choice except to shoot and kill the dog before it could spread its plague on him!!!! If that isn’t the definition of justifiable homicide, I don’t know what is!!!
It is obvious what this case is really about. The leftist lamestream media wanted to divert attention from the WikiLeaks release of the emails coming from Crooked Hillary’s campaign team so they gave distorted, sensationalistic coverage of Patriot Sharp’s case. See, they had to turn him into a horrible boogeyman in order for the gullible public to ignore what an avaricious, shameless, egomaniacal monster Crooked Hillary is!
However, we will not fall for this media manipulation. See, we don’t play games when it comes to this media nonsense, just like Donald J. Trump and Newt Gingrich don’t play games when it comes to that man hating, media manipulator Megyn Kelly!!!
Clare County Man Admits To Shooting, Killing Dog
http://www.9and10news.com/story/33501136/clare-county-man-admits-to-shooting-killing-dog
10/26/2016
Come on, does this really look like somebody capable of shooting and killing his estranged wife and shooting and injuring a male friend of hers???!!!!???
It really is amazing what the leftist, lamestream media thinks they can make us believe!! Get this! They claim Joseph Rutledge from our Perry County NSPA chapter killed his estranged wife and seriously injured her male friend late Saturday night because they obviously want to keep this Good Guy With A Gun from voting in Missouri on November 8 to help Crooked Hillary and Jason Kander, a surprisingly strong Democrat Party Senate candidate, win.
If you believe the disgusting media, you believe Patriot Rutledge rammed his car repeatedly into the car his estranged wife was driving and ran her off the road. Then you would believe he got out of his car and fatally shot her before shooting and seriously injuring her male friend who was in the car with her. Can you believe the crazy conspiracy theories these crackpots on the left wing media outlets are capable of conjuring and getting their gullible audience to believe?!?!?
Let’s get Donald J. Trump in the White House so we can silence these sociopathic fear mongers once and for all and relegate them to the irrelevance and obscurity they so richly deserve!!!!!
Perry County man accused of killing wife, shooting man
http://www.semissourian.com/story/2350839.html
10/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Yelp is for pussies!!!!!!!
Daniel Kahler Gooding from our Glendale NSPA chapter was recently arrested and charged with aggravated assault for allegedly pointing a gun at employees at a Glendale bar after threatening the employees on social media posts.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Gooding was enjoying himself and probably minding his own business at the bar when he was probably racially profiled for being a proud White Patriot because the staff forced him to leave the bar. Why else would they have kicked him out?
Well, Patriot Gooding is a grown ass man so he wasn’t going to be pushed around. Therefore, he pursued the one viable option available to him to address this situation by allegedly posting multiple threats against the bar on social media. For example, he wrote, “It’s over for ya all, you Fucked with the wrong white boy, watch the news.”
Well, unlike a lot of liberal trolls who regularly harass this website with their anonymous threats and vicious comments, Patriot Gooding didn’t hide behind his computer. No, he manned up and went back to the bar a few days after posting his treats, streaming live video as the bar employees refused to let him enter. Then the scaredy cat manager called the police so Patriot Gooding allegedly returned to his car and pointed a gun at the employees before driving away.
Sure enough, there were a couple of gun hating tattletales at the bar who couldn’t mind their own business, and they wrote down Patriot Gooding’s license plate number to turn over the “police”. Sure enough, the “police”, who apparently felt it was more important to track down a Good Guy With A Gun rather than catching Mexicans sneaking across the fenceless border, hunted Patriot Gooding and arrested him.
Once Donald J. Trump is in the White House, this persecution of insecure, small penised White men who love guns will finally come to an end, and the attention will be turned to the threatening horde south of the border!!!!!!
PD: Man threatens Glendale bar on social media, shows up with weapon
http://www.abc15.com/news/crime/pd-man-threatens-glendale-bar-on-social-media-shows-up-with-weapon
10/24/2016
National Small Penis Association executive council heads to Louisiana tonight for a little debate prep for a true Patriot and REAL American!
We apologize for the disruption of our standard format, but the NSPA executive council traveled to Louisiana tonight to help David Duke, our endorsed candidate for Louisiana’s open U.S. Senate seat and charter NSPA member, with debate prep after we got the glorious news last week that he had qualified to participate in the upcoming debate for the Senate seat!!! Patriot Duke is no RINO!!! He is a REAL Republican who will help President Trump make America great again!!!!
We would like to highlight the work of RNC chairman Reince Priebus for all of the work he has done since the 2012 election fiasco to follow through on his plan to broaden the appeal of the Republican Party. With candidates like Patriots Trump and Duke representing the Grand Old Party, I can confidently predict we are in for a wave election!!!!!
We will try to return to our regular format tomorrow, but we may be very busy for the next week helping plan for Patriot Duke’s security on debate night because some genius scheduled the debate to take place at Dillard University, a historically black college.
Please take a look at Patriot Duke’s website: www.davidduke.com – It looks almost as slick and professional as our own National Small Penis Association website.
FORMER K.K.K. LEADER DAVID DUKE QUALIFIES FOR LOUISIANA SENATE DEBATE
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/10/david-duke-louisiana-senate-debate
10/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just trying to help his girlfriend and her children prepare for the government round up of Patriots that will occur on November 9 if Crooked Hillary steals the election!!!!
Kyle McMullen from our Freeport NSPA chapter was arrested Friday night by the “government” sanctioned thugs from the Walton County “Sheriff’s” Office and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, simple battery, domestic violence and child endangerment after he got into a domestic dispute and allegedly pointed a gun at his girlfriend who was holding one of her children, threatened to shoot her and all of her children and threatened to kill any law enforcement who would come to the house to try to take him into custody.
Well, a SWAT team was sent to surround the house, and they stormed into the house like they owned the place after Patriot McMullen refused to waste any time negotiating with them. Sure enough, they took Patriot McMullen down and confiscated all of his guns and ammo, which was no doubt their prime directive!
See, here’s what we think happened. We all know Crooked Hillary is going to try to steal the election. If she does this, there is no doubt on November 9 she will send “government” hit squads into the homes of Real American Patriots to round them up into FEMA internment camps because she knows we will not allow her to steal our country!!! So Patriot McMullen was surely simply trying to prepare his girlfriend and her children for what to expect when the “government” hit squads come into their home to try to subdue him and take him and all of his guns away!!
Well, just like Crooked Hillary and the Democrat Party are promoting early voting (to stack the illegal deck they are dealing from) they must have figured they could just as easily get away with early Patriot internment so they put out the order to bring in Patriot McMullen. Now, more than ever, we need to elect Donald J. Trump for President to make sure she doesn’t get away with her Patriot internment program!!!!
Man arrested after threatening, pointing gun at girlfriend and children
10/22/2016
Ignore the lamestream media propaganda! Donald J. Trump’s rally in Cleveland tonight was a huge, classy success!!!
The NSPA executive council has just returned from Donald J. Trump’s rally at the IX Center tonight, and we are delighted to report we saw evidence that Patriot Trump is sure to win the election on November 8. Now, if you listen to the rigged media, you will believe their reports of the listless, mournful nature of the rally. See, they think it was a big deal only half the number of people showed up for Patriot Trump tonight compared to the crowd that showed up for him at the IX Center back in March. In addition to that there were absolutely no anti-Trump protesters in attendance for us to confront tonight compared to the swarm of un-American Trump haters we encountered at his IX Center appearance in March.
See, we understand this dramatic drop in attendance and enthusiasm on both sides clearly indicates both sides already know the outcome of the election. Yes, it is obvious Patriot Trump has the election locked up. Indeed, we had a delightful time tonight enjoying the fellowship of Patriot Trump’s core supporters as we called Crooked Hillary multiple vulgar (yet appropriate) terms, made hilarious jokes such as the one comparing her oral sex abilities to Monica Lewinsky’s and purchased clever t-shirts about committing certain acts of harmless violence against Crooked Hillary. It made my Christian heart swell with pride to see all of the children in the audience witness these fun activities. See, children are our future so it is important we wise and mature adults educate them on how to conduct themselves in public and how to make America great again!!!!
Now that Crooked Hillary has effectively been shut down and will not gain access to the White House, we are relieved to know we can get back to our regular business of reporting daily on the persecution of insecure, small penised, White guys who love guns!!!
10/21/2016
The National Small Penis Association prepares to take its final stand for Patriot Trump in Cleveland tomorrow!!!!!
We interrupt our daily NSPA Patriot News update in order for the National Small Penis Association executive council to prepare to attend Donald J. Trump’s rally at the IX Center in nearby Cleveland tomorrow to show our support for Patriot Trump. We will be in attendance with our campaign signs outside of the IX Center to stand up to any Crooked Hillary supporters or Mexican Muslim terrorists who show up to try to intimidate REAL Americans from expressing their support and love for Patriot Trump, the candidate who represents the ethos of the NSPA!!!
It is time for all insecure, small penised, White guys to unite behind Patriot Trump!!! We will see you all at the IX Center tomorrow!!!
Donald Trump and Mike Pence to hold Saturday rally in Cleveland
http://www.cleveland.com/open/index.ssf/2016/10/donald_trump_and_mike_pence_to.html
10/20/2016
Good Guy With A Gun And A Cross arrested basically for defending his religious liberty!!!!!!
Bobby Slagle from our New Castle NSPA chapter and the pastor at the New Castle Calvary Baptist Church was arrested and charged with (heaven help us) felony intimidation and misdemeanor resisting law enforcement after he allegedly threatened to shoot two young children from the neighborhood to scare them away from his church. However, a simple review of the facts reveals he did nothing more than stand his ground to defend his faith!
See, all this nonsense started Monday when a young brother and sister duo from the neighborhood were riding their bikes by Patriot Slagle’s house of worship to go to a nearby park when Patriot Slagle allegedly warned the pair of brats he was going to shoot them if they didn’t get off his property. Just to make sure they knew he wasn’t kidding, Patriot Slagle lifted up his shirt to make sure they could see the .38-caliber revolver in the waistband of his pants.
See, Patriot Slagle had recently become frustrated about the recent vandalism at his church (probably by ISIS terrorists created by Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary) and must have suspected these children were planning on vandalizing his church because these terrorist groups are now recruiting children. So Patriot Slagle was determined not to spare the rod (actually in this case it’s a gun) and thereby spoil the child, just like it instructs us in the Good Book!
Well, one of the two kids (we’re sure it was the sister because we all know how poorly women do at regulating their emotions) threw a histrionic fit and rode home to tell Mommy and Daddy what happened who right on cue called the New Castle “police” department to report this “trauma”.
Then the “police” barged in on Patriot Slagle’s church to try enforce their temporal authority over his spiritual authority in the age old battle of church versus state so Patriot Slagle was well within his rights to stand his ground again and resist their attempts to dominate him. We saw how this ended when Thomas Becket stood up to Henry II so Patriot Slagle had no choice but to fight for his life and his spiritual integrity.
Well, the “authorities” confiscated the gun he pointed at the two little instigators and made a big deal of finding four live rounds of ammo in it. Duh!!! What else are you supposed to put in a gun? Tic Tacs, maybe? Worse yet, Patriot Slagle is also facing 30 months in prison for defending his faith, which has apparently become a felony in Dictator Obama’s America!! What other reason do you need to vote for Donald J. Trump for President???!!!????
Indiana pastor, 69, is arrested after he ‘threatened to shoot children to keep them away from his church’
10/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for defending himself from a dangerous 22-year-old woman driver behind the wheel of a menacing minivan!!!!
Christopher Taylor from our Independence (Amen!) NSPA chapter was hunted down like a common criminal by the professional stalkers in the Independence “Police” Department who arrested him at a hotel in South Dakota where he had probably gone for a little ‘one tank trip’ vacation to relax after facing down the threat of a dangerous woman driver.
See, all this nonsense started Sunday night when Patriot Taylor was driving his SUV in a grocery store parking lot when this 22-year-old woman, who was driving a minivan with a 16-year-old girl, a 3-year-old boy and an 8-month-old baby girl, must have cut him off or done some other dangerous, dingbat woman driver move because Patriot Taylor was forced to start following the minivan so closely that he almost caused an accident.
Then, get this, somebody in the passenger side of the minivan threw a drink at the SUV’s windshield, an act which could have caused a serious accident. What if the windshield wipers on Patriot Taylor’s SUV weren’t working and the beverage coated the windshield with some sort of an opaque sheen and caused him to get into a fiery crash with a fuel tanker truck delivering gasoline to the gas station in the grocery store parking lot?
Well, in the face of this kind of surprise threat Patriot Taylor had no choice except to stand his ground and shoot the 22-year-old woman driving the minivan before she really hurt somebody. So the bullet caused her life to end, but we are relieved to report Patriot Taylor avoided any serious injuries at the hands of this dangerous woman driver.
Sadly, though, the “legal” system is rigged so Patriot Taylor now faces charges of second-degree murder and armed criminal action. Therefore, this is yet another daily reminder of why we must elect Donald J. Trump President so he can put an end to all of this rigging and so he can make sure the “government” isn’t allowed to confiscate guns from America’s real protectors like Patriot Taylor!!!!
Man charged with road rage killing of Independence woman found in South Dakota
http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article108911242.html#storylink=cpy
10/18/2016
National Small Penis Association member viciously assaulted by the disgusting liberal forces of political correctness!!!!!
Charles Wasko from our West York NSPA chapter (where he was also the Mayor until this day of ignominy) was utterly and shamelessly destroyed by an evil left wing conspiracy and forced out of office by a rigged borough council vote of censure yesterday (obviously orchestrated by a vindictive Dictator Obama!) all because the malignant cancer of political correctness is allowed to ravage the body of America!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Wasko (a proud Republican Patriot) posted a hilarious post about the glorious day (which can’t come soon enough for all of us REAL Americans) the Obama family will finally be forced to move from the White House.
Can you believe we have such a thin skinned crybaby in the White House who would lash out and use the power of his office to retaliate against a critic like Patriot Wasko who is simply hardassing him with the kind of joshing that takes place every day in locker room talk all across America?!?!? #SAD
Let’s put an end to this disgusting degradation of American democracy by getting Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!!!!
Mayor on hotseat for racist Facebook posts about Obama is out
10/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun valiantly vows to be a Patriot to take care of this Crooked Hillary once and for all!!!!!!
Dan Bowman from our Cincinnati NSPA chapter totally shut down a reporter from that liberal rag The Wall Street Journal who was trolling the crowd at a joyful rally for Donald J. Trump to help fix the election for Crooked Hillary when he told the reporter Crooked Hillary “needs to be taken out,” adding, “If I have to be a patriot, I will.” Nathan Hale couldn’t have said it more perfectly or poignantly!
When the liberal, busybody, elitist (and seriously clueless) reporter asked Patriot Bowman for clarification of exactly what he meant, Patriot Bowman schooled the twit by smiling and saying, “Take it any way you want to take it.” Sure enough, the nervous Nellie nitwit who still didn’t get it whined, “That sounds like a threat.” That’s when Patriot Bowman decided he had suffered this fool long enough and dropped the mic on him by saying, “What do you think a patriot is?”
What do you think a Patriot is? Well, that is a question we here at the National Small Penis Association work hard to answer every day. Please join our movement, the greatest movement anybody has ever seen in the history of the world, and help us get Patriot Donald J. Trump elected President of the United States. Insecure, small penised, White guys of the United States, unite!!!!!!!!
Trump Supporter: ‘Hillary Needs To Be Taken Out’
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-supporter-hillary_us_5804f536e4b06e047595f7a3?section=&
10/16/2016
He’s our brother from a really, really, really, really, really, really, really different mother!!!!!
If Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke Jr. continues to play his cards right like he did today, he may soon find himself inducted as the first colored member of The National Small Penis Association. See, earlier today he sent out the following tweet:
Patriot Clarke’s tweet is filled with so much wisdom and respect for the Constitution it makes us here at the NSPA headquarters realize under some very, very, very specific circumstances a few Black Lives like Patriot Clarke’s actually do matter here and there. With the wussification and corruption of nearly all American “law enforcement” since Dictator Obama and his Wrecking Crew took over the White House, it is reassuring to know we have a sensible and REAL law enforcement official like Patriot Clarke out there as the last line of defense for law and order in America!!!!
Trump Ally Sheriff David Clarke Jr. Says It’s ‘Pitchforks and Torches Time’
10/15/2016
Two Good Guys With A Gun arrested simply for trying to improve their marksmanship skills!!!!
Ryan G. Pellman and Matthew E. Rodgers from our Parma NSPA chapter were arrested earlier this week and charged with second-degree assault and second-degree reckless endangerment after they allegedly shot a man who was working in his field. However, it is obvious the only reason Patriots Pellman and Rodgers were arrested is because the “authorities” viewed them as a threat who needed to be taken down.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriots Pellman and Rodgers were target-shooting with their .308-caliber rifle like any responsible gun owner should. It is critical to regularly practice your target shooting skills so you will be prepared to disable any “government” soldiers sent to confiscate your guns or to defend your neighborhood from any Mexican or Muslim or Black Lives Matters terrorists who try to invade your neighborhood. So in other words, they were acting as criminal subversives in the eyes of Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary.
Well, apparently one of the practice shots missed its paper target and the cartridge ended up inside the body of some 42-year-old guy who was working in his field next door. Look, accidents happen, and it’s not like the guy died or anything. He’s in critical condition, and with all of the advances that have been made in medicine over the past couple of years there really is nothing to worry about. He will be totally fine, big league fine!!
So even though this guy didn’t die or anything, the thugs in the Monroe County “Sheriff’s” Department used the shooting as an excuse to swarm all over Patriots Pellman and Rodgers. Sure enough, after their “investigation” they made a big deal over the inconsequential fact that Patriots Pellman and Rodgers had been shooting paper targets without the use of a backdrop. Yeah, as if there will be backdrops behind any of the “government” thugs or terrorists we will need to shoot in the future as they come to confiscate our guns and lock us up in FEMA internment camps!
Should it be any surprise the “authorities” don’t want Patriots Pellman and Rodgers to maintain their ability to strike a bullseye and to get the occasional errant shot out of their systems? It sickens me to see how they would place their selfish self interests above the cornerstones of democracy upon which the ideal of America was built!! Then again, they have no shame and decency and could not care less about the long term destruction they are now doing to the future governance of this once fine country!!!!!
Parma man critical after accidental shooting
10/14/2016
Good Guys With A Gun stand up to the Democrat Party and its twin pillars of fear and ignorance!!!!!!
Daniel Parks from our Palmyra NSPA chapter and another NSPA member who did not reveal his identity because of the threats he is sure to face from the Clinton Machine’s smear squad stood their ground for democracy and making America Great Again yesterday when they stood for nearly 12 hours openly carrying firearms outside of the campaign office of Jane Dittmar from the Democrat Party. See, this Dittmar broad is trying to win Virginia’s 5th Congressional District seat (as if!) because she obviously wants to destroy America by obediently serving Dictator Obama’s and Crooked Hillary’s agenda to establish a One World government which will confiscate our guns and lock up real Patriots in FEMA internment camps!
So Patriot Parks and his fellow Patriot made their presence felt outside of Dittmar’s campaign office to let Dittmar and her gullible stooges know they can’t destroy America without a fight. Sure enough, her volunteers whined to the disgusting local “media” that this was an attempt to intimidate them by staring into the office all day long. Well, Patriot Parks dropped the mic on these cowardly crybabies when he shot back, “We’re not a threat to anybody, the only threat is ignorance, and ignorance will breed fear.”
Yes, Patriot Parks is a perfect shot and hit the bullseye with that penetrating observation. Fear and ignorance are the lifeblood and essence of the Democrat Party. How sad is it that this is all the Democrat Party has to offer the American people unlike the Republican Party which has Donald J. Trump offering a platform of sound, well thought out policies and a vision of optimism to Make America Great Again!!!
Armed Trump Supporters ‘Protest’ Outside Virginia Dem’s Campaign Office
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-supporter-armed-protest-dem
10/13/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just trying to take a little target practice!!!!
Timothy Hawk from our Palm Coast NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday and charged with reckless or negligent (make up your mind, Flagler County “Police” Department) discharge of a firearm on residential property and use of a firearm while under the influence of alcohol after he allegedly fired several gunshots in his trailer park.
Sure enough, the cliquish gossip mongers at the trailer park have had it in for Patriot Hawk from the time he moved there because he is a proud insecure, small penised, White guy, and they all feel threatened by him so they were looking for any opportunity to take him down. So as soon as they heard gunshots Tuesday night, they called the gun hating goons at the Flagler County “Police” Department to throw him in jail.
Right on cue the “police” showed up and ignored his explanation that he had simply been minding his own business and taking a little target practice by shooting at raccoons behind his trailer. They instead believed the neighbors’ account that Patriot Hawk had succumbed to a fit of uncontrolled anger over his inability to sleep because one of the other neighbor’s generator was making too much noise and began shooting his gun as a warning to the neighbor.
Isn’t this so typical of the liberal left? They try to destroy a Good Guy With A Gun’s reputation and ruin his life by spreading totally unbelievable lies about his conduct. Also, isn’t the timing of this accusation very convenient, considering it was reported in the local “media” just three and a half weeks before the Presidential election? It is obvious they want nothing more than to have Patriot Hawk locked up in jail through November 8 so he won’t be able to vote for Donald J. Trump! After all, they have to resort to these types of dirty tricks because there is no way Crooked Hillary could beat Donald J. Trump in the swing state of Florida without them!!!! Florida sadly has a shameful history of disenfranchising insecure, gun loving, small penised, White guys like Patriot Hawk!! However, this will change like you’ve never seen before once Donald J. Trump is in the White House!!!! #tomorrowbelongstome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Mg6Gfh9Co
Cops: Fla. man shoots in trailer park over neighbor’s loud generator
10/12/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep his neighborhood safe because the lazy “police” were nowhere to be found!!!!!!!
Ryan Stanislaw from our North St. Paul NSPA chapter was arrested early Saturday morning and charged with a firearm violation and possession of a firearm by an ineligible person after he allegedly almost shot his neighbor with an AR-15 rifle while trying to hunt a zombie in his neighborhood.
See, all this nonsense started early that morning when the “police” responded to a call in Patriot Stanislaw’s neighborhood after some busybody called to report a gun being fired in the area. Well, the “police” spotted Patriot Stanislaw walking around with his AR-15 so they swarmed all over him as if they had a dangerous criminal on their hands.
Patriot Stanislaw shut them down by saying, “I’m out here making sure my neighborhood is safe. I didn’t see the cops so I figured I’d do something.” Then he clarified that he needed to keep the neighborhood safe because he had seen a zombie on the loose. You just know the “police” were mad at him because he was exposing them for being an ineffectual waste of tax dollars. Really, who needs a “police” department when you have a well armed militia around to keep your streets safe?
Well, the “police” needed to make Patriot Stanislaw look bad so they must have cajoled a homeowner on the street to claim he was sound asleep in his bed when the sound of a gunshot and his window smashing woke him up. Then he stretched the story to claim an AR-15 bullet ricocheted near the head of his bed. So the “police” then had the nerve to use this poorly concocted story of a stray bullet as a reason to arrest Patriot Stanislaw.
Sure enough, the lamestream media is piling on, trying to make Patriot Stanislaw look like a crackpot for hunting zombies. Look, Alex Jones just reported on his radio show that Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary are living, breathing demons!!!! If demons exist, why is it so hard for some to believe that zombies exist? Furthermore, Patriot Stanislaw’s mother made it clear he isn’t a crackpot when she announced he has no history of mental health issues. Apparently in Dictator Obama’s America, any Patriot on patrol with an AR-15 to hunt zombies is immediately assumed to be a wacko! That sounds like racial profiling to me!
The funniest irony is that the Democrat Party is the biggest zombie of them all as Crooked Hillary’s campaign collapses into a self destructive free fall. Now the Democrat Party is a barely animated corpse lurching without direction and guided by no purpose other than a blood lust to destroy everything in its path and eat its own kind.
Thank God we have a Good Guy With A Gun like Patriot Stanislaw out there to keep us safe from these zombies (and the Democrat Party)!!!! Better yet, we will be even safer from the zombies once Donald J. Trump is in the White House!!!!! He’s not some stupid politician who will announce his plan to kill the zombies, thereby giving them plenty of time to escape!!!
Man arrested for shooting at ‘zombie’ was ‘protecting neighborhood’
10/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for loving America too much!!!!!!
John Odom, 85, from our Lee County NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night by the goons from the Lee County “Sheriff’s” Department for allegedly pulling a gun on his roommate. However, even the most facile review of the facts reveals the only “crime” Patriot Odom was “guilty” of was standing his ground to make America great again.
See, Patriot Odom’s crybaby, tattletale roommate was the fink who called 911 to claim Patriot Odom had pulled a gun on him. Once the “authorities” arrived on the scene, they conducted an “investigation” and bought the roommate’s story that Patriot Odom pointed a gun at him and ordered him to leave the house after becoming upset during the discussion they were having about politics.
See, Patriot Odom is obviously a Trump supporter who knows how to be decisive and unpredictable in order to keep his opponents off balance. His roommate is obviously a Crooked Hillary supporter who is so low energy and spineless that he runs crying for the “authorities” to save him because he is not man enough to stand up for himself!
Sure enough, Florida is a swing state which Donald J. Trump can only lose if the henchmen in the state’s Democrat Party can keep as many Patriots as possible from the polls. See, that’s how they operate. The Florida Democrat Party will do anything they can to purge as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible from the voter rolls. Worse yet, now that Patriot Odom is locked up in jail, he sadly won’t be around to volunteer as a poll watcher on November 8 to prevent the Democrat Party from sneaking as many ‘you know who types’ as they can to the polling places in the urban areas (if you know what I mean).
Jeez, could the Democrat Party look any more pathetic as they desperately flail their way into feckless futility during this Presidential election season? Then again, who couldn’t see this coming?
Political argument ends with man pulling gun on roommate
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/33364552/political-argument-ends-with-man-pulling-gun-on-roommate
10/10/2016
National Small Penis Association makes its ample presence felt at the pro Trump rally outside of the RNC headquarters in Washington, D.C. today! (Should it be any surprise we had the best sign?)
The executive council of the National Small Penis Association made an emergency road trip to Washington, D.C. today to warn the quivering cowards at the Republican National Committee that they better not turn their backs on Donald J. Trump just because he engaged in a little locker room talk 11 years ago!
We don’t want to brag (okay, maybe just a little), but our protest sign featured in the picture above stole the show. If the pukes who make up the Republican Party establishment think they are the real power behind the party, they are about to become gobsmacked when they wake up on November 9 and discover it is the proudly ignorant, insecure, small penised, White guys from the National Small Penis Association who are now the real power behind the Republican Party!!!!!
Virginia Trump Campaign Chair Fired For Organizing Pro-Trump Protest Outside RNC Headquarters
10/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to get a gun out of his wife’s hands before she hurt somebody!!!!!!!
Kenneth Blair from our Prescott NSPA chapter was arrested and charged last night with second-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his pregnant wife in their home while their 5 and 7-year-old children were present. Sure enough, the gun hating thugs in the Yavapai County “Sheriff’s” Office totally ignored Patriot Blair’s totally plausible explanation that he had accidentally shot his wife while they struggled over a handgun during an argument. Instead, they zeroed in on her corpse which was lying on a bed with a gunshot wound to the head, as if that in some way didn’t support Patriot Blair’s account of what happened.
See, we figure she lost control of her emotions while berating Patriot Blair about something totally inconsequential (you know how women are) and then grabbed a gun, probably because she was some bored housewife who watches those Spanish language telenovelas (even though she doesn’t speak the language) and wanted to feel like one of those passionate, hot blooded heroines on the shows who are always doing things like pointing a gun at a really good looking muchacho who isn’t wearing a shirt after he got done riding a horse. I don’t watch those shows, it’s just that I usually catch the last couple of minutes while waiting for the Univision news show at 11:00 to come on to monitor what kind of anti-Trump propaganda they are trying to peddle.
Well, we’re sure Patriot Blair knew he needed to get the gun out of her hands before she shot somebody so he tried to grab it. Well, according to Patriot Blair it went off accidentally, but he’s still getting charged with her murder. Then to make it worse, the “authorities” are charging Patriot Blair for the murder of the unborn child his wife was carrying. Isn’t it ironic these charges are being brought by the very same “authorities” who are planning on using our tax dollars to fund abortions if Crooked Hillary gets elected President? Hmmmmmm.
Furthermore, should it be any surprise the “authorities” have locked up Patriot Blair in jail to deny him the opportunity to vote for Donald J. Trump for President now that Crooked Hillary is hoping to turn Arizona blue? More than ever we need to make sure Donald J. Trump becomes President to stop this constant, senseless persecution of Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!
Prescott man arrested in death of pregnant wife, Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office says
10/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for conducting a wellness check!!!!!!
Mark Bingham from our Albuquerque NSPA chapter was arrested this morning and charged with aggravated assault after he simply checked on a couple sleeping in a car to make sure they were okay. However, you know how it is with the “authorities”! They will look for any excuse they can to lock up a Good Guy With A Gun!
See, all this nonsense started when a couple from Oklahoma visited Albuquerque to attend the Balloon Fiesta (if that isn’t a loser’s vacation, I don’t know what is) and must have been too cheap to get a hotel room because they decided to spend the night in their car outside of the Yi Lin (the Chinese will take over America unless we get a tough deal maker like Donald J. Trump in the White House) Medical Center near San Mateo and 1-40.
Well, there was no way for Patriot Bingham to know they were a couple of cheapskates. So, when he walked up on the car, he allegedly began tapping on the windshield with a gun. When the couple refused to get out of the car, Patriot Bingham allegedly pointed the gun at them.
See, we figure Patriot Bingham just wanted to make sure they were okay and hadn’t suffocated by being locked in a hot car. How many times must we hear about a baby dying in a locked car with the windows rolled up? You would think at some point the “government” would take sensible action to prevent these senseless, preventable deaths from happening! So we figure Patriot Bingham tapped on the windshield with his gun to see if they were asleep or dead. We’re sure they are liberal Democrat Party members because those are the type of ninnies who totally freak out whenever they see a gun. Sure enough, when they woke up and saw they Patriot Bingham’s gun, they panicked and drove away to call the “police”.
Indeed, no good deed goes unpunished, and Patriot Bingham sits in the Bernalillo County Jail simply because he was concerned about the well-being of a pair of strangers. This type of outrage has become commonplace in Dictator Obama’s America. This is precisely why it is so critical for us to make America great again by electing Donald J. Trump to the White House!!!!
Man arrested after allegedly waking Balloon Fiesta visitors with gun
http://www.krqe.com/2016/10/08/man-arrested-after-allegedly-waking-balloon-fiesta-visitors-with-gun/
10/7/2016
Look, this Good Guy With A Gun said he was sorry! What the Hell else do the “authorities” want from him???!!!???
Ethan Reid from our Scottsville NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with murder after he allegedly shot and killed his 20-year-old ex-girlfriend (and mother of their 7-month-old daughter) with a 20-gauge shotgun at his parents’ home. Sure enough, the lamestream media is trying to make him look like a monster by overlooking his Facebook apology and by not investigating the role his ex-girlfriend surely must have played (in our well informed opinion) in the shooting.
See, prior to the shooting Patriot Reid posted an apology on Facebook for what he was about to do and made the salient point that he had been pushed to take this action over a period of time. Well, hmmmmm, let’s see, who could have possibly pushed him and forced him to take this action? Jeez, I wonder if it could have been the young woman he shot and killed? Duh?
Well, she must have really pushed him because he kicked his way through the front door at his parents’ home where she was staying with their 7-month-old daughter. Then he allegedly shot her in the back as she tried to get away from him so we can only wonder what kind of horrible things she could have said to him to have forced him to take this action. Sadly, we will never learn because the system is rigged against a Good Guy With A Gun, and the system in this case is bound and determined to make him look like a Bad Guy With A Gun in order to push Dictator Obama’s and Crooked Hillary’s anti-gun agenda!!!
If you want to end tragedies like this once and for all, you need to do everything you can to make sure Donald J. Trump is elected President!!!!!!
Man wrote Facebook apology ‘before killing ex-girlfriend in front of their seven-month-old daughter’
10/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to rescue a damsel in distress!!!!!!!
Blake Edgar from our Overland NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday and charged with second-degree murder, second-degree assault and armed criminal action all because he valiantly tried to rescue a woman from a dangerous man who surely would have harmed her.
See, all this nonsense started early Tuesday morning when Patriot Edgar stormed into a room at the Hazelwood Days Inn on North Hanley Road and allegedly pistol whipped a man in the head with a handgun. It is obvious to us he did this because he was attempting to rescue a 23-year-old woman who was trapped in the motel room with the other man. Well, there was a little hiccup in Patriot Edgar’s plan because a bullet accidentally discharged from the gun he was using to beat the dangerous man, and then the bullet ended up inside the young woman. Eventually that bullet caused her life to end.
Sure enough, the Hazelwood “Police” refused to put the accident in any context and went ahead and arrested Patriot Edgar, ignoring the fact he entered the room (we’re sure) with the intention of freeing the young woman from the clutches of that evil man before he hurt her. This is because the system is rigged, and we’ve got career politicians like Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary who let Good Guys With A Gun get punished for using their 2nd Amendment rights to try to keep us safe. Thankfully, this perversion of our once great country’s “legal” system will end the moment we get Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!!!!!
Woman killed in Hazelwood hotel room after gun goes off during dispute, police say
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/woman-killed-in-hazelwood-hotel-room-after-gun-goes-off/article_7d0757b7-3591-57dc-8fb5-31fb6a5ef47d.html
10/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for defending his home from the most dangerous type of trespasser, a middle aged woman armed with feminine spite and hysteria!!!!
Richard Allan Briggs from our Peach Bottom NSPA chapter was arrested early Monday morning and charged with (get this) aggravated assault, terroristic threats, two counts of simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and harassment after he did nothing more than allegedly use his Ruger .357 handgun to stand his ground and protect his home from a dangerous woman who was trespassing on his property!
All Hell broke loose late Sunday when some busybodies from the Pennsylvania State “Police” swarmed all over Patriot Briggs’ property after responding to a report of shots fired at his home after some trouble making broad called them to report Patriot Briggs had threatened her.
So these real geniuses from the PSP arrested Patriot Briggs and immediately swallowed the manipulative woman’s and her son’s accounts of what happened. According to them, they had been staying at Patriot Briggs’ home, and late Sunday night Patriot Briggs, who was not at home, sent the freeloading woman (probably some Democrat Party brainwashed moocher who has been conditioned to feel entitled to getting free stuff) a text warning her that trespassers on his property would be shot.
Sure enough, she didn’t budge so Patriot Briggs justifiably rushed to his home and immediately began to argue with her. According to “police” documents, Patriot Briggs then struck the hysterical woman in the face with a closed fist a couple of times. The “authorities” lamely labeled this as assault, but how else are you supposed to get an out of control woman to snap out of her emotionally unhinged frenzy?
Then the woman’s obviously emotionally deranged son who lacks any behavioral self control attacked Patriot Briggs by taking him down to the ground and putting him in a headlock. The abusive punk then released Patriot Briggs, who we are pleased to report did not suffer any lasting injuries from this brutal assault, and said he was taking his mother away from the house.
Then we’re guessing it was the woman who decided she would rather escalate the situation than leave because why else would the argument between her and Patriot Briggs have resumed? Well, the woman must have slipped because how else could she have ended up on the ground? Patriot Briggs must have realized at this point he had a real hellcat capable of doing great harm on his hands so he allegedly stood over her pointing his gun at her and yelling threats. I mean, how else was he supposed to prevent her from doing something dangerous?
Then her disturbed son poked his nose into Patriot Briggs’ business again and tried to help his mother. So Patriot Briggs then had no choice except to point his gun at them and ordered them to leave before they did anything to harm him. To make his point he then fired two warning shots into the air, as any responsible Good Guy With A Gun would have done.
Well, the “officers” from the Pennsylvania State “Police” didn’t bother listening to Patriot Briggs’ side of the story because they simply wanted to confiscate his Ruger .357 handgun and lock him up in jail to prevent him from voting for Donald J. Trump on November 8. Pennsylvania is a swing state after all. So with Patriot Briggs locked up in the clink, we must redouble our efforts to get out the insecure, small penised White guy vote in Pennsylvania so please join us this Saturday from 11 AM – 3 PM for our voter registration rally at The Gun Trader firearms store in Reading, PA!!!!
Peach Bottom man threatens woman with gun, cops say
10/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to protect his mother and sister from a pack of wild kids who were probably going to try to hurt them by playing that ‘knock out’ game we see on Fox News all the time!!!!!
Christopher Demetris from our Bay City NSPA chapter was obviously coerced into accepting a plea deal last week and pleaded guilty to one misdemeanor count of reckless use of a firearm and a felony count of assault with a dangerous weapon for pulling a gun on his neighbor to get his kids to pipe down while they were running around out of control and screaming their heads off at their apartment complex’s swimming pool.
See, all this nonsense started this past 4th of July when Patriot Demetris’ sister cursed at their neighbor’s brat kids, who were running around and screaming out of control by the pool. Anybody who watches Fox News regularly has seen videos of gangs of unruly children just like this attack innocent people with that ‘knock out’ game.
Well, the neighbor wanted to act like a tough guy so he walked over to Patriot Demetris’ sister to complain about the way she spoke to his children. It sure is clear why these kids turned out the way they did. Sensing the neighbor might be an impulsive and potentially dangerous man capable of inflicting harm, Patriot Demetris stepped out on his porch and pointed a .45 revolver at him to get him to calm down. When the neighbor started whining at him for pointing the gun, Patriot Demetris allegedly repeatedly pulled back the gun’s hammer to show him he wasn’t joking around.
Then right on cue the Bay City “police” showed up, obviously determined to take down Patriot Demetris and confiscate his gun. Then Patriot Demetris’ 86-year-old mother came outside and apologized for her daughter’s swearing and her son’s display of the gun, which calmed everything down, or you would have thought!
Rather than going by the adage “all’s well that ends well”, the Bay City “police” still went ahead and arrested Patriot Demetris and confiscated his .45 revolver even though he explained to them he had simply tried to protect his family from this mob of kids and their unstable father.
“I came out on the porch with the gun because I don’t know who this guy is,” Demetris told police. “I am going to protect my family. I told the guy that we can take care of the situation this way.”
In other words, he was acting as a Good Guy With A Gun so the “police” arrested him. Then they started snooping through the apartment Patriot Demetris shares with his mother and confiscated a .44-caliber Ruger Magnum revolver, a .22-caliber pistol and ammunition. See, this was all about gun confiscation. Furthermore, this kind of nonsense will only get worse if Crooked Hillary is elected President. The only way we can stop these disgusting gun grabs is to elect Donald J. Trump President!!!!!!
Man who pulled gun on neighbor over kids playing too loudly pleads guilty
http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2016/10/man_who_pulled_gun_on_neighbor.html
10/3/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his big mouth girlfriend is a fickle tattletale!!!!!!!
Timothy Corbin from our Louisville NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with (get this) three counts of wanton endangerment and possession of a handgun by a felon after he allegedly became involved in a “road rage” incident and was forced to fire a gun at a car being (we’re sure) erratically driven by some ditzy woman who was probably gabbing away on her phone and not paying attention to her driving.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Corbin was driving along the Gene Snyder Freeway when he must have found himself being nearly driven off the road by a woman driver behind the wheel of a truck. Look, a woman driving a minivan or a Volkswagen Jetta is dangerous enough, but forget about it if she is driving a truck. That’s a disaster just waiting to happen!!!!
So Patriot Corbin pulled up next to her, probably to see if he could get her attention so he could signal her to look out for where she was going before she hurt somebody. Then she for some reason turned on the dome light in her truck. Her defenders and enablers say she did this to get Patriot Corbin to back off by showing him she had two young children in the truck with her. Yeah, right! She probably put the light on because we’re pretty sure she was probably trying to find the eyeliner she dropped as she was applying it while driving.
Well, we figure Patriot Corbin recognized the danger the two children in the truck were facing with her behind the wheel. Since he wasn’t able to get her attention by driving alongside her, we’re sure he took the decisive action to fire his handgun near her car, figuring he would then finally be able to get her attention. Well, a few of the bullets accidentally ended up inside the truck, which gave the crooked “authorities” the excuse they needed to accuse him of a crime.
The worst part about all of this is that Patriot Corbin never would have been arrested if it hadn’t been for his blabbermouth girlfriend. See, the ditzy broad driving the truck finally managed to return her attention to the road just in time to write down Patriot Corbin’s license plate as he drove away. Then the “authorities” tracked down his residence and spoke to Patriot Corbin’s girlfriend, who turned on him instantly and showed the text messages they had exchanged right after the shooting.
All these messages revealed was Patriot Corbin’s understanding that he could get in big trouble for the shooting because he was a convicted felon who is barred from having a gun. Yeah, Patriot Corbin has served jail time for sex abuse, unlawful imprisonment and manufacturing methamphetamine, but didn’t Jesus ask those who hadn’t sinned to cast the first stone? Apparently these gun hating liberals have never heard of the Christian tenets of forgiveness and redemption.
Sure enough, the fix was in so Patriot Corbin now sits in jail while being held on a $100,000 bond, which we’re sure means he’ll be locked up just long enough to prevent him from being able to vote for Donald J. Trump for President. Hmmm, isn’t that a coincidence…….NOT!!!!!
Man accused in road-rage shooting appears in court
http://www.wlky.com/article/man-accused-in-road-rage-shooting-appears-in-court-3/3869855
10/2/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep a dangerous driver off the road so she couldn’t hurt anybody!!!!!!
Jason Markowicz from our Auburn NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with felony counts of aggravated assault and propelling a missile into an occupied vehicle (WTF!!!) and misdemeanor counts of making terroristic threats, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person, criminal mischief and a summary offense for harassment after he allegedly fired two shots at the tires of a woman’s car, and one of the bullets accidentally grazed the woman.
Sure enough, the disgusting, gun hating lamestream media downplayed Patriot Markowicz’s heroic efforts to keep a dangerous driver off the roads because they want to push Dictator Obama’s and Crooked Hillary’s agenda to rip guns out of the hands of Patriots by making Patriot Markowicz look like an emotionally immature baby-man who impulsively resorted to using a firearm because he lacks basic adult coping skills. (Isn’t that so typically of the Progressive Left’s smear campaigns against REAL AMERICANS?!?!?!)
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Markowicz and some hysterical woman got in an argument in a home in West Brunswick. Patriot Markowicz must have sensed she was getting totally out of control so he sensibly pointed a handgun at the woman’s face in order to get her attention so she could snap out of her female frenzy and begin to calm down.
Well, the woman only became more hysterical and started yapping at Patriot Markowicz to put the gun away. Then she rushed out of the house to get in her car to drive away. Well, obviously Patriot Markowicz knew he couldn’t let her get on the road. Women are bad enough drivers to begin with, but they pose even more of a threat when they have descended into a bout of shrill, hysterical, feminine delirium. So, to prevent her from causing a horrific accident, Patriot Markowicz shot at her car’s tires as she backed out of the driveway.
Well, one of the bullets went through the wheel well and harmlessly scraped the woman on her left ankle and foot, but the “authorities” still felt the need to slap Patriot Markowicz with the cavalcade of ridiculous charges so they would have an excuse to confiscate his gun. The only comfort we can take from this miscarriage of justice is the knowledge Patriot Markowicz certainly prevented a terrible accident from occurring. Keep in mind this type of nonsense won’t happen when Donald J. Trump is in the White House because there will be a little thing called Law and Order reintroduced to America!!!!!
Woman injured when man shot at her car’s tires after argument: police
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2016/10/woman_injured_when_man_shot_at.html
10/1/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for following Benjamin Franklin’s sage advice that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!!!! This is further proof Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary hate everything about our Founding Fathers and want to destroy America!!!!!
Nevin Cutting from our Masonville NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) felony aggravated cruelty to animals, second-degree criminal mischief and illegal discharging of a firearm for allegedly shooting and killing a cow on its farm, dragging its carcass onto state land and abandoning it. To make matters worse, those job killing regulators from the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation say they have further charges pending!!!! Wow, what a surprise that is…….NOT!!
It is obvious to anybody with a brain Patriot Cutting was simply trying to prevent an outbreak of Mad Cow Disease and took the sensible measure to shoot and kill the cow just in case it was carrying the disease. It sure is better to be safe than sorry!! I mean, if you had five hundred cows on a farm and only one of the cows had Mad Cow Disease, would you eat a hamburger made from any of the cows on the farm? No, you wouldn’t!!!!!
By the way, have you heard Crooked Hillary say anything at all about Mad Cow Disease during this campaign? No, you haven’t because she doesn’t have a plan for dealing with this threat!!!! We need to get Donald J. Trump in the White House because he has a bold, secret plan to take strong action against these disease carrying cows once and for all because he isn’t some namby pamby politician!!!!!
ANIMAL CRUELTY: Man, 22, shot cow to death, police say
http://www.pressconnects.com/story/news/2016/09/28/man-arrested-animal-cruelty-charge/91231066/
9/30/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply putting a dog out of the misery which we figure it was probably experiencing because why else would a Good Guy With A Gun shoot a dog in the head? I mean, it’s not like a Good Guy With A Gun is ever a sociopath or anything!
Chance Davis from our Lynchburg NSPA chapter was framed as some sort of an amoral deviant and arrested for felony cruelty to animals by the “authorities” with the Campbell County “Sheriff’s” Department for allegedly shooting an 8-month-old puppy in the head and leaving it to die in a crate by the side of the road.
Look, it is obvious to us here at the NSPA headquarters that the dog must have had some sort of fatal illness or had become rabid, like in ‘Old Yeller’, and was suffering horribly. So we figure Patriot Davis, out of the goodness of his heart, made the painful decision to shoot the dog in the head to put it out of its misery. Then we figure he was probably crying so hard about having to end his dog’s suffering that his shot was a little off, and he failed to deliver a kill shot and didn’t realize the dog was still alive. Then we figure he was so heartbroken about having to part with his dog until he sees it again in Christian Heaven that he set the crate by the side of the road because he couldn’t bear with the idea of having to bury it.
So sure enough, the local lamestream, disgusting “media” and the gun hating “authorities” jumped on this story and distorted the facts so they could take down a Good Guy With A Gun to send him to jail, confiscate his guns and prevent him from voting for Donald J. Trump in November.
This case is such a perfect example of ‘Liberal Logic’. They will promote death panels to end the life of your grandmother, but they will destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun who simply tried to end the life of a dog who we are pretty sure was suffering horribly! What other reason do you need to vote for Donald J. Trump???!!!????
Campbell County investigators looking for whoever shot puppy in head, left it to die
Man charged with shooting puppy, leaving it to die on the side of the road
9/29/2016
Tragic case of Good Guy With A Gun highlights the desperate need for sentencing reform!!!!!
In a shocking display of the unconscionable, irrational, unfair dysfunction of our nation’s “court” systems, Scott Gaudette from our Brooks NSPA chapter was sentenced to 60 days in jail after being convicted on a charge of domestic violence reckless conduct, even though all he did was point a gun at a woman and threaten to harm her and himself. (For those of you who are wondering – No, I am not making any of this up!)
See, all this nonsense started way back in February when this woman must have been nagging Patriot Gaudette something awful because he had no other way to get her to pipe down except to point a gun at her. What? Do the “authorities” actually think you can get a hysterical, over emotional, shrill woman to calm down by talking to her in a calm, rational manner? Yeah, right! No, sometimes the only way a Good Guy With A Gun can get a woman to regain her frail composure is by pointing a firearm at her.
Sure enough, the woman (who the lamestream “media” has the nerve to refer to as the “victim”) went trolling for sympathy on Facebook by posting her one sided account of what happened. Then right on cue, the gun hating “authorities” showed up and started poking their noses in Patriot Gaudette’s business and arrested him on the bogus domestic violence charge so they would have an excuse to confiscate his gun
The system was rigged against Patriot Gaudette from the get go so he simply became the latest insecure, small penised White guy who loves guns to be discarded into jail for 60 days just because he pointed a gun at a woman. Why must we watch generation after generation of insecure, small penised White guys who love guns be pulled out of their communities for 60 whole days and have their lives ruined for doing nothing more than exercising their 2nd Amendment rights to get some mouthy woman to be quiet?
Well, we here at the National Small Penis Association refuse to watch the loss of another generation of insecure, small penised White guys who love guns and use them to show women who is boss so starting tomorrow we are going to begin lobbying Federal, state and county legislators for sensible sentencing reforms for “crimes” involving Good Guys With A Gun! These sinful and counterproductive sentencing guidelines which have decimated White communities for decades are a stain on our once great Nation’s moral conscience, and it must end now!!!! #TRUMP2016
Brooks man sentenced for pointing gun at woman
http://www.waldo.villagesoup.com/p/brooks-man-sentenced-for-pointing-gun-at-woman/1577140?source=rss
9/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for teaching his 16-year-old son how to act like a man!!!!!
Stephen Nothwehr from our Mountain Home NSPA chapter was arrested this past weekend while we weren’t looking and charged with (get this!) felony endangering the welfare of a minor, felony aggravated assault and misdemeanor weapon possession after he allegedly brought his minor son with him for a booze run, fired a firearm out the window from the front passenger’s seat of a moving vehicle and pointed the gun at his son his son,
See, all this nonsense started when some busybody neighbor called the “authorities” to request a welfare check be done on behalf of Patriot Nothwehr’s children. Well, let’s put it like this, one thing led to another and before the evening was over Patriot Nothwehr allegedly used his 16-year-old son to help him bypass the security system in his car to prevent him from driving while intoxicated. Then this led the two of them to begin arguing after leaving a liquor store. Then this led to the two of them continuing their argument in the car, which allegedly led Patriot Nothwehr to point a pistol with one hand at his son for a long time while he continued to drive with his other hand on the steering wheel. Then this allegedly led Patriot Nothwehr to fire one round from his gun into the air and several more shots out the car window.
Sure enough, the “authorities” couldn’t wait to lock him up, and they didn’t waste a moment conducting a sweep of his house so they could confiscate his gun. Could they be any more obvious? No!!!
So we want to know what the crime is here. You have a father spending some quality time with his minor son doing father and son stuff like bypassing the anti-drunk driving device on his car, going to a liquor store, driving with a firearm and shooting the firearm out the window of a moving car. Since when did teaching your son how to be a real man become a crime????
I doubt we’ll get the answer to that question for the time being, but I’m sure it will stop being a crime day one in a Trump presidency!!!! Once again, I couldn’t make it any more clear why we need to get Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!!
Man accused of pointing gun at son, shooting out of car
http://www.ozarkradionews.com/local-news/man-accused-of-pointing-gun-at-son-shooting-out-of-car
9/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested and assaulted by the “authorities” basically for defending his property!!!!!!
Michael Commander from our Pensacola NSPA chapter was arrested recently for obstructing police business and resisting an officer after he allegedly fired shots at a couple walking their dog by his house and then confronted the “authorities” from the Escambia County Sheriff’s Department who invaded his property and confiscated his guns!!!
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Commander reasonably confronted a couple who was walking their dog and allowed the inconsiderate mutt to urinate on his lawn. The couple whined to the “authorities” after the incident that Patriot Commander had raised his voice at them and told them to keep their mangy mutt out of his yard. Then just to make sure they understood where he was coming from, Patriot Commander simply made use of his 2nd Amendment rights and fired a few gunshots in their direction as they hustled away from his property with their dog. If you ask me, this just goes to show that Patriot Commander gets results!!! He knows how to win!!!!
Sure enough, right away the crybaby couple called the “authorities” at the Escambia County Sheriff’s Department because they are a little too old to go running and crying to their mommies and daddies.
So get this! Four deputy bozos swarmed onto Patriot Commander’s property to arrest him, but he stood up to them. At first they hid in their squad cars and called out to him over the squad cars’ PA systems, begging him to come out peacefully because they are first class chickens. Well, Patriot Commander strutted out of his house, walking tall with both middle fingers pointing up while cursing at the deputy bozos. In other words, he was carrying himself as a real man! Sure enough, it took all four of the deputy bozos to assault him and handcuff him because they can’t win a fair fight!
What happened next reveals their true motives! The “authorities” went through his house and confiscated several weapons, including a .22 caliber rifle, a 12-gauge shotgun and a .38 caliber pistol. See, Dictator Obama knows Donald J. Trump is going to be elected President so he is determined to have his minions confiscate as many guns as they can from as many Good Guys With A Gun as they can arrest before he must move out of the White House!
See, these Democrat party fiends want to take away your guns and eliminate the 2nd Amendment so you can’t defend your property from inconsiderate dogs that have an urgent need to urinate!!! This is all to lay the groundwork to make sure you won’t have your guns to defend yourself when the Muslims come to establish a caliphate in America!!!! This is just another reminder of why we must elect Donald J. Trump to be President!!!!
Man shoots at couple after accusing their dog of peeing on lawn
http://www.weartv.com/news/local/man-shoots-at-couple-after-accusing-their-dog-of-peeing-on-lawn
9/26/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for defending himself from a Hysterical Woman With A Gun, and you know there is nothing more dangerous than a woman with a gun in her hands because women are so emotional and impulsive!!!!!!
Robert Allen Mrock Jr. from our Helena NSPA chapter was arrested Friday on suspicion of aggravated assault, assault with a weapon and a misdemeanor count of partner or family member assault after he allegedly put his girlfriend in a choke hold and pointed a gun at her.
However, once again, the disgusting, liberal lamestream media in Helena are distorting the coverage of this story in order to make Patriot Mrock look like the bad guy. See, all this nonsense started Friday night when Patriot Mrock came home from work upset after he had a few drinks, according to an affidavit supporting his arrest as reported in the Helena Independent Record.
Now we don’t know all of the details, but Patriot Mrock’s girlfriend must have been totally out of control because he had to put her in a choke hold, causing her to lose consciousness. I mean, why else would he do that other than to subdue her before she hurt somebody while in an emotionally unbalanced state?
However, just like Jason in ‘Friday the 13th’, she regained consciousness and came after Patriot Mrock with an unloaded firearm and attempted to leave. Well, Patriot Mrock was obviously concerned she might hurt herself or somebody on the streets with the gun because he physically confronted her again and struggled to pull the gun away from her. Then the unhinged woman rushed upstairs and loaded the gun. So Patriot Mrock had no choice except allegedly to get another gun. He then allegedly pointed it at her and threatened her. Then the trouble making woman claimed her daughter came into the room.
Well, Patriot Mrock obviously didn’t want his girlfriend’s daughter to be traumatized by seeing her mother out of control and handling a gun so he wisely got his girlfriend out of the room as quickly as possible by dragging her down the stairs by her hair. He must have been in such a hurry to get his girlfriend away from her daughter that he must have slipped while going down the stairs because he threw her into a rock wall, according to the arrest affidavit.
Sure enough, the gun hating “authorities” were in cahoots with the Helena lamestream media to frame Patriot Mrock because the “deputies” from the Lewis and Clark County “Sheriff’s” Department claimed the girlfriend’s injuries and ripped clothes supported her account. Yeah, right! The facts are clear to us. Patriot Mrock simply tried to prevent his girlfriend from shooting her eye out or hurting somebody else and causing her daughter to be traumatized by seeing her mother’s violent nature. The thanks he got, though, was getting carted off to the county jail with a bunch of bogus charges hanging over his head.
At least we can take comfort after watching Donald J. Trump totally make a fool of Hillary Clinton tonight that we will have a law and order President in the White House who will make sure the “authorities” are going after Mexican and Muslim terrorists instead of harassing real Americans like Patriot Mrock!!!!!
Helena man allegedly choked, pointed gun at girlfriend
9/25/2016
National Small Penis Association member and (of secondary importance) Major League Baseball player is suspended basically for having a sense of humor!!!!!!!
We here at the NSPA headquarters in Akron, OH are saddened to report a devastating tragedy today which has broken the collective hearts of everybody associated with Major League Baseball. Steve Clevenger from our Seattle NSPA chapter and a catcher for the Seattle Mariners was suspended today by the liberal, Democrat party loving, politically correct, gun hating cowards who call the shots in the Seattle Mariners’ front office! (Shame on you, Jerry Dipoto!)
You’ll never believe why they committed this unconstitutional, heavy handed act of intolerance. Get this! All Patriot Clevenger did was get on Twitter to send out a few comical tweets after Charlotte police fatally shot a black man. We are reporting the tweets below, you decide:
“Black people beating whites when a thug got shot holding a gun by a black officer haha shit cracks me up! Keep kneeling for the Anthem!”
“BLM is pathetic once again! Obama you are pathetic once again! Everyone involved should be locked behind bars like animals!”
I’m sorry, but thanks to Dictator Obama’s perpetual disregard for the Constitution, the Nervous Nellies in the Mariners’ front office felt they had the right to suppress Patriot Clevenger’s 1st Amendment rights. So not only do Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary want to take away your 2nd Amendment Rights, but they also want to make sure you can’t say a thing about it without getting punished!!!
Worse yet, we are worried about the well-being of Patriot Clevenger because he told an interviewer he is sickened by the idea anybody would think he is a racist after (right on cue) all of the haters on the disgusting Progressive left viciously attacked him online for his tweets. You just know one of the reasons they went after him is because his Twitter profile shows he is an avid hunter. See, once again, it all comes back to the liberals’ irrational, unhinged and reflexive hatred of guns, and victims like Patriot Clevenger are forced to suffer the consequences!!
There is hope, though, if we can get Donald J. Trump in the White House. If there’s anybody who would get Patriot Clevenger’s tweets, it would be Patriot Trump!!!!
MLB Player Suspended For Charlotte Tweets: Dead ‘Thug’ ‘Cracks Me Up!’
www.http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/steve-clevenger-mariners-suspended-keith-scott-tweets
9/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun And A Compound Bow arrested basically for auditioning for a community theater production!!!!!!!
John Wilkerson from our Oroville NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with, get this, assault with a deadly weapon, brandishing a deadly weapon and a probation violation after he allegedly shot an arrow at somebody at a dog park and then “terrorized” customers and employees at a gas station.
Look, based on feedback we’ve gotten from other members of our Oroville NSPA chapter, this is yet another example of the “authorities” hysterically overreacting and racially profiling a small penised White man. (It is 2016 so you would think this kind of disgrace would be a thing of the past in America!)
See, we heard that Patriot Wilkerson had recently gotten involved in community theater in Oroville at the Birdcage Theatre and was preparing to audition for their upcoming production of ‘William Tell’, the 1804 drama written by Friedrich Schiller. (I feel this is an odd choice for a community theater company to produce. If I were on the selection committee, I would have pushed for ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’, my favorite musical production for performers who are still learning their artistic way. It’s not sophisticated enough to be too demanding for the performers, but it is an absolute joy for the audience!) Well, some of the other members of the Oroville NSPA chapter were giving Patriot Wilkerson a hard time for this because they feel there’s something kind of inherently fruity about participating in community theater. On top of that there were some whispers behind his back about his facial hair, which was viewed as being kind of fruity as well.
None of this bothered me because a man who has a passion for theater can be totally heterosexual. Look at me. I am well versed in musical theater only because my widowed mother needs somebody to accompany her to the theater, and I am a masculine Republican gun lover. My only issue with Patriot Wilkerson is that he started messing around with a compound bow rather than just sticking with semiautomatic handguns and rifles.
If he hadn’t been wasting time practicing with a compound bow to get the lead role in ‘William Tell’, he never would have accidentally almost shot (allegedly) the people at the dog park and the gas station with the compound bow. This is a teachable moment for all of you NSPA members out there. Stick with your guns and don’t handle weapons, such as compound bows, with which you aren’t familiar!!!!! Nothing good can come from this, and somebody might get hurt!!!!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I must meet with my songwriting partner so we can begin working on ‘Trump: The Musical’, the story of a man with a small penis who makes America great again!! It’s going to be really, really wonderful, big league! You’re really going to love it. It’s going to be so great and beautiful that you might even start to get tired of how great and beautiful it is. It’s going to be so much better than that boring ‘Hamilton’, that weak loser of a musical!!!!!
Police: Oroville Man Shot Arrows At Dog Park, Terrorized Gas Station With Compound Bow
9/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to protect his neighborhood from a rabid dog!!!!!!
Dakota Vanwormer from our Palmetto NSPA chapter was forced today to plead no contest to one felony count of animal cruelty and now faces up to five years in prison for allegedly shooting his girlfriend’s dog in the face back in July 2015. Now he must suffer the undue uncertainty of his fate until his sentencing on November 18.
All this nonsense started last July when some busybody lady was driving around her neighborhood looking for a rabid dog after her young son and a friend of his told her Patriot Vanwormer had approached them and informed them he was looking for a rabies-infested, foaming at the mouth dog he had shot earlier. She found a mixed-breed dog with a gunshot wound to its left cheek suffering in a ditch by the road.
Well, Ms. Florence Nightingale of Assisi inspected the dog and determined it posed no threat to the neighborhood because it was not aggressive or foaming at the mouth (as if she actually studied to be a veterinarian) so she put it in her car and hid it from Patriot Vanwormer when he approached her to say he was looking for the rabid dog. She spoke with a forked tongue and told him she hadn’t seen the dog and then rushed it to a veterinarian who saved its life.
Then the crew at Animal Services found a microchip in the dog (by the way, it is a well known fact that the Anti-Christ will place microchips in all of us when he arrives – Google it if you don’t believe me!) and tracked the mutt back to its owner, who by sheer coincidence happened to be Patriot Vanwormer’s girlfriend. She was unaware her dog had been shot and explained Patriot Vanwormer had told her he gave the dog away to a co-worker. During the resulting “investigation” by the “authorities”, Patriot Vanwormer gave four different accounts of how he alleged the dog had been shot, according the “police” report.
The authorities apparently brought in Quincy M.E. to help with the “investigation” because they determined the manner in which the gunshot wound ran down the dog’s cheek that the shot must have been fired directly above the dog’s head, which led them to believe Patriot Vanwormer must have intentionally shot the dog in the face.
Okay, so maybe the dog wasn’t infected with rabies just yet, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t going to be infected with rabies eventually so it is better to be safe than sorry. I mean, if you had a bowl of NECCO Wafers and just one of the Wafers was poisoned, you wouldn’t eat any of the Wafers, would you? Of course you wouldn’t!
Look, Patriot Vanwormer was simply conducting extreme vetting of the dogs in the neighborhood, and he did what he needed to do to keep his neighborhood safe. Apparently in Dictator Obama’s America that selfless deed is rewarded with a felony conviction. However, if we get Patriot Donald J. Trump elected, this act of maintaining law and order will instead be celebrated! Do you need a reason other than this to vote for Donald J. Trump for President??!!?? Of course you don’t!!!!!
Man faces five years in prison for shooting dog in face
http://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article103775376.html
9/22/2016
The glass ceiling is shattered!!!!! Kathy Miller becomes first woman to be awarded membership to the National Small Penis Association!!!!!
Kathy Miller, who until today was Donald Trump’s campaign chair in Mahoning County (just a 40 minute drive from the NSPA headquarters in Akron, by the way), broke a barrier tonight (that would have been considered impossible just a few years ago) when she became the first woman to be allowed into the National Small Penis Association.
We would like to emphasize Patriotess Miller wasn’t handed her membership under some sort of affirmative action stunt ordered by the “government”. No, she earned her membership by speaking truth to power in an interview with that disgusting, British liberal rag ‘The Guardian’.
See, Patriotess Miller said the Black Lives Matter movement is ‘a stupid waste of time.’ Then she stated the obvious when she made the point there was no racism in America before Dictator Obama became President and perpetuated his philosophy of discord and lack of responsibility for one’s actions. Then she made the salient point that it’s your fault if you are black and haven’t been successful over the last 50 years.
Then she had the courage to dismiss any notion of racial tensions in the 1960s when she was in high school. As she observed, “Growing up as a kid, there was no racism, believe me. We were just all kids going to school.” When the instigating reporter for the Guardian asked her about segregation and the civil rights movement, she replied, “I never experienced it. I never saw that as anything.”
Then she pushed back against all the ridiculous claims that Patriot Trump has been exploiting racist views by pointing out this was the disgusting media making stuff up. Then she dropped the mic on the liberal, egghead “reporter” by praising Patriot Trump for having the courage to speak the truth about black people in a manner nobody else is willing to discuss in public.
Well, sure enough, the political correctness police crucified Patriotess Miller and forced her to resign as Patriot Trump’s Mahoning County campaign chair. However, when that door closed, the door to the NSPA’s inner sanctum opened to her, and now she is providing inspiration to all of our daughters….or at least a couple of the NSPA members who have daughters because most of us don’t have wives or girlfriends or daughters, not because we have an innate and systemic inability to relate to women or anything like that but because we are so dedicated to fighting for the cause of gun rights for insecure, small penised White guys!!!!! Now let’s just get Patriot Trump in the White House!!!!
Ohio Trump campaign chair Kathy Miller says there was ‘no racism’ before Obama
9/21/2016
The National Small Penis Association assists Donald J. Trump and Sean Hannity with speaking to black people today in Cleveland!!!!!
Excuse the break in regular format today because we were busy this morning helping Donald J. Trump with his appearance at the New Spirit Revival Church in Cleveland to make his case to black people. Sure, the haters will make snarky remarks about the lack of black people who actually showed up to be educated by Patriot Trump….
….but that’s because they are totally consumed with color, which is a sad way to go through life.
Regardless, it sure was exhausting trying to get the few black people there to understand what they need to do to improve their lives so we didn’t have the time or energy today to expose the latest outrage against a Good Guy With A Gun. We will return to our regular format tomorrow.
This Is What The Audience Looks Like At A Trump Event On African-American ‘Concerns’
9/20/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to make a shiftless road crew (if you know what I mean!) get out of his way!!!!!
Harold Bishop from our Coweta County NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with (get this) five counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, pointing a gun at another person (isn’t that the whole point of owning a gun?), making terroristic threats, driving under the influence and probation violations after he allegedly pulled a gun on a road crew and started yelling racial slurs.
See, all this nonsense started yesterday when Patriot Bishop was trying to drive home, but the road was closed by a road construction crew that probably wasn’t doing any work and was playing dice instead. Apparently Patriot Bishop simply tried to have them clear a path so he could get home to take a nap.
Well, according to one of the road crew workers, Patriot Bishop allegedly pulled up on the crew and began yelling, “Get these n*****s off the road. I live here, I’ll kill you, n*****s.” Then the crew member used his cell phone to record Patriot Bishop allegedly point a gun at the crew while another crew member called 911. Patriot Bishop then drove away.
By the time the geniuses from the Coweta County “Sheriff’s” Office showed up, Patriot Bishop returned to the scene. A “deputy” claimed he and the other “officers” saw Patriot Bishop throw a beer bottle from his car window. Then he claimed he could smell alcohol on Patriot Bishop but couldn’t find the gun. However, based on the poorly lit, inconclusive (in our mind) cell phone video, they felt they had enough “evidence” to arrest Patriot Bishop. Truth be told, though, the real reason he was arrested was because of political correctness, the one note the losers on the progressive left know how to play.
It’s obvious to us Dictator Obama rigged the system to arrest Patriot Bishop because Georgia is viewed as a toss up state for the upcoming Presidential election, and he wants Patriot Bishop locked up in jail for the next couple of months so he can’t vote for Patriot Trump!!! Wake up, insecure, small penised white men! First they come for Patriot Bishop and then they’ll come for you and your guns!!!!!
Ga. Man Pulls Gun on Construction Crew Blocking Way Home: ‘N–gers Off the Road’
9/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun denied justice because….well, because he’s a Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!
Colin Edward Pritchard from our Topeka NSPA chapter found out today he will not get a second trial to overturn his obviously bogus conviction back in June for second-degree murder in the 2015 shooting death of his former wife in their apartment. See, Patriot Pritchard’s defense team made the perfectly believable argument during the trial that Patriot Pritchard accidentally shot his wife in the head while he tried to wrestle away the gun she had pointed at him.
However, the crooked judge claimed physical “evidence” showed the bullet that killed Patriot Pritchard’s wife traveled downward into her head, which shows an intentional act, not an accident. Physical “evidence”, here we go again. I’d bet anything this judge could go on and on for hours about the physical “evidence” of global warning.
Well, Patriot Pritchard’s defense attorney tried to get a new trial to expose this judicial deceit, but (surprise, surprise) the judge denied the request. He made a big deal out of the fact that the Topeka “Police Detective” who interviewed Patriot Pritchard after the shooting testified Patriot Pritchard never said anything about struggling with his wife for the gun or about the gun accidentally discharging. Then there was some manufactured “evidence” which supposedly indicated Patriot Pritchard’s wife was below him at the time of the shooting with her hands up in a defensive posture (yeah, right!).
In addition to being furious about this miscarriage of justice, we are sickened and dismayed by the lack of public outrage at this unjust and racially biased conviction of Patriot Pritchard. See, nobody outside of the NSPA cares about his fate because he doesn’t have a cool name like Mumia. There’s nothing fun about protesting on behalf of a guy named Colin for overprivileged liberal elitists. This is just further evidence of how the system is rigged against insecure, small penised white guys, which is further evidence of why we must get Donald J. Trump elected President!!!!!!! #freecolin
Judge denies second trial for man in former wife’s shooting death
http://www.cjonline.com/news/2016-09-19/judge-denies-second-trial-man-former-wifes-shooting-death
9/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Dictator Obama and the Democrat Party want to keep people enslaved on unemployment benefits!!!!!!
Gary Auxier from our Oregon, OH NSPA chapter was arrested this past Monday and charged with murder for allegedly shooting and killing his stepson after an argument at Patriot Auxier’s home. Sure enough, the disgusting, biased Toledo “media” downplayed Dictator Obama’s responsibility in the shooting because they just want to see a Good Guy With A Gun go to prison!
See, apparently the argument started because Patriot Auxier was angry his stepson didn’t have a job so he allegedly shot the young man in his head with a 44-caliber revolver, and this is the out of context detail the disgusting Toledo “media” wants you to focus on. Once again we have an example here of the disgusting “media” using the magician’s art of misdirection to manipulate and confuse its army of low information viewers and readers.
The real issue behind the stepson’s unemployment, which led to the shooting, is the unconscionable, calculated ploy used by Dictator Obama and the Democrat Party to keep their gullible minions dependent upon them through unemployment benefits. If Donald J. Trump had been President, the shooting never would have happened because Patriot Auxier’s stepson would have had a job which pays $80,000 a year because Patriot Trump is so smart (he went to Penn, you know) and such a good negotiator that he would have been able to single- handedly fix the consequences of decades of changing national and international socioeconomic realities!!!
On top of all this, the Oregon “Police” chief followed the Saul Alinsky playbook, which insists a good Progressive radical should never let a crisis go to waste, by trying to also make this a story about the dangers of having a gun in the house. Sure enough, he pulled out the old liberal trope that this case is a reminder you are 10 times more likely to kill a loved one than an intruder if you have a gun in the house. Can you believe they would try to use a tragic accident to peddle their agenda riddled with self interest and lies???!!!???
Once again we have presented you an obvious reason why we must get Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!!!!
Oregon man charged in shooting death of 30-year-old step-son faces a judge
9/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to teach some woman the importance of gun safety!!!!!
William Allen Simpers from our Lemoyne NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with (get this) making terrorist threats and unlawful restraint after he allegedly threatened to kill a woman with a gun in his home. Sure enough, though, this is obviously a case of gun hating liberals who control and pervert our “judicial” system using their power to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun.
See, according to the “police” report, all this nonsense started when Patriot Simpers sent numerous text messages earlier in the day to his female “victim” and insisted she come to his house to talk. When she finally arrived, Patriot Simpers brought her into his bedroom and then “broke” her phone. Actually, what probably really happened is she had one of those new Galaxy Note 7 smart phones that catch on fire. The phone probably caught on fire in Patriot Simpers’ bedroom, but the gun hating “police” and gun hating “media” said Patriot Simpers broke the phone to make him sound like some kind of dangerous control freak.
Well, once Patriot Simpers had the female “victim” in his bedroom, he placed a loaded .22 caliber rifle and a loaded pistol on his bed with the barrels of the guns pointed at her. Patriot Simpers asked her if she knew what an accidental discharge was and warned her one was about to occur.
The female “victim” asked Patriot Simpers multiple times if she could leave, and he refused. After 45 minutes, he let her leave. She immediately called the “police” for some reason, and they rushed to Patriot Simpers’ home to arrest him for some reason.
The “police” spun the anti-gun propaganda that Patriot Simpers is some emotionally unstable man who threatened this woman with his guns. However, it is obvious to us what really happened is Patriot Simpers simply wanted to teach her about gun safety to avoid getting shot by an accidental discharge of a gun.
However, no good deed by a Good Guy With A Gun can go unpunished as long as Dictator Obama is calling the shots, so Patriot Simpers got framed!!!! This is just another reminder of why we must elect Donald J. Trump for President!!!!!
Man pointed loaded guns at woman, asked if she heard of accidental discharge: Police
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2016/09/man_pointed_loaded_guns_at_wom.html
9/16/2016
Good Guy With A Gun facing murder charges basically because his buddy didn’t know how to comport himself with grace and class while they were playing ‘Madden NFL’!!!!!!
Petty Officer 3rd Class Austin Greening from our Norfolk NSPA chapter was shamefully forced to plead guilty today to involuntary manslaughter and obstruction of justice for allegedly shooting a friend in the face. This alone was an abortion of justice, but to make matters worse Patriot Greening still faces murder charges in an obviously corrupt “military court” controlled by liberal puppet masters (where has George Soros been lately?) next week.
As bad as it was for him to plead guilty to involuntary manslaughter in the state “civilian court”, Patriot Greening at least only got a six month sentence. However, the “victim’s” family and the Navy were determined to take down Patriot Greening so through their machinations they manipulated the “military court” system to charge him under the Uniform Code of Military Justice (whatever that bullshit is!) because of the “inadequacy” of the civilian trial’s outcome.
See, after Patriot Greening initially told the “authorities” his buddy shot himself and went to the trouble of planting the gun in his dead buddy’s hand, he told them he had accidentally shot his buddy while they were playing ‘Madden NFL’ on the buddy’s video game system. Patriot Greening explained he was holding his Colt .45-caliber pistol and the video game control at the same time when the gun accidentally discharged. Hey, accidents happen all the time.
This “military court” is resting its murder case on a bunch of baloney. When Patriot Greening was brought to the county jail after his arrest, an inmate snitch claimed Patriot Greening told him he and his buddy were gambling on the ‘Madden NFL’ video game and argued over a debt. He then claimed Patriot Greening said he snapped during the argument, and the next thing he remembered was the gun going off.
Then Patriot Greening told the “detectives” on the case that he gets agitated when someone talks to him while he’s playing video games. He told his buddy to “shut up” because he kept throwing interceptions. While he admitted becoming frustrated with his buddy for distracting him, he made it clear to the detectives he wasn’t mad enough to kill him.
So we are totally sure the shooting was accidental and never would have happened if the “victim” hadn’t been acting like a fifth grader by taunting and distracting Patriot Greening. If he had known how to act like a responsible, grown ass man, he would still be alive, and Patriot Greening wouldn’t be facing any of this nonsense!!!! Once again when it comes to a case involving a Good Guy With A Gun, it is the REAL victim who gets punished because that’s precisely the way Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary want it! That’s just one more reason (as if you actually need another) to vote for Donald J. Trump for President!!!!
Sailor pleads guilty to involuntary manslaughter, obstruction of justice; murder charges pending
9/15/2016
Good Guy With A Gun and U.S. Senator James Inhofe stalked and harassed by marauding mob of animal rights terrorists who hijacked his dove and pigeon hunt fundraiser!!!!!
James Inhofe from our Tulsa NSPA chapter has been a stalwart champion of gun rights for insecure, small penised white guys over the course of his three decades as a Congressman and Senator from Oklahoma (coincidentally, my mother and I love spending the third Saturday night of every month listening to the original cast album of ‘Oklahoma’), and his annual Dove and Pigeon Hunt fundraiser is the highlight social event every year for those of us on the Executive Team here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters.
See, nothing else provides a surge of masculine self esteem like the one you get from shooting a dove or a pigeon with a gun and leaving its corpse or wounded body littered on an open field so we were disgusted when an unhinged posse of animal rights terrorists from, get this, SHARK (Showing Animals Respect and Kindness – no, I am not making this up!) menaced us with their video cameras while we were simply trying to kill doves and pigeons for recreation and a way to experience fellowship with other insecure, small penised white guys while raising money for Patriot Inhofe.
Then these losers from SHARK started tallying the number of doves and pigeons we killed and collecting all of the injured doves and pigeons to bring them to a veterinarian for comfort and care. They say they do this because they don’t want these birds to die slowly, engulfed in suffering and distress. However, it is obvious to us the real reason they do this is they have a lot of free time because they don’t have any friends or family members who want anything to do with them! Every year these freaks from the fringe have tried to shut down Patriot Inhofe’s hunt, and every year they fail.
After the NSPA Executive Team returned from the hunt to our headquarters in Akron, Ohio, we put our heads together to come up with a similar fundraiser for Donald J. Trump. We came up with the brilliant idea to reach out to Summit County Republican Party Chairman Alex Arshinkoff to hold a gerbil hunt fundraiser for Patriot Trump. See, we’ve heard Mr. Arshinkoff has a lot of gerbils so we figured maybe he was raising them for a hunt. I mean, what else would you do with a whole bunch of gerbils? Once we hear back from Mr. Arshinkoff, we will provide an update on our plans for the gerbil hunt.
Animal rights group fills boxes with dead and wounded birds after Senator Inhofe fundraiser
http://www.kfor.com/2016/09/11/animal-rights-group-takes-stand-against-pigeon-shoot/
9/14/2016
Good Guy With A Gun facing a charge of criminally negligent homicide and a civil lawsuit all because he selflessly and valiantly tried to protect his community from a vicious gang of alleged beer thieves!!!!!!
Michael Ray Turner from our Port Arthur NSPA chapter was arrested and indicted last month by a grand jury on a charge of criminally negligent homicide for shooting and killing a woman who was sitting in the back seat of car driven by a man who had allegedly (look, we’ve got to say allegedly for legal reasons, but you know the score!) committed the unspeakable crime of stealing several cases of beer from a convenience store. (The beer thievery in this case is just another example of the complete break down of law and order in America and proof of our need to elect Donald J. Trump as the LAW and ORDER PRESIDENT!!!!)
According to a report in a copyrighted article I am unable to link to, Patriot Turner was off duty from his security guard job when he observed what appeared to be two men running from a convenience store with cases of stolen beer. He saw them hop in a car so he took the logical action to stand up for the protection of his community by pulling up in his vehicle next to the getaway car to box it in and prevent it from pulling out of the parking lot.
Then to be doubly sure the car couldn’t drive away he took the one sensible and practical action available to him – he pulled out his 9mm semiautomatic handgun and shot at the car multiple times in an attempt to shoot out its tires. Well, it turns out one of those bullets ended up in the body of a 36 year-old-woman sitting in the back seat of the car, and that bullet ended her life (accidentally, we would like to remind you) rather than deflating the tires. Hey, nobody said establishing law and order would be simple!
Thanks to this accident Patriot Turner is facing a charge of criminally negligent homicide (whatever) instead of getting a heartfelt thanks from the community of Beaumont for keeping its streets safe! Then on top of that nonsense, the family of the “victim” who was shot by Patriot Turner just smacked him with a $1 million wrongful death civil lawsuit.
Have faith, Patriots, because we have some good news from an article published yesterday which we can link to. Patriot Turner is fighting back against this ridiculous lawsuit and submitted a written response to the civil suit in which he and his attorney made the case that he had a reason to believe a violent felony had been committed, and he had every right to expect the woman in the back seat of the car had been involved in the alleged beer theft.
Then to drop the mic, Patriot Turner and his attorney made the point that by possibly being involved in the alleged massive beer theft, the woman in the back seat was negligent and this negligence should reduce or bar recovery from the civil lawsuit. Exactly!
As much as we support this brilliant legal response, we still feel it will be a whole lot easier to resolve this matter simply by electing Donald J. Trump to the White House so he can bring Law and Order back to America and dismiss bogus criminal and civil charges against Good Guys With A Gun who are trying to keep us safe!!!!!
Security guard blames victim for fatal gas station shooting
9/13/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically because the corrupt “court” system ignored his defense that he thought his sawed off shotgun was inoperable at the time he held it in his girlfriend’s face and pulled the trigger!!!!
Brian Pinkas from our Granite City NSPA chapter was convicted in 2012 of first-degree murder for shooting his girlfriend in the face with a sawed off shotgun in their home. However, the trial was clearly rigged against Patriot Pinkas for being a Good Guy With A Gun. See, Patriot Pinkas tried to explain to the jury that he thought the gun was inoperable when he pulled the trigger, but the jury didn’t even listen to him. We’re sure he had just been trying to give his girlfriend a little scare to put her in her place. Heck, the judge wouldn’t even let three of Patriot Pinkas’ buddies testify that he had told them he didn’t think the gun worked.
Sure enough, though, the “judge” allowed a friend of the “victim” (and an obviously biased witness) who was at the house at the time of the shooting to testify that she witnessed Patriot Pinkas beat his girlfriend and point the sawed off shotgun at her face. As the friend ran out of the house to call the police, she claimed she heard Patriot Pinkas yell to his girlfriend, “Look at me while I blow your fucking head off.” Then she claimed she heard a shotgun blast. If you can believe it, the gullible jury actually bought that obviously fabricated story.
Well, Patriot Pinkas and his defense team tried to find justice by appealing the conviction to the 5th District Appellate Court in Mount Vernon on the grounds that he didn’t get a fair trial because his three buddies had not been allowed to testify. Sadly, the appellate court felt Patriot Pinkas had been given a fair trial and shut down his appeal. This disgusting lack of transparency in the “court” systems in Illinois is yet another reminder of why we must get Patriot Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can figure out what they’re up to and put an end to it!!!!!
‘Look at me while I blow your … head off’: Man’s conviction upheld
http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article101577667.html#storylink=cpy
9/12/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep his neighborhood safe from a dangerous home intruder!!!!!!!
Albert Clarence Jackson from our Tulsa NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and booked on a complaint of reckless handling of a firearm after he allegedly fired two shots from his shotgun in his home because he thought someone was trying to break into his house. In other words, he was simply using his 2nd Amendment right to keep his family and himself safe, which apparently is a crime in Oklahoma. Sure enough, the Tulsa “police” sent to “investigate” the situation were obviously biased against Patriot Jackson because they claimed they could find no sign of a home intruder. You just know they had to make him out to be the bad guy one way or another!
See, all this nonsense started because the two shots Patriot Jackson fired from a window in his house ended up going through the walls in his neighbor’s house and almost struck a pregnant woman and a little girl who were sleeping. Look, it’s not like the shotgun blasts actually struck either of them. Also, what would have happened if Patriot Jackson had not fired those shots and there actually had been a Mexican or Muslim home intruder on the loose in the neighborhood who was determined to kill Americans? The irony here is that the Tulsa “police” have arrested the one man in the neighborhood who was capable of keeping everybody safe. Then again, maybe that is what their plan was all along. We really need to figure out what is going on in Tulsa with these “police”!!!!!
Police: Tulsa Man Fires Gun, Nearly Hitting Infant Girl
http://www.newson6.com/story/33070697/tulsa-police-questioning-man-after-shots-fired-into-home
9/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for following standard gun safety procedures!!!!
Corey Brown from our Louisville NSPA chapter was recently arrested and charged with possession of a handgun by a convicted felon after he allegedly shot somebody (accidentally, we would like to emphasize) while he was cleaning his gun. On top of that, we are sure the Nervous Nellies in the Jefferson County “Sheriff’s” Department and the Jefferson County Circuit “Court” will pile on some sort of an assault with a weapon charge when it is all said and done because there is a disgraceful history of White Patriots being arrested on false charges and convicted by bigoted monsters in biased and amoral court systems in southern states like Kentucky.
Look, the person he shot didn’t die so the ‘no harm, no foul’ rule should apply here. On top of that, the shooting was an accident which occurred while Patriot Brown was cleaning his gun, one of the first rules of gun safety. A gun owner must regularly clean his gun to make sure it works safely and properly when it is needed. What if he hadn’t cleaned his gun, and that inaction caused his gun not to work while his house was being invaded by Mexicans or Muslims? If that had happened, anybody who was in his house would have been killed by these marauders!
So in the long run it certainly is much better somebody, who probably got in Patriot Brown’s way and caused the accidental shooting in the first place, got nothing more than what was probably a superficial flesh wound rather than having everybody in the house killed by Mexicans of Muslims!
Furthermore, this case highlights the injustice of denying felons who have served their sentences their right to own a firearm! We certainly believe some constraints should be placed upon some felons when they return to civilian life. For example, we do not support granting all felons the right to vote after they leave prison. We certainly support some felons getting that right again (as long as they are the right kind of felons if you know what I mean), but there are some who shouldn’t ever be allowed anywhere near a ballot again. I mean, do you really want thugs named D-Money, Smoothie and Shifty deciding the outcome of our electoral process??!!!???
Felon arrested after accidental shooting
9/10/2016
It is time for the Liberal Hate Machine’s vicious attacks of Matt Lauer to end!!!!!!
Matt Lauer from our Manhattan NSPA chapter has been crucified by the disgusting hate mongers on the Liberal Left for the past three days basically for doing nothing more than showing Donald J. Trump, also from our Manhattan NSPA chapter, the deference and respect he deserves! These despicable merchants of misery claim Patriot Lauer treated Crooked Hillary in a dismissive manner and failed to challenge Patriot Trump on lies they claim he told during the Commander-In-Chief forum on NBC because this is one of the dirty tricks they play all the time from Saul Alinsky’s playbook! They try to turn an opponent’s strength (Patriot Lauer’s abilities as a fair moderator) into a liability by destroying the truth and replacing it with an unconscionable false narrative!
Some of these America hating Hillary supporters have even bellowed the hysterical, hyperbolic nonsense that Patriot Lauer was such an embarrassment with his performance that no other employee in the history of NBC News could have possibly been as poorly prepared and poorly equipped to handle the responsibility of being the moderator for this forum.
We here at the NSPA will call them out on this lie and will not let them get away with blithely peddling their obvious disregard for facts. See, we are sure J. Fred Muggs, the Today Show mascot from 1953-1957, would have been more poorly prepared and poorly equipped than Patriot Lauer to moderate the forum!
Let this be a warning to all of those weak willed, incompetent media commentators out there. We are monitoring you, and we will call you out every time to hold you accountable!!!!!!
J. Fred Muggs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Fred_Muggs
9/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun is hunted by the “authorities” basically because Facebook has a well known bias against conservatives!!!!!!!
Zachary Wade Moore Jr. from our Sheffield NSPA chapter is being hunted like a common criminal tonight by the Sheffield “Police” Department for doing nothing more than posting a couple adorable pictures of himself holding his beloved puppy and his beloved gun on Facebook!
See, all this nonsense started when a bunch of hysterical, gun hating, liberal ninnies who reflexively click the ‘Like’ button in response to every single posting of a cute cat picture threw a hissy fit when Patriot Moore posted his cute puppy gun pictures. So then they started trolling the Facebook page for the Sheffield “Police” Department to demand Patriot Moore’s arrest just like Saul Alinsky would have instructed them to do if he were still alive.
Sure enough, the Sheffield “Police” Department caved and announced they would like to talk to Patriot Moore to determine if a crime had been committed. Yeah, right! It’s obvious they want to lure him in to the station to “talk” to him so they can confiscate his gun and have the Colbert County Humane Society remove the puppy from his home (because the “authorities” are always determined to break up the family unit with their nanny state intrusions!) before they throw him in jail.
Furthermore, Facebook ,which is owned by Zuckerberg (need we say anything more?!?), has a well known hatred for conservatives (real Americans) and they use algorithms (whatever the Hell those are) to suppress positive news stories about Patriots! They obviously scrubbed all the positive comments about the pictures from Patriot Moore’s page with those algorithms because they wanted to make Patriot Moore look like a bad guy.
Thankfully this merciless harassment of Patriots will end on November 8 when we get Donald J. Trump in the White House and puppy gun memes can finally replace those pussy ass grumpy cat memes!!!!
Sheffield Police identify man in pictures holding gun to puppy’s head, ask for public’s help to find him
9/8/2016
Donald J. Trump was right. Mexico just agreed to pay to build the wall!!!!!!!!
One of the reasons we have loved (not in a homosexual way, but in a manly love of America kind of way) Donald J. Trump from day one of his candidacy is because he promised to build a beautiful wall between America (home of the Brave!) and Mexico (home of the rapists, murders and drug smugglers with calves the size of cantaloupes!) and make Mexico pay for it!
Sure, all of the elitist monsters in the disgusting media sneered and scoffed that Mexico would never pay for the wall, and just last week Mexico’s President Enrique Peña Nieto tweeted he would never pay for the wall. Well, we here at the NSPA have believed Patriot Trump all along because we know what a master negotiator he is, and today we take great joy in telling all the doubters and internet trolls out there, “Told you so!!!!”
See, we just heard Mexico’s government convened an emergency joint session today and appropriated the funds needed to pay for the wall to be built, and they are demanding a fast track process to build the wall as soon as possible.
We know they took these measures because they see the writing on the wall and understand Donald J. Trump will become the next U.S. President, and they know they are no match for him at the negotiating table so they want to cut their losses and get this resolved as quickly as possible.
We are sure the fact that the Washington Post published an editorial today to propose that the NFL move the Cleveland Browns to Mexico City as a way to expand the NFL brand to a global audience had absolutely nothing to do with the Mexican government’s decision to get the wall built immediately.
We optimized the NFL by moving teams to new cities. Sorry, Cleveland.
9/7/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to prepare himself to save America from an army of genetically engineered Cuban water rats!!!!!!!!
James Cameron Sanders from our Spartanburg NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday by the Spartanburg “Police” and charged with discharging a firearm in the city after he allegedly fired shots from his gun into a swimming pool at his home. When the “police” arrived to the house after getting a 911 call about a gunman shooting into the pool, Patriot Sanders denied he had shot a gun. However, the “police” began snooping around and claimed they found a Wesson .357 that was “fully cocked” on a picnic table and then found bullets in the pool’s deep end.
Then they claimed in their monstrously manipulated arrest report that Patriot Sanders admitted he had shot the gun into the pool because he was upset about just breaking up with his girlfriend of the past six years. However, it is painfully obvious this was simply a cover story concocted by the “authorities” to make Patriot Sanders look like an emotionally unstable, dangerously impulsive baby man who should not have access to firearms.
See, some of the other members of our Spartanburg NSPA chapter told us what really happened. Apparently Patriot Sanders heard from his buddies at Breitbart News and Alex Jones’ Infowars that the Cuban government is planning to unleash an army of genetically engineered Cuban water rats to invade and destroy Florida as their first step toward dismantling America. So Patriot Sanders had simply been taking target practice to destroy a platoon of imaginary Cuban water rats to be well prepared for when the real rats show up on our shores.
I guess this is a fine example of the kind of thanks a Patriot gets for trying to save America while Dictator Obama is in the White House. However, once Donald J. Trump is in the White House, Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Sanders will finally be treated as the heroes they really are!!!!
Upset over a breakup, Spartanburg man shoots gun into pool say police
http://www.wspa.com/2016/09/07/upset-over-a-breakup-spartanburg-man-shoots-gun-into-pool-say-police/
9/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to make sure a black guy didn’t get hit by a car!!!!!!!!
Bryan Oedzes from our Dyer NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with aggravated discharge of a weapon and a hate crime after he allegedly yelled a racial slur and fired a shot from his 9 mm Glock semiautomatic pistol at some black guy, otherwise known as the “victim” in this case.
Sure enough, the local, Patriot hating “authorities” who want to kiss up to the Black Lives Matter crowd are distorting the facts of the case to paint Patriot Oedzes as the bad guy. See, they claimed the “victim” had gotten off a train at 11:30 PM the night of the shooting and was walking along a downtown street when Patriot Oedzes, who was drinking outside with a buddy, spotted the “victim” and yelled at him, “You don’t belong here,” using a racial slur.
Then they claimed Patriot Oedzes pointed his Glock pistol at the “victim”, who fell to the ground and pleaded with Patriot Oedzes not to shoot him. Then they claimed the “victim” got up with his hands in the air and started walking away from Patriot Oedzes. Then they claimed Patriot Oedzes fired his Glock in the “victim’s” direction. Then they claimed the employees at a nearby restaurant which had just closed allowed the “victim” inside and called the “police” for him.
Well, sure enough, the gun hating “police” arrived, determined to arrest Patriot Oedzes and confiscate his gun no matter what the facts were. Sure enough, they claimed they obtained surveillance camera footage, third party witness accounts and a shell casing which supported the “victim’s” story so they felt completely at liberty to ignore Patriot Oedzes’ account (in other words, THE TRUTH!!!).
Patriot Oedzes explained the man appeared highly intoxicated, and he yelled at the “victim” to encourage him to hurry away before he got hit by a car while walking in the street. See, Patriot Oedzes was simply concerned about the well being of the “victim”.
Then Patriot Oedzes explained the “victim” was acting so strangely due to his intoxication that he began to feel threatened so he simply shot his gun into the air to encourage him to leave. Again, Patriot Oedzes took this altruistic action to encourage the “victim” to hurry back to the safe confines of his home.
However, this wouldn’t fit into the narrative the “authorities” wanted to spin against Patriot Oedzes so they arrested him on these false charges. Now Patriot Oedzes must return to court in two weeks to face a pre-trial hearing all because he wanted help a black guy get home safely. See what 8 years of Democrat Party control of the White House has gotten black people. This case represents exactly why they should vote for Donald J. Trump for President. What the hell do they have to lose?!!!????!!!????
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to make sure a black guy didn’t get hit by a car!!!!!!!!
9/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun on the run from the “government” thugs with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife!!!!!!
Shawn Eugene Hof Jr. from our Humboldt County NSPA chapter is being hunted like an animal by Dictator Obama’s and Governor Moonbeam’s shock troops with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife after he allegedly shot at a CDFW wildlife “officer” a couple of weeks ago
Sure enough, the disgusting media has distorted the coverage of this story to make Patriot Hof Jr. look like the bad guy. See, all this nonsense started back on August 21 when Patriot Hof Jr. and a couple of his buddies were hunting deer in a pickup truck on Redwood House Road near HWY 36 when a busybody wildlife “officer” decided to conduct some standard government overreach, or as the media refers to it – “an enforcement stop”, and accused them of using spotlights to poach deer.
Well, Patriot Hof Jr. wasn’t going to listen to some unelected “government” thug (he will only listen to county Sheriffs who refuse to enforce illegal Federal laws) so he allegedly began firing his gun at this CDFW thug. This led to a vehicle pursuit with the suspects crashing their truck off the road. They all fled on foot into the woods. This led the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office and the Humboldt District Attorney’s Office to investigate, and this collection of geniuses fingered Patriot Hof Jr. as the gunman.
To make matters worse for Patriot Hof Jr. , get this, a $10,000 reward is being offered for information leading to his arrest and conviction. The money was raised by the California Wildlife Officers Foundation, the California Waterfowl Association, The Humane Society of the United States, The Sportfishing Alliance and The Nature Conservatory. In other words, the money was raised by the biggest collection of nerds and losers in California besides the Sacramento Model Railroad Historical Society. (Hey, nerds, get a gun and get a life!!!!!)
We call on all of our California NSPA chapters to provide Patriot Hof Jr. safe passage out of California through an underground railroad so he can remain free. We must not let these “government” thugs tell us how to use our public lands so we must stand our ground until we can get Donald J. Trump in the White House to end this nonsense once and for all!!!!!!!
$10,000 reward for man who shot at wildlife officer
http://www.times-standard.com/article/NJ/20160901/NEWS/160909991
Sacramento Model Railroad Historical Society, Inc.
9/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife snuck up on him and scared him…we’re pretty sure!!!!!!
Thomas A. Shockey from our Germantown NSPA chapter was arrested by the Germantown “police” earlier today and is being held in lieu of $1 million bond on suspicion of attempted murder and two counts of felonious assault in the Montgomery County Jail after he allegedly shot his wife in the stomach and hit her in the head at their home.
This is obviously another case of the gun hating “authorities” manipulating the facts of the investigation to serve their agenda to take down another Good Guy With A Gun! See, we called in a behavioral and body language expert, who has done a lot of important work for Fox News to diagnose Crooked Hillary’s multiple ailments by watching snippets of slow motion video of her, to study Patriot Shockey’s mug shot. Our expert determined the look of fear frozen on Patriot Shockey’s face was caused by his wife sneaking up on him and catching him off guard. So in our expert’s opinion, there is no question Patriot Shockey was startled by his wife and thought she was an intruder so he instinctively shot and hit her. The heart breaking irony is that we are sure Patriot Shockey took these actions to protect his wife, only later realizing it was his wife who he shot. It’s kind of like an O. Henry short story with a gun.
Unfortunately, with the gun hating “authorities” in Montgomery County (Democrat Party stronghold, no surprise) doing the bidding of Dictator Obama (who wants to lock up as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible and confiscate all their guns before he sneaks out of the White House) on this case, there is no chance the truth will come out so there will be no tidy, happy ending to this short story! The only happy ending to be found around here will be to get Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!!!!!
Bond $1M for man accused of trying to kill wife in Germantown
9/3/2016
Finally!!!!! Good Guy With A Gun found NOT GUILTY!!!!!!!!
Michael Allen Quinn from our Hemet NSPA chapter was found not guilty on two counts of attempted murder by a jury of his peers (and true Patriots in our humble opinion) yesterday in Riverside County Superior Court.
See, all this nonsense started back in July last year when Patriot Quinn’s inconsiderate neighbor allowed his mixed-breed dog to bark all the time. So Patriot Quinn would occasionally bang on the common wall between the two units to try to get the mutt to shut up. Then the situation escalated when the neighbor got a new roommate who brought a yappy Jack-Russell-Chihuahua (i.e. a dog with Mexican blood – need we say more?) into the home. Well, you can only imagine the sanity corroding cacophony of annoying barks and yelps Patriot Quinn was forced to endure so he increased his banging on the wall.
Patriot Quinn didn’t consider he might be living next to an unstable, emotionally volatile loose cannon prone to impulsive bursts of violence, but he found out soon enough when the neighbor came over with a baseball bat to confront him about the banging on the walls. Patriot Quinn’s son came outside with a broom to stand up to the neighbor. After they both set aside these items, the neighbor’s father arrived to back up his son. Then Patriot Allen arrived right on time to de-escalate the situation by shooting the father and son in their heads with his 38-caliber revolver. The gun apparently had some mechanical problems so the two men didn’t die and were only injured. This provides us with a timely reminder of the importance of good gun maintenance!
Patriot Quinn’s defense attorney explained to the jury Patriot Quinn may have felt threatened and may have been worried about the safety of his son. He then added it was possible Patriot Quinn might have thought the neighbor’s black cell phone could have been a gun so he really had no choice except to shoot the two men in their heads.
Sure enough, the crooked prosecution put up obviously paid off third party witnesses in the neighborhood to lie under testimony that Patriot Quinn had really been the one-sided aggressor in this incident. Then to top it off, the Riverside County Deputy District Attorney made (get this) the totally lame-o, blame the victim argument when she said, “This is not what average people do when they have an argument about a dog.” Then she doubled down on her liberal logic lunacy when she suggested Patriot Quinn could have called the development’s homeowners association or animal control or dialed 911 rather than shooting two men in their heads. LOL!
Thankfully the jury was filled with real Americans who could see through the lies presented to them, and they were able to allow a Good Guy With A Gun to remain free so he can keep his neighbors safe from any un-American types (you know who I mean) who might try to kill them. Sorry, Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary, you can’t win them all!!!!!
Not guilty verdict in barking dog dispute that ended in nonfatal shooting
http://www.pe.com/articles/quinn-812384-jury-wicks.html
9/2/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for protecting himself and a friend from a dangerous man who threatened their lives with a traffic cone!!!!!!
Randall Drescher from our Milwaukee NSPA chapter was forced to appear in an illegitimate court Wednesday to enter a plea of not guilty to one count of first degree reckless homicide for allegedly shooting and killing a 42-year-old man in front of the Milwaukee District 6 “police” station on August 18th. Sure enough, a review of the facts reveals this case is really about the “authorities” wanting to limit our access to firearms!!!!!
See, all this nonsense started on August 18th when Patriot Drescher accompanied a friend who had made arrangements to purchase a gun he found on Craigslist from the seller outside the District 6 “police” station. While they were sitting in a van, some guy walked by and started to threaten them. First, he asked if they were cops. Patriot Drescher told the guy to buzz off, and he claimed the man then threw a traffic cone into the van through the open passenger window. When Patriot Drescher got out of the van to put the cone back, he claimed the man started walking quickly toward him.
Patriot Drescher recognized the seriousness of the situation and told the “police” he feared for his life. So he shot the man multiple times and killed him because he had no other choice. See, the man could have continued to attack Patriot Drescher and his friend with traffic cones. What else was he supposed to do? Also, why don’t we ever hear Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary talk about traffic cone legislation? Do I really need to spell it out for you????? It’s because the two of them are totally owned by the traffic cone lobby!!!!
Since Patriot Drescher was unquestionably justified in the shooting, it is obvious this case is really about Dictator Obama’s master plan to force government regulations on all online gun sales. On top of that, Wisconsin is a swing state so Crooked Hillary wants as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible in jail by November 8 so she can steal Wisconsin’s electoral votes! This is exactly why we must get Donald J. Trump in the White House so we can continue to purchase any gun we want online with no useless, bureaucratic regulations and end the stranglehold the traffic cone lobby has on America!!!!!
Randall Drescher pleads not guilty to charge he shot, killed man outside Milwaukee police station
9/1/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for multiple felonies basically for simply engaging in a little bit of harmless distracted driving!!!!!!
Antonio Fay Bradley from our Evanston, Wyoming NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with (get this) assault in the 2nd degree with a weapon, making terroristic threats and possession of a gun by a convicted felon after he allegedly pointed a gun at a family of three as they all drove along Interstate 94 in St. Cloud.
Once again the disgusting, lying media has engaged in hyperbole and hysterical exaggeration to distort the facts to make Patriot Bradley look like an unstable middle aged white guy simmering with a quiet rage at a life which has become increasingly filled with social isolation and disappointments of his own making for which he can never take responsibility because this caricature feeds their anti-gun, anti-Patriot narrative. I mean, nothing could be further from the truth. Just look at his picture. He looks like a totally well adjusted man who is at complete peace with how his life has turned out.
See, the family was driving along in their car when they claim Patriot Bradley pulled up in his pickup truck along the right side of their car and pointed a gun at them before quickly driving away on the Opportunity Drive exit.
So the scaredy cat family called the “police” to track down Patriot Bradley. The “police” pulled him over as if he were some sort of a criminal. Then they started snooping through his truck and found a 9mm handgun, a BB gun, open beer containers and a sword along with other items.
Patriot Bradley denied pointing a gun at anyone and told the “police” his gun had simply fallen on the floor, and all he did was pick it up while he was driving by the family’s car. This must have been what the family saw, and they mistakenly thought he was pointing the gun at them.
Well, the “police” weren’t going to let the opportunity to jail a Good Guy With A Gun and confiscate his guns go by so they ignored Patriot Bradley’s perfectly believable explanation and socked him with the ridiculous charges so they could throw him in jail. See, they know time is running out, and they must arrest as many Good Guys With A Gun as they can before Donald J. Trump enters the White House because that will be the day insecure, small penised White guys who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out will be back in charge!!!!!
Gun Allegedly Pulled In Road Rage Incident
http://www.knsiradio.com/news/local/gun-allegedly-pulled-road-rage-incident
8/31/2016
Disgusting, arrogant media labels Good Guy With A Gun ‘brain dead’!!!!!!
Kevin Ewing from our West Finley Township NSPA chapter is not only clinging to his life tonight, but he is also dealing with the disgusting, gun hating media referring to him as ‘brain dead’ because the arrogant, elitist reporters are so dismissive of any real Americans who know how to handle a gun!
Furthermore, they are doing their best to portray him as a soulless sociopath because that serves the anti-gun narrative they are determined to peddle. See, they are claiming Patriot Ewing was arrested in July after allegedly holding his wife captive for 11 days so he could tie her up, burn her and torture her. Then they claimed this had only been the latest assault out of years of brutal beatings he inflicted upon his wife. Then they made a big deal out of the fact that the judge allowed him to be released from jail on just a $100,000 bond, which a bondsman easily covered. Then they claimed he removed an electronic monitoring device from his ankle yesterday and kidnapped his wife at gunpoint. Then they claimed Patriot Ewing shot (once in the head and once in the body) and killed her at a secluded barn.
See, the disgusting media will distort the facts in this exact manner as long as it helps them push their agenda. They don’t care what impact this distorted “journalism” will have on the lives of those of us in the Patriot community because they have no consideration for the lives of other human beings. Human life is a cheap, disposable commodity to them which they have no problem discarding to satisfy their selfish whims, insecurities and impulses.
Then they gleefully reported Patriot Ewing shot himself in the head and is now barely alive in the hospital, which provided them the opening they needed to deliver a pejorative cheap shot to Patriot Ewing by referring to him as ‘brain dead’ because they view any White man with a gun as a mindless thug. We must elect Donald J. Trump President so he can finally put the disgusting media in its place and end the hateful anti-gun propaganda they spew into the public discourse which stops Good Guys With A Gun from being recognized as the protectors and heroes they really are!!!
Man accused of abducting, killing wife declared brain dead
8/30/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he was a man too proud to run!!!!!!!
Gary Cooper (yes, the name which is synonymous with a stoic, laconic lone gunman who acts as a last line of defense to save his community) from our Marysville NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with two counts of attempted murder level 1 felonies, two counts of criminal recklessness level 3 felonies, two counts of aggravated battery level 6 felonies and two counts of pointing a firearm level 6 felonies after he allegedly shot his brother and his nephew in the head.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Cooper and his brother got in an argument Saturday at their mother’s house. Patriot Cooper began to walk away from the house, and his brother followed him in a truck. This led to another argument so Patriot Cooper pulled out his trusty Ruger .380 pistol and allegedly shot his brother in the head.
Well, the two of them returned to their mother’s house to continue their argument. Then Patriot Cooper had to face off against his nephew, who decided to poke his nose in on the altercation and took the side of the brother just because he was bleeding from a gunshot wound to the head . Sure enough, Patriot Cooper had no choice except to shoot his nephew in the head. See, just like Gary Cooper in ‘High Noon’, Patriot Cooper had nobody but himself to rely on to stand up to those who wished to do him harm.
See, Patriot Cooper isn’t looking for a nanny state “government” to keep him safe. No, he is a Patriot who only needs his gun to keep him safe. So that is exactly why the insecure “officers” with the Clark County Sheriff’s Department were determined to take him down and confiscate his guns. If the townspeople see that a well armed Patriot can maintain law and order, the venal public “law enforcement officers” will be out of a cushy job!!!! That is exactly why Patriot Cooper has no chance at getting a fair trial, and that is exactly why we must get Donald J. Trump in the White House so Patriots can walk freely with any gun they want to maintain the law and order and make America great again!!!!!!
Marysville man shoots brother, nephew
8/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for protecting himself from an unruly mob baying at the edges of his property!!!!!!
Benjamin Thomas Beckham from our Thurston County NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with two counts of second-degree assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly confronted a group of seven people on his neighbor’s property and pointed his Sig Sauer Misquito, a beauty of a .22-caliber semiautomatic pistol, at them while smelling of heavy alcohol consumption.
Well, sure enough, the lamestream, liberal, disgusting media has put all of the blame with this incident squarely on Patriot Beckham’s shoulders while downplaying the role the neighbors played in provoking him to the point that he had no choice except to stand his ground against them.
See, it all started when seven friends congregated on the back patio of Patriot Beckham’s neighbor’s house at the ungodly hour of 8:00 PM and began listening to music from one of their cell phones. Who hasn’t experienced the headache inducing low bass frequency throb and the eardrum piercing high frequency slash of music blasting from a cell phone? Apparently Patriot Beckham had been trying to enjoy a few fleeting moments of repose and quietude with the tranquilizing tonic of alcohol when his respite was destroyed by the disturbing din emitting from that infernal cell phone!
So who among you can blame Patriot Beckham for marching over to the neighbor’s house to brandish his semiautomatic pistol at the inconsiderate sods lurking by his property? This is exactly why we need unfettered access to excessively powerful firearms. This is exactly why the gun hating “authorities” view Patriot Beckham to be such a threat, which explains why they arrested him and confiscated his gun! This is exactly why we must get Donald J. Trump elected to the White House to make sure this government overreach comes to an end!!!!!
Thurston County man accused of pointing gun at neighbors over music
http://www.theolympian.com/news/local/crime/article98716977.html
8/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun stays completely chill even in the face of these totally bogus charges!!!!
Ryan Berry from our Arundel NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with domestic violence conduct with a dangerous weapon and two counts of domestic violence assault. See, the corrupt “authorities” claim Patriot Berry hit a woman who then fled to her aunt’s house where he later confronted both women and pointed a gun at them.
Then to make matters worse, the “authorities” took Patriot Berry to the York County jail where he has to stay until his court appearance tomorrow at 1:00 PM. We are proud to report Patriot Berry isn’t letting any of these ridiculous charges get him down as his mug shot clearly shows. See, this is taking place in Maine so Patriot Berry knows Maine’s Governor and charter NSPA member Paul LePage will have his back.
Sure, Patriot LePage has been busy recently looking out for black enemies coming to Maine and battling a dishonest Democrat Party “lawmaker” by calling him out with what the disgusting lamestream media called a homophobic slur, but he will certainly have the time to go to bat for one of his own and get these phony charges dismissed. Patriot LePage won’t let Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary take down Patriot Berry because Maine is the last bastion of sanity in America!!!!! Patriot LePage already made Maine great again, and now it’s time for the other 49 states to step up by getting Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!!!!!
Deputies: York County man pointed gun at 2 women
http://www.wmtw.com/news/deputies-york-county-man-pointed-gun-at-woman-aunt/41410294
Maine Governor Uses Homophobic Slur While Challenging Lawmaker To Prove He’s A Racist
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paul-lepage-voicemail_us_57c046d6e4b04193420eb84d
8/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun facing the death penalty basically because his estranged ex-wife didn’t fulfill her obligation on the sweat equity home they were supposed to build together!!!!!
Ronald Haskell from our Cache Valley NSPA chapter wisely skipped his court hearing yesterday because everybody knows the “judicial” system in America is rigged against a Good Guy With A Gun, and sure enough the system revealed its crooked ways when word leaked out Patriot Haskell will be facing the death penalty in his upcoming trial for allegedly shooting and killing a husband and wife and four of their five children. It really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anybody who has been paying attention to what has been happening to America for the past 7 ½ years (how’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ out for ya?) that the “prosecutor” and the “judge” made no mention of Patriot Haskell’s estranged ex-wife’s role in all of this because they want to make him out to be the bad guy!
See, before Patriot Haskell’s wife ran out on him and left him high and dry, they were building a sweat equity house together. Well, she didn’t live up to her end of the bargain, claiming she was the victim of domestic violence as her excuse for welching on their deal. To make matters worse, she took their four children with her. Now how in the hell was he supposed to build the house all by himself?
So back in July 2014 Patriot Haskell simply tried to find his estranged ex-wife (because a deal is a deal after all, and he didn’t have a house to live in) so he visited her sister’s house to see if she was hiding there to avoid her responsibilities and commitments. Well, his estranged ex-wife wasn’t there. Now the details get murky because we don’t know yet the nature of the threat the sister, her husband and four of their five children posed to Patriot Haskell, but it must have been serious because he was forced to shoot and kill (allegedly) all of them to end the threat.
We know all too well, though, we will never get any information about the threat they posed because the system is rigged so the “authorities” will go through the motions of an “impartial” trial so they can put all the blame on him and stick him with the death penalty. It’s as if the “prosecutor” and “judge” in this case have a sweat equity deal to work together to dismantle the foundation of American justice!!!!!!
Former valley man could get death penalty in Texas
8/26/2016
National Small Penis Association communications director recovering from accidental self inflicted gun shot wound to his forehead which occurred while watching Jaelin and Brianna’s video about their “traumatic experience” in Chicago!!!!!!
We apologize that we must break format today and not post a story about a Good Guy With A Gun being persecuted by the “authorities” because our NSPA communications director was injured today in our headquarters by an accidental self inflicted gun shot wound to his forehead. The doctor has thankfully reported he will be fine so we will be able to resume our standard format tomorrow.
Earlier today our communications director was researching online stories about the endless number of shootings in Democrat Party controlled Chicago when he stumbled upon a story about the travails Jaelin and Brianna White encountered during the one day they lived in Chicago before moving back home to Arizona.
Apparently something caused our communications director to put his Glock G23 to his forehead and pull the trigger while listening to Jaelin and Brianna talk about their Chicago experience on their Youtube channel. We are still investigating what exactly happened, but the Summit County Public Health Director has just released a public service announcement to beseech anybody who plans on watching Jaelin and Brianna’s video to lock up their guns before they start watching it. You have been warned!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RAZF4kJIh4
CHICAGO POKES FUN AT TERRIFIED COUPLE WHO MOVED TO CITY, LEFT AFTER 1 DAY
8/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for simply trying to secure the borders of his backyard and because some losers who live out their empty lives on Facebook and have too much time on their hands aren’t able to let bygones be bygones!!!!!!
Anthony Shaw from our Odin NSPA chapter was forced to appear yesterday in the Marion County Courthouse to plead guilty to a reduced misdemeanor charge of aggravated cruelty to an animal and was sentenced to 30 days in the Marion County Jail. He was forced to endure all of this because he was originally charged with felony animal cruelty after he shot and killed his neighbor’s golden retriever Jake all the way back in November 2013.
According to the report filed by a “deputy” with the Marion County “Sheriff’s” Department, Patriot Shaw admitted to shooting the dog while it was in his backyard because he was tired of chasing dogs out of his yard. Only somebody who has been confronted by a vicious golden retriever knows there really is no option in a situation like this except to shoot and kill the dog. It’s either you or the dog who’s going to walk away alive from the backyard.
That’s an obvious call to us, but apparently it’s a “criminal” offense in Marion County. Furthermore, this act of self defense which occurred nearly 3 years ago would have quietly been forgotten as it should have been if it hadn’t been for the selfish, irresponsible actions of a bunch of anti-gun, socially inept losers, who love dogs more than humans because they are such big weirdos that nobody wants to hang out with them, who decided to stir up trouble by creating, get this, a “Justice For Jake” Facebook page and put up post after post to vilify Patriot Shaw for nearly three years. I mean, what kind of losers have lives so devoid of meaningful human contact and purposeful activity that they have time to post something on Facebook about their “righteous cause” every day for years?
Well, thanks to Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary, they got their way, and now Patriot Shaw has to go to jail for defending himself and his property. Get ready because they’re coming for you next!!!!!
Rural Odin Man Pleads Guilty for Shooting Neighbor’s Dog
8/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to keep the Anson County Courthouse safe from Mexican Muslim terrorists!!!!!!!
Kurtis Russell from our Lilesville NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with, get this, terrorism, larceny of a firearm, possession of a weapon of mass destruction, possession of a weapon at a courthouse, going armed to the terror of the people (WTF?) and possession of a firearm by a felon after he allegedly paid a visit to the Anson County Courthouse with an assault rifle and after the “authorities” snooped around his home and “found” homemade explosives and weapons.
See, all this nonsense started last week when Patriot Russell brought an assault rifle to the Anson County Courthouse and pointed it at the front door. Look, we heard from some of the other members of the Lilesville NSPA chapter that Patriot Russell brought the gun to the courthouse simply out of concern some Mexican Muslim terrorists might show up to hurt somebody. After all, you never know what kind of an unstable crackpot might show up to the courthouse with the intention of hurting somebody.
We can only be thankful that Patriot Russell took on the responsibility to patrol the courthouse to keep everybody safe. Unfortunately, an armed security guard assigned to the courthouse chased him away because we’re sure he didn’t want Patriot Russell to get any of the credit for saving the day in case those terrorists showed up.
So then the “authorities” invaded Patriot Russell’s home and started snooping around until they found explosive devices and an AR-15 rifle, which he obviously had on hand so he can make use of them when the Mexican Muslim terrorists start causing trouble. Then to really stick it to him, the “authorities” put his bail at 5 million dollars. ( #overkill )
So once again we have a clear case here in which Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary have tried to criminalize gun ownership and to suppress the vote of a Good Guy With A Gun because we’re sure he’ll still be locked up in jail on November 8th so he can’t vote for Donald J. Trump!!!!!!
Anson Co. man charged with terrorism after gun pointed at courthouse
8/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because a couple of punk asses couldn’t show him the respect he deserves!!!!!
Doyle Gabbert from our Mills NSPA chapter was frog marched today to the Natrona County Circuit Court to be bound over to District Court to face one count of aggravated robbery, three counts of aggravated assault, two counts of larceny, one count of being a felon in possession of a firearm and one count of possession of a deadly weapon with intent to threaten the life of another, which are all obviously bogus charges.
See, all this nonsense started back on August 9 when Patriot Gabbert was driving along, minding his own business, when he was allegedly forced to fire one shot at another motorist who almost crashed into his car. We would like to point out it’s not like he killed the other driver or anything. All he did was shatter the car’s back window.
Now let’s be real. Anybody who has seen those Safelight AutoGlass commercials on tv knows how easy it is to get car windows replaced nowadays. Besides, as the commercials point out, most insurance companies cover the cost of the service so we really don’t see what the big deal is here with this alleged incident.
Then two days later Patriot Gabbert had to go through this nonsense all over again. See, Patriot Gabbert was minding his own business in a parking lot at Ridley’s Family Market, a well known hangout for trouble makers in Mills, when he was forced to defend himself against these aforementioned trouble makers by allegedly aggressively confronting them and aiming a firearm at them.
See, these trouble makers made up a ridiculous story in which, get this, they claimed Patriot Gabbert had almost gotten into a collision with one of them. They claimed Patriot demanded the keys to one of their vehicles. It was at this point they claimed he pulled the gun on them. Then to make matters worse a couple of busybody “police officers” showed up to escalate the situation. Luckily, Patriot Gabbert was able to escape in a small sedan which he must have borrowed.
Then the busybody “police officers” kept pursuing him and stopped him near the Hobby Lobby on East Second Street. Fortunately, Patriot Gabbert was able to escape and borrow a mini-van from a nearby storage facility. Unfortunately, he crashed the van, probably because he got cut off the road by some woman driver who wasn’t watching the road because she was gabbing away on her cell phone. Luckily, he was near a beverage store while a Coca Cola delivery was being made, and Patriot Gabbert was able to borrow the Coca Cola freight truck.
Unfortunately, the “police officers” then had a “police dog” attack Patriot Gabbert before he was able to drive away in the truck, and Patriot Gabbert was forced to surrender.
Now here’s what really burns us up about these cases. When the “police officers” interrogated Patriot Gabbert about the separate shootings, they completely dismissed his perfectly legitimate explanation that he pulled his gun in both situations because he felt he had been disrespected. They didn’t care about this explanation because all they cared about was locking him up and confiscating his gun.
See, the real issue here is the lack of respect given to insecure, small penised, White men in America today. We are the last remaining minority group which can still be openly mocked and persecuted because we don’t qualify for unconditional protection by the political correctness police!!!! However, if Donald J. Trump is elected President, we will finally get the respect we deserve!!!!!
Man Chased Through Casper, Will Be Tried On Road Rage Charges
8/22/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for making the unfortunate choice to look for a roommate through Craigslist!!!!!!
Zachary Penton from our Maricopa County NSPA chapter (which happens to be one of our largest thanks to the recruiting efforts of chapter chairman Sheriff Joe!) was arrested yesterday after he allegedly shot and killed his roommate before calling 911 to turn himself in.
Sure enough, the disgusting media has rushed to sensationalize the series of social media posts Patriot Penton has made over the past few years to fantasize about obtaining a gun and killing people. See, once again, the disgusting media wants to make this all about “gun violence” so they can push their anti-gun agenda to do the bidding of that Muslim Dictator Obama and his henchwoman Crooked Hillary.
For example, they made a bid deal out of how Patriot Penton purchased his first gun in June and tweeted: “Holy shit, buying a gun is so easy.” Then they made a big deal out of this Tweet he posted on Friday: “I need to move out of my place before I viciously murder my roommates.”
It is obvious, though, that the disgusting media is lamely trying to use the magician’s art of misdirection by printing an endless list of these types of social media posts by Patriot Penton because they want to peddle the false narrative that this is a story about the horrible consequences of an emotionally immature and unstable sociopath getting his hands on a gun.
See, they want you to overlook the fact that this is really a story about the dangers of getting a roommate through Craigslist. Patriot Penton tried to explain to the “authorities” he had no choice but to defend himself after his roommate started scuffling with him after Patriot Penton told him he would have to move out. Unfortunately, Patriot Penton has now learned too late that you never know what kind of a dangerous lunatic you might encounter if you solicit for a roommate through Craigslist. How many times must there be a story about a murder resulting from a Craigslist ad before our ineffectual government finally does something to crack down on Craigslist with some sort of sensible regulation and legislation??!!!???!!!!
‘Holy s**t, buying a gun is so easy’: Firearm-obsessed man warns on Twitter that he wanted to ‘viciously murder’ his roommate – before ‘doing just that’
8/21/2016
Look, no matter how the disgusting media tries to twist and manipulate the narrative of this case, this story isn’t about gun violence….at least not exclusively gun violence!!!!!!
Derrick Dearman from our Citronelle NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with six counts of murder and two counts of kidnapping after he allegedly brutally killed five people and an unborn child while they slept in a home where his estranged girlfriend and her 3-month-old baby were hiding from him. After allegedly committing the six ghastly murders which managed to horrify veteran police officers investing the case, Patriot Dearman allegedly kidnapped his estranged girlfriend and her infant daughter.
Patriot Dearman then allegedly drove them to his father’s house before releasing them and turning himself in to the Greene County Sheriff’s Office.
Sure enough, the disgusting media is trying to distort the coverage of this case by making Patriot Dearman look like an unspeakably horrible, selfish, soulless, sociopathic baby man who hides behind a gun to destroy countless lives because he lacks the emotional strength to be a real man. See, we would like to point out the “authorities” are saying Patriot Dearman used multiple weapons besides his gun in his killing spree. The “authorities” haven’t identified any of the other weapons yet because they obviously want to keep the focus on the gun Patriot Dearman used, undoubtedly with the hopes of scoring Federal local law enforcement funding from Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary Clinton by pushing their anti-gun agenda!
So to any Social Justice Warrior internet trolls out there who are getting ready to put up posts about Patriot Dearman on their Reddit anti-gun memes, keep in mind he used weapons other than just a gun!!!! Nice try, losers!!!!!!!!
Alabama house of horrors: Man uses ‘multiple instruments’ to kill five people including a pregnant woman in their beds at secluded home where his ex was hiding in ‘worst case cops have ever seen’
8/20/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to provide good pool maintenance!!!!!!
Shawn Hrestak from our Boiling Springs NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with simple assault, endangering the welfare of children, possession of a weapon and recklessly endangering another person after he allegedly fired one round from his Ruger 9mm into a swimming pool occupied by his sister and his 5-year-old daughter.
Sure enough, this is a case in which the disgusting media is trying to manipulate the facts to make Patriot Hrestak look like an unstable and impulsively violent goon who shouldn’t have access to a gun in order to push their pro-Hillary agenda.
See, we heard from some of the other members in our Boiling Springs NSPA chapter that the swimming pool was full of algae, and Patriot Hrestak had been concerned about the health risk this posed to his sister and 5-year-old daughter who were in the pool. If too much algae builds up in the pool, it can get all over the pool ladder stairs and make them slippery, which could have caused his sister or daughter to slip and hit their heads on something while getting out of the pool.
So we figure Patriot Hrestak shot into the pool to break up all the algae rather than using all those dangerous pool chemicals. Everybody who has ever gotten out of a pool with burning eyes and itchy skin knows exactly what I’m talking about when it comes to those dangerous chemicals.
However, the “authorities” who were dispatched to “investigate” this minor incident had no interest in discovering the truth because they had their marching orders to lock up Patriot Hrestak and confiscate his gun. Once again, we have another case of an NSPA member being locked up in jail on bogus charges in the run up to the Presidential election in the swing state of Pennsylvania, surely to prevent him from voting for Donald J. Trump. Patriot Trump warned us that cheating is the only way crooked Hillary could possibly win Pennsylvania. If this case doesn’t prove it to you, nothing will!!!!!
Police: Boiling Spring man fired shot into occupied swimming pool
http://www.fox43.com/2016/08/09/police-boiling-spring-man-fired-shot-into-occupied-swimming-pool/
8/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to an unstable, dangerous driver capable of hurting somebody while behind the wheel of his car!!!!!!!
Scott Swearingen from our Las Cruces NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed his handgun at another driver. Sure enough, the disgusting media is covering up the fact that this incident was entirely the fault of the other driver.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Swearingen was minding his own business while driving his silver Ford pickup truck along Roadrunner Parkway. Well, from out of nowhere, this unstable, impulsive driver in another car drove up on Patriot Swearingen’s rear and started rudely honking at him as he passed the truck because he felt Patriot Swearingen was driving too slowly. In fact we found out from some of the other members of our Las Cruces NSPA chapter that Patriot Swearingen was driving slowly because he wanted to make sure he didn’t run over any roadrunners or coyotes.
Patriot Swearingen immediately recognized he was in the company of a dangerous, road rage driver so he allegedly pulled out his gun and pointed it at this other driver to stand his ground in his truck. Then to show the other driver he wasn’t screwing around, Patriot Swearingen began driving aggressively toward him.
Then to really, really show the other driver he wasn’t screwing around, Patriot Swearingen drove through a red light to catch up to the other car and purposefully made it look like he lost control of his truck as it went over the center median and then crashed through a rock wall and heavily damaged an electrical transformer. See, this is a textbook example of how you get into the head of another driver who is trying to intimidate you.
Right on cue, though, the big shots on the Las Cruces “police” department swarmed all over Patriot Swearingen to arrest him and confiscate his gun. This is yet another reminder (as if you need one) of why we must get Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can bring law and order to America. Ever since Dictator Obama sauntered into the White House, the only place in America where you could find any law and order has been on the TNT cable channel where they seemingly feel compelled to show reruns of ‘Law and Order’ 4 hours every day. Change is coming.
Road rage suspect detained after crash
8/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his mother was being all passive aggressive on his ass about his need to lose some weight!!!!!!
Brandon Mason from our Chambersburg NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, making terroristic threats, simple assault and reckless endangerment last night after being forced to endure an 8-hour standoff with the state “police” Special Emergency Response Team all because he allegedly pointed a semi-automatic firearm at his mother.
Sure enough, the disgusting lamestream media is trying to make Patriot Mason look like the bad guy here when it was really his mother’s fault all of this happened in the first place. See, all the trouble started earlier in the day when Patriot Mason discovered his mother had moved his exercise equipment from another family member’s home to her home. Since Patriot Mason lives with his mother, it is obvious she was trying to tell him in her womanly, passive aggressive, overbearing motherly way that she thinks he needs to begin using his exercise equipment consistently because she feels he has become too heavy.
Well, Patriot Mason had no choice except to begin knocking things off counters, shoving the refrigerator and kicking a recliner and table before getting his semi-automatic handgun. Then he had no choice except to load a magazine in the gun and point the gun at his mother’s chest from two feet away. As Patriot Mason took another step toward her to emphasize his point, he had no choice except to kick his mother’s dog.
Rather than apologize for the head games she was trying to play on him, she grabbed the dog and ran out of the house. Then to compound the problems she had created for Patriot Mason by trying to body shame him in her insidious manner, she went and called the “police”, which led to the totally unnecessary 8-hour armed standoff just because the “police” were aware Patriot Mason owns two 9mm pistols, a 45-caliber pistol, a 7.62 rifle and a Kevlar vest.
Well, it really shouldn’t be any surprise that the standoff was rigged against Patriot Mason, and he was forced to surrender. Sadly, Patriot Mason now must rot away in the county jail until his preliminary hearing scheduled for August 30. Should it be any surprise that this persecution of Patriot Mason is being orchestrated in swing state Pennsylvania? See, wouldn’t it be very convenient if Patriot Mason is stuck in jail past November 8 so he is not able to cast his vote for Donald J. Trump? Like we’ve said all along, the election will be rigged so Crooked Hillary can steal the White House!!!!!!
Police arrest man accused of pointing gun at mom
8/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply conducting Extreme Vetting™ of his Lebanese neighbors!!!!!!!
Stanley Vernon Majors from our Tulsa NSPA chapter was arrested Friday on suspicion of first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his 37-year-old Lebanese neighbor. Sure enough, the disgusting “journalists” at ratings challenged CNN were all too ready to jump on this story so they could spin the coverage to fit their anti-gun, pro-Hillary agenda.
See, they started reporting all kinds of the biased “facts” by claiming Patriot Majors had terrorized the family of the shooting “victim” for years. For example, they documented the times Patriot Majors regularly called them ‘dirty Arabs’ and ‘filthy Lebanese’ and yelled at them to leave the neighborhood. Then to rile up the Black Lives Matter crowd they had to go and report Patriot Majors called the black man who cared for the family’s lawn the N-word.
Then they had to go and report the family got a protective order to forbid Patriot Majors from having any contact with them back in 2013. However, Patriot Majors wouldn’t let this keep him down, and he continued screaming and yelling at them for the past 3 years. Then they had to go and report how last year Patriot Majors had an accident while driving his car when the mother of the shooting “victim” got in the way of his car and forced him to run over her and seriously injure her.
Then they had to report Patriot Majors was charged with felony assault for this accident, which we feel she probably caused, and was released from jail in May while waiting for his case to go to trial next year. Then they had to go and report the shooting “victim” became concerned Friday when he discovered Patriot Majors had obtained a gun. Then they had to go and report the shooting “victim” called the Tulsa “Police” to report his concerns. The “police” came to the house but rightly explained to the shooting “victim” there was nothing they could do. Then they had to go and report Patriot Majors allegedly shot and killed the shooting “victim” minutes after the “police” left.
Good luck finding any reporting on the actual truth here. Patriot Majors had simply been conducting Extreme Vetting™ all these years to make sure no dangerous Arabs were sneaking into the neighborhood. After all, the family of the shooting “victim” moved here from Lebanon back in the early 80s so how were we to know what they were really up to? Sure, some people will claim they moved here to find a better life and to escape the violence of early 80s Lebanon, but a lot of people we know are saying they might have come here to establish a sleeper cell.
This is exactly why we need to get Doanld J. Trump elected President because once he is in the White House we won’t have to put up with any of these people from Lebanon being allowed to come to America to move into our neighborhoods to inflict whatever hate and violence they have in their hearts!!!!!
Family: Son killed by neighbor who called him ‘dirty Arab’
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/16/us/tulsa-arab-american-shooting-trnd/index.html
8/16/2016
Good Guy With A Gun attacked by the disgusting liberal media determined to spread lies about what he said!!!!!!
Al Baldasaro from our Londonderry NSPA chapter and co-chair of Donald J. Trump’s national veterans coalition is the latest victim of the disgusting lamestream media, which is guided by the singular goal of destroying the lives of true Patriots by misrepresenting their words in order to ensure Crooked Hillary Clinton gets elected President.
See, back in July Patriot Baldasaro simply made the salient point that the government only has one rational response to Crooked Hillary Clinton’s use of a personal email server while serving as Secretary of State when he said, “Hillary Clinton should be put in the firing line and shot for treason.”
Sure enough, the disgusting, hate filled, liberal media has spent the past month flailing at Patriot Baldasaro by implying he supports the idea of somebody taking Crooked Hillary Clinton out. So today Patrtiot Baldasaro was forced to state publicly he was in no way advocating for the assassination of Crooked Hillary Clinton with those comments. No, he was simply pointing out she should be executed for treason. Then again, should we be the least bit surprised the disgusting liberal media is tone deaf to nuance?
To get an idea of how grossly the disgusting media has distorted Patriot Baldasaro’s image, take a look at his loving wedding photograph from his marriage ceremony back in 2013.
Now that’s a true American Patriot and proud small penised White man, not the cartoonishly abominable sociopath the disgusting media tries to present him as by reporting what he says!!!!! #disgustingmedia
Trump Adviser Clarifies: Clinton Should Be Executed, Not Assassinated
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/al-baldasaro-clinton-should-be-executed-not-assassinated
8/15/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to teach a car full of teenagers a lesson about the dangers of reckless driving!!!!!!!
Fredric (Dale) Spencer from our Alex NSPA chapter and the owner of the Alex Arms and Instruction gun shop, which provides wonderful one stop shopping for all of your gun supply needs, was arrested Saturday night and is being held on suspicion of assault and battery, two counts of felony pointing of a firearm and multiple counts of reckless behavior with a firearm after he allegedly assaulted a female gas station clerk and pointed an AR-15 at a car full of teenagers.
Sure enough, though, this is simply another case of the disgusting media reporting lies and distorting the truth just to make Patriot Spencer look like an erratic, untrustworthy, unstable buffoon by reporting what he says and does.
According to the “police” report, a car full of juveniles passed Patriot Spencer on Highway 19 because he was driving too slowly. So Patriot Spencer allegedly followed the car into the Chisholm Corner gas station and pulled up right beside them in his SUV. He then allegedly got out and asked, “Do you want to flip me off to my face, you little bitch?” The “police” report then stated multiple witnesses confirmed Patriot Spencer struck the juveniles’ vehicle with the stock of an AR-15 rifle and continued to yell at them.
Then some busybody woman who works in the gas station store had to poke her nose in on Patriot Spencer’s business by coming out to the gas pumps to tell him to leave. Well, Patriot Spencer had to stand his ground so he allegedly pushed the nagging woman down and pointed a pistol at her chest. He then allegedly screamed, “Stay back or I will shoot you.”
Patriot Spencer then allegedly pointed the gun at one of the juveniles before holstering his gun and driving off to go home, where he was later arrested as reported by The Express-Star. Now the big shot Grady County District Attorney plans to file charges tomorrow to really rub it in.
Look, Patriot Spencer was obviously trying to use role playing techniques to teach the teenagers in the other car to be more careful when driving because you never know what explosively dangerous lunatics you might encounter on the road. We can guarantee you after today that the teenagers will never again drive recklessly and give the middle finger to total strangers on the road. If anything, their parents should be thanking Patriot Spencer for keeping their children safe in the future.
As for the busybody broad, Patriot Spencer was also obviously using role playing techniques to teach her how unwise it is to get in the middle of disputes between strangers because you never know when you might encounter a hate filled monster who is bitterly disappointed with how his life turned out and is desperately waiting for the slightest provocation to vent his rage at the world.
However, none of Patriot Spencer’s selfless deeds got reported by the disgusting and spineless media because they have a vested interest in ridiculing and marginalizing real Patriots who could really make some positive changes in America. This is yet another reminder that we must get Donald J. Trump elected to the White House so something can finally be done to bring this disgusting media in line!!!!
Alex gun shop owner accused of assaulting woman, recklessly pointing AR-15 at juveniles
8/14/2016
NSPA Executive Council calls an emergency session today because the rigged Olympics are a chilling warning of the rigged election that will put Hillary Clinton in the White House unless we take action now!!!!!
Well, now that Ibtihaj Muhammad and Simone Manuel have been handed their Olympics medals from the International Olympic Committee, there is no doubt the Olympics are rigged. These very same global power brokers are planning to rig the upcoming Presidential election to steal it from Donald J. Trump so they can hand the office to Crooked Hillary Clinton so she can usher in their One World Government nightmare agenda.
Thankfully Donald J. Trump is wise to this and has started warning the country that the fix is in on the election. He alone knows the plan for the rigged election is the only way Crooked Hillary can win so he has called for Election Observers to keep an eye out for all the Democrat Party hustlers who will be up to their tricks on November 8th in certain types of neighborhoods if you know what I mean.
We here at the NSPA Headquarters have decided in today’s emergency Executive Council session to watch Donald’s back on election day in Ohio. We will be volunteering as Election Observers at polling locations, looking out for those certain types of fraudulent voters (do I even need to go into any more detail than that?) who will be turning out in droves to cast their illegal votes for Crooked Hillary.
I’ve volunteered to watch the polls in Pepper Pike, Gary is covering Hunting Valley, Gus is covering Hudson, Joe from Columbus will be covering Bexley and Karl will be covering Bath. So now that we have those important locations covered, we need volunteers to cover East Cleveland, the Hough and Glenville neighborhoods in Cleveland, the Lane-Wooster neighborhood in Akron, the Over-The-Rhine neighborhood in Cincinnati and the Five Oaks neighborhood in Dayton. Please contact us as soon as possible if you are interested in protecting democracy and ensuring Crooked Hillary doesn’t steal this election from Donald J. Trump!!!!
Donald Trump Solicits Election Observers to Beat ‘Rigged Election’
8/13/2016
Good Guy With A Gun stands up to the “authorities” by refusing their plea deal and manages to check off every item on my bucket list over the course of the past 8 months!!!!!!!
Back in December we reported on the bogus arrest of Robert Webster from our Durhamville NSPA chapter for allegedly pulling off to the side of the road by a farm and shooting and killing a family’s “beloved” horse. We clearly documented back then why he was innocent in the face of the ridiculous charges related to this shooting. Today we are proud to announce brave Patriot Webster refused to bow down to Dictator Obama’s hideous henchmen who call the shots at the Oneida County Court on Thursday by refusing their plea deal on the charges he is facing for aggravated animal cruelty and reckless endangerment. Patriot Webster is determined to take this case to trial so he can show the “authorities” they can’t get away with their bullying tactics anymore!
Furthermore, Patriot Webster has lived life to the fullest since his bogus arrest for the alleged horse shooting. Since his arrest in December, Patriot Webster has also been arrested for setting his father’s house on fire, impersonating an FBI agent and disrupting a church service. Patriot Webster is living proof that the “authorities” can’t keep a Good Guy With A Gun down no matter what they throw at him!!!! #yolo
Webster Rejects Plea Offer
http://www.wibx950.com/webster-rejects-plea-offer/
8/12/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically………..come to think of it, maybe he doesn’t want me writing about him so I’ll just quietly let this one pass….not that I would have any reason to be scared of him or anything.
Jeffrey Giddings from our Klamath Falls NSPA chapter was arrested Monday after taking a female hostage at a Subway restaurant and getting in a shootout with “officers” from the Gladstone “Police” Department. I was all prepared to write a lengthy defense of Patriot Giddings’ actions, but as I thought about it I figured maybe I would hold off in this case.
See, I drove my mother to the Noah’s Ark replica Ark Encounter exhibit and the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky earlier today. We had a great time, but I spent a lot of time driving so I’m really, really tired, and I figure I should just go to bed right now and skip writing any more about this case.
It’s not like I’m scared I might write something Patriot Giddings doesn’t like, which might cause him to come looking for me after he’s done serving any time he might get for the little misunderstanding that occurred with the Gladstone “Police” Department. No, I’m just exhausted so I’m going to call it a night right now because I have to wake up early tomorrow morning to bring my mother to the Ernest Angley Cathedral Buffet for breakfast.
Felon with white pride facial tattoos identified as suspect in Oregon cop shooting
8/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he has an annoying girlfriend who forced him to go to an insufferable, all day wine tasting event!!!!!!
Louis Joseph Bianco from our Saylorsburg NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with aggravated assault and recklessly endangering another person after he allegedly shot his girlfriend in the lower back in her bedroom. What infuriates us about this case is that the “police” who investigated this accident didn’t do their jobs and bother to connect the dots to show it was actually Patriot Bianco’s girlfriend’s fault that all of this nonsense happened in the first place.
See, prior to the shooting Patriot Bianco had been forced to spend the entire day with his girlfriend at a wine tasting event at the Blue Ridge Estate Vineyard and Winery. Obviously she forced him to go against his sensible will because the only reason you’ll ever see a guy (at least a manly guy, if you know what I mean) at a wine tasting event is because some woman dragged him there.
Well, Patriot Bianco gutted it out and downed a few glasses of wine while being confronted by the awful reality of the constraints forced upon him by the unbearably slow linear passage of time at that damn wine tasting event that he never would have had to go to if he had never met that girlfriend who was gradually destroying his manhood and essence of being with these wily, womanly manipulations like dragging him to this damn frou frou wine tasting.
Understandably, when they got back to her apartment he wanted to reaffirm his manhood so he got out his gun and was in the middle of the manly act of showing her how to use it when it went off accidentally and sent a bullet into her lower back and exited from a spot just above her navel. Look, it’s not like it was a big deal because an ambulance rushed her to St. Luke’s University Hospital for an emergency surgery, and she’s totally fine now. Furthermore, he never would have been forced to bring out his gun if he hadn’t been emasculated by being forced to go to the wine tasting event so none of this would have happened if she hadn’t had the stupid, selfish idea to go drink wine all day long with him!
Sure enough, we soon learned why the “police” made such a big deal about this accidental shooting and slapped him with those totally bogus charges. When he was arraigned before a District Judge earlier today, she ordered him (get this) not to possess any firearms while he is awaiting his trial. See, all of these stories always come back to gun confiscation. When will this perversion of justice end? (*hint, hint*) – When Donald J. Trump is elected President – that’s when it will end!!!!!
Shooting victim: Gunfire was accidental after wine-tasting event
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/bethlehem/index.ssf/2016/08/cops_bethlehem_twp_shooter_was.html
8/10/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to defend his home from a bunch of hoodlums, or technically, two unarmed, young black men walking back to their car from a nearby party, but, hey, same difference!!!!!
Well, thanks to Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary Clinton it’s another day of war on the 2nd Amendment people in America because Chad Cameron Copley from our Raleigh NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed an unarmed, 20-year-old black man who was walking from a party back to his car parked by Patriot Copley’s home.
Sure enough, the lamestream liberal media is trying to make Patriot Copley look like some neighborhood watch vigilante fueled by a mixture of bigoted bloodlust and overwhelming insecurities and cowardice because they need to float out a boogeyman so they can help their liberal politician puppet masters push a legislative agenda to confiscate our guns.
Here’s what really happened. Patriot Copley was at home minding his own business when he heard noises coming from a party being held a couple of houses down the road from his home. See, there was a group of young black people congregating at this party so Patriot Copley certainly knew his neighborhood was in mortal danger.
Patriot Copley called 911 and reported, “We’ve got a bunch of hoodlums out here racing. I am locked and loaded. I’m going outside to secure my neighborhood.” As you can see, Patriot Copley is a Good Guy With A Gun and a 2nd Amendment person who had to stand his ground to keep his neighborhood safe because the “police” sure as Hell weren’t protecting the neighborhood from the black men. The “police” were probably busy getting late night pulled pork sandwiches at that Raleigh barbeque restaurant Guy Fieri visited on ‘Diners, Drive Ins and Dives’ last month. (My mother and I really enjoy watching that show together.)
So Patriot Copley simply fired his shotgun from his garage, striking and killing an unarmed 20-year-old black man who was walking with a friend along the street in front of Patriot Copley’s house. Right on cue, the liberal media has tried to portray the “victim” as a gentle, loving, hard working, considerate young man in order poison any potential jurors against Patriot Copley. See, it’s open season on 2nd Amendment people in America, and Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary Clinton will say the most impossibly hateful and ugly things about them in order to signal to their dull witted, hateful, gullible base that it is perfectly rational and justifiable to commit acts of violence against them.
Once again, it is becoming clear the only hope we have as a country is to elect Donald Trump President so once and for all we can put an end to all of this raw hate and inconceivably irresponsible language coming from the fear mongers on the Progressive left!!!!!
Black man, 20, killed by neighborhood watch ‘vigilante’ moved from Harlem to North Carolina as a baby because his mother wanted a better life for her three sons
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3731799/Mother-Raleigh-victim-shot-leaving-house-party.html
8/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his vindictive, manipulative, conniving girlfriend (in other words, a typical woman) wanted the “authorities” to confiscate his guns!!!!!
Kevin Clements from our Southington NSPA chapter was arrested today on charges of, get this, illegally discharging a firearm, first-degree reckless endangerment and second-degree breach of peace all because one of his guns went off totally accidentally in the home he shared with his girlfriend.
See, all this nonsense started yesterday according to the arrest “warrant” when Patriot Clements’ troublemaking girlfriend called the “police” to report she was afraid of him because he would get violent the next day when he would be served with an eviction notice, which would accompany an end to their relationship. Then she claimed Patriot Clements has four guns and that he has pointed them at her and the household dogs in the past while drinking alcohol and watching TV. We’re sure she failed to mention he was probably playing Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt’, and she couldn’t tell a difference between a real gun and the Nintendo gun that came with the old school Nintendo system.
She realized she was reeling them in hook, line and sinker so she then decided to finish Patriot Clements off by telling the “police” that last month he drank eight shots of whiskey and then went into the bedroom to install a new piece of equipment to one of his guns. She said she then heard a gunshot and ran into the room, finding him holding a rifle. He told her he accidentally shot a hole in their bed, according to the arrest “warrant” as reported in The Bristol Press.
Sure enough, the gullible and weak willed “police” fell for her manipulations just like Ashley Wilkes fell for Scarlett O’Hara’s fake tears, and they started grilling Patriot Clements about the gun incident. Patriot Clements initially denied it had ever happened. Then they wore him down until he told the “police” he was cleaning the rifle when it accidentally discharged. He then told the “police” he believed his girlfriend called them with the intention of having them confiscate his guns.
Right on cue the “police” went ahead and confiscated Patriot Clements’ weapons, ammunition and his pistol permit before arresting him. Then they hauled him into Bristol Superior Court this afternoon to really rub it in, and now he must return for a court appearance on September 7. Jeez, we really wonder how that will work out!
Southington man charged after accidental gun fire
8/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun harassed by the “police” to explain the hole in his shorts!!!!!!
Rodney Cummings from our Anderson NSPA chapter and the Republican Madison County Prosecutor was harassed and viciously interrogated by the Anderson “police” department after his gun accidentally discharged in his shorts while he was walking out of the Texas Roadhouse restaurant Saturday night.
See, all this nonsense started Saturday night when Patriot Cummings brought along his trusty Ruger 9mm pistol, which had been given to him as a gift by his daughter, in his shorts when he went out to dinner with a friend at the Texas Roadhouse because he might have needed it to protect the other patrons from a dangerous Mexican killer or Muslim terrorist who might have come to the restaurant to do harm to all of them.
Well, as Patriot Cummings and his friend were leaving, they heard a loud noise but were unsure what had happened. Patriot Cummings initially thought perhaps there had been an electrical explosion in the restaurant, but then he discovered a huge hole in the pocket of his shorts. At this point, it dawned on him that his Ruger 9mm had discharged. Hey, accidents like this happen every day so get over it.
First off, we want to be clear that this was in no way Patriot Cummings’ fault. As he explained, “I’ve been using firearms professionally for 36 years and nothing like that has ever happened before. I assume what happened is that putting it in and out of my pocket without a holster caused the safety to disengage. I was as shocked as anybody. I didn’t know what was happening.”
Sure enough, some scaredy-cat, busybody customer at the Texas Roadhouse had to go and call the Anderson “police” and get them involved. So they came out and ran Patriot Cummings through the wringer with all of their questions about the gun. Then they started poking their noses around the restaurant and discovered the bullet from Patriot Cummings’ gun went through a bench and lodged in a partition in the area of the hostess station of the restaurant, but it’s not like it actually hit anybody so it’s not like somebody could have been hurt.
So the “police” determined it was simply an accidental discharge of a firearm, and they closed the investigation. Furthermore, Patriot Cummings made the salient point that because the discharge was purely accidental there was no criminal recklessness on his part so there was certainly no need for any charges. Look, if anybody would know, it’s Patriot Cummings because he is a professional prosecutor. Sure, the haters have been yelping that there would have been charges if a destitute Mexican or a homeless black man had accidentally discharged a gun, but that’s because the haters are always trolling and trying to stir up trouble because they are Godless losers who have nothing better to do.
We should be thanking Patriot Cummings instead of ridiculing him like the haters on the lousy liberal left have been doing all day. He is exactly the type of unflappable, responsible, well trained Good Guy With A Gun we are counting on to keep us safe in flashpoint moments of chaotic violence because the lazy “professional police” are busy chatting up some cute 20-year-old waitress at the local diner rather than being on patrol to fight crime!!!!
Cummings: Gun discharge at restaurant an accident
8/7/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because we think the woman driver, who just happened to be an ex-girlfriend, in front of him applied her brakes too suddenly, because you know how erratic and impulsive women drivers can be, and this probably caused him to hit his head against the steering wheel in his truck, which then led to what happened next!!!!!
Kevin Pullen from our Bryan NSPA chapter was somehow charged with murder, aggravated assault with serious bodily injury-family violence, tampering with evidence and unauthorized carrying of a weapon by a felon after he allegedly shot and injured his ex-girlfriend and shot and killed her new boyfriend.
However, the way we see it, we think his ex-girlfriend is the one ultimately responsible for what happened because of her poor driving skills. See, it all started on Monday when Patriot Pullen was, we’re sure, minding his own business and driving along Texas 21 when he slammed into the car in front of him. By sheer coincidence the car in front of him was being driven by his ex-girlfriend, who had her new boyfriend in the car. Sure enough, the lamestream media reports tried to make it sound like Patriot Pullen intentionally crashed into the back of the car.
However, here’s what we think happened. Since it was his ex-girlfriend driving the car, we think she probably wasn’t paying attention to the road because she was probably sending an Instagram selfie of her and her new boyfriend on her smart phone or maybe she got confused about where she was going and realized she was lost so she impulsively applied her brakes suddenly so she could gather her thoughts without thinking of any of the other vehicles on the road. (Anybody who has ever been in a car driven by a woman knows exactly what I’m talking about.)
So we figure Patriot Pullen probably crashed into the back of his ex-girlfriend’s car because of her poor driving abilities, and this caused his head to hit the steering wheel of his truck, causing him to be dazed and disoriented. This probably caused him to stumble out of his truck with his shotgun because in the delirium caused by his ex-girlfriend’s womanly driver tendencies he probably thought he was under attack by a car full of Mexican rapists and killers who had just snuck across the border, which is shamefully easy to do in Texas since we don’t have a wall along the border. (Do we actually need to give you yet another reminder of why we need to elect Donald J. Trump President?!?)
So under this scenario Patriot Pullen had no choice except to shoot into the car to defend his well being. We’re sure it wasn’t until the fog in his brain (caused by the accident probably caused by his ex-girlfriend) cleared that he realized he had injured his ex-girlfriend and killed her new boyfriend. What are the odds of that? Fate sure is crazy sometimes!
Well, the Einsteins in the Brazos County Sheriff’s Department didn’t put 1/10 of the thought into this case that we did, and they plowed ahead with their pat explanation of the events, which put all of the blame on Patriot Pullen and accused him of engaging in “an act of violence”in response to a broken relationship. See, all they cared about was locking up a Good Guy With A Gun and confiscating his gun so the truth was the real casualty in this case!!!!!
Bryan man charged with murder in deadly Texas 21 shooting
8/6/2016
Good Guys With A Gun arrested basically for trying to help the “police” with an important training exercise!!!!!!!
Shane Tierney and Donald Arabie from our Gretna NSPA chapter were arrested recently and charged with terrorizing, illegal use of a weapon, possession of ecstasy with the intent to distribute, possession of drug paraphernalia and use of a firearm in connection with drug-related activity. That’s a real fine ‘thank you’ from the Gretna “police”, considering Patriots Tierney and Arabie had simply been trying to help them train for how to handle a work related life or death situation.
See, all this nonsense started when two Gretna “police” officers pulled over a car in a parking lot below an elevated expressway. While the “officers” were conducting the traffic stop, they heard gun fire coming from above. After the “officers” scrambled for cover behind their squad cars, they heard several more gunshots and spotted a vehicle driving westbound on the elevated expressway.
So a whole bunch of Gretna “officers” who apparently had nothing better to do (like looking for Mexican rapists and murders, thank you) started driving around looking for a car that matched the description called in by the “officers” who had been under fire. Well, they spotted Patriot Arabie’s car, and a whole army of Gretna “officers” forced him to stop.
Then the Gretna “officers” really got down to “work”. First, they searched the car and found a semi-automatic pistol, spent shell casings and 82 doses of ecstasy, according to the “police” report. Then they collected “evidence” that the gun was fired on the expressway above the area where the initial “officers” conducted the traffic stop.
Now, according to the official “police” report, both Patriot Arabie and Patriot Tierney, who had been sitting in the passenger’s seat, admitted they had been drinking and had taken some ecstasy earlier in the evening. Patriot Arabie then admitted to seeing one of the “officer’s” blue lights as he was driving along the expressway so Patriot Tierney grabbed the gun and fired a shot out the window and then fired additional shots as they drove away on the expressway.
What is so utterly maddening about this report is that the “police” have rather conveniently omitted an important fact. See, we heard from some of the other members of our Gretna NSPA chapter that the reason Patriot Tierney fired the gun on the “police” was that he and Patriot Arabie wanted to provide the “police” a spontaneous training exercise to help them prepare for how to conduct themselves if they are ever fired on for real by members of Black Lives Matters or by radical Islamic terrorists.
However, the “police” in a disgusting display of ingratitude ignored this because all they cared about was confiscating the gun and locking up the two Patriots. This is just another reminder of why we must get Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can be the law and order President who will make sure the “police” are spending all of their time looking for the real criminals amongst us!!!!!
Intoxicated pair fired gun to ‘terrorize’ officers: Gretna police
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/07/drunk_pair_fires_gun_near_gret.html
8/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of Satan’s sickening, sinister sway!!!!!
Douglas Riley from our El Paso NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday afternoon and has charges pending after he allegedly shot a man (who had a Mexican sounding name so it’s not like he was some innocent bystander who got shot) who was in a car with three young children.
According to the “police” report, Patriot Riley approached the man’s car in an apartment complex and shot the “victim” in the face and stomach with no provocation. We don’t see what the big deal here is because it’s not like he died or anything. Yes, he is in critical condition right now, but with all of the advances in medical care recently he’ll be perfectly fine.
However, the lamestream media has latched onto the angle that the “victim’s” three young children were sitting in the back of the car during the shooting because they need to turn every story like this into some sort of an anti-gun tirade. Besides, none of the kids were harmed, and they are currently safely ensconced with their mother. Meanwhile, Patriot Riley is currently harmfully ensconced in the El Paso County Detention Facility with a $250,000 bond hanging over his head.
While the “authorities” maintain there was no provocation for the shooting, we would like to point out the shooting occurred in a neighborhood commonly known as the ‘Devil’s Triangle’. It’s obvious to us that Patriot Riley wasn’t responsible for the shooting. No, we are certain Satan temporarily took over his body and compelled him to shoot the “victim” because Patriot Riley is a good Christian and a Good Guy With A Gun. What better way would there be to get a Good Guy With A Gun of faith locked up in jail and have his gun confiscated in order to prevent him from using his gun to stand up to Satan?
See, this is exactly why Satan is such a dangerous adversary and why we must be armed and ready to confront him . To complicate matters we now know Hillary Clinton is an adherent to Satan thanks to Dr. Ben Carson’s riveting speech at the RNC last month. Just think of the destruction Satan could unleash upon this planet if Crooked Hillary ever got her hands on the nuclear codes!!! If you can think of a more terrifying prospect, please let us know because no such prospect exists!!!!!!
Update: Man shot in face and stomach in northeast El Paso
http://kfoxtv.com/news/local/dispatch-person-shot-taken-to-area-hospital
8/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun basically arrested because……well, we’ll have to get back to you on this one!!!!!!!
Caleb McKinney from our Lakeland NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with first-degree murder, attempted first-degree murder, aggravated assault with a firearm, domestic violence and shooting into an occupied conveyance (whatever the Hell that means) after he allegedly shot and killed the boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he had a 5-year-old son who just happened to witness the shooting.
See, it all started early Wednesday evening when Patriot McKinney’s ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend, who was a firefighter and devoted his life to saving other people (as reported endlessly by the gun-hating, lamestream media), drove to Patriot McKinney’s home to drop off medication for the 5-year-old son she had with Patriot McKinney. The 5-year-old son was in the backseat of the car behind his mother’s boyfriend, who was sitting in the passenger’s seat.
Well, when Patriot McKinney’s ex-girlfriend came to his front door to give him the medication, Patriot McKinney charged out of his house to the parked car and shot his ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend five times while his 5-year-old son watched from the back seat.
Patriot McKinney then pointed the gun at his ex-girlfriend before rushing back into his home to barricade himself until the “authorities” showed up and manipulated him to come out and give himself up. The Sheriff explained Patriot McKinney had been distraught over the breakup of his relationship with his ex-girlfriend, even though he was the one who ended the relationship.
This case really has us here at the NSPA headquarters stumped because usually we can see right through the lies floated out by the lamestream media and the gun hating “authorities”, but we’re still working on figuring out who to blame in this case. Since this is yet another recent case of a Good Guy With A Gun in Florida getting arrested and having his gun confiscated, we’re sure this has something to do with Hillary Clinton’s wrecking crew making sure as many Patriots as possible are languishing in Florida jails on November 8 to make sure they can’t vote for Donald J. Trump.
Rest assured, Patriots, we will alert you as soon as we figure out who is responsible for this tragedy that has been forced upon Patriot McKinney!!!
Sheriff: Child, 5, witnessed deadly shooting in Lakeland
http://www.wfla.com/2016/08/04/man-shoots-kills-ex-girlfriends-new-boyfriend-in-lakeland/
8/3/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his fiancee knew how to push his buttons!!!!
Royce Teets from our Plantation NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with premeditated murder after he allegedly shot and killed his fiancee with an AK-47 at their home after an argument.
Now, Patriot Teets tried to explain how the shooting accidentally happened, but the “authorities” were so stubborn that they ignored the first three explanations he gave them. Get this, they claimed the physical “evidence” didn’t match up with any of the three stories Patriot Teets provided them. Look, common sense tells you that the law of averages come in to play and the “evidence” would have had to match at least one of the three stories.
Then Patriot Teets told the “authorities” he had to shoot his fiancee because she had been nagging him so much and accusing him of things that he was at a ‘9 or 10′ on a 1-10 scale of anger. So he grabbed his AK-47 and shot her in the chest, according to the arrest report. The “authorities” then forced Patriot Teets to admit that his fiancee had been unarmed and had not posed a threat to him, but they failed to note she had actually been armed with cruel taunts.
No, they won’t note that in their official “report”, and you can be sure the prosecutor will keep that fact buried because they all want to make sure this Good Guy With A Gun is locked up in jail on November 8 so he will be unable to vote for Donald J. Trump in the swing state of Florida!!!! See, the election will be rigged!!!!
Florida man confesses to ‘killing his fiancee with an AK-47 rifle’ because he was ‘9 out of 10 mad’ at her during an argument
8/2/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just trying to enjoy the new ‘Star Trek’ movie!!!!!
John Grabinski from our Ozark NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with first-degree wanton endangerment (whatever the Hell that means?!?), second-degree disorderly conduct and fourth-degree assault and menacing after he allegedly pulled a gun on another moviegoer while trying to watch the new ‘Star Trek’ movie. Sure enough, right on cue, the lamestream media has clutched Patriot Grabinski in a Vulcan death grip to destroy his life by deceitfully trying to make him look like an impulsive, unhinged baby man who should have no access to firearms.
See, all this nonsense started last week when Patriot Grabinski was trying to enjoy a Sunday matinee of the new ‘Star Trek’ movie and some spoiled, no impulse control, little 14-year old brat started kicking the back of his seat. Well, Patriot Grabinski tells it like it is and doesn’t back down from anybody because he is a real man so he got up and cursed at the boy and asked if he was going to keep kicking his seat.
Then the brat’s father (who did a real great job of raising the punk) had to act like a big tough guy so he jumped up and started talking smack at Patriot Grabinski, who then was left with no choice except to whip out his concealed gun, as reported by witnesses, at the father and say, “What the fuck are you going to do now?” See, Patriot Grabinski showed him who the tough guy really was.
Unfortunately, since the theater was filled with a bunch of geeks and nerds who are scared of guns, the Paducah “Police” were called to the scene. Once they showed up, they immediately sided with the punk kid and his emotionally unstable father. So not only did Patriot Grabinski get kicked out of the theater and banned from ever returning to the Cinemark theater, but the Paducah “Police” turned the case over to the real geniuses in the McCracken County Attorney’s office so they could come up with the bogus charges Patriot Grabinski is now facing.
The most ridiculous aspect of this entire case is that there really was no need to press any charges because the father’s life was never at risk. If Patriot Grabinski had pulled the trigger, he surely would have shot the father just to stun him, not to kill him. However, in cases like this the “authorities” must always follow their Prime Directive to lock up a Good Guy With A Gun and confiscate his gun under any circumstances.
This case reminds us why we must put Donald J. Trump in America’s Command Chair so he can order photon torpedoes to be fired at the rigged system and blow it up so every Good Guy With A Gun in America may finally be able to live long and prosper!!!!!!!!!
Man arrested for pulling gun out after child kicks his seat at screening of ‘Star Trek Beyond’
http://www.nme.com/filmandtv/news/man-arrested-for-pulling-gun-out-after-child-kicks/413198
(UPDATE) Man Involved in Cinemark Gun Incident Arrested
http://www.wkms.org/post/update-man-involved-cinemark-gun-incident-arrested#stream/0
8/1/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted last week basically because he was the victim of cruel, immature name calling (we heard) by the “police” during an armed standoff that they started by showing up to his house!!!!!!
Peter Brandt from our Eau Claire NSPA chapter was forced to face a kangaroo court otherwise known as the Eau Claire County Court on Thursday and was surely coerced into pleading no contest to misdemeanor counts of possession of a firearm while intoxicated and bail jumping.
See, all this nonsense started back on February 27 when the “police” responded to a 911 call reporting a domestic disturbance. When they arrived to the residence, the “victim” of the domestic disturbance told them Patriot Brandt was inside the house and possibly had access to a weapon.
This led to a three hour armed standoff with the “police”, and we heard from one of our other Eau Claire NSPA members that the “police” taunted Patriot Brandt the whole time by yelling that they thought he looks like a cross between John Malkovich and Fred Flintstone. They were obviously just trying to goad him to give themselves an excuse to shoot him. There is nothing that disgusts us here at the NSPA headquarters more than this type of juvenile name calling because it certainly escalated the situation and gave the “police” a justification to take Patriot Brandt down.
Sure enough, their manipulative plan worked. The police swarmed all over Patriot Brandt to confiscate his gun and arrest him. So on Thursday the “judge” sentenced him to 20 days in jail, two years of probation and fined him $886. It gets worse, though, if you can imagine it. As conditions of the probation, Patriot Brandt cannot drink alcohol or enter taverns for the next two years.
Let’s teach these name calling thugs in the Eau Claire “police” department a lesson by electing Donald J Trump to the White House and denying their puppet master, Dictator Obama, the opportunity to pass the puppet strings to Hillary Clinton. Then those thugs won’t feel so free and easy to call us Patrtiots such vicious and mean spirited names!!!!!
Eau Claire man gets jail for role in standoff
7/31/2016
Good Guy With A Gun gets his gun AND his six pack of Busch Light confiscated by the “police” all because some prude doesn’t have a sense of humor!!!!
Wayne Hargrove from our Dickson NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with driving under the influence and aggravated assault for allegedly threatening a woman by pointing a gun at her and saying, “You’re dead.” Well, this certainly supports Jerry Lewis’ assertion that woman aren’t funny because this woman obviously lacks any sense of irony because she didn’t understand Patriot Hargrove was surely joking.
See, according to the “police” report, all this nonsense started when Patriot Hargrove picked up this female acquaintance in his very manly Ford pickup truck for a night of fun and immediately asked her to text nude photos of herself to him. When the frigid spinster refused, Patriot Hargrove understandably became a little upset initially and began yelling and cursing. Then, realizing he had to break the tension with a joke, he stopped his truck in the Big Lots parking lot, pulled a gun from his holster and pointed it at her. He began laughing after he told her the gun didn’t have a safety.
Hello, calling Captain Obvious, it’s obvious he was joking because he was laughing. What part of laughter doesn’t this shrew get? Since the joke went right over her head, she jumped out of the truck and ran (hysterically, I’m sure) to a nearby residence to get the homeowner to call the “police”. Patriot Hargrove pulled into the driveway surely to de-escalate the situation in a responsible manner, but the homeowner who really wanted to look like a tough guy (you know the type) demanded Patriot Hargrove leave his property. So Patriot Hargrove had no choice but to try to make it clear he was joking by telling the woman that she was “dead”. Like he would seriously threaten her in front of a witness. Yeah, right!!! He sensed she didn’t get the joke again so he drove away.
Sure enough, right on cue the “police” showed up and the woman claimed Patriot Hargrove had pulled a gun on her 4 or 5 times in the past. Then the “police” noticed Patriot Hargrove had returned and parked across the street while they were filling out the report. They chased him as if he were a common criminal and pulled him over. Since they really didn’t have a plausible case against him, they had to stack the deck so they claimed he smelled of alcohol and claimed to see two open containers in the truck. Then they made a big deal about the six pack of Busch Light he had in the truck. Since when did it become illegal to have a six pack of Busch Light?
Well, before it was all said and done, the “police” confiscated his gun and his six pack of Busch Light and hauled him off to jail. See, they’ve had a vendetta against Patriot Hargrove because they also falsely arrested him back in April and got him indicted for felony official misconduct as a probation officer after a district attorney’s office investigation (obviously rigged). So not only does he have a court date for September 6 for the bogus aggravated assault charge, but he also has to go to court September 20 to face the bogus misconduct charge.
It seems obvious to me that somebody is pulling some strings in this case to make sure Patriot Hargrove won’t be in any position to vote for Donald J. Trump for President on November 8, and that’s no joke!!!!
Ex-probation officer troubles continue, allegedly threatens gun violence
7/30/2016
The Khans feel the wrath of Don!!!! Our man Trump drops the mic on them!!!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters celebrated today when Donald J. Trump from our Manhattan NSPA chapter and the candidate we have endorsed for President finally put those bellyaching Khans in their places for trash talking him at the DNC earlier this week.
Khazir and Ghazala Khan stood on the stage as Gold Star Parents (talk about trying to milk the sympathy vote!), and Mr. Khan had the nerve to suggest Mr. Trump has never sacrificed anything. Well, sure enough, the lamestream media hack George Stephanopoulos tried to ambush Patriot Trump today by asking him to respond to Mr. Khan’s baseless assertion.
Patriot Trump rose to the occasion by explaining, “I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard. I’ve created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs, built great structures. I’ve done? I’ve had? I’ve had tremendous success. I think I’ve done a lot.”
Not willing to concede he had been totally shut down, the rat fink Stephanopoulos shamefully doubled down by asking, “Those are sacrifices?” Patriot Trump swatted him down by stating, “Oh sure, I think they’re sacrifices.” In other words Little Georgie just got schooled by Professor Trump on his first day of classes at Trump University!
In fact Patriot Trump showed an amazing amount of modesty by not talking about the sacrifices his sons Eric and Don Jr. have made by selflessly marching into harm’s way just like Humayun S.M. Khan did. (Only, Patriot Trump doesn’t feel the need to announce it to the world!) See, Patriot Trump allowed Eric and Don Jr. to travel overseas to face the horrifying and life threatening risk of battling deadly animals armed only with powerful weapons, professional hunters acting as guides and a platoon of porters carrying equipment, preparing meals and providing support!!!
As you can see from these pictures, Don Jr. and Eric, who also happen to be members of our Manhattan NSPA chapter, know a thing or two about sacrifice and facing danger, thank you, very much!!!!!
Furthermore, Patriot Trump refused to leave well enough alone (which your average conventional politician would have done) and managed to deliver a couple more digs at Mrs. Khan before finishing the interview. Patriot Trump was the only person who had the courage to tell it like it is by making a salient point when he said, “If you look at his wife, she was standing there. She had nothing to say. She probably, maybe she wasn’t allowed to have anything to say. You tell me.”
Sure enough, the haters on the liberal left wailed that only a delusional, amoral, narcissistic sociopath lacking the tiniest speck of decency in a nonexistent soul could commit the unforced error of picking a fight with a Gold Star Mother and offering her an embarrassingly all too easy forum to humiliate him and expose him as a petty, disgustingly insecure, incompetent grifter who should be forevermore dismissed and ignored by any remotely decent human beings. That’s precisely because those liberal losers don’t have a clue about what it takes to make America great again!!!!!
Trump Responds To Father Of Killed American Soldier, Can’t Name A Single Sacrifice
Donald Trump Goes After Grieving Mother Of Killed American Soldier
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ghazala-khan_us_579d0bb5e4b08a8e8b5e57d1
7/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun fired from his job as a Sommervell County Sheriff’s Deputy basically for doing nothing more than having a few drinks and letting off some stress!!!!!
William Cox from our Ovilla NSPA chapter was fired recently from his job as a Deputy with the Sommervell County Sheriff’s Department for an incident on July 13 when he drunkenly fired his duty gun into the air and into a church because he was angry over the ambush on police in Dallas. Thankfully Patriot Cox did not face any criminal charges over this incident because the pastor of the church, which was damaged, didn’t want to press charges. Unfortunately the politically correct powers that be who run and ruin the Sommervell County Sheriff’s Department caved like cowards and fired him.
See, when the Ovilla “police” responded to reports of Patriot Cox shooting his gun in the parking lot, their body cameras recorded video of Patriot Cox telling one of the “officers” he fired his gun to let off stress “cause my boys are getting killed in Dallas” and then said “the black coon started killing my boys.”
That sounds like a reasonable and accurate summary of the events surrounding the Dallas Police shootings, but Heaven forbid anybody from having the courage to speak the truth nowadays. Sure enough, his bosses abandoned him and fired him because they didn’t want to be accused of being racists by the Black Lives Matter mob or Rachel Maddow and her MSNBC wrecking crew of rabble rousers.
Then the fink Ellis County District Attorney raised a fuss claiming Patriot Cox got preferential treatment in avoiding criminal charges and insinuated this only fuels the perception that volatile, irresponsible law enforcement officials never face accountability for their actions. That hateful smear seems to be plagiarized directly from Saul Alinsky’s ‘Rules for Radicals’, but nobody will call him out on that because all of the journalists are busy spreading lies that Melania Trump plagiarized her RNC speech.
The tragedy here is that our streets now have one less Good Guy With A Gun out on patrol to keep us safe from any ignorant, unstable crackpots who might harm us all just to appease Dictator Obama and the loud mouthed, perpetual victims of institutional “racism”. Thankfully this type of a travesty of justice will end the moment Donald J. Trump is inaugurated President because he is the only one who can fix this mess!!!!!
Deputy upset over Dallas ambush drunkenly fires gun at church
http://www.fox4news.com/news/183359867-story
7/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because we’re pretty sure he is an FBI agent and was working on blowing the lid off the Hillary Clinton email server coverup!!!!!!
William Brown from our Granite City NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with aggravated cruelty to animals, aggravated unlawful use of a weapon and misdemeanor aggravated assault for allegedly shooting and killing his neighbor’s six-year-old bulldog named Donte. Sure enough, the local “authorities” and the local lamestream media are trying to make Patriot Brown look like the bad guy by covering up the real facts of this case in order help Hillary Clinton coverup the truth about her email server.
See, all the nonsense started when Patriot Brown’s neighbor said he heard gunshots in his backyard, where minutes earlier his three-year-old child had been playing with Donte. He looked to the backdoor and saw Donte bleeding from his face. The neighbor walked into his fenced in back yard and saw Patriot Brown holding a pistol. Patriot Brown then allegedly pointed the gun at the neighbor, who ran like a scaredy cat into his house to call the “police”.
So the “police” showed up and found Patriot Brown driving a car in the area and stopped him. Then they got down to the real business at hand and confiscated Patriot Brown’s loaded handgun and a loaded rifle in the car.
When asked why he shot the dog, Patriot Brown reasonably explained he was working for the FBI and had been had been ordered to kill the dog. See, we figure Patriot Brown was actually probably working on an FBI investigation about Hillary Clinton’s private email server and was getting too close to the truth about the email server. Since FBI director James Comey already has so much personally invested in the coverup about Hillary’s email server, he had to neutralize Patriot Brown before he exposed Hillary’s guilt. Comey did this by setting Patriot Brown up with the bogus order to kill Donte, knowing the honorable and reliable Patriot Brown would follow through on the order with no questions. When Patriot Brown killed Donte, Comey was able to throw him under the bus and deny he ever worked for the FBI.
So now Patriot Brown is in jail, his guns have been confiscated and FBI director Comey has once again covered up for Hillary Clinton. This is just another reminder of why we need to get Donald J. Trump in the White House so he can free Patriot Brown from jail and lock Hillary up in his place!!!!!
Granite City man jailed after shooting neighbor’s dog
http://www.kplr11.com/2016/07/28/granite-city-man-jailed-after-shooting-neighbors-dog/
7/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for just trying to have a conversation about guns!!!!!
Jeffery Gilliam from our La Porte NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday afternoon and charged with Aggravated Assault (reckless) after he allegedly shot two people at an afternoon sidewalk sale in downtown La Porte. It’s not like anyone got killed, though, and a review of the facts reveals the real intention behind the prosecution of Patriot Gilliam is simply to stifle open conversations about guns!
See it all started when Patriot Gilliam was strolling around the La Porte sidewalk sale, and he stopped to talk to somebody about handguns. Patriot Gilliam loves nothing more than talking about guns and spreading the joy of gun ownership with others. So Patriot Gilliam was happy to un-holster and unload the gun to show off its custom made grips. Patriot Gilliam then attempted to reload and re-holster his gun and accidentally discharged it. The bullet struck the sidewalk and hit the guy he had been talking to. Fragments from the bullet also struck a female customer in the area.
Sure enough the gun hating La Porte police swarmed the sidewalk sale as if ISIS had just attacked. Well, the first thing they did was confiscate Patriot Gilliam’s .45 caliber pistol (surprise,surprise), and then they hauled him off to jail because there’s nothing they enjoy more than ruining the life of a Good Guy With A Gun. In addition to that, their heavy handed actions were surely intended to send a warning that talking about guns in public will lead to suffering and persecution.
Fortunately we can report this will all change when Donald J. Trump is elected President, and small penised Good Guys With A Gun will finally get the respect they deserve and will no longer be jailed for basically just talking about their love of guns!!!!
Citizen accidentally discharges pistol on Main Street, injures two
7/26/2016
Good Guy With A Gun gets 3 years and 9 months for shooting and killing 1 cat?!?!?!!!!!!
Thomas Bigelow from our Springfield NSPA chapter was forced into court yesterday and obviously coerced into admitting he had violated his probation orders. Patriot Bigelow then accepted a plea agreement to serve, get this, 3 years and 9 months in prison in a shocking case of judicial overreach.
See, all this nonsense started back in May when Patriot Bigelow was convicted of felony animal abuse for shooting and killing his neighbor’s cat. He was ordered to serve a brief jail sentence and then placed on probation for three years. This kangaroo court conviction came on the heels of a January arrest on a second-degree animal neglect charge and a 2014 conviction for unlawfully killing a raccoon without a permit. Whoa, what a frightening one-man crime wave we have here.
So it really shouldn’t be a surprise the Springfield “police” continued their pattern of harassing Patriot Bigelow when they arrested him on June 10 for a probation violation simply because he had some drugs and guns on him. Here we go again, but we must report the Springfield “police” used this probation “violation” as an excuse to confiscate his guns and to hold him in jail since the June 10 arrest.
Patriot Bigelow is scheduled to be formally sentenced August 9, and isn’t it interesting all of this is taking place now so that Patriot Bigelow will be conveniently in jail on November 8, thereby being unable to vote for Donald J. Trump for President?!?! See, that’s what this case is really about. Dictator Obama sent out his orders to his undercover Red Army in Oregon to lock up and politically silence this Good Guy With A Gun and confiscate all of his guns for doing nothing more than protecting the good people of Springfield from disease ridden cats and raccoons.
It sure is comforting to know the Springfield “police” are busy arresting the likes of Patriot Bigelow rather than arresting Mexican rapists and murderers. In other words, they’re with Hillary! This is just another reminder of why we must get Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!!
Springfield cat killer to get 3-year, 9-month prison sentence
7/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he has such a kind heart and didn’t want to see his poor dog suffer any longer!!!!!
Duane Wilson from our Troutdale NSPA chapter was hauled into court like a common criminal on Friday and forced to face arraignment on one count of aggravated animal abuse and one count of unlawful use of a weapon all because a busybody neighbor of his called the Multnomah County “Sheriff’s” Department Thursday to report he had shot and killed his dog.
So the “Sheriff’s” Department sent an “investigator” to do a welfare check on the dog, but it was clear from the outset this “investigator” was not interested in discovering the truth. No, the “investigator” was only interested in taking down a Good Guy With A Gun.
Patriot Wilson provided the “investigator” his heartbreaking explanation that he had no choice except to shoot his dog Deucy because she had been suffering so horribly. See, Patriot Wilson explained Deucy had recently experienced a really bad case of diarrhea. Yeah, Deucy was scheduled to see a veterinarian soon, but Patriot Wilson simply couldn’t bear to see poor Deucy suffer another moment of tortured anguish so he lovingly got his .22 caliber rifle and ended Deucy’s misery by shooting her in the face. Then he planned on throwing Deucy’s remains into Multnomah Falls in what I’m sure was intended to be patterned after one of those redskin Indian farewell rituals I think I remember seeing in a John Wayne movie when I was a little kid.
However, Patriot Wilson never got to give Deucy a beautiful spiritual sendoff because that window watching neighbor had to go and poke her nose into his business, and the “investigator” found Deucy’s body half covered by a plastic bag in the backyard. Then the “investigator” wrote a rigged report and stated, aside from the diarrhea, Deucy was healthy and claimed neither Patriot Wilson nor his wife provided a plausible explanation of Deucy being so ill that she had to be put down.
See, the “investigator” had to frame Patriot Wilson because the authorities were determined to confiscate his guns. Not only did they confiscate the .22 caliber rifle used to put Deucy out of her misery, they also confiscated an AR-15 rifle and five more firearms from him. Don’t be fooled! This gun confiscation is what this case is really about.
This type of miscarriage of justice won’t happen when Donald J. Trump is in the White House because he understands diarrhea, and he will never persecute Good Guys With A Gun or confiscate their guns!!!!
Troutdale man accused of shooting dog to death
http://www.koin.com/2016/07/25/troutdale-man-accused-of-shooting-dog-to-death/
7/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because it is damn near impossible to evict somebody nowadays!!!!
Glyndal Ray Plumley from our Magnolia NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with first-degree murder for allegedly shooting and killing his on-and-off girlfriend who was 28 years younger than he is. However, a review of the facts of the case reveals that it was the slow motion pace of the Columbia County “law enforcement” system and ineffectual “eviction” laws which take the side of intractable freeloaders that left Patriot Plumley no choice except to get his gun out.
See, all the trouble started earlier in the month when Patriot Plumley called the Columbia County “Sheriff’s” department to report he had been letting his younger girlfriend stay in his home, but he wanted to evict her and press charges against her because he suspected she had taken money from him. The “investigator” who took the call advised Patriot Plumley to serve her with an eviction notice, and he sent a deputy to file a theft report.
Well, almost a full week (!) went by without anything substantial being done about all this so Patriot Plumley had one of his neighbors help him prepare the eviction notice and follow up with the “Sheriff’s” department to find out what was taking so long. The “Sheriff’s” office said they already had a theft report so there was no need to file another one and explained the eviction notice would only be valid if a “law enforcement” officer served it.
It was probably at that point Patriot Plumley realized he would be waiting forever if he wanted the local “law enforcement” officials to resolve the matter, and a few hours later the neighbor who had helped prepare the eviction notice called back to the “Sheriff’s” department to report Patriot Plumley had shot his girlfriend.
Sure enough, the “Sheriff’s” department finally became proactive because they realized they now had the chance to put the fix in against a Good Guy With A Gun and lock him up. Patriot Plumley tried to explain to them the gun fired accidentally when she attacked him after he explained he was going to evict her. Sure enough, the “Sheriff’s” department claimed Patriot Plumley’s account did not match the “evidence” at the scene, and they arrested him for murder.
Once again, a Good Guy With A Gun is the victim of a broken “law enforcement” system which coddles takers, like Patriot Plumley’s girlfriend, and pumps Patriots into prisons, which have become little more than tax payer funded holding cells designed to destroy the Patriots’ lives and hollow out their communities. This will all change, though, when Donald J. Trump becomes President and fixes this corrupt system!!!!!
Plumley held under $500,000 bond for Benson homicide, affidavit says woman was shot twice in argument about eviction and alleged theft
7/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of oppressive government regulations!!!!!
George Toeller from our West Allis NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and hauled away to jail for allegedly pulling a gun on a “police” officer, but a review of the facts of this case shows he was the victim here.
See, it all started when one of Patriot Toeller’s busybody neighbors called the city’s forestry department to tattle on him for being in violation of the city ordinance (i.e. soul-crushing government regulation) which states grass in a resident’s lawn cannot grow over six inches. If this happens, the home owner is fined $300, and a city crew will be sent to mow the lawn.
Well, when the government goons from the city’s forestry department swarmed his property on Thursday to cut his lawn, Patriot Toeller started screaming at them and shut them down because nobody treads on him!
Sure enough, they scurried away like a bunch of scared girls. Then they made the mistake of doubling down and returned to violate Patriot Toeller’s property yesterday, but this time they brought West Allis “police” officers with them for protection. However, Patriot Toeller was ready for this assault on his property, and he allegedly pulled out a loaded gun and pointed it at one of the “police” officers. This officer then violently pushed the gun away and confiscated it. How many times must we see a “police” officer assault an NSPA member in such a manner before somebody is actually held accountable?!?
See, the fix was in from the beginning because the West Allis “police” had Patriot Toeller flagged for a safety alert based on a past incident with guns in nearby Racine and had already been called out to his property four times in the past five weeks so they obviously arrived with the intention of taking him down once and for all and confiscating his guns. So within minutes of arrival, they had Patriot Toeller in handcuffs and confiscated all of his guns, two speed loaders and ammo reloading supplies
Overbearing government lawn regulations and illegal seizures of guns and ammo are hallmarks of Dictator Obama’s regime. Have faith, Patriots, because all of this will change once Donald J. Trump is in the White House!!!!
West Allis man points gun at police officer in dispute over lawn
http://www.cbs58.com/story/32512083/west-allis-man-points-gun-at-police-officer-in-dispute-over-lawn
7/22/2016
Good Guy With A Gun forced to plead guilty to first-degree manslaughter even though he basically didn’t do anything more than to try to give his wife a little scare!!!!
John Grant Coffey from our Portland NSPA chapter was hauled into Multnomah County Court today and forced to plead guilty to first-degree manslaughter in a plea deal to escape his original murder charge. See, Patriot Coffey knew he was trapped in a rigged system, and he had no choice but to make the best of an awful situation by agreeing to the plea deal. Now he must endure a torturous period of limbo until he is sentenced August 25.
See, all this nonsense started back on April 25, 2015 when Patriot Coffey totally accidentally shot and killed his wife. As he reasonably tried to explain to the “police”, he pointed his Walther P38 semi-automatic 9mm handgun at his wife after they had been in an argument in order to scare her to deescalate the argument.
Well, when he pulled the trigger in order to scare her, he was dismayed to discover somebody had loaded the gun. So he sure was surprised when she died. Sure enough, the “police” were determined to arrest him and confiscate his gun so they ignored his explanation that it had all been an accident. To compound this travesty of justice, the county prosecutor ignored the defense attorney’s perfectly understandable explanation that Patriot Coffey was unfamiliar with the gun and that Patriot Coffey was in a state of “extreme intoxication” at the time of the shooting so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that he could be capable of accidentally shooting her. Again, all he was trying to do was scare her.
This gets to the heart of what burns me up about the case. Here we have Patriot Coffey waiting to face years in jail all because he simply wanted to scare his wife. However, in stark contrast, Hillary Clinton gets to walk away scot-free every time she tries to scare every U.S. citizen with her cartoonish, nightmare vision of what the United States will be like if Donald J. Trump wins the White House. See, it’s a rigged system all set up to arrest a Good Guy With A Gun and confiscate his gun and to try to sneak Crooked Hillary Clinton into the White House!!! If anybody should be going to jail, it’s Hillary Clinton!!! Lock her up!!!! This is yet another reminder of why we must get Donald J. Trump in the White House!!!!!
Husband accused of killing PPS worker takes plea
http://www.koin.com/2016/07/22/husband-accused-of-killing-wife-pps-worker-to-take-plea/
7/21/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his neighbor’s daughter has what appears to us to be an emotionally unhealthy attachment to a dog!!!
Keith Zbrudzewski from our Warren NSPA chapter was sickeningly sentenced to 30 days in jail, two years of probation and 60 hours of community service for fatally shooting a dog. Worse yet, the judge ordered Patriot Zbrudzewski cannot own a weapon and cannot be in the presence of anyone with a weapon while on probation!!!! Then on top of all that, the “police” stormed into his home to confiscate all of his guns. See, gun confiscation is what this is all really about!!!
All this nonsense started back in May when his neighbor’s daughter, who was visiting with her nine-month-old son and miniature pinscher named Coco, let the dog out in her mother’s fenced in back yard. Now we don’t know what Coco did to force Patriot Zbrudzewski to shoot her because the “authorities” rigged the “police” report on the case and claimed he shot Coco for no apparent reason other than for enjoyment.
Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time the “authorities” have run Patriot Zbrudzewski through the wringer because a couple of years ago they obviously fixed the “evidence” against him and forced him to plead guilty to animal torture-killing.
Sure enough the lamestream media has pitched in to stack the deck against Patriot Zbrudzewski by printing maudlin accounts of the emotional effect this dog shooting has had on the neighbor’s daughter. While speaking about her dog, she said, “She was my emotional support animal. Now I have nothing.” Then to really lay it on thick she said the loss was devastating because Coco helped keep her company while her husband has been deployed overseas for the military. Leave it to these gun-hating goons to hide behind the sacrifice of military service members to push their selfish agenda! They have no shame!
We can guarantee this will all change once Donald Trump is in the White House because not one more Good Guy With A Gun will senselessly be sent to jail for doing nothing more than shooting and killing a dog because we will have these Good Guys With A Gun out on the streets where they belong to shoot and kill Mexican Muslim Marxists terrorists who are coming here to kill us.
Man jailed for 30 days for killing dog
http://www.macombdaily.com/article/MD/20160720/NEWS/160729989
7/20/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his reckless neighbor irresponsibly pointed a paintball gun at him with an “aggressive motion”!!!!!!
Timothy Edward Tarr from our Fort Benning NSPA chapter was forced to appear in court yesterday for a bond hearing all because back in May he was arrested and charged with murder and possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime after he allegedly shot and killed his neighbor. Sure enough, the “authorities” and the liberal mainstream media covering the story are determined to suppress the facts of this case in order to take down Patriot Tarr to push their anti-gun agenda!
See, all this hoohah started back on May 24 when Patriot Tarr had his neighbor come over to his house to help him assemble a storage building. Well, this neighbor, who by the way happened to have six young sons, reportedly started firing a paintball gun at Patriot Tarr’s shooting range during a lull in their work. Apparently the neighbor discharged the gun too many times for Patriot Tarr’s and his wife’s liking, and they demanded him to stop.
Well, after the neighbor ignored Patriot Tarr’s demands to stop, Patriot Tarr had no choice but to remove the .45-caliber pistol from the holster he had strapped on his right side. He then allegedly brandished it with the intent to intimidate his neighbor, according to the “police” report.
What happened next wasn’t Patriot Tarr’s fault because, as he explained to the “police” investigator, the neighbor then turned toward him “with the paintball gun in his hands in an aggressive motion” so Patriot Tarr was forced to shoot him once in the head. After all, have any of you ever been shot with a paintball gun? Those damn paintballs sting when they hit and violently explode blotches of paint all over you!
So when the neighbor passed away from the shooting he instigated because he had absolutely no impulse control while handling a paintball gun, the “police” didn’t waste any time in locking up Patriot Tarr and confiscating his gun. See, Dictator Obama is determined to round up as many Good Guys With A Gun as he can while he’s still in office. However, once Donald J. Trump is President, he will surely set free all of these small penised White guys who are sinfully and disproportionately incarcerated in prisons because of antiquated, unfair and counterproductive gun laws!!!! Freedom and safety is coming!!!!!
No bond set for murder suspect in Stone Creek Court shooting
http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/local/crime/article90789322.html
7/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because some pathetically insecure grown ass man walked up on him in a sports bar to challenge his manhood!!!!!
Joseph Clyde James from our Roxboro NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night and charged with first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed another man in the Shifters Sports Bar. However, just a cursory review of the facts of the case makes it clear Patriot James had no choice but to use his gun to stand his ground for his manhood.
See, all the trouble started when Patriot James and this other guy brushed up against each other in the sports bar, which led to an argument, which led to Patriot James simply exercising his 2nd Amendment rights. Can you believe how criminally juvenile it was for this other guy to engage in such a low stakes alpha male game all because he probably had some systemic and ultimately self destructive, unresolved self esteem issues?
This case represents exactly why we must carry a gun at all times because we never know when we might encounter some emotionally immature, self pitying, ineffectual, thin skinned, easily provoked baby-man who is all too ready to resort to violence as a way to vent his disappointment and dissatisfaction with the way his life turned out. These types of guys are capable of random, catastrophic bursts of violence in response to the most minor of perceived slights so we must have our guns with us at all times to protect ourselves from them.
Unfortunately in Dictator Obama’s America this act of self reliance and self defense will only get you thrown in jail. However, this will all change once Donald Trump moves into the White House and makes America great again!!!!
MAN CHARGED WITH MURDER AFTER SPORTS BAR SHOOTING NEAR ROXBORO
http://www.abc11.com/news/man-charged-with-murder-after-sports-bar-shooting/1431541/
7/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he couldn’t rely on the “police” to keep him safe!!!!
Jeffrey Lovell from our Chicopee NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with first-degree murder after he allegedly shot a 15-year-old boy who had mistakenly knocked on his front door that afternoon.
See, all this nonsense started around 3:40 PM Saturday afternoon when Patriot Lovell heard someone knocking on his front door. What Patriot Lovell didn’t know is that three teens who had been drinking nearby decided to visit a friend and mistakenly approached his home instead. The 15-year-old boy started knocking on the door. When his friend didn’t open the door right away, he began pounding on the door.
Surely because there are so many dangerous Mexicans and Muslims infiltrating America to kill us, Patriot Lovell retrieved his firearm and called the police to report a burglary in progress when he heard the pounding. Patriot Lovell later explained to the “police” he had tried to communicate with the person knocking at the door, but when he heard a plane of glass break, Patriot Lovell knew he couldn’t wait for the “police” to show up to keep him safe so he shot through the door and fatally struck the boy in the abdomen.
After all, who could feel safe at 3:40 in the afternoon with somebody pounding on the door and the knowledge that the “police” were on their way? Also, how could he have been expected to look out the window in the door or any of the windows next to the door to see who was knocking? His life was clearly in danger so there was no time to screw around, and he had to shoot because Heaven only knows how this all would have played out if he had simply waited for the unreliable “police” to show up!
See, that’s exactly why we need a cool headed, unflappable Good Guy With A Gun who has sound judgment like Patriot Lovell around to step in when the “police” aren’t able to keep us safe, and that’s exactly why we’re all less safe now that Patriot Lovell is locked up and facing a long jail term, and that’s exactly why we need to get Donald J. Trump elected as President so we can make America safe again!!!!
Chicopee man charged with murder after ‘gunning down 15-year-old boy
7/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he’s not one of those hard core drunks who has built up a high tolerance to alcohol!!!!
Donald Long from our New Haven NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with, get this, first-degree reckless endangerment, second-degree breach of peace, interfering with police, carrying a firearm while under the influence of drugs or alcohol, driving under the influence, evading responsibility (excuse me, shouldn’t Hillary at the very least have been charged with this because of her emails?), first-degree threatening and reckless driving all because he had a few fender benders in an Ikea parking lot while he was driving around with a few guns after having a few shots of bourbon.
All this nonsense started when the New Haven “police” responded to a call about a car crash in an Ikea parking lot that resulted in the driver of the offending car pointing a gun at people in the parking lot. While the “police” were on their way there, they got another call about the same driver crashing his car into another vehicle and pointing his gun at a different group of people.
Well, the “police” arrived and spotted Patriot Long walking away as all the nervous Nellies in the parking lot pointed him out as the “gunman”. So the “police” completely overreacted by drawing their guns on him and yelling (probably hysterically) at him to put his hands up. Thankfully this was a rare incident in which a White guy wasn’t shot by the “police”, but Patriot Long still had to deal with the indignity of being handcuffed and interrogated like a criminal.
Then the “police” got around to their real agenda (gun confiscation) and started harassing Patriot Long to tell them where he had his gun. Just to get them off his back, he told them it was in his car and happened to mention he had consumed several shots of bourbon. As he reportedly told the police, “I’m obviously not a good drinker.”
That moment of honest self assessment was completely ignored by the “police” who obviously lacked the slightest trace of empathy, and they began their gun grab. Patriots, get ready to weep because here is what they confiscated from Patriot Long: a loaded Sig Sauer P238.380 caliber handgun, a Colt .45 Gvt. model with 2 magazines, a Sig Sauer Mosquito .22, a Taurus .357magnum “The Judge” revolver, a Smith and Wesson M&P 9mm shield with two magazines, a Ruger SP101 .357 magnum revolver, a H&R Arms .22 revolver model 922, a rifle CX4 Storm Beretta with 3 magazines, 15 .45 caliber rounds, a weapons magazine, a flash suppressor, a Winchester box containing 34 rounds of .45 caliber ammunition, a Winchester box containing 50 rounds of .45 caliber ammunition, a shot shell 9mm luger box containing 10 rounds, one Mini-Mag 22 LR containing 81 40-grain rounds, a Crown Royal bag containing 19 miscellaneous rounds, another Crown Royal bag containing 19 miscellaneous rounds and a Crown Royal bag containing 25 miscellaneous rounds.
In other words, he simply had what you need to stay safe on a quick trip to the store, which apparently is a high crime in Dictator Obama’s America. So, surprise, surprise, the “police” arrested Patriot Long and took his guns. The real crime here is that the “police” are allowed to take a Good Guy With A Gun, who we need more than ever to keep us safe is these increasingly uncertain, volatile times, off the streets. I would feel a Hell of a lot more secure knowing Patriot Long was still out there navigating the streets with his modest arsenal to be ever vigilant for any Islamic extremist terrorists from Mexico who are coming to America to kill us to establish a caliphate.
However, Dictator Obama and Hillary (aka Hellary) Clinton don’t want us to feel secure. No, they want to keep us in a perpetual state of fear so they can push their selfish agendas. Thankfully we have a real leader we can turn to in Donald J. Trump to make the fear go away and to make sure not one more mother of a Good Guy With A Gun will ever experience the heartache of having her son arrested for simply expressing his God given 2nd Amendment rights!!!!!
New Haven police confiscate 8 guns after Bethany man crashes pick-up truck twice in IKEA parking lot
7/16/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for having a neighbor who doesn’t know how to act like a grown ass man and show him the respect he deserves!!!
Rickie Lane Price from our McAdenville NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday evening and charged with attempted first-degree murder all because he did nothing more than put his neighbor on notice that he better start showing him proper respect.
See, it all started when this smartass neighbor was installing a ceiling fan in his carport when his tattletale adult son walked over to tell him Patriot Price was flipping him a middle finger. First off, who the hell puts a ceiling fan in a carport? If you ask me, this is an obvious indication Patriot Price’s neighbor has really, really bad judgment.
So the neighbor looked over, and this time Patriot Price justifiably flipped him the middle finger with both hands. Then the neighbor thought he would act like a real tough guy so he started to move forward across the empty lot between their houses because, as he told the “police”, he just wanted to see what was going on.
Well, Patriot Price told the “police” the neighbor was actually motioning to him in a confrontational manner, as if challenging him to come over. Sure enough, the neighbor tried to cover up his responsibility for what happened next by claiming he momentarily got distracted by a man mowing the grass on the lot that separates the two homes.
Then the neighbor said, “I heard kapow.” He claimed he looked up and saw Patriot Price pointing a gun at him. So the neighbor showed what a scaredy cat he really is when he ran into his house with his son so they could call 911.
When the “police” showed up, Patriot Price tried to explain to them he had simply been angry with his neighbor for staring at him and just being generally disrespectful toward him so he shot his gun toward him. He made the important point that he aimed the gun at the ground when he fired it so it wasn’t like he was trying to kill his neighbor or anything.
Then to make matters worse, prior to their cruel interrogation of Patriot Price, the police stopped his daughter from driving away when they pulled up in his driveway and blocked her in. While they were conducting their rigged “investigation”, they found Patriot Price’s semiautomatic handgun in the trunk of her car. See, her sensible plan had been to get the gun out of there because she and Patriot Price knew the “police” would try to confiscate it.
So when it’s all said and done, this is really all about how the “authorities” will blow any little thing all out of proportion just so they can carry through on Dictator Obama’s gun hating agenda by locking up a Good Guy With A Gun and confiscating his gun!! We Good Guys With A Gun will finally start getting the respect we deserve once Donald Trump is in the White House!!!
Man jailed on attempted murder charge after McAdenville neighbors say he fired gun towards them
7/15/2016
*****SPOILER ALERT******
The all girl Ghostbusters totally sucks!!!!!(For those of you who just don’t get it, this is a sarcastic spoiler alert because who couldn’t see this coming?!?)
Well, in this case, I do want to say, “I told you so!” From day one, when I heard about the plans to make an all girl Ghostbusters, I predicted it would be the worst movie ever made. Now that the movie (if that’s what you want to call it) has finally been released, I can proudly declare I was right all along. I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I’ve seen plenty of reviews on You Tube which confirm how awful it is so there really is no point in going to see it.
Ultimately, the important takeaway from all of this is now that we’ve seen what destruction four girls can do to the Ghostbusters franchise, just imagine how much destruction Hillary (aka Hellary) Clinton could do to the United States of America franchise if she is elected President! We cannot compound the disaster of this new Ghostbusters by allowing an even worse sequel to be made in the form of a Hillary Clinton presidency. So to get rid of the stink of the all girl Ghostbusters and the horrifying thought of what Hillary will do to America, I’m going to watch my VHS tape of ‘Red Dawn’ and dream of Donald Trump making America great again!
7/14/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his daughter from a man who could have hurt her!!!!
Clayton Matthews from our Fort Myers NSPA chapter was arrested Monday night and charged with child neglect for accidentally firing a gun shot near his daughter while he was actually doing nothing more than trying to save her from getting hurt by a shockingly irresponsible man. Sure enough, those Family “Services” trouble making busybodies have poked their upturned noses into Patriot Matthews’ business to complicate things for him.
See, it all started Monday night when Patriot Matthews went into his daughter’s bedroom and found her boyfriend, who is in his 20s, hiding in her closet. Well, the boyfriend knew he was dealing with a Good Guy With A Gun so he jumped out the window and ran away. Patriot Matthews then acted as a responsible adult and used the incident as a teachable moment by lecturing his daughter on the dangers of being in the company of men who could hurt her. To emphasize his point, because you know how easily distracted and inattentive teenagers can be, Patriot Matthews waved his gun around. This ploy worked because Patriot Matthews’ daughter repeatedly asked him to stop waving the gun.
Well, one thing led to another, and Patriot Matthews’ gun accidentally fired, sending a bullet into a wall just a few inches away from his daughter. Sure enough the cry baby neighbors on the other side of the wall made a big deal about the bullet coming into their apartment so they called the “police”.
The “police” completely fell for the daughter’s story and her claim that she didn’t think the shot was accidental so they arrested Patriot Matthews on the child neglect charge. Now he has to go to court in August to face this ridiculous charge. Then to make matters worse the usual suspects at the Florida Department of Children and Families have opened a child protection investigation.
At this point do we even need to explain to you that this is all really about making sure Patriot Matthews is locked up in jail by November 8 on this trumped up charge to prevent him voting for Patriot Trump? Yes, the Clinton Hate Machine is already up and running at full force in Florida!!!
Fort Myers dad says shot fired at daughter was accident
7/13/2016
Just to let you all know, even though we here at the National Small Penis Association executive headquarters in Akron, OH have been planning for the past two years to attend the Republican National Convention in nearby Cleveland next week, some things have just come up and it looks like we probably won’t be able to attend after all.
We just want to make it perfectly clear this sudden change in plans has absolutely nothing to do with the New Black Panther Party’s recent announcement that they will be attending the convention with their guns, which all the internet trolls and haters out there have been implying is the real reason we won’t be there because it’s so easy to be a snide smartass while hiding behind the anonymity of a blog which virtually nobody reads on a regular basis!!!!
Let it be known, we here at the NSPA are deeply disappointed in this change of plans because we were looking forward to showing our support for Donald Trump and to making new friends with like minded White guys who define their manhood by the guns they own. I can’t even begin to tell you how many friends I made four years ago at the Republican convention in Tampa just in the men’s room at the convention hall alone.
See, it turns out I’m going to be pretty busy next week. My mother who has a very delicate back, she can’t even sit in a wicker chair comfortably, needs me to bring her to a scrapbooking workshop at the Hobby Lobby in Fairlawn on Monday and Tuesday. She doesn’t get out of the house much and really wants to go to the workshop. Her sister offered to bring her, but I am a good son and I don’t know how much longer she will here until Jesus calls her home so I insisted on bringing her even if it means not being able to go to Cleveland those days because I want to spend as much time as I can with her while I still have her here.
Then on Wednesday I have to wait at home all day for the Time Warner Cable guy to come for an installation. I have been a Direct TV customer for the past 15 years, but I am switching to Time Warner because of those Jon Bon Jovi Direct TV commercials that started airing a couple of weeks ago. Jon Bon Jovi just endorsed Hillary Clinton so I had to drop Direct TV.
Then on Thursday I have to bring my ‘85 Chevy Nova into the shop to get a brake drum replaced because that’s the only day Gary can squeeze me in.
If I didn’t have to take care of all of these things, my executive team and I would be in Cleveland going toe to toe with the New Black Panther Party because we are not the least bit scared of them!
New Black Panther Party to openly carry guns at Republican convention as President Obama visits Dallas
7/12/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because the selfish “police” don’t want anybody crowding in on their “home protection” racket!!!!!
Stephen McCann from our Manchester NSPA chapter was arrested this weekend and charged with, get this, illegal discharge of a firearm, second-degree assault, second-degree reckless endangerment and breach of peace, second degree, after he allegedly accidentally shot his cousin who had come over to his house to visit him.
See, it all started Saturday night when two of Patriot McCann’s female cousins stopped by his house for an unannounced visit to talk with him. (You know how emotionally needy, insecure and chatty women can be!) Well, Patriot McCann didn’t know who was at his door so he grabbed his trusty 9mm Beretta and slowly opened the door. When he saw it was his cousins, he tucked the gun in his waistband and invited them in to the kitchen, where they all sat at the kitchen table to talk (or actually for Patriot McCann to be forced to listen to the two women talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk).
After a while Patriot McCann stood up to put his handgun away (probably because he was ready to put a bullet through his head after listening to the endless, frivolous prattle coming out the mouths of these two women), but he accidentally pressed the trigger when he pulled the handgun out of his waistband, according to a police report.
Well, one thing led to another, and one of his female cousins ended up with a bullet in her leg. When the other cousin brought her to the hospital to get the minor injury treated, their cover story about the shooting occurring at a house party by a gunman whose identity they were unsure of quickly fell apart when the “authorities” began asking all kinds of questions because women by and large can’t keep their cool in pressure situations like this and totally choke.
So then the “authorities” rushed over to Patriot McCann’s home to arrest him because his cousins didn’t waste a moment to give him up once their story fell apart. See, the “police” wanted to arrest him and confiscate his gun because they want to send a chilling message to all Good Guys With A Gun who are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves and protecting their homes with a gun because the “authorities” know if there are too many Good Guys With A Gun out there, the public will eventually see through the false narrative that we need “police” departments to protect us. They know the gravy train from their cushy jobs will come to an end because the public will realize there is no need to waste tax dollars on them since we already have a perfectly capable army of volunteer Patriots ready to serve and protect!!!!
Manchester Man Charged After Accidentally Shooting Cousin
7/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his community from an outbreak of Mad Cow disease and Avian influenza!!!!
Cody Bechtol from our Ozark District NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with criminal mischief for allegedly shooting a pregnant cow and some birds with a .22 caliber firearm, according to an arrest report by the Franklin County “Sheriff’s” office, which we can be certain was a fair and balanced document…..NOT!!!!
See, as Patriot Bechtol explained to the “investigators”, the night started under perfectly normal circumstances when he went out with an under age buddy for a little fun. We’re not sure, but we think Patriot Bechtol probably hooked up with his underage friend through that Big Brothers program because he wanted to teach the boy how to be a man. What better way to teach this than by showing him how to handle a gun?!?
So Patriot Bechtol spotted the pregnant cow and shot and killed her because we’re positive he must have talked earlier in the day to a veterinarian and heard there was potential for an outbreak of Mad Cow disease in the area. Then after he was done shooting the cow to terminate the threat to the community, Patriot Bechtol taught his young ward how to shoot and kill birds because he probably heard from that same veterinarian there was a whole bunch of Avian influenza getting ready to be spread throughout the community.
So as it so often happens in Dictator Obama’s America, a Good Guy With A Gun steps forward to save the day only to be arrested and charged with crimes when he really should have been feted as a hero. Once again, this is just another reminder of why we must get Donald Trump in the White House!!!!
Pregnant Heifer Shot And Killed, Suspect Arrested
http://www.5newsonline.com/2016/06/15/pregnant-heifer-shot-and-killed-suspect-arrested/
7/10/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for protecting his neighborhood from a vicious dog that was part Mexican!!!!!!
Shane Rockwell from our Salem NSPA chapter, in a clear case of “police” misuse of power, was arrested recently and charged with first-degree aggravated animal abuse and recklessly endangering another person after he did nothing more than allegedly shoot a 1-year-old Miniature Pinscher-Chihuahua mix named Rosie, which obviously posed a threat to the neighborhood despite its deceptively sweet sounding name.
See, a few months ago we here at the NSPA broke the story about the Mexican government’s secret program to smuggle disease infested Chihuahuas which have been trained to attack into America as a way to counteract Donald Trump’s plan to build a wall to keep Mexican murders, rapists and drug smugglers out of America. The Mexican government is determined to destroy us one way or another and what better way to do it than with an under the radar army of killer Chihuahua diablo dogs?!?
Patriot Rockwell recognized this threat when he saw the dog casing the neighborhood from the fenced in yard of its clueless owner. Worse yet, Rosie’s owner was running a state certified preschool and day care center out of her home. Patriot Rockwell knew he had to act immediately to save all of the children in the day care at the home so he shot into the yard and injured Rosie, who was euthanized thankfully before she was able to hurt any of the children or other residents in the neighborhood.
However, due to political correctness, nobody besides the NSPA has the cojones to talk honestly about the threat these Chihuahuas pose to our country. Worse yet, Patriot Rockwell is now facing a felony charge for taking a stand and defending the neighborhood. Our collective hearts broke here at the NSPA executive offices when one of the other members from our Salem chapter who was there on the scene contacted us to report as the “police” were taking Patriot Rockwell away in handcuffs, he was pretty sure he heard a little boy yelling, “Shane, come back!”
If I weren’t such a real man, I might have felt a tear or two start to form in my eyes when I heard this. However, I’m a real man, and I never cry just like Donald Trump! See, earlier this year when Jimmy Fallon asked him on ‘The Tonight Show’ if he ever cries, Patriot Trump replied, “Yeah, when I was one, I cried.” It sure will be nice to have a real man in the White House once he is elected!!!
Family mourns death of dog outside of Salem daycare
7/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for committing the horrific crime of being an American who celebrated the 4th of July!!!
Matthew Barszczak from our Boca Raton NSPA chapter was arrested early Tuesday morning and charged with illegally discharging a firearm in public and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence after he allegedly shot at least 128 rounds from an AK 47 to celebrate the 4th of July. See, all the trouble started Monday just before midnight when some busybody, window watcher neighbor called the Palm Beach County “Sheriff’s” Office to complain about Patriot Barszczak shooting an AK 47 repeatedly into the air and the ground.
So the “deputies” showed up and surrounded Patriot Barszczak on the front lawn. Then they ordered him to drop his weapon as if he were some sort of a dangerous criminal. Patriot Barszcazk dropped the AK 47 and a revolver and ran into the house, as he later explained, because he was scared and didn’t know who was yelling at him. Once he came back out, he reasonably explained to the “deputies” he was simply celebrating the 4th of July. Sure enough, they ignored the facts of the case and arrested Patriot Barszczak.
Isn’t it interesting with Dictator Obama in the White House that celebrating the 4th of July is now considered to be a crime? I suppose he only wants us to celebrate May 1st for International Workers’ Day like they used to back in what he considers to be the good old days of the Soviet Union. Rest assured, once Donald Trump takes back the White House, no Good Guys With A Gun will be getting arrested on the 4th of July!!! We’re going to be taking that day back!!! Good Guys With A Gun of the world, UNITE!!!!
PBSO: Man fired AK-47 into air 128 times Fourth of July west of Boca
7/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for having the foresight to bring his Glock 27 to a Black Lives Matter rally in Portland!!!!!
Michael Strickland from our Portland NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with menacing and disorderly conduct just because he drew his Glock 27 and swung it from side to side to defend himself from the Black Lives Matter protesters who had taken over the streets of Portland to have their Don’s Shoot PDX march.
See, the real story is that the Portlandia lamestream media wanted to take Patriot Strickland, who they label as a right-wing agitator, down because he regularly exposes irrational acts of liberals by videotaping them at left leaning events and posting the videos on the absolutely hilarious ‘Laughing At Liberals’ youtube channel. Let me tell you, this ‘Laughing At Liberals’ channel is almost as funny as ‘Red Eye with Tom Shillue’, the irreverent and brilliant comedy/current events gabfest on Fox News. Now that’s saying something!
Well, Patriot Strickland was at the march with his video camera to catch the liberals in attendance doing something foolish and irresponsible (talk about fish in a barrel!!!!) when all of a sudden there were about six or eight black people walking toward him. Hello!!!! This is precisely why we have concealed carry.
So Patriot Strickland did what any sensible Patriot would do when confronted by black people and liberal deviants. He drew his Glock 27, swept it from side to side and screamed, “Back off!” Sure enough, there were plenty of liberal trouble makers recording this on cell phone cameras and rushing to post on social media the videos of Patriot Strickland defending himself.
Then since Portland is liberal screw ball central the “police” showed up in their riot gear to arrest and handcuff Patriot Strickland as if he were some sort of criminal. This was like a bad Portlandia skit (but, truth be told, is there really any other kind?) that was so bad it never aired but got added on as an extra on the dvd release.
This is all part of the liberals’ power structure to keep conservative Patriots voiceless and to suppress their grievances and to heighten their sense of powerlessness. Can you really blame a marginalized White guy like Patriot Strickland for demanding to be respected!?
‘Hit the ground!’: Trump supporter pulls gun on Black Lives Matter rally in Portland
7/7/2016
Good Guy With A Gun socked with probation basically for being forced to deal with the consequences of his ex-girlfriend’s selfish decision to walk out on him and their loved one!!!!
Dustin Dewayne Kreger from our Amarillo NSPA chapter was forced to appear in Potter County Court yesterday to face the ridiculous charge of abandoning an animal after he had no choice except to shoot his Siberian Husky mix in the head three times back on September 1. Sure enough, the court system which is rigged against men (as all of us in the men’s rights movement know all too well) did not require the presence of his ex-girlfriend even though she was the person really responsible for all of this in the first place.
See, back when Patriot Kreger and his ex-girlfriend were a couple, they brought a Siberian Husky mix into their lives. However, like we see it happen all the time, one day she just selfishly walked out on Patriot Kreger and their dog. So Patriot Kreger was left as a single man to raise the dog on his own with no support from his ex-girlfriend.
Well, the responsibility of it all became too much for Patriot Kreger so on September 1 he brought the dog outside and shot it in the head three times. Unfortunately the humane ‘kill shots’ did not work, and the dog ran away into the night. Then some busybody goody two shoes found the bleeding dog and brought it to an animal clinic to save its life. Fortunately, this happened in Texas where there is no law against attempting to kill your pet so the gun hating police and prosecutors who rushed to judgment and pushed for a felony cruelty to non-livestock animals charge against Patriot Kreger were rebuffed, and the charge was reduced to a Class A misdemeanor charge of abandoning an animal.
However, justice was still not served because Patriot Kreger got hit with one year of probation, a $500 fine and a requirement to repay the cost of the veterinary bills. It just goes to show the reach and scope our enemy has because this went down in Texas. If there’s one state in America, with the possible exception of Mississippi, where you would think we would be safe from this kind of senseless persecution, it would be Texas! However, as long as Dictator Obama is in office we will never be safe anywhere, and it will be even worse if Hillary (aka Hellary around the NSPA offices) takes his place. How many more reminders do you need that we must get Donald Trump in the White House?!?!????
Man receives probation for shooting dog
http://www.amarillo.com/news/latest-news/2016-07-06/man-receives-probation-shooting-dog
7/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to learn responsible gun handling techniques in the privacy of his own home!!!!
Todd Devozza from our Collier County NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday night and charged with shooting a deadly weapon into a dwelling after he was practicing with his new shotgun in his house and allegedly fired a shotgun blast through a wall in his neighbor’s house and almost struck her while she was watching television with her daughter.
See, it was July 3rd and Patriot Devozza was simply getting into a good pre-4th of July vibe by having a few (or maybe more) cocktails while handling his new shotgun in the privacy of his own home. Furthermore, he was acting as a responsible citizen because he purchased the shotgun for home defense so it was important for him to get as much practice time with it as he could. What better tribute could there be to the 4th of July? It sure was a good thing we had a whole bunch of Good Guys With A Gun armed with muskets back in 1776 because we never would have been free from the United Kingdom without them so Patriot Devozza was simply keeping the spirit of ‘76 alive and well prior to his arrest.
See, this was in Florida after all, and we need to have as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible armed and ready to stand their ground to protect us from all of the dangerous non-White, non-Christian killers who are pouring into the state to destroy America with Dictator Obama’s tacit approval!
Besides, what’s really the big deal in Patriot Devozza’s case? Neither his neighbor nor her daughter actually got shot, and they now have one hell of a story to tell. Also, Patriot Devozza acted as a job creator for the drywaller who was hired to fix the hole in the wall in his neighbor’s house. More important, Patriot Devozza picked up valuable experience handling his new gun so, if anything, this whole situation is a classic win-win.
Sadly, though, the gun-hating goons in the Collier County Sheriff’s Department had their quota to meet so they arrested Patriot Devozza in an obvious attempt to obliterate Jeb! Bush’s legacy as a champion of the insecure, small-penised, White guy movement with his introduction of Stand Your Ground Legislation in Florida. This is just another reminder of why we must get Donald J. Trump elected President at all costs possible.
Man learning to use shotgun nearly shoots Collier woman
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/32379126/man-learning-to-use-shotgun-nearly-shoots-collier-woman
7/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun has his weapons confiscated two times in 9 months by the Portland “police”!!!!!
Spencer Thomas Johnson from our Portland NSPA chapter had his guns confiscated by the Portland “police” on Saturday just 9 months after the Portland “police” confiscated more than 30 weapons, including AR-15 rifles, from him.
So you’re probably wondering how the Portland “police” finagled this gratuitous gun grab. Well, here’s how. Back in October an out of state relative of Patriot Johnson’s girlfriend at the time contacted the Portland “police” to ask them to do a wellness check on the girlfriend. Two “police” officers arrived to the home Patriot Johnson shared with her and observed Patriot Johnson ignore them and walk toward her with a loaded 9mm pistol after she let them in. The reckless “police” drew their guns on him and ordered him to hand over his gun. Patriot Johnson continued to ignore them and said to her, “You called the cops…I can’t believe you called the cops.”
Eventually he turned over his gun to the “police” who handcuffed him and charged him with, get this, two counts of interfering with a police officer, attempted assault and harassment. They did this after he reasonably explained he didn’t immediately hand over his gun to them because he wasn’t sure who they were and he wanted to protect his girlfriend from armed intruders. Worse yet, they used this as an excuse to confiscate his 30 weapons, including the AR-15 rifles.
Well, Patriot Johnson’s girlfriend really wanted to make him look like a bad guy so she claimed to the “police” that he had repeatedly threatened to shoot her and that she felt he was going to eventually kill her.
Even with such flimsy “evidence”, the judge threw the book at Patriot Johnson after he agreed to plead guilty to a single count of interfering with a police officer. The judge burdened him with 18 months of probation, including a prohibition on possessing guns or other weapons, a requirement to take a domestic violence course and 40 hours of community service. On top of all this, Patriot Johnson’s girlfriend walked out on him. However, Patriot Johnson was such a great catch that he moved in with another girlfriend all but immediately.
Well, we don’t know exactly what happened on Saturday night, but the Portland “police” showed up to the apartment Patriot Johnson shared with his new girlfriend and apparently found her dead from a single gunshot wound so they immediately arrested Patriot Johnson and charged him with murder and unlawful possession of a weapon. However, we’re guessing there’s a pretty good chance those armed intruders Patriot Johnson was determined to protect his previous girlfriend from may have pulled the trigger. However, we’re sure the Portland “police” won’t investigate this because they already got what they really want, a Good Guy With A Gun locked up in jail!!!!!
Former girlfriend: ‘He is eventually going to kill’
http://katu.com/news/local/se-portland-murder-suspect-had-checkered-past
7/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun vilified on social media basically just for trying to teach three of his children the importance of gun safety and how to protect your family at the High Noon Guns shooting range in Sarasota, Florida. Well, when it’s all said and done, at least we can be sure two of the children certainly learned the importance of being careful when handling a gun!
William Brumby from our Sarasota NSPA chapter has certainly been taking a beating on social media for the past 24 hours all because yesterday he took three of his seven children to the High Noon Guns shooting range for a little gun safety and family protection training and accidentally shot and killed his 14-year-old son.
According to witnesses Patriot Brumby fired his trusty .22 semi-automatic pistol, which ejected a super hot shell casing which bounced off a wall and ricocheted into his shirt. Well, since it was super hot, he reflexively reached his gun hand back to try to brush it off, and, well, one thing led to another and the gun went off again, causing a bullet to ricochet off the ceiling into his 14-year-old son.
As one of Patriot Brumby’s sons explained, “He wanted to take us to the shooting range to spend time with us but also teach us how to be a man; how to protect the family when it needed to be protected.” Hey, there are going to be a few mistakes along this learning curve, but as we stated earlier, we’re sure Patriot Brumby’s other two children learned to be really, really, really, really careful when handling a gun.
Sure enough, the internet trolls are coming out in full force to condemn Patriot Brumby for what they consider to be irresponsible recklessness that is all but impossible to process. That’s exactly how those liberal, self-loathing-American, gun haters operate.
Just to prove Patriot Brumby is above reproach, I checked the Sarasota County voter registration records and confirmed he is a Republican and under ‘Race’ he is listed: White, Non Hispanic. Case closed! What more proof do you need he was not at fault here? Besides, as it notes in many of the articles about this incident, Patriot Brumby is a Christian so it’s not like he is some Muslim determined to hurt as many people as possible!!
It’s time to leave Patriot Brumby alone so he can get back to the business of using guns to protect his family and all of the good citizens of Sarasota. He is precisely the type of Good Guy With A Gun we here at the NSPA and our brothers in arms at the NRA tirelessly tout as the stoic, unflappable protector who will step in during any chaotic spasm of violence to selflessly act as our savior from the threats of Muslims, Mexicans, unarmed black teenagers and government troops sent out to confiscate our guns and herd us into FEMA concentration camps!!!!!!
Sheriff: Teen died after accidentally being shot by father
http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/sarasotacounty/sheriff-teen-died-after-being-shot-by-father/263182630
7/3/2016
Would the Houston “police” please stop calling our NSPA executive office to get the names and phone numbers of the members of our Houston NSPA chapter? We have a perfectly good explanation for where they were this morning around 5:00 AM, and it involves Cowboy Troy!!
To the members of the Houston “police” department who have been flooding the voicemail and email here at the NSPA executive offices to ask for the names and contact information for the members of our Houston NSPA chapter, we would like to kindly inform you all that none of them could have possibly been involved in the early morning ambush shooting of the Muslim doctor outside of the Madrasah Islamiah mosque which you all are apparently “investigating.”
See, all of our Houston chapter members were busy early this morning planning for their Houston Glock Con, which is being held August 17-20 at the Norris Conference Center. They were busy selecting the entertainment for Glock Con, and the meeting went all night and into the early morning hours around the time of the shooting. We are excited to announce Cowboy Troy will be headlining the entertainment. We have been a big fan of Cowboy Troy ever since we saw him perform at the 2008 Republican Convention. Who would have ever thought there would be a black guy who sings country music and favors John McCain and Sarah Palin over Barack Obama? Well, we’re glad we found one, and we are tickled to have him perform for us.
Unfortunately we don’t have any minutes from the meeting because our office girl Cheryl wasn’t able to be there, and we weren’t going to have any of our Houston chapter members do any kind of secretary work. Also, all of our Houston chapter members are good Christians and responsible gun owners who are pledged to keep America safe so that really should be all the proof you need to take them off your list of suspects. So please stop harassing us because it really is unfair that we are constantly being suspected of some sort of involvement with all of these targeted shootings nowadays. It just goes to show the damage irresponsible Democrat politicians can create when they are so quick to gin up fear for their own political purposes by pointing their fingers at us. #theyhave noshame
Muslim eye doctor is ambushed and shot while on his way to Houston mosque just one day after a Muslim man was attacked in Florida
7/2/2016
Good Granny With A Gun arrested for simply using the firearms self defense training she got at one of our NSPA Community Outreach seminars!!!!
Sarah Schisel from Manitowoc, WI and a recent graduate of the NSPA Community Outreach seminar on firearms self defense training we held at the Manitowoc Senior Center on Custer St. was arrested Wednesday evening and charged with suspicion of reckless endangerment and carrying a concealed weapon. However, truth be told, the Manitowoc “police” really arrested her for doing nothing more than using the training we provided her.
See, all this nonsense started early Wednesday evening when Sister Schisel’s neighbor claimed he had lost his pet duck and suspected it might be on her property. Sister Schisel insisted she didn’t have his damn duck and invited him to search her garage to prove it wasn’t anywhere on her property. Once the neighbor stepped into the garage, Sister Schisel pulled a pistol from her shirt pocket and pointed it toward his stomach.
This is exactly how we had trained Sister Schisel to respond in such a scenario. At our firearms self defense seminars we cover the obvious and well known threats such as Muslims, Mexicans, and unarmed black teenagers and the lesser known threats such as criminals who employ the Des Moines Duck Scam to catch unsuspecting homeowners off guard. In this scam the criminal approaches the homeowner, claiming to be desperately searching for his beloved pet duck. Then, after the good hearted but naive homeowner lets his/her guard down and invites him to take a look, the criminal pounces.
Now, unfortunately there’s only so much self defense we can teach a woman (particularly an old woman), and this dangerous, duckless grifter knocked her down before she could fire a shot. The Manitowoc “police” showed up and started grilling Sister Schisel. She told them she was aware that bullets were in the gun and that the gun safety was off. After all, this is exactly how we taught her to be prepared for any threat. Well, the Manitowoc “police” wanted to intimidate all of the other graduates from our Manitowoc seminar so they arrested Sister Schisel to make an example of her.
See, they don’t want anybody discovering that well armed citizens, even women under certain circumstances, can protect a community just as effectively as tax payer financed “professional” (yeah, right) “police” officers. We will not be stopped, though, and we are registering students for our next seminar to be held in Carbondale, Illinois on Saturday, July 23 at 2:00 PM at the Senior Adult Services Center on N. Springer St. If you are not able to attend, please have your gun loaded and be ready if some slick talking sociopath comes calling and claims he’s looking for his lost duck. BEWARE, THEY’RE COMING!!!!!!!!
Woman threatens man with gun over missing duck
http://www.htrnews.com/story/news/2016/06/30/woman-threatens-man-gun-over-missing-duck/86553812/
7/1/2016
Good Guy With A Gun falsely arrested because of shoddy, lazy, unreliable “police” work!!!!!
Terry Ray Baker from our Clarksville NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with carjacking after he allegedly pointed a gun at a woman and stole her car at a car wash on Fort Campbell Blvd.
This is an outrageous miscarriage of justice, and we have just dispatched the NSPA legal team to Clarksville to have this obviously invalid charge thrown out. See, here’s what infuriates us about how the investigation of this case was handled. The alleged “police” had the alleged “victim” of the alleged “carjacking” identify Patriot Baker as the perpetrator from a photo lineup!?!?!
Come on, we all know how unreliable photo lineups can be. Most crime “victims” can’t remember anything distinctive about a stranger’s appearance after a brief, chaotic encounter, and we’re sure the “victim” in this case didn’t actually recognize Patriot Baker from all of the photographs presented to her. No, we’re sure she didn’t want to admit she was too panicky and overly emotional (like most women would be) at the time of the carjacking to remember anything about the carjacker’s appearance so she just picked a picture at random.
Unfortunately, Patriot Baker, who could pass for any average Joe you might walk past on the street, now has to pay the price for her feckless decision to pick his picture out of the lineup. Sadly, the “police” were all too willing to go along with this because all they cared about was getting another Good Guy With A Gun off the streets!!!!
Police: Suspect pointed gun at woman, stole her car
http://www.clarksvillenow.com/local/police-suspect-pointed-gun-woman-stole-car/
6/30/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for nothing more than being an entrepreneur, which is a high crime in Dictator Obama’s Socialist wonderland which used to be the United States of America!!!!!
Michael Giannone from our New Fairfield NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday and charged with nine counts of possession of an assault weapon, three counts of possession of silencers, 65 counts of possession of a high-capacity magazine, improper storage of firearms, risk of injury to a minor and possession of weapon on school grounds.
These same “authorities” arrested him back in March and charged him with firearms trafficking, possession of an assault weapon, sale of assault weapons, possession/sale of a high-capacity magazine and illegal firearms transfers.
Truth be told, the “authorities” arrested Patriot Giannone on these two occasions because they wanted to punish him for being a self reliant businessman rather than being some handout seeking bum who wants the “government” to take care of him. See, Patriot Giannone was doing nothing more than running a business out of his home. He even had a business card with the catchy motto: No names, no numbers, no witnesses.
Patriot Giannone was simply manufacturing and selling assault weapons from his home. Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak started Apple in a garage and were lauded as heroes, but Patriot Giannone started a business in his garage and got treated as a common criminal. The difference here is that Patriot Giannone’s business was making assault rifles, and we all know much the “government” hates guns so this was inevitable.
Sure enough, the “authorities” invaded his home to make a big production, but they turned up empty handed. All they found were 59 firearms (48 of them were illegal), 9 unregistered assault rifles, including two AK-47 assault weapons and 5 AR-15 assault weapons with no serial numbers, including one rifle with an illegal silencer, as well as 2 additional silencers and 65 illegal high-capacity magazines, 12 illegal AR-15 lower receivers without serial numbers and over 10,000 live rounds of ammunition.
Look, with Dictator Obama clearly planning to confiscate all of our assault rifles before he leaves office, Patriot Giannone only did what every successful businessman has done. He identified a need (the replacement of all of the assault rifles Dictator Obama will be confiscating) and produced a product to satisfy that need. That’s precisely why the “authorities” knew they had to take him out, and this is precisely why we need to get Donald Trump in the White House!!!
New Fairfield man arrested for making and selling illegal assault style weapons
http://www.fox61.com/2016/06/21/new-fairfield-man-arrested-for-making-and-selling-illegal-ar-15s/
6/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun’s use of a crossbow only highlights the futility and pointlessness of gun control legislation!!!!!!!
Paul Kuzan from our Philadelphia NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday night and charged with murder and possessing an instrument of a crime after he allegedly shot his second wife of 9 days with a high-velocity crossbow as she sat in a chair in their home, according to the “police” report.
Not only is Patriot Kuzan a member of our Philadelphia chapter, but he is also a devout practitioner of the Christian faith. See, he made sure everybody who visited his Facebook page knew about his Christian faith. Sure, all of the haters claim his Christian faith was nothing more than a fraud because they claimed he was an unstable, vicious, abusive pig of a man who terrorized his first wife during their 10 year marriage, but that’s because they don’t believe in God and want to discredit any faithful Christian. Hell, if he had been a Muslim, they would have bent over backwards to portray him as just a regular guy like you and me.
Sure enough, the Philadelphia lamestream media piled on and printed court records of his arrest and no contest plea on charges of patronizing prostitutes and solicitation. It figures a liberal, atheistic reporter would know nothing about the Bible and Jesus’ relationship with Mary Magdalene so this egghead reporter failed to realize Patriot Kuzan had been doing nothing more than probably preaching to the prostitutes in Philadelphia and got caught up in a dragnet to clear Good Guys With Guns from the streets.
Now we aren’t exactly sure what happened between Patriot Kuzan and his new bride just prior to the crossbow shooting, but we would like to point out Patriot Kuzan didn’t need a high power assault rifle to kill his wife. Therefore, what would be the point of outlawing or restricting access to semi-automatic handguns and assault rifles? Even if the government were to do away with every one of these guns, you could still kill somebody with a high-velocity crossbow. So why even bother?
Look, it’s obvious that the real issue here was the assault on Patriot Kuzan’s Christianity by the liberal forces of acceptance for women’s rights and homosexuality and the normalization of the Muslim faith. If his Christian faith had not been corrupted by these corrosive societal forces, we are sure none of this would have ever happened!!!!!
‘I am God,’ alleged crossbow killer once told daughter, her grandfather says
6/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for defending the sanctity of Christian marriage and the family unit!!!!!
Bobby Thompson from our Cabell County NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged today with first-degree murder and wanton endangerment (whatever the Hell that is) all because he allegedly shot and killed a young man he suspected of having an affair with his wife.
According to the West Virginia State “Police” report, Patriot Thompson tracked down his wife sitting with a 22-year-old young man, who Patriot Thompson suspected was her boyfriend, in her car parked near the Cox Landing Public Library, Cox Landing Elementary School and the Riviera Country Club golf course. Well, apparently Patriot Thompson shot into the car and killed the young man. He drove away but turned himself in to the “police” an hour later and confessed to the shooting according to court documents.
Sure enough, this case was red meat for the anti-gun crowd, and they made much of the fact that Patriot Thompson not only took away another human being’s life, but he also had selfishly jeopardized the lives of the children at the elementary school playground, the golfers on the golf course and the library patrons who were all near the site of the shooting. Then they whined that the young man Patriot Thompson killed leaves behind a 3-year-old son while Patriot Thompson will leave his four children without a father for the duration of his inevitable prison sentence.
However, we would like to point out, though his actions may have been a tad bit on the excessive side, Patriot Thompson really wasn’t doing anything other than defending the sanctity of Christian marriage between one man and one woman and the sanctity of the family unit.
Just like the manner by which Eve invited unending strife and misery into this world by tempting Adam with that damn apple of hers, when you think about it, isn’t Patriot Thompson’s wife really the one responsible for everything that happened here? If she hadn’t tempted that young man into her car for whatever purpose, Patriot Thompson never would have been forced to pull his gun out to defend his marriage, his family and the very tenets of Christianity.
However, we male Christians are having our rights taken away every day so should we really be surprised that Patriot Thompson was the one person singled out for punishment in this case? Yet again, these entries are becoming a daily reminder of why we need to get Donald Trump elected as President!!!
UPDATE: Man says deadly shooting was over wife’s affair, according to WVSP
http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Man-shot-in-Cabell-County-384618011.html
6/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being a good father by teaching his one-year-old son how to be a Good Baby With A Gun!!!!!
Jason Luman from our Bloomington NSPA chapter was arrested this weekend and charged with neglect of a dependent all because his one-year-old son pointed Patriot Luman’s handgun at a maintenance worker who was in the family’s apartment to fix a leak.
Apparently Patriot Luman’s infant son removed the gun from the unlocked dresser drawer where Patriot Luman had kept it safely secured. His son then climbed on a dining room counter, tucked the handgun under his arm, climbed down and pointed it at one of the members of the maintenance crew. However, instead of praising the infant for already displaying the qualities of being a real man, the scaredy cat crew members quickly confiscated the gun and called the “police”.
Well, the Bloomington “police” will never pass up the opportunity to confiscate a gun so they rushed to the apartment to conduct their “investigation”. First off, they completely disregarded Patriot Luman’s account of the events, which rightly put the blame for what happened squarely on the maintenance crew. See, Patriot Luman explained the crew must have moved a baby gate meant to keep the boy from getting into the room. Sure enough, the cowardly crew denied this and claimed they had stepped over the gate. Yeah, right!
Look, Patriot Luman should have been commended for teaching his son to be so comfortable around guns. What if a Mexican or a Muslim had broken into the apartment? They would have been staring down the barrel of a gun being held by this infant enforcer. That’s what would have happened! This is precisely the type of responsible gun ownership we constantly promote and use as a rationale to justify our entitlement to unfettered access to any gun we want. Furthermore, just think of all of the kidnapings we could prevent every year if we armed every baby with a gun!
However, you can rest assured the hysterical scare mongers in the Democrat party will obey their masters at Moveon.org and will block any common sense gun legislation like this idea of mine to arm infants. This is just another reminder of why we must get Donald Trump elected to the White House in November!!!
Bloomington father faces neglect charge after 1-year-old boy points gun at maintenance workers
6/26/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for trying to protect a number of Detroit area drivers from Islamic extremist terrorists after he narrowly avoided the hazard of a woman driver!!!!
Michael Ziccarelli from our Southfield NSPA chapter is lucky to be alive today after encountering a woman driver on the Lodge Freeway in Detroit last week. Unfortunately, Patriot Ziccarelli was arrested and charged with two counts of assault with intent to murder, two counts of assault with intent to do great bodily harm and six counts of felonious assault as a result of the good deed he tried to do after surviving the hazard of the woman driver.
See, all this nonsense started when Patriot Ziccarelli rammed his car into a car being driven by a 66-year-old woman and caused her to crash into a wall along the highway. There is no doubt she was the driver responsible for the accident because we have all dealt with the danger posed by a woman driver. We figure she was putting on make up while driving and almost ran him off the road, which caused him to crash into her. Sure, some of the internet trolls have already been shooting down this theory by questioning whether a 66-year-old woman would be putting on make up while driving. To this argument, I point out that the vanity of a woman has never been acquainted with the constraints which should come with age.
Since this was Detroit, after all, Patriot Ziccarelli had to be careful so he got out of his car with a shotgun and started walking toward the other driver and pointing his gun at her, according to the “police” report. See, the suburbs of Detroit have a large Muslim population so there was a good chance they might encounter a dangerous, unstable Islamic extremist terrorist. We’re sure Patriot Ziccarelli was just trying to signal to her the need to get out of there before any Islamic extremist terrorists showed up.
Meanwhile, another woman driver stopped to help. Well, Patriot Ziccarelli fired at her car from about three lengths away because we’re sure he wanted her to get the Hell out of there as well before the Islamic extremist terrorists showed up. Then in quick succession Patriot Ziccarelli allegedly pointed his gun at a male driver from Livonia, a woman driver from Wyandotte and a male driver from Grosse Pointe. Again, he surely did this to make sure they got away immediately before encountering a Muslim terrorist.
Well, Patriot Ziccarelli’s strategy for clearing the scene of all potential terrorism victims worked because all of the drivers sped away after he pointed his gun at them. However, instead of getting a big, well deserved “thank you” from the “authorities”, they searched his car and confiscated the five guns he had with him.
Ultimately, gun confiscation is what this was all about, and the amoral “authorities” didn’t care if they had to destroy the life of a Good Guy With A Gun to achieve their ends. This is just another reminder of why we must get Donald Trump elected in November!!!!
Heavily armed Lodge Freeway motorist charged in road-rage attack
6/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he had a gut feeling his girlfriend had snuck some money out of his bank account and because he had a hunch she had secretly sided with a neighbor who is suing him!!!!!!!
Virgil Everett Hyde from our Groveland NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with second-degree murder for allegedly shooting his girlfriend in the top of her head with a pistol while she was loading the washing machine in his home. Sure enough, the lamestream media has tried to paint Patriot Hyde as an insecure, volatile, White, Christian extremist because it fits the anti-gun narrative they irresponsibly pump out on a daily basis to poison the minds of gullible, easily manipulated, low information liberal cry babies.
See, there’s a whole lot more to this story that puts Patriot Hyde’s actions in a context. First off, Patriot Hyde’s girlfriend moved out of their home last week because Patriot Hyde had allegedly shot their dog. We’re guessing he probably shot the dog because maybe it had rabies, kind of like when Travis had no choice except to shoot Old Yeller at the end of that movie. You know, sometimes you just have to shoot those who you love as a way to show how much you care.
So she moved in with her mom but just had to come back to Patriot Hyde’s home Thursday night to clean and do the laundry probably because she wanted to try to provoke him into an argument. That’s just how women are most of the time. Sure enough, she must have worked her magic because they were soon arguing about money. Now, as Patriot Hyde reasonably explained to the “authorities” after the shooting, he suspected she might have taken some money out of his bank account. Also, he had been thinking that maybe she had sided behind his back with a neighbor who is suing him.
See, it makes a big difference if you know what happened before (according to the “police” affidavit) Patriot Hyde shot her in the head and then shot her four more times in the shoulders as she was kneeling and then retrieved a rifle to shoot her several more times to make sure she was dead and then covered her body with a garbage bag. As we say around here at the NSPA executive headquarters, perspective is everything.
Furthermore, we see yet another indication of voter suppression here being coordinated by Dictator Obama and Crooked Hellary (that’s our new name for Hillary) because this is the third day in a row we are reporting on a member from one of our Florida NSPA chapters either being taken out or locked up to make sure they can’t vote for Donald Trump in November. We have just called an emergency NSPA executive council meeting tonight to prepare a formal policy position paper on how to address this unconscionable attempt to suppress the vote (this is 2016 for Christ’s sake – you would think this country would be beyond this by now), but until we release this position paper to the public we are advising all Good Guys With Guns in Florida to stock up on as many semi-automatic assault rifles as you can because THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!
Cops: Man shot girlfriend in head as she did laundry
http://www.dailycommercial.com/news/article_f28a71bb-e828-56a7-a4ab-470578017e40.html
6/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because some old broad completely lost her sex drive and was probably content to live her few remaining years as a spinster, watching ‘Golden Girls’ reruns on the Hulu account her grandson set up on her clunky, outdated home computer, rather than being with a REAL man !!!
Howard Sparber from our The Villages NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with armed burglary, aggravated stalking, shooting into a dwelling and criminal mischief after he allegedly fired 33 shots from his Sig Sauer 9mm semi-automatic handgun (our recommended gun for the NSPA senior circuit) into the condominium of a female neighbor with whom he had allegedly become infatuated.
The “victim” of the shooting claimed to the “authorities” she had endured Patriot Sparber’s unwanted sexual advances since November, and he had previously pointed a gun at her. She then got all melodramatic and claimed she had been going out of her way for months to avoid Patriot Sparber. Well, is it any surprise some hag two decades past the onset of menopause wouldn’t have any interest in a REAL man like Patriot Sparber?
Besides, we know she was never really in any danger because, after all, this happened in The Villages, a famous bastion of affluent, White, Christian, Republican conservatism. This kind of shit simply doesn’t go down in a place like this. Now, a woman might face the constant threat of bodily and spiritual harm if she drives an hour north to Gainesville and ends up in one of those dangerous neighborhoods full of illegal Mexicans or if she drives a couple of hours south-east to Miami and ends up in one of those Muslim no go zones, but she certainly faces no threat in The Villages.
We simply think the “authorities” framed Patriot Sparber on behalf of Dictator Obama and Crooked Hillary because they are trying to purge as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible from the Florida voter rolls in the run up to the Presidential election in November. This is just another reminder of why we must double our efforts to get Donald Trump in the White House!!!!
Man accused of shooting into home of woman he had been harassing
http://www.dailycommercial.com/news/article_e5840f0b-6f87-53dc-9cfb-9cc707fbceb4.html
The Villages: Where Republicans rule
http://www.salon.com/2012/07/11/the_villages_where_republicans_rule/
6/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun taken out (we’re pretty sure) in a staged “suicide” so the “authorities” could confiscate his guns!!!!! Come on, does this really look like a guy capable of hoarding a cache of powerful firearms to use in a spectacularly destructive act?!?!
Joseph Carmichael Reddock Jr. from our Daytona Beach NSPA chapter was found dead in his hotel room today in what the members of the Daytona “Police” are very conveniently declaring to be a suicide. Oh yeah, they found his wife dead in the room with him and also determined she had committed suicide for those of you who might actually care.
See, the “authorities” pieced together this fishy narrative that Patriot Reddock was a suspect in the beating death of his 70-year old father and had barricaded his wife and himself with a stockpile of firearms and ammunition in a room at the Regency Inn on U.S. 1. Furthermore, they claimed he was determined to engage in a shootout with the local “authorities”. However, we’re fairly sure they simply wanted to confiscate all of his guns, which he most likely had with him in the hotel room because there is always the chance of encountering an Islamic terrorist no matter where you go nowadays. So the “authorities” knew the easiest way to do this was to stage a five hour standoff and stage a double suicide by Patriot Reddock and his wife.
We believe the bomb squad robot the SWAT team used to breach the door into Patriot Reddock’s room was actually equipped with some sort of gun and shot Patriot Reddock and his wife in the head. Just look at the gloating picture the Daytona “Police” posted on their Twitter page of the “armory” they hauled out of Patriot Reddock’s room.
It’s as if Kylie Jenner had just been named Daytona “Police” Chief and was put in charge of the Department’s Twitter account. Well, we hope the Daytona “Police” are proud of themselves for taking down a Good Guy With A Gun and confiscating his semi-automatic weapons, but their day of reckoning will come when they encounter a semi-automatic wielding Islamic terrorist, and there is no Good Guy With A Gun nearby to have their backs. #unintendedconsequences
SJC murder suspect, wife commit suicide while on the run from police in Daytona Beach
6/22/2016
Good Guy With A Gun forced to plead guilty to voluntary manslaughter basically all because Polo Ralph Lauren cologne smells so good!!!!!
Abraham Bratcher from our Valparaiso NSPA chapter was hauled into Porter Superior Court yesterday and coerced into pleading guilty to a felony count of voluntary manslaughter for the shooting death of one of his good buddies back on April 2, 2014. We are shocked to learn Patriot Bratcher is facing a 20-year prison term even though it is obvious to anybody who followed the trial that it was Patriot Bratcher’s friend who was really responsible for the shooting.
See, all this nonsense started that night when Patriot Bratcher and his buddy got together for an evening of drinking, smoking marijuana and break dancing. Sure enough the internet trolls have been slamming us with questions about why two men in their 30s got together for an evening of break dancing, as if to imply there was something kind of swishy going on. Let me just say, anybody who has seen ‘Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo’ can attest there was nothing swishy about Ozone and Turbo. They were totally straight so it’s time for all of the haters from the progressive left out there to grow the Hell up!!!
Well, things did admittedly get a little strange when Patriot Bratcher caught his friend trying to steal his cologne and another friend’s Smith & Wesson AR-15, which led the two of them to get into a tugging match over the gun. Then one thing led to another and before Patriot Bratcher knew it, as he explained to the “authorities”, his friend was no longer alive and had one bullet wound in his chest and two in his legs.
Sure enough, the county “officials” wanted to railroad Patriot Bratcher so they had the coroner produce a rigged autopsy which claimed the friend wasn’t shot at close range as Patriot Bratcher had claimed. Instead, the coroner claimed he was shot at an intermediate range and was facing away from Patriot Bratcher, possibly in a defensive position.
Then the “authorities” tried to make Patriot Bratcher look bad by claiming he spent 20 minutes after the shooting calling his father, sister and the other friend who owned the AR-15 before finally getting around to calling 911.
It is obvious the county prosecutor was engaging in the magician’s art of misdirection by introducing all of these non-essential factors in the case. This deceitful legal strategy also hid the blatantly obvious fact that none of this would have happened if Patriot Bratcher’s buddy had not felt the compulsion to steal the cologne. However, should it really come as a surprise? After all, in Dictator Obama’s America nobody except for us REAL Americans can take responsibility for their own actions!!!!
Man pleads guilty to friend’s shooting death
6/21/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his estranged wife and her twin sister were probably emotionally needy, strangely codependent and unable to establish their own identities!!!
Kelley Eugene Bigham from our Point NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with two counts of capital murder after he allegedly shot and killed his estranged wife and her twin sister. However, once again, as it always happens when a Good Guy With A Gun gets arrested, the lamestream media is downplaying the role the “victims” played in the shooting.
See, all the trouble started six months ago when Patriot Bigham and his estranged wife began having marital problems. Sure enough, Patriot Bigham was forced to move in with his father, and she got to stay in the house. Well, Patriot Bigham stopped by the house Monday night to pick up a few of his items.
Since this was in Texas, Patriot Bigham had a gun on him. However, we don’t know yet what Patriot Bigham’s estranged wife had done to force him to take the gun out of the pocket of his shorts and to begin shooting. Furthermore, his estranged wife’s twin sister was with her when Patriot Bigham arrived.
We’ve heard from some of the other members of our Point NSPA chapter that these twin sisters had some sort of strange codependency issue and took a little too much satisfaction in looking like each other. As a result, we can completely understand how Patriot Bigham became confused and was unsure which woman he needed to shoot. If they had been emotionally secure enough to establish their own identities, he would have known which one was his estranged wife and wouldn’t have needed to shoot both of them.
Besides, it’s not like Patriot Bigham is some sort of emotionally immature, desperately insecure sociopath because after the shootings he sent his daughter a text to say he was sorry.
Sadly, with Patriot Bigham in jail, there is now one less Good Guy With A Gun patrolling the streets of Texas to protect its citizens from illegal Mexicans who are sneaking across the border to commit violent home invasions and kill the inhabitants. At least once President Trump gets his wall built we won’t have to worry about this anymore!!
Man accused of killing wife, her twin sister in McKinney texts daughter: ‘I’m sorry’
6/20/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his ungrateful son accused him of being a bad parent!!!!!!
David Farrell from our Urbana NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with three counts of first-degree murder for allegedly shooting and killing his 29-year-old son Matthew. Sure enough, the local lamestream media loves to sensationalize a case in which a father shoots and kills his son because it so easily fits their anti-gun agenda, which allows them to ignore the root cause of a shooting like this one.
See, according to the story Patriot Farrell told the “police”, things really got out of hand when his son came to his house early Sunday morning last week and instigated an argument by accusing Patriot Farrell of being a bad father. Patriot Farrell knew the stakes were high and his life was at risk because he claimed this same disobedient descendant had come to the house hours earlier and kicked him in the back. Therefore Patriot Farrell obviously had no choice except to stand his ground by shooting and killing his son.
Sure enough, the doubting Thomas who occupies the office of the Champaign County Assistant State’s Attorney tried to bias the jury by claiming the “police” found no injuries on Patriot Farrell to back up his claims of suffering an assault. However, we all know how the “police” can doctor their reports to cover up the truth. It happens all the time to Christian White men!
First and foremost, though, the most offensive aspect of this case was the awful offspring’s ignorance of the Bible. See, none of this would have ever happened if Patriot Farrell’s son had known the following passage:
Proverbs 20:20 If one curses his father or his mother, his lamp will be put out in utter darkness.
If his son had known this, he would have kept his mouth shut to keep his lamp lit and Patriot Farrell would still be free!!!
Father formally charged with murder in son’s death
http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2016-06-13/father-formally-charged-murder-sons-death.html
6/19/2016
Member of our Cincinnati NSPA chapter encounters slight delay in getting his concealed carry license.
Well, you all may have heard the news about the fatal accidental shooting yesterday at the Kay Jay Gun Shop in Monroe Township which occurred during a concealed carry license class. It just so happens that six new members from our Cincinnati NSPA chapter were attending the class, and it just so happens it was one of our Cincinnati NSPA members who accidentally shot and killed the store owner who was conducting the class. See, while our member was practicing a weapon malfunction drill, his finger slipped on the trigger and sent a bullet into the neck of the store owner.
While this was an unfortunate accident, this is the type of incident which is just naturally going to happen in the course of training a cadre of Good Guys With Guns who need to be equipped to carry guns in public so they can step forward and bravely shoot terrorists in the midst of sudden, chaotic bursts of violence instead of relying on “professional” (yeah, right) law enforcement officers to keep us safe. Our member got this rookie mistake out of his system and surely learned his lesson. Won’t you feel safer knowing he will soon be on the streets with a gun to keep you safe? Of course you will.
Yes, the gun store owner sadly lost his life toward this end, but like my mother always said, you have to break eggs to make an omelette. Also, it’s like my father always said, you have to break the bones in your son’s arms any time he shows weakness to make sure he grows up to be a real man. Sleep well, citizens of Cincinnati. The NSPA has your back!!!!!
Clermont Co. gun shop owner killed in accidental shooting
6/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the irresponsible actions of a security guard, who obviously was some sort of a pathologically insecure little man who pathetically had some sort of control issues!!!!!
Eric Robbins from our Victorville NSPA chapter was sentenced last week to life in prison without the possibility of parole after being convicted for the sniper style shooting death of a 26-year-old father of four who had just finished his shift as a convenience store clerk and was heading home to be with his family. The most infuriating aspect of this case is the fact that the store security guard, who instigated the situation and ultimately forced Patriot Robbins to use a .308 rifle while lying on the ground of a dark dirt lot 140 yards away from the convenience store, was not held the least bit accountable for the murder.
See, the trouble all started when Patriot Robbins entered the convenience store on a Sunday night in August 2013 but was turned away by this tough guy security guard who explained the money inside the cash drawer was being counted. We’re calling bullshit on this because the security guard was obviously one of these pathetically insecure baby men who resort to disasterously destructive confrontational behaviors to overcompensate for a searing and overwhelming sense of inadequacy. This security guard simply wanted to show Patriot Robbins who was boss.
So Patriot Robbins had no choice but to leave in a huff and get in his pickup truck to drive to the dark lot down the block so he get in position with his rifle to really show who was boss. Well, apparently the security guard and the hardworking store clerk who had just finished his shift had been wearing similar clothing so you can totally understand how Patriot Robbins accidentally shot the clerk as he walked out of the store to go home to be with his family.
Not only did the “authorities” fail to hold the security guard accountable for this shooting, but they also failed to hold any of Patriot Robbins’ family members accountable for their roles in the shooting. See, after the homicide “detectives” got a hold of Patriot Robbins, they completely disregarded his explanation that an argument he had gotten into with family members earlier in the day had upset him, which emotionally set the stage for him to snap when he had the confrontation with the big shot security guard.
See, if only these family members and the security guard had shown Patriot Robbins the respect he deserves, none of this would have ever happened. However, since this happened in California, you just knew Governor “Moonbeam” Brown would do the bidding of Dictator Obama and would make sure the Good Guy With A Gun was the one who would take the fall!!!!
In Sniper-Style Killing of Young Father, Shooter Gets Life Sentence
6/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for protecting the citizens of Toledo from a vicious dog trying to pass itself off as a harmless 2-year-old terrier chained to a post!!!!
Daniel Gill from our Toledo NSPA chapter was inexplicably found guilty on Wednesday of animal cruelty and discharging a firearm in city limits all because back in May he used his concealed carry permit to whip out his gun and protect the good people of Toledo from the threat posed by an obviously vicious 2-year-old terrier that had been chained to a post outside a grocery store while its owner ran inside to purchase a soda. Luckily Patriot Gill was able to kill the dog before it could use its crazed canine strength to break away from its chain to maim and maul innocent bystanders.
Sure enough, the dog’s irresponsible owner ran out of the store pleading Patriot Gill not to harm his dog, which he later maudlinly referred to as his best friend when he was desperately trying to manipulate the local lamestream media into feeling sorry for him, and demanded the “police” be called to arrest Patriot Gill.
First off, before anybody falls for the dog owner’s cloying craftiness, we would like to point out the dog’s name was, get this, Cujo, the name everybody instantly recognizes as the name of a demonic killer dog! Yes, the freaking dog’s name was Cujo! We couldn’t make this stuff up! What more proof do you need that this dog posed a vicious threat?
When the “police” showed up, Patriot Gill tried to explain to them he had no choice except to shoot to kill because Cujo was attacking him. Well, the “police” claimed to view security video of the shooting and then claimed nothing on the video supported Patriot Gill’s claim. However, everybody knows how easy it is to doctor video so should we really be surprised by this claim? No!
See, the Toledo “police” have a vested interest in preventing the citizens of Toledo from discovering a Good Guy With A Gun acting on his own without expectation of remuneration can protect them even more effectively than a bunch of overpaid “professional” police officers, who further saddle us with tax payer funded pensions upon retirement.
Sadly, Patriot Gill now faces sentencing for his “crimes” July 8 in Toledo Municipal Court, which ironically comes only 4 days after the birthday celebration of our nation’s establishment of freedom from tyranny. Furthermore, we see Dictator Obama’s fingerprints all over this. Toledo has a large Lebanese population so he is obviously in cahoots with Hezbollah and is up to something in Toledo. We’re not exactly sure yet what he’s up to, but it only makes sense that he would want to lock up a Good Guy With A Gun like Patriot Gill to make sure he can’t interfere with his plans, whatever they are!!!!
Toledo man who shot chained dog in front of grocery store guilty of cruelty
6/16/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect underage children from online Mexican and Muslim predators!!!!!
Kreg Costa from our Sunrise NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday for 29 child sex-related charges, including child pornography and illicit sexual contact, and sadly had no choice but to shoot himself as a way to escape these obviously bogus charges.
See, Patriot Costa was a Sergeant with the Broward County Sheriff Department and was accused of using his computer at work to view websites dedicated to child pornography, incest and bondage for three to four hours a night during his work on the midnight shift. All this nonsense started a couple of months ago when some of his busy body coworkers started questioning why Patriot Costa would lock himself in his office with the lights off for hours at a time with his uniform belt and gun belt removed.
So they called in the even busier bodies with the Public Corruption Unit who started snooping around on Patriot Costa’s computer and planted cameras in his office. Well, they found that Patriot Costa was visiting multiple child pornography websites and had struck up an email correspondence with a 16-year-old girl who went by the username ‘Babygirl’.
As anybody who has ever watched an episode of NBC’s ‘To Catch A Predator’ show knows, these are exactly the methods law enforcement officials use to monitor and capture depraved online sexual predators. We are sure Patriot Costa was doing his part to protect vulnerable children from all of the Mexican and Muslim predators out there who have the singular goal of harming as many White Christian (real) Americans as possible!
However, Dictator Obama and Hillary Clinton don’t want any Mexican or Muslim predators locked up in jail from now until November 8 because they want to make sure these predators are roaming our streets so they will be available to vote for Hillary for President. Therefore, they put the word out to their underlings in Broward County to shut down Patriot Costa’s operation and to frame him to make him look like the predator.
This is yet another reminder why we must get Donald Trump elected as President. He knows Dictator Obama is up to something, and he is the only person who can get to the bottom of it!!!
Married father-of-five Florida deputy facing 29 child sex-related charges fatally shoots himself after bonding out of jail
6/15/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying that Dollar Shave Club and discovering it really isn’t such a good deal!!!!!
Bruce Post III from our Lacey NSPA chapter was recently arrested and charged with five counts of unlawful possession of a weapon after members of the Lacey “police” department started snooping around an off-road spot in the woods where Patriot Post simply liked to chill and found him dressed in combat fatigues with an AK-47, a pistol, eight 30-round high capacity magazines, one 100-round drum magazine and many other types of ammunition.
Apparently New Jersey is one of those states stuck in an era of backwards thinking when prejudices thrived because this case exposed the dirty secret that some convicted felons in the state aren’t allowed to own guns. It’s sickening to know in the year 2016 this kind of discrimination can still take place in America!
Okay, so way back in 1995 Patriot Post was convicted for cleaning up a crime scene where a man had been stabbed 29 times and had his throat slit. We would like to point out Patriot Post wasn’t the one who actually committed the murder. Hell, we’ve all done things 21 years ago which don’t seem like such a good idea now, but is that really a legitimate reason for denying somebody the right to own a gun?
Furthermore, the “authorities” and the lamestream media have piled on Patriot Post to label him as a possible white supremacist just because of his mustache, which they say makes him a Hitler-wannabe. Is there anything more disgraceful than the casual racism of stereotyping people because of their physical appearance?
In regard to the mustache, one of the other members from our Lacey NSPA chapter explained Patriot Post recently tried that Dollar Shave Club after seeing one of their commercials while watching ‘Duck Dynasty’ and didn’t like the razor he received in the mail. He found the blade abrasive, which caused his skin to become extremely sensitive so he decided to stop shaving half way through. Now don’t you feel ashamed for the assumptions you made when you first saw Patriot Post?
Sure enough, the lamestream media also made much of the fact that Patriot Post was known to own a Nazi uniform and walk through the streets, sometimes goose-stepping as reported in the New York Daily News. However, we’re guessing Patriot Post was probably just walking to a World War II battle re-enactment all of the times he was seen goose-stepping in his Nazi uniform.
The irony here is that Patriot Post will probably be one of the first people forced into one of the FEMA concentration camps Dictator Obama and his corrupt crony Hillary Clinton are establishing all across the country to lock up all of the Good Guys With A Gun who could stop their evil plans to encourage terrorist attacks against us!!!!!
New Jersey Adolf Hitler look-alike, ‘possible white supremacist’ found with stash of guns and ammo in the woods
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/n-hitler-look-a-like-busted-stash-guns-ammo-article-1.2638820
6/14/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his son from the harmful effects of psychiatric medications and for trying to save taxpayers money!!!!!
Jack Wayne Hammitt from our Cross Hill NSPA chapter was arrested on Sunday and charged with attempted murder after he allegedly shot his son in the head with a .38 caliber handgun. However, the lamestream media which tries to sensationalize any story involving a father shooting his son in the head has once again obscured the facts of the story to push their anti-gun agenda.
See, it all started when Patriot Hammitt called the Laurens County “Sheriff’s” Office and informed the dispatcher he had shot his son in the head with his .38 caliber handgun. Well, when the “deputies” arrived, they found Patriot Hammitt’s son bleeding on the bathroom floor. When they asked him what happened, he explained, “My dad shot me in the back of the head because I’m crazy.”
As WSPA Channel 7 reported, the “deputies” found two wounds in the back of his head. He told the “deputies” he had been drinking and that he has schizophrenia. So these knuckleheads went ahead and hauled Patriot Hammitt off to the Laurens County Detention Center without bond before even figuring out why Patriot Hammitt had shot his son in the head.
Everybody knows psychiatric medications are a racket designed just to enrich the big pharmaceutical companies. These medications only make the people who take them sicker. Worse yet, we’re sure Medicaid was probably paying for these harmful medications for Patriot Hammitt’s son. Look, Patriot Hammitt’s son was perfectly fine after getting stitched up so it is obvious Patriot Hammitt simply carefully shot his son in the head to realign some neurons or something like that to help him manage his symptoms more effectively. On top of that, Patriot Hammitt probably figured by doing this he could save taxpayers from wasting their money on having Medicaid pay for the useless psychiatric medications for his son in the first place.
However, the pharmaceutical lobby controls enough spineless politicians that you can be sure the FDA will never approve alternative, gun-based treatments for mental illness, which means fathers like Patriot Hammitt, who want nothing more than what is best for their sons, will continue to be carted off the jail just to keep the status quo in place!
http://wspa.com/2016/06/14/man-arrested-after-shooting-his-son-in-laurens-co-deputies-say/
6/13/2016
Once and for all, there is absolutely no comparison between NSPA member Kevin Swanson and Orlando shooter and radical Islamic extremist Omar Mateen!!!
Well, the internet trolls and haters have been busy today inundating the NSPA headquarters with phone calls and emails to ask us if there really is much difference between the hate Orlando shooter Omar Mateen has in his heart and the hate Kevin Swanson from our Elizabeth NSPA chapter has in his heart.
For those of you not familiar with Kevin Swanson, he is a pastor at the Reformation Church in Elizabeth, Colorado who didn’t worry about political correctness and delivered a righteous speech at the National Religious Liberties Conference this past November in which he made the salient point that Biblical law calls for homosexuals to be executed.
He reasonably explained, “Yes, Leviticus 20:13 calls for the death penalty for homosexuals.” Look, all he was doing was quoting the Good Book. Now the left wing hate mongers have tried to make much of the fact that three prominent Republicans who were Presidential candidates at the time (Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee and Bobby Jindal) were in attendance at the conference and raised no objection to his comments. What? Do you really expect them to speak out against the Christian Bible?
This is precisely what gets to the heart of the false equivalence the liberals are trying to peddle here. See, Omar Mateen was a Muslim and Kevin Swanson is a Christian. How can you possibly compare a deranged, sociopath with a mind poisoned by a twisted misinterpretation of religion to a White Christian? Sorry liberals, your horrible logic has just been exposed once again!
Republican Candidates Attend Rally Where Pastor Advocates “Death Penalty” for Gay People
6/12/2016
Appreciate the congrats for being right on endorsing Donald J. Trump from our Manhattan NSPA chapter for President of the United States as a way to deal with these Muslims. We don’t want congrats. We want a thoughtful, compassionate, selfless, intelligent, humble, empathetic, gracious, prudent, tactful, diplomatic, unifying and tolerant White Christian Man for President so vote for Donald J. Trump!!!! We must be smart!
6/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for making sure he would be able to protect his girlfriend and her 18-month-old son in case they came across Bigfoot or an ISIS training camp while they were hiking through the woods!!!!!
Bradley Karl Allen from our Glide NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with accidentally shooting his girlfriend’s 18-month-old son while they were walking in the woods. The “authorities” also apparently made a big deal out of the minor issue that Patriot Allen is a convicted felon wanted for a parole violation.
See, all this nonsense started because Patriot Allen was thoughtful enough to take his girlfriend and her infant son out for a walk in the woods. Well, Patriot Allen had their safety foremost in his mind so he brought along his .22 caliber handgun to protect them from any dangerous characters they might encounter. This took place in Oregon after all so there was a good chance they might have encountered Bigfoot. It is a well known fact that Bigfoot plods a lonely path through the woods of the Pacific Northwest. There’s also a good chance they could have walked upon an ISIS training camp in a secluded spot in the woods. It is a well known fact that Dictator Obama is allowing them to sneak into America to train so they can establish a Mexican Muslim caliphate on our shores.
So something happened, maybe Patriot Allen tripped on a log or something, and his handgun went off. Hello, accidents happen! So a single bullet pierced the 18-month-old baby’s body, but it is a well known fact how elastic babies’ bodies are at that age so it’s not like this baby’s life was ever in danger. If you’re going to get shot, it’s best to have it happen when you are that young and can handle it without any serious, long term consequences. The baby has already been released from the hospital so what’s the big deal?
Well, there was no sense in having Patriot Allen getting in any pointless trouble over this so his girlfriend told the “authorities” a stranger walked upon them and shot her son. Sure enough, the “authorities” didn’t have anything better to do so they started hectoring her about the “inconsistencies” in her story. Sure enough, she caved immediately and gave up Patriot Allen as the shooter. Well, Patriot Allen had to go on the lam, but since the “authorities” indeed had nothing better to do, they hunted him down like a common criminal and hauled him to jail.
With Patriot Allen locked up in jail, we have a question for the geniuses in the Douglas County “Sheriff’s” Office. Now that Patriot Allen is locked up and his gun has been confiscated, who exactly will be around to protect this 18-month-old infant if he and his mother encounter a dangerous, reckless, irresponsible Bigfoot, Mexican or Muslim?!!???
Sheriff: Man who accidentally shot girlfriend’s 18-month-old son arrested
http://kpic.com/news/local/sheriff-man-accidentally-shot-girlfriends-18-month-old-son-ran-away
6/10/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to rejuvenate a Broadway staple that has quite frankly grown outdated and stale!!!!
James Vesterby from our Deadwood NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with being a felon in possession of a weapon, unlawful use of a weapon, two counts of coercion, two counts of reckless endangerment, pointing a firearm at another and first-degree theft after he allegedly fired a gun at his roommate, narrowly missing his head.
See, it all started when Patriot Vesterby and his roommate got into some sort of an argument earlier that night. We figure they probably got in an argument about putting on a production of ‘The Odd Couple’ at the Deadwood Community Theater. We figure the roommate probably said ‘The Odd Couple’ has been done so many times by community theaters over the past 50 years that there really is no point in staging another production. Then we figure Patriot Vesterby probably made the argument that they could update ‘The Odd Couple’ by having Oscar and Felix engage in a lot of gunplay. That would certainly be a way to breathe some new life into that hackneyed, old play.
We here at the NSPA think you can improve any play by introducing a gun. Now I had heard all the hype about this ‘Hamilton’ musical on Broadway so I brought my mother to see it. We were both confused because there must have been some kind of mixup with the casting because Alexander Hamilton was this Puerto Rican guy, and Aaron Burr was a colored guy. Then to make it even more confusing, the music sounded kind of tribal. Whatever happened to Broadway musicals like ‘The Fantasticks’? However, we both loved the ending when (SPOILER ALERT !!!!!!) the guns came out.
It’s not that I like Broadway musicals or anything. See, it’s my mother who likes them, and I just bring her to see them so she doesn’t have to go alone. If it were up to me, I would just listen to The Charlie Daniels Band. The only reason I have the ‘Dreamgirls’, ‘Funny Girl’, ‘Pippin’ and ‘Phantom of the Opera’ original cast albums in my room is because my mother gave them to me as birthday presents over the years, and her feelings would get hurt if she ever saw I had thrown them in the garbage.
Well, getting back to Patriot Vesterby’s case. We figure his roommate didn’t like the idea of ‘The Odd Couple’ with guns and started losing his temper. Since his roommate wouldn’t listen to his argument, we figure Patriot Vesterby probably grabbed the gun and fired it at him to prove to him what a jolt of excitement a gun would bring to the play. However, his roommate just doesn’t have any artistic vision and didn’t get it. Far from it, he called the “police” and had them arrest Patriot Vesterby.
Well, we here at the NSPA headquarters extend an invitation to Patriot Vesterby to move to Akron and participate in our production of ‘Annie Get Your Gun’ which will run for three weeks at the Weathervane Playhouse in September. The only reason I am involved in this production is because this musical is one of my mother’s favorites. That’s the only reason why. Again, I would rather listen to the Charlie Daniels Band if it were up to me.
Deputies: Roommate dispute in Deadwood gets heated when one points gun at the other
6/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to what we’re sure was probably a Mexican gang trying to take over his neighborhood!!!!!!
Jimmy Doyle Griffin from our Wichita Falls NSPA chapter was arrested Monday night and charged with seven counts of deadly conduct (?) for allegedly pointing a handgun at several children. However, as it is always the case when a Good Guy With A Gun is arrested, a closer look at the facts reveals he is actually the victim of a government frame up!!
See, all this nonsense started Monday night when a group of “children” were playing football in front of Patriot Griffin’s house and their football “accidentally” hit the roof of his house. Patriot Griffin allegedly came out of his house and pointed a handgun at the “children”. According to the Times Record News, Patriot Griffin then reportedly walked over to his truck and propped his arm up on the truck while pointing his gun at the children.
All the real trouble started when the members of the Wichita Falls “Police” Department showed up and took statements from a number of Patriot Griffin’s neighbors who claimed to be “witnesses” and claimed Patriot Griffin pointed his gun at them as well as the children. So without doing a real investigation, the “police” arrested Patriot Griffin.
However, it is a well known fact that Mexican gangs are infiltrating Wichita Falls, and all Patriot Griffin did was stand up to them before they could destroy his neighborhood and transform it into some sort of lawless Mexican barrio. See, as our good buddies and close allies in the Texas District & County Attorneys Association announced in a newsletter way back in 2007, we must be ever vigilant to take on the members of Varrio Carnales, a Mexican gang which is trying to take over Wichita Falls. For all of you real Americans a little translation is in order. Varrio Carnales means “neighborhood brothers” in the Mexican language.
The newsletter documents just how crafty these Mexican gang members can be, and we are sure the “children” playing football in front of Patriot Griffin’s home were actually light skinned Mexican midgets who had been recruited into the Varrio Carnales so they could pass themselves off as American children, making it even easier for them to infiltrate neighborhoods in Wichita Falls and to kill and maim unsuspecting residents.
Patriot Griffin obviously saw through their ruse and took decisive action, but look what it got him. The members of the Wichita Falls “Police” Department were taking their marching orders from Dictator Obama to protect these Mexican gang members to make sure they can vote for Hillary Clinton in November so they hauled him off to jail and slammed him with these sham charges. This is just a small taste of what is to come if Hillary Clinton becomes President so you have been warned!!!!!
Man allegedly points gun at kids
http://www.timesrecordnews.com/news/crime/WFPD-looking-for-robbery-suspect–382167651.html
Battling gang violence
http://www.tdcaa.com/node/1140
6/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to stop a terrorist attack by the al-Qaeda affiliate al-Shabaab in Creswell, Oregon!!!!
Gregory Scott Forgey from our Creswell NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with first-degree animal abuse and reckless endangerment for allegedly shooting and killing his wife’s 6-year-old German Shepherd on Sunday. Then to really rub it in, after conducting an “investigation”, the “authorities” later charged Patriot Forgey with menacing, coercion, reckless endangering, pointing a firearm at another and unlawful use of a weapon for allegedly pointing a gun at his wife three months earlier.
Sure enough, the lamestream media is trying to portray Patriot Forgey as an unstable, insecure bully because they want to cover up the truth that he is actually a Good Guy With A Gun who is trying to protect America from Muslim terrorists!
See, his wife’s dog was named Kuno. Why is that significant? Well, everybody knows the name Mohamed Kuno because he was the al-Shabaab leader who was the mastermind behind the April 2015 attack on Garissa University in Kenya which killed 148 people. Mohamed Kuno also just happened to be killed in a car bombing in Somalia last week.
Obviously Patriot Forgey uncovered a plot that his wife had been radicalized and had named her dog after Mohamed Kuno. We figured she was probably training Kuno to maul Christian children so Patriot Forgey knew he had to shoot the dog. Then we figured he pointed his gun at his wife a few months ago because he had found out she was in cahoots with al-Shabaab, probably to help Dictator Obama establish a Mexican caliphate here in America!
We have no doubt the stooges in the Lane County “Sheriff’s” Office arrested Patriot Forgey to make sure al-Shabaab can cross our border from Mexico to begin the destruction of America! That is why we can’t build Donald J. Trump’s wall soon enough!!!!!
Creswell man arrested for allegedly shooting wife’s dog
Garissa university attack plotter Mohamed Kuno ‘dead’
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36427289
6/7/2016
We here at the National Small Penis Association executive council headquarters kindly ask the public and members of the media to please respect our privacy during our time of grieving. We need time to pray and heal, but we will return tomorrow to resume our fight to make America great again.
6/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to uphold the most basic standards of human decency and courtesy!!!!
Alexander Kozak from our Osage NSPA chapter was sentenced today to life in prison with no parole after being convicted of first-degree murder for allegedly shooting and killing his former girlfriend last year. However, as it always happens to NSPA members who get ensnared in these miscarriages of justice, the slanted lamestream media coverage has downplayed Patriot Kozak’s side of the story.
See, the lamestream media has been fixated on the fact that Patriot Kozak snuck up behind the 20-year-old woman and shot her in the back three times while she was working at the Iowa Children’s Museum information kiosk at the Coralville Mall last June. However, the lamestream media only mentioned in passing that Patriot Kozak explained to the “authorities” he took this action because he “snapped” after the young woman texted him to inform him she was breaking off their relationship.
What kind of person could have so little consideration for another human being to end a relationship through a text message? These God damn smart phones are ruining America by destroying any regard people have for one another and allowing people to treat each other with such callous indifference. However, the lobbyists for the wireless communications industry have shielded all of the major communications companies from any accountability or liability for the damage their products do, which allows all of the blame in a case like to fall on a Good Guy With A Gun like Patriot Kozak!!!!
http://kimt.com/2016/06/06/former-north-iowan-gets-life-for-fatal-mall-shooting/
6/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for driving around in his van with a lost 16-year-old girl he was simply trying to help in search of a place to charge his cell phone!!!!!
Jeffrey Willis from our Muskegon Township NSPA chapter was recently charged with kidnapping, multiple counts of manufacturing child pornography, copying child pornography, assault with a dangerous weapon and felony firearm for allegedly kidnapping a 16-year-old girl with the intention of raping her and killing her with his gun.
However, once again, we have the liberal lamestream media rushing to make a judgment to serve their selfish anti-gun agenda when a basic review of the facts clearly shows Patriot Willis was trying to do nothing more than help a 16-year-old girl who had become lost while walking along a road in rural Michigan.
See, it all started on a Saturday night when the 16-year-old girl got lost while walking home from a party in Fruitland Township. Luckily Patriot Willis happened to drive by in his van and invited her in the van so she could use his cell phone. It wasn’t until after she got in the van that Patriot Willis realized his cell phone battery was dead. Then he locked the doors of the van to make sure they stayed safe because they were on back roads in rural Michigan, and you never know what dangerous characters you might come across.
So Patriot Willis started driving in the opposite direction from where the girl wanted to go, probably because he knew where they could find a wall outlet to charge his cell phone so she could call for help. The girl started to panic because you know how overly emotional 16-year-old girls can get. At that point Patriot Willis pulled out his gun, obviously to let her know there was nothing to worry about because he had a gun to protect them in case they ran into any dangerous characters. Well, this was a 16-year-old girl after all, and she only became more hysterical and managed to unlock the passenger’s side door and jumped out of the moving van.
Then she ran screaming and crying to a home along the road, ignoring Patriot Willis’ attempts to get her back in the van to protect her from the danger of running into a stranger’s home. Well, the homeowner was some middle aged woman who must hate men because she completely fell unconditionally for the hysterical girl’s claims that Patriot Willis was trying to kidnap and rape her. So without even waiting for the girl to calm down to find out what was really going on, she automatically called 911 and brought the Muskegon County “Sheriff’s” Office to the house.
Well, is there anything the “authorities” hate more than a self-reliant Good Guy With A Gun? So they saw an opportunity to railroad Patriot Willis and arrested him so they could confiscate his gun and get him locked up in jail so he won’t be available to fight for us when Dictator Obama starts rounding us up for the FEMA internment camps.
Then to really pile it on they claimed Patriot Willis had child pornography on his computer, featuring images of young children being tortured and sexually violated. Then to really, really pile it on they claimed Patriot Willis’ gun connects him to the murder of a 36-year-old woman who was shot and killed while jogging in the same area 2 years ago. Then to really, really, really pile it on they claimed he is a person of interest in the disappearance of a 25-year-old woman from the same area 3 years ago.
We are enraged here at the NSPA executive headquarters that the Muskegon County “Sheriff’s” Office has framed and arrested a Christian White man who knows how to handle a gun while doing absolutely nothing to arrest all of the dangerous Mexicans and Muslims who are lurking around Muskegon County just waiting to rape and kill Americans!!!!!
Teen in Jeffrey Willis kidnapping case, her rescuer and a morning of terror
http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/06/teen_in_jeffrey_willis_kidnapp_1.html
Is murder suspect Jeffrey Willis a serial criminal? That’s the troubling question
http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/05/is_murder_suspect_jeffrey_will.html
6/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically from trying to save his three children from a home invasion by ghosts and evil spirits!!!!!
Kaleb Mickley from our Gympsum NSPA chapter was charged to four years of probation Wednesday after being convicted on charges of child abuse, prohibited use of a gun and felony possession of a controlled substance. What we would like to know is when did it become a crime to protect your children from a home invasion? See, Patriot Mickley had three young children sleeping in the house on the night of the incident when he did nothing more than shoot his gun at dangerous invaders that had broken into the house.
Patriot Mickley had called the “police” several times over the course of months prior to the incident to report there were dangerous intruders in the attic, basement and other parts of the house. However, the lazy “police” would never do anything to capture these intruders, and they covered their tracks by claiming in their “police reports” that Patriot Mickley was under the influence of methamphetamine whenever he called them. In other words, they made up these ridiculous stories to absolve themselves from their responsibility to actually do their jobs and capture the intruders.
Well, since the “police” had demonstrated a number of times they wouldn’t be any help, can you blame Patriot Mickley for taking matters into his own hands on the night of the incident when he decided to confront the intruders himself rather than call the “police”? So he fired two rounds from a shotgun at the intruders to make sure they didn’t hurt his three children who were sleeping nearby.
Sure enough, “deputies” from the Eagle County “Sheriff’s” Office showed up after Patriot Mickley handled the situation and conducted an “investigation”, which concluded there had been no intruders. However, Patriot Mickley tried to explain to them the intruders had likely been ghosts and evil spirits. The Bible is replete with factual accounts of demons and evil spirits wreaking havoc upon good Christians, but the apparently atheistic “deputies” ignored him and arrested him on those bogus charges because it was easier to do that than it would have been to capture the ghosts.
So not only do we have to suffer the indignity of seeing a fellow Patriot’s life disrupted and his legal access to guns stripped from him because of these damn ghosts, we also have to put up with the upcoming release of that sure to be awful ‘Ghostbusters’ remake with the all girl cast. Like they could actually stop a ghost invasion. Yeah, right!! Look, if there’s something weird, and it don’t look good, who you gonna call? A Good Guy With A Gun!!!!!!
Husband, wife accused of shooting at imaginary “ghosts or intruders” at their Gypsum home get probation
6/3/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because we suspect his wife had been cheating on him and because a Mexican tried to nose in on his business!!!!!
Christopher Glen Wright from our Phoenix NSPA chapter was arrested early Tuesday morning and charged with first-degree premeditated murder, attempted theft of a means of transportation and attempted escape from felony custody after he allegedly shot and killed his wife and a “Good Samaritan” who tried to help her. Sure enough, the “authorities” once again are distorting the facts of the case to advance their own anti-gun, anti-Patriot agenda.
See, it all started early Tuesday morning when Patriot Wright and his wife got into an argument. As Patriot Wright later told the “authorities”, he was sure his wife had been cheating on him so there is no doubt she was the one solely responsible for the marital discord.
Well, Patriot Wright was obviously the cooler head during the argument because he was the one who took the initiative to calm things down by suggesting they “go for a drive” at 3:20 AM, which is a perfect way to unwind after a little late night spat. After all, when asked for the secret behind a strong marriage, any happily married couple will say, “Never go to bed angry.”
Well, she must have started nagging him again and caused him to become distracted because he accelerated to 100 mph and crashed their Land Rover in what the lying “authorities” claimed was a calculated attempt to kill her. Then they claimed a “Good Samaritan” driving by stopped to make sure they were okay. Then they claimed Patriot Wright’s wife ran to this “Good Samaritan” and jumped in his truck for assistance. Then they claimed Patriot Wright shot both of them with his rifle and hauled their corpses from the truck in his attempt to steal the truck.
So, as Patriot Wright explained to the “authorities” who arrived to the scene of the “crime”, he believed both “victims” deserved to die and he would do it all over again. Again, we would like to point out Patriot Wright claimed his wife had been cheating on him. More important, we would like to point out the “Good Samaritan” moved to America from Mexico 15 years ago so we wonder what he was really up to, and we have reason to suspect his Mexican heritage caused him to have some sort of agenda against Patriot Wright.
What is even more distressing about Patriot Wright’s arrest is that it took place in Arizona, a state which has a desperate shortage of Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Wright who can keep us safe from malicious, murderous, marauding Mexicans. At least we can take comfort in knowing that we won’t have to contend with any more of these “Good Samaritan” (yeah, right) Mexicans once President Trump builds his beautiful wall!!!!!!
Ex-Phoenix cop ‘killed wife as she tried to run away – and shot the Good Samaritan who was trying to help her escape’
6/2/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for teaching his young daughter how our Founding Fathers sensibly settled disputes with a good old fashioned duel!!!!!
Robert Williams from our El Paso NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with felony menacing, prohibited use of a weapon and child abuse after he allegedly pointed a gun at his wife and young daughter and demanded to have a duel.
See, it all started when Patriot Williams got into an argument with his daughter. God only knows what kind of rebellious, disrespectful behavior she was engaging in to provoke this argument, but she must have been doing something truly wicked because Patriot Williams was forced to pull out a handgun and point it at her and his wife. Patriot Williams then directed his daughter to get a gun from the other room so they could have a duel.
See, Patriot Williams was providing his daughter a valuable civics lesson by showing how our Founding Fathers used to settle disputes. If it was good enough for Alexander Hamilton, it is good enough for us.
Well, Patriot Williams’ daughter fetched the gun, and they started arguing again. Patriot Williams, being the crafty veteran he is at these kind of confrontations, got off the first shot. We must give credit to his daughter because she kept her cool and didn’t get all over emotional like most women would have in this situation, and she fired a round at Patriot Williams. Sure enough, Patriot Williams’ party pooper wife interfered with the lesson and started to round up all of the children in the house to leave.
Patriot Williams then allegedly ran to a shed and got his shotgun and pointed it at his wife. Well, one thing led to another, and Patriot Williams’ wife called 911 to get the busy bodies from the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office to poke their noses into this family matter. Now keep in mind, this was in El Paso so we are sure the Sheriff’s Office has been infiltrated by a bunch of illegal Mexicans who snuck over the border because they hate White men and want to ruin their lives, kind of like what that Mexican judge is trying to do to Donald J. Trump right now.
See, Dictator Obama wants as many Good Guys With A Gun from El Paso as possible to get locked up in jail and have their guns confiscated to make sure more illegal Mexicans can sneak into America to smuggle their drugs, rape our White women and vote for Hillary Clinton. This is just another reminder of why we must get Donald J. Trump in the White House!! Our Founding Fathers must be turning in their graves when they see somebody like Hillary Clinton running for the Presidency!!!
6/1/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to get support for establishing a new event in the Summer Olympics!!!!
Eric Skowron from our nearby Toledo NSPA chapter was arrested late Saturday and charged with aggravated menacing for allegedly confronting a neighbor who was out jogging by coming after him with a shotgun in his hands.
Now this isn’t the first time Patriot Skowron has been profiled and harassed by the Toledo “police”. We’re sure you remember back in 2010 when Patriot Skowron was convicted for allegedly kidnapping a neighbor’s nine-year old Labrador-Rottweiler mix from the backyard of its home and maiming the dog with a gunshot wound to its eye. We’re sure the only reason he was convicted was because the judge was a hater, and we suspect he was Mexican. Even though the judge’s last name was Goulding, we bet he probably snuck into American from Mexico and changed his name to Goulding so nobody would know what he was really up to.
Well, it’s six years later, and once again Patriot Skowron is getting railroaded. Don’t be surprised if he gets assigned to another Mexican judge to ensure he gets the hammer dropped on him.
Here’s what we think really happened. Patriot Skowron probably got an idea to establish a new sport for the Summer Olympics when he read that the International Olympic Committee has been thinking about dropping wrestling as a Summer Olympic sport. We fully support this because, truth be told, there really is something kind of gay about wrestling when you think about it. Hell, back in the day, the wrestlers used to get naked and rub olive oil over each other before wrestling.
Now some of you may have heard that Cliff Reikers, the NSPA liaison with the College Republican National Committee, was arrested at Akron Steam and Sauna on S. Case Ave. Saturday night on a bogus indecency charge, but we want to make it clear he had simply been there to do some undercover research to investigate rumors we had heard about naked men rubbing oil over each other there. See, the Greeks started doing this 2,800 years ago, and we’re still dealing with the fallout. That’s why it is so important to put an end to it immediately whenever it pops up in your community so that is why Patriot Reikers was there. However, Summit County is a Democrat Party stronghold so Patriot Reikers was doomed the moment he stepped foot in there and got framed!
So getting back to Patriot Skowron’s case. We figure he got the idea for a Summer Olympics version of the Winter Olympics biathalon when he was holding his shotgun and saw his neighbor jog past him. We figure he was simply chasing after his neighbor to tell him about his idea of having athletes run a marathon while carrying a shotgun and stopping every once in a while to shoot at targets. That sure would be more manly than rolling around with and groping another man until you pin him into submission.
Well, sure enough the wussy neighbor and the Patriot hating Toledo “police” officers didn’t appreciate what he was trying to accomplish and seized the opportunity to harass a Good Guy With A Gun by plowing ahead with this ridiculous aggravated menacing charge. Then again, what else would you expect from a city that still celebrates its connection to that depraved, cross dressing pervert Maxwell Q. Klinger!?!??
Man jailed for shooting south Toledo neighbor’s dog facing new charges
http://nbc24.com/news/local/man-jailed-for-shooting-south-toledo-neighbors-dog-facing-new-charges
5/31/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his wife is a lousy liar!!!!
Jeffrey N. Jones from our New Castle NSPA chapter was arrested this past Friday and charged with false informing and criminal recklessness with a firearm for allegedly shooting his neighbor’s dog, which was probably a vicious beast, earlier in the week.
See, it all started when one of Patriot Jones’ nosy, busy body neighbors called the “police” to report somebody had shot a neighborhood dog. So when the “police” arrived they found the dog “suffering” and bleeding “profusely” from a gunshot wound to its paw. Well, apparently there is no real crime in New Castle because the “police” took it upon themselves to start snooping around the neighborhood to get to the bottom of this real Crime Of The Century!!!! I guess these are your tax dollars hard at work.
So the “police” found a “witness” who claimed Patriot Jones shot the dog while standing inside his backyard fence. Furthermore, this “witness” claimed the dog was not acting aggressively and was on its owner’s property at the time of the shooting. With that flimsy evidence, the “police” hurried over to Patriot Jones’ home to question him.
Well, Patriot Jones, being the wise Patriot he is, sensed he was being set up by the “police” so he told them his wife had shot the dog because it was acting aggressively toward children playing in a nearby pool. However, Patriot Jones’ well crafted plan fell apart once the “police” started questioning his wife separately. Sure enough, she screwed up the story Patriot Jones fed her, and the “police” began to ask about the discrepancies between her story and Patriot Jones’ story. Then, surely sensing they had an easy mark who was losing her nerve, they warned her they would charge her with criminal recklessness with a firearm if she had shot the dog. She crumbled instantly and gave up Patriot Jones without the least little bit of concern about the effect this would have on his life.
So the “police” ganged up on him and probably tortured him into admitting he was the one who shot the damn dog and forced him to turn over the .38 caliber revolver he used to protect himself from the frightening beast. Sure, the dog may not have been acting aggressively at the time of the shooting because that’s precisely the cunning nature of these hounds from hell. They get you to let your guard down and then rip your throat out. (This is just like a woman who bats her eyelashes at you during the courting phase and then ruins your life once she has a wedding ring on her finger.) Then to rub it in the “police” said Patriot Jones smelled strongly of alcohol as if there is something wrong with mixing alcohol with firearms. Apparently the New Castle police have never gotten around to reading the Constitution!
If anything can be learned from this case, it’s to never allow your fate to be held in the hands of your weak willed, easily rattled wife in any situation that requires the slightest ability to remain cool under pressure because a woman will always let you down when it’s crunch time!
Man arrested after allegedly shooting dog
http://www.thecouriertimes.com/news/article_bead4024-cb2c-5502-94fe-48fc76ebc502.html
5/30/2016
The NSPA would like to send out a huuuge Memorial Day thank you to Donald J. Trump, a real military hero, and throw some Memorial Day shade at a low energy loser who got caught by the Viet Cong!
We here at the National Small Penis Association’s headquarters would like to pause today to honor the service of all of the brave men (we’re not going to succumb to the political correctness police and add the preposterously obligatory ‘and women’) who have served and are currently serving in the U.S. Armed Forces to defend our way of life and freedoms through their selfless service and sacrifice. In particular we would like to highlight the service record of Donald J. Trump, who has rightly referenced his schooling and brave service at the New York Military Academy for preparing him to be commander in chief and for providing him “more training militarily than a lot of the guys that go into the military.”
It is a tragic twist of fate that Patriot Trump never had the opportunity to use his mature leadership skills and his rigorous military training in Vietnam because we would have won so many battles over there under his leadership that the American public would have gotten tired of winning so many times.
Sure, the haters will state Patriot Trump’s claim that he was never drafted because the draft lottery went into effect and his birthday came with a high number is a blatant lie. They will lamely point to his four educational deferments and his medical deferment from October 1968 in which his classification switched from 1-A to 1-Y, which occurred after he was no longer protected by the educational deferments, as evidence of this. See, they question what changed medically for Patriot Trump since the physical exam which had been conducted two years earlier and classified him 1-A. Well, as Patriot Trump later explained, he was dropped to 1-Y, which meant he would only be drafted if there were a national emergency, because of bone spurs in his heels. It’s stunningly sad when you think of all of the American lives that were lost because of the absence of Patriot Trump from the battlefield because of those damn crippling bone spurs, which must have ravaged his body with a mystifyingly rapid progression so soon in the months after graduation from college because in his senior year he was active in baseball, tennis and squash.
In contrast to Patriot Trump, we would like to call out that low energy loser John McCain who allowed himself to get captured and held for more than 5 years by the Viet Cong. If Patriot Trump hadn’t been cursed with those bone spurs in his heels, he wouldn’t have allowed himself to be captured by the Viet Cong! No, he would have killed a shitload of Viet Cong and made them build a giant, beautiful bamboo wall along the 17th parallel between North and South Vietnam. Furthermore, he would have made the Viet Cong pay for it!!!!
Another issue we have with Prisoner Of Wussyville John McCain is that, unlike Patriot Trump, he is no deal maker. See, after McCain’s father was named commander of all U.S. forces in Vietnam in 1968, the Viet Cong wanted to score a propaganda victory by offering McCain an early release from captivity. See, those sneaky Viet Cong wanted to appear merciful, and they also wanted to break the spirit of other POWs by showing how some high profile prisoners were willing to be treated preferentially. However, McCain, who clearly didn’t know how to make a deal, turned them down because he insisted he would only accept the offer if they released every POW captured before he had been captured. See, according to the military Code of Conduct, officers were only to agree to be released in the order in which they were captured. As a result of his lack of negotiation skills, McCain was subjected to 5 years of imprisonment and torture. While McCain’s easily manipulated supporters will claim this demonstrated his honor and strength of character, we maintain it only shows what a bad deal maker he was.
Hell, Patriot Trump, who never would have been caught in the first place, would have cut a deal in which the Viet Cong would have surrendered and would have allowed him to take over management of the ‘Hanoi Hilton’ and transform it into the Hanoi Trump Towers, the most luxurious and classiest hotel in all of North Vietnam!
So please take a moment on this Memorial Day to thank all of the men who have fought and died so we can be at a point in history in which a real military man like Donald J. Trump could conceivably be the Commander In Chief!!!!! Our day has come!!!!!
5/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun sentenced to 10 years in prison basically for trying to protect a friend from her boyfriend, who we’re guessing was probably pretty dangerous and maybe even capable of killing her!!!!
Aron Buchholz from our Toledo NSPA chapter was forced on Friday into accepting a plea deal which will send him to prison for 10 years for involuntary manslaughter in the shooting death of a 24-year-old friend who had been the mother of two children. This is a sad miscarriage of justice because, as Patriot Buchholz tried to explain to the court, the shooting was an accident and only happened because he wanted to protect his friend from her boyfriend.
See, as Patriot Buchholz reasoned, he wanted to have his gun in his hands because he claimed his friend was having problems with her boyfriend. Even though her boyfriend was not anywhere near Patriot Buchholz’s mobile home at the time of the incident, it makes total sense he would want to have his gun ready because we all know how dangerous and impulsive men who are insecure can be when they sense a woman they want to possess totally is slipping from their control so her boyfriend could have come charging in at any moment to do something dangerous.
So, as Patriot Buchholz reasonably explained in court, he lost his balance while getting off his couch because the couch cushions weren’t properly supported, and he just happened to fall and accidentally squeeze the trigger just as the gun barrel happened to be pointed directly at his friend’s chest. Hey, that could have happened to any of us.
Sure enough, the County’s assistant prosecutor (witch hunter) implied the County had to offer the plea deal because there was really no way to prove their case that this was a murder even though she claimed Patriot Buchholz’s statements were filled with “half truths and lies.” Truth be told, she and her cronies just wanted to lock up another Good Guy With A Gun!!!! This won’t happen anymore, though, when President Trump is in office and makes our courts great again! Our prisons will no longer be needlessly overcrowded with White guys on outdated, misguided gun charges, and we can start getting more of the right kinds of people (if you know what I mean) behind bars!
Shooter takes plea deal, gets 10 years
http://www.toledoblade.com/Courts/2016/05/28/Shooter-takes-plea-deal-gets-10-years.html
5/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun driven to suicide by the “authorities” basically for simply trying to keep his neighbors safe with his one-man neighborhood watch group!!!!
Steven Lee Christenen from our Fort Collins NSPA chapter was sadly forced to take his own life with his beloved gun yesterday to avoid being hauled away on bogus charges by the Larimer County Sheriff’s “deputies” who were pounding viciously on his front door in order to serve a “search warrant”.
All this nonsense started Wednesday when the Fort Collins “police” arrested him for (get this) entering a neighbor’s yard and charged him with three counts of invasion of privacy for sexual gratification, attempted invasion of privacy for sexual gratification, resisting arrest and four counts of second-degree criminal trespassing.
See, a few months earlier a whole bunch of nervous Nellies in the neighborhood had called the “authorities” to report a man looking in their windows, prompting the “police” to increase extra patrols in the area. So on Wednesday evening they pounced on Patriot Christensen, thinking they had captured a peeping Tom. Then on Thursday the Fort Collins “Police” Services spokeswoman (big mouth) blabbed more charges were pending against Patriot Christensen. The next day the goons from the Larimer County “Sheriff’s” department were pounding at his door with the fraudulent warrant.
First off, we are sure Patriot Christensen was not peeking into neighbors’ windows for sexual gratification. No, we are sure he was conducting one-man neighborhood watch patrols to make sure there were no creepy, emotionally unstable, dangerous weirdos lurking around the area. See, the “authorities” want to take down Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Christensen because they don’t want the public to realize an armed volunteer Patriot is just as effective if not more effective than they are when it comes to keeping them safe.
On top of that, if you think about it, Patriot Christensen’s last name sounds an awful lot like Christian Son. Who just happens to be Christianity’s Number One Son? Jesus Christ! It is well known Dictator Obama wants to establish a Mexican Marxist Islamic caliphate in America before he leaves office so he surely wants to neutralize anybody who could remind citizens of the awesome power of Jesus Christ. Patriot Christensen had a double target on him so he knew he didn’t stand a chance to get a fair hearing. It is sad to think he used the very same gun which could have kept all of his neighbors safe to take his own life.
Accused Fort Collins peeping Tom shoots self
5/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing his ground against an unholy alliance of his wife, a pregnant neighbor and her husband, members of the Portland “Police” Department’s Special Emergency Reaction Team and a totally undisciplined K 9 “police” dog!!!!
Timothy James Bucher from our Portland NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday night and slammed with (get this) 21 charges, including attempted aggravated murder, menacing, reckless endangerment, unlawful use of a weapon, felon in possession of a firearm and assaulting a public safety animal (Jesus help us!) after he was besieged by a motley cast of characters ranging from his hectoring wife to a busybody pregnant neighbor and her husband.
See, it all started Tuesday night when Patriot Bucher’s wife must have been nagging him incessantly about something trite and trivial because they got into a little dispute. Well, his wife wanted to start trouble so rather than submitting to her husband like it says to do in the Good Book she acted like some wanton Salome and called 911 just to bring a world of woe down upon his head.
Before the “authorities” arrived to wreak their havoc, a pregnant neighbor, who should have been resting at home rather than nosing around in other people’s business, and her husband showed up to harass Patriot Bucher as he took care of business with his wife. Well, he pulled a knife on the “lady” and a gun on her husband. Let’s just say they learned their lesson and hurried home.
No soon had he vanquished that foe, then he had to contend with the Portland “Police” Department’s Special Emergency Reaction Team who wanted to act like a bunch of tough guys and take down a single Patriot. They sure are “brave” when they have a Patriot outnumbered 23-1. So they surrounded Patriot Bucher’s trailer even though he had his 85-year-old mother in there with him, but do you think they cared about her well-being? Of course not, they just wanted to take down another Patriot.
After Patriot Bucher got his mother out of trailer, he took the only course of action available to him. He started firing at them with his AK-47. Then these goons forced Patriot Bucher out of the trailer, and they complained (get this) that he was “not cooperative.” At least Patriot Bucher got in a few good kicks and punches on the K 9 dog that was yapping at him.
So sure enough, the “authorities” tried to bias any future jurors by leaking to the media that Patriot Bucher is a registered sex offender and convicted felon. To those of you who aren’t familiar with the manipulations of the “government” and the “media” these terms are just the “Progressive” Left’s dog whistle language for labeling Good Guys With A Gun!!!!
Portland suspect assaulted K-9, threatened pregnant woman, fired AK-47 at police
http://www.kgw.com/news/crime/man-shoots-at-police-during-northeast-portland-standoff/214147788
5/26/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for being forced to defend himself from an unarmed mother who was picking up her child from high school, which is exactly the type of under the radar profile ISIS would want to recruit!!!
Evan Christy from our Moon Township NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with simple assault and reckless endangerment after he allegedly pointed a gun at an unarmed woman who was picking up her child from the Moon Area High School. Sure enough, the Pittsburgh lamestream media is distorting the facts of this case.
See, it all started earlier this week when Patriot Christy began tailgating the woman before she pulled into the high school parking lot to pick up her child. We figure Patriot Christy probably surmised this seemingly innocuous looking, unarmed, middle aged woman on her way to pick up her child at school would be a perfect sleeper agent to conduct a terrorist attack at the behest of some Mexican ISIS terrorist cell. Who else other than Patriot Christy would have the ability to detect the threat she presented?
So Patriot Christy followed her into the parking lot to keep a close eye on her. She was probably trained on counter surveillance techniques in Syria because she detected his tail. She must have sensed her mission was about to implode so she got out of her car and confronted Patriot Christy on why he was following her.
Well, Patriot Christy surely knew his life was potentially in danger so he pulled out his 9mm handgun and pointed it at her while telling her to get away from him. Then Patriot Christy drove away quickly to avoid having to deal with her comrades who were certainly on the way to back her up. As Patriot Christy later told the “police”, he felt his life was in danger.
Sure enough, Dictator Obama’s toadies in the Moon Township “Police” Department conducted their witch hunt and arrested Patriot Christy the next day on these fabricated charges because they once again wanted to have one less armed Patriot on the streets to fight back once Dictator Obama comes to take our guns!! However, we will be fine if we can just hold on long enough until Patriot Trump enters the White House!
Man Charged After Pulling Gun On Woman In Moon Twp. Road Rage Incident
5/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to make sure his estranged wife and 4-year-old son didn’t get attacked by a bear in the woods…we’re guessing!!!!
Ricky Ronald Weaver Jr. from our Newnan NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) two counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, child cruelty, false imprisonment and violation of a family violence protection order in what was obviously an orchestrated operation by the “authorities” in the Coweta County “Sheriff’s” Office initiated with the sole purpose of locking up a Good Guy With A Gun and confiscating his guns.
First off, does Ricky Ronald Weaver Jr. really sound like the name of a guy who could do something irresponsible and irrational with a gun? Hell, no! On top of that, even just a cursory review of the facts makes it clear Patriot Weaver was only looking out for the safety of his estranged wife and young son.
See, it all started when he got into an argument with his nagging wife about something she must have been complaining on and on about this past Thursday night. Without a doubt she is one of those histrionic drama queens because she had already taken out a temporary protection order against Patriot Weaver.
Well, she must have said something really, really inappropriate and mean spirited because Patriot Weaver was forced to slap her and refused to let her leave his property. Since she is a woman and a bad driver to begin with, Patriot Weaver must have realized she would have only been doubly dangerous behind the wheel if she had tried to drive away in her overly emotional frenzied state. So he must have slapped her to jolt her back to reality and forced her to stay on his property to allow her time to cool off.
However, she was such a hysterical woman that she didn’t take advantage of this graciously offered cooling off period, and she escalated the drama by running away with their son and hiding in a shed located at the back of the property. Patriot Weaver probably wanted to make sure they were okay so he tracked them down to the shed. When his wife wouldn’t open the door, he needed to act quickly to make sure they hadn’t passed out or anything so he broke down the door.
His wife responded to this caring gesture with an assault by throwing a soft drink into his eyes and running into the woods with their son. So Patriot Weaver shot at them while they ran away. As Patriot Weaver explained to the “authorities”, he was only trying to shoot into the woods, and we’re guessing he did this to try to shoot any bears who might have been hiding in the woods to eat them. Even though Patriot Weaver was in the middle of an argument with his wife when this happened, he was big enough of a man to rise above any momentary issues they might have had with each other in order to take the actions necessary to keep her and their son safe by laying down a line of fire with his Ruger 9mm to provide them cover.
Unfortunately the only thanks Patriot Weaver got was a trip to the Coweta County Jail, also known as Dictator Obama’s favorite Georgia based dumping grounds for Patriots and Good Guys With A Gun!!!!!
Man fires shot at fleeing wife and son
http://times-herald.com/news/2016/05/man-fires-shot-at-fleeing-wife-and-son
5/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun who is also a Good Guy Who Is A Trump Delegate is framed by a federal grand jury basically for exercising his second amendment rights and having a few pictures of young girls (probably posted on Facebook by family friends who wanted to document milestones in their daughters’ lives, such taking a bath to get ready for a first communion) on his computer hard drive!!!!!
Caleb Bailey from our Waldorf NSPA chapter and a proud Maryland delegate for Donald J. Trump was attacked by a fixed federal grand jury on Friday and indicted for (get this) transport of explosives, illegal possession of a machine gun and child pornography offenses. Isn’t it interesting these federal charges came out right after the release of the Fox News poll (which is the only reliable poll out there) which showed Patriot Trump polling ahead of that shrill harpy Hillary Clinton?
See, it is obvious Dictator Obama put out the marching orders to U.S. Attorney for the District of Maryland Rod J. Rosenstein (hmmm, isn’t that an interesting last name, if you know what I mean!) to begin using the full force of the “law” to begin taking down Patriot Trump’s campaign. So this Rosenstein character made a federal case out of Patriot Bailey mailing 119 rounds of .50 caliber cartridges with incendiary projectiles and 200 rounds of spotting projectiles, which also contained an explosive charge, to a firearms store in Wisconsin. Yeah, so Patriot Bailey didn’t have a federal explosives license to manufacture or distribute explosives, but who needs that bureaucratic nonsense when you have the 2nd Amendment?
Then they used this bogus charge to invade the bunker (really nothing more than your standard Man Cave) under Patriot Bailey’s garage so they could clear the shelves filled with hundreds of “illegal weapons”, including machines guns, and explosives. Then Rosenstein’s henchmen in the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms really overplayed their hands and claimed to find “child pornography” on Patriot Bailey’s home computer. Yeah, right. Like we said, we’re sure these were probably purely innocent Facebook pictures of young girls posted by their proud parents, but these are exactly the kind of conniving tricks you can expect from a lawyer named Rosenstein.
Let’s talk turkey. The only federal crimes Patriot Bailey is guilty of are being a gun owner and being a Trump delegate. We know Dictator Obama and the Clinton Mafia are going to resort to these gutter tactics from now until election day, but we must not lose our resolve to do whatever it takes to get Patriot Trump in the White House!!!
Maryland delegate for Trump charged with child pornography and possession of illegal gun and explosives
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/19/politics/trump-delegate-child-porn-gun-explosives/
5/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to promote abstinence-only education!!!!!
Vincent Badkin from our Poulsbo NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this month and has charges pending after he shot at his daughter’s 22-year-old boyfriend, but in reality he was arrested for being a good, pious Christian. See, the boyfriend had snuck into Patriot Badkin’s home to leave him a note which read (get this), “Your daughter is pregnant.”
Well, Patriot Badkin caught him sneaking out of the house after leaving behind this declaration of sin and woe so Patriot Badkin took the one rational course of action available to him and began shooting at the cowardly corrupter as he ran away from the house.
We are sure Patriot Badkin was simply a little frustrated because we bet he had tried to instill the positive Christian message of abstinence-only education to his daughter and was saddened to see his Good Book inspired efforts dashed by this libertine lothario. However, should we be surprised that Patriot Badkin’s daughter became pregnant out of wedlock in this era of Dictator Obama’s atheistic Islamic Marxist promotion of perversion and immorality? However, even though Patriot Badkin was stripped of his gun and now sits in jail for being a good Christian father and a Good Guy With A Gun, at least we still have Bristol Palin out there spreading the gospel of abstinence-only education!
Man accused of shooting at daughter’s boyfriend
5/22/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for standing his ground and protecting his family and property from a dangerous thief! Sure, the haters will claim it was actually an unarmed IRS revenue officer, which only reinforces our case that he was defending himself from a dangerous thief!!!!
Bruce Hacker from our Fort Lauderdale NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday for standing his ground (this was in Florida after all where standing your ground is perfectly legal thanks to Jeb!) and charged with, get this, a federal charge of using a deadly weapon while forcibly assaulting, resisting, opposing, impeding, intimidating or interfering with a government employee who was performing official duties. Hell, that shouldn’t be the description of a criminal act. To the contrary, it should be the criteria for being a REAL American!
All this nonsense started Thursday morning when Patriot Hacker was in his home minding his own business when this IRS revenue officer invaded his property and began knocking (that’s what is claimed in the “police” report – we bet he was actually pounding) on the door. Then this IRS revenue officer harassed Patriot Hacker’s wife, who answered the door, by asking to speak with her husband.
Well, Patriot Hacker wasn’t going to stand for this “government” overreach so he opened the front door and pointed a shotgun at the government sanctioned thief, who claimed he was there in regard to a tax matter. In other words, he was there to steal Patriot Hacker’s money!
Patriot Hacker yelled expletives and then screamed, “Get off my property.” Sure enough, the cowardly government thief started retreating because that’s what criminals and cowards do when confronted by a Good Guy With A Gun!
However, Dictator Obama was determined to neutralize Patriot Hacker and confiscate his gun so he will no longer be able to stand up to government goons. So now Patriot Hacker sits in jail facing up to 20 years in a federal prison, which should really be called a Patriot internment camp!!!! This is just another reminder why we must get Donald Trump in the White House!!!
Man pointed loaded shotgun at IRS worker who knocked at his door, feds say
5/21/2016
We don’t want to brag (okay, maybe just a little), but we endorsed Donald Trump first!
While we were thrilled to see our brothers in arms and armaments in the National Rifle Association formally endorse Mr. Donald J. Trump for President yesterday at their 2016 National Convention in Louisville, Kentucky, we would like to remind everybody that we here at the NSPA headquarters had the foresight to endorse Patriot Trump for President way back on 2/21/2016.
So even though we were clearly three months ahead of the NRA and had the courage to get behind Patriot Trump long before it was determined he would be the Republican nominee, we do not think it would be a productive use of time and effort to make much of these facts. No, we must focus on the common cause we have with the NRA to promote the interests of small-penised, White, Christian men who enhance their self esteem through their love of guns. To that end, it is as if Patriot Jesus Christ himself ordained Patriot Donald J. Trump to personify the ethos of our cause! This is our year!!!!!!!
NRA Endorses Donald Trump at National Convention
5/20/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to prevent his 3-year-old stepson from breaking his neck!!!!!
George Coty Wayman from our Clay County NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday and charged with capital murder of a person under 10 because he allegedly shot his 3-year-old stepson in the head and killed him. Sure, the lamestream media is trying to present this as an impossibly disgusting act of horrific gun violence, but that’s because the lamestream media has an agenda to push. See, there’s more to the story.
Before Patriot Wayman allegedly shot and killed the 3-year-old boy, he had been telling the child to stop jumping up and down on his bed. We are certain Patriot Wayman was concerned about the young boy’s well-being and was worried he might break his neck if he fell off the side of the bed. So Patriot Wayman yelled at the young boy to stop jumping on the bed, but the boy didn’t listen to him. See, the problem is that the young boy didn’t have the steady influence of Patriot Wayman in his life during those critical developmental stages just after birth so the boy had become unruly and uncontrollable.
Patriot Wayman surely realized he could only save the child from a harmful fall by taking immediate, unconventional action so he allegedly pulled out his gun and threatened to shoot the boy if he didn’t stop jumping. Unfortunately the young boy’s behavioral patterns had already been established before Patriot Wayman began living with him so the young boy continued to jump. Well, as any good parent knows, you can’t fail to follow through on any threats you present to your children or they will know no behavioral limits. So Patriot Wayman pulled the trigger, probably intending just to scare him. However, since the little boy was continuing to jump, we think the child probably jumped up right into the path of the bullet so it really wasn’t Patriot Wayman’s fault. If the kid had listened to Patriot Wayman, none of this would have ever happened.
However, once you get the “authorities” and the “judicial” system involved, it’s always the Good Guy With A Gun who takes the fall!!!!
North Texas man fatally shoots 3-year-old stepson for jumping on a bed
5/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to reassure his soon to be ex-wife that his loaded gun was inoperable and most likely posed no threat to her!!!!
Lee Travers from our Toms River NSPA chapter was convicted today in Ocean County Superior Court on one count of attempted murder, two counts of making terroristic threats, two counts of aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a weapon and possession of a firearm for an unlawful purpose (whatever the Hell that means) all because he allegedly pointed a loaded gun at his wife and two children and pulled the trigger multiple times.
Well, once again, you have to come to the NSPA to get the real story here. See, it all started when Patriot Travers’ wife of 22 years informed him she wanted to end their marriage and ordered him out of the house. We don’t know the root cause of the disintegration of the marriage but anybody who knows how fickle and foolish women are can take an educated guess on who was the one responsible for this.
So after Patriot Travers’ wife delivered this emotional sucker punch, Patriot Travers allegedly pointed his loaded .32 caliber gun at his wife and threatened to kill her while their two children stood by her. He then allegedly pulled the trigger multiple times, but the gun misfired. Then before Patriot Travers could explain to her what he was doing with the gun, she completely overreacted and ran out of the house to call the police. So not only did she cause unnecessary hassle by bringing the “authorities” into something that was nothing more than a small family drama, but her hysterical response unsettled her children, who followed her lead and panicked by trying to wrestle the gun away from their father. Just imagine the potential long term damage they face to their emotional development as a result of being exposed to their mother’s erratic and overly reactive behavior.
Well, sure enough the busybodies in the Toms River “police department” and the Ocean County “Sheriff’s department” had nothing better to do because Chris Christie has done such an effective job of single handedly reducing crime in New Jersey so they swarmed all over Patriot Travers and confiscated his gun.
Look, Patriot Travers tried to explain to the court that he never intended to threaten his wife. He claimed he had merely pointed the gun at her and pulled the trigger to demonstrate the gun was inoperable and that she had nothing to fear from him. Sure enough, the gun hating county prosecutor manipulated the jury into believing his distorted version of the events and got the bogus guilty verdicts. Now Patriot Travers if facing more than 20 years in prison for all of his convictions and must wait until July 1 for his sentencing.
The most tragic aspect of this case is the continued emotional harm that will fall upon the two children if Patriot Travers is removed from their lives, and they are forced to live with their histrionic mother. However, the rigged “law enforcement” and “judicial” systems in New Jersey don’t care about the well being of two children. No, they just care about locking up another Good Guy With A Gun!!!!
Toms River man guilty of trying to kill wife
5/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for wanting to make sure his daughters ate their dinner!!!!
Jason Wilson from our Wausau NSPA chapter was charged yesterday with two felony counts of first-degree recklessly endangering safety and five misdemeanors, including operating a firearm while intoxicated for allegedly threatening his two daughters with a gun and pulling the trigger. Sure enough, the gun hating cabal consisting of the local “authorities” and lamestream media have attempted to present a totally fabricated picture of Patriot Wilson as a drunk, emotionally fragile, behaviorally erratic tyrant with infantile coping skills who reflexively hides behind a gun to confront the simplest of life’s frustrations. Here we go again!
The truth is Patriot Wilson was actually acting as a responsible father who was only looking out for the health and well being of his daughters. See, according to the “police” report, this past Saturday Patriot Wilson was looking after his daughters for the evening. When he called them up from the basement to eat their dinner, they ignored him and remained in the basement to watch television. Thanks to the liberal Montessori school agenda that has infected our country and produced an army of willful, belligerent brats who feel free to ignore their parents and do whatever they want, this type of selfish, inconsiderate behavior is becoming commonplace.
So Patriot Wilson simply pointed his gun at the television and pulled the trigger, causing the spoiled little girls to run out of the house crying because they didn’t get their way. Right on cue the nanny state sponsored “police” showed up to arrest Patriot Wilson for being a responsible father. He tried to explain to them that his daughters had recently been communicating with their mother, with whom he doesn’t have a good relationship, and suggested that she was probably trying to have them set him up. We here in the men’s rights movement know all too well how often this type of nonsense happens. Similarly, we know all too well how often the “authorities” cover up this type of information because all they care about is locking up Good Guys With A Gun! So once again we are giving you a daily reminder of why we need to get Donald Trump in the White House!!!!
Wausau man, 43, charged with threatening family with gun
http://www.waow.com/story/31998009/2016/05/17/wausau-man-42-charged-with-threatening-family-with-gun
5/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because his son was screwing around with his gas burner stove!!!
Norman Gary Holloway Jr. from our Red Lion NSPA chapter was recently arrested and charged with five counts of reckless endangerment, one count of aggravated assault, simple assault and disorderly conduct after he allegedly shot his handgun at his son during an argument over his son’s usage of his gas burner stove.
See, it all started when Patriot Holloway stopped at his son’s house to drop off a child. That’s when they got in the argument over the son’s usage of Patriot Holloway’s gas burner stove. If there’s one thing a man should never have to deal with, it’s another man screwing with his gas burner stove. Look, if you even think about screwing with my gas burner stove, you’re going to have an intractable, profound, systemic problem on your hands. I know exactly the type of justified rage Patriot Holloway must have been feeling so I really don’t see what the big deal is over him pulling out a gun and shooting it at his son.
Look, the bullets didn’t strike his son so there really wasn’t any need to press any charges. This was just a simple case of a father teaching his son how to act as a responsible adult. However, I guess in Dictator Obama’s America that is a criminal offense! At least, though, there was some good that came from this case. There were three young children present when Patriot Holloway shot the gun at his son so at least they were able to learn at an impressionable age not to screw with another man’s gas burner stove. At least those three children will now have a chance to grow up to be well adjusted adults, unlike Patriot Holloway’s son.
Police: Man argues with son, shoots gun
http://www.yorkdispatch.com/story/news/2016/04/26/police-man-argues-son-shoots-gun/83545672/
5/16/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to help implement Mitt Romney’s self deportation plan for illegal Mexican people!!!!!
James Anthony Knighton from our Rupert NSPA chapter was charged recently with two counts of felony aggravated assault and a misdemeanor count of leaving the scene of an accident all because the “authorities” claim he pulled a gun on a Mexican and then almost ran over the Mexican’s father, who was also a Mexican, with his pickup truck.
Sure enough, the liberal lamestream media has distorted the facts on this story so we will tell you what really happened. See, it all started when Patriot Knighton parked his GMC pickup truck (the preferred vehicle of NSPA members) next to a Ford Mustang that was hogging up space in a handicapped parking spot. Well, when Patriot Knighton opened his door, he accidentally banged the door into the Mustang, causing a tiny little scuff mark.
Well, the owner of the Mustang was a Mexican, and you know how hot blooded and temperamental they can be. So he jumped out of his car and argued, surely in a threatening manner, with Patriot Knighton.
Right away Patriot Knighton must have realized his life was in danger because he was dealing with a volatile Latino so he got back into his truck and tried to drive away from the scene. However, the crazed Mexican ran after his truck and hung onto the pickup bed. That’s when Patriot Knighton tried to stand his ground by pulling out his Ruger Blackhawk .41 caliber magnum revolver and then threw his truck into reverse, driving right at the Mexican’s “handicapped” Mexican father.
Look, Patriot Knighton perfectly explained he simply picked up the revolver because he didn’t want it sliding all over the truck’s console, and he drove his truck toward the Mexican father because the old but still dangerous (handicapped, my ass) man had earlier punched at his truck with keys in his hand. What, was he just supposed to invite the old man to key scratch his truck? It’s kind of hard to key scratch a truck when it’s barreling down on you!
Right on cue, the “authorities” swarmed on Patriot Knighton, and right away they treated him like he was the criminal. First they began interrogating him on why he “fled” the scene. He explained to them, “I had things to do.” Look, The O’Reilly Factor was coming on. Then the “authorities” made much of the fact that Patriot Knighton told the two Mexicans to “go back to Mexico.” Look, Dictator Obama isn’t going to do anything to get all of these Mexicans out of America because he wants them all to hang around long enough to vote for Hillary Clinton in November so Patriot Knighton had to take action.
As you can see, the “authorities” really just wanted to lock Patriot Knighton up so he can’t carry out Mitt Romney’s magnificent Mexican self deportation plan, which is our only option to save America until we get Donald Trump in the White House so he can build his beautiful wall!!
Rupert Parking Lot Car Door Ding Escalates to Gun Threat
5/15/2016
National Small Penis Association member convicted basically for keeping America safe!!!!!
Gill Parker Payne from our Gastonia NSPA chapter was convicted Friday in a Sharia Law court, which was formerly known as the U.S. District Court in New Mexico before Dictator Obama took up occupancy in the White House in order to destroy America from within and establish a Mexican caliphate, after he was forced to plead guilty to a charge of obstruction of a person’s free exercise of religious rights. The truth is Patriot Payne was really convicted for trying to save America from an Islamic extremist terrorist attack.
See, here’s what happened. Back in December Patriot Payne was on a Southwest Airlines flight from Chicago to Albuquerque when he noticed a Muslim woman wearing a hijab sitting a couple of rows ahead of him. It shouldn’t be a surprise that the incompetent TSA screeners allowed her to slip through the security checkpoint and board the plane, which she was surely intending to take down with a bomb.
Well, Patriot Payne knew it would be useless to wait for an incompetent Federal Air Marshall to subdue her so he marched up to her and yelled, “Take this off! This is America!” He then yanked the hajib off her head and foiled the terrorist plot, certainly saving countless lives.
Dictator Obama had to act fast to make sure Patriot Payne didn’t get the credit he deserved for heroically and single-handedly stopping the terrorist attack so he sicced the U.S. Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division on him and railroaded him in court by totally distorting the truth of what happened. Now Patriot Payne is facing up to a year in prison and a maximum fine of $100,000. So the Christian is going to jail while the Muslim is walking free. All we can say is this certainly won’t happen once Donald Trump is in the White House!!!
North Carolina man admits to ripping off a woman’s hijab on a Southwest Airlines flight after demanding: ‘Take this off! This is America!’
5/14/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for pulling what was probably nothing more than a belated April Fools’ Day joke, and because most women have absolutely no sense of humor!!!!
Jason Driesse from our Lincoln Park NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, making terroristic threats, possession of a weapon for unlawful purposes (whatever the Hell that means!) and unlawful possession of a weapon all for what we believe was nothing more than a belated April Fools’ Day joke he played on his girlfriend on May 4.
See, it all started back on May 4 when Patriot Driesse drove his girlfriend to a hiking trail and walked with her to a romantic, isolated spot in the woods. According to the police report, Patriot Driesse stopped by a large rock and asked his girlfriend to have a seat. He then provided her a notebook and pencil and instructed her to begin taking dictation on what he had to say. When she refused and became upset and scared, Patriot Driesse donned a pair of latex gloves and pulled out a revolver, which he placed against her forehead. As she prayed and pleaded for her life, he allegedly pulled the trigger, but the gun did not fire.
Since all of our members are responsible gun owners, we are sure he had never intended to harm her. We figure he had simply waited a little over a month to play a belated April Fools’ Day joke on her because he knew she would have spotted the joke right away if he had tried it on April 1. I mean, why else would a White guy pull a gun on a woman? It’s not like he’s capable of being an emotionally erratic, dangerous sociopath who could commit murder. Unfortunately, Patriot Driesse’s girlfriend doesn’t have a very sophisticated or subtle sense of humor and completely missed the joke. Her idea of comedy is probably listening to Amy Schumer crack jokes about her vagina. Whatever.
So because of his girlfriend poor Patriot Driesse was put in the awkward position of dealing with silence from a joke that fell flat. He decided to cut his losses and drove her back home, but he made one last valiant effort to salvage the joke by telling her he would have shot her in the back if she had tried to run away from him back in the woods. Again, he faced the painful rebuke of dead silence. After he dropped her off at home, she told her parents what happened. Well, guess where she got her lack of a sense of humor. They wasted no time in calling the “police”, who surprise, surprise also had no sense of humor at all.
Now Patriot Driesse sits in the Passaic County Jail, separated from his gun and his freedom all because he tried to make his girlfriend laugh.
Lincoln Park man accused of attempted murder in West Milford
5/13/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to defend himself from one of those annoying parents of one of those annoying kids who has an alleged “peanut allergy”!!!!!
Jon Marc Barbour from our Gunbarrel NSPA chapter (Should it be any surprise Dictator Obama would target a town called Gunbarrel?) was arrested yesterday and charged with second-degree attempted murder and first degree assault even though he did nothing more than defend himself from a life threatening, vicious assault.
Prior to the incident Patriot Barbour had been out minding his own business, taking his dog for a walk when he was accosted by a neighbor who had frequently harassed Patriot Barbour for feeding peanuts to squirrels in the neighborhood because he had concerns about the possible harm this could expose to children in the neighborhood who have “peanut allergies”. If there is one thing that comes close to annoying me as much as liberals whining about the need for gun control, it’s liberals whining about the dangers of alleged “peanut allergies”.
Well, as Patriot Barbour explained to the “police”, this deranged neighbor hit him on the head and tackled him to the ground. Patriot Barbour knew his life was in danger so he had to pull out his handgun and shoot the neighbor in his rear end. The neighbor claimed he was walking away from the argument when Patriot Barbour shot him. Should it be any surprise which account the “authorities” chose to believe?
Thanks to Dictator Obama we are raising a generation of children afraid of guns and peanuts because that will make it all the easier for his wrecking crew to overrun our borders and establish a Mexican caliphate here in America. This won’t happen, though, if we can just get Donald Trump in the White House!!!!
Dispute over feeding squirrels sparked Boulder County shooting, sheriff says
http://www.dailycamera.com/news/boulder/ci_29886320
5/12/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for figuring it’s better to be safe than sorry!!!!
Benjamin Luck from our Cumberland Furnace NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday night and charged with criminal homicide for allegedly shooting and killing his wife in their home while their three young children were present. However, even a casual perusal of the facts of the case makes it obvious he had simply acted in self defense and stood his ground.
See, it all started earlier Tuesday night when Patriot Luck and his wife got into some sort of domestic dispute. We don’t know yet what the dispute was about, but we guess it probably had something to do with something like his wife wanting to frivolously waste money on something womanly and foolish like one of those Longaberger baskets. Well, she must have gotten herself worked up into a ferocious female frenzy because Patriot Luck, as he explained to the “authorities”, felt his life was in danger. Hell, get this, Patriot Luck told the “authorities” she said right to his face that she was going to kill him.
We’ve all been around women who can’t control their emotions so I totally believe this account. At that point, Patriot Luck was in our opinion well within his legal rights to take any measures necessary to protect his life. So according to the “police” report Patriot Luck got his gun, which prompted his wife to grab a knife, which to us here at the NSPA headquarters is a dead giveaway that she indeed intended to harm him.
Well, according to the “police” report, even after the first volley of shots, Patriot Luck continued shooting at her back because he told the “authorities” he did not know if she was “an imminent threat to him as she was moving away from him.” Even after he watched her collapse on the couch and did not see a knife in her hands, he wisely decided not to take any chances and shot her again as she was lying there.
Sure enough, the “authorities” were bound and determined to lock him up, confiscate his guns and confiscate his children so they hauled him off to the Montgomery County Jail. See, Dictator Obama is trying to run up the score before he leaves office. However, this will all change when Donald Trump is in the White House, and we will be the ones laughing last!!!!
Deputies: Cumberland Furnace man shoots, kills wife
5/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply trying to liven up a family game night with a firearms game!!!!
Charles Harry Mitchell Jr. from our Gholson NSPA chapter was arrested and charged Sunday for the shotgun “slaying” of his son-in-law after “shooting” him in the back. Patriot Mitchell was thrown into the McLennan County Jail under a, get this, $1.5 million bond!! Sure enough, right on predictable cue, the “authorities” and lamestream media have tried to portray Patriot Mitchell as an emotionally unstable, fatally impulsive baby who resorted to an unhinged spasm of gun violence to vent his uncontrollable, immature rage.
Well, thankfully you have come to the NSPA to get the fair and balanced truth! Yes, Patriot Mitchell did get into a little argument with his son-in-law Sunday. See, Patriot Mitchell and his meat head son-in-law had been engaged in some sort of ongoing, long simmering dispute over property ownership. Sunday morning at 12:30 AM Patriot Mitchell drove his golf cart the 100 yards from his home to his son-in-law’s home, where the son-in-law was playing a board game with his family and a friend’s family in the garage. Well, Patriot Mitchell and his son-in-law began arguing about their property dispute when the busy body friend of the son-in-law stepped in and tried to tamp down the confrontation. Then Patriot Mitchell’s daughter, who must have some sort of oppositional defiant disorder, stepped in and told her father to leave or she would call the police.
At that point Patriot Mitchell took the high road and got on his golf cart and drove back to his home. Then we’re guessing he probably got to thinking that a good way to try to make peace with his son-in-law and daughter would be to return and join in on the game night activities. However, truth be told, how many people have ever really had fun during a family game night? After five minutes, you realize family game nights are nothing more than a lame, forced, contrived attempt to have “fun” by spending time with people you only associate with on occasion because of the obligations imposed by the random family ties you get stuck with at birth.
So we’re sure Patriot Mitchell grabbed his shotgun and rode back to his son-in-law’s garage simply because he wanted to spice up the game night and have some real fun by introducing them to some shotgun games. Well, when Patriot Mitchell walked into the garage and announced he had a gun, probably to start demonstrating the shotgun games, everybody jumped to the conclusion he was there to harm them so they started panicking and running out of the garage. This probably caused Patriot Mitchell to lose his balance, and the shotgun probably went off accidentally, causing a shotgun shell to enter his son-in-law’s body and end his life.
Well, none of this mattered to the “authorities”, and they arrested Patriot Mitchell so they could confiscate his gun and lock him up in jail to make sure he can’t stand up to the “authorities” when they come to round up all of us Patriots to send us to the FEMA concentration camps! BEWARE!!!!
Gholson man remains jailed in shooting death
5/10/2016
Good Guy With A Gun forced to shoot his two children and himself because he felt his selfish, heartless wife had emotionally abandoned him!!!!!
We here at the NSPA headquarters are saddened to report the untimely passing of Justin Bohn from our Wisconsin Rapids NSPA chapter. While we are still awaiting the full details of the case, it obviously appears Patriot Bohn was the victim of a wife who had emotionally abandoned him as he noted by posting a penetrating article on the travails of spousal abandonment from a Christian counseling website on his Facebook page shortly before his passing.
As a result of suffering what we are sure must have been selfish behavior and an unimaginable lack of empathy from his wife, Patriot Bohn certainly had no choice except to turn to his last remaining good friend, his gun, and use it to shoot and kill his 5-year-old daughter and his 3-year-old son before turning the gun on himself to commit suicide.
In addition to spearheading the gun rights movement for small penised, White Christen Men, we here at the NSPA are actively involved in the Men’s rights movement, and everyday we see the victimization of White Christian Men at the hands of devious Delilah-like women. Patriot Bohn’s case is a classic example of the continued persecution we receive by being treated as second class citizens, which is shocking because it is us White Men who made America so great until Dictator Obama destroyed this country. We are sorry Patriot Bohn will not be standing by our sides when President Donald Trump rests his hand on the Holy Christian Bible at his inauguration, but we know he will be smiling down on us as he watches from Heaven!!!!
‘Married father shoots daughter, 5, and son, 3, dead before turning the gun on himself’ after sending family email saying goodbye
5/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted of first-degree murder for really doing nothing more than trying to guard the Mexican border in Oklahoma City!!!!
Samuel Max Powell from our Oklahoma City NSPA chapter was somehow convicted of first-degree murder Thursday for the “road rage” shooting of a 16-year-old boy back on January 8, 2015. Sure, the liberal lamestream media has tried to make a big deal out of the age of the alleged “victim”, but we would like to point out he was Mexican so it’s not like he was some harmless Richie Cunningham type of teenager. A closer look at the facts will reveal the only crime Patriot Powell committed was trying to keep America safe from Mexican marauders, which is apparently a first-degree felony in Dictator Obama’s America!
Now, if you believe the county prosecutor, you believe Patriot Powell, who was 43 at the time of the shooting, was out driving with an 18 year old male friend (we’re guessing Patriot Powell met this friend as a result of selflessly volunteering his time with one of those Big Brothers programs) when they began yelling racial “insults” at a dark skinned 16-year-old boy in another car. Then the prosecutor claimed both cars stopped at an intersection, and Patriot Powell yelled out, “You messed with the wrong guy, Mexican.” (Editor’s note: Since Patriot Powell has been sentenced to life in prison, he has no more use for this phrase so I am going to use it as a title for a country music song I’m writing. The only problem is that I don’t know how to play guitar, and I’m having trouble coming up with any lyrics as good as the title. If anybody knows how to get in touch with country music legend David Allan Coe, who is from Akron, OH, which just happens to be the headquarters for the NSPA, please let him know I would like to collaborate with him on this song.)
Well, after Patriot Powell yelled out this warning, the prosecutor claimed Patriot Powell then swerved his car around so he faced side by side with the 16-year-old Mexican desperado and fired two shots from a shotgun, one of which struck the “victim” in the head and ended his life. Sure, Patriot Powell had the chance to tell his side of the story, but the fix was in, and the obedient jury delivered the predetermined guilty verdict, which condemned Patriot Powell to a life sentence all for remembering the Alamo and trying to prevent this 16-year-old from smuggling drugs, raping White woman or killing White people or whatever he was probably up to.
The real tragedy here is that there is now one less Good Guy With A Gun on the streets to help keep Oklahoma City safe from dangerous criminals who have no regard for human life.
Jury convicts Oklahoma City man in fatal road rage shooting
http://newsok.com/article/5496616
5/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested after he tried to prevent his children from being exposed to any dangerous blood borne pathogens after his wife surely committed suicide!!!!
Gary Lee Nickal was arrested Friday and charged with first-degree murder for what we’re sure was his wife’s suicide in their home back on April 28. Wow, it took the “authorities” two full weeks to figure out a way to fix the evidence so they could blame Patriot Nickal for his wife’s suicide. See, Colorado is a swing state, and we know Dictator Obama and the United Nations are trying to lock up and suppress the vote of as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible over the course of the next six months, particularly in swing states, to make sure Hillary Clinton can sneak her way into the White House so she can enact Agenda 21 to create a One World “government”!!
See, it all started back on April 28 when the “authorities” arrived to Patriot Nickal’s home and found his wife dead from two gunshot wounds from a shotgun. Patriot Nickal explained his wife had been distraught and killed herself by shooting herself with the shotgun. Now, right off the bat, the “authorities” ignored Patriot Nickal’s account of his wife’s suicide and started trying to put the blame on him.
They started questioning why the shotgun was found in another room rather than by her corpse. Then they measured the gun’s barrel and determined it was 13.5 inches longer than her arm, which of course they claimed would have made it physically impossible for her to have been able to point and fire the gun at herself. Look, this is exactly the same type of data manipulation we see all of the time from the “scientists” who try to get the public to believe in global warming.
Then the “authorities” claimed Patriot Nickal was acting strange simply because he was licking his dead wife’s blood off his hands while they were interrogating him in the house. We’re sure he was simply trying to make sure his three children who were in the house at the time of the suicide were not exposed to any blood borne pathogens. What in the world is so strange about being concerned about the well-being of your children? Then right on cue his dead wife’s family came out of the woodwork to accuse Patriot Lickal of being violent, abusive and controlling. See, when the “authorities” want to lay it on really thick, they pull out all of the stops and cliches.
Well, after two weeks of cooking the “evidence” to serve their purposes, the “authorities” arrested Patriot Lickal for first-degree murder and confiscated his guns before hauling him off to the Jefferson County Detention Center, where it will be impossible for him to vote for Donald Trump in November. We’ve been warning you now for years about the looming destruction of America. Are you finally listening?
Husband ‘shot his wife dead’ while their three young children were home – then started licking blood off himself when cops arrived
5/7/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he wanted to avoid developing a urinary tract infection! Since when did that become a crime?
Shawn Cummins from our Vernon NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with unlawful discharge of a firearm, carrying a firearm while intoxicated (might as well make it a crime to be an American), reckless endangerment, threatening and disorderly conduct after he simply shot his 9mm handgun two times because an offensively selfish and inconsiderate person was taking too long in a bathroom he needed to use.
See, Patriot Cummins had gone to a neighbor’s apartment at 2AM to hang out and have a few drinks. Well, after about an hour of drinking, Patriot Cummins had to urinate badly. An urgent need to urinate can be a stressful situation for any man, but this is a particularly perilous plight for those of us in the National Small Penis Association because the path urine must travel to be eliminated is so much shorter for us it is easier to have an embarrassing incident in which we might urinate in our pants.
Well, Patriot Cummins waited as long as he could at the neighbor’s bathroom door until he knew he had to take decisive action. See, we’re sure Patriot Cummins knows you can develop a long-term urinary tract infection if you frequently attempt to hold your urine. Since the person who set up temporary residence in the bathroom did not respond to Patriot Cummins’ polite pleas to let him in, Patriot Cummins was forced to pull his 9mm handgun from the waistband of his pants and shoot the bathroom door. Now, sure enough, the “authorities” made much of the fact that this shot almost struck the person in the bathroom, but we would like to emphasize the person was not injured, so we would like to know ultimately what the big deal was.
Even that warning shot didn’t get the selfish ceramic surfer off the toilet so an understandably stressed Patriot Cummins had no choice except to run out of the apartment and fire a second shot at an exterior wall of the apartment.
Well, as soon as Patriot Cummins found blissful relief in his own bathroom, the “authorities” from the Vernon “police” department swarmed into his apartment and confiscated his 9mm handgun, his .45 caliber handgun and his 12-gauge shotgun. Then they delivered their coup de grace by confiscating his pistol permit. See, they revealed their hand with this home invasion. All they really cared about was taking away his guns and permit so there would be one less Good Guy With A Gun to stand up to Dictator Obama, who is becoming even more unhinged now that he only has a few more months left to destroy America. This is yet another reminder why we must get Donald Trump in the White House!
Man Fired Shot Into Bathroom When Person Took Too Long: Police
5/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he had to stand his ground against the alcohol fueled frenzy of Cinco de Mayo, which has finally been revealed to be a contrived “holiday” exported from Mexico to destroy our once great country from within!!!
Benjamin Middendorf from our St. Cloud NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with premeditated first-degree murder after he allegedly shot and killed his brother during an argument over a cheeseburger. Sure enough, the local “authorities” and the lamestream media have played up the cheeseburger argument angle to the story to try to portray this as a senseless act of gun violence because they want to use the magician’s art of misdirection to make the public miss the most important aspect of this story.
Here’s the real story behind this shooting. Prior to the shooting Patriot Middendorf’s mother and the brother he allegedly shot to death had been out drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, a Mexican “holiday” seemingly for little more than irresponsible inebriation and lawlessness. See, the real reason the Mexicans created Cinco de Mayo and smuggled it across the border was precisely to spread wanton depravity and the breakdown of the family unit.
See, Patriot Middendorf doesn’t consume spiritually corrosive alcoholic beverages so he did not go out with his mother, brother and their friends when they went out drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo even though they are Americans. Then Patriot Middendorf was forced to confront their destructive and dangerous drunkenness when they returned home. That’s when Patriot Middendorf’s brother must have instigated the cheeseburger argument. My guess it that his brother was one of those obnoxious In-N-Burger “aficionados” who goes on and on and on about how great their cheeseburgers are when, truth be told, they’re really nothing more than a marginally above average fast food cheeseburger. Hell, Hardee’s and Wendy’s cheeseburgers are better than In-N-Out Burger’s cheeseburgers, for Christ’s sake, if you ask me. Come to think of it, I can see how a cheeseburger argument could escalate quickly.
Well, the argument indeed escalated quickly, and Patriot Middendorf obviously sensed the Mexican, alcohol infused danger that would soon threaten his life if he didn’t put a stop to it so he had no choice but to stand his ground (this was in Florida, after all) and shoot and kill his brother. See, one way or another the Mexicans are going to try to destroy us unless we remain vigilant. This is exactly why we must get Donald Trump in the White House!!!
St. Cloud Police: Man shot, killed brother over cheeseburger
5/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to protect his neighborhood from a deadly salmonella outbreak!!!!!
William Dean Thomas from our Portland NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning and charged with reckless endangerment, unlawful use of a weapon and firing a gun in the city (this could only be a crime in the liberal loony bin known as Portland) all because he allegedly fired his handgun at a car full of people who had egged his house. This was after his house had been egged the night before.
In fact Patriot Thomas was outside his home cleaning up the mess from the first egging when the car pulled up for the second egg attack. Patriot Thomas knew he had to stand his ground for his home and the entire neighborhood so he had no choice except to shoot at the car. See, I read in one of my favorite illegal immigrant watchdog online forums that illegal Mexican immigrants are planning to kill real Americans by spreading deadly salmonella strains by egging American homes with diseased eggs from dirty Mexican chickens.
However, instead of thanking Patriot Thomas for stopping this deadly salmonella outbreak, the politically correct “police” arrested him and slapped him with these ridiculous gun charges while allowing the rampaging Mexican diablos to continue their salmonella spree just to keep the Mexicans happy so they’ll vote for Hillary and the Democrat party in November. That’s why we must get behind Donald Trump so in addition to building that beautiful wall he can build a giant chicken coop so we can lock up and deport all of these deadly Mexican chickens before they sicken and kill all of us!
Man shoots at car full of people egging his house, police say
5/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he wasn’t able to find a wife as perfect as his dear old mother!!
Joshua Hopkins from our Greenwood NSPA chapter was arrested Monday night and charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature (whatever the Hell that means), failure to stop for a blue light (double WTF??!!) and possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent crime after he allegedly shot his wife in the head during an argument.
We are waiting to get more information on this case from the president of our Greenwood chapter to find out exactly what Patriot Hopkins’ wife did to put him in the untenable position in which he had no choice except to shoot his wife to protect his safety, but we are pretty sure it involved a lot of nagging over totally inconsequential matters.
Well, after he allegedly shot his wife in the head, Patriot then did what any sensible, well mannered adult male would have done. He called his mother to tell her what happened. She immediately called 911 to alert the “authorities”, probably to make sure her beloved son could be brought as soon as possible to some sort of cognitive processing therapy to help him process whatever trauma he suffered at his wife’s hands before she forced him to shoot her.
Well, the lame ass “police”, who obviously haven’t been trained properly on how to approach a victim of domestic trauma, compounded Patriot Hopkins’ distress and anxiety by following him in their squad cars with their disorienting blue police lights spinning and loud sirens blasting. Any mental health professional will tell you this is the worst thing you could possibly do while trying to engage a trauma victim who is in a car ahead of you.
Eventually these knucklehead “police” cornered Patriot Hopkins and then must have gotten a command from somebody high up in the “police” department to destroy this Good Guy With A Gun by denying him the counseling he needed and hitting him with the bogus criminal charges in order to confiscate his gun and get him locked up in jail with a lengthy sentence so he can’t vote for Donald Trump in November.
Sure enough, the lamestream media has tried to portray Patriot Hopkins as an insecure, emotionally immature mama’s boy prone to committing impossibly impulsive violent acts, but we know the truth. He is just another Good Guy With A Gun marked for destruction by Dictator Obama!!!
Man shoots his wife, calls his mother, report says
http://www.wyff4.com/news/Man-shoots-his-wife-calls-his-mother-report-says/39355006
5/3/2016
Really??!!!? Does this Good Guy With A Gun actually look like an emotionally unstable man with anger management issues capable of impulsive fits of rage? Nice try, Steelton Borough “police”…NOT!!!!!
Mark Sypniewski from our Steelton NSPA chapter and possessor of a stately, serene soul wholly unacquainted with wrath and rage was obviously set up by the Steelton Borough “police” Friday night when he was arrested and charged with endangering the welfare of a child, simple assault by physical menace and recklessly endangering another person after he allegedly pointed a loaded gun at his daughter during an argument at his home.
Anybody who knows Patriot Sypniewski like we know him understands he would never pull a gun on his daughter unless he had a perfectly good reason so we don’t buy this baloney for a second. The Steelton “police” certainly simply wanted to confiscate his gun so they surely crafted this far fetched narrative. Now I would get to the bottom of this tonight to clear him of all false charges, but I am busy helping my mother cook cabbage rolls for the Donald Trump victory celebration we are holding in our NSPA national headquarters in Akron to revel in the triumph of Patriot Trump’s Indiana primary win tonight.
Therefore, Patriot Syniewski’s liberty must be put on hold for one brief day while we celebrate the coming of the Trump Presidency, which will bring deliverance for all insecure, gun loving, small penised White Christian men across America!
Steelton man pointed loaded gun at daughter, police say
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2016/05/steelton_man_pointed_loaded_gu.html#comments
5/2/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to his brother who was ultimately trying to prevent him from having a robust, sustained erection!!!
Sean Halla from our Loveland NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with first-degree assault for allegedly shooting his older brother in the neck and leaving him in critical condition. Sure enough, the gun-hating lamestream media clearly took sides in reporting the story and tried to portray Patriot Halla as the Cain and his brother, who was really the instigator here, as the innocent Abel!
See, here’s what really happened. Patriot Halla had been regularly purchasing testosterone supplements from his brother every couple of weeks for $180. Well, yesterday Patriot Halla’s brother tried to jack the price up to $210, and an argument ensued. Since Patriot Halla has a small penis to begin with, the absolute last thing he needed was hindered access to his testosterone supplements so he had no choice but to pull out his gun and shoot his brother in the neck. The very essence of his manhood was at stake after all so he had to stand his ground!
We would like to point out the sinful irony that in Colorado marijuana, or liberal lettuce as we like to call it here at the NSPA headquarters, is completely legal while testosterone supplements are classified as a controlled substance, forcing small penised, Christian White men to sneak into back alleys to get something to which they should have unquestioned access. See, these hateful liberals don’t want small penised, Christian White men to have control over their own bodies in addition to not having access to their guns! #wewarnedyou
Man shoots brother over $30 testosterone price increase
5/1/2016
Don’t squeeze the Charmin, and don’t even think about throwing it all over the yard of a Good Guy With A Gun’s neighbor, punk!!!!!
Ronnie Lee Neeley from our Sylvania NSPA chapter was the victim of an all out manhunt until he was forced to turn himself into the thugs in the DeKalb County Sheriff’s department on Wednesday to face bogus charges of second-degree assault, discharging a weapon into an occupied vehicle and two counts of menacing all because he was protecting a neighbor from intimidation from a liberal hate group, we’re pretty sure.
See, it all started Saturday night when Patriot Neeley, ever vigilant for his neighborhood’s security, detected a pack of out of control teenagers, probably demented on marijuana, who were toilet papering his neighbor’s house. Well, Patriot Neeley immediately took decisive action and shot a 16-year-old delinquent in the hip but was unfortunately unable to strike any of the other domestic terrorists who fled the scene.
Now, sure enough, the lamestream media is trying to dismiss toilet papering a house as a harmless teen age prank in their contrived efforts to make Patriot Neeley look like an unstable bad guy with anger issues who should have no access to a firearm. They are just covering up to the truth in this case, though, to help Dictator Obama with his sinister agenda. See, just two weeks ago I got an email from my ex-brother-in-law Gary to tell me he had just heard about the latest government giveaway of (get this) Obama toilet paper!?!
As if Obama phones and Obamacare aren’t already crippling our once great nation’s economy, we now have to pay for poor people to have toilet paper! Wait, though, it gets worse. Gary told me he then read on his second favorite website (as if you have to guess what is his favorite website) that Dictator Obama is encouraging packs of dangerous teenagers to use this Obama toilet paper to toilet paper the homes of conservative REAL Americans to try to intimidate them by violating the sanctity of their property and leaving behind a reminder that they are being watched.
Now if some Ku Klux Klan gathering had expressed their Christian faith by burning a cross in somebody’s front yard to represent the light of Jesus’ love, the lamestream media would have wailed and cried outrage. However, in this case they are ignoring the truth about what these teenagers were really up to because apparently Dictator Obama can do no wrong in their myopic eyes. Thankfully you have the NSPA to help you see the truth clearly about what is really happening!
Alabama man charged with shooting teen rolling yard with toilet paper
http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2016/04/man_charged_with_shooting_teen.html
4/30/2016
Good Guy With A Gun attacked by “police” for being a Second Amendment activist!!
Cody Lehman from our Minot NSPA chapter and one of our nation’s premier Second Amendment activists was targeted and assaulted by the thugs in the Moorhead “Police” department for simply enjoying his Second Amendment rights in a motel room at the Super 8 Motel on South 8th St. in Moorhead where we held our NSPA Minnesota state convention last year.
See, it all started when a guest at the motel called the front desk clerk to apologize for something which was not clear. The best the clerk could determine was the caller was apologizing for shooting a gun inside his room.
So right away the over reactive clerk showed poor judgment by calling in the Moorhead “police” who swarmed the motel and barged into Patriot Lehman’s motel room by using the motel’s master key. On a side note we would like to admonish Super 8 for acquiescing so willingly to the government’s request to betray a customer’s privacy. We have switched this year’s Minnesota state convention to the Travelodge and Suites on South Frontage Rd. as a result of this corporate cowardice!
So getting back to Patriot Lehman’s plight, the Moorhead “police” terrorized Patriot Lehman’s little lady who acknowledged there was a gun in the room, but she wasn’t sure where it was. Then the “police” encircled Patriot Lehman who had succumbed to the serene sanctity of sweet slumber on the room’s bed with his trusted gun close by his hand.
Well, the cowardly “police” handcuffed Patriot Lehman while he slept. Then when Patriot Lehman woke up he was justifiably furious over the violation of his rights. He became emotional because he loves this country and its Constitution so much and informed the “police” he was a Second Amendment activist and had a Constitutional right to have his gun with him on his bed.
The snide “police” report noted they found numerous empty containers of alcohol in the room and that Patriot Lehman appeared to be extremely intoxicated. Excuse us, but we would like to inform the Moorhead “police” who are already ignorant of the 2nd Amendment that the 21st Amendment overturned Prohibition in 1933 so Patriot Lehman was simply enjoying his Constitutional right to have a few alcoholic beverages!
So the “police” pored over the room like they were investigating a crime scene or something and discovered a bullet hole in the ceiling. Then the fickle woman told the police that Patriot Lehman had fired the gun after drinking heavily but emphasized the shooting had been an accident. That provided them the excuse they needed to haul a handcuffed Patriot Lehman to one of their “police” cruisers. We are proud to report Patriot Lehman went down fighting for his Constitutional rights to enjoy firearms and alcohol, and multiple officers were required to control him. Patriot Lehman allegedly threatened to harm one of the officers so in addition to slapping Patriot Lehman with a charge of reckless discharge of a firearm, they also hit him with a charge of obstructing the legal process.
Isn’t it ironic they charged him with obstructing the legal process when he did nothing more than try to defend his Constitutional rights? Well, that’s life in Dictator Obama’s America.
Minot man calling himself Second Amendment activist arrested on gun charges
4/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun And A Great Head Of Hair And A Cool Beard charged with a hate crime even though the only thing he hates is terrorism!!!!
Michael Kochalian from our Burlington NSPA chapter was racially profiled and arrested today by the Burlington “police” for disorderly conduct with a hate crime enhancement after he thwarted what we’re sure was a planned terrorist attack. See, it all started earlier in the day when some black woman wearing a hajib was walking around downtown Burlington with her young child obviously to case the area before unleashing some sort of horrific terrorist attack.
Well, God only knows where the “police” were during all of this so thankfully Patriot Kochalian was around and took it upon himself allegedly to approach this obvious sleeper cell agent. He then allegedly called her a terrorist and pointed a gun at her. Sure enough there was some America hating nitwit on the scene who helped her leave and head over to the Burlington “Police” Department’s headquarters because Burlington must be one of those liberal sanctuary cities that care more about illegal aliens and terrorists than real Americans.
So sure enough the Burlington “police” put out an all points bulletin to arrest an elderly White man with a beard and salt and pepper hair down to his ears, and they jumped to the conclusion it was Patriot Kochalian all because he has a history with them with two felony charges with one conviction and 42 misdemeanor charges with 10 convictions. So the hunt was on for a White man, and the “police” took Patriot Kochalian into custody while nothing was done to the woman who we are sure is probably recalibrating the plans for her attack, which is exactly the way we are sure Dictator Obama wants it to be!
Burlington man charged with hate crime
http://www.burlingtonfreepress.com/story/news/2016/04/29/btv-man-charged-hate-crime/83722224/
4/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested after being forced to use his gun basically all because of gay marriage!!!!
Kenneth Munhall from our Omaha NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and booked at his Wednesday morning bond hearing for First Degree Murder and a weapons charge for allegedly shooting and killing his 71-year-old roommate. Sure enough, the “authorities” are ignoring the real instigators of this shooting – Dictator Obama, five unelected members of the Supreme Court and the gay mafia!
See, as Patriot Munhall explained to the “authorities”, he returned home on Sunday and found his roommate involved in an intimate act with Patriot Munhall’s Chihuahua. When Patriot Munhall called him a pervert, his roommate tried to brush it off as no big deal, as reported by WOWT News 6 in Omaha. Well, that didn’t sit well with Patriot Munhall so he decided to teach his roommate a lesson by getting his gun and shooting it into a dark room where his roommate was sitting. Well, lo and behold, when Patriot Munhall turned on the lights, he discovered his roommate had died from a gunshot to the forehead.
We here at the NSPA maintain Patriot Munhall should not be held accountable for this because none of this would have ever happened if gay marriage had not been shoved down the throat of the United States of America. See, we and our good buddy Rick Santorum have been warning for years about the corrosive effects, such as man on dog sexual relations, that would accompany the acceptance and normalization of gay marriage. The arrogant liberal elites laughed at us when we first raised this warning, but they aren’t laughing now because the facts of Patriot Munhall’s case have finally vindicated us by proving our point! We warned you!!!!
Accused killer claims victim’s intimate acts with a dog led to fatal shot
4/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because Dictator Obama wants to destroy Jeb! Bush’s legacy for all of the human rights advances he made on behalf of those of us in the small penised community!!!
Justin Matthew Sowers from our Jacksonville NSPA chapter was charged yesterday with the ambush shooting murder of his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend, who was also the father of her 5-year-old daughter, and the attempted murder of another man in the car at the time of the shooting.
See it all started back in January when this ex-boyfriend got out of jail on a drug charge and went directly to spend the day with his 5-year-old daughter. After he dropped the young girl off that night at her grandmother’s home, somebody in a black car pulled up beside him and a friend who was driving with him and began shooting at their vehicle. Well, the ex-boyfriend died from a gunshot to the head and the other guy in the car was unharmed.
Right from the beginning the “authorities” started snooping around Patriot Sowers’ home and acting all suspicious towards him simply because he had been dating the dead man’s ex-girlfriend and held a grudge against the guy because Patriot Sowers felt the guy had set him up for an arrest in Texas. Well, the stupid coppers couldn’t pin anything on him. If anything, a justifiable motive in this case would have been that Patriot Sowers didn’t want a dangerous drug dealer in the lives of his girlfriend and her 5-year-old daughter. That would have at least made sense.
Then things got doubly suspicious when Patriot Sowers himself got arrested on April 4 along with his girlfriend on drug charges after the “police” stormed into their home and found cocaine, heroin, pills and a handgun. Hell, like the “police” have never planted evidence on a proud White man before. Then while Patriot Sowers was in jail on this obviously bogus drug charge some jailhouse snitch conveniently claimed Patriot Sowers had been bragging in jail about being the gunman who shot and killed the ex-boyfriend back in January. Hell, like a crooked prosecutor has never used false testimony from a jailhouse snitch to doom a proud White man.
Since this is in Florida and Dictator Obama is bound and determined to erase all of the advances Jeb! Bush made for gun loving, Christian, small-penised White men, the “authorities” slapped Patriot Sowers with the murder and attempted murder charges. It is 2016 in the United States of America and White men are still being treated this way. It just goes to show how much work we still have to do here at the NSPA!
Jealous boyfriend charged with murder after man released from jail shot at stoplight
4/26/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to stop a crazy ass woman from breaking a vase which had belonged to his mother!
James Sanders from our Sellersburg NSPA chapter was arrested early Sunday morning after some busybody, window watching neighbor called the “police” on him after reporting shots being fired in his home. Well, when the “police” arrived, a perfectly calm and collected Patriot Sanders met them outside and acknowledged he had fired a gun and then put it on top of the refrigerator, as reported in The News and Tribune “newspaper”.
Now, sure enough, Patriot Sanders’ disturbed little lady right away began portraying herself as a victim. She claimed she and Patriot Sanders had been arguing about their relationship and their dog. (If you ask us, Patriot Sanders probably only really cared about the dog.) Well, drama queen that she surely is, she then claimed Patriot Sanders had become irate with her and began knocking things off the counter and ordered her to leave the house. When she refused, she claimed Patriot Sanders pointed the gun at her and said, “Let’s end this right now; I’m going to kill you.” Then to really pile it on, she claimed Patriot Sanders fired his gun, striking the sliding glass door behind her. That’s when she said she fled to a neighbor’s house.
Thankfully it was then Patriot Sanders’ turn to tell his side of the story or in other words, the truth. He explained to the “police” she had been nagging him for quite a while and then started texting him earlier in the evening that she wanted to have sex with him. Patriot Sanders explained he instead chose to take his dog for a walk rather than have sex with his looney lady. See, between the two activities, he chose the one he would actually enjoy.
Well, as the saying goes, Hell hath no fury like a crazy ass broad scorned. When Patriot Sanders returned with his dog, she began throwing things at him and threatened to break a lamp which had belonged to his mother. So at that point Patriot Sanders had no choice except to fire his gun in her direction to calm her hysterical ass down. He struck the sliding glass door behind her, causing glass to shatter all over the kitchen, but more importantly it got her the Hell out of the house.
Unfortunately, the gullible nitwit “police” fell for her sob story version of the events and arrested Patriot Sanders on charges of (get this) attempted murder, intimidation with a weapon, criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon, neglect of a dependent and pointing a firearm. In other words, they went through all of this just so they could turn him into a Good Guy Without A Gun! If we allow Dictator Obama to take away our guns, how in the Hell are we to be expected to stop crazy ass broads from breaking our mothers’ vases??!!!???!!! Look, if you want to break any of my mama’s vases, you’re going to have to cross over my cold, dead body to do it!!!
Sellersburg man being held on attempted murder charges
4/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing his ground against a violent, life threatening attacker……who also just happened to be his 89-year-old father!!!
James Troy May from our Lecanto NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with second-degree murder all because he was forced to shoot his 89-year-old father who Patriot May reported had become violent towards him. Since this occurred in Florida Patriot May was well within his state protected rights to Stand His Ground and shoot his deranged daddy. Evidently, though, Dictator Obama is forcing his will upon the “authorities” in Florida in an attempt to obliterate Jeb! Bush’s legacy of bestowing Stand Your Ground legislation upon the good people of Florida so the “authorities” went ahead and arrested Patriot May.
Furthermore, the lamestream media in Florida made much of the fact that Patriot May went to sleep shortly after shooting his father and slept for hours before waking up to call the “authorities” to report what happened as if to imply he is a heartless killer. Well, we applaud Patriot May’s courtesy for this because he was obviously thinking of the safety and well being of others. See, there have been plenty of reports in the news recently about medical studies documenting the dangers of drowsy driving. Patriot May obviously wanted to make sure he was well rested in case the “authorities” asked him to drive himself to the police station to fill out a report about the necessary steps he had to take to protect himself from his father.
Unfortunately, though, the fix was in and the “authorities” drove their squad cars to Patriot May’s home to arrest him on the bogus murder charge and haul him to the Citrus County Detention Center, which is exactly where Dictator Obama wants to keep him through November so he can’t vote for Donald Trump in the swing state of Florida!
Deputies: man shoots, kills father
http://wfla.com/2016/04/16/deputies-man-shoots-kills-father/
4/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun in New Hampshire arrested basically for following the state motto by trying to live free or die!
Terry Allen from our Hudson NSPA chapter in New Hampshire was arrested recently and charged with reckless conduct and criminal threatening, both felonies, all because he had to use his gun to defend himself. If you just look at his mug shot, you understand the imminent threat he was facing. Hell, his life was clearly at stake so we would like to know when it became a state crime to use a gun to live free or die, which just happens to be the state motto for crying out loud.
See, all this hullabaloo started when Patriot Allen and another guy got into some kind of a fight at Capri Pizza in Hudson. We are still waiting for details, but we are guessing the other guy was probably being a wiseguy and insisted on getting pineapple on a pizza Patriot Allen offered to split with him. So Patriot Allen probably called bullshit on this, and the other guy probably had emotional and anger management problems which caused him to succumb to his reckless impulsivity and attack Patriot Allen in a vicious manner. So then Patriot Allen was probably mindful of the safety of the other patrons so he steered the fight outside and probably tried to calm the situation down by suggesting they order separate pizzas, thereby eliminating any disagreement about the toppings. However, at this point the other guy was probably too consumed by a narcotic-like haze of rage and anger and continued his assault.
Well, at this point Patriot Allen probably had no choice except to pull out his .40 caliber Smith and Wesson and fire three shots in the air, an action which had its intended effect of quieting his assailant. However, since Dictator Obama won New Hampshire in 2008 and 2012, there is no doubt who calls the shots around there. As a result, it should come as no surprise that Patriot Allen was hauled off to jail for using his 2nd Amendment rights to protect himself and is now awaiting his May 19 arraignment in Nashua Circuit Court. Jeeez, we really wonder how that will turn out!
Gunfire Erupts After Fight at Hudson Pizza Joint: Police
http://patch.com/new-hampshire/nashua/gunfire-erupts-after-fight-hudson-pizza-joint-0
4/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun hunted like an animal after his wife was found shot dead in their home, while by sheer coincidence (yeah, right!) the Stop Trump movement has just happened to set up shop in Pennsylvania before Tuesday’s primary!
It is with heavy hearts burdened by the ballast of sorrow that we must announce the untimely passing of Anthony Detar from our Sewickley Township NSPA chapter. Patriot Detar was forced to flee for his life Friday when the Pennsylvania state “police” wanted to harass him about details regarding the shooting death of his wife in their home earlier that morning.
Patriot Detar probably knew he had to get on the road to find the real killer before the “authorities” apprehended him because we’re guessing he had cable television and anybody who has cable television and has the FX channel which seemingly airs the Harrison Ford film ‘The Fugitive’ every three days knows all too well how easy it is for an innocent man to be framed for his wife’s murder.
On top of that the “authorities” were trying to smear Patriot Detar’s reputation to make it easier to frame him by reporting to the lamestream media that he had been arrested this past August on charges of simple assault and harassment for punching his wife in the face so severely that he knocked out an upper tooth and left her eyes and lips swollen, according to the criminal complaint filed by the state “police.” Thankfully justice prevailed in that case because those bogus charges were dismissed when Patriot Detar’s wife chose not to testify against him. She certainly would have testified against him if he had actually done this. See, they had been out drinking earlier on the evening she sustained the injuries, and most woman can’t handle alcohol very well so we figure she probably got injured after she walked into the bathroom door and then fell down the stairs.
Well, the state “police” conveniently confronted Patriot Detar in an unpopulated (in other words – no witnesses!!!) area just north of Marienville. So the official report is Patriot Detar shot himself in his truck before the state “police” could apprehend him. However, since Patriot Detar is dead, we will never know what really happened.
Isn’t it interesting that all of this happened just a few days before Pennsylvania’s Republican primary on Tuesday, an election which has generated an all out assault by the Stop Trump movement from the Republican Party establishment? Haven’t they freely stated they are doing everything they can to prevent Donald Trump from winning the Republican nomination? Wouldn’t it make total sense they would do anything to suppress the vote of real American men like Patriot Detar? What more effective way would there be to prevent Patriot Detar from voting for Donald Trump than by killing him? Where were Reince Priebus and John Kasich at the time of Patriot Detar’s death? Who does a better job than the NSPA of reporting the facts so you can decide?
Suspect in fatal Sewickley Township shooting kills self after police stop
http://triblive.com/news/westmoreland/10352090-74/shooting-investigating-police
4/22/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for simply wanting to stop all of the arguing and fighting between his girlfriend and him.
Jeremy Hardin from our Clay NSPA chapter was arrested recently and jailed briefly until he was able to post a $50,000 bond all because he allegedly shot and killed his girlfriend in front of her two small children while she was cooking for them. Sure enough the local lamestream media was trying to paint Patriot Hardin as the bad guy, and to achieve this end they downplayed the explanation he gave the “authorities” for why he allegedly shot and killed her. See, they wanted to keep this quiet because his explanation puts his actions in a perfectly understandable context.
See, as Patriot Hardin told the “authorities”, there had been a history of arguing and fighting between his girlfriend and him and he just wanted it to stop. So Patriot Hardin simply used his gun to break the cycle of arguing they had gotten into and stopped it permanently. Sure, her two small children were forced to experience the trauma of seeing Patriot Hardin allegedly walk up behind their mother and shoot her dead, but that single episode pales in comparison to the endless trauma he saved them from experiencing by witnessing the years of arguments between him and their mother that would have occurred if he had never pulled out his gun.
Now the “authorities” have not pressed any charges yet, but we all know the fix is in and it will only be a matter of time until he gets railroaded with some sort of murder charge so they can lock up another Good Guy With A Gun in Alabama. See, this is exactly the open season we knew there would be on proud, gun loving, small penised White men in the South after the forces of political correctness turned the Confederate flag into a bad thing. We warned you!
Mother, 38, shot to death in Clay home in front of 2 children while she was cooking
http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2016/04/38-year-old_mother_shot_to_dea.html
4/21/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for standing his ground against a woman who was playing with his head!
Christopher Kalb from our Brunswick County NSPA chapter was coerced Monday into confessing to the April 10 murder of the mother of his child as reported in the Niagara Gazette. Patriot Kalb is now facing extradition from North Carolina to South Carolina, where the corpse of the mother of his child was found in a vacant lot.
See, all of Patriot Kalb’s trouble began because of the fickle, manipulative behavior of the mother of his daughter. As he explained to the “authorities”, she would constantly harass him with calls and texts from her home in New York and taunt him regularly by denying him the chance to come to New York to visit his daughter.
Well, on April 17 she arrived in South Carolina, surely with the primary intention of making Patriot Kalb more miserable, and the plan was for Patriot Kalb and another woman to pick her up at a Myrtle Beach bus station and then drive her to his home in North Carolina to talk about their daughter. Well, we don’t know all of the details yet, but apparently she started acting like a typical conniving, vindictive woman trying to provoke a man, and, well there were consequences for that.
As Patriot Kalb explained to the “authorities”, “She got into my head, so I blew hers the (expletive) off.” According to the autopsy, she died of a gunshot wound to the head. Oh, and she happened to be 16 weeks pregnant. Well, if she had never used their daughter as some sort of a means to get into his head, none of this would have ever happened. This is just another example of what those of us in the men’s rights movement know all too well. Child custody decisions are universally biased against men and leave real men no choice except to use a gun to balance the scales of justice.
Suspect in NT woman’s shooting death near Myrtle Beach confesses
http://www.niagara-gazette.com/news/crime/suspect-in-nt-woman-s-shooting-death-near-myrtle-beach/article_e74327dc-05d4-11e6-8d9d-1b70e0de7645.html
4/20/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for recognizing the sanctity of life before it was too late!!!
Keith Smith from our Frankfort NSPA chapter was arrested last month and is facing possible charges for the murder of his wife, but once again the “authorities” have conveniently done a cover up on the most important details of the story.
See, Patriot Smith and his wife had been in an argument earlier on the evening she died. Well, as Patriot Smith explained to the police, he and his wife had made some sort of a suicide pact as a way to resolve the argument, which strikes us as a totally believable explanation. After all, it provided both parties a way out of the argument without either feeling the other had gotten the upper hand. So according to Patriot Smith the plan was for his wife to kill herself first, and then he would kill himself. Patriot Smith explained he was showing his wife how to use the gun to kill herself when the gun accidentally went off and killed her.
Then when Patriot Smith saw his wife die he couldn’t bring himself to follow through on his end of the suicide pact. We figure Patriot Smith, good Christian that we are sure he is, came to appreciate the sanctity of life as the life force expired in his wife. We’re sure he then realized there was no point in shooting himself because this was a classic case that two wrongs don’t make a right. Thirty minutes after she died, Patriot Smith called the “police” to report the accidental shooting.
Well, the “authorities” immediately began overlooking Patriot Smith’s plausible explanation of the events and took him into custody. They realized this was their chance not only to lock up a Good Guy With A Gun but also to lock up a Good Christian With A Respect For The Sanctity Of Life. See, not only could a free Patriot Smith stand up to Dictator Obama’s looming gun confiscation program, but he could also stand up to Dictator Obama’s looming mandatory abortion program. In other words, that made him public enemy #1 in Dictator Obama’s America!
Court docs: Frankfort man killed his wife with his town marshal gun
http://wishtv.com/2016/03/28/court-docs-frankfort-man-killed-his-wife-with-his-town-marshal-gun/
4/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for teaching his grown ass son a valuable life lesson!
Ted Alan Walters from our Elizabethtown NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday and charged with first-degree burglary and assault with a deadly weapon all because he had simply acted as a responsible father and tried to get his son on the right path in life.
See, this all started Friday night when Patriot Walters discovered his 25-year-old son allegedly stole hamburger and bacon from his grandmother’s freezer, according to the “police” report. Furthermore, Patriot Walters later told the “police” his son had also taken thousand of dollars of his property in recent months, as reported in the Fayetteville Observer.
Well, Patriot Walters knew he had to resort to a little tough love in order for his son to get his head on straight. So Patriot Walters forced his way into his son’s home and shot him in the lower left leg. Look, Patriot Walters made sure the shot wasn’t fatal, and his son was rushed to New Hanover Regional Hospital for prompt care so we don’t see what the big deal is here.
Patriot Walters explained to the “police” he had simply tried to teach his son a lesson about stealing. He said, “I did not want to kill my son. I just want him to have a reminder each time he takes a step while he is stealing someone else’s belongings.” Ward Cleaver could not have devised a more effective way to teach his son a valuable lesson on this matter so we here at the NSPA national headquarters are going to cover Patriot Walters’ bail as an early Father’s Day present.
Thanks to the liberal and homosexual agenda to destroy the family unit in the short term and America in the long term, there are a lot of fathers absent from their children’s lives. Imagine how much better America would be if these AWOL fathers were more like Patriot Walters and cared enough about their sons to shot them in the leg to prevent them from making future mistakes. We can only dream as long as Dictator Obama is in the White House.
Bladen County father shoots son in leg over food theft
4/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for defending himself from a vicious dog that was obviously trained to be a part of the liberals’ War On Christmas!
Joseph Kukla from our Clarksville NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and preliminarily charged with intimidation with a deadly weapon after he had to use a gun to defend his life in his driveway. See, this plot to kill Patriot Kukla started earlier that night when a neighbor’s dog ran up on Patriot Kukla’s driveway. Now the cover story the neighbor fed the “police” was that his dog got loose from his yard, and he and a few other neighbors were chasing it to bring it back to his home.
However, we are positive this was actually all part of a liberal plot to have the dog attack Patriot Kukla because he looks like Santa Claus. See, their goal is obviously to start their annual War On Christmas in April this year to catch Christian real Americans off guard.
So when this vicious dog, surely trained to maim and kill, came onto Patriot Kukla’s driveway, he had no choice except to shoot at the dog. Then when one of the neighbors, who was clearly involved in this War On Christmas plot, threatened to call the police, Kukla defiantly yelled back, “You (expletive), you are going to be next.” See, if you try to wage a War On Christmas with Patriot Kukla, your ass is in a fight to the finish.
Well, unfortunately the “police” who were then called to the scene were in cahoots with the plot, and they ignored his explanation that he shot at the dog to protect himself because his neighbor had sent it to attack him. So today Patriot Kukla sits in the Clark County jail, stripped of his gun, while the Godless forces of progressivism and evil continue their crusade to kill Christmas!
Clarksville man accused of shooting at dog
4/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for participating in a scavenger hunt!
James Lane from our Riverside NSPA chapter was recently charged in Montgomery County Common Pleas Court with, get this, three counts of attempted murder, three counts of attempted kidnapping, one count of violation of a protection order, one count of violation of a protection order while committing a felony, one count of menacing by stalking and one count of possession of criminal tools. We only wonder how long it took the Montgomery County Prosecutor to come up with this list of bogus charges.
See, if you believe the “authorities” in Montgomery County, which just happens to be a Democratic Party stronghold in Ohio – just sayin’, you believe Patriot Lane had hatched a horrifying plot to kidnap his estranged wife and twin 8-year-old daughters in order to kill them execution style with his gun. All this nonsense started when Patriot Lane’s wife called the “police” to report he was following her in his car even though she had secured a temporary protection order against him a month earlier. Look, Riverside, Ohio is a pretty small town so the odds are pretty good that just by random coincidence you end up driving behind somebody you know.
Then to really lay it on the thick and set Patriot Lane up for a fall, she told the “police” a melodramatic tale in which she was scared of what he might do to her and their daughters because he had recently threatened to murder her and had been sexually abusive toward her according to the “police” report.
Well, without even bothering to get Patriot Lane’s side of the story, the “police” chased him down and started snooping through his car. They found a stun gun on the passenger seat and cash, a handgun, duct tape, black latex gloves, zip ties and a lock picking set in his trunk. So just because they believed his wife’s story and found these items in his car, they felt like they could go ahead and throw all of those ridiculous charges at him.
In regard to the items they found in his car, we would like to point out those were all items we had on the scavenger hunt list for our annual Ohio NSPA statewide Family Fun and Gun Fellowship Picnic back in August last year. We’re guessing Patriot Lane simply hadn’t gotten around to taking the items out of his car. However, the “authorities” don’t care because that inconvenient fact upends their narrative that was created to lock up Patriot Lane so they could confiscate his gun and prevent him from voting for Donald Trump in November. It is morally reprehensible what convoluted lengths these liberal Democrats will go to so they can make it more difficult for Patriots to vote. They have no shame!
Man accused in plot to kill wife, kids pleads not guilty
4/16/2018
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for doing exactly what Jack Bauer would have done in any episode of ‘24′, we’re guessing.
Steven Saxe from our Sweet Valley NSPA chapter is facing all kinds of trouble all because, we’re guessing, he tried to stop some sort of a terrorist plot this past Wednesday night.
See, it all started when Patriot Saxe went to a house looking for some guy about something that must have been pretty important. Now we think maybe Patriot Saxe had gotten information that ISIS had planted a time bomb someplace close by and that this guy he was looking for had something to do with it so time was of the essence. Since he probably didn’t have any time to mess around, kind of like the type of situations Jack Bauer always faced on ‘24′, Patriot Saxe had no choice but to take pragmatic action. So he forced his way into the house and grabbed a woman by the shirt and pointed his handgun in her face while demanding to know where the guy was.
When the woman claimed he wasn’t there, the woman’s mother charged into the scene and threatened Patriot Saxe. Since the seconds were probably ticking away on the time bomb, Patriot Saxe pushed the mother and continued to wave the handgun around. Then the woman’s father charged into the scene and told him to leave. Since he was a man, Patriot Saxe showed him the respect he deserved and left the house to continue looking for this guy before the bomb exploded.
Jack Bauer faced an unexpected complication every week, and sure enough his wife then added a complication to his search. See, after Patriot Saxe left that house where he had been looking for the guy, Patriot Saxe’s wife then called the “police” to report he had been drinking all day and had become argumentative with her about this guy who we’re guessing is a terrorist. When he left the house to look for the guy, she told the “police” she tried to stop him by following in her car and swerving in front of him to force him to stop. After he crashed into her, he waved his gun at her and said, “(expletive), get out of the way.” Then, just like Jack would have done, he drove away to find the guy probably because there were so many lives at stake.
However, before Patriot Saxe could find the guy to stop the bomb from exploding, the “police” tracked him down thanks to his wife’s phone call. They found his 9mm handgun in the waistband of his pants and confiscated it immediately. Then they charged him with felony counts of aggravated assault and carrying a firearm without a license, along with misdemeanor charges of reckless endangerment and harassment. See, that’s what this was all about. The “police” didn’t care about the greater threat of the bomb which was probably about to go off. No, all they cared about was following their marching orders to confiscate his gun and to lock him up in jail because it means there will be one less Good Guy With A Gun for them to contend with when Dictator Obama tells them to get all of our guns before he leaves office!!!!
Police: Sweet Valley man pointed gun at his wife, residents inside their home
4/15/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested by Insidious Indians With A Grudge!!!
Joseph Terry Grubbs from our Mathews NSPA chapter was charged earlier this week with first-degree assault and shooting into an occupied vehicle for allegedly shooting an acquaintance who was sitting in a parked car. We would like to point out this “crime” was allegedly committed by Patriot Grubbs in the fifth floor parking deck at the Wind Creek Casino owned by the Indian tribe in Wetumpka, Alabama. Also, we would like to point out he was arrested by the Tribal police from this Indian community. Now as proud sovereign citizens we here in the NSPA already refuse to respect real American police departments so we sure as Hell will never submit to an Indian Tribal police department.
See, we suspect Patriot Grubbs was framed for this “crime” as some sort of long standing grudge these Indians have about the Trail Of Tears and Wounded Knee. Even though many moons have passed since these kerfuffles occurred, these Indian people still feel they have a score to settle with White American Men who worship Jesus Christ instead of a (get this) white buffalo.
Furthermore, we here on the NSPA executive council are really miffed we have to cancel our plans to campaign this weekend for Donald Trump at the “Build The Wall” rally in Laredo, Texas all because we now have to go to Alabama to bail Patriot Grubbs out of jail thanks to these trouble making Indians. While protection of gun rights remains our top priority, we also recognize the importance of putting an end to illegal immigration to prevent the undesirable, uninvited invaders from taking over our country. This is precisely why we must elect Donald J. Trump as President and build his beautiful wall so we can take OUR country back!!!!
Tribal police make arrest in Wind Creek Casino shooting
http://www.al.com/news/montgomery/index.ssf/2016/04/tribal_police_make_arrest_in_w.html
4/14/2016
Good Guy With A Gun who was sent to jail in 2013 for defending himself from his abusive girlfriend now faces charges for defending himself from his abusive brother!!!!
In a classic case of history repeating itself, Raymond Scott Hanson from our St. Cloud NSPA chapter was charged today with second-degree assault in connection with a shooting involving his brother Sunday evening. See, according to an obviously biased court complaint, Patriot Hanson allegedly brought a gun to his brother’s home. We’re guessing he was probably bringing it over as a birthday present or something like that.
Well, there was certainly something wrong with his brother because according to the court complaint there was a struggle between the two of them, and his brother turned the gun toward Patriot Hanson and pulled the trigger, sending a bullet into Patriot Hanson’s stomach and leg. Sure enough right on cue, the “authorities” lined up plenty of “witnesses” (i.e., friends of Patriot Hanson’s brother) to claim Patriot Hanson had made comments earlier in the day about wanting to harm his brother.
So excuse us if we’re a little confused how Patriot Hanson is the one charged with assault when it’s his brother who pulled the trigger on Patriot Hanson’s gun. To make matters worse, Patriot Hanson was also charged with being an ineligible person to possess a firearm because of a previous conviction for second-degree assault in 2013, according to a report in SCTimes.
In that miscarriage of justice, Patriot Hanson was accused of beating and kicking his girlfriend to the point where she lost consciousness and suffered broken ribs and a broken nose. According to the court report, Patriot Harrison’s girlfriend, who clearly knew how to manipulate the jury into thinking she was the victim, claimed she had to lock herself in a bedroom to get away from Patriot Hanson. She then claimed Patriot Hanson broke down the door and began to beat her.
What burns us up is how the jury completely overlooked her statement that she tried to protect herself with her hands and a pocket knife. Her own words here support Patriot Hanson’s contention that he had simply assaulted his girlfriend as an act of self-defense. Was he supposed to just let her stab him to death with the pocket knife? However, the fix was in, and Patriot Hanson was sentenced to prison and banned from owning a gun.
Ultimately the gun ban placed on Patriot Hanson is what both of these cases are all about. The “authorities” have clearly identified him as a Patriot who could complicate their plans for allowing Dictator Obama to establish a caliphate in America so they want to make sure he cannot own a gun and spends most of his time confined to a prison!
Man charged in Avon shooting
http://www.sctimes.com/story/news/local/2016/04/14/man-charged-avon-shooting/83035240/
4/13/2016
Good Guy With A Gun’s wife stands by her man, but he still gets convicted for an accidental shooting!!!!!?!!!!!!
David Kramer, Jr. from our Crescent City NSPA chapter was recently forced to plead guilty to negligent injury even though his wife testified he simply accidentally shot her during an argument. So not only does Patriot Kramer now have this bogus charge on his record, but he was also forced to leave his job with the Louisiana Department of Public Safety’s Crescent City Connection police unit after he totally accidentally shot his wife, as if he posed some sort of danger to the citizens of Crescent City. Give me a break!
See, this all started back in October when Patriot Kramer and his wife got into an argument over a photo she found on his cell phone. We figure Patriot Kramer was probably keeping a picture of her on his cell phone so he could take it out and look at it any time he was missing her. We’re sure Patriot Kramer isn’t shallow so the picture he had of her was probably one in which she wasn’t wearing any makeup because he appreciates her natural beauty. Well, we figure his wife is vain and shallow (she is a woman after all) so she became upset with him when she found this picture of her on his phone. She was probably yelling at him to put a more complimentary picture of her on the phone in case one of his coworkers were to see it.
The argument probably started to escalate when he told her he wasn’t going to do it because he loves her just the way she is, which only caused her to become more hysterical and demanding. Well, whatever they were arguing about, Patriot Kramer’s wife ordered him out of the house and told him he would have to sleep somewhere else that night.
So naturally Patriot Kramer began packing all of his essential overnight items, like his tooth brush and his gun. Well, when she saw him packing the gun, she testified she tried to stop him from taking it. She stated the gun fired while she was interfering with his packing, sending a bullet through her arm and hitting her in the side of the head.
As she told the judge, “I don’t know if I did something to cause that, when I went to reach for it.” See, here is a woman who knows her place and knows that she was the reason she got shot in the side of the head. Better yet, she told the court she was not afraid of her husband and wanted to reconcile. This is a prime example of a beautiful marriage between a man and a well conditioned woman, and this is a reminder of why we must make sure those dirty, false gay marriages don’t ever destroy the sanctity of real marriages like this one.
Sadly, the tentacles of the evil octopus also known as Dictator Obama extend and exert control over the Jefferson Parish Court so Patriot Kramer still got convicted on the negligent injury charge because Dictator Obama only has 10 more months to lock up as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible!
Former CCC officer pleads guilty after wife testifies he ‘accidentally’ shot her
4/12/2016
Good Guy With A Gun’s case demonstrates the dangers marijuana presents to all of us!!!!
Jesse Alan Flemister from our Hot Springs NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with second-degree battery on Sunday and is being held in lieu of $20,000 bond at the Garland County Detention Center all because he was having a little fun playing with his AR-15 semi-automatic rifle and allegedly accidentally shot a 13-year-old child in the leg. See, according the accident report, Patriot Flemister was playing with his AR-15 with four other people in his house when he pulled the bolt back on his weapon while unaware it was loaded. Then, through no fault of his own, the bolt slid forward, causing the gun to discharge and strike the 13-year-old child in the leg.
Now, sure enough, the snide “police officers” who responded to the accident had to get their digs in by noting in their report there were alcohol bottles strewn around the living room and that Patriot Flemister smelled of intoxicants. Then they made sure to note Patriot Flemister told them he had been smoking marijuana before the little accident.
So as you see, marijuana is the real source of this tragedy. If Patriot Flemister hadn’t been smoking this brain destroying weed of decadence, the 13-year-old would be bullet free. However, Dictator Obama and his minions will make this all about the dangers posed by guns. Don’t you see what they are doing? They are doing whatever they can to criminalize guns in America while doing whatever they can to legalize marijuana in America. Hmmmmm, wouldn’t it be easier to establish a caliphate in America and a Communist paradise presided over by Raul Castro in Florida if all of us are unarmed and stoned out of our minds? As our good, God fearing buddy Glenn Beck always says, “I’m just sayin’.”
Man playing with AR-15 shoots Ark. 13-year-old
http://www.kens5.com/news/police-adult-playing-with-gun-shoots-13-year-old-in-leg/128484541
4/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because a dog’s owners were too damn cheap to pay for one of those invisible fences that give dogs a little shock!
Tyler M. McKeon from our Bay City NSPA chapter found out last week he must wait another two weeks to face a totally ridiculous charge of killing and torturing an animal. See, it all started back in December when Patriot McKeon was hunting on his father’s private property that had numerous ‘No Trespassing’ signs posted all around. Well, while Patriot McKeon was busy trying to hunt deer, this vicious Labrador/pit bull mix with the deceptively sweet sounding name of Tippy ignored the ‘No Trespassing’ signs and came onto the property and menacingly approached as close as 41 yards to Patriot McKeon’s raised hunting blind. Obviously fearing for his safety, Patriot McKeon had no choice except to shoot and kill Tippy with a muzzleloader and a 9 mm handgun because you can never be too careful when killing one of these crazed canines.
Well, Tippy’s irresponsible owners, who live next to the property where Patriot McKeon was hunting, heard the gunshots and ran outside to start snooping around and found Tippy’s bullet riddled corpse. Then the wife saw Patriot McKeon walking with a gun from the hunting grounds to the road and asked him if he had shot her dog. Since Patriot McKeon knew better than to get into some sort of an argument with a hysterical woman, he told her he had only shot a deer.
Then once Patriot McKeon was safely in his Silverado pickup truck, he justifiably flipped off the lady and her husband as he drove away. So then this trouble making couple escalated the situation by following him in their truck and confronted him a second time, as reported in Michigan Live. Well, Patriot McKeon again denied he shot the dog, according to court records.
Not willing to let this go, the couple called 911 to continue their harassment of Patriot McKeon. So the Bay City “Police” grilled him like a common criminal until they forced him to say, “All right, I shot him.” He explained to the “police officers” he had to do this because the damn dog had been hanging around his hunting blind all morning in a threatening manner. Furthermore, the “police officers” did nothing to Tippy’s owners for letting him run unsupervised onto the private property where Patriot McKeon was hunting. If they had paid for one of those invisible fences, none of this would have ever happened. We’re guessing they’re a couple of government dependent liberals who were waiting for the government to pay for the invisible fence. All we know for sure, though, is another Good Guy With A Gun is locked up in jail while the truly guilty go free! It’s just another day in Dictator Obama’s America!
Court hearing delayed for Bay County hunter charged in dog’s killing
http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2016/04/court_hearing_delayed_for_bay.html
4/10/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for getting shot by his wife!!!!
Bradley Skinner from our Huntsville NSPA chapter has been sitting in jail since May (!!!!!) while waiting for a Madison County grand jury to decide if he should face burglary and domestic violence charges. The “authorities” claim Patriot Skinner was terrorizing his estranged wife, who had a restraining order against him, and broke into her house with a gun and large knife. Okay, so it isn’t the first time the “authorities” have made bogus accusations against an NSPA member, but, get this, in this case it was Patriot Skinner who got shot by his estranged wife, and it was the Huntsville “police” who shot his wife. Yet somehow Patriot Skinner was the one who was made out to be the bad guy and is the only one facing charges!!!! Double WTF!!!!
See, it all started a year ago in April 2015 when Patriot Skinner allegedly broke into his estranged wife’s home and was armed with a gun and a large knife. We’re guessing he probably just wanted to drop off these weapons for her to use since she was living alone in the house and no longer had him around to depend on to keep her safe from any emotionally disturbed weirdo who might try to break into the house to harm her.
Well, Patriot Skinner’s obviously unstable estranged wife thought he was coming to hurt her so she was armed with a shotgun. When Patriot Skinner saw her point it at him, he had no choice except to point his pistol at her. Then his estranged wife, responding to that deranged bloodlust which courses through the veins and arteries of hysterical women, shot him in the chest, causing life-threatening injuries.
Thankfully the police arrived on the scene and saw Patriot Skinner shot and injured with his estranged wife standing nearby with her shotgun. So one of the police officers shot her to end the threat to Patriot Skinner’s well being. Now right away the political correctness police took over the investigation and claimed the officer had misread the situation and was wrong to have shot her. Then to add insult to injury, they arrested Patriot Skinner on the burglary and domestic violence charges.
Flash forward a year, and Patriot Skinner is still sitting in Madison County jail. Last week his attorney asked for the charges to be dropped since he has been denied his Constitutional right to a speedy trial in addition to the unconstitutional confiscation of his gun after he was the victim of a shooting. So to recap, out of the three people involved in this story, Patriot Skinner is the only one who didn’t fire a gun and is the only one who is facing criminal charges!! Who says Dictator Obama is a lame duck? His fingerprints are all over this miscarriage of justice!
UPDATE: Huntsville Police identify parties involved in weekend shooting involving an officer
http://whnt.com/2015/04/19/breaking-two-people-transported-to-hospital-after-shooting/
Man accused of domestic violence in double shooting asks for charges to be dropped
4/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for simply standing his ground against a naysaying, neurotic, nosy, nagging neighbor!
James Davies Richards from our Port Townsend NSPA chapter was forced yesterday to face the Jefferson County Superior Court via a video link from jail to plead not guilty to a charge of first degree attempted murder. See, all this baloney started on Tuesday when Patriot Richards apparently pointed a gun at his upstairs neighbor in the Claridge Court Apartments. Considering no shots were fired, we’d like to know where the Hell “the authorities” came up with an attempted murder charge!
See, Patriot Richards’ neighbor was the one who started all of this in the first place. Before all of this happened, Patriot Richards had simply been relaxing with a cigarette while watching television in the apartment complex’s common recreation area, which just happened to be only 30 feet away from this neighbor’s apartment. Well, this neighbor who could not mind her own business walked up to Patriot Richards and berated him for smoking in a smoke-free building and nagged him about ongoing excessive noise coming from his apartment, as reported by the Port Townsend Leader. So Patriot Richards calmly followed her back to her apartment and pointed his .45-caliber handgun at her to let her know he didn’t appreciate how she interfered with his attempt to relax in the recreation area.
Now this wasn’t the first time this neighbor harassed Patriot Richards. Back in December 2012 she must have done something seriously bad to provoke him because he was charged with harassment after he allegedly threatened to kill her. Because of that bogus claim on her part, he got stuck with a guilty conviction and a yearlong protection order on his record. Furthermore, in the two weeks prior to that 2012 arrest, this neighbor had carried out a coordinated campaign of harassment against Patriot Richards by calling the police multiple times to claim he was drinking heavily while listening to talk radio played at a high volume and would regularly shout at her through his ceiling or bang on her apartment door. Clearly Patriot Richards had a nutjob living below him, but he was the one made to look like the bad guy.
To make matters worse for Patriot Richards, the local media “professionals” obviously tried to bias any future jury pools by dredging up a case from way back in 2005 in which Patriot Richards was forced to plead guilty to a felony harassment charge for allegedly threatening to kill a Quality Food Center grocery store employee. What was conveniently absent from all of these stories is what this employee did to Patriot Richards to force him to threaten to kill her. Hey, we certainly wouldn’t want to get Patriot Richards’ side of the story, would we?
Well, all we know for sure is that Patriot Richards will never get a fair trial between the reporting of his need to stand his ground against a rude Quality Food Center employee and the testimony which will be provided by his neighbor who is a professional victim who knows how to manipulate the “law enforcement” and “judicial” systems in Port Townsend and Jefferson County. And the liberal media wonders why there are so many angry, insecure, small penised White guys in America! Duh!!!!!
Port Townsend man pleads not guilty to attempted murder
4/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for standing up to a couple of probable Mexican gang members who were trying mark his property with a gang symbol!
David Frank Stass from our Stuart NSPA chapter was arrested last night and charged with two felony counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he drew a gun on two menacing Mexican gang members who were clearly trying to intimidate him by marking his property with a gang symbol to show they would soon be taking over it.
See, it all started yesterday afternoon when Patriot Stass witnessed two landscapers, who were mowing his neighbor’s lawn, splaying grass clippings all over his car with their lawnmowers. Well, we figure these two landscapers were probably Mexican because they are landscapers, and we figure they were probably gang members with some dangerous drug cartel because they are Mexican. Since they are probably Mexican gang members, we figure they were probably putting the grass clippings on Patriot Stass’ car as a gang symbol to show they were staking a claim on his property.
So Patriot Stass was entirely well within his rights to draw his gun on them. This was in Florida after all so he was legally entitled to stand his ground, for which we will always thank Jeb! Bush. However, since this is an election year and Dictator Obama wants to make sure Hillary Clinton gets the Mexican vote, the local “authorities” arrested Patriot Stass and did nothing to the Mexican gang members. If this assault on justice doesn’t motivate you to get Donald Trump in the White House, nothing will.
Stuart police say man pointed gun at landscapers
4/7/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested by the liberal nanny state which thinks it can dictate how Patriots raise their children!
Andrew Crittenden from our San Angelo NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with (get this) endangering a child-criminal negligence all because he simply gave his 7-year-old son a handgun to play with, as any loving father would do to instill a love for guns in his son at an early age. Well, surprise, surprise, it turned out the gun which he thought was unloaded actually had bullets in it. He discovered this when his son shot himself in the leg.
Now, here’s what really burns us up. Patriot Crittenden did the responsible thing by rushing his son to the hospital, but some incredibly irresponsible parent (probably a distracted, inattentive single mother sitting at her computer on plentyoffish.com or match.com looking to lure in an unsuspecting man) allowed her 5-year-old child to walk unsupervised in the apartment complex parking lot. As a result of this criminally incompetent parenting, the 5-year-old child got in the way of Patriot Crittenden’s truck as it was speeding its way out of the parking lot to the hospital.
Well, all’s well that ends well because both Patriot Crittenden’s son and the 5-year-old wayward walker were treated and released from the hospital. So we want to know why the “authorities” still felt the need to charge Patriot Crittenden with a crime. Furthermore, Patriot Crittenden was doing the responsible thing by giving his son the gun because his son really should be taught as soon as possible how to handle a gun since he lives in San Angelo, Texas, which is just a short, straight shot from Mexico on U.S. Route 277. In other words, he lives right along a pipeline for transporting Mexican drug smugglers, Mexican murderers and Mexican rapists into our once great country. His son needs to learn sooner rather than later how to handle a gun so he can protect himself and his community from these Mexican marauding muchachos!
Unfortunately, Dictator Obama’s nanny state nitwits think they know better than we do how to raise our children so they feel free to persecute good, responsible Christian parents like Patriot Crittenden. This is just another reminder why we must get Donald Trump in the White House!
Texas father of 7-year-old who shot himself hits 5-year-old with truck on way to hospital
4/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun sentenced to 5 years in prison basically for being a little hard of hearing!
Guy Pohto from our Cook NSPA chapter was sentenced to 5 years (!) in prison today after being convicted in Mesa County District Court for felony manslaughter and a misdemeanor count of hunting in a careless manner. See, all this nonsense started back in September during deer hunting season when Patriot Pohto, a stalwart and responsible gun owner, was in the woods with his beloved single-shot muzzleloader rifle. Then he heard something nearby that sounded like a deer so, experienced marksman that he is, Patriot Pohto sagely took a “sound shot”, which (for you liberal non-hunter types who are only reading this because you are trolling this site) means he shot his gun without actually seeing the target.
Well, lo and behold, it turned out Patriot Pohto’s shot didn’t strike a deer. No, he actually shot a 14-year-old young man in the chest and killed him. Look, shit happens. Okay, so maybe Patriot Pohto is getting up there in age, and maybe his hearing isn’t what it used to be. However, we should not let this accident be used as an excuse to carry out Dictator Obama’s mandate to use any means necessary to lock up Good Guys With A Gun and confiscate our guns.
As we here at the NSPA and our brothers in the NRA have selflessly and tirelessly pointed out over the years, we need stoic, fiercely independent, unflappable, experienced and responsible gun owners like Patriot Pohto to keep us safe from all of the threats our country faces, such as the New Black Panthers, Mexican murderers and rapists, ISIS terrorists, “government” troops coming to take away our guns and send us into FEMA camps, those young black kids who sneak up on White people to play that ‘knock out’ game, Obamacare death panels and those Godless thugs from the Bureau of Land Management.
We are establishing a ‘Go Fund Me’ account to purchase Patriot Pohto a hearing aid so he can get right back to hunting as soon as we are able to get him out of jail on appeal. We will post a link to the account as soon as we have it posted.
Cook man gets 5 years for Colorado shooting
http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/crime/4003384-cook-man-gets-5-years-colorado-shooting
4/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun learns the hard way that the heart is indeed a lonely hunter!
Christopher Kevin Butler from our Eureka Springs NSPA chapter and a proud hog hunter pleaded innocent to ridiculous first-degree murder charges yesterday in the kangaroo court also known as the Carroll County Circuit Court. See, it all started one day back in February when Patriot Butler was out hunting some hogs on property the owner permitted him to use. Well, as Patriot Butler explained to the “authorities,” he looked up and thought he saw some dangerous nut job with a gun, which he probably bought from some Mexican drug smuggler, pointed in his direction.
Well, Patriot Butler explained he “popped off a couple of rounds.” What else was he supposed to do? Other than shoot the guy with an AR-15-style rifle, we really can’t think of any other course of action. So we totally understand Patriot Butler when he said, “I felt like if I didn’t pull the trigger I was going to die.” Better safe than sorry as we always say around the NSPA headquarters.
Sure enough, the “authorities” showed up and claimed, get this, that Patriot Butler discovered this other guy was trespassing on the hunting grounds and waited in the bushes with his gun to confront him. Then after he shot and killed this guy, the “authorities” claimed he planted a P90 Ruger .45-caliber pistol near the unarmed dead man’s body in a failed attempt to provide himself a self-defense cover story.
We know Patriot Butler won’t get a fair trial because Dictator Obama has so much influence in rural Arkansas, and all of the “authorities” there are complicit in his plan to confiscate our guns and lock up Good Guys With A Gun. However, we know we have no choice except to follow our hearts and continue our hunt to make America great again no matter how lonely this path may be!
Hunter pleads innocent to murder
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2016/apr/05/hunter-pleads-innocent-to-murder-201604/
4/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to teach his crazy ass girlfriend ‘a lesson.’
Jacob Daniel Nelson from our Billings NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with one felony count of criminal endangerment all because he has an emotionally unstable and behaviorally erratic girlfriend. See, it all started the other night when Patriot Nelson was trying to enjoy the briefest moment of repose and relaxation when that objective was obliterated by the calamitous cacophony of his girlfriend’s caterwauling and countless complaints. Come on, how much is a guy expected to endure?
Well, Patriot Nelson sensibly decided to put an end to her bizarre behavior by putting his .45-caliber handgun to his head and pulling the trigger. The bullet missed Patriot Nelson’s head and lodged in a wall. Sure enough, this had its intended effect and put an end to his girlfriend’s deranged denouncements.
Unfortunately the “authorities” felt the need to stick their noses into Patriot Nelson’s business, and his girlfriend started blabbing to them and claimed she was the victim. It shouldn’t come as any surprise that they totally ignored Patriot Nelson’s voice of reason as he explained to them he shot the gun because his girlfriend had been acting crazy, and he wanted to teach her “a lesson.” Sadly, the only lesson learned was that the Billings “police” department is in cahoots with Dictator Obama to round up and lock up as many Good Guys With A Gun as possible.
Man accused of shooting gun in apartment to teach girlfriend ‘a lesson’
4/3/2016
The horrifying roundup in Key West continues while the world looks the other way!
Derek David became the second member of our Key West NSPA chapter to be arrested in the past week, providing further proof that Dictator Obama has enacted his master plan to lock up all the Good Guys With A Gun in Key West so he can establish a gateway to turn the state over to his new best buddy, Raul Castro.
Now, if you believe the biased local lamestream media, you’ll believe last week Patriot David was arrested for firing his Ruger semiautomatic .380 handgun wildly into a crowd of bystanders who tried to intervene in a drunken temper tantrum and alleged assault he was engaged in with his wife.
In addition to hijacking the narrative of what happened that night, the lamestream media is also making much of the fact that police had to confiscate a gun from Patriot David just six months ago after he was allegedly walking along Duval St. brandishing a gun in a drunken rage because he was angry at the person who took his truck without his permission while he had been drinking at Willie T’s bar.
So six months later Patriot David found himself back on Duval St. after having a few drinks with his wife when according to video surveillance footage (and you know how easily that can be manipulated nowadays) Patriot David “shoved” his wife to the ground during a drunken tantrum. Then these four busybody strangers stepped in, apparently to try to tell Patriot David how to handle his woman. Since this was in Florida Patriot David was well within his legal rights to stand his ground because there was no way for him to know what these guys were up to. So he pulled out his gun and started shooting.
Well, three of the meddlers got shot but survived and another ran away like a chicken before he could even get a superficial flesh wound so it’s not like Patriot David killed anybody. However, the “authorities” didn’t care about that and went ahead and charged him with (get this) four counts of attempted murder, two counts of aggravated assault, discharging a firearm in public, violating the concealed carry permit law, resisting an officer and using a firearm while under the influence of alcohol.
In other words Patriot David was arrested for using his 2nd Amendment rights and for trying to maintain a sense of order in his marriage in a country where Dictator Obama is determined to destroy the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman. As a result of the events of the past week, we are pulling out all of the members of our Key West chapter from Florida and are now busy locating homes where these persecuted refugee families can be relocated. Please contact us if you are able to open your hearts and your homes to these people who have lost everything except their love for guns.
Shooting suspect warned in past about carrying gun while drunk
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article69707552.html
4/2/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for fighting against Obamacare death panels!
Matthew Oden from our Belton NSPA chapter was surely coerced by thugs in the Johnson County Sheriff’s Office into pleading guilty yesterday to charges of burglary, theft of a firearm and cruelty to animals. See, according to the tall tale spun by the “authorities”, Patriot Oden broke into a house back in October, stole a firearm and shot a dog in the face before leaving the house.
Sure enough, the lamestream media helped the “authorities” bias the public against Patriot Oden, by constantly showing pictures of the dog named Meeko and claiming the mutt was a therapy dog at a nursing home.
Well, here’s what we think was really going on here. First, for a little context, in addition to our tireless gun rights advocacy work the National Small Penis Association has been working side by side for years with the Republican Governors Association to prevent nursing home and direct care workers from being able to form unions. The way we see it, this push to unionize these workers with access to many of our nation’s most vulnerable citizens who have a desperate need for quality care is all part of Dictator Obama’s plan to have an organized army of reasonably paid (thereby easily controlled and totally obedient) minions all too eager to enact the verdicts delivered by his Obamacare death panels!
Well, we are proud to say our efforts have paid off and these workers remain too disorganized, isolated and worried about the crushing financial stressors in their lives to be manipulated into acting as executioners for the Obamacare death panels. However, the progressive left is a relentless, diabolical enemy, and, as we discovered from this article, they have adapted to our defensive measure of blocking unionization of nursing home and direct care workers by getting nursing home operators to allow dogs (WTF!!!!) to provide therapy care to their residents. This is obviously an ingenious end around by the progressive left to have these dogs who lack any medical training or licensure to provide substandard, life threatening care to the nursing home residents with the expectation that most of them will die from inadequate care!
So we’re guessing Patriot Oden probably found out Meeko was one of these Obamacare death panel “therapy” dogs and decided to save the lives of countless nursing home residents by breaking into Meeko’s house and shooting him in the face. Unfortunately, Patriot Oden did not succeed in killing Meeko, who is now back in the nursing home helping to enact the will of Dictator Obama’s death panels. This is just another reminder our work here at the NSPA is never done!
Man pleads guilty in shooting of Overland Park therapy dog
http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article69483537.html
4/1/2016
Till you pull a gun on me do us part!
Edwin Hipp from our Arnold NSPA chapter was charged today with second-degree murder and armed criminal action for shooting and killing his wife of many years in their home early Thursday morning. See, according to the police report this all started when the couple got into an argument (and who do you think was responsible for initiating and escalating the argument?), and Patriot Hipp’s wife retrieved a handgun from a living room recliner.
Yes, Patriot Hipp signed on for taking his wife for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, but he sure as Hell can draw the line at her pulling a gun on him. We here on the NSPA executive council don’t care if you are a Mexican bandito or our wife for the past 60 years. If you pull a gun on us, you are going down permanently. We may not be for equal pay because we are stronger and work harder than women (and we don’t spend 32% of our time on the clock gossiping about coworkers like most women do), but we fully support women suffering equal consequences for pulling a gun on us. So, as he explained to the police, Patriot Hipp took the gun from her and shot her once in the abdomen, then put the gun to her neck and shot her again, as reported in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Since she was dead, there really was no point in calling for medical help. I mean, it’s not like EMS units now have the power to reanimate the dead. Eventually he got around to calling her brother to say, “You need to come over today at some time.” Then before the day was out, the police ended up in the house and found Patriot Hipp waiting to be arrested with two of his beloved guns at his side. See, when it comes to a Good Guy With A Gun, the bond with his wife stops at death while the bond with his guns lasts forever!
Arnold man, 83, charged with fatally shooting his wife in their home
3/31/2016
Hey, how were we supposed to know?!?
Well, at first we thought it was an early April Fools’ joke being played on us earlier today when we got a phone call at the NSPA national headquarters about the arrest of Dan Garton from our Mills NSPA chapter for possession of a deadly weapon with unlawful intent, which is punishable by up to five years in prison.
See, it all started on Wednesday night when Patriot Garton was driving a Jeep and pulled into the parking lot of Wayne’s Auto & Truck Repair. Now it turns out by coincidence another driver just happened to be in the parking lot at that time. He was there on a tip he got through Facebook to retrieve his car which had been stolen the day before. By another coincidence the Facebook tipster told him his car had been dragged to the repair shop by a Jeep.
So the other driver jumped to the incorrect conclusion that Patriot Garton’s Jeep was the Jeep involved in the theft of his car so he started following it after Patriot Garton pulled out of the parking lot. Sensing the tail, Patriot Garton then chose the one sensible course of action and pulled up by the car’s driver’s side door and pointed a handgun at the driver to get him to back off. Well, one thing led to another and the “authorities” arrested Patriot Garton on the gun charge.
Here’s where we ended up with egg on our face. We found out that Patriot Dan Garton was actually Danielle Garton. Granted, our admissions process is a little lax, but there was no way for us to see this coming. Some of the NSPA executive council members demanded we institute a physical exam for all prospective members in the future. However, as we thought about it, softball season is starting soon, and Patriot Garton has been the best player on our Mills chapter’s summer league softball team for the past three years so we’re going to let this slide. After all, we like how Patrtiot Garton, whether it be Dan or Danielle, handled this situation. When it comes down to it, this world would be a better place if we could all look past our difference and focus on the common ground we all share in understanding the best way to resolve any conflict, minor or large, is to draw a gun! Welcome to the team, Patriot Garton.
Mills woman accused of pointing gun at man
3/30/2016
Good Guy With A Gun charged with capital murder for protecting himself from the menace of an unarmed man walking toward his car!
Matthew Brent Wilson from our McCalla NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with capital murder all for exercising his 2nd Amendment right to defend himself. See, it all started early Monday evening when he was minding his own business, cruising down Interstate 20/59 with his beautiful gun in the passenger’s seat. Then when he was stopped at an intersection, he looked over at the driver next to him and discovered the fates had placed somebody with whom he had a troubled history in that car.
So the two of them allegedly began to exchange words while they were both stopped at the intersection. Then the other driver got out of his car and started walking, most likely in a threatening manner, toward Patriot Wilson’s car. So put yourself in Patriot Wilson’s position. What were his options?
The cut and run crowd would say he could have simply driven away, but that would have just been kicking the can down the road. He had a history with this guy and needed to resolve it once and for all. Sure, he could have run him over, but Patriot Wilson probably didn’t choose that course of action because he probably realized he might have one of those God damn airbags made by those Godless* Japanese bastards so any front impact with the guy walking toward him could have triggered the potentially defective airbag and sent a deadly shard of metal into his carotid artery. So to play it safe, Patriot Wilson had no choice except to shoot and kill him.
Sure enough, the “authorities” showed up and shot down Patriot Wilson’s claim of self defense. They claimed, get this, the physical evidence and witness statements contradicted Patriot Wilson’s version of events and that there was probable cause to charge him with capital murder. See, that’s what these liberals due. They create a false narrative, no matter how much the facts stand in stark contrast to their ridiculous story, and peddle it relentlessly without apology or conscience to bolster their indefensible position. Sadly, Patriot Wilson sits in the Tuscaloosa County Jail as just another victim of this liberal hate machine!
McCalla man charged with capital murder in deadly I-20/59 shooting
http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2016/03/mccalla_man_charged_with_capit.html
*Shinto doesn’t count as a religion. First off, what real religion has a name that sounds like a cross between a swear word and the name of a Parker Bros. game for children 6 and under? Second, what kind of religion worships rocks, rivers, trees and animals rather than invisible people in the sky? Let’s be real!
3/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of the corrosive effects of these God damn, annoying, liberal bike sharing programs!
John G. Dorsey from our Summerfield NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon all because of the liberal scourge of bike sharing programs. See, it all started when some punk juvenile, who has been raised in a politically correct, carbon-based fuel hating and sanctimoniously self satisfied bike sharing society, thought it was perfectly okay to take Patriot Dorsey’s dirt bike and ride it around the neighborhood.
See, because of the subversive influence of these liberal bike sharing programs, whose proponents drone on incessantly about reducing carbon foot prints and street congestion in major urban centers by encouraging people to use a network of shareable bikes rather than cars or buses, most people nowadays think they’re entitled to start riding any bike they happen to walk by. Well, thankfully Patriot Dorsey is old school when it comes to bikes so he started chasing after the juvenile bicycle thief and pointed his gun at him to force him to give the damn bike back.
Sure enough, once the “authorities” got involved, they made Patriot Dorsey out to be the bad guy and hauled him off to the God awful Marion County Jail where he was confined with actual real criminals. However, some good has come of this incident because it gave those of us on the NSPA’s executive council the idea to establish gun sharing programs in a number of major urban centers across America. We will be releasing a major policy paper on our plans within the next month!
Man jailed after allegedly pointing gun at juvenile in dispute over dirt bike
http://www.villages-news.com/man-jailed-allegedly-pointing-gun-juvenile-dispute-dirt-bike/
3/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun violated by five “law enforcement” officers while he was trying to take a shower with a gun!
James Adam Sherlin from our Catoosa County NSPA chapter was minding his own business last night taking a shower at his mom’s house when, get this, four Catoosa County Sheriff’s Department deputies and one Georgia State Patrol trooper barged in the house to serve him outstanding warrants for aggravated assault, terroristic threats and acts, criminal trespassing and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon
When Patriot Sherlin opened the bathroom door to see the cause of the commotion, one of the deputies who had absolutely no sense of decorum forced the door open and rushed into the bathroom. Well, Patriot Sherlin had no choice but to stand his ground so he jumped in the shower where he had his .22-caliber pistol. So the deputy then tackled Patriot Sherlin in the shower while the other four “officers” stood around watching their compatriot writhing around with the buck naked Patriot Sherlin covered in soapy suds while shower water soaked the deputy’s uniform, forcing the wet, sodden fabric of his uniform to accentuate his musculature. See, this is exactly the kind of stuff we were worried would happen once gay marriage became the law of the land.
Well, Patriot Sherlin had no way of knowing what these five “officers” were going to do to his manhood so he refused to allow himself to be a victim and shot the deputy and then accidentally shot himself. That allowed the other four “officers” to pile on and put Patriot Sherlin in handcuffs. Excuse our French, but where did the “authorities” recruit these five “law enforcement officers”? We’re guessing they found them at some gay S&M bar from the way they conducted themselves against Patriot Sherlin.
So now in addition to all the warrants he was facing already, Patriot Sherlin is now also facing charges of, get this, criminal attempt to commit murder, aggravated assault, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and obstruction of a police officer all because these “officers” wouldn’t let him have a little privacy while he was trying to take a shower with his gun! These liberal bastards think they have the right to force their will on the most intimate and private aspects of our lives. Shame on them!
Catoosa County man shoots deputy, himself during fight while being arrested
http://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/catwalkchatt/news/police_fire/catoosa-county-man-shoots-deputy-himself-during-fight-while-being/article_071ffa50-f4fd-11e5-a0ba-0b7f430105fa.html
3/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for basically trying to stop Dictator Obama’s plan to allow Cuba to take over Florida!
Matthew Ferro from our Key West NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday and charged with three counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon all because he had the gall to try to protect the sovereignty of the United States of America from a Communistic Cubano coup!
See, it all started when Patriot Ferro was driving his creme colored Cadillac pickup truck along Seven Mile Bridge and passed a suspicious looking married couple cruising on their motorcycle. Then when both vehicles reached the Bahia Honda Bridge, the fishy couple on the motorcycle zoomed past him, which led both parties to exchange rude gestures.
Patriot Ferro knew something was up with this couple so he sped after them. It turns out he was perfectly justifiably suspicious of them because, get this, their last name was Valasquez. Isn’t it interesting Diego Velazquez de Cuellar was the first Spanish governor of Cuba in 1514, and just last week Dictator Obama was palling around with Raul Castro in Cuba?
My best friends had been asking me all week why Dictator Obama was doing the wave with Dictator Castro at a baseball game, and now I know the answer. He was obviously there to plot with Dictator Castro to have this Valasquez couple, who must be the descendants of Diego Velazquez de Cuellar (the slight spelling change didn’t fool us), sneak into Key West as a vanguard strike force to take over Florida.
Patriot Ferro was on to them so to Stand His Ground for his country he drove past them and forced them off the road onto the shoulder. Then Patriot Ferro pulled up to them and pointed his fully loaded Ruger on them to halt the invasion. Well, one thing led to another and Patriot Ferro ended up in the Monroe County Jail because the invasion plans had spread so quickly into the local “law enforcement” agencies all because of the clout of Dictator Obama. It may be too late, but the only way we can stop this Cuban invasion is to get Donald Trump in the White House!
Man Accused Of Pointing Pistol At Couple On Motorcycle
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2016/03/24/man-accused-pointing-pistol-couple-on-motorcycle/
3/26/2016
Someone’s knockin’ at the door. Somebody’s ringin’ the bell. Someone’s lookin’ down the barrel of a gun!
Good Guy With A Gun Todd Lee Davis from our Ocala NSPA chapter was minding his own business Wednesday night at Buster’s Bottoms Up bar, probably to try to help some wayward young women by inviting them to accompany him to a Good Friday church service, when some dummy deputy from the Marion County Sheriff’s Office showed up and started giving Patriot Davis the third degree for simply trying to protect his property earlier that evening.
See, before going to Buster’s Bottom Up, Patriot Davis was at home, probably watching a little Fox News, when somebody started ringing his doorbell. Well, Patriot Davis went to the door and found nobody there. Then he observed two suspicious looking people, a 13-year-old girl and a 14-year-old boy, walking by his house so he sensibly yelled at the them to stop or he would shoot.
The girl told the Sheriff’s office Patriot Davis walked up to the boy and pointed a gun at his head and repeatedly asked him if he was the one who rang the doorbell, according to reporting in the Ocala Star Banner. When the boy said he didn’t do it, Patriot Davis allegedly grabbed the girl by the arm, pointed the gun at her head and asked if she was the doorbell ringer.
That little brat wasn’t any help and started crying, so Patriot Davis let them go with a stern warning and a valuable life lesson about the hazards of ringing somebody’s doorbell for immature kicks. Sure enough, when the kids went home and told their parents about the lesson they learned, one of the helicopter moms flew off that handle and ran over to confront Patriot Davis, as if he hadn’t been bothered enough already. Well, enough was enough so Patriot Davis told her he had a gun. He lifted up his shirt, showed her the weapon and said, “I’m not joking.”
So rather than take responsibility for her poor parenting skills and allowing her child to run around unsupervised with other little trouble makers, terrorizing their neighbors, this lady ran home to call the Sheriff’s department to try to get Patriot Davis in trouble. Sure enough, the gutless, gun hating goons in the Marion County Sheriff’s Office were all too happy to arrest Patriot Davis for, get this, two counts each of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and battery, and one count of carrying a concealed firearm.
In other words, they arrested him for providing those two brats headed for a certain life of crime the strong parental guidance they were never going to get in their own homes! Look, it doesn’t take a village to raise a child. It takes a Good Guy With A Gun to raise a child!
Man, 46, accused of pointing gun at teens suspected of ringing his doorbell
http://www.ocala.com/article/20160324/articles/160329888?p=1&tc=pg
3/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to teach his adult son how to behave like a grown ass man!
Richard Phillips from our Lincoln County NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with first-degree assault and armed criminal action for allegedly shooting his son in the back at their home after an argument. When the deputies from the Lincoln County Sheriff’s Office showed up after responding to a shots fired call, they found Patriot Phillips on his front porch and his wounded son at a neighbor’s house.
So then the deputies started browbeating Patriot Phillips for an explanation of what happened. Well, he reasonably explained to the deputies he shot his son because the 26-year-old young man had been drinking all day, “acting disrespectful and wearing his pants too low.” In other words he shot him for acting like something other than a proud White man, if you know what we mean.
According to the police report, Patriot Phillips and his son got into an argument just before the shooting. Well, Patriot Phillips realized he had to get his son on a path to acting like a responsible, well adjusted adult so he pulled his .38 caliber handgun out of a boot and shot his son. Look, he could have either hectored his son with warnings about the limited and rapidly diminishing prospects he would have in his life if he continued acting like a White thug without having any impact on his son’s behavior or he could shoot his son in the back and have an immediate impact on his behavior. We think he chose the wise course of action.
Even after the shooting, though, Patriot Phillips’ overgrown brat son was slow to catch on and asked his father what happened. Patriot Phillips responded, “I shot you, that’s what happened.” Excuse me if I get a little misty eyed because that reminds me of many conversations I used to have with my late father, and I am forever thankful to him for what a good job he did with disciplining me and teaching me to be a proud White man because I turned out to be such a well adjusted, accomplished White man. Thanks, pops, you were the greatest!
Lincoln County man shoots adult son in back for being disrespectful, wearing pants too low, police say
3/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun railroaded in court with an indictment for first-degree murder based on the most ridiculous conglomeration of tenuous, circumstantial evidence ever!
John Joseph Plevell from our Aurora NSPA chapter woke up today as if trapped in a Kafkaesque nightmare after getting indicted yesterday in the monument to malfeasance also known as the St. Louis County State District Court in Virginia, Minnesota for a crime he surely didn’t commit. Right off the bat you should know something is wrong here by the location of the courthouse. Could you possibly have a more baffling, scattershot geographic mashup than St. Louis County in Virginia, Minnesota? Just imagine how confused and misguided the citizens must be and what easy marks they must be sitting on a grand jury!
Sure enough the county prosecutor played this disoriented grand jury pool like the easy marks they are and got the first-degree murder indictment with nothing more than a weak hand of circumstantial “evidence”.
See, Patriot Plevell was accused of shooting and killing his ex-girlfriend back in November after she had begun a relationship with a new boyfriend. So right on cue the county prosecutor trotted out the tired cliche of the standard liberal boogeyman of the deranged, revenge seeking, insecure, emotionally immature, gun obsessed ex-boyfriend. Sure enough there were endless allegations that Patriot Plevell had made a series of threats towards his ex-girlfriend and seemingly all too convenient claims from “witnesses” that Patriot Plevell had been seen in the bar where the shooting happened shortly before the shooting and that he had “suggested doing something” if he saw his ex-girlfriend with her new boyfriend in the bar.
Well, the facts are Patriot Plevell left the bar when the couple showed up, and later in the evening some gunman hiding behind a shed 25 feet away from the bar shot and killed Patriot Plevell’s ex-girlfriend with a deer rifle as she exited the bar with her new boyfriend.
The county prosecutor alleges the “authorities” found a shell casing and a half-smoked cigarette with Patriot Plevell’s DNA on it behind the shed where the shooter had been stationed. Then he alleged the “authorities” found a rifle and matching ammunition in the execution of a search warrant at Patriot Plevell’s home later that evening. Then to bias the grand jury, the county prosecutor made much of the fact Patriot Plevell had pleaded guilty to a disorderly conduct charge a month earlier after he was accused of striking his ex-girlfriend with a telephone and a full beer can, which got him stuck with an abuse no-contact order.
So as you can see, this case is based entirely upon manufactured circumstantial evidence and an entirely out of context, blown out of proportion past minor indiscretion. Hell, Patriot Plevell even told the police he didn’t do it, but they weren’t going to listen because they were clearly taking their marching orders from somebody higher up. We will get to the bottom of this and make sure this Good Guy With A Gun does not get convicted!
Aurora man indicted on first-degree murder charge
http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/3993596-aurora-man-indicted-first-degree-murder-charge
3/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to teach his girlfriend’s 16-year old daughter “how to shoot” so she could avoid the little accident he had two years ago!
William DeHayes from our Brooksville NSPA chapter is in the news once again for an incident involving a gun. This time, though, Patriot DeHayes is actually facing charges because he was arrested for, get this, allegedly drunkenly firing a shotgun in public. (Since when did having fun become a crime?) See, all this nonsense started back on Friday evening when some crybaby liberal neighbor of his in a mobile home park called the police to whine about Patriot DeHayes firing a shotgun into the air.
The police, who couldn’t be bothered to patrol Muslim neighborhoods to look for dangerous killers, swarmed all over the mobile home park and disturbed Patriot DeHayes by knocking on his door at 10:42 PM (knocking on a door after 9:00 PM really is graceless and inconsiderate) and forcing him to come outside to give his account of the shooting. Patriot DeHayes explained he had been acting as a responsible adult by teaching his girlfriend’s daughter “how to shoot” a shotgun in a safe manner.
Well, the police were bound and determined to arrest him one way or another so they started making a big deal out of his bloodshot, watery eyes, slurred speech and strong odor of alcohol on his breath. Then they started bombarding him with questions about how much he had to drink. DeHayes, knowing full well that prohibition ended 83 years ago, explained he had lost track because he had been drinking beer and Crown Royal straight from a bottle since noon. Despite his cooperation with their “investigation”, they arrested him on the flimsy charge of discharging a firearm in public, a misdemeanor.
Now some of you may remember our first post on Patriot DeHayes back in July 2014 when we reported on how he accidentally shot and killed a friend’s pregnant wife at a party while showing off the old fashioned Western-style draw he had been practicing. Thankfully, Patriot DeHayes never ended up facing any charges for that accident because prosecutors in Florida refuse to bow to the anti-gun lobby and won’t prosecute for accidental shootings. That is why we are so saddened and puzzled by Patriot DeHayes’ arrest for this ridiculous misdemeanor charge. We can assure you we will get to the bottom of this miscarriage of justice and get this charge cleared from Patriot DeHayes’ record.
The one good aspect we can report about this story is that Patriot DeHayes will still be able to possess guns since the charge is only a misdemeanor. So if any reckless Muslims with guns rampage through Patriot DeHayes’ mobile home park, he will be able to keep his neighbors safe.
He Killed a Pregnant Mom—but He Still Gets a Gun
3/22/2016
Good Guy With A Gun profiled and arrested basically for coming from a community targeted and scapegoated by irresponsible liberal politicians who try to play on the fears of the easily manipulated for cheap political gain!
Donald Ray Coleman from our Gun Barrel City NSPA chapter was arrested this morning for allegedly entering a Kaufman Walmart and shooting and killing a Walmart employee before unsuccessfully attempting to commit suicide. Though the alleged “victim” died at the scene of the shooting, we are greatly relieved to announce Patriot Coleman is in Critical Condition but is anticipated to pull through. Now sure enough, the “authorities” are churning out the narrative that Patriot Coleman is an emotionally volatile sociopath with a long history of violent attacks who sought to resolve a long simmering feud with the alleged unarmed “victim” by resorting to the terrifying chaos of unprovoked gun fire.
The truth is we are still waiting for the facts to be revealed, and we are sure Patriot Coleman will be vindicated if he can ever get a fair hearing. However, that is unlikely to happen because he has already been targeted and victimized by liberal politicians who are dehumanizing him by labeling him as a figure of distrust who only seeks to kill us. Furthermore, you know he will never have a chance since he comes from Gun Barrel City, Texas, which the liberal hate mongers will have us believe is nothing but a community that seethes with hatred and breeds and indoctrinates an endless wave of sub-human, gun crazed terrorists who seek to destroy us all. These shameless liberal politicians whip up this mad and potentially ungovernable hysteria for short term, ill gotten advantage.
Well, we here at the NSPA are proudly standing up to the liberal politicians who betray the fundamental values of our country and proudly standing by Patriot Coleman and the community of Gun Barrel City. We will soon be announcing details on our family vacation packages for a 5 day, 4 night trip to Gun City Barrel in August for a week of celebration of the 2nd Amendment. Please join us for days and nights of wholesome, gun related fun and fellowship.
Kaufman Wal-Mart shooting has ties to GBC
3/21/2016
Whoa, let’s not rush to judgment because it’s only an “investigative theory” that this Good Guy With A Gun shot and killed his wife. After all, global warming is also just a misguided “investigative theory”.
Bruce Bratcher from our Greeneville NSPA chapter was unceremoniously hauled into Tennessee General Session Court this morning to stand before Judge Kenneth Bailey Jr. for a bond hearing all because the “authorities” have accused him of shooting and killing his wife before unsuccessfully attempting to kill himself. To make matters even worse, the state later in the day bumped his bond up from $200,000 to (get this!) $350,000 because Judge Bailey Jr. had “grave concerns” about “the safety of the public.” Well, truth be told, if this Judge Bailey Jr. had so much concern about the public safety, he wouldn’t be taking armed Patriots off the streets of Greeneville and locking them up in jail.
See, all this nonsense started Thursday night when the “police” responded to a 911 call to Patriot Bratcher’s home and found his 50-year-old wife dead from a gun shot and Patriot Bratcher with a gun shot wound to his head. That’s when the Sherlocks employed by the Greeneville police department arrested Patriot Bratcher under the, we would like to stress, “investigative theory” that he shot and killed his wife and then tried to commit suicide.
Well, isn’t this a convenient little narrative that satisfies the liberal lamestream media’s daily need to deliver up their favorite trope of the emotionally erratic, insecure, violent, middle aged White guy who vents his rage at the world because of his sense of social and sexual impotence by shooting a gun at a defenseless victim, typically cast as the long suffering woman in his life.
Well, if you ask us, we suspect Patriot Bratcher was actually the real victim here. See, after we closely examined his booking photo, it struck us that it looks like maybe his wife shot him but failed to kill him. After all, she was a woman so it wouldn’t be a surprise she wouldn’t know how to handle a gun properly. Then Patriot Batcher probably tried to wrestle the gun away from her. Then the gun probably went off accidentally, and his wife was dead before he knew it. Then right on cue, the spinmeisters costumed as Greeneville Police officers hijacked the narrative and fixed the case against Patriot Bratcher. Thankfully, though, the NSPA is here to expose this deceit, and we will have Patriot Bratcher free by November 8 so he can vote for Donald Trump for President so America and become great again!
Husband Appears On Murder Charge
3/20/2016
Hey, as this Good Guy With A Gun said, “It’s the Lord’s will, not mine.”
Billy Joe Richter from our Fayette County NSPA chapter was forced to sit through a preliminary hearing in the Pittsburgh Municipal Court on Friday to face charges of homicide, burglary, criminal mischief and five counts each of aggravated assault and reckless endangerment for firing at police related to the shotgun death of his uncle back in May. Worse yet, the judge set his formal arraignment for April 16. Sure enough, we suspect there’s a lot more to this story that will never get introduced to the jury in order to make sure Patriot Richter gets carted off to jail for the rest of his life.
Now, if you believe the Assistant District Attorney, you believe Patriot Richter broke into his uncle’s home on March 20, 2015 to steal a stash of guns. In the course of the alleged robbery, Patriot Richter allegedly shot his uncle multiple times before killing him. In a moment of pure manipulative court theatrics, the Assistant District Attorney played a tape of the 911 call Patriot Richter’s uncle made to report Patriot Richter had just broken into his house to steal his guns. On the tape you can hear Patriot Richter fire a shot from a shotgun and miss him. As Patriot Richter reloads, he informs his uncle, “It’s the Lord’s will, not mine.”
Then the “authorities” showed up for an armed standoff, which led to Patriot Richter getting shot and dragged off to jail to face these charges. Here’s what we think may have really happened. We think Patriot Richter probably had the foresight to anticipate the “authorities” were coming to confiscate his uncle’s guns so he rushed over there to get them out of his uncle’s house and store them in a safe place until they would be needed for the coming showdown with the “government”.
Well, his uncle didn’t have Patriot Richter’s foresight and called the “police” because he thought his nephew was stealing the guns for his own gain. We think Patriot Richter then tried to shoot the phone out of his uncle’s hand and tried to explain to him that it was the Lord’s will for him to rescue his guns before the “authorities” confiscated them. Well, after he missed the phone with the first shot, he probably got nervous because he knew the “authorities” would be there soon. Therefore, his hands were probably shaky when he fired the second shot, which missed the phone and hit his uncle.
Sure enough, we figure the “authorities” seized on this accidental shooting and came up with this story that Patriot Richter intentionally shot and killed his uncle. As busy as we are attending Donald Trump rallies to show him our support, we will be doubling our efforts to free Patriot Richter and to reveal the truth!
Fayette County man held for trial in uncle’s shotgun slaying
http://triblive.com/news/adminpage/10170168-74/richter-shaffer-police
3/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for trying to be prepared to defend himself from a bunch of gang members trying to lay siege to his condominium!
John Mitchell Dodrill from our Temecula NSPA chapter was sadly sentenced yesterday to six months in jail after being convicted on a misdemeanor charge of brandishing a firearm and a felony charge of possession of an illegal assault weapon. We first reported on this story in 2014 after Patriot Dodrill had been arrested and began his nightmarish descent into our country’s polluted “judicial” system.
As Patriot Dodrill tried to explain in his testimony at trial, he was minding his own business at home on a Sunday morning, sound asleep with his wife until there was an ominous knocking at the door. He explained to the judge he felt he had been placed in a situation through no fault of his own in which he “was fighting off a siege of gang members.” So he understandably confronted the threat at his door with a shotgun and put the intruders on notice by saying, “You might not want to do that again.”
Well, the judge went way out of his lane to ridicule Patriot Dodrill by making much of the fact that the gang members at the door who Patriot Dodrill made reference to were actually a 7-year-old Girl Scout selling Girl Scout cookies and her father. Look, the Girl Scouts wear uniquely colored outfits to represent their group affiliation and regularly intimidate comfortable middle class and upper-middle class people into purchasing their cookies by making them feel like cheap, heartless jerks if they don’t. That sounds like gang like activity to me!
Also, on a side note, I would like to restate my belief that the Girl Scout Thin Mint is the most overrated cookie ever. I’ve always felt that damn “cookie” tastes a schmear of toothpaste on a flavorless chip of corkboard covered in a thin sheen of cheap chocolate. I will never understand why anybody likes them. Hell, with possible exception of the Chinaman’s fortune cookie, the Girl Scout Thin Mint is the worst “cookie” in the history of cookies.
Now getting back to Patriot Dodrill’s case, this is just another example of Dictator Obama’s mission to jail as many Patriots as possible over the course of the next 10 months so he can confiscate our guns and stack the Supreme Court with his toadies before his lame duck year runs out. Good luck coming for my guns, though, because I have a bunker stocked with a year’s supply of Chips Ahoy! and Oreo Double Stuff so I can just wait it out until President Trump takes office!
TEMECULA: Man who pointed shotgun at Girl Scout selling cookies sentenced
http://www.pe.com/articles/months-797418-shotgun-six.html
3/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for defending his property from a savage Mexican dog!
Zachary Lee Johnston from our Clinton NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with felony aggravated cruelty to animals all because he was forced to defend his life and property by using his shotgun to stop a vicious Mexican dog from crossing the backyard yard border between his home and his other neighbors’ homes. See, the Chihuahua is a Mexican dog named after the lawless breeding ground of depravity and debauchery more commonly known as the Mexican state of Chihuahua, which looms menacingly just across the borders of Texas and New Mexico, thereby acting as the premier gateway to the destruction of the United States of America!
See, Mexico knows its days of exporting killers, rapists and drug smugglers across the border in order to destroy the purity and piety of our Christian nation will come to an end on 1/20/2017 when Donald Trump is sworn in as President of the United States of America and builds a beautiful wall along the border. Therefore they have already started to switch tactics and are now trying to catch us off guard by sneaking in packs of seemingly innocent looking Chihuahua dogs, which are really diseased rabid killers just waiting for the command to attack.
So the skeptics out there might ask who would be capable of coordinating such a staggering attack on America while it sleeps. Well, isn’t it convenient that Univision cancelled Sabado Gigante back in September, and Don Francisco has suddenly seemed to have dropped off the face of the Earth? Where is he? What is he doing with all of his time? What do you think?!?!?
Now that you know the facts you must ask yourself if you are ready to Stand You Ground for America against the Mexican migration of misery, madness, misfortune and mayhem like Patriot Johnston has!
Man accused in dog shooting faces new charge
3/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for being an armed intruder in his own home! We’ve been warning you Dictator Obama would start pulling these gun confiscations!
Michael Anthony Southerland from our Twin Falls NSPA chapter was forced the other day into making a plea agreement on an unlawful gun possession charge and now faces up to 10 years in prison, three years of supervised release and $250,000 in fines all because he had a Glock 21 handgun, a Tauras 709 handgun and a Harrington & Richardson 1871 12-gauge shotgun with a sawed off barrel.
See, all this governmental scrutiny of Patriot Southerland started back in 1996 when he was charged in the double murder of his half brother and stepfather. Somebody had killed the two of them with shotgun blasts to the back of their heads. However, Patriot Southerland never got convicted for the murders, and to this day their killer is still out there somewhere.
Then three years later he was convicted of felony possession of a destructive device. That damn “conviction” stripped away his 2nd Amendment Constitutional right to own guns. Despite this government harassment, Patriot Southerland managed to find happiness when he moved in with his girlfriend last year. Well, just by coincidence, a month before Patriot Southerland moved into his girlfriend’s home, somebody snuck into the house and killed her estranged husband with a shotgun blast to the back of the head in a manner identical to the way Patriot Southerland’s half brother and stepfather had been killed 20 years earlier. What are the odds of that?
Patriot Southerland was trying to make sure another shooting didn’t take place in the house so he kept a Glock pistol holstered on his hip at all times and a shotgun in the master bedroom, according to his girlfriend. Sure, he was prohibited from owning any of these guns because of the destructive device charge, but he was simply putting the well being of his girlfriend and her daughter above his freedom. Well, a lot of good that did him because his girlfriend’s brat daughter called the police one night in October because she mistook Patriot Southerland for an armed intruder in the house.
Right on cue, the “authorities” arrived and started nosing around and found all of Patriot Southerland’s guns. Then they started making ridiculous, speculative assertions about the similarities between the killings of Patriot Southerland’s half brother and stepfather 20 years ago and the killing of his girlfriend’s estranged husband last year. Then the “authorities” started implying Patriot Southerland’s shotgun was fully loaded with ‘Zombie’ 12-gauge 2 3/4 rounds, which was allegedly the exact same round used to kill Patriot Southerland’s girlfriend’s estranged husband.
Now the FBI, U.S. Attorney’s Office and the Twin Falls County Prosecutor are all hinting that Patriot Southerland is about to be indicted for the murder of his girlfriend’s estranged husband because they want to make sure they take down this Patriot before Dictator Obama’s lame duck last year in office runs out. See, that’s what this is really about. Dictator Obama wants to lock up as many Patriots as he can from now until January 20, 2017 because he knows no Patriots will be locked up once President Trump is in the White House!
FBI: Felon Has Ties to Twin Falls Unsolved Murder
3/16/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for basically not letting his gun collection go to waste!
Steven Scholz from our Oregon City NSPA chapter was arrested this weekend and charged with one felony count of unlawful use of a dangerous weapon and eight misdemeanor counts of recklessly endangering another person (whatever the Hell that means). See, this all started Saturday morning when Patriot Scholz began intentionally firing a gun inside his house multiple times and shot neighboring homes and parked cars.
Sure enough, right on cue, all of the busybody, window watching neighbors who are always poking their noses in Patriot Scholz’s business started asking why he felt the need to fire 20 to 30 rounds through the front and side of his home from the inside. One of his neighbors complained that multiple bullets ripped through her home including a bullet which barely missed her son. Another neighbor complained some of the bullets struck her daughter’s room, a garage door and her husband’s truck parked outside.
Well, Patriot Scholz had a perfectly good explanation. He said from jail, “I figured I’d just shoot at random because I had all these guns.” That makes sense to us. What’s the point of buying a cache of guns if you’re never going to use them? Besides, what would happen if you never got any practice with your guns and then the government comes to take your guns? You’re going to be rusty, and the government shock troops will walk all over you while they confiscate your guns! That’s what will happen to you.
Hell, Patriot Scholz said he was sorry and made it clear he never would have fired the gun toward his neighbors’ homes if he had known any of them were home. After all, it was a Saturday morning at 9 AM. Who in the Hell is at home at that time on a Saturday other than lazy free loaders who just want free stuff from the government?
Worse yet, Patriot Scholz knows he will get a chilly reception from his neighbors when he returns home after getting a completely unnecessary psychiatric evaluation. As he explained to a reporter about the prospect of returning home, “I know I wouldn’t feel warm in that neighborhood.” We so totally relate to what Patriot Scholz is going through. We know all too well that there is nothing worse than being surrounded by a bunch of narrow minded, judgmental, selfish, sanctimonious, ignorant fools who have a reckless disregard for the well being of others because of their childish pursuit of ridiculous fetishes in a pathetic attempt to cover up their own raging insecurities. That basically sums up what it is like being a Patriot in Obama’s America and exactly why we need to get Patriot Trump in the White House!
Oregon man explains shooting spree: ‘I figured I’d just shoot at random because I had all these guns’
3/15/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he wanted to share a drink called loneliness because it’s better than drinking alone!
Leroy Romo from our Albuquerque NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday by the New Mexico State “Police” and the Albuquerque “Police”, who apparently couldn’t be bothered with protecting our borders from the packs of Mexican rapists, killers and drug couriers who are flooding into our country every day because they were busy harassing a true American Patriot!
Look, all Patriot Romo did was approach a couple in Coronado Park to invite them to drink a beer with him. The couple rudely declined this gracious offer with the lame excuse that they were waiting for a ride and would be leaving soon. Well, understandably, Patriot Romo became angry at the rebuff so he allegedly took out a handgun and shot the woman in the neck. Before walking away, he then allegedly told the couple, “Don’t fuck with me again.”
Look, it is sad this country has become so divided and filled with hate that a couple of strangers can’t sit down and share a beer. If that couple hadn’t been so close minded and intolerant of people different from them and had accepted the offer, none of this would have ever happened. See, this kind of catastrophic divisiveness is the logical end product of the hate and scapegoating that Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have been whipping up amongst their dull witted, easily manipulated base. Shame on them for destroying America!
Man shoots woman in neck for not drinking beer with him, police say
3/14/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested, we’re guessing, probably for doing nothing more than standing up for himself in the face of merciless teasing!
Stacy Matheny from our Cannelton NSPA chapter was hunted like an animal all day long by the disgusting degenerates disguised as Indiana State “Police” officers until he was cornered in Hancock County tonight and arrested for allegedly shooting and killing another man outside of the “victim’s” home after a brief altercation.
See, what burns us up is that the “authorities” and the liberal lamestream media in rural Indiana (look, the Jews even control the media in rural Indiana) aren’t bothering to look into the root cause of this alleged shooting. See, the other members of the Cannelton NSPA chapter vouch for Patriot Matheny as a stand up kind of Patriot so we know there is more to this story.
Here’s what we think happened. This alleged “victim” was probably some wise ass who endlessly teased Patriot Matheny for looking like the bastard child who would have been produced if Matthew Perry and Lars Ulrich were able to conceive a baby son during the course of an evening of passionate homosexual intercourse. There’s no way Patriot Matheny would take that without putting up a fight.
Well, the NSPA executive council is here to tell any wise asses and internet trolls out there who try to throw any shade like this at us that we will stand our ground in the face of this teasing and bullying. We see what the Cossack troops sent out by socialistic communistic Bernie Sanders have been doing to peaceful Donald Trump supporters, and we’re not going to let them get away with any of that nonsense with us. It is time for this vicious name calling, like what we’re guessing Patriot Matheny faced, to end now!
Police arrest man after fatal shooting in southern Indiana
3/13/2016
Look, the reason this Good Guy With A Gun never showed any remorse during his trial for shooting and killing his girlfriend, her daughter and his son is because deep down he really loved them, and as any Ali MacGraw or Ryan O’Neal fan will tell you love means never having to say you’re sorry.
Corey LaValley from our Dorr Township NSPA chapter was sentenced recently to 55 to 82 years in prison for shooting and killing his girlfriend, her 12-year-old daughter and his 10-year-old son with a single-shot shotgun while they all slept and setting their mobile home on fire.
The trial was a joke because the showboating Assistant Allegan County Prosecutor spent so much time claiming this was a premeditated, planned execution. Look, Patriot LaValley repeatedly told the court he couldn’t remember anything about the night of the shootings so where does the Prosecutor’s office get off making these unsubstantiated, hypothetical claims?
Furthermore, Patriot LaValley implied there was another side to this story, but the Allegan County Circuit Court Judge (who very conveniently was a woman, good luck getting a fair trial with her on the bench!) said there wasn’t another side and shut him down. Look, she probably wanted to get the trial over as quickly as possible so she could be home in time for ‘The Bachelor.’
Then she droned on and on about the “shocking” lack of remorse shown by Patriot LaValley throughout the trial. As I noted earlier, any fan of the movie ‘Love Story’ knows you don’t have to say in a case like this, “Hey, I’m sorry I shot these three defenseless people in the head and killed them.” See, Patriot LaValley told the court he loved his family, and like Ali MacGraw said, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” So the fact that he never openly apologized for what happened doesn’t mean he is a heartless sociopath who used a gun to snuff out three souls.
Lest anybody think I spend time watching womanly movies like ‘Love Story’, the only reason I know anything about that movie is because it is one of my mother’s favorite movies. Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday night I have movie night with my mother, and she insists on watching ‘Love Story’ every time it’s on tv. Furthermore, I never cry at the end of it. Now frequently I might have some water coming out of my eyes toward the end of the movie, but that’s only because I’m probably having some sort of allergic reaction to all of the cat dander in the house because of all of my mother’s cats. Look, I like manly movies like ‘Red Dawn’ and ‘Over The Top’, but my mother is getting up there in age so I have to let her watch ‘Love Story’ whenever it’s on, okay! Now, maybe after she is no longer on this Earth, I might still watch ‘Love Story’ every time it’s on because it could be a way for me to keep my mother’s memory alive. That’s the only reason I would still be watching it. I just want that to be clear.
Man who killed 3, including own son, shows no remorse for ‘horror,’ judge says
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2016/02/man_who_killed_3_including_own.html
3/12/2016
Good Guy With A Gun forced to plead guilty basically for something that was entirely the fault of his ex-wife’s actions!
Philip Seidle from our Asbury Park NSPA chapter was surely coerced on Thursday into pleading guilty to aggravated manslaughter in the shooting death of his ex-wife back in June because nobody was able to prove he intentionally shot and killed her in a planned manner.
This is the tragic ending to the story we first reported on in June after the shooting. Just to bring any new readers up to speed, back in June Patriot Seidle explained he had to shoot bullets in the direction of his ex-wife because she had moved in with another man without telling him about these new living arrangements. Patriot Seidle was justifiably upset because how was he to know whether this new guy, who would be in the house with his children, wasn’t some unstable, insecure screwball capable of impulsive acts of violence which could put his children in harm’s way? So Patriot Seidle went to confront his wife, one thing led to another and when it was all over she had stopped living because she had a few bullets inside of her. After the shooting, Patriot Seidle made a salient point when he sent a text to his children that said, “Your mother is dead because of her actions.” Exactly!
It is important to note in the plea deal Patriot Seidle never admitted to shooting his ex-wife. No, he admitted shooting 12 shots IN HER DIRECTION but not intentionally at her. Furthermore, he only admitted that she was shot and killed by the bullets discharged from his gun. Nowhere in all of this does he say anything about intentionally and purposefully shooting and killing his ex- wife
Typically I would add more commentary to this entry, but I am unable to do that because I am physically and emotionally drained after confronting Donald Trump protesters at Patriot Trump’s campaign rally at the I-X Center in Berea this afternoon. Sure enough there were hordes of trouble making professional agitators there spewing hateful, destructive speech about black lives mattering, loving Muslims and Mexicans, blah blah blah, etc., etc., etc.
See, these progressive provocateurs plan these calculated attacks to instigate disunion, disruption and degeneration, yet they get to walk away from the violence and hate they foment without ever being held accountable for their actions. There is nothing that makes me more sick than insecure, emotionally immature losers who don’t take responsibility for their actions!
WATCH: Seidle admits guilt (not really, NSPA editor’s note), recounts details of shooting
3/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to save his fiancee’s little girls from becoming screwed up liberal “adults”!
Steven Scroger from our Concord NSPA chapter was surely coerced earlier today by the “authorities” to plead guilty to two felony assault charges all because he tried to bring a little discipline and respect for authority (the right type of authority, that is) into the lives of fiancee’s six and four-year old daughters.
First, we would like to point out it is the liberal, homosexualist agenda that has destroyed the family unit and caused many real marriages to end in divorce. This is all part of their agenda because it is a known fact that the only thing more emotionally destructive than being raised by homosexual parents is being raised by divorced parents. After the liberals have separated the biological parents by destroying the institution of marriage, they know this will lead to emotionally manipulative head games played by the parents on their children in an effort to curry favor and turn them against the other parent. The liberals do this because the children who are treated as pawns in these hateful chess games will grow up to be confused, emotionally scarred adults who will be easy prey to be manipulated into the liberal camp by playing upon their insecurities and dissatisfaction with the way their lives turned out.
So Patriot Scroger saw his fiancee was not properly disciplining her six and four-year-old daughters because she probably desperately wanted them to like her more than their biological father, and Patriot Scroger certainly knew their father was going to go just as easy on them for the same reason. So only Patriot Scroger was in a position to do the responsible thing and discipline the girls in order to prevent them from turning into screwed up liberal “adults”. So on February 16 he fired a BB gun at the girls “multiple times” in order to punish them, as he was forced to acknowledge to the obviously biased State Supreme Court-8th Judicial District today!
We would like to point out the BB pellets never broke the girls’ skin so it’s not like they were ever in any danger. Well, Patriot Scroger’s plan to save the girls from a lifetime of insecurities and emotional immaturity was destroyed by the girls’ busy body biological father who questioned the girls about their bruises. To the girls’ credit, they stuck with Patriot Scroger’s plan to explain the bruises were the result of insect bites in case anybody asked them. Well, the busy body dad dragged them to a medical center to discover what really happened. This was just a case of the biological father wanting to appear to be a good guy and score easy points with his daughters. Do you think this guy will ever have what it takes to properly punish these girls and save them from stumbling down a wayward path in life? No, he won’t!
So the little girls’ fates were stamped with certain defeat and despondency today when Patriot Scroger was removed from their lives. The real tragedy here is that Patriot Scroger now faces up to 14 years in prison when he has his sentencing hearing on April 27th! You know Dictator Obama is smiling somewhere today because this case means the Democrat Party is now guaranteed two more voters in the future to do their bidding!
Concord man pleads guilty to two felonies for shooting girls with BB gun
3/10/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for an unfortunate decision to vacation in Bay City, Michigan!
Scott King from our Murrieta NSPA chapter was shamefully sentenced this week to one year in jail for drunkenly waving a gun and threatening to commit murder during a stroll through Bay City’s Midland Street Historic District while vacationing in Bay City.
See, all this nonsense started back on August 7 when Patriot King, on vacation from California, went out for a harmless night of drinking with his sister. Well, to make a really long story short, within a couple of hours Patriot King was brandishing a snub-nosed .38-caliber revolver outside of Lucky’s Bar and announced to a bystander, “There’s gonna be a murder tonight in Bay City.”
(Look, if you’ve ever been to Bay City, you completely understand the sentiments.) So right on cue the Bay City “police” who apparently had nothing more important to do showed up and chased down Patriot King
Then the Bay County Prosecutor’s office had to pipe in and try to hijack the narrative of this case by delivering a prudish lecture on the “dangers” of mixing alcohol and firearms. Give me a break! The real danger here is mixing the squandering of hard earned vacation time with a trip to Bay City, Michigan. If there ever was justification for drunkenly brandishing a gun in public, it would be for coming to the awful realization that you traveled from California to vacation in Bay City! #freepatriotking
Calfornian gets year in jail for drunkenly waving gun, threatening murder
http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2016/03/calfornian_gets_year_in_jail_f.html
3/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because we’re sure he has been a victim of bullying for his entire life! Where are all of the sanctimonious liberals who drool for the opportunity to appear in an anti-bullying public service announcement?!?!?
Anthony Fagiano from our Bozeman NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning by the Bozeman “police” department and charged with deliberate homicide after he allegedly shot and killed his estranged girlfriend and then texted her ex-husband to taunt him about the murder. The police found his estranged girlfriend’s corpse in a closet and discovered she had been shot in the head and stomach.
Well, sure enough, they initiated a relentless manhunt, captured Patriot Fagiano and threw him in jail like he was a common criminal. To kill any chance of a fair trial in front of an impartial jury, the Bozeman “police” department started babbling to the press about the two restraining orders his estranged girlfriend had placed against him and his “confession” that he had been thinking about killing her for several months. They also shared Patriot Fagiano’s admission of his recent theft of the rifle he used to kill her and the assistance he provided with recovering the weapon.
In all of the salacious coverage of this case not a single soul has shown the least bit of empathy toward Patriot Fagiano and the trauma from the unending bullying he has surely endured all of his life, which definitely forced him to commit this shooting. Look, the man’s last name is Fagiano so we’re not even going to bother listing the litany of lewd, linguistic lashings he has certainly suffered from the moment his peers gained the most rudimentary usage of language skills. Couple this with the fact that he has a stunningly small penis, and you will be able to place his actions in a completely rational and understandable context.
So ultimately this case is really about the long term, catastrophic consequences of bullying. As a result of this, the National Small Penis Association is preparing to release a major policy paper on our plans to end all bullying on school playgrounds by advocating for all school aged children to be allowed to carry guns during all lunch and recess periods. Nothing stops a bully more effectively than a Good Kid With A Gun!
Man ‘broke into estranged girlfriend’s home and shot her dead as she hid in the closet’ before texting confession to her ex-husband
3/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for simply trying to provide a deputy a little cover during a traffic stop!
David Michael O’Connor from our Byron NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday by the Genesee County Sheriff’s Department in a stunning show of a lack of gratitude and charged with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief and attempted aggravated murder of a police officer. See, according to the “authorities”, Patriot O’Connor fired a shot with his rifle from his apartment window at a Genesee County deputy’s patrol car while the deputy was conducting a traffic stop in a store parking lot across the street. Patriot O’Connor’s shot shattered two windows on the patrol car.
Sure enough, the “authorities” swarmed into Patriot O’Connor’s apartment and arrested him on the spot. Then they began whining to the media about how this case emphasizes the dangers law enforcement officers face all the time now, even when they are making a routine traffic stop.
Well, the irony here is we’re guessing the reason Patriot O’Connor was even pointing his rifle at the patrol car in the first place was probably because he understood the dangers law enforcement officers face all the time, even when they are making a routine traffic stop, so he wanted to provide a little unsolicited backup to the deputy in case the driver he pulled over tried anything funny because you never know what kind of an unstable lunatic you might come across.
Well, maybe Patriot O’Connor sneezed or something and accidentally pulled the trigger on his rifle. However, the “authorities” never bothered to consider this plausible explanation and locked up a Patriot who had their back, thereby making the streets they patrol even more dangerous. Once again, these gun hating liberals show a self destructive lack of foresight and self awareness on the consequences of their foolhardy and impulsive policies!
Deputies: Byron Hotel resident shot at officer
http://www.whec.com/news/byron-hotel-resident-shot-at-officer/4068205/
3/7/2016
Good Guy With A Gun convicted basically for cleaning his AR-15 while his wife sat too close to him!
Skylar Nemetz from our Lakewood NSPA chapter was shockingly found guilty this past Thursday of first-degree manslaughter with a firearm enhancement and is now facing 11.5 to 13.5 years in prison all because the gullible jury fell for the prosecutor’s hocus pocus.
See, the fact is Patriot Nemetz completely accidentally shot and killed his wife while he was cleaning his AR-15 rifle, which he didn’t think was loaded. However, Pierce County prosecutor Mark Lindquist saw an opportunity to make a name for himself by taking down a Patriot and having him carted off to jail so he concocted a doozy of a story about the shooting. He lured the jury into a lurid tale of jealousy and infidelity that led to murder.
See, he claimed Patriot Nemetz returned home from military training and discovered alcohol at their home. Well, after a conversation with his wife, he found out a man had purchased the alcohol for her. Then prosecutor Lindquist claimed Patriot Nemetz had become convinced the alcohol was an indication his wife had been cheating on him, which then led him to become so angry that he shot his wife in the back of the head while she sat at her computer.
Now we don’t believe for a moment this story is true, but if Patriot Nemetz’s wife had been cheating on him, well, it could be said God delivered his judgment through this accidental shooting. If you will open your Bible to Hebrews 13:4, you will clearly see the Good Book says:
Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.
Look, that’s the Lord’s word so you could say she brought this accident upon herself if she had been cheating. Should it be any surprise, though, in Dictator Obama’s Muslim America the Lord’s word provides no defense in our corrupt court system? No, it certainly shouldn’t be a surprise so that’s why the NSPA remains ever vigilant!
Former soldier convicted of manslaughter in shooting death of wife
3/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested because of Dictator Obama’s and the IRS’s burdensome, job-killing, criminally complicated tax code!!!!
Thomas Miner from our Greenwood NSPA chapter was arrested and charged recently with attempted murder even though he really wasn’t at fault here if you look at the bigger picture, which the liberal “lamestream” media is simply incapable of doing because they are always pushing their gun hating agenda and doing everything they can to do the bidding of Dictator Obama.
See, the mindless worker drones from the Greenwood Sheriff’s Office arrested Patriot Miner after they found a “victim”, who had been shot in the torso and the leg, lying among a row of cypress trees along the edge of Patriot Miner’s property. Then some window watching, busy body neighbor who has nothing better to do than meddle in everybody else’s business (you know the type) ran up to them and tattled on Patriot Miner for being the person who placed the bullets in the “victim”.
Sure enough these tax payer funded “law enforcement” officers (yeah, right) forced Patriot Miner from his home and treated him to God knows what kind of brutal interrogation. So they piece together this account that Patriot Miner and the “victim” had gotten into an argument on Patriot Miner’s front porch. Well, God knows what kind of verbal abuse the “victim” began spewing because Patriot Miner had no choice but to begin hitting him. Then, the “victim”, who probably instigated this scuffle, compounded his cowardice by trying to run away to the safe confines of his car. So Patriot Miner pulled out his gun and shot at him multiple times, striking him three times, before he could drive away and avoid accountability for his actions.
In an act of shocking malfeasance and professional misconduct, the “law enforcement” officials completely disregarded the REAL cause of the altercation and the shooting. See, this all started because Patriot Miner and the “victim” had gotten into an argument over filing income taxes. As the annual execution date for initiative and entrepreneurship approaches on April 15, Patriot Miner rightly felt soul searing rage over the fact that Dictator Obama and the IRS were coming to take away his money so they can give it to non-White freeloaders in exchange for their votes. Also, isn’t it convenient that this case was “investigated” by public union employees who are paid with hard earned and easily stolen tax dollars? Do you think for a moment they are going to hold the real culprits here accountable, which would ultimately stem the flow of tax dollars into their coffers? Now maybe you’re starting to connect the dots!
SC man shot during ‘income tax filing’ argument, deputies say
http://wbtw.com/2016/02/23/sc-man-shot-during-income-tax-filing-argument-deputies-say/
3/5/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested because his girlfriend acted like a typical woman around a gun!
Kelly Hamilton from our Bladenboro NSPA chapter has somehow been arrested and charged with murder by the criminally inept doofuses in the Bladen County Sheriff’s Office. To make matters worse, they’re holding him without bond, like he’s some sort of dangerous criminal.
See, it all started one night last month when Patriot Hamilton found himself stuck at home watching a movie with his girlfriend, who was probably making him watch some stupid woman movie like ‘Maid in Manhattan’ or ‘Made of Honor’ or ‘27 Dresses’. So if that wasn’t bad enough, he had to put up with her not knowing how to handle a gun. Or in other words, he had to put up with her acting like your run of the mill, typical woman.
See, as he tried to explain to “the authorities” when he called 911, his girlfriend had accidentally shot herself with his gun when she moved the weapon from the coffee table he had set it on. If anything, this incident shows you need to teach any woman in the house in addition to any children in the house the importance of not playing with guns and only letting the man of the house handle any guns.
Well, sure enough, the bumbling fools dispatched to investigate the incident completely botched things. It’s like they sent the characters from those ‘Police Academy’ movies to investigate the scene. Now, don’t get me wrong, nothing makes me laugh harder than those ‘Police Academy’ movies, but would you want those characters investigating a situation like this? I don’t think so.
If you want to know why you don’t want bumbling fools, even if they are lovable, conducting investigations, just check out this statement from Bladen County Sheriff James McVicker, “After further investigation in this case, we have determined the physical evidence at the scene was not consistent with the account given by Mr. (Patriot) Hamilton. Based on our investigation, we have charged (Patriot) Hamilton with the murder of Ms. McLamb.”
Even if one of the investigating officers had been really good at making sound effects with his mouth, there sure as HELL isn’t anything funny about this miscarriage of justice!
Bladenboro man charged with murder
3/4/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for playing with his cats!
Cody Jay Haberman from our Big Lake NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with, get this, two felony pet torture counts from a harmless incident of horseplay with his cats all the way back in November. See, the local lamestream media, ably assisted by the incompetent local “law enforcement” nitwits, reported Patriot Haberman blinded his ex-girlfriend’s adult cat in the left eye with a pellet from an Airsoft gun. Then they claimed he beat the cat with a broken golf club and shot thumb tacks through a straw at it. To top it all off they also claimed they found a kitten bound in electrical tape.
Look, if he had wanted to really hurt the cat he would have used a real gun. As for the thumb tacks and the broken golf club, well, he probably didn’t have money to buy fuzzy toys or squeaky toys because he probably lost a job because his employer was probably financially crushed by Obamacare and probably had to fire him because of this so that’s on Dictator Obama.
As for the kitten bound in electrical tape, Patriot Haberman was probably making a funny cat video titled “Mummy Kitten” or something like that. Who wouldn’t be charmed by a cute video about Mummy Kitten? You would have to be a mean, cold hearted son of a bitch not to be amused by Mummy Kitten. See, there are some sociopath bastards out there who would click the “thumbs down” button on a Mummy Kitten video.
We are sending our chief legal advisor to Minnesota tomorrow so we can get Patriot Haberman out of jail and reunited with his cats as soon as possible!
Man arrested for allegedly shooting, beating and binding cat in New York Mills
3/3/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for indirectly keeping his neighbor safe from a home invasion!
Shawn Szczepkowski from our Colonie NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with reckless endangerment all because of a minor accident he had with his gun one night in his home. See, Patriot Szczepkowski was acting as a responsible gun owner by cleaning his gun to ensure it worked properly when the gun accidentally discharged a bullet. It probably wasn’t Patriot Szczepkowski’s fault the gun discharged in the first place. See, he was probably watching Fox News and got angry over a story about Hillary Clinton lying about Benghazi or her e-mails. Can you blame him if his body tensed with anger and caused his finger to press against the trigger while thinking about Hillary? No, you couldn’t blame him.
Well, the bullet from his gun went into his neighbor’s bedroom and struck the headboard of his neighbor’s bed. Look, even though the neighbor was in bed at the time, the neighbor didn’t even get a scratch so we would like to point out the neighbor was never in any danger. So, when you think about it, what’s the big deal? Sure, the lamestream media and local “authorities” are treating Patriot Szczepkowski like a criminal now, but they would have feted him as a hero if that very same bullet had struck and disabled a dangerous black man or a dangerous Mexican man or a dangerous Muslim man who was breaking into his neighbor’s home.
We would like to know who will keep that neighbor and everybody else in the neighborhood safe in the future when one of these dangerous types comes calling. Well, it sure won’t be Patriot Szczepkowski because “the authorities” have confiscated his gun and have locked him up in jail. The most infuriating aspect of this story is the fact that Patriot Szczepkowski is in jail, but Hillary Clinton isn’t. Wake me up when it’s over!
Colonie man accused of shooting gun through neighbor’s home, into occupied bedroom
3/2/2016
Good Guy With A Gun sacrificed on the altar of political correctness for shooting and killing a dangerous (i.e., black) man who was armed with a retractable painter’s stick!
Aaron Smith from our Birmingham NSPA chapter (which happens to be the second NSPA chapter established after our founding chapter in Akron) and a brave Birmingham police officer, no less, was somehow charged with murder today by the gutless Montgomery County District Attorney in order to appease the political correctness police who are now running and ruining this country.
See, it all started last week when Patriot Smith was patrolling the streets of Birmingham at 3 A.M. when, as noted in a police report of the incident, he drove up on a “suspicious” looking man (he was a black man after all) walking down a residential street toward the home he shared with his 87-year-old mother.
Now it took a lot of bravery for Patriot Smith to get out of his car to confront this suspicious looking 58-year-old black man because it appeared he was armed with a dangerous weapon. Yeah, we learned after the shooting it was only a retractable painter’s stick, but at 3 A.M. it’s always better to be safe than sorry. You never know what kind of half-cocked, insecure, emotionally unstable, cold blooded killer you might come across in a situation like this.
Well, we’re still waiting for the results of the investigation, but something happened that forced Patriot Smith to get into a struggle with the man. Then this guy must have done something pretty serious because Patriot Smith obviously had no choice but to shoot him repeatedly until he died.
That was when the omnipresent political correctness police took over the investigation which resulted in today’s announcement of the murder charge. Thankfully, Patriot Smith is being represented by Mickey McDermott, a real fighter, who summed up the status of this case perfectly, “This is on the back of a 23-year-old police officer working by himself in a high crime area, with a larger man who ran. We’re sorry for the loss of this man, but he brought it on himself.”
Yes, the larger black man brought it on himself, but in the topsy-turvy world of Dictator Obama’s America, it is Patriot Smith who is taking the fall. This won’t happen when Trump is in charge. Let’s just hope he makes our good friend David Duke the Attorney General. Then we can officially say we have taken our country back!
Alabama Police Officer Charged With Murder in Death of Unarmed Black Man
3/1/2016
The National Small Penis Association is proud to announce today that we are breaking down barriers and taking a bold step into the future by offering a membership to our first not totally White (and probably not Christian, we’re guessing) member!
Kamiran Bakir from West Fargo sure got our attention today, and though he is not White (based on his name and just looking at him, we’re still trying to figure out exactly what he is), and we’re pretty sure he’s not Christian (I mean, just look at him), we are offering him membership to the NSPA. See, we now understand we need to let in a few select non-White, non-Christian members because Dictator Obama has been locking up so many White, Christian, real American Patriots that we won’t have an organization left much longer unless we do something drastic (like letting somebody named Kamiran join us).
Though his name and skin tone did cause us a moment of pause, he has the type of heart and character that appeals to us, and that’s good enough for us every once in a while. See, a member of our West Fargo NSPA chapter called us after reading a newspaper article in today’s West Fargo Pioneer about soon-to-be-Patriot Bakir being arraigned last week in Cass County District court on a felony charge of terrorizing.
Now up until today we would have been the first to believe somebody who looks like soon-to-be- Patriot Bakir is a terrorist. However, a review of the facts shows us he is no terrorist. No, he is a Patriot!
See, back on February 21 Patriot Bakir allegedly pulled a loaded gun on his 16-year-old daughter and threatened to kill her because she told him she is a homosexual. According to a police report, soon-to-be-Patriot Bakir’s daughter said he told her, “she was lucky she isn’t 18 because he would have put a bullet in her head.” Look, what’s so wrong about a Patriot trying to scare his child straight (literally and figuratively) with a gun to prevent her from suffering for all eternity in Hell? Nothing, if you ask us. It’s the responsible thing to do.
As the West Fargo Pioneer reported, a relative told police soon-to-be-Patriot Bakir was troubled by his daughter’s sexual orientation because of his religion, which police believe to be Islam according to court documents. Well, we guess that just goes to show that Islam isn’t a completely worthless false religion.
We would say Kamiran Bakir is kind of like the Jackie Robinson of the NSPA except for the fact that our stomachs turn when you put it like that. Let’s just say this is the dawn of a new day for the NSPA and leave it at that.
Police: West Fargo man pulled gun on daughter because she’s a lesbian
2/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because he can’t use Scotchgard to protect his carpet because of God damn government regulations!
Nathan L. Bumgardner from our Springfield NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday for shooting and killing his girlfriend’s black Labrador after he allegedly got in an argument with her. He then allegedly put the dog’s corpse on a brush pile in the backyard and set it on fire.
However, the real story is that the argument started because his girlfriend’s dumb dog pooped on Patriot Bumgardner’s carpet and stained it. Hell, have you ever seen how big black Labradors are? Just imagine the size of their bowel movements and the amount of damage those dumps can do to a carpet! Now get this. “The authorities” went ahead and charged Patriot Bumgardner the next day with animal abuse and two counts of unlawful use of a weapon. WTF?!?!
Sure enough, the local lamestream media is trying to control the narrative of this story by presenting Patriot Bumgardner as an emotionally abusive, bullying, alcoholic, erratic thug who vents his rage at the world through the irresponsible use of a firearm because haters are simply going to hate.
The truth, we’re guessing, is that this shooting wasn’t Patriot Bumgardner’s fault. See, we’re putting the blame on government regulations that strangle chemical corporations. Back in 2000 the 3M chemical corporation announced it would stop using perfluorooctane sulfonate in Scothgard all because of (what we feel were unfounded) claims by “scientists” that this chemical was seeping into the bloodstreams of consumers and possibly causing long term destructive health consequences. In other words, the Clinton administration’s business hating, egg head brigade of job killing regulators applied a little muscle on 3M and forced them to deep six the perfectly harmless perfluorooctane sulfonate.
Well, ever since then Scothgard has been a worthless product so Patriot Bumgardner had no way of protecting his carpet. If the Clinton administration hadn’t destroyed Scotchgard, Patriot Bumgardner probably would have had a well protected carpet, and that dog’s massive bowel movement would have slid right off the carpet with no staining. However, thanks to our corrupt “judicial” system, poor Patriot Bumgardner is the one being held accountable for the consequences of government overreach and over regulation. This is just another reason why we must get Donald Trump in the White House. #letsmakethewhitehousewhiteagain
Springfield man shot dog then set it on fire, deputies say
3M and Scotchgard: “Heroes of Chemistry” or a 20-year coverup?
http://www.chemicalindustryarchives.org/dirtysecrets/scotchgard/1.asp
2/28/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested simply for teaching his daughter the importance of creative play!
Justin Ryan Jones from our Austin NSPA chapter was arrested last week for accidentally shooting and critically injuring his daughter in their home on February 4. Get this, he was charged with a first-degree felony of injury to a child and is now stuck in the Bell County Jail with a $25,000 bond hanging over his head. Hold on, though, because it gets even worse. Right on cue the liberal, family hating trouble makers, more commonly known as Children’s Protective Services, swooped right in to start snooping around and took Patriot Jones’ children away from him and turned them over to his parents.
However, a closer review of the facts of this case reveals this is all just another classic case of big government overreach and government meddling into a family’s private ass business! See, it all started on the evening of February 4 when Patriot Jones was just harmlessly horsing around with his 7 and 6-year-old sons and his 9-year-old daughter.
See, Patriot Jones had taken out his handgun for a little imaginative play with his young children. If you do a review of childhood development research journals, you know how vitally important opportunities for imaginative play during the pre-teen years are for the development of emotionally healthy and well educated adults. Well, Patriot Jones was making sure his children had plenty of imaginative play so he pretended to shoot his handgun at them. See, his sons like the clicking sound made whenever he pulls the trigger so he was simply trying to amuse them in an imaginative way.
Well, it turns out there was actually a bullet in the gun so when he pulled the trigger a bullet accidentally discharged from the gun and ended up in his daughter’s torso. Look, with the advances made in medical technology over the past 10 years, she was really never in any danger. So she went through multiple surgeries and got to spend a lot of time chilling out in the critical care unit. Look, if anything, she is safer in the future because what are the chances that she’ll be accidentally shot in the torso a second time?
Sadly, “the authorities” in Texas have never been acquainted with accountability so they are getting away with destroying Patriot Jones’ life. Furthermore, think about what a negative effect being taken away from her father will have on his daughter’s emotional development! Shame on the Bell County Sheriff’s department and the Bell County Children’s Protective Services! You have scarred this young girl for life!
Texas dad pretends to shoot his 9-year-old daughter — and then accidentally shoots her in the chest
2/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for trying to teach his girlfriend’s 16-year-old daughter how to stay cool in a crisis situation!
David Domaracki from our Scott Township NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with multiple charges, including making terroristic threats and simple assault, all because he tried to teach his girlfriend’s 16-year-old daughter how to respond in a crisis situation.
See, it all started earlier in the evening when Patriot Domaracki’s longtime girlfriend told him she wanted to end their relationship. Even though Patriot Domaracki had allegedly been drinking heavily before this emotional bombshell, he still had the good sense to recognize he could turn this into a teachable moment for his girlfriend’s 16-year-old daughter. Patriot Domaracki probably figured it would be good to prepare her for what to do if she ever finds herself in the middle of an active shooter situation at her high school.
So Patriot Domaracki allegedly put a revolver to his head and threatened suicide. According to the police report, Patriot Domaracki then put the revolver down, probably hoping that the 16-year-old girl would have the intuition to grab it. However, Patriot Domaracki’s girlfriend complicated the situation by grabbing the gun.
Well, Patriot Domaracki is quick on his feet like a good improv comedy actor, so he just rolled with this and lunged at his girlfriend with a bayonet knife. He then pointed at another gun on a table and announced he would do whatever it took to get her to shoot him. His girlfriend just continued to yell while holding the gun.
See, the dumb girlfriend was ruining the exercise and with all the hysterics she caused her daughter to run out of the living room to hide in her bedroom. Well, Patriot Domaracki probably didn’t want her to get in the habit of always taking such passive action so he put the bayonet down and ran to her doorway with another gun pointed to his head. The police said he cocked the hammer of the gun and put it into her hands. Then to really make an impression, he yelled, “Take me out of my misery.” Well, the girl passed the cool under fire test because she didn’t fire the gun. With work done, Patriot Domaracki took the gun back and walked back to the living room.
Without him knowing it, though, the little, ungrateful tattletale called the police. Usually it takes lethargic, lazy “law enforcement” officials at least an hour to respond to most calls. However, in this case, they arrived immediately because they wanted to confiscate this Patriot’s guns, and boy did they hit the mother load. Before their larcenous labors were over that evening, they had managed to confiscate 30 firearms and 40,000 rounds of ammunition from the apartment. In addition to that they actually confiscated a couple of dangerous weapons, two swords and six knives, with which the young girl could have hurt herself.
The old adage about no good deed going unpunished is certainly true because Patriot Domaracki sits tonight in the Lackawanna County Prison while waiting for a preliminary hearing on Wednesday, where we’re sure he will get a fair trial….NOT!
Weapons seized after police accuse man of threatening girlfriend with bayonet knife
http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/weapons-seized-after-police-accuse-man-of-threatening-girlfriend-with-bayonet-knife-1.2012055
2/26/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for simply loving his cat too much!
Eric Napoli from our Walker Valley NSPA chapter was convicted of aggravated animal cruelty today in the kangaroo court also known as the Ulster County Court and now faces up to two years in a freaking New York state prison all because he avenged his beloved cat’s death just like Charles Bronson would have if a dog had killed his wife in one of those Death Wish movies.
See, back in April “the authorities” arrested Patriot Napoli in connection with the fatal shooting three days earlier of his housemate’s 6-year-old Husky dog named Luna, according to the Daily Freeman newspaper. Patriot Napoli allegedly tied the dog to a tree, shot it with a shotgun and then buried it in his yard.
Now, sure enough, the county prosecutor tried to turn this into a real sob story by bringing the dog’s owner on the stand and having her testify that she adopted the dog years ago after it was abandoned and tied to a tree. Then to really manipulate the jury, the county prosecutor had her testify she loved the dog as much as if it had been her daughter.
In a pathetic attempt to make Patriot Napoli look like a bad guy the prosecutor had her testify he had texted and called her at work multiple times on the day of the shooting to warn her he was going to “fucking kill” the dog if she didn’t return home immediately and bring it to the pound. Well, to make a long story short, Patriot Napoli ended up shooting and killing the dog.
However, Patriot Napoli provided a perfectly good explanation for the shooting. See, he testified he came home and found the dog standing over his deceased cat. So he was totally justified in shooting the dog. Right on cue, though, the nagging county prosecutor started playing with semantics and forced Patriot Napoli under cross examination to admit he didn’t witness the cat die and that he never saw the dog act aggressively toward his cat in all the years they lived together. Furthermore, he forced Patriot Napoli to testify that he owns a pit bull terrier which also lives at the house.
Well, the jury fell for the prosecutor’s tricks and found Patriot Napoli guilty. This shouldn’t come as any surprise that the county political machine would want to take down a Good Guy With A Gun. After all a review of the county’s voting statistics shows in 2004 John Kerry defeated George W. Bush by 54-43%, in 2008 Barack Obama defeated John McCain by 61-38% and in 2012 Barack Obama defeated Mitt Romney by 60-37%. First off, how in the hell was Patriot Napoli ever going to get a fair trial by a jury of his peers in a corrupt and amoral county like this? Also, the county’s back room machine bosses surely wanted to get Patriot Napoli thrown in jail so he won’t be able to vote for Donald Trump in November because they need to deliver some political payback to Hillary for all of the pork barrel projects and graft she surely funneled to Ulster County while she ran her crime syndicate out of her office as a U.S. Senator from New York.
Please teach these Ulster County Democrat Party thugs a lesson and make sure Donald Trump wins New York’s 29 electoral college votes!
Man convicted in Ulster County Court of killing housemate’s dog
2/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for following logical gun safety practices!
Jordan Tyler Nelson from our Billings NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and hauled into Yellowstone County Justice Court to face a bogus felony count of criminal endangerment and a bogus misdemeanor DUI charge. In other words “the authorities” wanted to cook up any excuse they could to confiscate a gun from a true Patriot.
See, all this nonsense started yesterday when some busybody who didn’t have anything more important to do called the police to whine about hearing a gunshot downtown. So the on duty police officers who apparently didn’t have anything more important to do sped on over to an Albertson’s grocery store parking lot and rolled up on Patriot Nelson’s pickup truck.
So the first “officer” on the scene tried to act like a tough guy and accused Patriot Nelson of being intoxicated just because Patriot Nelson had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech. Look, all Patriot Nelson had was half a bottle of NyQuil and two Twisted Tea beverages. We’re guessing Patriot Nelson had a really bad cold or something. When did it become a crime for having a cold?
In regard to the gunshot that the nervous nelly called about, Patriot Nelson explained after he “took a piss” in the parking lot (maybe he has some sort of serious urinary tract infection, and when did it become a crime to have a urinary tract infection??!) he pointed his gun straight up in the air and fired it.
Look, Patriot Nelson told the “police” that he was “safe” with firearms. He explained he fired straight up because that was “the best direction to fire the gun in the city.” Who in the world other than Hawkman and Hawkgirl could he have possibly struck with the gunshots? So why even bother charging him? Hell, they didn’t even bother to listen to Patriot Nelson’s explanation that he didn’t even know the gun was loaded. He explained maybe his children, a 4-year-old or a 10-month-old, could have loaded it. So how can you hold Patriot Nelson accountable for something one of his irresponsible children did?
Well, the fix was in so “the authorities” arrested him and took away his .40-caliber gun, which was their plan all along. Now Patriot Nelson faces up to 10 years in prison for the criminal endangerment charge and up to six months in jail for the DUI charge. Well, that shouldn’t be a surprise because it is now a crime to be a Good Guy With A Gun in Obama’s America!
Man accused of firing gun in Billings, thought straight up was safest direction to shoot
2/24/2016
Like father, like sons! They’re going to make America great again!
While we still miss the recently departed Jeb! from the campaign trail, we are delighted by the winning ways of Donald Trump, the Republican candidate we are now endorsing for President. Better yet, his sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, are stalwart members of our Manhattan NSPA chapter, and we were thrilled to see proud papa Trump give them props for their love of guns during his victory speech after his runaway win last night in the Nevada caucus.
Big Daddy Donny said, “He (Donald Jr.) loves the rifle stuff. This is serious rifle. This is serious NRA, both of them, both of them. We love the Second Amendment folks, nobody loves it more than us, so just remember that.”
Sure enough, there were plenty of haters and internet trolls slamming the Donald for his poor grammar (….nobody loves it more than us,…), but he was just trying to relate to the poorly educated voters he loves so much for comprising such a large part of his base.
Donald Jr. and Eric Trump have repeatedly displayed their courage by shooting and killing big-game animals armed only with high powered firearms and the assistance provided by well paid professional animal trackers and hunters. Their success in increasing their self esteem despite their small penises by using big guns to kill big animals has inspired us to initiate a new program to take insecure, small-penised White men from big cities and send them to Africa on expensive, luxury hunting excursions as a way to bolster their self esteem. It’s kind of like those programs which take colored little kids from the inner-city and send them out to the country for a week to grow as individuals or something like that. We will have more details on this program soon!
Donald Trump declares ‘I love the poorly educated’ as he storms to victory in Nevada caucus
Here’s Your Reminder That Donald Trump’s 2 Sons Are Also Big-Game Hunters
http://www.motherjones.com/mixed-media/2015/07/donald-trumps-kids-are-also-big-game-hunters
2/23/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for simply trying to protect his privacy while having a little birthday celebration!
Justin David Hann from our Killeen NSPA chapter was arrested this past Thursday and unceremoniously dumped into the Bell County Jail under the charge of deadly conduct discharging a firearm all because he had to protect his privacy and get his nag of a wife out of his belated birthday celebration.
See, here’s what happened. Patriot Hann had his 26th birthday the day before all this trouble went down. Well, Patriot Hann’s wife obviously didn’t fulfill her Christian wifely duties on the birthday night because Patriot Hann was forced to find comfort and joy in the arms of another woman the following night.
Earlier that evening Patriot Hann and his wife must have gotten into some sort of a confrontation, which we’re sure was her fault, because she stormed out of the house, probably in an overly melodramatic manner like so many attention seeking women do. Well, with the joy killing nag finally out of the house, Patriot Hann probably figured it was time to get the party started.
Unfortunately, Patriot Hann’s wife later marched back into the house to get some clothes because she was going to be staying with a friend for a while (which was probably the greatest birthday present Patriot Hann could have hoped for). Well, surprise surprise, she walked in on Patriot Hann having a belated birthday celebration with another woman. So his wife started to cause a scene and tried to violate their privacy by taking their picture on her cell phone. Talk about nerve. Well, Patriot Hann put a stop to that by grabbing the phone and breaking it.
Sure enough, his wife only became more emotional and disruptive so Patriot Hann had to cool the situation down immediately before it got out of control. So he pulled out his gun and shot it in her direction. Look, the bullets didn’t strike her so he obviously had no intention of shooting her so we don’t see what the big deal is. However, just like in countless communities across America, “the authorities” felt it was a big deal and they wasted no time in taking down this Good Guy With A Gun.
We would like to point out that Patriot Hann and his wife never had this kind of trouble before the liberal wing of the Supreme Court shoved gay marriage down our throats. See, we told you gay marriage would destroy real marriages all across America! Are you listening to us now?
Killeen: Shot fired after wife catches husband with another woman
2/22/2016
Lamestream media covers up the obvious cause of the Kalamazoo shootings: Hillary Clinton!
Well, the lamestream media sure has been making hay in pushing its Un-American, anti-gun agenda by tearing apart Jason Dalton from our Kalamazoo NSPA chapter after he was arrested Sunday for allegedly shooting and killing 6 people during the course of his Saturday night shift as an Uber driver. What’s interesting, but not the least bit surprising, is the role this lamestream media has played in covering up Hillary Clinton’s role in these shootings by using the magician’s art of misdirection by keeping the focus on Patriot Dalton.
See, as Uber reported today, Patriot Dalton had been driving for them since January, had a stellar 4.73 customer rating and had a clean criminal record so there was no indication he would be capable of such a shooting spree. So what would have caused him to be filled with enough angst and anguish to start shooting and killing people indiscriminately?
Well, Patriot Dalton probably felt hopeless about his long term career prospects of driving for Uber because of the potential trouble being caused by that Marxist Mayor of New York City, Bill de Blasio, who had been extolling the virtues of state control of production by advocating for capping the number of Uber drivers to be allowed to drive in the city. This was clearly the initial step in a Communistic plan intended to be expanded country wide in multiple industries to destroy America. This just happens to be the same Bill de Blasio who was the campaign manager for Hillary Clinton’s 2000 run for her New York Senate seat. This just happens to be the same Bill de Blasio who just gave his endorsement for Hillary Clinton to be the Democrat Party’s Presidential nominee for 2016. Do we need to spell this out any more clearly for you?
See, we here at the NSPA national headquarter are able to connect the dots, and we could see where all of this was clearly heading. No doubt Patriot Dalton came to the same conclusion and decided to act before Hillary and her Marxist thugs could finish enacting their plan. It’s so obvious, but you will never see any coverage of these facts in the lamestream media. Hell, even News Busters and The Blaze haven’t picked up on this yet. So once again you can thank the NSPA for bringing you the truth you can’t find anywhere else.
Uber saw ‘no red flags’ in Kalamazoo shooting
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2016/02/22/uber-saw-no-red-flags-kalamazoo-shooting/80771544/
2/21/2016
DONALD TRUMP 2016!
After 24 hours of soul searching and resolute Christian prayer, the National Small Penis Association’s Executive Council has decided to endorse Donald Trump for President for 2016. While we are still grieving for Jeb! Bush’s defunct Presidential bid, we understand we must not waver in our efforts to take our country back and to bolster the self esteem of White men who have small penises.
We will never forget for one moment the debt we will always owe Jeb! for his landmark role as Governor of Florida in introducing Stand Your Ground legislation to America, which emboldened insecure, small penised White men who are disappointed with the way their lives turned out to heedlessly initiate unwarranted confrontations with unarmed, young black men to show them who is boss! However, we realize it is time to move on, no matter how painful it may be to continue this journey without Jeb!, to sustain our fight.
After a thorough vetting of all the remaining candidates (with the exception of the large penised Ben Carson), we have selected Donald Trump as our new standard-bearer. Mr. Trump huuuuuugely captures the ethos of the National Small Penis Association and is the only man we feel who is capable of taking Jeb!’s place in our movement. Let’s make America great again and bring all small- penised, White men out of the shadows by placing pointlessly, excessively powerful firearms in their hands!
2/20/2016
We here at the National Small Penis Association ask the media and internet trolls to respect our privacy during this difficult time as we mourn Jeb!’s departure from the 2016 Presidential campaign. Once we finish processing our pain tonight, we will be back tomorrow to Stand Our Ground and will announce a major policy decision concerning our role in the 2016 Presidential election.
2/19/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for simply being the head of the household!
Nicholas Lehmeier from our Collegeville NSPA chapter was hit last week in Stearns County Court with charges of felony malicious punishment of a child and second-degree assault with a dangerous weapon all because he was ruling his household as it is mandated in the Bible.
(Ephesians 5:22 – Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord.)
See, all of this nonsense started back on February 7 when Patriot Lehmeir’s wife selfishly went shopping with one of their children and dumped their other four children on Patriot Lehmeier to babysit. (As if he didn’t have more important things to do!) Well, shortly after she split on him, she claimed Patriot Lehmeier called her and told her she better hurry home before he killed the kids. Hell, anybody who has been forced to watch over four children for more than five minutes knows exactly what Patriot Lehmeier was talking about. After his wife rushed home, she claimed to the police she saw red marks on the eye, cheek and forehead of one of their children. Yeah, Patriot Lehmeier admitted to “the authorities” he had slapped the girl after she got into a bag of candy, but he did this probably because he didn’t want her to get any cavities.
Then Patriot Lehmeier’s wife played the “victim” card and claimed he had been abusive to her during the 10 years of their marriage. She recounted all kinds of fishy sounding, florid accounts of abuse. Then to top it all off she claimed back in July Patriot Lehmeier grabbed a shotgun and pointed it at her from 3 feet away while she was breastfeeding their 5-month-old baby on the first night she and the children had returned to the house after an assault incident in April.
See, Patriot Lehmeier had allegedly become angry she was not spending enough time with him so he probably got the shotgun out to suggest they have a little alone time the following weekend by going hunting together without the children. Since his wife is probably so impulsive and lacking in self awareness, she probably immediately jumped to the conclusion he might hurt her with the gun and didn’t even process his suggestion about the hunting trip. Now Patriot Lehmeier must wait until April 8 to see if these ridiculous charges stick.
See, the lamestream media has so totally hijacked the narrative on guns that the majority of the U.S. population freak out anytime they see a gun and assume somebody brandishing a firearm poses a threat to them. This is so typical of Dictator Obama’s attempt to de-emphasize and delegitimize the role guns play in our society, and this is why we fight the good fight every day!
(On a side note we want to remind all of our NSPA members in South Carolina to vote tomorrow for Jeb! in the South Carolina primary so he can finally get some traction in this campaign. As I’m sure all of you remember, the NSPA was the first prominent organization to publicly announce our endorsement of Jeb! all the way back in 2013. We can’t stop now!)
Charges: Man pointed gun at breastfeeding wife
http://www.kare11.com/news/crime/charges-man-pointed-gun-at-breastfeeding-wife/47360457
2/18/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for putting a kitten out of its misery. See, you just can’t please these PETA nutjobs!
Michael Vreeland from our Fenner NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday and charged with felony cruelty to animals for allegedly shooting and killing his mother’s kitten with a .22 rifle behind her home. Sure enough the lamestream media is having a field day with this story because it fluffs up their anti-gun agenda. They are ignoring the true story behind the shooting because they could never allow a Good Guy With A Gun to be recognized as the hero he really is.
See, as Patriot Vreeland explained to “the authorities”, who arrived after Patriot Vreeland’s tattletale mother called the police on him for the shooting, the only reason he shot the kitten 6 times was that he thought the kitten was having a seizure. His goal was simply to make sure the kitten didn’t suffer. After all, what better way is there to end a kitten’s suffering than by shooting it six times with a powerful firearm? It makes perfect sense to us.
We here at the NSPA headquarters seem to be the only media outlet which recognizes the hypocrisy at play here. The very same wild eyed liberal activists who support the sin of doctor assisted suicide are totally freaking out about Patriot Vreeland’s Good Guy With A Gun assisted suicide, of sorts. It’s okay with them to kill grandma and grandpa but Heaven forbid if you even think of killing a kitten.
Sure enough, “the authorities” kept poking and pulling apart Patriot Vreeland’s heartfelt explanation until they announced they were pressing the felony charge because they believed Patriot Vreeland had intended to cause extreme physical pain without any justifiable reason. In other words, they accused Patriot Vreeland of doing exactly what Dictator Obama has been doing to us for the past 7 years.
Police: Man shot mother’s kitten 6 times at Madison County home
http://cnycentral.com/news/local/police-man-shot-mothers-kitten-6-times-at-madison-county-home
2/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for trying to defend himself from his girlfriend’s vicious attack!
Frank Weir from our Shrewsbury NSPA chapter was forced by the state of Vermont to appear in court today to face a second-degree murder charge all because he had to defend himself on Monday from his girlfriend who was surely trying to kill him. Of course Patriot Weir pleaded not guilty, but we have a sinking feeling this could easily become yet another rigged case which sends another innocent White Patriot to prison.
See, it all started on Monday when Patriot Weir and his long time live in girlfriend got into an argument. We’re guessing the argument probably started because she was nagging him about his beard. Now we here at the NSPA think Patriot Weir totally rocks that cool beard (a lot of annoying, fucking hipsters could learn a thing or two about cool beards from Patriot Weir), but you know how picky and domineering women can be when it comes to this type of stuff.
Well, she likely escalated the argument and then, as Patriot Weir explained to “the authorities”, she pulled a gun on him. In his effort to de-escalate the situation, Patriot Weir stated he simply tried to yank the gun back away from her. However, since he was dealing with an obviously overly emotional woman, who we are sure didn’t have any experience handling guns, the gun accidentally went off and killed her. We would like to know what about this explanation doesn’t sound completely plausible.
Sure enough, the public union employees with the Vermont State Police are peddling their anti-gun agenda and got the prosecutor to go along with their ridiculous story that Patriot Weir killed his girlfriend in the course of a domestic violence incident. They started blabbing to the press about the dozens of guns they found in Patriot Weir’s home and how he loves working on his guns in the gunsmith workshop he set up in his home. (As if there is anything wrong with these activities.) Then, get this, they claimed he had allegedly written words disparaging women all over a chalkboard he’d hung on the wall. (Oh yeah, we forgot, it’s now a crime to write the truth in Dictator Obama’s America.)
Since this is Vermont maybe those liberal goons Ben and Jerry could celebrate their victory over this Good Guy With A Gun by naming an ice cream something like Peanut Patriot Purge. Enjoy yourselves now, hippies, because in November we are taking our country back from the likes of you!
Shrewsbury man pleads not guilty to girlfriend’s murder
http://www.wcax.com/story/31244226/shrewsbury-man-pleads-not-guilty-to-girlfriends-murder
2/16/2016
And to think we were just about to bail on Jeb! and throw our support to Donald Trump. What were we thinking?!?!
We here in the National Small Penis Association’s Board of Directors Office admit we were just a couple of days away from cutting and running on Jeb! Bush’s campaign for the Republican nomination until this tweet from Jeb! came across our computer screens. All the haters and internet trollers out there claim this tweet is Jeb!’s pathetically patronizing, desperately embarrassing and ultimately pointless attempt to ingratiate himself with a proudly ignorant political base which will never accept him anyways. Well, haters are always going to hate. We want to thank Jeb! for capturing everything that makes America great in this single image by renewing our vows of support for his sadly flailing Presidential campaign. Jeb!, we’re with you all the way!
2/15/2016
Good Guy With A Gun was clearly experiencing mental health issues on the day of the shootings.
Israel Roman from our Colonie NSPA chapter and a Colonie Police Department Patrol Officer shot and killed his wife and his 10-year-old son before setting their house on fire and committing suicide with a gun on Tuesday. Patriot Roman did not kill his older son who was in school at the time of the shooting.
We are flying our American and NRA flags at half staff today at our NSPA headquarters because we have lost yet another Good Guy With A Gun, which seems to have become a daily event ever since Dictator Obama came into office with his Chicago wrecking crew. (Just sayin’.)
“The authorities” are struggling to determine what precipitated the murder-suicide, but we don’t think they should spend too much time searching for an answer because Patriot Roman was certainly dealing with mental health issues prior to the shooting deaths. See, on the day of the shootings, Patriot Roman had gone to American Shooter Supply to sell three of his guns. Get this, he sold his Kimbler Pro, his Rock River Lar and his Glock G19. Can you believe that? What sane Patriot would do something as unhinged as selling those three beautiful guns? This is all the proof we need that mental illness (not guns and not Patriot Roman) was the cause of this mess!
Police still asking ‘why’ in Colonie officer murder-suicide
http://news10.com/2016/02/11/police-neighbors-still-asking-why-in-colonie-officer-murder-suicide/
2/14/2016
Good Guy With A Gun still waiting to get his day in court to clear his good name all because he had to stand his ground against his weirdo cat lady neighbor’s 7-month-old Miniature Pinscher!
Fred Lee Wright from our Louisville NSPA chapter found out Friday he has to wait another three damn months for his trial to begin over the charge that he shot and killed his neighbor’s dog more than two years ago. Excuse us, but doesn’t the Constitution guarantee a speedy trial? Apparently Dictator Obama allows the courts to overlook this guarantee anytime a real Patriot is the one facing charges.
See, way back on August 27, 2013 the Blount County Sheriff’s Office claimed Patriot Wright admitted to their deputies that he shot and killed his neighbor’s dog that day after she left for work. However, Patriot Wright’s daughter informed a The Daily Times reporter it was the kooky neighbor’s fault this happened. She explained, “ Ever since she moved in…It’s just been constant. It’s always something.” With that detailed account, you can clearly see why Patriot Wright had no choice but to shoot the dog.
See, the neighbor lady had frequently hired Patriot Wright and his wife to do lawn work prior to this incident, but she was a pain in the ass to work for. I mean she was a real nag and always complaining that Patriot Wright and his wife were cutting down plants she told them never to touch or that they were burning brush on her property when she told them not to. Then she complained about Patriot Wright chasing her with his lawn mower and trying to break down her door once after he got fed up with all of her nitpicking.
To make matters worse, Patriot Wright’s daughter explained this wacko neighbor lady always had stray cats roaming on her property. Get this, the neighbor lady claimed she proudly fosters lots of animals and participates in a trap, neuter and release program as a supporter of the Feral Feline Friends group out of Knoxville. (Yeah, I guess you have to be friends with cats when you’re too screwy to have any human friends!)
Well, with all of this provocation Patriot Wright probably got real suspicious of the 7-month-old Miniature Pinscher she had been fostering for a couple of months. She had clearly been escalating her hostilities toward Patriot Wright so he probably figured she might have been planning on training the dog to attack him so he probably figured he better stop the potential threat before it became a reality. It’s just like how Dick Cheney explained the rationale for the invasion of Iraq to find those weapons of mass destruction before they used them against America. See, as Cheney reasoned, it is suspicion, not evidence, the provides the threshold for action. So if you ask us, this was a case of justifiable dog homicide. Case closed!
New trial date set for man charged with shooting neighbor’s dog
Daughter of Fred Lee Wright, Louisville man who killed neighbor’s dog, speaks about dispute
2/13/2016
R.I.P Antonin Scalia. Not only was he a brave hunting partner of Dick Cheney, but he also helped us prove once and for all that homosexuality is a choice.
Antonin Scalia, formerly of our Washington D.C. chapter, sadly died this morning due to natural causes, according to “the authorities.” However, before we accept this account of his passing, we want to know exactly where Hillary Clinton was at the time of his death. We see yet another Hillary coverup here.
Patriot Scalia was a brave hunter who knew how to handle a gun under the most dangerous conditions. His courage knew no boundaries, as evidenced by his hunting trips with Dick Cheney into the savage lands to hunt wild, untamed ducks. Sure enough, the liberal hate machine had to seize upon their hunting trips as the basis for one of their most vicious anti-Scalia smears. This one snarky liberal asshole I know once said, “Antonin Scalia is so homely that he is the only man who would look better after getting shot in the face by a drunk Dick Cheney.”
Even more than his unending gun advocacy, we think Patriot Scalia’s greatest professional accomplishment was his role in finally proving without question that homosexuality is a choice. See, we here at the NSPA headquarters conducted a survey last year of 357 heterosexual women and asked them whether they would rather have sex with Antonin Scalia or Portia de Rossi.
(AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)
Every single one of the 357 heterosexual women we surveyed said they would rather have sex with Portia de Rossi. So, just as we have said all along, that proves beyond any doubt that homosexuality is a conscious choice made by heterosexuals who have a lot of issues, if you know what we mean. Thank you, Patriot Scalia. You will be missed but not forgotten.
2/12/2016
Good Guy With A Gun victimized by a sneaky prosecutor’s chicanery! We will get to the bottom of this!
Zachary Grant from our Abbot NSPA chapter was hoodwinked in Somerset County Superior Court today into pleading guilty to manslaughter in the shooting death of his father last year. See, this all started back in May 2015 when Patriot Grant’s 61-year old father was found shot to death in the front yard of his home. By what we think was most likely a tragic coincidence, Patriot Grant was found nearby with what “the authorities” claimed to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to his face.
So in their rush to judgment (so they could wrap up the case quickly so they wouldn’t have to exert themselves with any real investigatory work) “the authorities” started asking Patriot Grant leading questions which implied he had something to do with his father’s shooting. Look, he clearly told them he had been drinking and failed to take his medication that day so he didn’t remember shooting his father and that he didn’t even remember going to his father’s house in the first place. That sure doesn’t sound like an admission of guilt to us.
Well, here’s where the sickening trickery of our “legal” system kicked in to destroy Patriot Grant’s life. Patriot Grant didn’t actually plead guilty to the manslaughter charge. See, he actually entered an Alford plea, which is a guilty plea without an admission of guilt. Now we’d like to know who in the Hell out there other than some slick shyster has ever heard of an Alford plea? Our guess is that the prosecutor tricked Patriot Grant by striking up a conversation with him and his attorney about Lake Alford, a famous Maine camping grounds not too far away from Abbot. So once he got Patriot Grant’s guard down he probably asked him whether he thought Alford was a nice place. Patriot Grant probably said it was. Then the prosecutor probably asked him whether he would accept an all expenses paid long vacation by agreeing to go to Alford. Patriot Grant probably couldn’t believe his good fortune and said he would accept this.
Before he knew what hit him, Patriot Grant was being carted off to prison. Due to the sinister nature of the crafty, conniving and scheming legal trick which was played here against Patriot Grant, we have a hunch the prosecutor’s name was probably Rothstein or Weinberg or something like that. We can assure you we are going to do some research on the prosecutor and get an appeal filed right away.
Man pleads guilty to shooting his father to death in Parkman
http://www.pressherald.com/2016/02/12/man-pleads-guilty-to-shooting-his-father-to-death-in-parkman/
2/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun stands his ground…from the safety of the cab of a large pickup truck…against an unarmed…57-year-old man…who just happened to be his father-in-law.
Cameron Post from our Meridian NSPA chapter was sentenced last week to three to ten years in prison for involuntary manslaughter and two to five years for using a deadly weapon in commission of a felony just because he had been forced to defend himself from his 57-year-old father-in-law who was technically unarmed if you count guns but was certainly armed if you count passive-aggressive comments of disapproval of Patriot Post’s ability to provide for his daughter or about Patriot Post’s suitability to be his daughter’s husband.
See, it all started last year in February when Patriot Post was using one of his father-in-law’s pickup trucks. Well, the domineering, micro managing father-in-law must have been pestering Patriot Post all day long about his access to the truck and must have been throwing all kinds of emasculating insults at him. Then things got heated later in the day when Patriot Post’s father-in-law strutted over to the parked pickup truck Patriot Post was borrowing and started arguing with him about his use of the truck.
Patriot Post acknowledged to “the authorities” that his father-in-law was not armed with a gun. However, he told them he felt threatened when his father in law reached into the truck cab through the open driver’s side window. Also, when it comes to in-laws you really have to establish clear boundary lines or those in-laws will walk all over you and interfere with your life. So Patriot Post had no choice but to stand his ground by shooting his father-in-law in the face, thereby killing him and terminating the threat.
However, the Meridian “authorities” realized they had a brave Patriot on their hands who would stand up to them when they come to confiscate our guns so they stood their ground and rigged the trial to have him thrown in prison. That’s their definition of self defense and exactly why we must always be on the lookout!
Meridian man, 24, gets up to 15 years for killing his father-in-law
http://www.idahostatesman.com/news/local/crime/article58567158.html#storylink=cpy
2/10/2016
The Detroit Free Press tries to destroy a Good Guy With A Gun for a dog shooting which was the paper’s fault in the first place!
David Hursley from our Battle Creek NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday and charged with animal cruelty after he allegedly beat a dog with an aluminum baseball bat and shot it in the head with a pellet gun as the Detroit Free Press gleefully reported. To make matters worse, he had to suffer the indignity of being hauled into the Calhoun County District Court today to be arraigned on a felony charge of killing or torturing an animal and the misdemeanor charge of cruelty to animals. Then the real doozy is that Patriot Hursley was also charged as a habitual offender just because he has 8 previous felony and 20 misdemeanor convictions on his record. That means he is facing 15 years in prison on this charge alone. When you put all the charges together, Patriot Hursley faces up to nearly 20 years in prison.
See, this all started on Tuesday when Patriot Hursley and another man were sitting on a couch and petting Patriot Hursley’s dog. Well, the damn dog bit the other man on the hand. Since Patriot Hursley is a considerate host and wanted to stop his dog from acting aggressively toward his guest, he got an aluminum baseball bat and beat the dog with it multiple times. Then to make extra sure the dog wouldn’t continue to bother his guest he got his pellet gun and shot the dirty dog numerous times.
Look, Patriot Hursley didn’t kill the dog. The dog was still alive, and surely a little wiser, when the Battle Creek police arrived. They claimed the dog was bleeding heavily and struggling to breathe. Since it was the middle of the night, one of the rogue officers shot the dog because he claimed he wanted to put the dog out of its misery rather than wait until the morning to bring the dog to a veterinarian. Right off the bat we were suspicious of this account because we have seen police officers time and again write lie filled police reports, typically with the well understood purpose of building a rigged case used to destroy the life of a White Patriot.
The infuriating irony is that the Detroit Free Press, which has been reporting this story feverishly, is ultimately responsible for all of this, and nobody is reporting it. See, the Detroit Free Press used to print a hefty daily paper, but nowadays it’s a tiny, thin paper consisting of a few skimpy pages in a rapidly dwindling number of sections . The paper is now so weak and beleaguered that it is impossible to roll the paper up and use it to smack a dog on its snout in order to instill discipline in the dog. So if the Detroit Free Press had done its job properly and printed a viable newspaper, Patriot Hursley never would have needed to beat and shoot the dog. He could have simply rolled up the Tuesday morning paper and given the dog a good smack on the snout with it. So as you can see, the Detroit Free Press is the real villain here.
Police say dog was hit 5-10 times with bat
2/9/2016
Look, it’s just like this Good Guy With A Gun explained to his attorney. He didn’t intend to shoot and kill his wife. It was an accident.
Ricky Green from our Greene Twp. NSPA chapter has his future in the hands of the Trumbull County judicial system (heaven help him!) after getting arrested for the shooting death of his wife in their home. His attorney has already told the media Patriot Green told him he loved his wife and never intended to shoot her. The shooting had simply been an accident. Yet for some reason the prosecutor is determined to plow ahead with a trial, which only cruelly forces Patriot Green to relive this horrible accident all over again in the courtroom.
Now, get this, the prosecution rests its case entirely upon the fact that Patriot Green called a 911 operator after the shooting and calmly announced he had shot his wife while she was sitting in a chair because he had discovered she was being unfaithful to him. He then told the operator he had been trying to get a divorce but added that she “won’t (expletive) leave.” Come on, these were clearly comments made while he was in shock after his gun accidentally discharged. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have told his attorney it had been an accident.
However, how often have we seen prosecutors ignore and suppress evidence which would obviously vindicate a White defendant? (Hint, more times than we can count!) Luckily Trumbull County is only a half hour drive from our Akron based NSPA National Headquarters so we are planning to occupy the Trumbull County Courthouse until Patriot Green gets justice.
Trumbull deputies: Greene Twp. man calls, says he killed wife
http://wkbn.com/2016/01/18/trumbull-deputies-gustavus-twp-man-calls-says-he-killed-wife/
Attorney for Greene Twp. man says shooting of wife was accident
http://wkbn.com/2016/01/20/greene-twp-man-who-told-911-dispatcher-he-shot-wife-to-appear-in-court/
2/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for being a job creator, albeit in a roundabout way. Once again Dictator Obama wages his war on job creators! Also, we here at the NSPA kindly ask the PETA crowd to pipe down because the damn dog didn’t die. Move on with your lives (or what passes for lives in your cases).
Anthony M. Jackson from our Enid NSPA chapter was hauled in front of a Special District Judge this morning for a preliminary hearing related to the 10 felony charges of drive-by shooting and a single felony count of cruelty to animals he faced related to a November shooting spree, for the lack of a better term. Patriot Jackson knew the fix was in so he waived his right to the preliminary hearing because there was no point in participating in the miscarriage of justice which was bound to ensue.
All this nonsense started back on the evening of November 18, 2015 when Patriot Jackson needed to blow off a little harmless steam after he had been let go from his job at an auto glass repair shop. He drove around Enid and used a .22-caliber handgun to shoot out the windshields of approximately 33 cars. See, here’s what he was thinking. Patriot Jackson wanted to generate an overwhelming amount of business for the auto glass repair shop which had let him go. See, once all of the cars started coming in, the owner would realize he was in over head with the volume of work, and he would be sorry he ever fired Patriot Jackson.
Look, the insurance companies would cover the cost of all the windshield replacements. That’s precisely why people have insurance so it’s not like the car owners would be on the line for the all the repair costs. Besides, the owner of the auto glass repair shop probably had to hire a couple of workers to keep up with all of the work so when you get down to it Patriot Jackson was acting as a job creator. Between these extra jobs and all of the insurance money flooding into the repair shop, Patriot Jackson’s gun spree had a big positive effect on the Enid economy.
Now, sure enough, the PETA hysteria mob had to pile on and cry out for Patriot Jackson’s blood all because he inadvertently shot and injured a dog during his shooting spree. We don’t see what the big deal is because the dog didn’t die. Yeah, the dog needs to get a leg amputated as a result of the shooting, but it’s not going to cost the owner anything because those PETA kooks have started a Go Fund Me page to pay for the surgery. Besides, we’re sure the dog will be featured in one of the stories the lame local news shows always like to do about three legged dogs or cats who get around thanks to some wheeled contraption a group of engineering students have created for the animal. Look, that sounds like a win win to us.
The most ridiculous part of the story is that Patriot Jackson lost his job because his boss had become uncomfortable with the stash of guns Patriot Jackson was keeping in his work van. All he had was an AR-15 rifle, a pistol, ammunition and a bullet proof vest. Hell, that’s our definition of a road safety kit. However, get this, the company has a policy against having guns at work. It sounds like to us Dictator Obama has secretly begun to implement state control of the auto glass repair industry as the first step in his plan to confiscate all of our guns. We’ve been warning you for years about this day coming. Are you finally ready to listen?
Man charged in drive-by shootings waives right to hearing
2/7/2016
Good Guy With A Gun treated like he is Hannibal Lecter. All he did was shoot the woman who ruined his life. It’s not like he ate her or anything so this is outright overkill!
Christopher O’Kroley from our Stoughton NSPA chapter was charged Friday with first-degree intentional homicide for allegedly shooting and killing a former female coworker on Tuesday in the parking lot of the grocery store where that had both worked.
See, this all started two weeks ago when the grocery store’s manager suspended Patriot O’Kroley after the female coworker claimed he was harassing her. According to coworkers, the relationship between O’Kroley and the female coworker had soured after O’Kroley informed her he ‘wanted more’ out of their workplace relationship. Isn’t that so typical of a woman? They trick us into revealing the contents of our heart of hearts and then cruelly smite our hopes and send us off to deal with the sickly sting of that sinking feeling of resignation and disappointment. It’s as if Miss Havisham has trained a generation of heartless temptresses to raise our hopes only to destroy them for their trite amusement.
So Patriot O’Kroley went to a gun store and purchased a gun on Monday. He initially planned on shooting her that day but decided to wait a day because he realized he needed a little target practice. Then he returned to the grocery store on Tuesday and allegedly shot her in the abdomen and head. As Patriot O’Kroley explained to “the authorities”, it had been easy to kill her because she had ruined his life.
Sure enough, all the gun hating rabble rousers are making much of the fact that the Republicans who run Wisconsin thankfully abolished the 48-hour waiting period for purchasing a gun last year and are trying to claim this shooting may have been avoided if Patriot O’Kroley hadn’t been able to walk out of the store Monday with the gun. These losers have been so conditioned to make these spurious arguments reflexively any time a gun discharges a bullet. If you ask us, it is more likely this shooting would have been avoided if women knew how to show a little more appreciation and respect to proud, small penised White men.
‘It was easy’: Man, 26, who shot dead his 24-year-old co-worker the day after he was fired told police she ruined his life – as he appears in shackled in court wearing anti-suicide smock
2/6/2016
Good Guy With A Gun gets life in prison for having an accident with his gun! Excuse me, but when did our decrepit criminal “justice” system sink so low to criminalize accidents?
Ryan Randy Robinson from our Murray NSPA chapter was dragooned in the 3rd District Court Wednesday at his sentencing hearing for his November conviction on charges of first-degree felony murder, third-degree aggravated assault and third degree possession of a firearm by a restricted person. See, “the authorities” claimed Patriot Robinson intentionally shot and killed his girlfriend after subjecting her to a brutal assault. Sure enough, the gullible jury fell for all of the lies.
Now, true to Patriot form, Patriot Robinson spoke truth to power at the sentencing hearing and told the dimwit judge the shooting had simply been an accident and he was the victim of an incompetent police investigation. Well, the judge couldn’t admit the whole trial had been fixed so he ignored Patriot Robinson’s explanation and sentenced him to life in prison.
See, if the jugheaded jury and judge had listened to the truth, they would have understood this was all just a tragic accident which occurred while Patriot Robinson was handling a gun that had been given to him the day before on his birthday. Look, the gun just slipped or something. Can you really send a White man to prison for life because of an accidental gun discharge?
The prosecutor made much of the fact that neighbors had called the police to come to Patriot Robinson’s home after seeing him dragging his girlfriend by the hair down the street while punching and kicking her two hours before the shooting. Sure enough, though, both Patriot Robinson and his girlfriend denied to police the fight had been physical so the police couldn’t arrest him. Right on cue, the prosecutor claimed the girlfriend’s refusal to tell the police Patriot Robinson had attacked her fit the pattern of battered woman’s syndrome, which we all know is a left wing fabrication just as preposterous as global warming. Sadly the truth died in Utah on Wednesday, and the “government” got to lock up a Patriot for life.
Utah man sentenced for murdering girlfriend, but still calls it an accident
http://www.sltrib.com/home/3464111-155/utah-man-sentenced-to-prison-for
2/5/2016
They’ve got to be kidding us! Does this Good Guy With A Gun really look like somebody who has “anger issues” as “the authorities” claim he does?
Paul Neff from our Apopka NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday on a charge of first-degree murder for the November 5th shooting death of his male roommate. Patriot Neff repeatedly told “the authorities” the shooting was done in self defense, but they were determined to take him down so they plowed ahead with a surely predetermined “investigation” and made their move yesterday to ruin his life.
Shockingly, “the authorities” are libeling Patriot Neff by claiming he has anger issues, which they say contributed to the shooting. Worse yet, get this, they are trying to destroy his reputation by planting the obviously bogus tale that Patriot Neff and his male roommate were a gay couple who had gotten into a lovers’ spat which escalated into a shooting. Baloney! We here in the NSPA are CHRISTIAN men. In other words, we are REAL men who follow the teachings of the GOOD BOOK, and there sure as Hell aren’t any good and decent men in the BIBLE gropulating another man’s penis.
Here’s what we think really happened. See, Patriot Neff’s roommate probably was a sodomite but had kept it secret from Patriot Neff all the years they lived together. See, utilities sure have gotten expensive over the past few years, primarily because of all of Dictator Obama’s regulations which are crippling coal and electric companies, so Patriot Neff needed a roommate to help split the costs of these runaway utility bills. It’s not like when his roommate moved in that Patriot Neff would have thought to say, “Oh, by the way, are you gay?”
Then we’re guessing Patriot Neff’s roommate announced totally out of the blue on November 5th that he was gay and had feelings for him. Then we’re guessing he tried to drug Patriot Neff’s drink and sexually violate him like Bill Cosby did to all of those women. So Patriot Neff had no choice but to stand his ground to protect himself from his unarmed roommate. That sounds like legitimate self defense to us here in the NSPA headquarters. However, “the authorities” have a way of perverting justice to suit their own needs so Patriot Neff’s claim of self defense doesn’t stand any chance in the Orange County Courthouse.
Apopka man charged with murder in roommate shooting
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/apopka-man-charged-with-murder-in-roommate-shooting/61447230
2/4/2016
Does this Good Guy With A Gun really look like a scuzzy White man who is prone to erupting into impulsive flashes of violence that would allow him to shoot two of his neighbor’s dogs?
Theodore J. Robinson Jr. from our Humphrey NSPA chapter was inexplicably arraigned in the Ellicottville (Kangaroo) Court today on two counts of aggravated cruelty to animals and evidence tampering for allegedly shooting and killing one of his neighbor’s dogs and shooting and injuring another. Then “the authorities” claimed Patriot Robinson dragged the dead dog into the woods in a failed attempt to hide its corpse.
Come on, look at this guy. We’re sure he was probably in his bedroom listening to his April Wine and Triumph albums on his stereo system while drinking a six pack of Schaefer Beer and smoking some good weed at the time the dogs were killed. We’re thinking that maybe the dogs were shot by Muslim terrorists who have established a training camp in Humphrey and wanted to get in a little target practice before targeting Manhattan for a massive attack.
Sure enough, we’re betting “the authorities” didn’t want to bother investigating the shooting and grabbed Patriot Robinson off the street because they figured they could pin this crime on him because this kind of injustice is always happening to small-penised, gun loving White men in America, and most of the country simply doesn’t care. Not to brag, but once again you can thank the NSPA for being the only media outlet to investigate and report on this rigged system that tries to pass itself off as a judicial system.
Police: Man shot neighbor’s dog and hid the body
http://www.wkbw.com/news/police-blotter/police-man-shot-neighbors-dog-and-hid-the-body
2/3/2016
It’s hard enough for a Good Guy With A Gun to get a fair shake when it comes down to a he said, she said, but you can completely forget about it when it comes down to a he said, she said, it woofed.
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Thomas Floyd Callen Jr. from our Fawn NSPA chapter was arrested early yesterday morning for allegedly shooting his girlfriend’s dog and then turning the gun on her. The “police” have charged Patriot Callen with attempted homicide, aggravated assault, cruelty to animals, making terroristic threats, reckless endangerment and simple assault.
See, the problem here is the “police” never gave Patriot Callen’s explanation of the events any real consideration. Just like it always happens, they totally fell for the girlfriend’s version of what happened.
She told the “police” she moved in with Patriot Callen about a month ago. They had their ups and downs (big deal, Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor had plenty of ups and downs themselves), and they separated at the end of last week. Well, they got back together over the weekend and decided to celebrate their reunion by going out drinking Monday night.
When they returned home, she stated she went straight to bed and snuggled up with her father’s dog, which she was watching, while Patriot Callen stayed in the kitchen. When Patriot Callen came into the bedroom, the damn mutt started growling at him, which she said enraged Patriot Callen. She then claimed Patriot Callen shot the mutt in the head and said to her, “I meant it for you.”
She continued to lay it on a little too thick by claiming Patriot Callen pointed the gun at her. She said he pulled the trigger again, but it didn’t fire. Hell, none of this makes any sense, but she probably started pouting and crying so the police bought it.
The “police” didn’t even consider Patriot Callen’s account for a second. He told them he entered the bedroom and saw the mangy mutt on the bed next to his girlfriend. He said he told her earlier that he didn’t allow dogs on the bed and reminded her of it. Well, the dog started growling, and she said, “sic ‘em.” He explained the dog jumped off the bed and knocked him over. Patriot Callen then had no choice but to grab his .380-caliber pistol and shoot the dog in the head. Look, he had to stand his ground against this selfish girl and her dangerous dog. This makes total sense.
Unfortunately, there’s little hope a White, small penised Good Guy With A Gun has a chance of getting a fair trial in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania. Fortunately, the NSPA is monitoring this case, and we will not rest until Patriot Callen receives the justice he deserves.
Fawn man charged with shooting dog, trying to shoot woman
http://triblive.com/news/valleynewsdispatch/9904306-74/callen-woman-report
2/2/2016
A horse is a false hope for victory; Nor does it deliver anyone by its great strength.
Psalm 33:17
Robert Webster Jr. from our Durhamville NSPA chapter was arrested and charged today with second-degree criminal mischief, aggravated animal cruelty and reckless endangerment for allegedly shooting and killing a show horse on an Oneida County farm in December as reported by syracuse.com.
According to the “police reports”, a man was seen December 29 driving a gray Dodge Avenger on the road that runs by the farm. The witnesses claimed the driver crossed into the opposite lane and disrupted traffic. The driver then pulled to the side of the road and took out a long gun. From his car the driver shot once at the horse, named Jak, and struck him in the neck, killing him instantly.
Well, sure enough, there were plenty of tattletales ready to turn in Patriot Webster Jr. to “the authorities” as the shooter for no good reason other than their desire to see a good man taken down. I guess it makes them feel better about their own miserable little lives by seeing Patriot Webster Jr. get in trouble.
The bozos in the Oneida County Sheriff’s Department are still trying to determine a motive for the shooting. Well, if they read their Bible and interpreted Psalm 33:17 like good Christians would, they would understand a horse is a vain thing for safety and is not to be depended upon. So who cares if Patriot Webster Jr. put Jak down? It is a well known fact that horses can spread ringworm, leptospirosis and anthrax to humans so he really performed a community service if you think about it, but good luck finding anybody other than the members of the NSPA to thank him for his service.
Man charged with shooting, killing Oneida County family’s horse
2/1/2016
Hey, he gave them fair warning when he told the bouncer, “I’m going to grab my banger.” Hell, I grab my banger every night when I go to bed so what’s the big deal here?
John Tramaine Knox from our Casper NSPA chapter was charged this past Thursday with attempted second-degree murder after initially being charged on January 19 with aggravated assault and possession of a deadly weapon with unlawful intent all because of a little dustup that occurred January 16 at Racks Gentlemen’s Club, which is a classy establishment where he unfortunately had to deal with some of riff-raff who somehow snuck in.
See, it all started when Patriot Knox went to the club to celebrate his birthday and got involved in a brief fight. Then some insecure smart ass commented to Knox, “Everyone thinks they are MMA.” Well, Patriot Knox is a real man so he challenged the punk to a fight. Then one of the punk’s friends poked his nose into the situation by stepping in between the two of them.
Well, Patriot Knox took a swing at him and missed because he was just getting warmed up, but then this big dumb palooka of a bouncer kicked Patriot Knox out of the club. On his way out, Patriot Knox duly warned another bouncer, “I’m going to grab my banger.”
So Patriot Knox went to his SUV and got his handgun because he had to stand his ground for his manhood. When he racked the slide of the gun and approached the club, the nervous Nellie bouncer locked the doors to the club and called the police. So the police who must not have had anything better to do showed up and arrested Patriot Knox because apparently being a real man who knows how to use a gun is now a crime in Dictator Obama’s America. Enough is enough! It is time now for all of us to grab our bangers in unison in order to take our country back!
Man faces attempted murder charge for strip club gun threats
1/31/2016
Don’t worry. The investigation is ongoing so we are sure we will find out soon what she did to cause all of this to happen.
Robert Hefner from our Tulsa NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and hauled off to Tulsa County Jail after officers were called to his house to investigate a reported shooting. The details are still sketchy, but according to police accounts the trouble started when Patriot Hefner got into an argument with his female roommate while they were driving with her dog in the car. Well, Patriot Hefner allegedly threw her dog out of the car, which caused it to get run over by another car.
Then when they got home, Patriot Hefner allegedly shot her in the back of her neck and in one of her legs. He then stabbed her in the side. Before all of the haters get carried away, we would like to point out she didn’t die or anything. Yeah, she sustained life threatening injuries, but that’s why we have tax payer funded service providers like the Tulsa Fire Department and Emergency Medical Services Authority, who patched her up and got her to the hospital before she died.
These firemen and emergency medical service providers are such a drain on tax dollars that it’s nice to know they are actually working every once in a while, like on this case, rather than spending all of their time at the fire station working on their chili recipes for some God damn fire department chili cook off. If there’s one thing I’m sick of, other than those Arby’s commercials with the deep voiced narrator which I kind of liked at first but now can’t stand, it’s lightweight local tv hosts talking to firemen about their upcoming chili cook offs during some lame segment on the station’s morning “news” show.
Okay, back to Patriot Hefner’s plight. We are pleased to report the Tulsa Police are still investigating the case. This assures us that within the next couple of days they will be able to report what type of devious womanly incantations Patriot Hefner’s female roommate conjured up and cast upon him to cause him to do what he did. We agree with the NRA that more focus needs to be placed on mental health issues rather than access to guns in these types of situations because there sure are a lot of crazy ass broads out there causing all kinds of problems.
Man throws roommate’s dog out of car window, shoots and stabs dog owner
http://ktul.com/news/local/man-throws-roommates-dog-out-of-car-window-shoots-and-stabs-dog-owner
1/30/2016
Now, hold on, let’s not jump to conclusions. Sure, “the authorities” found him in front of the apartment covered in blood splatter. Sure, his girlfriend, their infant daughter, the girlfriend’s teenage daughter from another relationship and the family dog were found murdered inside. However, as we always need to remind the gun haters (who know nothing about U.S. civics), he is innocent until proven guilty.
Patrick Carlopoli from our Fort Meyers NSPA chapter is incarcerated tonight after being arrested at what the Lee County Sheriff’s Office hyperbolically called a “gruesome” crime scene at Patriot Carlopoli’s apartment. Before even conducting a thorough investigation the dimwit deputies went ahead and arrested and charged Patriot Carlopoli with second-degree murder, two counts of conspiracy to commit second-degree murder, two counts of aggravated child abuse and one count of felony animal cruelty simply because they found his girlfriend and her teenage daughter from another relationship shot to death in the bedroom. Then in another room they found both Patriot Carlopoli’s infant daughter and the family dog stabbed to death.
See, what we think really happened here is that Patriot Carlopoli probably got covered in blood when he tried to defend everybody in the apartment from a dangerous intruder, probably Mexican or Muslim.
Yeah, the arrest report states Patriot Carlopoli told “the authorities” he shot his wife. However, the woman who was shot was his girlfriend, not his wife. See, we think he was probably still in shock and was trying to say he shot the Mexican or Muslim who attacked the woman who was going to one day be his wife. That just makes a lot more sense.
The thing that has us worried most, though, is the fact that his infant daughter and the family dog were stabbed to death. That means there is a knife wielding Mexican or Muslim maniac prowling the streets of Fort Meyers. With Patriot Carlopoli locked up in the Lee County Jail, there is one less Good Guy With A Gun available to bring this vicious killer to justice!
Florida man arrested after girlfriend, two daughters, family dog found dead at ‘gruesome’ crime scene
1/29/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for trying to keep his family safe from an intruder, who just happened to be his wife. Hey, accidents like this happen all the time. Just ask Oscar Pistorius.
Noah Gaston from our Windham NSPA chapter was charged earlier this week for shooting and killing his wife in their home in the predawn hours of January 14 as reported by the Portland Press Herald. We here at the NSPA immediately smelled a rat when the gun hating thugs in the Windham police department (public union employees, need we say more?) started leaking to the media that Patriot Gaston was providing “inconsistent statements” about the events leading up to his wife’s shooting death.
We’ve conducted our own investigation by reading the newspaper accounts of the case, and we see nothing inconsistent. Patriot Gaston provided the perfectly plausible explanation that he had thought his wife was an intruder when he began shooting. With three children and a wife in the house, Patriot Gaston had the responsibility to keep them safe with his gun so of course he had to shoot anybody he suspected of being an intruder.
See, he explained he was out of his bed and in another room when he heard some suspicious noises on the first floor of the house. So as soon as he heard those noises he grabbed his 12-gauge shotgun and ran to the staircase and immediately started firing at this intruder. Now he was as surprised as anybody when he discovered the intruder was actually his wife. As he explained to the police, his wife must have gotten up “super early” that morning, and he simply hadn’t heard her leave their bedroom and walk downstairs. That sounds perfectly understandable to us, and the exact same thing happened to our South African friend Oscar Pistorius.
Good luck, though, to any small-penised, gun loving White guy who tries to explain himself to “the authorities.” Rather than accept what Patriot Gaston told them, they were bound and determined to manipulate their “investigation” to take him down so they started getting all hung up on semantics. They made a big deal out of the fact that Patriot Gaston first told them his wife was standing in the middle of the staircase at the time of the shooting but later told them she was at the bottom of the staircase. Yeah, like that makes any difference.
Then he claimed he and his wife hadn’t been arguing any time recently. So to stir up trouble, “the authorities” started interrogaating two of Patriot Gaston’s children who we’re sure they tricked into saying that they had heard their parents arguing in their “scared voices” before the shooting, whatever that means.
So right on cue Family Services got involved and took the three children out of the house because there is nothing the government loves to do more than destroy the family unit in their effort to force gay marriage upon us. See, this case has all of the hallmarks of Dictator Obama’s agenda all over it. Lock up Patriots, take away their gun and destroy the family unit. That’s what we call a Dictator Obama hat trick!
Police question Windham man’s account of shooting wife in their home
http://www.pressherald.com/2016/01/25/affidavit-windham-man-says-he-shot-wife-thinking-she-was-intruder/
1/28/2016
Here we go again. Yet another vicious police dog was sent into a White community to instill fear, but a Good Guy With A Gun was there to save the day! Sure enough, though, he now has Hell to pay for being a hero!
Michael Paul Koch from our Grand Saline NSPA chapter was arrested the other day for interference with a police service by killing, evading arrest, drug possession and illegal possession of a firearm. See, it all started when Patriot Koch was driving along 1-20 West, minding his own business, when this Deputy Constable bozo pulled him over for a traffic stop because he probably had to meet his speeding ticket quota for the day.
Well, first off, all White Patriots in Texas have a long history of being persecuted by “authorities” pulling them over for contrived reasons so Patriot Koch had every right to be concerned for his safety. So he took off running from this car on the side of the highway and headed into the woods.
Then the tin horn Deputy Constable treated Patriot Koch like a hunted animal by sending his K-9, Ogar, into the woods to maul him. Here we have another example of a militarized “police” force being sent into a White community to use shock troop tactics to degrade and terrorize White citizens.
Well, we’re guessing Patriot Koch decided it was time to stand his ground against this type of insensitive “police” overreach so he pulled out his gun and allegedly shot and killed Ogar, a Belgian Malinois. On a side note, why the Hell are our “police” hiring Belgian dogs instead of American dogs? Donald Trump is so right that we need to make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
Sure enough, the PETA crowd and a whole bunch of Facebook shut-ins, who are so lacking in interpersonal skills that they spend all of their time “advocating” for animals rather than humans by trolling with pro-dog posts, got the public all riled up against Patriot Koch. Then the relentless “police” tracked Patriot Koch down in Dallas and arrested him because they wanted to get him off the streets before he could raise a mass protest against what the “police” are getting away with in our White communities. #whenwillitend
Man suspected of shooting and killing beloved police dog captured in Dallas as hundreds gather to mourn Ogar’s death
1/27/2016
Good Guy With A Gun stays chill and refuses to let ridiculous gun “laws” bring him down!
Matthew Morris from our Portland, Maine NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning and charged with reckless conduct with a dangerous weapon. In other words, “the authorities” arrested him simply for being a gun owner.
See, Patriot Morris’ uptight (probably liberal) neighbor called the police like a Nervous Nellie Tuesday morning because a bullet penetrated his living room wall where an adult was sleeping and damaged a few items in the room. The salient point, though, is that the bullet hurt absolutely nobody. Hello, no harm, no foul. Duh!
However, the gun hating Portland Police Department insisted on conducting an “investigation” and determined the bullet came from Patriot Morris’ adjoining condominium. They allege that Patriot Morris was recklessly handling his gun late Monday night or early Tuesday morning when it discharged the bullet into his neighbor’s living room.
Since nobody was injured, we just don’t see the point in arresting him. After all, what if a murderous Mexican immigrant had broken into the neighbor’s condominium and was then struck by the bullet from Patriot Morris’ gun? Or what if a radical Muslim terrorist had broken into the neighbor’s condominium to cut his head off and was then struck by the bullet from Patriot Morris’ gun?
Well, in both cases Patriot Morris would have been feted as the Good Guy With A Gun who saved the day. That’s precisely what the Portland Police are afraid of because they don’t want the public to know all we really need to keep ourselves safe is a well armed militia of Patriots who know how to handle a gun. So “the authorities” followed Dictator Obama’s prime directive and arrested Patriot Morris to confiscate his gun and throw him in jail!
Thankfully Patriot Morris is made of stronger stuff and isn’t going to let Dictator Obama’s ruse get him down because he knows this is only a temporary setback. So Patriot Morris is going to laugh it all off because the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. We can’t exactly remember who first said that, but we’re pretty sure it was John Ehrlichman, a Real American.
Portland man arrested for firing gun into neighbors home
1/26/2016
Look, the gun didn’t actually kill one of the two dogs. A shovel ended up killing the dog after it got shot. So why isn’t anybody calling for a ban on garden shovels now??!!!!
Kyle Anthony Santos from our Palm Springs NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday for allegedly killing two Chihuahuas that belonged to his girlfriend’s father a week earlier. Sure enough, the liberal, lamestream media has been trying to paint Patriot Santos as the bad guy. However, a fair and balanced account of the facts presents a completely different picture.
Patriot Santos was living with his girlfriend at her father’s house, but they could never relax in their own home, or technically her father’s home (if you want to nitpick), because her father had these two 8-year old yappy Chihuahuas that were always getting on their nerves. It got really bad one night when Patriot Santos told his girlfriend he was becoming annoyed with the dogs’ “growling, barking and biting.”
As Patriot Santos’ girlfriend told “the authorities”, the damn dogs frequently nipped at their heels and barked at them. Well, it’s not as if they could have been expected to move into their own place to get away from the dogs because why should they have to disrupt their lives just because these two dogs couldn’t behave themselves?
So Patriot Santos took the necessary action to bring peace and tranquility to the household by allegedly dumping the two dogs in a hole he dug in the back yard. He then allegedly shot the two dogs in their heads. One of the dogs died, but the other survived the bullet to his head. Well, Patirot Santos then showed he is really a dog lover at heart. When he saw the bloodied Chihuahua try to crawl out of the hole, Patriot Santos humanely ended the dog’s suffering by beating it over the head with a shovel until it died. He then buried the dogs in the hole. His girlfriend did a lousy job of lying to her father about what happened with the dogs (you can’t count on women to keep their cool in high pressure situations like this), and she eventually confessed what happened, which caused her father to call “the authorities”, who were all too happy to take down this Good Guy With A Gun and confiscate his gun.
Right on cue, the PETA crowd joined forces with the anti-gun crowd to vilify Patriot Santos. However, isn’t it curious that nobody is saying peep about the role the shovel played in all of this? After all, didn’t Patriot Santos use the shovel to dig the hole and bury the dogs? Furthermore, didn’t Patriot Santos use a shovel to kill one of the dogs? However, the garden shovel lobby has such a stranglehold on the legislative and legal systems in this country that garden shovel manufacturers will never face any trace of accountability for what happened! #holdthemaccountable
PBSO: Palm Springs man shot Chihuahuas, finished one off with shovel
1/25/2016
Good Guy With A Gun stands his ground against vicious police dog and lives to fight another day!
Mark L’Heureux from our Omaha NSPA chapter fought the good fight and valiantly held the Omaha Police Department, the OPD Bomb Squad and SWAT team, the Douglas County Sheriff’s Department and Nebraska State Patrol at bay for 26 hours until he was forced to surrender early Saturday night, probably because “the authorities” had cut power to his house during the standoff, which meant Patriot L’Heureux wouldn’t be able to watch ‘Stossel’ on Fox News at 8:00 that night. We’re thinking Patriot L’Heureux surrendered hoping to get booked, processed and bailed out by 8:00 so he could go to a friend’s house to watch ‘Stossel’. Sure enough, though, “the authorities” lied to him and had no intention of letting him leave the Douglas County Jail by 8:00. Far from it.
See, “the authorities” intended all along to lock Patriot L’Heureaux in a mental health facility, just like the Soviet leaders used to do to free speaking dissidents. The whole standoff started when “the authorities” first sent a couple of officers to deliver a Board of Mental Health warrant to force him to enter a mental health facility.
Well, Patriot L’Heureux wasn’t about to let that happen so he got his guns and initiated the standoff. So that’s when the Omaha Police Department called out that cavalry to surround his house. After they failed with the surveillance robot they sent into the house, “the authorities” sent a ferocious K-9 attack dog into the house. Luckily Patriot L’Heureux was able to stand his ground, and he shot the dog dead. That’s when “the authorities” cut the power and played mind games with him about missing ‘Stossel.’
The one good thing to come out of this is that Patriot L’Heureux is alive to fight another day. Once he gets these bogus charges dismissed we will take him to purchase a new cache of firearms. See, “the authorities” confiscated three fully automatic handguns, one semi-automatic handgun, two rifles, a shotgun and two revolvers from Patriot L’Heureux’s home. Thankfully we won’t be burdened with any pointless and petty mental health background checks when we bring him to the gun store thanks to the selfless advocacy work done by our friends in the NRA.
Standoff suspect booked, nine guns found in home
http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Standoff-in-Omaha-neighborhood-366277191.html
1/24/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for simply trying to make sure his girlfriend didn’t come to any harm!
Cody Wade from our Higdon NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning by the liberal, gun hating goons in the DeKalb County Sheriff’s Office for exercising his 2nd Amendment rights in order to protect his girlfriend, who could have been harmed after getting into a car with two other men. How many times have you heard horrible stories about women who get in cars and then suffer horribly at the hands of the emotionally unstable men behind the wheel? Too many times!
See, it all started when Patriot Wade and his girlfriend got into some sort of an argument which we’re guessing she started because you know how manipulative women can be at times and how they try to push buttons by running their mouths constantly to initiate completely pointless arguments. Well, she stirred up all of this commotion and then stormed out of their house and walked to a neighbor’s house to call for a ride. To show you how irrational she was, she then began walking toward the neighboring state of Georgia to get away from Patriot Wade. Despite all of the aggravation she had caused him, good Patriot Wade began following her on foot along the road to make sure she stayed safe.
That’s when the two guys who she had called for a ride pulled up in a car and picked her up. Well, Patriot Wade wanted to make sure they didn’t hurt her because who knows what could happen to a woman in a car with two men so he tried to get in the car with them. The guy driving accelerated before Patriot Wade could get all the way in the car. Luckily Patriot Wade was able to push himself away from the moving car before getting dragged to death.
So Patriot Wade then did the only thing he could have in this situation. He got his gun out and shot at the car as it drove away. Some of the bullets ended the life of the reckless man behind the wheel and some of the bullets injured the driver’s accomplice. Sure enough, the woman who probably caused all of this to happen didn’t get a scratch on her.
Well, instead of getting a thank you from “the authorities” for probably saving his girlfriend from harm, they arrested Patriot Wade and confiscated his gun. So once again we have a galling story of a crooked Sheriff’s department in Alabama perverting justice in order to persecute an innocent White man who has a small penis and a love for guns.
One dead, one injured following Sunday morning shooting in DeKalb County
http://whnt.com/2016/01/24/one-dead-one-injured-following-sunday-morning-shooting-in-dekalb-county/
1/23/2016
We’ll take a Good Guy With A Gun over an alleged “Good Samaritan” any day!
Marvin Jacob Lee from our Claremont NSPA chapter was arrested last night for allegedly shooting and killing an alleged “Good Samaritan” who allegedly tried to “help” Patriot Lee, whose car had become stuck after spinning off an icy road. Sure enough, this appears to be yet another case of the liberal, lamestream, gun hating media trying to carjack the narrative of a story of a Good Guy With A Gun who was simply defending himself.
Now, as you would guess, the Catawba County Sheriff’s office has just announced Patriot Lee was drunk at the time of the incident in a copyrighted news release that we cannot link to. Well, we have decades of history of “the authorities” planting lies against White men in police custody to help us see through this pathetic ploy.
According to witness accounts, a mob assembled by the side of the road after Patriot Lee lost control of his car and spun out into a ditch. We are sure the spin out was due to icy road conditions and had nothing to do with any alcohol usage. Witnesses claimed the mob observed Patriot Lee acting odd and belligerent. Well, those just happen to be the hateful labels liberals like to put on real Patriots.
Then Patriot Lee heard the alleged “Good Samaritan” at the head of the mob talk about calling the police. The media has tried to make it sound like he wanted to call the police to help Patriot Lee, but those of us in the White Patriot community know all too well that the police are usually called in to our neighborhoods to harass us, not to help us.
So Patriot Lee was justifiably suspicious of this mob’s intentions. Then, when the alleged “Good Samaritan” approached his car, Patriot Lee knew it was time to stand his ground so he took out his gun and started shooting.
Sure enough, the lamestream media is trying to paint the “Good Samaritan” as a well liked, loving father who was always ready to help anybody in need. The media did this just to try to make Patriot Lee look like a villain to help promote their anti-gun agenda. Shame on them for violating their duty to report the truth.
Ask yourself, if an ISIS radical Muslim and a blood lusting Mexican murderer rapist were coming at you, who would you rather have covering your back, a Good Guy With A Gun or a Good Samaritan?
NC dad who was Good Samaritan is fatally shot after stopping to help driver, sheriff says
http://wncn.com/2016/01/23/nc-sheriff-good-samaritan-fatally-shot-after-stopping-to-help-driver/
1/22/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for trying to give Dumb Dog With An Attitude a bath!
Brian Blair from our Zachary NSPA chapter was arrested by the liberal gun haters in the East Baton Rouge Sheriff’s Office for allegedly shooting his dog multiple times when the black lab refused to cooperate while Patriot Blair tried to give it a bath. So now they’ve got him booked on bogus charges of cruelty to an animal and illegal use of a weapon.
See, it all started last night when Patriot Blair and his roommate tried to give the dog a bath, but the savage beast behaved like a petulant brat and struggled to get out of the bath. Patriot Blair probably understood the importance of giving the ungrateful dog a bath because of all the news you hear about Lyme disease nowadays. So when the dog started acting up and refused the bath, we’re guessing Patriot Blair wanted to make sure no ticks spread from the dog’s coat so he did the one sensible thing he could have. He went and got his gun.
Now, Patriot Blair’s wussy roommate and Patriot Blair’s wife begged him not to shoot the dog, which just goes to show how important it is to have a man of the house around to make sure the right thing gets done. So Patriot Blair rightly ignored them and shot the dog multiple times. This is just like (SPOILER ALERT !!!) the ending of ‘Old Yeller’ when the boy had no choice but to shoot the dog.
However, the East Baton Rouge Sheriff’s Office saw an opportunity to lock up a Good Guy With A Gun and confiscate that gun so they claimed he was intoxicated and claimed this heroic act constituted cruelty to an animal. Once again, though, the only cruelty in a case like this is cruelty to the Constitution!
EBRSO: Man arrested after shooting dog for not behaving during bath
http://www.wbrz.com/news/ebrso-man-arrested-after-shooting-dog-for-not-behaving-during-bath
1/21/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for simply trying to relax with his gun and some bacon in his neighbor’s backyard!
Evan Carter from our Madison Heights NSPA chapter was hauled into General District Court on Tuesday so a lame ass grand jury could do the bidding of an obviously bogus Amherst County prosecutor and vote to charge him with felony wearing a mask in public, misdemeanor trespassing, public intoxication and carrying a gun while intoxicated.
However, the truth is “the authorities” cooked up these charges against him for speaking out this past summer at Amherst Board of Supervisors meetings against a no-shoot zone which would have covered his property, where he frequently liked to unwind by shooting off some his assault rifles and automatic firearms. Patriot Carter stood up to these gun hating goons and presented a petition to overturn this no-shoot zone. Sure enough, the fix was in, though, and the no-shoot zone was approved September 15. Worse yet, the Amherst Board of Supervisors surely determined they had to take down Patriot Carter because there is no bigger trouble maker than a truth teller.
So back in October they made their move. One night Patriot Carter had consumed a few alcoholic beverages and went for a walk from his back yard to his neighbor’s backyard. He happened to have his 9 mm handgun and a bag of bacon on him when he decided to take a quick nap next to the outdoor pen holding his neighbor’s dogs.
Well, the dogs started barking, which prompted the busybody neighbor to come outside to see what was going on. There he found Patriot Carter wearing a camouflage mask face down on the ground. When he roused Patriot Carter for an explanation, he claimed he smelled a heavy presence of alcohol on his breath. Patriot Carter told him to chill because he was simply relaxing and maintained nothing was wrong.
Well, the scaredy cat neighbor saw the gun and ran back in his house to call the Sheriff’s department. So the deputies showed up with what we are sure were explicit orders to take down Patriot Carter at all costs. So they concocted a cockamamie claim that there was a suspicious oily substance on the bacon, clearly to imply Patriot Carter was going to try to poison his neighbor’s dogs. They probably did this to rile up the PETA nutjobs against him.
So they arrested him and confiscated his gun and then waited for the Amherst County puppet masters to pull their strings and arrange for Tuesday’s grand jury takedown. First they came for our guns, then they came for our bacon. Hmmm, what could they have against bacon? Well, if we need to spell it out for you, there will be no bacon in America after Dictator Obama allows an American Muslim caliphate to be established. Let’s just say he’s laying the groundwork here. Don’t say we never warned you!
Charges certified against Amherst County man accused of having gun, suspicious bacon on neighbor’s land
1/20/2016
Look, the National Small Penis Association simply prefers open carry over concealed carry.
William Pharmer from our Stuart NSPA chapter was arrested at his house Saturday night and charged with aggravated assault after he got into a little bit of an argument with a friend. Hey, who doesn’t have a frenemy or two? These kinds of things happen between people. Well, in this case, Patriot Pharmer allegedly pointed a handgun at his friend and pulled the trigger. The bullet sailed over the friend and went through the ceiling so it’s not like the friend got hurt or anything.
Sure enough, the overreactive Martin County Sheriff’s Department swarmed Patriot Pharmer’s home and provoked a standoff because we’re guessing they were hoping to score some brownie points with Dictator Obama to get some federal grants by confiscating Patriot Pharmer’s gun. Well, they tricked Patriot Pharmer into surrendering to them. When he walked out of the house, he was buck naked. Right on cue, the snarky liberal media pounced all over this story and ridiculed Patriot Pharmer for greeting the deputies in his birthday suit.
We here at the NSPA don’t see what the big deal is because we will not be bullied by bigoted social biases and be body shamed for having small penises. #opencarry
Naked gunman surrenders after standoff in Florida
1/19/2016
Did Track Palin get crucified by the lamestream media for exercising his 2nd Amendment rights? You betcha!!!!
Track Palin from our Wasilla NSPA chapter was arrested last night at his parents’ house and charged with interfering with the report of a domestic violence incident, possession of a firearm while intoxicated and assault on his girlfriend. However, let’s be clear, the real “crime” he committed in the eyes of the liberal lamestream media who have pounced on this story is being Sarah Palin’s son.
First they claimed Patriot Palin and his girlfriend argued most of the day and into the evening about her recent contact with an ex-boyfriend. Then they claimed Patriot Palin “struck her on the left side of her head near her eye with a closed fist,” sending her into the ground where she curled up into a fetal position, according to court documents (and we all know how biased court documents can be against real Patriots).
Then they claimed Patriot Palin kicked her in the right knee and threw her phone outside. She ran out of the house to get the phone. When she returned inside, she found Patriot Palin exercising his 2nd Amendment right to possess an AR-15 assault rifle. Sure enough, the lamestream media tried to make it sound like Patriot Palin was menacing her with the gun by quoting him as saying, “Do you think I’m a pussy?” and “Do you think I won’t do it?” At this point, the trouble making girlfriend, who we think caused all of this to happen by seeing her ex-boyfriend, ran out of the house to call 911 and wait for the police to come “rescue” her.
Then, when “the authorities” showed up, they claimed in their report Patriot Palin was “uncooperative, belligerent and evasive” with the original line of questioning. Excuse us, but that’s exactly how a maverick responds to the establishment “authorities.”
We want to be clear here. Track Palin is no pussy! He is a Good Guy With A Gun who likes to have a few drinks while handling an AR-15. Can he help it if his girlfriend is probably a manipulative temptress who probably set him up to try to make him look like an unhinged, dangerous man who responds to his raging insecurities by beating a woman? Well, that’s how the the liberal, lamestream media will do you!
Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges on Eve of Trump Endorsement
1/18/2016
Happy Robert E. Lee Day!!!
We here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters are celebrating Robert E. Lee Day along with our fellow NSPA Patriots in Mississippi, Arkansas and Alabama, where Robert E. Lee Day is a recognized state holiday.
Robert E. Lee had a very small penis a very large heart, both of which swelled for his love for freedom from government (Yankee) aggression. The Confederate War for Southern Independence provided the National Small Penis Association the template for armed resistance against a tyrannical government. General Lee was a genius, and the only reason the North won was because they had more guns. That’s why we are making sure that will never happen again thanks to the legislative work we are doing with our brothers in the Republican Party and the NRA.
The only drawback to this day of celebration is the fact that we must share it with the observance of Martin Luther King Jr. Day. We agree with the calls of protest to separate these days so General Lee doesn’t have to share the spotlight just to placate the political correctness police.
State rep calls MLK-Robert E. Lee shared holiday ‘offensive’
http://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2016/01/17/mlk-and-robert-e-lee-share-holiday/78864878/
1/17/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for wanting to spend some quality time with his daughter!
Adam Lee Dickinson from our Cedar Springs NSPA chapter was sentenced in the Kent County Circuit Court Thursday to between 2 to 10 years in prison on one count of assault by strangulation and two counts of resisting and obstructing a police officer as reported by WZZM Channel 13. Nominally, Patriot Dickinson had been hauled into court for allegedly strangling the mother of his one-year old daughter and getting into an armed standoff with officers from the Kent County Sheriff’s Office, but this case was really about the radical liberal plot to destroy the family unit and to confiscate our guns.
See, it all started when “the authorities” claimed Patriot Dickinson choked the mother of his infant daughter and forced her out of their home. This led to a prolonged standoff with “the authorities”. Now, first off, we don’t totally buy the story he strangled his girlfriend because you know how women can totally blow things out of proportion. Regardless, even while engaged in an armed standoff with the Sheriff’s deputies, Patriot Dickinson cared enough about his parental responsibilities to hold onto his 1-year old daughter in one hand while holding his shotgun in the other hand.
The way we see it, Patriot Dickinson should be viewed as a model father determined to spend quality time with his daughter no matter how busy he might be. He certainly isn’t like the father in ‘Cats In The Cradle’ who was always rushing away. No, even under the most difficult of circumstances Patriot Dickinson was there for his daughter. Also, he was teaching her at an early age to be comfortable around firearms.
Well, Patriot Dickinson refused to talk to the hostage negotiators sent to the scene because he wanted a little bit of alone time with his daughter. Then the thugs in the Kent County Sheriff’s Tactical Unit stormed into the house and ripped Patriot Dickinson away from his daughter. Can you imagine how traumatic this must have been for her?
Unfortunately for Patriot Dickinson there is nothing Dictator Obama hates more than guns and intact families so he put the fix in to take down Patriot Dickinson and send him off to prison.
Standoff suspect who held gun & baby girl gets prison
1/16/2016
Gun hating liberal “authorities” try to hold this Good Guy With A Gun responsible for a faulty shotgun that accidentally “went off”!
Wayde Chaulklin from our Black Canyon City NSPA chapter is sitting in the Campe Verde Detention Center today because the gun hating, liberal puppet masters who control the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Department follow the Saul Alinsky rule to never let a crisis go to waste.
See, they’ve charged Patriot Chaulklin with one count of second degree murder in connection with the shooting death of his girlfriend. However, we believe this was clearly an accidental shooting, but “the authorities” are bound and determined to use this crisis to push their anti-gun agenda and to lock up yet another Good Guy With A Gun.
As Patriot Chaulklin explained to the detectives investigating the death, part of the rifle he was carrying hit a corner of a table and accidentally “went off.” Hell, that happens around my house a couple of times a year so I can vouch for him. Well, the shell from this accidental discharge ended up in his girlfriend and caused her life to end accidentally.
Since there was no chance of saving her, Patriot Chaulklin sensibly covered her corpse with a blanket and didn’t bother to call 911 because he probably needed some time to compose his thoughts to figure out the gentlest way to inform her family she had died accidentally. Well, this plan fell apart when Patriot Chaulklin told a neighbor about the accidental shooting a few hours later. Get this, the busybody neighbor didn’t even wait a moment to call 911 to have “the authorities” swarm Patriot Chaulklin’s home.
“The authorities” didn’t even bother to listen to his account of what happened. If they had listened, they wouldn’t have been able to slap him with this bogus murder charge. If you happen to hear a disembodied chuckling sound, that is the ghost of Saul Alinisky laughing from beyond the grave because he is happy to know his agenda to destroy America is still thriving!
Police say Arizona man accidentally shot girlfriend when rifle ‘went off’
1/15/2016
Okay, so he left the coffee maker on, but she overplayed her hand. What else was this Good Guy With A Gun supposed to do?
Larry Lotz from our Barrington NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning and charged with two counts of first-degree murder in the shooting death of his wife. However, once again, there is much more to this story than what the liberal lamestream media wants you to know, and our legal department is researching the Illinois Compiled Statutes to see what the Illinois General Assembly counts as justifiable homicide because we do not think Patriot Lotz was at fault here.
See, it all started this morning shortly after midnight when Patriot Lotz’s wife began nag, nag, nag, nagging him about leaving the coffee maker on in the kitchen. Patriot Lotz would never have been forced to shoot his wife if she had simply told him once that he left the coffee maker on and left it at that, but you know how woman are. They can’t let things go and feel the incessant need to bray their feminine toxicity into a man’s ear to the point that he has no choice but to take extreme action to bring deliverance of the sweet, soothing balm of silence.
After enduring her initial salvo of overbearing utterances of disapproval over his momentary lapse of carelessness in leaving the coffee maker on too long, Patriot Lotz attempted to find respite in the sanctuary of the home office he maintained above the garage. However, the demon huntress of womanly scorn will not let her prey escape so easily so Patriot Lotz’s wife tracked him to his office to continue ruefully remonstrating at him relentlessly about the damn coffee maker. Cornered and desperate, Patriot Lotz defended his sanity by simply getting out his gun and shooting her multiple times until the hideous harangue halted!
Unfortunately, since this case will be handled in Lake County, Illinois, which is the county just north of Cook County, which is the headquarters of Dictator Obama’s Chicago Wrecking Crew, Patriot Lotz will not get a fair trial and will surely get shuttled off to some God forsaken state prison.
Prosecutors: Barrington man shot wife in dispute over coffee maker
http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/7/71/1254854/man-arrested-connection-death-woman-barrington
1/14/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for stopping what we are guessing was maybe his ex-wife’s plot to have him killed by her pit bull!
Frederick Sisson from our South Kingstown NSPA chapter was charged yesterday with malicious killing of an animal and firing in a compact area for shooting and killing his ex-wife’s five-year-old pit bull mix last month. Once again, though, the lamestream media is too lazy to investigate what’s really going on here.
See, Patriot Sisson was watching his ex-wife’s dog last month when it bit him on the hand. According to the police, as reported by WPRI Channel 12, Patriot Sisson retaliated against the dog by shooting it in the head with a 12-gauge shotgun while the dog was trapped under the front porch of the home. The dog, named Kilo, died immediately. Patriot Sisson then buried Kilo in a shallow grave in the backyard.
After a month-long investigation, the incompetent thugs in the South Kingstown “police” department exhumed the dog’s body to have a necropsy performed, which led to Patriot Sisson’s arrest. However, the “police” never bothered to look at what was really going on here.
See, we think it’s possible Patriot Sisson’s ex-wife maybe trained her dog to attack him as part of a plan to kill him and make it look like an accident. It would be kind of like that George C. Scott movie ‘The Day of the Dolphin’ except with a pit bull mix instead of dolphins and with a plot to kill her ex-husband by having her dog trained to bite him to death instead of a having a trained dolphin assassinate the U.S. President by attaching a bomb to the bottom of the presidential yacht.
Unfortunately, that type of an investigation would take some brain power, which the South Kingstown “police” department simply doesn’t have. Now Patriot Sisson must wait until next week to be arraigned on these bogus charges, and the beat goes on!
Cops: SK man shot, killed ex-wife’s dog
http://wpri.com/2016/01/14/sk-man-charged-with-shooting-killing-pit-bull/
1/13/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for simply trying to halt ISIS infiltration at a bachelor party!
Phillip Jay Clark from our Lewis and Clark County NSPA chapter is now somehow facing felony assault with a weapon charges for allegedly hitting and pulling a gun on a man while intoxicated at a bachelor party bonfire thrown at Patriot Clark’s home last month. “The authorities” claim Patriot Clark pointed the gun at the man’s chest three times with his finger on the trigger. What makes these charges all the more bogus is the fact that Patriot Clark is a deputy with the Lewis and Clark County Sheriff’s Department. Yeah, like a White law enforcement officer (and an NSPA member, no less) is going to act irresponsibly with a gun. As if!
According to court documents quoting a Montana Division of Criminal Investigation agent, the alleged victim, who was a friend of one of Patriot Clark’s neighbors, stated Patriot Clark was “super intoxicated” and acted aggressively toward him soon after he arrived. After shaking hands up on his arrival, the “victim” claimed Patriot Clark pulled out his gun and pointed it him while laughing.
The “victim” said Patriot Clark punched him in the ribs and asked him to name the capital of Thailand. Before the “victim” could respond, Patriot Clark said, “Bangkok,” and hit him in the groin. See, this can’t be considered assault because Patriot Clark, as a member of the National Small Penis Association, forgot that a strike to the groin is a painful experience for most men. He obviously meant no harm.
Another important thing to consider is that the “victim” is half-Asian and has long hair and facial hair. As a law enforcement officer trained to assess threats to national security, Patriot Clark is well positioned to profile people who could be up to no good. Patriot Clark knew he had to secure the party and prevent a possible terrorist attack so he called the “victim” out as “an ISIS” and brandished his gun at him, causing him to run away from the party. In other words, Patriot Clark kept us safe. Better safe than sorry.
Well, sure enough, the political correctness police called in the Montana Division of Criminal Investigation to build up a phony case against Patriot Clark and slap him with these ridiculous assault with a weapon charges. So far Patriot Clark’s supervisor is staying mum on whether he is on restricted duty while these charges are pending. It will be a sinful tragedy if a Good Guy With A Gun like Patriot Clark is stripped of his responsibility for using his gun to keep us safe from terrorists just to mollify the gun hating liberals who are determined to demonize White men with guns at every chance they have.
Deputy Accused of Assault, Brandishing a Gun and Calling Man “an ISIS” at Party
https://www.copblock.org/151588/phillip-jay-clark/
1/12/2016
NSPA member threatened with a scalding cup of coffee!
Robert Lara from our Las Cruces NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday basically for doing nothing more than protecting himself from sustaining disfiguring burns all over his body. See, it all started when Patriot Lara left his home Monday morning to confront his brother-in-law about a voicemail the man allegedly left on Patriot Lara’s phone according to a Dona Ana County Sheriff’s Office news release, as reported by the Las Cruces Sun-News.
When he arrived to his brother-in-law’s home, he was confronted instead by his father-in-law. Patriot Lara had no idea he had walked into a death trap until his father-in-law held a cup of hot coffee above Patriot Lara’s head in what he referred to as a threatening manner.
Faced with this peril, Patriot Lara reportedly told investigators he had no choice but to draw his handgun and point it at his father-in-law to let him know he better set down that dangerous cup of coffee. Patriot Lara then reportedly took the next logical step by hurrying over to the Third Judicial District Court to file a restraining order against his obviously unstable and impulsive father-in-law. Well, unfortunately the gun hating goons from the Sheriff’s Office hunted Patriot Lara down at the courthouse and confiscated the loaded handgun he had used to defend himself. To make matters worse, the goons then confiscated a second gun. (They just can’t stop themselves.)
So get this, even though Patriot Lara’s father-in-law started all of this by brandishing a dangerous cup of coffee, Patriot Lara is the one who got in trouble and is now facing two counts of aggravated assault against a household member with a deadly weapon. This is just further proof that the no good, latte drinking, Starbucks liberals are getting away with bloody murder and destroying America while real Patriots are being locked up for exercising their Second Amendment rights!
Man alleged to have pointed gun at father-in-law
1/11/2016
Good Guy With A Gun’s selfish, rude neighbor causes a shooting, and it’s the Good Guy With A Gun who gets the blame!
James Junior Tipton from our Greeneville NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with attempted first-degree murder, DUI multiple offender, reckless endangerment, driving on a revoked or suspended license and having no proof of vehicle insurance. If you read that in the Greeneville local rag that pretends to be a newspaper, you would think he was some sort of an unstable slimeball. However, thankfully you have the sense to come to the NSPA to get the fair and balanced account of what really happened.
See, it all started Thursday afternoon when Patriot Tipton approached a neighbor who was repairing a truck. Patriot Tipton asked this neighbor if he would help him get his truck started. Well, this rude neighbor admitted to “the authorities” that he told Patriot Tipton to fix his own truck.
Obviously this inconsiderate neighbor has never read one of my favorite Bible verses, Philippians 2:4 – Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others.
Well, Patriot Tipton’s Christian heart must have been singed with contempt by his neighbor’s callous, anti-Biblical response so according to the Greene County Sheriff’s Department report Patriot Tipton allegedly “pulled a small revolver from his waistband, pointed it at his face and attempted to fire twice before firing a third time, striking (the victim).”
Look, Patriot Tipton only ended up shooting his neighbor in a calf muscle so it’s not like the guy’s life was ever in danger. Besides, the neighbor learned a valuable Biblical lesson about being considerate of the interests of others from this incident, and he will be a better person for it.
So Patriot Tipton got into his car to drive away because he knew his neighbor was going to call 911 and give a one sided account of what had just happened. Then he got into a minor accident which was probably the fault of the other driver who was most likely distracted by being on one of those “free” Obama cell phones paid for by hardworking taxpayers. However, “the authorities” were bound and determined to pile on as many charges as possible so they made up a story about him driving while intoxicated and under the influence of illegal drugs. Furthermore, they accused him in their report of engaging in “aggressive driving/road rage” and “reckless/negligent driving” which led to a, get this, “head on” collision (so that’s what they’re calling a little fender bender now?). We would almost respect “the authorities” if they came clean and admitted the only driving infraction he committed was driving while White.
We can only keep dreaming, though, because our Government will never stop lying to us and have an honest discussion about this nation’s unequal treatment of small-penised, Christian White men who own guns.
Attempted Murder Charged After Shooting
1/10/2016
On November 24 they arrested him for “domestic assault” against his girlfriend. On December 3 they arrested him for violating a no contact order. On December 23 they arrested him for “animal torture” for allegedly killing his girlfriend’s dog. On January 8 they arrested him for threatening terrorism. At this rate, we’re guessing on January 13 they will be arresting him for kidnapping the Lindbergh baby.
Trey Sudbrock from our Indianola NSPA chapter has really been put through the wringer over the past month and a half by “the authorities” who seem determined to keep throwing charges against the wall at him until something sticks. The list of charges against him reads like a checklist written by a cabal of hateful liberals who think all White men who love guns are monsters.
Domestic assault. Check. Torturing and killing a dog. Check. Threatening terrorism. Check. See, this threatening terrorism charge is the biggest joke of them all because all he tried to do was purchase a gun, which is a Constitutional right the last time we checked. Yeah, they found some stooge to claim Patriot Sudbrock said he wanted to buy a gun from him so he could “kill a lot of people”, but isn’t that the whole point in purchasing a gun? You buy a gun so you can kill Mexican murders and rapists who are trying to break into your home or radical Islamist extremists who are coming to establish a caliphate in America or government agents coming to confiscate our guns. So where’s the crime?
Well, there is no crime. No, this is just hateful liberals engaging in dog whistle politics to rile up their gun hating base even if they have to ruin the life of a Good Guy With A Gun to do it.
Indianola man tries to buy gun from friend to ‘kill a lot of people’
1/9/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for murder because his girlfriend didn’t know how to behave around a gun!
Jay Patrick Bowman from our Savannah NSPA chapter was arraigned earlier this week in Andrew County Court and charged with first degree murder, second degree murder (make up your mind, prosecutor!), armed criminal action, first degree domestic assault, unlawful use of a weapon and misdemeanors for possession of marijuana and unlawful use of drug paraphernalia.
All this nonsense started just after midnight on New Year’s Day when Patriot Bowman allegedly shot and killed his girlfriend at the Amazonia Ball Park on State Route T. Andrew County Deputies and Missouri State Highway Patrol officers who arrived on the scene found Patriot Bowman’s girlfriend dead with a gunshot wound to her head. What burns us up is that Patriot Bowman provided a perfectly understandable explanation for what happened, but these incompetent officers went ahead and arrested him anyways.
See, Patriot Bowman explained he had been trapped in the car his hysterical girlfriend was driving (women drivers are dangerous enough to begin with, but forget about it when you add in uncontrolled emotions) as they got into a verbal argument. She stopped the vehicle (probably because Patriot Bowman told her to), and they continued to argue after they got out of the car.
Patriot Bowman has certainly taken gun safety classes because he made a point of holding his .22-caliber handgun in his right hand as he got out of the car because, as he told “the authorities”, he wanted to keep his girlfriend from hurting herself with it. That’s textbook gun safety for all of you wussies who have never owned a gun.
Well, the verbal argument escalated into a physical confrontation because you know how women get when they go completely berserk. Patriot Bowman explained he tried to push her away, surely to keep her safe from the gun he was holding. However, she kept on coming at him and struck his hand which caused the gun to accidentally discharge a bullet into her head. As a result of her ignorance of how to behave around a loaded gun, she lost her life. The point here is that she would still be alive if she had ever taken a gun safety course. Sadly, Patriot Bowman has fallen victim to the gun hating “law enforcement” cabal that is determined to lock up as many gun wielding Patriots as they can.
SAVANNAH MAN ACCUSED IN GIRLFRIEND’S DEATH MAKES FIRST COURT APPEARANCE
1/8/2016
Good Guy With A Gun most likely stopped some sort of Nazi uprising in eastern Maryland, but he gets convicted for shooting and killing a dog! Heil Obama!
Tyler Willis from our Trappe NSPA chapter was found guilty of animal cruelty today in the Circuit Court of Talbot County for shooting and killing one of his neighbor’s dogs back in April. Sure enough, the liberal gun haters and the PETA nutjobs hailed this as a victory, and the lamestream media was all too ready to cover up the truth behind this case because they don’t want anybody to know what a true hero Patriot Willis probably is.
See, back in April two dogs belonging to one of Patriot Willis’ neighbors got loose and ran onto Patriot Willis’ property. Now get this. The dogs’ names were Benz and Diesel. Who would name his dogs Benz and Diesel? We here at the NSPA headquarters think only some sort of German nationalist with a dream of raising a new Reich like in that movie ‘The Boys From Brazil’ would give his dogs those names.
Isn’t it bad enough that we have to fight Islamic extremist terrorists? Now imagine what it would be like if we also had to fight Nazi hordes led by a clone Fuhrer and his army of vicious German Shepherds at the same time.
Well, when Patriot Willis saw the two Nazi dogs running on his property, he did the only sensible thing he could have. He grabbed his shotgun and shot at them. He killed Benz, but that sneaky Diesel managed to scurry away like a coward without getting hit.
However, “the authorities” who arrived on the scene didn’t investigate Patriot Willis’ neighbor for his suspicious activities. Instead, they turned their attention on Patriot Willis and brought criminal charges against him that led to today’s kangaroo court decision. So instead of being hailed a hero (as he should have been), Patriot Willis now has convictions of cruelty to animals and reckless endangerment of firing a gun on his record. Sadly, America never learns the lessons history has to offer.
Trappe man guilty of shooting dog
http://www.stardem.com/news/crime/article_5b61719e-ba0f-54d6-b943-3b2a36630eb7.html
1/7/2016
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for shooting and killing yearling calves basically because of gay marriage!
Ronald Livermore from our Prineville NSPA chapter has been arrested for allegedly shooting and killing multiple yearling calves on farms near his home over the past couple of months. This isn’t the first time Patriot Livermore has been harassed by “the authorities.” See, way back in 2008 he was charged with shooting and killing twelve deer with a silencer on his gun. The crooked prosecutor who wanted to take him down in this bogus case also charged him with having sex with the dead deer. Yeah, they may have claimed they had DNA evidence, but this was clearly just a bluff to force him to plead guilty to killing four deer and using a silencer in a plea bargain to drop the sexual assault charges.
Well, the shameless prosecutors are so lazy that they’re trying the exact same stunt all over again. See, they’ve charged Patriot Livermore with 20 counts of unlawful possession of a silencer, seven counts of felon in possession of a firearm, two counts of first degree aggravated animal abuse and two counts of first degree criminal mischief in regard to the murders of the yearling calves.
The article we’ve linked to quotes a Sergeant from the Crook County Sheriff’s Department who said they were in the process of gathering DNA evidence to possibly add charges that Patriot Livermore had sex with the calves after he killed them. A subsequent copyrighted article from another news source that we can’t redistribute confirmed the Sheriff’s Department has charged Patriot Livermore with sexual assault of one of the calves.
The same copyrighted article also offered Patriot Livermore’s explanation for the shootings. See, he said he is a vegetarian who just happens to like to shoot animals. He explained to “the authorities” that he would drive around with a spotlight. When he would see eyes, he’d shoot and drive on.
We feel it is bogus that he was ever charged with shooting the deer and the calves. Those dumb animals would have either been hit by cars on the highway or turned into hamburgers or flank steaks anyways so why bother? Well, the anti-gun crowd wanted the charges pressed so they can take down another Good Guy With A Gun.
In regard to Patriot Livermore’s alleged tendency to get it on with dead animals, this is exactly what Rick Santorum and the NSPA have been warning for years will happen because of gay marriage. Once you destroy the Biblical definition of marriage and allow homosexuals to marry, it will only be a matter of time until men try to marry animals and have sex with them. Unfortunately, it appears Patriot Livermore fell victim to the plague of gay marriage and was forced to have sex with animals. #toldyouso
Prineville man arrested again for killing wildlife
1/6/2016
Evil liberals frame Good Guy With A Gun and plant his corpse in Hobby Lobby parking lot….or at least that’s our gut feeling on what happened.
Well, sadly we’ve lost another one. Jerry Way from our Chillicothe NSPA chapter was found dead last night in the back of a white Dodge Caravan in a Hobby Lobby parking lot in Richmond, Indiana. If you believe “the authorities”, you believe Patriot Way shot and killed himself in the van after shooting and killing his sister-in-law in Chillicothe earlier in the day. However, we here at the NSPA headquarters see through the vast left wing conspiracy at play.
Now, “the authorities” claim Patriot Way had been having problems with his wife, who claimed she asked him to leave their home a couple of days ago after he stabbed her. First off, we see this as a liberal tall tale told to de-legitimize marriage between one man and one woman. Then they alleged Patriot Way showed back up at the house early yesterday and lured his sister-in-law, who was staying at the home to comfort his wife, outside by flashing the lights in his wife’s Dodge Caravan. So they expect us to believe that Patriot Way shot and killed her after she stepped out of the house, and then they expect us to believe he sped away in his wife’s van.
After an all day manhunt, the van somehow ended up in the Hobby Lobby parking lot in Indiana with Patriot Way’s corpse in the back. So the official line is that Patriot Way shot himself. Yeah, right.
See, we’re pretty sure “the authorities” and their liberal comrades from Dictator Obama’s regime framed Patriot Way and staged all of this for a number of reasons. As we already mentioned, they wanted to discredit opposite sex marriage. Then, obviously, they wanted to make a Good Guy With A Gun look like an unstable criminal. More important, though, they wanted to try to scare customers away from Hobby Lobby because Hobby Lobby had the guts to stand up to Dictator Obama’s arbitrary decree to force them to pay for their female employees’ birth control. The family that owns Hobby Lobby are good Christians so should they really be forced to subsidize the uncontrolled sexual escapades of the women they employ who have insatiable sexual urges? NO!!! So obviously that made them Public Enemy #1 in Dictator Obama’s eyes. Hence, we get the headline printed below.
Chillicothe man kills sister-in-law, later shoots self
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/01/05/0105-woman-fatally-shot-in-chillicothe.html
1/5/2016
Don’t tread on me. Don’t pee on my carpet.
Kobe Hanns from our Conklin NSPA chapter was arrested this weekend basically for standing his ground for his carpet. See, Patriot Hanns shares a home with his sister, and she had a 4-year-old pit bull that couldn’t behave itself. We’re guessing Patriot Hann’s sister is emotionally immature and has impulse control issues that have caused her to be unmarried and without children at her age so she probably compensated for all of this by treating her pit bull like it was the child she never had.
So it’s a good bet she spoiled the dog and never gave it any discipline or structure so it felt it could do whatever it wanted to. We’re pretty sure it was this bad parenting that led the dog to urinate on Patriot Hann’s carpet Saturday. The pampered dog knew Patriot Hanns’ sister wasn’t going to do anything about it. However, this punk pooch didn’t take into account that it peed on a Patriot’s carpet.
Well, if Patriot Hanns hadn’t stood his ground right then and there, that dog would have had free license to pee on the carpet every day. So Patriot Hanns had no choice but to take the dog outside and shoot it in the head with a shotgun simply to make sure it never pees on his carpet again. Since his sister couldn’t take responsibility for her role in all of this, she allowed the police to arrest her brother and charge him with felony aggravated cruelty to animals. What a bunch of hogwash. If anybody should be arrested, it should be the police for cruelty to the Constitution!
Man fatally shoots sister’s dog with shotgun
http://www.wbng.com/news/local/Man-fatally-shoots-sisters-dog-with-shotgun-364122181.html
1/4/2016
Let’s get real! Do they really expect us to believe this NSPA member could be capable of a “road rage” shooting?
Well, it’s a new year, but it’s the same nonsense. George Cupi from our Shelton NSPA chapter got hauled into Criminal Court in Queens to be arraigned for a (get this) 2011 “road rage” incident. If he is so guilty, why did it take so long for them to arrest him?
See, “the authorities” allege Patriot Cupi got into a traffic dispute way back on July 14, 2011 in which a double-parked Cadillac Escalade wouldn’t move to allow Patriot Cupi pass in his van. Eventually the Escalade started moving, but it moved at a deliberately slow speed, as if to piss off Patriot Cupi.
Witnesses said Patriot Cupi waited patiently for the Escalade to drive away. When the two vehicles passed each other a block later, Patriot Cupi and the two brothers in the Escalade got into a loud, profanity filled argument and exchanged threats of physical harm. They said Patriot Cupi then drove away.
The brothers got out of the Escalade and walked toward a park near their home. That’s when the witnesses allege Patriot Cupi came walking along with his gun and shot one of the brothers in the face and the other brother in the chest. The witnesses then claim that Patriot Cupi walked away from the scene laughing. As for the brothers, one died and the other survived.
First off, we don’t believe anybody as serene as Patriot Cupi could be capable shooting two people in cold blood. Second, we don’t believe it should take four and a half years to bring a charge in a case like this. Isn’t it interesting that Patriot Cupi got arraigned only after Mayor de Blasio took office? The two brothers had Hispanic sounding names. Mayor de Blasio used to work for Hillary Clinton. Just maybe Mayor de Blasio wants to sacrifice an innocent Patriot Cupi to deliver a whole bunch of Hispanic votes to Hillary in the 2016 presidential election. We smell a rat!
Shelton fugitive busted in fatal NYC road rage
1/3/2016
Yes, just like the police have asked, please call 911 immediately if you see this man so we can make sure he stays safe.
Investigators in northwest Indiana launched a nationwide search yesterday for Richard Kalecki from our Crown Point NSPA chapter and have asked anybody who sees him to call 911 immediately. We implore all of the members of our NSPA network to be on the lookout for Patriot Kalecki and to call 911 if you spot him because we are worried about his well being.
See, yesterday afternoon Patriot Kalecki allegedly shot and killed his ex-wife at the Edible Arrangements store where she worked in a Schererville strip mall. Now, “the authorities” haven’t released any details about the motive behind the shooting, but his ex-wife did have a foreign, kind of Mexican sounding name. So here’s what we’re thinking. Maybe Patriot Kalecki discovered she comes from a family of Mexican narco-terrorists, and she was planning on smuggling some of her brothers into America to terrorize and kill perfectly innocent people. If that’s the case (and we’re pretty sure it is), we can thank God that there was a Good Guy With A Gun to put a stop to this senseless killing that surely would have occurred.
However, in Dictator Obama’s America, heroism imposes a heavy toll on a real Patriot. See, if our theory is right, some Mexican drug lord has just dispatched three of his sons to America to fulfill a blood vendetta against Patriot Kalecki to avenge their sister. Since we still don’t have a wall on the border, they will have no problem sneaking into America to wreak death and terror. Patriot Kalecki is obviously on the run because he knows they are coming for him. Patriot Kalecki (most likely) stood his ground to keep America safe, now it is up to us to get him safely in police custody so they can hook him up with one of those new identity relocation programs for people being targeted by terrorists and drug cartels.
Ex-Husband Sought in Indiana Strip Mall Murder
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Photo-of-Suspect-in-Indiana-Murder-Released-364051191.html
1/2/2016
Free the Nitro Three!
Well, 2016 is only two days old, and it already appears this year will be filled with just as much hate and intolerance toward NSPA members as 2015 was. James Snyder, Jeffrey Payne and Larry Stevens from our Nitro NSPA chapter were all hunted down last night like animals in an unprecedented governmental raid and violation of their Second Amendment rights.
It all started last night when West Virginia State Troopers obtained information that Patriot Payne was a suspect in a shooting that left two people in the hospital on December 29. Some snitch told them they could find Patriot Payne in a house in Nitro. So they got a search warrant and swarmed the house where they believed he was staying. Then they started pounding on the door. Patriot Stevens answered the door and told them Patriot Payne wasn’t there before he slammed the door on them.
Well, the troopers couldn’t take no for an answer or leave well enough alone so they called up the special operations officers who they brought along with them because they received word that the house was filled with multiple weapons. The last time we checked, there isn’t anything illegal about having a house filled with guns.
The goons from the special operations unit broke down the door, and “the authorities” invaded the house like rodents. After a quick search, they found Patriot Payne hiding. Patriot Stevens being the freedom loving Patriot that he is allegedly got into a fight with one of the officers until he was brutally taken down by a small army of other officers. They then arrested him and slapped him with charges of fleeing from an officer, obstructing an officer, aiding and abetting, and assault and battery.
Then after conducting interviews with another suspect in the shooting, they arrested Patriot Snyder after a traffic stop and charged him with malicious wounding and wonton endangerment. Patriot Payne was charged with wanton endangerment, brandishing a weapon and assault and battery. Some broad got arrested along with them, but you know the jury won’t convict her once she starts crying and batting her eyelashes so we aren’t even going to bother providing any information on her.
How sad is it that the pregnant hope of change that accompanies the arrival of a new year is already aborted like a fetus at a Planned Parenthood clinic by “the authorities” who can’t give up their hatred of gun loving, small penised Christian White men? Well, it’s pretty damn sad!
Four Arrested In Connection With Lincoln County Shooting
1/1/2016
So a man from Louisiana with a gun enters a bar….
Thomas Ransom from our Independence, Louisiana NSPA chapter sadly lost his life recently in what the lamestream media is gleefully referring to as a “double murder-suicide” because they are always anxious to push their liberal, anti-gun agenda. Sure enough, though, the lamestream media didn’t give a fair and balanced account of what actually happened. See, they have completely left out Patriot Ransom’s side of the story.
Now, according to the lamestream media’s account, Patriot Ransom, carrying a concealed handgun, entered the bar where his estranged wife worked. What’s the big deal? Louisiana has concealed carry laws so he wasn’t breaking any laws. Besides, what if a Muslim Socialist Islamic extremist terrorist had come to the bar to kill a lot of people like all those people who got killed at that bar in the Paris terrorist attacks a few weeks ago? There are a lot of French speaking people in Louisiana so there very well could have been a lot of these terrorists planning a copy cat attack there. If they had tried anything funny, Patriot Ransom would have shot them all, and he would have been a hero (as much as it would have pained all of the gun haters in the media to report it)!
Well, unfortunately there weren’t any Muslim Socialist Islamic extremist terrorists in the bar that night, but Patriot Ransom’s estranged wife was. According to witnesses Patriot Ransom took a seat at the bar, and his estranged wife sat down next to him to talk to him briefly. We have no record of what type of inflammatory remarks she made to Patriot Ransom, but the witnesses said she got up and walked away after a brief exchange of remarks.
She must have said something awful because Patriot Ransom followed her away from the bar and shot and killed her. Patriot Ransom then tracked down a man in the bar who police later reported shared an address with Patriot Ransom’s estranged wife. Once Patriot Ransom found him, he shot and killed him. Then, probably realizing he wouldn’t get a fair trial and would be blamed for what happened, Patriot Ransom turned his gun on himself and ended his life, a life that offered so much potential. The other tragedy is that Patriot Ransom will no longer be able to save the bar’s patrons in the future from being shot and killed by deranged terrorists.
Here’s the important part of this story that the lamestream media is keeping suppressed. Over the past couple of years, the NSPA has lost a number of its members in these types of situations involving estranged wives. See, there’s a pattern here. These estranged wives are doing something in common to cause so many of our members to take these actions. Maybe if the “authorities” would actually investigate this angle, maybe we would have a few more NSPA members still alive today!
Louisiana man walks into bar and kills estranged wife, man in murder-suicide: authorities
12/31/2015
Look, his son should have called Maaco….or at least Earl Scheib.
Thomas Barry Woods from our Maryville NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with two counts of aggravated domestic assault, three counts of aggravated assault, two charges of felony reckless endangerment, three counts of reckless endangerment and vandalism basically because his son was too cheap and headstrong to hire a professional to do a paint job on his truck.
See, it all started when Patriot Woods gave a pickup truck to his 18-year-old son and later found out his son was applying a coat of primer to the truck in the driveway of Patriot Woods’ mother’s house. Well, this angered Patriot Woods, who didn’t approve of the work being done to the truck so he hurried over to his mother’s house to put a stop to it. Sure enough, Patriot Woods and his son got into a good, heated argument.
Patriot Woods left the scene but returned soon after in his own truck to block his son’s truck in the driveway. This led his hothead son to lose control and nearly attack him, until he was restrained by his punk brat friends. Like clockwork, Patriot Woods’ gullible mother took her grandson’s side and told her son to leave. Well, Patriot Woods is a grown ass man who wasn’t going to be pushed around by his brat son or bossy mother so he allegedly simply got his semi-automatic pistol out of his truck and shot his son’s truck four times. One bullet struck his mother’s home.
Patriot Woods’ son then went into his grandmother’s house to get her shotgun, but Patriot Woods then hightailed it out of there. The real tragedy here is that a family of gun lovers like this can’t find harmony. It’s probably because of the anti-family agenda this country has been subjected to for the past 7 years of Dictator Obama’s regime.
Well, the “authorities” arrived on the scene and hunted down Patriot Woods like a common criminal. Again, this all could have been easily avoided if Patriot Woods’ son had done the responsible thing and brought his truck to a professional auto body paint shop. #thanksson
BCSO: Man shoots truck, goes to jail
12/30/2015
2015 National Small Penis Association Man Of The Year –
DONALD TRUMP!!!!
While the National Small Penis Association still endorses Jeb! Bush for the 2016 Republican Party presidential nomination to recognize his landmark role in establishing Stand Your Ground legislation in 33 states, we must acknowledge the untiring and inspiring advocacy Donald Trump has performed in 2015 on behalf of insecure White Christian men who have small penises.
His campaign for the Republican presidential nomination has shown how deep-seated insecurities and emotional immaturity can be overcome through cartoonishly boorish swagger, a calculated and pandering ignorance, craven deceit, a sadly laughable narcissism that has lost its once comic effect, a seemingly impossible lack of self-awareness and a voracious viciousness that exposes a spiritual emptiness and lack of capability for having the slightest element of human decency. Oh, yeah, he also fully embraces gun rights.
So with apologies to Jeb! we must celebrate Donald Trump’s personification of the National Small Penis Association’s ethos and present him our Man Of The Year Award for 2015.
12/29/2015
“Justice means minding one’s own business and not meddling with other men’s concerns.”
– Plato
Joshua Sadowski from our Jefferson Parish NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday basically because some busybody married couple stuck their noses in his business while he was simply having a conversation with his woman. So as a result of this elitist couple not knowing how to mind their own business, Patriot Sadowski is now stuck in the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center and facing charges of illegal use of a weapon and aggravated assault. Well, we have a sneaking suspicion that the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Department was simply scrambling to fulfill their arrest a Good Guy With A Gun quota before the end of the year.
See, the facts just don’t justify the arrest. Patriot Sadowski was having a conversation with his woman when this do gooder married couple pulled off the side of the road to see what was going on. We’re willing to bet $1,000 that their car had a Ready For Hillary bumper sticker because they were the types who are always looking for a “victim” to rescue because they don’t believe in letting people take care of themselves. So they viewed the conversation as a dangerously escalating argument and encouraged the woman to get into their car, according to the arrest report.
Well, the woman had enough sense to tell them no, but the husband still had the childish dream of being a hero who saves the day so he started arguing with Patriot Sadowski. That’s when Patriot Sadowski decided to teach the married couple the importance of minding their own business. So he simply got his semi-automatic pistol from his car, racked and chambered a round and fired it at the husband. Look, the bullet didn’t hit anybody, but the busybody couple still felt the need to call the Sheriff’s department because they simply couldn’t let it go. Before he knew it, Patriot Sadowski was sitting in the back of a deputy’s squad car…all because he was having a conversation with his woman. #whenwillitend?
Old Jefferson man shoots at Good Samaritans who tried to help his girlfriend, JPSO says
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2015/12/old_jefferson_man_shoots_at_go.html
12/28/2015
HOORAY!!!! JUSTICE IN CLEVELAND!!!!
Timothy Loehmann (pictured above) from our nearby Cleveland NSPA chapter received the joyous news this afternoon that a Cuyahoga County grand jury decided not to bring criminal charges against him for shooting and killing 12-year old Tamir Rice last year. We here at the NSPA had been terrified about Patriot Loehmann’s fate for the past year because we all know how unlikely it is for a White police officer to be treated fairly in the American court system so we were pleasantly surprised that the grand jury had the courage to make such a brave decision.
In particular we would like to thank Cuyahoga County Prosecutor Timothy J. McGinty for his courageous stewardship of this case. Sure, there are haters out there who claim he manipulated the process and betrayed the responsibilities of his office by clearly siding with the police officers, but they’re just sore losers.
Cleveland Police Union chief Steve Loomis summed it up best when he praised the grand jury for not falling for the rhetoric of certain types (you know what I mean) who had an agenda behind their calls for charges to be brought against Patriot Loehmann. Yeah, we here at the NSPA headquarters from the beginning saw through their self serving agenda of pursuing accountability and justice.
Sure, the haters point out that Patriot Loehmann had a dismal record with the Independence Police Department before the Cleveland Police Department hired him. The Independence Deputy Chief wrote that Patriot Loehmann was “distracted” and “weepy” during firearms qualification training. Furthermore, he wrote, “He could not follow simple directions, could not communicate clear thoughts nor recollections, and his handgun performance was dismal.” Then to really rub it in this Deputy pinhead wrote a letter recommending the department let Patriot Loehmann go in which he dropped this big whopper, “I do not believe time, nor training, will be able to change or correct the deficiencies.”
We call bullshit on this because we know what a bunch of pussies many of those suburban police departments are. The truth is Patriot Loehmann was too much of a real man for them so he had to sign up with the Cleveland Police Department where his true talents could shine. Now we just pray to Jesus Christ that the Cleveland Police Department removes Patriot Loehmann from restricted duty and gets him back on the streets of Cleveland as soon as possible to keep the city safe!
Tamir Rice decision: No indictments of Cleveland police officers
12/27/2015
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically because of those God damn, industry killing EPA regulations!
Cade Austin from our Preston NSPA chapter was not only shot and wounded last week by an armed Utah emergency medical technician, but he was also charged earlier this week with two counts of first degree felony attempted murder (WTF?!?), misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence, interference with arresting police officer, reckless driving and open container in a vehicle on a highway. In the worst case scenario, Patriot Austin could face life in prison. Shit just got real!
See, it all started last Monday night as Patriot Austin was driving along U.S. Highway 91 when he crashed into a large natural gas regulating device that got in his way and began to spew gas, according to the Logan police department news release. Now right off the bat, we’d like to point out the obvious fact that none of this would have ever happened if that damn regulating device hadn’t been in his way. We’re not exactly sure what a natural gas regulating device is, but it sounds damn well like all of those business hating EPA regulations that Dictator Obama’s regime tries to tyrannize us with to destroy all of the job creators.
Well, when the EMT crew arrived and tried to force themselves upon Patriot Austin in his heavily damaged car, they found him to be “not appropriate” and “not cooperative”, as they said in their catty comments to the police who arrived later. They also complained that he produced a firearm and pointed it at them. Maybe Patriot Austin as a grown ass man didn’t want these men putting their hands all over him.
One of the EMTs happened to have a concealed firearms license, so he escalated the situation by pulling out his gun, which led to an exchange of gunfire. Patriot Austin got hit and the two sides settled into a stand off. While all this was going on, natural gas continued spewing from that damn damaged regulator. Then a SWAT team showed up, but they couldn’t shoot at Patriot Austin (thankfully) because there was so much combustible gas in the air that another gunshot could have caused a devastating explosion. To compound the problem, the natural gas crew couldn’t repair the leak because Patriot Austin was still allegedly waving his gun.
Well, Patriot Austin was understandably annoyed that he had to be dealing with all of this bother so he continued to drink from a handy bottle of Crown Royal whiskey to help take the edge off over the course of the next hour until he passed out. So then the cowardly SWAT team took advantage of the unconscious Patriot Austin and swooped him to the hospital so they could patch him up just so the police could arrest him.
This sad case is just another example of how these damn useless EPA regulations can ruin the life of an American Patriot. Worse yet, with Patriot Austin locked up we have one less Good Guy With A Gun on the streets to keep us safe from all of those unstable and erratic types out there.
Man charged with attempted murder after exchanging gunfire with armed EMT
http://www.sltrib.com/home/3335781-155/man-charged-with-attempted-murder-after
12/26/2015
Good Guy With A Gun arrested basically for trying to call the police to report a crime….in a roundabout way!
Mykhael Hicks from our Hamilton County NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week for allegedly shooting at a woman’s car and striking it four times as she drove away. Patriot Hicks is now facing charges of aggravated assault, felony reckless endangerment, vandalism over $1,000 and unlawful carrying of a weapon.
The first surprising thing about this case is there are actually White parents who spelled the name Michael as Mykhael. We pretty much thought only black parents would have done that. The second surprising thing about this case is that the “authorities” would arrest somebody who really wasn’t trying to do anything except to call the police to report a crime.
Now, if you believe the “authorities”, you believe Patriot Hicks stepped in the middle of a residential street to stop a woman who had just dropped off a friend in the neighborhood. Then they allege Patriot Hicks asked the woman if she had seen three men in the area walking or driving away. When she told him she had dropped off a friend at home and hadn’t seen anything, the “authorities” allege Patriot Hicks pulled out a gun and pointed it toward her car. As she drove away in a panic, she told the police she heard Patriot Hicks fire the gun. The police later determined the car had been struck four times.
Well, the “authorities” quickly tracked down Patriot Hicks, who admitted he had fired his gun at the woman’s car. However, after he backed off his first explanation for the shooting, which was that he was afraid she was going to hit him with her car, he then offered a perfectly understandable explanation. See, he said he had arrived home and found three men breaking into his car in the driveway. He warned them he was going to get his gun, which caused them to run away. He then said he was trying to track them down when this woman drove up on him. So he explained he simply started shooting at her car to disable it so he could call the police to catch the guys who were breaking into his car.
That sounds perfectly reasonable to us. See, if only we had more stable, well thought out Good Guys With A Gun like Patriot Hicks and Patriot George Zimmerman patrolling our neighborhoods, we would all be safer. However, the “authorities” saw Patriot Hicks as just another White man with a gun so they deemed him a thug and threw him in jail. Good luck finding justice in this country if you’re a White man, particularly one with a gun.
Hamilton Co. Man Charged with Firing Gun at Car
http://newschannel9.com/news/local/hamilton-co-man-charged-with-firing-gun-at-car
12/25/2015
Good Guy With A Gun loses his life trying to make sure his daughters weren’t harmed by his estranged wife’s new boyfriend! You can thank the liberals who want to destroy the family unit for this tragedy!
Levi Parker from our Pima County NSPA chapter sadly lost his life today (of all days) as a result of a self inflicted gun shot wound because he was determined to do whatever it took to make sure his 5-year and 7-year-old daughters were not harmed by his estranged wife’s new boyfriend.
See, Patriot Parker and wife were in the process of finalizing their divorce, and Patriot Parker was unhappy that his estranged wife had a new boyfriend. As the daughters’ aunt told the local media, Patriot Parker didn’t want his girls with another man. Who knows what kind of horrible things this new boyfriend might have done to them? There are a lot of sick people in this world! (Which happens to be one of the reasons why everybody should have a couple of guns at hand.)
So, to make sure nothing bad happened to them at the hands of mom’s new boyfriend, Patriot Parker shot and killed both of his daughters. He then turned the gun on himself. Sure enough, my email has been bombarded by liberal trolls ranting about Patriot Parker’s act, but I’d like to point out that most of them probably feel *SPOILER ALERT* that the big Indian fella did the right thing when he killed the Jack Nicholson character at the end of ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’ or when Clint Eastwood killed that girl boxer at the end of ‘Million Dollar Baby’.
See, the real culprit here is the liberal agenda to destroy the family unit. As we’ve always said, children are going to be better off in a home with one man married to one woman, with the man calling the shots, naturally, in the house. It’s so sad that Patriot Parker had to become yet another victim of Dictator Obama’s liberal agenda.
Arizona dad who fatally shot two young daughters two days before Christmas has died
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/arizona-dad-shot-killed-daughters-died-article-1.2476773
12/24/2015
NSPA member arrested for losing control of a pistol in his pants!
Seth Allan Millner from our Mora NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday after being identified as the person who lost control of a pistol in his pants December 13 in a Findley Target store, as reported by inforum.com.
According to the police report, surveillance video showed Patriot Millner with a gun in the waistband of his pants as he entered the store, and it slipped down one of the legs of his pants. As he attempted to grab it, the gun went off. Nobody was injured, and Patriot Millner and a woman ran from the store.
Sure enough, it was some Jezebel-like woman who called the “authorities” to identify Patriot Millner after seeing the surveillance video and their pleas for assistance with identifying the accidental shooter. A few days later, the “authorities” picked up Patriot Millner as he was driving a stolen car. He also had illegal drugs and a stolen 9mm handgun according to the complaint.
Once the Findley police had Patriot Millner in their clutches at the Ramsey County Jail, they were able to apply what we are sure were harsh interrogation techniques to get him to break. As inforum.com reported, Patriot Millner told them, “All right, it was me, it was me in the (expletive) Target. I was just walking with it, the stupid (expletive) went off. I didn’t fidget with it. It just went off.” (Heck, if I had a dollar for every time my little handgun just went off without even fidgeting with it, I would have $15,000,000 to my name.)
Then the busybody Findley police started snooping around Patriot Millner’s background and discovered he had a November 2014 conviction in Chisago County for possession of a “machine gun or short-barreled shotgun” and is ineligible (in their twisted minds) to possess a firearm.
The one good thing to come out of this story is that we here at the NSPA headquarters just got the idea to refer to our small penises as short-barreled shotguns. The bad thing to come out of this story is that Patriot Millner is still sitting in the Ramsey County Jail pending felony charges while waiting to be transferred to Anoka County to face the firearms charge there.
So now there is one less Good Guy With A Gun out there to protect us. I bet the next time you’re out shopping and a band of Muslim terrorists start killing people in the store, you sure will wish Patriot Millner could be there to whip his gun out of his pants and save the day.
Minnesota man charged after carrying pistol in pants, accidentally shooting it in Target
12/23/2015
Further proof that Pope Francis and Dictator Obama are in cahoots to destroy America with their Socialist Marxist Communistic agenda!
Kevin Ledet from our Houma NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday after bringing a handgun to a service at St. Anthony of Padua Catholic Church. Patriot Ledet was doing nothing more than worshiping in camouflage clothing and clutching a gun because he is a warrior for Christ. Well, a whole bunch of scaredy-cat families panicked, fled the church and called the police. (We’re sure they were all nut job liberation theology Catholics, not real Catholics.)
Patriot Ledet was on his way out of the church, probably to make sure there were no Muslim terrorists in the area, when the “authorities” swarmed on him and confiscated his gun. After they arrested him, they took him to a hospital to get treatment for a gunshot wound on one of his legs. According to the “authorities”, Patriot Ledet told them he had accidentally shot himself in the leg the day before. We figure he didn’t get medical treatment right away because he probably didn’t have health insurance because he refused to submit to the tyranny of Obamacare and went to church on Sunday to sprinkle a little holy water on the wound.
After they got him stitched up, the “authorities” turned around and charged him with terrorizing, illegal use of a weapon and failure to appear in court. Apparently Patriot Ledet had outstanding warrants on unrelated charges of drunken driving and carrying an open container of alcohol.
Now here’s what has us suspicious. Louisiana law allows church members to carry concealed handguns, but Louisiana’s bishops have barred such details in Roman Catholic churches according to reporting in the New Pittsburgh Courier. We’ve always been suspicious of Catholic politicians because they would likely take their marching orders from Rome. Well, here’s proof positive of the kind of destruction of American human rights that can occur when Pope Francis and Dictator Obama join forces to destroy our country. #toldyouso
Sheriff: Man arrested after showing gun at church service
12/22/2015
White man arrested for shooting beer cans! Has Dictator Obama no shame?!!
David Ralph Gilmore from our Palm Coast NSPA chapter was arrested on his property and had his guns confiscated for doing nothing more than engaging in his harmless hobby of shooting at beer cans. (This is personal because I learned to love guns when my daddy would take me in the back yard to shoot at Schaefer Light beer cans.)
Well, the gun hating liberal goons with the Flagler County Sheriff’s Department saw it differently and arrested him and charged him with (get this) aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. See, they claimed he was shooting his shotgun toward the bleeding heart animal rescue operation next to his property and then pointed his gun at some 16-year old girl who was on the rescue operation’s property.
It all started earlier that night when the busy body rescue operation owner (who probably spends all of her time helping animals because she probably is so weird that she doesn’t have any human friends) called the Sheriff’s department to accuse Patriot Gilmore of shooting toward her and the animals on her property. So these bozos went out and “investigated” the situation and told Patriot Gilmore not to shoot toward the operation’s property anymore and not to point his gun at anybody on her property.
Then not more than 2 hours later, the hysterical rescue operation owner called the deputies back out just to stir up trouble and claimed Patriot Gilmore had been hiding behind a tree on his property and pointing a gun at the 16-year old girl. He denied it and explained he had simply been shooting at beer cans. So the dummy deputies started snooping around the rescue operation’s property and oh so conveniently happened to find a .410 gauge shell. This was their cue to slap handcuffs on him in order to take one more Good Guy With A Gun off the streets. We figure Dictator Obama wants to round up as many of us as possible during his final year in office so we must all be on guard. TRUST NOBODY (except for White Christians!)
Man arrested after neighbor says he pointed gun at child, Tanimals
12/21/2015
Rejoice always,
1 Thessalonians 5:16
Shawn Gantnier from our Belfast NSPA Chapter is keeping his heart full of Christian joy and refusing to allow the gun hating, liberal “authorities” in Maine to break his spirit. See, Patriot Gantnier was arrested over the weekend for allegedly punching his ex-girlfriend and pointing a gun at her.
According to the geniuses with the Belfast Police Department, Patriot Gantnier had been drinking Saturday night and became angry with his ex-girlfriend, with whom he was still living, early Sunday morning. The police then claimed Patriot punched her a couple of times with closed fists. Then they fell for her claim that Patriot Gantnier pointed a gun at her and threatened to kill her before she managed to escape from the house, where her 2-year old son was sleeping, to call the police.
If this really happened, we would like to know where in the Hell is the cell phone video of all this? It seems like every time a White Man is accused of doing something there just happens to be a cell phone video popping up to ruin his life. Isn’t it interesting that there is no cell phone video to back up any of these claims? We wonder what that could mean. Hmmmm. Let me think about that for a moment.
Well, unfortunately the Belfast Police Department wasn’t as curious because they went ahead and charged him with criminal threatening with a dangerous weapon, domestic violence assault, domestic violence terrorizing and endangering the welfare of a child. In other words, he was charged with being a Good Guy With A Gun who knows how to keep his woman in line, which is a serious crime in loony liberal land.
Thankfully, Patriot Gantnier is a totally secure, well adjusted White Man, as evidenced by his booking photo, and is not going to be humbled by the haters and liars who are determined to destroy him. Rejoice!
Belfast man reportedly threatened girlfriend with gun
12/20/2015
White cop’s life ruined by the political correctness police!
Ray Albers from our St. Ann NSPA chapter and a former St. Ann’s police officer has had his life ruined basically for doing nothing more than to try to bring law and order last summer to the streets of Ferguson, Missouri which had been reduced to anarchy by the vicious and unruly protesters who were trying to destroy America all because a White police officer had no choice but to kill a young black guy.
At one point Patriot Albers found himself face to face with a protester who was armed with a cell phone video camera. Patriot Albers had no choice but to defend himself by pointing his AR-15 at the rioter and calmly telling him, “I will fucking kill you.” When the rioting provocateur tried to escalate the situation by asking for his name, Patriot Albers wisely defused the situation by saying, “Go fuck yourself.”
Sure enough, the political correctness police seized on the video and spread it all over the internet, causing Patriot Albers to be forced out of his job shortly after the incident. To make matters worse, Patriot Albers was hauled this past week in front of the Missouri Administrative Hearing Commission because the state’s meddlesome Department of Public Safety (yeah, right) wants to suspend or permanently revoke Patriot Albers’ license to work as a police officer.
Patriot Albers and his attorney made the salient argument that he wasn’t the only officer pointing a semi-automatic weapon and making threatening comments at the protesters so there’s really no reason he should be singled out for punishment. Besides, they also made the point that his life has been ruined by all of this nonsense. After all, if those people knew how to behave, he never would have been forced to point his gun and tell the thug that he was going to fucking kill him.
Now Patriot Albers must wait over the next couple of months for this kangaroo Commission to make its decision, but we’re guessing the fix is in because White Men can’t get justice in Dictator Obama’s America.
Cop Who Threatened To Kill Ferguson Protesters Says His Life Is ‘Ruined’
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ray-albers-ferguson-threats_5671e3aee4b0648fe3021452
12/19/2015
White Man forced to shoot and kill 2 people while driving along 1-40 in Oklahoma to defend himself…. or at least we’re sure he had to defend himself (or maybe foil a terrorist attack) because why else would a White Man shoot and kill 2 people?
Jeremy Doss Hardy from our Pasadena, Texas NSPA chapter was forced to turn himself in to the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation on Thursday because he is suspected of being the White Man who led the “authorities” on a high speed chase through three counties along 1-40 while firing randomly from his pickup truck, hitting at least four vehicles and killing two people. One of the persons was a 45-year old man who was driving with his wife and the other was a 63-year old woman. The OSBI announced Patriot Hardy is the only person they are investigating in the shootings, and they are preparing an affidavit to be submitted to the district attorney.
Here’s the thing that burns us up. So far the focus has been on figuring out who the shooter was, but no consideration has been given to WHY the shootings took place. Suppose it was Patriot Hardy who shot and killed the two people. If it turns out he is the shooter, we would like to point out the obvious fact that he is a White Man, which means he would have obviously had a good reason for shooting and killing the two people.
Sure enough, the lamestream media has been portraying this as a senseless road rage shooting because they have to resort to ‘dog whistle’ language any time there is a story involving a gunman who happens to kill a few people. We’re guessing this Good Guy With A Gun who did the shootings (maybe it was Patriot Hardy) was probably defending himself or foiling some kind of a terrorist plot, kind of like what Jack Bauer sometimes had to do on ‘24′. We’re only hoping that the OSBI actually gets around to investigating what threat the shooter faced so the truth can come out.
2 dead in suspected road rage shootings in Oklahoma
http://news.yahoo.com/2-dead-suspected-road-rage-shootings-oklahoma-131619488.html
12/18/2015
NSPA member arrested basically for just having a few drinks and taking a little target practice at a wood pile in his back yard! Okay, so maybe a few of the bullets ended up in a mosque next door, but you can’t get a bullseye every time.
Ted Hakey Jr. from our Meriden NSPA chapter was basically racially profiled for being a brave White Christian Man and was taken into custody yesterday to be hauled in front of a U.S. magistrate judge this morning. To make matters worse, he will have to be stuck in jail until his detention hearing on Monday. Worse yet, he was charged with damages to religious property, a federal charge that could carry a sentence of up to 20 years and a $250,000 fine.
So what caused all of this fuss? Well, way back on November 13, a few hours after the Paris terrorist attacks, Patriot Hakey returned home after having a few or 10 drinks. Well, he wanted to wind down a little bit before going to bed so he went in his back yard to take a little target practice at a wood pile. So he fired a number of shots from a high-powered rifle, and a few of the bullets missed their mark and just happened to end up in a mosque next door. Hey, it happens. Even Good Guys With A Gun don’t hit their mark every single time. Did Michael Jordan make every basket he ever shot? No. Larry Bird probably came closer to hitting every shot, but even he couldn’t do it every time.
Sure enough, the gun hating “authorities” started snooping around and zeroed in on Patriot Hakey. As he tried to explain to them, he never intended to hit the mosque. However, the “authorities” were determined to get him in trouble so they started scrolling through his Facebook page where they cherry picked his posts over the past couple of years to frame him.
For example, the “authorities” took the following posts completely out of context: “I hate Muslims”, “What might work is to desecrate the Muslim religion. Burn their local mosque to the ground, defile the land with pig blood”, “…the only solution is to wipe Islam off the face of the earth…”, “…they are gonna cross the point of no return, and all the Muslim hang outs will burn”, “The next big attack on our country, and it’s over for them”, “…is Muslim season open yet? I’m in a target rich environment…”
See, the “authorities” can take any offhand comment out of context and twist it around for their own purposes to frame an obviously innocent man. The sick thing is that the “authorities” got what they wanted out of all of this. They seized 24 of Patriot Hakey’s firearms, 1,000 rounds of ammunition and a bullet proof vest. Let’s be real now. That’s what this is all really about.
Dictator Obama’s hands are all over this because he surely wanted to silence Patriot Hakey, who has, according to a search of his cell phone and electronic devices, used expletives in text messages to describe Dictator Obama and called him out for being a Muslim. Truth tellers get taken down in Obama’s America. Sadly, it’s now open season on Christian White Men, particularly those who have small penises and love guns.
Former U.S. Marine charged with hate crime following South Meriden mosque shooting
12/17/2015
For dogs have surrounded me, A band of evildoers has encompassed me, They pierced my hand and my feet.
Psalm 22:16
Robert Schabel from our Laurel County NSPA chapter was shamefully arrested and thrown in jail earlier this week for allegedly luring a dog into a hunting trap in his yard and then shooting and killing it. The gun hating “authorities” swarmed onto Patriot Schabel’s property and maliciously charged him with second-degree animal cruelty and second-degree wanton endangerment.
See, if you believe the lamestream media which quoted his slanderous neighbors, you believe that Patriot Schabel set out rabbits in cages on his back porch to use as bait to lure stray dogs into hunting traps set up in his back yard. These neighbors complained the traps were the type that clamp down on an animal’s leg. Hello! It’s a trap. What do you expect it to do? Maybe they would like a trap that snares an animal by having a spring loaded mechanical hand give it endless belly rubs?
Well, one of the crybaby neighbors claimed he begged Patriot Schabel to let him take the trapped dog to a veterinarian, but Patriot Schabel allegedly ignored him and killed the dog with a gun while it was howling in the trap. That’s when the police descended upon Patriot Schabel’s property to arrest him and confiscate his gun.
What was Patriot Schabel supposed to do? He was surrounded by stray dogs and evildoing neighbors in his backyard. I guess those calling for “justice” in this case feel Patriot Schabel should have let the dogs and neighbors pierce his hands and feet. No, that’s not going to happen whenever there’s a Good Guy With A Gun!
Laurel Co. man accused of shooting, killing dog after trapping it in yard
12/16/2015
“Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.”
M.B. Whitman (1909)
It sure is easy to become dejected if you are a gun loving, small-penised Christian White man in Dictator Obama’s America, and that is why we are so proud of Michael Brent Gay from our Lancaster NSPA chapter because he has been able to maintain a positive attitude in the face of relentless government persecution.
See, Saturday night the deputy thugs in the Lancaster County Sheriff’s Department arrested Patriot Gay and charged him with murder following a shooting earlier that night. The “authorities” allege that Patriot Gay shot and killed a 40-year old male acquaintance. In other words, they needed to come up with something that sounded serious so they would have an excuse to arrest this Good Guy With A Gun and confiscate his gun. Right away we smelled a frame up so we were pleased when we saw Patriot Gay display his million dollar smile in his booking photograph. This picture assured us that his heart is full of Christian righteousness so we just know the truth will set him free.
Take note, fellow NSPA members. Our second most valuable weapon is a positive attitude!
Lancaster man accused of shooting, killing man
12/15/2015
NSPA member arrested basically for being a Billy Ocean fan!
Okay, here we go again. Steven Michael Karr from our Williams Township NSPA chapter was forced to appear in court yesterday and forced to surrender all of his firearms and not to be in possession of any firearms until his case is resolved. In other words they ordered him to stop being a man. In addition to that he was ordered to return to court on February 16 to be formally arraigned to face charges of aggravated assault, recklessly endangering another person, making terroristic threats, driving under the influence and simple assault.
What prompted a judge to take such horrific measures? Well, Patriot Karr has been accused of driving up on a woman and her brother as they were walking along on a sidewalk. He then allegedly tried to persuade the woman to get into his car, according to court records. When she refused and continued walking, her brother confronted Patriot Karr, which led to a verbal exchange. Patriot Karr then allegedly displayed a loaded 9-mm handgun at them. When the police arrived, they forced Patriot Karr to submit to a blood alcohol test, which allegedly registered at .13.
At least that’s what the “authorities” want you to believe. Look, here’s what really happened. We’ve heard from some of the other members in our Williams Township NSPA chapter that Patriot Karr is a big Billy Ocean fan. So we figure he was driving around blasting a cd of Billy Ocean’s ‘Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car’ and singing along with it.
Well, the self absorbed woman must have thought Patriot Karr was calling out to her. It’s like that ‘You probably think this song is about you’ line in ‘You’re So Vain’ by Carly Simon. Then when her brother started talking back to him, Patriot Karr had to pull out his gun in order to stand his ground.
While the woman and her brother don’t have Muslim names, they do have foreign sounding names that let you know something fishy is going on with them. That’s really the problem here. If they were real Americans and knew American culture, they would have known the Billy Ocean song, and there never would have been this misunderstanding that led to Patriot Karr’s arrest.
All that really matters here, though, is that the “authorities” have confiscated all of Patriot Karr’s guns, just like what we’ve been warning will happen to all of you soon enough. #toldyouso
Man must surrender firearms after pointing loaded gun at 2, judge says
12/14/2015
NSPA member arrested for basically trying to prevent unwanted cat pregnancies. I thought liberals were all about stopping unwanted pregnancies so why are they out for his blood?!!!
Arthur Allan Glover from our Johns Island NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday for allegedly shooting and killing his neighbor’s cat with a 12 gauge shotgun. According to the incident report an obviously biased witness, who just happened to be a friend of the cat’s owner, claimed Patriot Glover shot the cat in his back yard and walked back into his house laughing.
When county deputies arrived to investigate, Patriot Glover told them he thought the cat was feral and had been getting other stray cats in the neighborhood pregnant so he shot it. Nevertheless, they arrested him even though he was doing nothing more than trying to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Isn’t that what Planned Parenthood does? However, the very same liberal crowd that loves Planned Parenthood is out to destroy Patriot Glover. That’s liberal logic for you. They’ll turn on you every time like a pack of vicious feral cats!
Right now this Good Guy With A Gun is facing an absurd cruelty to animals charge. Patriot Glover reportedly told the deputies, “If I knew this was going to become a (expletive) storm, I would have shot the cat with a BB gun.” See, that’s how these liberal gun haters operate. They use the threat of accountability to try to scare us from using our guns. Never again!
Report: Man shoots neighbor’s cat, laughs as he walks away
http://kutv.com/news/offbeat/report-man-shoots-neighbors-cat-laughs-as-he-walks-away-12-14-2015
12/13/2015
Look, he had to wait 49 minutes to get his pizza, chicken wings and bread sticks delivered. How else would you have expected him to react?!!!
Frank Veltri from our Pittsburgh NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week basically for standing his ground as a customer who expects prompt service because he ordered a pizza, chicken wings and breadsticks and had to wait 49 minutes for the order to arrive.
Well, when the slow poke husband and wife delivery team finally got around to making the delivery, Patriot Veltri was determined to get his order for free. Again, he had to wait 49 minutes!
According to the criminal complaint filed about this incident, when the little lady delivery person brought the order to the door, Patriot Veltri said, “I talked to corporate. This pizza is free.” He then allegedly grabbed the order out of her hands and walked into his house. However, the lady wouldn’t leave his property because women like nothing better than to escalate a situation so Patriot Veltri was well within his rights when he went back outside and continued to scream at her to leave.
So she called her manager and handed the phone to Patriot Veltri. For some reason the manager didn’t apologize for the delivery taking so long and had the nerve to ask Patriot Veltri to return the order. NSPA members always stand their ground so he refused to give the order back.
Then the hysterical woman ran back to the car and told her husband who was riding along with her what was going on. Well, thinking he was some kind of a tough guy, he got out of the car and told Patriot Veltri to give the order back.
That was it. Patriot Veltri knew he had to go all NSPA on their asses so, according to the criminal complaint, he pointed to a sign that said “owner of this property is armed.” When they still insisted on getting the food back, Patriot Veltri allegedly got a gun out of his car and pointed it at them. So the police showed up, and one thing led to another and Patriot Veltri was charged with robbery, simple assault and theft by unlawful taking.
However, we all know the real reason Patriot Veltri was arrested. He was a White man defending his rights with a gun. That’s a capital crime in Dictator Obama’s America.
Police: Man Pulls Gun, Robs Pizza Delivery Drivers For Taking Too Long
12/12/2015
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for standing his ground against 2 hysterical women!
Grady Voiselle from our Greenwood NSPA chapter got arrested earlier this week basically for protecting himself with his trusty AK-47 from two unhinged, emotional women who had charged into his bedroom to do him harm.
See, here’s what happened. Patriot Voiselle is a happening guy and had it going on with two women. He was engaged and living with this one broad and had been dating this other broad for a little over a year. Well, one thing led to another, and these two women ran into each other one night and got to talking. You know that nothing good can come from two motor mouth, busy body women yakking to each other non-stop. Sure enough, nothing good came from that conversation.
So once they were done getting each other all worked up and overly emotional, they went charging into Patriot Voiselle’s bedroom where he was sound asleep. When he woke up and saw these two furies, what was he supposed to do? Well, he did the only thing he could and stood his ground. According to the police report, Patriot Voiselle allegedly looked for his handgun. When he couldn’t find it, he got his AK-47 out of his closet and allegedly pointed it at them. Let’s just say that nothing quiets down two frenzied, raving women more quickly than an AK-47.
Well, the Greenwood police showed up and sided with the women, who probably started crying and presented themselves as the victims. Sadly, they manipulated the Greenwood police, and Patriot Voiselle found himself sitting in the Greenwood County Detention Center facing a charge of pointing and presenting a firearm. In other words they charged him for being a Man!
Have you ever seen that show Snapped on the Oxygen cable channel? I know Oxygen is a women’s channel, and we here at the NSPA headquarters spend most of our time watching manly tv shows like Duck Dynasty and Ice Road Truckers, but we watch Snapped because it teaches just how dangerous the unhinged and emotional female mind can be. We believe Patriot Voiselle was facing two women who were getting ready to be featured on Snapped. However, since this is Dictator Obama’s America, Patriot Voiselle is the one who is facing jail time. Figures.
Man charged with pointing gun at women
http://gwdtoday.com/main.asp?SectionID=2&SubSectionID=27&ArticleID=35817
12/11/2015
Good Guy With A Gun forced to resign as police chief for protecting his community from a vicious dog!
Andrew Spencer from our Sparta NSPA chapter was shamefully forced to resign as Sparta’s Police Chief today for protecting the good citizens of Sparta from being mauled by a vicious pit bull chow mix. However, the bleeding heart political correctness police, who refuse to call pit bull chow mixes the threat that they are, don’t care about public safety and insist on fighting for the rights of these dirty, killer mutts.
See, here’s what happened. Back in November this pit bull chow mix got out of his owners’ back yard and started roaming the streets of Sparta like some nefarious refugee, obviously with the intention of killing as many Sparta citizens as possible. Police Chief Spencer found the vicious dog just in time before it could kill anybody and put it in a cage. When Patriot Spencer couldn’t find a shelter to take the dangerous dog and got called to respond to a car crash, he did the one sensible thing he could have by shooting and killing Chase.
See, Sparta is a city that has been proactive in addressing the pit bull chow mix threat because it has banned all pit bulls from its city limits. Sure enough, all of the liberal crybabies have decried this policy and whined that Chase was a harmless dog and a beloved member of the family that had adopted him from a dog rescue operation. His family complained that it took a full week before Police Chief Spencer finally admitted to killing Chase and alleged that the Police Department lied about the threat Chase posed to the community and tried to cover up the shooting. To all these hysterics, we can only say thank God we have a leader in Sparta brave enough to ban all pit bulls! It’s just a shame that the liberal hate machine got to take down another Good Guy With A Gun!
Missouri city’s police chief resigns after shooting dog
http://fox2now.com/2015/12/10/missouri-citys-police-chief-resigns-after-shooting-dog/
12/10/2015
NSPA member arrested for doing nothing more than having a slight mishap while engaging in his hobby of reenacting his favorite Popeye comics!
John O’Quinn from our Jacksonville NSPA chapter was arrested this past weekend for allegedly shooting his girlfriend, who is in her late 30s, then barricading himself in his home for hours. If you believe the “authorities”, who we all know hate Good Guys With A Gun, you’ll believe their concocted story that Patriot O’Quinn got into an argument with his girlfriend, who then called her husband to pick her up and bring her home. Then the “authorities” claimed Patriot O’Quinn shot his gun at their car as they drove away from his home and struck his girlfriend in the back, hand and face.
However, another member from our Jacksonville NSPA chapter told us what really happened. See, Patriot O’Quinn enjoys reenacting his favorite Popeye comics at children’s parties and was practicing one of his routines when his gun accidentally went off and shot his girlfriend.
Sure enough, the “authorities” saw their chance to lock up a Good Guy With A Gun so they hijacked the narrative of this accident and charged Patriot O’Quinn with aggravated assault, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and shooting/throwing deadly missiles into dwelling (WTF !?! on that last one). Well, blow me down, we are sending our NSPA legal defense team to Jacksonville to free Patriot O’Quinn. Dictator Obama won’t get away with this one!
78-year-old man makes first appearance after reportedly shooting girlfriend in her 30s
12/9/2015
Good Guy With A Gun arrested for standing up to U.S. government crook!
Mark Alan Smith from our Evansville NSPA chapter was arrested today for standing his ground and defending his home from a U.S. government snoop/crook who had sneaked onto his property under the guise of delivering the mail.
Patriot Smith saw through the disguise so he ran out of his home and allegedly held this masquerading mailman at gunpoint with his .22 rifle. He was sure this U.S. government employee was trying to break into his garage because you’ll have a hard time finding a U.S. government employee who isn’t a thief. Also, we’re sure he was probably sent to Patriot Smith’s home to confiscate his guns.
Well, the only mistake Patriot Smith made was calling the Evansville police to come and cart this crook off to jail. See, the “authorities” in Evansville were obviously in cahoots with the White House, and they had no intention of serving justice. Sure enough, their agenda was to make the victim the criminal so they arrested Patriot Smith for intimidation with a weapon.
We are obviously onto a larger story here because we are sure the U.S. government plans on sending shock troops disguised as mail carriers, who have access to all of our homes, to invade our homes and steal our guns. BEWARE!!!!
Evansville man accused of pointing rifle at mailman
http://www.wave3.com/story/30708728/evansville-man-accused-of-pointing-rifle-at-mailman
12/8/2015
Good Guy With A Gun NSPA member arrested for having a rare and tragic medical condition!
Andrew Frost from our Jupiter NSPA chapter was arrested early Saturday morning on an unjust charge of aggravated assault with a firearm after he allegedly pointed his Glock 19 handgun at his roommate and threatened to shoot him. See, it all started late Friday night when Patriot Frost returned home after having just two beers, as he reported to the police after the incident, and couldn’t find one of his guns.
Patriot Frost understandably became distraught and had no choice but to confront his roommate about the missing gun. Of course the roommate denied he took the gun because how many honest thieves have you met in your lifetime? Zero!
Well, Patriot Frost allegedly used the time tested tactic for getting the truth out of stonewalling crooks (which was perfected by the Chicago Police Department) and began to rough his roommate up a little bit. Then the roommate could no longer mask his true violent nature, and he pushed Patriot Frost back in what we’re sure was a ferocious fit of rage. That’s when Patriot Frost allegedly pulled his Glock 19 from his waistband and threatened to shoot him.
The police are insisting that alcohol played a role in this incident and caused Patriot Frost to use poor judgement in handling the situation. They pointed to the fact that Patriot Frost’s blood alcohol level was .209, which is more than 2 ½ times greater than the legal limit in Florida. Well, if the blood alcohol level did play a role in Patriot Frost’s actions, why aren’t the “authorities” factoring in the obvious medical condition at play here?
See, Patriot Frost, we would like to remind you, told the police he only had 2 beers that night. He obviously has some sort of medical condition that affects his metabolism if 2 beers is putting his blood alcohol level at .209, but the “authorities” certainly don’t care because all they care about is locking up another Good Guy With A Gun. Oh, if Patriot Frost had been a black man with sickle cell anemia, we are sure the “authorities” would have set him free with the excuse that his medical condition affected how his body processes alcohol, thereby relieving him of any responsibility for his actions. However, well armed White guys in Dictator Obama’s America don’t get that kind of special treatment because we’re the only ones who can stop him from establishing a caliphate here!
Jupiter police: Man threatens roommate over ‘missing’ gun
12/7/2015
Hamilton County “authorities” rip NSPA member away from his family and confiscate his gun!
Matthew Gannaway from our Pleasant Ridge NSPA chapter was hauled away from his home in handcuffs Friday night, and his gun was confiscated by the Hamilton County gun hating goon squad. The heartless “authorities” carried out this government sanctioned kidnapping right in front of his wife and four children because their agenda includes destroying a family unit headed by one man and one woman.
The Hamilton County hate squad used a commonly occurring in-home accident as a pretext for this civil rights shakedown. See, Friday night Patriot Gannaway and his wife returned home after having a few drinks, and she started nagging him about God knows what (probably something selfish and petty if you ask us). Well, Patriot Gannaway was holding a semi automatic handgun during the argument because he probably wanted to make sure the little lady didn’t get her hands on it in a fit of anger because you know how dangerous a gun can be in the hands of a woman who is getting all emotional. Unfortunately Patriot Gannaway allegedly had some sort of accident which caused the gun to fire twice, hitting his wife once in the thigh.
Look, it was a completely harmless flesh wound because she didn’t die. She probably had put on a few pounds because you know how a lot of women let themselves go after they snare their man so her thighs were probably really fleshy so she was never really in any danger. However, the Hamilton County “authorities” went ahead and charged Patriot Gannaway with felonious assault and using weapons while intoxicated. So they locked up one more Good Guy With A Gun and got to check off the top item on their daily to do list faxed to them by Dictator Obama’s White House. When will the madness end!?
Police: Pleasant Ridge man shot wife with kids upstairs
12/6/2015
We warned you this was coming! Dictator Obama uses the San Bernardino terrorist attack to begin his nationwide gun confiscation plan!
Playing straight from the Saul Alinsky playbook, Dictator Obama didn’t let the crisis of the San Bernardino terrorist attack go to waste by using it to initiate his plan to confiscate all of our guns. John Piotrowski from our Rochester Hills NSPA chapter was the first victim of his evil master plan. This past Tuesday the Oakland County Sheriff’s Department swarmed into Patriot Piotrowski’s home and confiscated 145 guns from him.
Sure, the San Bernardino shooting took place on Wednesday, but Dictator Obama obviously knew it was coming so we’re sure he figured nobody would protest the confiscation of Patriot Piotrowski’s guns by the time it was reported in the local media on Wednesday because of the panic that would be caused by the shooting.
The Oakland County Sheriff’s deputies used the flimsy pretext that Patriot Piotrowski had allegedly beat his wife and shot her with one of his 145 guns as an excuse to invade his home to arrest him and confiscate his guns. This is exactly how the other side operates. They label our members as deviants who want to harm us so they can scare the gullible public to support rounding us up to throw us in jail. Then once we’re locked up they will take all of our guns! We must fight this divisiveness to keep Good Guys With A Gun free so we can keep America safe!
Rochester Hills man arrested for attempted murder; had 145 guns in home
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/55797781-story
12/5/2015
Our man Jeb! at our favorite school, Liberty University!, where you can actually earn a worthwhile degree: BA in Muslim Ass Kicking! Oh, dear Lord, we miss you, Jerry!
While we here at the NSPA understand most colleges and universities are nothing more than toxic indoctrination camps used to push a homosexual Marxist agenda to feminize and de-Christianize America in order to destroy it, we are proud of our alliance with Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia.
Liberty University was founded by Jerry Falwell, one of our foundational spiritual inspirations for the work we do, and it is the only campus in America where the NSPA has a student organization. Sure, the ineffectual liberal eggheads at institutions of (alleged) higher learning complain about Liberty University for its positions on race relations, women’s rights, religious tolerance, gun rights, global warming, homosexuality (heck, I’ll just stop here because they know how to do nothing but whine and complain so this list would just go on and on), but that’s precisely why Liberty University is the only campus in America that is doing any worthwhile teaching.
Back in May we were so proud when our man Jeb! gave Liberty’s commencement speech and spoke out forcefully in defense of Christian values, which have been under fierce attack ever since Dictator Obama and his Islamic wrecking crew occupied the White House.
Now we are even more proud of Liberty University as the school president Jerry Falwell Jr. gave a beautiful speech today in which he spoke truth to power and said, “I’ve always thought that if more good people had concealed-carry permits, then we could end those Muslims before they walked in.” Amen!
See, that dirty bastard Saladin got off easy back in the 12th century because he never had to face good ol’ Christian semi-automatic firepower, but we’re ready for those Muslims now because we have unfettered access to an unlimited arsenal of semi-automatic weapons thanks to our brothers in arms at the NRA.
Now sure enough the liberal lamestream media had a freakout over Patriot Falwell Jr.’s comments. My liberal jerk neighbor had the disgusting nerve to say Patriot Falwell Jr. is a case of the dingleberry not falling far from the turd. I didn’t even take his bait and just walked away because he’s going to Hell anyways. God bless Jeb! and Liberty University!
Jerry Falwell Jr.: If more good people had concealed guns, ‘we could end those Muslims’
12/4/2015
Horrible mother forces NSPA member to point a loaded shotgun at her 3-year-old son!
Well, it sure is open season on Good Guys With A Gun as Dictator Obama heads into the homestretch of his regime’s master plan to destroy America. Darian Keith Taylor from our Ephrata NSPA chapter was sinfully sentenced yesterday to 5 years of probation for pointing a loaded shotgun at a 3-year-old boy during a domestic disturbance. The non-partial (yeah, right) “authorities” in Lancaster County pressured Patriot Taylor into pleading guilty to endangering a child, reckless endangerment and simple assault so they could put another proud, gun loving, small-penised White Christian man out of commission to make it easier for them to confiscate all of our guns once Dictator Obama delivers the order.
What burns us up is that the Lancaster County district attorney’s office was able to suppress vital evidence that would have exonerated Patriot Taylor. See, the D.A was emotionally manipulative by playing up the scene of the 3-year-old boy looking to Patriot Taylor and begging, “Please don’t shoot me.” However, the D.A. never presented the evidence that explained why Patriot Taylor was pointing the gun at the little crybaby in the first place.
According to the police who responded to the incident, Patriot Taylor explained he pointed the gun at the little crybaby in order to intimidate his mother during an argument they were having. (Anybody who has ever gotten trapped in an argument with a shrill, hysterical, unhinged woman knows what a Herculean task it is to get her to shut up!) Patriot Taylor explained to the little crybaby that his mother was “making” him point the gun. However, the “authorities” never followed up on this key piece of evidence to investigate the mother’s role in all of this because America has become so politically correct it’s perfectly fine nowadays to ignore the Man’s side of the story in any domestic/custody cases! #jesuscried
Man sentenced for pointing gun at 3-year-old as boy said ‘please don’t shoot me’
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2015/12/lancaster_county_man_who_point.html
12/3/2015
Another case of racial profiling as racist “authorities” target White (!) man named White. You know he never had a chance!
Casey Cole White from our Athens NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday for allegedly shooting and wounding his ex-girlfriend, shooting and killing a dog and shooting and wounding a woman in Tennessee. We smell a frame up because we think the “authorities” have some sort of a quota system to take down a set number of gun loving, small-penised White men every week to please Dictator Obama.
See, it all started Tuesday night when the “authorities” claim Patriot White approached his ex-girlfriend with .380-caliber and .40-caliber handguns in her home and then allegedly shot her. As he ran away from her house, the “authorities” claim he shot and killed a dog. Then they spun a tale that he got in his car and drove to Tennessee where they alleged he shot and wounded a woman at a state welcome center on Interstate 65. This allegedly led to a high speed chase by the Limestone County Sheriff’s Department that ended with Patriot White’s arrest.
We feel it’s obvious that Patriot White is innocent, and this is nothing more than a prime example of how corrupt law enforcement departments can railroad an innocent White man with fabricated evidence. They need to do this to reduce the number of Good Guys With A Gun who will be around to battle them when they come to confiscate our guns. However, they won’t get away with this with Patriot White because the NSPA is on the case!
Authorities: Athens man who wounded woman and killed dog arrested after chase
12/2/2015
In regard to today’s mass shooting in San Bernardino, all of the haters out there have been throwing a lot of shade at us here at the NSPA national headquarters in Akron, Ohio all day and all night long. They’ve been asking us where were all of the Good Guys With A Gun who the NRA and we have long been saying are all that is needed to stop these types of incidents. Well, the members of our San Bernardino NSPA chapter were part of a rally in Los Angeles today to protest against letting illegal Syrian immigrant children come into America because we know these children are coming here to establish sleeper cells to be activated one day to harm us.
So if it hadn’t been for these conniving illegal Syrian immigrant children, our San Bernardino members would have been home today and surely would have been able to rush to the scene of the shooting with their guns to save the day. So if you want to point a finger at those responsible for today’s shooting, point your fingers at the picture below:
12/1/2015
Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.
Hebrews 13:4
Dennis Patrick Gibson from our Katy NSPA chapter has been thrown into the Fort Bend County Jail and charged with shooting and injuring his wife and shooting and killing her boyfriend. Do we need to emphasize the fact that she had a boyfriend even though she was married to Patriot Gibson? Hello! What part of ‘till death do us part’ did she not get? Also, has the county prosecutor considered for a second that God will be judging the sexually immoral and adulterous in the Heavenly Court? No, of course not because God has been removed from our schools and courts!
See, this all started on Friday when Patriot Gibson’s wife’s boyfriend stopped by the house to pick her up for a day trip to Louisiana to celebrate his birthday. So what was Patriot Gibson supposed to do? Well, he did the one sensible thing he could have. He got his gun and shot his wife and her boyfriend. She’s now in the hospital while her boyfriend is in the morgue.
The thing that’s so screwed up about this case is that none of this would have happened if Patriot Gibson’s wife and her boyfriend had not succumbed to the depravity of the flesh. They drove Patriot Gibson to this act. As Patriot Gibson said in a jail room interview yesterday, “I’m the victim here because I was pushed into something that I didn’t (expletive) want to do.” He then said, “I’m a good person. And I’m a fine man. I’ve done everything that I know how to do with no support.”
Patriot Gibson is such a fine example of secure, self reliant White Christian Manhood, as you can see in his news interview video included in the article linked to this post, that you have to wonder why his wife would have ever felt the need to look for love and comfort in the arms of another man. Sickness of the mind and heart must have plagued this harlot!
Sadly we now count one less Good Guy With A Gun available for NSPA duty as the liberal forces determined to undermine the sanctity of marriage and unfettered access to guns expand the reach of their evil power.
78-year-old confesses to killing: ‘I’m the victim’
11/30/2015
Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees.
Isaiah 10:1
“Typical of government is to stack another law upon us!”
Klamath County Sheriff Frank Skrah
Sheriff Frank Skrah from our Klamath County NSPA chapter is under Judas-like judicial attack for following the Biblical directive to refuse to obey and enforce the unjust Oregon Firearms Safety Act, which requires background checks for private firearms sales. As he told the Klamath County commissioners earlier this year, “I will not be taking away guns from anybody.” Amen, and praise Jesus.
Well, sure enough the liberal gun hater cartel in Klamath County has set its sights on Patriot Skrah, and they are coming after him with obviously bogus charges of sexual harassment, official misconduct, attempted assault and strangulation in a crass and calculated compact to run him out of office so they can send Dictator Obama’s goon squad to Klamath County to confiscate everybody’s guns.
To make matters worse, these same evil forces are now coming after Stephen Ray Sorensen, also from our Klamath County NSPA chapter.
See, they are accusing him of allegedly using an AK-47 last week to shoot up a home where two adults and three children under the age of 6 were staying. Well, we really don’t see the big deal here because none of those people were actually shot. Furthermore, we would like to know if perhaps Patriot Sorensen hadn’t gotten information that this was a safehouse for illegal Syrian immigrants who were sneaking into America to commit acts of terrorism.
Using Saul Alinsky tactics, the Sheriff Skrah haters used this unproven incident to criticize him, pointing out that Patriot Sorensen is a convicted felon who should never have been allowed to legally purchase an AK-47 and may have been prevented from doing so if Sheriff Skrah had enforced the Oregon Firearms Safety Act. Hell, haters are going to hate, and let’s see what they have to offer when ISIS comes to our shores to establish a caliphate with the tacit support of Dictator Obama.
Felon accused of shooting up house full of kids with AK-47 in Oregon county whose sheriff vows to ignore gun laws
11/29/2015
The woman Folly is loud; she is seductive and knows nothing.
Proverbs 9:13
Well, we lost another Good Guy With A Gun to the criminal “justice” system earlier this month when Richard France from our Wilson Township NSPA chapter was sentenced to prison for 40 to 60 months for shooting an AK-47 in the direction of the petulant little lady in his life.
See, it all started back on July 27 when Patriot France was trying to steady his frayed nerves with a little alcohol. Why were his nerves frayed? Well, let me spell it out for you. W-O-M-A-N. That’s why his nerves were frayed. As he explained in his court testimony, he fired the AK-47 simply to get his point across. After all it’s not like he actually shot any rounds into the woman. He elaborated that he shot his AK-47 at the woman because the woman ‘wouldn’t listen, she never does.’ Hell, who can’t relate?
Sure enough, the “authorities” had to get their pound of flesh because Patriot France engaged them in a one hour standoff after the shooting and reportedly told a deputy on the phone, “This isn’t going to end well. I got plenty of guns. Why don’t you come up here and see what happens?” (By the way, we’re thinking of making this the theme of our 2015 NSPA Christmas (not holiday) Party.) He then reportedly said he could “pick off” officers “like chickens.” Hell, that’s nothing more than the kind of trash talking you’ll hear during any NFL game so we recommend that the Charlevoix County Sheriff’s Department just chill out.
Man sentenced to prison after shooting at woman, vehicle
http://upnorthlive.com/news/local/man-sentenced-to-prison-after-shooting-at-woman-vehicle
11/28/2015
Well, he doesn’t like Dictator Obama so he’s okay in our book.
You may have seen Robert Dear from our Colorado Springs NSPA chapter in the news over the past day because he allegedly went on a shooting spree in a Planned Parenthood facility, killing three people and wounding nine.
Sure enough the liberal lamestream media has been operating in their drive by manner by questioning Patriot Dear’s background worse than they’ve been questioning Ben Carson’s background in a ridiculous attempt to find a motive behind this alleged shooting spree. Credit where credit is due, though, because the top usual suspect, The New York Times, actually did some fair reporting, and we are proud to say they interviewed a neighbor who said Patriot Dear recently offered him political pamphlets critical of Dictator Obama. See, Patriot Dear obviously recognizes a troublemaker when he sees one.
As for a specific motive for allegedly shooting up the Planned Parenthood facility, we can only point out that it was a Planned Parenthood facility. Hello, what other motive would a Patriot need? Look, Carly Fiorina has seen video of Planned Parenthood workers scooping out the brains of a live fetus while it was kicking its legs just so they could sell its body part for a profit. Sure, the liberal media will claim that no such video exists, but that’s just how they operate. They spend so much time looking for “facts” that they overlook the obvious truth. Hell, based on what we’re sure Carly saw, we’re guessing Patriot Dear saved a couple of fetuses from getting their brains scooped out at that Planned Parenthood facility in Colorado Springs.
Who else other than a Good Guy With A Gun could interfere with a woman’s access to healthcare to prevent kicking and flailing fetuses from getting their brains harvested for profit even if there is no factual basis that any of this has ever happened (which is only further proof that Dictator Obama commits all of his worst crimes under the cloak of darkness and deceit!)? The answer is: nobody!
Gunman’s Past Scoured for Clues to Siege at Planned Parenthood
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/29/us/colorado-springs-planned-parenthood-shooting.html?_r=0
11/27/2015
Well, when they keep on taking away our rights, something like this was bound to happen.
Johnny Max Mount from our Biloxi NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this morning for allegedly shooting and killing a waitress at the Biloxi Waffle House where he had simply been trying to enjoy a few puffs on a cigarette until she came over and nagged him about Waffle House’s no smoking policy. At what point wouldn’t we expect a Patriot to stand up to the ever encroaching plague of this Bloomberg (need we really say anymore than this?) influenced imposition of Nanny State values? I mean, where in the intersection of Waffle House and Mississippi should there be any expectation of healthy lifestyle choices? Hell, first they take away a Patriot’s right to smoke in Mississippi, next they’ll force (Dictator) Obamacare’s Medicaid expansion on him. Can anybody really blame Patriot Mount for fighting back against this tyranny? Well, once again we have another Good Guy With A Gun locked up, which gives us one less comrade (as in fellow soldier, not fellow Communist for Christ’s sake) in the battle we will need to fight when Dictator Obama comes to confiscate our guns at the behest of Michael Bloomberg and his cabal of Jewish power brokers!
Cops: Man Kills Waffle House Employee Over Smoking Policy
11/26/2015
Look at the birds of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?
Matthew 6:26
Jeremiah Dyetvayi from our Clarksville NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with aggravated assault for doing nothing more than the Heavenly Father’s task of feeding birds. However, since our courts are veering toward fealty to Sharia law and ignoring GOD’S law, it should come as no surprise that Patriot Dyetvayi (we know it sounds Russian, but we can vouch for him) is languishing in the Montgomery County Jail.
See, here’s what happened. Early Monday morning, like around 5:00 AM, Patriot Dyetvayi noticed the bird feeder outside his apartment building was running low so he knocked on a neighbor’s door to get assistance with filling the bird feeder. Well, the selfish neighbor (probably an atheist) refused to help. Patriot Dyetvayi became upset by this act of selfishness so he did the one logical thing to address this situation. He allegedly left to get his gun and returned to confront the neighbor and his wife to remind them of their Biblical responsibility to feed birds. Patriot Dyestvayi then allegedly began cursing and threatened to kill them. They claim he tried to shoot the gun three times, but it failed to fire. Look, he was clearly just trying to get their attention to rouse them to do the right thing. However, in Dictator Obama’s America, using a gun to make a Biblical point is a high crime!
Warrant: Man draws gun in bird feed spat
http://www.theleafchronicle.com/story/news/2015/11/25/warrant-man-draws-gun-bird-feed-spat/76369526/
11/25/2015
If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.
John 4:20
Joel Scott Dahrling Jr. from our Billings NSPA chapter was forced to plead guilty to three felony counts of assault and one count of tampering with evidence related to a simple, harmless argument he had with his sister who had betrayed their sibling bonds and tried to turn their father against him.
See, here’s what happened. Patriot Dahrling Jr.’s sister went behind his back and told their father that he should stop supporting Patriot Dahrling Jr. and his girlfriend. First off, why the Hell is she even poking her fat nose in Patriot Dahrling Jr.’s business anyway? Besides, what does she know about the hardships faced by proud, small-penised, Christian White men in today’s society? Our society hates White Christian Men with small penises who love guns so Patriot Dahrling Jr. needed his father’s assistance. It’s not like he’s an able bodied freeloader who expects his government to give him free stuff like foodstamps.
So when Patriot Dahrling Jr. discovered this hateful betrayal, which also just happens to go against all Biblical teachings about how siblings should treat each other, he simply went to his sister’s home to let her know how disappointed he was with her actions. So to make sure he got her attention he simply brought his shotgun to her house and pointed it at her son. He then entered her bedroom and shot a shell into the wall above her head while she was in bed with her husband. Do we even need to emphasize that the shell did not strike her so what’s the big deal?
Well, the court of man found him guilty of assault and tampering with evidence, but the court of God found her guilty of hating her brother, so it’s obvious to us who is the bigger criminal. Shame on her!
Man pleads guilty to pointing gun at nephew, sister in February
11/24/2015
NSPA member Denver Christian Smith is being crucified by the legal system. However, you just know if his name had been Denver Radical Islamist Smith he would have had all charges dropped and probably would have gotten a $50 Chipotle gift card to compensate for being hassled by the police!
Well, Dictator Obama and his One World Order Wrecking Crew have clearly set their sights on our Johnson City NSPA chapter because for the second day in a row a member of that chapter has been taken down! Denver Christian Smith was arrested and charged with murder, aggravated assault and convicted felon in possession of a firearm.
See, it all started when Patriot Smith got into some kind of an argument with a woman in his apartment and allegedly shot her once in the face and once in the thigh. It’s important to note she didn’t die. It’s also important to note that the drive by lamestream media members at the Johnson City Press glossed over important details in this story, such as failing to report what exactly the young woman did to cause Patriot Smith to shoot her. Good luck getting any facts like that with this story.
Well, after he shot her in a non-fatal manner, he knew he had to get away for a little while until the truth about what she had done came out so he tried to get a stranger to give him a ride by running into the road outside his apartment to flag down passing cars. Well, we all know how many inconsiderate, dangerous drivers there are on the road who look at their smart phones while they’re driving and pay no attention to the road. So Patriot Smith had no choice but try to get the attention of these reckless drivers by shooting his gun at their cars.
A couple of his shots killed a young woman who was driving by and injured her friend in the passenger’s side. If the driver had been paying attention to the road, she would have been able to offer Patriot Smith a ride, and none of this would have ever happened.
So now an NSPA member Good Guy With A Gun and with the middle name of Christian gets locked up in jail. Well, Dictator Obama will certainly have plenty to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
UPDATE: Police say shooter confessed to wounding woman at Johnson City apartment, killing passenger in passing car
11/23/2015
They’ve got to be kidding us! Does this look like the face of a man who would threaten his wife with a gun?
Here we go for what seems like the 10,000th time. Eric Anderson from our Johnson City NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday for allegedly pointing a gun at his wife and threatening her while they were having an argument. So the Johnson City Police hauled him off to jail and held him on a $15,000 bond. Get this, he doesn’t get to have his day in court until Monday afternoon so that means he will have to spend Thanksgiving in the Washington County Detention Center while his wife, who we’re guessing started the argument, gets to stuff her face with turkey and fat laden gravy.
It was gun toting Patriots like Patriot Anderson who back in the day took America from those Godless heathen savages soon after the first Thanksgiving so his confinement in jail this Thanksgiving is a sad reminder of how much our country has been debased ever since Dictator Obama took over the White House with marching orders to confiscate our guns and to turn county jails into internment camps for Good Guys With A Gun.
Police: Man arrested for threatening wife with gun
11/22/2015
Once again a jury shows its racial bias against a White man who has three names. #freebillyraysmith
Billy Ray Smith from our Williamston NSPA chapter was railroaded Wednesday by an obviously biased jury that reached its decision to find him guilty on charges of attempted murder, possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent crime, obstruction of justice and unlawful possession of a weapon after deliberating for just a little more than an hour.
See, here’s what really happened. Back in April 2014 Patriot Smith accidentally shot his wife in the head. Okay, he acknowledged maybe he had been drinking a little too much before the accidental shooting, but it’s not like drinking alcohol is a crime. In case you forgot, Prohibition was overturned in 1933. Also, he showed responsibility by not getting behind the wheel of a car, but you certainly won’t hear Mothers Against Drunk Driving coming to his defense. Most important, though, is the fact that Patriot Smith’s wife didn’t even die. Yeah, the prosecutor tried to claim she must deal with painful, life altering injuries for the rest of her life, but you know how prosecutors always try to manipulate juries by playing on their emotions.
Sure, Patriot Smith originally told the investigating officers that some random gunman struck his wife with a bullet shot through the front door of their home before he admitted to pulling the trigger accidentally. See, Patriot Smith knew the deck would be stacked against him in court because there is such a bias against White men who have three names. Once the jury would hear the name Billy Ray Smith, he knew they would start thinking of Lee Harvey Oswald, James Earl Ray, Billy Clyde Tuggle, etc. For that reason alone he had every reason to lie to the investigators.
Sure enough, the jury racially profiled Patriot Smith and ignored the obvious facts that this was a tragic accident resulting from his untreated disease of drinking a little too much. Sadly, we now have one less Good Guy With A Gun to fight by our sides when Dictator Obama sends his goon squad out to confiscate our guns.
Billy Ray Smith convicted of shooting wife in head
11/21/2015
Those whom I love, I reprove and discipline, so be zealous and repent.
Revelations 3:19
Eddie Gene Thetford from our Odessa NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with two counts of injury to a child and two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he ALLEGEDLY (we would like to remind you!) punched two of his daughters (11-years old and 12-years old) in the face, pointed a gun at both of them and threw a knife at one of them.
Leave it to representatives of the local government (who are certainly getting their marching orders from Dictator Obama who is clearly getting his marching orders from the Jewish power brokers who are organizing the formation of a One World Government) to enter a Patriot’s home to prevent him from properly disciplining his children based on sound and proven Biblical principles.
If Patriot Thetford does not instill proper discipline and respect for authority figures in his impressionable daughters now, they will surely grow up to be unstable, maladjusted adults who have no respect for the utility guns have in getting people to stay in line. In other words, they will grow up to be docile sheep who are unable to fight back against the One World Government, just the way Dictator Obama wants it to be!
Police: Father punched, pointed gun at daughters
http://www.oaoa.com/news/article_b7071ece-8a33-11e5-af6e-77a08e19932d.html
11/20/2015
“I’m not really a bad guy,” Gregory Graf, NSPA member who just happened to have one really bad day. Hey, who hasn’t had a really bad day so who are we to judge?
Judge not, that ye not be judged.
Matthew 7:1
Earlier this year we reported on the plight of Gregory Graf from our Allen Township NSPA chapter after he was arrested for allegedly shooting and killing his stepdaughter and attempting to have sex with her corpse.
Well, he was hauled into court yesterday to face first-degree murder charges. Patriot Graf admitted to the crime, but his lawyer is trying to get the charge dropped to a third-degree murder charge since this was surely just a spontaneous lapse in judgement and had no elements of premeditation to it.
As Patriot Graf explained during his confession to a Pennsylvania State Police investigator soon after the incident, “I’m not really a bad guy. I just lost my mind.” Is it really fair to judge a man’s entire life based simply on one incident?
Also, Patriot Graf has already been punished enough because he has lost everything. Was there a dry eye in the court yesterday when the jury heard him say, “I lost everything. My business. My home in Florida. My dogs. My wife.” No, I don’t think there was a dry eye except for the liberal nags who complained that he named his wife at the end of the list. Jeez, there’s nothing liberals like to do more than pile on a Patriot when he is down.
See, we feel sorry for his wife because this is a case in which everybody loses. With Patriot Graf locked up in prison, she now doesn’t have a well armed man in the house to protect her from any dangerous deviants who might try to break into her house and harm her.
‘I’m not really a bad guy,’ alleged killer tells police
11/19/2015
When justice is done, it brings joy to the righteous but terror to the evildoers.
Proverbs 21:15
Of course the case was dropped. He’s a pastor after all so Jesus has his back.
Praise Jesus! Pastor David Murphy from our Girard NSPA chapter walked out of court yesterday a free man after the judge correctly dropped the charge of injuring an animal that Patriot Pastor was facing for shooting and killing his neighbor’s black (need we say more) Labrador Retriever.
See, Patriot Murphy noticed his neighbor’s black Lab (which we’re sure was vicious) running rampantly without a leash so he had no choice but to protect himself by getting his gun and shooting three bullets into it. As his attorney pointed out after the judge dismissed the charge, Ohio law allows a citizen to shoot an unsecured dog that comes onto his property because, well, you know, we have to be able to protect livestock and stuff like that.
Case dropped against pastor accused of shooting dog
http://wkbn.com/2015/11/18/case-dropped-against-pastor-accused-of-shooting-dog/
11/18/2015
Love goes by haps; Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing- Act 3, Scene 2
Dylan Grubbs from our Bath NSPA chapter accidentally shot his girlfriend in the head Monday in a grocery store parking lot while she was sitting in the passenger’s seat of their SUV and he was standing outside the SUV to show his gun to a prospective buyer. She is in critical condition, but we’re sure she’ll be okay because love is the best medicine!
Now, sure enough, right on cue all of the gun hating organizations in Maine, such as Maine Moms Demand Action (don’t even get me started), have screeched to the media that this incident only highlights the folly of the lack of any laws regarding private gun sales. See, this is all about trying to capitalize on any accident to push their gun confiscation agenda. Have they no shame? No, they don’t.
Man trying to sell handgun in Bath parking lot shot girlfriend accidentally, police say
11/17/2015
What? Did you expect him just to stand there and take the diss?
David Sorrell from our Rainier NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with attempted murder and assault for allegedly shooting his roommate with a 12-gauge shotgun after they got into an argument. Now, look, let’s get one thing straight. His roommate didn’t die so we really don’t see what the big deal here is.
However, the finks with the Oregon State Police and the Cowlitz County Sheriff’s Department took it upon themselves to haul Patriot Sorrell off to jail without ever hearing his side of the story. See, word got back to us here at the NSPA headquarters that the reason Patriot Sorrell got into the argument with his roommate was that the roommate was relentlessly teasing him for looking like a Wooly Willy toy. Maybe now that Patriot Sorrell’s roommate has a little lead in him he’ll grow up and not throw out such lame, immature insults! Just sayin’!
Man faces attempted murder charge for shooting near Rainier
http://www.kgw.com/story/news/2015/11/12/man-shoots-landlord-during-argument-deputies-say/75675752/
11/16/2015
NSPA member racially profiled for driving a pickup truck with a big Confederate Rebel Flag sticker on the truck cab’s back window! Well, he was also arrested for shooting and killing two hunting dogs, but that’s the secondary story here if you ask us.
Jeremy Edge from our Camp Lajeune NSPA chapter was arrested today for allegedly shooting and killing two hunting dogs and charged with two counts of felony cruelty to animals, two counts of misdemeanor larceny, two counts of misdemeanor injury to personal property and two counts of misdemeanor removal of an electronic tracking collar (WTF on that last charge!).
See, Patriot Edge had simply been taking a break from his MP duties at Camp Lajeune by getting in a little hunting at the Croatan National Forest on Saturday. So these two American Fox Hounds belonging to another hunter saunter right into his path, acting like they owned the place. Having somebody else’s dogs interrupt your hunt is like the ultimate cock block so we’re not going to stand for it when some mutts pull this kind of crap.
Well, it appears Patriot Edge had to stand up for his manhood so he shot the two dogs and cut off their electronic tracking collars, which he buried in the mud. As WITN Channel 7 News reported, Patriot Edge admitted to the “authorities” that he shot and killed the dogs because he’s from Tennessee, and he said it’s legal there to shoot and kill a dog for interrupting a hunt. Well, the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office micromanagers couldn’t leave well enough alone and checked with Tennessee officials and found out that this isn’t the case, but it still makes a lot of sense to be able to kill dogs in situations like this if you ask us.
Well, the reason they even got their hands on Patriot Edge in the first place is that a whole bunch of busybodies who don’t have anything better to do than spend all of their time on Facebook sent tips over Facebook to the Jones County goon squad to report a GMC Yukon with a large Confederate Rebel Flag sticker was spotted in the area where the dogs had been killed. The “authorities” then located the owner of the truck after he had already removed the Confederate sticker when he found out his truck was under suspicion. (See, it’s now a crime to express Confederate Pride in Obama’s America.) He squealed and told them that he had lent the truck to Patriot Edge. It all went downhill from there.
So the way it stands now, we have an NSPA member locked up in jail and there is one less Confederate Rebel Flag being proudly displayed in North Carolina. I could have sworn I saw Dictator Obama smiling on tv today. Hmmm, I wonder why.
Military police officer charged with killing hunting dogs
11/15/2015
And to aspire to live quietly, and to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we instructed you,
Thessalonians 4:11
Michael Randall from our Edmond NSPA chapter was arrested last week because a lot of busybodies in Oklahoma apparently have nothing better to do than inject themselves into the affairs of other people, and they have never used all of that free time in their empty lives to read the Bible passages about the importance of minding one’s own business.
See, it all started Tuesday night when Patriot Randall allegedly urinated all over the back room of a 7-Eleven store. We’re guessing maybe he has a prostate condition that he hasn’t checked out because he has refused to bow down to the tyranny of Obamacare and as a matter of principle hasn’t seen a doctor for the past 6 years since Dictator Obama signed Obamacare into law. So he probably experiences an increase in the frequency and urgency of the need to urinate. I didn’t go to medical school, but I know these kinds of accidents happen you have a prostate condition. When did having a prostate condition become a crime?
Well, sure enough some 7-Eleven employee with absolutely no empathy called the police on Patriot Randall, who had no choice but to get in his car and drive away. He was probably embarrassed that he had big urine stains on the crotch of his pants so he would have understandably wanted to get home as soon as possible before anybody saw him. So of course he would have been driving erratically. Who wouldn’t have in a situation like this?
Well, sure enough, there were a lot more busybodies on the road who began calling 911 to claim there was a drunk driver on the road. One 911 caller even claimed Patriot Randall pointed his handgun and shot it in the caller’s direction. Look, Patriot Randall was probably holding his gun up because he didn’t want to get any urine on it so that’s what the driver must have seen. Then the caller, who was probably some hysterical woman, probably heard a car backfire and assumed it was Patriot Randall’s gun going off.
Then it all ended when Patriot Randall got into a multi car accident, which probably happened because there were so many irresponsible, distracted drivers using their cell phones to call 911 and not paying any attention to where they were going. None of them would have been on their phones if they had simply been minding their own business. However, Patriot Randall is the one who actually got sent to jail because there is no justice in Dictator Obama’s America.
Police: Drunk man urinates all over convenience store, shoots at 911 caller
11/14/2015
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Benjamin Franklin
Roger Stevens from our Decatur NSPA chapter is being hounded by the stinking liberal gun haters in the Decatur “Police Department” because of what we’re sure was an accidental shooting today of his ex-wife, who recently divorced Patriot Stevens. They have the very nerve to conduct a man hunt for him and to libel him to the good citizens of Alabama by labeling him as armed and dangerous! What a joke – and not a funny joke, more like a cosmic joke!
If you believe the numbskulls in the Decatur “Police Department” you’ll buy their theory that Patriot Stevens had been waiting this morning outside of the bakery where she works to ambush her as retaliation for their recently finalized divorce. Then they claimed Patriot Stevens approached her as she got out of her car and shot her multiple times before fleeing from the scene. Now they’ve got an all points bulletin for his arrest.
See, here’s what we figure probably really happened (something you’ll certainly never hear from the Decatur “Police Department” because they have their own agenda). We’re guessing after Patriot Stevens saw the news coverage of the Paris terrorist attacks that he wanted to make sure his ex-wife could protect herself in case ISIS terrorists decided to strike the bakery shop. Even though he was bitter about the divorce, he knows the power of a Good Guy With A Gun (or at least taking your chances with a lady with a gun if no Men are around) so he wasn’t going to let any hard feelings about the divorce override his responsibility for keeping his ex-wife safe, which is more of an issue than ever since he will no longer be in her life to keep her safe.
So we’re betting Patriot Stevens drove to the bakery to give his ex-wife one of his guns so she could shoot any terrorists who might launch an attack in Decatur. After all, Ann Coulter (just about the only lady we ever bother to listen to) made the point after the Paris attacks last night that part of the reason the attacks happened was the fact that France doesn’t allow concealed carry permits. Patriot Stevens was doing nothing more than abiding by the old adage about an ounce of prevention being worth a pound of cure.
Well, here’s our theory on why this was probably an accidental shooting. We’re guessing Patriot Stevens had heard a lot of news stories recently about these newfangled cronuts. Apparently they are a combination of a donut and a croissant. All of the stories on the news report how delicious they are. Even though I’m not a dessert person and don’t care for sweets, I’ve got to admit even I had been thinking about trying one. Well, we’re thinking he ordered one of these cronuts from the bakery while he was waiting for her to arrive to work, and maybe he put some butter on it. If that’s the case, it’s perfectly understandable that his hands were probably extremely greasy. So it’s totally understandable that the gun probably slipped out of his hand when he tried to hand it to her. So the gun probably hit the ground and then discharged a few bullets that hit her.
We’re guessing Patriot Stevens had probably seen that Harrison Ford movie ‘The Fugitive’ recently because that TNT Network insists on showing it 14 times a week even though it came out in 1993. Well, the lesson he took from that movie is that he had to go on the run until he has a chance to clear everything up and prove his innocence. So we are completely sure this is what is going on so if you happen to see Patriot Stevens, don’t turn him into the “police.” He just needs a little more time to clear all of this up. Thank you for your anticipated assistance.
Decatur Police searching for alleged gunman in Saturday morning shooting at Decatur bakery
11/13/2015
Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands.
Ephesians 5:22-24
(obviously praying to Jesus for strength to guide him through this persecution)
Cameron Michael Lundy from our Butte NSPA chapter was charged today with felony assault with a weapon and misdemeanor partner or family member assault after he allegedly pointed a gun at his wife and slammed her head against a wall in their home, according to a report in the leftist media rag known as The Montana Standard.
Leave it to them to blow everything out of proportion and ignore Biblical teachings. If they knew the Bible’s WORD on husbands and wives, they would know that the Lord’s courtroom would have dismissed these ridiculous charges. See, all that happened was that Patriot Lundy’s wife didn’t submit to him, which led to an argument, which probably led to Patriot Lundy to subdue her before she hurt herself during what must have been one of her hysterical fits, because you know how women can be when they lose control of their emotions.
Well, then Patriot Lundy probably wanted to make sure she calmed down before she did something rash so he simply allegedly held her in their bedroom and bathroom for an hour. His wife claimed Patriot Lundy brandished a gun at her and slammed her head into a wall. Excuse me, but where in the Bible is the any indication that Patriot Lundy did anything wrong? (Hint: The answer is NOWHERE!)
Then she used her deceitful, womanly ways and sneaked out of the house to call the police. Sure enough, they saw their chance to arrest a true Patriot and confiscate his guns so they put Patriot Lundy in handcuffs and took his shotgun and .45-caliber pistol from him. This is exactly what I warned my sister would happen when she voted for Barack Obama back in 2008. Now I can officially say, “See, I told you so, Helen!” By the way, Helen, if you are reading this, please call me. I guess you’re having problems with your phone because you haven’t returned any of my phone calls for the past month. I need to know what time you will be serving Thanksgiving dinner.
Butte man arrested for pointing gun, slamming wife’s head against wall
11/12/2015
Founder of first NSPA international chapter persecuted by One World cabal!
Peter Frederiksen from our recently established Bloemfontein, South Africa NSPA chapter (we had no qualms about branching out to South Africa because this is one country we are hoping to take back just like we hope to take back America, if you know what we mean) has been hauled into the Bloemfontein Magistrates’ Court to face obviously fabricated charges of multiple counts of female genital mutilation and the shooting death of his wife.
See, all this nonsense started when (South African) Patriot Frederiksen’s wife told police back in September that he had assaulted her and mutilated her genitals. We suspect the “authorities” put her up to it because they wanted to take down Patriot Frederiksen because he owned a gun shop and was establishing the NSPA in South Africa. After all, there is nothing the country’s black majority fears more than a group of well armed White guys who have small penises. So they were all set to make her the star witness against Patriot Frederiksen to convict him for allegedly mutilating her genitals.
Then by coincidence somebody shot and killed Patriot Frederiksen’s wife in Lesotho, where she had been hiding before testifying against him. Sure enough, the South African “authorities” sought to capitalize on the murder by framing him for it. Hell, with all of those angry black people in South Africa and Lesotho , the “authorities” would have had plenty of suspects to interrogate if they had felt any responsibility for conducting a real search for the truth.
After all of this, the “authorities” ransacked Patriot Frederiksen’s house and allegedly found 10 frozen pieces from the genitals of seven women, as well of pornographic photographs of children so now he is facing charges of conspiracy to commit murder, three counts of assault, bigamy and production and distribution of child pornography.
See, the One World cabal behind all of this wants to make sure the deck is completely stacked against Patriot Frederiksen so they can stifle the NSPA movement before it can get started outside of our borders. They know this is the one movement that could halt their plans for world domination through a One World government. Though this looks grim, please remain hopeful for our efforts in South Africa because Oscar Pistorius has just agreed to take over the chapter if Patriot Frederiksen is sentenced to prison.
S. Africa police investigate genital mutilator over wife’s murder
http://news.yahoo.com/africa-police-investigate-genital-mutilator-over-wifes-murder-100254031.html
11/11/2015
NSPA member arrested basically for looking out for his daughter’s well-being and trying to protect her from danger!
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Ronald Landrath from our Washington County NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with (get this) second degree recklessly endangering, possession of a short barreled shotgun, two counts of receiving stolen property, plus misdemeanor counts of pointing a gun at someone and disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon. While the “authorities” were at it, they might as well have added charges of blah blah blah blah blah blah because this case is obviously a bad joke.
See, it all started around 2 A.M. Friday when Patriot Landrath told his teenage daughter he needed to use her cell phone because his was broken. According to the report in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, he returned to her bedroom minutes later to confront her about text messages he had found on her phone.
Since Patriot Landrath was such a responsible father, and a good Christian looking out for her morals, he ordered her into the dining room and began dictating a message for her to text to the person to announce they could no longer be friends. To make a point, since this situation required tough love, he allegedly hit her in the head. He then allegedly pointed a handgun at her and then fired a round into the floor. Concerned that his daughter still didn’t appreciate the danger she faced from these text messages, Patriot Landrath allegedly threw a knife at her to make sure she was paying attention to his concerns about her safety.
Sure enough, right on cue, the gun hating “authorities” showed up and started snooping around Patriot Landrath’s house so they could confiscate his cache of handguns and long guns. Then to really rub in the injustice of it all, the “authorities” claimed one of the shotguns had an illegally short barrel (in our opinion that claim was really just a dig at Patriot Landrath’s small penis) and claimed that one of the other guns had been stolen from a neighbor’s house.
Well, Patriot Landrath is free on bail, awaiting his next court appearance, which we know will be fixed. See, this case is all about the government wanting to take guns away from Patriots and to tell good Christian White fathers how to rule their families. Aren’t you glad the National Small Penis Association exists to do the Lord’s work to fight on behalf of small penised Christian White guys? Please remember us in your prayers so we can continue to fight on behalf of the most persecuted group in America.
Angry dad charged with firing gun over texts to daughter
11/10/2015
They return at evening, they howl like a dog, And go around the city.
Psalm 59:6
Lynn Gary Toothman from our Merlin NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with first-degree animal abuse for basically doing nothing more than silencing a ceaselessly barking dog, which is repeatedly a symbol in the Bible for evil spirits. See, Patriot Toothman was trying to mind his own business (we’re guessing he was probably trying to study his Bible or read the latest issue of Guns & Ammo magazine) when his irresponsible neighbor’s dog’s unending barking disturbed his good Christian peace of mind.
So Patriot Toothman took the perfectly understandable and justifiable action of getting his gun out and allegedly shooting his neighbor’s dog in the neck. Well, peace returned to the neighborhood, but the “authorities” saw their opportunity to arrest and lock up yet another NSPA member to make their master plan to confiscate our guns that much easier. Now Patriot Toothman waits to face a court appearance scheduled for the end of the month. Though a temporal court may find him guilty (because we all know the system is rigged against small-penised, Christian White men), we know the heavenly court of our Lord recognizes that Patriot Toothman is NOT GUILTY!
Man accused of shooting neighbor’s barking dog
http://koin.com/2015/11/09/man-accused-of-shooting-dog-in-its-neck/
11/9/2015
NSPA member condemned to 6 ½ years in federal prison just for blowing off a little steam, kind of like what you say you would like to do to your busybody mother in law but never do.
Robert James Talbot Jr, 42, is accused by federal authorities in Houston of plotting to blow up government buildings and kill police officers as part of the American Insurgent Movement.
Robert James Talbot from our Katy NSPA chapter was sentenced earlier this week to 6½ years in federal prison on charges related to his “efforts” to recruit a small group to blow up government buildings, rob banks, shoot and kill law enforcement officers and spray a mosque with gunfire on a Friday to kill as many worshipers as possible. Look, we’re sure Patriot Talbot was probably just mouthing off to relieve a little bit of frustration after thinking about how so much of his tax dollars have to go towards paying for food stamps for people who expect free stuff from our government.
However, we’re guessing the Houston FBI office had to meet their quota to lock up a Christian White man so they set Patriot Talbot up and probably had the informants they sicced on him lead him into conversations about what he would really like to do to this nation’s greatest enemies, you know, government workers, police officers and Muslims. Then to make matters worse some Muslim group whined that the judge didn’t give him a long enough sentence because they won’t be satisfied unless the judge orders Patriot Talbot to be slaughtered like Christian soldiers were slaughtered by Muslim hordes at the Battle of Kosovo, 1389 or the Battle of Nicopolis, 1396.
So next time you’re just blowing off some steam by thinking out loud about how you would like to shoot and kill your boss be careful because the FBI is likely listening so they can lock you up and take away your guns so Dictator Obama can fulfill his father’s dream of establishing a caliphate in America. #justyouwaitandsee
Muslim group questions sentence for man who targeted mosque for machine-gun attack
11/8/2015
NSPA member arrested for trying to prevent a woman driver from causing an accident with her poor driving skills and hurting somebody!
Shane Kendall from our Heber City NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night basically for trying to keep his overly emotional wife off the road because he probably knew she was going to cause an accident because even for a woman driver she seems to have a great deal of difficulty handling a car.
See, it all started Thursday night when Patriot Kendall and his wife got into an “alcohol fueled” domestic dispute. We are researching the cause of the dispute, but we are guessing his wife was probably nagging him about not listening to her closely when she was going on and on about how her day went or something trivial like that. Well, whatever it was, Patriot Kendell’s wife ran out of the house like some out of control banshee and got in her car to drive away in a reckless manner. To prove this point, as reported by the local media, she hit a neighbor’s car two times while trying to drive away.
We’re guessing Patriot Kendall had to think quickly to protect any of the good citizens of Heber City who might have been on the road at that time so he had no choice but to use his 9mm handgun to shoot out her tires. She was driving so erratically that even a good marksman like Patriot Kendall wasn’t able to hit the tires.
Now if you believe the buffoons with the Heber City Police Department, you believe Patriot Kendall was actually trying to shoot his wife. Yeah, right! We all know how the police have a tendency to fix cases against small-penised, Christian White Men who love guns, and this is a case in point. Since they face no accountability they went ahead and charged him with attempted homicide, cohabitant abuse discharge of a firearm, cohabitant abuse aggravated assault, two counts of cohabitant abuse in the presence of a child and various other charges, including several related to alcohol. While they were at it, they might as well have charged him with being the gunman on the grassy knoll in the Kennedy assassination. Jeeeez!
So Patriot Kendall tried to keep an emotional woman driver off the road so she wouldn’t hurt anybody with her poor driving, and he’s the one who ends up in jail. It’s morning in Dictator Obama’s America.
Man faces attempted murder charge for shooting at wife as she fled from domestic dispute
11/7/2015
White Man arrested for playing with the family dog in his own home!
Zachary Tait from our Memphis NSPA chapter was arrested last night for allegedly shooting and killing his dog in his family’s apartment while his 5-year-old daughter was nearby. See, Patriot Tait had a perfectly understandable explanation for what happened. He explained to the police that the dog knocked his rifle over. When he bent over the pick the rifle up, he accidentally pulled the trigger and accidentally shot the dog.
Well, considering the Memphis police department hasn’t been worth a damn since Elvis used to drive around as a self-appointed auxiliary officer, they bungled the case and claimed this story didn’t add up. So they relied on the word of Patriot Tait’s girlfriend, who probably had an axe to grind, and she claimed Patriot Tait had been running around the apartment while pointing the gun at the dog and items in the apartment, pretending they were targets. While he was mugging around like this, the gun went off and killed the dog.
Then the local media jumped on the story and interviewed the backstabbing, whining neighbors who went along with the preposterous story peddled by the police and expressed concern that Patriot Tait would be playing with a gun in this manner with his young daughter nearby and wondered why he needed to have so many guns stockpiled in the apartment. Let’s just say we are sure these same neighbors will be begging Patriot Tait to get his guns out to protect them when residents of the Hickory Hill neighborhood (you Memphis residents know what I’m talking about) try to break into their apartments to rob them because they know the Memphis “police” won’t be any help.
However, these short sighted neighbors are clamoring for Patriot Tait to be kicked out of his unit, and Patriot Tait faces several charges, including aggravated cruelty to animals and reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon. We are only thankful Elvis is no longer alive to see what has become of Memphis, birthplace of the blues and now the birthplace of injustice.
Cordova father charged with killing dog in home with child nearby
http://wreg.com/2015/11/07/cordova-father-charged-with-killing-dog-in-home-with-child-nearby/
11/6/2015
How long will you lie there, O sluggard? When will you arise from your sleep?
Proverbs 6:9
Troy Smith from our Greenville NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday on felony charges of criminal recklessness and torturing or mutilating an animal after the junior varsity flunkies from the Floyd County Sheriff’s Department responded to a “domestic call” involving Patriot Smith and his wife. When they arrived to the house, Patriot Smith had already left, probably because he had a volunteer assignment to deliver Meals on Wheels dinners to housebound senior citizens.
Well, the “authorities” started snooping around Patriot Smith’s home and noticed a dog under the porch in the rear of the house with severe injuries, according to a report in the Greenville News and Tribune. The dog’s jaw had been broken due to a gunshot wound and was in “distress” and having a hard time breathing according to a probable cause affidavit. They also found a bullet hole above the couch in the living room wall.
The “authorities” then made contact with Patriot Smith, who reasonably explained he had shot the dog because he was mad at his wife for not waking up and getting off the couch. In case anybody has forgotten, sloth just happens to be one of the 7 deadly sins. So right now Patriot Smith is sitting in the Floyd County jail while his wife is probably sitting with her lazy ass still on the couch, eating a full box of Cheez-Its and watching ‘Say Yes To The Dress’ on the TLC channel. See, none of this ever would have happened if she hadn’t been such a lazy sluggard. Nonetheless, Patriot Smith gets to take all of the blame. That’s how we roll in Dictator Obama’s America.
Greenville man arrested for shooting dog, house
11/5/2015
It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and fretful woman.
Proverbs 21:19
Asbury Lee Perkins II from our Vero Beach NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday night at his home for allegedly shooting and killing his wife after they had an argument. Now this Good Guy With A Gun is facing a first-degree murder charge because the “authorities” were in such a rush to judgement after they found the corpse of Patriot Perkins’ wife wrapped in a carpet in the basement.
See, the “authorities” claim Patriot Perkins told them he shot and killed his wife because she had taken money out of their banking account without telling him and more importantly because she had nagged him constantly. First of all, she should have let her husband handle all of the finances since we are sure he was the majority breadwinner in the house. Then on top of that, we would like to point out Patriot Perkins would never have felt compelled to shoot his wife if she had known how to be a quiet, obedient wife who knew her place in the house. Apparently she had never read the Bible or she would have known how to behave properly. Just sayin’.
Police: Florida man shoots, kills wife because she ‘nagged’ him
11/4/2015
Have you ever had to listen to a woman gabbing away endlessly with another woman on the phone? If you have, you understand why he had no choice but to do what he did.
Michael Brahler from our Rawlins NSPA chapter was arrested on Halloween night for allegedly pointing a gun at a woman’s head and making threats towards her. To top it off, he’s now facing ridiculous charges of felony aggravated assault and battery and a misdemeanor count of domestic violence. The real agenda behind all of this was revealed Monday in his appearance before the Carbon County Circuit Court when the judge told him upon making bail that he could not contact the victim or her son and (get this) he could not possess a firearm. See, here we go again. This is all about confiscating guns.
Here’s what really happened. Some busybody in the neighborhood called the police Saturday night to check on a disturbance at Patriot Brahler’s home. So the police showed up and found a hysterical woman who was frantically packing her bags and planning on leaving the house with her young son.
Well, the police fell for her tears and listened to her story that she had just discovered her mother had been diagnosed with cancer. Look, we’ve all got to die sometime and chances are that we will get cancer of some kind if we live long enough. However, you know how overly dramatic women can be so she insisted to Patriot Brahler that she had to call her mother. This led to an argument between the two. Well, Patriot Brahler rightly told her he didn’t want her on the phone and explained he would shut off the phone. Let’s keep it real. If she had started talking to her mother on the phone, that phone call never would have ended because you know how quickly a woman turns into a motor mouth the moment she gets on a phone.
Patriot Brahler also made the salient point that he felt she cared about everybody but him. Look, her role is to take care of the man of the house. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you open up your Bible? Thank you!
Sure enough she started getting out of control so he simply tried to get her attention in order to calm down the situation by allegedly gently pushing her to the ground a few times and then brandishing a gun at her head and making threats to shoot her. However, she was so hysterical this had no calming effect on her.
Sure enough, the police couldn’t wait five seconds before confiscating the gun and emptying a round from the chamber and several rounds in the magazine. Now that they have his gun, they want to take away his freedom. We will keep fighting to make sure they don’t get away with this.
Rawlins man accused of pointing loaded gun at woman
11/3/2015
NSPA member arrested for trying to teach his 5-year-old granddaughter how to defend herself!
Paul Rater from out Buckeye NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged with one count of suspicion of endangerment and two counts of reckless child abuse for doing nothing more than teaching his 5-year-old granddaughter important lessons in empowerment and self defense. See, it all started earlier that day when Patriot Rater took his granddaughter out for a ride in his new pickup truck. At some point they abandoned the truck and started walking in the desert. Then the little girl starting whining that she was having trouble walking with him so he surely decided right there to teach her a little something about self reliance. With so many soft, spoiled, pampered and entitled children in Dictator Obama’s America today, what more valuable lesson could a grandfather teach a granddaughter?
So Patriot Rater set her under a tree and handed her his loaded .45-caliber handgun before he left to go get help. In other words, he was teaching her to break out from society’s expectations of what a little girl is capable of doing. How many times have you had to suffer while listening to liberal parents brag about how they signed their little daughters up for science camps or tae kwon do classes to defy stereotypical expectations of how girls should act? However, these are the very same liberals who have expressed horror at what Patriot Rater did to help his granddaughter show that she isn’t some defenseless girly girl. Leave it to liberals to have galling double standards.
Sure enough, the girl was found hours later perfectly safe with the loaded gun still in her hands. Is it just a coincidence that she didn’t have a scratch on her? Let’s see, what could have possibly kept a 5-year-old girl safe all that time? Could it have been the .45-caliber deterrent she was clutching? No way, if you ask the liberals.
Now the one thing that could save Patriot Rater is the fact that this all took place in Maricopa County, the domain of NSPA member Sheriff Joe Arpaio so there is hope that some common sense may prevail. However, as of now, Patriot Rater is waiting for his trial date while his granddaughter is back home, where her parents are probably forcing her to dress up as her favorite Disney princess while having a tea party with all of her dolls. Way to go, liberals!
MCSO: Man left granddaughter, 5, in desert with loaded gun
11/2/2015
NSPA member under Satan’s sway shoots his brother!
Casey Louviere from our Harrison County NSPA chapter was arrested Friday for allegedly shooting and injuring his brother in an argument over trick-or-treating with his son. See, it all started when Patriot Louviere’s brother came over to his house because he looked forward to joining his brother to take his nephew out trick-or-treating. It turns out, though, that Patriot Louviere wanted to take his son somewhere without his brother. This didn’t sit too well with Patriot Louviere’s brother because he wanted to celebrate Halloween with his nephew.
This led to an argument between the brothers. Patriot Louviere got fed up so he drove away with his son in the car. Then a little later he returned to his home to resume the argument with his brother. While sitting in the car with his son in the back seat, Patriot Louviere pulled out his gun and shot his brother in the leg and back to put an end to the argument. His brother didn’t die, but the District Attorney still insisted on pressing charges.
However, it is obvious Patriot Louviere wasn’t responsible for the shooting. No, it was Satan’s will. See, it was the Satanic influence that accompanies Halloween celebrations that caused Patriot Louviere to pull the trigger. As Pat Robertson commented about Halloween Thursday on his ‘700 Club’ television show, “That’s the day when millions of children and adults will be dressing up as devils, witches and goblins…to celebrate Satan.” Unfortunately, Patriot Louviere (who we’re sure is a good Christian) succumbed to the narcotic like haze of Satan’s influence, which was unleashed by millions of Halloween revelers, and shot his brother.
What kind of sickness has infected America that allows us to wage a War On Christmas while we wage a Celebration of Halloween to praise Satan? Could it be the gun hating Obama Dictatorship? Hmmmm, let me think about that.
Update: Man accused of shooting his brother in Halloween dispute
http://www.sunherald.com/news/local/crime/article42209310.html
11/1/2015
Guns don’t kill people. Bath salts kill people.
Steven Bonham from our Mount Vernon NSPA chapter rightly pleaded not guilty on Friday to charges that he murdered his mother and girlfriend in September. Yes, Patriot Bonham’s mother and his girlfriend were found dead in his mother’s home. Yes, both of their corpses were riddled with multiple bullets. However, Patriot Bonham had a perfectly good explanation for his involvement in the events. See, he explained he was high on bath salts at the time. So he really wasn’t responsible because the bath salts made him do it. He just happened to use a gun, but he could have just as easily killed them with a good sized steak knife or a heavy lamp.
Yes, Patriot Bonham showed no emotion when he glanced at the victims’ families. Yes, the gun haters in Ohio are trying to make this a story about the horrible things that can happen when an emotionally volatile man has easy access to a gun in order to redirect attention from the real issue at the heart of this case, the scourge of bath salts abuse. Yes, you can count on the liberal hate machine to try to use a tragedy like this to push their anti-gun agenda.
Bonham pleads not guilty for killing his mother and girlfriend
http://nbc4i.com/2015/10/30/bonham-pleads-not-guilty-for-killing-his-mother-and-girlfriend/
10/31/2015
NSPA member framed!
Ryan Bennett from our Lebanon NSPA chapter was arrested late Friday night and charged with (get this) attempted homicide, aggravated assault, recklessly endangering another person, receiving stolen property, illegal possession of a firearm and discharging a firearm into an occupied structure. See, if you believe the “authorities”, you believe this Good Guy With a Gun got into a fight with the boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend, left to get his gun and then returned to shoot at his ex-girlfriend, her boyfriend, another woman and that woman’s 3-year-old child, who were all standing on an apartment balcony.
The “authorities” alleged this is what happened, and they reported Patriot Bennett yelled out something to the effect of “you wanna play?” before he started shooting. The “authorities” overplayed their hand by releasing this detail because it unravels the plot they put together to frame Patriot Bennett.
See, we heard from some of our other members that Patriot Bennett is an avid paint ball player. So we think Patriot Bennett probably wanted to show he was a reasonable guy after he got into the argument and went home to get his paint ball gun and returned to offer to play a fun game of paint ball to show there were no hard feelings. So when Patriot Bennett arrived to the apartment he yelled out, “You wanna play?”
His intention was clearly to show he was returning in peace to share his hobby. However, sometime shortly before this happened, the “authorities” must have snuck into his home and switched Patriot Bennett’s favored paint ball gun with an exact replica that shoots real bullets. They know they have to resort to this sort of trickery to make proud, small-penised, gun loving White men look like emotionally unstable sociopaths because this is the only way they will be able to sway the gullible public into thinking there might be a need for the government to impose heavy handed regulations on gun ownership. Nice try Dictator Obama, but we got you!
Man charged with firing gun at ex-girlfriend, her new boyfriend and two others: Police
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/10/man_charged_with_firing_gun_at.html
10/30/2015
Look out for the dogs, look out for the evildoers, look out for those who mutilate the flesh.
Philippians 3:2
Lawrence E. Reagle from our Union City NSPA chapter was shamefully sentenced in Crawford County Court of Common Pleas yesterday to two months in jail followed by two years of probation for doing nothing more than shooting and killing two dogs that were encroaching on his property (somehow this got spun as animal cruelty in the rigged court system) and telling a busybody to stay out of his business (somehow this got spun as intimidating a witness in the rigged court system), whatever.
See, back in April Patriot Reagle was minding his own business at home when he heard his dogs barking. He went outside and saw two Rottweilers approaching his home. Well, Patriot Reagle did what any self respecting NSPA member would have done. He ran into his house to get his shotgun and came back outside to shoot the Rottweilers. He shot and killed one of them but ran out of ammunition before he could finish off the other one. So he hit the dog multiple times with the butt of the shotgun to get it to go away.
Sensing his prey was weakened, brave Patriot Reagle ran back in the house and reloaded. He tracked the injured dog, who was hiding like a coward in a woodshed connected to Patriot Reagle’s home. Patriot Reagle then shot and killed the dog. What else was he supposed to do?
Then a few months later after Patriot Reagle had to face the indignity of going to court in June for a preliminary hearing on the “animal cruelty” charges, Patriot Reagle had a few chugs of Scotch whiskey and got on the Union City Facebook page and posted a simple suggestion to a witness in the case to stop being such a busybody, according to an arrest affidavit related to the case.
All he posted was, “(Victim’s name) – you lying (expletive). Put me in prison. I’ll make an orphan out of (other victim’s name). (Expletive) wit me you (expletive),” according to the affidavit. What the Hell ever happened to freedom of speech? I guess Dictator Obama’s wrecking crew wants to destroy the 1st Amendment as soon as they’re done destroying the 2nd Amendment.
Bloomfield Township man to jail after shooting two dogs, intimidating a witness
10/29/2015
“What greater gift than the love of a cat?”
Charles Dickens
Well, I can think of about 10,000,000 things greater than the love of a cat, like the love of a cache of semi-automatic
rifles in my basement.
James Weyrauch from our Glens Falls NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with felony aggravated animal cruelty for simply trying to teach a freeloading stray cat a lesson. It figures in Dictator Obama’s America that even the cats are now expecting to be given free stuff.
See, here’s what happened. Patriot Weyrauch noticed a stray cat had moved himself right onto his front porch and carried himself as if he owned the place. Hell, with all the foodstamps Dictator Obama gives out, the damn cat was probably even expecting Patriot Weyrauch to give him a dish of Fancy Feast two times a day.
Patriot Weyrauch realized this entitled cat wasn’t going to leave anytime soon so he followed the one sensible course of action available to him. He allegedly got his pellet gun and shot the cat 5 times. Sure enough, there was a bleeding heart in the neighborhood who rushed the cat to a veterinarian’s office, probably with the expectation that the cat would get free healthcare. Well, the vet claimed the cat’s spinal cord had been damaged too severely so she put it to sleep.
Okay, so the cat was dead, and the story should have ended there. That is, it should have ended there if we only happened to have some sensible leadership in this country. However, since this is Dictator Obama’s America, the story didn’t end there. Instead, the “authorities” pounced on the opportunity to lock up yet another proud, gun loving, small-penised White Christian Man so they could confiscate his guns. This is yet another reminder of why we need to get Jeb Bush in the White House in 2016!
Man accused of repeatedly shooting cat with pellet gun
10/28/2015
The War on Christmas has already started this year as the Godless liberals go after NSPA member Lamar Christmas!
Lamar Christmas II from our Columbia NSPA chapter was arrested Monday by the atheistic, gun hating liberals in the Columbia police department and charged with attempted murder, unlawful carry of a pistol and possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent crime. However, if the Columbia police department had to follow truth in labeling type of regulations, they really would have charged Patriot Christmas for being a proud, small-penised White Christian Man who loves guns.
Now the story the “authorities” have been spinning is that Patriot Christmas allegedly began arguing with some 60-year old man while they were traveling in separate vehicles. They claim Patriot Christmas was a passenger in a truck driven by some female. (We don’t know why Patriot Christmas would have ever let the woman drive the truck, and we are working on getting details about this one puzzling aspect to the case.) After Patriot Christmas and the old man in the other car began arguing, the “authorities” alleged that Patriot Christmas shot the old man in the wrist.
Now we acknowledge the female driver probably did something stupid while she was driving, such as putting on makeup or calling a friend to find out what she was wearing, to cause her to do something like swerving into another lane, which probably got the old man mad in the first place, which led to the argument with Patriot Christmas. You know what they say about women drivers. Sometimes there is a lot of truth in cliches. That’s just the way it is.
So maybe the old man overreacted to the female driver’s poor driving abilities, and maybe Patriot Christmas had no choice but to protect himself by shooting the old man. The thing is, that’s not the central issue here. The real issue is the “authorities” were bound and determined to lock up Patriot Christmas simply because they didn’t like his last name and wanted to send a chilling message to all of us good Christians who have been decrying the War on Christmas that has been waged for the past 20 years by the liberal atheists who are destroying America! We are ready for this War. In fact many of us in the NSPA unfortunately were not able to go and actually fight in Iraq even though we fully supported that war because we had to stay behind to fight against this War on Christmas. We will win this War because we love Christmas more than liberals hate it!
Arrest Made in Road Rage Shooting Incident
http://www.wltx.com/story/news/crime/2015/10/26/arrest-made-road-rage-shooting-incident/74648656/
10/27/2015
“Love is a gypsy child, he has never heard of law.”
Carmen, Act 1 Scene 1
Georges Bizet
Charles Brow from our Wakulla NSPA chapter was arrested this past weekend for allegedly shooting and killing his girlfriend. However, once again, the “authorities” have been in an obvious rush to judgment in this case and haven’t considered all of the facts in our opinion.
See, it all started when Santa Rosa Sheriff Department officers arrested Patriot Brow at a Navarre Waffle House for being in an altercation. While the deputies were hauling him off to jail, he told them he had killed his girlfriend at their Crawfordville home. According to the deputy’s report, Patriot Brow said, “You’re going to know who I am. I murdered my girlfriend in Wakulla.”
So the Santa Rosa Sheriff’s Department brought in the Wakulla County Sheriff’s Department on the case and sent them over to Patriot Brow’s home, where they claimed to have found evidence that a violent struggle took place between Patriot Brow and his girlfriend before he shot and killed her. Then they claimed to have found a .357 revolver in Patriot Brow’s car and leaked a rumor to the media that they thought it might be the murder weapon.
Then they tried to bias any future jurors by telling the lamestream media covering the case that Patriot Brow had a violent criminal past, including a domestic violence charge against his girlfriend this past February. Then the Sheriff played right into the hands of the victimization crowd’s ideology by emphasizing the need for law enforcement to get “victims” of domestic violence in touch with community resources. This is the classic example of the magician’s art of misdirection because this case is really about taking advantage of an accidental act of passion as an excuse to confiscate guns.
If Patriot Brow is guilty of anything here, he is guilty of loving too much. Who amongst us hasn’t been preyed upon and manipulated by some calculating woman who conjures the mind and heart altering machinations of Eros to aid her designing schemes? All of us have, but only Patriot Brow is facing charges of second-degree murder and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.
When will this madness end?
Wakulla man admits to killing girlfriend
http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2015/10/27/wakulla-man-admits-killing-girlfriend/74682488/
10/26/2015
Woe to those who rise early in the morning, that they may run after strong drink, who tarry late into the evening as wine inflames them!
Isaiah 5:11
Hubert Smith Jr. from our Brookfield NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday after shooting at three of his neighbors and striking two of them. Now before the lamestream media gets finished trying to portray these three men as victims, we would like to point out that they were drinking alcohol on a Sunday, a day that should be dedicated to worship and weekly gun maintenance.
Yeah, the fork tongued neighbors have been telling obvious falsehoods in an attempt to make Patriot Smith look like an unstable, dangerous neighbor who instigated repeated conflicts with neighbors over how they maintained their laws. However, truth be told, Patriot Smith is just the type of responsible neighbor you would want to have armed and on the lookout to keep the neighborhood safe, not somebody you would be conspiring against to get him locked up in jail.
Well, we haven’t had a chance to visit Patriot Smith in jail yet to find out what exactly his neighbors did to cause him to have to shoot them, but we’re all but positive he was trying to save them from the devastating self abuse they were inflicting upon themselves through the usage of alcohol on a Sunday. If they had been in church and studying their Bibles, they would have had a chance to heed all the warnings the Bible provides about the dangers of demon alcohol.
The two men Patriot Smith shot are perfectly fine so you’ve got to wonder why the “authorities” are going to waste tax payer money on this case and make him face charges of attempted homicide. Our guess is that the “authorities” simply wanted to take another Patriot warrior off the streets so it will be easier for them to confiscate our guns as soon as Dictator Obama gives them the command. Since he only has a little more than a year in office, the command should be coming any day now. Are you prepared?
Brookfield man, 76, fires shots at neighbors, hits two of them
http://www.wisn.com/news/brookfield-man-76-fires-shoots-at-neighbors-hits-two-of-them/36059620
10/25/2015
And you shall have a trowel with your tools, and when you sit down outside, you shall dig a hole with it and turn back and cover up your excrement.
Deuteronomy 23:13
Leo Molina from our Las Cruces NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday at the car wash where he worked and charged with an open count of murder after allegedly shooting and killing a car wash customer who had a suspiciously Mexican sounding name. (Keep in mind this took place in New Mexico, okay!)
The initial accounts didn’t have much information and said the alleged shooting and killing resulted from a fight Patriot Molina engaged in with the guy with the Mexican sounding name. The local ABC station cracked the story and provided Patriot Molina’s perfectly understandable reasoning for allegedly shooting the guy with the Mexican sounding name. Unfortunately we cannot link to that story because of copyright restrictions, but we can break it down for you.
See, the Mexican sounding name guy had repeatedly brought his pickup truck into the car wash to clean dog excrement from the truck’s bed. Well, as the above quoted Deuteronomy passage makes perfectly clear, there is a Biblically correct way to dispose of excrement, and the Mexican sounding name guy was ignoring the Bible. He thought he could just waltz over to the the car wash and power wash the dog excrement away.
Patriot Molina repeatedly told the guy to stop doing this, but the guy ignored him. Last week Patriot Molina went to the city’s codes department to report this blasphemous act and demand the department take action to stop it. The codes employee said she would send a codes compliance officer to investigate to figure out what to do about it. According to court documents, Patriot Molina replied, “Well, I’ll tell you what. If this doesn’t go the way I want, I have a gun and I’ll take care of this myself.” He was perfectly justified is saying this because you know you can’t count on government employees to get anything done properly.
Well, when the Las Cruces codes department failed to take timely action, Patriot Molina showed his can do spirit and stopped this obvious sanitary violation from happening again. So since a government official was too lazy to do her job, Patriot Molina had to take the fall. The shame of this is further compounded by the fact that we now have one less sensible, responsible NSPA member to volunteer his time to patrol the Mexican border to prevent any violent, unstable Mexicans from entering our country!
LCPD: Man killed in car wash shooting
10/24/2015
Look, the whole thing was an accident. Get over it!
Terry Newman from our Maces Creek NSPA chapter was arrested last week and charged with attempted murder for shooting his female roommate with his 9mm handgun in the driveway of the home they share. It should come as no surprise, though, to any regular visitors to this website that the Perry County Sheriff’s Department had no interest in getting Patriot Newman’s side of the story because they racially profiled him as a proud, small-penised White man who has the coolest face tattoo we have ever seen.
If the deputies had been professional and done their jobs, they would have talked to Patriot Newman just like the reporter at WKYT did to find out what went down. See, once you hear the truth straight from Patriot Newman’s mouth, everything makes sense. He explained there were three guys standing by a car in the driveway, and he got into an argument with one of them while his roommate was standing nearby. Now, if you believe the authorities, you believe Patriot Newman was arguing with the one man and went into the house to get a gun. He then allegedly came out and shot at the man but hit his roommate.
Surprise, surprise, but this differs wildly from Patriot Newman’s account, which just happens to make a Hell of lot more sense than the deputies’ account. Patriot Newman explained the gun just happened to already be on the hood of the car when he sensed the argument was starting to get out of control. He was concerned the other man might kill him so he did the responsible thing and picked up then gun to throw it away when it somehow happened to accidentally discharge, which came as a total surprise to him. He even said it freaked him out.
Yeah, the accidentally discharging gun caused a bullet to enter his roommate’s body, but she was perfectly fine after getting life flighted to the University of Kentucky hospital. Hell, some student doctor probably got valuable experience from treating her that will be useful when he works on a patient in the future who has actually been seriously injured. Maybe some girl nursing students got experience on how not to panic at the sight of blood while watching him work on her. So as far as we’re concerned, this is a case of no harm, no foul. Unfortunately, we aren’t the law in places like Perry County, Kentucky, but we’re working on that!
Perry County man accused of shooting woman says it was an accident
10/23/2015
A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm.
Proverbs 27:15
Michael Penix from our Waco NSPA chapter was indicted last week by a McLennan County grand jury for the Sept. 13 shooting death of his wife. The injustice here is that the grand jury apparently never considered the role Patriot Penix’s deceased wife played in the shooting. See, at first Patriot Penix told the police he shot his wife when he mistook her for an intruder. We initially believed that right away because the very same thing happened to that brave South African Oscar Pistorius fellow who accidentally shot and killed his girlfriend while she was in the bathroom because he thought she was a dangerous intruder. Better safe than sorry, we always say.
Well, once the busybody police started asking all kinds of questions, Patriot Penix added a tad bit more information about what led up to the situation in which his wife happened to die because of a bullet that was discharged from his gun. Patriot Penix had been sound asleep (and every day it seems like medical researchers are releasing a new study about the importance of getting plenty of good sleep for your health) when it turns out his nagging wife woke him up just so she could start arguing with him. Then she just kept arguing on and on with him to no end. One thing led to another and before he knew it Patriot Penix had his .38-caliber revolver in his hand, and he somehow happened to shoot her. Well, we would like to point out that none of this would have ever happened if she had followed the old adage about letting sleeping dog lie. Furthermore, the Bible makes repeated references to the need for wives to keep their mouths shut and to obey their husbands. So we’re just saying that there is plenty of Biblical precedent to put Patriot Penix’s actions in an appropriate context. Let’s just hope the jury is wise enough to understand that.
Waco man indicted in shooting death of wife
10/22/2015
NSPA member arrested basically for doing nothing more than what a bunch of thug rap stars do to make millions of dollars!
Who says black guys have it oh so tough in Dictator Obama’s today? If you take a look at this case, you’ll see that White guys have it much worse when it comes to trying to get any justice around here. Barry “Ricky” Arnold Jr. from our Savannah NSPA chapter and a former Savannah Firefighter of the Year was arrested last week after an “incident” at an Applebee’s restaurant.
All that really happened was that Patriot Arnold Jr. was having a few drinks and blowing off a little steam. So he was probably just joking around when he allegedly began making racial comments to his wife about their black waitress. Sure enough there was a trouble making black couple sitting at a nearby table, and they overheard Patriot Arnold Jr.’s comments. Obviously the black husband didn’t understand that there’s still simply an order to the way things are down in Savannah because he made a point of confronting Patriot Arnold Jr. about his racial comments.
Then, according to an article in the Savannah Morning News, an intoxicated Patriot Arnold Jr. began making the same racial slurs toward the black guy. This led to a fight between the two of them. Well, the black guy decided to cut and run and left the Applebee’s in a hurry with his wife. Patriot Arnold Jr. couldn’t just let him get away without being taught a lesson for acting all full of himself and having the nerve to confront him so he followed them out into the parking lot. Then Patriot Arnold Jr. allegedly got his handgun from his car and pointed it at the black couple.
So right on cue the Political Correctness Police were called to the scene. They arrested Patriot Arnold Jr. and slammed him with (get this) misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, and pointing a gun at another. Then the leaders of the victimization culture chimed in as some black preacher from the Unity Political Action Committee whined that Patriot Arnold Jr. should have actually been charged with felonies.
Hell, that is a bunch of baloney. If Patriot Arnold Jr. had been a black guy rapper, he wouldn’t have been arrested. No, he would have been celebrated for dropping the N-word and pulling a gun. As the residents of the ghetto regions say, this would have given him what they call street cred in their community. Sadly, a White guy doesn’t get cut this kind of slack. It’s just another day in Dictator Obama’s America!
Savannah firefighter facing misdemeanor charges for racial slurs, pointing gun
10/21/2015
Dictator Obama causes NSPA member to shoot a friend in the belly!
Cody Ratliff from our La Porte NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday night and hauled off to the Harris County jail for allegedly shooting a friend in the belly with a .22 caliber revolver after a party. Sure, the lamestream media is trying to paint Patriot Ratliff as an irresponsible, emotionally immature overgrown boy who responds to commonplace aggravations by recklessly shooting a gun, but they are failing to put the alleged shooting in its proper context.
The “victim” in this case was one of Patriot Ratliff’s lazy, shiftless friends who had spent the entire evening nagging Patriot Ratliff about getting a ride home. See, in Dictator Obama’s America (if we can even still call it that) people have become conditioned to expect reflexively to get free stuff, whether it be free healthcare or a free ride home from a party after heavy drinking. People now think nothing of holding their hands out with the belief that somebody is obligated to give them something for free.
Sure enough, Patriot Ratliff had become increasingly annoyed that his friend was demanding a ride home throughout the night, but he kept a lid on things. When the party ended, Patriot Ratliff, who had been drinking all night, acted responsibly by giving the keys to his truck to another friend who was sober to drive him home. Since Patriot Ratliff is such a good guy, he allowed his annoying friend to get a ride home in the bed of the truck.
Well, the ungrateful, entitled friend overplayed his hand and kept harping at Patriot Ratliff through the cab window on the way home. Patriot Ratliff finally had enough so he reached his foot across the vehicle cab and slammed on the brakes according to the police report.
Patriot Ratliff and his annoying friend then got of the truck and continued arguing. After suffering the sight of the always expanding “free stuff” culture that has grown for the past 7 years, Patriot Ratliff got mad as hell and wasn’t going to take it anymore so he allegedly shot his buddy in the belly with his .22 caliber revolver.
Look, the friend didn’t die so in the long run Patriot Ratliff did him a favor by teaching him not to expect to get free stuff automatically. However, the “authorities” certainly didn’t thank him for teaching this lesson and sent him off to jail. Another day in Dictator Obama’s America and another responsible NSPA member is persecuted.
Intoxicated man shoots friend who insisted on being driven home from a party
10/20/2015
Wow, we never would have thought we would say this, but we have found a gun control measure we can fully support!
Last week while watching the Democrat Party debate Randy Pullen from our Phoenix NSPA chapter and former chairman of the Arizona Republican Party tweeted a proposal for gun control that we stand behind. His tweet read, “Yes black lives matter. The best way to end the slaughter of young black men is to take guns away from blacks as they are the main killers.”
Leave it to an NSPA member to bring Solomon like wisdom to this question over what are we ever going to do with all these blacks and their guns. While we have always fought any government attempts to confiscate our guns so they can establish a Communistic One World caliphate here, in this case we do support the narrowly targeted confiscation of guns belonging to the blacks. Not only will we stop blacks from killing blacks, but we will also prevent them from getting completely out of line. After all, look at what a nation full of armed blacks did in Haiti in the late 18th century ( http://www.blackpast.org/gah/haitian-revolution-1791-1804 ). Are you finally listening now?
Ex-Arizona GOP Chairman Randy Pullen Tweets that Blacks Are Society’s “Main Killers” and Suggests Stripping Them of Guns
10/19/2015
NSPA member arrested for simply teaching a pack of wayward children never to bring a pencil to a gunfight.
Bobby Buice from our Tampa NSPA chapter was arrested today on two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, possession of cocaine and possession of paraphernalia. In other words, he got arrested for being a White guy who knows how to handle a gun, traits which made him Public Enemy #1 with the local “law enforcement” officials.
Look, here’s what really happened. Patriot Buice was out driving this morning when an out of control pack of middle school students waiting for their school bus threw a pencil at Patriot Buice’s car as he drove by them. Well, we’re sure he is a good Christian and wanted to scare these kids onto the path of righteousness so he drove home to get his BB gun and then returned to the bus stop allegedly to threaten to shoot two of the children. He drove away then to let them think about the errors of their ways. Then a little later he returned to watch them get on the bus, probably to see if they showed any signs of remorse for what they had done.
Then right on cue the deputies who don’t have anything better to do in rural Minnesota rushed to the scene, hoping to look cool and useful (good luck with that) by harassing and hectoring Patriot Buice. Well, they started snooping through his car and found the BB gun (that’s not even a gun for Christ’s sake) and some cocaine. As for the cocaine, we’re figuring he probably found it on the streets and wanted to bring it to a drug treatment facility to make sure it was disposed of properly before it fell into the wrong hands.
Unfortunately, the deputies seized the opportunity to lock up yet another NSPA Patriot on unfounded charges to ease the way for the Government thugs who will be coming soon to confiscate our guns. That’s why we must never pause for even just one day so we can continue our fight for the rights of small penised White guys who love guns.
Deputies: Tampa man threatens to shoot BB gun at middle school students
10/18/2015
NSPA member arrested for basically trying to stick to his (real) marriage vows!
Maxwell Garihan from our Black Forest NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and now faces charges of first-degree murder and attempted first-degree murder for allegedly shooting and injuring his ex-wife, shooting and killing her new boyfriend and shooting and injuring her boyfriend’s dog. According to the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office, for what that’s worth (absolutely nothing in our humble opinion), Patriot Garihan allegedly barged into his ex-wife’s boyfriend’s mobile home and started shooting. Yeah, her boyfriend is dead, and she and the boyfriend’s dog are recovering from their gunshot injuries, but once again the lamestream, gun hating media isn’t putting the full story in its proper context.
See, Patriot Garihan’s ex-wife unwittingly revealed just how devoted he was to her and how determined he was to adhere to their marriage vows when she tried to wring some sympathy from the media by announcing after the shootings that Patriot Garihan had left her 20 “threatening” notes filled repeatedly with the line “until death do us part” after she filed for divorce. Then on another day recently she said he sent her 10 e-mails to announce they would die together.
Now, if you ask me, that is simply Patriot Garihan demonstrating how sacred their marriage vows were to him. However, she didn’t take their vows as seriously and rushed to the courts last month to file a frivolous protection order after she got these notes and e-mails. Get this. In the protection order filing, she claimed Patriot Garihan had snuck into her home four times and hidden in the closets. Now let’s get this straight. No NSPA member spends any time in hiding in closets. We are all extremely secure, confident, completely HETEROSEXUAL men! Any other claim is a vicious lie! Totally!
Maybe it’s just a coincidence (NOT!) that plenty of people, such as Patriot Garihan’s ex-wife, no longer take their real marriages seriously now that the scourge of gay marriage is spreading like a pandemic disease across Obama’s America. So now Patriot Garihan is branded a criminal for simply trying to hold onto his real marriage. What happened to America?
Suspect In Fatal Black Forest Shooting Caught
http://www.kktv.com/home/headlines/Deadly-Overnight-Shooting-333156921.html
10/17/2015
Whoever spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is diligent to discipline him.
Proverbs 13:24
Karson Drumm from our Great Falls NSPA chapter was arrested last night by the cracker jack Great Falls Police Department basically for following the Bible in regard to how to show a child how to behave. However, if you listen to the Great Falls “police”, you’ll believe he was arrested for felony assault with a weapon, felony assault on a minor and criminal endangerment.
See, here’s what happened. Patriot Drumm was visiting a woman when her 4-year old little brat poked him. Since Patriot Drumm is such a good Christian and knows the Biblical importance of disciplining a child, he allegedly struck the child to instill good Christian values in him. Then the unruly child’s mother who obviously knows nothing about the Bible tried to intervene and prevent Patriot Drumm’s from delivering his Bible lesson.
Since Patriot Drumm knew the mortal soul of the child was at stake, he allegedly pulled on a gun on the child’s mother to get her to butt out so he could finish teaching the child how to be a good Christian. Sure enough, since it’s a crime in Dictator Obama’s America to be a Christian and to love guns, the Great Falls “police” arrived on the scene and hauled Patriot Drumm off to the Cascade County Detention Center, where he now languishes at the whim of a corrupt and hateful “legal” system. Get your Bibles out and pray for Patriot Drumm because he will need all the help he can get when it is his time to face a Sharia judge appointed by our Muslim in Chief, Dictator Obama.
Man arrested for striking child, pointing gun at mother
10/16/2015
NSPA member arrested basically for practicing capitalism. Oh, right, I forgot that practicing capitalism is considered a high crime by that Communist Socialist Dictator Obama!
Peter Chiarelli from our West Boca NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week in West Palm Beach and charged with aggravated assault with a firearm because Dictator Obama hates capitalism.
See, Patriot Chiarelli owns a high-pressure hydrocleaning business, and he always keeps his eye on the competition because that’s what you have to do if you want to succeed in business. Well, on Monday he noticed a business competitor who thought he was a real hotshot performing a high pressure cleaning job on a sidewalk along Yamato Road. Patriot Chiarelli began taking cellphone pictures of him because it’s always important to keep track of your competitors.
Sure enough, this other business owner started whining at Patriot Chiarelli to stop taking his picture, as if taking a picture is some sort of crime. This led to an argument between the two of them until Patriot Chiarelli realized he had to deliver a little free market survival of the fittest lesson. So he went and got two of his buddies and returned to let this other bozo know who was running the high-pressure hydrocleaning racket on the mean streets of West Palm Beach.
One of Patriot Chiarelli’s buddies got out of the car and approached the other guy, who revealed just how dangerous he really was by grabbing a plastic tube and showing that he planned on using it to defend himself from an attack. He then claimed that Patriot Chiarelli’s buddy tried to antagonize him by yelling out, “Go ahead and hit me.”
That’s when Patriot Chiarelli allegedly got out of the car and pulled out his green semiautomatic and told the other hydrocleaner to hit his buddy so he would have a reason to shoot him. Surprise, surprise, but Patriot Chiarelli’s business competitor ran away like a sissy to call the police because he didn’t have the guts to stand his ground and compete with Patriot Chiarelli. No, he needed somebody from the government to help protect him from a stronger competitor.
So instead of simply allowing the unobservable market forces to take care of the situation, the government sanctioned “police” hunted down Patriot Chiarelli and locked him up in jail because Heaven forbid if a gun loving, small penised White man could be allowed to build up his business without having gun hating government officials showing up to get in his way.
Business owner accused of pointing gun at pressure-cleaning man
10/15/2015
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: “it might have been!”
John Greenleaf Whittier
Jonathan Lerschea from our Port Charles NSPA chapter was arrested last week after allegedly shooting at his girlfriend, her 16-month old child and a dog in a domestic-related shooting incident that led to a chase through the city, according to a report by WNCN Channel 2, an NBC affiliate.
According to the “authorities”, Patriot Lerschea was arguing with his girlfriend and then pulled his gun out and began firing. This caused her to escalate the situation by running away, which she surely knew would only make Patriot Lerschea angrier. Sure enough, her ploy worked, and Patriot Lerschea followed her as she ran to several neighboring homes while holding her child (talk about irresponsible parenting) trying to get somebody to call the police. Thanks to her efforts to antagonize Patriot Lerschea, he shot his gun wildly while chasing her. She and her child were stuck by glass, while one of Patriot Lerschea’s shots struck a neighbor’s dog.
Since Patriot Lerschea knew he would take the blame for everything, he got in his car and drove away. One thing led to another, and he crashed into several cars until the “authorities” eventually caught him. So now Patriot Lerschea sits in Charlotte County jail on multiple charges and with a $1 million bond hanging over his head.
The saddest thing about this story is the fact that Patriot Lerschea and his girlfriend will never be joined in marriage now. The devious nature of gay marriage used to only destroy and corrode established real marriages. Now the decay and decadence of gay marriage has begun to destroy marriages before they even occur. Isn’t it interesting that Patriot Lerschea and his girlfriend didn’t have a problem like this before the Supreme Court forced gay marriage on all of us. Well, lo and behold, look at how their relationship was ruined after the gay marriage decision was passed down. Thanks to the plague of gay marriage, Patriot Lerschea and his girlfriend will never be married. We are sadly left to ponder that it might have been.
Port Charlotte shooting incident injures woman, child, dog
10/14/2015
NSPA member arrested basically for trying to put his wife’s mind at ease!
Jay S. Green from our South Strabane Township NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this month on charges of making terroristic threats, simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment and endangering the welfare of children. Did you get all of that? What a bunch of mularkey. The “authorities” alleged that an intoxicated Patriot Green pointed a semiautomatic rifle at his wife during a domestic dispute while her 8-year-old son was in the house.
So his hysterical wife called the “authorities”, and right away they arrested him without taking the time to find out what was really going on. Then to make matters worse, they ransacked his house and confiscated Patriot Green’s pistol and eight rifles. Before Patriot Green knew it, the “authorities” were hauling him off to Washington County jail.
Now unlike the “authorities”, we here at the NSPA are actually trying to figure out what REALLY happened here. First, it’s important to know that Patriot Green is a jail counselor at the very same Washington County jail where he was locked up.
Now what we’re figuring is that Patriot Green had actually been using his counseling skills to help his wife worry less about the dangers he faces in his job as a jail counselor. Any good counselor knows the counseling technique of systematic desensitization, whereby a patient can reduce anxiety and fear about a particular stimulus through gradual and systematic exposure to that stimulus.
See, we’re guessing Patriot Green’s wife was always worried about the potential danger Patriot Green faced every day he went to work. Since he is a good counselor, we’re pretty sure he decided to practice a little systematic desensitization on his wife so she wouldn’t worry about him so much while he was at work. So he got drunk and wielded a semiautomatic rifle at her to provide exposure to the stimulus of the dangerous, gun wielding criminals she spends all of her time worrying about him encountering at work. We’re sure that was the plan, and, if you ask us, that seems pretty damn considerate to us.
However, sure enough, Patriot Green’s ungrateful wife and the gun hating South Strabane Township police couldn’t have cared less about this loving gesture. We shouldn’t be surprised by any of this anymore, but we’ve got to admit it still hurts.
Jail counselor incarcerated after domestic dispute
http://www.observer-reporter.com/article/20151001/NEWS01/151009942
10/13/2015
NSPA member arrested for basically trying to gain the trust of his stepdaughter!
Billy Sistrunk from our Eunice NSPA chapter faced the daunting task of trying to establish a meaningful relationship based on trust and respect with his stepdaughter. This is a challenge faced by all stepparents across America. How does one enter the life of a young person as a replacement parent and overcome the entirely understandable mistrust and resentment that young person might harbor? Well, Patriot Sistrunk overcame this obstacle in the one obvious way. He hauled out his gun and started shooting.
See, here’s what happened. Yesterday Patriot Sistrunk’s stepdaughter began fighting with her boyfriend, and she hit his crutches, according to the Eunice Police Chief. When her boyfriend tried to push her away, Patriot Sistrunk allegedly misread the situation and thought the boyfriend was trying to choke her. Patriot Sistrunk saw this as the perfect opportunity to bond with his stepdaughter. He also wanted to appear as more of a real father so he leveled his .22-caliber derringer at the boyfriend and shot him in the head.
Well, the victim drove himself to the hospital so it couldn’t have been that bad. Nevertheless, the gun hating Eunice Police department was determined to lock up another NSPA Patriot so they charged him with attempted manslaughter. The subtext to this is that the liberals in the Eunice Police Department hate the family unit even more than guns so they really pursued the attempted manslaughter charge to punish him for attempting to develop a relationship with his stepdaughter. We need the local police regulating our guns just like Patriot Sistrunk’s daughter’s boyfriend needs another hole in his head. STAND UP AND FIGHT!
Eunice man accused of shooting stepdaughter’s boyfriend in head
10/12/2015
Another day, another NSPA (real) marriage destroyed by gay marriage!
David Brockson from our Kenosha NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with first-degree murder for allegedly shooting and killing his ex-wife after he allegedly confronted her over allegations by their 9-year-old daughter that she had assaulted her, as reported by the Chicago Daily Herald.
Once again we see the destabilizing and destructive effect gay marriage is having on real marriages all across America as we pointed out in yesterday’s post. Now, sure, some will point out that Patriot Brockson and his wife had already been divorced before the June 26th Supreme Court decision that forced gay marriage on the United States and invited the doom of Biblical (real) marriages, but we would like to point out they got divorced after those God damned Massachusetts liberal deviants legalized gay marriage on May 17, 2004. Obviously, that decision led to all of the events that brought Patriot Brockson’s marriage to an end.
By the way is it just a coincidence that it was also on a May 17th (in this case, in 1954) that a bunch of unelected lawyers on the Supreme Court forced their Brown vs. Board of Education decision upon us and destroyed the whole idea of the way things ought to be? Well, we don’t think it is a coincidence. On top of that, May 17th just happened to be the birthday of Archibald Cox, the Witch Hunter in Chief of the Watergate investigation until Robert Bork thankfully fired his liberal ass.
Now some liberal trolls have already sent snide e-mails about this story and asked, if the allegations are true that Patriot Brockson’s ex-wife had assaulted their daughter, wouldn’t the couple’s two children have been better off living in a home with two loving gay parents rather than in a home with a father capable of murder and a mother capable of child abuse? No, we’re sure we can find plenty of social scientists through the American Enterprise Institute who can prove that children are better off being raised in a household with a mother and a father. Case closed.
Authorities: Ex-husband killed Gurnee woman during struggle
http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20150929/news/150928698/
10/11/2015
NSPA member’s marriage ruined by gay marriage!
Christopher Lynn Richardson from our Elizabethon NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and charged with aggravated assault under the Domestic Violence Law and reckless endangerment and now must appear in Session Court on November 10 to face these ridiculous charges.
Now the county Constable claims Patriot Richardson returned home late Monday night and was intoxicated. Since he’s the man of the house he told his wife he wanted his gun. She allegedly nagged at him and told him he couldn’t have his gun because he was so drunk. The Bible clearly says the wife must obey the husband so Patriot Richardson was well within his rights when he allegedly became extremely angry and “started to throw a fit.” We’re sure she was exaggerating when she then claimed Patriot Richardson pushed and choked her before punching her in the mouth. Then in what we feel was a manipulative attention seeking ploy she called 911. That’s when she alleged he got his gun out and shot at her.
Sure, the “authorities” and Patriot Richardson’s wife have churned out this implausible story, but it’s obvious to us the real issue here is the harmful effect gay marriage is having on normal, Biblically approved marriage. Is it just a coincidence none of this happened between Patriot Richardson and his wife before the 5 unelected lawyers on the Supreme Court legalized gay marriage on June 26th? I certainly don’t think so. Look, we have been warning you all along about how gay marriage would destroy real marriages. Well, the case of Patriot Richardson proves we were right all along. #toldyouso
Man arrested after firing gun in domestic disturbance
10/10/2015
NSPA member arrested on a felony charge of Terrorizing basically for being considerate of lonely stray cats who don’t have anybody to play with them!
Harold Heitmann from out Gardner NSPA chapter was arrested in Fargo early Friday morning and charged with Terrorizing, a class C felony in North Dakota, for allegedly pointing a gun with a laser sight at a group of people from inside his hotel room. This all happened after the three scaredy cat “victims” called the police in a panic to report somebody was shining a laser at them while they were standing in front of their hotel.
Well, the police, who must have nothing better to do with their time, showed up and (we’re sure) ransacked Patriot Heitmann’s hotel room to confiscate three guns, one of which had a laser sight. Then they hit him with the Terrorizing charge.
If they hadn’t been in such a rush to judgment and actually did their jobs, they could have figured out what was really going on here. See, we figure Patriot Heitmann is probably a cat lover and has a soft spot in his heart in particular for unloved, homeless cats who have never been acquainted with care and comfort. We don’t like to judge books by their covers, but in the case of Patriot Heitmann we can tell just by looking at him that he has a kind and compassionate heart.
So we’re positive that he was looking out his hotel room window when he saw a few forlorn feral felines (who have never known the joy of a belly rub or a scratch behind the ear) walking their lonely paths through cruel and uncaring city streets. Patriot Heitmann certainly knew that all cats love the playful hunt of a laser pointer dot so we would bet a million dollars that he simply got his gun out to shine the laser sight on the sidewalk so the cats could chase it around and enjoy a brief respite of careless cat fun from their otherwise solitary struggles. It’s not Patriot Heitmann’s fault that those three sissies in front of the hotel were so self centered that they assumed the laser dot was meant for them.
Apparently the police didn’t care as well, probably because insecure police officers like nothing more than to try to cover up their feelings of inferiority by locking up real Patriots like Patriot Heitmann.
Man allegedly pointed gun with laser sight at group of people at Fargo hotel
http://www.inforum.com/news/3857844-man-allegedly-pointed-gun-laser-sight-group-people-fargo-hotel
10/9/2015
Be you therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful.
Luke 6:36
Good luck finding mercy in the Sharia law type courts that rule the roost here in Muslim Dictator Obama’s America.
Johnny Malcolm Vinson from our Nashville NSPA chapter was forced to face a Sharia law type of tribunal right here in America for allegedly shooting his estranged wife outside a Sam’s Club last year and was convicted of attempted second-degree murder, two aggravated assault charges and employment of a weapon while committing a felony.
The “authorities” claimed Patriot Vinson had been stalking his estranged wife the day of the shooting. After following her throughout the day, he allegedly confronted her in the Sam’s Club parking lot and shot her in the upper torso and a hand, causing her to lose a finger.
This wasn’t the first time Patriot Vinson was the victim of false accusations because earlier this year he was convicted of (get this) aggravated assault for using a Taser against his estranged wife back in December 2013. He was also convicted in 2011 for reckless aggravated assault for allegedly ramming his car into his estranged wife’s car (who do they have making this stuff up?).
Well, when Patriot Vinson was asked if he had anything to say before sentencing, Patriot Vinson reasonably suggested he should just get a 5 year sentence and pleaded for mercy, since after all mercy is the foundation of Christianity (except for dealing with deviants, Muslims, Jews, homosexuals, etc.). However, since this was a Sharia law style of court, the judgmental judge claimed Patriot Vinson had minimized his wrongdoings. Apparently, the judge had never heard of Jesus’ admonition to judge not, lest ye be judged and went ahead and sentenced Patriot Vinson to 44 years in prison.
What can we say other than when the fix is in, the fix is in? Once again, another small penised, gun loving White Christian man has been removed from the battlefield for freedom by Dictator Obama’s regime. That is why we must never rest in our fight for the rights of small penised White Christian men all across America.
Man gets 44 years for shooting wife at Sam’s Club
10/8/2015
Good Guy With a Gun gets punished for trying to save the day.
Douglas Ward from our Culpeper NSPA chapter was busy using his Good Guy With a Gun skills to save his community when the police interrupted his efforts and arrested him. They took him to jail and then dragged him into general district court on Monday, where he got slapped with a circuit court initial hearing set for Oct. 19 to face felony charges of unlawful wounding and unlawful shooting at a building.
Here’s what really happened. Patriot Ward was out in his yard with his gun trying to save his neighborhood by shooting a rabid raccoon that was running wild and putting everybody at risk of bodily harm. Patriot Ward was well within his rights because Culpeper municipal law allows citizens to shoot guns within the town’s limits “for the control of varmints”, as reported in the Culpeper Star-Exponent newspaper.
Well, while he was selflessly protecting his neighborhood from this dangerous threat, one of his shots allegedly went a little stray and struck some female neighbor in one of her arms. The reason she was even outside in the first place was because she was checking on her children who were in the yard playing. If you ask us, she was being an irresponsible mother to allow her children to be playing outside when an armed Patriot was close by hunting a raccoon. Wow, some people just have no sense of how to be safe and responsible.
Look, she got shot in the arm, but she didn’t die. Also, none of her brat kids got shot. Nonetheless, the “authorities” felt the need to arrest Patriot Ward, probably because they understand taxpayers will wake up and realize they no longer need a “professional” (yeah, right) police force (i.e. waste of tax dollars) when they see what a few Good Guys With a Gun can accomplish. Patriot Ward is exactly the type of Good Guy With a Gun we need to be out on self guided patrol to keep us safe, and he inspires us to continue our work everyday here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters.
Charges in accidental shooting certified to Culpeper circuit court
10/7/2015
Nobody likes band nerds!
William Henry Kloss from our New Braunfels NSPA chapter was arrested recently for shooting two members of a high school marching band with a pellet gun because he had become tired of the annoying, unending noise the band was making while practicing across the street from his home. Patriot Kloss had made multiple complaints about the noise produced by the marching band prior to the incident, but none of the local “authorities” ever quieted them down.
Well, how many times can a God fearing, White good guy with a gun be expected to listen to a bunch of minimally talented high school musicians practice Duke Ellington’s ‘Take The A Train’ and Pat Benatar’s ‘Shadows of The Night’ over and over again before taking matters into his own hands? Look, neither of the band members were injured seriously since it was a pellet gun, and nobody likes band nerds anyways so we figured this should be a case of no harm, no foul.
However, as we know by now, the “authorities” never let a chance to lock up an NSPA member pass by so they charged him with two second degree felony counts of aggravated assault. Even worse for Patriot Kloss is that when he gets out of jail, he will discover that the marching band is back practicing on the field across the street from his home. #neverendingnightmare
Upset about noise, man shoots marching band during practice
http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/upset-about-noise-man-shoots-marching-band-during-/nnncr/
10/6/2015
NSPA member named Christian is persecuted for simply acting like a good Christian!
Christian (he never had a chance in Obama’s America to begin with) Gunter from our Sarasota NSPA chapter is just the latest American who has been punished for being a Christian. The “authorities” arrested Patriot Gunter yesterday and charged him with Aggravated Battery with a Firearm because they claimed he shot a man in a road rage incident.
Nothing could be further from the truth, but what else would you expect when going up against the lying liberal gun haters in the Sarasota police department? See, we’re guessing the actual truth is that the “authorities” are punishing Patriot Gunter for acting out the lesson to be drawn from the parable of the good Samaritan found in Luke 10:25-37.
Here’s what we’re figuring happened. Patriot Gunter was riding his cool motorcycle southbound on US-11 when some old fogey puttering along in a Ford Taurus was slowing him down. Admittedly, Patriot Gunter was getting frustrated with the old man’s driving so he yelled out and confronted him about it when they were stopped next to each other at a stop light.
Well, the old man said his car was having trouble, and he was concerned it might start overheating. Then he told Patriot Gunter to mind his own business. When the light changed to green, the “authorities” claimed an angry Patriot Gunter began following the old man, who tried to shake him by making a number of lane changes. They claimed Patriot Gunter then followed the old man into a gas station parking lot to continue the confrontation.
However, as good Christians who read the Bible everyday, we know Patriot Gunter was probably just acting out the lesson taught in the fable of the good Samaritan. We are sure that Patriot Gunter was following the old man because he was worried about the car trouble he might be having and wanted to make sure he arrived home safely.
We have no doubt that when Patriot Gunter approached the old man in the parking lot and pulled out his gun he was only trying to check on his well being and to offer him an armed escort home because there are a lot of unstable characters out there who might try to abuse and bully old people. However, the old man panicked when he saw the gun which caused him to attack Patriot Gunter, which we’re sure caused the gun to discharge accidentally.
So the old man ended up with a bullet in his stomach, and Patriot Gunter ended up in jail. When will the persecution of gun loving, small penised White Christians end? TODAY! Well, actually Thursday because I’m bringing my mother tomorrow to a matinee showing of Pixels at the Cinemark 10 dollar theater in Canton. So I’ll get started on the end of this persecution Thursday afternoon.
Sarasota man arrested in road rage shooting
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/2015/10/05/sarasota-man-arrested-road-rage-shooting/73425562/
10/5/2015
First they came at us for having little penises. Now they’re coming at us for having little faces. Enough is enough!
Anthony Vicknair Sr. from our Livingston Parish NSPA chapter was arrested and charged recently on a count of attempted second-degree murder after the “authorities” alleged he shot his son three times. We here at the NSPA headquarters are calling for an independent investigation of how this case was handled because it appears there was a rush to judgment here. After the “authorities” were called out to Patriot Vicknair’s home, they seemed to zero in on him immediately as the only suspect who could have possibly shot his son in the chest, head and hand.
The “authorities” claimed they found Patriot Vicknair’s handgun which was used in the shooting, but we all know how the “authorities” frequently plant evidence on small-penised, gun loving White men.
Sadly, we think Patriot Vicknair was also targeted by the “authorities” because he has a little face. It is likely one of the arresting officers entered law enforcement because he had a juvenile fascination with Dick Tracy and harbored dreams of being a square jawed good guy hero with a gun who saves pretty women from dangerous criminals like Little Face. So this insecure loser walked around all the time with a gun, lusting for a chance to pull out his gun and be a hero who saves the day. So when he saw Patriot Vicknair’s little face, he acted on impulse and immediately profiled him as the culprit. It is time we stand up to the police to make sure they no longer get away with this type of bigotry against White men who happen to have small body parts!
Father shoots son three times Thursday, held in Livingston Parish jail without bail as victim remains in hospital
http://theadvocate.com/news/13237963-123/father-shoots-son-three-times
10/4/2015
Do they really expect us to believe that an NSPA member would behave like a desperate, violently erratic sociopath all because of a woman? Well, apparently I shouldn’t be surprised anymore by anything in Obama’s America (or what’s left of it).
John Wayne Strawser from our Terra Alta NSPA chapter was just charged for a road rage shooting that happened back in January, 2014. Considering the “authorities” had all this time to create a case against Patriot Strawser, you would have thought they could have come up with something a little more plausible.
See, they’re claiming he shot and killed a young man on highway I-81 just outside of Greencastle, PA because he mistook his car for the car of his intended victims, a former girlfriend and her husband. The former girlfriend claimed Patriot Strawser was a volatile man who had been repeatedly contacting her and her husband on the night of the murder and gave them the impression he had been hunting them that night. She said Patriot Strawser had been possessive, was prone to fits of rage and often acted violently. Though Patriot Strawser lived more than two hours away from them, she said he would regularly show up places in their town and stalked her through anonymous text messages.
Look, right off the bat, any competent investigator would have recognized none of this passes a smell test. As if a Good Guy With A Gun like Patriot Strawser would spend all of this time following a married woman. First of all, as a good Christian, he would have known it is a sin to lie down with a married woman. Besides, he would have been too busy looking out for dangerous Muslims, black men and Mexicans to allow himself to get sidetracked by some dame.
Well, the “authorities” claim they pulled together a lot of evidence after a thorough investigation that took over a year and a half. They claim Patriot Strawser’s pickup truck had replacement parts that would have been needed to fix the damage that would have occurred from the collision of the shooter’s truck with the shooting victim’s car prior to the shooting, that they found the gun used in the shooting, that they matched .44 casings from the scene of the crime to Patriot Strawser’s gun, that Patriot Strawser’s DNA profile matched the DNA profile on the .44 casings found at the scene of the crime, that gunshot residue was found on the driver’s side of his truck, that cell phone towers place him at the scene of the shooting and that his alibi that he had been at work on the night of the shooting was refuted by his boss. (Talk about flimsy circumstantial evidence.)
Oh, and to make things even more absurd, Patriot Strawser had also just been arrested for a similar shooting of another motorist in West Virginia before he got picked up for this murder charge. Dictator Obama sure is getting sloppy and desperate in his mad rush to lock up as many Good Guys With A Gun as he can before he leaves office. #pathetic
Man charged for I-81 ‘road rage’ killing in 2014
http://fox43.com/2015/09/21/man-charged-for-i-81-killing-in-2014/
10/3/2015
Look, shit happens. Deal with it!
Now we don’t like to brag around here at the NSPA headquarters, but even we must humbly admit we showed we sure knew how to pick a winner when back in 2013 we were the first national organization to endorse Jeb Bush for the 2016 presidential election. Granted, it was an easy call because, after all, he was the first governor in the United States to sign Stand Your Ground legislation. This legislation was a watershed moment in the small penis civil rights movement because it allowed emotionally immature, insecure, small-penised White guys who are disappointed with how their lives turned out to heedlessly initiate completely unwarranted confrontations with defenseless, unarmed young black men to show them who is boss.
That being said, we also recognized his ability to speak truths that most politicians are afraid to utter. Sure enough, he showed that ability while speaking to a crowd in South Carolina yesterday about whether after the Oregon school shootings there is a need for gun control legislation. Our man Jeb said gun control legislation would accomplish nothing because we can’t control everything. As he summed it up, “Look, stuff happens.” We understand he had to say “stuff” instead of “shit” because he is a good Christian, but besides that we really couldn’t have said it any better.
Jeb has the courage to point out the futility of passing any gun control laws that cannot guarantee they will prevent every single gun related murder in the future. I mean, what’s the point? Criminals will still be able to get guns so why even bother. Now, we recognize it’s completely different when it comes to banning abortion. All of the liberal fetus haters say that many women will still find a way to get abortions even if we outlaw abortion so we should keep abortion legal to make sure they are safe.
So some liberal troll might try to lure me into a trap about applying the logic of our chief argument against gun laws to our desire to see abortion outlawed, but that’s because they don’t have anything better to do on a Saturday night than to sit at a computer and I’m not going to fall for it. In fact I have to log off my dial up internet connection now because I’m sure there are people trying to call me right now to invite me out to a party or to go out to dinner or to go to a movie or to come over to watch a few on those new Time Life ‘Hee Haw’ dvds or to read favorite Bible passages about why women should be subservient to men or to have any kind of basic social interaction. Sorry, haters, you’ll have to spend the rest of the night posting rude messages on Sarah Palin’s Facebook page because I’m sure any minute now I’ll be having a lot of fun.
WATCH: Jeb Argues Against Gun Control After Oregon Massacre: ‘Stuff Happens’
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jeb-bush-stuff-happens-oregon-shooting
10/2/2015
Thanks for nothing, Pope Francis!
Father Kevin Carter from our Little Ferry NSPA chapter and the priest at St. Margaret of Cortona Roman Catholic Church was charged by the gun hating and Godless faction of the Little Ferry police department with endangering the welfare of a child and aggravated assault by pointing a firearm.
Before you buy into the liberal hyped hysteria over this case, let me explain what really happened. See, earlier last month a busybody hypocritical parishioner of the St. Margaret church was overtaken by the spirit of Pontius Pilate and contacted officials at the Newark Archdiocese to report a harmless joke played by Patriot/Father Carter with the hope of getting him in trouble.
On Sunday, September 13 Patriot/Father Carter allegedly told an 8-year old parishioner that he needed to see him before service in one of the rectory rooms. Once in the room, Patriot/Father Carter allegedly asked the 8-year old to stand against a wall. Patriot/Father Carter then allegedly pointed a long gun at the child and indicated he planned on shooting him. The “authorities” claim that several people standing outside the room witnessed this incident.
Well, when word of this got to the “authorities” two weeks after the incident, they rushed into Patriot/Father Carter’s room and found the gun, ammunition and gun powder. That’s when they cast multiple stones at him and hit him with the criminal charges. They completely ignored Patriot/Father Carter’s sensible explanation that he did this for a joke because the New York Giants were scheduled to play the Dallas Cowboys later that night, and Patriot/Father Carter was disappointed the 8-year old brat would be rooting for the Cowboys.
What we want to know is why the Newark Archdiocese has forsaken Patriot/Father Carter. For all these past decades, dioceses all over the country have been shielding and protecting priests who have raped, fondled and sodomized young boys, but they couldn’t find it in their hearts to cover up for a priest who pointed a gun at an 8-year old boy? That shows how much this liberal generated gun hatred has spread to usually reliable conservative institutions like the Catholic Church. Apparently nothing is sacred anymore. #jesuscried
NJ priest arrested for allegedly pointing a gun at a child
http://abc7ny.com/news/nj-priest-arrested-for-allegedly-pointing-a-gun-at-a-child/1014255/
10/1/2015
9/30/2015
I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.
1 Timothy 2:12
Christopher Sanger from our Cincinnati NSPA chapter was shamefully placed on administrative duty at his job with the Ohio State Highway Patrol and charged with aggravated menacing and unlawful restraint basically for following Biblical teachings. Once again, we see a Christian public employee being persecuted for having Christian beliefs.
See, back in August Patriot Sanger allegedly threatened and assaulted his wife in their home. Now according to Patriot Sanger’s wife, he allegedly pointed a gun at her face and threatened to kill her and then himself. He then allegedly hit her in the face and caused a bruise near one of her eyes. He then allegedly dragged her down a hallway by her hair and ripped a clump of hair from her scalp. Then he allegedly restrained her from leaving the house.
We find it amazing that there has been absolutely no media coverage of what Patriot Sanger’s wife did to cause him to do these things he is alleged to have done. See, it says repeatedly in the Bible that the wife must obey her husband. Obviously, Patriot Sanger’s wife strayed at some point from the Word of the Bible so Patriot Sanger must have had no choice but to bring her back in line. Just like Timothy said, “…she is to remain quiet.” Yet, you will find absolutely no mention of any of this in the news coverage of this case. That’s because the lamestream media must always rig the story to make sure the gun loving, small penised, Christian White man always appears to be the villain.
So now Patriot Sanger must endure the indignity of being prevented from protecting Ohio citizens from all of the dangerous, unstable (most likely Black, Muslim or Mexican) criminals out there while he waits for his case to go to trial. This case is just another reminder why we must fight every day to protect our gun rights because we are under attack every day from all quarters.
OSHP trooper accuse of pointing gun at wife’s head
9/29/2015
What kind of domineering, manipulative shrew of a mother would treat her 27-year-old son like a child and constantly hector him to do chores. He is a grown ass man for Christ’s sake. Who the Hell do some of these women think they are?
Stewart Butler from our South Daytona NSPA chapter was only able to stand the indignities (small and large) that his mother heaped on him for so long. So earlier this morning he had no choice but to stand up to his mother so she just might finally find it in her calcified and loveless heart to treat him like the mature man he is. See, she had apparently been nagging at him all day long about doing an endless list of chores around the apartment they share (as if he were a 12 year old immature boy!?).
Patriot Butler tried to get her to back off by throwing her cat against a wall twice and threatening to cut the cat in half and force her to eat it. Sure enough, she showed her true womanly nature and ran out of the apartment in hysterics. Since he must have sensed that she wasn’t ready to stop nagging him, he knew he had no choice but to shoot his shotgun in her direction in order to get her to start treating him like an adult for once.
Not that I know from experience, but there is no more searing and emasculating pain that a man can feel than the manhood minimizing taunts that can come from a mother who incessantly orders him around and questions whether he will ever accomplish anything with his life so I can only use my imagination to picture the anguish Patriot Butler must have been experiencing.
Well, the “authorities” didn’t care about the family dynamics, and they immediately sided with Patriot Butler’s mother, probably because they are self-loathing and have plenty of unresolved mother issues. So now Patriot Butler sits in jail, facing charges of attempted first-degree murder and discharging a firearm in public. Then to really pile it on, they also threatened him with possibly facing animal cruelty charges. Hell, that cat was never in any danger. I heard you could drop a cat off a five story building, and it will land on its feet without a single scratch on it.
The ultimate sin now is that Patriot Butler will be forced to do chores in jail. At least he has plenty of experience with being in jail after living with his mother for so long. Let’s just see how she likes living alone now without having a real man around to keep her safe from dangerous characters who are rolling around South Daytona.
Police: Florida man fires gun at mom after argument about chores
http://wtnh.com/2015/09/29/police-florida-man-fires-gun-at-mom-after-argument-about-chores/
9/28/2015
We were ready to make a special toast to all of the expectant parents in Midway, Arkansas to express our hope to each of them that their first child will be a masculine child. However, we then discovered how futile this would be when we learned about the wussification of all of the children in Midway that is taking place because of the gun hating “authorities” there.
Vernon Carl Henson from our Midway NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday after he allegedly fired an Italian made Armi Tanfoglio Giuseppe Model GT 38C .380-caliber pistol multiple times around children while he was drunk, according to the Baxter County Sheriff’s Office as reported by The Baxter Bulletin newspaper.
See, Saturday night some busybody Baxter County Sheriff’s deputies were called out to Patriot Henson’s home because some namby pamby window watcher in the neighborhood called to report seeing an intoxicated man discharging a firearm. When they showed up, Patriot Henson denied he had been firing a gun, probably because he knew there was no big deal about having a few drinks while shooting a gun. If you ask us, it would be like the deputies showing up to accuse somebody of being too American.
Well, a whole bunch of wimpy neighborhood instigatiors showed up to say Patriot Henson had been shooting his gun throughout the day while children were around. The way we look at it, Patriot Henson was teaching the children safe gun handling skills. Think of it as an enrichment class for gifted children. However, the worry wart wusses in Midway want to coddle their children and leave them incapable of being able to defend themselves from the government troops that will one day come for them to place them in internment camps.
With the entire community against him, Patriot Henson was forced to hand over his gun and was thrown into the Baxter County Jail on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication and possession of a firearm by certain persons (whatever the Hell that means????). The tragedy is that the soon to be born baby boys in Midway are doomed to ineffectual irrelevancy. Good luck finding any masculine men walking around Midway in 25 years.
Felon arrested after firing gun
http://www.baxterbulletin.com/story/news/local/2015/09/28/felon-fires-pistol/72994544/
9/27/2015
Why aren’t the “authorities” at least considering that maybe ghosts committed the murders? Oh, that’s right, the “authorities” always want to frame a White guy for a murder-suicide whenever they can.
Mark Constantino, formerly of our Reno NSPA chapter, had found renown not only as a gun loving, small penised man but also as a highly respected ghost hunter who was frequently featured with his wife on the Travel Channel’s great show ‘Ghost Adventures.’ Well, he has been in the news recently because he has been accused by the “authorities” of shooting and killing his (recently estranged) wife’s male roommate, later shooting and killing his wife in their daughter’s home, engaging police in a two hour standoff in the daughter’s home and shooting at the police before shooting and killing himself. So the lamestream media and the “authorities” rushed to label this a multiple murder-suicide and tried to portray Patriot Constantino as an abusive, emotionally unstable brute who vented his rage through the use of a firearm, which was his Constitutional right to have, we would like to add.
We here at the NSPA find it convenient that the “authorities” didn’t consider other explanations and suspects in this case. After all, Patriot Constantino was a professional ghost hunter, and the “authorities” never considered for a moment that perhaps there might be a sinister spectral suspect they might want to interrogate. See, the way we look at it is that Patriot Constantino hunted ghosts for a living. If I were a ghost, I would want to do anything I could to put Patriot Constantino out of commission so he couldn’t hunt me down. I would get together with some of my fellow ghosts to commit the murders and make it look like Patriot Canstantino committed a murder-suicide. Voila, one less hunter for my ghosts friends and me to worry about. Case closed. However, those facts wouldn’t fit the “authorities’ ” agenda.
As an NSPA member, Patriot Constantino protected us from dangerous black guys and Muslims. As a ghost hunter, Patriot Constantino kept us safe from an onslaught of ghastly ghosts from the supernatural netherworld. We owe it to his legacy to push the “authorities” to find out what really happened here.
Ghost-hunting reality star killed wife, self after years of abuse
http://pagesix.com/2015/09/24/ghost-hunting-reality-star-killed-wife-self-after-years-of-abuse/
9/26/2015
Excuse the abbreviated post today. The executive board of the National Small Penis Association is in Argus, South Dakota today to check on the well being of Donald Anthony Watson from our Argus NSPA chapter who is recovering from an accidental self inflicted gunshot to his penis.
Patriot Watson initially told the police who met him at the emergency room that he was “shot by a black guy who tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment, as reported in the Argus Leader newspaper. This story made sense to us because the reason most of us carry guns is to protect ourselves and other citizens from dangerous black guys.
Well, the lazy police didn’t bother looking for this black guy. Instead, they insisted there was no evidence of a shooting found near the dumpster and that there were no witnesses to back up this story. Since they didn’t want to do any legwork to find the black guy with a gun, they got a warrant to snoop around Patriot Watson’s apartment where they conveniently just happened to find bullet fragments on Patriot Watson’s bed and an empty gun case.
Then after Patriot Watson’s surgery, the police interrogated him in his hospital room. We’re sure while Patriot Watson was still under the influence of anesthesia they tricked him into saying he had been checking out a gun he was thinking of purchasing and the gun discharged when he put it in his pocket. Then the police had the gall to charge him with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm by a drug offender, false report of a crime to a law enforcement and false report of information to law enforcement.
So not only are we worried that the Argus police can get away with something like this, but we are also concerned that there is a dangerous, armed black man still walking the streets of Argus. We are pleased to report Patriot Watson is doing well. Since he has a small penis, there was not much penis to be damaged. #hiddenblessings
Man shoots self in penis, lies to police: affidavit
9/25/2015
J’ACCUSE! (Or as we say here in America, “You lying asshole piece of shit.”)
Chance Lee Murphy from our Pineville NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and accused of pointing a pistol at his wife’s head and threatening to kill her, their child and her parents. Now he is sitting in the Izard County jail, facing charges of aggravated assault and endangering the welfare of a child. He is alleged to have forced his wife and child to get in a car with him and then placed the barrel of a .45 caliber pistol to her head. He allegedly then told her that he would force her to watch as he killed their child and would then kill her father and stepmother.
Well, the police got involved and arrested him on what seems to us to be very shaky evidence. After all, the “authorities” are relying on what Patriot Murphy’s wife told them for their case, and we all know how hysterical and manipulative women can be. Sure enough, the “authorities” stormed into Patriot Murphy’s home and confiscated his .45 caliber pistol, AK47 and AR22.
It is obvious that the gun grab is what this case is really about. To achieve this end, we believe the “authorities” concocted this case against Patriot Murphy and crafted the fake “evidence” to be used against him. What’s going on here reminds us a lot of what the French government did to Alfred Dreyfus back in the late 19th century when they framed him with fake evidence for treason. Now the obvious difference is that Patriot Murphy is not a Jew, but we’re trying to make a point. To those NSPA members who are offended we would compare a Jew to an NSPA member we would like to point out that even though Dreyfus’ people killed Christ, that had nothing to do with the bogus treason charges brought against him. In this specific case he was an innocent Jew.
We think the government fixed the case against Patriot Murphy because they wanted to send him off to jail and take his guns. So just like I held my nose to compare Patriot Murphy to a Jew, I must hold my nose and compare myself to a Frenchman. See, there was this French writer named Emile Zola who crusaded to bring out the truth about the Dreyfus case, just like how I am going to crusade for the truth to be revealed in Patriot Murphy’s case.
Now it took 12 years for the truth to come out in the Dreyfus case so I sure hope it doesn’t take that long to get truth and justice for Patriot Murphy. We need this good guy with a gun back on the streets to protect us from the dangerous, unstable elements in society. This case is another reminder of why you need the NSPA today.
Pineville man arrested on gun threat
9/24/2015
Our need now is greater than it ever has been before. Please remember the NSPA Bad Haircut Reclamation fund as you plan for your end of the year charitable contributions.
Lucas Michael Hickman from our Biloxi NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning after allegedly getting in an argument and pointing a gun at an acquaintance in a casino parking garage.
As the detective who investigated the incident explained, Patriot Hickman pointed his gun at his acquaintance because he was simply arguing “over some things from the past.” I completely understand because I have found no better way to bring closure to unresolved grievances than by pointing a gun at the party that injured me in the past.
Well, the opportunistic police jumped at the chance to lock up a gun loving, small-penised, White Christian man so they claimed Patriot Hickman’s gun was reported stolen in Long Beach, Mississippi in 2013 and claimed that Patriot Hickman was a felon. Then on top of that we’re sure they planted some methamphetamine on him. These lies allowed the “authorities” to charge Patriot Hickman with possession of methamphetamine, possession of a stolen firearm and possession of a firearm by a felon.
Okay, we should be accustomed to this type of injustice heaped upon an NSPA member, but the sting is still as painful as ever. However, some good can come from this injustice because Patriot Hickman’s case provides a timely reminder of the positive impact your donations can have on NSPA members who have made unfortunate haircut choices when you give to the NSPA Bad Haircut Reclamation fund which we established on 1/24/2015. As we initiate our Fall Pledge Drive for the fund, please look into your Christian hearts and give whatever you can to save NSPA members who display poor judgement only when they are visiting a barber.
Biloxi police: Couple arrested after man points stolen gun in casino garage
http://www.sunherald.com/2015/09/24/6431345_biloxi-police-couple-arrested.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy
9/23/2015
Hey, we’re guessing it was the Godless liberals who have no respect for the sanctity of life and promote Death Panels who put these ideas in his head so why aren’t they facing charges?
Anton Prosyanitsky from our Jacksonville (North Carolina) NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday by the thugs in the Onslow County Sheriff’s Office on charges of discharging a firearm within 500 feet of a home and cruelty to animals after he allegedly shot his dog twice on Friday and then twice and fatally on Saturday as the dog was whimpering.
First, we’re thinking that maybe the reason Patriot Prosyanitsky initially shot his dog on Friday was because it’s possible that the dog got attacked by a rabid wolf just like what happened toward the end of ‘Old Yeller.’ So when Travis shot and killed Old Yeller at the end of the movie, he was made out to be a hero. However, when Patriot Prosyanitsky shot and killed his dog, he was immediately made out to be Public Enemy #1, just to placate the human hating, liberal PETA whackos.
Alright, so he didn’t finish the job on Friday (probably because he was in a hurry to get to a Friday night church service), and the dog was whimpering on Saturday. So we’re guessing he probably thought it would be okay to put the dog out of its misery because he probably came under the influence of the liberals who try to force ‘Right To Die’ legislation down our throats because they don’t value the sanctity of life, which is granted to us by the grace of God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost. So they selfishly demand to end their suffering through death, even though that is an insult to the Holy Trinity and the gift of life they bestowed upon us. So Patriot Proyanitsky probably got the idea from them to shoot his dog when he heard it whimpering. Get used to this, though, because now that 6 unelected lawyers made Obamacare the law of the land, we will have death panels in every community in America. Today it was a labrador-chow mix; tomorrow it will be YOU!
This story just reminds us once again that liberals worship at the altar of a death cult, while we in the NSPA worship at the altar of Jesus Christ, the one true Lord and Savior.
More details released in dog shooting
http://www.jdnews.com/article/20150921/NEWS/150929837
9/22/2015
Look, he was well within his rights to call the shots because he was the man of the house. Okay, maybe since she owned the house, he wasn’t technically the man of the house, but at least he was still the man in the house, and that’s all that really matters.
Samson Gomoll from our Oshkosh NSPA chapter was keelhauled into Winnebago County Circuit Court today to face a charge of first-degree intentional homicide as a domestic abuse incident after he allegedly shot and killed his live in girlfriend on Sunday. It’s convenient, though, that the local lamestream media is not highlighting her role in the events on Sunday.
It all started Sunday when Patriot Gomoll’s girlfriend arrived home at 1AM after finishing work and getting a ride from a female coworker, who she asked to come into the house with her because she was afraid of how Patriot Gomoll would treat her. When they entered the house, Patriot Gomoll did have words with his girlfriend. However, he was simply expressing his understandable anger that she was so selfish for working three jobs, which meant she had less time to take care of him and the house. After all, the woman is responsible for cleaning up around the house. The man protects the house; the woman cleans the house and tends to his needs, just like it says in the Bible.
Then Patriot Gomoll allegedly accused his girlfriend or her son of taking a magazine for his assault rifle. So she got all hysterical (we’re sure) and ran into the bedroom. She returned moments later with the magazine to show neither of them had taken it. Patriot Gomoll wasn’t going to let her make him look like a fool so he ordered her to put it back. Then she pointed out that it was her house and told him he should leave. She then threatened to call the police if he didn’t leave.
Talk about not knowing when to keep your mouth shut! See, it’s that God damn women’s lib from the 70s that created this mess that allows some woman to talk to a man like this. Patriot Gomoll had to stand his ground for his manhood so he pulled out a .45-caliber handgun from under a couch pillow and allegedly pointed it at her. Well, she then foolishly felt all empowered and asked, “You would seriously threaten me with a gun?” Let’s just say it only took Patriot Gomoll five bullets to answer that question.
So Patriot Gomoll now sits in jail, but it was women’s lib and his girlfriend’s smart ass mouth that caused all of this to happen in the first place. The Feminine Mystique, more like The Feminine Mistake! (I know this isn’t a complete sentence, but it makes an important point so don’t troll me on this, okay.)
Homicide suspect in custody with $1M bond
9/21/2015
I’ll admit it. I got catfished by a rock and roll music video by Christopher Titus. Okay, Mr. Titus, you won round one. However, as George W. Bush said, “Fool me once, shame on – shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJ3SU17p9c
Well, there’s no need for a spoiler alert here for this “Arm The Children” video by Christopher Titus because I want to spoil it before any of you watch it. I only wish somebody had spoiled it for me before I watched it. See, I got suckered in and thought that this was a great video, almost as good as anything by Ted Nugent. I initially thought this was a song supporting the idea of stopping school shootings by arming all of the school children. This is the sensible position the National Small Penis Association took long ago.
Therefore, I can only say I was crushed with disappointment by the “Sixth Sense” type of trick ending of this video when I realized it was an anti-gun video all along. I should have known better than to have any faith in one of these Hollywood types, but this dubious deceit has only doubled my determination to continue fighting for gun rights for proud, small-penised, White Christian men all across America.
9/20/2015
The wanton, unabated violence directed at NSPA members increases in frequency and ferocity, but you certainly don’t hear any of the Democrat Party candidates for President address this plague.
Remington Bunting from our North Myrtle Beach NSPA chapter is the latest member of our organization to be targeted for a hate crime, and the complicit liberal media remains sinfully and shamefully silent on this civil rights issue. When the “authorities” arrived on the scene of the attack, they found Patriot Bunting pinned to the ground and badly beaten. The “authorities” inexplicably went ahead and charged Patriot Bunting with two counts of attempted murder for shooting the man who had beaten and pinned him down and another man who had been standing nearby. They ignored the obvious evidence that Patriot Remington had only pulled his gun and shot them because he had no choice but to stand his ground to defend himself when the vicious attack started.
Now, there’s the small matter of why the attack started. See, the attacker happened to be one of those “helicopter” parents and was the father of a 17-year-old girl with whom the 31-year-old Patriot Remington had been (we’re pretty sure) just casually chatting. The overprotective father claimed Patriot Remington had been hitting on his daughter so he felt he was at liberty to punch Patriot Bunting in the face two times and pin him on the ground.
Just like our hero George Zimmerman, Patriot Remington pulled out his gun and started shooting. He shot the father and the other man because he might have died if he had not. Well, the “authorities” ignored the facts on the ground and arrested Patriot Benton because they probably figured they could score brownie points with Dictator Obama. Unfortunately for them, the NSPA is on the case, and we will make sure justice is served. Small-penised White men have been subjected to this type of mistreatment at the hands of the “authorities” for decades, but the times are changing!
Two hurt, one arrested in Surfside Beach shooting
http://wbtw.com/2015/09/17/two-hurt-one-arrested-in-surfside-beach-shooting/
9/19/2015
Not only do the senior members of the NSPA need to warn punks to keep off their lawns, they also need to warn punks to keep their lawns off their cars!
“Mad” Max Horton from our Avon Park NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday at his home and charged with attempted murder for allegedly firing his gun at a couple of incompetent landscapers who got grass clippings on his car.
See, it all started when Patriot Horton rightly lost his temper with the young punk landscaper who accidentally sprayed grass clippings on his car. After Patriot Horton got into an argument with this Frederick Law Numbskull, he allegedly drew his gun on the young punk, ordered him to get on his knees and told him he was going to kill him. After all, have you ever tried to remove grass stains from the hood of a Buick Lucerne?
Well, then the other landscaper on the job rushed over and tried to interfere with Patriot Horton’s attempt to resolve the situation. The “authorities” allege that Patriot Horton fired a shot at the first landscaper and then pointed his gun at the other landscaper. Then the two brutes took advantage of their distinct age advantage and accosted Patriot Horton. Just look at Patriot Horton’s picture to see what they did to him. We can only hope the Area Agency on Aging of Pasco-Pinellas, Inc. will conduct an investigation for elder abuse in this case.
The most shocking aspect of this story is that the hospital Patriot Horton was initially taken to, Highlands Regional Medical Center, refused to treat him just because back in 2013 he had allegedly threatened the staff there that they would be sorry if he went to his car to get his gun. Jeez, I guess these medical “professionals” can’t let bygones be bygones.
Now Patriot Horton sits in the Highlands County Jail without bond while waiting to face a first-degree murder charge. This is just another example of the need for judicial reform in this country.
Yes, the game may be ‘advantage’ Dictator Obama at this stage, but the game is far from over. We will continue to fight!
Florida man, 91, accused of shooting at landscapers for getting grass on his car
9/18/2015
Isaiah 3:16-17
The Lord said: Because the daughters of Zion are haughty and walk with outstretched necks, glancing wantonly with their eyes, mincing along as they go, tinkling with their feet, therefore the Lord will strike with a scab the heads of the daughters of Zion, and the Lord will lay bare their secret parts.
John Gordon Weisner from our St. Paul NSPA chapter was arrested last night for allegedly fatally shooting the woman he had lived with for the past 40 years, according to the Minneapolis Star Tribune. However, the lamestream Twin Cities media is bringing their ‘hate the gun owning White man’ agenda to the coverage of the incident and is downplaying the role Patriot Weisner’s woman played in all of this.
See, last night Patriot Weisner and his woman had been out drinking with their two sons and one of Patriot Weinser’s buddies. Well, prior to that night out, Patriot Weisner’s woman had been whining to their sons and a neighbor that she was planning on leaving Patriot Weisner because she didn’t like how she treated him. In other words, she wanted to manipulate Patriot Weisner’s emotions because she knew word of this would get back to him.
Unfortunately Patriot Weinser fell into the snare of her womanly, conniving trap and confided to his sister that he feared being alone if his woman left him and said he had even begun contemplating suicide. When word of this got back to his woman, she knew she had secured the hook in his mouth and that it was time to start reeling him in until she had him dangling spasmodically from the hook, struggling to stay alive out of the water. So she began flirting with Patriot Weisner’s buddy at the bar last night in the manner the Lord warned against in Isaiah 3:16-17.
Sure enough, this Jezebel played maliciously with Patriot Weinser’s emotions the rest of the night by continuing to engage in flirtatious banter with the buddy and hugged him when she and Patriot Weisner left the bar. So when they returned home from the bar she left him no choice but to follow the Lord’s command from Isaiah 3:16-17. Since Patriot Weisner didn’t have the ability to strike scabs on her head he followed the only other course of action available to him. He allegedly got his shotgun and said, “Alright, [expletive]” and shot her in the right side of her neck, which is kind of like striking a scab on her head.
So Minnesota state law may allow the “authorities” to incarcerate Patriot Weisner with a charge of second-degree murder, but we think he was perfectly in line with the Lord’s law. However, in Dictator Obama’s America with this Bible hating Supreme Court (or at least 5 members of it), just guess which law gets to call this case.
St. Paul man allegedly shot partner because she planned to leave him, according to charges
http://www.startribune.com/st-paul-man-charged-in-murder-of-longtime-partner/328262901/
9/17/2016
Can you blame him? You know you would have reacted just like he did if you had snooty neighbors like his who are all full of themselves.
Richard Stollard from our Broken Arrow NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday night for allegedly firing two shots at his neighbors’ home according to radio station KRMG News 102.3. Sure enough, the liberals in Oklahoma have created such an atmosphere of gun hatred that the compliant police officers who responded to the situation felt compelled to load him up with the following bogus charges to appease the blood thirsty Oklahoma progressives: four counts of shooting with intent to kill, assault and battery, and possession of a firearm while intoxicated.
The real sin in all this is that the whole thing started when Patriot Stollard was simply trying to be a good neighbor. Tuesday night Patriot Stollard was trying to be a real bro and asked his neighbor if he could come ever to his place and hang out with him. Well, the stuck up prick blew him off and said he already had company. So Patriot Stollard punched him in the face. Please tell me a more effective way to deal with somebody who thinks he’s better than you are. I guess I’ll be waiting a long time for your answer because there is no better way.
Then the neighbor’s busy body wife poked her nose in Patriot Stollard’s business and fussed her way over to his place to demand that he calm down. Since Patriot Stollard is a gentleman, he couldn’t punch her in the face. So he pulled his gun on her. If you ask us, that was an effective way to get her to leave without putting a hand on her.
Well, she ran hysterically away from Patriot Stollard’s place, squawking like Chicken Little that Patriot Stollard was committing the high crime of making use of his 2nd Amendment right to own a firearm. So to make a point that he didn’t want her hectoring him in the future, he extended to her the courtesy of firing a couple of (what we felt were) warning shots toward her front door. The police conflated the story by trying to get people to actually believe there were three adults and a 1-month old infant on the other side of the door who were in danger because of Patriot Stollard’s actions. Look, nobody got shot so how serious could the threat to their well being have been? But they don’t let the facts get in the way of a left wing agenda in the courts in Oklahoma so none of us should plan on seeing Patriot Stollard for a few years.
Man allegedly shoots into neighbor’s home after getting his feelings hurt
http://www.krmg.com/news/news/local/man-shoots-neighbors-home-after-getting-his-feelin/nnb3L
9/16/2015
Well, the headline reads ‘Man endangers infant, threatens child’s mother, drunkenly fires gun’. So we want to know where’s the story here. He was simply being the man of the house!
Robert Larson from our Franklin Flats NSPA chapter was arrested Monday afternoon by the Erie County Sheriff Department’s goon squad division for simply providing some manly authority in his household. Unfortunately, in Obama’s America that simple act allowed the county goons to charge Patriot Larson with child endangering, threat of domestic violence, persistent disorderly conduct, using weapons while intoxicated and weapons under disability. Whatever.
The facts present a different picture. It all started when Patriot Larson confronted the mother of their 5-month old son about the text messages on her phone after she picked him up in her car. He probably wanted to make sure she wasn’t exchanging any of these text messages while she was driving the car because he probably worries so much about her well being and safety. He allegedly punched the dashboard and threatened to “knock her out.” We’re guessing he did this to make sure she got his point about the dangers of texting while driving.
Once they were back at their house, she alleged Patriot Larson threw her phone across a room and nearly hit their 5-month old son with it. That’s when she told Patriot Larson she was going back to her husband’s home. Yeah, this indicates that there was an unorthodox family dynamic at play here, but at least Patriot Larson and the mother of his son aren’t a same sex couple raising a child because those people are destroying the sanctity of marriage and sending this country straight to Hell.
Well, after she threatened to return to her husband’s home, she alleged that Patriot Larson threatened to kill him and then threw a table and other items around the house. Then he went outside and shot a gun in the air as a sensible way to blow off a little steam and get his head together. So since a gun was involved you know what came next. Right on cue the Erie County deputies showed up to throw him in jail for exercising his 2nd Amendment rights and for showing his infant son how to be a real man. We forgot that those two acts are high crimes in Obama’s America so Patriot Larson is now sitting in the Erie County Jail while his 5-month-old son is denied the stability of having a well balanced, loving father in his life to model appropriate, healthy behavior. So you see how Dictator Obama’s master plan works. First you destroy the family unit, then you destroy the country. Hey, we warned you.
Police: Man endangers infant, threatens child’s mother, drunkenly fires gun
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/news/law-enforcement/9456961
9/15/2015
Well, his perfectly reasonable defense was that he thought gang members were going to rush his front door. If you kind of think about it, in many ways the Girl Scouts are kind of like a gang in the way that they crowd in on you and try to push you into buying cookies from them so he does have a point in a way.
John Dodrill from our Temecula NSPA chapter just can’t get any relief from the gun hating persecutors and prosecutors who continuously hound him. Look, the judge already declared a mistrial back in March when the jury deadlocked 9 to 3 in favor of convicting Patriot Dodrill, but the District Attorney (who is probably a Democrat) is bound and determined to drag him back into court for a retrial until he gets the verdict that he wants.
So what did Patriot Dodrill do in the first place to get all of this liberal hatred hurled at him? Back in 2014 Patriot Dodrill was arrested for allegedly pointing a shotgun at a 7-year-old Girl Scout who had come to his front door to sell Girl Scout cookies. The “authorities” claim the 7-year-old girl had been going door to door with boxes of cookies in her Radio Flyer wagon according to The Press Enterprise. When she rang Patriot Dodrill’s doorbell, he did not come to the door so she knocked. Then the “authorities” allege Patriot Dodrill opened his door and pointed his Mossberg shotgun at the girl. She claimed he said, “You might not want to do that again.”
Sure enough, Patriot Dodrill had a perfectly good explanation for the police. He told them, “I was afraid gang members were going to rush my door.” However, the District Attorney ignored decency and common sense and disregarded this explanation because he wanted to convict a gun loving small penised Patriot. Well, it didn’t work the first time so he’s going to drag Patriot Dodrill through the mud again in his Captain Ahab like obsession to get a conviction. (Furthermore, I just want to add that the only cookie worse than the Chinaman’s fortune cookie is the Girl Scouts’ Thin Mint. Who thought something that tastes like a thin disk of toothpaste covered with a thin sheen of cheap chocolate would make a good cookie?) Please pray to Jesus Christ that the District Attorney and these manipulative, cookie pushing Girl Scouts don’t score a victory over the NSPA.
TEMECULA: Retrial of man accused of pointing gun at girl possibly delayed
http://www.pe.com/articles/-780324–.html
9/14/2015
Look, the goody two-shoes 17-year old who came on his property to feed the deer didn’t use the proper gate so he had it coming. After all, it is important to be a gatekeeper.
2 Chronicles 23:19
He stationed the gatekeepers of the house of the LORD, so that no one would enter who was in any way unclean.
Charlie Chester Morrison from our Ramona NSPA chapter really got the book thrown at him after he allegedly pulled a gun on a 17-year old, threatened to kill him and pistol whipped him. So get this, the police went ahead and arrested him on charges of assault with a deadly weapon, pointing a firearm, threats to kill and feloniously possessing a firearm. Really.
See, it all started when some misguided 17-year-old do gooder came onto Patriot Morrison’s property to fill the deer feeders. Then as the punk kid was trying to drive off the property, he claimed Patriot Morrison jumped out of the bushes and pointed a large caliber handgun at him. The little whiner then claimed Patriot Morrison jerked him out of the truck and “began punching, kicking and pistol whipping” him according to the police report. (Yeah, right.)
The crybaby then claimed that Patriot Morrison warned him that he was a trained mixed martial arts fighter, placed the handgun two inches away from his face and warned him that he was about to lose his life. Wah, wah, wah.
The police really tried to spice up the police report by claiming the big baby was bleeding from lacerations from his head and his left elbow. Then they added the embellishment that his left elbow was “extremely swollen and bleeding and looked as if it were possibly broken.” Whatever.
When questioned by the police, Patriot Morrison apparently acknowledged he pulled the kid out of his truck but made the salient point that he had to do it because the little dingbat didn’t use the proper gate to come onto the property. We’ve seen how our country has been overrun with Mexican rapists and murderers because Dictator Obama has been letting anybody cross right over onto American property without having them come through the proper gate. Patriot Morrison, with his .500-caliber Smith and Wesson revolver, simply drew a line in the sand on his property and stood his ground. Since Dictator Obama didn’t want him establishing a precedent of responsible border control, he sure enough had him thrown in jail on trumped up charges. Pathetic.
WCSO: Man pulled gun on teen
http://examiner-enterprise.com/news/local-news/wcso-man-pulled-gun-teen
9/13/2015
He had to stand his ground! What else was he supposed to do when faced with the three brothers who came to his front door to escalate their karaoke party feud?
Rodney Chemin from our East Baton Rouge NSPA chapter is unfortunately no longer alive because he had to stand his ground against three brothers who got angry with him during a karaoke showdown. Now, if you believe the “authorities”, they allege that Patriot Chemin shot and killed the three brothers before turning the gun on himself in an apparent murder-suicide.
Leave it to the “authorities” to try to spin this story to make an NSPA member sound like a deranged murderer who used a gun in response to his immature inability to handle minor stressors and conflicts. See, here’s what really happened. Patriot Chemin went to a party Saturday night to watch the LSU football game. At some point during the party, somebody set up a karaoke machine to liven things up. Well, something happened (we think maybe it was that Patriot Chemin was shutting everybody down with his renditions of Ted Nugent classics and got the three brothers jealous) that caused the three brothers to get in an argument with Patriot Chemin over the music.
Patriot Chemin went home after the fight, and the three brothers reportedly followed him home. Well, Patriot Chemin knew he was playing for keeps at this point because people who take karaoke seriously don’t fuck around. He knew this would be a fight for his life so he got his gun and stood his ground. He couldn’t have called the police because he knew the feud had to be resolved right then and there because karaoke feuds don’t come to an end until somebody dies.
After he allegedly shot and killed the three brothers, we figure Patriot Chemin realized he would never get a fair trial since he is a White man who loves guns so he decided it would be better to end his life with his own gun rather than to let the state of Louisiana have the satisfaction of killing him with a lethal injection. Sleep well, Patriot Chemin because we will continue our fight to make sure guys like us have unlimited access to any gun we want to defend ourselves from jealous karaoke singers.
Four dead in apparent murder suicide after Baker party sparks argument, violence
http://theadvocate.com/news/13436293-100/four-found-dead-in-apparent
9/12/2015
Who cares what the forensics report says? This was obviously a case of self defense.
Alois Kudlach from our State College NSPA chapter was arrested this week for simply protecting himself from his knife wielding wife and charged with first and third degree murder. First, we would like to point out how confused the prosecution staff are because they can’t even make up their mind between first and third degree murder.
The “authorities” allege that Patriot Kudlach killed his wife by shooting her three times in their home this past Sunday. With their rush to press charges, they totally ignored Patriot Kudlach’s explanation that he had no choice but to shoot his wife because she was approaching him with a knife. As he rationally explained to the dispatcher who answered his 911 call, “My wife came at me with a knife. I defended myself and everything is okay now.”
Yes, everything was okay because he had a gun and knew how to use it. If only every future potential murder victim had a gun and knew how to use it, the murder rate would drop to 0%, except for the fact that technically we would still have to count the potential assailants that they would kill as murder victims, but still, they would have it coming to them so that wouldn’t really count as murder murder, if you know what I mean.
Well, when the police arrived, Patriot Kudlach told them his wife had been making threatening comments to him all day long and had set a kitchen knife on the counter just to let him know she might use it against him later. So when they got into an argument later that day, she grabbed the dangerous kitchen knife and stepped toward him. Luckily Patriot had anticipated how unstable his wife would be so he was ready with his gun and only used it when he had no other options to protect himself. So he shot her three times, and she died. Hey, that’s why we have self defense laws.
Since Patriot Kudlach had a perfectly good explanation, we just knew it would only take a couple of days for the “authorities” to mess things up. Sure enough, the autopsy report and forensic testing claimed that Patriot Kudlach’s wife’s body was not facing him at the time of the shooting, thereby destroying his claim of self defense. Let us remind you, though, since this all happened in State College, PA that these were likely the same geniuses who claimed Joe Paterno didn’t do enough to prevent Jerry Sandusky from abusing children. That case alone should let you know you can never trust the “authorities” in State College.
First they took down “JoePa”, and now they have their sights set on “AloisKu”. However, we won’t let them get away with it this time because the NSPA just happens to have the same motto as Penn State University – Making Life Better.
Husband Faces Murder Charges For Allegedly Shooting Wife
9/11/2015
Look, it was an accident that wasn’t even his fault. As he clearly explained to the police, it was the stress and panic his wife caused him that led him to accidentally pull the trigger.
James Hodgdon Jr. from our Norwich NSPA chapter was arraigned earlier this week and charged with the murder of his wife after she died in a totally accidental shotgun shooting Monday night. What we would like to know is when did the Connecticut General Assembly revise state law to allow a man to be charged with the murder of his wife when it was an accident of her own making?
A simple review of the facts only magnifies what a miscarriage of justice this all is. See, Patriot Hodgdon explained to the police that his wife had been belittling him and calling him names all day long on Monday. Then she purposefully pushed his motorcycle in the garage to tip it over and scuff it up. After he saw what she did to his motorcycle, he left the garage to get his overnight bag packed so he could leave and get the Hell away from her constant harping when he heard her banging his loaded shotgun on the ground in the garage.
As the sensible one in the relationship, he returned to the garage to inform her that the gun was loaded and to insist that she stop slamming it on the ground. He explained to the police that she then grabbed the shotgun and pulled it from the barrel end with both ends. Patriot Hodgdon valiantly tried to wrestle the gun away from her because if there’s one thing that we know it’s that most little ladies don’t know how to handle loaded guns. Well, in the ensuing struggle for the gun, Patriot Hodgdon’s wife caused the gun to discharge a shotgun shell into her torso which in turn caused her life to come to an end in a completely accidental manner.
As the police report of the incident stated, “Hodgdon stated he pulled the trigger because of the stress and panic Dianna caused him.” Well, it appears obvious to us that this is a shut and dry case of an accidental death that never would have happened if his wife had known how to keep her mouth shut, but Patriot Hodgdon is nevertheless wasting away in jail to await his next court appearance. That just goes to show you what happens when a state like Connecticut overreacts to a totally random and anomalous school shooting and ramrods Draconian gun control legislation down the throats of its citizens and manufactures a miasma of fear of firearms that hovers unendingly above the state which does nothing to keep the citizens any safer and ends up sending a true Patriot to jail for an accidental shooting.
Norwich Police Charge Man With Killing Wife
http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-norwich-murder-arrest-0909-20150908-story.html
9/10/2015
NSPA member arrested for simply practicing sound gun safety technique!
Matthew John Lewis from our Jupiter NSPA chapter was shamefully arrested this past Sunday on various weapons charges for allegedly shooting a rifle at a bar he had recently left. The police tried to make it sound like Patriot Lewis was intentionally firing 7.62 caliber shells at the bar because they were determined to lock him up and confiscate his gun.
Well, Patriot Lewis offered the perfectly sensible explanation that he only fired the gun because he felt unsafe driving around with a loaded gun. So he merely followed the one course of responsible action available to him and discharged the shells from the rifle. It just so happened that the shells struck the bar, which was totally never his intention.
Sure enough, though, the “authorities” had to act as propagandists to discredit Patriot Lewis. They made much of the fact that Patriot Lewis had allegedly been drinking earlier in the evening at the bar he shot and then got involved in a disturbance in the bar’s parking lot with several other patrons. Then the “authorities” made much fo the fact that they found $125 worth of marijuana on Patriot Lewis at the time they arrested him. As if any of this would have put him in the frame of mind to shoot at the bar.
Only in Dictator Obama’s America could a responsible gun owner be arrested for practicing gun safety techniques. #thenightmarecontinues.
Cops: Man fired gun at Fla. bar because he felt unsafe with it loaded
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/cops-man-fired-gun-fla-bar-because-he-felt-unsafe-/nnb27/
9/9/2015
Look, the only kidnapping that really took place here was the conniving temptress who kidnapped his heart.
Landon Michael Riley from our Fredicksburg NSPA chapter was dragooned into court last week and forced to face an obviously contrived charge of kidnapping because there’s nothing the court systems like more than bagging an innocent NSPA member. Get this, the “authorities” claimed he confined a former girlfriend against her will by pointing a gun at her head. Then to really pile it on, they claimed he threatened to sexually assault her. (Who do they get to make this stuff up?)
We know this isn’t possible because White guys like Patriot Riley have guns to protect us from Mexicans who sneak across the border to rape American women. Leave it to Dictator Obama to try to trick us with the magician’s art of misdirection.
Now, we acknowledge that Patriot Riley was likely trying to bring some closure to this relationship that sadly came to an end, probably because the woman revealed herself to be a manipulative harlot who can only experience pleasure by hurting others. In other words, she’s a woman. If anything, she should face charges for shooting arrows of deceit and duplicity into Patriot Riley’s heart. So while Patriot Riley was at his most vulnerable state, she seized the opportunity to call the police to frame him so they could confiscate his gun and lock him in jail.
Well, as Dionne Warwick once sang, “What do you get when you fall in love?” Sadly, this is what you get!
Chickasaw County man pleads not guilty to kidnapping
9/8/2015
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!
King Lear Act 1, scene 4
Okay, this one really hurt. John Heisler of our Lealman NSPA chapter was shot and killed today by his very own, ungrateful son according to a report in the Tampa Bay Times. The aching irony we are all struggling with is that it was probably Patriot Heisler who taught his wayward son how to handle a gun in the first place.
All this heartache started shortly after midnight today when Patriot Heisler simply arrived at his ex-girlfriend’s home wearing tactical gear and a mask. He also happened to have a gun with him. We’re guessing he was dressed up like this and had the gun because he was probably conducting a neighborhood watch patrol to make sure there weren’t any dangerous, unstable characters lurking around the neighborhood.
Well, sure enough, the lamestream media is making much of the fact that Patriot Heisler’s ex-girlfriend had obtained a domestic violence injunction against Patriot Heisler four months ago that was supposed to prohibit him from having guns or ammunition and restricted him to being at the house only under the supervision of an officer to collect his belongings. If you ask us, all that just sounds like a lot of busy body government officials nosing their way into private family matters. Everybody with any common sense knows it’s the man of the house who should be the one laying down the law in the house. It says that in the Bible, after all.
Well, because of the government intrusion into the family matters, Patriot Heisler had to force his way into the house to make sure that everybody was okay. Then Patriot Heisler’s ex-girlfriend panicked when she saw him and didn’t realize he was most likely there to protect her. So since she is a woman, and we all know how woman overreact and escalate any situation, she started yelling to the 18-year old son she had with Patriot Heisler to “go get the gun.”
When their son returned with the gun, he saw Patriot Heisler pointing a gun at his mother. Now we figure Patriot Heisler was probably just offering his gun to her since she had been calling out for one. Then Patriot Heisler apparently turned around and pointed the gun at his son. We’re guessing he was probably just demonstrating to his son how to properly hold and aim a handgun. Well, with the recklessness the comes with youth, the ungrateful son shot his father in the upper body and killed him.
Again, we can only look to Shakespeare to capture the betrayal that caused Patriot Heisler to lose his life today:
Ingratitude, though marble-hearted fiend.
King Lear Act 1, Scene 4
Struggle ends with son shooting father dead in Lealman
9/7/2015
We believe Patriot Glaskox was probably just horsing around with his buddy, reenacting those Robert Conrad Eveready Battery commercials from the 70s in which Conrad would dare the viewer to knock the battery off his shoulder, when the gun went off accidentally.
Joel Glaskox from our Horseshoe Lake Estates NSPA chapter is on the run tonight from the Liberty County Sheriff’s Office goon squad who are hunting him down for a little accident that went down with one of his neighbors. The Liberty County “authorities” allege that yesterday Patriot Glaskox shot a neighbor twice, once in each leg, after they got into a heated argument over a battery. See, we figure the “authorities” are leaving out the rest of the story so they can push their anti-gun obsession and use this accident as an excuse to lock up Patriot Glaskox.
Here’s what we’re guessing really happened. Since the argument that preceded the shooting was over a battery, we’re pretty sure they were just reminiscing about their favorite tv commercials from their childhoods. Well, one of them probably mentioned the Eveready Battery commercials that tough guy Robert Conrad used to do. Those were the commercials where he would put a battery on his shoulder and dare anybody to knock it off. So then they probably decided to reenact the commercial, and Patriot Glaskox put a battery on his shoulder, and then the other guy knocked it off.
Well, Patriot Glaskox probably thought they were just joking around and couldn’t let this over the line affront pass without a response so he probably pulled out his gun to let the other guy know he better not overplay his hand. Then the other guy probably got pretty cocky and thought he was on a roll so he tried to knock the gun out of Patriot Glaskox’s hand. Sure enough, we bet, that impulsive act caused the gun to go off. So, if you really think about it, the other guy was at fault. However, these (likely) plain facts don’t fit the story that the “authorities” want to tell so they conveniently omit them from every press account of this case. Meanwhile, as I write this, poor Patriot Glaskox is on the run from the “authorities”, and all we can do is pray to Jesus Christ that he finds sanctuary somewhere.
Besides, the “authorities” should have a little empathy and give him a bit of slack since his name is Glaskox, after all. It’s bad enough that he has a small penis, but just imagine what a horrifying hell school must have been for him with a name like Glaskox on top of that. However, expecting a little sympathy from the “authorities” is asking too much since they only have hatred in their hearts for real NSPA Patriots. That’s exactly why we must continue our work every day!
Shooting in Horseshoe Lake Estates Under Investigation
9/6/2015
Look, when it comes down to it, he really didn’t do anything other than what John Cusak did at the end of ‘Say Anything.’
Henry Premont from our Barre NSPA chapter was arrested last month basically for expressing his totally Christian heterosexual love for his ex-girlfriend Jody Herring, who by the way would be the first woman we would welcome as a member of the NSPA if women had penises. (We’re guessing if Patriot Premont had been expressing his love for another man, he never would have been arrested and Dictator Obama would have welcomed him to the White House.)
See, it all started when a relative of his called the police to report he was in her front yard with a loaded gun and making threatening comments. Well, the police arrived, and they discovered Patriot Premont had already left the scene to walk to a nearby Shell gas station to get a couple of beers. When they confronted him at the gas station, he pulled out a gun and held it up in the air.
This led to an hour long stand off with the police, and the only demand Patriot Premont made was to see his ex-girlfriend, Jody Herring, who maybe you’ve heard about in the news lately. See, she’s the little lady who allegedly shot and killed a child welfare case worker for taking her daughter away and allegedly shot and killed three family members for getting that case worker involved in her business to begin with. She allegedly used a shotgun that belonged to Patriot Premont because she was denied her Constitutional right to purchase a gun of her own because of these God damn pesky background check laws. Hell, even if she did commit these murders, it only shows how pointless background check laws are because she was able to get a gun anyways. Sorry, Brady Center, boo hoo hoo!
Well, the manipulative police tricked Patriot Premont into putting down his gun and didn’t reunite him with Patriotess Herring. No, they threw him in jail like a common criminal and charged him with reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct. Then, get this, to really rub it in they ordered him to stay away from the Shell station in the future and ordered him to relinquish any guns he owns. Aha, now we see the government’s real motive in this. It’s all about confiscating guns. The other tragedy is that Patriot Premont and Patriotess Herring will probably never be able to be joined in a Christian heterosexual marriage and bring more little Patriots into the world.
Jody Herring’s ex-boyfriend hoped armed standoff would give him a chance to see her
9/5/2015
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Quick, somebody get Jeb because Florida’s Stand Your Ground law just failed to protect a White small penised Patriot who had no choice but to shoot two unarmed black men, killing one and paralyzing the other.
Well, Patriots, remember yesterday as the day justice died in Florida because Lukace Kendall was convicted of second-degree murder with a firearm and attempted murder for a 2012 shooting of two unarmed black men that left one of them dead and the other one paralyzed.
See, Patriot Kendall was working as an armed security guard at a Miami strip club on the night of the shooting. When he arrived for work that night, he parked his car next to a truck in which the two black men were smoking the demon weed marijuana. Patriot Kendall got out of his car and started changing into his totally bad-ass all black uniform when he noticed the two black men. We’re sure he justifiably sensed danger immediately and knew his life was imperiled. So when they got out of the truck to re-enter the strip bar, Patriot Kendall had no choice but to Stand His Ground to save his life and started shooting.
Well, since this happened just a few months after George Zimmerman was victimized by the liberal lamestream media the pressure was on to persecute Patriot Kendall because he is White (if he had been a black man who had done the shooting, this story would have never been reported). Patriot Kendall who wisely decided to defend himself in court frequently made the point that he was only on trial because he is White and that he had done nothing more than use the Stand Your Ground law to protect himself from two dangerous (i.e., black) men.
Since Miami is a Democrat party stronghold in Florida, though, he didn’t have a chance. That is why we are imploring Jeb Bush to take up his case since a small pocket of Miami based liberal activists managed to sneak onto the jury and made a mockery of the Stand Your Ground law he signed into law when he was governor. While we admire the tireless work Jeb is now doing to protect our country from the yellow peril of Laotian, Chinese and Japanese anchor babies, he must interrupt these toils to defend the integrity of the Stand Your Ground law he pioneered back in 2005. Save us, Jeb, and save your legacy!
Miami security guard’s stand-your-ground defense falls flat
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article34090290.html
9/4/2015
Okay, here we go again. It’s fairy tale time from your local “authorities.” In today’s story, they claimed an NSPA Patriot shot and killed his pregnant girlfriend and pushed her out of his pickup truck while fleeing the police. Then they said he carjacked an 18-wheel logging truck and tried to ram his way through a police blockade before getting in a shootout with the “authorities.” The only thing the “authorities” left out of this ridiculous story is that he sold an AR-15 for a handful of magic beans that grew into a giant tomato plant that lead to a world where there are no guns and everybody lives together in harmony.
Ryan Arnold from our Oglethorpe County NSPA chapter has been arrested and charged with feticide, three counts of aggravated assault and kidnapping with a murder charge pending after his pregnant girlfriend fell out of his pickup truck while they were trying to flee from the Oglethorpe County deputies who were coming to confiscate his guns.
According to the “authorities”, the Oglethorpe County deputies were called to Patriot Arnold’s home to respond to reports of a domestic dispute. Then they claimed Patriot Arnold and his pregnant girlfriend fled the scene in his pickup truck and that he shot his pregnant girlfriend and pushed her out of the truck to throw the deputies off his trail. Then they claimed he used his gun to carjack an 18-wheel logging truck and tried to ram his way through a blockade set up by the deputies. Then they claimed he got into a fight with the logging truck driver and shot him 5 times as the logging truck driver fought for control of the truck and sent it skidding into the blockade.
Whew! After reading that we could only wonder if the Oglethorpe County Sheriff’s Office figured out the dark art of how to revive the dead and brought the Brothers Grimm back to life to pen this preposterous fairy tale.
Here’s what we figure probably happened. The deputies were coming to confiscate Patriot Arnold’s guns so they made up a story that they were responding to a domestic dispute to give them an excuse to enter his home. Patriot Arnold and his pregnant girlfriend knew they had to get away so they jumped in his pickup truck . Then we figure the blood thirsty deputies probably were the ones who really shot Patriot Arnold’s pregnant girlfriend during the high speed chase. Then we figure Patriot Arnold’s pickup truck was probably a GM Sierra that was built while the U.S. government owned GM as a result of Dictator Obama’s takeover of the company. So we figure this Obama built truck was defective with a faulty passenger side seat belt and a faulty passenger side door latch. So we’re guessing when Patriot Arnold had to make a sharp turn while fleeing the gun hating deputies, his girlfriend’s corpse flew from the cab after her seat belt and door failed to work properly.
Patriot Arnold then knew he had to ditch his truck so we figure he got out of his truck and simply went hitchhiking when he got picked up by an 18-wheel logging truck driver. Once the driver saw the road block, he probably panicked because he’s not a brave gun owner so he crashed the truck.
Now Patriot Arnold sits in jail, framed by the very gun hating “law enforcement” system that now gets to run the court proceedings, which will be fixed to send him to prison for the rest of his life where he and so many proud small penised, gun loving White men are sent to live miserably ever after.
Woman dies after losing baby in Oglethorpe shooting
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/pregnant-georgia-woman-dies-after-being-shot-throw/nnR6S/
9/3/2015
Yes, the police say he shot and killed his estranged wife before he shot and killed himself, but our investigation has revealed the real cause of this tragedy. It was a combination of hippie parents and rock and roll records.
Casey Duplantis from our Houma NSPA chapter has been accused of shooting and killing his estranged wife Sunday night before shooting and killing himself. The “authorities” claim they are working on the case to determine the cause of the murder-suicide, and the liberal hate mongers have wailed and whined that this all happened as a result of an intersection of profound emotional instability and easy access to guns. (Big surprise there.)
Well, let’s just say we found the REAL smoking gun. See, as reported by WWL Channel 4, 10 days before the shooting somebody using Patriot Duplantis’ address posted an ad on Craigslist to sell a record collection. The ad read as follows:
“LARGE collection of vinyl LPs from my hippie parents,. All of the good old music from ’50s to ’80s, Led Zeppelin, Elton John, Nazareth, Black Oak Arkansas, AC/DC, Beatles, Doors and much much more! Just looking to get rid of them to free up space.”
Leave it to the “authorities” to overlook this obvious clue. First, Patriot Duplantis (we’re all but sure it was his ad) makes reference to his hippie parents. Well, right there we see that Patriot Duplantis was hamstrung from infancy with permissive, liberal parenting that led him on a destructive path. Then on top of that you add the corrosive effects of the Devil’s music made by the depraved collection of Satan worshipers and Sodomites listed in the ad, and you realize the alignment of horrifying environmental factors that had to occur to drive Patriot Duplantis to commit this act of murder-suicide. Poor Patriot Duplantis is the real victim here so we must keep his memory alive. It is a case like this that reminds me why the National Small Penis Association exists. Carry on!
Murder-suicide reported in Houma
9/2/2015
Well, what else was he supposed to do? He thought his wife had stolen the money he planned on giving to Jesus so he was totally justified in shooting her in the face and killing her!
Norman McKinney from our Erwin NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday and charged on Monday with murder for the completely accidental shooting death of his wife. See, it all started on Sunday, the Lord’s day, when Patriot McKinney couldn’t find the money he had set aside to tithe at church later in the day. Well, Patriot McKinney then rightly assumed that his wife took the money and hid it because she had probably planned on buying a new pair of shoes or something temporal and trivial like that because you know how woman are. Just look in your Bible to the story of Jezebel, and you can understand why he came to this conclusion.
Then Patriot McKinney took the one logical course of action available to him. He put his gun to his wife’s head and warned her that he would kill her if she didn’t tell him where she was hiding the money. Well, being an overly emotional, hysterical woman, she panicked and slapped at his hand which was holding the gun. It was this impulsive action on her part that caused the gun to go off, which led to a bullet entering her head, which led to her life coming to an end. If she had simply maintained her composure, none of this would have ever happened. Besides, she was 81- years old so she was probably going to be dead in the next couple of months anyways so we don’t see why Patriot McKinney should be portrayed as a criminal
Sure enough, the “authorities” from the Unicoi County Sheriff’s Department went out of their way to try to discredit Patriot McKinney in order to curry favor with the gun hating Dictator Obama administration by making much of the fact that they could not find a stash of money anywhere in the house. It was obvious they were engaging in hateful ageism because they were obviously implying that perhaps the 76-year-old Patriot McKinney had become confused and forgot he had not set aside the tithing money he planned on giving at church. How low will the gun hating left sink to push their selfish, short sighted agenda on us?
Husband, 76, charged with murder in Tennessee after shooting his wife in the head because he thought she had taken money he saved for church
9/1/2015
Once bitten, twice shy…except for when he has his gun.
Richard Slayton from our Wilmington NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday night for aggravated cruelty to an animal and aggravated discharge of a firearm after he allegedly shot his dog Rocky three times in the head with his beloved shotgun when all he really did was stand up to an ungrateful beast that bit the hand that fed it.
See, here’s what really happened. Patriot Slayton was minding his own business Sunday and enjoying a few alcoholic drinks or two or three or four or however many he had. What difference does it make? Alcohol is legal so he should have access to as many alcoholic drinks as he wants without facing any restrictions on his intake of it. Besides, alcohol doesn’t kill people; long term cirrhosis of the liver, chronic pancreatitis, hepatitis and liver disease kills people.
Okay, maybe he was a little intoxicated, but that didn’t give Rocky any right to bite Patriot Slayton’s finger. Dogs are dumb, servile beasts so it’s not like Rocky had a reason to be agitated because he sensed something was off with Patriot Slayton. Dogs are too stupid to pick up on those kinds of things.
Well, once the vicious mutt bit him, Patriot Slayton decided to teach him a lesson and locked him in a cage. Then to really teach him a lesson, Patriot Slayton shot Rocky in the head three times. As he explained to the busy body police, who showed up and started poking their noses in his business for no good reason at all, “I’m not gettin’ bit in my own house again.”
Sure enough, Rocky won’t be biting Patriot Slayton ever again, but Dictator Obama’s minions in the Will County criminal “justice” (yeah, right!) system will keep biting him on the ass over and over and over again in a pathetic attempt to break his spirit by pressing fixed charges against him with the hope that they will be able to lock him up in jail and confiscate his guns. Lots of luck with that, Dictator Obama, because the NSPA watchdog is now guarding Patriot Slayton’s house. Just come and try to take his guns!
Drunk Man Gunned Down His Dog After the Caged Pet Bit His Finger: Cops
8/31/2015
We want to know what the police robot’s real role in all of this was. We smell a frame up. Affirmative!
Nicholas Hazel from our Eugene NSPA chapter has sadly passed away. If you believe the “authorities”, you believe that Patriot Hazel ambushed his ex-wife’s boyfriend and killed him with a semiautomatic handgun before killing himself with a semiautomatic rifle. If you believe any of this hokum, you also believe that the planet Earth is more than 10,000 years old.
See, everything about this case appears to be a little too conveniently scripted to present Patriot Hazel as an unspeakably insecure, emotionally immature sociopath crybaby and his victim as an impossibly kind, gentle and immensely empathetic soul. It’s as if Dictator Obama went out of his way to create a perfect villain to press his case for confiscating our guns, and we’re not buying it.
For example, the report that Patriot Hazel texted his ex-wife to taunt her that he had just shot and killed her “loverboy” just seemed to be a little “too on the nose.” The “authorities” who (we believe) staged this whole incident might as well have reported that Patriot Hazel was twirling his mustache as he texted the taunt.
What really makes us suspicious, though, is the report that a police robot was sent into Patriot Hazel’s home to avoid having officers face a standoff or any booby traps. The police robot all too conveniently found Patriot Hazel’s lifeless body with no human witnesses nearby. See, we think the robot was probably programmed to kill both men and then stage it to look like a murder/suicide in order to discredit an NSPA member as a cowardly murderer. We can just see the robot methodically committing the murders while saying in a cold, mechanical voice, “Must follow the prime directive programmed in me by Dictator Obama.”
Isn’t it convenient that there is no body camera on the police robot? Sure, they claim the police robot was transmitting a live video feed while it approached and inspected Patriot Hazel’s home, but any of that footage was obviously produced in some liberal Hollywood sound stage and secretly transmitted over whatever frequency the police robot has for transmitting its video feed. It’s all so obvious, but the lamestream media fell for it. That is precisely why you must turn to the National Small Penis Association everyday to get the truth!
Shooting victim lured to his death
8/30/2015
Just another reminder of why we need to thank Jeb Bush for all he has done for us by getting him elected in 2016!
Well, our pal Jeb has been having a bit of a rough time on the campaign trail lately, but we must not allow ourselves to succumb to doubt or hopelessness because we owe it to him to redouble our efforts to make sure he wins the Presidential election in 2016. After all, as the father of Stand Your Ground legislation, he has done more for the small penised White man movement than any other politician.
The recent Twitter posts by NSPA charter member George Zimmerman provide triumphant testimony of what we in the small penised White man movement can accomplish with the help of a great politician like Jeb Bush. After all, if it hadn’t been for Jeb and his Stand Your Ground Legislation, Patriot Zimmerman would have been hung out to dry by the “authorities” and would have been convicted of murder in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin instead of rightfully being found not guilty. Say amen, somebody!
Fortunately, thanks to Our Man Jeb, Patriot Zimmerman is free to post tweets mocking the young man he killed in self defense by calling him a moron, renaming Dictator Obama as Ignorant Baboon and celebrating the Confederate flag. More important, he is free to stand by us with his guns to fight when the government thugs come to confiscate our guns.
Jeb, we know things look a little bleak now for you, but that only means it is time for you to STAND YOUR GROUND! We will be standing it with you!
‘We all know how it ended for the last moron that hit me’: George Zimmerman brags about killing Trayvon Martin in racist Twitter rant and refers to Obama as an ‘Ignorant Baboon’
8/29/2015
It was time to make the donuts, and a gun went off. We have a perfectly good explanation.
Charlie Jew Jr. (Don’t worry because we did a thorough background check when we got his membership application, and we can assure you there is nothing to worry about. It’s just an old family name.) from our Devine, Texas NSPA chapter was basically arrested yesterday morning for not washing his hands. Wow, when did that become a felony?
See, here’s what happened. Shortly after 6:00 AM when he and his wife opened the doors to Sweet Creations Bakery, the donut shop they own, for business yesterday, a small caliber handgun Patriot Jew (it feels strange even typing that) was holding allegedly discharged two bullets into his wife. Now here’s what we figure probably happened. Patriot Drew had most likely just finished making a whole bunch of jelly donuts and had jelly filling all over his hands. Then he was in the act of putting his handgun under the counter by the register to have in place in case any Mexican drug traffickers (who had just snuck over the border and were heading to nearby San Antonio to hook up with a gang of illegal immigrants to vote for the Democrat party and to rape and force drugs on White American Christians) tried to rob the store.
Well, the jelly filling is gooey and slick, which can make it difficult to hold onto anything if you have it all over your hands. We figure that the gun slipped out of his hand because of the jelly filling, and this is how the gun went off accidentally and sent two bullets into his wife’s body. We are sure that this truth will come out once the “authorities” have a chance to interview Patriot Jew’s wife in the hospital. Still, this case just goes to show how quickly the “authorities”, even in Texas of all places, can jump to conclusions and charge a real Patriot with aggravated assault of a family member with a weapon in a case that was obviously just an accident. Once again I must declare that our work is never done.
Officers: Man shoots wife at donut shop
8/28/2015
NSPA member persecuted for standing his ground against (what we’re sure was) a vicious dog named Angel, which is really probably a devil in disguise.
Charles Bennett from our Dalton NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday by the “authorities” who were obviously pushed by the liberal, gun hating, PETA animal fetishists cabal, which values the life of a dog more than a human fetus, to bring down Patriot Bennett and confiscate his gun.
See, Patriot Bennett brought his dog Angel out into the woods to put her down with what was supposed to be a painless gun blast to her head with his .22 caliber pistol. Well, Patriot Bennett’s shot was a little bit off, and he only managed to shoot her in the left side of the face. Rather than subject her to the trauma of another gun blast to the head, he graciously let her run out into the woods to die slowly and peacefully, surrounded by the beauty of the majestic outdoors.
Patriot Bennet was perfectly justified in doing this because he explained later to the police that “dear little” Angel was ruining his property. If you watch the video linked at the bottom of this post and see the she-beast he shot, you’ll understand what massive damage she must have been inflicting on Patriot Bennett’s property.
Sure enough, there was a liberal, busy body, nanny state embracing ninny who was out hiking with his hippie wife, and they had to insert themselves in Patriot Bennett’s tasteful handling of this domestic situation. They heard the gun shot and saw Angel bleeding from her face and desperately chasing after them for assistance so they hysterically called the police and took the dog to a veterinarian rather than letting nature run its course. (The irony is that we’re sure this couple probably fully supports Dictator Obama’s Death Panels.)
Maybe at the end of ‘Of Mice And Men’ (SPOILER ALERT!!!!!) George is considered to be a hero when he shot Lennie in the head, but in Obama’s America Patriot Bennett is the villain for shooting Angel in the head. Now he is facing a totally fabricated charge of animal cruelty because Heaven forbid that a proud, small penised White man defends his property with a gun.
Dalton Man Charged with Shooting Dog
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/top-stories/stories/dalton-man-charged-shooting-dog-19874.shtml
8/27/2015
NSPA member protects school from dangerous weirdo and gets arrested for doing it??!!!
Christian Peiper from our Richmond, Texas NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week for allegedly firing at least 15 gunshots off a roof at Velasquez Elementary School. The “authorities” labeled this a potentially deadly shooting even though there were no students in the school at the time and nobody was injured. Now Patriot Peiper faces the ridiculous charges of Criminal Mischief, Deadly Conduct, Possession of Prohibited Weapons, Possession of a Stolen Weapon and Trespassing.
Actually, Patriot Peiper was trying to protect the school as a Good Guy With a Gun so sure enough the “authorities” had to discredit him. See, at the same time Patriot Peiper was shooting his gun from the rooftop of the elementary school, there was some dangerous weirdo playing bagpipes right by the school. Who else would be playing bagpipes by an elementary school early on a Sunday morning other than a dangerous weirdo?
Well, the very reason Patriot Peiper was shooting his gun on the school rooftop we’re guessing is that he wanted to scare the bagpipe playing creep away from the school before he had a chance to harm any children. Then the police showed up right away and brought both of them in for questioning. They ended up letting the bagpipe playing weirdo go without slapping him with any charges because they had to make Patriot Peiper appear to be the bad guy to help push Dictator Obama’s gun hating agenda.
Good luck finding any politicians who will take any action toward implementing sensible bagpipe control in America because of the lobbying power of the EUSPBA (Eastern United Sates Pipe Band Association). Please visit their website if you want to learn about their selfish agenda to force bagpipe music on America. http://www.euspba.org
Man arrested after bizarre alleged shooting, bagpipes incident at school
http://6abc.com/news/man-arrested-after-bizarre-alleged-shooting-bagpipes-incident-at-school/954444/
8/26/2015
OOOOOOPS!
Michael McNulty from our Nashua NSPA chapter was basically arrested Monday for the high crime of temporarily having butter fingers and was smacked down with a charge of reckless conduct, a class B felony.
See, it all started Saturday night when he was hanging out at his home with some of his good friends. When you’re hanging out with all of your buds, what’s the obvious thing to do to really get the party started? Do you even need to think about it? You bust out the guns and start handling them.
Well, Patriot McNulty allegedly was showing off his loaded revolver when his hands slipped or something, and the gun accidentally discharged a bullet that happened to travel through a wall into an adjoining room and ended up in the back of some guy who obviously knew nothing about gun safety because he would have dropped to the ground as soon as he heard the gun discharge if he had any experience with guns. See, this case points out once again the problems that are created by people who know nothing about how to act around guns and leave the responsible gun owners holding the bag and getting all the bad press.
So because this one guy who accidentally got shot didn’t know anything about gun safety, Patriot McNulty now has to go to court on September 30th to face this trumped up charge. This is just another case of how the crooked “authorities” work in cahoots with the lamestream liberal media to try to make the Good Guy With A Gun look like the bad guy. #theyshouldbeashamedwiththemselves
Police: Nashua man’s loaded gun discharges through wall, into man’s back
8/25/2015
Sadly, we’ve lost another brave Patriot to the liberal hate machine.
John Reno from our Sterling NSPA chapter tragically had no choice but to commit suicide with his beloved gun after (we’re guessing) he had been framed by Dictator Obama for shooting and killing his fiancee and her brother on Sunday night.
See, here’s what we figure is really going on here. After the 2012 Sandy Hook incident, which to this day the liberal lamestream media still insists on labeling a “school massacre”, Patriot Reno proudly shared multiple posts and memes on his Facebook page to denounce the ridiculous concept of gun control “legislation.” He also posted a link for a petition on WhiteHouse.gov that called for dissolving all petitions on an assault weapon ban because they are so totally unconstitutional, as reported by the Daily Mail.
It was this one act that we figure put him on Dictator Obama’s radar as a possible threat to his long term dream of turning America over to his Muslim terrorist brothers so America can become a caliphate. He knows this will never happen as long as there are a lot of Patriots armed with assault weapons. So it doesn’t take much critical thinking to realize our “government” probably staged the shooting deaths of Patriot Reno’s fiancee and her brother because that allowed them to send in a SWAT team to take him out. Well, we’re guessing Patriot Reno wasn’t going to give them the satisfaction so he decided to kill himself with his gun, which he loved so much.
When will this senseless killing end? When?!!!!!!
Six-hour standoff with police ends in double murder-suicide after armed man opened fire on his fiancee and her brother before turning gun on himself
8/24/2015
Look, we’re guessing they had the guns with them in case ISIS terrorists wanted to hit a high profile target in Boston, like the Pokemon World Championship they were attending.
James Stumbo and Kevin Norton from our Boone, Iowa NSPA chapter were arrested for basically being proactive in protecting themselves from any Muslim terrorist attacks this past weekend at the World Pokemon Championship in Boston. See, the two of them brought a shotgun, an AR-15 and hundreds of rounds of ammunition with them to the Pokemon tournament because all the other nerds there would have nothing but stacks of Pokemon cards to protect themselves when the terrorists arrived. Yeah, maybe they could have nicked the terrorists with a few paper cuts with the Pokemon cards, but we would feel a little more secure knowing that Patriots Stumbo and Norton had our backs with their impressive gun stash pictured below.
Patriots Stumbo and Norton (with justified pride) posted a picture of their car with their guns on top of the trunk and added funny comments about “killing the competition” on their Facebook pages before they drove to Boston. Sure enough, the worry wart Chicken Little “authorities” in Boston thought they were threatening the throngs of nerds who would be playing Pokemon. We’re guessing that instead they were referring to the competition that all of us good White Christians are facing – the Muslim terroristic threat that threatens to destroy America with the ever ready assistance of our Dictator Obama, the closet Muslim in our midst. Check out their cool Facebook picture below. (How stoking cool is the National Rifle Association sticker on the back of the car? It’s only as cool as a thing could possibly be.)
As further proof of how cool these Patriots are, check out this picture Patriot Stumbo posted on his Facebook page. This photograph captures the ethos of The National Small Penis Association.
Well, since they happen to be proud, White, small-penised gun lovers, the gun hating “authorities” had no choice but to throw a handful of ridiculous charges at them to get them locked up. So now Patriots Stumbo and Norton are stuck in jail facing charges of unlawful possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of ammunition and unlawful possession of a large capacity rifle. On top of that, they may also face charges for making threats. How sad is it that Boston was once one of the birthplaces of American democracy, and now it is nothing more than where democracy has gone to die so it can be replaced by a Muslim caliphate, thanks to Dictator Obama!
Columbine-inspired Pokémon plotters nicknamed ‘squeaky’ and ‘Stumbo’ denied bail as court hears they planned to kill rivals in ‘mass shooting’ at game’s world championship
8/23/2015
Angry, lawless mob attacks NSPA member, who had done nothing more than stand his ground against a Louisiana state trooper!
Kevin Daigle from our Lake Charles NSPA chapter was shockingly and unceremoniously attacked by an out of control, blood lusting mob today after he had attempted to defend himself from the tyranny of governmental overreach by a Louisiana State Police trooper.
See, it all started when this trooper, we figure, racially profiled Patriot Daigle as a small penised White man and decided to pull him over to keep him in line. The trooper had to concoct a reason for trying to pull over Patriot Daigle so he claimed our brother Daigle was driving “erratically” and that he suspected him of being under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Well, Patriot Daigle’s truck became stuck in a ditch off the side of the road. We figure it was because he probably swerved at the last moment to avoid hitting a kitten that had run out on the road. So this trooper rushed down to the truck to arrest him under what we feel are false pretenses. So we’re figuring Patriot Daigle had to act quickly to defend himself because we know all too well how often gun loving, small-penised White men’s lives are at risk down South when they interact with “law enforcement” officials. So we’re guessing he was doing nothing other than standing his ground when he allegedly used his gun to shoot the trooper in the head.
Then, this is where the story gets really crazy, a mob of frenzied townspeople succumbed to mob violence and viciously attacked Patriot Daigle and detained him with the trooper’s own handcuffs until the other “law enforcement” officials arrived to throw Patriot Daigle into jail. This story provides yet another reminder to all of our NSPA members to be on guard whenever a “law enforcement” officer is pulling any of us over. NSPA members of the United States, BEWARE!
Passing motorists take down shooter who shot La. trooper in head during traffic stop
8/22/2015
Okay, maybe the prosecutors would have a case if they were accusing Patriot Clark of being ‘The Hamburglar’, but there is no way he is a cold blooded killer. This is just another example of a corrupt court system trying to send a White man to jail for a crime he didn’t commit!
Bobby Clark from our neighboring Canton NSPA chapter is being forced by his government captors to appear in court next week for a plea hearing related to the shooting and killing of an elderly couple from nearby Tuscarawas County. Get this, they have charged him with aggravated murder, aggravated burglary, aggravated robbery, aggravated arson and two counts of arson.
Look, we have known Patriot Clark for years since our Akron chapter frequently has joint meetings with his Canton chapter, and in all of that time I have never once seen him kidnap an elderly couple or put a .25-caliber handgun to an elderly couple’s heads or burn the corpses of an elderly couple after shooting and killing them.
Sure, he can be a mooch much of the time, but that doesn’t mean he should be convicted for shooting and killing the couple because we’re sure there’s no way a good White man could do something like that.
Now, admittedly, he has a few flaws. At just about every joint Akron/Canton chapter meeting we have held, he has never helped pay for the pizzas, but that has never stopped him from eating more than anybody else at the meeting. Also, you don’t want to go to an all-you-can-eat buffet with him unless you have an entire day to waste. At our NSPA Northeastern Ohio regional Christmas Party (please note this wasn’t a Holiday Party) at the Arlington Rd. Golden Corral, we had to wait two hours and twenty minutes for him to finish eating (and he didn’t even pay for it – he got Kenny from our Ravenna NSPA chapter to pay his bill)!
These may be offenses against courtesy, but they are not offenses against humanity, such as using a gun to kill an elderly couple so we will be in court on August 28th to show our support for Patriot Clark. If Patriot Clark’s attorneys are reading this, please let him know we will provide all of the moral support we are capable of, but we can no longer afford to deposit any more money in his commissary account at the jail.
Sadly Ohio has supported Dictator Obama in the last two elections so it shouldn’t be a surprise that a miscarriage of justice like this could be carried out here. That is why we will double our efforts to make sure justice is delivered in Patriot Clark’s case so he can rejoin our fight against our tyrannical government to prevent them from confiscating our guns.
Plea hearing scheduled for murder suspect ‘Bobby’ Clark
http://www.cantonrep.com/article/20150821/NEWS/150829858/?Start=1
8/21/2015
Look, the gun was unloaded so I don’t understand why there are any charges. Excuse me, but I don’t recall ever seeing Ashton Kutcher getting arrested after he PUNK’D somebody. It’s all part of the liberal hate machine’s plan to lock up every last one of us gun loving White Patriots!
Randall Echard from our West Lafayette NSPA chapter was arrested last Sunday and charged yesterday with intimidation with a deadly weapon, criminal recklessness and battery for basically just playing a prank on his girlfriend.
See, it started Sunday when Patriot Echard returned home and told his girlfriend to leave. He was simply having one of those moments when the last thing he needed was to have some nagging, insecure woman hovering over him so he told her to go away.
Well, as she finally started to leave (probably after a lot of whining, huffing and pouting) Patriot Echard allegedly started to assault and strangle her according to the probable cause affidavit. Or in this case, they should just go ahead and call the “probable cause affidavit” what it really is – the hysterical exaggerations of some overly emotional woman who wanted to get her boyfriend in trouble with the police because he refused to put up with all of her womanly complaining 24/7.
During this “fight”, Patriot Echard told the police his girlfriend said, “Why not just kill me?” So Patriot Echard told the police he got her handgun and put it to her head, then in her mouth and pulled the trigger. The salient point we would like to stress is that Patriot Echard knew the gun was unloaded. It’s really no different than if he had used one of those guns that has a “BANG” flag pop out of the barrel.
So this prank which should have at the very least garnered some polite laughter, fell flat with the Dictator Obama cronies in the “law enforcement” community who have been indoctrinated to believe any White man with a gun is a criminal. So now Patriot Echard is at the mercy of a corrupt “criminal justice” system that has a mandate to send White men like him to prison.
The system laid the groundwork for this takedown of Patriot Echard back in June 2012 when they coerced him to plead guilty to a felony strangulation charge and sentenced him to unsupervised probation. They’ve been waiting all this time for their next opportunity to destroy his life, and now they’ve pulled it off.
Man accused of putting gun to girlfriend’s head
8/20/2015
Look, he was simply trying to decock his gun with one hand when the accident occurred. Hell, I decock my gun with one hand every night before I go to bed so I understand how an accident like this can happen.
James Sturgis from our Milwaukie, Oregon NSPA chapter was inexplicably convicted of criminally negligent homicide and sentenced earlier this week to 32 months in prison for accidentally shooting his wife in neck and killing her.
See, it all started back in January, 2013 when Patriot Stugis was spending a little quality time with his wife on their living room couch, bonding over his love of guns. Patriot Sturgis’ wife played a YouTube video on her cell phone about the M1911, the model of the new semi-automatic handgun he had just purchased and was handling while sitting next to her. Hey, how many wives complain that their husbands never spend time with them and share their interests? (Answer: More than I can count!)
Well, while Patriot Sturgis was trying to decock the gun with one hand, it accidentally expelled a bullet that ended up in his wife’s neck and caused her life to come to a premature end. See, Patriot Sturgis told the police that he had thought the gun was empty. He had simply forgotten that he had inserted a full magazine shortly before the accident. Heck, how many times do I forget the name of somebody minutes after being introduced? (Answer: More times than I can remember!)
Sure enough, the prosecutor and the judge tried to conflate this simple story of an accident and make it all about “gun safety.” The media made much of the fact that Patriot Sturgis was an avid gun collector who had an arsenal in his home that included a modified AR-15 Zombie Killer. Leave it to the hateful Liberal hit squads to manipulate a tragedy to serve their agenda.
The real tragedy from this accident is that for the next 17 months (Dictator Obama’s remaining time in office) we will have one less Patriot available to cover our backs when the government makes its move and comes to confiscate our guns.
Man who killed his wife while examining new pistol gets 32 months in prison
http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2015/08/man_who_killed_his_wife_while.html#incart_2box
8/19/2015
As Patriot Myers’ lawyer said, “These things happen.” It’s true. It seems like at least once a week I read about a Western reenactment performer who accidentally shoots another performer in the groin by unknowingly using live ammunition instead of blanks. So why is this even considered to be news?
James Myers (left in the picture above) from our Park County NSPA chapter was charged by the Park County Sheriff’s Department with prohibited use of a gun after he accidentally shot Tim Gregg (right in the above picture) in the groin during a Western reenactment show performed by Patriot Myers’ theatrical troupe, Myers’ Marauders.
See, at some point, it understandably slipped Patriot Myers’ mind to check the ammunition in the Hornady .45 that he uses for the reenactment to make sure it wasn’t live ammunition. Well, the show got started and Patriot Myers fired the gun toward Patriot Gregg. Then, before they knew what happened, the bullet ricocheted off the ground and got lodged in in Patriot Gregg’s groin. Hell, this could have happened to any of us.
Then to top it all off, the hateful “progressives” in Park County are seizing on this commonplace accident to try to shove even more government oversight into our lives by now insisting that Western reenactment shows be regulated by local government. Here we go again.
Look, gunshots to the groin really don’t concern NSPA members because there’s simply not that much to be hit down there with us. No, what really concerns us is the unending government encroachment into our lives in the dastardly march towards confiscating all of our guns. We’ve been warning you and now you see it happening. We told you so!
‘The show must go on’ (despite accidental shooting)
8/18/2015
Forgive our abbreviated post today. We have been busy checking on the well being of one of our NSPA brothers in Oktaha, Oklahoma. We are pleased to report he is totally fine so we will be back to business as usual tomorrow.
This has been a hectic day, fraught with anxiety and angst, as we have fretted over the news on a Patriot in our Oktaha NSPA chapter who had valiantly volunteered to provide security outside the Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear gun store in Oktaha, Oklahoma, which had recently garnered a lot of well earned international attention for proudly declaring itself a ‘Muslim Free Zone’, which we only wish could be applied to all of America.
Sure enough, once the brave store owner vowed to ban Muslims from his store, the progressive hate machine was activated, and the store was inundated with an unending onslaught of hateful threats. So to fight this liberal hate, the Patriots in our Oktaha chapter started standing guard outside the store with their guns to make sure no Muslim looking people showed up to cause trouble.
Well, accidents happen and one of our Patriots happened to drop his gun, which caused the gun to discharge a bullet that ended up in the Patriot’s body, which sent him to the hospital, even though it turns out it really wasn’t that big of a deal, which causes us to wonder why any of this got any attention in the media at all.
That question was immediately answered once Muskogee County Sheriff Charles Pearson opened his big yap. First, he made catty remarks about the lack of proper gun safety knowledge he felt many of the Patriots had when he saw them on patrol outside the store days before today’s accident. Then he really revealed the game at play when he made the snide suggestions that the Patriots call the Sheriff Department if they see any suspicious characters approaching the store.
So it’s all about job security to Sheriff Pearson. He’s just afraid that people will see a few well armed NSPA Patriots can keep the public safe and won’t have their hands out for a cushy public employee pension. Sorry, Sheriff, but we’re on to you!
Man Accidentally Shoots Self While Guarding ‘Muslim-Free’ Oktaha Gun Store
8/17/2015
Probation violation, probation shmiolation, puh-leeze!!!! They were just looking for any excuse to lock up another gun loving, small penised White guy who is a REAL American.
Well, apparently the “authorities” in Tompkins County have nothing better to do with their time than to harass upstanding REAL American White men. First, they arrested Jeffrey Wood from our Newfield NSPA chapter last September for allegedly killing a dog by shooting it in the head two times and then sentenced him in a kangaroo court proceeding to 120 days in jail and a five-year probation.
To begin with, we believe he was set up by some human hating Humane Society activists so the sentence had no validity in our minds because we don’t think he even killed the stupid mutt in the first place.
Then to make matters worse, the “authorities” hauled him back into court on Friday to claim he had violated his probation multiple times since January because they weren’t quite finished with their government take down to destroy his life so now he has to serve 18 months in the Tompkins County Jail. How convenient is it that this will keep him locked up long enough so he won’t be able to vote in the 2016 Presidential election? It’s exactly these kind of Saul Alinsky inspired voter suppression techniques that the gun hating liberals plan to use to ensure Hillary Clinton gets to take over the White House.
As for the alleged probation violations, all he did was one day curse and argue with Ithaca Police officers at the Human Services Building. Excuse me, but it’s his 1st Amendment right to call them “fucking Ithaca PD pigs.” Then he tested positive for alcohol two days later. Apparently the “authorities” had reanimated the corpse of Carrie Nation at sentencing time to have her add the “no alcohol” decree to the terms of his probation. Then, after getting a warning by the judge not to commit any more violations at the risk of getting jail time, Patriot Wood was charged with driving while intoxicated, seventh-degree possession of a controlled substance, leaving the scene of a property damage accident and refusing to take a breath test. Then to really pile it on, the “authorities” claimed Patriot Wood used racial slurs and threatened to punch and kill police officers at the scene where he appeared intoxicated. As far as we’re concerned, this all deserves a big, “Yeah, right.” How many times have we heard about White guys being pulled over by the police and hit with false charges? Too many times to count.
We are planning a march on Ithaca to protest this miscarriage of just. Please watch this site for more details.
Newfield man who shot dog in head resentenced to 18 months in jail
http://ithacavoice.com/2015/08/newfield-man-who-shot-dog-in-head-resentenced-to-18-months-in-jail/
8/16/2015
Come on, could such a happy looking White guy really be a cold blooded killer? Let’s be real.
Frank Carson from our Modesto NSPA chapter was arrested Friday and charged with the murder of a 26-year-old man who Patriot Carson allegedly shot and killed in 2012 for trying to steal one of his antique cars. Now from the get go something seemed fishy about the case. First of all, the car thief he has been accused of killing was White. We figured it would have been a black guy so we were naturally suspicious.
The “authorities” claim that Patriot Carson had become frustrated with people frequently stealing items from his home and wanted revenge. So they claim Patriot Carson waited with his gun for the chance to kill anybody attempting to steal from him. Then they claim that the alleged victim and two buddies jumped a fence into Patriot Carson’s property with the intent to steal some irrigation equipment and an antique car. Then they claim Patriot Carson shot and killed the victim. The story becomes even more improbable when the “authorities” claim Patriot Carson then enlisted his wife, daughter, three California Highway Patrol Officers and two liquor store owners in disposing the body in the woods and covering up the “crime.”
Okay, we could see the two liquor store owners being involved in a “crime” like this because they have Muslim sounding names. Hell, every liquor store I walk into now seems to be owned by a Lebanese family. But are we to believe that a wife and daughter from a good Christian family would be involved with something like this? Please. This smells like a set-up to discredit a family headed by a husband and a wife in order to promote the false values of gay marriage families. Also, how are we to believe CHIPS officers would be involved in something like this? Could you ever see Jon and Ponch helping cover up a murder?
Besides, the evidence that convinces us the most that Patriot Carson is innocent is his mug shot. Look at that smile. That is a man who knows the contentment that Jesus Christ will see him through this witch hunt and will make sure he will be set free when the lies are exposed. I can look into his eyes, just like George W. Bush looked into Vladimir Putin’s eyes, and see a good-hearted man, not some grinning, narcissistic sociopath who lacks the slightest element of empathy. Case closed!
Top Modesto attorney, his wife, his daughter, three cops and two store owners are arrested for three-year-old murder after ‘thief was killed while stealing lawyer’s car and the others helped cover it up’
8/15/2015
We smell another frame-up here. In fact, the only crime we feel he may have committed was his use of a double negative in the note he wrote that they found by the body of the woman he loved.
Dwayne Alan Case from our Morgan NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday upon his discharge from the hospital after he had been treated for what the “authorities” would have us believe was a self inflicted gunshot wound in a failed suicide attempt. Once he was in their conniving clutches, they hauled him into the Renville County District Court and had him face a charge of intentional second-degree murder in the death of the woman he loved.
The first suspicious aspect of this case is that the woman he allegedly killed died as a result of a broad-head arrow perforating her stomach and liver. Look, truth be told, bows and arrows are for pussies and only belong in the Disney cartoon version of Robin Hood or in ridiculous fairy tales about some teenage girl toppling a dystopian America (actually, we wouldn’t mind it if a teenage girl with a bow and arrow could topple the Obama regime because we’ll take any relief we can get) so no NSPA member would ever allow a bow and arrow to contaminate his hands. Also, this happened in Minnesota, and nobody has recently seen that dentist from Minnesota who killed that Cecil lion in Africa with a bow and arrow. You make the connection.
The “authorities” claim they responded to an emergency call to a campsite and found Patriot Case in a tent with what appeared to be self inflicted gunshot wound. After they removed Patriot Case’s body from the tent, they found the corpse of the woman Patriot Case loved with what appeared to be an incision in the left side of her torso, according to the local lamestream media.
When the deputies conducted a search of Patriot Case’s car, the conveniently found what appeared to be blood in the passenger seat and handwritten notes in which Patriot Case professed his love for the woman they found in the tent. None of this makes any sense because Patriot Case had a no-contact order placed on him prohibiting him from having any contact with the woman. NSPA members respect the law (unless it’s a stupid law supported by the “Supreme” Court because we listen to the Supreme Being or if it’s a law that would force us to make a wedding cake for two guys or two women) so Patriot Case would have stayed away from this woman if the court had told him to do so.
Then the other hole in this case is the botched “suicide” attempt. The “authorities” would have us believe Patriot Case didn’t know how to handle a Russian 7.62 bolt-action rifle properly and would fail at a suicide attempt. That just doesn’t make sense.
Besides, Patriot Case told the “authorities” he didn’t think he had hurt the woman and said he had no recollection of what happened in the campsite. See, this seems like a classic frame up, like in ‘Godfather II’ when Michael frames the senator from Nevada by killing the prostitute and putting her in bed with him. If Dictator Obama wanted to get another NSPA member locked up in prison, could he have thought up a better way to do it? I don’t think so.
The only thing we will fault Patriot Case for is the double negative he used in one of the notes found at the campsite. One note allegedly said, “I never done nothing to hurt anyone until now.” If Patriot Case indeed wrote this sentence, we figure it was likely because he was under the influence of mind altering drugs that government agents probably administered to him by sneaking up behind him and injecting him with a syringe jabbed in his neck so they could knock him out while they killed the woman and set him up to take the fall. They then probably had him write these letters while under the influence of the drugs so ultimately I guess he really can’t be held accountable for that sentence.
Please pray for justice for Patriot Case. We will keep you posted on his status.
Man allegedly failed to kill himself with rifle, arrested for killing girlfriend in alleged murder-suicide attempt
8/14/2015
Still, it’s better to be shot accidentally by a neighbor who is a well armed Patriot than to be killed by the forces of a One World Government coming to confiscate your guns or by Muslim extremist terrorists or by Mexican rapists and murderers or by marauding members of The New Black Panthers. At least the Patriot will have your back and keep you safe when these forces of evil come for you!
Ronald Swaha from our Carbondale NSPA chapter was arrested and charged earlier tonight with one count of recklessly endangering another person after he accidentally shot his elderly neighbor who we would like to emphasize is alive so it’s not like anything really bad happened. As for the charge of recklessly endangering another person, if you think about it, that very same charge could be made against any of you out there who send a text message while driving so this charge really isn’t that big of a deal.
See, here’s what really happened. Patriot Swaha was watching television in his apartment and had his gun by his side in case he had to protect the other residents in his apartment complex from any dangerous criminals or Muslims or Black agitators or government thugs who might come to try to hurt them or take their guns or convert them into Muslims. So then he stood up from his couch and dropped his gun on the floor. When he picked it up in its holster, the gun accidentally discharged a bullet. So the bullet went through a wall and accidentally ended up inside some old man who lives next to Patriot Swaha.
Well, the local liberal media hyperventilated with hyperbole and declared this old man neighbor was, get this, “covered in blood.” If it was so bad, we would like to know why he is still alive. It’s just another case of the liberal media pouncing on any perfectly understandable accident to push their gun hating ideology. Just wait until the Obamacare Death Panels get a hold of this old man and give him a thumbs down. Will this same liberal media cover this when it happens? Yeah, right!
Look, I would gladly have a White, small-penised, gun loving, responsible gun owning Patriot living next door to me even if he accidentally discharges his gun every once in a while rather than some unarmed namby pamby nebbish nitwit because I can recover from a superficial flesh wound, but I can’t recover from getting killed at the hands of our “government” or the other forces of evil that encroach ever closer upon us every day.
Misdemeanor charge filed after accidental shooting in Carbondale
8/13/2015
Look, I want to be perfectly clear that I knew all along that Patriot Bowles’ “girlfriend”, who he shot and killed for screwing up dinner one night last year, was really a guy in drag when I first met them 20 years ago. I totally swear I never thought about him as a woman ever while masturbating because why would a completely heterosexual guy like me (who never masturbates to begin with) touch myself while thinking of a dude dressed up like a woman? That would be just about the most ridiculous thing ever. I’d even take a lie detector test to prove this, but those can be so unreliable that they’re not admissible in court so there would really be no point in it.
Frank Bowles from our Marietta NSPA chapter was sentenced today to life in prison after being convicted in the shooting death of his longtime boyfriend, who the media was all too happy to report was a famous drag queen known by the stage name ‘Kitty Litter’, last October after they got into an argument about how dinner had been prepared.
Of course the drive by media jumped all over this story by emphasizing the sensationalistic aspect that Patriot Bowles’ “girlfriend” was actually a guy in drag and printed numerous glamour pictures of him to which plenty of gullible people said they would have sworn they were pictures of a beautiful woman if nobody had told them that she was a man.
Again, like I said earlier, I always knew that “she” was a guy in drag ever since I met the two of them 20 years ago at an NSPA orientation mixer for our new Georgia field office just outside of Marietta. We held the mixer at a bar called ‘The Boylesque’ because, if I remember correctly, Patriot Bowles said we could hold it there through a connection he had. I remember there must have been problems with the air conditioning that night because there seemed to be a lot of guys on the dance floor wearing nothing but cut off short shorts and tight white t-shirts.
I sat by ‘Kitty Litter’ much of the night and went along with his act because I thought maybe it was a character he was practicing to get on one of those television shows like ‘Saturday Night Live’, and I wanted him to have a chance to get as much practice as possible. Now, I never masturbate to begin with because the Good Book warns against the personal calamities that can strike a lustful sinner, but more than ever I never once succumbed to the self destruction of self gratification while thinking about ‘Kitty Litter.’ Oh, he may have drifted through my thoughts every once in a while, but that was only because I was wondering how his acting career was going and was hoping that his act would catch on because there have been other actors, like Benny Hill, who have had success with skits in which they dressed up like a woman.
Well, I guess all of that is a moot point now that Patriot Bowles probably had to protect himself from ‘Kitty Litter’ by shooting him with a shotgun after they got into an argument over how poorly dinner had been prepared that night. Sure, the gun hating media wants to make much of the fact that Patriot Bowles killed him with a gun, but he could have just as easily killed him with a steak knife or metal shish kabob skewers. So once again, I must point out that the gun wasn’t the problem here. Nice try, lamestream media.
Man, 59, sentenced to life for shooting drag-queen boyfriend, 60, who performed under the name ‘Kitty Litter’ in a row over dinner
8/12/2015
Here we go again with the Nanny State going into a hissy fit just because a grandfather pointed a loaded gun at his 12-year-old grandson. Welcome to life in Obama’s America.
Donald Rice from our New Castle NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with pointing a firearm when he was really doing nothing more than trying to teach his 12-year-old grandson how to be a real man and a responsible gun owner.
See, it all started back in May when Patriot Rice gave his grandson a ride to school. Before his grandson got out of the truck, Patriot Rice pointed his loaded handgun at him to show off the firearm. The crybaby grandson started whining to his grandfather that the gun was worrying him and pleaded to him to put the gun away. Then, according to the police report, Patriot Rice “…poked his leg with the barrel of the weapon and said that a gun will not just hurt you on its own.” Excuse me, but that simply sounds like the age old practice of one generation passing on wisdom to another generation so we’re still trying to figure out where the “criminal” act took place.
Well, the grandson took a picture of Patriot Rice pointing the gun and sent it to a worry wart family member who scurried right over to the police. Apparently, in Indiana it’s actually against the law just to point a gun at somebody. How the Hell does something like that happen in Indiana of all places? So for the past 3 months the New Castle police haven’t had anything better to do than to inflate this ridiculous gun charge. Score another victory for Dictator Obama and the Muslim terrorists who now have one less Patriot to fight against when they come to establish their caliphate in the heartland of what used to be the United States of America.
‘It was a stupid thing’: Indiana grandfather arrested, accused of pointing gun at grandson
8/11/2015
He was simply trying to impress upon the couple’s young child that it’s not polite to stare. Jeez, Dictator Obama has managed to criminalize good manners.
Peter Kontos from our Meriden NSPA chapter was arrested Friday night and charged with illegal use of a facsimile firearm, risk of injury to a minor, second-degree recklessness and breach of peace. While they were at it, the Meriden police should have just gone ahead and charged him with killing Jimmy Hoffa and kidnapping the Lindbergh baby since they are so obviously detached from reality.
See, it all started that night when Patriot Kontos was minding his own business and wearing his real cool camo gear while chilling out on the second floor balcony of his happening pad. Then some, we’re guessing, annoying hipster married couple and their undisciplined child left the bottom floor of the house where friends of the couple lived. So the busybody, stuck up wife starts staring up at Patriot Kontos, probably because she hardly ever sees a real man.
Well, immediately recognizing this uncouth breach of decent manners on her part, Patriot Kontos began shouting at her to stop staring at him because we’re sure he wanted the child to appreciate that it isn’t polite to stare because the self absorbed, inconsiderate parents certainly weren’t going to teach the child.
After the family got in their car, the rude hag kept on staring at Patriot Kontos so he started brandishing a handgun, which he later admitted to the police was nothing more than a pellet gun, at the family as they sped away to contact the police, like the cowards that they are.
So the police arrested Patriot Kontos, but the real crime is that the child never learned the lesson that his mother was the one at fault for being rude. We suppose the Meriden police tonight aren’t paying attention to any of the Mexican illegal immigrants prowling the streets in darkness with lust and larceny in their hearts because they are busy responding to an all points bulletin to arrest Miss Manners.
Meriden man charged with pointing pellet gun at family
8/10/2015
Look, he was simply standing his ground against the golden retriever named Rusty and the gray miniature poodle named Pepper so of course he was within his rights to shoot.
First the liberal left wing hate machine went after that cool White dentist for shooting a lion, now they’re going after one of our own just for shooting and killing two of his mother’s dogs. Dustin Fowkes from our Cedar Park NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with two counts of animal cruelty after he did nothing more than stand his ground against these two feral, undisciplined, marauding canine catastrophes that had gone on a rampage of destruction in Patriot Fowkes’ parents’ home. The two Hell hounds had defecated on his mother’s new rug and “tore up” Patriot Fowkes’ bedroom so Patriot Fowkes allegedly took the two AKC registered beasts into the woods behind his parents’ house, shot them with a a .22 rifle and left them to die.
What was he supposed to do? We guess the Godless liberals, who love animals (which all Christians know don’t go to Heaven) more than human beings, feel Patriot Fowkes should have just let the dogs run roughshod over the house because they don’t believe in taking responsibility for actions. Hmmm, this kind of sounds like what has been taking place in our country for the past 6 ½ years that Dictator Obama has been in office.
Since this occurred in Texas we understand that the 26-year-old Patriot Fowkes must still be living at home with his parents to protect them from all of those murdering and raping illegal immigrants who are sneaking across the border from Mexico into Texas, just like Donald Trump warned us about. Now that’s a good son, and we are proud he is an NSPA member!
Cedar Park man accused of killing parent’s two dogs
8/9/2015
Look at that smile on his face while he held hands with his two sons. Do you believe for a moment that he would be capable of shooting and killing them in a fit of rage after having a domestic dispute with his wife? We smell a frame up. After all, he has a bald eagle American flag t-shirt and two guns on his hips. He’s a Real American Man, not a child killer, like all those abortion doctors out there.
Well, here’s a real doozy. Shawn Fuller from our Statesville NSPA chapter has been accused of shooting and killing his two young sons early this morning before attempting to commit suicide. It all started when some window watching busybody neighbor called the police to claim there was an intoxicated man shooting a gun at Patriot Fuller’s house.
So the police showed up and found the corpses of two boys, ages 3 and 4, who had been shot to death. They then found Patriot Fuller injured from what they claimed to be a “self-inflicted” gunshot wound.
Then some of Patriot Fuller’s other neighbors who were probably hoping for a little fame started yapping to the media, claiming that Patriot Fuller, who moved into the neighborhood with his family back in December, immediately became a disruptive presence, frequently drinking alcohol and shooting high powered firearms in his backyard with his buddies. Sounds like an ideal neighbor to me.
Now the official line from the “authorities” is that Patriot Fuller is alleged to have shot and killed his sons after getting in an argument with his wife and then attempted suicide. If you ask me, this all seems like some staged government take down of Patriot Fuller because he would put up a big fight when the government comes to take our guns. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if government troops killed his sons and then shot him but left him alive so he could be discredited and locked up in prison for the rest of his life. We have our top attorney traveling to North Carolina tomorrow to get to the bottom of this government plot. We will keep you posted.
Iredell County deputies: 2 small boys killed by their father
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article30541665.html
8/8/2015
If only she had gone back home with him like he had asked, none of this would have ever happened. Yet again, we have here another example of how the selfish tenets of feminism lead to the destruction of the family unit and ultimately to the conviction of men who are simply trying keep their families intact.
Robert Amend from our Pittsburgh NSPA chapter unfortunately finds himself in the position on needing to be on the run from the “authorities” after he did nothing more than try to maintain the Christian home he had established with the woman he loves. However, when this woman, who must be one of those feminazis Rush Limbaugh is always warning us about, cruelly spurned his endearing entreaty to come back home, Patriot Amend really had no choice but to resort to any means necessary to rescue her from the cult of feminism to deprogram her in the safety of a loving home.
Patriot Amend went to her apartment and pounded on the door until his girlfriend’s 4-year old grandson opened the door. (Isn’t it amazing how sometimes an innocent child is the only one capable of seeing the good in a misunderstood man?) Then once inside the apartment, Patriot Amend knew the stakes were high and that he had to get her away from the narcotic-like influence of feminism at all cost or her life would be over.
Sure enough she wasn’t going to leave with him willingly because she had been so brainwashed so Patriot Amend allegedly shot at her head, probably to see if that would snap her out of the brainwashing she had been subjected to. When that didn’t work, he had no choice but to take more forceful action. So he allegedly shot her in her torso and one of her legs, probably knowing that she could at least recover in the hospital where she could also be safely deprogrammed.
While this was going on, her daughter and grandson were getting in the way and preventing Patriot Amend from completing his rescue operation so he had to get away because the daughter was calling the “authorities.” Patriot Amend had dealt with the “authorities” before back in 2007 when his girlfriend got a, get this, protection-from-abuse order against him. Then she got another of these ridiculous orders two weeks ago in which she claimed she had suffered from “broken noses and bruises” and mental and emotional abuse over the years. To really lay it on thick, she claimed Patriot Amend had been calling and texting her with constant threats of killing her and her dog. Yeah, right. Last time I checked, Patriot Amend is no Muslim so I don’t think he would be making these kinds of threats.
Patriot Amend knew the fix would be in once the police showed up so he hightailed it out of her apartment and went on the lam. Now city and state “authorities” are hunting him down like a common criminal. We would like to ask all of our readers in Pennsylvania to provide Patriot Amend “underground railroad” assistance so he can get out of that corrupt, cowardly commonwealth and go to a state for real Patriots, like Utah or Mississippi.
Man accused of Crafton Heights shooting on run in Butler County
8/7/2015
We finally found a bicyclist who is a real man and who doesn’t annoy the Hell out of us so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that the “authorities” are sending him to prison for 5 years.
While we here at the NSPA headquarters drive around in our F-150 or our Chevy 1500 pickup trucks, there’s nothing that infuriates us more than liberal bicyclists hogging up the road and getting in our way when they could just as easily use the nearby sidewalks. It all goes back to the selfishness and sense of entitlement that accompanies progressivism and the Left’s reflexive hatred for fossil fuels.
So it figures that once we actually come across a cool bicyclist that he’s going to be persecuted and thrown into prison. Jonathan Newcomb from our Witchita NSPA chapter was sentenced to prison yesterday for 5 years after being (we’re sure) forced to plead guilty to attempted intentional second-degree murder back in June.
See, it all started last year when Patriot Newcomb was riding his bicycle across a parking lot driveway when out of nowhere a pickup driven by a guy with a Mexican sounding name tried to turn into the parking lot an almost struck Patriot Newcomb. That led to a confrontation between the two of them which we figure was all the doing of the guy with the Mexican sounding name because you know how hot blooded and overly emotional those people can be if you ever watch any of those Mexican telenovelas on Univision. (I’ve only seen those depraved shows as part of the research I do to document the coarsening of our culture caused by the Mexican influence flooding our country. Those shows can’t go more than five minutes without violating all that is good and sacred by trotting out some large breasted Latina to try to tempt Christian White American Men to have lustful thoughts and forget the teachings of the Good Book. Whatever happened to real wholesome AMERICAN television shows like ‘Apple’s Way’ with Ronny Cox?)
Well, Patriot Newcomb must have obviously realized he was likely dealing with some thug from a Mexican drug cartel and knew that his life was in jeopardy so he pulled a gun from his holster and shot the man in the face. Yes, the man lost his left eye as a result of the shooting, but Patriot Newcomb surely avoid a gangland execution out in the middle of some dessert. So the Mexican sounding guy gets off completely free because Dictator Obama doesn’t want to lose a single vote for the Democrat Party while Patriot Newcomb gets locked up for saving his own skin. Yeah, that’s life in Dictator Obama’s America in 2015.
Bicyclist sentenced for shooting motorist during Wichita road rage incident
8/6/2015
She obviously didn’t give him enough time to cool off, but you know how impatient women can be. Sometimes all you want is a moment of blissful, elusive peace, but they just ceaselessly crash in upon your space to torment you with their selfish and spiteful need for attention. So can you really blame him?
Christopher Johncory Neal from our Maryville NSPA chapter was arrested Monday basically for having an annoying girlfriend who doesn’t know when to back off. See, it all started Monday when Patriot Neal had to contend with an entire day of his girlfriend nagging him incessantly so he had no choice but to threaten to shoot their puppy in a Hail Mary attempt to get her out of the house for a while so he could get his head together. The ploy worked, and he began to enjoy the non-toxic environment in the house once she was gone from it. However, being the impatient busybody that she is, she could not let him have more than a few fleeting moments of rest and repose before she came charging back into the house to torment him.
So she marched right back into the house like she owned the place (we’re sure since he is the man in the relationship that he had to pay most of the rent) and began taking a shower. Well, enough was enough so he allegedly broke down the locked bathroom door and grabbed the puppy before marching off to their bedroom.
Yet again, she didn’t know when to back off, and she chased him into the bedroom to hector him to no end. So what do you do with a problem like his girlfriend? Well, Patriot Neal allegedly grabbed a small semi-automatic handgun and held it against her forehead and threatened to punch her across the face. He then allegedly grabbed her by the hair and began to bang her head against the wall to remind her of the importance of allowing him to enjoy some sweet solitude.
She then escalated the situation once again by running out of the house and calling the police. Since Patriot Neal knew the police would believe her side of the story, he got in his car and started driving. Right on cue the gun hating police pulled him over and found five guns and two knives, including a large machete, in the car. We’re guessing he kept them in his car to keep them out of the hands of his emotionally unstable girlfriend. Well, the fix was in and the police threw him in jail on an aggravated domestic assault charge. The only assault we see around here is an assault on liberty.
Gun-toting Maryville man charged with aggravated assault
8/5/2015
Look, he doesn’t remember why he pulled the trigger so this was clearly an accident, but the Pittsburgh police saw fit to arrest him for homicide and gun violations. Here we go again.
Daniel Rehll from our Overbrook NSPA chapter was arrested Monday and charged with homicide and gun violations for allegedly shooting and killing a female friend. Like so many cases we have reported about our members, this was clearly an accident that got trumped up to a crime by the gun hating “authorities” to remove yet another gun loving, small penised White man from the battlefield for the fate of our formerly great nation.
It all started one night last month when Patriot Rehll and his female friend went out for a few drinks. After they returned to Patriot Rehll’s home and had a few more drinks, Patriot Rehll just wanted to show off his .45-caliber gun, because nothing impresses a woman like showing off a well maintained gun. Then, before he knew it, he explained, “the gun suddenly went off,” according to a criminal complaint.
He explained to the police that he could not remember why he pulled the trigger and what happened just before the gun somehow discharged. According to the police, as reported in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Rehll stated that he heard the gun discharge and saw the muzzle flash. He then looked over and saw his female friend bleeding.
This sounds kind of like a spontaneous combustion type of situation, but leave it to the Allegheny County (a Democratic stronghold in what should really be a Red state) Medical Examiner’s office to deliver up a doctored autopsy report to the compliant media to claim the “victim” was killed by a bullet that entered her left check and traveled through the right side of her head. A doctor in the examiner’s office claimed powder burns around the wound indicated “the barrel of the gun had to be placed almost completely on the victim’s cheek when the round went off due to the powder burns around the wound.” We would like to point out to those of you who aren’t paying close attention that this doesn’t jive with what Patriot Rehll said so the government’s lie is immediately exposed. We will make sure the truth is revealed in this case because that’s what we do!
Man arrested in Brookline woman’s killing
8/4/2015
“Can a woman forget the baby at her breast and have no compassion on the child she has borne? Though she may forget, I will not forget you!”
Isaiah 49:15
Joshua Moody of our Glenpool NSPA chapter thankfully has his guns and Jesus Christ to cling to after his mother heartlessly forsook him this past Sunday (of all days). Thanks to Patriot Moody’s mother’s selfishness and perfidy, he is now sitting in Latimer County Jail, facing ridiculous counts of domestic assault and battery and pointing a deadly weapon.
See, according to police reports, it all started Sunday afternoon when Patriot Moody asked his mother to use her phone, and she refused him. He then understandably became angry with her and began arguing about the groceries in the house, which are the mother’s responsibility after all. Patriot Moody then allegedly grabbed a gun, put it to her head and repeatedly said, “I could kill you.” Shame on her poor parenting techniques that forced her son to take these measures to get her attention.
Then the manipulative mother tricked her trusting son into calming down by agreeing to bring him to the Roeser’s grocery store by their home. Once they got to the store, all he asked for was $5,000. That’s when she revealed her true intentions by not giving him the money and slipping away from the store to abandon her son. Even though he is 34 years old, this sounds like a case for the local Children’s Services Department.
To make matters worse, she and Patriot Moody’s father left him home alone by spending the night in a local motel because they were too “scared” to be in the house with him. It sounds like they simply wanted to duck out on their parental responsibilities. Then the police showed up to the family house the next day and hauled Patriot Moody off to jail, while his parents were probably living it up by the motel pool and not thinking of their son for a single moment. At least Jesus and guns will never let you down.
Man accused of holding gun to mother’s head
http://www.krmg.com/news/news/local/man-accused-holding-gun-mothers-head/nnCZH/
8/3/2015
Look, he was simply acting as a REAL American trying to take this country back from the Native Americans he shot.
Roy Clyde from our Riverton NSPA chapter was arrested recently and charged with one count of murder and one count of attempted murder after he allegedly shot and killed two Native American men while they were lying on beds in an alcohol and drug detox center. See, Patriot Clyde worked for the Riverton City Parks Department and provided a perfectly understandable explanation to the police that he shot the two men because he was tired of having to deal every day with homeless people using the park as a place to urinate, defecate and have sex.
He first went to the park to look for people who were up to this kind of activity so he could kill them. When he couldn’t find anybody to kill in the park, he logically went to the Center of Hope detox center, which he knew would be teeming with homeless moocher types who want free stuff, like substance abuse treatment, from the government and who feel free to use the park as a personal playground. Then he must have seen those two Native Americans who he probably saw regularly walking around the park like they owned the place so he probably decided he needed to take our land back from these homeless Native Americans who must have enjoyed chasing REAL Americans from the park and forcing them to go elsewhere.
Well, Patriot Clyde stood his ground for all REAL Americans so these Native Americans couldn’t steal this country from us. It’s time to stand for Patriot Clyde!
Native Americans seek hate crime investigation in killing
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/us/wyoming-native-american-killing/
8/2/2015
Obviously the illiterate police officers in Wisconsin Rapids have never heard of fan fiction because on Thursday night they arrested Patriot Collins, who was doing nothing more than acting out a scene from my most recent fan fiction submission to the ‘They Live’ fansite, which celebrates the classic 1988 John Carpenter film, that I moderate when I’m not working on NSPA related tasks. Even worse, they arrested him the very night Roddy Piper passed away.
Daniel Collins from our Wisconsin Rapids NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday night and charged with two misdemeanors – endangering safety with a firearm (how is that even possible?) and possession of drug paraphernalia. See, it all started when Patriot Collins began shooting his gun at street lights. When the police showed up, he explained he was an alien and that he was protecting the universe from other aliens.
Leave it to the dull witted patrol officers not to realize Patriot Collins was staying in character while acting out a scene from the fan fiction short story referenced above. In the story I’m a renegade space alien who teams up with Roddy Piper’s character to fight the alien invasion to save the universe. With the frequency of stories about gun hating police departments arresting NSPA members for no good reason at all other than to crush the gun rights movement we represent, it almost makes you wonder if the “authorities” we have to deal with here aren’t really aliens sent to destroy America.
Rest in peace, Roddy Piper.
Police: Man shoots at lights because of “aliens”
http://www.waow.com/story/29673453/2015/07/30/police-man-shoots-at-lights-because-of-aliens
8/1/2015
Exodus 21:15
“Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death.”
Well, just like it says in the Bible, if his son hadn’t put his hands on him, none of this would have ever happened.
James Sindelar from our Ballantine NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday night and charged with negligent homicide in the shooting death of his son. We knew Patriot Sindelar didn’t have a chance for a fair hearing from the get go, because, get this, the name of the Justice of the Peace he had to face for his first court appearance was Pedro Hernandez. (Like a WHITE man will get a fair hearing front of him.) Well, Patriot Sindelar knew the fix was in so he didn’t even bother to argue for a lower bond and decided to remain in jail.
Now the facts in case are clear. Patriot Sindelar’s son put his hands on him to try to violently grab a gun out of his hands. As it says in Exodus 21:15 (this is the Bible saying this, not just me), any son who strikes his father is going to be put to death. So if we’re going to be pointing fingers at somebody to blame for this death, we’ve got to point the fingers at his son because he ignored the WORD of the BIBLE. Case closed.
Now the lamestream liberal media in western Montana has been trying to spin the narrative on this story by making much of the fact that Patriot Sindelar’s son had been graciously allowing his father to live in a tent on his property because he had nowhere else to go and that he had been trying to get his father to stop abusing alcohol. In the moments prior to the shooting, Patriot Sindelar’s son had confronted his allegedly intoxicated father and told him that he had to leave the property, which led Patriot Sindelar to draw his gun on his son.
It was at this point that his son violently tried to grab the gun out of hands, which caused the gun to discharge a bullet that ended up in his head and caused him to stop living, which all really happened because he didn’t act subserviently to his father as mandated in the Bible. If the court system isn’t going to be guided by the word of our Lord and Savior, we might as well let our Muslim Dictator in Chief Obama have his way and institute Sharia law because there’s no hope for any of us anyways.
Ballantine man was shot during struggle over gun father pointed at him, court documents say
7/31/2015
Satan obviously possessed him and forced him to shoot at his estranged wife’s male friend. So we want to know why he was dragooned into court to plead guilty for something that wasn’t his fault. Doesn’t the Vatican have priest lawyers who take care of these kinds of cases?
Andrew Hamblin from our Campbell County NSPA chapter and a renowned evangelical snake handling preacher who was featured in the National Geographic Channel’s reality show ‘Snake Salvation’ was forced to plead guilty in court this week to seven counts of reckless endangerment, one count of aggravated assault, two counts of driving on a suspended license and violation of the financial responsibility law.
This judicial outrage all stemmed from an incident in which this good Christian warrior was (we are sure) overtaken by the spirit of Satan in retaliation for all of the fights he has waged against the forces of evil over the years through his snake handling. While he was certainly under Satan’s sickly sway, Patriot Hamblin went to a local park to confront his children, estranged wife and her male friend. He then tracked them down to her house and fired his gun in the air and then at the male friend while his estranged wife and children were standing nearby.
Well, Satan and his buddy Dictator Obama seized the opportunity to discredit Patriot Hamblin in order to sideline yet another proud, small-penised, gun loving White man to make the destruction of America all that much easier for them to accomplish. This just proves that there are no snakes more dangerous than the men and women who are determined to take our guns away.
Snake-handling pastor pleads guilty to firing gun near wife, kids
7/30/2015
When will the insanity end? Who in the HELL mows a lawn at 11PM?
James Blair from our Willard NSPA chapter was arrested Tuesday night after he allegedly shot and killed his 62-year-old female neighbor and then ran over her with the lawn mower she had been using to mow her lawn that night at 11 PM. This incident reminds us once again of the sad, shameful continuous breakdown of societal norms and increasing lack of human decency we encounter so often now in Obama’s America. What kind of inconsiderate sociopath would mow her lawn at 11 PM and bother her neighbors? It saddens us here at the NSPA that such coarse, selfish behavior is becoming so commonplace today.
What we need is sensible lawnmower legislation at the state level because this is a states’ rights issue. Nobody should be allowed to use a lawnmower between 10 AM (and that’s pushing it on weekends) and 8 PM. That’s just basic common sense, people. So please contact your state representatives and state senators to demand that they stand up to the heartless riding lawn mower lobby and finally have the courage to pass meaningful lawnmower legislation. Enough is enough!
Man accused of shooting neighbor, running her over with lawn mower
http://fox8.com/2015/07/30/man-accused-of-shooting-neighbor-running-her-over-with-lawn-mower/
7/29/2015
First we had to deal with voter fraud, and now we have to deal with driver fraud. Patriot Tensing was simply protecting the sanctity of our streets.
Ray Tensing from our Cincinnati NSPA chapter and a University of Cincinnati police officer was simply combating the horrible plague of ‘driver fraud’ on July 19 when he shot and killed an unarmed black man who had committed the appalling offense of driving without a license plate on the front of the car and then couldn’t produce a valid driver’s license.
Right on cue the lamestream media has been in perpetual hysteria mode trying to make this a story about yet another White police officer who happens to use a gun to end the life of a non-White person. So there should be no surprise that the cowardly Hamilton County Prosecutor bowed to the manufactured outrage and indicted Patriot Tensing today on a murder charge.
Here we go again, but the lamestream liberal media is doing all of this to cover up the real issue. Non-White people have trouble providing proper documentation and identification whether it is a valid state issued ID or a passport photo when they try to commit voter fraud, a license plate on the front of the car or a valid state issued driver’s license when they try to commit driver fraud or documentation of citizenship or temporary work visa status when they try to commit illegal immigration.
So what if Patriot Tensing’s body camera presents an entirely different narrative than his report of the shooting incident? That’s not the point or what’s really important here. The important thing is that he was trying to end driver fraud by any means necessary to keep our streets safe, and now he is being treated as a criminal. He is exactly the type of emotionally well adjusted, intellectually agile, unflappable, self reliant possessor of sound judgement who we and our buddies at the NRA like to hold up as the ideal American (White) Man who knows how to handle a gun responsibly to keep the rest of the community safe. Unfortunately, in Obama’s America that makes him Public Enemy #1.
University cop indicted for murder in shooting of motorist
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/us/ohio-sam-dubose-tensing-indictment/
7/28/2015
How many times did he have to sit through all the times his girlfriend showed him every pair of new shoes she purchased? Then he showed his girlfriend the new gun he purchased just once, and now he’s labeled a killer. Yeah, that’s real fair.
Christian Benson (with a first name like that he didn’t have a chance at a fair trial in Obama’s America) from our Goshen NSPA chapter was convicted yesterday of Manslaughter in the Second Degree for what we feel was nothing more than an unavoidable accident. See, it all started when Patriot Benson was showing his girlfriend the new .9mm semiautomatic handgun he had just purchased. If anything, we’re guessing his girlfriend nagged him to show her what he purchased because you know how nosy and suspicious women can be so we’re figuring what happened next was really her fault.
Patriot Benson was showing his girlfriend his new gun with his finger on the trigger when somehow the gun discharged, and his girlfriend ended up with a bullet inside of her which caused her life to come to an abrupt end. Accidents happen, and now Dictator Obama is determined to exploit tragic accidents to get small penised, gun loving White men locked up in prison. #smallpenisedwhiteguysmatter
Cornwall Man Guilty of Manslaughter in Handgun Shooting Fatality
7/27/2015
Okay, so in the course of this past Friday night he allegedly pepper sprayed his girlfriend, killed her 4-month-old kitten by throwing it against a wall twice, shot a friend of his girlfriend who was trying to protect her from him and pistol whipped another friend who was trying to help her, but we would like to point out that he is not a Mexican rapist who is sneaking across the border to do us serious harm like Donald Trump has been warning us about.
Damion Looney (oh, grow up, if you’re laughing) from our Wichita NSPA chapter was arrested Friday night because apparently the Wichita police would rather harass a White American Man rather than look for REAL criminals, as in Mexicans who sneak into America to rape and destroy us. Now my mother said I should have some compassion for Mexicans because so many of those people love Jesus Christ. Yes, technically the Mexican may be a Christian, but a lot of them believe in a phooey version of Christianity that involves sacrificing chickens during a church service so it doesn’t really count as real Christianity.
As for Patriot Looney, his only “crime” was that he was following the teachings of the Bible, which documents the right of the Man to rule over the Woman. See, we heard it all started when Patriot Looney was out at a club with his girlfriend, and they started to argue, which we’re guessing was all her fault. This is when Patriot Looney allegedly pepper sprayed her. What else could he have done to get a hysterical woman under control?
Patriot Looney then went back to the home he shared with her and waited for her return. That’s when he is alleged to have killed her 4-month old kitten by throwing it against a wall two times. If he did this, we think it was because he was trying to protect his neighbors from the Pasteurella multocida infection, an aggressive bacterium found in up to 90% of healthy cats that is passed on through cat bites.
Then his manipulative girlfriend returned with a a male friend of hers. Patriot Looney wasn’t going to let some woman emasculate him in such a feckless manner so he allegedly and rightly got his gun out and stood the ground of his male pride and shot at the punk’s face. Then when another sucker showed up to protect her, Patriot Looney allegedly pistol whipped him. With all of the liberals whining about shootings, you would have thought they would have been happy that Patriot Looney didn’t shoot bullets from the gun. Guess again. They’re liberals, they’re never happy.
So now Patriot Looney is sitting in Sedgwick County Jail, facing charges of attempted first-degree murder, aggravated assault, aggravated battery, aggravated robbery, aggravated kidnapping and animal cruelty. While the Wichita police were wasting all of their time on this case, we would like to know how many Wichita citizens were raped and killed by Mexican banditos.
Suspect in Friday shooting now linked to animal cruelty case
http://www.kansas.com/news/local/crime/article28802275.html
7/26/2015
“My gun’s already out, it’s cocked and locked.” It looks like the National Small Penis Association has just gotten a new official motto.
Robert Doyle from our Citrus County NSPA chapter was arrested for defending himself with his gun, which should be legal since this was in Florida which has Stand Your Ground legislation on the books (thank you Jeb Bush – Jeb! 2016), but the liberal lamestream media and the gun hating “authorities” have labeled this as a road rage shooting.
See, it all started when another driver, who had a Mexican sounding name, called 911 to complain about Patriot Doyle’s “aggressive” driving and provoked the whole situation by following Patriot Doyle to his home like a stalker to get his address to report it to police. Meanwhile, Patriot Doyle had called 911 to report a nutjob was following him and announced to the dispatcher that he intended to shoot the guy following him in the head. Sure enough, you can hear Patriot Doyle’s wife in the background nagging at him to calm down and put away his gun. Yeah, a lot of good she would be in a crisis situation. That’s when Patriot Doyle dropped the epic line, “My gun’s already out, it’s cocked and locked.” Praise Jesus, we here at the NSPA love that line. In fact we are making that the opening remark to be uttered at every future NSPA meeting because it captures the essence of the NSPA in just 8 words. (It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condensed, the deeper they burn. – Robert Southey)
Well, when Patriot Doyle got home, the hot blooded Latino man with the Mexican sounding name was out of his car and taunting him that he was turning him into the police. Patriot Doyle had no choice but to stand his ground so he pointed his gun at the probable Mexican, who could have been like one of those dangerous criminal rapists that Donald Trump warned us who are sneaking into our country. Sure, the news reports say that the man with the Mexican sounding name started backing away, but Patriot Doyle was still in a great deal of danger. What if that man snuck away and brought back a truck load of 13 of his cousins (you know how big those Mexican families are) back to the house to kill him?
So Patriot Doyle was justified in our opinion to shoot and kill the man. Then he was justified to order the man’s wife, daughter and grandson out of the car and to hold them at gunpoint until the police showed up. They could have started speaking Spanish and plotting against him if he just let them stay in the car. Little did he know that the police would stab him in the back and charge him with second-degree murder and three counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. That’s why we must always have our cell phones out, ready to capture any evidence of police misconduct toward our members.
7/25/2015
As the African American inhabitants of the inner city say, “Fraternal relations precede women of loose morals.”
Well, we lost two of our brothers in arms to one of Dictator Obama’s corrupt and crooked court systems in the little known liberal stronghold of Rankin County, Mississippi. Michael Farmer and Michael Minton, both from our Rankin County NSPA chapter, were arrested for charges related to what we are sure was Patriot Farmer’s accidental shooting of his wife in the head while she was holding their child. The news reports alleged that Patriot Farmer shot his wife in the midst of a domestic argument.
If this is indeed what happened, we’re sure Patriot Farmer was probably schooling her on the importance of gun safety around their child so maybe they did start arguing a little bit because who can blame a guy for getting a little frustrated when his wife doesn’t pick up what he is trying to teach her, no matter how simple he makes it, and then you just know she probably got defensive and started yelling at him to stop hurting her delicate feelings. We’re guessing she then tried to take the gun from him to practice putting on the safety when she (being a woman) got confused and pulled the trigger while the gun was still in Patriot Farmer’s hand, causing a bullet to end up in her head.
Once the blood started pouring out of his wife’s head, Patriot Farmer knew the liberal gun haters in Rankin County would be out to get him and blame him for the shooting so his NSPA brother Michael Minton allegedly tried to help him by getting rid of the gun. However, the Obama regime’s minions in the Rankin County Sheriff’s department found Patriot Farmer’s wife bleeding from the head and bought into her story that she was a victim of a shooting. Then they tracked down the gun Patriot Minton tried to hide.
So here we go again. Patriot Farmer now faces attempted murder charges while Patriot Minton faces obstruction of justice charges. Though things don’t look good for our brothers down in Rankin County, we are proud that they stood by each other in the face of certain prejudice and persecution. We must never give up our fight for equal rights.
Husband shoots wife in head; charged with attempted murder
http://wjtv.com/2015/07/13/husband-shoots-wife-in-head-charged-with-attempted-murder/
7/24/2015
Thank you for all of your prayers to Jesus Christ, the one TRUE Lord and Savior, for the speedy recovery of our brother Patriot Swisher. He is going to be just fine.
This has been an emotionally difficult week for us here at the NSPA headquarters as we have been vigilantly monitoring the well being of Edward Swisher from our Gypsum NSPA chapter, and we thank Jesus Christ for administering loving care to bring him back to prime health.
See, it all started Tuesday night when a woman, who we are sure must be a manipulative hag who constantly tries to verbally emasculate men because she has a lot of issues like most woman do but even more in her case, called the police to report that Patriot Swisher had initiated a “domestic disturbance” , which nowadays in Dictator Obama’s White man hating America can simply mean reminding a woman with a firm grip on her wrist who is the decision maker around the house (hello, Barberton Police Department, you gullible buffoons who can fall for any nonsense coming out of the mouth of a woman who is crying crocodile tears).
She showed the police the “evidence” of the “domestic disturbance”, which consisted of nothing more than the fact that he had allegedly broken out all of the windows of a 1998 F-150 pickup truck (the 2nd most popular vehicle of NSPA members, after the Chevy 1500 pickup) with a tire iron. We’re guessing Patriot Swisher had seen yet another story of a baby or a sweet puppy dog that died after being trapped in a hot, locked car, and he decided to take preventative measures to make sure no innocent life would ever come to an end in such a horrible manner in that truck.
The police then found Patriot Swisher the next day, and he explained he had been doing nothing more than pursuing his constitutionally guaranteed right to go out with his buddies into the woods to shoot rifles. Then the busybody police started questioning Patriot Swisher about a gunshot wound they noticed on his left hand. He reasonably explained that he got the wound when he held out a hat for his friend to shoot for a little target practice. Well, the nosy nitwit cops determined alcohol had been a factor and that maybe Patriot Swisher’s buddy’s aim was a little off because of the booze.
We’re sure Patriot Swisher didn’t go to the hospital right away because he probably knew he could get hauled in front of one of those Obamacare Death Panels. And what do you think their verdict would be with a proud, small-penised, gun loving White man standing before them? Can you blame him for not going to the hospital? We are sure it was our prayers to Jesus Christ that healed his hand, not the hospital that the police forced him to go to.
However, we’re not done praying yet because Patriot Swisher is now facing charges of domestic battery and felony damage to property. Our battle never ends.
Man Shot in Hand By Friend
http://salinapost.com/2015/07/23/man-shot-in-hand-by-friend/
7/23/2015
Well, he was trapped in “hillbilly hell” so he had no choice but to start shooting at his neighbor.
Neal Zumberge from our New Brighton NSPA chapter was in court yesterday for a preliminary hearing in Ramsey County District Court to determine admissible evidence for the murder trial he will be forced to endure next month. Patriot Zumberge’s defense attorney made the valid argument that Patriot Zumberge had to shoot and kill his neighbor last year after enduring years of “hillbilly hell” created by this uncouth neighbor.
Yes, Patriot Zumberge used a 12-gauge semiautomatic shotgun to shoot his neighbor in the heart, brain and spinal cord, but you have to look at this in its proper context. See, the neighbor fed and encouraged unwanted deer into the neighborhood, owned Doberman pinscher and boxer dogs and regularly got into loud arguments with his father. Then the final straw came when Patriot Zumberge saw the neighbor messing around with crossbows. The only thing imaginable worse than this “hillbilly hell” would be “ghetto hell” so who can blame Patriot Zumberge for shooting and killing his neighbor to shut down this hell?
However, since this is Dictator Obama’s America, the trial must go on. Please pray to Jesus Christ on behalf of Patriot Zumberge.
Attorney claims ‘hillbilly hell,’ not deer feeding feud, led to fatal 2014 shooting of New Brighton neighbor
7/22/2015
Look, we’re sure once the investigation is finished it will all come out that this was nothing more than a rehearsal for a Smothers Brothers routine that got a little out of control. So why should the “authorities” even bother persecuting this fine, gun loving, White Patriot? Oh, wait, that’s right, he’s White….
Eric Swenson from our Fernandia Beach NSPA chapter was arrested today for allegedly shooting his brother after having an argument over an upcoming wedding matter. Soon after the brothers started arguing over the wedding matter, they began struggling over a .30-06 Springfield rifle. Well, accidents happen, and Patriot Swenson must have slipped or something, and he allegedly pulled the trigger, causing a bullet to graze his brother’s head.
Now, hold on a minute, because we think all of this was a result of the Swenson brothers practicing for a local talent show to perform some type of Smothers Brothers comedy routine, and things went a little haywire. See, we don’t think the brothers wanted to use acoustic guitars like the Smothers Brothers did because acoustic guitars usually indicate you have some sort of a folk singing hippie or an insufferable singer/songwriter (hello, Ryan Adams) on the stage so they used a gun instead. Just as Patriot Swenson started practicing a ‘Mom Always Liked You Best’ type of routine as the lead in to their argument about the wedding matter, the gun went off accidentally.
Yeah, the injured brother ran out of the house with their 80-year-old mother, and they called the police from a neighbor’s house. This in turn led to an hours long standoff as Patriot Swenson barricaded himself in the house and held the police at bay with his gun. And, yeah, the standoff ended when Patriot Swenson exited the house and allegedly raised the gun towards police, which led an officer to shoot and disable Patriot Swenson. All that being said, we think Patriot Swenson and his brother were simply using improvisational comedy techniques to make the most of the unexpected turn that occurred in their routine when the gun went off.
Unfortunately Dictator Obama and his minions in the local police and Sheriff’s Office were even more nimble, though, in their improvisational techniques, and they seized the opportunity to jump into the fray and remove another small-penised, gun loving, proud White man from the front lines of the battle for the fate of our country. After all, Dictator Obama always liked Sharia law best.
Deputies: Armed suspect in brother’s shooting wounded by deputies in Fernandina
7/21/2015
Hello, has the 1st District Court in Utah never heard of reverse psychology? Apparently not!
David Schofield from our Logan NSPA chapter was (we’re sure) forced to plead guilty to Class A misdemeanor reckless endangerment and second-degree felony possession of a dangerous weapon by a restricted person all because he tried to use a little reverse psychology to save a suicidal young man who had turned to him for help.
See, all the nonsense started back in June when a 20-year-old man became suicidal after having an argument with his girlfriend. The young man sent text messages to his girlfriend and a friend to announce his intention to commit suicide.
The next morning the friend and girlfriend brought the suicidal young man to Patriot Schofield’s home “for assistance in dealing with (the young man’s) depression issues,” according to court charges as reported by The Salt Lake Tribune. Patriot Schofield may not have studied Psychology at the University of Salzburg in Austria, but he is sharp enough that he knew a little reverse psychology was in order.
So Patriot Schofield got his Smith & Wesson .38 Special revolver and handed it to the despondent young man. Then, according to the friend and girlfriend, Patriot Schofield said something along the lines of, “If you want to do it, then pull the trigger.”
Well, as Robert Burns wrote,
The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men
Gang aft agley.
and sure enough Patriot Schofield’s scheme went astray, but that isn’t a crime, at least not in our minds. See, the young man responded to Patriot Schofield’s strategy by putting the gun to his head and pulling the trigger to commit suicide. Hey, you win some, you lose some. Sadly, Patriot Schofield is now facing up to 15 years in prison for trying to help out. Oh, well, just another day in Dictator Obama’s America.
Utah man pleads guilty to giving gun to suicidal friend
http://www.sltrib.com/home/2752739-155/utah-man-pleads-guilty-to-giving
7/20/2015
Sure, if some black guy serving a life sentence in prison scares somebody straight, it’s considered to be a noble act. When Patriot Davidson tried to scare somebody straight, it’s considered to be a felony.
William Davidson from our DeKalb County NSPA chapter was arrested basically for being a White guy who loves guns (a HERO, in other words) because he was actually trying to do some good by scaring a wayward woman straight, but that just doesn’t fly in Dictator Obama’s America. It all started Saturday when Patriot Davidson and a deceitful female acquaintance were having a little party that went late into the night. After Patriot Davidson fell asleep, the conniving woman tried to steal money out of his wallet (which, by the way, is a succinct summary of what it is like to be married).
Well, Patriot Davidson woke up and allegedly attacked her by striking her in the face with a loaded gun until blood was drawn and then aimed the gun at her and fired it multiple times without striking her. As Patriot Davidson explained to the police who responded to the scene, he had not shot at her with the intention of killing her. No, he was simply trying to scare her badly so she would never again engage in criminal activity which could get her sent to prison.
However, like in an ironic twist ending of a Twilight Zone episode, Patriot Davidson could now face 4 to 15 years in prison if he is convicted of aggravated discharge of a firearm, according to the DeKaly County Daily Chronicle. If it isn’t already obvious what is going on here, DeKalb County is just two counties west of Cook County, which is ground zero for Dictator Obama’s wrecking crew, which obviously jumped on the opportunity to send a proud, small penised, gun loving White man away to prison to ensure there is one less Patriot to stand up to Dictator Obama when he comes to steal our guns.
Police: DeKalb man hits woman with loaded gun, shoots
7/19/2015
If you want something done right, do it yourself. Apparently that is now a crime in Chicago.
Michael Groh from our Chicago NSPA chapter was arrested early Friday basically for stepping in for the Chicago police to do their jobs for them in order to keep our borders safe from the Mexican rapists who Donald Trump has been warning us about. See, it all started while Patriot Groh was at a Northwest Side tavern enjoying a few drinks when he noticed a dangerous looking dark skinned man in the bar minding his own business because he probably didn’t want to attract any attention to himself since he was probably an illegal alien.
Well, Patriot Groh knew it would be pointless to call the lazy Chicago police to investigate this situation, but he was luckily prepared to impersonate a Chicago police officer and take care of the situation himself. He approached the man and allegedly called him “a fucking Mexican” and demanded to see his green card. The suspicious character didn’t reply, probably because he knew his goose was cooked, so Patriot Groh asked him if he was an American.
The dark skinned suspect tried to play cute with his response by telling Patriot Groh he was South American. Patriot Groh wasn’t easily put off so he demanded to see the brown man’s green card. Sure enough, the perp knew he was being cornered so he ignored Patriot Groh, which only increased his patriotic determination to protect his country from the brown menace.
Patriot Groh started screaming ethnic slurs at the despicable desperado and resorted to the mature and manly measure of trying to stare him down. The hot blooded likely Latino finally began escalating the situation and showed his true dark colors by yelling at Patriot Groh, who knew the situation was reaching critical mass so he pulled out his Smith & Wesson pellet gun and yelled out that he was a Chicago police officer.
With only moments left to protect the well being of all of the bar’s patrons, Patriot Groh shot him three times, once in his left eye and twice in the backside of his head. Then the meddlesome bartender attacked Patriot Groh and held him down until the “real” Chicago police showed up.
They inspected Patriot Groh and discovered he was equipped with a tactical vest, two metal badges, handcuffs and a handcuff key. He also allegedly had a handwritten ID card indicating he was a police officer. Well, if the Chicago police weren’t so lazy, Patriot Groh never would have had to do any of this. They repaid his assistance by charging him with felony hate crime, impersonation of a peace officer, aggravated battery and possessing a replica firearm. So indeed, no good deed goes unpunished.
$1M bail for man accused of impersonating cop, shooting bar patron
7/18/2015
“Woman is always fickle – foolish is he who trusts her.”
Francis 1
Paul McCellan from our West Tulsa NSPA chapter was booked earlier this week for assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly shooting his daughter after an argument. The real culprit in this case, though, is the inconstancy of the female mind and heart. See, all the trouble started when Patriot McCellan’s daughter called him to plead for a ride after she had gotten into a fight with her boyfriend. Well, Patriot McCellan, being the dependable father he has always been, got in his car and picked her up.
As soon as she got in the car, she turned her wanton womanly ways upon him and began berating him. Then the ungrateful daughter called her boyfriend to pick her back up. After she got back into her boyfriend’s car, Patriot McCellan could not let this fickleness go unchallenged so he had no choice except to shoot at the boyfriend’s car as it drove away. As a result of this shooting, a bullet allegedly ended up in Patriot McCellan’s daughter’s back. The injury wasn’t life threatening so we don’t understand why the prosecutor is pursuing charges against. If anything, Patriot McCellan taught his daughter about the importance of being constant.
However, in Dictator Obama’s America, children are encouraged to disrespect their parents so Patriot McCellan, not his daughter, is being blamed for what happened. First Dictator Obama destroys the family unit, then he destroys the country.
Police Say Father Shoots Daughter After Argument
http://www.ktul.com/story/29551659/police-say-father-shoots-daughter-after-argument
7/17/2015
quid enim sanctius, quid omni religione munitius, quam domus unusquisque civium?
What more sacred, what more strongly guarded by every holy feeling, than a man’s own home?
—Cicero
Another day, another outrage. William Charles Martin from our Casper NSPA chapter will be forced to endure the indignity of reporting to the “authorities” for the next three years as a result of the probation sentence forced upon him for the false charges of threatening his ex-wife, daughter and a sheriff’s deputy with a handgun in his own home.
Yeah, Patriot Martin pleaded guilty to two counts of reckless endangering and one count of possession of a deadly weapon with unlawful intent, but we know in our heart of hearts that he pleaded against his will because he knew the fix was in and that he might end up in a FEMA concentration camp in a tunnel below a Texas Walmart if he didn’t play along with Dictator Obama. He was damned if he did and damned if he didn’t.
The facts of the case are simple. Patriot Martin was in his own home, which is his own castle, and he was simply enjoying a fair amount of Fireball whiskey. We’re guessing his ex-wife and daughter started to go against Biblical teaching and began harping at him for every petty, trifling, trivial matter you could imagine. We’re pretty sure the only reason Patriot Martin took his gun out and began brandishing it at them was because he was trying to get their attention to remind them that it says in the Bible that wives (and ex-wives, in this case) and children must submit to the man of the house.
So the very trouble makers who created the situation called 911 and brought two sheriff’s deputies into the mix. Patriot Martin pointed his gun at one of the deputies and made a salient point when he stated, “I have the right to shoot in my own house.” Amen!
Well, the deputies used a stun gun on him and everything unraveled for Patriot Martin from there. He was then firmly ensnared in the trap set by the Obama regime which has the singular goal of persecuting gun loving, small penised White men in order to destroy America from within so he can establish a caliphate here. That’s why we resume our fight every morning because we need to stand our ground for America!
Casper man gets probation for threatening family, deputy with gun
7/16/2015
But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.
Matthew 5:39
Francis Frenzel from our Harrison NSPA chapter found out today he will likely face charges in the Harrison court system after he accidentally shot himself in a cheek earlier this month. You ask how such an injustice could occur? Well, here’s how.
Patriot Frenzel went home from work on July 9 for lunch only to get in an argument with his nagging wife. (You know how women can be.) Well, she ordered Patriot Frenzel out of the apartment, but he wasn’t going to let her push him around so he began subduing her in a way that is surely sanctioned by the Bible. He bit her on the cheek and then threatened to kill her in a valiant attempt to quell the Satanic tempest that had ignited in her blood.
She was apparently, as far as we can tell, morally unhinged and not about to do the right thing by submitting to him so she gathered their three children and hustled them into the bathroom. She locked the door and we think she was probably screaming like a banshee at him to leave their home, which is really his castle if you think about it.
Well, he had to stand his ground so he simply got a 12-gauge shotgun and forced his was in to the bathroom just to remind them that the Bible sanctions his supremacy in the home. He allegedly pointed the gun at her and threatened to kill her, but we just know this was a bid to snap her out of the frenzy within which the evil spirits that must have been occupying her mind and heart had ensnared her.
We’re guessing what happened then is that Patriot Frenzel was attempting to calm them by demonstrating the ‘turn the other cheek’ lesson from the Bible by placing the shotgun barrel inside his mouth against his left cheek. We think at this point the spirit of Lucifer that must have been in control of his wife saw an opportunity to remove one of Christ’s warriors from this spiritual battlefield Earth and somehow caused the trigger to get pulled just as he was getting ready to place the barrel against his right cheek. Well, the next thing you know, poor Patriot Frenzel had a huge hole in his left cheek.
Please pray for Patriot Frenzel’s speedy recovery and for the Boone County Court system to have the wisdom to drop the charges of four counts of aggravated assault on a family member, three counts of endangering the welfare of a minor in the first degree and third-degree domestic battery charges that have been levied against him. After all, he was just trying to teach his children the importance of turning the other cheek, as instructed by the Bible.
Man shoots self in cheek; charges filed
7/15/2015
It’s not his fault that he used a gun to slaughter the neighborhood animals. No, it was video games that put him in a narcotic-like haze that drove him to these killings. All the gun haters out there rush in to blame guns whenever there is a mass shooting spree, and they always try to cover up the desensitizing influence video games play in these killings. That stops today, though, as we lay out the truth.
Ares Howard from our Mishawaka NSPA chapter was charged today with killing three of his neighbors’ cats and maiming eight other animals in an initial hearing for a rash of animal kills in South Bend last year. According to court documents as reported by WNDU, a search of Patriot Howard’s home revealed an upstairs window that was set up similarly to a hunting blind. Police also found a Ruger .22 pistol and several boxes of .22 ammunition.
Okay, so he had a pile of dead animals near his backyard, but that doesn’t give all of the hysterical gun haters justification for labeling guns as destructive weapons that provide emotionally unhinged men a way to deliver pain and suffering.
A love for guns didn’t drive him to this act. No, we’re pretty sure it was one of these Hollywood produced video games that allegedly caused Patriot Howard to kill these animals. Hello, have you never heard of ‘Duck Hunt’ ???? We’re all but positive Patriot Howard spent hundreds of unhealthy hours consumed with the high tech Nintendo game ‘Duck Hunt.’
We’re sure it will turn out that the mental and physical corrosion of this game caused him to become untethered from reality which led him think the alley behind his house was actually the field in ‘Duck Hunt.’ So it was video games, not guns, that caused these mass animal murders. However, Dictator Obama will want to protect his Hollywood media friends so he will make sure his propaganda department continues to blame guns for all of the gun murders in America.
Initial hearing for man accused of shooting neighborhood pets, wild animals
7/14/2015
Well, Patriot Morgenstern (yeah, it sounds kind of Jewish, but we’re going with ‘don’t ask/don’t tell’ since he is such a sincere gun lover) has unlocked the secret to real estate success. His first rule for real estate financial freedom is: “People who lower my property value get shot in the head.”
Jonathan Morgenstern from our Delray Beach NSPA was arrested for basically for trying to maintain the property values in his neighborhood when he allegedly pointed a .40-caliber Smith & Wesson handgun at a neighbor, who Patriot Morgenstern claimed was openly smoking drugs on his front porch.
See, Patriot Morgenstern took a measured and reasonable approach to his neighbor when he first gave him a warning about his drug usage by saying, “I will cut off your genitals and send them to your sister.” Then he tried a little harder to make an impression so he said, “I will kill you if you don’t get out of my town.”
Since the pot head was so chill that he didn’t get the message, Patriot Morgenstern went back into his house and got his .40-caliber Smith & Wesson and promptly pointed it at the ganja goofball. So the cowardly cannabis clown ran in his house and called the police. So they showed up and found Patriot Morgenstern waving his gun around.
For some reason the police felt the need to handcuff him and confiscate his gun. Patriot Morgenstern then tried to explain he didn’t want the rampant drug use by his neighbor to lower the neighborhood’s property values. As one officer quoted him in an arrest report, “People who lower my property value get (he then proceeded to make a hand gesture of racking a gun) get shot.”
Who wouldn’t want a stabilizing element like Patriot Morgenstern as a neighbor to protect the property values in the neighborhood? Do I have to spell it out for you? Dictator Obama doesn’t want stable gun owners in neighborhoods to secure property values because he wants home prices to tumble so their owners will be totally dependent on the government for free stuff, which the government gives them to secure their vote for a lifetime.
Delray man points gun at neighbor, threatens to kill him, police say
7/13/2015
So what’s the big deal if he flashed her a loaded Glock in the waistband of his pants? The whole point of carrying a gun around is to let those feminist type women know about our potency.
David Reterstorf from our Cascade Township NSPA chapter is in trouble for nothing after he allegedly flashed his .40-caliber Glock handgun at a 33-year-old feminist type woman who tried to diminish his manhood by passing his slow-moving 1996 Chevy 1500 pickup truck (which happens to be the Official Vehicle of the NSPA) in her 2015 Cadillac SRX Crossover (clearly a woman with self esteem issues.)
First off, the feminist woman who tried to belittle him has the first name Janessa. (Okay, I think you’re starting to see the real picture.) Well, Patriot Reterstorf wasn’t going to let this effrontery pass without notice so he had no choice but to begin following her wherever she drove. Sure enough, like any overly emotional, hysterical, scaredy cat woman, she pulled into a gas station parking lot to call frantically to 9-1-1.
Then to make a point, he walked over to her parked Cadillac and allegedly lifted his shirt to reveal his .40-caliber Glock (the Official Handgun of the NSPA) in the waistband of his pants. That’s a move we here in the NSPA refer to as the Letting the Little Lady Know Who’s in Charge.
Heaven forbid, though, that in Dictator Obama’s America a White man might actually re-assert his position around here. So the police showed up, and now Patriot Reterstorf faces a weapons charge. Yet another reminder of why we need to get Jeb Bush elected in 2016.
Construction zone conflict leads to gun charges for 65-year-old
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2015/07/construction_zone_conflict_lea.html
7/12/2015
Look, his alibi makes total sense so you have to ask why his case is going to trial. Could it have something to do with the fact that he is a White man who loves guns? ‘Ya think? Furthermore, if eyes are the window to the soul, just one look at his picture makes it obvious that he is completely innocent.
Matthew Webster from our Swanton NSPA chapter is somehow being forced into court tomorrow to begin jury selection for his trial on second-degree murder charges. The prosecution alleges Mr. Webster shot and killed a 31-year-old woman two years ago in a “road rage” incident, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.
See, Patriot Webster has a rock solid alibi, but the corrupt court system in collusion with Commie and Gun Confiscator in Chief Obama just want him to be carted off to the clink. Patriot Webster tried to explain to the police that he was preparing to commit suicide with his gun while he was driving when he inadvertently drove through a red light before he pulled the trigger and cut off a 31-year-old woman in another car.
Well, he decided to put his suicide on hold for a moment and pulled off to the side of the road. Then the unarmed woman in the other car pulled over and got out of her car to confront him. As Patriot Webster explained to the authorities, he felt the life he was planning on ending by his own hand was in danger from this woman stranger coming toward his car. He wasn’t going to let her kill him before he killed himself so he shot her six times. As he said to the police, “I got scared. I don’t think….She started charging at me, and I think her velocity increased…It was like a six-point buck coming over the hill.” Every detail of this sounds reasonable to us.
He told the police the gun wouldn’t fire after he reloaded it and tried to shoot himself. That’s when they realized they could score some brownie points with Dictator Obama so they started the wheels of injustice turning, and now Patriot Webster faces a ridiculous charge of second-degree murder.
Trial set for road-rage-shooting suspect
7/11/2015
Look, we’re sure he was simply acting as a neighborhood watch leader. Yeah, maybe his aim was a little off but that isn’t a crime.
Besides, wouldn’t you feel safer if you knew your neighborhood is protected by a proud Patriot who has this kind of an arsenal?
Steven Fincher from our Winder NSPA chapter was arrested Thursday after allegedly shooting wildly with an AR-style rifle and a .45 caliber pistol into the homes of three of his neighbors. After the Barrow County SWAT team showed up and got Patriot Fincher to surrender, the gun hating Winder police started spinning their (what we’re sure is false) narrative that Patriot Fincher went on the rampage after an afternoon of drinking and getting into an argument with a family friend.
We’re still gathering our own facts, but what we’re pretty sure happened is that Patriot Fincher was acting as a neighborhood watch leader, and he sprang into action after seeing an unarmed, young black man walking through the neighborhood. Winder is a comfortable, stable, solidly middle class suburb of Atlanta (ATL-need we say more?) after all. So we’re guessing he saw an unarmed young black man in the neighborhood and instinctively knew it was time to stand his ground on behalf of the entire neighborhood so he had no choice but to start shooting.
So maybe Patriot Fincher did have a few too many drinks, which affected his aim and caused the stream of stray bullets that entered his neighbors’ homes. However, we here at the NSPA think all of the neighbors would feel safer having a stable White guy accidentally shoot a few harmless shots into their homes rather than having an unarmed young black man walking around their neighborhood unchallenged.
See, we think the Winder police were in a hurry to make Patriot Fincher look like a threat to the safety of the neighborhood because they didn’t want the neighbors to realize that a gun loving Patriot can do a better job of maintaining community safety better than they can. Also, they wanted an excuse to confiscate his arsenal and turn it over to Dictator Obama. Just look at picture we posted above of the arsenal they stole from Patriot Fincher. Wouldn’t you feel safer knowing that stash was in the house next door? Of course you would so that’s why the government had to take Patriot Fincher down.
Man arrested for shooting up his neighborhood
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/local/2015/07/10/shooting-rampage-winder-fincher/29997029/
7/10/2015
Like father, like son…
There is no better way for a father and son to bond than through a love for guns and the outdoors, except if they live in Obama’s America. Gregory and Jason Niedermeyer from our Ash Fork NSPA chapter were arrested today and charged with attempted murder for allegedly ambushing and shooting a 70-year-old Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office volunteer patrol officer.
No matter what the local media is reporting, Patriots Niedermeyer were simply using their constitutional right to enjoy themselves riding ATVs in the woods when this government representative tried to roll up on them, probably to try to take away their guns or to take them to a FEMA concentration camp that houses White Christian men who love guns.
Well, with the stakes that high, father and son had no choice but to get out a couple of high-powered rifles and fire over 20 rounds at the government thug. They managed to get three bullets in his pelvic region before he scampered away like a yellow bellied coward to get backup.
Then sure enough the swarm of government vultures descended up the Niedermeyer home to confiscate all of their numerous guns (just like we predicted). The greedy government goons even took away their pipe bombs, which we are pretty sure were left over from a science fair project that Patriot Niedermeyer helped his son with.
So not only did the government confiscate all of the Niedermeyer guns, but they also broke up the foundation of a good heterosexual, Christian family. As they refer to it in Dictator Obama’s inner circle, this was a 2 for 1 special.
Father and son arrested in shooting of YCSO volunteer
7/9/2015
Yeah, he shot and killed three people before committing suicide, but the important lesson from this is that gun laws are pointless so we really shouldn’t bother having them on the books.
You may have heard news reports recently about Randy Moore, formerly of our Rocky Hill NSPA chapter, who shot and killed his wife, her son and her son’s girlfriend before he shot and killed himself this past weekend. Sure, the Monday morning quarterbacks will be trying to determine a motive for the slayings, but we here at the NSPA always like to remind the public after these type of mass shootings that what is done is done.
Instead of pursuing the pointless task of making sense of what happened, we think it would be more helpful to use this incident to point out how useless and unnecessary federal gun laws are. See, Patriot Moore had a couple of felonies on his record, and federal law prohibits possession of a firearm for people who have felony convictions on their records.
If you want to get technical about it, and if you want to take a literal interpretation of the law as it was written by some wimpy federal bureaucrat, maybe under certain circumstances it could be said that perhaps Patriot Moore should not have had a gun. However, he still managed to get one so we here at the NSPA don’t see what having all of these laws and regulations over guns will accomplish. So let’s put an end to the senseless madness once and for all and enact a sensible ban on pointless federal gun laws.
Feds: Gunman in Rock Hill murder-suicide barred from having firearm
http://www.heraldonline.com/news/local/crime/article26824564.html
7/8/2015
“I’m an innocent white person,” said Troy Duarte. We couldn’t agree more, but we would like to point at the inherent redundancy in his statement.
Justitia, the Roman Goddess of Justice, would have wept today (if only Roman mythology were a true religion like Christianity and she actually existed) in bitter disappointment at the limits of her powers as Troy Duarte from our West Ward NSPA chapter was taken into custody today by the gun hating Easton police on charges from a May 22 shooting.
As Patriot Duarte waited for transfer to a township police SUV, he graced the assembled media with his profound wisdom that underscored his obvious innocence. As reported by Lehigh Valley Live, Patriot Duarte assured everybody he had done nothing wrong, warned kids to stay in school and away from drugs and gangs and said, “I’m an innocent white person.”
That last statement should have been sufficient to stop the court proceedings immediately, but the wicked, warped wheels of injustice continued to turn (this is Obama’s America after all), and poor Patriot Duarte had to endure the arraignment where he got slapped with two counts of attempted homicide and two counts of conspiracy.
Now, I could go into the “details” of the case, but that would really be pointless since Patriot Duarte is so obviously an innocent white person. I would make better use of my time by asking you to pray to Jesus Christ to deliver true justice to Patriot Duarte and allow him to walk free.
‘I’m an innocent white person,’ Palmer shooting suspect says
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/easton/index.ssf/2015/07/im_just_an_innocent_white_pers.html
7/7/2015
Look, the other guy’s name was Rayontra. Need we say more?
Chad Nelson from our Ramsey NSPA chapter was charged yesterday with second-degree murder for a shooting death last week at a bar after a dispute broke out over a poker game. However, even the most cursory of reviews of the details of this case will show that this was a case of justified homicide by a Patriot who was doing nothing more than standing his ground.
See, it all started when Patriot Nelson was on a roll at a poker game in Willy’s Bar last Thursday night when another player’s uncle had the nerve to accuse him of cheating. Well, Patriot Nelson wasn’t going to be disrespected by this minority person so he stood up to him and got into an argument that caused the bar staff to intervene.
Then to make matters worse, as everybody was leaving the bar, this uppity uncle asked Patriot Nelson to apologize for how he had behaved earlier in the evening. This proud White man wasn’t going to put up with this affront so he got in his car and drove up on this uncle and his thug nephew and told them off to put them in their place.
So, get this. The out of control nephew threw a punch at Patriot Nelson, which meant our proud brother in arms had no choice but to pull out his .380 semiautomatic handgun and shoot two rounds at the unarmed nephew. If that isn’t a justified homicide, I don’t know what is. Sadly, the “authorities” in Anoka County don’t know what justifiable homicide is so Patriot Nelson, the real victim here, is sitting in jail until his court appearance on August 3. Once again, Dictator Obama deals the cards from a stacked deck and another proud Patriot gets locked up.
Man charged in shooting death outside Coon Rapids bar
http://www.startribune.com/man-charged-in-shooting-death-outside-coon-rapids-bar/312123951/
7/6/2015
How the Hell else was he supposed to get the old crone to pipe down for even just the most fleeting of moments? He was simply standing his ground for his peace of mind. Though the NSPA does not support gay marriage, maybe everybody would be better off if Patriot Cygan’s wife goes and gets married to another woman because only a woman could be expected to tolerate the constant harping that comes out of his nag’s mouth.
Henry Cygan from our Bath NSPA chapter is sitting in a cell at the Two Bridges Regional Jail tonight, and typically at this point in the posting I would decry his fate. However, in this case we believe he is better off in a jail cell rather than to be back in his house trapped with his willfully woe-inducing wife.
All the trouble started yesterday when Patriot Cygan and his wife got in a day long squabble that we are sure was initiated and accelerated by the horrible harridan known as Mrs. Cygan. Well, a man can only take so much, and Patriot Cygan decided to let the ogress know he had no intention of listening to another moment of her verbal mange. So he simply went to his bedroom to retrieve his 9mm handgun to encourage her to be silent.
Yeah, the gun ended up discharging a bullet that went through the front door of their house, but we would like to emphasize the bullet didn’t hit her and certainly encouraged her to keep her mouth closed. Before Patriot Cygan could finish checking whether the bullet from his gun had damaged his truck in the driveway, the truculent trickster of a wife called the police on him. (Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend.)
Well, Dictator Obama’s lap dogs in the Bath police department rushed to the scene and charged Patriot Cygan with reckless conduct with a firearm. The bastards even confiscated his gun. Now Patriot Cygan is waiting for his September 15th trial date. Let’s just pray to Jesus Christ that he can stay in the Two Bridges Regional Jail until then rather than head back to his house and fall again into the clutches of that callous crab apple he is forced to call his wife.
Bath man fired gun out front door during argument with wife, police say
7/5/2015
So the judge thought she was laying down some serious smack at the sentencing hearing by calling Patriot Zale a “shooting waiting to happen.” Well, the joke is on the jug-headed judge because the highest award we give out at the NSPA annual dinner banquet is our “Shooting Waiting To Happen” trophy to our most accomplished member.
Martin Edward Zale from our Marion Township NSPA chapter was hung out to dry by a kangaroo court in Livingston County that has apparently never heard of the concept of self-defense. See, back in September Patriot Zale was minding his own business, probably reflecting on the Gospels and the latest issue of Guns and Ammo, when he got into a traffic altercation with some guy who was driving with his wife to pick up their children from their first day of school.
Well, Patriot Zale did nothing more than defend himself when the other guy tried to hit him in the head. Who cares that no witnesses could corroborate Patriot Zale’s account. He swore on a Bible that this is what happened. That’s the only corroboration anybody should need. Unfortunately, the judge (sure enough, a woman judge) didn’t have the judicial wisdom to throw out the case. So the gullible jury that listened to the widow who cried and said she was “a broken women with broken children” delivered a guilty verdict, and the Judge Judy wannabe sentenced Patriot Zale to up to 50 years in prison with no chance for parole until he has served at least 27 years. Patriot Zale is only 67 years old so we’re sure if he takes good care of himself in prison and reads his Bible every day, he will still be able to enjoy a few good years.
Besides, look at Patriot Zale’s face. Is that not the picture of serenity and compassion? It certainly isn’t the picture of a cold blooded, self pitying killer who nurses longstanding grudges toward an uncaring world that never truly recognized his greatness and instead nursed and nurtured those who were inferior to him but had the patronage of the God damn liberal Communists who are destroying our country.
Judge: Road-Rage Killer a ‘Shooting Waiting to Happen’
http://patch.com/michigan/plymouth-mi/judge-road-rage-killer-shooting-waiting-happen
7/4/2015
We see right through the charade. Dictator Obama has “the authorities” searching for this upstanding looking White guy on the 4th of July weekend so everybody will take their eyes off the dark skinned Muslims who are planning horrific crimes, like the ones for which we’re sure Dictator Obama has framed Patriot Hutcheson.
Steve Hutcheson from our McCalla NSPA chapter is running for his life tonight as he is being hunted by the government thugs in the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Department for a crime we are sure he didn’t commit because he is a Christian White man who loves guns. See, any good magician knows the secret to success is the art of misdirection, which is exactly what we’re sure Dictator Obama and his gun hating “authorities” are up to in this case. If the public is duped into being on the lookout for Patriot Hutcheson, they will ignore the threat posed by our real enemies, the Muslims who want to kill American citizens and establish a caliphate right here within our borders.
We’re sure Patriot Hutcheson has been framed for shooting and killing his wife and two young children before going out on an alcohol and cocaine fueled sex-binge with his married girlfriend. The obvious flaw in this contrived narrative is that Christian White men don’t engage in this type of behavior. Dictator Obama could have been a little more subtle when he and his sinister Minister of Propaganda hatched this far-fetched, misbegotten storyline. From what we’ve heard the experts on Fox News say, only a Muslim could be capable of this type of depravity.
Hey, Dictator Obama, as your buddy Reverend (yeah, right) Al Sharpton always likes to say, nice try, but we gotcha!
Authorities: McCalla man slaughtered family before all-night party with girlfriend
http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/07/do_not_publish_authorities_mcc.html
7/3/2015
Well parents are the same no matter the time nor place
So to you all the kids across the land
Take it from me, parents just don’t understand.
‘Parents Just Don’t Understand’
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
Scott Rocha from our Springdale NSPA chapter was shamefully removed from our battlefield for independence from our tyrannical government when the “court system” in Washington County, Arkansas shuttled him off to prison for a life sentence for a rigged first-degree murder conviction.
The superficial facts of the case are that Patriot Rocha shot his mother in the back of her head and put a towel over her body, allowing her to slowly expire rather than getting medical help for her while he left the house to go on a beer run.
We only wish Paul Harvey were alive, though, so everybody could hear the rest of the story. See, prior to the shooting, the 36 year old Patriot Rocha was just trying to relax and get his head together to plan for his future by engaging in a day long drinking binge of beer and whiskey. Then his buzz kill mother started nagging him and had the nerve to express disappointment in him.
If there’s one thing people should know, it is never to mention the word disappointment in the presence of an NSPA member. We don’t know the meaning of the word, and it has no relevance to us. We are completely emotionally mature and healthy men who live the most highly actualized lives possible, and all of our family members are completely proud of how our lives turned out. Disappointment is for losers, not for members of the NSPA!
Well, Patriot Rocha had no choice but to check his mother on this slur, but you know how mothers are when they get on a roll with the nagging and emasculating accusations of being less than a responsible man. So he had no choice but to start waving around one of his guns to get her attention and to snap her out of her rant. One thing led to another, and the gun accidentally ejected a bullet that ended up in the back of her skull.
Yeah, Patriot Rocha walked to Fiesta Liquors after shooting his mother to get some more beer. However, it was only because Patriot Rocha thinks best when he is having a drink so he was just trying to make the best decision on what to do next after this accidental shooting. However, the jack booted thugs in Washington County pounced on the chance to send this gun loving Patriot to the hoosegow for life so now Patriot Rocha must spend life in prison for the crime of having a nagging mother.
Man Who Killed His Mother And Then Made A Beer Run Gets Life In Prison
http://5newsonline.com/2015/07/02/man-who-killed-his-mother-and-made-a-beer-run-gets-life-in-prison/
7/2/2015
We’re sure he was actually just practicing an act for ‘America’s Got Talent.’
Johnathan Chad Seay from our Spartanburg NSPA chapter was arrested early yesterday morning on flagrantly overblown charges of attempted murder after he returned home at 4:30 AM with perhaps one too many alcoholic beverages in his system. Yes, he allegedly shot at his wife 18 times with 3 different guns while she was in their bed.
However, we would like to point out that he did not strike her once out of the 18 shots. Now check this out. Any member of the NSPA is an expert marksmen who knows how to handle his gun with precision while remaining calm and emotionally well balanced under any circumstance. Sure, you hear stories in the news about disgruntled, emotionally stunted, self pitying white guys who lash out against the disappointment with the ways their lives have turned out by firing their guns in bursts of orgasmic rage, but you won’t find any of those guys in the NSPA.
No, Patriot Seay is one cool cucumber and a responsible gun owner. There’s no way he could have shot 18 times at his wife without hitting her if he had wanted to harm her. So we’re pretty sure that he was practicing a husband and wife act he wanted to try on the talent show ‘America’s Got Talent.’ See, we think he had come up with a variation of the old knife throwing routine. A knife throwing act might have been cutting edge when your great grandparents were courting and went to a vaudeville show on a chaperoned date in 1923, but audiences today need something a little more exciting.
So we are pretty sure that Patriot Seay was just shooting a bullet hole outline around his wife’s body to practice for the routine. However, the ultra liberal Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office saw a chance to score brownie points with Dictator Obama so they arrested him on the ridiculous charges of attempted murder. They should rename the show ‘Obama’s America’s Got Talent For Persecuting Proud, Gun Loving, Small-Penised White Guys.’
Woman’s husband charged after shooting at her 18 times, deputies say
7/1/2015
What part of ‘Do Not Disturb’ did those children fail to understand?
Matt Barkley, our Alabama NSPA state field coordinator, was arrested last night in a Louisville Holiday Inn basically for trying to get a little sleep. See, Patriot Barkley maintains his residence in Alabama and stays there on the weekends, but he stays at the Louisville Holiday Inn during the week while he works on a long term assignment at a Louisville hospital.
Well, last night he wanted nothing more than a brief, merciful moment of repose to provide him sweet respite from his woes while he rested his weary body on the hotel bed. Then, on the cusp of entrance to the realm of salving slumber, some bratty, unsupervised little jerks (probably the products of laissez-faire liberal parents) raised a ruckus in the hallway, right by Patriot Barkley’s door.
Roused back to the realm of woe and doubt, Patriot Barkley took the sensible measure of grabbing his gun and opening his hotel room door to encounter the horror of obnoxious children playing with a ball in the hallway. Since Patriot Barkley wanted to get to sleep and needed to stop this immediately, he pointed the gun and its laser pointer at one child’s forehead and told them all to be quiet.
Well, this effectively got the kids to shut up, but it was also enough to get Patriot Barkley hauled in front of a local judge who lectured him on and on and on about being forbidden from having any alcohol or drugs while he is out on bail. Then (and this was the real motivation for his arrest – hello, is anybody else paying attention?) the judge ordered him not to have any guns. So maybe you’re all starting to see the patterns we here at the NSPA have been identifying.
Another NSPA member gets locked up in jail so Dictator Obama’s best two weeks in office just keep getting better for him. #whenwillthenightmareend
Ala. man accused of pointing gun at child in Louisville hotel
http://www.wdrb.com/story/29450926/ala-man-accused-of-pointing-gun-at-child-in-louisville-hotel
6/30/2015
In Dictator Obama’s America Patriot Testa decided he had seen enough of people who have a sense of entitlement and expect to get free stuff so he had no choice but to get a gun out to put an end to it.
Michael Testa from our nearby Westlake NSPA chapter was arrested last week for trying to bring a halt to the sense of entitlement so many people have developed ever since Dictator Obama got into the White House by giving away free stuff.
See, a four-man crew was installing a tile drain in his neighbor’s yard when one of the crew members turned on the water spigot on Patriot Testa’s home to get a drink of water because it was 90 degrees outside. Apparently, this coddled little moocher had never learned to utter the magic word ‘please’ and expected Patriot Testa to pay for the water.
Well, Patriot Testa decided it was time for him to take the first step toward taking our country back from these feckless freeloaders so he stared out from a window in his house at the crew member for 20 minutes. After the epic stare down, Patriot Testa went outside and called the loafing leech over to his balcony. Once the deadbeat stepped on the balcony, Patriot Testa pulled a gun on him and forced him to sit in a chair while he cursed him out for five minutes and informed him that he needed a life lesson.
Once Patriot Testa allowed the little leech to leave the patio, the wussyish water thief ran away to his crew and had them call the police. Right on cue, the gun hating police showed up and confiscated Patriot Testa’s five handguns, six rifles and one shotgun and then charged him with abduction, aggravated menacing and using weapons while intoxicated. Look, it’s clear this was simply all about confiscating this proud small-penised White patriot’s guns and locking him up on nonsensical charges so he won’t be out on the streets to stand up to Dictator Obama.
We here at the NSPA Akron-based worldwide headquarters will suspend all office operations on Thursday, July 2nd so we can be in court to show our support for Patriot Testa at his arraignment. We will resume normal office operations on July 3rd.
Westlake man points gun at worker
http://chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2015/06/23/westlake-man-points-gun-worker/
6/29/2015
Like his defense attorney said, if the two motorcyclists hadn’t followed him after he almost ran them off the road, he never would have had to shoot at them so it’s not his fault.
Rodney Lee Scott, charged with two counts of attempted murder for the alleged Dec. 16, 2013, shooting of motorcyclist Tyler Lakin and backing his SUV into another motorcyclist. (Knox County Sheriff’s Office)
Rodney Lee Scott from our Knoxville NSPA chapter was sentenced last week to a year in the clink after a kangaroo court trying to curry favor with Dictator Obama shamefully convicted him on trumped up charges of attempted voluntary manslaughter, aggravated assault, reckless aggravated assault, leaving the scene of an accident and public intoxication. In other words, he was convicted for being a small-penised White man who loves his guns, but they couldn’t come out and say it so they had to throw these charges at him.
It all started one night when Patriot Scott almost ran over two motorcyclists on a highway off-ramp. Witnesses claimed Patriot Scott was intoxicated and couldn’t control his car. Yeah right, like those motorcyclists weren’t high on drugs and weren’t responsible for almost getting run over by Patriot Scott. Hello, apparently the judge and jury have never seen ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ on Netflix.
Well, rather than just leaving well enough alone, the two reckless motorcyclists started chasing Patriot Scott. They claimed they just wanted to get his license plate number to turn over to the police. Like motorcyclists would ever want to help the police. Please!
So Patriot Scott sees these two born to be wild motorcyclists hounding him so he understandably went home to get two guns and started shooting at the two hoodlums. If that isn’t justified self defense, I don’t know what is. He shot one of the marauders four times and ended the threat right then and there. Then the police showed up and rigged the “crime scene” and obviously fixed the equipment to read that Patriot Scott was drunk.
As Patriot Scott’s defense attorney pointed out, if the two motorcyclists simply had kept going after initially almost getting run over by Patriot Scott, none of this would have ever happened. However, logic doesn’t rule in our courts anymore so Patriot Scott is just one more Good Guy With A Gun locked up by the Obama regime.
Road-rage shooter Scott begins year in jail
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/watchful-eye/roadrage-shooter-scott-begins-year-in-jail_99928221
6/28/2015
So Patriot Edelen has been court ordered not to possess any weapons and to seek mental health treatment. Do you know how many times I’ve heard some egg-headed, wimp judge tell me the exact same thing? While the judge was at it, he might as well have court ordered Patriot Edelen to marry another man since apparently activist judges can now disregard the Constitution and destroy everything that used to make America the greatest nation that ever existed.
Charles Edelen from our Clarksville NSPA chapter and a firefighter for the Clarksville Fire Dept. was inexplicably put on administrative leave without pay this weekend for a minor incident at his home. We’re sure there is more to the story, but Patriot Edelen allegedly got into a little argument with his estranged wife who still shares a house with him. Well, you know how manipulative women can be, and we’re sure she escalated the situation.
To make matters worse, she was there with the father of her infant son. Since Patriot Edelen is a real man and isn’t going to have his manhood diminished, he stood up to this Johnny Come Lately with his wavy hair and olive oil voice and pepper sprayed him. Like any good tactical fighter, Patriot Edelen knew he had to disable any potential allies his opponent might have so he pepper sprayed the man’s infant son for good measure. Then he drew his gun to add a little Shock and Awe to the battle.
The score was clearly Patriot Edelen 1 Other Guy 0, but then the police showed up and arrested him. Now Patriot Edelen is waiting to face charges of aggravated battery, criminal recklessness and domestic battery.
On top of all this, the gun hating judge has ordered Patriot Edelen not to possess any weapons and to seek mental health treatment. In other words he has forced Patriot Edelen to go through a round of forced feminization which is a tactic straight out of the Saul Alinsky playbook used by Dictator Obama to marginalize proud, small-penised, White men in America, or what’s left of America, I should say.
Firefighter on admin. leave after infant pepper sprayed during dispute
6/27/2015
So apparently it’s now a crime to try to motivate lazy governmental postal workers to do their jobs.
H.B. Shea from our West Boca NSPA chapter was arrested earlier this week and hit with an aggravated assault with a firearm charge and a federal charge of bringing a firearm into a postal facility after simply trying to get a lazy postal worker to do his job, which is next to impossible because they are all God damn government union employees who know they have Dictator Obama watching their backs because they all vote for the Democrat party so they can keep their cushy jobs that pay too much.
It all started when Patriot Shea asked the sluggish postal worker for help to fill out a priority mail label. When the “busy” postal worker explained he wouldn’t be able to help, Patriot Shea knew he had to think outside the box to motivate this parasite that feasts upon U.S. taxpayers. So Patriot Shea got his gun from his car and returned to the post office to tell the postal worker that he planned to blow his head off. Well, let’s just say that postal worker for the first time in his “professional” postal life moved zippity split just like Mr. Zip.
Instead of being locked up in the Palm Beach County Jail without bail, Patriot Shae should be sitting in front of a U.S. Senate confirmation committee to become the next Postmaster General if you ask me. If only we had a White Christian Republican President, that might actually be possible. Imagine…..
West Boca man, 90, accused of threatening to kill postal worker, is jailed without bail
6/26/2015
Yes, you better worry because you’re a gun loving, small-penised, White man who must stand before a corrupt, gun-hating court system!
Jerry Wayne Moore from our Fort Worth NSPA chapter was railroaded in court today when he was most likely coerced into pleading guilty on murder charges for the shooting death of the woman he had been living with for the previous three years. In an act of judicial hubris the judge sentenced him to life in prison for the alleged crime. Where is Judge Scalia when you need him?
Sure enough, it appears nobody took into consideration the emasculating taunts the woman made to Patriot Moore during the one sided domestic dispute that led poor Patriot Moore no choice except to get his gun to silence her unconscionable verbal assault. In the moments before she stopped living, she hectored Patriot Moore with vicious slurs that he was not a real man, that he would not get a job and that he took too many drugs. Let’s put it this way, if a woman talks this way to a gun owning member of the NSPA, she shouldn’t be surprised if she loses the ability to talk all but immediately. #justsayin’.
Fort Worth man gets life for killing school owner
http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article25633297.html
6/25/2015
If we can’t make jokes about shooting people anymore, then the terrorists have won.
Paul LePage from our Augusta NSPA chapter and the incumbent governor of Maine has been catching flack all day long from the humorless liberal hate mob for cracking a mighty funny joke yesterday while meeting participants of Dirigo Boys State, a youth leadership program.
See, it all started when Patriot LePage ran into the teenage son of Bangor Daily News cartoonist George Danby. When Danby’s teenage son asked Patriot LePage what he thought of his father’s satirical cartoons of him, Patriot LePage laughed and said that he would like to shoot his father.
Well, sure enough, the thin skinned nerd whined, “On the heels of all the shootings lately, it’s in poor taste.” Then some hack from the newspaper said the joke wasn’t funny, more so because of the terrorist killings at the Charlie Hebdo offices earlier this year in France.
First the liberals will come for your Constitutional right to have any gun you want, then they’ll come for your Constitutional right of free speech to make hilarious jokes about using those guns to shoot other people.
We are just hoping that Jeb Bush, who we’ve been supporting for the Republican 2016 Presidential nomination for the past two years for being the first Governor to sign Stand Your Ground legislation into law, will have the foresight to select Patriot Page to be his running mate.
LePage jokes about shooting Maine political cartoonist
tp://www.pressherald.com/2015/06/25/lepage-jokes-about-shooting-maine-political-cartoonist/
6/24/2015
The one thing more dangerous than a woman holding a gun is a woman holding a debit card.
Billy Joe Lee of our Unionville NSPA chapter was somehow found guilty today on counts of felony homicide, felony child abuse and neglect, discharging a firearm in an occupied dwelling and use of a firearm in committing a felony in the shooting death of the 10-year old son of his then-fiancee. The truth is that this was a completely accidental shooting that only occurred because Patriot Lee’s then-fiancee had been misusing his debit card. As any real man knows, there is nothing capable of more destruction than a woman wielding a debit card.
So Patriot Lee and his then-fiancee got into an argument over her usage of the debit card for a suspicious $29 purchase, and he decided he simply needed to put a little fear in her to make sure she wouldn’t do this again. To achieve that end, he took the entirely practical steps of getting his loaded shot gun and shooting it in her general direction just to let her know he wasn’t kidding around.
Well, in the heat of the argument, which we’re sure Patriot Lee’s then-fiancée started, how was Patriot Lee supposed to keep track of her 10-year old son just before he pulled the trigger? Hey, the fact that the 10-year-old boy got in the way of the shotgun blast was simply an accident so why compound the problem by sending such a Good Guy With a Gun to prison? Oh, right, I forgot it isn’t January 20. 2017 yet, and Dictator Obama is still in the White House.
Jury finds Lee guilty in 2014 shooting of 10-year-old ‘Bubbie’ Toombs
6/23/2015
They threw a burrito at his car for Christ’s sake. Where’s the outrage??!!!???
Thomas Jones Thompson from our Orlando NSPA chapter was arrested last night basically for being so conscientious about his job as a Lake County detention deputy that he was willing to combat the forces of evil and depredation while he was off the clock.
It all started last night when Patriot Thompson was cruising the streets of Orlando in his personal vehicle, looking for troublemakers on his own dime because that’s the kind of selfless, dedicated guy his is. Well, he came across a couple of suspicious characters driving around so he pulled up beside them and ordered them to pull over even though he had no authority to do this, as reported in the Orlando Sentinel.
The care free troublemakers in the other car revealed their base intentions because they ignored the siren that Patriot Thompson had installed in his personal vehicle to use in situations just like this. The couple in the car claimed the siren sounded like a child’s toy, and they had the gall to swear at Patriot Thompson.
That’s all it took for Patriot Thompson to stop screwing around so he pulled out his gun and ordered them to pull over. To emphasize his point he allegedly tried swerving his car into them multiple times while shouting that he was going to shoot them.
Now this is when things turned ugly, and Patriot Thompson realized that his safety was in peril. The driver in the other car threw a Taco Bell burrito at his car. Thankfully Patriot Thompson escaped from the incident unharmed.
When the Mount Dora police department arrived on the scene and inspected Patriot Thompson’s car, they discovered it was equipped with a siren and front and rear emergency lights, which the Sheriff’s Department did not issue to him. They also found the gun Patriot Thompson had allegedly pointed at the other car. A background check revealed that he was reprimanded at work in 2013 for checking out spare patrol cars and using them for longer periods of time than necessary for his assignment.
Sure enough the liberal media has tried to paint Patriot Thompson as an insecure, emotionally immature middle aged child man who harbors pathetic fantasies of possessing stature and authority. So there is truth to the old adage that no good deed goes unpunished, particularly if you are a gun loving, small-penised White man.
Patriot Thompson risked his own safety to get a burrito wielding maniac off the road, and the only thing he got out of it was an arrest for aggravated assault with a firearm and improper exhibition of a firearm, a charge which doesn’t even make sense if you ask us, and a liberal media smear job.
Cops: Lake deputy arrested after pointing gun at couple in road-rage incident
6/22/2015
He says again, “Good fences make good neighbors.” MENDING WALL by Robert Frost
I says again, “A good gun fixes bad neighbors.” Lee Greenwood Hannity
Frederick C. Smith Jr. from our McMinnville NSPA chapter was Shanghaied by the McMinnville Police Department for doing nothing more than standing his ground against his annoying, land grabbing neighbor who was putting new boards on a fence that divided their properties. This noxious neighbor and Patriot Smith had been battling for the past three years over who had ownership of the fence.
See, Patriot Smith is a real man because, rather than resolving this property dispute by going to the McMinnville Municipal Planning Department for clarification of their land measurements, he chose to engage in an increasingly escalating battle of wills with his neighbor.
Well, last week Patriot Smith had no choice but to settle the matter once and for all when he saw his nudnik neighbor nailing new boards on the fence so he got his 9mm handgun and ran outside to confront him. Once he reached the fence, Patriot Smith loaded the clip and racked the gun to show who was the big man in the back yard. What must have burned up Patriot Smith the most was the nebbish neighbor’s nonplussed response of, “Nice gun.”
Then the nincompoop of a neighbor showed his true colors by running like a ninny into his house to call 9-1-1 rather than settling it like a real man by getting his own gun and having a showdown.
Patriot Smith figured he better get his side of the story to the police first so he drove to the McMinnville Police station to give his account of what happened. A lot of good that did because those gun hating police officers shuttled him off to the Yamhill County Jail on charges of suspicion of unlawful use of a weapon and menacing. #justanotherdayinobamasamerica
Neighbor dispute over fence prompts gun confrontation, arrest
6/21/2015
Why is he being charged? He had every right to invoke the Stand Your Ground defense. Yes, the person he pulled his gun on was an unarmed 17-year-old girl who was more than 40 yards from his home, but she was black. What more needs to be said?
Richard Garden from our Orlando NSPA chapter was shockingly arrested for doing nothing more than standing his ground, the very thing that every Florida resident is legally permitted to do. This travesty of justice started last week when a 17-year-old girl lost control of her car and crashed into a small lamp post and a small section of plastic fencing around a flower garden in a residential neighborhood.
Patriot Garden, the ever vigilant protector of his neighborhood, ran out of his house to the front yard more than 40 yards away where the minor accident took place. He then drew his gun on the 17-year-old unarmed girl and ordered her to get down to the ground on her stomach with her hands stretched out. He bravely acted as a lone sentinel until the Orange County Sheriff’s Department arrived to take this dangerous criminal off his hands.
Well, when those ungrateful deputies showed up, rather than thanking Patriot Garden for doing their jobs for them, they questioned why he had a gun trained on the girl. He promptly explained he feared for his life and was using Florida’s Stand Your Ground law. After all, the girl was black.
Apparently these activist deputies feel they don’t have to respect state LAW and went ahead and arrested Patriot Garden for aggravated assault and false imprisonment with a firearm. What the Hell is this country coming to?
Deputies: Man pulled gun on teenage driver after car crash
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/deputies-man-pulled-gun-teenage-driver-after-crash/nmdPD/
6/20/2015
Once again, Dictator Obama’s Godless, liberal, big government, gun hating, nanny state minions interfere with a father who was doing nothing more than practicing some good old fashioned Bible-based parenting.
Johnny Crawford from our Wilmington NSPA chapter was arrested Friday basically for practicing perfectly sound Bible based parenting techniques. If you go by what the police report says, you’ll see that Patriot Crawford was charged with aggravated battery, aggravated discharge of a firearm, aggravated assault and domestic battery. The county deputies who responded to an emergency call from Patriot Crawford’s home claimed they discovered Patriot Crawford “…had battered his daughter and fired several shots from a .22-caliber rifle in the direction of his daughter.”
Well, isn’t it interesting that those same deputies never bothered to consult a Bible while investigating this case. If they had, they might have viewed the situation differently (correctly) by reading the following verses:
Proverbs 22:15 : “Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.”
Ephesians 6:1 “Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right.”
Of course they didn’t read a Bible, so Patriot Crawford got hauled off to jail so Dictator Obama could get another Good Guy with a Gun off the streets so he can get all of our guns once that conniving puppet master Bloomberg gives him the command.
Man Shoots Gun at Daughter After Beating Her: Cops
http://patch.com/illinois/joliet/man-shoots-gun-daughter-after-beating-her-cops-0
6/19/2015
Greetings from Asbury Park, and once again it’s the Family Court’s fault all of this happened.
Philip Seidle from our Asbury Park NSPA chapter was recently charged with murder, unlawful possession of a weapon and endangering his daughter’s welfare in an unfortunate turn of events caused by a cabal of New Jersey Family Courts. See, it all started back on May 27 when Patriot Seidle and his ex-wife finalized their divorce. Then this past Tuesday Patriot Seidle got into a little fender bender with his ex-wife that only occurred because she crashed into a parked car after she panicked (you know how women drivers are) because Patriot Seidle just happened to be driving behind her at a high rate of speed. Hell, Asbury Park isn’t that big so it shouldn’t be a surprise to see somebody you recognize just about anywhere you drive in the city. So if she had been a better driver and had not crashed into that damn parked car, Patriot Seidle never would have crashed into her.
Then things escalated a little quickly after the fender bender. Patriot Seidle got out of his car and pulled out his gun as he approached her car. Then to blow off some steam he shot into the driver’s side of her car repeatedly. Witnesses reported he yelled at his wife about all of the child custody cases he faced since the couple had nine children. After another burst of gunfire, a witness reported Patriot Seidle said, “I’m tired of going to court.”
Patriot Seidle then put his gun to his head and threatened to shoot. The Asbury Police were able to engage him in a standoff to talk him down, and Patriot Seidle allowed them to remove his 9-year-old daughter from his ex-wife’s car, as only a great father would. As the police were busy tending to Patriot Seidle’s daughter, Patriot Seidle allegedly shot and killed his ex-wife through her car’s windshield.
So if we look at the situation as a whole, we recognize that Patriot Seidle wasn’t ultimately at fault because he never would have shot and killed his ex-wife if she had been a better driver and if the Family Courts weren’t so obviously rigged against proud, gun loving, small-penised white men. However, if you look at the liberal media’s coverage of this domestic dispute, you would think this was entirely Patriot Seidle’s fault. That’s just the way Dictator Obama and his propaganda ministers want it to be, and that is the reason why we wage our battle here at the NSPA every day.
Cop kills ex-wife on street with daughter in his car
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/06/16/officer-shooting-ex-wife/28819983/
6/18/2015
6/17/2015
Well, what was he supposed to do after getting “disrespected” by one of those Vietnamese men? Besides, he had to protect himself from being lured into a tiger trap.
Randolph Headrick from our Omaha NSPA chapter was unfairly charged last week with unlawful discharge of a firearm, use of a firearm to commit a felony and second-degree assault and is being held on $150,000 bond while waiting to stand trial in Douglas County District Court, a well know bastion of liberal judicial activism so we all know how this is going to end.
It all started June 1 when a Fed Ex driver said he witnessed the driver of a silver Chrysler 300 firing from its sunroof at a white Ford pickup truck. It just so happened that Patriot Headrick was the driver of the car, and a Vietnam man, Tony Nguyen (like that first name will trick us into thinking he’s a real American, nice try……NOT!), was driving the pickup.
See, Patriot Headrick explained he felt “disrespected” when the driver of the truck cut him off in traffic so he did the one sensible thing a small-penised white man can do when he feels his manhood has been diminished – he pulled out his gun and started shooting.
Should it be any surprise that the court system in America would restrict Patriot Headrick from how he could wage his fight with this Vietnam man, just like how our government restricted our military from how it could wage war against those Godless Northern Vietnam Communist bastards? No, it shouldn’t. If only we had been able to use some real American firepower in Vietnam, as in nuclear weapons, we could have bombed those bastards back to the 14th century, and we wouldn’t have had to deal with all of these God damn Pho restaurants seemingly popping up on every other block.
This is just another reason why you must continue to support the National Small Penis Association so we can fight for the rights of the most marginalized members of society.
Man accused of firing gun from sunroof at pickup that cut him off
6/16/2015
It was obviously an accidental shooting that caused his wife to die so why is he facing an involuntary manslaughter charge?
Matthew Blakley from our Columbia NSPA chapter endured the indignity today of being charged with involuntary manslaughter and being fired from his job as a sheriff’s deputy from the Aiken County Sherrif’s Office for his involvement in the obviously accidental shooting of his wife in their home Saturday night.
As reported in the Savannah Morning News, when the police arrived to Patriot Blakley’s house Saturday night, Patriot Blakley ran outside with blood on his hands and identified himself as a deputy who had accidentally shot his wife. When the police went inside the home, the officers found Patriot Blakley’s wife in a bathtub, dead and bleeding from a gunshot to her head.
You would think there would have been something suspicious about the scene for Patriot Blakley to be charged with involuntary manslaughter, but there was nothing amiss. All the police found in the bathroom in addition to her corpse were a broken wedding ring, an M4 rifle, a spent shell and another man with blood on his hands who claimed he tried to give her CPR. Outside the bathroom, the police found guns all throughout the house.
So where in the world was there any indication that anything was out of the ordinary? Everything in the case points to an accidental shooting, but the court system had to conspire against Patriot Blakley because he is a gun loving, small penised White man. Our fight continues!
Ex-South Carolina deputy charged in fatal shooting of wife
http://savannahnow.com/news/2015-06-16/ex-south-carolina-deputy-charged-fatal-shooting-wife
6/15/2015
Well, the political correctness police play ‘gotcha’ with a real police officer and get him fired so he can’t keep the streets of Chicago safe from marauding packs of black men….just the way Dictator Obama likes it.
Tim McDermott from our Chicago NSPA is sadly a victim of police brutality, as in police brutality at the bloody, sinewy hands of the political correctness police, but we are sure Reverend (spare us!) Al Sharpton will not be in front of the television cameras to rabble-rouse against this act of police brutality. Patriot McDermott until this past October was a proud member of the Chicago Police Department, a force which has had a sterling reputation for decades for its racial sensitivities, when he was fired for being in this picture taken in a Chicago Police station all the way back in 2003.
First off, this is clearly just a couple of good-natured White officers simply horsing around with a young colored fella who we are sure was enjoying the harmless joshing. Excuse us, but we don’t see Patriot McDermott using his gun to shoot the colored fella so we don’t understand why the liberal media is all up in arms about this. Besides, the picture was taken 12 years ago. Haven’t the liberals who orchestrated his dismissal ever heard of ‘let bygones be bygones’? On second thought, they probably haven’t because they would need to be familiar with the teachings of Christ to have heard of it.
See, all this nonsense started when the FBI turned this picture over to the Chicago Police administration in 2013 after they had unearthed it while conducting a federal corruption investigation against Jerome Finnegan, the other officer in the picture and a former member of our Calumet City NSPA chapter. Sadly, they were able to fix the case against Patriot Finnegan, and he is now cooling his heels in a Federal prison while serving a 12-year sentence.
Now the trouble makers in the Chicago Police Bureau of Internal Affairs department are trying confirm the identity of the young man who Patriots McDermott and Finnegan forced to wear the antlers and pose for the picture. Speculation is that it was a young man arrested with his uncle on misdemeanor marijuana charges after their home was raided. The charges were dropped, so we don’t see the big deal. Jeez, some people just don’t know how to have fun.
It should come as no surprise to any true small penised Patriot, though, that this political correctness hit job went down in Chicago, which just happens to be the personal fiefdom of Dictator Obama.
Investigators seek to talk to family who says their loved one in racist police photo
6/14/2015
His daddy is right. This was all the fault of “the liberal people.” His daddy also asked the salient question, “Where does a white male get help?”
James Boulware, formerly of our Dallas NSPA chapter, has been in the news lately because it was a slow news cycle, and the 24-hour news channels had to fill their airtime with something so they crammed it full of reports of Patriot Boulware’s armed assault on the Dallas Police Department’s headquarters and the ensuing 9-hour rampage and standoff he engaged in against the Dallas police. The stand off ended outside a Jack In The Box restaurant after a sniper killed Patriot Boulware.
As Patriot Boulware’s father explained, Patriot Boulware simply reached his breaking point after he lost custody of his son, which caused him to go after the Dallas Police, who were involved in taking his son away. Patriot Boulware’s father tried to steer his son away from being angry at the police. Instead, he made the point to his son that, “you gotta go back to the liberal people that put these laws in place, to where the [authorities] can grab kids and take them away.” When asked why his son didn’t seek out help in the custody matter, he replied, “Where? Where does a white male get help?”
He is exactly right. White men are helpless in Dictator Obama’s America, and only a bunch of liberals from our nanny state government could have possibly viewed Patriot Boulware as an unfit father and felt they had the right to step in and abduct his son from him. It’s such a shame that his son will never have the opportunity to grow under Patriot Boulware’s tutelage to learn how to develop into a well adjusted man who is well equipped to handle life’s adversities. That’s just the way Dictator Obama wants it.
Dallas Shooter’s Father Says Son ‘Reached Breaking Point,’ Blamed Cops for Custody Loss
6/13/2015
Once the media hysteria dies down, everybody will come to their senses and see that the real culprit here is the incompetent marriage counselor.
Jeremy Green from our San Diego NSPA chapter was arrested hours ago at the Mexico border to face accusations that he shot and killed his wife last Saturday, but we would like everybody to take a deep breath and relax before jumping to conclusions. First, let’s just say that if he did shoot and kill his wife, it appears it happened just after they got into an argument right after they left their marriage counseling appointment. Now, if you ask me, if this is what actually happened, I’m thinking the marriage counselor is the one at fault and should be charged with some kind of professional malfeasance. Hell, this marriage counselor must be about as effective as Leroy and Loretta Lockhorn’s marriage counselor.
Second, we think the more likely scenario is that Patriot Green, being the good small-penised, gun loving, White man that he is, was probably down in Mexico because he went there to stop all of those dangerous Mexican teen age drug runners with calves the size of cantaloupes they developed from carrying bales of marijuana that Congressman Steve King warned us about from entering America. Patriot Green had to do this because Dictator Obama certainly wasn’t going to. So please pray to Jesus Christ that Patriot Green will be released so he can get back to keeping our borders safe.
EXCLUSIVE: Man accused of killing wife in Scripps Ranch surrenders at border
6/12/2015
Talk about getting mixed signals from a woman. She had a “happiness is a warm gun” tattoo after all.
It’s bad enough that Paul Boyce from our Lancaster County NSPA chapter is currently serving a 10 to 15 years prison term after pleading no contest to second-degree assault for shooting his girlfriend with his .22-caliber gun in an incident that we’re sure was an accident. However, to add insult to injury, Lancaster County District Judge Steven Burns, who we’re sure got his appointment through some string pulling by Dictator Obama, has just entered a judgment of $19,567.75 against Patriot Boyce in favor of Patriot Boyce’s ex-girlfriend to cover the cost of the medical treatment she needed after Patriot Boyce shot her (accidentally, we’re sure, but the crooked court system doesn’t care) last year.
On top of that, get this, a jury will be asked at a civil trial to determine if she deserves more for pain and suffering. Oh please. You know she’ll probably walk up to the witness box with an exaggerated limp and collapse onto her chair. Then she’ll start crying and dabbing her eyes with a pink hankie as she whines about how much her life has changed since Patriot Boyce lodged a bullet near her spine. Then to really try to manipulate the jury, she’ll show the scar that resulted from the bullet that exited her flesh through her “happiness is a warm gun” tattoo. If you listen closely, you can hear the beeping from the Brinks truck backing up to her.
This is so typical of the diabolical trickster nature of women. She flounced around showing off her ‘happiness is a warm gun’ tattoo and used her Delilah like wiles to lure Patriot Boyce into her ricin laced spider web. Then once she had him trapped, we’re sure she manipulated him to shoot her so she could get her payday. That’s women for you, and that’s exactly why we recommend the company of a warm gun over a warm vajayjay, or whatever the hell it was that Oprah called it.
Inmate to pay medical bills after shooting girlfriend in ‘happiness is a warm gun’ tattoo
6/11/2015
There’s nothing like hands on experience to teach yourself about guns. We’re not some snobby eggheads locked up in a college laboratory doing meaningless experiments that have no real world application.
Patriot Hirtle
One of Patriot Hirtle’s favorite guns as featured on his hip Myspace page.
Adam Hirtle from our Colorado Springs NSPA chapter has been in the news today after he shot himself in his foot early today so he could see what if feels like to be shot, as he explained to the Colorado Springs Police who responded to the shooting at Patriot Hirtle’s home. That is the kind of ‘can do’ spirit we have here at the NSPA, but sure enough the gun hating Colorado Springs Police Department appallingly arrested Patriot Hirtle for suspicion of prohibited use of weapons, reckless endangerment and child abuse just because there happened to be a few children nearby.
Dictator Obama will do anything he can to stifle the type of valuable gun research done by Patriot Hirtle and use a perfectly legitimate experiment as an excuse to persecute and lock up yet another Good Guy With a Gun. However, this miscarriage of justice only motivates us to wake up every morning to do the advocacy work of the NSPA. Sorry, Dictator Obama.
Cops: Adam Hirtle Shot Himself in the Foot to See How It Felt
http://www.westword.com/news/cops-adam-hirtle-shot-himself-in-the-foot-to-see-how-it-felt-6796867
6/10/2015
Yes, he shot and killed his daughter, but you have to look at it in its context.
Robert Stern from our Dubuque NSPA chapter was arrested and charged with First Degree Murder yesterday in the shooting death of his 27-year-old daughter. He is now residing at the Dubuque County Jail to wait for his initial court appearance. The police came to Patriot Stern’s house after he called 9-1-1 to report somebody in his house might be deceased. When the police arrived, Patriot Stern brought them to his daughter’s bedroom where the police found her dead as a result of multiple gunshot wounds. According to a report by the police department, Patriot Stern admitted he shot and killed his daughter.
Sure, a lot of his neighbors were horrified by the act, but they are not considering the fact that Patriot Stern recently received a cancer diagnosis and was reporting that he was bummed out about it. How could anybody expect him to confront his own mortality with any semblance of dignity and grace? We only hope that whatever jury he faces will give him a little well deserved slack when they decide his fate because we need this Good Guy With a Gun back on the streets to fight the good fight
Dubuque Police: Man at residence under death investigation shot and killed daughter
6/9/2015
Look, just like he said, it was all really his wife’s fault.
Michael Augustine Bournes, formerly of our Deer Lodge NSPA chapter, is unfortunately no longer with us to advocate for gun rights for small-penised White men because his nagging wife forced him to kill her, their three children (ages 5,4 and 1) and then himself with his prized .45 caliber handgun. Poor Patriot Bournes had no choice but to take this action because, as he explained to a friend shortly before the murders, his wife had been “mocking him and riding him all day long.” What other course of action could Patriot Bournes possibly have taken besides shooting and killing his entire family considering the daily emotional abuse he had to suffer at his wife’s hands?
Not only was Patriot Bournes a proud small-penised gun lover, but he was also an arch Constitutionalist who didn’t believe in government and who lived his life in the mountains of Montana as a survivalist. Sadly, Patriot Bournes could survive the tyranny of Dictator Obama’s government by heading for the hills, but he could not survive the constant, corrosive, cancerous, carping criticism of his wife.
Murder-suicide victims identified; shooter blamed his wife
6/8/2015
Our New Media consultant told us nicknames are a way for the NSPA to increase its “cool factor” with a younger demographic. So we proudly introduce to you Charles R. ‘Mad Dog’ Whittington.
Charles R. ‘Mad Dog’ Whittington from our Portland, Indiana NSPA chapter has just been promoted to be Chairman of our New Membership Recruitment Committee. We know his cool nickname and cool neck tattoos will give us entrée to the hip millennial demographic that has so far eluded us.
However, there will be a slight delay to the roll out of our new membership drive to be headed by Patriot Mad Dog because he has to waste his time with an upcoming trial in the Blackford Circuit Court because he has been accused of shooting and killing a neighbor and the neighbor’s 14-year old daughter. We are sure this was all just a case of mistaken identity, and the judge will throw the case out once the trial gets started. We can’t wait to get this Good Guy With a Gun back on the streets to keep the good people of Portland, Indiana safe.
‘Mad Dog’ wants murder trial moved
http://www.thestarpress.com/story/news/crime/2015/06/07/mad-dog-wants-murder-trial-moved/28644427/
6/7/2015
Look, he had two perfectly good alibis. First, he said it was an accident, and then he said it was an act of self defense, but the biased jury didn’t listen to either because they were determined to find him guilty from the get-go.
Thad Robertson from our Cedar City NSPA chapter was inexplicably convicted on two counts of aggravated murder for the shooting deaths of his girlfriend and a male friend of hers even though he had two perfectly good alibis. It all started when Patriot Robertson returned home one afternoon at the same time some guy had just arrived to the house. This bozo then had the nerve to ask Patriot Robertson if he wanted to come into his own home.
Patriot Robertson left to cool off. When he returned, he found this same guy in his house talking to his girlfriend. Patriot Robertson figured they were having an affair. Then he did the perfectly sensible thing by going into another room to get a revolver. See, he just wanted to scare the guy out of the house so he pointed the gun at his girlfriend. He thought there was an empty chamber in the revolver’s cylinder so he pulled the trigger to get them to think he wasn’t screwing around.
Well, it was a surprise to him that there actually wasn’t an empty chamber so he completely accidentally shot his girlfriend in the head. Then he realized the other guy was getting up from his seat so Patriot Robertson knew he needed to act in self defense in case the other guy had ever been a Navy Seal and was trained to kill somebody who is pointing a gun at him.
Unfortunately, the jury bought the prosecutor’s fairy tale explanation that Patriot Robertson killed the two in an act of jealous rage. In addition to the miscarriage of justice, we are sickened that yet again another Good Guy With a Gun is being taken off the streets.
Jury convicts Cedar City man for 2013 double-murder
6/6/2015
The police claim it was a case of murder murder-suicide, but we suspect Patriot Rick was murdered and framed for his estranged wife’s death because he made a living by training others how to protect themselves from active shooters. See, he probably caused a criminal to get arrested, and then this criminal spent all of his time in jail to plot his revenge.
Lance Rick, formerly of our West Fargo NSPA chapter, was sadly found dead by the West Fargo Police Department earlier this week. They also happened to find his estranged wife’s corpse next to his dead body so the lazy bones officers jumped to the conclusion that a murder suicide took place.
However, if you did a little deeper into the case, you realize why there was no way Patriot Rick could have committed a crime like this. See, Patriot Rick operated his own business called Rick Professional Services, which had specialized in human resources and workplace safety. Just last year he gave a presentation on how to deal with active shooters, armed intruder and threats to employees.
Who would believe for a second that an upstanding White guy like this would confront his estranged wife in a moment of emotional instability and shoot her once in her body and once in her head before ending his own life with the gun? That’s why we’re pretty sure that some career criminal probably got locked up in prison by somebody who attended one of Patriot Rick’s presentations on how to stop armed intruders and swore vengeance that he would one day get out of prison and would hunt down the man who had been responsible for putting him there. So when he got out of prison, he killed Patriot Rick and his estranged wife and made it look like Patriot Rick had committed a murder suicide, thereby destroying the good name of this totally emotionally stable small-penised, proud White Patriot.
Now, we would also like to point out that Dictator Obama famously visited South Dakota last month, which made it the last of all the states in the Union for him to visit since he entered the White House. Well, isn’t it a coincidence that he was recently just one state away from West Fargo, North Dakota less than 30 days ago, which would have been the perfect time for him to begin laying the groundwork to prepare a career criminal with a grudge to take out a proud gun lover like Patriot Rick. It all seems pretty obvious to us. We waited to see if Newsmax would report on this story. However, when we saw they didn’t have anything about this case on their website, we decided to take the lead. We will keep you posted on further developments in this case.
West Fargo police identify couple killed in suspected murder-suicide
6/5/2015
Look, we’re sure he was simply trying to help his ex-girlfriend prepare for how to handle an armed intruder who enters her bedroom in the middle of the night while she is asleep.
Well, we guess there is much truth in the saying that no good deed goes unpunished. David Charles Ray from our O’Brien NSPA chapter was arrested last week on trumped up charges of aggravated assault with a firearm, battery by strangulation, and simple battery, all domestic violence counts. If you listen to the gun hating thugs in the Suwannee County Sheriff’s Office, you’ll believe that he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend’s bedroom and strangled her before shooting his gun at her and putting it to her head. Yeah, right.
No, we know what really happened. See, Patriot Ray wanted to make sure she would be safe in the future since she wouldn’t have him and his gun around to protect her now that they are no longer a couple. So he simply simulated a midnight attack so she would be better prepared to react in the future if she ever finds herself facing an attacker alone.
The most effective way to train somebody for such an event is to simulate the experience as realistically as possible. That explains why he would have woke her up by punching her in the head and then choking her until she could not breathe. Then, when she broke free from him, that’s why he would have shot six rounds from his gun at her feet to get her to stop. Then, to help her develop the muscle memory to train her body how to go into defense mode instinctively in such a situation, he put his gun to her forehead, which is what we are speculating.
If you ask us, that sounds like the act of a gracious and thoughtful ex-boyfriend who wants to help his ex-girlfriend prepare for life without him. Sure enough, though, the Obama regime saw a chance to frame a Good Guy With a Gun and get him locked up. This type of injustice will never happen once we get Jeb Bush into the White House.
SCSO: O’Brien man put gun to ex-girlfriend’s head
6/4/2015
We’re sure it was all a misunderstanding. We think he probably meant to join a Gordon Lightfoot fan club, not the 63rd Light Foot Militia.
Roy Murry from our Lewiston NSPA chapter was arrested and put in jail under a $3 million bail for allegedly torturing and fatally shooting 3 people before burning them in an attempt to cover up the murders. The three victims just happen to be the mother, step father and step brother of Patriot Murry’s estranged wife, which we think was just a coincidence. After the bodies were discovered, everybody jumped to conclusions and pointed their fingers at Patriot Murry just because he increasingly appeared to be obsessed with guns, was always carrying a gun and frequently wore body armor.
In addition to that the authorities made much of Patriot Murry’s apparent involvement with the 63rd Light Foot Militia for tactical firearms training. However, we have heard that Patriot Murry is a big Gordon Lightfoot fan and probably initially thought he was joining a Gordon Lightfoot fan club.
Patriot Murry was arrested after a Spokane County Sheriff’s detective found blood stains and a handgun believed to be used in the murders in his car. However, we would like to point out Patriot Murry had a perfectly good explanation. He told the authorities that he worked for the CIA and speculated that the Russian Secret Police was responsible for the murders. This sounds reasonable to us.
Don’t expect the gun hating police, though, to investigate this story because we all know the fix is in to send Patriot Murry to jail. Dictator Obama wants to get another Good Guy With a Gun locked up, and Dictator Obama gets what Dictator Obama wants.
Triple Murder Suspect Honed Firearms Skills with Eastern Washington Militia
http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2015/06/03/19768/
6/3/2015
Insensitive deputies had no empathy for this NSPA member.
Jason Proctor from our Statesboro NSPA chapter was arrested today by deputies from the Bulloch County Sheriff’s Department for allegedly pointing a gun at them while he was buck naked. See, it all started after Patriot Proctor took the prudent step to call 9-1-1 to report bugs were biting his legs. When the deputies arrived, they found Patriot Proctor naked. Then in a vulnerable moment he pointed a gun at one of the deputies. Without considering the context of the situation, the deputies arrested him for aggravated assault on a police officer and possession of a firearm in the commission of a crime.
What really burns us up is that the deputies didn’t consider for one moment that maybe Patriot Proctor needed to brandish the gun because he was naked and feeling particularly self conscious about the size of his penis. Patriot Proctor was never going to harm the deputy. He was simply trying to feel like more of a man, but apparently that is now a crime in Obama’s America. So it’s just another case of a Good Guy With a Gun being taken off the streets by fiat from Dictator Obama.
Naked man arrested in Bulloch County for pulling gun on deputies
http://wjcl.com/2015/06/03/naked-man-arrested-in-bulloch-county-for-pulling-gun-on-deputies/
6/2/2015
Yeah, he shot an 8-year-old boy in the face, but you’ve got to look at the bigger picture.
Brian Cloninger from our Dallas NSPA chapter (which happens to be our largest) appeared in court this morning to begin his trial for shooting an 8-year-old boy in the face in 2013. Sure enough, the gun hating prosecutor was claiming that Patriot Cloninger was drunk on the day of the shooting and that he was stumbling around an apartment complex parking lot, waving his gun. We’re guessing he was there on the lookout for those Mexican boys we’ve heard about who have calves the size of cantaloupes from smuggling bales of drugs into our country. So he was doing nothing more than trying to keep Dallas safe from these Mexican thugs when this 8-year-old boy rode his bike onto the scene.
One thing led to another, and before you knew it, a bullet went from Patriot Cloninger’s gun and ended up in the boy’s face. Yeah, the accident may have disfigured the boy, but he didn’t die. We’re not so sure he would have survived if one of those Mexican drug smugglers had gotten a hold of him. Besides, there are plenty of stories in the news about all of the medical advances being made in the field of face transplants.
We’re sure the kid will be able to get a new face soon enough so why should the prosecutor be trying to take a Good Guy With a Gun off the streets, particularly in the number 1 border state in America? Our guess is that the order to prosecute this case came directly from Dictator Obama because he wants to destroy America from within by getting as many Good Guys With Guns locked up as possible.
Trial begins for the man accused of shooting an 8-year-old Dallas boy in the face
6/1/2015
NSPA member arrested for simply saying hello to his neighbor.
John Harris from our Moscow Mills (don’t worry, it’s Communist free, we’ve checked) NSPA chapter was arrested Friday night by the Lincoln County Sheriff’s Office after he allegedly fired his Beretta 9mm handgun in his trailer, sending the bullet through his neighbor’s trailer. Oh, and the bullet just happened to graze his neighbor’s leg, but it certainly didn’t kill him. The gun hating police, who are not so secretly concerned that they will soon be obsolete once people see how effective Good Guys With Guns can be with stopping crime, rushed to the scene and harassed Patriot Harris to tell them he had been drinking all day in addition to taking his Xanax anti anxiety medication. Excuse us, Lincoln County Sheriff’s Office, but among those of us who have lived in a trailer park know, the combination of alcohol and Xanax is known as a trailer park aperitif.
Then they badgered Patriot Harris about the gunshot. Look, what they don’t understand about the gunshot is that trailer park residents typically shoot into their neighbor’s trailer as a way of saying hello. However, don’t expect that elitist snob Dictator Obama to know this because he doesn’t know real Americans and has never lived in a trailer park. So now Patriot Harris is facing a felony charge of unlawful use of a weapon while intoxicated. In other words, it’s against the law to have fun in Lincoln County.
Drunk man shoots into neighbor’s trailer in Lincoln County, authorities say
5/31/2015
He was just trying “to get some things straight.” Where’s the crime in that?
Ronald James Pebeashy from our Bartlesville NSPA chapter was arrested Wednesday after allegedly pointing his gun at people in a home. The person who called the police jumped to conclusions by expressing a belief that Patriot Pebeashy may have been intoxicated. From his mugshot my guess is that he was just really tired. He probably worked a 10 hour shift and then went to a Wednesday evening church service before going into that house so it was likely that he was simply sleep deprived. Then the caller said Patriot Pebeashy was in the house to argue with the occupants “to get some things straight.” Since when did conflict resolution ever become a crime?
As reported in the Bartlesville Examiner – Enterprise, the police interviewed witnesses who said Patriot Pebeashy “took out a firearm from the front of his waistband and began to wave it around at all of the people in the house.” He allegedly “began to point it at everyone in the house” and “acted like the gun was going off in his hand by jerking it with his finger on the trigger” while pointing it at one man.
Just like Patriot Pebeashy, we would like to get some things straight. First, there’s nothing wrong with carrying a gun in the front of your waistband. That’s where all of us in the NSPA prefer to carry our firearms. Second, he didn’t actually pull a trigger. Look, he was basically just pantomiming that he was shooting a gun. When did that suddenly become a crime? I suppose the big shots in the Washington County Sheriff’s Office are going to issue a warrant for the arrest of Marcel Marceau. Wait, maybe they’ll get an emergency call that there is a criminal in the park who appears to be pulling an impossibly long piece of invisible rope.
The real crime here is that the bozos in the Washington County Sheriff’s Office have charged Patriot Pebeashy with three counts of feloniously pointing a firearm. How many Good Guys With Guns are we going to allow Dictator Obama to arrest before we take to the streets?
“HANDS UP, PUNK, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!”
WCSO: Man arrested after allegedly pointing gun
http://examiner-enterprise.com/news/local-news/wcso-man-arrested-after-allegedly-pointing-gun
5/30/2015
Good news! The member of our NSPA Emmaus, PA chapter who accidentally shot himself in the groin this week is perfectly fine.
Thank you to everybody who has contacted the NSPA headquarters to check on the status of the member of our Emmaus chapter who accidentally shot himself in the groin earlier this week at the Steel City Gun Club while he was attending a concealed carry course. The accident happened when he tried to holster his gun and some of his clothing got caught in the trigger. The Bethlehem police have asked that we not release this proud Patriot’s name until he has been released from the hospital. However, a department spokesman assured us the proud Patriot was not injured seriously because his penis is so small that the bullet only hit his inner right thigh. We pray to Jesus Christ for his speedy release from the hospital because we will all feel a lot safer when we know this Good Guy With a Gun is back on the streets to use his concealed gun to protect us from any dangerous criminals who might try to recklessly and irresponsibly injure us.
Pa. man at police gun range class accidentally shoots self in groin
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/05/pa_man_at_police_gun_range_cla.html
5/29/2015
The Phoenix NSPA chapter is in the news!
We sure are proud of all of the news interest generated by Jon Ritzheimer from our NSPA Phoenix chapter who helped us organize the big anti-Muslim rally scheduled for tonight outside of the Islamic Community Center of Phoenix. Patriot Ritzheimer is encouraging everybody to come with their guns and to have all of their bullets coated in pig blood and pig fat. In addition to that he is sponsoring a ‘Draw Muhammad’ cartoon contest. We Christians have to stand up to these Islamic lunatics who try to spread hate through their interpretation and practice of a bunch of made up stories created nearly 2,000 years ago that somehow still get taken seriously as a “real” religion.
Though I was actively involved in organizing the rally and planned on traveling to Phoenix tonight to help lead it, I had to cancel at the last minute due to some serious problem I’ve had with bursitis. Otherwise, I would be there front and center to fight on behalf of Jesus Christ. See, we here at the NSPA care about more than just advocating on behalf of gun rights for small penised White men. We also fight on behalf of Christianity, the one true faith.
Even though I will not be in the thick of the potential armed confrontation in Phoenix tonight, I will be staging a protest here in Akron. See, my mother just a little while ago brought over a bottle of witch hazel and rubbed it on my knees and shoulders where I have bursitis. That really cleared things up so I am now ready for action. I live near a Lebanese restaurant where a lot of Muslims go so I will be spying on them tonight from behind a tree across the street from the restaurant. I will keep you all posted on what I see.
Arizona anti-Muslim rally organizer defends selling ‘F*ck Islam’ shirt: “I’m a Marine, and I’m not politically correct.”
5/28/2015
Now let’s hold on a minute. This was actually a case of self-defense.
Mark McCauley from our Columbus, Texas NSPA chapter appeared in Platte County Court yesterday for a felony first appearance hearing on charges of making terroristic threats and use of a firearm to commit a felony in connection with a harmless incident last week in an Applebee’s parking lot.
See, Patriot McCauley started the evening having a few drinks in the Applebee’s. Well, the busybody restaurant manager told Patriot McCauley he would have to report him to the police if he tried to leave while under the influence of alcohol. Well, Patriot McCauley wasn’t going to put up with this so he announced his plan to go to his car to sleep it off.
While he was in his car regaining his sobriety. Two nosy women who had been in the restaurant when the manager gave his warning decided to insert themselves into Patriot McCauley’s business. So they strolled over to his car to wake him up and offer him a ride. That’s when Patriot McCauley rolled down the window and pointed his gun out at the two women. Sure enough, they got all hysterical and ran away to call the police. Patriot McCauley knew it was time to hightail it so he drove away in haste over the parking lot curb and returned to the long term motel where he had been staying. That’s when the police showed up and arrested him.
Yeah, the media is making much of the fact that his blood alcohol level was .112 even after all the time it took for the police to track him down. The media also made much of how terrified the two women were to be confronted with a loaded 9mm handgun. The real truth, though, is that Patriot McCauley was acting in self defense. Think about how much more dangerous it would have been for him to get in the car with those two women drivers. He had no choice but to stand his ground and brandish his gun to scare them away. Hell, everybody knows women drivers are 40 times more dangerous than a loaded handgun. In light of this information we are calling on the judge assigned this case to drop all charges immediately.
Man accused of pointing gun at women in parking lot
5/27/2015
Here’s the real story on why the Harrisburg police arrested this Harrisburg fireman for doing nothing more than pointing his MAC 10 at them.
Matthew Duvall from our Harrisburg NSPA chapter and a member of the Harrisburg fire department was arrested Sunday by the gun hating Harrisburg police department. This initially appeared to be yet another story of government agents stripping a proud, small-penised, White man of his liberty for exercising his 2nd Amendment right to have a ridiculously unnecessarily powerful gun to help him deal with deeply held self esteem issues. However, upon further research, we here at the NSPA headquarters have unearthed the even more inexcusable reason for Patriot Duvall’s arrest.
See, next week is the annual charity softball game between the Harrisburg police and fire departments. Even though softball is a stupid game that should really only be played by girls (if you ask us), the Harrisburg police take the game seriously and wanted to get Patriot Duvall arrested on trumped up charges so his big bat wouldn’t be in the lineup. We are petitioning the Harrisburg prosecutor to drop all charges against Patriot Duvall immediately.
As for softball, this is a perfect example of why women don’t deserve to be paid as much as men. Please introduce me to one person who thinks Jennie Finch
deserves to be paid as much as a real class act like Alex Rodriguez.
Face it, men deserve more money than women because we are stronger and have more skills.
Harrisburg firefighter accused of pointing gun at police
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/05/veteran_harrisburg_firefighter.html
5/26/2015
Patriot Sather was keeping America safe when he (allegedly) shot and killed
this devil like beast from Russia.
Anthony Sather, a rising star from our Elk River NSPA chapter, was in court today and given a trial date of June 4th to face accusations that he tortured and killed his ex-girlfriend’s Husky Shiba Inu mix named Draco this past January. Patriot Sather is accused of puling Draco from his kennel and then punching him in the head repeatedly before slamming him multiple times on a concrete floor. He then allegedly dragged Draco outside and kicked him numerous times, ignoring his yelps, and then shot him multiple times, leaving him to slowly die in a ditch. His ex-girlfriend purportedly found videos Patriot Sather filmed of the violent acts in which he gloated and declared the joy he was deriving from his acts.
Sure enough a legion of man hating women who prefer the company of dogs over the company of real manly men have been protesting outside the courthouse to demand Patriot Sather face more charges than just felony animal torture, two counts of drug possession, and two additional gun charges which included one for discharging a dangerous weapon. It shouldn’t be a surprise that these hysterical harpies have failed to see the big picture. See, the dog in question was a Husky Shiba Inu mix. One half of the mix is a Siberian Husky. Siberia – Russia – Vladimir Putin’s plans for world domination. Hello, how much more obvious can it be what the stakes were when Patriot Sather took his stand? Thank Jesus Christ that we have NSPA members using their guns every day all across America to keep us safe from the sick, unstable deviants out there who want to do nothing more than to hurt and destroy.
Trial date set for dog killer
5/25/2015
SPECIAL MEMORIAL DAY TRIBUTE
We here at the NSPA would like to thank some of our heroes for their service to our country on this special day. They always supported sending troops into ambiguous, chaotic situations without wasting a lot of time worrying about things like consequences because that’s what real men do. Also, they know the horrors of war first hand so they don’t make these decisions lightly.
George W. Bush – He kept Texas safe during the Vietnam War through his selfless service in the Texas Air National Guard.
Dan Quayle – He kept Indiana safe during the Vietnam War through his service in the Indiana National Guard.
Rush Limbaugh – We’re sure he wanted to serve in Vietnam, but he unfortunately couldn’t go because he got a medical exemption for having an anal cyst.
Saxby Chambliss – This former Republican Senator was a big cheerleader for the Iraq War. Unfortunately he wasn’t able to serve in Vietnam because a “high school football injury” left him with bad knees. Thankfully those knee injuries never prevented him from pursuing his lifelong passion for golf.
Dick Cheney – Well, unfortunately he didn’t get to serve in Vietnam because as he said he had “other priorities.” Thankfully those priorities included laying the long term groundwork for the liberation of Iraq.
Please observe a moment of silence today to honor these brave Patriots.
5/24/2015
We in the NSPA are sovereign citizens so if we’re not going to listen to Federal officials what makes you think we’re going to listen to some independent contractors painting lines in a Walmart parking lot? Of course we’re going to pull a gun to show who’s the boss.
James Caple from our Rice Lake NSPA chapter was arrested last week on trumped up charges of drunk driving, having a gun while intoxicated (WTF, when did that become a crime?) and recklessly endangering safety after the police pulled him over for allegedly pointing a gun at workers who were painting lines in a Walmart parking lot. See, the busy body painters told Patriot Caple he could not drive over the wet paint they had just applied to the parking lot. How silly is that? Some emotionally insecure, immature men feel empowered when they are holding a paint brush in their hands because this is the only time their lives that they feel they can call the shots.
Patriot Caple certainly wasn’t going to get pushed around by these losers so he pulled out his gun to show them who was really in charge. Well, then the gun hating police who pulled him over claimed he was drunk and had a loaded gun in his pocket. I guess they’ll do whatever it takes to get a Good Guy With a Gun off the streets to advance Dictator Obama’s master plan.
Rice Lake Police: Man pointed gun at workers in Walmart parking lot
5/23/2015
Yes! CLEVELAND ROCKS! Justice is served in Cleveland today!!!!
Today was a day of celebration in the NSPA national headquarters in Akron as we cheered the verdict in nearby Cleveland where Cleveland police officer and NSPA member Michael Brelo was found not guilty of manslaughter in the shooting deaths of 2 unarmed people back in 2012. It all started when the 2 victims led 100 Cleveland police officers on a high speed chase for more than 20 miles. After the 2 victims rammed their car into a Cleveland patrol car, Cleveland police fired over 100 rounds into their car.
Then Patriot Brelo jumped out of his car and ran like T.J. Hooker towards the victims’ destroyed car. He jumped on the car hood and shot an additional 15 rounds at them through the windshield. Well, the victims didn’t do a good job of surviving the barrage of bullets, and the police discovered the victims were unarmed. Ooops. See, at the outset of the chase the police thought they heard a gun fired from the victims’ car, but investigators determined that noise had simply been the car backfiring. Hey, misunderstandings happen.
We were afraid the judge who presided over the bench trial and determined the verdict would bow to pressure to convict since another Cleveland police officer shot and killed a 12-year-old boy who was brandishing an air gun in a park back in November. Thankfully Cuyahoga County Common Pleas judge O’Donnell ruled only on the facts of the case and determined nothing possibly wrong happened here. Oh , by the way, I believe I forgot to mention earlier that the two people shot in the car and the 12-year-old boy were black. I wonder what the odds are for something like that to happen. Just something to think about.
The extra good news out of all of this is that all of the Republicans who will be coming to Cleveland in 2016 for the Republican National Convention can rest assured that the Cleveland police will keep them safe from any undesirable characters who might try to bother them during their stay. I’ll be there front in center as a proud Super Delegate from Ohio to cast my support for Jeb Bush to thank him for being the first Governor to sign Stand Your Ground legislation (the NSPA’s best friend) into law. Go, Jeb, go!
5/22/2015
Look, modern art sucks and deserves to be shot so where’s the crime?
Louis Cancelliere from our Prescott NSPA chapter was arrested this past weekend for shooting a painting. The Prescott Police hauled him off to Yavapai County Jail and smacked him with charges of discharging a firearm within city limits, reckless endangerment and trespassing. It all started when Patriot Cancelliere’s roommate brought a painting to their backyard and began punching it. This got on Patriot Cancelliere’s nerves so he asked his roommate if he wanted the painting “dead.”
One thing led to another and soon enough Patriot Cancelliere was pulling the trigger on his .45-caliber handgun and shooting the painting. Now if only Patriot Cancelliere had shot a painting of Jesus Christ, the National Endowment of the Arts would have given him a $200,000 grant and labeled his efforts as performance art. Hell, that Muslim Obama would have handed him the check personally. In our opinion Patriot Cancelliere only made the painting a better work of art. After all, what painting wouldn’t look a little better with a couple of bullet holes in it?
Prescott man arrested after shooting painting
http://www.kpho.com/story/29137235/prescott-man-arrested-after-shooting-painting#ixzz3avsVTK3s
5/21/2015
Look, he was simply teaching (admittedly in an unconventional manner) his 5-year-old stepdaughter that there is no time for screwing around while taking a bath. What’s the big deal?
Michael Vickers from our London, Kentucky NSPA chapter was arrested by the Laurel County Sheriff’s department Monday night for allegedly pointing his 9 mm handgun at his 5-year-old stepdaughter for splashing water on the bathroom floor while she was taking a bath. The Laurel County Sheriff’s department apparently doesn’t have anything better to do than tear apart heterosexual couples and their children (real families, in other words) so they charged Patriot Vickers with wanton endangerment, endangering the welfare of a minor and menacing.
Patriot Vickers explained to the Deputy on the case and the do gooder social worker dispatched to the house to harass him that he didn’t think pointing a gun at the child was a big deal. We couldn’t agree more. He was perfectly right to punish her for wasting water in such a selfish manner when it could have been used for so many better purposes in these days of droughts. For example that water could have been used to baptize doomed souls into the one true faith of Jesus Christ and save them from a lifetime of poor decision making. Dictator Obama won’t listen to this reasoning, though, because Muslims don’t believe in the concept of baptism so the legal system deck is stacked against Patriot Vickers, all the more reason for the NSPA to continue our work.
London man charged after pointing gun at 5-year old girl for splashing water
http://www.kentucky.com/2015/05/20/3860567_london-man-arrested-in-connection.html?rh=1
5/20/2015
There’s a perfectly good reason why he shot and killed two defenseless roosters.
John Warner from our Lee County NSPA chapter was arrested last night for shooting and killing two roosters according to Lee County Sheriff Jim Sholl. He was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct, animal neglect and prohibited hunting or shooting. The rooster shooting occurred after Patriot Warner got into argument with his neighbor, and right on cue the gun hating PETA crew has been questioning why a grown man would feel the need to shoot and kill two defenseless roosters.
Well, it’s pretty obvious that roosters are used in cockfighting, and cockfighting is the number one pastime of the illegal Mexican immigrants who Dictator Obama is trying to sneak into our country to deliver anchor babies to take us over eventually. We’re guessing these roosters were probably anchor roosters that Patriot Warner’s neighbors were going to use in cockfights to entertain a horde of unwashed, illegal Mexican immigrants who are preparing to destroy America from within once they get the command from Dictator Obama. Patriot Warner was doing nothing more than standing America’s ground against this Mexican threat when he shot and killed the two roosters. Viva the real America!
Fight between neighbors ends with two roosters shot and killed
5/19/2015
First I had to sit through Mad Max: Fury Road The Vagina Monologues this past weekend, now I have to read that the Boy Scouts of America have banned squirt gun fights. Proud Patriots, I’m afraid I have to announce that today is the day America died!
Well, I actually do want to tell you, “I told you so.” See, I had been telling anybody who would listen for years about the dire consequences that would occur if we let homosexuals into the Boy Scouts of America. Just like what happened when nobody listened to Cassandra’s warnings to the people of Troy not to let the giant wooden horse within the city walls, look at what has happened to the Boy Scouts now that there are homosexuals in their ranks. Now we’ve got the organization banning water guns and restricting water balloons to the size of ping pong balls. Are you the least bit surprised these changes occurred shortly after the National Boys Scouts of America began welcoming homosexuals into their fold? No, I didn’t think so.
“Our mission is to prepare young people for life and part of that duty is to ensure our youth become civically-minded adults,” said Michigan Crossroads Marketing and Communications director Kerrie Mitchell. “Pointing a simulated firearm at another individual is not aligned with our Scout Oath nor Scout Law.” So as you can see, Dictator Obama is trying to use Scout Law as a cover to sneak in Sharia Law to confiscate our guns and destroy our country. However, as long as there is just one member of the National Small Penis Association, we will be fighting him all the way.
Boy Scouts Ban Water Gun Fights, Limit Water Balloons, Say They’re Not ‘Kind’
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/05/19/boy-scouts-ban-water-guns-because-theyre-not-kind/
5/18/2015
A. John Gannon
B. Barry Lindsey
We here at the NSPA are regularly proud of the attention our members bring to our organization by appearing every day in news publications all across America. Who needs a publicist or a public relations firm when you have proud NSPA Patriots generating free publicity through their gun loving exploits? So today for a change of pace we would like you to participate in our survey for coolest NSPA mug shot of the day.
First up is John Gannon from our Danbury NSPA chapter who was arrested and charged on one count of unlawful possession of a firearm after he allegedly brandished his gun at another driver in what the police love to call a “road rage” incident. Look, Patriot Gannon was probably just trying to proudly show his gun to the passing motorist, kind of like how baseball fans put the caps of their favorite teams facing out from the back windows of their cars.
Second up is Barry Lindsey from our Carmi NSPA chapter. He was arrested recently after allegedly shooting his 46 year-old son in the chest and was charged with two counts of attempted first-degree murder, aggravated battery with a firearm, aggravated domestic battery, aggravated discharge of a firearm and possession of a firearm without a valid firearm owner’s identification. In other words the liberal nanny state thinks it can tell parents how to raise and discipline their children properly. My daddy shot me plenty of times, and I turned out just fine.
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http://www.nj.com/sussex-county/index.ssf/2015/05/cops_driver_pulled_gun_in_road_rage_incident.html
http://www.courierpress.com/news/local-news/crime/police-carmi-man-shot-by-father_68897447
5/17/2015
Sure, the pitbull puppy was only 8-months old, but it could have grown up to be a vicious killer so he was right to shoot it. Better safe than sorry….except for gun show background checks because that’s just time wasting bureaucracy.
Richard Jones from our Kanawha County NSPA chapter was sentenced Friday to one to three years for attempting to maliciously kill an animal and one to five years for failing to appear for court hearings. All this nonsense started when Patriot Jones graciously offered to help care for a female friend’s 8-month-old pitbull puppy.
Well, one night back in November Patriot Jones was a little unhappy when his female friend went out with another man while he was stuck looking after her puppy. So Patriot Jones showed her how much she meant to him by calling her to tell her he would hurt her puppy every 10 minutes she didn’t return home and would then kill the puppy if she still did not return home before the end of the night. Since she didn’t heed his warning, he had no choice but the shoot the puppy multiple times and dispose its body into a ditch.
The thing is, so often nowadays you hear women whining that men don’t call or text them often enough and regularly leave them feeling unwanted. Here, you have a proud, small penised White man who is obviously way into this woman, but she ignored him. If she had returned home immediately after he had first warned her, the damn puppy would still be alive. So ultimately she is really the one responsible for the shooting death of her defenseless puppy, but she is not facing any charges. This is just like our friends in the Men’s Rights Movement have been warning us, the court system treats women better than it does White men…just the way Dictator Obama wants it to be.
Man sentenced for involvement in puppy’s death
http://www.charlestondailymail.com/article/20150516/DM02/150519420
5/16/2015
Since it happened in Colorado maybe he was tricked into smoking some of that marijuana the liberal hippies made legal over there, and while he was tripping on some potent weed he thought his wife had transformed into Bowser in Mario World so he had no choice but to shoot her.
Joshua Cabrera, pictured above, from our Colorado Springs NSPA chapter allegedly shot and murdered his wife and then killed himself with the same gun earlier this week. The liberal gun haters have already tried to seize the narrative on this case to fit their gun hating agenda. See, they say this case is yet again another example of the horrifying destruction that can be caused by a gun handled by an insecure, emotionally unstable man who can only resolve his grievances with the world by using a gun.
We here at the NSPA have interpreted the situation differently. As we stated above the picture for this entry, we think this is really a case about the destruction that can be caused by legalized marijuana. While we haven’t seen anything to suggest Patriot Cabrera had any drugs in his system, we must again remind you that this case occurred in Colorado so we think it is likely he was Rocky Mountain High at the time he killed her. So if he had been smoking some strong shit, we figure it’s likely he thought she was Bowser, Mario’s chief nemesis from Mario World, so he had to stand his ground and had no choice but to shoot and kill her. Then the marijuana must have had him so messed in the head that he committed suicide. It was that damn legal marijuana that likely caused this tragedy, but the liberal lamestream media won’t report it that way. That is why you fellow Patriots must check this website every day to get the straight dope, I mean, the straight truth about what is happening in this nightmare Obama World.
Husband shot wife and set fire to their Colorado Springs home before turning gun on himself in apparent murder-suicide
5/15/2015
So when did Mad Max turn into such a pussy?
We here at the NSPA are guessing that happened when Mel Gibson stopped playing the part.
We here at the NSPA Akron based headquarters had been looking forward to Mad Max: Fury Road for the past two years, and we were devastated with disappointment by the dreck on screen. We might as well have been watching a Lilith Fair Concert documentary on the screen with all of the female characters in the film and all of the conflict and death caused by angry, marauding White men. The subtext of this film is that all men are bad while all women are saints.
Well, let’s see what could have caused such a change in Mad Max. Oh, that’s right, the producers got rid of Mel Gibson, a proud, small-penised, White man who knows that female police officers should only be referred to as ‘Sugar Tits’ and who knows to be very suspicious of Jews, since it was their people who killed Jesus Christ.
We have seen that our brothers in arms from the Men’s Rights Movement have also been raising protests against this feminist propaganda so we are proud to join them to denounce the shameful stereotyping exemplified in Fury Road. It is so sad that White men have so few options in Hollywood nowadays and must take roles in films like this because there is no other work out there for White men.
Mad Max: Fury Road enrages Men’s Rights Activists who claim they are being duped by action sequences into watching ‘feminist propaganda’
5/14/2015
He was simply proudly showing his 15-year-old cousin his new shotgun. How was he supposed to know it was loaded?
Thomas Catalde Jr. from our Warren NSPA chapter was charged today with reckless homicide for shooting and killing his 15-year-old cousin this past Saturday. See, Patriot Catalde was having a few beers Saturday and talking to his young cousin about the joys of hunting. Then, to emphasize just how fun hunting can be, Patriot Catalde brought out his brand new shotgun to show it off to his cousin. Well, life is full of surprises, and Patriot Catalde certainly encountered a surprise when he discovered there was a shell in the shotgun. Let’s just say he found this out when he pointed the shotgun at his cousin’s face and pulled the trigger. Oops.
Hey, we all make mistakes so we here at the NSPA don’t see the need to compound this accident by sending a Good Guy with a Gun to jail. #letitgo
Ohio man charged with reckless homicide in fatal shotgun shooting of 15-year-old cousin
5/13/2015
“The Judge” has delivered the verdict!
Mark Carpenter from our Las Vegas NSPA chapter was arrested Monday in connection with the murder of the husband and wife couple who had been his landlords until they were both shot to death in their home this past Thursday. The couple’s daughter who found their bodies immediately pegged Patriot Carpenter as a suspect simply because he was a gun collector who kept a lot of guns in the small house he rented from them.
Well, the Las Vegas police tracked down Patriot Carpenter after he had been away his home and had not shown up to his job as a casino black jack dealer since the day of the murders. He admitted to them that he shot and killed the couple after he had an argument with them. Here’s what has us totally stoked about this story, though. Patriot Carpenter told the police the nickname of the gun he used in the murder. Get this. He named it ‘The Judge.’ How cool is that? You can just picture him talking real softly and with a gravelly voice (just like Clint) as he points his gun at some bad guys (most likely black) and says, “Tell it to the judge, punks.” Then he pulls the trigger, BAM, BAM, BAM, and then they’re all dead.
I was so inspired by this story that I’ve nicknamed my favorite gun, the Desert Eagle 50AE, ‘The Long, Hard Shaft of Justice.’ Patriot Carpenter is just so cool in every way. He even looks like a combination of Bono and Howie Mandel. Keep rocking, Patriot Carpenter!
PD: Las Vegas casino dealer admits to killing landlords
5/12/2015
Look, we had no idea he was Jewish when we admitted him to the NSPA. However, we will overlook it this one time since he is a fellow gun lover, even if Jesus doesn’t hear his prayers. Also, we never knew Jews couldn’t drink Clamato juice, a little known fact that allowed him with total justification (in our opinion) to shoot his bartender.
Oy vey (I think that’s what those people say), Monte Hanson from our Hamilton NSPA chapter was in court yesterday to face a felony count of attempted deliberate homicide and a misdemeanor count of animal cruelty. See, it all started Friday night when Patriot Hanson got into an argument with his bartender over what exactly goes into a “red beer”, which the bartender had just served him. Patriot Hanson rightly said that only tomato juice should be used, but the goyish bartender insisted that Clamato juice could be used. Patriot Hanson got a little hot under the collar while trying to point out that Jews can’t drink Clamato juice and left the bar after he realized the gentile behind the bar didn’t get it.
Well, as Friday night turned into early Saturday morning, Patriot Hanson had a little more time to think about this slight to his religion. So Patriot Hanson decided to resolve the disagreement in the only reasonable manner possible by getting his gun and tracking down the bartender after his shift ended. Patriot Hanson found the bartender taking his dog for a walk at 2:30 AM and resumed the argument. The bartender and his dog then must have done something to provoke Patriot Hanson, who must have had no choice but to shoot both of them. The gun shots injured the bartender and killed his dog. Like 2 on 1 would have been a fair fight. Hello, that’s why we have guns. They help even out the odds.
Now, I know this goes against everything we believe in, but let us pray to Jesus Christ on behalf of this Jewish man so he can get justice. By the way, we would like to point out to all of the gun haters that Patriot Hanson’s people didn’t kill Christ with a gun. No, they used nails and wood to kill him. I rest my case!
Prosecutor: Argument over ‘red beer’ preceded Hamilton shooting
5/11/2015
Look, it was totally an accident, just like he said.
Jimmy Thrasher from our Kalamazoo NSPA chapter and possessor of the coolest name of all our members has been stuck in the Kalamazoo County jail since last week because his ex-wife happened to stand in the way of his shotgun just before it accidentally discharged a bullet that killed her. It all started when Patriot Thrasher was simply enjoying a few alcoholic beverages when along came his nagging ex-wife to provide her daily mixed drink of grief and hate. Well, Patriot Thrasher claimed that his hellcat ex-wife then assaulted him and grabbed for his shotgun. This led to a tussle between the two of them which then led to the accidental circumstances created by Patriot Thrasher’s wife which ultimately ended her life.
Look, Patriot Thrasher has repeatedly explained he had never intended to shoot her, let alone kill her, so why is he being portrayed as a cold blooded killer? On top of that the crooked courts in Kalamazoo have hit him with a bogus felony murder charge and a felony firearm charge. Patriot Thrasher must now wait until May 26 for a preliminary hearing before he will know his fate. #smallpenisedwhiteguyslivesmatter
Murder suspect claimed shotgun death of ex-wife was an accident, detective says
http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/index.ssf/2015/05/detective_murder_suspect_claim.html
5/10/2015
Don’t even think of stepping on his front lawn, punk!
Alfred Stauble from our Mason NSPA chapter was arrested Saturday night for nothing more than exercising his 2nd Amendment rights, as it always happens in Dictator Obama’s America. Earlier in the day on Saturday, Patriot Stauble had some smart aleck whippersnapper get into an argument with him. So Patriot Stauble used all of the wisdom that comes with living to an advanced age and pulled out his gun and threatened to kill the snot nosed sissy.
Well, one thing led to another and Patriot Stauble ended up barricaded in his house in an armed stand off with the Brookline police department. Then we heard the police tricked him into coming out of his house after a lengthy negotiation by telling him they would take him for a tour of the Fox News studios. After they tricked him by playing on his fantasy of meeting his hero Bill O’Reilly, they hit him with a charge of threatening with use of a deadly weapon.
It must really burn Patriot Stauble up to live long enough to see how much America has changed for the worse. He can remember a time when somebody like Dictator Obama would have known his place, and now he sees gun loving, small penised White men being harassed by the police. This is just another example of why we must get Jeb Bush elected President so we can take our country back and put things back like our creator intended.
Mason man allegedly threatens man with a gun, refuses to leave home
http://www.wcvb.com/news/mason-man-allegedly-threatens-man-with-a-gun-refuses-to-leave-home/32918910
5/9/2015
Yes, he shot and killed his dog. No, he is not a criminal. Yes, he is a proud, small-penised, White man who knows how to stand his ground.
Keith Hamilton from our Guyton NSPA chapter was arrested and placed in jail this week on charges of aggravated cruelty to animals, obstructing or hindering law enforcement officers, discharging a firearm while under the influence of alcohol, discharging a firearm near a public highway or street and improper disposal of a dead animal.
Here’s the real deal on what happened. Like any good NSPA member, Patriot Hamilton was enjoying an evening of drinking and taking target practice with his gun in his back yard. What could be more American? He is such an expert marksman that he shot a bag of trash, a glass jar, a child’s booster seat and a container of washing detergent.
Well, at some point during the target practice, Patriot Hamilton’s damn dog probably started approaching him and bared its teeth. As Patriot Hamilton explained to the Sheriff’s department, he felt his life was in danger. So, since Georgia thankfully has stand your ground legislation on the books, Patriot Hamilton was well within his rights to shoot his dog to death to save his own life. Now, there are haters out there who claim Patriot Hamilton had simply been drunk while playing with his gun and ended up irresponsibly shooting and killing his pet dog. The haters also point to the fact that Patriot Hamilton wrapped his dead pet dog in a plastic trash bag and dumped the bag in a trash can. Whatever.
The fact is simple. If your state has stand your ground legislation, it will be almost impossible for some gun hating police officer or sheriff’s department flunky to hold you accountable any time you have to shoot and kill somebody (or in this case, a dog) who makes you feel uncomfortable.
Besides, I’m glad Patriot Hamilton killed his dog because that means there will be one less freeloading dog who always desperately looks for a handout and who will be the first in line for the free Obamacare veterinarian care that my uncle Gary warned me is coming. As I first mentioned in yesterday’s post. Obama’s next step with Obamacare will be to use your tax dollars to provide free health care for every damn dog and cat in America.
Guyton man jailed in drunken shooting death of dog
http://savannahnow.com/effingham-now/2015-05-05/guyton-man-jailed-drunken-shooting-death-dog
5/8/2015
Okay, so he shot the his roommate’s dog in the face and buried her alive in a clumsy attempt to cover up the incident, but we would like to point out that the dog had “made a mess” in the house so it’s not like this was some unjustified shooting. Other than being forced to watch a women’s college basketball game, what is worse than stepping into a moist pile of dog poop in the middle of the night while you’re walking to the bathroom?
Anthony Hultine from our Yuma NSPA chapter was in Yuma Justice Court this past Wednesday to face charges of one count of disorderly conduct, one count of cruelty to animals and one count of criminal damage. He had to put up with all of this nonsense because Patriot Hultine had shot his roommate’s dog in the face and then buried her, not aware that the dog was still alive, because he was tired of the dog always “making a mess” around the house. We would like to point out that the real culprit here is Patriot Hultine’s roommate because he never properly potty trained the mutt.
The dog was able to claw her way out of the grave Patriot Hultine placed her in and crawled to safety until she was rescued by a passerby so it’s not like Patriot Hultine is a murderer or anything.
Sure enough, the publicity hogs at the Humane Society of Yuma are making a spectacle of this for their own selfish agenda. The Society’s executive director showed up to court to speak on the dog’s behalf. Now we have no issue with an attorney being appointed to speak on behalf of a fetus like they do in Wisconsin because Jesus would support this, but having a spokesman for a dog makes a mockery of our court system.
By the way, my uncle told me that the next stage of Obamacare will be to provide free veterinarian care to every pet in America. Yes, your tax dollars will be used to pamper freeloading dogs and cats. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Felony charges filed in dog shooting case
5/7/2015
Patriot Price’s only choice was to shoot his gun because…
…there was a wild beast on the loose.
John Price from our Westover NSPA chapter was unfairly hauled into court Monday to face a charge of animal cruelty for shooting and killing his own pet miniature horse. It all started last Saturday when Patriot Price’s miniature horse got loose and went into his neighbor’s backyard to eat strawberries in the garden. The neighbor then gently shooed the horse back into its Patriot Price’s yard. As soon as the horse stepped back into its owner’s yard, Patriot Price stopped the miniature horse cold with his gun and then left its corpse untouched in his backyard for a full day.
If a lion had escaped from a nearby zoo and went on a rampage, would anybody question a Good Guy with a Gun who shot and killed it. No, obviously, so what’s the big deal here? Furthermore, what about that lady who had a pet monkey that ripped her friend’s face from her skull a few years ago? Everybody accused her of being irresponsible for not protecting her friend. So Patriot Price was being a responsible protector of his neighborhood, and the only thanks he got was a bunch of PETA freaks calling for his head. Mission accomplished, Dictator Obama.
Police: Pet miniature horse shot by owner on camera
http://www.delmarvanow.com/story/news/local/maryland/2015/05/06/man-shoots-horse/70900670/
5/6/2015
Yes, he used his shotgun to kill his neighbor’s puppy, but he was simply standing his ground.
Kevin McClenithan from our Bunnell, FL NSPA chapter was minding his own business this past Friday when his neighbor’s 10-month-old puppy named Bullet ran over to the home where Patriot McClenithan was staying with a friend. The home owner corralled the puppy within the confines of the locked chain link fence surrounding his back yard. Though the caged puppy had no way to reach him, Patriot McClenithan had every reason to feel threatened because we are sure it was yapping at him furiously like some sort of a demon dog. Remember that part in the Bible when Jesus restored a demon possessed man by casting the demon into a herd of pigs. Who can’t say that maybe a demon couldn’t be cast out of a possessed man and cast into a 10-month old puppy? It could happen.
Since Patriot McClenithan lives in Florida, he had the law on his side (thank you, Jeb Bush) to stand his ground. So brave Patriot McClinithan saved his own life by getting his shotgun and shooting the puppy. When the neighbor’s young son arrived looking for his puppy, Patriot McClinithan said, “Yeah, I shot your dog.” Then just like a stoic John Wayne, he walked back into the house.
We’d like to say that’s how the story ended, but God damn Dictator Obama’s thugs in the Flagler County Sheriff’s Department showed up and slapped him with charges of cruelty to animals, a first-degree misdemeanor, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, a second-degree felony. However, we are sure everything will work out alright for Patriot McClenithan once he gets his day in court and is able to use the Stand Your Ground defense. The NSPA will see this case through until justice is served!
Florida man used shotgun to kill neighbor’s puppy, deputies say
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/man-shoots-kills-neighbors-puppy-flagler-deputies-say/32806948
5/5/2015
“My initial reaction was, ‘Oh my goodness. Could that possibly be a gun?‘” said witness Jenine King. “Then my next thought was, ‘Gosh, who’s in the church with a gun?’”
Sorry, Ms. King, bless her heart, but the question should be, “Gosh, who isn’t in the church with a gun?” In case Satan shows up to try to tempt me into looking at the taut, firm physique of a muscular young man who is singing in the church choir, I want to be armed and ready to shoot Satan right through his craven, deceitful heart.
Cory Golightly from our McCracken County NSPA chapter and employed as a deputy with the McCracken County Sheriff’s Department was ridiculed by the liberal lamestream media for simply accidentally shooting his mother during a wedding ceremony this past weekend. See, Patriot Golightly was off duty so he brought one of his personal guns to the ceremony and concealed it in a jacket pocket. He needed that gun in case ISIS showed up to kill Christians or if that Godless Dictator Obama sent his gun hating, Atheistic henchmen into the church to put all of the faithful in one of the FEMA concentration camps that Glenn Beck is always talking about.
Well, the ceremony started running long ( it was at the Bardwell Baptist Church after all) so Patriot Goligthly started getting fidgety, which caused the gun to fall out of the jacket pocket. Let’s be clear on this point – Patriot Golightly never pulled the trigger. No, the gun fired completely on its own when it hit the ground. The bullets that left the gun ended up entering Patriot Golightly’s mother, but it’s not like she died or anything. The Spirit of the Lord saw to it that she was perfectly fine, and right now she is resting in stable condition in the hospital. No harm, no foul, as we like to say.
We and our brothers at the NRA always like to remind everybody that there is no better deterrent to evil deeds than a Good Guy with a Gun, and there is no better Good Guy than Jesus Christ. We are sure he would have been packing heat to slay Satan if guns had existed in his day so we see guns in churches as just a natural extension of Jesus’ call to battle the forces of evil. Amen.
Kentucky deputy accidentally shoots his own mom after bringing gun to wedding
5/4/2015
Hey, soccer is for annoying, Europe loving pussies, anyways!
Samuel Foy from our Gainesville NSPA chapter was arrested early Sunday morning for simply trying to get a good night’s sleep. See, he was staying at the Palm Coast Red Roof Inn while down the hall there were a bunch of unruly, cowardly teenagers who aren’t manly enough to play football so the little sissies joined their high school’s soccer team and came to Palm Coast to play in the Florida Youth Soccer Association’s State Cup.
Well, these twinkle toe twerps were raising a ruckus all night long so Patriot Foy simply went into the hallway to get their attention by brandishing his holstered pistol and screaming, “Shut the fuck up.” That did the trick and quieted things down, but some busy body hotel employee had to call the Alachua County Sheriff’s department to further disturb Patriot Foy’s sleep. Sure enough, a few deputies who must not have had anything better to do showed up to wake him up and confiscate his gun. Then they arrested him on three third-degree felony counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and one second-degree felony count of displaying a weapon in the act of committing a felony. Worse yet, none of those rude juvenile delinquents got a disturbing the peace charge.
This is all just another reminder that, with the exception of women’s college basketball, there is not a more worthless sport than soccer.
Not What Visiting Soccer Players Want to See: Man Threatens Teens With a Gun at Motel
http://flaglerlive.com/78191/soccer-players-threatened-gun/
5/3/2015
When will the shameful persecution of gun loving, small-penised, White men end in America? When?
Barry Richey from our Sarpy County NSPA chapter was the victim of a hate crime recently when his stepson attacked him after Patriot Richey allegedly happened to discipline his wife’s two Yorkshire Terriers with a pellet gun. One of the dogs died and the other faces life threatening injuries. See, Patriot Richey warned his wife about those damn Yorkies always urinating and pooping on the carpets around the house, but heaven forbid if she would ever do anything about it. She treated those God awful mutts better than she treated Patriot Richey. Some women prefer to seek solace and comfort in the company of a mangy canine rather than a real man. Go figure. It’s the influence of those Feminazis good old Rush always talks about, if you ask us.
Well, we’re guessing Patriot Richey had previously tried teaching the yapping dogs by smacking their snouts with a rolled up newspaper with no success so he decided to try one of his pellet guns to see if that would have any effect. It’s not like he shot them with a semi-automatic weapon or anything. As it turns out the gun was a little more effective than he thought it would be, but at least the dogs aren’t soiling the carpets anymore.
So his stepson finds out about what happened and viciously attacks him. If that wasn’t horrible enough, then the Sarpy County Court hit him with two felony charges of intentional torture of an animal. The only torture we see in this case is the willful torture of the U.S. Constitution. Are you happy now, Obama?
Sarpy County Man Accused of Killing Wife’s Dog
http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Sarpy-County-Man-Facing-Animal-Abuse-Charges-301571011.html
5/2/2015
The Monday morning quarterbacking Bibb County Coroner Leon Jones asked, “Why in the world would you be cleaning a gun with a child in the house?” Well, genius, maybe because it’s never too early to instill the importance of good gun maintenance and safety in a child.
Ronnie Howard from our Macon NSPA chapter was arraigned on Friday on a second degree murder charge stemming from his accidental fatal shooting of his girlfriend’s 17-month old son. See, it all started Thursday afternoon when Patriot Howard was responsibly cleaning his 9 mm handgun in the trailer he shared with his girlfriend and her infant son. Though Patriot Howard wasn’t the child’s father, he was acting like a real father who cares about his son’s moral and manly development by showing him that guns are nothing to be scared of when handled properly and that it is important to maintain proper maintenance of your gun to ensure that it functions safely.
Well, it wasn’t Patriot Howard’s fault that the gun jammed while he was cleaning it and that the gun fired after he stripped the magazine and put it back, which caused a bullet to enter the infant’s face.
As Patriot Howard told the Magistrate in court when he found out he was facing a murder charge, “Really? Oh, God. But it was an accident.” Leave it to the gun hating Bibb County Court to ignore this rational plea and to plow ahead with this unjust case. Dictator Obama must be happy, though, because once again there is one less Good Guy with a Gun available to keep us safe from criminals.
Man charged in killing of Macon toddler should not have had gun
http://www.macon.com/2015/05/01/3723548_macon-man-charged-in-toddlers.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy\
5/1/2015
It was a miscarriage of justice. How can he be convicted of murder when he testified that he never intended on shooting her and swore on a Christian Bible that he never pulled the trigger?
In a chilling reminder of the structural flaws of our rigged judicial system that distributes unequal justice to gun loving, small- penised White men, Bobby Smith from our Dayton, TX NSPA chapter was convicted of murder today in a case that was clearly an accidental shooting caused by the “victim” who, as Patriot Smith surely truly testified, grabbed for the gun in Patriot Smith’s waistband.
See, it all started this past July 4th when Patriot Smith, his brother and girlfriend were celebrating our Christian nation’s independence with alcohol and fireworks when they started reflecting on the beat down two strangers gave Patriot Smith a year earlier. As they got to think about it, they were pretty sure a woman Patriot Smith knew had put them up to it.
Well, Patriot Smith then went to the bar where the woman worked to see her and to “send a message” to his attackers through her. When she tried to sneak away from the bar when she saw Patriot Smith looking for her, he chased her into the parking lot.
Now Patriot Smith did have a gun, but he completely forgot he had it on him because it was in his waistband at the small of his back. As he explained to the police, “I forgot about it. I’ve carried it there since I was a kid.” That sounds perfectly reasonable and understandable to us.
Then the woman started a scuffle with him and grabbed for the gun, a Highpoint semi-automatic 9mm (a real beauty). One thing led to another and the gun somehow accidentally fired two bullets into the woman. Even though Patriot Smith swore he didn’t pull the trigger, the prosecutor, judge and jury shamefully colluded to convict poor Patriot Smith to jail with a life sentence.
Have no fear, though, because one day small penised White men will have a fair justice system because the NSPA is on the case!
Dayton Man Found Guilty of Murder
4/30/2015
This is just another case of hysterical, liberal media overreaction. After all, how serious could her gun shot to the head have been since she was able to driver herself to the hospital? Puh-lease!
Ronald Anthony Brown from our St. Tammany Parish NSPA chapter is sitting in the Parish Jail facing one count of attempted murder tonight. Patriot Brown is accused of waiting inside his ex-girlfriend’s home and ambushing her with a gun shot to the head when she returned home.
However, we smell some sort of a fishy set up here by the gun hating, local authorities and a vengeful ex-girlfriend who is determined to ruin the life of the man she surely hoped to spend the rest of her life with because the alleged “victim” was able to drive herself to the hospital after getting shot in the head. Yeaaaah, that sounds like the actions of a victim of a real serious attempted murder to us. Once again the lamestream media is manufacturing their version of the “facts” to push their selfish agenda of getting another gun loving, small penised White man removed from the streets so he won’t be free to fight back against the government thugs when they come to take our guns.
Woman Drives Self to Hospital After Ex-Boyfriend Shoots Her in the Head
4/29/2015
Thumbs up! I’m A-ok, and I should be out of the hospital by tomorrow. Thank you for your concern and well wishes.
Excuse me for breaking format, but I just want to send out a big NSPA thank you to all my fellow Patriots who have been praying to Jesus Christ for my speedy recovery from a 1 in 100,000,000 accident that happened to me in the men’s room at the Bridgewater Falls, OH Chick-Fil-A yesterday. Some of you may not be aware, but I just happen to be the man mentioned in the widely reported story of a self-inflicted accidental gun shot wound yesterday in the Chick-Fil-A bathroom yesterday.
Again, I am fine, but I just want to set the record straight. It all started yesterday morning when I drove from the NSPA headquarters in Akron to Cincinnati to attend the WKRP in Cincinnati Fan Fest at the Millennium Hotel. (I was dressed up as Dr. Johnny Fever.)
Well, I was so excited about the trip that I forgot to eat anything before I left. Then when I was just a few miles out of Cincinnati I saw a sign for Chick-Fil-A just off the highway so I figured I’d stop to get something to eat because I knew once I got to the Fan Fest I wouldn’t have time to eat because there would be so much to do. I also wanted to show that I proudly stand with Chick-Fil-A against that gay marriage nonsense.
Before I could get anything to eat, though, I had to go into the bathroom to take a bowel movement. Now I typically don’t like to take bowel movements in public bathrooms, but I knew I didn’t have a choice in this case. To make matters worse, men kept coming into the bathroom to use the urinals. The thing is, I can’t allow myself to make any noises whenever anybody else is in the bathroom, even though they are strangers and can’t see me. It’s just a hang up I have. So I had to spend 20 minutes sitting silently and completely still in the stall, waiting for all of these men to leave. I felt like Anne Frank must have felt when she and her family would sit real still in hiding while waiting for the Nazis to finish their inspections and leave the house.
I finally had some alone time so I was able to finish my business. However, I had been in the stall so long that my legs and feet fell asleep. So when I stood up to pull up my pants, my legs buckled and my concealed Glock pistol fell out of my pocket and shot me in the leg. Thankfully there was no damage to the Glock, and I should be back on the streets tomorrow with my concealed Glock to help keep people safe from any bad guys who might try to use their guns in an irresponsible manner. Again, thank you for all of your prayers to Jesus Christ on my behalf.
Ohio man accidentally shot himself in Chick-fil-A while pulling up his pants: cops
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ohio-man-shot-chick-fil-a-pulling-pants-article-1.2202960
4/28/2015
Just another reminder of why we need to thank Jeb and get him in the White House in 2016.
William Woodward from our Tittusville NSPA chapter was in court yesterday fighting for his freedom as he faces two murder charges and an attempted murder charge for allegedly shooting and killing two of his neighbors and shooting and injuring another neighbor. We are confident, though, that Patriot Woodward will be set free because the case is being heard in Florida after all, and his defense team is using the glorious “Stand Your Ground” ploy. The prosecutor is trying to make a flimsy case that Patriot Woodward shot three unarmed men and had to leave his house, walk across a public street and cross over into somebody else’s property to shoot his three victims as proof that Patriot Woodward was never in any danger. (Yeah, right.)
The prosecutor also laughably questions why Patriot Woodward never called the police if he felt he was in danger. Well, if you have “Stand Your Ground” legal in your state, who needs to waste time waiting for the police? Also, the prosecutor made much of the fact that Patriot Woodward is the only witness to the threatening comments he claimed his neighbors made which prompted him to shoot them. Hey, I guess when you’re desperate and have no case, you’ll throw everything against the wall and see what sticks. Oh, and the lame prosecutor is also trying to make much of the fact that Patriot Woodward referred to the three victims as his prey when the police arrived on the scene. Like that gives any indication of his state of mind.
Just look at that proud, knowing smirk in his mug shot. Patriot Woodward epitomizes our highest ideal of the proud, gun loving, small-penised White man who knows he will always come out on top if he has a gun in his hand.
Since we know he will walk free because of the “Stand Your Ground” defense, we want to thank Jeb Bush once again for being the first Governor to sign “Stand Your Ground” legislation into law. If it had not been for Jeb’s visionary work on our behalf, Patriot Woodward might actually be facing jail time. We don’t want to brag (okay, maybe we want to brag just a little), but we were the first to jump on the Jeb 2016 bandwagon two years ago when we started this website because we felt his work on this one issue alone entitled him to be President of these currently beleaguered United States of America. Jeb is just the man who will help us take our country back. It is time for America to Stand Its Ground!
Man claims neighbors’ shooting deaths were case of ‘Stand your Ground’
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/man-claims-neighbors-shooting-death-was-case-stand/nk4QN/
4/27/2015
Why is Patriot Allen facing charges? He is proof that the system in South Carolina works, as long as the crybaby police and sheriff departments stay out of the way.
Joseph Allen from our Union County NSPA chapter was inexplicably arrested today and charged with presenting and pointing a firearm at a person and unlawful carrying of a handgun. It all started early this afternoon when Patriot Allen was minding his own business and driving his utility cart at 15 miles an hour down Highway 9 when some impatient hot head sped past him and a jerk yelled out the window from the passenger’s seat for him to take his cart off the road. Well, Patriot Allen wasn’t going to let this rude roadster get away with this roughshod rhetoric so he gave chase and tracked him down to the nearby convenience station where the heartless heckler had stopped to get a drink with his wife.
When Patriot Allen spotted him in the parking lot, he naturally did the sensible thing and allegedly pulled his handgun and pointed it at this immature jerk, who it turned out was disabled and required to use a wheelchair after having a stroke. Well, it turns out this other guy was packing heat so he pulled out his handgun and pointed it at Patriot Allen. It was just like a standoff from the good ole’ days of the Old West when men were real men and settled all of their differences with guns.
Sure enough, the other guy’s wife panicked, (just like you would expect a woman to do in a situation like this) and she jumped back in the car behind the wheel and sped away before Patriot Allen could settle the dispute for once and for all.
Well, the Sheriff’s department showed up and stopped Patriot Allen before he could continue the chase and slapped him with the ridiculous charges. If you look a little deeper, though, you’ll understand the real “crime” Patriot Allen was really guilty of was threatening the Sheriff department’s job security. See, just recently the Republican controlled South Carolina House of Representative bravely passed a bill that would allow anybody in South Carolina to carry a concealed weapon without a permit. Ultimately, if you have a state full of Good Guys with guns walking the streets, we eventually won’t need any tax dollars gorging police and sheriff departments with their pensions and benefits that we hard working citizens have to pay for.
Just watch the interview with the obviously liberal Union County Sheriff in the linked article and listen to his snide remarks about the bold legislation passed by the State House and his sarcastic comments about everybody strapping on guns and settling things just like they were in the Old West. What you are really watching is a scared, self interested scoundrel who foresees his own inevitable obsolescence. That’s why he had his men arrest Patriot Allen who had simply been in the process of resolving the situation just like a real rugged individualistic American man should be able to do without the interference of government agents. They had to shut Patriot Allen down before the truth got out.
Report: Road rage incident involving utility cart ends with guns drawn
4/26/2015
“Music has charms to soothe a savage beast.” William Congreve
“Baloney! Music is useless when facing off against a savage beast. A gun is the only thing to soothe a savage beast. ‘Nuff said!” Lee Greenwood Hannity
Chet Wallace from our Hammond NSPA chapter had to appear in court earlier this past week to face a trumped up charge of felony mistreatment of animals. Truth be told, Patriot Wallace did nothing more than defend his own life by allegedly shooting and seriously injuring his neighbor’s unleashed, ferocious Pekingese-poodle mix which invaded Patriot Wallace’s garage and growled at him while he was working on his motorcycle. Also, it wasn’t like this was the first time Patriot Wallace had a run in with this wild dog. It was just a little while ago that this beast ran wild on Patriot Wallace’s property and damaged a rain gutter while chasing a gopher.
Sure enough, a coalition of the deranged PETA freaks and the gun hating Obama minions have collaborated to persecute Patriot Wallace to satisfy each of their selfish agendas. It is easy for the low information, trash news consumers to blithely pass over this story and view Patriot Wallace as an embittered middle aged man who is disappointed with how his life turned out and vents his self pitying rage on defenseless, easy victims through the false sense of empowerment that a gun can endow upon the emotionally insecure. These are exactly the same people who have no idea what it feels like to face down the terrifying threat presented by a Pekingese-poodle mix. Though we don’t have a picture of the dog that tried to attack Patriot Wallace, please look at this picture of a similar Pekingese-poodle mix and honestly ask yourself if you would have done anything different than what Patriot Wallace did.
See, you would have recognized the threat and pulled the trigger, too. Please pray to Jesus Christ that Patriot Wallace will find justice.
Hammond man accused of shooting neighbor’s dog
4/25/2015
He’s a grandfather who cares!
Troy Gibbs from our Chandler NSPA chapter was basically arrested earlier this week for sticking up for his granddaughter. It all started Tuesday when Patriot Gibbs went to his granddaughter’s softball game to cheer her on. What is more American than a proud, small-penised White man going to a softball game to root for his granddaughter? Not much if you ask me. Well, Patriot Gibbs had to keep sitting inning after inning, waiting to see her get in the game. Finally, when the game ended without his granddaughter getting a chance to play, Patriot Gibbs simply walked up to the coach to have a little conversation with him about the importance of fair play.
When the hysterical coach and parents of the other players started yelling at Patriot Gibbs, he had no choice but to stand his ground so he decided to de-escalate the situation by allegedly getting his gun out of his car and pointing it at one of the busybody parents who tried to stop Patriot Gibbs from trying to calm down the team’s coach.
At that point Patriot Gibbs realized he was facing an irrational, emotionally unstable mob so he had to get in his car and drive away as quickly as possible. Sure enough, there are whining wimps who claim Patriot Gibbs almost “ran over” them in his haste to extricate himself from such a volatile situation. These are clearly snobbish liberal types who have never watched one lap of a NASCAR race and who couldn’t tell you the date of Richard Petty’s birthday if their lives depended on it.
Now Patriot Gibbs is facing charges of pointing a firearm and disturbing the peace. However, we see the real agenda at play here. Dictator Obama and his liberal wrecking crew have a deep seated hatred of the family unit so they will take advantage of any opportunity to persecute a family loving man. In their eyes it doesn’t hurt that Patriot Gibbs is also a gun loving NSPA member. This kind of makes this case a two for one victory for Dictator Obama and his cronies. #justanotherdayinobam’samerica
Police: Man pulls gun at softball game because granddaughter didn’t play
4/24/2015
He had no choice but to be angry after the man hating family court irresponsibly banned him from having any involvement in his son’s life. After all, what chance did his son then have to grow up to be a stable, emotionally healthy man if he couldn’t be around to mentor him?!!!
Charles Severance from our Alexandria NSPA chapter was in court yesterday for a pre-trial hearing for the three first-degree murder charges he faces in connection with the three seemingly random gun related murders that occurred between 2003 and 2014. The lamestream liberal media has already labeled him a serial killer before he has even had a chance to face a jury of his peers.
See, the prosecutor’s case is based entirely on circumstantial evidence. In all three murders the killer approached randomly selected homes, knocked on the doors and then shot and killed the victims when they opened their front doors. Sure Patriot Severance had written a manifesto for committing murder in which he laid out the following strikingly simple plan: “Knock. Talk. Enter. Kill. Exit. Murder.” Before anybody jumps to conclusions, it should be noted that he based this writing on a Bible passage called ‘Parable of the Midnight Knocker.’ His manifesto was clearly just a rhetorical literary exercise to prompt a discussion at a Bible study. Like a gun loving White man who knows his Bible inside and out would be capable of murder. Yeah, right! LOL!
Sure enough, we’re sure it was Dictator Obama who had Patriot Severance arrested in Washington, D.C. in March 2014 after Severance visited the Russian Embassy in an unsuccessful bid to secure asylum. We’re sure he would have been given asylum if Vladimir Putin (a real man and leader who we only wish could be President of the U.S.A instead of that Communist, Marxist Dictator Obama we’re stuck with) had been informed of Patriot Severance’s plight.
Yes, we acknowledge that Patriot Severance has had some anger issues over the past 15 years, but that doesn’t make him a murderer. See, all of his anger stems from the man hating family court that kicked him out of his son’s life and denied his son a role model to help him develop into a REAL MAN! While we here at the NSPA dedicate every waking moment to advocating for the gun rights of small-penised White guys, we also appreciate the fine work that our brothers in the men’s rights movement perform every day to battle the descrimination white guys face in our nation’s horribly biased courts. We encourage you to visit our second favorite website (our website is our favorite, natch), http://www.avoiceformen.com/ , to learn more about all of the fine advocacy work being done by a fine bunch of well adjusted white guys who are sick and tired of being persecuted. #fightthepower
Rambling biblical-style writings of an accused serial killer revealed in court
4/23/2015
Just like Wayne LaPierre, who only happens to be our hero and source of daily inspiration, said, we need to have Good Guys with guns at every school in America to keep our children safe so we should have known Dictator Obama would pull out all of the stops to have one of our Good Guys arrested for allegedly drawing his gun in an elementary school parking lot.
Wyatt Mayes from our Parker NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday and charged with menacing and unlawful possession of a weapon on school grounds because he simply allegedly drew his handgun on another driver after they got in an argument about a parking space at his son’s school. There are many things that burn us up about this story, but the thing that makes us the angriest is the fact that there is a law on the books in Colorado against possession of a weapon on school grounds. If some madman had shown up at the school with a machete or a hammer to kill some of the school children, everybody would have been happy that a Good Guy with a gun like Patriot Mayes was there to save the day with his handgun.
However the Obama gun hating Wrecking Crew would never want a hero like Patriot Mayes to get the recognition he deserves so they slapped these ridiculously ginned up charges on Patriot Mayes to shut him down. Though Patriot Mayes may be on his way to jail, we would like to warn the Obama Wrecking Crew that the NSPA is like Hydra from the Marvel Avengers movies because just like Hydra says, “If a head is cut off, two more will take its place.” So if you put Patriot Mayes in jail there will be two more of us gun loving, small-penised White guys to take his place.
Gun pulled at Parker elementary school; Wyatt Mayes accused of pointing gun during parking dispute
4/22/2015
We are sad to announce we have kicked Richard Gertler out of the National Small Penis Association, and we disavow him for the terrible crime he committed.
Richard Gertler, formerly a member of our Gainesville NSPA chapter, was indicted last week and charged with murder, grand theft, burglary of a vehicle and grand theft auto. All of this started back in January when Gertler allegedly shot and killed a former coworker and stole his truck to get rid of the victim’s corpse. The news that devastated us, though, was the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office report that theft of the victim’s extensive gun collection was Gertler’s motive for the murder. We here at the NSPA think stealing another man’s guns is the lowest, dirtiest, most hateful crime a man could commit so we are officially cutting all ties with Richard Gertler
We politely ask members of the media to respect our privacy during this time of mourning and not contact our offices with questions about this case.
Man indicted in murder of Interlachen gun collector
http://www.ocala.com/article/20150415/ARTICLES/150419820?p=1&tc=pg&tc=ar
4/21/2015
None of this would have happened if his mom had simply given him a ride, like he asked her to. Moms can be such a drag.
Mark Crouse from our Manor Borough NSPA chapter was arrested and booked on aggravated assault and multiple gun charges this weekend for an incident provoked by his nagging mother. See, it all started when the 35-year old Patriot Crouse simply asked his mother for a short car ride to a relative’s home to pick up a stash of his guns. Sure enough, his lazy, grouchy 71-year-old mother refused to give him the ride. Well, Patriot Crouse never asked to be born in the first place so giving him the ride would have been the least she could have done.
Patriot Crouse didn’t want to show his dissatisfaction by holding his breath because he gets dizzy when he does that so he allegedly fired two shots from his handgun into her bedroom wall and then pointed the gun at her. The two bullets he fired just happened to pass through the bedroom wall and almost hit Patriot Crouse’s girlfriend and their infant son. It’s not like he actually hit them, though.
Well, mama finally got the message and brought him to the relative’s house to pick up the guns. Then she stabbed her son in the back by sneaking off to the police department to report what happened and to say that she was terrified of her son. One thing led to another and by the time it was done the police hauled Patriot Crouse off in handcuffs after an armed standoff. Thanks, Mom! Just don’t expect a card on Mother’s Day. #justanotherpersecutedgunlovingwhiteguy
Man Accused Of Pointing Gun At Mom, Firing Shots That Nearly Hit Pregnant Wife & Son
4/20/2015
So he was spending a little quality time with his daughter and there was an accident, and, as we all know, accidents happen. When did having an accident become a second-degree felony?
Anthony Blake Salvato from our Killeen NSPA chapter was arrested and arraigned yesterday on a second-degree felony charge of manslaughter in an obvious ploy by the Dictator Obama administration to get another Good Guy with a Gun off the streets. See, Patriot Salvato had been doing nothing more than allegedly playing with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle, which he thought was empty, around his 3-year old daughter.
Well, it turned out the AR-15 wasn’t unloaded after all, and one thing led to another and Patriot Salvato’s daughter ended up dying because of the bullets that she got in the way of. Here we have a proud White Patriot who actually spends time with his daughter, and the government punishes him for spending this time with her. We suppose Dictator Obama would have rather had Patriot Salvato leave his daughter home alone to go and apply for food stamps. Well, Obama, if you want to criminalize fatherhood, go right ahead and keep on trying to destroy America by delegitimizing the family unit. You won’t get far with your plans, though, because the NSPA is on to you and your ways!
Witness: Man ‘playing’ with gun shot toddler daughter
4/19/2015
Okay, he shot the deputy, but he didn’t shoot the sheriff. Besides, the deputy wasn’t any good at directing traffic so he was ultimately the instigator of the incident.
John Paul Devillier from our St. Charles Parish NSPA chapter was arrested on Thursday after he allegedly shot a St. Charles Sheriff’s deputy three times in a school zone after that deputy, who was acting all high and mighty on his traffic detail at the intersection of Highway 90 and Louisiana St., would not stop traffic to let Patriot Devillier make a left hand turn.
Well, Patriot Devillier called out from his car window to let Mr. Big Shot deputy know what he thought of him and his deficient traffic directing abilities. Patriot Devillier knows an incompetent civil servant who lives the high life on the tax payer’s dime when he sees one so he pulled into a nearby gas station parking lot and called Deputy Dawg over to continue the conversation. When the deputy saw a gun on Patriot Devillier’s dashboard, he drew his service revolver. Just like a crafty hero in an action movie, like anything by Steven Seagal, he outsmarted the deputy by holding the gun from the dashboard out the window harmlessly with one hand and then shot the unsuspecting deputy with a gun in his other hand. Hello, the deputy was approaching Patriot Devillier with a drawn gun. What was Patriot Devillier supposed to do? He had no choice but to stand his ground and shoot.
The media reports made much after the shooting of the facts that Patriot Devillier was fired from the TSA in 2013 for bad behavior, previously arrested for assault and domestic battery in Mississippi, got a divorce in 2013 and was currently living at a hotel in Gulfport, Miss. We don’t see the big deal because these things could be said about almost every member of the NSPA.
Suspect in St. Charles Parish deputy shooting was upset over traffic flow
http://wgno.com/2015/04/16/irate-man-returns-to-scene-and-shoots-st-charles-deputy-3-times/
4/18/2015
Finally, the NSPA scores a legal victory! It figures it could only happen in South Carolina.
We must admit we first didn’t take any interest in the case of Juan Burns from our Laurens County NSPA chapter because we figured he was Hispanic because of his first name. However, we later found out he just happens to be a White guy whose parents named him Juan for whatever reason. Maybe his parents were free love hippie types and that was the thing to do back then. It’s kind of like how we didn’t take any interest in the George Zimmerman case when we first saw pictures of him because he looked kind of Hispanic to us. When we found out he was technically a White guy, we got behind him 100%.
Well, we’ve been following Patriot Burns’ case for the past three years as he faced murder charges for shooting and killing an unarmed neighbor. See, we knew Patriot Burns was innocent from the get go because he was a self proclaimed neighborhood watch leader. As we know, only the most well adjusted, secure, even tempered, sensible men become neighborhood watch leaders so there’s no way he would be capable of cold blooded murder.
Now the haters all say Patriot Burns was at fault because he instigated the events that led up to the fatal confrontation he had with his neighbor. However, after Patriot Burns left threatening messages directed to his neighbor, who Patriot Burns suspected had destroyed a surveillance camera installed at the end of his driveway, this neighbor showed up to Patriot Burns’ house holding a piece of concrete and backed by a dangerous posse consisting of his mother, half-brother and the half-brother’s girlfriend. They started throwing rocks at Patriot Burns’ truck to lure him out of his house to confront him over the threatening messages.
Well, Patriot Burns had no choice but to go out and confront them with his gun. He didn’t have time to call the police because they had rocks and were denting his truck. Then when he left the safety of his house, he had no choice except to shoot his neighbor because he felt his life was in danger when he saw the piece of concrete in his neighbor’s hand. After all, a well aimed piece of concrete to the temple can kill somebody just as easily as a gun shot. Just look at how David defeated Goliath with a rock from a slingshot.
Thankfully the jury saw that Patriot Burns was perfectly justified in killing his neighbor and found him not guilty of murder. We all feel a bit safer knowing that Patriot Burns and his gun are back on the neighborhood watch to be on the lookout for any dangerously unstable types who pose a danger to upstanding citizens. We’re just thankful for the jury in South Carolina, the state where justice still lives! Sorry, Dictator Obama.
Neighborhood watch leader acquitted after fatally shooting neighbor
4/17/2015
Curiosity didn’t kill the cat this time around. Patriot Rooks killed the cat, and for good reason!
Larry Jefferson Rooks from our Dacula NSPA chapter was arrested this past weekend for allegedly shooting and killing his neighbor’s cat with a .22 caliber rifle. Sure enough, all of the animal loving, gun hating liberals have been venting their hateful venom toward him online because they have empty lives and shriveled hearts full of smiting spite. Like always, they react on emotion and ignore the facts. Patriot Rooks had a perfectly good reason for killing the cat.
First of all, cats are the Devil’s consort. How often have you seen images of cats in the company of witches? More times than you can remember, I’m sure. Patriot Rooks saw the frightening feline stalking towards his property. Well, it was time for this Good Guy With A Gun to stand his ground. As he later explained to the police, he shot the cat because it was coming to his property to pass fleas to his dog.
See, Patriot Rooks is a man of action who knows how to take thoughtful, decisive steps to prevent the spread of a serious health threat. He’s not like that weak, fey Obama who refused to close our borders and to stop all air travel to and from Sub-Saharan Africa to protect us real Americans from the spread of Ebola. Sure, only one person died from Ebola in America, and the few people who were infected recovered quickly, but Vladimir Putin would have handled the situation much more like a real leader.
Unfortunately Patriot Rooks is now waiting to face an animal cruelty charge in court. We will keep following this case to make sure they don’t try to send Patriot Rooks to one of those FEMA concentration camps Glenn Beck has been warning us about.
Cops: Man shoots cat to death over fear of fleas
http://www.hlntv.com/article/2015/04/16/man-shoots-cat-dead-fear-fleas-larry-jefferson-rooks
4/16/2015
Hey, the 62-year old man was talking smack about the in-home nursing skills of Patriot Gullion’s wife so this Good Guy with a gun was simply doing the right thing.
Clifford Gullion from our Detroit NSPA chapter and a member of the Detroit Police Department was arrested early this morning for allegedly firing 5 shots from his .40 caliber handgun into the home of a couple in their early 60s. The reason Patriot Gullion had no choice but to shoot up the house is that Patriot Gullion’s wife provides in-home care to the 62-year old woman who lives in the house, and word got back to Patriot Gullion that the woman’s 61-year old husband had been dissing Mrs. Gullion behind her back.
Since Patriot Gullion is a reasonable, emotionally mature white guy, he tried to calmly resolve the situation by bombarding the couple with early morning text messages and phone calls. See, Patriot Gullion understands it is never a good idea to go to bed angry so he was just trying to talk this through with them before going to bed. Well, they never responded to these messages so Patriot Gullion took the next logical step in conflict resolution and got his gun. Then he went to the house and shot it up. We are certain the old man won’t be trash talking Mrs. Gullion any time soon.
So what reward did Patriot Gullion get for his efforts to defend his wife’s honor? Oh, let’s just say he faces possible jail time of 10 years for discharging a weapon and an additional two years for the felony firearm charges. To compound this travesty of justice the city of Detroit faces the prospect of losing one of its finest. If there’s one thing the violent streets of Detroit cannot afford to lose, it’s a well armed, stable police officer who exhibits sound judgment in resolving conflicts. If you listen real carefully, you can hear Dictator Obama gleefully chuckling.
Detroit cop charged after Macomb shooting
4/15/2015
His fiancée made him look like a chump and undercut his manhood so what else was he supposed to do?
Daniel Joseph Werner from our Nanticoke NSPA chapter was arrested Friday night for using his shotgun to remind his fiancée that he was a real man who wouldn’t stand for being made to look like a fool by some woman after he found her naked in another man’s house and went back to his house to get his shotgun. He returned to the other man’s house and allegedly took a shot at her and missed. He then allegedly shot up the other man’s car. How else was he supposed to respond to such an emasculating experience other than to whip out his long shafted shotgun and to start firing some bullets from it?
Why aren’t the bleeding heart liberals coming to his defense to ask for consideration of these environmental circumstances that led up to the incident? The reason is that they don’t care about proud, gun loving, small-penised White men. That’s why! So after dealing with the humiliating sight of his naked fiancée in another man’s home, (just to make matters worse for him) he is now facing two counts each of first-degree and second-degree attempted murder, along with assault and reckless endangerment charges. I know I’m beginning to sound like a broken record, but I’ve got to say it’s just another day in Obama’s America.
Police: Nanticoke man shoots at naked fiancée, neighbor
4/14/2015
He just wanted to make sure the home owners knew he was at the door.
Mark Muehlen from our Genesee County NSPA chapter was arrested Sunday by the Genesee County Sheriff’s department for allegedly shooting his .45 caliber handgun 10 times into the front door of a neighbor’s home. The trouble started after some busy body neighbor called the Sheriff’s department to tattle on Muehlen for having a harmless argument with his wife that got all blown out of proportion into a domestic violence incident.
Well, the lamestream media didn’t do a good job of explaining why Muehlen was firing his gun into the neighbor’s front door. First of all, how many times have you visited a house and used the doorbell but then started to suspect the doorbell wasn’t working? Then you start to feel uncomfortable because you don’t know whether to ring the doorbell again or maybe knock because you don’t want to seem pushy and impatient in case the doorbell is working and it’s just taking the person in the house a while to come to the door. Then more time goes by and you become convinced the doorbell isn’t working, but you still don’t know whether to risk annoying the person in the house by ringing it again. But then you start wondering how long you can just keep standing at the door if nobody comes to the door. You know what I’m talking about.
Well, Patriot Muehlen simply wanted to avoid that awkward moment of indecision on his part and wanted to make sure his neighbor knew he was at the door so he could explain that there wasn’t any domestic violence incident going on. Then before Patriot Muehlen could have this conversation, the Sheriff’s department showed up with the mandate to lock up another NSPA member in jail to please Dictator Obama. So Patriot Muehlen got in his car to get away since he knew the fix was in, and he got into a little fender bender with two of the department’s cars. You know how this story ends. Muehlen was taken into custody and now faces numerous charges including assault, home invasion, and carrying weapons without a concealed license. NSPA lives matter, but nobody seems to care.
Man shoots up home, damages police cruisers during flee attempt
4/13/2015
“Guys, what’s the big deal?” Our sentiments, exactly!
Another day, another Proud Patriot arrested for no good reason. On Sunday Stephen Gianuzzi from our Delray Beach NSPA chapter was basically arrested for telling his mooching, no good neighbor to buzz off. See, the neighbor is a grown man who rides his bike all the time (and do we even need to tell you how annoying adult avid bicycle riders can be) and regularly helps himself to Patriot Gianuzzi’s air pump to fill his bike tires.
Well, on Sunday Patriot Gianuzzi decided enough is enough so when Freddy the Freeloader from next door came over to help himself to some free air, Patriot Gianuzzi met him with his shotgun and allegedly gave him a well placed warning shot just a little to the left of his head. Apparently the bike tires had enough air in them for the ungrateful, self entitled neighbor to pedal lickety split over to another neighbor’s house to call the police.
When the Delray Beach police showed up to investigate, Patriot Gianuzzi simply explained he was tired of his neighbor always coming over for free air so he gave him a little shotgun warning to start going to the gas station to get his free air in the future. As Patriot Gianuzzi said, “Guys, what’s the big deal?” Not surprisingly the Delray Beach police (or as we like to call them: Big Government Employees) replied to that question by slapping some unwarranted handcuffs on him and arresting him for discharging a firearm in public and aggravated assault with a firearm. Hope you’re happy, Obama.
Man accused of shooting at neighbor asks police, ‘What’s the big deal?’ report says
4/12/2015
Look, he was simply allegedly trying to help a wayward 16-year old girl stay off the streets and to teach her the dangers of drug use. He allegedly used the shotgun to make sure she got the point so can we just dismiss the charges, please?
Matthew Dillon from our Tulsa NSPA chapter certainly learned no good deed goes unpunished when the Tulsa police arrested him early this morning after he allegedly shot out the front door of his home with his shotgun. When the police started snooping around Patriot Dillon’s home, they discovered he had a 16-year old homeless girl living with him and that the two of them had been smoking meth before the shooting.
See, here’s what happened. Out of the goodness of his heart, Patriot Dillon took a lost and vulnerable teenage girl off the streets before some manipulative, unstable pervert could get a hold of her. He knew better than to call the county Children Services department because everybody knows how lazy those government workers are, and they wouldn’t have done anything for her. So good hearted Patriot Dillon not only saves her from the streets, but he also tried to show her the dangers of drug usage by ingesting the drugs this morning and offering some to her. After he began to hallucinate that somebody was trying to break into the house, he started shooting at the front door. See, he knew he was providing her the drugs in a safe, controlled environment so he was really doing her a long term good. He used the shotgun to make sure he had her attention and to show her how to keep herself safe with a gun once she gets a place of her own.
Well, sure enough, the gun hating Tulsa police department didn’t see it that way and arrested him for recklessly handling a firearm, contributing to the delinquency of a minor by smoking meth with her, and harboring a runaway. So once again we have one less good guy with a gun to keep us safe from the government thugs who will be sent out any day now to confiscate our guns.
Police: Tulsa Man Smoking Drugs Shoots Out Own Front Door
http://www.newson6.com/story/28781714/police-tulsa-man-smoking-drugs-shoots-out-own-front-door
4/11/2015
When the liberal, lamestream media is done hyperventilating over its coverage from South Carolina about a white police officer shooting a black man, do you think they could turn their attention to the tragedy in Rochester, New Hampshire in which two bar bouncers savagely attacked one of our NSPA members for doing nothing more than using his 2nd Amendment right to bear arms? Don’t count on it!
Gregory Cummings from our Rochester NSPA chapter was minding his own business last night at the Thirsty Moose bar when he was thrown out for probably just being a white man because that’s how things are in Obama’s Caliphate America. Then after he was unceremoniously given the heave-ho, the bar’s two bouncers attacked him once they saw his semi-automatic handgun after he drew it and trained its laser pointer on one of them. The last time we checked, it is perfectly permissible to open carry a firearm in New Hampshire so he was basically beaten and given a black eye for obeying the law. Dictator Obama’s coup de grace is that Patriot Cummings now faces charges of reckless conduct and criminal threatening by use of a deadly weapon.
Maybe New Hampshire should change its motto to “Live free or die or get beaten to within an inch of your life and face multiple felonies for simply making use of your 2nd Amendment rights.”
Police: Man Pointed Gun at Bouncers
http://www.necn.com/news/new-england/Police-Man-Pointed-Gun-at-Bouncers-299456321.html
4/10/2015
The lamestream media is trying to make much of the fact that Patriot Lackey posted on social media earlier that night that he was going to “make bad decisions”, but, excuse us, we still don’t see any evidence of bad decisions from that night.
We’re sorry to report in this case that the score is Team Obama 1, Team Good Guys With A Gun 0. Last Friday Jeremy Lackey from our Slidell NSPA chapter was simply using his first amendment rights to blow off a little steam that naturally results from being a persecuted well armed, small penised, White man by posting on social media that he planned to “make bad decisions” and that he “wanted somebody to pay” for all of the troubles in his life. It’s not like Patriot Lackey is some emotionally immature White guy who is disappointed with the way his life has turned out and can only cope with the lack of any accomplishment in his life by lashing out in acts of mindless violence. No, he knows that we are all responsible for our own actions and cannot blame others for our problems unless you are a good White Christian heterosexual man because the deck is stacked against guys like us.
So he ended up that night at a local tavern, minding his own business, when one of the other customers must have been doing something stupid, like talking about how he hopes Hillary Clinton will become our next President. So Patriot Lackey became “belligerent” and got thrown out. Then right on cue the police showed up to harass him. <
How much guff can one Patriot be expected to take so he allegedly got his .40 caliber pistol, stood his ground and began firing at the officers. Then to add insult to injury, the police sicked their K-9 on him. Now Patriot Lackey faces 3 counts of attempted first degree murder of a police officer and one count of illegal use of a dangerous weapon in connection to the incident. The only bad decision we can see Patriot Lackey made that night was to think he could go out that night without being persecuted for being a gun loving, Christian, White, heterosexual man.
La. man shoots cop after posting plan to make ‘bad decisions’ online
4/9/2015
If you overlook the fact that Patriot Andy Martin allegedly accidentally shot his wife and 15-month old child after a night of drinking, in the long run they are much safer living with Patriot Martin and his gun because he could protect them in case a roving pack of black men ever try to break in their house.
Andy Martin from our Summerville NSPA chapter was charged with attempted murder Tuesday after he had been drinking and taking a little harmless target practice in his back yard when he had a little accident and allegedly fired his shotgun into a parked car where his wife and their 15-month old child had been sitting.
We could post a lot of statistics about how much safer people are in a home presided over by a small penised, White guy who carries a gun at all times, but we don’t want to bore you because it is just so obvious so we won’t. We’re sure those statistics are out there anyways because what home wouldn’t be safer with a gun in it? To all the haters who would say otherwise, I’d like to ask them what would have happened to Patriot Martin’s wife and child if he didn’t have a gun, and a pack of unarmed young black men broke into the house to steal money to purchase Skittles and iced tea? We all know what would have happened, so that’s why we must thank Jesus Christ every day for the work we do here at the National Small Penis Association headquarters.
Summerville man charged in shooting of wife, child
http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20150408/PC16/150409424/man-charged-in-shooting-of-wife-child
4/8/2015
“A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”
James Madison, The Constitution of the United States of America
Well, if the government keeps locking up Patriot Lugar, how in the Hell will we be able to maintain a well-regulated militia?
Apparently one pound of flesh from Eric Lugar from our Tenants Harbor NSPA chapter wasn’t enough for the liberal, gun hating Knox County Sheriff’s Office so they stripped away another pound of flesh from him last night. All of the trouble started back in May 2013 when the Knox County Superior Court (in cahoots with Dictator Obama) convicted Patriot Lugar for cruelty to animals, possession of a firearm by a felon, and theft because he shot a mixed breed dog named Scooter in the head for taking a bowel movement on a floor in his home. See, Patriot Lugar had no choice but to shoot Scooter in the face because he’s not much of a newspaper reader so he didn’t have a rolled up newspaper around to smack Scooter on the snout.
After serving 60 whole days in jail, he was hit with a probation order that prevented him from possessing or consuming alcohol. Then last night some busy body neighborhood window watcher called the sheriff’s office to complain about a loud argument in front of Patriot Lugar’s home. When the deputy knocked on Patriot Lugar’s door to investigate, he noticed Patriot Lugar may have had a few beers that night. Sure enough the deputy saw this as his chance to score points with Dictator Obama so he hauled Patriot Lugar off to jail on a probation violation. Once again, there’s one less proud, well armed, small-penised Patriot available to protect us from our tyrannical government.
Convicted dog shooter back in jail
https://bangordailynews.com/2015/04/08/news/midcoast/convicted-dog-shooter-back-in-jail/
4/7/2015
We’re sure there was a perfectly good reason he shot his 77 year old neighbor in her torso Saturday night so let’s not rush to judgment.
We have been inundated by media requests for a comment on the arrest of Sam Roark from our Ashe County NSPA chapter for his Saturday night shooting of his 77 year old neighbor. All we know so far is that he shot her in the torso with his shotgun in her home. What we don’t know so far is what she did to him to force him to allegedly shoot her. Since Patriot Roark is a good guy with a gun we are sure it had something to do with protecting the safety of his community. After all, if you were running a terrorist organization in America, who would be a more valuable, under the radar recruit than a 77 year old woman to carry out a mission? This is just another reminder of why it is so important to make sure proud, small penised, White patriots have unfettered access to guns.
We well keep you updated on the details of this case as soon as they come in.
4/6/2015
When they took away his free buffets for life, they took away his life.
John Noble from our Las Vegas NSPA chapter had no choice but to put one of his beloved guns to his head and commit suicide at the M Resort buffet yesterday on Easter Sunday because in 2013 the bastards at M Resort revoked the free buffets for life they had awarded him in 2010. They claim they revoked the free buffets because Patriot Smith harassed and paid unwanted attention to many of the women employed at the resort.
Sure, the liberal lamestream media will get their panties all twisted up in a knot while protesting the Indiana Freedom of Religion bill for allowing good Christian businesses to deny services to homosexual and lesbian deviants, but where was the protest from them over the M Resort being able to deny service to a proud, emotionally mature and stable, small penised White man? Well, there wasn’t because the lamestream liberal media doesn’t care about small penised White men who love guns.
Patriot Noble was exactly the type of responsible Good Guy with a Gun who we could have counted on to use sound judgment with a gun in his hands to help us take America back to what it used to be. Unfortunately, that will never happen now because M Resort could deny service to a man who liked to harmlessly flirt with the girls who worked there. Heaven forbid, they sure wouldn’t have been able to deny Patriot Noble his free buffets for life if he had been flirting with the men who worked there. Again, it’s just another day in Obama’s America.
Suicide at M Resort blamed on loss of free buffet for life
http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/suicide-m-resort-blamed-loss-free-buffet-life
4/5/2015
If the Sandusky police had spent more time enforcing noise ordinances rather than harassing gun owners, none of this would have happened in the first place.
Joshua Johnson from our Sandusky NSPA chapter was persecuted arrested Friday night by the Sandusky police for doing the job they should have been doing earlier that night. It all started when Patriot Johnson was relaxing in his mobile home with a few drinks after work. Then, like they always do, his rude neighbors were playing their damn partying music too loud. Well, Patriot Johnson had been through this plenty of times before and knew the Sandusky police would be help so he did the one sensible thing he could – he allegedly fired his 9mm handgun at his neighbor’s mobile home.
Sure enough, the Sandusky police were finally roused to action because this was their chance to harass a proud White, Christian gun owner. In short order they arrested and charged him with using weapons while intoxicated, discharging a firearm on or near prohibited premises and disorderly conduct while intoxicated. (The Sandusky law director may as well cut to the chase and simply make fun illegal within the city limits). It should be no surprise that the Sandusky police didn’t even bother to cite the neighbors for violating the city’s noise ordinance. It’s just another day in Obama’s America!
Neighbors play loud music; man fires off gun in response
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/news/law-enforcement/7815956
4/4/2015
If the police hadn’t initially confiscated his guns back in January, none of this probably would have ever happened. We hope this leads to a review of the Brown County Sheriff Office’s procedures and policies for taking lawfully owned guns away from American Patriots!
Daniel Somoskey from our Georgetown, OH NSPA chapter was hauled into Brown County Court Thursday and forced to plead guilty to shooting and killing his girlfriend in an incident at her home last year in March. The shooting occurred just two days after Patriot Somoskey and his girlfriend reclaimed his three guns from the Brown County Sheriff’s office where they had been kept away from Patriot Somoskey for two agonizing months.
The Brown County Sheriff’s Office had held Patriot Somoskey’s guns hostage for over two months after they had raided his home and confiscated his 3 guns on the night of 1/12/2014 because they claimed he had been “using weapons while intoxicated.” Since when was that a crime? This is just another example of how the Obama Wrecking Crew is destroying our Constitution.
Well, after the Brown County Court dragged their feet as long as they could, they finally gave him a suspended sentence and said he could get his guns back. Then two days after Patriot Somoskey was reunited with his guns, his girlfriend ended up dying from a gunshot wound. Everybody knows how quickly a gun owner can get rusty if he is away from his gun for more than a couple of hours, let alone a couple of months. Is it any surprise that Patriot Somoskey had an accident with one of his guns after he had been separated from it for so long by the Brown County Sheriff’s Office? A gun is a finely nuanced piece of craftsmanship that must be handled daily by its loving and faithful owner to ensure high level performance. Why isn’t anybody from the Brown County Shefiff’s Office facing any charges for the death of Patriot Somoskey’s girlfriend?
Brown County man sentenced for shooting, killing girlfriend
4/3/2015
NSPA MEMBER RAILROADED INTO A 6 MONTH SENTENCE IN A COUNTY JAIL WHEN ALL HE DID WAS ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE FACE AND KILL HER! HE SAID HE WAS SORRY. WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY?
When will it end? Eric Gaulin from our Tarrytown NSPA chapter was waylaid in Westchester County Court yesterday to 6 months in a county jail for the September 2013 accident in which he allegedly killed his girlfriend with a gunshot to the face while he was cleaning his .308-caliber Ruger Scout rifle. Sure, it’s a shame that the young woman died, but Patriot Gaulin shouldn’t have his life ruined by an accident. After all, he is the son of a prominent New York City entertainment lawyer so it’s not like he is some reckless inner city thug who is likely to get a groundswell of liberal guilt sympathy from the lamestream media. What resources can possibly be brought to bear to provide this young man some measure of protection from a broken judicial system? Apparently none, based on this horribly unjust sentence! Six months of his life taken away….
Also, we are afraid that the importance of regular gun maintenance and cleaning will be lost in the hysterical coverage of this case. All gun owners need to clean their guns regularly to ensure smooth operation and function. Regular cleaning also prevents the buildup of rust and helps maintain accuracy. Good luck trying to find any of this information in the lamestream media’s coverage of the story.
Megan Bookstaver: Boyfriend gets 6 months in shooting death
http://www.lohud.com/story/news/crime/2015/04/02/eric-gaulin-sentenced-megan-bookstaver/70839614/
4/2/2015
As Patriot Melnick explained to the police, he is an expert marksman so if he had really wanted to shoot his neighbor, he would not have missed him and hit his car tire, just like how I’m an expert ladies man and I could have really gone out with Cheryl in the accounts receivable department at work if I really wanted to so if you hear her telling anybody that I awkwardly approached her and asked her out to a Focus On The Family Pro Life dinner banquet, don’t believe her! If she says this, she is speaking with a forked tongue!
Dogs are man’s best friend….only if the man is a swishy liberal who will never know the loving companionship composed of unspoken moments of intimacy and understanding that exist between a man and his firearm. So, no, we proudly proclaim that Mark Melnick from our Phoenix NSPA chapter is real American Christian man and has no dog friends. Unfortunately, his neighbor is a middle aged man who apparently must stave off a corrosive, unending, systemic sense of crushing loneliness (something which we NSPA members know nothing about from personal experience, we’ve only heard about it because we are all totally well adjusted men who have a healthy network of friends and family) by taking his dog friend out for a walk.
Well, Patriot Melnick claimed this dog had once bit him so he was well within his rights to stand his ground Sunday night when he drew his gun on his neighbor and his dog friend. Then he said, (and we’re sure he probably sounded like Dirty Harry when he said this) “I’m going to put a bullet in your dog’s head and I got one in here for you, too.”
Then, as the yellow bellied neighbor ran away, Patriot Melnick allegedly pulled the trigger and hit the front driver’s side tire of the neighbor’s car. When the police showed up, Patriot Melnick had the perfectly understandable explanation that he is an expert marksman so he wouldn’t have missed his neighbor if he had really been trying to kill him. Surprise, surprise but the police didn’t listen to him and charged him with one count of attempted second-degree murder and one count of interfering with a judicial proceeding.
This is just another example of how our corrupt and broken legal system is rigged against proud, gun loving, small penised, Christian White men who don’t need dog friends.
PD: Man angry with resident’s dog arrested on attempted murder charges
4/1/2015
Luke 11:25
And when it comes, it finds the house swept and put in order.
Gregory Thomas Johnson from our Fenton NSPA chapter had the deck stacked against him today in the Genesee Sharia Circuit Court so he had no choice except to plead no contest to charges of assault with intent to commit harm less than murder and felony firearms in the May 2014 shooting of his neighbor. See, it all started when Patriot Johnson made a helpful visit to his neighbor to gently remind him of his civic and Christian responsibility to keep a well maintained home and lawn. Well, Patriot Johnson’s unruly and unappreciative neighbor didn’t take kindly to the suggestion, and an argument ensued. Patriot Johnson then had to defend himself so he took the sensible action of drawing his gun and allegedly shooting his neighbor.
Sure enough, the local law enforcement and judicial officials saw this as an opportunity to frame him as an emotionally unstable criminal to get him off the streets so there will be one less good guy with a gun available to stand up to Dictator Obama’s Goon Squad when they come to take our guns away.
Case of Fenton shooting over unmowed lawn ends with plea agreement
http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2015/04/fenton_shooting_over_unmowed_l.html
3/31/2015
Yeah, he had a 9mm handgun stuffed into his pants. That’s the whole point of owning a gun.
Adam White from our Mosinee NSPA chapter was arrested this weekend after a barroom altercation that started after his 9mm handgun fell to the ground from one of his pant legs while he was playing pool. Now just about every member of the NSPA packs his handgun into the crotch of his pants before he goes out for the night, and these type of wardrobe malfunctions happen every once in a while so no harm, no foul. However, some busybody harpy at the bar felt the need to run her mouth to lecture him that it was illegal for him to have the gun in the bar and that it was dangerous for him to have it on him while he was drinking. As if that weren’t enough, she then nagged at him to lock his gun up in the trunk of his truck.
Well, there’s only so much lip a good guy with a gun can take from a shrill, hysterical woman so we don’t see why everybody is making such a big deal that he allegedly hit her on the side of her neck with his pool cue. Then to make sure she learned her lesson about minding her own business, he allegedly fired multiple gun shots into the air.
The real crime here is that Patriot White now faces charges of carrying a handgun where alcohol is sold and consumed, battery with a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct. This is just a timely reminder that well armed, small penised men are the one minority group in America that can still be freely discriminated against.
Man accused of shooting gun outside bar charged
3/30/2015
Well, at least he is maintaining an active role in his son’s life.
Evan Anderson from our Linn County NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday after he allegedly kicked his way inside his ex-girlfriend’s home and confronted her and her new boyfriend by shooting a gun into the ceiling and the floor of her home. When her mother drove up to see what was going on, Patriot Anderson rammed her car with his truck and sped away. Now the liberal media is making much of the fact that Patriot Anderson had his 14-month old son with him during all this. It should be no surprise that the Linn County busy bodies called in the Department of Human Services to take his son away from him. Then the Linn County Court hit him with charges of first-degree burglary, menacing and felon in possession of a firearm with the threat of more charges coming.
Well, we’re sorry if the authorities feel the need to punish Patriot Anderson for being a responsible father who is present in his son’s life. We suppose they would be happier if he were like one of these inner city fathers who walks away from his paternal responsibilities. We mourn the possibility that Patriot Anderson will be sent to prison and a young boy will not have a mature, responsible father around to teach him how to handle a gun and how to grow up to be a real man…..just the way Dictator Obama wants it.
Linn County man shoots woman’s house, rams her mom’s car, police say
http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2015/03/linn_county_man_shoots_womans.html
3/29/2015
“I’m gonna get you (expletive,) no matter how long it takes.” David Laster
Hey, what couple doesn’t have an argument every once in a while?
We here at the NSPA headquarters are saddened to report the loss of our brother Patriot David Laster from our Jackson NSPA chapter who died from a gunshot wound this past week. Now the gun hating local media and the local law enforcement officials (who want nothing more than to disarm as many citizens as possible) are trying to label his death as a murder/suicide. See, Patriot Laster’s ex-girlfriend was shot and killed at the bank where she worked, and Patriot Laster was found by her with what the police pronounced to be a self inflicted gun shot. However, we are still waiting for a copy of the police report so we can do our own investigation. We’re thinking maybe Patriot Laster maybe just stopped by to check on his ex-girlfriend to see how she was doing when maybe a bank robber showed up and Patriot Laster had a concealed gun on him and rose to the occasion and acted like a good guy with a gun and tried to stop the robbery but ended up getting shot after the bank robber shot his ex-girlfriend. You know, that could have happened, maybe.
Sure, Patriot Laster had a history of assaulting his ex-girlfriend and making repeated threats to her over the phone, but that doesn’t mean he would kill her with his gun. You see, gun haters are always ready to rush to judgment in cases like this. We must be ready to give people plenty of second chances.
If you open your Bibles to Matthew 18:21-22, you’ll see the LORD commands you to give more than a second chance. – Then Peter came up and said to him, “Lord, how often will my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? As many as seven times?” Jesus said to him, “I do not say to you seven times, but seventy seven times.”
So we are sure the truth will come out in the fullness of time, and Patriot Laster’s memory will be vindicated.
Murder-suicide suspect previously charged with assaulting victim
http://www.jacksonsun.com/story/news/crime/2015/03/23/murder-suicide-suspect/70346220/
3/28/2015
“When the war starts, there won’t be anyone who is safe. Just because you have a badge or a black robe isn’t going to protect you.” William Krisstofer Wolf
“Like I said, the purpose of the gun is not to go hunting with. It’s to clean house.” William Krisstofer Wolf
As the inhabitants of the inner city are prone to say, it is as if I have a brother from another woman who gives birth.
William Krisstofer Wolf from our Bozeman NSPA chapter was unfairly carted off to jail by the Obama Goon Squad this past Wednesday on “federal” (and we use that term lightly) gun charges for allegedly buying a converted fully-automatic gun from an undercover KGB FBI agent. The gun (a Saiga-12, fully automated shotgun with a shortened barrel) was a real beauty and would have been put to good use to protect us sovereign citizens from our local, state and federal government officials. So it shouldn’t be any surprise that Dictator Obama, the much vaunted community organizer, had Patriot Wolf branded by Montana law enforcement agencies as an anti-government organizer (note the irony).
So you see, the real “crime” they want to get Patriot Wolf for is his efforts to defend the constitutional rights of all sovereign citizens against the constitutional overreach of judges, law enforcement officials and the Dictator In Chief himself. Patriot Wolf has done nothing more than use his first amendment rights to deliver a call to arms, which happens to be a right granted by the 2nd Amendment in case you liberals forgot, on his fantastic weekly internet webcast, “The Montana Republic”.
In addition to the fully-automatic gun he purchased, the authorities are trying to make much of the fact that Patriot Wolf wanted to purchase a flamethrower because it would be an effective way to counteract the body armor worn by law enforcement officials. Leave it to the Feds to try to spread lies. We here at the NSPA are sure that this is probably nothing more than a misrepresentation of some Iron Man fan fiction we’re guessing Patriot Wolf was probably writing on the internet in his spare time. You know, he probably was developing a villain who was creating a flamethrower system to melt Iron Man’s armor. However, in Obama’s America, that’s enough to get a Patriot sent away to prison for 10 years. Fight the power!
Bozeman man arrested for possessing machine gun
http://www.krtv.com/story/28633791/bozeman-man-arrested-for-possessing-machine-gun
3/27/2015
Leave it to a public school system to punish a brave Patriot and to leave all of the school children at risk to be killed by a knife wielding lunatic.
John Lyle Keith from our Des Moines NSPA chapter was fired from his janitorial job this week by the Des Moines Public School Board for allegedly having a loaded .38 caliber handgun at the Central Campus school where he worked. Only a group of Marxist, liberal, pension obsessed public school teachers could fire the one REAL MAN on campus who would have been able to protect them and the school’s students from an unstable mass murderer like Min Yingjun, the knife wielding maniac who stabbed 23 children and an elderly woman in the famous Chenpeng Village Primary School stabbing in 2013.
First they insist on teaching evolution, then they insist on teaching about slavery’s role in American history, then they ban prayer and now they’ve banned guns. It’s all part of Saul Alinsky’s liberal teachers union plan to turn our children into Godless, liberal, gun hating, self loathing Americans who will graduate from these indoctrination camps with the mission to destroy our country from within.
Janitor arrested, fired for gun on school grounds
3/26/2015
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was the mother of a 9-year old son, but let’s not forget she welched on a $10,000 loan so it’s not like she was some innocent victim as you will see if you open your Bible to Psalm 37:21.
The wicked borrows but does not pay back, but the righteous is generous and gives;
Russell Lee Williamson from our Village Creek NSPA chapter was formally charged yesterday with capital murder and attempted murder for allegedly shooting and killing a woman who owed him $10,000 and for trying to shoot and kill her boyfriend. The liberal media is trying to evoke sympathy for the woman by making much of the fact that she leaves behind a 9-year old son but downplays the significance of her outstanding debt. Patriot Williamson was simply standing his financial ground against this wicked welcher. If we don’t have unlimited access to any gun we want, we run the risk of being fleeced by a flock of freeloaders. This is just another example of why we must fight any attempt to restrict our gun rights and support the work of our friends in the NRA.
Suspect charged with capital murder after woman shot over $10,000 debt
3/25/2015
Well, if his son had read his Bible and knew to honor thy father, none of this would have ever happened. Doesn’t it seem like fewer and fewer people are guided by the Bible ever since Dictator Obama and his Chicago Wrecking Crew took over? I’m just sayin’.
With a heavy heart, we must report sad news from New Hampshire. Lloyd Steven Barnard from our Sanbornton NSPA chapter was sentenced to 3 – 10 years in prison today for shooting his son this past August. Prior to the shooting, Patriot Barnard and his son were in a heated argument. Since his son was a little too old for a spanking, Patriot Barnard was left with no choice but to pull out his .45 caliber handgun to discipline his son. We would like to point out that Patriot Barnard only shot his son in the leg so it’s not like he tried to get a kill shot. His son fully recovered from the gun shot so we don’t see what the big deal is. My daddy shot me a couple of times when I was a little trouble maker, and I turned out perfectly fine and well adjusted.
The real issue here isn’t the fact that Patriot Barnard simply used a gun to settle a parenting issue in his own home. No, the real issue is the continued erosion of the Christian faith in America today. This never would have happened if Patriot Barnard’s son had never argued with his father. His son would have never gotten in the argument if he had read his Bible regularly and knew the following verses:
Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Colossians 3:20
Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right. Ephesians 6:1
‘Honor your father and mother. Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death.’ Matthew 15:4
Actually, according to Matthew 15:4 Patriot Barnard went kind of easy on his son because he did not put him to death. However, the Sharia courts now in place in America thanks to Dictator Obama don’t care about any of this so they carted off Patriot Barnard to jail. How convenient for them that he won’t be free with a gun in his hands to protect us when President Obama comes to take our guns and to have his ISIS buddies come over the border into New Hampshire from Canada to take over and destroy America.
Man who shot son sentenced to 3-10 years
http://www.unionleader.com/article/20150325/NEWS0609/150329429
3/24/2015
Okay, he did kill his wife by shooting her in the face with his 9mm gun, but as one of his attorneys pointed out at the bond hearing this “incident is an aberration in the life of a lawful and law-abiding man.” This is clearly a good guy with a gun who happened to have one bad day. Who amongst us hasn’t had a bad day?
He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. JOHN 8:7
James Timothy Hall from our Winchester NSPA chapter has been charged with first degree murder, burglary and reckless endangerment for the shooting death of his wife last week. Apparently she had been fooling around on him behind his back for two years while she engaged in an on again/off again affair with another man so it’s not like she is blameless in this accident because she did violate the covenant of marriage in the eyes of the Lord after all. How could she have sought comfort in the arms of another man when she was already married to such a decent, well adjusted husband as described by Patriot Hall’s attorneys?
The real culprit here is not Patriot Hall and his 9mm gun. No, it is the breakdown of the sanctity of traditional marriage between a man and a woman. It’s not like we failed to warn you that this would be the type of matrimonial chaos that would be unleashed once this once great Nation began allowing same sex marriage. Hope you’re happy, Rachel Maddow!
‘Crime of passion’: Husband killed wife due to alleged affair, say attorneys
http://www.t-g.com/story/2176567.html
3/23/2015
Okay, so maybe giving them his and hers guns as a wedding present wasn’t such a good idea because you know what kind of trouble can occur when a woman is holding a gun.
Jeremy Alex Gambrell from our Harriman NSPA chapter was arrested this weekend for allegedly shooting his ex-wife three times in the chest and then firing his gun at her current boyfriend, but that sure isn’t the whole story. See, the whole thing started when Patriot Gambrell and his ex-wife, who live next to each other, got into a heated argument while standing in their respective yards. We are waiting to read the police report to see exactly what she was nagging him about to start the argument. One thing led to another and they drew their guns on each other.
Back in happier times, we here at the NSPA bought Patriot Gambrell and his ex-wife these guns as a wedding gift. In the back of our minds at the time, we did have concerns about putting a gun in the hands of a woman because you know how impulsive, irrational and emotional they can be. However, we figured she would be a good and obedient wife and wouldn’t use the gun without her husband’s supervision. Boy, were we wrong.
They shot warning shots at each other, and then Patriot Gambrell decided enough was enough so he ran into his ex-wife’s house to confront her boyfriend, probably to chastise him for not being man enough to keep this woman in line. Well, they got into it, and somehow Patriot Gambrell’s ex-wife got herself shot multiple times in the chest. Then his gun somehow discharged bullets toward her boyfriend but didn’t hit him.
Patriot Gambrell had no choice except to get in a barricaded stand off with the police because he knew they would probably blame him for what happened, even though he was an ex-police officer. Like a police officer would ever let his emotions over take him and cause him to exhibit poor judgment while holding a gun.
Well, the dust settled and now Patriot Gambrell sits in jail. If any good can come out of this it is that we have learned the lesson to be taught from this situation: NEVER BUY A WOMAN A GUN!
Former Lenoir City, TVA officer charged with shooting ex-wife in Roane County
http://wate.com/2015/03/21/suspect-in-custody-from-roane-county-shooting/
3/22/2015
So what if he shot his cousin in a trailer park after a night of drinking? That’s what they do in Kentucky. Why aren’t the authorities spending their time combating the real threat to Kentuckians – GAY MARRIAGE?!!! This is a particular threat because Kentucky has long been at the forefront of the threat to traditional marriage. All of those cousin kissing and copulating Kentuckians started the whole slippery slope that has undermined Christian marriage between one man and one woman in America today in the first place!
Jonathan Humfleet from our Laurel County NSPA chapter was arrested early this morning after allegedly shooting his cousin, who died a few hours later. Police investigating the shooting, which took place at a trailer park where the two cousins shared a mobile home, speculated that alcohol usage may have fueled the argument that led Patriot to use his 9mm handgun to shoot and kill his cousin.
Well, as we have already pointed out, cousins, guns, mobile homes and alcohol frequently intersect in the course of a typical evening in Kentucky. This is nothing more than an unfortunate accident that is just part of the small price we must pay on occasion in order to be a well armed nation of responsible, emotionally stable, Christian White men.
However, it should be no surprise that Patriot Humfleet will now be facing murder charges, because Kentucky’s Democratic Governor Steve Beshear clearly takes all of his marching orders from Dictator Obama. After all, he is the one who forced a “successful” state run health insurance exchange and an expansion of Medicaid down the throats of Kentuckians as a part of the cursed Obamacare.
If you ask us, the real reason Patriot Humfleet has been locked up is that Dictator Obama and his toady Beshear want to lock up any well armed Patriot who would stand up to them to protect his fellow Kentuckians from being forced to get healthcare.
Laurel man charged in fatal shooting of his cousin
http://www.kentucky.com/2015/03/22/3762434/laurel-man-charged-in-fatal-shooting.html
3/21/2015
“Roid rage” is just another case of dog whistle language used by liberal gun hating wussies to make gun loving, small-penised, proud White men look like dangerously unstable, infantile sociopaths who should not be allowed anywhere within 100 yards of a gun.
Coley Clayton Wood from our Midland NSPA chapter was charged on Thursday with aggravated assault of a family or house member and possession of a controlled substance greater than 400 grams. This all started when one of Patriot Wood’s hysterical nerdy roommates called the police to tattle on him for yelling and brandishing a gun. That’s kind of like calling the police on somebody for acting like a REAL American. The caller also made some ridiculous accusations about cocaine and steroid usage which allegedly had sent him into a “roid rage.”
Well, the police fell for it hook, line and sinker. After all the police only found 3,000 milligrams of Drostanolone, testosterone, Nandrolone and Trenbolone in Patriot Wood’s bathroom. Since when did a few health supplements ever send anybody into a roid rage?
Now Patriot Wood is facing 99 years in prison if he is convicted. He is just another victim of the liberal hate machine that tries to demonize the winning combination of energetic White men and guns. That’s why the NSPA is here every day to give you the truth!
Alleged gun wielder in ‘roid-rage’ arrested
https://nationalsmallpenisassociation.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=10&action=edit
3/20/2015
So the police observed “clear evidence on scene that supported the report of some type of physical altercation involving gunfire.” Well, big whoop-de-do because that only describes your run of the mill weekend when you hang with members of the National Small Penis Association. We’re cool, and that’s how we roll.
Well, the Obama Gun Hating Cartel must be awfully self satisfied today because they got a two for one miscarriage of justice by locking up John Gallaty and James Compton from our Franklin Township NSPA chapter last night after a harmless evening of horsing around with alcohol and firearms. Yes, they allegedly shot a friend of theirs in the course of the evening, but it’s not like he died. As one of the charges, assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder, slapped on them acknowledges, the guy didn’t die. That raises the obvious question of what is the big deal here?
This is simply the story of 3 good, Christian, White men who were relaxing and bonding over alcohol and firearms. Yeah, one of them got shot, but this is no different than 3 friends getting together to have a few drinks while playing some flag football, and one of them gets a sprained ankle. However, Dictator Obama is calling the shots and sent out the word to use the accidental shooting as an excuse to lock up two small-penised Patriots because he doesn’t want men like them to be free to defend America when he invites his friends from ISIS to cross our borders to destroy our country.
See, this is all part of the master plan to take guns out of the hands of good guy White guys. That’s why we must fight for our rights every day!
Man, 67, charged with shooting friend’s son in Clare County
http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index.ssf/2015/03/man_charged_with_shooting_frie.html
3/19/2015
What do you get when ‘Cleanliness is next to godliness’ meets ‘Spare the rod, spoil the child’? You get Dictator Obama’s minions sending a proud, gun loving, small-penised White man to jail.
Ronald Smith from our Angelina County NSPA chapter was simply combining a little gun power with his parenting skills and his respect for Christianity tinged adages about cleanliness and avoidance of spoiling children when he allegedly pulled his rifle on his wife and stepson to provide his stepson a gentler reminder that he needed to clean up his messy bedroom if he wanted to continue living under his roof.
All the trouble started when the bratty 37-year step son responded to Patriot Smith’s command to clean his room by cussing at him and hitting him in the head. When Patriot Smith’s wife tried to intervene by coddling her son, Patriot Smith did the one reasonable thing he could have done in this situation. He told them he was going to kill both of them and went to get his rifle.
Well, like mother, like son, the two ungrateful cowards ran from the house. Patriot Smith simply tried to get their attention to have them come back by shooting his rifle toward them. Unfortunately Dictator Obama’s minions are everywhere (even in freaking Angelina County, Texas for crying out loud!), and they jumped at the chance to gin up ridiculous charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon as an excuse to throw Patriot Smith in jail. Well, we’re on to their game, and we will be fighting every day to free Patriot Smith so he can return to the battlefield to protect us from our government.
Authorities: Zavalla man shoots at adult stepson, wife after argument over messy room
3/18/2015
Here is a clear case of police profiling.
With all of the false talk of police profiling in the news over the past year, we have finally found a true case of police profiling. The victim of this discriminatory profiling was John Christopher Delich from our Pasedena, MD NSPA chapter when he was confronted by police for simply being in his own neighborhood.
All the trouble started Sunday night when multiple police officers charged on him because he simply appeared to be a little tipsy while carrying a handgun. The police jumped at the chance to persecute a proud White man who knows how to responsibly handle a gun, and one thing led to another and before you knew it he ended up barricaded in his home and in a shoot out with the local police. Before the night was over, Patriot Delich had a gunshot wound to his leg and was facing Two (2) counts of Attempted Second Degree Murder, Two (2) counts of First Degree Assault, Two (2) counts of Second Degree Assault, Handgun on a Person, Firearm Use/Felony Violent Crime, Two (2) counts of Reckless Endangerment, Two (2) counts of Second Degree Assault on Law Enforcement Officer, Failure to Obey Lawful Order and Disorderly Conduct.
If the police hadn’t racially profiled him for being White, intoxicated and in procession of a gun, none of this would have ever happened, and Patriot Delich would be free to protect us from our government troops when they come to take our guns.
Pasadena shooting suspect showed signs of alcohol abuse, neighbors say
3/17/2015
Sure, he allegedly shot his 10-year old son in the face, but what’s the big to do? He is just the type of safe, responsible gun owner the NRA and we are always celebrating as the type of protector this country needs.
Vincent Pizzolato from our Monroe NSPA chapter was arrested tonight and charged with unlawful discharge of a firearm, second-degree reckless endangerment and second-degree assault with a firearm for allegedly accidentally shooting his 10-year old son in the face last week. Patriot Pizzolato had returned home last Sunday from an afternoon of target practice at a local shooting range with his wife when he went to the basement to lock his guns in a gun safe. Well, accidents happen and his 9-mm pistol discharged, which caused a bullet to enter his son’s face. Before anybody makes any snide remarks, let’s take a moment to remember that Dick Cheney accidentally shot a 78-year old friend in the face while hunting big game quail, and everything turned out fine.
As we and our friends at the NRA always point out, there is no higher ideal of rugged, self reliant manliness than the responsible gun owner, and Patriot Pizzolato is a perfect example of this ideal. He did everything right from practicing at a shooting range to intending to lock his guns in a gun safe. As long as you can overlook the fact that he shot his 10-year old son in the face, you will agree that Patriot Pizzolato is exactly the type of competent man we want carrying a concealed weapon to protect us from unarmed black teenagers who might one day walk through our neighborhoods.
Monroe Dad Charged in Accidental Shooting of 10-Year-Old Son
3/16/2015
Please don’t listen to the ridiculous rumors about our Austin NSPA chapter’s cancelation of its planned protest at the Austin state Capitol Building today. It had absolutely nothing to do with the presence of the Huey P. Newton Gun Club. No, we have a perfectly good explanation.
Yes, our Austin NSPA chapter had been planning to hold a rally at the state Capitol Building today to support open carry legislation. No, they didn’t cancel it because they chickened out when they saw that the Dallas based Huey P Newton Gun Club had arrived before they did. In no way were any of our members scared by them. See, they had to cancel the rally because our Austin chapter president Clyde Bitner had a stomach ache this morning after eating too many stuffed cabbage rolls prepared by his mother last night. She had spent all day preparing them, and he couldn’t hurt her feelings by eating just one or two. On top of that, our Austin chapter’s vice-president Ronald Remy had to help his ex-brother in law move some furniture into a storage locker.
Now that Patriot Bitner is feeling better and Patriot Remy is done helping his ex-brother in law, the Austin NSPA chapter will be holding its rally at the Capitol Building tomorrow.
Gun group loosely affiliated with Black Panther Party marches at the Capitol
3/15/2015
These two cases underscore the unchecked power of the cigarette rolling machine industry lobby which conveniently allows the much maligned gun industry to take the blame for what happened. It just goes to show what throwing a little money at politicians will do to absolve you from any responsibility for your actions.
In two strikingly similar cases over the past three weeks, Billy R. Dutton from our Rogersville NSPA chapter and Robert Klemish from our Scranton NSPA chapter have each been arrested for allegedly shooting somebody. Patriot Dutton faces an attempted first-degree murder charge while Patriot Dutton faces assault and discharging a firearm charges. The liberal media is trying to emphasize the roll guns played in both of these cases while deemphasizing the root cause in both of these cases – cigarette rolling machines. Both Patriots only shot their victims after getting into arguments over cigarette rolling machines.
Do you want to know why nobody is talking about the roll the cigarette rolling machines played in these cases? Well, it’s because the slick lobbyists employed by the cigarette rolling machine industry kicked their work into overdrive and changed the narratives in both cases. They made the guns involved in the shootings the culprits. The authorities in both jurisdictions have gone noticeably silent on the issue of how cigarette rolling machines are wreaking havoc in peoples’ lives and destroying the fabric of our communities.
Even worse, the politicians who have been bought by the cigarette rolling machine industry refuse to take any sensible action to legislate an end to this horrifying scourge because they don’t want all of those campaign contributions to stop rolling in to their coffers. The real tragedy here is that the gun industry is now left to take the blame. This is just another reminder of why we must do everything we can to help our friends at the NRA!
Hawkins County man charged with trying to murder girlfriend
http://wate.com/2015/03/10/hawkins-county-man-charged-with-trying-to-murder-girlfriend/
Landlord shoots tenant in butt over cigarette dispute
3/14/2015
They shoot horses, don’t they? Yes, they damn well do and for good reason. This was in Maricopa County after all, and the horse was named ‘Gringo’, which I don’t have to tell you is a Spanish word used freely in Mexico. Sheriff Arpaio has been warning us about the illegal immigrant invasion all along. These two Patriots did something about it.
Well, political correctness has filtered down to the realm of the animal kingdom, and as a result Dylan Gundry and Bryce Fleming from our huge Maricopa County NSPA chapter are facing felony and animal cruelty charges. What was their crime? They allegedly shot and maimed a 6-year old quarter horse named ‘Gringo’ and left him to suffer overnight until his owner found him and had him euthanized to end his suffering.
Before the ‘Ready For Hillary’ crowd and the PETA terrorists start calling for their heads, let’s look at the facts. First, this happened in Maricopa County, which is only ground zero for the illegal immigrant invasion that the county’s esteemed Sheriff Joe Arpaio (who also happens to be a member of the NSPA’s Founders’ Council, by the way) has been warning us about for years. Second, the horse’s name was ‘Gringo.’ As I mentioned above, that is a Spanish word used freely in Mexico. Why did the horse have such a name? What’s wrong with an American horse name like ‘Trigger’ or ‘Silver’ or ‘Champion’? Our guess is that the horse was frequently being brought across the border to ferry drugs and pregnant women determined to deliver anchor babies into Arizona. Therefore, the horse was going to respond to Mexican voices saying things like, “Aqui, Gringo, aqui.” The horse wouldn’t have known what Americans speaking English were saying. Also, if you ask me, the horse actually looked an awful lot like a burro. Burros are used a great deal in Mexico. You make the connection.
So it’s clear this wasn’t some innocent little horse maimed and tortured by two gun loving sociopaths as the liberal media is trying to make it appear. No, these were two small penised, White Patriots who responded to Sheriff Arpaio’s call to bear arms and keep our borders safe. In other words, they are two perfect targets for Dictator Obama’s wish to protect Mexican sounding horses over the well being of American citizens.
Two men arrested; accused of shooting and killing horse
3/13/2015
It was Colorado’s liberal marijuana law, not Richard Kirk’s gun, that killed his wife.
Richard Kirk from our Denver NSPA chapter appeared in court today to plead not guilty to the first-degree murder of his wife last year. Patriot Kirk allegedly shot and killed his wife last April in their home, but he was not responsible for his actions that night. As he and his defense attorney reasonably explained, he ate a piece of ‘Karma Kandy Orange Ginger’ marijuana infused candy shortly before the shooting which sent him into a hallucinatory, out of control state of mind that caused him to shoot his wife. As anybody who has seen a loved one destroyed by the demonically destructive allure of marijuana knows, the mind altering haze triggered by marijuana usage can easily lead to such violent acts. It happens every day.
However, the gun hating prosecutors saw an opportunity to make this look like a calculated gun murder. They claimed the THC level in his blood from the candy was extremely low, that Patriot Kirk had the wherewithal to remember the combination for his locked gun safe and to press the gun against his wife’s forehead. They also tried to make much of the fact that the couple’s financial and marital problems were rapidly deteriorating, that Patriot Kirk was set to collect on a $340,000 life insurance policy on his wife and that his wife had been telling friends that she had become scared of her husband because they had been fighting so much recently. In other words, they wanted to convict him for having a gun in the house.
Well, we will have to wait until the trial begins October 26 to see if the jury falls for the prosecutor’s lies. We will keep fighting on Patriot Kirk’s behalf until then.
Denver man accused of killing wife after eating pot-infused candy pleads not guilty to murder
http://www.startribune.com/nation/296215381.html
3/12/2015
Terry Guy was simply standing up to a bully. We thought liberals supported anti-bullying campaigns, but we guess they have no problem with gun lovers being bullied.
Terry Guy from our Kingsport NSPA chapter was arrested this week after allegedly pointing a loaded shotgun at his 9-day old granddaughter as she was being held by a man who Patriot Guy felt was bullying him. He wielded the gun at them to send a message to the man that he was not going to put up with his attempts at bullying him around his own house anymore. The bully responded as only a true bully would. He quickly rushed Patriot Guy’s granddaughter out of the room to get her away from the gun’s crosshairs.
Sure enough, the Kingston Police Department showed up and made Patriot Guy look like the bad guy here. They claimed he had endangered his infant granddaughter and charged him with two counts of aggravated assault. Liberals will get behind any anti-bullying campaign as long as it’s not a gun lover being bullied. If it is a gun lover being bullied, it’s open season in Obama’s America for all they’re concerned. #doublestandard.
Man confronts ‘bully’ by pointing gun at newborn
http://www.timesnews.net/article/9085774/kpd-man-confronts-bully-by-pointing-gun-at-newborn
3/11/2015
We’ve already demonstrated we need concealed carry to protect ourselves from unarmed black teenagers, now we’ve shown we also need concealed carry to protect ourselves from bull terriers looking for a playmate.
Joseph Potts from our Houston NSPA chapter was shamefully dragged into court today to face charges for protecting himself, his wife and their dog from an overly friendly bull terrier at the Clear Lake dog park in January. The activist judge may have allowed the charge of cruelty to a non-livestock animal to be thrown at Patriot Potts, but we know he was really being charged for being a well armed, small-penised, White man (which seems to be a capital crime in Obama’s America).
Here’s what actually happened. When the bull terrier with the threatening name Diesel approached Patriot Potts and his dog and, by the accounts of all the witnesses, attempted to initiate some friendly dog play, Patriot Potts responded as any sensible NSPA member and responsible, licensed concealed carry Patriot would. He allegedly whipped that gun out of concealment and started shooting the dog before it had a chance to show its true colors and attack him and his dog. The battle tactic worked and the potentially vicious dog was later euthanized. Well, thanks to the Harris County activist judge Patriot Potts faced today, justice and our gun rights were euthanized.
Man charged in dog park shooting appears in court
http://abc13.com/pets/man-charged-in-dog-park-shooting-appears-in-court/553747/
3/10/2015
If the busy bodies hadn’t prodded him to clean his gun, nobody would have died. The lesson from this should be to mind your own business!
Jefferson Davis Guinn IV is not only named after the South’s finest son and one of this country’s greatest leaders (who also happened to be the possessor of a very small penis, we are proud to add), but he is also a charter member of our Ocala NSPA chapter so it should be no surprise that he is a victim of the continued War Of Yankee Aggression to disarm proud, White, small penised, gun loving Rebels.
Rebel Guinn was having fun like any good ol’, manly, well reasoned Southern boy would on any typical Saturday night; He was enjoying a few drinks at a party and pointing his gun at another guest for a few laughs.
When the nerds at the party chastised him for this, he decided it was time to split the geek fest. He then hooked up with two other gun lovers so his evening started to look like it was picking back up. Rebel Guinn showed off his Kal-tech 9mm to his two friends. Well, even though these two other guys loved guns, it turned out they had a little bit of nerd in them because they started harping at Rebel Guinn about how dirty his gun was. They then took it upon themselves to disassemble the gun and demonstrate how to clean it, which all sounds kind of feminine to me.
After they reassembled the gun and handed it back to Rebel Guinn, he promptly loaded a magazine into it and put a round in the chamber. Then to get the party started, he allegedly began pointing the gun at one of the men and laughed about all the worry wart nerds who had earlier warned him about pointing guns at people. Well, that man got in the way of the gun when it discharged, and he got himself killed. If he and his buddy had never poked their noses into Rebel Guinn’s gun business, none of this probably would have ever happened.
Now Rebel Guinn is facing a manslaughter charge and Abraham Obama gets another responsible gun owner taken off the battlefield so he can roll over us like that bastard General Sherman and confiscate all of our guns without facing any resistance. From one Jefferson Davis to another, our fight will never end!
Ocala shooting leaves former Gator kicker dead
http://www.news4jax.com/news/former-gator-kicker-dies-in-ocala-shooting/31693828
3/9/2015
A charge of using a firearm while under the influence of alcohol? Really? Why don’t they just have a law against having fun on the weekend?
Kevin McClernon from our Broward County NSPA chapter and who is also a Broward Sheriff’s deputy, the very definition of a good guy with a gun, was booked into jail today after a grand jury indictment for a drunken off duty shooting from last year. In other words, he was framed by a corrupt, craven, cowardly, complicit Communistic court system in order to get another proud, gun loving, small penised White man off the streets so he can’t stand up to Comrade Obama’s pending gun confiscation executive order.
The facts of the case are clear. Patriot McClernon stopped by a female friend’s apartment while he was in uniform and off duty. Sure he had a few drinks, but he was doing nothing more than getting a little loose before going on duty. He was also probably trying to mentor and provide moral support to his female friend, who has more than 15 arrests on her record with charges ranging from indecent exposure, DUI, trespassing and battery on a law enforcement officer. Then her boyfriend arrived unexpectedly and started questioning why Patriot McClernon was in their home.
Patriot McClernon then did what any responsible gun toting law enforcement official would have done. He allegedly shot the boyfriend and ran away so things wouldn’t get too out of hand after he diffused the argument by using his gun. This is a perfect example of why it is so important to have well armed good guys with guns on the street to protect us from frenzied, unarmed, jealous boyfriends who feel threatened by perfectly platonic relationships their girlfriends have with other men.
Unfortunately, all that Patriot McClernon got for his brave deeds was a felony charge of aggravated battery with a gun and two misdemeanor charges for using a firearm while under the influence of alcoholic beverages and culpable negligence. Unfortunately for the Obama Collective, all that we got out of this was a reminder of why we need to fight every moment of every day to protect the rights of small penised White men to have any gun at any time with no restrictions.
Broward deputy indicted and jailed in off-duty shooting
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-bso-deputy-off-duty-shooting-20150309-story.html
3/8/2015
Hey, we warned you it was just a matter of time until they started confiscating our guns.
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Well, fellow NSPA Patriots, the day of reckoning we have warned you about has finally come. An activist judge from the Colorado Tenth Judicial District Court ordered the confiscation of five air rifles, three handguns and three AK 47 rifles on Friday from Jason Lucero, a longstanding member of our Pueblo NSPA chapter.
He used the fact that Patriot Lucero allegedly shot a 13-year old boy with a pellet gun while the boy was attempting to steal a few of the 115 marijuana plants growing in the backyard of Patriot Lucero’s father as an excuse to slap a 6 year community corrections sentence on Patriot Lucero. He then used this flimsy conviction as a pretext to confiscate all of the guns Patriot Lucero was keeping in his father’s house.
During the trial, Patriot Lucero clearly explained to the judge that he never intended to hurt the 13-year old boy and that he was surprised as anybody that one of the pellets became lodged between the boy’s heart and liver and injured him. However, when the fix is in, the fix is in, and the judge totally ignored this rational explanation. On top of that the judge had to put on a show and make much of the fact that he was concerned about Patriot Lucero’s previous conviction for cruelty to animals. Like that has anything to do with this case or is any way an indication of emotional instability or anti-social personality traits that could be used as a predictor of future harm that somebody with these traits could do with a gun in his hands.
The facts are simple here. Patriot Lucero was protecting his father from a 13-year old budding drug kingpin who probably is an illegal alien who has developed calf muscles the size of cantaloupes from running drugs from Mexico just like Iowa Congressman Steve King (R!) warned us about and who will be able to become a U.S. citizen thanks to Dictator Obamas’ illegal, unconstitutional amnesty (voter registration) plan!
However, the activist judge saw this was his chance to disarm Patriot Lucero and establish legal precedent to start the process of allowing the government to take all of our guns. The additional sin about all of this is that Patriot Lucero is exactly the type of responsible, intelligent, emotionally secure White man who we and the NRA agree should have unfettered access to AK 47s. Like we said, we warned you that this was coming!
Pellet-gun shooter sentenced to community corrections
http://www.krdo.com/news/pelletgun-shooter-sentenced-to-community-corrections/31651520
3/7/2015
There’s a reason the 2015 Subaru Outback has an Insurance Institute For Highway Safety top safety rating, and it’s not Japanese engineering.
It’s the fact that some of its owners are armed and ready on the road!
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Alton B. Parker from our Fayetteville NSPA chapter was unaccountably arrested by the hired muscle in the Virginia State Police earlier this week for allegedly shooting out a tire of semi-tractor trailer. The State Police hacks are labeling this as a road rage incident in their attempt to justify this miscarriage of justice, but we see through the lies. It all started when Patriot Parker was driving his 2015 Subaru Outback along I-95 in Sussex County, VA (which is a short drive from Washington D.C., we’d like to point out) when we’re sure this truck driver started terrorizing him like that trucker did in that Dennis Weaver movie ‘Duel’
so Patriot Parker had no choice but to keep himself safe by shooting at the semi-truck. Since Sussex County is so close to Washington D.C., we see Dictator Obama’s fingerprints all over this. He sent out his hired muscle in the Virginia State Police to take Patriot Parker off the road because Patriot Parker is exactly the type of proud, well armed, emotionally stable, small penised White man that is capable of standing up to the evil master plan of Dictator Obama and all of his arugula loving Communistic Islamic gun haters to confiscate all of our guns.
Now Patriot Parker sits in jail facing charges of attempted murder in the 2nd degree, use of a firearm in the commission of a felony, shooting from a moving vehicle and maliciously shooting at a moving vehicle. Hell, who even knew there were laws against shooting from a moving vehicle? What happened to America? Oh, I forgot, January 20, 2009 happened.
Well, we here at the NSPA will not rest until Patriot Parker is free and keeping our nation’s highways safe from sociopathic truck drivers.
NC man arrested after allegedly shooting out semi’s tire on I-95 in Sussex
http://wtvr.com/2015/03/06/alton-b-parker-sussex-county-road-rage-arrest/
3/6/2015
“…forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us,…” Well, truth be told, this is the one verse in the Bible we don’t agree with because it doesn’t recognize our rights to stand our ground.
Robin Duane Boyer from our Turlock NSPA chapter was arrested today as the suspected gunman in the shooting death of a 25 year old man that occurred two years ago. Look, let’s be clear, the young man who died was not some innocent victim. He was known to have trespassed on Patriot Boyer’s property several times so it really should come as no surprise that he ended up with multiple gunshots to his head. If the trespasser had been an ISIS terrorist, Patriot Boyer would be getting at ticker tape parade for killing him. Unfortunately this happened in California so you know Governor Moonbeam has all of his gun hating cronies littered throughout state and local government so there is no chance Patriot Boyer will get a fair trial. However, we will continue to advocate for Patriot Boyer’s case so consider this to be a daily reminder of why we need the NSPA to fight for the rights of gun loving, small penised White men throughout the country.
Suspected gunman arrested 2 years after deadly Turlock shooting
3/5/2015
Sure, some of his neighbors said he was a hothead who threatened others, but they’re probably MSNBC viewers who are naturally scared by a proud White man who knows how to handle a gun.
You may have noticed John Marshall from our Fort Myers NSPA chapter in the news tonight because he has made headlines for allegedly shooting his neighbor to death and then driving the corpse in a pickup truck to his lawyer’s office approximately 30 miles away. His attorney then presented a perfectly understandable explanation to the media that Patriot Marshall had simply killed his neighbor in self defense. If he had been an emotionally unhinged murderer, he would have left his neighbor’s body in the street for hours rather than give him a ride in his pickup truck.
Some of the liberal trouble makers in the neighborhood, though, are trying to paint Patriot Marshall as a volatile instigator who initiated the confrontation with his neighbor. Not only are they lying about him because he is a gun lover, but they are also surprisingly overlooking the fact that by carpooling with the corpse he is reducing his carbon footprint (thereby combatting global warming, which we think is a farce) because he saved a gas guzzling emergency vehicle from making a separate trip to pick up the corpse to bring it to the county morgue. However, liberals will never give any emotionally well balanced, small penised, conservative White man credit for any of his accomplishments so we really shouldn’t be surprised. This is just another reminder of why we need to continue our work.
Florida man fatally shoots neighbor, puts body in truck bed and drives to attorney’s office: lawyer
3/4/2015
Spare the BB gun gunfire, spoil the child. So where’s the crime here?
Joseph F. Majewski from our Weirton NSPA chapter was arrested by the Weirton Police Department last week for the crime of being a father. Patriot Majewski had simply performed his paternal duty of instilling discipline in his three children, aged 6,9 and 13, by allegedly shooting them with a BB gun when the nerdy, nebbish, nanny state ninnies from the Hancock County Dept. of Children Services threw a hissy fit and got the police involved. Before he knew it, Patriot Majewski got hit with three counts of child abuse with serious bodily injury and three counts of domestic battery. This is just one more example of the wussification of America in which our Marxist Socialist government is raising a generation of perpetual victims who are terrified of guns. If you connect the dots, the reason for this is that in 25 years we will have a nation of womanly men who don’t know how to hold a gun, which will make it easy for all of Dictator Obama’s Islamic counterparts to march right into America to spread their Caliphate. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Join the NSPA today!
Weirton Man Arrested After Allegedly Shooting His Kids with a BB Gun
3/3/2015
None of this would have happened if his sister hadn’t given him a penis shaped birthday cake.
Christopher Taft from our Holly Hill NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday for allegedly shooting his sister in the buttocks after she gave him a penis shaped cake for his birthday as a joke. Luckily for her he only used his bb gun left over from his childhood and did not use a semi automatic assault rifle. However, she certainly learned her lesson never to taunt an NSPA member with a phallus shaped dessert item. This story only illustrates the persecution and racism we small-penised White guys continue to face. We are the only minority group now left that people feel comfortable to mock. We want to take back our America and return it to the times when it was perfectly acceptable to mock and discriminate against all of the minority groups!
Fla. man shoots sister in buttocks with BB gun for making him a phallic birthday cake: cops
Fla. man shoots sister in buttocks with BB gun for making him a phallic birthday cake: cops
3/2/2015
Jared Boice is a REAL American, not a criminal!
Jared Boice from our Binghamton NSPA chapter was sentenced in Delaware County Court today in the shooting deaths of two Siberian Huskies. In response to all of the gun hating, dog loving liberals who are vilifying Patriot Boice as a monster, we would like to remind them that these were Siberian Huskies, or as written in the language of their homeland, сибирский хаски. Yes, these were communist dogs on our shores so Patriot Boice took a stand and allegedly used his gun to put an end to their aggressive threat. If only we could send Patriot Boice and 20 other members of the NSPA to Ukraine, we would have that situation resolved pronto!
Patriot Boice isn’t an effete coward like Dictator Obama who leads from behind when confronting the Russian communistic threat. No, he takes bold action like Vladimir Putin, who we would admire if he weren’t a Communist. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that the Marxist Delaware County Court system colluded with the Obama White House to get Patriot Boice locked up for 24 days and saddled with 3 years probation for his brave deed. Well played Comrade Obama, but we are in this fight for the long haul and we will prevail.
Walton man sentenced in fatal shooting of dogs
http://www.wbng.com/news/local/Walton-man-sentenced-in-fatal-shooting-of-dogs-294703141.html
3/1/2015
Patriot Pecora faces attempted murder charges, while the female “victim” who assaulted him (while he held a gun to her head) faces no charges. Will somebody please tell Patricia Arquette we here at the NSPA will support equal pay for women once women face equal charges for the crimes they commit.
Sidney Pecora from our Baton Rouge NSPA chapter sits in EBR Parish Prison tonight for attempted murder, false imprisonment, illegal use of a weapon, aggravated assault with a weapon, unlawful possession of body armor, domestic abuse battery possession of Schedule III drugs and possession of a firearm with a controlled dangerous substance after things got a little out of hand after he had a little tiff with a female visitor to his apartment. Hey, even the happiest of married couples have arguments every now and then.
Well, things started to get a little heated, and the female visitor wouldn’t listen to Patriot Pecora’s attempts to calm her down so he simply allegedly put his gun to her head to get her to pipe down. She violently slapped his hand holding the gun, which caused the gun to fire a bullet into the ceiling. Realizing that he had a real hellcat on his hands, he pointed the gun back at her because he recognized that his safety was in jeopardy. She was by then clearly hysterical, as only a woman can be, and violently slapped at his hand again, causing the gun to discharge another bullet into the ceiling.
After the obviously disturbed woman escaped from the apartment, she ran to the police and cried and batted her eyelashes like Scarlett O’Hara and portrayed herself as a helpless victim. The police fell for the act just like Ashley Wilkes did and went rushing to Patriot Pecora’s apartment where they found him in his totally macho full body armor, an accessory only owned by any self respecting member of the NSPA. Before you know it, they slap all of these charges on him, and they don’t give her a single charge for assaulting him and causing the gun to discharge two times. The story only underscores the harsh reality that White men face a double standard and are treated like second class citizens by a morally corrupt legal system. We’ve got a long way to go, baby!
Baker Man Arrested for Attempted Murder
2/28/2015
N.S.P.A + S.W.A.T. = A SAFE AMERICA!
There are a lot of liberal gun hating zealots (hello, Mother Jones Magazine, we’re watching you) who cry like Chicken Little that police departments across America are becoming overly militarized and that SWAT teams are now routinely being inappropriately dispatched to intervene in low stakes assignments that would be more effectively handled by regular patrol officers. They are the same finger pointing window watchers who are the first in line to bash police departments when on occasion a citizen dies unnecessarily at the hands of a SWAT team just doing its job. (Like they never make mistakes at their jobs, YEAH RIGHT!)
We here at the NSPA love the dangerously irresponsible usage of poorly supervised, macho, swaggering SWAT teams because we understand the surge of pride and sense of self security that comes from being cartoonishly overly equipped and storming into confrontations with unarmed people who pose no imminent threat.
This is why we proudly stand behind Lt. Earl Barnes, the SWAT team commander with the Smyrna Police Department in Smyrna, TN. Patriot Barnes also just happens to be a member of the Smyrna NSPA chapter. He has been in the news recently because his department issued Glock Model 22 .40 caliber pistol fell out of its holster and discharged when he sat down to tie his shoes while he was on duty to provide security at a Smyrna Town Council workshop at the Smyrna Town Hall Thursday night. Big deal, the bullets only went into the lobby carpet, and we’ve heard that carpet was shabby and needed to be replaced anyway.
Sure enough, the haters have been out in too much force to ridicule Patriot Barnes and to question if this is somebody who should have the responsibility to command a SWAT team. These people will only be happy if Patriot Barnes is stripped of his gun and never again assigned to provide security at the Smyrna Town Hall. If this happens, we want to know what they will say if ISIS shows up to execute the Smyrna Town Council and then institutes Sharia law. Our guess is that they’ll be the first people to speed dial 911 to beg for the SWAT team to hurry up and rescue their unarmed rear ends!
SWAT commander misfires gun into carpet at Smyrna Town Hall
The Making Of The Warrior Cop
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/10/swat-warrior-cops-police-militarization-urban-shield
2/27/2015
This is the face of the future of The National Small Penis Association.
Christopher Lee Yourkwitz from our Kelso NSPA chapter may be sitting in the Cowitz County jail for allegedly shooting his roommate last night after a heated argument, but we are not the least bit worried about his fate because we are sure this will all be cleared up once the authorities realize it was nothing more than an accidental shooting. Sure, Patriot Yourkwitz may have grabbed for his gun as the argument with his roommate escalated, but we are certain he was simply planning to secure it in a handgun lockbox to prevent it from being used when it slipped out of his hand and discharged.
We are excited about the opportunity the media attention from this case brings to us because, much like Tim Conaster in yesterday’s post, Patriot Yourkwitz provides us a chance to connect with a youthful audience that will help grow the NSPA. Our social media consultant told us today that Patriot Yourkwitz’s cool tattoos will help us connect with micropenised millennials who have lots of tattoos and piercings. Patriot Yourkwitz is exactly the type of emotionally well balanced, cool, question authority, gun loving White guy who can make the NSPA accessible to confused, small- penised young men who are struggling to come to terms with their identities. This is the proud future of the NSPA.
Kelso man wanted for shooting roommate has turned himself in
http://www.kptv.com/story/28209088/cowlitz-county-deputies-searching-for-extremely-dangerous-shooting-suspect#ixzz3SzldCe9Y
2/26/2015
What is everybody getting all worked up about? Everybody knows that All Dogs Go To Heaven.
Well, the liberal, gun hating media jackals have bared their teeth and are out for the blood of Tim Conaster from our Royce City NSPA chapter after he stood his ground and allegedly shot and killed two dogs that had strayed onto his property. We don’t see anything wrong with him proudly posting a picture of his two kills on his Facebook page because he is just the kind of social media savvy, hip type of White guy we want in the NSPA to get our message out to a wider audience.
Just look at that cool selfie he posted on his Facebook page. The media consultant we just hired told us it is content like that selfie that will make the NSPA website “sticky” with all of the cool millennials who we need to attract to grow our membership. Patriot Conaster gives us the chance to make our message that White guys with guns are cool go viral.
Besides, all of the liberal haters who are calling for Patriot Conaster’s head are missing the point that he was justified to protect the sanctity of his property rights. We advocate for the spirit of rugged individuals who are always within their rights to defend their property at all costs, unless of course TransCanada wants their property to build the Keystone XL pipeline. That’s different because Lou Dobbs says it’s a good idea.
Firefighter Tim Conatser Guns Down Family’s Pets, Posts Death Photo On Facebook
2/25/2015
So now Dictator Obama is rounding up Patriots who just have blanks loaded in their guns. So mark our words that it’s just a matter of time until he starts having everybody with a starter’s pistol locked up.
Justin Beaton from our Indianapolis NSPA chapter, and an Indianapolis police officer no less, was arrested Monday by his fellow officers for doing nothing more than allegedly shooting a gun loaded with blanks in his girlfriend’s face. First the crybaby liberal gun haters wanted to outlaw hollow tipped bullets, now they apparently want to outlaw blanks. We guess they will next want to outlaw the little red rolls of caps that are loaded into cap guns.
So now it’s a crime to shoot blanks into a woman’s face. It’s not like she died or anything. All that happened was that the gunpowder blast from the blanks knocked out three of her teeth, fractured her nose and broke her jaw. Hey, accidents happen.
Also, Patriot Beaton must be a great boyfriend because she backed up his initial account to the police that her injuries occurred when a bed frame he was moving slipped from his hands and hit her in the face. It’s not like she would have lied because she was scared of him. Then the police kept on harassing her until she told them that Patriot Beaton began drinking earlier in the day and then bought a new gun at a gun show. While he was showing it off to her, the gun went off. That’s how she got the aforementioned scrapes and bruises on her face.
Not only do we now have a brave, small penised White man who loves guns locked up in jail, we now have no way to know how track meets will be held. Just another day in Dictator Obama’s America.
Indianapolis cop charged with attempted murder for firing blanks at girlfriend’s face
2/24/2015
It wasn’t Patriot Pope’s fault. It was Michelle Obama’s fault!
Edward Pope of our Virginia Beach NSPA chapter was arrested for involuntary manslaughter earlier this month after he allegedly accidentally shot and killed a friend while proudly (understandably) showing off his gun in the parking loot of the bowling alley where his friend worked. What burns us up so much about this injustice is that Michelle Obama, the real culprit here, is not facing any consequences for her actions that led to this accident.
See, here’s what we figure happened. Patriot Pope is one of those good guys with a gun, responsible gun owners we and our friends at the NRA always talk about so there is no way he could have carelessly caused the death of a 22 year old young man. On top of that, we’re sure he had gotten sick with Michelle Obama, First Lady of the Nanny State of America, trying to dictate how we eat by forcing healthy foods upon us.
Therefore, we’re guessing that Patriot Pope took a stand toward taking our country back and ordered french fries, onion rings, cheese sticks and fried chicken strips at the bowling alley snack counter as a way to show Michelle Obama that she couldn’t force him to eat carrot sticks and broccoli florets. After this justifiable act of defiance, his hands must have been so greasy that his gun must have slipped in his hand, causing him to press the trigger by accident which caused a bullet to enter his friend and end his life. If Michelle Obama had simply kept her mouth shut about nutrition, none of this would have ever happened.
Police: Man accidentally shot friend outside bowling alley
http://wavy.com/2015/02/06/police-man-accidentally-shot-friend-outside-bowling-alley/
2/23/2015
Okay, he may have shot the sheriff, his ex-wife and his ex-wife’s boyfriend, but we are not so sure that he shot the deputy so let’s not rush to judgment here.
Unfortunately Anthony Giaquinta a former K9 officer from our Habersham County NSPA chapter is no longer alive anymore after what you might call a little incident in which he returned to the home he used to share with his ex-wife and shot her and her boyfriend. So they happened to die in what was probably an accidental shooting, and then the Habersham County Sheriff and his deputy showed up with guns drawn. Then there was another accidental shooting in which the sheriff and deputy were shot and injured. Patriot Giaquinta then knew that the gun hating liberals in Habersham County, Georgia wouldn’t believe the accidental nature of the multiple shootings and would railroad him all the way to prison so he committed suicide with his beloved gun.
Now the Georgia Bureau of Investigation is nosing around the house to document what exactly happened, and we hope they look closely at how the deputy got shot. Our guess is that the Sheriff accidentally shot the deputy in the cross fire. Leave it to the liberal media in Georgia, though, to jump to the conclusion that Patriot Giaquinta shot everybody on the scene. The tragedy is that we now have one less brave, small penised White man who loves guns to protect us from our government.
Ex-Habersham County deputy shot ex-wife, boyfriend
2/22/2015
We have finally found a case of a police shooting that is worth protesting.
Well, we’re just waiting to see if Rev. Al Sharpton will join our protests over the police shooting of Kyle Dodds from our Bellevue NSPA chapter. * Last night the Bellevue police responded to an overblown domestic violence call, probably made by a man hating feminist, at Patriot Dodd’s home and before you knew it there were 8 (yes, count them, 8) cruisers outside his house. The police irresponsibly escalated the situation by drawing their guns even though Patriot Dodds was only standing at his front doorway highly intoxicated and brandishing a gun. (The last time we checked it was perfectly legal to have a gun in your home, but with Dictator Obama calling the shots we’re only one Executive Order away from that changing.)
Then, shockingly, the police overreacted and started shooting Patriot Dodds when all he did was raise his gun and point it at them. Thankfully Patriot Dodds survived the shooting and was released from the hospital, but the brutes in the Bellevue police department carted him right away to jail.
This is where our work starts. We are planning street protests in Bellevue because we demand to know why the police can get away with shooting a proud White man who had a gun and presented no threat to his family or community. What makes us just as angry is the fact that the police wasted their time harassing Patriot Dodds when we are sure that there were plenty of unarmed young black men prowling the streets of Bellevue.
*Note to all of the liberal trolls who visit this site: We are being sarcastic about waiting to see if Rev. Sharpton will join us!
Bellevue police investigate officer-involved shooting
http://www.ketv.com/news/bellevue-police-investigate-officerinvolved-shooting/31413350
2/21/2015
“Dude, I think I just shot someone.” (We think that would be a good title for the greatest Ashton Kutcher movie ever. Ashton, if you see this, please e-mail us so we can get this in development now that Two And A Half Men is done.)
Matthew Davis from our North Pole NSPA chapter was arraigned at the Fairbanks Correctional Center yesterday for allegedly shooting and killing the boyfriend of a Fairbanks woman who we are sure drove him to this alleged act by spurning his advances toward her. We would be willing to bet the balance of our NSPA corporate savings account that the woman is a snooty feminist who is only attracted to effeminate, easily manipulated men.
Patriot Davis had given her fair notice in a considerate text message that he would come to her house to shoot her boyfriend if she failed to respond to his messages. Well, she selfishly didn’t reply to the message, and one thing led to another and her boyfriend got shot in her house. (It’s not like she hadn’t been warned.)
Patriot Davis then called his brother and said, “Dude, I think I just shot someone.” Reports say Patriot Davis was in hysterics and cried uncontrollably as his brother accompanied him to the police department to turn himself in. Sure, he may have been a little bit emotionally out of control, but it is important to put his behavior in the context that a harlot had gotten control of his mind and emotions. Otherwise, Patriot Davis is exactly the type of emotionally secure and stable good guy with a gun who we want walking freely on the streets with concealed weapons to keep us safe from emotionally unstable bad guys with guns who are capable of killing totally innocent people who are simply trying to live their lives. Hopefully the jury will do the right thing and find him not guilty by reason of insanity caused by the machinations of a cruel, imperious woman.
Man arraigned after allegedly shooting a man to death in North Pole
2/20/2015
So when did it become a federal crime to shoot and kill a whale?
Daniel Archibald from our Cape May NSPA chapter was hauled into Newark federal court yesterday to turn himself in for violating the Marine Mammal Protection Act after being hounded by federal officials for allegedly shooting a pilot whale in New Jersey fishing waters.
This is wrong on so many counts. First, what is more manly than shooting and killing a whale? Only a government that hates virile, manly, totally heterosexual White men who prove their manliness by using guns to kill beautiful creatures could have a law like this on the books. Second, only a non Christian government that doesn’t know the Bible and is ignorant of the dangers that a whale posed to Jonah could have a law like this on the books. Hmmm, a non Christian government that hates manly White men who love guns…Oh that’s right, we live in Dictator Obama’s America. How could we have forgotten? #thenightmarecontinues
New Jersey fisherman arrested in 2011 shooting death of pilot whale after intense federal investigation
2/19/2015
The real crime was how the police treated Michael Hemphill the night they arrested him for an obviously accidental shooting. Just look at how they left him handcuffed on the street for half an hour. We’d like to know why the Michael Brown protesters didn’t say peep about this.
Michael Hemphill from our Escondido NSPA chapter was in court yesterday for opening statements in his trial for the accidental shooting death of a friend who died after he startled Patriot Hemphill, who just happened to be carrying his .45 caliber 1911 Essex Arms Corp semi-automatic pistol, when he approached Patriot Hemphill to report that he was being evicted from his trailer for nonpayment of his rent and his unstable behavior. Patriot Hemphill’s defense attorney has made the compelling case that the friend startled the gun toting Patriot Hemphill and caused him to flinch, which caused him to accidentally press his finger against the trigger, which caused the gun to discharge just as the friend happened to be standing in the path of the bullets that left the barrel of Patriot Hemphill’s gun, which caused the friend to die.
However, there should be no big surprise that the gun hating prosecutor had a different spin on what happened and is trying to get the jury to believe that this was not an accidental shooting and that Patriot Hemphill should be held accountable for killing his friend with a gun. Oh, I forgot to mention that the dead friend’s last name was Sanchez, so you can see where this is going. There’s nothing easier to do nowadays than to make a good White guy with a gun look like a predatory monster who preys on defenseless minorities because that’s the big lie the liberal media loves to tell.
Startled trigger finger to blame
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2015/feb/19/ticker-michael-hemphill-pleads-not-guilty/#
2/18/2015
The likelihood that he will get a fair trial is about the same likelihood that I will someday care about women’s college basketball.
Here we go again. On Monday Samuel Sallee from our Waynseville NSPA chapter faced the first day of his murder trial for the shooting deaths of four victims. The crooked prosecutor pieced together a purely circumstantial case against Patriot Sallee as detailed in the article we have linked below. Of course we know Patriot Sallee is being set up to get another manly White man who knows how to handle a gun locked up in jail so there will be one less Patriot to stand up to Dictator Obama when he begins confiscating our guns.
However, we still want to make sure justice is done on behalf of the four victims who were all shot in the head. We think that Patriot Sallee is being set up to take the fall for the real killer because of a physical resemblance, and we would like to know where New York City fashion icon Iris Apfel was on the night of the murders.
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If the authorities follow up on this lead, they might just catch the real murderer.
Victim’s son in Sallee murder trial testifies
http://wishtv.com/2015/02/18/victims-son-in-sallee-murder-trial-testifies/
2/17/2015
We’re sure that some liberal activist hacked his Twitter account. Leave it to the busybodies at the Brady Campaign and Center to Prevent Gun Violence to get hysterical and blow it all out of proportion.
David Lenio from our Kalispell NSPA chapter sits in jail tonight facing two felony charges on intimidation and malicious intimidation for allegedly making online threats of violence and possible federal criminal charges. See, somebody clearly hacked his Twitter account and tweeted over one hundred tweets threatening to shoot and kill 30 grade school children, a rabbi and an unnamed Jewish leader. The hacker also tweeted his wish to shoot up a synagogue and called for a Hitler to rise to power in America to fix the country’s problems. Sure enough there was a busybody from the Brady Campaign and Center to Prevent Gun Violence (who must not have anything better to do than troll Twitter all day long) who fell hook, line and sinker for these obviously bogus tweets. So he went all hysterical (just like your typical liberal) and overreacted by contacting the FBI.
The FBI fell for it as well and raided Patriot Lenio’s apartment where they found a handgun and two shotguns. So sure enough, at the behest of Dictator Obama, they arrested him. As a result, there is now one less good guy with a gun to keep us safe from unarmed young black men who might be walking through our neighborhoods at any moment.
Man Arrested in Montana After Alleged Threats to Kill School Children and Jews
2/16/2015
We’re sure that his wife must have been making taunting comments to him which led to the domestic incident which led her to get shot by his gun which led the sheriff’s department to show up which led him to barricade himself in his house which led him to use his assault rifle in a shoot out which led to the authorities dragging him to jail which led him to face life in prison now. As for his wife, who we are sure started this whole chain of events, she’s resting comfortably and being pampered in a hospital. Yeah, that sounds real fair…NOT!
George Smith Jr. from our Warsaw NSPA chapter now sits in jail with the prospect of a lifetime in prison hanging over his head. This stems from a little domestic altercation which started with his wife getting in the way of multiple bullets fired from his gun and ended with him standing his ground in a barricaded shoot out with the liberal gun haters from the Benton County Sheriff’s Department.
While his wife is being coddled in the local hospital and Patriot Smith sits in jail, we would like to take a closer look at her role in all of this. Though we weren’t there, we’re pretty sure this all started with her taunting him by saying something like, “George, you look like the offspring that would be born if Jimmy Fallon and Donald Sutherland were able to produce a baby after having steamy, gay sexual intercourse.” In the face of such a homosexual tinged taunt targeting his manhood, what option would Patriot Smith have had except to get his gun out to assert his self esteem? However, since we’re living in Obama’s America, Patriot Smith’s wife can rest well because she will never face any accountability for her role in this.
Man surrenders after 3.5-hour standoff, shootout with officers
2/15/20/15
The soul patch alone should tell you that he didn’t shoot and kill his wife.
On Thursday the Porter County Sheriff’s Department arrested Steven Lindsey from our Chesterton NSPA chapter for allegedly shooting and killing his wife in their home. The liberal propagandists at The Chicago Tribune tried to paint Patriot Lindsey as an emotionally insecure, manipulative, domineering, calculating, irresponsible loser who hatched an amazingly incompetent murder cover up in an attempt to collect $1,100,000 on his wife’s life insurance policy.
The truth is that Patriot Lindsey is a proud, small penised White man who has been framed in an obvious attempt to get him locked up so he will be unable to join the fight against our government when they come to collect our guns. See, here’s something to keep in mind. Though Porter County is in Indiana, it is considered to be part of the Chicago Metropolitan area. Hello, do we need to spell it out for you? Chicago Metropolitan area…the Dictator Obama machine….We hope this makes it clear why there is a need for the NSPA and why we will fight to bring Patriot Lindsey to freedom! We will never leave any of our own on the battlefield.
Husband charged in wife’s shooting death
2/14/2015
NOW That’s What I Call A White Guy! Vol. 2
On Thursday a Mahoning County grand jury indicted Anthony Magrini from our Boardman NSPA chapter on 4 charges related to an incident in which his gun happened to discharge by his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. We are sure that the county prosecutor’s office (should it be any surprise that Mahoning County is a Democratic stronghold in Ohio?) withheld from the grand jury critical information that puts what happened in an understandable context.
See, Patriot Magrini was waiting outside of the apartment of his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend one night. We are sure that Patriot Magrini was just being a gentleman and wanted to make sure the new boyfriend was treating her properly. However, when she and her new boyfriend exited the apartment and walked across the parking lot, she looked over to Patriot Magrini and flashed him a middle finger before getting in her new boyfriend’s car and driving away.
Patriot Magrini followed them in his car to be able to help in case they got a flat tire or something. When both cars stopped at an intersection, she got out of her car and yelled at him to leave them alone. When Patriot Magrini got out of his car to calm her down, his gun must have fallen out of his coat pocket, or something like that, and discharged when it hit the ground.
Well, sure enough the Mahoning County Democratic Party machine went into action and ensnared Patriot Magrini in their corrupt web with these trumped up charges. This is yet another reminder of why we must continue our work to provide a voice on behalf of all of the persecuted small penised White men who love guns here in America!
Boardman man charged in shooting incident
http://wkbn.com/2015/02/12/boardman-man-charged-in-shooting-incident/
2/13/2015
Being a small penised White man who loves guns is just like love because it means never having to say you’re sorry!
On Monday Conrad Mark Truman from our Provo NSPA chapter was given a sentence of 15 years to life in prison for allegedly shooting and killing his wife (which he obviously didn’t do). We are so proud of Patriot Truman because he refused to apologize at the sentencing to his deceased wife’s family because he didn’t kill her. As he explained in his eloquent 30 minute statement to the court, he couldn’t be expected to apologize for her choosing to commit suicide by shooting herself in the head, which is what really happened no matter what the jury said.
Sure the haters have been saying that this picture of him in court shows a sociopath gloating with a smug smile to taunt his deceased wife’s family, but they say this because they are liberal non-Christians. If they were Christians, they would know he is smiling because he knows his wife is no longer suffering from whatever torment drove her to suicide, and she is now sitting next to the throne of Jesus Christ.
Sure the prosecutor made much of Patriot Truman’s confused explanations about what exactly happened prior to his wife’s death when they were the only two people in the house, the fact that he was going to collect on her $878,000 life insurance policy and his refusal to cooperate with the detectives who were investigating the case. The prosecutor needed to tell these lies because lying is what prosecutors do whenever a proud NSPA member is on trial. See, that order comes straight from Big Boss Obama.
Thankfully Patriot Truman has announced he will appeal and will continue to fight to overturn this gross injustice. We will keep you posted.
2/12/2015
NOW That’s What I Call A White Guy! Vol. 1
Andrew Keiffer from our West Sparta NSPA chapter has been a rising star in our organization for some time. Not only is he a member of the Republican Committee for West Sparta, he is also the leader of the Livingston County Tea Party. With credentials like these it should come as no surprise that the Michael Bloomberg-funded gun haters who are trying to foist their Sharia like law upon us have conspired against him.
The liberal haters have set a pre trial hearing for June 16 for Patriot Keiffer in regard to the baseless accusations that he allegedly shot and killed a neighbor’s dog, critically injured another of the neighbor’s dogs and that he planted bullets in the dead bodies of his fiancée’s goats to make it look like somebody else shot them. Really, folks, does Patriot Keiffer look like the type of man who could take sadistic pleasure in causing a defenseless creature to experience pain and suffering?
Please, we know what is really going on here. Dictator Obama wants to get this epitome of gun loving, small-penised White manhood off the streets and locked up in jail so he can’t continue to perform his important work to take this country back. Rest assured that we will get the truth out about this case to make sure Patriot Keiffer goes free so he can push the Tea Party agenda to save our country. We will keep you posted on his status.
Clock Ticks Towards Trial in Keiffer Dog Killing Case
http://www.geneseesun.com/2015/02/11/clock-ticks-towards-trial-keiffer-dog-killing-case/
2/11/2015
He was simply standing his ground on behalf of his car.
Craig Hicks from our Chapel Hill NSPA chapter has been all over the news today for allegedly shooting and killing three of his neighbors. Now the liberal, Muslim sympathizing media is trying to make much of the fact that the three neighbors were Muslims. What else would you expect by a media controlled by our Muslim Dictator Obama? However, religion had nothing to do with this. No, this was about a proud, small-penised White man who had to defend his parking space and, by extension, his manhood from his three neighbors, who just happened to be Muslim, who didn’t respect the sanctity of his parking space. If we don’t defend our parking spaces from them, we only embolden them to keep encroaching on our liberty. Next thing you know, and they will be taking over our court systems.
Thankfully, Patriot Hicks loved guns so he was able to protect himself from these three students, and this is why we are so thankful of North Carolina’s Republican governor Pat McCrory, Republican state House and Republican state Senate and their efforts that got concealed carry legislation enacted two years ago. With this legislation, small-penised Patriots throughout North Carolina feel emboldened to carry their guns at all times to defend their liberty, which sometimes just happens to be threatened by sweet natured, unarmed Muslims.
Chapel Hill Shooting Leaves 3 Muslim Students Dead; Neighbor Is Charged
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/12/us/muslim-student-shootings-north-carolina.html?_r=0
2/10/2015
Look, he was being the responsible one, but he still ends up being charged with attempted murder and discharging firearm in occupied dwelling.
Dewey Lee Paris from our DeKalb County NSPA chapter asked a friend last night to drive him on a beer run because he knew he was a little too drunk to drive. Patriot Paris was clearly being responsible by not getting behind the wheel, but his selfish friend (if that’s what you want to call him) refused to give him a ride. So understandably Patriot Paris responded by allegedly striking his friend in the face with his handgun and then held him against his will for a half hour. When the friend broke free and ran away, Patriot Paris allegedly shot him in the hip.
Well, the liberal gun haters with the Crossville Police Department, who probably want a lot of drunk drivers on the road so they can rack up their traffic ticket quotas, hysterically overreacted and arrested Patriot Paris. Again, this is all part of Dictator Obama’s master plan to get as many well armed, small penised white Patriots as possible off the battlefield. We’re onto the plan, though, and we will continue to fight against it every day to make sure every small penised White man who has self esteem issues has unfettered access to any gun at any time.
Man shot after beer run argument
2/9/2015
If there is anything we can learn from this murder-suicide shooting incident, it’s the need for tort reform!
Richard Albert Nielsen, formerly a member of our Monkey Junction (yes, that’s the name of the city) NSPA chapter, has been in the news recently because Friday he allegedly shot and killed a 39 year old man, shot and critically injured a 29 year old pregnant woman and caused the death of the fetus she was carrying before turning his gun on himself to commit suicide.
Patriot Nielsen legally purchased the handgun used in the shooting one hour before the incident so sure enough the liberal media is trying to make this a story about an emotionally immature, unstable old white guy who senselessly used a gun in an act of grossly disproportionate rage over a minor, easily manageable dispute.
When you dig just a little deeper you see what a lie that is. See, Patriot Nielsen had no choice but to lash out after facing potential criminal responsibility over a botched business transaction involving landscaping equipment and a generator worth $4,000. If it weren’t for out of control trial lawyers creating a tyrannical judicial system that stymies business growth and entrepreneurship, Patriot Nielsen would never have had anything to worry about. So, no, this isn’t really a story about senseless, gun fueled murder. This is really a story about the need to enact meaningful tort reform, just like John Stossel has been saying all along.
Business dispute led to double murder-suicide; unborn child among victims
2/8/2015
Our longtime buddy Charles Cotton, NRA board member, said that hitting a child ‘may keep me from having to put a bullet in him later.’ We couldn’t agree more, and we have a brilliant idea (if we can pat ourselves on our backs) to take this one step further.
We can’t describe how proud we were when our longtime ally Charles Cotton from the NRA posted an argument on TexasCHLForum.com (the second greatest website on the internet) against a proposed Texas law to prohibit corporal punishment in Texas schools. He wrote, “I’m sick of this woman and her ‘don’t touch my kid regardless what he/she did or will do again’ attitude. Perhaps a good paddling in school may keep me from having to put a bullet in him later.”
While we wholeheartedly support this position and would never try to upstage Patriot Cotton, we would like to suggest how to take this idea to its next logical extension. We propose paddling fetuses once they can feel pain (20 weeks after conception) to instill a sense of fear and obedience towards their parents. This way we will be able to avoid beating their children to avoid shooting them later. We have already begun discussions with the Family Research Council to develop a device to insert into a woman’s private area to paddle the fetuses. We will be very careful to avoid killing the fetuses because we believe in the sacredness of all life (except for unarmed young black men who tap into our insecurities and leave us feeling so threatened that we have no choice except to shoot them after we initiate totally unprovoked confrontations). All we want to do is instill fear and submission in these fetuses because we are good Christians.
NRA board member states corporal punishment ‘may keep me from having to put a bullet in him later’
2/7/2015
Who cares about the Baseball Hall of Fame? The Small Penis Hall of Fame is where Chipper Jones really belongs!
Former Atlanta Braves superstar Chipper Jones was always our favorite baseball player in his day, and we always felt he was the greatest Braves player ever (we always thought that fella Hank Aaron was overrated). Since he retired in 2012, we have been preparing for the party we will throw in 2018 when there is no question he will be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility.
However, we now have even bigger plans. After Patriot Jones posted a tweet on his Twitter account Friday night to announce the truth that the Sandy Hook shootings were a hoax staged by the government to trick the American public into accepting strict gun control legislation, we got the idea to start our own hall of fame, The Small Penis Hall of Fame. It should come as no surprise that Patriot Jones will be a charter member. We will keep you posted on the progress for this Hall.
Meanwhile, it is no big surprise that the liberal media, which has an inability to deal with the truth, got in a snit fit over Patriot Jones’ post and riled up all of the ignorant, low information sheep in the public to hurl their hate at Patriot Jones for telling the truth. This never would have happened if Mitt Romney had been elected President.
We want Patriot Jones to know that the NSPA has his back. He is a small penised White man, who was real good at using a stick of wood to hit a ball and who loves guns. He represents what it means to be a real man!
Chipper Jones Is Now A Sandy Hook Truther (UPDATED)
2/6/2015
A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
A well regulated militia also being necessary to protect us from being bothered by a little puppy dog after having a long week.
Dictator Obama’s henchmen with the Miami-Dade Police arrested Scott Hargraves from our Miami NSPA chapter on trumped up animal cruelty charges for allegedly shooting his 10 month old Labrador Retriever puppy in the head. At the time of his arrest, Patriot Hargraves offered the police the perfectly reasonable explanation that he killed his dog because he had a long week and was tired of all the animals in his house. However, Dictator Obama and his cronies don’t believe in the 2nd Amendment and want to clear all well armed, small-penised White patriots from the streets of Miami so the communist hordes can have a free pass to march into Miami now that Obama has publicly revealed his friendship with the Castro brothers. Therefore, we guess Patriot Hargraves’ fate is sealed so we must continue our fight so no small-penised White man is ever again arrested for shooting a puppy dog in the head.
Police: Homestead man shoots puppy in the head
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/homestead/article8211228.html
2/5/2015
Look, what is so complicated? He told the jury he didn’t intend to shoot the guy in the chest.
Jess Bowman from our Casco County NSPA chapter testified in court today that he had not intended to shoot his trailer park neighbor through the heart. “I didn’t mean to shoot him in the chest,” Bowman said. “… I tried to get his shoulder and I got him where I got him.” To those gun hating liberals who have never actually held a gun, this is what we call a warning shot. So he missed his target by a couple of inches, but we guess in Obama’s America that counts as a felony. On top of that, Patriot Bowman had every right to initiate the confrontation because his neighbor left broken glass on the road by Patriot Bowman’s trailer after trying to load an old refrigerator onto his truck.
If you ask us, leaving an old refrigerator lying around, which some kid could climb into while playing hide and seek and suffocate, is much more dangerous than bringing a gun out while confronting a neighbor over a small stakes squabble. However, guess which action gets you hauled in front of a judge on a murder charge?
Jess Bowman: Casco shooting was ‘horrible’
2/4/2015
Kory Watkins is the coolest small-penised White man you will ever meet. He’s kind of like Matt Drudge meets a young John Stossel (unfortunately without the badass mustache).
Kory Watkins, President of the Fort Worth NSPA chapter and a proud spokesman for Open Carry Tarrant County, made a bold stand in the civil rights fight for small penised White men in Texas who desperately want to bolster their self esteem by being able to carry guns openly in Texas. He posted a video on Youtube the other day to provide a helpful reminder to Texas legislators about the importance of passing open carry legislation in which he said, “We should be demanding these people give us our rights back, or it’s punishable by death. Treason. Do you understand how serious this is, Texas?”
Of course the swishy liberal ninnies in Texas got all bent out of shape over this and accused him of threatening Texas legislators who oppose the legislation. Once again liberals reveal themselves as the only people who will distort the truth to advance their agenda. Thankfully Patriot Watkins won’t back down and continues the fight for Open Carry Texas so small penised White men in Texas can strut around with their big guns hanging down from their hips for everyone to see.
Open Carry Gun Rights Activist’s Video Alarms Texas Lawmakers
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2015/02/04/open-carry-gun-rights-activists-video-alarms-texas-lawmakers/
2/3/2015
Don’t think of it as a murder. Think of it as a ‘failure to let go.’
Since he was in one of those liberal, gun hating Allegheny County, Pennsylvania courts, David Edick from our Brookline NSPA chapter had no choice but to plead guilty to shooting and killing his ex-wife’s new boyfriend because he knew he had no chance of getting a fair trial. The County Deputy District Attorney said it was Patriot Edick’s ‘failure to let go’ that led to the shooting, and this was one of the rare times we kind of believed something that a prosecutor said. Patriot Edick is not some emotionally stunted White man who used a gun to vent his self pitying, selfish rage at an innocent victim. No, he is a sensitive, misunderstood, oppressed White man who shouldn’t have been expected just to sit idly by as his ex-wife carried on with her life and developed a new relationship. If she hadn’t taunted him by living as a happy, independent, well adjusted woman, he never would have been pushed to the point that he had no choice except to shoot and kill her new boyfriend. Unfortunately he was stuck in a crooked court system so he is being sent away for 40 years.
On a related note, Patriot Edick’s case has prompted us to expand our Bad Haircut Reclamation fund (first announced 1/24/2015) to include a Hipster Beard Removal service. Not only does he have a hipster beard, but we’ve got to admit he annoyed us a little bit by also going the hipster route by using a World W I-era revolver in the shooting and killing. If he had consulted with us, we would have steered him toward a Mateba Unica semi-auto action revolver. If you ask us, the World War I-era revolver was just a little too precious, but you know how hipsters are.
Pa. man, 28, gets 40 years for fatally shooting ex-wife’s new beau: ‘Failure to let go’
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/02/pa_man_28_gets_40_years_for_fa.html
2/2/2015
You and me and my gun makes three. Please keep in mind that three’s a crowd!
We here at the NSPA main office are sure that Cody Lon Smith from our Cedar Point NSPA chapter must have let his wife know at some point during their marriage that she would have to make room for him and his gun in their relationship before he accidentally shot and killed her in their bed Saturday night. When the Kerr County Sheriff arrived to Patriot Smith’s house Saturday night after getting a report of the shooting, Patriot Smith had the perfectly plausible explanation that he sleeps with his gun and that the gun accidentally discharged when he tried to remove it from underneath his wife after she rolled on top of it while she was asleep. See, he was actually trying to protect her. Since when did trying to protect your wife become a 1st degree felony? My guess is that it happened 1/20/2009, the day Dictator Obama was first inaugurated into office.
The Kerr County Sheriff said he did not find the story believable so Patriot Smith now sits in jail. Well, the Sheriff didn’t believe the story because he is culturally insensitive and does not understand that there are some proud White men who love guns and share their beds with them. This is yet another example of why the NSPA has so much work to do to end the societal oppression of white Patriots who have small penises and love guns.
Sheriff: Man who slept with gun said spouse’s slaying was accidental
2/1/2015
Patriot Buterbaugh shouldn’t have been on trial. The FOOD STAMP HANDER OUTER IN CHIEF Obama should have been on trial.
James Buterbaugh from our Indiana, PA NSPA chapter is being forced off the battlefield by the corrupt, gun hating judicial system in Pennsylvania. A Marxist Indiana County Court judge sentenced Patriot Buterbaugh on Friday to 4 1/2 to 10 years in prison for allegedly shooting and killing a long time friend over a plate of food. Patriot Buterbaugh became incensed when he discovered his mother had prepared a plate of food for his friend, who he said was always “mooching” off other people.
So Patriot Buterbaugh decided enough was enough after seeing a culture of mooching being forced on us by Dictator Obama, as our spiritual hero Newt Gingrich has repeatedly pointed out, and he decided it was time to stand his ground. Though we here at the NSPA main office understand the rationale behind his actions, we are sadly not calling the shots. That is why we must continue our work so someday small penised Patriots aren’t harassed by the courts, which will be busy sending Dictator Obama and his kind to jail for handing out so many food stamps and prompting Patriots to shoot people who their mothers have given food to.
Man gets 4½ to 10 years in shooting death over food
http://www.wtae.com/news/state-police-neighbor-fatally-shot-over-argument-in-indiana-county/26171764
1/31/2015
What was Patriot Fowler to do with a “thug” (you know what we mean) living in his house? Oh, right, we forgot for a moment that we are living in Obama’s America so of course Patriot Fowler is facing charges.
Todd Fowler from our Ashland NSPA chapter was arrested yesterday for allegedly shooting his daughter’s boyfriend who was living with her and two minors in Patriot Fowler’s house. Patriot Fowler shot him three times, which is understandable considering how difficult it can be to live in a crowded house, particularly if you have an undesirable type in that crowd. As Patriot Fowler said as the police were putting him in the cruiser, “This is what happens when you let a thug into your home. Accidents happen.” We couldn’t have said it any better ourselves!
Arrest Made in Ashland Shooting; Names Released
http://www.wsaz.com/home/headlines/Shooting-Reported-in-Ashland-290341281.html
1/30/2015
“We could’ve taken every gun, every weapon that that individual had out of the house told him to not possess a firearm, not go around a firearm, but in fact if he is bent on doing harm to someone then they’re going to obtain a weapon,” Newman said.
Kevin Palmer, formerly a charter member of our Glade Spring NSPA chapter, had a kerfuffle with the law last year when he shot and killed his wife, son and mother in law. Hey, so things got a little out of hand, but we would like to remind all of the gun haters who disparage Patriot Palmer of a little book called THE BIBLE that they have never gotten around to reading because they’ve been too busy reading ‘Das Kapital’ by Karl Marx or ‘The Audacity of Hope’ by Dictator Obama. We want them to be aware of THE BIBLE so they could learn a little something about forgiveness as in the verse below:
Matthew 6:14-15
For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.
Instead of forgiving Patriot Palmer, the haters, led by Patriot Palmer’s dead wife’s sister, threw a temper tantrum yesterday at the Virginia State Capitol to try to harass the General Assembly into passing a bill to take away gun rights for people convicted of a violent misdemeanor. See, Patriot Palmer had a few minor run ins with the law for assault and battery before this incident. Thankfully the Republican dominated Virginia House of Delegates know their Bible and the Communistic futility of any laws restricting access for any guns for anybody at any time and voted down the ridiculous proposed law.
As Washington County Sheriff Fred Newman said in the quote at the top of this post, gun laws won’t stop a proud, small penised, White Patriot from getting a gun so, screw it, why bother wasting time by even proposing any such stupid laws.
Sister pleads for law change one year after family’s murder
http://www.wjhl.com/story/27988949/sister-pleads-for-law-change-one-year-after-familys-murder
1/29/2015
It wasn’t Windell’s fault. It was liberal Hollywood’s fault.
We’ve lost another one. On Monday the liberal activist judge from the Jasper County Circuit Court sentenced Windell Daniels from our Joplin NSPA chapter to seven years in prison for accidentally shooting and killing a 22 year old woman at a belated birthday party being held in her honor. However, thanks to Dictator Obama the real criminals, the Hollywood liberal elitists, were never hauled into court to be held accountable for what happened.
Everything started out fine at the party when the guests were drinking beer and shooting guns from the porch of the farm house where the party was being held. Then the owner of the house gathered and stored all of the guns and ammunition from the porch and moved the party inside. However, he missed the Sig Sauer that Patriot Daniels brought into the house. Patriot Daniels may have had a few drinks too many so he didn’t realize there were still bullets in the gun. He then started pointing the gun’s laser pointer around the party guests and then let the laser point rest on the 22 year old birthday girl. One thing led to another, he pulled the trigger, and she died. Hey, accidents happen.
Here’s what burns us up. Patriot Daniels never would have done the stunt with the laser pointer if those God damn Godless Hollywood liberals had never made ‘The Terminator.’ After seeing the cyborg Schwarzenegger use the laser pointer on his gun to stalk his prey, name me one movie goer who has been able to resist recreating that scene in some form whenever holding any type of a laser pointer device. Well, you can’t, and you’ve never been able to resist it yourself. So Patriot Daniels isn’t responsible for his actions. No, it’s those Communistic liberal Hollywood bastards who planted the idea in Patriot Daniel’s head who are responsible.
Joplin man draws prison term in fatal accident
1/28/2015
“shoot first, ask questions last.” Waka Flocka Flame, ‘Bustin At ‘Em’
We here at the NSPA only listen to the great musicians like Hank Williams Jr. and Ferlin Husky so nobody was more surprised than we were when we discovered we liked a song by Waka Flocka Flame who is one of those rap singing fellas. He wrote a song called ‘Bustin At ‘Em’ that we’ve got to admit we’ve been playing over and over again all day long here at our offices because (if you can get past all of the tribal type noises) the lyrics speak right to our hearts. His line, “shoot first, ask questions last” might as well be the motto of the NSPA.
We only learned about ‘Bustin At ‘Em’ because Monday night Rodney Patrick from our Merritt Island NSPA chapter allegedly accidentally shot and killed a 17-year old friend while miming the lyrics to the song. Sure we’re sad that Patriot Patrick will be going away for a while because of this accident, but we want to focus on the good that came out of this with our discovery of ‘Bustin At ‘Em.’ Like we always say, when life accidentally shoots and kills a loved one, make a cool necklace out of the shell casings.
Deputies: Man was acting out lyrics before fatal Merritt Island shooting
http://www.wesh.com/news/deputies-investigating-persons-death-at-merritt-island-home/30941534
1/27/2015
He didn’t do anything that Jennifer Lawrence hasn’t done, but now he’s facing a murder charge. Yeah, that’s real fair.
Landlord John Lorenz, a member of our Colorado Springs NSPA chapter, accidentally texted a picture of himself pointing a gun to one of his tenants, with whom he had been having a long running feud, instead of to the special lady in his life, who was the intended recipient. The tenant freaked out and totally misinterpreted the picture as a threat. See, the tenant wasn’t a manly gun owner so he didn’t realize this is how we do this “sexting” thing. Rather than exposing our small penises in the “sexting” pictures, we remain fully clothed and proudly display our large guns. That’s how you get a woman all hot and bothered.
We haven’t talked to the police yet, but we are completely sure our theory of the misdirected picture is what happened here. Now if the tenant hadn’t misinterpreted the picture, he wouldn’t have rushed to confront Patriot Lorenz. Then Patriot Lorenz wouldn’t have needed to stand his ground and shoot his tenant. However, Patriot Lorenz now sits in jail facing a murder charge when his only crime was typing the wrong phone number before pressing the ‘send’ button. Just another day in Obama’s America.
John Lorenz Allegedly Texted Photo of Pointed Gun to Man — and Then Killed Him
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2015/01/john_lorenz_murder_colorado_springs_text_gun.php
1/26/2015
Does this really look like the face of somebody who could shoot a person in cold blood?
Danny LeRoy Logue (is that a cool badass name or what?) from our Provo NSPA chapter had to endure the indignity of listening to a dirtbag, who spoke with a forked tongue, bear false witness against him today. The Deputy Utah County Attorney trotted out his well coached liar to testify that Patriot Logue used a gun to allegedly kill the victim when he had simply been hired by a drug dealer to rough up the victim a little bit to teach him not to snitch to the police. (It turns out the drug dealer was wrong to think that the victim had snitched against him.)
What we find interesting is that Dictator Obama just happened to be giving a speech one state away in Boise, Idaho on January 21, and many pundits questioned why he would spend any time in a common sense state that didn’t vote for him in 2008 or 2012. Well, it’s obvious what he was up to. He went to Idaho so he could sneak over to Provo, Utah under the cover of darkness to bark out his marching orders to the County Attorney’s office to prepare for today’s dog and pony show of lies and slander to send a proud, white, small penised Patriot to jail, thereby keeping him off the battlefield when he sends his goons out to confiscate our guns.
Provo mother testifies of finding fatally wounded son on porch
http://www.sltrib.com/news/2102695-155/utah-murder-trial-mother-testifies-of
1/25/2015
For just 24 cents a day, you will be able to help this proud, small-penised white man who loves guns get a fair trial once our Bad Haircut Reclamation fund is up and running.
No sooner had we announced plans in yesterday’s post to establish a Bad Haircut Reclamation fund to correct the unfortunate haircuts of NSPA members who are facing trials for exercising their Second Amendment rights to defend themselves when we got word today that James Simons from our Tulsa NSPA chapter was on his way to jail while sporting the type of curious haircut that would attract catty comments from women and homosexual men jurors that would hurt his chances of getting a fair trial.
Patriot Simons did nothing more than allegedly use a gun to shoot a friend who was trying top punch him. That sounds like a perfectly legitimate case of self defense to us so we can’t understand why charges have been pressed. Now that the octopus like tentacles of the gun hating judicial system are wrapping around him, it is imperative that we get him a decent haircut to prevent those women and homosexual men from making those catty comments in the jury room and dooming his chances of getting a fair trial.
Police Identify Tulsa Man Who Admitted To Shooting Friend During Quarrel
1/24/2015
THEY NEED YOUR HELP!
James Jordan from our Prattville NSPA chapter was charged yesterday for attempted murder in the shooting of his girlfriend that left her in critical condition, and Robert Duffell from our Phoenix NSPA chapter was charged on Thursday for first degree murder in the shooting of his girlfriend. We are convinced that both juries would exonerate our Patriots after hearing all of the facts of the cases in fair trials under normal circumstances. However, how often in Obama’s America do proud white men who defend themselves with their guns (a right that just happens to be guaranteed under the 2nd Amendment, by the way) get fair trials under normal circumstances? The answer to that question would be somewhere between never and never.
We here at the NSPA central office are worried about what will happen in both cases if the juries are filled with women and homosexual men. If there are women and homosexual men on the juries, I just know that they will not be listening to the evidence presented. No, they will instead be busy thinking up catty comments to make about both Patriots’ unfortunate haircuts once they get back into the jury rooms. You know how they are. That is why the NSPA will be establishing a Bad Haircut Restoration fund on our homepage soon to ensure that all of our Patriots can get as close to a fair trial as possible in Obama’s America. Please provide whatever help you can.
Prattville man charged in shooting of woman
Teen accused of killing Buckeye girl pleads not guilty
1/23/2015
We have no intention to discontinue our highly successful Glocks For Micrococks program after this horribly unjust conviction.
We here at the NSPA central office have been fielding endless media queries on whether we will stop our Glocks For Micrococks program after the murder conviction today of Steven Bruno, a member of our Irvine chapter and one of the first recipients of a Glock pistol through our aforementioned Glocks For Micrococks program.
Our answer is an emphatic NO! First, this program has enhanced the self esteem of thousands of small penised white men across America. Second, today’s conviction was simply a travesty of justice and should not reflect in any way upon our program.
Yes, Patriot Bruno may have allegedly killed his father by shooting him in the head with the Glock he received from us because he had become annoyed with his father’s attempts to hinder his plan to drive to Ohio to meet a woman he had met online a few months earlier. So the real culprit in all of this is the harlot who tempted him to the point that he was no longer responsible for his own actions. She faces no consequences for her actions, one of our members is sent to prison for 40 years and the Glock we gave him is unfairly labeled as a murder weapon. Well, it sure was a good day for Dictator Obama.
Irvine man gets 40 years to life for father’s murder
http://www.dailypilot.com/news/tn-dpt-me-0124-bruno-sentence-20150123,0,2214365.story
1/22/2015
None of this would have happened if the police had simply not violated his Biblical right to discipline his wife.
Genesis 3:16-17
“I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.”
There, it looks pretty clear to us here at the NSPA that a husband has a Biblical right to discipline his wife. That’s just what Robert Schminsky, member of our NSPA Key West chapter, was doing by knocking his wife on her head with the stock of his semi-automatic shotgun when the busybody atheistic Monroe County sheriff’s deputies arrived and tried to stop him.
This led to a high speed car chase that was joined by the Florida Highway Patrol so it was perfectly understandable that Patriot Schminsky felt his life was in jeopardy and had no choice but to allegedly shoot his semi-automatic shotgun at the Marxist gun haters following him.
Unfortunately the bad guys won and now Patriot Schminsky sits in the Key West jail, facing charges of attempting to murder his wife, three counts of attempting to murder law enforcement officers, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, discharging a firearm in public and fleeing and eluding a law enforcement officer. In other words, he’s being charged for being a proud white Christian man who loves guns. That’s all but a capital offense in Obama’s America.
Florida Keys man shoots at cops in wild chase; deputy grazed
1/21/2015
“I WANT MY MOMMY!”
Stephen Pasceri, the treasurer of our Boston NSPA chapter, is being pilloried in the media today for shooting and killing a well respected Boston heart surgeon before turning the gun on himself and committing suicide. Well, that’s just another day with the liberal media in Obama’s America, and that’s why we need to get the truth out every day about white men who have small penises and love guns.
See, Patriot Pasceri was a totally emotionally stable white guy who was coming to terms with the death of his 78 year old mother who received medical care in November from the surgeon he allegedly killed yesterday. Though the surgery was considered a success, she died shortly afterwards due to complications she experienced while being transferred to a rehabilitation facility. Who could have expected anything like this to happen to a 78 year old woman who had a 30 year history of emphysema and chronic chronic obstructive pulmonary disease and who had heart surgery 12 years ago for 90 percent blockage in one of her arteries?
Certainly not Patriot Pasceri who responded to the shocking surprise of her death by taking the totally understandable action of tracking down his mother’s surgeon at the hospital and shooting him to death, causing the surgeon to leave behind three children and a pregnant wife. But leave it to the liberal media to paint a distorted picture of an overgrown 55 year old cry baby with unresolved mommy issues who dealt with emotional pain common to all humans by lashing out with gunfire against a defenseless victim.
We would also like to point out that Patriot Pasceri’s mother died of medical complications while Obamacare is the law of the land. Thanks, Obamacare!
‘Something snapped,’ brother of alleged Brigham shooter says
1/20/2015
Patriot Joseph McEnroe’s defense attorney stated the obvious. Patriot McEnroe loved the family he killed and really wasn’t responsible for his actions because he was pushed into doing this by a woman.
Joseph McEnroe from our NSPA Seattle chapter was in court today for the opening of his trial for his involvement in the shooting and killing of six members, including two children, aged 3 and 5, of his girlfriend’s family. His defense attorney made the salient point that Patriot McEnroe’s unstable girlfriend, who is also facing charges for killing her family members, made him do it. On top of that, the defense attorney shared that Patriot McEnroe had an unstable mother who provided him a difficult upbringing.
The media will try to spin this story as a tale of an emotionally unstable white man who used a gun to commit an act of unspeakable violence because he lacks maturity and coping skills. The liberal media will do this because they want to avoid addressing the root cause of what happened here: unstable women who nag and peck at a good Christian man until he finally reaches his breaking point.
McEnroe ‘loved’ family he killed but was coerced, attorney says
1/19/2015
The police say David Crowley shot and killed his wife and 5 year old daughter before committing suicide and made much of the fact that he loved guns. We smell a cover up and want to know where was Harvey Weinstein the day they died.
David Crowley, media productions manager for the NSPA Apple Valley chapter, was found dead with his wife and 5 year old daughter in their home on Saturday. Since Patriot Crowley was a gun lover who collected guns, the police rushed to judgment and said Patriot Crowley shot and killed his wife and daughter before turning his gun on himself to commit suicide.
However, if you dig a little deeper, you begin to see the bigger picture. See, Patriot Crowley was a screenwriter and director who made the film ‘Gray State’ which envisioned America as a war zone where only self reliant Patriots with guns can survive. (I saw the film and can say it is almost as good as ‘Red Dawn.’)
Well, Patriot Crowley had been planning to movie his family to Hollywood so he could develop bigger projects. Before he could make the move, though, he and his family ended up dead. It seems a little too convenient for the police to say Patriot Crowley committed this murder/suicide. Why haven’t the police questioned Harvey Weinstein about where he was the night Patriot Crowley and his family died?
Big Boss Weinstein is a well known gun hater who has recently been talking big time smack against the NRA, our brothers in arms, and plugging his upcoming anti gun propaganda flick staring Meryl Streep. (Boy, we can’t wait for this one to come out,…..NOT!!) Wouldn’t Big Boss Weinstein do anything in his power to silence a brilliant filmmaker who could make a film that would rip his anti gun garbage to shreds? You know the answer. In addition to that, Big Boss Weinstein is frequently seen in the company of Michael Bloomberg. Need we say more?
Gun-toting Minnesota screenwriter, wife and 5-year-old found dead in apparent murder-suicide (VIDEO)
1/18/2015
Dictator Obama will make sure a white man who likes collecting guns will be locked away on totally fabricated charges of killing his estranged wife because Obama wants as few well armed Patriots as possible to be available to fight when he sends out all of his minions to confiscate our guns.
James Robarge from our Newport, NH NSPA chapter had to endure his first day of kangaroo court on Friday to face charges that he killed his estranged wife the day she filed for divorce. However, we all know the real reason he is in court is because he loves collecting guns, and Dictator Obama wants to lock up as many well armed white men as he can before he starts confiscating our guns.
The ridiculous case presented by the state is based solely on flimsy, circumstantial evidence. Police found blood on Patriot Robarge’s shorts and shoes the day his estranged wife disappeared. That same day Patriot Robarge’s Volkswagen Jetta was found broken down along the highway a short drive away from where his estranged wife’s body was found 9 days later. Also, motor oil was found on the grass near where her body was buried in a shallow grave. By sheer coincidence, Patriot Robarge’s broken down car had a damaged oil pan. Then the prosecutor trotted out Patriot Robarge’s daughter to testify that the bloody blanket found by Patriot Robarge’s disabled car was the same blanket her mother kept on the back of their living room couch. Like I said, this case is based simply on flimsy, circumstantial evidence.
Please pray to Jesus Christ that the jury will be able to see past Dictator Obama’s dark deceptions and will set Patriot Robarge free.
Prosecutors say Vermont man killed his wife the day she filed for divorce
http://www.tribtown.com/view/story/a95c2894dc1343a5aae4ad75c95ac983/NH–Husband-Wifes-Death
http://www.wmur.com/news/testimony-begins-in-trial-of-man-accused-of-killing-wife/30745438
1/17/2015
OFFICER DOWN! NSPA CHARTER MEMBER AND BRIMFIELD, OH POLICE CHIEF DAVID OLIVER IS SHOT DOWN BY THE LIBERAL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS POLICE WHO CAN’T TAKE A JOKE.
The NSPA flag is flying at half-staff outside our headquarters today in memory of the brilliant career of Brimfield, OH (just down the road from our Akron headquarters) police chief David Oliver. Chief Oliver was a proud conservative, white, small penised hero who endlessly self promoted his cornpone wisdom through his Facebook page and his local radio show which he used to rightfully decry the destructive influence of liberalism on our society.
Well, you knew it was just a matter of time until Dictator Obama’s cronies would silence him with a raft of trumped up charges of inappropriate workplace behavior. Sure enough, they trotted out the one female officer on the Brimfield force to play the victim and accuse him of regularly hugging and pretending to dry hump her, despite her repeated pleas to stop. Then she accused him of taking multiple pictures of her with his cell phone while she was being wheeled out of the department offices on a stretcher with heart monitors attached near her exposed bra after an asthma attack. While all of this was going on, she said Officer Oliver yelled out to everybody he got to second base with her.
On top of this, the fix was put in with many of the men on the Brimfield force who joined in on the lying and said all of these stories were true and that Chief Oliver was a bully who enjoyed humiliating people. Yeah, like a self satisfied, white conservative man would ever engage in behavior like that.
Chief Oliver has a perfectly reasonable explanation. He was simply joking with all of the touching and inappropriate comments, and he was forceful in recent union contract talks so obviously this was a way for all of those greedy, opportunistic public service union workers to retaliate and get their pound of flesh. So the real problems here are humorless feminists and greedy union workers, but sadly Chief Oliver is the one who had to take the fall and resign from his job yesterday.
Brimfield officer who stood up to Chief Oliver recounts bullying, vulgarities and retaliation
1/16/2015
This never would have happened if his wife hadn’t driven him to have an affair, which led him to believe mistakenly that his mistress was having an affair, which led him to use a gun to kill one of his mistress’ coworkers who he mistakenly believed was her secret boyfriend.
Jeffrey Keller, president of our Bloomingdale NSPA chapter, was formally charged today for the murder of the man who he mistakenly believed was romantically involved with his mistress. We don’t want to get bogged down in the details, but the real culprit here, Patriot Keller’s wife, is going scot-free. See, back in 2010 she provoked him to get into an argument over a credit card which forced him to beat her over the head with a computer power cable.
Not only did this cause him to get a domestic violence conviction, but it also drove him into the arms of another woman. If his wife had never driven him into the arms of another woman, he never would have begun allegedly stalking the man he mistakenly believed to be his mistress’ secret boyfriend and then he never would have allegedly used a gun to kill him.
Patriot Keller is clearly an emotionally stable white guy with good reasoning and coping skills who has been victimized by his wife. Yet she doesn’t have a charge against her while Patriot Keller is facing decades in prison. That’s a classic case of Obama regime justice if I’ve ever seen one.
Jeffrey Keller charged in Bloomingdale murder of Nate Fox, 37
http://abc7chicago.com/news/police-suspect-arrested-in-bloomingdale-murder/477460/
1/15/2015
Officer James Ashby was simply standing his ground!
We need all of the good police officers we can get so it’s a crying shame that Officer (now a former officer thanks to Dictator Obama’s henchmen) James Ashby from our Rocky Ford NSPA chapter has been charged with murder for doing his job. It all started back in October when he observed a suspicious looking man (in other words, a brown skinned guy) enter a home at 2:00 AM one night.
The fact that the man was just entering his mother’s home after she opened the door for him is beside the point. Officer Ashby had every reason to believe a burglary was about to take place so he was perfectly justified to charge into the house with a drawn gun and without identifying himself.
When the suspicious man picked up a baseball bat, it was time for Officer Ashby to stand his ground and allegedly pull the trigger. The whitewash report by the Colorado Bureau of Investigation determined the suspicious man with the bat had his back to Patriot Ashby so he posed absolutely no threat. To that we reply, “Yeah, right.” Anybody who has seen ‘The Untouchables’ remembers what Robert De Niro did with a baseball bat as Al Capone so everybody should appreciate that Patriot Ashby was fighting for his life.
Unfortunately, though, the fix was in (does anybody know where Eric Holder was today?, just sayin’) today at Patriot Ashby’s preliminary hearing, and the judge set Patriot Ashby’s arraignment for February 12. Just another day in Obama’s America.
Judge: Rocky Ford cop will be tried for murder in fatal shooting
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_27327525/coroner-rocky-ford-cop-shot-man-back-records
1/14/2015
Where’s the crime? We all have to go some time, and I can’t imagine a way I would want to go more than by getting shot while horsing around with an unsecured semi automatic pistol with my buddies.
The wet blanket patrol, I mean the Fraser Public Safety Department, has seen fit to arrest Matthew Magdowski from our Macomb County NSPA chapter for second degree murder, using a firearm in the commission of a felony and felon in possession of a firearm. As it happens with all of our members who get arrested, the charges they face grossly distort the real story of what happened. Patriot Magdowski and one of his best friends simply visited an acquaintance of his friend. His friend knew this acquaintance kept a semi automatic pistol in a kitchen drawer, so to kick the fun and frivolity up a notch to get the party started, he pulled the gun out of the drawer and pointed it at Patriot Magdowski for a good chuckle.
This only sounds like the start of every Saturday night for me. Well, one thing led to another and Patriot Magdowski grabbed the gun and pointed it back at his friend. He allegedly pulled the trigger, and his friend died. Again, I can’t think of a better way to shuffle off this mortal coil. Besides, his friend (as long as he wasn’t a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Mormon, Catholic, Shintoist, Satanist, Zoroastrian, Atheist, Scientologist, Sikh, Krishna or Jainist) is in Heaven right now by the side of Jesus Christ so we here at the NSPA don’t see what is such a big deal.
We feel guns should be as accessible as butter knives in every home. Sure, accidents like this happen, but people die every day falling in their bathtubs according to the National Safety Council ( http://www.nsc.org ) so what’s the big deal? Dictator Obama and all of his Marxist acolytes hate guns. That’s the big deal! Jeb 2016!
Police: Man kills friend after taking gun away from him
1/13/2015
How was he to know that pulling the trigger would cause the gun to shoot?
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Chad Martin Stall from our Hillsborough County NSPA chapter was just chilling with his buddy Kadin Koehler when he did what all guys do while hanging with a bro. He allegedly pointed a loaded .76 caliber assault rifle at Koehler’s head and pulled the trigger. Patriot Stall sure was surprised when the gun went off, and his buddy dropped dead from a shot to the head. This simply isn’t supposed to happen when two gun lovers get together. As Patriot Stall explained to the police, he didn’t believe the gun would discharge when he pulled the trigger. That sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Well trained, experienced gun owners know their guns and don’t have careless accidents, which is exactly we need to trust them more than the local authorities to keep us safe. This is why nothing will be accomplished by sending him to jail. However, the gun hating Sheriff’s Department and the prosecutor are senselessly plowing ahead with this travesty of justice.
Tampa man shot and killed with assault rifle
http://www.hlntv.com/article/2015/01/05/cops-man-shoots-kills-friend-assault-rifle
1/12/2015
Paul Joseph Duddy, the latest victim of Dictator Obama’s plan to confiscate all of the guns owned by brave white men who happen to have small penises.
Paul Joseph Duddy from our Phoenix NSPA chapter bravely went old school earlier this week with his 12-gauge shotgun (I would have used my Black Rain Ordnance BRO-PG5 Standard Semi-Auto Carbine, but I’m not judging) to stop his neighbor’s 7 month old dog from barking. Look, the dog didn’t die, but it stopped barking so as far as we at the NSPA offices are concerned this was a classic win/win for Patriot Duddy and his neighbor. Now, if only the local authorities could see things the same way, everything would be fine. Oh wait, we forgot, the local authorities are only concerned with persecuting guys like us so our only option is to load up on guns so we’ll be ready for fighting them when they come to round us up for the FEMA camps.
Phoenix man accused of shooting neighbor’s dog with 12-gauge
http://www.kpho.com/story/27784076/phoenix-man-accused-of-shooting-neighbors-dog-with-12-gauge#ixzz3OfWbxzIm
1/11/2015
Christopher was only trying to keep the streets of Easley, SC safer with his gun.
Christopher Cox from our Easley chapter was arrested by the unappreciative Pickens County Sheriff’s Department which apparently didn’t care that he was trying to prevent a dangerous woman driver from engaging in a potentially deadly bout of distracted driving.
It all started last month when Patriot Cox asked a husband and wife if he could borrow their cell phone. When the wife gave Patriot Cox her phone, he ran out of the house and drove away. Two weeks later he returned to the couple’s house to say he was there to return the wife’s phone. Patriot Cox asked the husband to accompany him to his car in the driveway to get the phone. Once the husband was outside, Patriot Cox allegedly pulled out a gun and shot the husband in the arm. Then right on cue, the gun hating thugs from the Pickens County Sheriff’s Department showed up to arrest him.
Right away the liberal Greenville media labeled this a puzzling action of an unstable white man who shouldn’t have access to guns. Leave it to the lazy reporters not to dig deeper in the story to get to the truth. The truth is that Patriot Cox simply wanted to keep the cell phone away from the wife so she couldn’t gab away with her friends about meaningless girl talk and potentially injure somebody in a car accident because she wasn’t paying attention to the road. Any white male driver who has ever looked over in the car next to him to see a girl yakking away on a cell phone behind the wheel knows exactly what I’m talking about.
Easley man charged with attempted murder over stolen cell phone
1/10/2015
Speed, not guns, kills!
Here we go again. The El Mirage police have seen fit to arrest Richard Copeland, El Mirage NSPA chapter member, for simply trying to keep his neighborhood safe. Patriot Copeland had become so tired of the danger posed by cars speeding in front of his house that he did the only sensible thing he could do when a car raced by his house recently. He jumped on his motorcycle and chased the speeding motorist. Then to make sure he got the speed demon’s attention so he could point out to him the dangers of his reckless driving, Patriot Copeland allegedly fired three gunshots at the car.
Instead of presenting Patriot Copeland a letter of commendation to thank him for his community service, the El Mirage police slapped him with six felonies. To add insult to injury, the police pressed ahead with these charges against Patriot Copeland after he said he would not do it again. What else would you expect in Obama’s Soviet Socialist Republic of States America?
Former marine Richard Copeland plays vigilante in El Mirage
1/9/2015
We don’t want to brag, but we saw their potential more than 3 years ago.
Back in 2011 Troy McVey and Colby Kronholm caught the eye of Kip Gromp, our Greenville, Maine chapter’s youth outreach coordinator, while he was serving time in the Piscataquis County Jail on a totally false conviction for soliciting a minor. See, Kip was simply in the locker room at the Beth Pancoe Aquatic Center in Bangor to talk about a field trip he was organizing to go to the Falmouth Rod & Gun Club when a gun hating undercover detective arrested him on the false charge as a way to keep him from sharing his love of guns with young men.
Well, Kip made lemon aide out of those lemons when he met Troy and Colby in jail. For the next two years after his release from jail he spent endless hours mentoring Kip and Colby on how to handle a gun in their hands. All of that hard work and the attention he gave them paid off this week when Troy and Colby were able to allegedly use their gun skills in Hollywood when they defended themselves from an unarmed homeless man in his 50s. Not only was the man homeless, but he was also black so Troy and Colby knew their lives were surely in danger when they encountered him so they had no choice but to kill him. However, since California is ruled by that crazy, gun hating Governor Moonbeam Jerry Brown, Troy and Colby are back in jail. Again, it’s all part of Dictator Obama’s master plan to eliminate as many small penised white men who love guns as possible from the streets so he can destroy America from within. The problem for Dictator Obama is that the NSPA isn’t going to let this happen. WE ARE TROY MCVEY AND COLBY KRONHOLM!
Two Greenville men arrested in connection with shooting death in California
1/8/2015
Alcohol may have been a factor so why are the authorities making such a big deal about the gun? Also, why aren’t the liberal wingnuts now calling for a return to prohibition? Maybe it’s because they only hate guns!
Frank Huffman, president of the NSPA South Forsyth chapter was shamefully arrested last night for using his gun to defend himself (a right guaranteed to him by the 2nd Amendment in case you forgot) from his long time girlfriend’s 25 year old son. The authorities are making much of the fact that the young man who Patriot Huffman killed was unarmed, but we would like to point out that the Forsyth County Sheriff’s Office has speculated that alcohol may have been involved in the domestic kerfuffle that led up to the shooting. We are sure that this was the case and can’t wait for news to be released that the young man who died was loaded to the gills and was responsible for creating such a threatening environment that Patriot Huffman had no choice other than to shoot to kill.
Patriot Huffman’s gun is getting all of the blame, but demon alcohol is the real villain.
Proverbs 20:1 – Wine [is] a mocker, strong drink [is] raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.
I’m still looking, but I haven’t found any Bible verses yet that warn about the evils of guns.
South Forsyth man charged in fatal shooting of longtime girlfriend’s adult son
http://www.forsythnews.com/section/6/article/26513/
1/7/2015
Sorry, ladies, he’s going to be off the market for a while.
We were saddened to learn Thomas Gilbert Jr., the treasurer of the NSPA Manhattan chapter, was charged on Monday for allegedly shooting and killing his father with a single shot to the head from his .40 caliber Glock semi-automatic pistol because he had been planning on selling that beautiful gun to me for $200 to make up for the $200 reduction Patriot Gilbert’s multimillionaire father had applied to his monthly allowance.
Unfortunately I won’t be getting my dream gun for such a sweet price because Patriot Gilbert had become so angered by his old man’s Scrooge McDuck imitation that he had to prove he was no slacker by proactively killing his father. All we’re saying here at the NSPA is that Gilbert Sr. would still be alive if he had simply continued paying Patriot Gilbert the full $600 a month allowance that he so richly deserved.
The gun wasn’t the problem here. No, the problem was Gilbert Sr.’s belief that greed is good.
Son allegedly killed hedge-funder dad after $200 allowance cut
1/6/2015
As his expert defense witness pointed out, the gun Rickey Kelley fired was about as dangerous as throwing a handful of rocks.
Today Rickey Kelley from our York NSPA chapter finished the second day of his kangaroo court trial for allegedly shooting and killing his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend in a case that is really nothing more than a clear case of justifiable self defense on a high note as his expert defense witness made the obvious point that the gun Patriot Kelley fired at Jacob Kiraly was no more dangerous than throwing a handful of rocks at him.
Right on cue, the STASI secret police agent, oh, I mean the Pennsylvania State trooper sent to the witness stand to lie on behalf of the Marxist gun hating police state of Pennsylvania lamely tried to poke holes in Patriot Kelley’s iron clad defense, and we can only hope the jury can see through his lies and propaganda.
This case only highlights the need for us to continue our work to make sure that any emotionally insecure white guy who nurses an endless list of grudges and slights has unfettered access to any gun he wants at any time so he can stand his ground and protect himself.
Gun used to shoot ex’s new boyfriend as accurate as throwing ‘a handful of rocks,’ expert testifies
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/01/gun_used_to_shoot_exs_new_boyf.html
1/5/2015
“The damn gun doesn’t usually shoot,” Shisler’s arrest report quoted him as saying. “You have to squeeze the hell out of the trigger to shoot it.” Well, this sounds like a perfectly reasonable explanation so why does Charles Shisler even need to be bothered by the hassle of going through a trial?
We have the sad duty to report that the fixers at the Bay County Criminal Court today announced they plan to pursue manslaughter charges against Charles Shisler, the Community Outreach Coordinator for our Panama City charter, for his perfectly understandable alleged accidental shooting of his neighbor Justin Ayers.
The facts are clear that Patriot Shisler was in no way at fault. His 9mm Luger allegedly accidentally went off back in June, sending a stray bullet 200 feet away into the back of the skull of Mr. Ayers on the very day that Mr. Ayers brought his newborn baby home from the hospital.
While the police were conducting the investigation, Mr. Shisler opined, “The damn gun doesn’t usually shoot. You have to squeeze the hell out of the trigger to shoot it.” After all, who would have ever expected a gun to discharge when applying just a moderate amount of pressure to the trigger?
The clearly compromised Florida Department of Law Enforcement test fired the gun to inspect its functionality and determined it operated properly, which wasn’t a surprise since this has Dictator Obama’s fingerprints all over it. Thankfully Patriot Shisler’s defense attorney has successfully petitioned the court to have further testing conducted on the gun.
However, since we can’t rely on the crooked court system, please pray to Jesus Christ to intervene and set Patriot Shisler free because we will need all of the armed white Patriots we can get in Florida to protect us from all of the Communistic Cubans that Dictator Obama will have swarm into the state now that he has revealed his partnership with the Castro brothers.
Gun in Ayers fatal shooting to be inspected
1/4/2015
Look, there’s really no need to proceed with the criminal charges against Steven Lucas because he has made a New Year’s resolution to be more careful with his guns.
The party poopers in the Sacramento County Sheriff’s Department are determined to plow ahead with criminal charges against Steven Lucas, NSPA Sacramento chapter Treasurer, for allegedly accidentally killing his girlfriend by shooting her in the head while simply doing a little bit of celebratory shooting to ring in the New Year. This was nothing more than an understandable accident that could happen to anybody who sees the sense in celebrating the New Year by shooting a gun while other people are standing around. We guess the authorities would prefer Patriot Steven to celebrate the New Year holiday all by himself. No, holidays, like guns, are meant to be enjoyed with others.
At this point, nothing will be accomplished by pressing charges against Patriot Lucas. He has already said he is sorry and has made a New Year’s resolution to be a little more careful with his guns. Oh wait, we here at the NSPA just remembered something will be accomplished by pressing charges against him. This will get one more white Christian man who loves guns off the street, which has been Dictator Obama’s master plan all along.
Sheriff: Woman Killed By Boyfriend’s Celebratory New Year’s Gunshot
1/3/2015
Listen, there is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary about sharing a bed with a gun.
The lamestream media sure is having a good time destroying the upstanding character of Peachtree City police chief William McCollom, the gun safety training coordinator of our Peachtree City chapter, after he allegedly accidentally shot his wife in bed. First, they are making much of the contradictory statements they claim Patriot McCollom made shortly after the accident. He initially said the gun went off accidentally while he was moving it in the bed. A short time later he said the gun went off while he was asleep. As if that in any way makes his statements questionable. Leave it to the lamestream media to get carried away over a simple case of semantics.
They compound this travesty of journalism by interviewing over and over again Peachtree City residents who question what Patriot McCollom was doing with a gun in his bed. This may come as a surprise to all of the chicken hearted liberals who have never held a gun before, but all of us National Small Penis Association members sleep with our guns. The out of the ordinary circumstance in Patriot McCollom’s case is that there was also a woman in the bed.
Nobody can question anymore if a man should be able to share a bed with a man or a woman should be able to share a bed with a woman (which are perfectly legitimate questions), but everybody feels free to question whether a man should be able to share a bed with a gun because white Christian guys who love guns are the one group in Obama’s America that can still be openly persecuted.
We were sleeping when I shot my wife, Georgia police chief says on 911 tape
http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/02/justice/georgia-police-chief-wife/
1/2/2015
As the mug shot of Eric Campbell reminds us, we must always be vigilant against police brutality. Also, anybody who has seen the 1983 Michael Douglas movie ‘The Star Chamber’ knows that Eric and his father Edward had nothing to do with the murder of the elderly couple found under a mattress in the back of their stolen truck which Edward happened to be driving.
We here at the NSPA headquarters were shocked when reporters began calling us to ask about our association with Eric and Edward Campbell, the father and son team who are President and Vice President of the NSPA Alvin, Texas chapter.
We were shocked because we could not believe the abuse Eric received at the hands of the Lewisburg Police Department. It all started when the police pulled Eric over for no good reason at all. Thankfully Edward pulled up on the scene in a pickup truck and advocated for his son’s safety, as any good father would do, by shooting the two officers who clearly intended to harm young Eric. Edward’s paternal premonition for the well being of his son turned out to be well justified as you can see by what they did to him from his mug shot.
So not only are Eric and Edward being charged for simply trying to protect themselves from police state overreach with a little good old fashioned American firepower, they are now being accused of murdering an elderly couple from North Carolina. The case against Eric and Edward is purely circumstantial. The state’s case will be built solely upon the fact that the couple’s corpses were found under a mattress in the back of a pickup truck Edward was driving. The pickup truck happened to belong to the dead couple. Like I said, the case is purely circumstantial.
SPOILER ALERT – Edward and Eric are obviously innocent of the couple’s murder as anybody who has seen Michael Douglas’ 1983 film ‘The Star Chamber’ surely knows. Because of a legal technicality, Michael Douglas’ character had to throw out a case involving two men who were driving a van that had a dead boy in the back of the van under a mattress. Douglas’ character then gets involved with the Star Chamber, a shadowy group of judges who dispense justice on cases that fall through the judicial system’s cracks. The Star Chamber hires a hitman to kill the two guys who were driving the van. Douglas’ character then discovers the two guys had nothing to do with the murder and then has to try to save their lives before the hitman gets them. Obviously something like that has happened with the Campbells. Case closed.
This case only reminds us of the importance of our work to make sure anybody can get any gun at any time for protection from a government that wants to take away our freedom!
Granville Co. stunned after elderly couple murdered
http://www.wsaz.com/home/headlines/Two-Officers-Shot-in-Greenbrier-County-WVa-287295531.html
1/1/2015
We would like to make the salient point that Preston didn’t drive his gun from Texas to Florida. No, he drove his car from Texas to Florida.
23-year-old drives 15 hours to shoot girlfriend’s family
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/12/29/texas-to-florida-shooting/20991577/
Leave it to the hysterical ninnies at USAToday to point their judgmental fingers at the role Preston Pollard’s gun played in the murder of Patriot Pollard’s girlfriend’s father and the attack on her mother who is now in critical condition. Yet the paper (if that’s what you want to call it, it’s more like a glorified Penny Saver that is mostly given away for free to guests of second tier hotel chains who never bother to read it anyways) never makes mention of the role that Patriot Pollard’s car played in the incident. A quick check on mapquest.com reveals that the distance from Venus, Texas to Marion Oaks, Florida is 1,057 miles.
If Preston didn’t have access to his car, which he allegedly drove for 15 hours to get to his girlfriend’s family’s home, none of this would have happened. If he had walked and covered 20 miles a day, it would have taken him 53 days to get there. By then his feet would have been badly blistered, and all he would have wanted to do would have been to take a nap. There would have been no shooting. So yet once again the gun hating lamestream media jumps on the propaganda bandwagon and completely conceals the real story just so they can push their agenda!
12/31/2014
Okay, we’ve actually got to distance ourselves on this one.
When word reached our offices today that Tim West, our St. Augustine chapter President, allegedly shot and killed his estranged wife in front of their two children before committing “suicide by cop”, we reflexively prepared to come to his defense. However, as we looked into the case, we acknowledged that on this rare occasion we must distance ourselves from a fellow small-penised gun lover because we noticed he was one of those guys who wears Oakley sunglasses around his neck. We pitch a wide (yet admittedly also low) tent here at the NSPA to welcome all small-penised gun lovers to join our fellowship, but we must draw the line at guys who wear Oakley sunglasses around their necks. We unequivocally declare that no Oakley sunglasses around the neck type guys will ever be welcomed in the NSPA. Guns were not the problem in the case. The Oakley sunglasses were the problem.
Man fatally shot by deputies killed wife, committed ‘suicide by cop’
12/30/2014
Let’s hold off on passing any judgment until we have all the facts. We are sure there is a perfectly good explanation for what happened.
We here at the NSPA admit we were more than a little surprised when we got a report that Glen Skidmore from our Mink Shoals chapter was arrested today for allegedly shooting and killing his sister and shooting and injuring her son. We’ve always considered Glen to be a good guy with a gun so we are sure there is a perfectly understandable explanation for what happened. For example, maybe he was possessed by demons – 1 Peter 5:8 – Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
Or maybe he was brainwashed by a covert liberal Marxist gun hating group funded by Michael Bloomberg to commit an act of unspeakable violence just to make guns look bad.
Or maybe it just comes down to the fact that it can be pretty damn difficult to spend a lot of time around family members during the holidays. Hardly anybody is willing to admit this, but you all know what I’m talking about. The important thing is that we hold off on judging Patriot Glen until we know the rest of the story.
Man Charged with Killing Sister, Shooting Nephew
http://www.wsaz.com/home/headlines/Victim-Shot-Several-Times-in-Mink-Shoals-287064751.html
12/29/2014
Please pray for a speedy recovery for Matthew Roberts from our Republic, Missouri chapter.
It has been a sad Christmas holiday for the NSPA as we pray for the well being of our brother Patriot Matthew as he recovers from his heartbreaking attempt to commit suicide by drowning himself in his jail cell toilet last week. The only reason he was in jail in the first place and driven to commit this desperate act was because the local gun hating authorities saw fit to arrest him for accidentally shooting his girlfriend in the face.
Not only was it shocking that the police would arrest him for having an accident around the house, but the police apparently never read The Bible because they revealed their liberal bias to side with Matthew’s girlfriend by overlooking our favorite Bible passages when they were called to the house to assess what had happened. Anybody who would have taken these Bible passages to heart would have clearly surmised who was at fault for the accidental shooting.
“Give me any plague, but the plague of the heart: and any wickedness, but the wickedness of a woman.” (Ecclesiasticus 25:13)
“Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die.” (Ecclesiasticus 25:22) (Ain’t that the truth!)
Court documents: Republic man accused of shooting woman in the face says it was an accident
12/28/2014
Who needs Planned Parenthood and Obamacare for women’s general health care and disease screening services when you have a gun in the house?
Well, Dictator Obama’s much vaunted Obamacare and the harpies at Planned Parenthood with all of the women’s general health care services they allegedly provide while they’re not busy killing babies did absolutely nothing to save Charlene Ross’ life by detecting the heart arrhythmia that threatened her life. No, it took her husband’s accidental gunshot to the back of her head to get her to the hospital, which led to the detection of the arrhythmia. If her husband Boyd hadn’t shot her in the back of the head, she would probably be dead now from a heart attack!
We don’t need the government guiding our healthcare. We need God and guns to guide our healthcare. As Charlene’s son pointed out while reflecting on the incident, “It’s just one of those things where God says, ‘I am going to get you into the hospital one way or the other and shooting you might be the way to do it.’”
Undiagnosed heart issue found in woman after she was accidentally shot by her husband
12/27/2014
Wasn’t Obamacare supposed to save a lot of lives?
For the past 24 hours we have been fielding numerous media requests for a statement concerning the arrest of Jim Ackerman from our Las Vegas chapter for shooting and killing a Walgreens employee in a botched robbery. We didn’t take the bait of any of their agenda driven, leading questions and turned the tables on them by asking why after a year of Obamacare are so many people still dying of gunshot wounds. If Obamacare had worked the way it was promised to work, this Walgreens shooting would be a non story. However, the lamestream media would never hold their precious Dictator Obama accountable for his failures, so they changed the subject by focusing on the Walgreens employee who died from a gunshot wound. Needless to say, none of the lamestream reporters had an answer for us when we started asking the questions.
Drugstore shooting near Summerlin leaves one dead; police make arrest
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2014/dec/26/drugstore-shooting-leaves-one-dead/
12/26/2014
Once again, the media blows everything out of proportion and mangles the facts just to make a white guy with a gun look irresponsible and unstable.
Brandon Blandzinski from our NSPA Shelby County chapter unjustly sits in jail while the local newspaper prints sensationalistic headlines about his arrest on Christmas Day for shooting his wife in the head. Like all good NSPA members, though, you already know not to believe anything you read in the lamestream media. (Only believe what you read on breitbart.com, but you already knew that so I shouldn’t bother typing it.) I heard from another NSPA member from down there that Brandon and his wife are big fans of ‘A Christmas Story’, and they simply tried to re-enact the scene from the end of the movie when little Ralphie almost shoots his eye out with the Red Ryder bb gun. Instead of a bb gun, I heard they used one of Brandon’s handguns and one thing led to another and Samantha ended up with a bullet in her head.
So the real problem here isn’t guns, it’s the sickening overglorification of ‘A Christmas Story’, and it’s not so subtle, anti-gun agenda, as a Christmas classic. First off, let me say any movie that doesn’t feature the birth of Jesus Christ should not be allowed to have “Christmas” in its title. Second, you couldn’t get away from that damn movie from Christmas Eve to Christmas Day because the damn thing was playing around the clock on both TNT and TBS so it’s no surprise that a couple of naïve kids like Brandon and Samantha fell under its narcotic like haze of influence, which led to the accident that has poor Patriot Brandon in jail facing felony charges. Though Ted Turner no longer has any operational involvement with TNT or TBS, he started the channels and is a well documented looney tunes Liberal who must still be pulling the strings somewhere at those channels to have that gun hating propagandist film shown so relentlessly. Well, Ted Turner’s ploy worked and got a white good guy with a gun locked up in jail.
Wife shot in head Christmas Day; husband charged
http://www.whio.com/news/news/crime-law/sidney-police-investigate-christmas-day-shooting/njbB9/
12/25/2014
It was a good thing he had his gun in his car.
Ryan David Balla from our Ford City chapter luckily had his gun with him when he had to defend himself from a busy body “do-gooder” who stuck his nose into a small traffic incident that was none of his business. Patriot Balla was able to use the gun to scare away the “do-gooder” and his female passenger before they could cause any serious problems at the scene. This incident provides yet another example (as if we need any more) of why we need to make sure well trained, white, small -penised good guys have access to their guns at all times.
However, leave it to ultra liberal court system in Pennsylvania to see the matter completely differently. They treated this good guy with a gun as if he were a criminal and charged him with aggravated assault by vehicle while driving under the influence of alcohol, the sale or transfer of firearms, driving under the influence of alcohol, making terroristic threats, reckless endangerment, harassment and traffic offenses. Why didn’t they just cut to the chase and simply charge him for being a white guy with a gun?
Alcohol, drugs tied to road rage incidents in Manor
http://triblive.com/news/armstrong/7444618-74/balla-ford-police#axzz3Mxxw5EVI
12/24/2014
Look, he said he was sorry.
The county prosecutor was out for the blood of Patrick Joseph Salois from our Great Falls chapter and asked for a 10 year prison term at Patriot Salois’ sentencing hearing, which shouldn’t even have been held anyways because all Patriot Salois did was accidentally bump the barrel of his shotgun into his wife’s mouth while doing the important fatherly task of instructing his 6 year old son on how to load and unload a Glock pistol. Patriot Salois also accidentally pointed a gun at his 11 month old son during this family time they were spending together. Leave it to liberal, family hating prosecutors to try to criminalize spending time with the family during an era when most men are AWOL from their families.
Look, it’s not like anyone got shot. Patriot Salois’ wife lost a couple of teeth in the incident, but the same thing happened to my mother when she bit into an unpitted kalamata olive a month ago so it’s really not that big of a deal. Besides, Patriot Salois was really, really sorry for what he did and promised nothing like this would ever happen again. Thankfully the judge gave him a five year deferred sentence but warned him he will go to prison for 20 years if he doesn’t comply with all of the probation conditions over the next five years. Patriot Salois is just another gun loving white man who must bear the burden of liberal, gun hating oppression.
Man sentenced for attacking wife, children with guns
12/23/2014
Okay, so according to the Dayton Daily News Brian Harleman from our New Paris, Ohio chapter critically injured his ex-girlfriend and killed her 10 year old daughter with a gun he purchased the day after being released from a night in jail last week for a domestic violence charge against his ex-girlfriend, but since he killed himself with that same gun we will never know what buttons his ex-girlfriend pushed to cause this to happen. Also, we here at the NSPA don’t feel this story provides any justification for 3 day waiting periods for gun purchases.
It’s not like he was trying to do something like getting an abortion on demand in Ohio, which thankfully would have required him to get state-directed counseling and then wait 24 hours before getting the procedure. We realize there are some things that require a cooling off period in the hopes that good Christian common sense will steer a misguided soul away from committing a wicked deed.
Two dead, one injured in murder-suicide
http://www.dailyadvocate.com/news/blotter-home_top/150992989/Two-dead-one-injured-in-murder-suicide
12/22/2014
Polonius:
Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
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Michael Burris from our Fergus Falls chapter has just been convicted of murdering his nephew with a gunshot to the head, but we would like to point out the gun was not the cause of the trouble. The shooting resulted from an argument over an unpaid $20,000 drug related debt Patriot Burris’ nephew owed him. If Patriot Burris and his nephew had read their Shakespeare and taken Polonius’ warning about being a borrower or lender to heart, none of this would have happened. However, this is not a surprise since both Patriot Burris and his nephew were “educated” in public schools so their Marxist, pension obsessed “teachers” weren’t about to do any real work and teach them any Shakespeare. So, ultimately, the real problem here is not guns, it is public school teachers.
Fergus Falls man sentenced to more than 12 years for murder of nephew
12/21/2014
Gun safety training could have prevented this tragedy.
It will be a sad Christmas for NSPA member Brandon Bartlett from our York County, Virginia branch who is sitting in jail right now and facing a second-degree murder charge for shooting and killing a 68 year old neighbor after mistaking him for a deer. This tragedy underscores the need for gun safety training because this could have been perfectly avoidable if the neighbor had been trained to call out, “I’m not a deer. Don’t shoot, I’m not a deer.” Instead, the neighbor prowled the neighborhood under the cover of nighttime darkness and caused this big misunderstanding to happen. There’s nothing that makes us madder here at the NSPA offices than when we see proud gun owners being victimized by people who don’t know how to act around guns.
Man killed in York County shooting identified
12/20/2014
Guns don’t hurt people, people with guns hurt people.
Guns don’t hurt people, dogs with guns hurt people!
Over the past few months a number of vicious, gun hating, dog lovers have e-mailed horrible threats to me for my recent posts supporting NSPA members who have been in the news for shooting dogs. Well, the tragic news from Sheridan, Wyoming in which a dog “accidentally” shot Richard Fipps only proves my point that dogs are sinister beasts that cannot be trusted. If you still don’t believe me, just open up your Bible!
Philippians 3:2 – Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision.
Revelation 22:15 – For without [are] dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
I also happen to have inside information from my friends at WorldNetDaily who are preparing to release a bombshell investigative report that Dictator Obama has a secret program to train dogs to use head mounted guns so they can be used as guards at the FEMA concentration camps once he begins to round up all of us gun owners. So to all of you gun hating, dog lovers out there, let’s hear what you have to say when you are locked up in a FEMA concentration camp, and Beau is pointing a gun at you.
Dog shoots man: Accidental shooting injures man
12/19/2014
Since when did trying to be a father become a crime?
Okay, fellow NSPA Patriots, Michael Hecht from our Cincinnati chapter is in jail tonight for doing nothing more than trying to re-enter his 8 year old son’s life last night. The hysterical media is getting ahead of the facts and insisting that he stormed the home of his ex-wife with a home made gun when he heard her new husband was planning on adopting her son and giving him his last name. The media irresponsibly claims Hecht intended to kill the stepfather, who viciously assaulted Hecht with a glass and held him down until the police arrived.
That certainly isn’t the whole story according to what I’ve heard from my associates down there in the men’s rights movement. Granted, Hecht had not been involved in his son’s life much for the past 8 years, but what we’re guessing is that he was trying to make amends and made the gun at his home for an Indian Guides project and intended to bring his son to the local Indian Guides meeting. Can you think of a more wholesome activity Hecht could bond over with his son? No, I didn’t think so. The stepfather obviously jumped to the conclusion that Hecht was going to use the gun against him so he jumped the gun (no pun intended) and committed the felonious assault against Hecht. However, thanks to Dictator Obama’s judicial system, it is Hecht who is in jail.
Man Plots To Kill Ex-Wife’s New Husband Ahead Of Eight-Year-Old Son’s Adoption
12/18/2014
Here we go again! The lamestream media is again rushing to judgment against a proud NSPA member. This time Stephen Rozniakowski is the victim. For those members of the lamestream media who slept through their high school civics classes, we here at the NSPA would like to remind them that our court system in theory views everybody who comes before them as innocent until proven guilty. Sure, Rozniakowski was rushed to the hospital after shooting his ex-fiancée to death and shooting and critically injuring her 14 year old daughter Monday night. Sure, the Plymouth Township Police previously arrested him with 25 counts of stalking and 50 counts of harassment for allegedly contacting his ex-fiancée repeatedly through phone calls and text messages.
However, the lamestream media is alreadyy portraying poor Rozniakowski as an emotionally unstable man who had a cache of guns in his house that he used to vent his crybaby rage when he hasn’t even had his day in court yet. We haven’t had a chance to review the evidence, and we are sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for what happened so we are asking the alleged media to slow down and stop their rush to judgment. I guess that is asking for too much, though, in Obama’s America.
Former Girlfriend Feared Delco Officer, Got Protection Before Deadly Shooting
Read more: http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Police-Officer-Accused-Stalker-Killed-Former-Girlfriend-Officials-colwyn-285971091.html#ixzz3MJNyO1RC
12/17/2014
So why isn’t anybody calling for a ban on machetes?
Bradley Stone, a charter NSPA member from our Philadelphia chapter, has been in the news recently for allegedly killing his ex-wife and five of her family members before committing suicide yesterday. Right on cue all of the opportunistic gun haters got into a hissy fit over Stone allegedly using a .40-caliber handgun to kill 5 of the 6 victims and said this is yet another in an endless number of examples of why there is a need for sensible (allegedly sensible, author’s note) gun control legislation. Well, we here at the NSPA want to know why nobody is making much of the fact that Stone allegedly killed his ex-wife’s 14 year old niece with a machete. Where are all the calls for machete control legislation? Well, don’t wait for Dictator Obama and all of his henchmen to do anything to protect you from a machete wielding black man because they will be too busy trying to confiscate guns from totally well balanced, emotionally mature white guys who happen to have small penises. When the black men with machetes come hunting for you, you better hope the gun haters haven’t already taken away your guns.
Bradley Stone found dead in Montgomery County shooting
12/16/2014
OCCUPY LORAIN, OHIO!
This is a call to arms for all NSPA members and supporters who are able to participate in our March on Lorain, Ohio tomorrow to protest the Lorain Police Department’s racial profiling and persecution of two upstanding white guys who were only using their Second Amendment rights while enjoying a few alcoholic beverages while sharing a little father/son quality time. The Marxist police and prosecutor will claim Joseph and Thomas Boyette from our Lorain/Elyria chapter were jeopardizing the safety of their neighbors while shooting up to 36 rounds from a handgun while bonding over a few drinks, that in no way diminished their judgment or their motor skills, on their front porch.
These are innocent, small-penised, white, responsible gun owners, and their lives matter. However, the Obama administration will do whatever it can to take away their guns and break up their family. That is why we must stand up and fight. See you in Lorain!
Father, son charged with shooting gun during night of drinking
http://chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2014/12/15/father-son-charged-shooting-gun-night-drinking/
12/15/2014
We need a new Santa for our Christmas Party where we will say, “Merry Christmas”, not, “Happy Holidays.”
Due to the unfortunate incarceration of Frank Perry from our West Memphis, Arkansas chapter, we need a stand in to play Santa at the National Small Penis Association’s Christmas Party to be held this Saturday at the Belgrade Gardens restaurant in Barberton, Ohio. We had not planned on having a party this year until we attended the Sandy Springs Gun Club and Range “Holiday” party (please see below). After we realized even they were kowtowing to the atheists in America (Obama’s America, that is) who are waging a war on Christmas, we decided to host a full fledged Christmas party.
Mr. Perry planned on being in Akron this weekend to visit the American Toy Marble Museum (http://www.americantoymarbles.com) and to visit the NSPA national headquarters so he offered to play the part of Santa at our Christmas party. However, he accidentally shot his wife to death in their home last night. For some reason the police did not believe his perfectly plausible explanation that he thought she was an intruder. Well, if she had been an intruder, he would have kept her safe by having that gun in the house and using it. That is why we must continue to work with our friends at the NRA to make sure good guys can have their guns under any circumstances to keep all of us safe.
If you are interested in playing Santa, please e-mail me through the “CONTACT” link at the top of the page.
Wife shot; Memphis man charged with murder
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2014/dec/15/memphis-man-mistake-wife-shoots-her-police-say/
12/14/2014
All I want for Christmas is an IWI Tavor SAR-B16 5.56/223 Flat Top W/Rail, 30rd AR15 Mag!
The NSPA would like to thank all of our gracious hosts at the Sandy Springs Gun Club and Range who made our stay in Georgia so pleasant while we were down there to visit with Santa and to collect guns for our Glocks For Micrococks program. While it was a productive trip that provided us plenty of time for gun loving fellowship, we must acknowledge we were a little disappointed that they said “Happy Holidays” rather than “Merry Christmas.” This is the last place in America where we thought we would have to fight the war being waged against Christmas which led to an unfortunate misunderstanding with one of the party organizers which led to a phone call to the Fulton County Sheriff’s Department.
Unfortunately we had to leave before anybody from the Sheriff’s Department arrived to clear everything up because we had to get back to Akron, OH for a screening of Kirk Cameron’s “Saving Christmas” at the Ernest Angley Grace Cathedral Church. Now Kirk Cameron is a guy who gets Christmas. He’s a guy we will go into battle with any day to fight for the true meaning of Christmas!
Georgia gun club offers weapon-wielding photo ops with Santa
http://www.keyetv.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/take-your-picture-santa-rifle-22877.html
12/13/2014
A completely well reasoned, emotionally stable white guy has an AR-15 in his hands – what could possibly go wrong? NOTHING, nothing that is until the police show up to infringe on his 2nd Amendment rights.
The NSPA’s Portland chapter has an immediate job opening for our Northwestern Region Director of Recruitment Operations. This is a temporary job that will last 30 years until our current Director, Paul Alan Ropp, completes his prison sentence for using his AR-15 to defend himself from government overreach.
The Multnomah County Circuit Court may claim he was sentenced to prison for attempted aggravated murder, assaulting a law enforcement animal, burglary, conspiracy to commit burglary, attempted kidnapping, and blah blah blah. However, we here at the NSPA know the real reason. Dictator Obama is preparing (with financing provided by that conniving shylock Michael Bloomberg) to lock up gun owners throughout America (or what’s left of it) in FEMA concentration camps. It is in their interest to make preemptive strikes and arrest as many small-penised Patriots as possible now so there won’t be anybody left to stand up to them when they enact their plan.
Man who shot Portland cop with AR-15, killed police dog gets 30 years in prison
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/12/man_who_shot_portland_cop_with.html
12/12/2014
Sure, Shawn Nicely from our Mount Jackson chapter has been charged in the death of his neighbor because of one little bullet that just happened to go slightly stray from the target he was using for practice, but this was nothing more than an uncommon accident that hardly ever happens anymore thanks to the diligent work of our good friends at the NRA.
Just ask our big buddy Wayne LaPierre, the NRA’s CEO and Executive Vice President who recently said, “Teaching safe and responsible gun ownership works, and the NRA has a long and proud history of doing exactly that. Our Eddie Eagle Child Safety Program has taught 25 million young people that if they see a gun, they should do four things: stop, don’t touch it, leave the area, and call an adult. As a result of this and other private-sector programs, fatal firearms accidents are at the lowest level in 100 years.”
As we here at the NSPA always like to point out, you’re more likely to get struck by lightning than to be killed by a gun accident. According to the National Weather Service there have been 26 lightning related deaths in the United States so far this year. According to a nationwide survey of law enforcement records there have only been 1,454 people who have died as a result of accidental shootings so far this year. Granted, there have been 1,428 more deaths this year attributed to accidental shootings than to lightning strikes based on these statistics, but I would like to point out that there are still two and a half weeks left in this year and I saw on the news that it has been raining heavily on the West Coast the past few days so that probably means there will be a lot of thunderstorms which will probably mean a lot of people will die from lightning strikes before the end of the year which will prove once again that you’re more likely to get struck by lightning than to be killed in a gun accident. CASE CLOSED!
http://www.lightningsafety.noaa.gov/fatalities.htm
http://www.gunviolencearchive.org/
Arrest in Deadly Shooting Accident in Mount Jackson
http://www.nvdaily.com/news/2014/12/woodstock-man-faces-reckless-firearm-charge-from-fatal-shooting/
12/11/2014
It is with heavy hearts and inverted penises that we regretfully announce the passing of Danny Tutor from our Tupelo, Mississippi chapter who tragically lost his life Tuesday night in what the Lee County Sheriff’s Department is calling a case of murder/suicide. We here at the NSPA beg to differ. We are calling this a case of a man can only listen to so much nagging from his wife before she pushes him too far. Meanwhile, the local media is having a field day pretending to be the New York Times by making so much of the fact that Danny used one of the many guns in his house to shoot his wife multiple times before turning the gun on himself. The Lee County Sheriff’s Department is asking for anybody with additional information on this case to contact them. Hopefully they will be able to get to the bottom of this and determine what Danny’s wife was nagging him about to cause all of this to happen.
Saltillo man shoots wife, kills self
http://www.leecountycourier.net/articles/2014/12/10/news/doc5488a5ef21964293981741.txt
12/10/2014
The United States is turning into a nanny state populated by a bunch of wussies! My daddy Judah Harvey Hannity whupped me plenty of times with a switch and even shot me a couple of times when I acted up, and I turned out to be a perfectly well adjusted adult man. But I guess that was a different time that is now long gone now that we have Dictator Obama in office and parents get hauled away by the jack booted police thugs for disciplining their children the old fashioned way.
Please pray to Jesus Christ to get Travis Blake Carlton (see, there is something about guys with three names and membership in the NSPA) from our Pickens County chapter out of jail. Here’s a father who was actually involved in his son’s life and cared enough about his son to try to teach him right from wrong by delivering a little fatherly discipline. It’s not like his son is going to die or anything, but that doesn’t matter because the government just sees another white guy whose gun needs to be confiscated.
Deputies: Father charged with attempted murder in shooting of 4-year-old
Read more: http://www.wyff4.com/news/deputies-man-injured-in-shooting/30126394#ixzz3LXoyDhn2
12/9/2014
Sean Houle, NSPA ace outdoorsman from our Boston chapter, has been on loan to the NRA, our sister organization or more like our brother organization because sister organization sounds kind of feminine and we here in the NSPA are completely masculine in every way, for the past year to help them restructure the NRA’s Hunter Services Division. Below we have reprinted just a small sample of the information Sean and the NRA have posted @ http://hservices.nra.org
When it comes to hunting and skills training, America’s 13.7 million hunters have known for years where to go: the NRA. Working in cooperation with the state of New York in 1949, we developed hunter safety training as it’s known today. Since then, as our proven hunting education principles have been adopted by one state and province after another, we’ve expanded our services and assistance to hunters.
Advanced training for young hunters. The latest research and tactics for hunting success. Public works that benefit hunters. With all this and more, it’s easy to see why NRA is the number-one hunters’ organization in America. For more information, call us at (800) 492-4868 or email hservices@nrahq.org.
Deer hunter mistakenly shoots jogger on Cape Cod
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/deer-hunter-mistakenly-shoots-jogger-on-cape-cod/
12/8/2014
Scott Peters from our Chicago chapter sits in jail for attempted murder, aggravated battery, and discharge of a firearm at a police officer for allegedly shooting McHenry County Sheriff’s deputies Khalia Satkiewicz and Dwight Maness on Oct. 16. In addition to that miscarriage of justice, his 67 year old aunt, Kathryn Kriepki, who gave him the gun used in that incident, has just been charged with delivering firearms to someone who does not possess a Firearm Owner’s Identification card.
Look at the face of this noble white man. Does he really look like somebody capable of an erratic, violent attack against law enforcement officers? Also, we want to know why any law enforcement officers near Chicago would spend any of their time harassing good Christian white people when there are so many black people shooting each other in Chicago.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/12/04/aunt-charged-with-supplying-guns-used-to-shoot-deputies/
12/7/2014
Okay, Gregory Graf from our Lehigh Valley chapter has been charged with shooting his stepdaughter to death and will likely be charged with sexually abusing her corpse. Not to change the subject, but we’re pretty sure some black people shot some other black people in Chicago this weekend.
Pa. man charged with stepdaughter’s murder might have abused her corpse, DA says
12/6/2014
We here at the NSPA don’t want to toot our own horns about the advances that have been made by white guys with small penises since we started our work two years ago, but we’ve got to point out the obvious: White guys who have small penises are becoming cool now, just like the Rat Pack (with the exception of that Sammy Davis Jr., who we always thought was the weak link in the Rat Pack, in fact we could never understand why he got more attention than Joey Bishop) was in the 60s. Check out this picture of four of our fellow Patriots who represent the very finest in the White Puny Penis Pride movement who just happened to be in Memphis and decided to take a group photo and just randomly selected the Lorraine Motel which by sheer coincidence they later found out happened to be where Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated.
In other news, we are excited to report the 2015 NSPA national convention will be held in Jackson, Tennessee. We are still working on the dates and selecting the hotel. We will be posting more information soon so you can plan your vacation time to join us for three days of fellowship.
‘Klanbly Friendly’ Tennessee: State Becomes Hate Tourist Mecca
12/5/2014
Free John Guzy! Small-penised Patriots of the world, UNITE! Okay, Patriots, we must rally behind the great white Patriot John Guzy who was arraigned today in Chenango County Court for doing nothing more than standing his ground against the annoyance of people who drive the speed limit. After the police (doing the bidding of the gun hating Dictator Obama) arrested Mr. Guzy, they violated the sanctity of his home and confiscated all of his guns. Apparently, nothing is sacred anymore.
Shooting survivor recounts deadly traffic dispute
12/4/2014
After all of the dog shooting stories we’ve posted over the past few months, we here at the NSPA are thrilled that an unknown armed Patriot has finally gotten around to using his gun to shoot a cat. It is a well known fact that witches can shape shift into cats, but Pope Innocent VIII put it best in 1484 when he said, “the cat was the devil’s favourite animal and idol of all witches.” The gunman in this case was doing the Lord’s work.
Stray cat’s leg amputated after shooting – ‘Peggy,’ a 1-year-old tabby, is up for adoption
http://koin.com/2014/12/04/stray-cat-receives-leg-amputation-after-shooting/
12/3/2014
Once again a white, small-penised Patriot who has three names, Glenn Allen Taylor, needs our Christian prayers to help him escape from his government confinement in jail for doing nothing more than shooting his wife in the back of her head in self defense during a domestic dispute that I’m sure she probably initiated by nagging him for something stupid, like most women do. As the article linked below clearly documents, Patriot Allen had no choice other than to defend himself from his wife by shooting her in the back of her head because she had a knife and was threatening to damage one of his paintings. Hello, Dorchester County Sheriff’s Department, haven’t any of you ever heard of justifiable homicide?
Ladson man says he fatally shot wife in self defense
http://www.live5news.com/story/27525921/ladson-man-arrested-in-shooting-death-of-wife
12/2/2014
Jody Lee Hunt may have killed four white people today with his gun, but don’t let that distract us from the real threat we face from black on black violence, just like Rudy Giuliani warned us about because there are hardly any heavily armed, emotionally immature, unstable white guys who lack coping skills and nurse a score of grudges while wallowing in an endless simmer of self pity.
W.Va. Shooter Held Personal, Professional Grudges
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/crime-scenes-victims-wva-shooting-spree-27297959
12/1/2014
Sure, a lot of egg headed gun haters will point to the incident at David Eckhardt’s home as an example of why the presence of a lot of guns in a house will increase the likelihood of a family member being shot, but these are the same agenda driven Marxists who insist the presence of a lot of human created carbon dioxide in the atmosphere will eventually have irreversible, systemic, long term consequences for every living creature on the face of this planet.
Don’t believe the “climate change” lies. Human produced carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is as harmless as an emotionally unstable white guy with a gun in his hand.
Man shoots his wife, father at home
43-year-old kills himself; victims remain in hospital
11/30/2014
FREE KENNETH CAPLAN!
The NSPA Houston chapter is working furiously to free our fellow small penised Patriot Kenneth Caplan, who was arrested by Houston police (we never would have thought any police department in Texas would have been infiltrated by Marxist Islamic agents intent on confiscating our guns) for doing nothing more than using his Second Amendment right to stand his ground against women drivers.
Off-Duty Cop Allegedly Shoots Woman In Head During Road Rage Incident
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/29/cop-shoots-woman-in-head-road-rage_n_6237910.html
11/29/2014
Please pray for the speedy recovery of our spiritual brother Patriot Raymond Johnson. The Oregon City police (government thugs who secretly hate armed white Patriots, if you ask me) suspect he was injured by a self inflicted gunshot after he shot and killed his wife in their home while their two children were in the house. This was probably an accident that occurred while I’m guessing he was showing her how to safely clean a gun when she suddenly distracted him by nagging him like only a woman can and then while I’m sure he was calmly trying to redirect her to a peaceful state of mind the gun fell to the floor and shot her and then bounced up and shot him.
Some liberal haters may point out that Johnson was a registered sex offender and never should have been allowed to own a gun. Then they’ll start whining that this case is an example of why background checks should be required before all gun purchases. Leave it to the liberals to miss the central issue here, NAGGING WIVES!
Wife dies, husband critical in Oregon double shooting
11/28/2014
LARRY MCQUILLIAMS – REST IN PEACE, WELL ARMED, SMALL PENISED WHITE MAN!
This is a sad day for the National Small Penis Association as proud Patriot Larry McQuilliams lost his life today after his noble attempt to burn down the Mexican consulate in Austin, Texas to keep those large-penised brown skinned people out of OUR country and his brave preemptive strike against the government and its plan to confiscate our guns by shooting over 100 rounds of ammunition into a United States Federal Courthouse and the Austin Police Department headquarters.
While we may have to bid farewell to our small penised brother, we can take solace in the knowledge that Truth Tellers like Glenn Beck and Michael Savage are still around to get other fellow Patriots riled up against our government and local law enforcement officials.
We can also be thankful that Republican Governor Elect Greg Abbott has vowed to sign a bill to legalize open carry in Texas as soon the legislation reaches his desk. We are only sad, though, that proud Patriot Larry McQuilliams will not live to see that glorious day.
Austin gunman has criminal history
11/27/2014
“I am an avid collector, and my hobby is no more dangerous than if I were to collect stamps,” the father wrote. His wife called that “ridiculous” in another court document.
Yes, gun collecting is no more dangerous than stamp collecting. I couldn’t have said it better myself. This insightful quote was given by a brave Patriot from Lake Stevens, Washington whose 3 year old son was accidentally shot by a 4 year old neighbor with one of his unsecured guns in his home. This Patriot’s nagging ex-wife had been acting like a horrible harpy and complained about the dangers posed by all of the guns he kept around the house during their divorce proceedings. The 4 year old neighbor could have just as easily poked the 3 year old’s eye out with those tweezers used to pick up stamps, but you won’t hear Moms Demand Action calling for stamp bans. Welcome to Obama’s America!
Parents of Lake Stevens boy shot in mouth had argued about guns in home
http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2025094334_childshotfollowxml.html
11/26/2014
If Dictator Obama gets his way and confiscates our guns, bananas are all we will have to defend ourselves with. Until then we must continue our struggle to put a real gun in the hand of every white guy, particularly those who may be prone to poor judgment, in America. Only then will we be able to take our country back.
I predict by the end of the week Michael Bloomberg will be calling for a ban on banana sales in New York City. Heaven help us!
Colorado man arrested after pointing banana at officers like a gun
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-arrested-pointing-banana-cops-gun-article-1.2024758
11/25/2014
Sadly, this is one time that the dog comes out ahead of the totally stable white guy with a gun. The American flag outside the NSPA office is flying at half staff today to honor the memory of our brother, Dennis Emery, who only had 34 run-ins with the Pinellas Park police over the last 2 years. I hope that damn border collie is pleased with itself.
Police: Man threatened dog, fatally shot self
http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/27478660/police-man-threatened-dog-fatally-shot-self
11/24/2014
LINDSEY GRAHAM – THE FIST OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE!
Lindsey Graham, one of the NSPA’s favorite Senators, gets his fist ready once again to deliver some truth and justice. Below is the post I entered on his Facebook page to thank him for speaking truth to power. – Lee Greenwood Hannity
Lindsey, thank you for calling out the House Benghazi report for, as you said, being “full of crap.” The report, which was produced by the Republican controlled House Intelligence committee, cleared the Obama administration of committing any improper actions, but you are thankfully ready to get to the bottom of this obviously fixed report. I’m glad you said it was “full of crap” because I’ve heard you are very good at prying open and probing things that are full of crap. I’m sure you’re ready to roll up your shirt sleeves and get your hands dirty. In fact, I’m so sure of your abilities that I’m going to give you a well deserved nickname, The Fist of Truth and Justice. Stick it to them, Lindsey!
Lindsey Graham Won’t Accept New Benghazi Report: It’s ‘Full Of Crap’
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/graham-benghazi-report-full-crap
11/23/2014
If you have three names,……you might be a member of the National Small Penis Association.
Curtis Wade Holley, another middle aged white guy who loved guns and hated the government. Oh, and he killed a Sheriff’s Deputy in an ambush attack. Where would the National Small Penis Association be without Patriots like him?
Man Who Ambushed Cops Had Anti-Government Beliefs
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-idd-lit-house-fire-ambushed-officers-27119116
11/22/2014
Let’s not jump to conclusions. Nicholas Tuinstra looks like a perfectly stable white guy so I’m sure there may have been a reason he shot and killed his estranged wife and her boyfriend. He may have simply stopped by the house to get his beer can collection and his Ted Nugent cds when he slipped on a patch of snow on the sidewalk, causing his gun to fall out of his coat pocket (Wisconsin has concealed carry – thank you, Scott Walker). The gun probably hit the sidewalk and accidentally discharged. It’s not like he’s an emotionally immature, unstable cry baby white guy who can’t handle the typical disappointments that life offers everybody.
Weapon sought in Berlin double killing, described as domestic violence
11/21/2014
TREVOR LEE WHITE, ARMED WITH JUST A GUN AND HIS MIGHTY MITE, TRIED TO KEEP THE CITIZENS OF SNOW CAMP, NORTH CAROLINA SAFE FROM THE CHANCE OF A FAMILY DOG’S BITE. THE COWARDLY POLICE CAVED TO THE LIBERALS AND THE TRITE AND ARRESTED THIS BRAVE PATRIOT TUESDAY NIGHT, BUT THE NATIONAL SMALL PENIS ASSOCIATION HAS JUST BEGUN THE FIGHT!
Dr. Seuss (actually this is how we think Dr. Seuss would have written this if he had been born with a very small penis)
Man charged with animal cruelty after dog shot, killed
Man reportedly bragged about killing dog in Facebook video
11/20/2014
Another good guy with a gun uses his God given 2nd Amendment rights to put down a vicious beast. Hopefully the government sanctioned police force will not apprehend the brave small penised Patriot who committed this act of bravery.
Readers react after Holland Township dog shot, body dumped in ravine
http://www.nj.com/hunterdon-county-democrat/index.ssf/2014/11/readers_react_after_holland_to.html
11/19/2014
PHILIP SAILORS – NSPA SENIOR CIRCUIT
Philip Sailors shot and killed Rodrigo Diaz after Mr. Diaz mistakenly pulled into his driveway while trying to find a friend’s home to take him roller skating. When Mr. Sailors saw a brown skinned man in his driveway, he had no choice but to stand his ground with a gun and hollow tipped bullets. When Mr. Diaz started to back his car out of the driveway, Mr. Sailors had no choice but to continue standing his ground even as the unarmed young man was trying to drive away. Thankfully Mr. Sailors only received a sentence of one year of probation and a $500 fine. With Dictator Obama preparing to let 5 million illegal brown skinned people stay in this country, we need all of the small penised Patriots we can get to guard our driveways.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/gwinnett-co-man-pleads-guilty-driveway-shooting/nh8r5/
11/18/2014
Thomas E. Fallis, a good white guy with a gun who happened to accidentally shoot his wife in the head while doing nothing more than trying to get her to stop smoking, is facing jail time if we fail to act in his defense. While the courts are focusing on her death, they are ignoring the fact that he did get her to stop smoking, thereby rescuing her from a long, painful, eventual death from lung cancer. The National Small Penis Association has just established The Small Penis Legal Defense Fund to help defend innocent white guys like Mr. Fallis who have been arrested for exercising their 2nd Amendment Rights.
Former deputy arrested in wife’s 2012 Weld County shooting death
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_26960381/man-suspected-wifes-2012-weld-county-shooting-death
11/17/2014
Oklahoma Republican Governor Mary Fallin – NSPA Woman of the Year for 2014!
Though she may not have a penis, we are sure Republican Governor Mary Fallin would have a very small one if women could have penises because she is a National Small Penis Association member at heart. When she is not busy doing the Lord’s work in fighting against raising the minimum wage in Oklahoma, Governor Fallin is straining to exude contrived macho swagger in displaying her love for guns. In other words, she’s our kind of girl!
Click the link below to watch Governor Fallin drive a tank to crush a car and shoot a M134 Gatling gun at the grand opening of a shooting range that serves alcohol. Shooting ranges and alcohol go together just like Governor Fallin and men who have small penises.
Wilshire Gun becomes first range in state to sell alcohol
Gov. Mary Fallin kicks off grand opening by driving tank
11/16/2014
Once again, an armed Patriot uses his gun to protect himself from a vicious beast. If New Hampshire didn’t have open carry, the Patriot would have been covered in slobber.
Family Dog Shot And Killed In Auburn, NH « CBS Boston.
11/14/2014
ROBERT J. KINNISON – THE FUTURE OF THE NSPA!
The National Small Penis Association is proud to award Robert J. Kinnison our Rising Star award for 2014 for his stalwart work to counteract the shrill voices of those nagging harpies over at Moms Demand Action. Robert is a proud proponent of White Pride, and we are so proud to count him as one of us here at the NSPA. Robert embodies that special magic that occurs when white guys with small penises are paired with powerful guns. Robert, we expect big things from you in 2015, and we’ll be watching you all the way.
http://bluenationreview.com/meet-post-racial-face-hate-america/
11/11/2014
9 hours ago
Happy #VeteransDay to all. And it is nice to have Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi back home.
I only wish I could wish Donald Trump a happy Veterans Day, but I can’t because he never served. Those liars at The Daily News say he finagled a medical deferment, which doesn’t match with his claims that he didn’t serve in Vietnam because he had a high draft number. Well, what do you expect from the lamestream media?
11/10/2014
Here’s a picture from the National Small Penis Association/Open Carry Texas party we had in Galveston over the weekend. Clyde demonstrates his effective gun placement technique to add that special sense of adequacy only a gun can provide.
11/9/2014
Please visit the KSTP-TV5 Facebook page so you can click the like button to support all of the good work they are doing. I just visited their page and posted the following message:
Dear KSTP-TV5 Minneapolis ABC affiliate, thank you for your Emmy worthy news coverage of mayor Betsy Hodges’ scandalous decision to take a picture with a young black man and flash what were obviously gang signs. While the liberal whiners in your audience (Minneapolis after all gave us Hubert Humphrey so there are plenty of these types in the city) complained that this was shoddy, racist, agenda driven, poorly researched hack work that can’t even be categorized as journalism, I disagree. Your news department only wants to keep us safe. I’m doing my part by passing along a picture I found of Mary Richards, an employee of a rival Minneapolis TV station’s news department, flashing obvious gang signs to her coworker, Sue Ann Nivens. Please have your great reporter Jay Kolls look into this and help keep Minneapolis safe.
11/8/2014
Woodville officer Steve Gilkerson saves the day by using his gun to disable a curious chocolate Labrador retriever. White guys with guns to the rescue once again.
Residents react with shock over shooting of dog
Mayor, police chief support officer
11/6/2014
THROWBACK THURSDAYS!
Wilcox County, Georgia 1950s
Despite what all of the pundits said about Georgia being in play for the Democrats, the small penised white guy vote came out and kept Georgia RED!
11/5/2014
EVEN BETTER NEWS THAN ALL OF THE REPUBLICAN VICTORIES LAST NIGHT!
The Bullet That Could Make 3-D Printed Guns Practical Deadly Weapons
http://www.wired.com/2014/11/atlas-314-3-d-printed-guns-bullets/
10/29/2014
DON SURBER RECEIVES THE NATIONAL SMALL PENIS ASSOCIATION’S EXCELLENCE IN JOURNALISM AWARD FOR 2014!
The NSPA has awarded Charleston Daily Mail editorial columnist our Excellence in Journalism Award for providing an eloquent voice on behalf of emotionally insecure, stridently obnoxious small penised white guys who are regularly victimized and ignored by the lamestream liberal media. Don provided a fine sample of his writing style on his personal blog in which he referred to Michael Brown as an animal who had to be put down by Officer Darren Wilson. Don Surber’s keen intellect and insight serve as a benchmark for all aspiring journalists in America.
Please contact Don to congratulate him on his award. donsurber@dailymailwv.com
10/28/2014
White guys with guns – a winning combination!
Police probe fatal Putnam shooting
http://www.charlestondailymail.com/article/20141028/DM02/141029160/1277
10/25/2014
“Passing along a family tradition of hunting and shooting is not something that we should have to ask our leaders for permission to do,” Indiana Governor Mike Pence (R) said at the NRA national convention in Indianapolis, Indiana this past April. Mike, I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Baby dies after gun accident in Kokomo, Indiana
10/21/2014
Drunken trombone-playing clown fires gun from garage, police say
By The Grand Rapids Press
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on October 21, 2014 at 2:22 PM, updated October 21, 2014 at 2:54 PM
GRAND TRAVERSE COUNTY, MI — Police arrested a 54-year-old man after he was allegedly seen wearing camouflage pants and a clown mask, shooting a gun at a can in the street. Grand Traverse County sheriff’s deputies said the man also was seen playing a trombone at one point, all the while as he stood in a garage. The man, described as intoxicated, was arrested for a personal protection order violation. No one was hurt and the gun turned out to be a pellet gun.
Deputies responded at about 10:30 a.m. Monday, Oct. 20 to a Blair Township residence on a report of a man, standing in a garage, pointing a firearm at surrounding houses. A caller to 911 said the man also was shooting at a can in the road. The caller told dispatchers the man was “wearing camo pants and a clown mask and at one point was playing a trombone.” Deputies arrived at the scene, determined the man was drunk, and arrested the man on the personal protection order violation. No one was injured.
Sure, take away his gun, and all he’ll be able to protect himself with is a clown horn. This is life in Obama’s America, and this is why we must support the NRA.
10/20/2014
GOPer DeMaio Mocked Dem Staffer With Photo Of Overweight Woman
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/email-carl-demaio-peters-staffer-photo
I congratulated congressional candidate Carl DeMaio on his Facebook page for this hilarious joke, but some liberal operative hacked his page and removed my post and blocked me from ever posting anything on the page again. It’s a shame that Carl won’t be able to see it, but I just wanted to let him know how funny I thought his e-mail was. I told him I would have only thought that some of the old frat boys I know could have made a joke this funny. I told him the e-mail joke shows how far our society has come that an openly gay Republican (it still doesn’t feel quite right to type that) can make a mean spirited attack on an overweight woman’s appearance. It used to be just frat boy types who could do that. I never thought those gays like DeMaio would care about something like that. I told him that it taught me I should keep an open mind about his people. He has shown me that in many ways he is just like a lot of my buddies and me, except for that anal sex stuff. Please visit Carl DeMaio’s facebook page to let him know how much you appreciate his barrier breaking sense of humor.
10/19/2014
KEVIN DUPRE, NATIONAL SMALL PENIS ASSOCIATION OFFICER OF THE YEAR!
Though it is only October, I have made an editorial decision for the NSPA to name Kevin Dupre from the Cleburne, Texas police department as our Officer of the Year. As you will see in this video, Officer Dupre risked life and limb to protect the good people of Cleburne from these vicious dogs who were playing in a drainage ditch. Please call the Cleburne police department at (817) 645-0972 to congratulate them on Officer Dupre’s award.
Video shows officer coaxing friendly pets closer with kissing noises before opening fire.
http://www.policestateusa.com/2014/cleburne-texas-dog-shooting/
10/17/2014
It’s a sad day for insecure, small-penised white guys all across America. There’s nothing we brave Christian conservative white guys hate more than the culture of victimization, except when we are actually the real victims. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/michael-dunn-in-newly-released-jailhouse-phone-call-im-the-fcking-victim/
Michael Dunn sentenced to life in ‘loud music’ trial
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/michael-dunn-sentenced-life-loud-music-trial
10/13/2014
‘NEW GIRL’, THE NEW FACE OF HATE
After watching the latest ‘New Girl’ episode ‘Micro’, I realized that I am a member of the one remaining marginalized group that smug, self satisfied Hollywood types feel free to ridicule and denigrate. While the ‘New Girl’ producers would never center an entire episode around racist jokes directed toward any number of minority groups, they felt no hesitation to make an endless stream of jokes about a man who has a small penis. It saddens me that we here at The National Small Penis Association still have so much work ahead of us to advocate for the rights and dignity of men who have small penises. However, I am now only more determined than ever to continue my work so that one day a little boy who is born with a small penis can grow up to be a man with a small penis and feel no shame about it. By that way, ‘New Girl’ will never be as funny as ‘That Girl’ because Marlo Thomas and Ted Bessell never needed to make cheap jokes about men who have small penises. – Lee Greenwood Hannity
10/10/2014
I’M IN LOVE! I never thought I would find a woman who hates Muslims and loves guns as much as I do. It’s as if Lindsey Graham had been born with a vagina and was biblically able to accept the love of a man.
http://janmorganmedia.com/2014/09/business-muslim-free-zone/#Tb1lIQASlPUGXcRt.01
10/7/2014
Well, if she hadn’t “jokingly slapped” him, there’s a good chance none of this would have happened. I don’t hear Nancy Pelosi calling for a ban on joking slapping. So the liberal fingers will accusingly point on cue at the emotionally insecure white guy who feels the need to carry a gun with him at a social gathering in a desperate attempt to overcome long harbored feelings of inadequacy. #sotypical
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/florida-shooting-thought-gun-was-not-loaded
10/6/2014
Our friend Mitch is under attack, and we must rally behind him! While checking Senator McConnell’s facebook page, I was shocked to see that some Godless liberal operative hacked the page to photoshop this picture to make it look like a wolverine is giving the Honorable Senator a hand job. Call Senator McConnell’s office at (202) 224-2541 to let him know we don’t believe for a second that he would ever get a hand job from a wolverine.
10/5/2014
“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”, Wayne LaPierre. Apparently a gun is also effective at stopping an autistic boy’s therapy dog.
http://www.king5.com/story/news/local/2014/10/03/autistic-therapy-dog-shot-killed/16661159/
10/4/2014
Home brewers may be annoying, but there is nothing cooler than guys who make their own guns at home.
http://www.wired.com/2014/10/1200-machine-making-untraceable-guns-just-sold-36-hours/
9/28/2014
I suppose the lamestream media would have been happier if he had left it loaded so a six year old child could find it and shoot another child by accident. This man was simply practicing simple gun safety.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/pennsylvania-man-shot-neigher-home-unload-gun
9/25/2014
THROWBACK THURSDAY
The Sons of Confederate Veterans are preserving the legacy of small penised white guys who clutched on to their guns to fight our government. It’s a century and a half later, and we’re still carrying on the fight.
9/24/2014
Forget the liberal lie that dog is man’s best friend. The gun is man’s best friend!
Newfield dog shot twice is in stable condition
9/23/2014
This fight is just beginning. Again, middle aged white guys with guns are the only ones we can count on to keep dogs in their place.
http://www.wlky.com/news/clarksville-firefighter-accused-of-shooting-mans-dog/28193350?absolute=true
9/22/2014
Who let the God damn dogs out?! Once again, it’s up to a well armed, middle aged white guy to save the day.
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_26583773/family-dog-jumps-fence-commerce-city-shot-by
9/21/2014
9/19/2014
I’m sure this all could have been avoided if Mr. Spirit had gone to the NRA’s www.nrafamilyinsights.org website and clicked on the ‘Family Fun & Adventure’ link.
Don Spirit kills six grandchildren, daughter and himself in Florida shooting, sheriff says
9/18/2014
THROWBACK THURSDAY
Before there was The National Small Penis Association, there were these guys. (Galveston Bay, Texas – 1981)
9/16/2014
Guns don’t kill people. Drunken middle aged brothers trying to reenact a fancy gun twirling stunt from a largely forgotten 1993 western kill people.
‘Tombstone’ stunt goes horribly wrong at Florida woman’s birthday party
9/15/2014
DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS, and don’t mess with insecure, emotionally immature white men who have small penises and are disappointed with the way their lives turned out and vent their mixture of self pity and crybaby rage by shooting whoever happens to be in their line of fire in Texas. If push comes to shove, this is how The National Small Penis Association rolls in Texas.
Sammuel Everett Toomey Charged In Corpus Christi Trailer Park Shooting
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/15/3-dead-in-corpus-christi-_0_n_5825754.html
9/14/2014
We need a well armed militia to protect ourselves from our government when they come to round us up for the FEMA camps and from dogs who get loose from their back yards. Stand your ground!
Off-Duty Tulsa cop shoots, kills neighborhood dog
http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/off-duty-tulsa-cop-shoots-kills-neighborhood-dog
9/13/2014
Why should our government waste money on Head Start when the money could be more wisely spent on teaching toddlers to shoot automatic weapons?
Where Kids as Young as 5 Learn to Shoot Automatic Weapons
9/12/2014
Guns don’t hurt people. Porcelain toilets hurt people.
9/8/2014
Umm, I must respectfully decline the Asafo Gun Club’s invitation to meet them at their headquarters because I, umm, am getting ready to take my mother to go see the Oak Ridge Boys in concert in Branson, MO. Thanks for the invitation, though. – Lee Greenwood Hannity
9/7/2014
Mitt, I know just how you feel. I would have done a better job of impregnating Scarlett Johansson than her fiancé. – Lee Greenwood Hannity
WASHINGTON (AP) — Former GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney says there is no question in his mind that he would have been more effective in the White House than President Barack Obama. But he reiterates he has no plans to run again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaMOLWLT04A&feature=player_embedded
9/5/2014
Kevin Sorbo Official Facebook Page
9/3/2014
Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson was on Hannity to share his wisdom on how to handle the threat from ISIS. It’s just a shame he didn’t get to go to Vietnam to put this type of Git-R-Done attitude into practice. Instead, he got a deferment to avoid service after getting married in 1966. There is nothing more inspiring than hearing how he would handle himself if he faced life and death danger in the heat of war. Well, I guess it would be a little more inspiring if he had actually faced this type of danger when it had been his turn to serve, but it’s still pretty inspiring. Please click the link to see this brilliant interview.
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2014/09/02/Phil-Robertson-on-ISIS-Convert-Them-or-Kill-Them
Well, many Viet Cong soldiers may have dodged a lot of bullets because of his absence in the jungles, but a lot of ducks in Louisiana weren’t so lucky.
9/2/2014
Okay, so even though the Shoot Straight gun range in Casselberry, FL featured in my last post was the site five years ago of a mother/son murder/suicide, it just goes to show that we need more guns, even at gun ranges, to prevent these types of incidents.
9/1/2014
I don’t look at this as an accident. I look at it as a bonding experience. It’s just typical liberal media spin trying to scare people about guns.
http://www.wesh.com/news/two-men-injured-in-casselberry-gun-range-accident/27815696#!bOfSkT
8/31/2014
TED NUGENT, HE MAY HAVE GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS TO AVOID SERVICE IN VIETNAM, BUT SOMEBODY HAD TO STAY HOME TO THIN OUT THE DEER POPULATION TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF CARS DAMAGED BY HITTING DEER.
8/30/2014
Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary to Mr. and Mrs. Dick Cheney!
Congratulations to Dick Cheney, one of our biggest heroes here at the National Small Penis Association, and his lovely wife, Lynne. Thank you Jesus for bringing this couple together in marriage and giving Dick a good excuse to get multiple deferments to avoid serving in Vietnam. If he had been sent to actually fight in a war that he supported, he might have been killed and never would have been able to liberate Iraq.
8/28/2014
TYPICAL LIBERAL MEDIA DOUBLE STANDARD!
The liberal media went gaga reporting that a 13 year old girl threw a 70 mph fastball like it was the greatest thing in the world while it carried on like a crybaby ninny reporting that a 9 year old girl fired an Uzi like it was the worst thing in the world. What else would you expect from the liberal media?
8/27/2014
GIRL POWER!
A 9-Year-Old at a Shooting Range, a Spraying Uzi and Outrage
8/24/2014
Just like Wayne LaPierre said, nothing delivers security and justice like a good guy with a gun.
Bond Set for White Cop Who Allegedly Shot Daughter’s Black Boyfriend
8/23/2014
Kevin Sorbo is a big favorite with the members of the National Small Penis Association. Though his career as an action star may have ended many years ago, I think he has a future in comedy. There is nothing funnier than jokes about bombs in places of worship.
https://www.facebook.com/KevinSorbo/posts/806774226029312
8/20/2014
Come to think of it, maybe a few reasonable regulations on open carry wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
Dallas Huey P. Newton Gun Club Plans Open Carry-Type Rally « CBS Dallas / Fort Worth
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/08/19/huey-p-newton-gun-club-gun-club-plans-open-carry-rally-by/
8/14/2014
MISSISSIPPIGUNNEWS.COM —- ONLY THE GREATEST WEBSITE EVER!
EAT IT, NINA SIMONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ25-U3jNWM
8/11/2014
THE FIRST ROUNDS ( .45 ACP and Keystone Light) WILL BE ON THE NSPA
Alcohol and gun shows go together like unregulated fertilizer plants and school buildings. Just two more reasons why Texas rules!!!!
Texas board considers allowing alcohol at gun shows
8/4/2014
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Taking a Bullet, Gaining a Cause: James S. Brady Dies at 73
8/3/2014
WHEN WILL OUR VICTIMIZATION END?
I have called an immediate NSPA executive council meeting to stop this horrible persecution of Come and Take It Texas, our brothers in arms and small penises in Texas, who are bravely openly carrying their big guns in public only to be mocked and harassed by these heartless harlots. Governor Perry, I am praying to Jesus Christ right now that you will send the National Guard so you can protect them until we are able to deploy to Austin. We will keep you posted. Pray (just to Jesus Christ because those are the only prayers that get heard after all) for us, please.
WATCH: Topless Texans Spar With Open Carry Activists: ‘Boobs For Peace!’
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/video-open-carry-protesters-vs-topless-women
7/30/2014
OY VEY, BLOOMBERG, WE’RE ON TO YOU!
NRA Lobbyist Belittles Any Jew Who Backs Gun Control Because The Holocaust
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/29/nra-holocaust_n_5628484.html
7/29/2014
GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE…emotionally unstable teenagers who grow up to be lawyers who devote their lives to providing unfettered access to semi automatic assault rifles kill people. So can we finally stop trying to ban guns with needless legislation? Thank you.
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/07/robert-dowlut-nra-murder-mystery
7/28/2014
HEY,SHIT HAPPENS
Look, if we’re going to have a well armed militia to protect us from our government, we’re going to need to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
Pregnant woman dies after accidental shooting – FOX 35 News Orlando.
William DeHayes – NSPA Charter Member
7/23/2014
CRUISING WITH SENATOR GRAHAM!!!
We here at the NSPA swell with pride all over different parts of our bodies when we spend time by ourselves and look at these pictures of conservative Christian Senator Lindsey Graham out cruising to look for any muscular young men in military uniforms who have been sent out with marching orders by our dictator Obama to confiscate our guns and then to force us on our knees in a dark alley so they can commit acts of depravity on our quivering, sweaty bodies over and over and over and over again. Senator Graham, thank you. It is so comforting to know we have you covering our backs.
7/22/2014
IT’S NOT OUR FAULT WE DON’T HAVE ANY BLACK GUYS IN THE NSPA
Look, I’m getting sick and tired of all the haters out there who keep pointing out that there aren’t any black guys in the National Small Penis Association. I will not compromise the integrity of the NSPA by lowering our membership eligibility standards just so I can say we have a couple of black guys as members. You won’t find any political correctness or affirmative action here. I don’t care if you’re white, black, yellow, green or blue. You just need to be able to measure up if you want to be a member. It just so happens that it’s only the white guys who measure up. I guess the haters would like me to invent some sort of radiation ray weapon that shrinks black guys’ penises. Well, haters, sorry to disappoint you, but it’s not going to happen. I’ve got more important things to do, like making sure the government doesn’t storm into our homes and confiscate our guns.
7/20/14
I’M BACK ONLINE, IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING
I am happy to report my year and a half detention in Thailand is over, and I am back in the United States to fight for my small-penised brothers to keep their rights to strap really big and powerful guns to their waists . No matter what you hear (there are a lot of haters out there, after all), the detention was simply a misunderstanding over my visa paperwork.
All that matters is that I’m back in the thick of the battle just in time. I see ex(thankfully)-Mayor Bloomberg is still trying to take away our rights while he isn’t busy trying to manipulate the world’s money supply. I also see Harvey Weinstein (I think I’m seeing a pattern here, I’m just saying) is crowing that he will be making an anti-gun movie starring Meryl Streep to take down the NRA.
Well, Harvey, I have news for you. I made good use of my year and a half in a cramped Bangkok jail by writing the screenplay for ‘The Man With A Small Penis’, an inspirational tale about a man with a small penis and a Colt LE901-901.308 Carbine. I don’t want to give away the plot just yet, but I describe it as ‘The King’s Speech’ meets ‘Red Dawn.’ Though it’s not official, I hope to have Victoria Jackson attached to the project soon. See you at the Oscars, Harvey and Meryl. IT’S ON!!!!
2/1/13
FEBRUARY IS SMALL PENIS AWARENESS MONTH
Well, we couldn’t take our country back in November, but we can take our month of February back. We here at the NSPA are tired of black people getting all of the attention in February so we are proud to announce February is Small Penis Awareness Month. Granted, none of us here at the compound would have ever invented peanut butter if we were sitting in a laboratory filled with buckets of peanuts, but we are damn well sure it was a white guy who invented jelly. Throughout the month, we will highlight the contributions small-penised white guys have made to American history and culture, like the Confederate Army, the NRA, and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
We will use the month to grow the Small Penis pride movement to fight our fascist government’s plot to take our guns (and our manhood) away.
12/30/12
There is absolutely no truth to the local media reports that Lee Greenwood Hannity, President of the National Small Penis Association, was arrested for public indecency at the Regal dollar theater in Canton last week. Mr. Hannity swears on the holy Bible that he was not masturbating in his seat during a screening of ‘Red Dawn’, which the NSPA has declared as the best film of 2012, by the way. Mr. Hannity simply spilled some popcorn on his lap and was wiping the popcorn away. Mr. Hannity will have no further comments on this vast conspiracy because he will be focused on battling the Obama administration’s upcoming assault on our gun rights. Please check back regularly for our dispatches from the front lines.
National Small Penis Association 
I can see why the authors of this “article” passed on putting their names on it.
It, and the site itself, would have to mature considerably to be considered juvenile and childish.
Who knows, one day you might even find yourself landing on the list of victims as well.
Yes, one day I’ll probably be a victim of the gun hating goons who do the bidding of the democrat party, but I am a Patriot so I will continue to fight the good fight to help Donald J. Trump Make America Great Again for all of the insecure, small penised, White guys out there!!!!!!!